North Shore Echo, October 7, 2015

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Fresh and exciting activities are Sahali Centre Mall when you Show that explores those little Get ready for a messy happening all month long at 655 attend Family Literacy Night on sparks in your life. BCLC Halloween science spectacular Holt Street with science fun for Friday, October 16. invites you to take charge with a on Saturday, October 31 as the the whole family, open from Saturdays in October were shocking show of static electric- BLSC presents Gross Science 10:00 am to 4:00 pm Tuesday to made for science and each week- ity sure to generate conversation for Halloween from 10:00 am Saturday. The Centre is open all end BLSC puts together a new conduct science fun! to 4:00 pm. Dress up in your year round and with over 140 dif- theme for participants to enjoy.

The beautiful and enlightening Halloween finest and make fake ferent interactive science exhibits On Saturday, October 10, BLSC Light and Colour Show will be blood, a scary scab, orange gloop in the Exploration Room, where is all about attraction with an featured on Saturday, October to go and try out some frightenvisitors can expect something new amazing Magnetic Show to pull 24 to help you find the rainbows ing sensory touch boxes that will to learn about every time they visit. you in. Learn about the power of in your life. Participants will be leave you wondering if those With items and displays to magnets in an interactive, fun illuminated as they learn how are brains and eyeballs you are engage minds from ages two and show that explores magnetism to split light and put it back holding. There are many spooky - continued on page 2 up and activities on the district and gives you some magnetic together again. Discover differ-

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12th Street Reconstruction from Tranquille Road to Lethbridge Avenue has started paving.

Residents can expect full closures during paving. Detours will be in effect. Crews will start driveway and boulevard restoration work once paving is complete. Residents are reminded to slow down in the construction zone and to obey all traffic control signs and personnel.

Burning permits

Cains Independent Grocer generously presented a free drive-in movie featuring “Inside Out” at the Northills Mall parking lot on Tuesday, September 29. Pass holders also received popcorn and pop!

Until November 1, open burning of yard and garden waste on properties of one acre or greater within the City of Kamloops and Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc is allowed upon obtaining a permit.

Failure to comply with permit conditions or obtain the necessary permit may result in a $500 fine.

Permits for burning within the city must be purchased at Fire Station 1 at 1205 Summit Drive on weekdays from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. For more information, call 250-372-5131. Permits for burning within the Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc must be picked up at 220-330 Chief Alex Thomas Way. For more information, call 250-314-1570.

A scientific steak dinner to support programming at BLSC – continued from page 1 science surprises planned for a ghoulishly good time.

On Sunday, October 18, BLSC is hosting a fundraising dinner at Duffy’s Pub located at 1797 Pacific Way, with two starting times of 5:00 pm and 7:00 pm. Enjoy a delicious steak or chicken dinner, complete with

salad and a choice of potato or ing. Everyone is invited to join fries, or pasta dinner with the them for this short, important friendly staff at Duffy’s Pub and meeting. Only members may enter for a chance to win great vote and entry is free for those prizes and a 50/ 50 draw. Come not wishing to eat. out and show your support for If you are heading to the coast the awesome science program- and wish to visit Science World, ming at BLSC, they really do consider a membership to the make science fun! During the Big Little Science Centre here fundraiser dinner, the BLSC will in Kamloops. Your memberhold their annual general meet- ship gets you in free of charge

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Harmonie Auction and Antique Collectables has expanded to include a second location at 232 Briar Avenue. This location houses all the treasures that could not fit at the 12th Street store. The new Harmonie location is full of antiques and collectables filling two floors!

Bobby Haukeness (inset) is there to happily help you find your next great piece or project.

Get out and vote!

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The Kamloops Chamber of Commerce interviewed “If you don’t vote, you of Commerce has unveiled each of the federal candi- miss out on one of your their “Get Out and Vote” dates and video recorded fundamental rights as a campaign to the public. their responses to six key Canadian citizen. Take The chamber will be questions. time to watch the chamber’s encouraging all eligible The public is encouraged video interviews with each voters to exercise their to visit www.kamloop- of the federal candidates on right to vote for the federal schamber.ca and watch issues that are important to candidate of their choice. the video interviews to our community. Then plan This will be accomplished help them determine with to vote on October 19,” said through radio, print, web which candidate or party Steve Earl, president of the and social media channels. they align. board of directors.

