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The Kamloops Rent Bank starts up in February Homelessness prevention is the critical key for individuals and families in their fight against poverty. The loss of housing means a deepening spiral into poverty that is more difficult to overcome, not to mention the stress, depression, and detrimental effects on the development of children. The Kamloops Rent Bank Working Group members, are very pleased to announce that the first rent bank in Kamloops will be available to serve families in February 2013. Operation of the Rent Bank will begin February with funding support from the Interior Savings Community Investment Fund, the Kelson Group, United Way TNC and the Stollery Charitable Foundation. For those unfamiliar with the concept, this does not include just handing out money to anyone who phones saying “I can’t pay my rent.” Rent Bank loans are for people who have been challenged by an emergency situation that jeopardizes their income and do not qualify for other types of funding; people who would otherwise be left to fall through the cracks and enter the cycle of homelessness. A Rent Bank is a service to assist these individuals and families when they find themselves in crisis, by providing small, low interest, loans to keep people in stable rental housing, or to pay utilities. For those that meet the criteria, the Rent Bank will offer them loans of roughly $1,000. The recipients would have two years to pay it back and, if they do, they get the interest they paid returned to them as a savings plan. To be eligible for this program tenants must face immediate danger of losing their home or having their services terminated due to unpaid rent or utilities in arrears. Applicants are assessed, and those who have mostly paid their rent regularly but have run into a crisis are the likely recipients. Tenants must also be able to afford the
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rent in the long term and have a regular source of income. Successful applicants will be those with the ability to make the small loan payments and engage in some financial training. A lot of agencies have refined this concept over the years and Rent Banks have proven to be one of the single most effective homelessness prevention program. This new service will be available through the Kamloops and District Elizabeth Fry Society location at 827 Seymour Street with the ongoing support from Kamloops Rent Bank Working GroupNSE members Danalee - Jan. 16, 23 Baker, United Way; Russ Chambers, Kamloops Foundation; Becky Clements, Interior Savings NSBIA - lug May11.indd 1
Credit Union; Kelly Fawcett, Kelson Group; Tangie Genshorek, Homelessness Action Plan; Janice Jackson, Citizen At Large and Louise Richards, Elizabeth Fry Society. They are seeking more funding. Can you help? The more funds raised the more families they can keep housed! Donations to the rent bank in any amount will be accepted on an ongoing basis. The more funds they have to loan out, the more families they can keep housed. To learn more visit kamloopshap.ca or contact Tangie Genshorek, Coordinator, Kamloops Homelessness Action Plan via email, info@kamloopshap.ca or by calling 250-571-9665.
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Diamond Jubilee Medals recognize distinguished service MLAs Terry Lake and Kevin Krueger joined Lieutenant Governor Judith Guichon, MP Cathy McLeod and Senator Nancy Greene Raine, to present the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Medals to 11 worthy recipients in recognition of their significant achievements and distinguished service to their communities. The recipients are Bonnie CruzelleMyram (award accepted posthumously on her behalf by her children), John Dormer,
Hoberly Hove, Chief Commissioner C.T. (Manny) Jules, John Alexander (Sandy) McCurrach, Mayor Alan Raine, Colonel Robbie Robertson, David Sakaki, Alex Sim and Del Turner. Ken Kjenstad was not in attendance. Medal recipients have made a significant contribution to a province, territory, region or community within Canada, or an achievement abroad that brings credit to Canada. Like Her Majesty, those recognized have
dedicated themselves to service their fellow citizens, their community and their country. Canada is strengthened when we collectively honour those who have distinguished themselves by virtue of their talents and their service to the community. “It is inspiring to know these outstanding individuals. Their tremendous service to our region merits this great level of recognition.” Said Kamloops-South Thompson MLA Kevin Krueger.
