Ibiza Sun 732 eissue 1st May 2014

The Ibizan. Judge Jules Tells the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth. P6-7

All the Best Things come in Small Parcels.

Popeye Rolls at Tapas & Dolma of the Gods P8-9

Sienna Soul at Cala Salada. Made-in-Ibiza Bikini’s (some of which are Teeny Weeny). P8

Spend, Spend, Spend, 2013 Key Figures

• 2.4 Million Tourists.

• 2,330 Million € Total Spend • 30% increase in Retail & Hospitality 2.4 million Tourists visited Ibiza and Formentera in 2013 and spent 2,330 million € during their stay. 432,6 million € were spent by Spanish visitors and 1.897 million € were spent by foreign visitors. 850 million € of the total

spend was spent in shops, restaurants and other businesses making up the tourist complimentary industry.

This is a 30.8% increase in spending in the tourist complimentary industry over the last 3 years.

Easter 2014 Results.

Whilst there was 9% less occupation and less hotels open this Easter, those that were open offered more beds than in 2013 which in turn meant that it was quite a good

Easter in tourist numbers on the island. Parts of the island, such as Ibiza Town, registered a spectacular 30% increase on 2013 and in general we reportedly can expect 10% more tourists here this summer than in 2013.

The authorities in San Antonio happily reported that the 22 hotels open in the town for Easter had obtained between 65% to 100% occupancy. Pleased with the success of the mountain bike event which was staged using the (Continúa en la página 2)

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town as the “base camp” this Easter, they are hoping that the first “Ibiza October Fest”, planned for the 9th to 12th October will also help create a good end to the tourist season in the town.

More Flights.

Water Taxi & Bus Services From May 1st the island’s public transport system starts to move into its summer schedule with services starting or increasing in frequency.

Buses

"Claire B Ibiza Town from May 1st: 11 to Salinas, 13 to Santa Eulalia, 14 to Playa D’en Bossa, 15 to Cala Llonga via Jesús, 20 to San Juan, 20A to Portinatx via San Juan, 25 to San Miguel via Santa Gertrudis, and 25A to San Miguel Puerto.

Services start on these routes from May 15th: 26 from Ibiza Town to Cala Vadella via San Jose, 20B from San Juan to Cala San Vicente, 37 from San Miguel Puerto to Es Cana.

San Antonio from May 1st: 1 to Stella Maris via Cala Gracio, 2 and 6 to Port Des Torrent, 22 to San Miguel Puerto.

These routes start slightly later: 4 to Cala Conta (May 11th), 5 to Cala Tarida (May 11th), 7 to Cala Bassa (May 20th).

Santa Eulalia from May 1st: 16 to San Carlos (the 16A to Cala Llenya and 16B to Es Figueral start on May 15th), 18A to Es Cana, 19 to San Antonio, 21 to Portinatx via San Juan and the 41 to Cala Llonga.

Anything not listed starts later into the summer, including the 3 from Ibiza to San

Antonio, which starts its summer timetable on June 1st.

The Disco buses all start on June 1st.

Note that many of the routes start their summer timetables on different dates, so before you travel best to check

Âwww.ibizabus.com Boats—East Coast

"Claire B From May 1st Aquabus operates services from Ibiza Town to Figueretas and Playa D’en Bossa and daily boats from Ibiza, Figueretas and D’en Bossa to Formentera.

They also do cruises from various points on the island including a cultural cruise around the walls of Dalt Vila, to Es Cana (for the Hippy Market on Wednesday from most of the tourist resorts on the island), and a round island tour which starts at San Antonio and picks up at various routes between there and Portinatx. For timetables see

Âwww.aquabusferryboats.com

From May 3 Cruceros Santa Eulalia operates a boat service from Ibiza Town to Santa Eulalia via Cala Llonga. From Santa Eulalia they also run boats to Cala Pada, Es Cana, Es Figueral and from May 5 to Formentera. Details at

Âwww.ferrysantaeulalia.com/

There is also a frequent boat service from Ibiza Town to Marina Botafoch (for Talamanca) and to the new ferry terminal (Estación Maritima de Botafoch) operated by Barcas de Talamanca.

Boats—West Coast

"Sophia Valentine Other than hiring a vehicle or getting taxis to explore the island, boats are a fantastic and reasonably priced way to travel.

Claire B

Sophia V

From 1st May, the water taxis along San Antonio port cannot be missed. The timetables detailing boats to several destinations can be found on the boards also situated on the port. Tickets can be purchased at the kiosks or on the boats.

Most boats run every half an hour to an hour, usually starting around 9am until midnight—though the time of the last boat varies throughout the summer so always best to check.

One way fares to Cala Bassa for example are 8 euros for adults, and 4 euros for kids.

Boats to Formentera cost 22 euros for adults, 10 euros for 7-12 year olds and are free for children under 6. The boat departure is from 17:00pm – 19:30pm.

Departures to Figueretas is 9.45am – 10.45pm, and Playa Den Bossa 10.00am – 11.00pm.

From San Antonio, a boat taxi takes you to three stop off points in the Bay, leaving you in walking distance of many hotels. Fares cost 2.50 euros each way, and the timetable is 9.30am – 9.30pm and boats leave every thirty minutes, until 1.30pm and then every hour.

If you want to go to different beaches, there are boats to Cala Tarida, Cala Conte, Cala Bassa, Playa Pinet (Reggae Reggae beach), Port Des Torrent and again the sister island – Formentera.

The opening of the Reggae Reggae bar at Playa Pinet is on the 18th May, 2pm and shouldn’t be missed, celebrating 10 years on the island!

As well as boat taxis, boat trips can be enjoyed for island tours, dolphin excursions, cave cruises and more.

Boats are a great way to visit somewhere new, and with the sun on your skin and a view of the beautiful coastlines, it’s a joyous, comfortable way of travelling.

For further information:-

Âwww.crucerosportmany.com Âwww.ulisesibiza.com

The Tourist Industry lobby, called “Fomento de Tourism”, have demanded more flight connections for Ibiza all year round. They say it is an intolerable situation that Mallorca, one of our main competitors, has 50+ flights a day, including international connections, all year round, whilst we have 5 flights in winter and one direct flight to the UK a week.

Formentera To Ban Party Boats?

The tourist authorities on Formentera are still considering the possibility of banning Part Boats around the coasts of Formentera and from sailing from their port. The Tourist Minister, Alejandra Ferrer, believes that, though a protocol of good conduct has been agreed with the operators of the “Party Boats”, Formentera can still legally ban them. He inferred that the “Party Boats” were not good for the image of Formentera and that a boat full of youngsters enjoying a party could not help but disturb other tourists and residents enjoying the beaches and coastal waters of Formentera.

A Formentera Island Government meeting voted in favour of this argument and will ask the Balearic Government for a ban using the fact that the coast of Formentera has an EU natural protection classification making it possible to stop “Party Boats” from operating near the island.

No Decrease in IVA for Hoteliers At the last elections, the hoteliers were promised by the newly elected PP Conservative party a reduction of the IVA (VAT) which they pay from 8% to 4% as part of the PP election manifesto. Last year however, the PP Central Government put the IVA up to 10% for hotels and 21% if they employ entertainments and some other services from outside. Hoping that this would be a brief increase to help the Spanish economy, it was announced this week that the Central Government had no plans for the foreseeable future to drop the rate of IVA. Disappointed by this announcement, the islands hoteliers complain that the increase is making them uncompetitive with regard to their competitors in other European countries. The Consell Island Government appears to agree and is intending to put pressure on the Balearic Government and, through them, the

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Competition Winner The winner of the Easter Egg Hunt competition is Connie Wardle Age 9.

Connie wins a €50 Thomas Green´s voucher.

We accepted entries from 122 to 124 eggs.

Central Madrid Government, for IVA rate reductions.

Llonga to Sant Eulalia road late one evening this week. Initially both drivers were trapped in their vehicles but eventually one of them managed to release himself from his damaged car. Reportedly the other, more badly injured driver, also freed himself from his wrecked vehicle before the emergency services arrived on the scene and taking this second driver to hospital.

Sited as a sign that the economy is improving, the Balearic Government has collected 20% more in taxes in 2013 than in 2012 reaching a total of 234 million €, much of which was from the increased tax rate applied to the sale of properties costing 300,000€ or more.

Foreign Residents Leaving The population of the Baleares is decreasing and now stands at 1,101,794 inhabitants. One of the main reasons for this decline is that foreign residents are leaving the islands. Only 202,123 foreign residents now legally are registered to live here which is 22,283 down on the last census figures.

Radiotherapy Contract Up. The contracts to install and run the new radiotherapy sections at the Can Misses Hospital in Ibiza and the hospital in Menorca were put out to tender this week. Valued at nearly 17.5 million €, the contracts are for 7 years but can be extended to 10 years. The authorities believe that the first patients can be treated at both hospitals in December. Whilst hopeful, the residents who have campaigned for these much needed facilities doubt this date.

They are also hoping that the health authorities will not accept the tender with the best economic conditions, but also consider factors such as the guarantees of the quality of the treatment and the good management of the facility.

Between 8,30 and 8,45 on Thursday hail, the size of chick peas, fell covering the ground in the Sant Llorenc area of the island with a thin white film of ice.

The storm was short but very intense creating strong winds and waves at sea leading to ferry disruptions. A tree was destroyed by lightening in the north of the island near Es figueral and a rain fall of 2,40 litres per m2 was recorded in some parts in a brief period of 10 minutes.

Balcony Falls Down.

A section of the pavement along the busy Avenida Ignasi Wallis street in Ibiza Town was cordoned off when a section of second floor balcony fell to the floor.

Though the incident occurred at the busy time of 16,30h, luckily nobody was hurt. Experts believe that humidity had, over time, weakened the metal holding the structure to the main building.

The remnants were removed from the road and the building to make it safe again.

Crushed By Tractor.

A 53 year old local man was crushed by the tractor he was driving when it overturned on a gradient whilst working in fields of a local vineyard near Sant Mateu. The police arrived on the scene to find the man unconscious under the heavy machine.

For 40 minutes the police and ambulance services tried to revive the man before he was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident.

More Police For Sant Josep.

Head On Crash.