The ads direct everyone to view video interviews with each of the federal There are four advance card tells you the address of candidates that will hope- voting days. Polls are open your advance polling place. fully assist voters in mak- from noon to 8:00 pm on You can also find it at ing their choices.

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The Pine Grove staff, Marcel Bourassa and Bert Malfair wish to thank Lawrence Shhrader, Kim Nobert, Drake Smith and Shawn Molner who helped support their local business and charities. Front: Wendy Marlow (Kamloops Hospice Association) Back row from left: Jayson Gordon, Rick McArthur, Bert Malfair, Kim Nobert and Lawrence Schrader.

October is Community Living Month Dear Readers, October is a time for us to pause and enjoy the fact that we are part of a movement within the Community Living field. Only a short while ago, during the 1990’s, we were closing the doors on large institutions for people with disabilities like the Glendale institution in Victoria, Woodlands in New Westminster and Tranquille in Kamloops. We still have a long way to go in order to see full inclusion for people of diverse abilities, but we certainly do have a lot of things to celebrate!

We think that a great way to be included in the community is through paid employment. There are lots of examples in our commu-

nity of individuals who are working and employers who really value the work that they do. Paid employment means that a person builds natural connections in the community that are not tied to paid supports.

Even though they might have some help at first, the goal is that they will even-

tually not need help with their job at all. Employment is not the only way that an individual can feel included in the community.

Lots of people with diverse abilities volunteer at different places or just enjoy spending time with friends doing things that everyone likes to do.

Community Living Month is about having people of all abilities come together and celebrate unity (how we are the same), differences and abilities. For more information contact us at 250-819-7508. We hope to see you all there!

From the Community Living BC staff

Grant applications deadline The BC Interior Community health/welfare, seniors/heritage, youth/ Foundation (BCICF), formerly the education, children and families and the Kamloops Foundation, is currently environment/recreation. accepting applications for its fall grantGrant applications can be completed ing process. The Foundation provides online and the deadline to apply is grants to non-profit organizations, October 15. which have charitable status and serve You can also support the BCICF grantthe residents of the Thompson, Nicola ing program by donating to the Smart and South Cariboo regions. The foun- and Caring Community fundraising inidation supports community-based tiative. Visit bcicf.ca or call 250-434programs in the areas of arts/culture, 6995 to find out more.

Post-secondary information night returns Fourteen BC universities and colleges will be in attendance at a free public Post-Secondary Information Night event on Thursday, October 8 starting at 7:00 pm in the TRU House of Learning Barber Centre.

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that PSI-BC will host an gram their sons and daugh- participate in the conevening to help parents of ters might attend. versation. The evening secondary school students While post-secondary includes a presentation better understand the BC reps have visited high focused on the many post-secondary system schools in Kamloops post-secondary options and access information and around the prov- and paths for students in directly from institutions ince for many years, the BC, followed by a fair as they look ahead to mak- school-hour schedule for attendees to interact ing decisions on which has traditionally made directly with reps from college or university pro- it difficult for parents to all 14 institutions.

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Apples to apples take seed Community Futures Thompson Country has been recognized provincially for best practices for their innovative take on their new marketing campaign.

The provincial Best Practices Award is given annually to celebrate and highlight the efforts of a Community Futures office’s dedication to their core values and quality standards.

The Community Futures selected for this award had to be able to demonstrate the success of the program, show measurable results, as well as possess the ability and expertise to share, inspire and extend the best practices for improving the network as a whole within the province and nationally.

“In 2015 we launched a progressive and identifiable marketing campaign that was designed to promote a fresh new look to the organizations image. The purpose of this new branding exercise was to address the lack of recognition we had in the community, despite a long successful track record of positive results and real commitment to the region and its people.” said David Arsenault, General Manager.