City integrates social media with budget meetings The City of Kamloops introduced social media to their budget meetings. After the successful launch of interactive roundtable budget meetings last year, City Council is looking to further enhance engagement with its citizens during budget discussions. Each year the City hosts public meetings regarding the City budget to give citizens an overview and hear their concerns. Last year, the City introduced roundtable discussions where residents could talk to a Councillor, one-on-one or as part of a community group. New this year is the addition of live-streaming video, live chat and Twitter discussion, viewable at www.kamloops.ca/2013budget or with the hashtag #kamloopsbudget. Each budget meeting will also be taped and the video posted to the City’s website. Your participation will influence the process. Mayor, Council and City managers will develop a broader understanding of community interests, concerns, and ideas. These factors are considered and weighed
before final deliberation of the budget. “With the addition of social media and live streaming video into our budget meetings, we hope to reach citizens that may not otherwise participate. We’re looking to engage the public and gather some feedback via other channels,” said Mayor Peter Milobar.
Each meeting will spotlight the budget of a specific City department. All meetings are public and take place from 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm at Parkside Lounge at Interior Savings Centre. The first meeting will be held on January 22 with Parks, Recreation and Cultural Services. The January 29 meeting is an evening with Public Works and Sustainability.
The third meeting on February 5 will feature Development and Engineering Services and Community and Corporate Affairs. These public meetings will be summed up with final deliberations taking place on April 9 at 1:00 pm in Council Chambers. This meeting will determine the final tax rate for 2013.
Nominations sought for Prime Minister’s Volunteer Awards A reminder was recently sent out by Cathy McLeod, Member of Parliament for Kamloops – Thompson – Cariboo, to all constituents to show their appreciation for extraordinary volunteers in their communities by nominating them for a Prime Minister’s Volunteer Award. “Our government is committed to recognizing the enormous contribution volunteers make to our communities and our country,” said McLeod. “The Prime Minister’s Volunteer Awards were created as a way to annually recognize those who make exceptional voluntary contributions, including individuals, not-for-profit organizations and businesses.” A total of 17 awards are given at both the regional and national level. The regional component recognizes individual volunteers or groups of volunteers, businesses and not-for-profit organizations. The national component is divided into two categories: one for lifelong achievement and one for new volunteers. Award recipients will be recognized at an award ceremony and can identify an eligible not-for-profit organization to receive a grant for $5,000 (regional award) or $10,000 (national award). However, to receive an award, potential recipients must first be nominated by someone. The current call for nominations is open until March 1. Last year, the Government received over 750 nominations. The first recipients of the Prime Minister’s Volunteer Awards were honoured at an awards ceremony held on December 14, 2012 in Ottawa. “With almost half of all Canadians volunteering, there are many more who deserve to be nominated—let’s make sure their valuable work is recognized,” concluded McLeod. To learn more about the Prime Minister’s Volunteer Awards, including access to an online nomination form, please visit www.pm.gc.ca/awards or call 1-877-825-0434.
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Library celebrates Family Literacy Day The TNRD Library System will be cohosting the seventh annual ABC Family Literacy Day, Saturday, January 26, at the Henry Grube Centre, 245 Kitchener Crescent, from 9:00am to 12:00pm. In keeping with this year’s theme of “15 Minutes of Fun,” the free event offers a chance for families and their young children to interact with storytellers, musicians and puppets; join in sing-alongs; dance together; make crafts; play family games and enjoy hands-on activities. Attractions include a TNRD Library System Imagination Centre as well as a quiet room with ongoing Mother Goose sessions alternating with The Yoga Loft’s yoga sessions. The Big Little Science Centre, Rivercity Gymnastics and Kamloops Museum and Archives will also be on hand, as well as a number of Kamloops celebrities and luminaries. ABC Family Literacy Day in Kamloops is an annual initiative developed by ABC
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Life Literacy Canada and will wind up a week of fun family events as part of Unplug and Play Family Literacy Week. The event is planned by a committee made up of the TNRD Library System, Kamloops Early Language and Literacy Initiative (KELLI), the Kamloops Community YMCA/YWCA Child Care Resource and Referral, Interior Health Speech and Language, School District 73, the City of Kamloops, Make Children First Kamloops, the Kamloops Foundation and B100. Additional parking will be available at the Alliance Church, with easy access to the Henry Grube Education Centre via the pedestrian overpass. For more information on Unplug and Play Literacy Week (January 20 to 27) and to see a schedule of events for the full week, visit www. kamloops.ca. Visit ABC Family Literacy Day’s Facebook page at www. facebook. com/ABCKamloops for updates.
