Summer Workers. We give the PR a bit of welcome PR. Page 5 & 6
Art Attack. We´re Getting Cultured on Page 4
British Balls. Ibiza Rugby & Cricket Round Up P 8 & 14.
Medieval Days & Knights The Medieval Festival takes place in and around Dalt Vila from Thursday May 8th to Sunday May 11th. Held to celebrate Ibiza’s World Heritage Site status, which has its 15th anniversary this year, the area becomes a huge open-air street market and theatre and there are lots of events where you can learn more about the city and its heritage. The streets are decorated for the event, and are filled with market stalls with stallholders dressed up in medieval costumes, selling everything from crafts,
clothes, jewellery, food and drinks. There is also a rolling programme of live entertainment and performances throughout the town during the festival: music, processions, dancers, jugglers, historical re-enactments, exhibitions (ancient musical instruments manuscripts weapons and farming tools), animal and falconry displays, archery and the like. There are also special zones organising activities for children. See the programme (link below) for full details of what is scheduled, where and
when. The festival opens on Thursday May 8th at 6pm with a welcome parade in the Reina Sofia Park, followed by a medieval tournament at 7pm. The festival continues on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, with the market and events taking place from 10am until midnight each day. The streets will be packed with visitors and it’s a great way to spend a few hours in town and take in some of the atmosphere and events.
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A delighted nine year old Connie Wardle, winner of our recent Easter Egg Hunt competition kindly sponsored by Thomas Green's. Connie lists her interests as chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate. It seems Connie wasted no time putting her 50€ voucher to good use. (Continued from page 1)
Full programme here (in Catalan and Spanish) with a map of what is happening where and listings of all the events:
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Medieval festival gastro
"Claire B To coincide with the Medieval Festival in Ibiza Town, several of the bars and restaurants in the town participate in tapas and meal deals on Thursdays during May from 8pm. This year twenty-four establishments are participating in ‘Medieval Tapas’ where a pincho (a snack, usually
on a piece of bread) and a drink will be on offer at a set price of 2€, or a tapa and a drink for 4€. ‘Medieval Banquets’ are also on offer at fourteen restaurants at special prices. Get the map and full details of the participating establishments and menus on offer from here:
 http://goo.gl/2CiOti
Autonimos The Balearic Islands have registered an increase in their number of autónomos by 2875 in April. This sees a 3.65% increase and makes the Balearics the Spanish community with highest growth in Spain. The growth is five times higher than the state average.
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Baleares have exceeded last year’s growth. The figures for last April saw a 3.15% increase, this year’s being 5.23% according to Jerónimo Valcaneras, president of the UTATE (Unión de Asociaciones de Trabajadores Autónomos y Emprendedores Union of Self-Employed and Entrepreneurs). In relation to April 2013, there has been an increase of 2547, whereas the growth from 2012 to 2013 was of only 411. These increases have been mostly in trade and hospitality industries. The popularity of working under autónomo/self-employed criteria is undoubtedly enhanced by a current scheme offered by the Spanish Government. Subject to certain criteria, the most important being that you have not worked as an autónomo in the last ten years, you can benefit from significantly reduced amount of social security contribution in the first few years of self employment. This is one of several schemes in place to encourage people back into employment or selfemployment. A scheme for small businesses to hire staff at a reduced rate of social security contribution is also offered, again subject to qualifying criteria. The regulations are quite complex and anybody looking to take advantage of either scheme would be well advised to seek the help of a professional gestor.
Oil Fuels Political Fires. The European Parliament politician and national PP Conservative Rosa Estaràs, visited the islands this week and entered into the oil exploration debate. She suggested that, though the PP National Government had made a favourable environmental report about the oil exploration around the islands, the EU had stricter criteria and most likely would stop it taking place. Rosa also urged the Consell Island Governments to change the environmental classification of the coastal waters where the oil exploration is to take place, making them “Lugar de Interés Comunitario” (Community interesting zones). This classification of environmental protection is recognised by the EU and would help find them in favour of stopping the exploration. Also this week, the President of the Spanish National Government, Mariano Rajoy, reportedly said for the first time ever that, he would consider temporarily stopping the oil exploration from going ahead. This would at least be until a wider consensus had been reached with all concerned. Though met on the islands with certain scepticism, the announcement was noted as being a move in the right direction. The Senate of the Central Government has also supported a motion to declare the underwater mountains, located between Ibiza and Mallorca, as a protected area. Supposedly this protection
Ibiza Charity Adventure, Six islanders recently completed the Ibiza Charity Adventure, with the challenge of going around the whole island in just four days by bike, kayak and on foot, and raising money for charity in the process. They did not know if it was possible, but by pushing themselves to the max, supporting each other 100% and with the help of Ascanio Surf School and Velo Bike Club, they managed to complete a gruelling 103km by bike, 49km by kayak and 23km on foot. Together they have raised more than €1000 for the chosen charities - The Samasound Association and APNEEF - with more money coming in every day. These proceeds will go towards helping children with special educational needs and patients fighting cancer. The Samasound Association offers sound healing to patients battling against cancer and other illnesses. Effective Results of this treatment are incredible,
and include strengthening of the immune system and allaying stress, leading to wonderful improvements in critical situations. APNEEF Ibiza and Formentera is a group working with children who have special educational needs. Their objectives are to improve the development and evolution of these children and to increase their quality of life and social integration by means of specialised programmes: such as psychomotor therapy, equine therapy,
will help in the fight to stop the oil exploration but will also stop certain fishing methods which are destroying the sea bed. 50€ To Use Boat Ramps. The port authorities are introducing a permission necessary for residents to launch their pleasure craft from the fifteen official boat ramps set up at various ports around the Baleares. The cost of the permit will be a yearly payment of 50€ instead of the present system where the boat user pays every time they use the ramp. Summer House Building. The Formentera Island Government has made an exception of its law forbidding building work in summer. Instead it will allow the building of the foundations of fourteen council houses in the centre of the Sant Ferran to continue until the 15th June. As the housing project is partially funded by EU money, if the work isn't started now they could loose the 750,000€ that Brussels is giving them. British Tests For Local Teachers. The Balearic Government is to ask teachers on the islands to voluntarily take British Council’s online “Aptis tests”, to make sure that their English is of a sufficient standard. This is to ensure classes of a variety of subjects can be taught in our multi-sensory stimulation, manual workshops and hydrotherapy, as well as other treatments that help to stimulate and rehabilitate. This year's adventure culminated in a huge party at the gorgeous Babylon Beach where tons of supporters turned up to join in the fun. Many generous businesses also donated prizes for a raffle, while the owners of Babylon Beach donated 10% of all proceeds made on the night.
Âhttp://walkingibiza.com
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install more safety measures on the road leading into Ibiza Town from Sant Josep. They are installing central pivots to stop vehicles turning left or making U turns and there will be speed detectors on the traffic lights. These will turn red if a vehicle is travelling at more than 50 kmph. The authorities also propose to improve the pavements to make pedestrian safer. Man Who Traps Leg In Drain Not An Idiot. Crossing the road in front of the casino in Ibiza Town, a 50 year old British tourist trapped his leg as he stepped on a drain cover. His leg was caught between the gaps of the cover but, without loosing his calm, the man and his family waited whilst firemen were called to free his leg. The operation was made more difficult as the man's foot was also stuck in the muck at the bottom of the drain but he was finally released without suffering more than cuts and bruises. There is no suggestion that the man is a bit of an idiot. Pitured above: A drain yesterday. language. Whilst obviously being a good test of the capabilities of the teachers to be able to teach up to pre-university level in English, it will also give them an internationally recognised certification which will help them in their careers. All Roads Must Have Cycle Lane (except those that Don't ??) The Balearic Government has recently introduced law changes making it compulsory that all roads on the island must have a cycle lane. This new law is apparently being applied to all the new road building projects, such as the road to Ses Salinas and to Jesus village. There were comments and questions in the press however, as to why the planned cycle lane of the projected road
improvements between Ibiza and Sant Joan has been scrapped. Complaints About The Beach. The Neighbourhood Association of Talamanca Beach has complained publicly this week that, although we are starting the summer, the provision of toilets, showers, parasols and beach beds has not yet started. The neighbours are also upset that there is a lack of beach cleaning and control of people taking their dogs on to the beach. They are complaining to the Town Council as they feel that this will affect their tourist image as the season starts. More Safety Measures. After a spate of accidents and whilst the road repairs are taking place, the authorities will also
Cinema director Barbet Schroeder was filming his own new production, Amnesia, in front of the Mercat Vell in San Antonio, in the Madrid Street, on Monday 5th of May.