Community Futures focused on the simple fact that every business

is unique and subsequently faces their own unique challenges and successes. Therefore, each busi-

ness and individual needs to be treated in a unique matter, hence it is not always apples to apples.

Two awards won by Community Futures Congratuladevelopment of tions are in order community initiafor Neil Howatt tives that promote and Shirley Culeconomic diverver. Two awards sification in the were won by Kamloops region.

Community Shirley Culver Futures Thompstarted her career son Country at L-R: Neil Howatt, Shirley Culver. w i t h CFDC its annual provinThompson Councial convention in Kimberley on try in March of 1989 and has September 25. been a passionate contributor to Neil Howatt has been recog- the organization and community nized as the Volunteer of the ever since. She leads by example Year for his work as a board and always thinks about how we member with Community can be a better community. Her Futures Thompson Country. tireless efforts and personal sacNeil has been on the board since rifices from devoting her free 2006 and is currently the chair of time and personal money to their self-employment committee. assist the individuals that make “Neil is an excellent ambassador up our community over the years for the organization as he leads by has not gone unnoticed; she is a example, provides us with fresh true community advocate. new ideas and his positive can do “Shirley is the epitome of the attitude and enthusiasm make us Community Futures organization a better organization,” said David as she embodies the philosophy Arsenault, general manager. day-in and day-out with relentless Shirley Culver has been rec- dedication and loyalty. This award ognized provincially for her is the most prestigious award of outstanding contribution to the the conference,” said David.

Sexqeltkemc Cloud Services joins Kamloops Community Fibre Network The City of Kamloops has announced that the Sexqeltkemc Cloud Services (SX Cloud) has joined the Kamloops Community Fibre Network (KCN) as a customer.

In order to service a meet me location in South Kamloops, SX Cloud has agreed to fund an upgrade to the KCN fibre count near Kamloops Center for Water Quality. SX Cloud will then lease fibre from this location to the KCN Transit exchange at City Hall. The initial agreement is for three years with the possibility of additional locations being added over time.

Sexqeltkemc Cloud Services was created to provide

Shuswap First Nation communities with opportunities to harness the power of cloud computing and enable access to innovative technology and training. SX Cloud Services is currently developing solutions for a number of independent software vendors (ISV’s) in British Columbia.

SX Cloud is a 100 per cent First Nation’s owned business incorporating the three Shuswap Nations of Adams Lake, Neskonlith, and Splatsin. The SX Cloud Data Center is located within the All Nations Trust Facility on the Tk’emlups First Nation Reserve and is hosting an open house on Friday, October 23.

Thompson Rivers University open house Find out all that student life has to as well as money matters workshops offer at Thompson Rivers University you can get tips from on career plan(TRU) on Saturday, October 17 ning and student finance. Connect at their fall open house. Whether one-on-one with friendly professors you’ve already found your dream and staff and find out about co-op, program, or are just starting to study abroad, leadership in sustainresearch your university options, you ability and other great opportunities can explore all your paths to learning. beyond the classroom.

There are 140 programs to choose Ask current students about life from and with so many selections at TRU and get the inside story on you can learn more with information clubs, events and WolfPack athletsessions and mock lectures to attend. ics, or where to get help, grab a If you are considering living on cam- bite, study or socialize. pus, tours of residence options will Find a full schedule online at be available and career counseling, www.tru.ca/openhouse.

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For over 25 years the North Shore Business Improvement Association (NSBIA) has been a positive leader and voice of business in Kamloops.

Daryle Arden (right), on behalf of the Fraternal Order of Eagles, recently donated $1000 to Wendy Hyde in support of her son, Jesse. Jesse has Cystic Fibrosis and has had a lung transplant recently. This cheque will help with medical and living expenses, which has been a burden for the Hyde family.

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Above: Dr. Cindy Nagel and business manager Angus Glasglow.

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On Monday, October 26 more than 45 of Kamloops’ largest employers will participate in a local hiring fair organized by Open Door Group and WorkBC who operate the Employment Service Centres in the area.

Located at the Coast Hotel and Conference Centre, the event will run from 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm and is free to attend.