2 cars collided on the Cala

Ibiza News for summer. The total number of officers will be 56 and the 6 new officers will be specifically employed to improve security and control the illegal selling at the beaches around the borough during the daytime. The local Police in the borough will also continue to work in close coordination with the Guardia Civil and National Police forces on the island.

Santa Eulalia Is Peaceful; Fact

Hail Storms.

234 Million Euros In Taxes

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6 more police officers will be incorporated into the force ready

With only 18% of all the police actions in Ibiza recorded to have taken place in the borough of Santa Eulalia, the authorities classified the town as “peaceful and safe”. The Mayor, Vicente Mari, went on to say that, with the population rising from 40,000 to nearly 100,000 in summer, and, because of the surface area of the borough, then the security could be improved even more with an increase in Guardia Civil agents which he is now asking for. At present there are only 32 Guardia Civil officers in the borough.

President Proposes Changes To Parliament.

Proposing changes in numbers of representatives and the way that they are paid, Balearic Government President, Jose Ramon Bauza, wants to save around 11 million € a year. He proposes to reduce the number of representatives to 43 of which 24 will be from Mallorca, 9 from Ibiza, 9 from Menorca and 1 from Formentera. To pass these changes, Bauza will need the support of all the political groups making up the Balearic Government. Already commentators are pointing out that Ibiza, with its larger population, should have more representation than Menorca.

Health Provision Improvements.

A new health care provision system started this week with the authorities opening a facility in Sant Mateu. A doctor and nurse from the Sant Rafael medical centre will offer primary care once a week in the village on a Tuesday from 11:30 to 15:00 at the community centre. In a few weeks the same care will be available in Santa Agnes village on a Thursday.

Ibiza Sun now 50cents at Official Newsagents Two weeks ago we announced the trial of a 50cent charge for The Ibiza Sun at official newsagents. The paper will continue to be free of charge at all other distribution points.

This may cause some initial confusion and we apologise to anybody apprehended taking what they think is still a free copy.

We have the support of the newsagents and feel sure we can rely on them being sympathetic to any misunderstandings.

We have re-printed below the same information from the recent edition explaining our reasons for the introduction of the 50c price.

Distribution—First published in issue 730 “The newspaper will continue to be free at our many distribution points around the island. From May 1st we will be trialling a small, 50c, charge at newsagents. Only newsagents Think about it. It is one thing to have a bar give out the newspaper as a service to their clients, it is totally different to ask a newsagent to give away their core product—perhaps in lieu of a paid purchase.

It is surprising they agree to do it, and the reality is we know many of them do not. The newspaper is distributed to every newsagent in Ibiza and Formentera but we know many do not display it openly.

Some say it is a security issue—if people take a paper from their racks and leave without paying how do they know if it is a free one? Some have come up with their own solutions—we've been told of a couple who insist on another purchase to get the Sun. Some say it's just a damn cheek, and I can't say I blame them. One of the great benefits in the official Diario de Ibiza newspaper distribution service is that it allows us to reach the remote areas, and Formentera. Our main aim here is to show the newsagents some respect and with that maximise the ease of availability for people throughout Ibiza. The 50c charge simply covers the cost of providing the newspaper—in effect we are still giving it away free. If you live in an urban area and currently get your copy free from a newsagent chances are you will be able to find a free copy nearby should you choose to do so (we have considerably extended the distribution locations in the last 2 weeks), but we hope most may see 50c to the vendor as reasonable.

The direct and immediate benefit will be to those where the newsagent is the most convenient or only choice, but the vendor does not display it. In future it will be where it belongs, in the racks alongside the other newspapers. We are very grateful to the newsagents who have been happy to put the Ibiza Sun out free of charge, but just because they agree to do so doesn't make it right.

It is their business and livelihood, we have to respect that.”

U.S. Rapper 50 Cent denied any knowledge of the Ibiza Sun´s 50 cent charge, nor any knowledge of who or what the Ibiza Sun is. He declined to endorse the new charge saying “what the hell are you talking about, stop wasting my time” before putting the phone down. Probably. If we´d have asked him.

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San Jordi Fiesta

"Claire B

Rock In Riu

"Claire B The first ever Rock In Riu concert was held on April 25th.

Staged in the main square in Santa Eulalia in front of the town hall, the concert, which was part of the First Sunday in May fiesta, featured 5 rock bands – 4 local bands and headliners Tokyo Sex Destruction. Arriving at 8pm to see the first band Fortune, I was surprised to see that workmen were still working on the refurbishment of the public space, with pneumatic drills at full pelt until about 8.40.

Luckily, Fortune were un-phased by the noise and apart from the gaps in between songs, their loud rock music managed to drown it out. They got the night off to fine start, and did a great cover of Rage Against the Machine’s ‘Killing in the Name’. In between the bands, DJ Ezekyel kept us entertained with some great

tunes. Next up were The F r i g o l o s , p l a y i n g c l a s s ic rockabilly with a contemporary twist and lots of attitude. A fourpiece band featuring a stand-up double bass player and a drummer who played standing up, they played an energetic set, including great versions of Personal Jesus, Tainted love and Wipe Out. Three-piece rockers Uncle Sal were next, joined for a few numbers by The Frigolos’ drummer. They were followed by another three-piece band, Indulgentes, who really got the crowd going with their fastpaced, thrash metal, rock, with a small mosh pit forming at the front of the stage. Headliners were Tokyo Sex Destruction from Barcelona, who not only had the best name for a band I have encountered for a while, but put on a great show. Influenced by soul and punk, their set was fast-paced and the singer bounced around the stage when

he wasn’t playing the keyboards.

They also did one of the best encores I have ever witnessed, teasing the crowd by momentarily stopping and then starting again, repeatedly. It was a great ending to a wellorganised and staged gig, with a well-chosen selection of interesting and complementary bands. And proof that the island is nurturing lots of home-grown musical talent and that live music has a place in Ibiza. Let’s hope it returns next year, and the organisers put on more live music events.

Video of the end of Toyko Sex Destruction’s encore:

Âyoutu.be/vqWosuB97JI

The facebook page has lots more photos and links to the bands:

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a c e b o o k . c o m / rockinriufestival

Saint George (Sant Jordi in Catalan) is the patron saint of the town of Sant Jordi in Ibiza (and across Catalonia), and they put on a fiesta to celebrate his honour, with the main event on April 23rd, ‘Diá de Sant Jordi’.

I went along to some of the fiesta activities in my quest to embrace the local culture of the island.

The main programme began at 12.00 with a mass in the church, after which there was a procession, in which sculptures from the church were carried through the streets, accompanied by musicians and dancers. This was followed by traditional folk dancing (which I didn’t see).

In the evening the fiesta became more of a party, with two live bands playing in the town square behind the church. First onto the stage was Ibizan songwriter and musician Iván Doménech accompanied by a full band who attracted a large crowd to hear his Latin pop music.

In between the bands we were treated to what can only be described as one of the most bizarre firework shows I have ever witnessed. In a small open space near the church 6 drummers assembled and started playing.

People wearing scary masks (demons, wizened faces and the like) started walking through the assembling crowd. A guy on stilts started fire breathing and paced menacingly through the crowd. The masked people then proceeded to run around the

space and the crowd holding fireworks on sticks – whirring catherine wheels and screaming sprays of sparkling fire. It was slightly scary, but great fun, with people occasionally running underneath the wielded fireworks. Quite what it was all about I don’t know – it was either a traditional show steeped in meaning, or just a mad, staged, performance, but whichever, it was great! I sometimes love the refreshing lack of regard for health and safety in Ibiza.

After all that excitement, at about 23.30, ten-piece band 9son from Barcelona took to the stage to close the proceedings. Their music is a fusion of Catalan rumba and Cuban music, and their choreographed show soon got the crowd dancing, and took the party into the early hours of the next day.

Granny’s Bar Opening

"Nicole Torres Had a lovely Saturday evening at the opening/10th anniversary of Granny’s in Es Canar. There were many locals, both British and Spanish, showing that after ten years Jason has made a name for himself and is loved by his neighbours. The ambiance was greeting, Jason’s smiling face behind the bar was welcoming, and Danny Murphy’s live singing was inviting. Granny’s is open every day from 8pm till 4am (officially), and open during the day so you can watch all major sport events on the big-screen TV. There will also be a new dj, 5€ cocktails, and for the first

Ibiza for couples

"Sophia Valentine Ibiza may be the perfect place for hens, stag do’s and groups of free–spirited singletons, however it’s just as much fun for couples.

Ibiza can be the perfect getaway, providing you know where to go.

If you hire a car, or use public transport, you can really explore the island. Ibiza is perfect for sightseeing, culture and history.

The laid back beaches such as Cala Tarida, San Vincente and Cala Bassa are perfect to enjoy the weather and quality time with your partner. Each beach has a restaurant, giving you stunning sea views. Playa D’en Bossa is also home to some elegant restaurants and bars, such as Sands, Blue Marlin and Nassau. Playa D’en Bossa is also surrounded by a strip of shops for a spree or a stroll.

If you fancy a romantic candlelit

dinner, there are restaurants in Ibiza town, overlooking the medieval castle and cathedral. Sant Josep and Santa Eulalia are perfect if you fancy somewhere quieter, and more inland, away from tourists.

Es Nautic, a restaurant newly opened in San Antonio in 2013 is a classy place with its floor spotlights, surrounding sea and top floor view of the San An’s lit up marina. Over the road is Villa Mercedes, with a live orchestra, candlelit tables and again, a view of the port.

Bambuddha Grove in Santa Eulalia is a spectacular restaurant.

With its lounge, bars, gardens, temples and VIP area, it really is fine dining. You can enjoy a wide selection of meals from sushi, to curry’s, sharing platters and not to mention the tasty desserts.

The Zen terrace allows you to drink under the stars, the moonlight bedroom lounge provides the ultimate relaxation experience on the VIP cushioned beds, and the cocktail bar - a chilled out day/evening.

Blue Marlin in Playa D’en Bossa

is also a luxurious beach bar, offering Mediterranean cuisine, with impeccable service. The perfect place for sunbathing on loungers, enjoying a massage, a dip in the clear waters, or watching a show until late in the evening.

