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Gleaning Abundance gleans volunteers You may know about the Kamloops Gleaning Abundance Program (GAP) hosting an amazing garden tour, you may have even read it here in the Echo last week. The tour is scheduled to start downtown and participants will see several types and styles of gardens in various locations both downtown and in Batchelor Heights. It is a great opportunity to take a scenic stroll through the blooming community of Kamloops with some knowledgeable, community minded people making a difference with a little hard work and a green thumb. While on the tour, ask a volunteer what GAP is all about and don’t be surprised to find yourself asking what you can do to assist this compassionate, brilliant initiative. Kamloops is blessed with an abundance of fruit trees of many varieties. All too often the tree owners don’t want or need the fruit but would rather see the ripe fruit used than left to compost on the ground. It can become an issue for the tree owner when insects and wildlife come to clean up the leftovers or the neighbourhood relations become strained from the odoriferous emanation coming from their yard. The GAP is a food security initiative which brings volunteers to Kamloops homes to harvest fruit that the occupants are unable or unwilling REALTOR

to pick themselves. The gleaned fruit is then divided among the owner, volunteers and a designated social agency. In 2014, the

This program has been essential to Kamloops by preventing food waste, providing free produce to local food outreach programs and keeping your neighbourhood free of insect and bearattracting unpicked fruit.

GAP gleaned nearly ten thousand kilograms of fruit that might otherwise have gone to waste. Much of that fruit was handed over to the Kamloops Food Bank for distribution, to other food outreach programs and to community kitchens where it was canned or made into jam, salsa, or chutney, and shared with volunteers and their families. The GAP helps ensure that good healthy food does not go to waste and yet this organization does so much more. The initiative becomes a powerful resource and a community orga-

Cherries are the first fruit to be gleaned.

nizational tool that provides the catalyst for improving community food security. Fifteen local organizations received donations of fresh fruit from the GAP last year and 200 volunteers took part in the program, contributing over 500 hours of their time. The GAP conducted 104 harvests from July to October in all parts of the city and now they are looking for a few responsible volunteers to become harvest leaders for this year’s gleaning. There are some pretty awesome benefits to becoming a harvest leader with the GAP, for instance, you can choose your harvests, gain valuable leadership experience, meet lots of interesting people and the GAP offers a chance to win some impressive prizes. The best part about volunteering though is the immeasurable sense of civic pride you receive when you can give back to the community you love. Community organizations and neighbourhood associations can get involved by forming their own group of friends or neighbours who work independently to pick fruit in their own part of the city and look after the delivery of the donated portion of the harvest. The GAP coordinator will come out to do an orientation on your first harvest party, and after - continued on page 2

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Taylor McGugan would love to see you keep your cool with 16 flavours of frozen yogurt to choose from at Menchies on the North Shore! There are over 100 flavours and Menchies rotates the 16 choices every two weeks and you can choose any combination of flavours with another 40 toppings including chocolate covered banana chips, mini malt balls, sprinkles, fruit, nuts, sauces and so much more at the self-serve yogurt bar.

that your gleaning crew can go out independantly. Ideally, your group would have a vehicle for transporting ladders, bins, boxes and fruit but the GAP could coordinate delivery of equipment and supplies if necessary. Besides, then you can throw a harvest party and share the fruits of your labour with your community. This program has been essential to Kamloops by preventing food waste, providing free produce to local food outreach programs and keeping your neighbourhood free of insect and bear-attracting unpicked fruit. If you have a group that would like to sign up or would like more information email gleaningabundance@gmail.com or call 250-851-6111. If you don’t have a group, but would like to volunteer you can register online at www.gleaningabundance. com and with gleaning started in late June, you will begin receiving emails about scheduled harvests. If you would like to become a harvest leader, you can indicate that on the registration form. Trina Budai