Open Door Group’s Mallory Bilodeau explains, “The Kamloops Hiring Fall Fair is the largest local hiring event of its kind in the region. We are pleased to create an opportunity for employers to promote their businesses and give job seekers a chance to learn about fantastic career opportunities in the BC Interior.”

The purpose of the Kamloops Hiring Fall Fair is to give job seekers the opportunity to meet face-to-face with a variety of potential employers, develop a network of local professional contacts and help both sides to ask and answer questions.

While the list of employers and

organizations continues to grow, we are proud to welcome some of Kamloops’ largest employers including; Walmart, Safeway, Investors Group, Mike Wiegle Helicopter Skiing, Tim Hortons, Tolko, Chances Casino, Moxies, Peavy Mart, the Trans Mountain Expansion Project and many more.

You don’t need to register and the event is open to the public.

However, job seekers should show up to the event prepared.

Research the companies you would like to apply to, dress appropriately, bring several copies of your resume and be prepared to talk about your abilities and skills. You should practice a quick summary of your talents and why you would be a good addition to their team.

For a full list of employers, updates, and to share with friends check out their Facebook page and for more information on the hiring fair, please contact Mallory Bilodeau at 250-434-9441 or email at mallory.bilodeau@opendoorgroup.org

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WARNING! This publication is not suitable, and not intended, for children and those with a weak sense of humour. If you meet these requirements, stop reading immediately and secure your parents permission. In fact stop and call your parents anyway. Thank them for bringing you into the world. Thank them for raising you. How long has it been since you told Mom you loved her? Too long, I bet. Go ahead, call her now.

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Playing hockey At one point during a game, the called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, coach called one of his seven-year- Iattack ownthe a referee, or call him names. old hockey players aside and asked, Do you understand all that?” busyAgain tire shop “Do you understand what cooperathe little boy nodded. and thecontinued, last tion is? What a team is?”

He “And when I call The little boy nodded in the affir-thing you on off my the ice so that another boy mind mative. getsisaoffice chance to play, it’s not good “Do you understand that what mat- supplies. sportsmanship to call your coach ‘a ters is not whether we win or lose,Alandumb Hay, Bigjerk’, O Tiresis it?” but how we play together as a team?”

Again the little boy nodded.

The little boy nodded yes.

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go “So,” the coach continued, “I’m over there and explain all that to sure you know, when a penalty is your mother.”

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What happened when the turkey got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Turkeys can contain gold nuggets Science World British Columbia explains: Turkeys sometimes swallow gold nuggets. Birds swallow rocks and small objects to help with digestion, and birds are usually attracted to shiny objects. We know a lot about what turkeys swallow because we eat turkeys! There are many stories about gold nuggets being found in turkey gizzards.

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He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

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Harvard grad

THERE’S A MARKET FOR EVERYTING

A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future.

He gets into a taxi and the driver says, “How are you on this lovely day?”

“I’m the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can’t wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me.”

The driver looks back to shake the young man’s hand and says, “Congratulations, I’m Mitch.

Harvard Class of 1969.”

Out of the mouths

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the blackboard duster at the teacher?

A jazz chord

I was playing in a nightclub, getting few requests and small tips.

Towards the end of the night, a man walked up with a wad of bills in his hand and asked me to play a jazz chord. I played an Amaj7.

He said, “No, no. A jazz chord.”

I did a little improvisational thing, but he didn’t like that either.

“No, no, no! A jazz chord. You know, ‘A jazz chord, to say, ah love you.’”

Noisy neighbours Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him.

“And how do you find the English students, Donald?” she asked.

“Mother,” he replied, “they’re such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won’t stop.

The one on the other side screams and screams all night.”

“Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy neighbors?”

“Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes.”

How rubber gloves are made Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you’re going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a sassy, lively, little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t,” she replied. “ We l l , ” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes

walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile.

“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. “ W h a t ’s so funny?” he asked.

“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Notable Quotables “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F .”