Island Wide Taxi Association. Pointing out that the taxis provide an island wide service no matter what borough they are licensed to, Tony Roig was pleased to announce a new island wide Taxi Association called ATTIE. As President, Tony defended the logic of this move and said it will greatly improve the service to the public as his members will be helping coordinate the provision of taxis all over Ibiza. Asked what effect it would have on response times to call outs the association president said improvements were just around the corner and coming into your road now. 75 Year Old Man Found. A 75 year old British man was found safe and sound after 24 hours search by the police, who had used even a helicopter to help find him. Living in San Antonio, the man was reportedly suffering from Alzheimer’s and disappeared. He has finally been found only 500 metres from his home after spending the night missing. Formentera In Soho. Using Soho as its base, the Tourist authorities from Formentera met with sixteen travel agencies and the media in the British capital to promote the island. Hoping to increase the demand for holidays at the beginning and end of the summer, the tourist authorities from our sister island will also visit trade fairs in Manchester, Leicester and London. More Air Connections. Three new routes between Ibiza and Europe started operation this week. The company Vueling is now flying direct to Brussels three times a week until October. Jet Time is flying to Gothenburg
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once a week on Thursdays and Germanwings is flying three times a week to Dusseldorf. These are three of the twenty-six new air connections announced for this summer.
Pet Owners Fined. Police in San Antonio reported putting fifty-one fines to pet owners in the borough. Most were of 60€ for not having a dog on a lead but they also applied fines for not picking up the dog poo, for using the animal commercially in the street or for not having the animal electronically chipped. One of these fines reached 2405€ and another was of 826€ for not having a dangerous dog properly muzzled. Santa Eulalia Says No! Modifications to planning laws means that Santa Eulalia Town Hall can now legally stop new beach clubs, hotel clubs, discos or
cafe conciertos (live music bars) opening in the borough. Trying to keep the borough “peaceful” for residents and tourists alike, it appears that for a new beach club, hotel club, disco or cafe concierto to open, it must be in a predominantly tourist area, be no more than 400m2 in size with no apartments or living accommodation above and not have a capacity for more than five hundred people. These laws will not apply to the existing beach club at s´Argamassa or to the “Club hotel” in Cap Martinet but will stop a projected open air disco on an industrial estate in the Cana Pallava area from going ahead. Cala Llonga, Es Canar, Cala Pada and Es Figueral will be the only tourist areas where live music and shows will be allowed to take place in the open air.
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Our local correspondents Claire B and Sophia V with their eclectic mix of who, what, why, where and how in Ibiza. If you have information or an event you wish to share please send us details
Joan Miró exhibition opens
"Claire B Last week an important exhibition opened at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Dalt Vila by the internationally renowned Catalan artist Joan Miró. The exhibition includes twenty-five paintings, fourteen bronze sculptures and a tapestry all created towards the end of his career in the 1960s and 1970s, and is a unique opportunity to see some of his late work. We were at the press conference to launch the exhibition last week, which was led by the Mayor of Ibiza, Pilar Marí, with the Director of the Institut d'Estudis Balearics, Antoni Vera the director of the Museum of Contemporary Art in Ibiza (MACE), Elena Ruiz curator, art critic and writer Enrique Juncosa a representative from sponsors La Caixa, Belén Villalonga, and the grandson of Miró, Joan Punyet Miró. There will be a full article about the exhibition in next week’s edition. To coincide with the exhibition, which will travel to Menorca and Mallorca afterwards, a comprehensive website has been created:
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The exhibition is free of charge and is open every day, except Mondays. For location and opening hours see:
Âhttp://www.eivissa.es/mace
Exhibition, Mario Stafforini An exhibition of paintings by Mario Stafforini has just opened in the Club Diario de Ibiza. The exhibition by the Argentinean artist who has lived in Ibiza since 1970 is entitled ‘La primera palabra es flor, luego se hace un ramo’ (The first word is flower, then a bouquet is made), and is on show until May 16th. Free entrance. Club Diario de Ibiza, Avenida de la Paz, Ibiza.
 http://club.diariodeibiza.es
Bloop festival, San Antonio
"Sophia V As with every summer, the Bloop festival visit Ibiza. Bloop and Global Street Art having organised an art competition choose a winner to paint a complete wall in Ibiza. The pictures seen around San Antonio so far resemble society somewhat being controlled, with robotic and puppet type illustrations. The theme for 2014 is ‘the Best’ – the introduction being: ‘Contemporary society puts you in a condition
where you need to be the best or look like you are the best. “The best” people are dressed up with their state-of-the art smart phones, high-class apparel, luxurious automobiles and selfdeclaration of status. But is this arrogance really “The Best?” Two of Bloops huge public works in San Antonio opposite page. Pep Sastre Exhibition. Pepe Sastre was born in Ses Salines in 1938. He studied technical drawing at the Ibizan Art school however it has only been in the last few years that he has swapped the slide rule for a brush. Citing Breton´s Surrealism and Picasso´s Cubism amongst his inspirations, his work has received some notable acclaim throughout Europe. The exhibition is open in the Can Sant Mateu Cires restaurant until June 30. (see painting P1) Art, history & culture in Ibiza
"Sophia V If you’re into architecture, art, history and culture, Ibiza does not lack in sightseeing activities. Below are some tourist attractions. Museu Diocesa Santa Maria Eivissa is worth a visit, espe-
cially if you fancy a bit of history in respect of Ibiza and Formentera. It contains: paintings, sculptures, gravestones, jewellery, and church related items. The 14th century cathedral itself is beautiful, with surrounding trendy bars and early 20th century buildings along Vara Del Rey. There is also a monumental statue in the middle of it all. The Punic Necropolis of Puig des Molins, Greek for ‘city of the dead’ isn’t far from Dalt Vila, a burial cemetery whereby 3,000 tombs are located deep underground. The cemetery is over a thousand years old. The quaint buildings, narrow roads and cobbles streets of Dalt Vila are truly historical and give you a feeling of stepping back in time. The caves of Can Marçá, San Miguel are over 100,000 years old. With the fossil caves, water and illuminated colours, it’s a pretty sight - a place where smugglers used to hide things. The sea can be seen from Puerto de San Miguel from the cliff side at the end. Es Vedrá, the famous landmark is a small, rocky island in the sea. It’s apparently the third most magnetic places in the
w o r l d , after the North Pole and Bermuda triangle. Other myths and legends, it’s been said that the island has mystical powers, UFO sightings have been witnessed, and it’s impossible to get a direct compass reading near it. However, they do say it has a positive healing energy. Atlantis, opposite Es Vedrá is a former quarry, rocks formed that appear to form the basis of an old town which is worth capturing some memorable photographs of. Sculptors and stone masons have left their mark with face and symbolic carvings in the cliffs. There is also the ‘egg’ statue in San Antonio, a monument for Christopher Columbus, which contains a model of his famous ship. Explore Ibiza and learn how the Phoenicians, Carthaginians, Romans, Arabs, Catalans, Ibicencos and hippies lived! Many of their influences are seen today, especially the bridge in Santa Eularia built by the Romans. There are many villages in Ibiza holding museums, churches, and other historic buildings waiting to be explored.
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Ryan’s Apartments Ryan’s Irish Pubs are well known in, er, Barcelona and now they are bringing their successful formula to Ibiza in this their 10 year anniversary. The Ryans group are expanding into the hotel business, opening in Ibiza with a property of 77 apartments and a pub. The modern stylish apartments come well equipped with a modern kitchen, lounge, free wifi and free air conditioning. The apartments have up to 3 bedrooms for groups of up to 8 sharing. Besides any special promotions, the cheapest month to travel is may, with rates starting from 39 € per person up to around 60 € in August.
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IMS - Dalt Villa 22/23rd May In a May calendar packed with what feels like red letter days pretty well every day it would take something truly special to make everybody sit up and notice—the IMS have done just that with the addition of the Frankie Knuckles Tribute to the first night of the Dalt Villa shows. Pete Tong will be joined by David Morales and Hector Romero playing a back to back tribute no-one will want to miss. Also on Friday; Steve Angello, Annie Mac, Pretty Lights (live), Rage On Gold (live) and Manu Gonzalez. Saturday sees Jamie Jones, Seth Troxler, Eats Everything, George Fitzgerald, Bob Moses & Anabel Englund.
Âwww.internationalmusicsum mit.com/
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Mambo Opening 16th May Mambo are never short on special guests and special events but this being their 20th anniversary promises and even bigger line up of A-listers to the backdrop of God´s finest sunset vistas. Mambo gives you that up close and personal experience hard to match anywhere else. We don´t get them all to ourselves this year as they take to the roads on the Mambus for a landmark world tour among the many highlights of their double decade celebrations. The website will be back soon so in the meantime visit
Âhttps://www.facebook.com/ mamboibiza
Amante Opening 11th May Amante Beach Club launches 2014 this Sunday 11th of May with Nightmares On Wax (Dj Set), DJ Antz, Ibán Mendoza, Jon Sa Trinxa, Steve Harris and Shakatribe. Earlier in the day there is fun for all the family with "Kids in Ibiza" providing the entertainment from 3pm-6pm, including face painting, beach toys, trampolines, tennis and a BBQ to keep the little ones occupied! Live music and BBQ from 4pm. Admission by invite only after 9pm.