BIG Little Science Centre is shooting for Mars Visit the Big Little Science Centre booth in Riverside Park for loads of science fun on Wednesday, July 1 between 9:00 am and 6:00 pm. On Canada Day, the main science centre at 655 Holt Street will be closed because everyone will be at the park! July is electricity month and for the week of July 7 to 11 there is a Static Electricity Show. It is time for a Science Centre hair do as participants discover fun static activities you can try at home, plus have the powerful van de Graaf Generator make your hair fly. The next week, from July 14 to 18 they offer Exploring Circuits. Discover what an electrical circuit is and how they affect your world. Build your own circuits to operate lights and motors. Then, from July 21 to 25 the

Big Little Science Centre is hosting a Magnetism Show. During this week, discover the connection between electricity and magnets and move objects without touching them, just like magic. Enjoy the science tricks while learning about magnets. Finally, for the week of July 28 to August 1 you can explore the connection between electricity and magnets with the Electromagnetism Lab and discover how the two mysterious forces of electricity and magnetism are related. Use electricity to make a magnet and race to pick up all the nails. Each week in July, the super Exploration Room is open from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm with over 140 different exhibits to enjoy. All shows are at 11:00 am and at 1:30 pm.

Also, on Saturday, July 25 the Big Little Science Centre speaker series is presenting “Landing on Mars; A talk with NASA Engineer Luke Dubord” and from 6:00 to 6:45 pm Luke is giving a talk for youngsters and families followed by a full lecture from 7:30 to 8:30 pm held in the Barber Centre (HOL190), in the House of Learning, Thompson Rivers University. Luke Dubord is a Canadian aeronautical and astronautical engineer at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. He is currently

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on the development team for NASA’s InSight Mars Land project, scheduled to launch in March 2016. He was active on the development team of the MSL mission Curiosity. Luke will share about the development efforts of Curiosity and the currently in-development Mars Lander InSight, as well as the future of NASA Mars exploration. Tickets are available at the BIG Little Science Centre, 655 Holt Street, or online at blscs.org, follow the Landing on Mars link.

Hop on your bike, and be a part of an environmentally friendly and active Canada Day! The MS Society, Kamloops and Area Chapter, is pleased to offer the 2nd Annual Pedal Parking at the Canada Day celebrations on Wednesday, July 1. Pedal Parking is a safe and secured place to leave your bike for the day. Bring your own bike lock and MS Society will supervise your bike. The Scotiabank MS Bike Pedal Parking will be located at the west side of Riverside Park in the tennis courts, between 8:00 am and 7:00 pm. All bikes must be picked up by 7:00 pm.


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Pulizter selections for summer reading club The TNRD Library system is inviting readers to join the Adult Summer Reading Book Club, which this year features two books by Pulitzer Prize winning author Harper Lee, the classic “To Kill a Mockingbird” and the anticipated, “Go

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Letter to the Editor: Emterra Environmental is proud of its more than decade-long service to the community of Kamloops. That’s why we are determined to resolve the current labour disruption as quickly, respectfully, and peacefully as possible. It has been our longstanding practice not to negotiate contract terms through the media because we value all our employees and the work that they do. As part of our corporate sustainability, we believe in compensating our staff competitively within our local market. Encouraging recycling throughout communities in which we work, serve, and live is at the heart of Emterra’s mission and values. Our concern right now is for our employees, the community of Kamloops and the environment. That is why we are encouraging Steelworkers Local 1-417 leadership to return to the table so we can continue meaningful bargaining. Ed Walsh, VP of Operations, Emterra Group

Minor hockey boosted by gaming grant The Kamloops Minor Hockey Association has received a $175,000 community gaming grant from the BC government. The grant will help the association offset various expenses such as ice rental costs. “Kamloops has the largest minor hockey association in BC with 1399 players registered last season,” KMHA president Jon Pankuch said. “Our mandate is to keep registration fees affordable for families so all children can play. Receiving the community gaming grant helps us accomplish this.” “The Kamloops Minor Hockey Association is known far and wide as a first-class organization that has developed many NHL players, but more importantly it has helped thousands of

young people develop into exceptional adults,” Kamloops-North Thompson MLA Terry Lake said. “Our government is pleased to support the association with this grant.” Every year, the provincial government approves $135 million in gaming

grants that benefit more than 5,000 local non-profit organizations that serve communities throughout BC. Organizations interested in applying for community gaming grants can find information and applications at pssg. gov.bc.ca/gaming.