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Raise your hand The Kamloops Players are looking BC drivers license, be willing to for general maintenance volunteers go through a comprehensive police to carry out repairs and maintain the security screening and commit to Stage House Theatre. Duties include the unit for a period of one year light carpentry, painting, set build- post training. They are looking for ing and renovations. Retired trades volunteers who are mature, reliable people are especially welcomed. You and flexible, have great interpersonal must be 19 or older for this position. and communication skills and have Please call 250-554-2388 or stop by a vested interest in helping victims the Stage House Theatre located at of crime. Must be 19 years of age or 422 Tranquille Road to apply. older to volunteer. Please call 250The Kamloops RCMP Victims 828-3069 or 250-828-3222.

Services Unit is looking for a victim The Oncore Seniors Society is support worker. These volunteers looking for telephone and personal provide front line service to victims shopping volunteers to go grocery of crime. Services may include pro- shopping with a senior or to take vision of emotional support, crisis grocery orders over the telephone intervention, referrals, information and then shop for them at the North regarding the police investigation Kamloops Safeway in the Fortune and court process, court orientation Shopping Centre or at the Sahali and accompaniment and assistance Safeway in the Sahali Centre Mall completing applications for compen- on Thursday mornings. Must be sation, restitution and victim impact 17 or older to volunteer. Please call statements. You must hold a valid 250-828-0600.

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Help the Brock Activity Centre have successfully built a beautiful build a community theatre by stage in the Brock Centre, however voting for them in the Aviva a stage is not a theatre. To complete Community Fund competition. this project we need to attain fundThe Brock Centre started out as ing from Aviva, which will provide a drop in and activity centre which stage lighting, a sound system, has grown to be that and so much control boards, microphones, sets, more. They believe in creating a theatre curtains and all the odd and place for everyone to be themselves, ends that put the heart into theatre. safe from judgment and discriminaThey have proved there is a need tion through education, acceptance for this type of theatre by all the voland promoting inclusiveness. They unteer contributions and community have become a community hub for donations it has taken to get this far those who are looking for a place to in the project. This multi use venue fit in, express themselves, socialize can easily house over 200 people and call their own. Their vision for when set up theatre style and also a performance centre is to nurture provides a social enterprise model the freedom to laugh, learn and be to financially sustain the centre. a part of something amazing.

In partnership with a local nonThere are over 70 volunteers who profit acting group, Class Act educate and provide information to Theatre Society they plan to bring members and the public and con- laughter, light, love and education tribute over 16,000 hours of volun- to the lives of so many who need it. teerism per year. The Brock Centre Please vote for ‘Brock Centre for Inclusive Performance will for Inclusive Performance’ online be a great avenue for educational everyday until October 23 at avivaskits, fun plays, dinner theatres communityfund.org/ideas/acf32263. and celebrating multiculturalism. Every vote counts and the competiWe encourage anyone who wants tion is harder than ever this year. to participate on stage, behind the If you have any questions or conscenes or in the audience to do so. cerns about voting, registering or Through fundraising, donations, the competition, contact Brandi@ and volunteer contributions we csikamloops.ca.

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Lots of live music to choose from ■■Tranquille Tunnel Tours until Nov. 1 at 7, 8:15 or 9:30pm at Tranquille Farm Fresh, 4600 Tranquille Rd. Tickets available at Kamloops Live! Box Office 250-374-5483 or kamloopslive.ca.

FMI contact info@tranquillefarmfresh.ca or call 250-574-7474.

■■ U-Pick Pumpkin Patch until Oct. 31 at Tranquille Agra Farms. Pumpkin patch, hayrides, corn maze and more fall fun!

FMI call 250-376-9426.

■■ Big Little Science Centre Oct. 10: Magnetism Show at 11am and 1:30pm. The amazing Magnetism Show is an interactive, fun show that explores magnetism and gives you some magnetic magic tricks to try out at home! The super Exploration Room is open 10am to 4pm with over 140 different exhibits to enjoy. 655 Holt Street.

FMI visit blscs.org.