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The Zoo Project 10th May
"Nicole Torres Saturday 10th May The Zoo Project will team up with the driving force behind the Diu No campaign, Alianza Mar Blava to raise funds for the campaign to prevent oil exploration off the Ibizan coast.. Zoo are doing what they do best and throwing a party, all profits of which will go to help the movement. Featuring: Burnski, Tato, Italo Brutalo, Dave Mantra, Davina, Jonathan Tena, Milou, Defex, JeanCedric, Gael, Ibán Mendoza, Z!on, Tom Pool, Claudio Ricci, Donaes and Ken Abel, and Esteban.
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The Worker... The Haunt Ibiza – Various Roles situated in the heart of San Antonio, The Haunt Ibiza are looking to recruit barmen, waitresses and pool waitresses. If you are interested, you need to attend their recruitment day on the 10th May. You need to bring an up-to-date CV and your NIE certificate, or be able to show a pending police appointment.
looking for staff? place your summer season vacancy free with underneath Ibiza for online promotion & Ibiza sun listing.
 carla@underneathibiza.com
Simmering Shots – Sales Roles Simmering Shots are looking for attractive boys and girls aged between 18-28. You will need to be in great shape with an outgoing personality. Fluency in English is essential, with the addition of Spanish being a bonus. Apply by email, explaining why you would suit this role and what sales experience you have obtained from previous employment. You also need to attach 1 full length photo and 1 clear head shot. emma@shimmeringshots.com Lounging Lizard Events Lounging Lizard are expanding their team for 2014. Are you enthusiastic? Confident? Out-going? Then a position with Lounging Lizard could be right for you. They are looking for: body painters (experience required), ticket sellers, PR’s, dancers for boat parties and hostess’ for boat parties. To apply, please send your CV via their Facebook page. bit.ly/lounging-lizard-events TISS – Door Supervisors Total Ibiza Security Services are looking for door supervisors to work at various venues across the island. You MUST have: a minimum of 1 year security experience in hospitality industry, a basic grasp of the Spanish language, a valid SIA Door Supervisor Licence, excellent customer service skills and be well presented. If you meet the criteria, please apply by email with your CV and a recent photo. info@totalibizasecurityservices.co.uk Pukka Up – Official Photographers Do you have a passion for photography? Pukka Up is looking to add dynamic and talented people to their 2014 team. To apply, please email Isabelle your CV and two recent photos. isabelle@pukkaup.com
Ocean Beach Club – Qualified Massage and Beauty Therapist If you have experience as a massuese or beauty therapiost, Ocean Beach are looking to expand their team for 2014. You must hold your own therapist insurance. To apply, please email your CV and full certificates. massage@oceanbeachibiza.com Ibiza Circle Recruitment Day New for 2014, the Ibiza Circle are looking to recruit people for their San Antonio team. There is the opportunity to gain employment in a diverse selection of sales and PR job roles. You need to be at Itaca from 11am on 9th May 2014. For more information, please email Jasmin for more information jlawrenceibiza@gmail.com BLOWOUT Ibiza – Hair and Make-up Artists Swap the salon for the beach club, the hotel, or even your villa. BLOWOUT Ibiza goes wherever the party is, serving the hottest hair and make up from dusk to dawn – and all day too. If you are trained in hair and make-up, please email your CV, portfolio, and a recent photo to apply. jobs@blowoutibiza.com
Ocean Beach Club Recruitment Days Ocean Beach are holding open interviews every Thursday throughout May. If you are interested in working as a waiter, waitress, bartender, runner or promotional staff, bring your CV and a photograph to the beach club between 2pm and 6pm.
NOVPIX – Event Photographers/Sales Staff NOVPIX are looking for photographers to take pictures of customers to sell in a variety of formats, for example, key rings. You will also be responsible for uploading the pictures to the company website. If you are interested, please email a CV, a photo and brief answers to the following 2 questions. 1. If you could invite any three people from any time in history to a dinner party who would they be and why? 2. One of the guests has a previous engagement, how would you convince them to come to your dinner party. novpix@outlook.com, Gatecrasher Various Roles Join the team at San Antonio's most exciting new addition. The UK's famous clubbing institution is coming to Ibiza and needs talented and experienced staff. Send your CV with recent photos and explain what you could offer to Gatecrasher's Ibiza venture.
Âibizarecruitment@gatecrasher.co.uk
Es Paradis Equipment Staff Vacancies for highly responsible and energetic individuals with excellent communication skills,. Must speak English and have experience in organizing and monitoring equipment. Preferably graduates with a minimum age of 25. Essential for applicants to be in San Antonio from May to late September.
Âmarisol@esparadis.com
On the Rocks—Beach PR Based in San An Bay, young & confident worker sought to promote the beachfront diner & bar. Paid 1€ per person seated.
Âalfredomagrini67@gmail.com
F*** Me I'm Famous Hosting Staff Attend the casting day with a positive attitude, lots of energy and stylish appearance. You do not need to wear make up. The most successful applicants will speak as many languages as possible. You will need a copy of your CV, Spanish ID or NIE number, Spanish mobile number and your address in Ibiza. Friday 9 May 2014 from 16.00 - 18.00 at Pacha Ibiza Office Mar I Pins Bar Staff Hard working and friendly individuals wanted for a popular late bar in San Antonio. Experience is preferable. Message the Facebook page, call or visit in person. +34 971 344 530
Eye Candy Bodypainters Enthusiastic and talented bodypainters are required to join the expanding team at Eye Candy. You will need to show creative flair and a desire to develop your knowledge. Some previous experience would be preferable. Send your CV with numerous examples of your work.
Âcarla@underneathibiza.com
Grannys Bar—DJ and Karaoke Host required for busy pub in Es Cana. Must speak English and previous bar experience is preferred. Hours are 6 days per week, from 8pm until 5am. Length of employment is May to October. Send your CV with recent photos.
Âjasonlathwood@hotmail.com
Temptation—Dancers Erotic dancers wanted for a classy establishment in San Antonio. Excellent rates and commission is available. You can expect the finest employment conditions at a clean, safe and friendly venue. Accommodation is provided nearby and pole dance lessons are included. Send your CV with recent photos attached.
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Survival Guide "UI: The all important club pass. How should workers go about obtaining these?
NV: Depending what job you have and when you start that job, will effect what access you have to passes. If you start work in July, you will likely get none as they will already have been handed out and arranged. If you are doing illegal work like street ticket selling teams, boat party ticket teams etc. then you will also miss out on them, as the clubs tend to recognise only official employers. So if you are in a bar job, for example, you should have access to all the passes within reason. Some clubs are really hard to get them for, so don’t expect them from all of them. It’s usually the managers/owners that receive the forms, then limited numbers of staff will be able to apply. This is usually 5 per place. So maybe you don’t get a Space pass, but that means you are first dibs on an Amnesia pass, for example. Aside from that, you can arrange some yourself. Some clubs want your support and bypass the employer. They set up days where you can arrange your own pass. You will need ID and proof that you are a worker, usually an NIE number form (Spanish national insurance number). But, Ibiza is a small place. If you are friendly enough and plan your nights out in advance, then you will be able to meet the PR managers or the PR’s for the nights that you want to go to. Ask them nicely and they should sort you free entrance.
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To P.R or not P.R? that is the Question. Of all jobs open to the Ibiza summer worker few are more plentiful nor more maligned than those in PR. It is true that some offer awful conditions, completely unrealistic expectations, little chance of achieving a living wage, but it would be wrong to dismiss the entire PR sector as having nothing to offer. For many a summer worker the question they will be asking themselves at some stage is to PR, or not PR. Of course not all PR jobs are a hard sell. Distributing wrist bands for a sought after club night will have the people coming to you, and strutting around town dressed in a G-String and nipple tape is still PR, but your verbal sales skills are not really what your employer is looking for. For many however, particularly those in the first year, the jobs will be pulling the punters off the street. Have you got what it takes?
Ultimately it comes down to three factors: 1. Personality. Probably the most important factor. PR jobs are not for the shy and reserved. The type of person that will succeed in PR will not do so through training— you need to have a natural love for the job and thrive in the often cut throat competition to get business to your bar or brand. To put it at its most base level, to succeed in PR you must be able to accept rejection— rejection after rejection– without ever taking it personally. 2. The Location. Trying to PR to a bar with no special features or pull on a side street will be much tougher than working for a popular bar on the main drag with fantastic promotions. There are special regulations on who and where bars can use PRs, however although they are sometimes not enforced rigorously by the authorities, neighbour business owners will
be quick to put you in your place if you stray into their territory. 3. The Conditions. If a PR job comes with a basic wage it is typically only at a level covering the most basic living expenses. It is unlikely to be sufficient to pay your rent and food and to be frank if you are looking at working in a PR job reliant on the basic wage you are probably telling yourself it is not the job for you. Ultimately all PRs will only stay and survive if they are successful bringing in business. The method of remuneration can vary hugely from the number of clients introduced on a € per-bum-on-seat basis, a percentage of the money they spend, the number of bands or flyers handed out, and many other methods. Those who can do it can earn very well, those that can't may soon find themselves on a pasta and tomato sauce diet—the most sure fire indicator that you could be heading home.