Get ready for Music in McDonald Park The City of Kamloops and BCLC are proud to present another great season of Music in the Park, from July 1 to August 31. Now in its 22nd year, Music in the Park continues the tradition of providing residents and tourists with 62 free evening performances that showcase a variety of talented artists. Music in the Park in McDonald Park on Fridays will host its 9th year starting July 3 until August 28. The Friday evening performances are at the Gazebo starting at 7:00 pm. For the nightly listings or to print a copy of the monthly schedule visit www.kamloops.ca/events/musicinthepark. All concerts are scheduled rain or shine and are subject to change.

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Heads up for great deals Decades ago there was a popular tune released by the band Jefferson Airplane in the 1960’s entitled, “White Rabbit” to which the last lyric of the song was, “feed your head.” The free loving hippie types of the time misinterpreted the lyric to suggest the song was about getting high and thus the term “head shop” was born. Tobacconists who sold paraphernalia to smoke cannabis were labeled as head shops so that others would know where to buy their supplies. We have come a long way from paranoid origins to create a society tolerant if not completely accepting of the various cultures that partake of smoking combustibles and Kamloops has one of the finest head shops around with The Lemonade Stand at 259 Tranquille Road. Originally a unique gift apparel store on the North Shore, The Lemonade Stand has become a homegrown standard in customer service, constantly updating their inventory to provide you with the latest budding technology and amazing selection. From common equipment and tools, like papers, pipes, hookahs, bongs and smoking goods to funky clothing, THC and hemp goods, they weed out the competitors by providing knowledgeable advice and a great collection of

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Always known for their hemp ware and uniquely artisan glass collection, The Lemonade Stand is also the one to call or visit for all your smoking accessories including E-juices and E-cigarettes. products to choose from. Check out the new Cheech and Chong line, on shelves today! They are now also the leading distributor of Cuban cigars in BC

Funding for local priorities

Communities in the riding of Kamloops-North Thompson have received $1,560,221 as part of almost $75.2 million being invested into communities across BC to meet local needs including more policing, new equipment, increased community safety initiatives, infrastructure and service delivery priorities. Kamloops has received $746,514 in traffic fine revenue and the Regional District of Thompson-Nicola has received a Regional District grant of $95,707. “This funding is a significant boost for local governments to invest in programs and services that improve safety and quality of life,” Kamloops-North Thompson MLA Terry Lake said. “The grants allow important local priorities to go ahead without burdening local taxpayers.” This is the second of two annual payments. A payment of $40 million was made in March 2015.

Since 2009, the Small Community, Regional District and Traffic Fine Revenue Sharing Grants have provided more than $792 million

as well as all related products to enhance your cigar experience, such as dugouts, cutters and of course, humidors. Always known for their hemp ware and uniquely artisan glass collection, they are also the one to call or visit for all your smoking accessories including E-juices and E-cigarettes. Call the team at The Lemonade Stand to find out more at 250-554-1501 and check out their online selection at www.lemonadestand420. com. Stop in during Overlander’s Day on Saturday, August 15 for smoking sales you won’t want to miss! Trina Budai

in funding to support BC communities enabling them to invest money in projects that are identified as priorities at the local level.

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BC Living Arts event volunteers needed for July 10 and 11, as they are hijacking Music in the Park for a music and arts festival at Riverside Park. Positions available are backstage artist hosts, gestural loop assistant, art installation hosts, promotion hosts, refreshment garden hosts, fundraising hosts, photography assistants, and the tidy team. Must be16 or older to volunteer and family volunteering friendly. Call 250-682-2936. Kamloops Dragon Boat Club needs Dragon Boat Festival volunteers to help out with this year’s festival on Saturday, August 8. Positions include boat

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June volunteer of the month

For over 25 years the North Shore Business Improvement Association (NSBIA) has been a positive leader and voice of business in Kamloops.