■■ Chances entertainment - Oct. 9 Margit Sky Project, Oct. 10 Kelly Spencer. No cover. Jam Night every Wednesday from 7pm to 10pm. 1250 Halston Ave. ■■ Community Dinner on Oct. 11 at 5pm at the North Shore Community Centre, 730 Cottonwood Ave. Turkey dinner catered by Harold’s Restaurant. Entertainment provided by Gordie West. Tickets are available in advance at the centre. FMI call 250-376-4777.

■■ Excelsior Rebekah Lodge events: Oct. 13- regular meetingOct. 19- PNG club meeting- Oct. 27- regular meeting. All meetings at 7:30pm. 423 Tranquille Rd. FMI call Beverlee at 250-374-0949.

■■ TRU Fall Open House on Oct. 17. Over 50 booths, information sessions, tours and more!

FMI visit: www.tru.ca/openhouse ■■ Celebrating Elvis Dinner and Dance on Oct. 17 from 5pm to

The Margit Sky Project will be performing at Chances Barside Lounge on Friday, October 9 from 7:00 to 10:00 pm. As always, the show is free so get there early for good seats, food and drinks!

12am at the Anavets Hall, 9-177 Tranquille Rd. on Oct. 17 starting at 5pm. Dinner at 6pm. Silent auction featuring Elvis memorabilia and collectables in original packages. Vegas style Elvis show performed by Cliff Moody.

Proceeds to support People in Motion. Tickets available at Ruben’s Diner and People in Motion, 182B Tranquille Rd. or call 250-376-7878 ■■ Live Metal Show with Shredded and Conniver on Oct. 17 at 9pm at the Duchess, 377 Tranquille Rd. Tickets available at www.thedutchessclub.ca.

■■ Parent-Child Mother Goose Groups school programs:

Timeless Touch Keep the memories of your loved one close at heart with an everlasting impression. We will take a fingerprint from your loved one, you select the jewelry or picture frame and we will provide you with a keepsake that you will cherish. Call or come in and see us for a look at our jewelry samples.

Wednesdays from Oct. 14 to Dec. 9 from 9 to 10am at Arthur Hatton Elementary, 315 Chestnut Ave. Register at www.eventbrite.ca.

■■ Can-Ital Ladies Fall Dinner and Fashion Show on Oct. 28 at 7pm at the Colombo Lodge, 184 Lorne St. Fashions by 406 Sportswear, Look Boutique, Viva Bridal, Jardine’s Domaine and Genesis.

Tickets available by calling Tina at 250-372-7655 or 250-372-2933.

■■ Halloween Dance with Aaron Halliday (Almost Alan Jackson) on Oct. 31 at 7pm at the Fraternal Order of Eagles, 755 Tranquille Rd. Snacks provided, best costume prizes. Limited seating. Tickets available at the Eagles. FMI

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■■ Adult Drop-In Badminton at OLPH Gym, 635 Tranquille Rd. at 7pm every Tues. night with a small drop-in fee. Birds provided with a wide range of recreational players.

FMI call Robert at 250-579-0193.

■■ Side of Beef Raffle with draw date Dec. 12 at Fraternal Order of Eagles, 755 Tranquille Rd. Proceeds going to Kamloops Hospice House.

Tickets available at the Eagles club.

■■ Variety and Line Dancing on Tuesdays from 3 to 4pm at the North Shore Community Centre, 730 Cottonwood Ave. Drop in fee required. FMI call 250-376-4777.

■■ Sushi and Udon Lunch on fourth Friday each month (except July and August) at the Japanese Cultural Centre, 160 Vernon Ave. Call to book your lunch at 250-376-9629.

■■ Society for Creative Anachronism - Shire of Ramsgaard weekly practice/gathering on Mondays at 7pm at Stage House Theatre, 422 Tranquille Rd. FMI call Raynagh at 250-376-6676.

■■ Acoustic Jam Nights at The Alano Club, 171 Leigh Rd from 7 to 10pm on the 1st and 3rd Mon. of each month. Hosted by Perry Tucker and the Good Gravy Band.

Great atmosphere, have a burger and try the hand cut fries.