If you prefer alone time, then picnics can be really romantic, especially if you have a view of the famous landmark, Es Vedra, a must see for Ibiza visitors.

Sunset views are also mesmerising, and perfect to watch with your partner. The sunset can be

viewed pretty much everywhere however beach bars are the best.

For partying, Ushuaia is stylish, and if you want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the touristy clubs, Underground, situated between Amnesia and Privilege is a favourite club amongst the Spanish residents. With its terrace, stylish interior and catchy underground sounds, you’re guaranteed a good night.

With its top notch restaurants, classy cocktail bars, quaint little towns and beautiful beaches, Ibiza can cater for couples.

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Ibiza Time the third edition of this, and menus cost 14 euros, not including drinks.

Full details of the restaurants involved and the menus available are in the brochure:

 http://goo.gl/lIYEf5

Facebook page: Primavera gastronómica Ibiza Restaurant App A new smartphone App has been launched which makes it easier to locate and find out details of restaurants across the island.

Full details at:

 www.restauravila.com time, Foam Parties! We wish Granny’s all the best for the season!

Food Glorious Food

"Claire B There are several gastronomic promotional deals on across the island over the next few weeks.

Here’s the details.

Medieval Festival Gastro, Ibiza Town May 9-11th To coincide with the Medieval Festival in Ibiza Town, several of the bars and restaurants in the town participate in tapas and meal deals on Thursdays from May 1 for the next few weeks.

This year 24 establishments will participate in ‘Medieval Tapas’ where a pincho (a snack, usually on a piece of bread) and a drink will be on offer at a set price (about 2€) and 14 restaurants offer ‘Medieval Banquets’. It’s a great way to try out places you

Mon: Ibiza Rocks House Tue: Flower Power Wed: Aoki's Play House Thu: F*** Me I'm Famous Fri: Insane Sat: Pure Pacha Sun: Solomun +1 Completing the club diary for 2014, Pacha have released their summer line-up, which looks set to eclipse those of recent years. In 2014, there is an exciting blend of old and new. Flower Power returns to

haven’t been to before and sample their food.

At the time of going to press the participating establishments had not been announced, but look out for posters and leaflets in bars and restaurants around town or check the Facebook page:

Âhttps://www.facebook.com/ pages/Eivissa-GastroMedieval/184603744994870

Gastro Jornadas The Consell d’Eivissa, in collaboration with the local institute of small and medium-sized businesses (PIMEEF), has organised the Land and Sea Food Festival (‘Jornadas del Mar y de la Tierra’), which takes place across the island from April 25th – June 8th. It promotes the quality of local cuisine via two emblematic products – seafood and lamb. Forty-eight establishments are participating in this 2014 foodfest.

Seafood Festival: April 25th -

May 4th. Restaurants offer threecourse menus priced between 22 and 30 euros, with seasonal fish/ seafood from Ibizan waters as the principal ingredient.

Tapas Route: April 25th - May 4th, 15 establishments will be serving traditional and creative seafood tapas for 5 euros, including a glass of wine or beer.

Ibiza Lamb Festival (Food from the Land): From May 8th – June 8th. Establishments offer menus, priced between 20 and 25 euros, with lamb as the main attraction.

Full details of the participating restaurants and the menus they are offering are in this brochure:

Claire B Sophia V Our local correspondents Claire B and Sophia V with their eclectic mix of who, what, why, where and how in Ibiza. If you have information or an event you wish to share please send us details

Âenquiries@theibizasun.com

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Âeditor@theibizasun.com Night of Rock, San Jordi Friday May 2nd at 22.00. Three live rock bands, as part of the ongoing fiesta in San Jordi. Ibizan bands Indulgentes, Magnam and Fortune are playing in the main square behind the church.

Free.

Facebook page for the event:

 https://www.facebook.com/ events/1425360791055665

 http://www.ibiza.travel/img/

descargas/JornadasGastronomicas-Pescado-yCordero-abril-a-junio-2014.pdf

Primavera Gastronómica, San Antonio A festival promoting spring menus in restaurants in San Antonio from April 17th – June 1st.

13 restaurants are taking part in

Tuesday nights, offering an authentic evening with DJ Piti and the fun and frolics of yesteryear. Thursday night once again showcases the popular F*** Me I'm Famous with the now single David Guetta. Insane is the theme of Fridays, with an eclectic range of styles from the likes of John Digweed, MK and Tensnake. On Saturdays, Pacha reminds the island what Pure Pacha has to offer.

Residencies from Danny Howard cement Pure Pacha's place in 2014. The new age of Ibiza's longest running club sees the extravagent Steve Aoki host his playhouse every Wednesday. Aoki is known for his unique style of crowd entertainment, which even sees him throwing cake at his guests. Mondays are anticipated to be a huge success,

collaborating with Ibiza Rocks House.

Illustrious names such as Groove Armada, Basement Jaxx and 2ManyDJs make for a formiddable Monday night line-up. Solomun returns to Sunday nights with his highly regarded +1 event. Joined by a musical assosiate, this will be Solomun's only residency in Ibiza this summer.

During May there are an abundance of unique events to look forward to. In true Pacha style, the summer is welcomed with both a nostalgic and futuristic approach.

Before the main summer events start at the end of May, our own local legend Graham Sahara is playing several nights— One for the diary is the Celebration of the Godfather, a dedication to the late Frankie Knuckles on Friday May 2nd. Best rest up Saturday as on Sunday May 4th the troublesome trio of Jo Mills, Sarah Main and Graham Sahara Aleksia are out to

prove that mums aren´t boring with Good Bad Mamaz.

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The Ibizan: Judge Jules, the "Nick Gibbs Perhaps one benchmark of a true entertainment icon is the ability to transverse generations, and in that Judge Jules has certainly fulfilled the brief.

Clubbers from 20 to 50 hold universal respect for the man, the DJ and the brand that is Judge Jules. For those of us at the age where we hold collective incredulity that Michael Parkinson's TV ads are soon to be applicable, the Judge holds an extra special place. Hard to contextualize for those having grown up in a streaming social networked society that only 20 years ago our options to access the latest music were limited to radio and the clubs. London Manchester Birmingham and a few others at least had some additional pirate radio, but go out to the provinces and what did you have? Radio 1.

Seriously though—think about it. If you wanted to hear a live DJ tonight how many sources could you access? Global, Sonica, OpenLab, are just a few of the locals, Radio 1, Radio 1 extra, Radio 1subgenre, and if it floats your boat you could probably find a Cambodian Hip Hop station banging them out til morning (try PolPotHipHopFM.com).

20 years ago most of us had one choice and one choice only— Radio 1. I'm not saying this as necessarily a negative. With so much choice now the quality dissipates across the air/net waves. We were treated to weekend nights of Danny Rampling, Dave Pearce, and of course the man in question— Judge Jules.

The limited options also had a way of creating a kind of collective experience. When you went out for the night chances are most of the people in the same club had also heard the same radio earlier on. You were in the same groove already and it added something to the experience. Anyway, I digress, this is not intended as an exercise in nostalgia, but to try and convey the difference in influence and audience a Radio 1 DJ had back then.

So Judge Jules was and remains a big name, but the level of influence over the Dance Music scene back in the day.

For me personally Judge Jules had a double whammy of reasons to iconize.

After the late eighties and summer of love I had swapped my acid house smiley face for a family house earnest face as home, business and children took centre stage pushing music into the wings.

On returning to the scene in the late nineties there he was arguably the most important/ influential slot of the lot—the legendary show that was Judge Jules Saturday Night warm up.

His was the show we all had on as we were getting together ready for a big night ahead.

In addition to the direct audible

enjoyment of the show itself, I think there were additional subliminal effects that add to the special place he holds. I will try to explain it like this; select any noise/tune/sound for your alarm clock and you will grow to despise it. I had a cute baby laughing and gurgling on my phone alarm for a while—surely one of nature's most pleasurable sounds, but within weeks it grated on me as fingernails down a blackboard. I once bought an Islamic call to prayer alarm clock in Brick Lane and I think it was only due to it being hurled from an upstairs window soon after purchase that prevented me taking on the Jihad single handed.

Judge Jules show was the very opposite—the ´noise´ my brain associated with the very best time of the week. The changeover from responsibility to frivolity, from pressure to pleasure. ´Coming up´ is a simple but perfectly descriptive use of English language.

Music was back in my life in a big way and it wasn't long before London took over Saturday nights for Fabric, Egg, etc., and onto Ibiza for insane weekends of 24/7 Clubbing. After being gifted a pair of old belt drive decks and the epiphany of playing being even better than listening, I stopped looking so much to the Radio, but by then the path had been laid, a path that would ultimately lead me to my life and home in Ibiza. It was a life changing time, and Judge Jules was one of the key influences that made it happen.

So how did this iconic status manifest itself when meeting the man himself for an interview with the newspaper? To be frank I became a bumbling, tongue tied, semi-coherent idiot. Many men will have recognise the effect from some point in their past when attempting an approach to a new and much admired girl. Just when you want to be at your sharpest, most incisive and wittiest, your brain decides it has forgotten how to speak and as panic sets in every further utterance seems to dig your hole deeper.

I really would have thought I'd been round the block enough to be beyond such issues, but I guess it just highlights again that for me, and I suspect many of my era, Judge Jules really is one of the big ones.

Cutting my losses I brought my lack of lucidity up and he was perfectly gracious about it.

Thankfully there was less need for my input than in many interviews. Though Ibiza is the second home to his family's main London base, it was evident throughout our time that he has genuine and strong feelings for Ibiza that go far beyond the job of DJ. I am privileged to present our interview with Judge Jules, the Ibizan.

Name: Julius O´Riordan Age: 47 Job: by day Entertainment Lawyer, by night DJ & Promoter.

From: Highbury, North London Home: Family Homes in North London and Ibiza.

Language: I speak fluent Spanish. I think it is very important when you have a home and do business here. I had a restaurant business here too. It's a real incentive to learn the language.

When I say Spanish I mean Castellano. Although there is a strong Ibicenco voice here, you don't hear Catalan so much on a day to day basis. I noticed in Barcelona recently you hear Catalan far more on the streets.

Learning a language is about finding opportunities to use it.

