One Foot in the Rave port, which is of course simply another set of statistics.
Not content with despairing over property rentals, VIP, and beach clubs, taxis, policing and street crime, too many tourists and many other issues, this week we have added age into the fray.
Conversely a rather more stylish press article generally pointing towards the same age shift has received a very positive response.
We look at the reality of the Thomas Cook report beyond the tabloid misrepresentation on page 27.
The latest report to land on my desk is one highlighting the Balearics as having a much higher than average rate of impotence in the over 25s.
It and all statistics are of course hugely liable to flaws in their calculation, but we have found one number that we think explains everything.
Thomas Cooks report of shifting age patterns in their Ibiza bookings has provoked damning recriminations.
81,000 Balearic blokes not partying quite as hard as they would like to think they are, according to the re-
See page 26.