■ Pyrohu Suppers on the last Fri. of each month from 5 to 7pm at the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, 1044 8th St. Tickets at the door. FMI call 250-578-8266 or 250-376-1978.

■■CSI Activity Center events: Mondays- Euchre at 1:30pm; Tuesdays- Wood carving at 10am, Whist at 1pm, Bingo at 6pm; Wednesdays- Cribbage at 1pm; Thursdays- Stichers Club at 10am, Bridge at 1:15pm, Whist at 1pm; Fridays- Canasta at 1pm.

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DEAR LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23) The crowd might be calling for a second and even third encore but your heart needs a break. Yes, you’re the darling of the ball but recent dramas hurt more than you’re letting on and in the name of keeping the peace, you hid your rapidly draining emotions. Go for a long jog then hit the sauna. Some mind and body healing will help you refocus your goals and calm your soul.

DEAR SCORPIO: (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) Although you’re generally set in your ways when it comes to your habits, forms of communication and points of view, you do favour change when it leads to a better way.

As the energy of this week progresses you’ll find yourself taking a new course of action to reach your goals. You’re growing up and how you communicate is about to change. Watch for accidents while driving.

DEAR SAGITTARIUS: (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) Although you’re super lucky both publicly and at work this astro-cycle, trouble is still brewing at the office. As much as you’d like to keep low and just do your job it appears that the fight is coming to your door. Stay focused and avoid unnecessary drama. Next week a friend or new job opportunity will come to the rescue.

DEAR CAPRICORN: (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) Change is in the air for many signs but normally reserved Capricorn is feeling it the most. Your personal transformation is affecting your moods and in turn your outward appearance. For some, the change will be so dramatic that those closest won’t recognize you when you’re done. Your mind comes alive with new ideas as chance favours foreign encounters.

DEAR AQUARIUS: (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19) There’s no need to fight the tide or swim against the obvious. Luck is arriving through your partner and regardless of personal protests; it’s a journey you’d like to take. Travel calls as distant shores reach out for an encounter. Indulge but remember that your actions affect others.

DEAR PISCES: (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20) Your psychic intuition hits the mark in a joint financial project and lights abilities your partners didn’t know you had. A natural ability to avoid conflict and navigate through rough waters will lead you to a romantic windfall. Playing detective continues to unveil surprise rewards in both love and money.

DEAR ARIES: (Mar. 21 - April 20) Your public image is transforming and as hard as you might try to hold on to the past, recent energies are pushing you forward. Practical efforts and a dedicated approach to details lead to big changes at work this week. A creative effort is blessed but stay within reach of your daily plan.

DEAR TAURUS: (Apr. 21 - May 21) Fortune favours a creative and childlike effort but stay focused when called upon for action. Energies at a distance are undergoing big changes, which could sweep you up in their storm. Be patient and hold your ground but double check what you’d really like moving forward. Success follows honest communication.

DEAR GEMINI: (May 22 - June 21) A fight seems to be brewing at home which will affect both your family and shared resources. A business partnership isn’t working out and it’s time for a change. Be brave.

Your words will save the day. Love is waiting somewhere familiar.

DEAR CANCER: (June 22 - July 22) Love has a special plan for you this week. It might begin with a traffic jam or messages being delayed but the wait will place you right into the path of a destiny you’ve been waiting for. Watch your words and don’t push. Love is waiting for you to arrive a little late.

DEAR LEO: (July 23 - Aug 22) A recent financial blessing is changing your days. Not because it’s a life changing lump sum but because these rewards are accompanied by added responsibilities which demand attention and constant nurturing. A new life is given to an old dream.

DEAR VIRGO: (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23) Restless energy fills your mood with a fighting spirit but unless you’re actively seeking trouble, there’s really no need to rock the boat. Fortune continues to bless behind the scenes and you’re luckier in more ways than you recognize. Take some “me” time to recharge your emotional stores and to reassess your values as you prepare to move forward.

Astro-week Sonnyscopes courtesy of Collin Sonny Rosati, Vancouver Astrologer, Hypnotist. For personal readings visit thesunnyside.net.

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