For example we live here mainly in the summer so I couldn't tell the Spanish for Overcoat and Scarf, but I do conduct a lot of business here so I could understand a legal contract. If you are able to learn the language, you should do it.

Family: Wife Amanda is an on off singer with Angelic records which charted, but it's difficult to have a multiple focus when you have kiddies. My days are spent in Law, we live in Highgate, North London. and 2 Children.

We have had a home in Ibiza since 1999 and our current Villa 12 years.

My son is 14 my daughter 9 so she is still all about dolls but my son is showing signs of being a DJ. I'll encourage that and help him. He is good at making music, good with Logic. At the same time I want him to have a youth and not grow up too quickly.

The children go to school in the UK. We did contemplate moving here for the winter but at that time the flights were so poor.

Also winter in Ibiza is a bit of an acquired taste. When you are from a big city it seems very quiet. It's not that I don't like it, the island is beautiful, tranquil and for those people working full on in the tourist season I can see the appeal—the winter months must be a sanctuary, an oasis of peace. I love to visit in the winter but I think I would find living here just a little too sedate.

Our Ibiza home really revolves around school, and the commitments of the legal work. In addition to my London clients I look after the legal affairs of several Ibizan music industry concerns, there is an obvious natural connection for me.

"NG:

Perfect family Sunday

in Ibiza?

If the beaches were like this every day it would be the beach (our interview is being held on a glorious day at Cala Salada with no more than a dozen others sharing the beach), we like the old town, the marina, great restaurants, Es Pidor was my favourite but it closed a year ago. I was very sad about that. I like Can Pilot and that type of traditional Spanish restaurant with cooking on hot stones.

"NG: You are known as a big

Arsenal fan. What is your take on their current situation and Wenger´s management?

Having known some footballers, people in clubs and other lawyers working in sports, I think there is so much more going on behind the scenes than people might realise. It is far less of an emotion and much more of a business than people give it credit. I don't know specifically how that relates to Arsenal but you just don't know how those factors are affecting them and so whether Wenger would like to be doing something different but has his hands tied. It is disappointing that being the second team in attendance and support is not reflected with success at the moment, but I'm not one of those people calling for the manager's head after a bad result.

We have 2 season tickets so I go whenever I can.

"NG:

Can you tell us about your personal journey to Ibiza?

I was first booked to play here in 1988. I did a gig at Pacha and to be honest I can't remember much more about the trip. For those that care to admit it I think that's pretty common for your first visit, certainly back then. I do remember Ibiza had only just got it's first roundabout and the locals couldn't get the hang of it, nothing has changed there then.

After the first gig I joined Kiss FM and did a range of stuff with them around San Antonio—the Star Club and Es Paradis, then came Clockwork Orange which was really big at the time.

For the next 5 years I'd be coming over weekly playing a rota of clubs—Cream, Miss Moneypenny´s, Manumission, and more at Pacha before then settling on Eden.

"NG:

How did Judgement come about?

I was getting good numbers for these major British club nights and it just felt the time was right to take a chance. It went from Star Club which was all about the package holiday trade, into

an all new stand alone club. I got involved in the design and style.

Judgement Sundays was the club's key night for a very long time. Last year with the new ownership we moved to Friday and it worked really well. The new owners invested a lot in the building, the transformation of the club was amazing, and I think that is reflected in San Antonio as a whole. A lot of people are very dismissive of San Antonio but in the context of Ibiza as a product I think it is really important. You have to see Ibiza as a product competing with other tourist destinations.

For many tourists San Antonio is the stepping stone into Ibiza.

Broadly speaking the under 25´s start in San Antonio, the over 25´s go across to Dén Bossa, and at some point you'll realise a Villa is a better and not necessarily more expensive option. So as an introduction to what Ibiza is about San Antonio is really important to the island as a whole. It has some great facilities. The Passeo is beautiful, I love what Ocean Beach Club are doing, the new Rita's is amazing too, so I get very defensive about San Antonio. I have lots of friends living here who are pretty derogatory about it, but they don't see it in the bigger picture.

It is not aimed at them. As a natural bay it is up there with anything in Spain, and you can't put a price on the sunset.

Ibiza Town is beautiful and cosmopolitan, but I will always fly the flag for San Antonio.

It is so important not to loose

“For many it is the important stepping stone into Ibiza.

I will always fly the flag for San Antonio” sight of Ibiza as a product, particularly where it is a product appealing to young people. You have to regenerate yourself. Most of the hotels have improved. You can still go for a budget Hostal, but you don't have to any more.

"NG

Are you aware of the changing regulations in San Antonio that have resulted in protests from many of the tourist bars?

Telling bars they have to close earlier is unfair and typically small minded. Unfortunately that is typical of local government in Ibiza. I don't think it will put people off, because Ibiza as a brand is too strong for an hour

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truth, the whole truth, ... here or there to make a difference. If I was a local politician I'd be hopping on a plane to Magaluf and Tenerife, to Greece, to Corfu and seeing what your competitors are doing and using that as the basis to compete. Instead they sit here and moan about things. It sounds soulless to say it but the reality is it doesn't

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even more aware and competitive in the market.

"NG:

Any designs on entering local politics yourself?

It would only make sense if there was a big enough British community, and I don't think there is. It would be easy to criticise my views as an outsider, but I really care about Ibiza.

NG: What are you doing on “People look back on the " the DJ front? crackles of vinyl with I love doing Global Warm Up has built up to 700,000 nostalgia, but it annoyed which subscribers worldwide. Of course the hell out of me.” that is not live and I miss that matter if you are selling tourism or widgets, it is a product and flying in the face of what your customers want is ridiculous.

Fortunately Ibiza's plus points— its legendary clubs, short flights from the major European cities, but relying on that and ignoring what your competitors are doing is at your utter peril.

Anybody who shortens the closing hours is not looking at the bigger picture.

Of course Ibiza is a beautiful natural environment, and I understand for instance the furore regarding the proposed oil exploration, but that is a completely separate issue to Ibiza as a product in the world of tourism.

It's upmarket status has improved hugely, reflected by my being able to fly direct into Heathrow with BA in April.

Slots at Heathrow cost BA millions and they must have great confidence in us to use those slots for Ibiza.

Although the business community are doing everything they can to compete, there is so much resistance from Government. The proposal for a second golf course is a good example. There is no point getting people here if there is nothing for them to do when they get here.

The percentage of tourist derived income in Ibiza is even higher than places like Majorca and the Costa Del Sol, we have to be

connection so still really look forward to the live shows.

"NG: Ever still play vinyl?

I don't really have this sentimental view of vinyl that I know many do now. Not only was it a pain to carry around, but I'd get promos sent to me Friday, play them that night and by the second gig you could hear crackles.

People look back now at those scratches with nostalgia but at the time it just annoyed the hell out of me. It should be more about the music than how it's being played. Good DJ´s get the feeling and expression across to make it special.

"NG: And the legal work?

I got a degree in law when I was 21, but then got into the DJ world. I knew I would always go back to it. I had to retrain when I was 38 so took the degree again.

It was a decision to give myself something after 45—but the DJing is still going really well too. My experience of the business as an artist is a big plus.

"NG:

Is there anything you would like to say re Frankie Knuckles?

Frankie Knuckles is the most significant individual in the history of Dance music to have departed us. You simply cannot underestimate or downplay his importance to Dance music. I first went to New York when I was 18 and we used to hang out in record shops buying House music before it had ever taken off

in the UK. Most of those first records were Frankie Knuckles.

My favourite record of all time is Frankie Knuckles remix of the Nightriders “Let the music use you”. You kind of step back from saying without him House never would have happened, but I don't

know, perhaps that's not too unreasonable a statement.

"NG:

I know this is way cheesy, but can I get a photo of you reading the Sun. Sure, why not, I read it every week.

Judge Jules, wise words to the very end. Our thanks to the man himself for taking the time and Amanda for fixing it up.

Âwww.judgejules.net

From left: Other Judges we like; Judge Dredd—no messing; Judge Judy—hot. Judges we don’t like; X Factor demi-gods; Sylvester Stallone playing Judge Dredd—what was that about? Judges we are ambivalent about; Mr Peter Sterling, Marrow and Green vegetable judge, Needham Market village fete—probably a nice enough bloke, never done us any harm.

(We should have had UK Ska bloke Judge Dread in the Judges we like but only just remembered him and it’s done now)

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Sienna Soul

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Sienna Soul is a young Ibizan designer creating 100% hand made beachwear for a style conscious market looking for something special to stand out from the high street brands.

Originally inspired in true home craft customisation and cannibalisation of T-shirts and various other garments into bikini's, the brand has now evolved to include 3 collections.

• T-kini's - t-shirt bikini's.

• By Design - everyday swimwear.

• In The Mix - consisting of many different materials & techniques to create unique signature styles.

Every item made is unique, made with 100% love care and attention going into every detail. All designs use ties everywhere possible to ensure the perfect fit.

Whether gift wrapped in ribbon, draped in sheer shinny material, or expressing yourself through a mix of fantastic fabrics, the quality and unique nature of the design is bound to make you feel special, and turn a good few heads along the way.

The range includes prices from around 35€ upwards though even the more expensive items are very reasonable given the workmanship—particularly evident in the crochet bikinis. Available to view and purchase through online via the website below, or search Sienna Soul on Facebook, or view on display at Gloss Hair & Beauty Salon in San Antonio.

More stockists will be announced on Facebook soon.

Âwww.siennasoul.com

Design: Helen Adams @ Sienna Soul Photography: Nicholas Gibbs Model: Ingrida Antulyte

Tapas Restaurant and Lounge Bar 2014 There was understandably a lot of anticipation leading up to the Tapas 2014 opening. Last winter, residents were spoilt with a weekly helping of Tapas each weekend. This time the hungry wait was counted in months rather than days. Since the doors opened for 2014, Tapas has been steadily reminding visitors why they have a reputation as one of the best dining experiences in Ibiza.

Dedicated fans will be pleased to hear that all the favourite dishes are back. The likes of Popeye, belly of pork, prawns with chorizo and stuffed chicken breast remain a prominent feature

on the menu.

In addition this year sees some of the classic dishes infused with a new twist. One of the most exciting of these so far has to be the Popeye spring rolls. A match made in heaven. Every week the famous Tapas Sunday roast returns, and is just as delicious as ever.