Underneath Ibiza talks to Jasmin Lawrence, PR Manager to Avicii. PR's often suffer a lot of bad press in Ibiza. A journey to the West End bars can feel like a battle, 'Where are you headed tonight?', So why do so many brands see them as integral to their success? We talk to Jasmin Lawrence, who has been there, done it, and worn the jacket.
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What brought you to Ibiza? JL: I came here in 2009 with 18 – 30 holidays. I'd been with them since I was 18, working in other resorts such as Ayia Napa. They chose Ibiza for me, believing I had the experience and personality to succeed on what is one of the most difficult and heavily targeted islands. I fell in love immediately. It was intense though, I was selling tickets for bar crawls and boat parties, being required to hit targets as high as 99%, but I knew it was where I wanted to be. The next year I refused to go back unless they placed me back in Ibiza.
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Since 2009, you have worked your way up to becoming the PR manager for Avicii. How was the journey? JL. Hard work! But I've enjoyed every minute. I honestly think it's about making the most out of opportunities on this island. If you work hard in any job, you will see results. I don't understand the workers who come here and treat it completely differently to how they would a job in England. If you just want to party, book a holiday. Working in a PR role puts you in the best possible position for meeting people and making contacts. Like anywhere else, success here is often found through a combination of hard work and knowing
the right people. After I came back in 2010, I took every opportunity to network whilst working really hard at my job. I convinced my employers that I should be selling club tickets instead of their events, and I went on to to sell the most anyone had at that time: 5000 tickets in 3 and half months. I got my name out there, aiming to build the best possible reputation and references. Over the next few years, I was approached by a working holiday company and then a boat party brand, where I was asked to train and manage their sales teams. It was in 2013 that a DJ phoned me up and said he had referred me for a job. It wasn't until I got the call, that I found out it was Avicii at Ushuaia. At that stage Avicii's manager was still unsure as I was only 23. I really wanted the job so I put everything into securing it, promising that I would prove myself in the role. 2013 saw us outsell everyone from the previous year and I became the flagship of San Antonio.
landing it in the first place. More specifically, confidence is essential. You need to be confident in yourself and you need to be confident in your product. Think: What's good about the deal you're offering and who does it appeal to? Know your audience and do your research. This is essential for objection handling, you need to be able to overcome objections fast and move the conversation along. A sale should never take more than 5 minutes, so know when you're wasting time and don't be afraid to close the deal. You are selling something, so don't be scared of asking for money either! 90% of people in Ibiza are here to go out and visit the clubs, so there is plenty of potential to find those who do want to buy. Finally, enjoy the experience! Otherwise why are you doing it? Soak everything in, be a sponge. Take the positives and use the opportunity to grow. Ibiza is a massive learning curve, but really it's you who makes the summer what it has the potential to be.
in this island should be looked down on. Each job is equally essential to the success of somewhere. As a tourist, consider how many times a PR has influenced your night, either through choice of venue or ticket sales? I think the most successful places are where the whole team pulls together and makes the most of their collective talents.
give to aspiring PR's? JL: I hate it when I hear people saying 'I wish I'd done that,' so if you want something, go for it. And ask for help. People call me all the time for advice and that's what your managers are for, remember they will have all been in your position at some point in time. Everyone struggles at the beginning – Ibiza is a transition for anyone. A lot of people come here and forget what they've achieved at home, remember that you are worthy of your job and remember what skills led you to
Why do you think the role of a PR can sometimes have such a bad reputation? JL: Often PR's are seasonal workers, whereas people who live here all year around are more likely to get a contract by working as a waitress or behind a bar. So I suppose, PR's could be seen as more transitional workers. Equally, there tends to be more competition and jealously between PR's due to the general nature of the job. It can be a bit cliquey too, with people seeing their venue as more important than another. I do believe however, that no job
How much money do you think could be made in commission on a good night, in a good location? JL: That entirely depends on the hours you put in and the product you are selling. Starting out, many people will average about €200 a week, as many initial positions can pay as little as 50 cents per head. However, a good product could earn the right person up to €1500. And trust me this is possible. You have to want it though. You need to look the part, talk the part and act the part in Ibiza it is all about understanding your audience.
"UI: What advice would you "UI:
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Jasmine is back as the PR manager for Avicii throughout his residency at Ushuaia in 2014. She is also involved in the development and promotion of the Ibiza Circle (ibizacircle.com), a new social media platform for the Ibiza community. Jasmine also works as a personal business consultant, helping a variety of small and medium clients with their marketing and promotional strategies.
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Is the quality of the venue is more important than the quality of the PR? JL: No. Because as a PR, you need to love the product you are selling. It's somewhat like a relationship, you need need to be compatible with the place that you work for. It's a very reciprocal process. If you begin working for a smaller venue, don't underestimate it. It's a great place to begin learning and in many ways is probably more beneficial to you than diving straight in at the deep end.
"Our thanks to Jasmine
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Ibiza Club de Rugby
"Claire B Rugby is going from strength to strength in Ibiza. Ibiza’s rugby club (Ibiza Club de Rugby to use its correct name) has just finished one of its best seasons in recent years, finishing second in The Balearic League (la Liga Balear). Unfortunately they were beaten in the finals in Mallorca by Mallorcan team El Toro, but reaching the finals was a great achievement in itself. I talked to Mike Blackburn,
manager of the club, who told me about the club and their achievements last season. The club has been in existence for 40 years in various guises, but it has re-invented itself in the last 14 years or so under the steerage of Jason Harvey, the current President. Mike views the season as “an incredible success, considering we had so many players who had not played rugby at all and young players who had come up and never played senior rugby”. “We lost the first game 88-0. The way that they applied themselves for the rest of the season was fantastic. We were
Fantastic Photo of Ibiza Rugby Club in Action: Courtesy of Vicent Marí @ Diario the only team to beat the eventual league (across the road from the building on the success of this winners, a team called El Toro. stadium) as our clubhouse, and year, and will at least want to We beat them at home in Ibiza.” it's a base and a great place to finish in the play-offs again, This is where he sees the club at meet, meet friends after the within the top four teams. the moment. “We are in a state game and have a few beers.” Training for the next season will of transition, we're building the More people have been going to start at the beginning of club. We're in a good position support the team as result of September and games will start having come second and I think that. in the first or second week of we'll go from strength to However, Mike stressed that October. strength from here. We need to “we need more people to get The club plays at the Rugby attract new players. We're involved, come and support, Stadium in Can Misses, on the always looking for new players come down after the game, have outskirts of Ibiza Town. If you to come down and get involved a few beers and a bit of chat and fancy playing, get in touch, and and people to get involved just get involved with the club spectators are very welcome (no generally with the club. One of and the game”. admission charge). Details are the most significant things as He has high hopes for the next on the website and Facebook well off the pitch was the fact season, saying that they’ll attack Âhttp://www.ibizarugby.com that we opened the piscina the season like they always do, (Continúa en la página 15)
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Wasabi Wednesdays @ Villa Mercedes "Danny Ortega A very aptly named Asiatic degustation menu served at the beautiful setting that is Villa Mercedes. Billed as rolls and niguiris although in truth offers a lot more... A medley of starters included a delicious smokey miso soup with tofu, a bowl of very fresh tasting glass noodles with vegetables, nori seaweed with a hint of sesame and tempura prawns. Main course consisted of maki
rolls, sashimi, prawn sushi rolls and a seared marinated tuna which was outstanding. The very attentive manager Javier suggested a bottle of Oroya sushi wine which complemented the meal perfectly. All in all this was a very well balanced meal and by now we were full on flavours, but Javier insisted we sample the desserts which were very decadent. Wasabi Wednesday makes up just one of Villa Mercedes many themed nights which are all ex-
ceptional value for money and set in one of San Antonio's most beautiful restaurants. With a mixture of either live music or a DJ playing chilled house, this is a great place to spend the whole evening and whether it be for food or just to sample their great cocktails villa Mercedes is the jewel in San Antonio's eye.
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Postbag & Community Renewable Energy. Dear Editor While appreciating the thoughts of Carl Hague on oil exploration in the Mediterranean off Ibiza I disagree with him on most points. His first thought is that oil exploration might offer enormous opportunities for the island which currently only has one true economic base: tourism. His idea that this could all come crumbling down around us because there are “groups of terrorists only about 150 nautical miles south of here” is a fear tactic too far. If he really believes terrorists may soon look for targets in this area he should be even more concerned by the idea of oil platforms nearby. And the appalling oil spills that could follow. I have to say this is not one of my concerns. Ibiza is blessed with 300 days of sun every year. Less than a month ago the UN concluded in its report produced by 1,250 experts and approved by 194 governments, including Spain’s, it will cost just 0.06% of economic growth to switch to renewable energy, away from fossil fuels. To ignore this it says poses a grave threat to people and could lead to wars and mass migration. Already in Spain El Hierro, a Canary Island, is about to become the world’s first land mass to be solely powered by renewable energy. (see:http:// www.enn.com/top_stories/ article/47348) Ibiza should be reinforcing its brand on its assets: sun and wind. Ibiza really could move towards renewable energy but would need leadership and investment. It would add value to its tourism, standard of living and future. Our iconic island would be known for its clean positive beauty. Ask the people of Galicia today about the appalling effects of the Prestige oil spill. Ask yourselves if you want your children to grow old in a world with catastrophic climate change caused by our apathy and the lobbying power of fossil fuel corporations. Alianza Mar Blava and others have impressed me with their knowledge, reason and activism.
