NEXUS
WHAKANGAHAU / 娱乐
Top 10 Worst Songs of 2022 so far
Don’t Quote Me “oHHHHHHHH JEEEEEEEEEESSSS was this soooo insane for me…” - Says Billie Eilish on performing with legend, Damon Albarn
10.
Pushin P by Gunna & Future - TikTok has a way of running these songs into the ground and you can’t tell me otherwise. This shit sucks.
9.
ur just horny by GAYLE - Coming off the high of ABCDEFU, GAYLE just isn’t throwing it down like she should be.
- Jack Harlow sounding like every late night tinder troller
8.
Cloud 9 by donatachi - Sorry but this is an electro nightmare that has no end. Please. Let. It. End.
“fruit rollups got that aggressive texture”
“Like this if u up”
7.
- Doja Cat, after mentioning she wasn’t a picky eater
Thousand Miles by Kid Laroi - The only song named Thousand Miles that’s worse than Vanessa Carltons. “I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan”
6.
First Class by Jack Harlow - Ya’ll hyping this man up too much. That being said, he could spit in my mouth, but this song ain’t it my guy.
5.
2Step by Ed Sheeran (ft. DaBaby) - Ya’ll…
4.
High by The Chainsmokers - They say white men rule the world. That’s not in reference to these men using autotune to bumblefuck through an average song.
3.
Emo Girl by MGK & WILLOW - I don’t hate TikTok trending sounds, but MGK making jokes about having sex with young girls and then collabing with WILLOW. Bruh.
2.
Cloudy Day by TONES and I - Do me a favour and stream Eyes Don’t Lie, it’s leaps and bounds better.
1.
- Cardi B being… well Cardi B
Crush of the Week
my ex’s best friend by MGK & Blackbear - I know it’s a 2020 track… still average 2 years later.
32 N.07 / V. 55
Von Tempsky Putikitiki Street
Nothing screams ready for a new relationship like changing your name, deleting your photos and reinventing yourself. Von Tempsky has done just that, and hoh mami– we’re ready for her bad bitch era. With the recent change in name, Putikitiki street is looking hotter than ever with a better lease on life and just a bad bitch energy that is unmatched by anyone else in Kirikiriroa. Cook Street, we don’t know her. Cameron Road, fucking who? Honestly none of you bitches know what you’re in for when Putikitiki comes out swinging.