To enhance the leisurely afternoons and evenings spent here, there is set to be an extra outdoor bar area with additional garden space for drinks. It seems as if the only negative about Tapas in 2014 is that the same dilemma remains: you may want to eat here every night of the week.

Review: Alma Tadema This was our second meal at Ibiza´s new and only Greek restaurant. Our first visit took advantage of their fabulous special menus offered every day and a perfect way to sample a range of Greek cuisine at an excellent price. Tonight promised even more at Alma Tadema´s second special Greek themed evening including entertainment and a special selected menu. We arrived early to have a chat with the always attentive Munir, a chap passionate about his country´s food and absolutely insistent on sourcing every last ingredient directly from his homeland. We started our evening with the house white wine, Retsina Tsantali, a Greek wine first made over 3000 years ago. Firstly we were served with home-made Greek bread accompanied by Tzatziki – a well known cucumber and yoghurt dip, Taramosalata – codfish caviar with mashed potato dip and Melitzanosalata - an aubergine and herb dip. Then came four more starters of Dolmadakia Avgolemono - stuffed vine leaves with mince, rice and raisins, Spanakopulo – a Greek pastry stuffed with chicken, eggs and spices, Greek croquets of squash and Tzatziki, as well as Atenas - small breaded balls of Monkfish. It is worth mentioning here that when you select one of Alma Tadema´s menus, be it at the special night or any regular booking, you do not choose one of the listed starters, all menus which range from 9.90€ to 14.90€ have a minimum of 6, and you get all of them—see what we mean about the value.

For our mains we ordered the Gyros – small pieces of slightly spiced pork served in Pitta bread with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and a yoghurt style dressing served with chips, and Souvlaki Mixta – skewers of Pork, Chicken, Beef and grilled vegetables served with chips. New main courses that have been recently added to the menu are Souvlaki de Cordero (skewered Lamb) and Yevetsi Kritharaki (Lamb), and for those who know Greek food you will be pleased to hear that Pastichio (oven-baked pasta with mince, tomatoes, cheese and béchamel) is also available on the menu. The flavours of the Greek food are amazing. Subtle yet individually discernable combinations of herbs and spices that are a welcome and delicious treat for your tastebuds, and though unfamiliar they could not be described as challenging to those with conservative tastes—a particularly good choice of ethnic food for those who do not enjoy the more common spicy counterparts. We do have one criticism—the chips. They were fine as chips go, but we felt unnecessary and they took away from the superb quality of flavours in the Greek food. If you need more to fill you

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up, and you probably won´t after all the starters and a generous basket of Greek bread, we´d prefer some more of that wonderful home made bread as a more fitting compliment to the quality of the food. It´s not a big issue though—just do what we did and push them to one side of the plate particularly if you want to get through the speciality puddings to follow.

Our desserts were a trio of Greek delights which consisted of Kapuoia – Greek pastry with honey and nuts, Yiaoupti – Greek yoghurt with mint and walnuts and Ravani – Semolina tart with almonds. Whilst we dined, Veronica San Juan sang live to a full house. It was great to see a new restaurant so busy even calling for emergency seating from the bar next door and everybody helped out in good spirit to ensure as many as possible could enjoy Munir´s special menu.

In keeping with the Greek tradition, you can also smash your plate (well a blank anyway). The tradition is said to dispel all your worries, though feeling perfectly sated after a wonderful meal I can´t say I had any.

The restaurant is open daily 11am until late. Booking is helpful all times but advised on special nights. Located just down the hill from the Ship square on C/Bartolomé Vicente Ramón, 17, San Antonio, (was Rita’s/Refuel). Tel 602 505 479.

Top Tip: I´m a fan of Dolmadakia—but have never tasted any so good as Munir´s—Superb.

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Postbag & Community Missing Cats What has happened to the cats in Cala Llonga? We adopted a feral kitten about 6 years ago, she soon became a house cat and lived the life of luxury and was part of the family. Everybody loved her.

However, in February she went out one morning and never came back. A neighbour had seen her severely vomiting, but was unable to help her. I have walked round the village morning, noon and night to find her, to no avail.

We are devastated. I have also noticed that for the first time in 13 years, there are NO cats at all now. Last week, my friend was walking her dog and crying.

Her cat had been poisoned, said the vet and it died at home that day. She is beside herself with grief and cannot believe this is happening. Who is doing this evil act, and why??? Has anyone seen anything, or know anything?

Julie Brown, Cala Llonga.

‘Our Steve’ As many of you will know, Saturday 26 April was a very sad day on the island and one we had all been dreading. We lost our very dear friend Steve Poskitt.

Bill and I had known Steve for about 7 years – not long enough.

When we first moved to the island Steve and his wife Maralyn helped us through the first difficult years. In fact I can honestly say they made us feel one of their family. We both also had the privilege of working with Steve in his bar Jesters. He was a true professional and no matter what trials or tribulations were going on in his outside life or how tired he may have been feeling due to the bars late hours he was always happy, welcoming and forever ready to tell one of his never ending jokes! He had the unique knack of making all those around him laugh and realise that maybe life wasn’t that bad after all. One of his favourite sayings was ‘Did I ever tell you about the time ……… ’ which would always end up in a laugh.

Steve had several jobs during his life he was a man who could turn

The Far East

"The 2 Old Rockers The Season Kicks Off. Whether you’re ready or not the summer season is here. It doesn’t seem more than six months since the last one finished! Let’s hope

his hand to many things and was not afraid of hard work. One of his jobs was at casa Montana where he was known as The Ice Man - I am sure there is a story to that somewhere!!

As you go through life you realise you can count on one hand your ‘true friends’. Steve, you were one of ours. We feel honoured and privileged to have known you and I am sure we speak for many, many people.

He leaves Maralyn and Di his sister who cared for him unconditionally night and day, and his heartbroken family.

We do know that Steve is now free of pain and is at peace in Heaven.

And yes Steve I can still hear that god- damn phone ringing and always will! Rest In Peace Steve - the island will never be the same without you.

William and Jackie Dick

"Ed. Our thoughts and con-

dolences to Maralyn and all of Steve´s family and many friends.

Oil Exploration

Dear Editor, Ibiza – Do not lose this golden opportunity I very much hope that now that the “hullabaloo” surrounding hydrocarbon prospecting has slipped from the headlines, that there may be some time for considered reflection. It would be kind if you will publish this piece in the belief that it may make a positive contribution to what appears at face value to be a debate largely driven by emotion.

I am British born but adopted Ibiza as my permanent home almost twenty years ago. It is the place I love most in the world. Its people are kind, its customs and traditions are unique and her tolerance towards people of other nationalities and backgrounds is legendary. I came back from a visit to my family in the UK recently, having read, before I left the island and in the UK broadsheets, with concern, of the controversy concerning the possibility of oil exploration off the coast of Ibiza, in the Gulf of Valencia.

2014 turns out to be the fantastic year that’s being predicted.

Cala Llonga Market Returns.

The Thursday evening market in Cala Llonga, organised by the Viva Cala Llonga Team, returns from 7pm tonight for its second year. Situated along the seafront

I had time to think about the controversy whilst I was away and concluded that we who live here, Ibicenco, Spanish and expatriates should give deeper consideration to the opportunities for Ibiza that hydrocarbon exploration and exploitation could bring. I thought that your readers might be interested in my thoughts, which give a balance to those that are currently being aired.

The first point is a basic business one that most commercial decisions are subject to a “SWOT analysis.”

Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats and this does not look to be the way things are being considered by the current group of lobbyists, only the case against is being looked at and viewed from one point of view – THREAT, whilst the other three are being ignored. For what it is worth I pass on my thinking for consideration by your readers.

Ibiza is a single industry Economy.

Before mass tourism and the growth of package tourism, ‘youth culture,’ and music driven tourism what did Ibiza have by way of an economic engine?

A subsistence level domestic agricultural economy with salt as its only recognisable export!

Imagine what might happen to our economy if a dreadful disaster such as the Bali night club bomb exploded in one of our Mega Clubs – and remember that there are groups of terrorists only 150 or so nautical miles south of here! What might happen to the tourist trade if such a horror were to be perpetrated in Ibiza? A collapse and return to destitution for many people and for many years, probably!

Environmental Hazard and visual impairment I accept completely that environmental issues must be examined with great care, by experts.

However oil exploration (and exploitation) is cleaner than ever before thanks to the work of ‘Greenpeace’ and similarly active lobbying by NGO’s. Moreover, even in the event of a disastrous spill, nature is very effective in correcting our human mistakes.

Very few people remember the

shipwrecks of the “Torrey Canyon” or “Exxon Valdez” even memories of the “Deepwater Horizon” disaster are fading, and shrimp fishing was restarted in the Gulf of Mexico maybe a year ago.

Mother Nature repairs herself. Also – we should not worry about the visual effects, as a licensed yacht captain, I know that the horizon is always eleven sea miles away, at sea level.

Any oil rig will be further away than that! Finally, most of your readers will know that as a result of the Kyoto protocol waste gases can no longer be burned.

They must be collected and technology allows these waste products to be separated, compressed and sold. Perhaps this might be another opportunity to fuel our power station?

Emotion In general, but not exclusively, the ‘No’ campaign is being powered by well intentioned young people, with additional support from politicians and a sprinkling of glamorous, so called, international celebrities. It has to be accepted that young people have always supported ‘causes,’ for example “Ban the Bomb,” “Get out of Vietnam,” “Stop the War” and that their political influence, was not much at the time, but their voices were heard in the later development of government policies. Moving to the so called ‘celebrities,’ I am less impressed.

What their voices mean, is “stay away from our summer playground!” “We have a right to an opinion because we come here for three or four weeks a year and throw huge silly sums of cash around” really? They have no understanding of the year round, out of season economic problems that Ibiza faces!

The economy In my opinion, there is a very strong case for supporting the venture, at least at this stage of the project. Imagine, instead of opposing the search for oil, that Ibiza embraced the opportunities that exploration presents, by providing, for example, dedicated, oil focussed facilities.