If you want the facts you can visit their website alianzamarblava.org/en/ I agree this is an opportunity. But unlike Carl Hague I believe it is a wonderful wake up call for us all to embrace renewable energy which will provide employment, expertise and that sunny Ibiza feeling we know so well. Dave Curry, Ibiza Resident, Cofounder Environmental Investigation Agency, former Executive Director (retired), London and Washington DC. Minimal Downside Dear Editor, I write to fully endorse the comments made by Carl Hague on the above subject. In February, I too wrote to your newspaper voicing similar sentiments as Carl and received my fair share of abuse in reply. One Councillor went into print with the opinion that I had "hurt and insulted the people of Ibiza, showed a lack of respect and should apologise". He was all in favour of sending the exploration companies "on their way" but significantly, had nothing to say as to how the Island’s future economic well being might grow and prosper. I am no apologist for Cairn Energy or any of the other interested exploration companies but the negative attitude of the Island Government, in which not one member has had the guts or foresight to even suggest that oil production in the Region may have benefits, must put their competence to Govern into question. The downside is minimal but the upside is potentially-with good management--huge. I don’t know how many in the Government has business experience but to dismiss such an opportunity that we have on our doorstep is just foolish. I would site the North East of Scotland as an example. Fishing was the main industry until oil was discovered in its waters. The area is now one of the wealthiest in Europe, unemployment is virtually nil, it has a highly educated workforce, fish and dolphins still abound in its waters, the beaches are pristine
and there is a booming tourist industry. Perhaps a Councillor or two should visit that area to see what can be done for the economy instead of hawking the old stories round the world tourist fairs. I would ask everyone, business organisations, politicians, educators and citizens to think ahead 10 or 15 yrs. It may not concern the "no to oil" campaigners with their narrow view, but it will be a huge concern to the young people starting school now and will be on the job market by then. On the labour market as it stands now, most employees need only low qualifications thus hindering the training of a skilled dynamic workforce. The school failure level is abysmal and we have only half the university population of the Spanish average. The main industry of tourism is well on the way to being "Mature". None of the major Balearic hotel operators, except for a few upgrades at the top end of the market, are making any significant investment on the Island. The old adage of "follow the money” applies. The hotel chains are moving the local model to the new "hot spots" of Mexico and The Caribbean. The move to All Inclusive will continue to grow with a negative effect on local restaurants and bars and of course employment. If I were a parent on the Island, I would be very concerned for the employment prospects of today’s young people. I suggest it is time for our Island Government to face facts. If oil is found in commercial quantities in Spanish waters, it WILL be produced for the benefit of the whole country. They should embrace the oil companies, talk to them, find out what skills they will need in a workforce, set up courses and apprenticeships and help ensure our youth can take full advantage and not be consigned to low skill seasonal work and unemployment. A pro-active approach please Island Government---not the "not in my back yard" negative attitude propounded by the "no to oil" campaigners that you seem to have adopted as your
hard to understand Policy. As Carl suggests, our "neighbours" will be relishing our Government’s amateurish approach to the realities of the 21st century. Alan Craig Young Blood Boiling Dear Editor, I would like to respond to Carl Hague’s letter from last week in which he supports the oil explorations. I better start with the one thing in which I agree with Carl, Mother Nature repairs herself, you only have to look at the news and you will see how obviously she is trying to get rid of us: earthquakes, tsunamis, etc. Now, I’m a twenty-five year old half-Ibicenco-half-British follower of the Eivissa Diu No and the Alianza Mar Blava, and I have to say that I felt a bit offended by the comments made about us (the followers of these groups). The implication that because we are young we will attach ourselves to any manifestation as if it were a party (I don’t know what you were like at my age Carl, but freezing my ass off in the port of Ibiza for five hours in February is not what I would rather do on a Saturday afternoon) and it was also written that these oil explorations could bring 21st century education to the island (I have a 21st century Languages degree at University… Your wish has been answered, we’re already here!) You are very wrong to think the movement is powered only by ‘youngsters’, come to one of the manifestations, you can stand next to me and my dad (the last time I checked a nearly 60 year old man isn’t considered a youngster, but I’m sure he’d love to hear you call him that). On the other hand I have to admit your SWOT analysis was very clever. But, after accusing us on only looking at the Threats, you only took into account Strengths and Opportunities, hence leaving your analysis as just SO: So what if it could be a major disaster for the unique natural reserves of the West Mediterranean Sea? So what if it might destroy the tourist industry on which this island lives? So
what … its to far to see from the beach! I’m sorry but No. The risk is too big and to agree with the oil exploration/exploitation on the basis of economical ifs and maybes… I’d rather stay poor. I thus ask all of you who agree with me to come and join me and my good friend Dave Mantra at the Zoo Project Diu No party this Saturday afternoon. Help Me Save the Ibiza We All Love! Eivissa Diu No! Nicole Torres McGlynn
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you Dave, Alan and Nicole. Though from very different viewpoints they do have the commonality of shared strength of their convictions. I had a letter printed here earlier in the year regarding what I see as the hypocrisy of any objection to oil exploration on my part. This is not as an active supporter of exploration, but an acknowledgement of the carbon hungry lifestyle I lead. Some (on both sides) did misunderstand my missive however I think it is unfair to describe the content of the debate that followed as abuse Alan. I recall the councillor had strong but fairly worded objections. One thing I did not comment on is the local Ibiza factor—by which I mean the local Ibicencos heritage and ´ownership´ of the Island. There are many areas of local life—Government, Public Administration etc., where I am more than happy to have my two cents under the catch all “I pay my taxes”. When it comes to the island itself I have difficulty with that. I know how I would feel, and sometimes did feel, in Britain when it seemed outsiders/ immigrants were having say over the land and heritage itself. For that reason I think certain aspects of such discussions should be left to the locals but I know that flies in the face of much ecological theory in it being a global issue made worse by localised self interest policy making. We report this week that the drilling debate has stepped up a gear in the local Political Parties. For cynics like me that will be a lot easier to ignore as the impassioned views of real people are replaced by the self serving sound bites of those seeking election.
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The Far East
"The 2 Old Rockers Hopefully Home. By the time this edition “hits the streets” we should be safely back home. Not much to report this week apart from reminding you that this weekend the annual Medieval Fair takes place, possibly the biggest event on the island’s calendar. We’ll certainly be in Ibiza Town to enjoy the sounds, sights and aromas that waft through the air tantalising your senses. The street acts, the colourful stalls add to the atmosphere making the whole thing a not to be missed occasion. This coming Sunday, 11th May from 1pm, there’s a BBQ on the beach in Cala Llonga with live music from Frankie Riley. Tickets for the food, available on the day, are just 8€ per person and it promises to be a lively event as our walking friends from Ireland will be joining in. Come down and have a fabulous afternoon. If you fancy an evening out with a difference then next Friday 16th May The Calypso Steel Band are playing at Restaurant La Casita from 8.30pm. A perfect opportunity to sample the restaurants excellent food while listening to some Caribbean melodies. See ad for reservation details. Cinema at the Teatro España Santa Eulalia.
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Showing Friday 9th, Saturday 10th, and Sunday 11th of May at 5.30pm. Dallas Buyers Club (2013) 117 min - Biographical Drama. In 1985 Dallas, electrician and hustler Ron Woodroof works around the system to help AIDS patients get the medication they need after he is himself diagnosed with the disease. Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Jared Leto. There is no English language film next week as there are Japanese cultural events taking place. Letter From Juan
"Juan Two weeks ago I went trotting at the Hippodrome in San Rafel. There were only four races the first at 12noon and the last at 1.30pm so it means you can have a bit of fun and the day is still young. Mind you don’t go there expecting to win a fortune, if you are lucky you might get a winner that pays 4 to 1 but normally it is more like evens. But it is a challenge to try and get the winner as much as winning any money. I can highly recommend it and the entry is free! (The next meeting is on the 11th May) Then at the end of the races you still have plenty of time to go to the beach rush back to see the football or like me go out for a good meal. Well that was the plan but it did not quite turn out
as planned. Firstly the restaurant was pretty “soulless” as we were the only people in the restaurant and then the waitress managed to do something that has never happened to me before. First she served up the salad that was meant to come with the main course, then my wife received her main course, then five minutes later I received my thinly sliced fried potato crisps ... and that was that. The waitress had somehow failed to register the fact that I also ordered “Dorada a la plancha”. So we ate up, paid up and went to another restaurant nearby that managed to get my order right! It must be the time of year for strange things to happen to me. I went on line in search of something and found myself on a website I think it was Viajar Senegal only to be greeted by the message “Sorry the page you are looking at is not here”!! Mind you I know I couldn’t have got anywhere near making sense if I had to write a similar message in Senegalese. I can’t even find it on my Bing translator, so I searched a bit further and according to some websites they have over thirty languages with main ones being Wolof, Pular, Serer, Jola and Mandinka. However if you ever visit there you will probably be able to get by with French. So now you know if you ever fancy a trip to Senegal it is really there and I
"Jack´s Brainteaser. The answer to the last Brainteaser “What word breaks when you say it?” is of course, Silence This week's brainteaser. Why was the same crossword printed in the two previous editions?