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Seniors’ Tea at the Kamloops Public Libraries As part of Family Literacy Week, the North Kamloops Library and Kamloops Libraries will be hosting Seniors’ Teas. The North Kamloops Library Tea takes place Wednesday, January 23 from 2:00 to 4:00 pm and the Kamloops Library Tea occurs Thursday, January 24 from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. The events will feature live local music plus tea and goodies. The Seniors’ Tea is part of the 3rd Annual Unplug
and Play Family Literacy Week which, this year, runs from January 20 to January 27. The week promotes a healthy balance between technology and unplugged play. The Seniors’ Teas are free but seating is limited so please call your library to reserve your seat. The North Kamloops Library telephone number is 250-554-1125. The Kamloops Library telephone number is 250-3725145. Email any questions to questions@tnrdlib.ca.
United Way campaign a rousing success The United Way would like to thank the generous support of people throughout the Thompson Nicola Cariboo Region, as they were able to reach and surpass their goal of raising $2 million, which is also a nine per cent increase over the 2011 campaign. Some of the highlights during the 2012 Campaign included United Way staff attending events at many different workplaces throughout the Thompson Nicola Cariboo community. From pancake breakfasts to dunk tanks to pie throws to chili cook-offs and ball hockey tournaments. Also, on November 15, 2012 United Way and the RCMP held the second annual Jail and Bail event
and it was a rousing success! Over $92,000 was raised by more than 80 people who were arrested and had to be bailed out of jail. The participants came in costume, did yoga
classes in jail and had a great time all around. The success of this campaign will have a big impact on the lives of people in our community.
Airport numbers still rising Kamloops Airport has announced the traveler numbers for the month of December as compared to the same period in the previous year. The December travel season was marked by higher than ever numbers of travelers at Kamloops Airport. Good value airfares combined with a generally positive economic outlook encouraged more people to travel. Leisure travel now accounts for 60 per cent of the travelers and this is attributable to the work that both Tourism Kamloops and Tourism Sun Peaks does to promote the area. Over the year, the generally good weather generated an increase in the VFR (Visual Flight Rules) traffic while the IFR (Instrument Flight Rules) traffic remained even year over year. The addition of Canadian Flight Center flight school contributed to the large increase in local flight activity.
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fusion along at a cracking pace. After it’s overwhelming success in Saskatoon, The Importance of Being Earnest, comes to Sagebrush Theatre from January 24 to February 2. Kamloops audiences will enjoy seeing local actors Kirk Smith and Christopher Weddell, both last seen in Noises Off, performing as Jack and Chasuble, respectively. Also returning to the Sagebrush stage are director Johnna Wright and actor Jamie Lee Shebelski (Gwendolen). Debuting at WCT are Joshua Beaudry (Moulton, Gribsby), Matthew Edison (Algernon), Tim Hildebrand (Lane/Merriman), Cheryl Jack (Miss Prism), Stephanie Moroz (Cecily), and Laurie Paton (Lady Bracknell). Visit kamloopslive.com for ticket sales.
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(Clockwise) The Echo’s own Cristina Ostapovich lounges in luxury along with Kristina Benson, Amy Baskin and Teresa Parisone at the Mayors Gala for the Arts on Saturday evening. Congratulations to musician Tomas Bijok, who won the Emerging Artist Award and also to New Gold won in the Business for the Arts category.