Exploration needs Dockage Ship and equipment repair

Staff accommodation Technological support Engineering facilities Storage Helicopter and aviation support Safety expertise Food supplies Transport Rest and relaxation facilities If Ibiza and her leaders were to send signals to the explorers that, under the right conditions, the island will work with them to provide for their needs, and BEFORE the chance is stolen by mainland businesses or entrepreneurs from a certain other island, they would make the biggest contribution the sustainable wealth of the Ibiza in her history – since the Phoenicians stopped here to re-caulk their trading ships in ancient times! With sensitive management and control the island also retain its prime place as a holiday destination. It could all be ours.

What a bonus a multi-pronged economy would be, an end to season only employment, sound sustainable wages, an outlet for Ibicenco agricultural produce, a demand for a 21st century level of education, a technological leap forward, a wider spread of wealth and recognition as a centre of excellence in advanced eco-friendly hydrocarbon exploration!

An academic opportunity And there could be an additional bonus. What if an academic institution could be persuaded to take an interest in founding, in Ibiza, a global centre of academic excellence dedicated to the study of the effects of hydrocarbon exploration, and ways of mitigating it, on both the marine and coastal terrestrial environment?

I don’t know that there is such a place in the world! That would be a triumph.

Seize this opportunity Ibiza – there is no point in looking backwards for a better tomorrow!

Yours sincerely Carl M Hague

promenade the market offers a magnificent range of handmade articles which are perfect for gifts, souvenirs or a personal treat. The village is now “open for business” with a selection of bars and restaurants offering a full international range of foods

and snacks. It’s also a perfect opportunity to sit and sip your sundowner and do some people watching. If you feel like listening to some fabulous live music, then pop into Bar Pio where Berkeley Wright and Volker Scmitz with be playing from 5-

30pm. Viva Cala Llonga.

We are still over in the UK but return shortly, just in time for the arrival of the first visitors who will be here for a week of walks and entertainment organized by local walking groups. On their arrival next Thursday 8th

"Ed.

What do you think— golden opportunity or doomed to disaster?

"Send

your letters, acknowledgements & rants to

Âeditor@theibizasun.com

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will then enjoy the hot rhythm sounds of Ibiza’s only Calypso Steelband at Samovar Restaurant in Siesta. Following a countryside walk, Asociación de Vecinos Cala Llonga/Viva Cala Llonga (a group of residents and business people promoting and supporting tourism to Cala Llonga) will host the walkers at a BBQ on Cala Llonga beach with entertainment by Frankie Riley. A trip to the Hippy Market in Es Canar will satisfy any shoppers’ needs.

The week will finish with a Gala Dinner Dance at La Casita Restaurant, set in the Valverde Hills overlooking Cala Llonga. The beneficiaries of the Gala Dinner Dance is the Association of Ibiza and Formentera Against Cancer.

The Afternoon Was Orange.

Being away meant that we missed the Dutch Kings Day celebrations at Bar Pio Cala Llonga, the annual excuse to dress up in bright orange and make a lot of noise. We understand that this year, like the previous ones, it was the usual craziness that makes the day what it is. We hope to be there next time around.

Last Chance.

Di and Jo from Restaurant/Bar Mariposa have asked us to point out that this coming Sunday will be the last Sunday Roasts served until September. The rest of the menu continues as normal. See their ad for more info.

Distributors Wanted at The Ibiza Sun

I am not what you would call a techno geek or even a huge user of all the latest apps and widgets.

I am not even on Facebook and I don’t twitter, chirp or tweet. But I lost my internet connection last

May the group, who are from the Louth Southern Ireland, will be welcomed at a reception of local dignitaries and tourism representatives, before being taken to their accommodation in Cala Llonga. We will be following their activities and will let you know how they get on. .

A range of social activities are planned, so the walkers can sample the diverse entertainment available. Commencing with a visit to the spectacular Medieval Festival in Ibiza town, the group

Car (2 People) and Bike Routes in various areas of Ibiza.

Between 2 and 6 hours on Thursdays.

Own transport required. Pay & Mileage.

Enquiries: nicole.torres@theibizasun.com

Letter From Juan

"Juan

Coffee Break

week for over six days and boy do you feel cut off. I was quite surprised and disappointed that I had become so dependent on the Internet. It reminded me of when I was young if the television broke down you had to amuse yourself and get out all your old board games. Maybe that is why they were called board games – they were to amuse bored people!! No, I didn’t really get them out as they normally needed more than one person to play with them. I was more likely to get on my bike and visit friends or climb a tree and repel any boarders - there’s that word again! I suppose if you are a Freud fan you would have a lot to say about what has come into my head. But I am not really bored, it has enabled me to do several jobs around the house that I should have done a long time ago and of course if I can really find I have nothing to do I can always sit down a write a letter to you. I am sure the Editor

"Jack´s Brainteaser.

What word breaks when you say it?

The correct answer to issue 730 brainteaserC. Because if you count the number of dots on the top line of the dice they follow an ascending order: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and with this die: 6.

Answers to last week's crossword

will be more than happy to receive my copy early that is of course I can find a way to send it to him. In fact the statement I made at the start of this letter was wishful thinking, it was written last Thursday and I have just heard that the techno won’t be here until on Monday 29th. So I am going to have to have the added excitement of going out to a cyber cafe to send this letter. I can hardly control my excitement especially as the battery in my laptop lasts about ten seconds so I will have to take my power cables as well. The things I do to send you a letter but as the advert says... “Because you’re worth it”. I hope you have a techno problem free week, yours Juan View from the Pew

"Lynne Pamplin By the time you read this, I shall be back in England. My husband has finished his period as locum chaplain and someone else is

Doris Loves The World Plodding through forest, comparing our notes, Company of angels in their woolly coats, Pam and Mollie, Dave´s paper at home, Keep eye on Tommy, half-blind mustn’t roam, Trixie determined, tugs full steam ahead, Gypsy’s arthritic, siesta in her bed, Moaning ´bout troubles, dodgy knees and hip, Stubbed toes on stone and then nearly slip, Laughing we acknowledge pain’s rocky road, Awkward bodies with laundry by the load, Decorator charging me daily by hour, Bank account drained along with me power, Bathroom not finished, warped doors won’t fit, Big dog’s incontinence, mornings of shit, This is what I speak of, ambling along, DIY and workmen who’ve gone wrong, Pam pipes with recipes, cous cous from Lidl, Reports Mollie’s progress, no pools of piddle, How hard to diet, can’t shift excess weight, Doesn’t eat - I do shortbread by the plate !

Plans how to make Summer bob or two, Scuffs trainer at errant chunks of pooh, Meanwhile in Ibiza, as season starts, Others live high life, no dog hair nor farts, Hot spots, villas, cocktail bars and such, But I won’t swap or trade common touch, For all them high heels, crowded dance floors, Resigned now - my dogs keep me on all fours, Close to trees, cliff-face, nearer to Earth, As we age, we value things of different worth Comfort, peace, quiet, gentleness, wealth Of time shared with friends, saved for good health, ´Cos bodies do change – that’s bitter pill, And sense of humour helps if you get ill, So when tired, good to rest and ground, Hot steam hammam, cups of tea all round, Pearls of wisdom for a new May moon, Take time to stop before mayhem in June !

Luv Doris, the new age guru x

Âwww.dorisandfriends.com , doristlc@hotmail.com (Continued on page 12)

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TAROTscope 1st-7th May 14.

"By Elaine. For Readings Call 619 813 172 ARIES – Six of Disks Financial luck rides high as recent investments begin to pay off. Money comes from unexpected sources helping you to balance your budget more effectively. It does mean though you will be super busy, but that OK as you see it’s worth it in the long term. If you’ve any outstanding debts you help yourself and others by paying them off.

TAURUS – Princess of Cups For some, matters concerning a child's well-being is your top priority this week. By paying attention and listening you’ll be able to assess their needs and address any worries, either at home or at school. For others it’s a week when you receive some good news that you've been waiting for making it easy to relax for a bit.

GEMINI - The Lovers Speak from your heart this week and you'll be able to make good progress especially in one particular relationship. The choices you make now will have far reaching consequences so think carefully and bear in mind the feelings of others before announcing any new plan or change in strategy; especially if you need their emotional support or financial backing.

CANCER – Nine of Wands If you feel in a bit of a rut or life’s a tad stagnant, then this is the week to spring clean your attitude and make decisions that see you taking more risks than usual. Get with the plot over a career matter; others will want to call the shots before you've had your point across.

LEO – Three of Disks A great week to consolidate business opportunities; you’ve plenty of enthusiasm and are excited about your future prospects. This is especially so if you are working as part of a team. If you’re looking for funding then meetings will go well and you’ll be able to convince those in positions of power or influence that you can do the job.

VIRGO – The Tower Just when you thought that everything was going so well you’re faced with a major setback to a cherished plan. Don't lose the plot; this card helps you to see life as it really is, not the illusion we create in order not to deal with complicated situations or face difficult people. Be assured that you will bounce back!

LIBRA – Ace of Wands A wonderful opportunity will present itself this week so don’t hesitate to take it up. This card's brings energy, vitality and healing on an intense level. If you have allowed yourself to feel unworthy or not up to a task your self-perception changes and all things are possible. Negative thoughts, actions or indeed people, need to be shown the door!

SCORPIO – Ten of Swords Do yourself a favour this week and go out of your way to avoid anyone that brings you down.

If you can't elude them at work, don't give any airtime to their gripes or grievances. You just can't afford to have others sapping your energy.

If life’s been emotional then the worst is definitely over; so big smile please!

SAGITTARIUS – The World You're able to keep to schedule and complete important tasks; signing off on certain projects and making way for the new. You cleverly put yourself in the frame for an important opportunity. If you’re applying for your dream job, the signs are positive. Sagittarians are by nature competitive so you'll be pleased that others consider you número uno this week!

CAPRICORN – Three of Cups You'll enjoy a share of the good life this week and you'll not mind what it costs either. This card is the granter of wishes, wish well and your dreams can come true. Ask what are you wishing for? Don't be afraid to put this out into the universe. According to the gratitude movement Ask and it is Given.

AQUARIUS – King of Disks You meet with influential people who positively affect your finances this week. They’ll be very open your ideas and suggestions so don't be backwards in coming forwards. Being an egalitarian Aquarian you often give your talents away for free - so long as you see it benefiting others.