Meet “dream volunteer” Lynne Mugford.

Volunteer Kamloops is pleased to announce that Lynne Mugford has received the Volunteer Recognition Award recipient for the month of June for her contributions to the many great events run by the Kamloops Arts Council. These 12 awards were created to celebrate Volunteer Kamloops’ 30th Anniversary throughout 2015 by recognizing the individuals in our community who have embodied the true spirit of volunteerism. Lynne is described as a “dream volunteer” due to her “How can I help?” attitude and willingness to take on any and all tasks required behind the scenes to ensure a successful event. If you want to learn more about how you can share your can-do attitude and get involved with something that makes you feel great about yourself too, all you need to do is visit Volunteer Kamloops at volunteerkamloops.org or visit their office at 705 Seymour Street (open Tuesday to Friday from 9:00 am to 4:00 pm) and meet with a program coordinator for a personalized assessment to identify volunteer opportunities tailored to your interests.

Welcome Wolverhampton! The Kamloops Youth Soccer Association (KYSA) is in the final stages of preparations to host the Moreton School Football Academy from Wolverhampton in England. Moreton are on a tour of British Columbia that started on June 19 and ends on July 2. They played a Blaisé Soccer Academy team in Vancouver on June 21, winning 4 to 1. The City of Kamloops Parks Department closed the playing field June 16 so they could spend some time getting the pitch in the best shape possible. “Right now the field looks pretty darn good. By Friday I’m sure it will be immaculate,” says KYSA executive director, Keith Liddiard. “It’ll

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be in as good a condition as it was when we hosted Edmonton FC of the NASL last year. The field was like a bowling green. “As one of my old coaches used to say, “If you can’t play soccer on a field like that, you can’t play! The city does a fantastic job preparing our fields for big games. They really live up to the ‘Tournament Capital’ motto!” Kamloops Deputy Mayor Arjun Singh will represent the city and will conduct a ceremonial kick-off just prior to the match. There is no admission charge to watch the game. From Kamloops, the team travels to participate in the Canada Day Soccer Tournament in Kelowna.

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Former Kamloops Chamber of Commerce president Brant Hasanen has been elected as chair of the Board of Directors for the BC Chamber of Commerce. “We are proud to have Kamloops represented at such a high level at the BC Chamber of Commerce,” states Steve Earl, current Kamloops Chamber of Commerce Board president. “Brant has served our board in Kamloops since 2003 and continues to support the chamber movement both locally, provincially and nationally with his insight, experience and passion for policy development and government relations.”


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A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, the wife didn’t have a good time at the party, so she came home early. She walked into the house and eyed Throckmorton sitting alone in the dining room. She called for him to follow her. She led him to the master bedroom.

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Enjoy some great music on the North Shore ■■ Chances entertainment July 3 Jana Seale, July 4 James Wolf. Shows from 7 to 10pm. No cover. 1250 Halston Ave. ■■ Big Little Science Centre July 2 to 4 Construction Days: LEGO! Megablox, MagNext and more! All day long. Building materials will be out for creative constructions. Included with standard entry fee. The super Exploration Room is open 10am to 4pm with over 140 different exhibits to enjoy. 655 Holt Street. FMI visit blscs.org. ■■ Music in the Park at McDonald Park. July 3 - Doc and The Disorderlies, Roots; July 10 - July 10- LAWT44, Classic Rock; July 17 - Nicole and Gerry, Original Dup; July 24 - Dodie Goldney’s Instamatics, Classic Rock; July 31 - Anita Eccleston, Girl with a Horn. Listings subject to change. ■■ Mother Goose Special Summertime Session at North Kamloops Library, 693 Tranquille Rd on Wednesdays from 10:30 to 11:30am July 8 to Aug 12. Rhymes, songs and stories with your babies. Free event, includes snack. Register in person or by calling 250-554-1124. ■■ Outback Jack’s Horse Rescue Annual Year End Market on July 18 and 19 from 9am to 5pm at Faulkland Rodeo Grounds. Vendors, musicians and volunteers welcome! FMI call 250-379-2400. ■■ Pancake Breakfast and Garage Sale on July 18 from 8am to 12pm at Excelsior Rebekah Lodge, 423 Tranquille Rd. ■■ The Wildlife Express Volunteer Society is looking for new members to help operate the