Provincial funding boosts tourism Sun Peaks will receive a total of $298,921 this year for projects that help support tourism infrastructure and amenities. The funding comes from our government’s Resort Municipality Initiative (RMI) and will allow Sun Peaks to implement projects such as music event development and staging, and an out-
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Old guy at the gym An older guy was working out at the gym. He was not in very good shape, but he perked up when he spotted a sweet young thing across the room. She was gorgeous! He finally caught the trainer’s eye and motioned him over. “Can I help you?” the buff expert asked.
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Top ten things I can say now that I lost American Idol 1. “I have one thing to say to the voters: What is wrong with you people?” 2. “I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon’s car.” 3. “I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling.” 4. “Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was.”
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Unplug yourself. There is so much to see and do! ■■ Jo Wyers’ GREEN with feature ■ Indoor Flea Market on Jan. 27 artists to Feb. 7 at the Wilson House from 8am to 1pm at the North Shore Gallery, 115 Tranquille Rd. Gallery Community Centre, 730 Cottonwood hours: Mon. to Fri. from 1:30 to 5pm. Ave. FMI or table rental must be reserved by calling 250-376-4777. ■■ Gordon James on Jan. 25 from 7 to Entry to the Flea Market is by donation 10pm at Chances Barside Lounge and to the Community Centre. Grill, 1250 Halston Ave. ■ Community Dinner on Jan. 29 at ■■ BIG Little Science Centre, 985 5pm at the North Shore Community Holt St. Jan. 26: Science Literacy Day Centre, 730 Cottonwood Ave. Open to 10am to 4pm. Big Little Science Centre all adults. Buffet dinner and live enterwill have a booth at the Henry Grube tainment. Tickets should be purchased Education Centre for the KELLI ABC in advance at the front desk by Jan. 28. Family Literacy Day from 9am to FMI call 250-376-4777. 12pm. FMI contact 250-554-2572. ■ Fanaticus and Alamagokus on Feb. ■■ Indoor Flea Market on Jan. 27 1 at 9pm at Bailey’s Pub, 1050 8th St. from 8am to 1pm at the North Shore Tickets at the door. Community Centre, 730 Cottonwood Ave. Table rentals must be reserved by ■ Excelsior Rebekah Lodge #23 calling 250-376-4777. Entry to the Flea Introduction of new officers for 2013 at Market is by donation. FMI contact 7pm and Slate for General Meeting at 250-376-4777. 7:30pm on Feb. 12. General Meeting on Feb. 26 at 7:30pm at 423 Tranquille Rd. ■■ Pride Parade Planning Event presented by Kamloops GALA/Pride on ■ Love Letters on Feb. 13 to 16 at the Jan. 23 at 7pm at the Kamloops Curling Stage House Theatre, 422 Tranquille Rd. Club, 700 Victoria St. (downstairs) FMI 2pm matinees daily and 7:30pm each contact Patricia at 250-319-9448. evening. Tickets available at Kamloops Live! Box Office 250-374-5483. ■■ The Importance of Being Earnest Jan. 24 to Feb. 2 at the Sagebrush ■ I went to the local video shop and Theatre. For tickets call Kamloops I said, “Can I take out The Elephant Live! Box Office at 250-374-5483 or Man?” He said, “He's not your type.” I online at www.kamloopslive.ca. said, “Can I borrow Batman Forever?” He said, “No, you'll have to bring it ■■ Introduction to Calligraphy workback tomorrow.” shop with Glen Mantie on Jan. 26 from 9am to 12pm at Parkview Activity ■ Badminton at OLPH Gym every Centre, 500 McDonald Ave. Course Tues. at 7pm. 235 Poplar St. Small fee. #204027. To register contact 250-828FMI contact Robert at 250-579-0193. 3500 or at www.kamloops.ca/ezreg. ■ Moose Lodge 1552, 730 Cottonwood ■■ Let’s Dance on Jan. 26 from 8 to Ave. open daily at 11am. Meat draws 12pm at Ukrainian Hall in Kamloops Fri. at 7pm and Sat. at 3pm. New memworkout wonder - If your goal is to incorporate a little 725 York St. Music by Union Jack. FMI fitness into your life in 2013 take a cue from Tyson Moore. He bers welcome! or tickets contact Zonia at 250-372- works out at Heavy Metal Gym and tries to get there every day. ■ North Shore Central Community 0091, Ed at 250-374-2774 or Francoise Association meets at Mount Paul at 250-372-3782. United Church, 140 Laburnum, on the ■■ Artist entries for Kamloops Arts Council’s 2013 Juried Art Show first Tuesday of the month. FMI: 250-554-9949. on February 16 to 24 due by Jan. 26. FMI: kamloopsarts.com. ■ Mount Paul United Church Thrift Shop open Tuesdays and ■■ Kamloops Storm vs Chase at McArthur Park Arena Jan. 26 at 7pm. Thursdays from 9am to 3pm at 140 Laburnum St. FMI contact FMI call 250.828.3602. 250-376-2261.
