A Jolly Decent Show The much anticipated wedding of Prince Harry to Meghan Markle has taken place today, Saturday 19th of May, and the general consensus of opinion is of a jolly decent show all round. Though delighted for the happy couple, we must concede that our experience of Royal matrimonial matters is somewhat lacking, and though we have a pretty good idea what our readers will want to
know as far as Ibiza’s wacky ways are concerned, the significance of a peony posy, beyond being a perfectly pretty bunch of flowers, is as much a mystery to team Ibizan as our island ways would be to anyone with past experience of Government policies following some form of logic. Never fear dear reader, as in our determination to bring you all the important Royal Wedding news,
we have looked to the wisdom of The Independent’s Rachel Hosie, who, through years of Royal expert-dom, has kindly directed us in all matters important. Well it’s the Independent right? Quality paper, what could go wrong?
1. Amal v Posh I will admit I was surprised that a topic relating to the ceremony or (Continued on page 2)