No harm though in helping yourself however; don’t undervalue your gifts.

PISCES - Eight of Cups You simply cannot take one more sob story or try to 'fix' other people’s lives. Enough! You'd rather be in your own company than be dragged down energy-wise again. Put the shutters down and insist on some quality me-time. On a lighter note, if you're looking for love and had almost given up, someone special’s on their way!

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taking over. The island will soon have many holiday makers, all hoping for a good time, though that means different things for different people. Most folk put a lot of effort into planning a holiday it’s the chance to get away from the usual routine, whatever that is, have a break and “recharge the batteries”.

Some of my friends start planning the next holiday almost as soon as they get back home from the previous one – or even before!

I’m all in favour of a good holiday.

When I was teaching full time, I knew I needed a decent holiday in the long sum-

Astroblog – May 2014 – part 1

"Your Ibiza Astrologer.

I did warn you what was coming; the following is just a sample of the week’s happenings across the world.

Fierce hurricanes in the USA leaving 12 dead, severe earthquakes in New Guinea and Mexico, British Colombia and Tonga. The ongoing shenanigans continue in Syria, while Russia digs itself in deeper as it suffers a declining economy and faces mounting economic sanctions by the EU. Three generations perish in Sheffield as their home is destroyed by fire; a mother in Surrey is charged with the murder of her three young children. A helicopter crashes in Afghanistan killing 5 British soldiers. A teacher in Leeds is tragically stabbed to death by a pupil.

To comment on the causes of these shocks to our civilisation, I’m reminded of the line from the film ‘Casablanca’ – “Round up the usual suspects!”

There is good news – the British economy has grown for the fifth quarter in succession. The often criticised EU is toughening its banking regulations; better late than never I suppose.

In Spain, proposed new child protection laws include clauses obliging children to participate in housework.

The measure proposes that children under the age of 18 have an obligation to participate in all areas of family life.

mer break in order to cope with the next school year. When the children were quite young, the best family holidays had sun, sea or lake (preferably warm), some interesting places to visit (“Oh, not another old church, Mum!”) and good company.

Taking a break is sensible and beneficial. But there’s a spiritual side to us, whether we fully realize it or not. That, too, needs care and attention, and it doesn’t have to be boring. Jesus often had a “sheep” theme in his teaching, calling himself the Good Shepherd who takes care of his sheep. If we follow him, we become part of his flock, and he said, That includes "co-responsibility in caring for the home and performing household tasks regardless of age and gender". The rules come under a section of the law called "the rights and duties of children".

I had not realised, and probably they had not realised either, but married Spanish men can also face legal sanctions for refusing to do housework - an update in 2005 to the marriage contract used for the country's civil ceremonies added a clause requiring men to share in household duties, and the care of children and elderly relatives.

My personal feeling is that it is no bad thing to remind people in general that the ‘rights’ they so often demand are matched by their own ‘obligations’, which in fact are simply the ‘rights’ of the other side.

There appears then to be some light at the end of several economic tunnels. The EU has taken us through stormy waters, and tranquillity is still some way off, but the expansive nature of Jupiter is being felt. Mars which is still retrograde until the 20th of this month has created a feeling of uncertainty – the charging warrior has been retrograde – ‘full speed backwards’ is confusing when we know we should be moving forwards.

It is worth remembering the New Moon in Taurus last Monday which provided us with a solar Eclipse (well some of us on Mother Earth) provided a backdrop for many months of Taurean influence – the Bull protects the herd and provides for it with necessary resources. Eclipses were regarded by the Ancients as special markers and

“I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” That’s the thought for the week, and my wish for you is that you will enjoy that full life which Jesus offers.

God bless, Lynne Pamplin, Sunday 4th May: 09.30 BCP Holy Communion at RC church in San Rafael 11.00 Service of the Word at San Rafael followed by AGM. Sunday 11th May: 11.00 Holy Communion at Capilla de Lourdes, 85, Santa Eulalia.

Tel 971 34 33 83 for info.

"Ed.

Our thanks to Lynne for the weekly contribution during her stay. signs, and experience tells us that the effect – be it good or bad, can last up to a year. It is worth remembering then that this influence will be there at the back of the world stage – setting the scene like a backdrop. You see… I DO bring you good news!

May 20th when Mars appears to stand stationary for a few hours before moving off in a forward direction will be an awakening, because various planetary alignments (the ‘usual suspects’) appear – to me anyway – to be ‘elephants in the room’ – if we all ignore them and pretend they’re not there, they might just go away…. I doubt it, not all of them, but May does seem to be reflect the hindsight that April was the eye of the storm, and we are sailing towards slightly calmer waters.

Mercury opposes Saturn on the 3rd, which suggests a degree of belligerence, while on the 4th the Sun trines Pluto – I’m not sure which way this will pan out – it could be a warm outcome to the belligerence, or it could be a stoking of a big fire – remember Mars is still retrograde and confused… But I will bet it all lands ‘buttered side up’ like our toast when we drop it. Not perfect, but the downside averted.

A final thought on the various conflicts across the world as the combatants all claim to have ‘Right’ on their side…..

Remember that always: Karma Rules! It is the nature of the Cosmos, that Vital Spark which is the core of our existence.

May the Cosmos bless you!

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The Worker Underneath Ibiza talk to Nathan Viva for some invaluable advice on how to make it in Ibiza for the summer season.

Whether you have visited as a tourist or worker, it is likely you will either be aware of Viva! The Workers Bar or Revolutions in San Antonio’s West End. Nathan, the owner has been in Ibiza for 14 seasons. Along with the West End bars, he also owns Karma Cafe, a Starbucks style coffee shop for hangover cures by the cup. Other accomplishments include working as the PR manager for events at a multitude of Ibiza club brands, launching the first independent bar crawls in 2008, helping to organise the legendary workers 'Shit Party' each year, and he even DJs a bit! Taking time out from his busy schedule, he shares his pre-season tips on finding (and keeping) a job in Ibiza.

"UI: You run an advice group

on Facebook which includes a comprehensive guide for Ibiza workers. What 3 tips should all workers know?

NV: A. Conserve your cash. If you start splashing the cash on club entrance and drinks in nightclubs, what does that make you? A tourist. And how long do tourists come on holiday? 2 weeks. So what makes you think that you can come to Ibiza for 45 months and live like that without running out of money?!

There are so many ways to get a “FREE” night out, or a low cost one at least. If you choose to spend hundreds on it because you are not being clever, then you will be on the first plane home as

quick as your parents can pay for it. This is meant to be the best summer of your life, not the best month.

B. If you want a good job, DO NOT expect that one is going to just fall in your lap. I hear endless people complain about not having work, but when asked what they interviews they went for, they have a blank face as they haven’t even tried.

Turn up on time, be sober (I have turned away so many people still drunk at an afternoon job interview, that it’s not even funny), know what it is that you are applying for so you can talk about why you want the job and what you bring to the table. If you don’t go to interviews and you don’t make any effort, you will be jobless, & go home early.

C. A little bit of biased info: Get a Viva! Ibiza Worker wristband.

I introduced these back in 2008.

Since then, just about every bar and club in Ibiza has copied with their own, but what the Viva band does is give you access to the very cheapest bar in town.

Others have tried to be as cheap, but they always fall short as people are a bit too greedy. So if you want your triple vodka mixers for €2.50 when every other bar is doing them for €6+, and pints for €2.50 when everyone else is doing them for €4+ etc., whilst being surrounded by other workers, listening to the best music in town, then this is a very viable option for a night out that doesn’t have to cost a fortune.

"UI:

Do you think there is anything specific that employers always look for in an Ibiza worker personality?

NV: Confidence. And the ability to talk the talk. If you have both of these, then you will be given a chance to see if you can walk the walk as well.

If someone, particularly looking for a sales job, sits down in front of me during an interview and says to me: “You need to employ me as I’ll be the best seller you have ever seen. I will turn up early, I will be a team player and I will do whatever is needed to sell as many (of whatever it is you are selling) as possible. If you don’t have me on your team then I know I’ll get a job selling something for someone else and they will then have the best seller in San Antonio working for them. But I want to work for you and I will sell more than anyone

Nathan at the finish line of the 2014 London Marathon raising funds for the Royal British Legion.

else you will interview today” then that person will get a job.

100% no doubt.

I would be crazy to ignore someone as confident as that and potentially lose out on the number one member of my team. Think how that confidence could translate for whatever job it is you are going for and you will see how it works for you too.

"UI:

What signs should workers look for to steer clear of certain jobs?

NV: Unpaid trials that last longer than 1 shift. There are a few places that do this. I can’t name names, but if you pay attention to this advice, then when it happens you will know for sure, 100% that it’s one of the bars to which I’m referring. So steer clear. You might be desperate for a job, but there are employers who know this and feed on your desperation to get a free worker for a week.

I offer trials to people, usually only one shift, or even just part of a shift. I want to see what you are like, how you are at the job, how you like it and how you put into practice all that you hopefully said in the interview. There are few bars that say “come in for a trial night” and quite rightly you are expecting some feedback at the end of the night or at least the next day. Even if it’s an “I’ll call you if we want you” and then you don’t get a call, at least you know that you were unsuccessful. But if they say, “come back tomorrow for another trial” then you can do 1 of two things: walk away because you being taken advantage of, or say (if it’s true) “actually, I kinda thought I smashed it tonight. I got more tickets sold/ drinks sold/customers in etc. than anyone else tonight and I know I’ll be the best PR/Seller you will have this summer. If you want me to come back tomorrow then it’s because I have a job, if not I’ll look elsewhere.” If you are that good, then they will give you a job.

Unfortunately, some employers only see that they will be able to get more eager people for free in the coming weeks and might ignore how good you were and let you leave. If that’s the case, then you have saved yourself a week of unpaid work and can look for a real job.

Our thanks to Nathan. read the full interview at

Âb i t . l y / n a t h a n - v i v a - i b i z a workers-guide

Join the group at

Âbit.ly/ibiza-workers-group.