am sure it is an intriguing place especially if you like foreign languages! I hope you have an interesting week, yours Juan. View from the Pew
"Bob the ex Vicar It has been a real pleasure for Clare and me to be back in Ibiza after a whole year away – this time as the 7th in a line of locums while the chaplaincy here is looking for a new permanent chaplain. Some things have not changed too much and it has been good to see lots of old familiar faces and friends of all sorts. Old China, of course, is half the man he was but twice as fit and healthy! A good job that we were warned or I might not have recognized him! Also a very new face in lovely little Theo Cobby! Getting a new chaplain for Ibiza is not an easy process and can be a testing time for the Chaplaincy Wardens and Council. They have kept things together wonderfully well and it is good to see things in good heart. This week we had a great Messy Church with ten or so kids, a fantastic wedding for Carlos and Emma of the San Antonio Ribas-Bamber family so it was a great reminder of what the church-life is like on the island. At the moment in the Diocese of Europe, there are more than thirty chaplaincies with a vacancy – including places like Barcelona, Costa del Sol, Corfu and other exotic places! You might think it easy to find people to take on these jobs, but not so. When it means you have to up sticks, bring a family with all the concerns of schooling, or leave behind ageing parents, live in a new culture, live in relative isolation from other churches, etc., you have to have someone with a very distinct calling, willing to risk the move – I am sure many of you know the feeling. Also the Bishop has recently retired and when you think that the Diocese of Europe stretches from Madeira to Moscow you realize some of the administrative problems involved for those in charge When I was appointed 10 years ago, it was after the second round of interviews, and there were only four people shortlisted, three turned up for interview, and I was the only one who spoke Spanish and had a wife – two of the various desired requirements. The first ad for the job in the
Church Times late last year brought no appropriate applicants. The more recent one before Easter has brought in some hopefuls, so God-willing, there will be found somebody who is able to come and take on this challenging job on thus unique island. And remember it is not to come for a holiday but for a job! Clare and I will be back for five more Sundays in mid-June to mid-July when we will hope to see those of you whom we have not seen this time round. In the meantime, enjoy the summer season, and don’t forget God gave you only 24 hours in a day, and that sleep and recreation are a necessary part for getting the most out of the lives that God has given us here “under the sun”! God bless. Services: Sun May 11th – 10:30am Holy Communion in the Capilla in Es Canar. 11am Holy Communion in Capilla de Lourdes, Santa Eulalia. 5:45pm Sacred Space/Songs of Praise in Hotel Panorama, Es Canar. Aussie Dogs A special thank you to the generous customers of Thomas Green who raised 445€ for “Australian Lynn” and her abandoned dogs. Thanks, Steven Taylor Ibizabuilders.com
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TAROTscope 08-14th May 14. "By Elaine. For Readings Call 619 813 172
ARIES - Princess of Cups Questions of loyalty arise this week; you know what you owe and to whom, especially emotionally. When it comes to personal relationships, you’ll be able to communicate your needs and desires more objectively than normal and you’re willing to see situations as they really are rather than how you'd like them. There’s good news for parents regarding a child’s progress. TAURUS - The Sun Nothing’s allowed to rain on your parade this week. You’re enthusiastic and eager to get on with important projects and others respond to your happy mood by doing practically all you ask of them. Although success in career is very important now, it’s your personal life makes this an exceptionally happy week. Health problems are less of an issue also. GEMINI - Five of Wands If relationships cause frustration or anxiety take a moment to see where you can improve the situation. Gemini’s are clever at reading others, which is why they make such excellent sales people. It is however, one thing to get into others minds. A more evolved Gemini knows that to be a complete success you have to get into people’s hearts. CANCER - Six of Cups People from your past turn up or contact you out of the blue; bringing some happy reunions and a reconnection of feelings where they're concerned. This card indicates pleasure on a very deep and nurturing level and as a result, revitalises your enjoyment of life. Any recent disappointments fade away this week and you’re more than happy to help others. LEO - Princess of Disks You’ve lots of creative ideas but how do you manifest them out into the world? It's this dilemma that blocks you from making the right choices when it comes to your career options. Your focus this week is to narrow it down to where your passions lie. If it doesn’t excite, let the idea go; concentrate on your singular talents. VIRGO - Ten of Wands Careful of taking on more than you can handle or you'll end up making a rod for your own back. It’s all very well enjoying being needed; but if you feel undervalued you must speak up now, so that others sit up and take notice. With so much going on it’s not a sign of weakness to ask for help. LIBRA - Nine of Cups A week to feel pleased with yourself as you experience a successful breakthrough in one important area of your life. Emotionally, this is a week where you wear your heart on your sleeve without fear of rejection. Others are drawn to you; they want to work, play and be your friend or your lover. The choice will be yours! SCORPIO - Strength It may have been a tough road recently but now you are back on form and able to overcome any obstacles to you ambitions. Stand up to others who may have criticised your efforts in the past, you know your worth but do so in a dignified way. You're not second best; don't allow others to treat you as such. SAGITTARIUS - Prince of Swords It will be difficult to keep the peace with certain people this week. However, be aware that you’ll come out of a disagreement badly if you attempt to be heavy handed. Others are in a belligerent mood so it will be best not to fan the flames further by saying exactly what you think. Leave that to next week! CAPRICORN - Transformation A week to make some bold changes in direction; time to say goodbye to the old lifestyle and to surprise others with the decisions you've made. You cannot and do not want to live life stuck in the same old rut. This of course will upset those closest to you. However you must go for change to gain your freedom. AQUARIUS - The Tower A week of unexpected happenings and, upheavals; where nothing seems to go according to plan. Be careful and pay attention when driving and make sure buildings or structures you're working on are safe. The lightening depicted on The Tower however helps us to see unstable situations clearly and react accordingly. Focus on health, diet and exercise to counterbalance external disturbances. PISCES - The Hermit This card indicates that it's time to release any unfinished business from your past and to get on with healing yourself; mind, body and soul. Meditation, Tai Chi swimming and yoga will all help this process, so listen to what your body needs. It is important that you find some time alone as part of a much needed healing process.
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Mind Body & Soul
It's Good to Talk
"Kate Stillman Dear Kate, I am not sure what to do, a friend of mine has just found out she has cancer, the prognosis is not good and she is here in Ibiza with no family and has sworn me to secrecy as she doesn’t want them to worry or her friends her to be overly sympathetic and what she calls patronising. So the upshot is that only myself and one other good friend in the UK are aware of her situation. Now whilst I completely respect her wishes and understand her reasons for wanting to keep this a private matter I am finding it very hard. I know this might seem selfish because she is the one who is ill but part of me can’t help thinking that she has asked me to keep a very difficult secret which I feel comes with a lot of responsibility. I worry that I am going to have to go away for a month in September, I have no idea what her state of health will be then and how able she will be, so who will look after her if she needs simple errands done or some more practical help at home. Also she is my best friend and I feel that I need to talk to someone about all of this but at the same time want to keep my promise to her, I feel guilty writing this letter but on the other hand I also need some support to come to terms with whatever the future may hold as well as managing the present. What do you think I should do? Yours Anonymous. Dear Anonymous, Thank you for your letter and sorry to hear that you are having to manage such a difficult situation which feels confusing and as if its pulling you in different directions. You ask what I think you should do, in many ways what I would do is unimportant, the relevant thing is what you should do, what feels right for you and what feels right for your friendship. undoubtedly you are in a difficult position on a practical level but I wonder what stops you from asking your friend what she intends to do in September? It is a reasonable question and may well bring a lot of other issues to the forefront that have been pushed aside for a while. Obviously if her health deteriorates people will realise that something is wrong and questions will probably get asked so it is important that the two of
you have an agreed plan for how you are going to handle that time. In the mean time it seems to me that you are doing exactly the right thing in contacting someone who is not only knows neither of you but also is someone that you can talk to with out having to worry about their feelings, you need to be able to look after yourself and have somewhere where you can express your feelings so that you can remain strong for your friend and give her the support she needs so please keep in touch via private e mail or through the column. I wish you and your friend all the best. Warm regards, Kate Kate Stillman Counsellor/ Psychotherapist. See advert for details.
