It's August, and we are mad. Why?! Let me tell you, why. For one, we don't want to pay tuition. Not because it's too expensive, we just can't figure out how to add McGill as a payee on our online bank account. For two, we don't want to work, especially with the voices haunting the Arts building telling us to invest in Apple stock. For three, we can't come up with a fourth reason to be mad. And finally, for reasons five and six, the number seven has devoured the number nine and is now leading an uprising on the entire decimal system! At least we still remember how to make grade-A jokes, am I right?