“Wildlife Express” train at the BC Wildlife Park. People needed for helping to run or maintain the train, perform cashier duties or assist with track maintenance. FMI call 250-579-8938 or email emrobinson@telus.net. ■ Pyrohu Suppers on the last Fri. of each month from 5 to 7pm at the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, 1044 8th St. Tickets at the door. FMI call 250-5788266 or 250-376-1978.

■■ Acoustic Jam Nights at The Alano Club, 171 Leigh Rd from 7 to 10pm on the 1st and 3rd Mon. of each month. Hosted by Perry Tucker and the Good Gravy Band. Great atmosphere, have a burger and try the hand cut fries. ■■ Meet An Elder on Wednesdays from 9am to 4:30pm at Lii Michif Otipemisiwak Family and Community Services, 707

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echo stargazer Dear Cancer: (June 22 - July 22) It’s been an up and down year in the career with surprise advancements and confusing setbacks. This week opportunity strikes again but now it’s carrying a financial incentive. This is an opportunity you’ll want to explore further. Dear Leo: (July 23 - Aug 22) You’re shining so brightly that everywhere you travel the world is cheering you on. The only drawback is a behind the scenes battle you just can’t get away from. Find a way to make peace. It’s dragging everyone down around you. Dear Virgo: (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23) You’re still fighting with your friends and problems continue to pop up on the social front. If you’re single then keep your eyes open for someone looking at you from across the room. You’re going to have to make the first move. Dear Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23) The rewards keep coming but money is still getting tight. Expenses are at an all time high but lessons from the past will guide you through. Watch your tongue at work and gracefully accept your trophy. Love is waiting at the mall. Dear Scorpio: (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) Circumstances have you felling restricted and controlled. Sure, you could rebel and blow everything up that you’ve worked so hard for. That would be a very Scorpio thing to do but you’ll realize there’s another way. A small vacation will bring a big smile. Dear Sagittarius: (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) Love still has you exploring distance realms or least attending a class to expand your mind. This lines up nicely with your natural optimism and expressive views. If you take a chance, love will favor you sooner than you thought. Dear Capricorn: (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) The personal changes that you’ve been going through for the last year suddenly meet up with your closest relationships. Whatever it is, a compromise seems imminent. Love encourages you to ask penetrating questions. Dear Aquarius: (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19) It might feel as if you’re working twice as hard for a smaller result. It’s really just an overload of daily chores. Love begun now is strong and lasting but it won’t grow from that spark if you don’t help it along. Dear Pisces: (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20) This week begins a cycle where creativity and children play a bigger role. Unfortunately, the kids will be grouchy and expressions will be aggressive. You don’t have to bite your tongue but you bring the pieces to a more harmonious volume. Dear Aries: (Mar. 21 - April 20) Big changes continue at work but it’s your home and family life that now takes centre stage. Yes, you’ll have to find a better balance but the problem isn’t the amount of time you’re putting into each activity, it’s the quality. Dear Taurus: (Apr. 21 - May 21) Prepare for the best. Sudden and unexpected fortune continues to bless the home but this week it arrives from the past. Someone you used to know has been keeping a distant but loving eye on you and they’d like to help with your current restructuring project. Dear Gemini: (May 22 - June 21) It’s been an interesting year in the social spotlight. This week prepare for more surprises as fortune graces you with an encounter that will send you for a loop. Watch your heart as excitement outpaces reality. Astro-week Sonnyscopes courtesy of Collin Sonny Rosati, Vancouver Astrologer, Hypnotist. For personal readings visit thesunnyside.net.

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