Health Matters
"Kevin Russel A Downside to Running Not all those that finished the Ibiza half marathon and 10km race last Thursday crossed the line with a smile on their face. For some the sense of accomplishment was tainted with pain and exhaustion. During any lengthy physical exertion the body firstly uses its carbohydrate and fat stores as an energy source. Carbohydrates are stored as glycogen in the muscles and the liver, approximately 400g and 100g respectively. This should give us about 2000 kilocalories worth of energy, which is quite a lot. Fat on the other hand is stored all over the body but as we are all well aware, mostly just beneath the skin. Proteins can also be used as an energy source but only when fats and carbs have been depleted. Some of the runners last week crossing the finishing line (after 1or 2 hours of aerobic exercise) would have used the majority of the glycogen available and would be using fat as the main energy source. If their body wasn’t conditioned to high intensity exercise then some anaerobic metabolism will also have been taking place to produce additional energy. An anaerobic system doesn’t use oxygen but it does produce lactic acid, which in large amounts is toxic to the body. It leads to muscle cramps, weakness and fatigue. Another problem suffered by runners last week was heat exhaustion, if they noticed it or not. The majority of people would have suffered it to some degree. It was a hot morning and the route from San Mateo and Santa Gertrudis to
Ibiza doesn’t have much shade. Heat exhaustion occurs when the body cannot produce enough sweat to cool itself down due dehydration and not having enough water in the body. Symptoms include fatigue, weakness, headaches, dizziness, possible fainting and vomiting. The way to avoid this is to drink before, during and after exercise. At this year’s events there were several water points (every 5km or so), which gave the runners the opportunity to take on liquids. There are also various mechanical injuries related to running, which can occur in the feet, legs, pelvis and spine. One such injury is bursitis. Bursitis is inflammation a small sac of fluid, the bursa, which prevents a muscle rubbing against a bone. They are found around most joints in the body where muscle or tendons cross a bone. The bursa around the trochanter (the knobbly bit of the femur below the hip bone) can become inflamed with impact, repetitive movements or poor iliotibial band movement. Pain then arises during flexing or extending the hip, backwards and forwards movements as in walking. It can become chronic so any activities that produce the pain should be avoided and rest is important. Strengthening and increasing flexibility of the muscles around the hip, specifically the gluteus maximus can aid recovery and reduce recurrence. Sometimes associated with bursitis is iliotibial band (ITB) syndrome. The ITB runs from the hip to the tibia below the knee. This fibrous band can become tight and inflamed causing pain at both the hip and the knee specifically in runners. As with bursitis rest and avoidance of aggravating movements is crucial with antiinflammatory as required. The tensor fascia latae muscle at the front of the hip can become involved if not treated. Thigh and hip muscle strengthening, increasing flexibility and massage can help. If you have a sports injury or would like me to address any health related issue please contact me via the Ibiza Sun or at 634527800.
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Big Weekend of Cricket
"RP Hood Ibiza C.C vs. South London Oddballs (Slobs!) C.C • 25/04/14 25 overs per side. Ibiza skipper Graeme Cooper welcomed the visitors' skipper Steve Richie, and the hosts were asked to bat first. Ibiza openers Martin Cooper and Jolyon Swinburne (22) lost no time in scoring runs rapidly at a healthy rate of over 10 per over, so that the first wicket fell with the score on 54. Sam Gooda then joined Martin Cooper in a productive 80 run partnership that was only broken when the latter fell on 94, unfortunately just short of his century. Sam Gooda continued to his half century (58) in another useful 83 run partnership with Robin Parmenter (38), pushing the score beyond 200. When both batsmen fell in quick succession, skipper Graeme Cooper and Paul Crutwell finished the Ibiza innings on 239/4 off 25 overs, which Ibiza felt they could defend. The SLOBS bowlers took little time in getting used to the unusual wicket and bowlers. Paul Taylor, Steve Richie, Jarred Wakefield and Tom Goodwin all contributed a wicket each. The visitors then batted steadily enough, without losing too many wickets. They were always below the required run rate, requiring over 130 runs off 12 overs at the halfway stage but with plenty of wickets in hand. However, SLOBS batsmen Jason Underhill (50) and Tom Goodwin combined to increase the scoring rate in a 103 run stand. While the latter batsman was given several lives by being dropped several times, including by yours truly (!), and several boundaries were let through. At the same time, the Ibiza bowlers began to tire on their first competitive match since last November, and Tom Goodwin went on to score a well deserved century including many classy boundaries. He finally went for 108 with the visitors still needing 60 runs. Batsmen Jared Wakefield (37 not out) and Paul Taylor combined to edge their team
closer and closer to the target of 240. Ibiza tried to keep pressure on them, to such an extent that 3 runs were still needed to win off the last ball of the innings. Jared Wakefield kept his calm and managed to flick the ball through the off side field to score the winning boundary, the visitors winning an enthralling contest by 5 wickets. The Ibiza bowlers tried hard, but ultimately came up just short, with Chairman Jeremy Parmenter obtaining 2 wickets, and Paul Crutwell, Robin Parmenter and Graeme Cooper contributing 1 each. It is very unusual that nearly 500 runs were scored in 50 overs in Ibiza. Well done to all the players. 26/04/14 30 overs per side This time, the visitors were asked to bat first and openers Kevin Ebutt (19) and Ben Lyle (20) were intent on scoring steadily, with more overs available than the previous day. However, they did seem keen to score quick singles as well, and after one scare, the next one was curtains for Ben Lyle. With a despairing dive, it was not enough to gain his ground and the first wicket fell in the 5th over. Indeed, SLOBS went from 39/0 to 64/4 by the 10th over, with Ibiza's fielding more enthusiastic than the previous day. It was only a stubborn 50 run stand between Tom Goodwin (24 - him again!) and skipper Steve Richie (41) that got the visitors to 113 before Tom was well caught in the deep, and the pressure was back on the batsmen. However, Ibiza had learnt from the day before. They kept alert in the field so that SLOBS were not able to bat out their overs, and were finally all out for 148 in the 23rd over. It shows what a difference a day can make, with the visitors having scored 80 runs more on the previous day in the same amount of overs. The Ibiza bowlers all contributed, with Robin Parmenter (4/25) and Graeme Cooper (3/17) having the most success. It was now up to Ibiza to bat sensibly. They need to score 5 runs per over (compared to over 9 runs the day before), to chase
down what seemed an eminently gettable target. It was hoped that openers Jolyon Swinburne and Graham Boe would set up a solid platform for this. Jolyon struck several rapid boundaries in his 15, but then unfortunately chose the wrong moment to go for a quick single and ran himself out, with Ibiza on 15/1. Sam Gooda (16) then joined Graham Boe. They steadily accumulated runs at the required rate before the former was well bowled. Ibiza went from 15/0 to 56/3 and memories of past collapses came to mind, when skipper Graeme Cooper (35) combined with Graham Boe to bat sensibly in a crucial 68 run stand, moving the match back in favour of Ibiza. It was therefore fitting that the Ibiza opener, having kept out the visitors' best bowlers all innings, struck the winning boundary in the 26th over, finishing on 71 not out, with Ibiza winning by 6 wickets in another competitive but friendly encounter. All in all, this was a great two days of cricket. Many thanks to the SLOBS secretary John Ackroyd for organising their visit to Ibiza. Thanks as ever to Lyn for organising food and drinks, and Dave for scoring. IBIZA C.C. vs. SPAIN XL C.C. (over 40s) • 30/04/14 25 overs per side. Ibiza welcomed back some of the Sporting Alfas players forming part of the Spain XL over 40s club, notably Captain Kevin Laundon and Geoff Evans, for some last match practice before the Balearic Cup from 8-11 May. Ibiza players Martin Makepeace and Paul Ambrose joined the visitors to enable a balanced 9 a side match. Spain XL batted first and scored steadily, with several batsmen getting starts but then losing their wicket, so Ibiza managed to restrict them to 125 for 6 after 25 overs, exactly 5 runs per over. Openers Ben Marriner (28) and Bob Nix (20), plus Neil French (27), from Lanzarote, and the jovial John Braithwaite (27 not out) were the main contributors. Of the Ibiza bowlers’ newcomer Paddy Slater (2 for 9) and Skip-
Mallorca Cricket Club are hosting this years Balearic Cup. Friday 9th Ibiza CC will play Menorca CC, 13.00 Saturday 10th Mallorca CC will play Menorca CC. 13.00 Sunday Mallorca CC will play the holders Ibiza CC Noon Entrance to the ground on all days is free and the bar is open for drinks and snacks. All welcome. per Graeme Cooper (3 for 14) stood out, with Paul Partridge contributing one wicket and plenty of banter. Ibiza then batted and, despite a rapid 32 from opener Martin Cooper, lost several wickets and, at 60 for 4 and half their wickets gone, the game could have gone either way. However, Kiwi Andy Davies (36) and Robin Parmenter (31 not out) combined to steady the run chase, and, although Andy fell with the score on 102 for 5, Paddy Slater came in and scored the winning runs in the 21st over, Ibiza winning an enjoyable contest by 2 wickets. Of the visitors' bowlers, John Braithwaite achieved 2/27, with Neil French, Ben Marriner and Kevin Laundon getting one wicket each. 01/05/14 30 overs per side It was decided that Ibiza would bat first this time, with Spain XL being reinforced by former Ibiza player Bob Short, so an even contest was again expected. However, Ibiza openers Jolyon Swinburne and Martin Cooper batted steadily to see off the first Spain XL bowlers and the score was 51 when Martin Cooper was caught on the boundary in the 11th over. But
then Jolyon (76 retired) and Sam Gooda (55 retired) combined to increase the run rate to 7 per over, then skipper Graeme Cooper went in to score a rapid 35 not out, allowing Ibiza to finish off their 30 overs on 215 for 1. This appeared to be a competitive score but when the Spain XL openers Bob Short (57) and McKinstry (37) batted, they put on 82 runs in 14 overs before their partnership was broken. Then skipper Kevin Laundon (25) and Neil French (24) threatened another stand before losing their wickets and the visitors' innings petered out in the final overs, their final score finishing on 170 for 7, Ibiza winning by 45 runs. The Ibiza bowlers and fielders were in good form, particularly Paul Cruttwell (2/10), Asian newcomer Baghu Parashar (2/39), and Graeme Cooper (3/26). This is the third consecutive year that several of the Sporting Alfas players have come to Ibiza to give the hosts some much needed match practice before the Balearic Cup, and once again many thanks to Kevin Laundon and Geoff Evans for organising the trip.