Get your 1€ Worker´s Wrist-

looking for staff? place your summer season vacancy free with underneath Ibiza for online promotion & Ibiza sun listing.

 carla@underneathibiza.com band at the Viva! Opening Party May 3rd Entice Bar – Various Roles Vibrant San Antonio bar, Entice are looking for enthusiastic people to join their 2014 team.

Roles available include: bar staff, an experienced chef, DJ, shot girls, PR's and waitresses.

To apply, you need to email your CV and a recent photo, stating the role you are applying for in the subject heading.

Âentice.recruitment@hotmail.co.uk

Eye Candy Ibiza – Hair Stylists Are you a level three qualified hair stylist or above? Eye Candy Ibiza need hair stylists to work in their busy beauty salon next door to Ibiza Rocks. If you have the necessary qualifications, please email your CV and examples of your work now.

Âcarla@underneathibiza.com

Surf House Ibiza – Various Roles New for 2014, Surf House Ibiza are recruiting for a wide variety of roles. A new concept for San Antonio, guests are invited to simulate surfing in their sea shore beach club. They have vacancies for: wave entertainers, waitresses, cashiers, shop attendants, PR managers, chefs and bar staff. Apply now by emailing your CV and two recent photos. Please state the job you are applying for in your subject message.

Âhello@surfhouseibiza.com

Pukka Up Recruitment Day 'Join the resistance'. Popular brand Pukka Up are looking for hard working and passionate promotional staff for 2014.

Roles available include Pukka Up girls, PR's and boat party ticket sellers. The recruitment day is taking place at Itaca bar in San Antonio on 31st May from 1pm. Bring your CV and a pen. These are open castings so arrive early.

Massage Beach – Beauty Therapist Are you qualified to NVQ level 3 or equivalent in Beauty Therapy? Massage Beach are looking for beauty therapists to join their expanding team. You must be registered as a selfemployed beauty therapist or willing to register as selfemployed with HMRC. For more information and to apply, please email your CV and two recent photos.

Âapply@massagebeach.com

Born 2B Wild – Body Painters San Antonio Bay based body painters are looking for artistic individuals to join their team for 2014. You will need to be able to show a flair for design and ideally have experience working in a similar role. To apply, please message Danielle on Facebook with your CV and examples of your work.

Âbit.ly/born-2b-wild

Tantra Ibiza – PR Roles Are you fluent in English, Spanish or German? Tantra in Playa D'en Bossa are looking for outgoing PR's for the 2014 summer season. You will be promoting the venue and helping to sell club tickets. To apply, please email Mario your CV and two recent photos.

Âsmallville@gmx.at

The Zoo Project Recruitment Day The Zoo Project are in search of creative and confident individuals to work with their brand this summer. The diverse selection of job roles on offer include: PR's, party advisers, Zoo girls, parade girls, dancers, acrobat, fire spinners, body painters, make-up artists and massage therapists. If any of these take your fancy, you will need to bring your CV (and plenty of enthusiasm) to their recruitment days. Choose between Tantra Café in Playa D'en Bossa on the 12th May and El Kiosko in San Antonio Bay on the 13th May. Both take place from 3pm onwards.

Tapas Restaurant and Lounge Bar – Chef San Antonio favourite, Tapas are looking for an experienced chef to join their expanding team. You will need to have relevant experience working in a demanding kitchen environment. If you meet this criteria, please email your CV with a recent photo.

Âtapasibiza@yahoo.com

Ushuaia Ibiza – PR Roles Ushuaia Ibiza are looking for confident PR's to help promote their 2014 events. You will be based in the San Antonio area, advertising events and selling tickets. Previous experience in a similar role is desirable but not essential. Interested applicants need to email their CV and two recent photos.

Ârecruitment.ushuaia@gmail.com

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Sport (Continued from page 16)

points machine Jonny Wilkinson, led holders Toulon to their 2nd successive final, scoring 21 points in their 24-18 win over Munster. So, we're in for what should be a classic at the Millenium Stadium next month, but my money is on the French outfit giving Wilko a fabulous retirement present.

Also in Europe, in the Amlin Challenge Cup. An all-English final was guaranteed with four home teams in the semis. Northampton made their 2nd final of the season, as they beat compatriots Harlequins 18-10 at home. In the other semi, Bath beat compatriots Wasps 24-18 in London, to set up a classic Premiership 2nd v.

3rd in the final at the Arms Park on May 23. Being made even more feisty, as there is not only a rehearsal on Friday at the Rec, but they could even have to play each other a 3rd time in as many weeks in the Premiership play-offs!

Finally, here's one for you Cricket buffs – a record lowest score ever for an official match at Wirral were playing Haslington and having opted to

bat first scored THREE all out! The only player to score was a Mr C. Hibson, batting at No. 11. He scored ONE as the other 2 runs were extras!

'Tis true, I promise and if you don't believe me go on to Sky Sports' website. All I hope is that Haslington won!

That's me for this week. Onwards and northwards, to St Malo no less!

Local Football

"Jack and Ian Pena 2 Campos 0 Formentera 3 Sant Rafael 1 Pena made hard work of it! There were a few regular first team players keeping the bench warm for some reason. Anyway, Campos came with a game plan to get as many bodies as possible behind the ball at all times. It was a good job that nobody in the crowd was wearing a red shirt, they would have had them in the back four as well! Their striker, Cervera operated as the gopher – gopher any ball that went over the half way line. It almost worked several times when the Pena defence got caught too far forward.

Half time came and went with no score, a few changes were made after the break, which made a big difference. Ramiro crossed from the right, Pando was on hand to score at the

near post minute 67, 1-0. Another cross from Ramiro in the 89th minute, found Salinas in the box to score his 31st goal of the season. Congratulations to him and congratulations to Pena for this win. It mathematically puts them in the play-offs, preserving their unbeaten home record. In all the years that I have been watching football games in Ibiza this is the best allround team that I have seen!

Sunday 20th April San Rafael 2 Binissalem 2 Mercadel 2 Pena 1 Colerenses Formentera 5 San Rafael gained a needed point to keep away from the drop zone.

April 26th / 27th Pena had a home game on Saturday against Montuiri. The second half was a bit more lively than the first.

Paolo scored in the 60th minute and Pendo in the 67th, leading to a 2-0 win. San Rafael achieved an important 3 point away win at Penya Ciutadella, keeping them away from the drop zone. Formentera had another win against the lowly Santanyi. They are now only 3 points behind Pena, with two games to go. Nicely poised for next weekend.

Next Games, Sun 4th San Rafael host Ferriolense Felantix against Formentera Llosetense host Pena

Sport Jezza’s Sport Report

"Jeremy Parmenter It's Tuesday and here I am sitting in a very chic coffee shop in Biarritz, overlooking the Atlantic. I'm on my way to Stamford Bridge, via Jersey and St Malo (only another 800km to go!) for Wednesday's big 'un, having just driven through the Pyrenees and across the border into La France.

Beautiful roads, gorgeous scenery, fast driving, but what is it with the French toll booths? Sat at every few kilometres, unmanned, cash only, asking for just 2.30€ or 3.50€! Such a pain in a right hand drive, as you have to stop, get out, walk round, put notes in the machine, while you have some little French dwarf screaming at you to get a move on. Suffice to say, I only had two words for him and they began and ended in an "f"!

And to cap it all, what's this wet stuff? Oh my god, rain!

Anyway, I'm still feeling very sorry (yeah, right!) for those Liverpool fans who wrongly assumed that they had already won the Premier League! You should know by now guys, that if there's one manager who can outwit the rest and upset the odds, it has to be Jose, and ditto his team! All and sundry, including those socalled 'expert' know-it-all explayers (and the Liverpool team)

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Chelsea probably won't win the League and I still think that 'Pool can do it, but it's now out of their hands. If Man City, 2-0 away winners over Crystal Palace, win their last three matches they will win it. However, as I said recently, don't be surprised if there are still a few twists and turns to come. City are still to go to Everton and Liverpool are to

go to Palace.

That all important 4th spot seems to be going Arsenal's way, as they are now 6 points clear of Everton, after beating Newcastle 3-0 at the Emirates. The Toffees seem to be on the slide, after their 2nd loss in three, this time rather surprisingly at Southampton with two own goals. Tottenham kept their slim hopes of Europe and the 6th spot alive, as they beat Stoke 1-0 in the Potteries. New interim manager Ryan Gigg's and his re-jigged Man Utd side are however, hot on their heels. Their 4-0 OT thrashing of poor old Norwich, puts Norwich in serious trouble, especially as their last two games are against Chelsea and Arsenal.

For my regular reader(s), you will remember that I stated a long time ago, in fact when Gus Poyet took over the helm at Sunderland, that he would keep the Black Cats up. Well, he's well on the way to doing just that, as

High Five for Madrid takes them to the Final they stuffed looking doomed, and rooted-to-the-bottom Cardiff, 4-0 at home. That's now 7 points from the last 9 for them, and at last they're out of the bottom 3 with a game in hand it's looking good. Co-in-the-poo side Fulham had their match at the Cottage all tied up at half-time, as they led FA Cup finalists Hull 2-0.

Obviously not used to being in this positive position, they panicked and ended up sharing the points, as the Tigers pulled 2 back. Aston Villa aren't looking too healthy either, as they were stuffed 4-1 at Swansea. Finally, West Brom helped their cause no end, by beating West Ham 1-0 at the Hawthorns.

So, onto Europe and the Champions League semi-final 2nd legs. England's sole reps Chelsea, take on Atletico Madrid scoreless from the 1st leg.

Should be a humdinger. The only worry for Blues fans being the

fear of an away goal, because for every Atletico goal, Chelsea have to get 2! No predictions for either match, but they could both go all the way to extra-time and penalties. Interesting if it ends up Bayern V. Chelsea in the final, as it would be a repeat of 2012.

It could also be an all-Madrid final, or even Real Madrid V. Chelsea Mourinho against his last team and Ancelotti, both having been ex-Chelsea managers (but then again who isn't?!)

Still in Europe, and onto Rugby Union and the Heineken Cup. What cracking semi-finals over the weekend, as firstly England's sole reps Saracens, thrashed one of France's finest Clermont, by a massive 46-6. England's Chris Ashton scored a brace, breaking the try scoring record with his 11th in Europe this season. Another Englishman, that perennial (Continued on page 15)