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Your Horoscope AQUARIUS (Jan 21-Feb 19) Visitors are likely to drop by and chances are, they may even stay a little longer than you want them to. Try to compromise rather than having an all out battle. Be prepared to lose friends or alienate loved ones due to your stubborn nature lately. PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) Show what a dedicated person you can be. Things at home may be somewhat rocky. You can meet a new romantic partner or secure the love connection you already have by going out and entertaining yourself. ARIES (Mar 21-April 20) You will feel tired and rundown if you have allowed yourself to get into a financial mess. Your communication skills may win you points. Don’t be too hard on yourself. TAURUS (Apr 21-May 21) Direct your energy into physical entertainment. Try to get every one involved; it will help bring you closer together. Be careful that you don’t overextend yourself. Be aggressive and colorful, and you will get your way. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Get involved in the activities of children. Opportunities for new romantic encounters will unfold through the social events you attend. You may be somewhat emotional concerning a rather private matter. Travel will be fun, but expect it to cost you. CANCER (June 22-July 22) Be sure to keep communication open with those you live with. You can make a big difference to children if you are understanding of the difficulties they are experiencing. Don’t make those you live with feel unloved or unworthy. You can dazzle members of the opposite sex with your quick wit and aggressive charm. LEO (July 23-Aug 22) A change of attitude has probably disrupted your home environment. Be discreet about your feelings, and hold back until you find out a little more about the person who’s coming on to you. Try not to be too lavish with your lover. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 23) You may find yourself in an emotional fix if you interfere in other people’s problems. Attend to things that you should Better get your fixed have done yesterday. You can easily wrap upA/C overdue personal legal matters that have caused problems for you. It will do you some good. LIBRA (Sept 24-Oct 23) Luck is with you, regardless of the financial venconditioning • Residential Commercial • need Heating ture.Air Look into career choices and courses&being offered. You to spend • Restaurant install & repair some Refrigeration time getting to know this personappliance all over again. Exercise discipline when it comes to controlling bad habits. SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22) Travel will be fun and entertaining. You could have trouble persuading others to accept your ideas and opinions. Social events held in your home will be successful and entertaining for all. You callbackgrounds. does it all” will enjoy interacting with those who come from “One different LTDsome . SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23-Dec 21) Need adventure in your life? Ex250-554-8733 Preventative Maintenance Program otic destinations beckon you. Do not react too harshly when dealing with partners. Your ability to do detailed work will dazzle those who are less creative. Self-improvement projects will payoff. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 20) You will meet exciting new people through interest groups or functions that you attend with your children. Go after your goals and don’t be afraid to ask for assistance. Go out with friends. Try not to be overbearing where family is concerned. Horoscopes courtesy of astrologer Michael Thiessen. For daily horoscopes go to www.astrology-online.com
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