Shirt On Sale The cricket club have a new training top on sale for 30€. Quite snazzy (but we think he´s sucking in)
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Beach Rugby The third edition of the Ibiza Beach Rugby Festival took place on May 3rd on S´Arenal beach in San Antonio, organised by Ibiza Sports Tours and Ibiza Club de Rugby with the help of San Antonio council. Five teams took part: two from England, Tabard RFC from Hertfordshire and Carrington RUFC from Manchester, Aniak consisted of ex-players who are playing in Barcelona/Madrid and a few up-and-coming players from the youth side of Ibiza Club de Rugby and the other two teams were made up of current players from the Ibiza club, the Spartans and Highlanders. Teams had five players playing, plus seven rolling subs. Each of the teams played each other in a round robin tournament (four games each),
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first season as a professional so congrats to both. Rugby Union and in the Premiership, with one game to go before the ludicrous and totally unnecessary top 4 play-offs, leaders Saracens cemented their league winners status after thumping relegated Worcester while Northampton need a win to secure
scoring 2 points for a win and 1 for a draw. Aniak won and were awarded with a trophy. The results were as follows: • Aniak - 7 pts • Spartans - 6 pts • Highlanders - 5 pts • Tabard RFC - 2 pts • Carrington RUFC - 0 pts The Bartolo Planells Trophy for the Best Player went to Bienve Calvin from Spartans Ibiza. There was a beach tag schools competition before the senior competition, between Cervantes, Vara de Rey, Can Coix, Guillem de Sant Antoni Montgrí and CP and the Sargantanas (the Ibiza Rugby Club’s under 8-9s age group). Can Coix were the winners in the three categories. Under 8-9s 1st - Can Coix 2nd - Ibiza Sargantanas 3rd - Sant Antoni Under 10s 1st - Can Coix 2nd - Cervantes 3rd - Vara de Rey Under 11s
second place after their away draw with 4th placed Bath, as Leicester in 3rd, won at Sale. Harlequins battled back from a half-time deficit of 25-3 to win by a point in a 59 point thriller (you do the maths!) at Exeter to keep their hopes of ousting Bath from the play-offs and they play each other at Quins at the w/end in a winner takes all meeting. Elsewhere, Gloucester won at Kingsholm against London Irish and Wasps beat Newcastle in
1st - Can Coix 2nd - Cervantes 3rd - Vara de Rey Next year the tournament will be on Saturday May 9th. There will free limited spaces for ladies teams and veteran teams who enter, hopefully bringing around 150 people to the island. From a spectator’s point of view, it was a fun day out, sitting in the sun on the beach watching the games, accompanied in true Ibizan style: DJs playing music and cold drinks on hand from the local bars. Put the date in your diary for next year now!
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another thriller, 44-38. Finally, not really a sport in my book, but still well worth reporting, in Snooker and a surprise in the World Championships in Sheffield as Leicester's Mark Selby, trailing 10-7 overnight, staged a thrilling comeback to beat reigning champion Ronnie O'Sullivan 18-14 to take the World Crown. Phew, that's it for now, running outa time and space, so until next week!
Sport Jezza’s Sports Report
"Jeremy Parmenter Hi, Sports fans, yes, made it back last week from my sojourn to UK via France, Jersey and London, taking in Stamford Bridge for Chelsea's disappointing attempt to get past Atlético Madrid to the Champions League Final. Disappointed yes, but, hey, the Blues were beaten by the better team on the night so no qualms there. So, it’s an all Madrid Final in Lisbon later this month, the first time that 2 teams from the same city have reached this stage. Should be fascinating to watch, Real's allout attacking style against Atlético’s mean defence and I'm going for Ronaldo and Bale to supply the magic to lift the trophy. Whilst on the subject of Spanish football, it's really heating up in La Liga, as both Barça and Real Madrid drew over the w/end as leaders Atlético surprisingly lost so all to play for there. It was likewise in the Premier League, as Manchester City took over the leadership on goal difference from Liverpool on Saturday as they beat Everton at Goodison by 3-2, with the Toffees losing their chance of achieving a CL place. Chelsea then had the opportunity to go top on Sunday as they played Norwich who desperately needed the 3 points to have a chance of staying in the Premier. As it
turned out, a scoreless draw did neither team any favours so the Blues remained in 3rd, but at least guaranteed 3rd place, whilst it looks like "adios" to the Canaries, although not confirmed as yet. Then on Monday, Liverpool had the chance to put Man City under real pressure by going top again, as they played Crystal Palace in London. Suffice to say, the "Pool blew it as they let a 30 lead disappear as they shipped 3 goals in the last 11 minutes without reply to end up with a draw and only un point. My only comment is it's all very well having a stunning attack, scoring 96 goals, but to win anything you have to have a good defence and conceding 46 times in a season doesn't help! City play Aston Villa on Wednesday and need 4 points from their remaining two games to guarantee the title and as both games are at the Etihad, it's in their hands, but, who knows, there may be another surprise just round the corner! Meanwhile, Arsenal scraped a 10 win over West Brom at the Emirates and guaranteed 4th spot and that all-important CL place, for the 17th successive season. Some record, but to be honest, it's all very well making it in to the group stages of Europe's A Team but the idea is to win it or at least to reach the Final, a feat that the Gunners have only managed once!
Palace celebrate the 3rd in one of the several recent remarkable games in the UK and Europe At the bottom, it's definitely byebye to both Fulham and Cardiff as they both lost, the former at Stoke and the latter at Newcastle, the Magpies first win in 6 games. Mathematically, they had the chance to stay up provided Sunderland lost at OT against mighty (!) Manchester Utd, but the Black Cats stunned the OT faithful by winning with the odd goal to really give their survival chances a huge boost, now only needing one point from their last 2 matches, both at home. Let's face it, any team that goes to Man City, Man U and Chelsea and comes away with 7 points out of a possible 9 does not deserve to go down. Good on yer, Gus! Elsewhere, Aston Villa came away from Villa Park with an important 3-1 win over FA Cup finalists Hull, West Ham helped themselves to a 2-0 home win over toothless Tottenham, and Swansea ended their home games with a 1-0 loss to South-
ampton. Finally, in footie, Congrats to Leicester and Burnley for their promotion to the elite, with the former as Champions. Should be interesting in the Play Off's as Derby, QPR, Wigan and Brighton will slug it out for that final promotion place. Tennis now and some sad news regarding Elena Baltacha, Britain's former No 1, who tragically died over the w/end at the young age of only 30. Having retired at the end of last year, she married her long-time coach, Nino Silvino, but was then diagnosed with liver cancer in January. Tributes, led by Andy Murray and legend Martina Navratilova, poured in for this gutsy lady who held the record of being British No. 1 for 128 weeks in her pomp. Our condolences and thoughts go to her family and British tennis. Boxing now, and at the weekend, Britain's Amir Khan defeated
Luis Collazo with an overwhelming points victory in his debut in the welterweight division in Las Vegas, the fight being on the under-card to Floyd Mayweather's successful defence, also on points, of his world title against Argentina's Marcos Maidana. Talks are now taking place between the two winning camps for a Mayweather/Khan bout in the former's home town of LA next year but in the meantime, Mayweather can sit at home having earned a reputed mindboggling £20 million for this latest fight. Incredible! Cycling and a double boost for Britain as both Chris Froome and Adam Yates won in Europe over the weekend. Froome, last years Tour de France winner, won the Tour de Romandie, for the second year running, this time by 28 seconds, while Yates won the Tour of Turkey in his (Continued on page 15)