Swift Creek Mill Theatre 2016-2017 Anniversary Season Group Packages
Contact Group Sales At 804-748-5203 or groupsales@swiftcreekmill.com
September 15 - October 22, 2016
November 10, 2016 – January 7, 2017
January 19 – February 25, 2017
LOVE [ALMOST] ACTUALLY?
“TUNA” IN FOR NONSTOP HILARITY!
DO THE WRITE THING
On a cold, clear, moonless night in the middle of winter, all is not quite what it seems in the remote mythical town of Almost, Maine. As the northern lights hover in the star-filled sky above, Almost’s residents find themselves falling in and out of love in unexpected and often comical ways. Knees are bruised. Hearts are broken. But the bruises heal and the hearts mend – almost – in this midwinter night’s dream.
In this hilarious sequel to Greater Tuna, it’s Christmas in the third smallest town in Texas, and the colorful denizens of Tuna are preparing for the holidays. This isn’t your typical warm and fuzzy Christmas special – it’s even a bit racy at times – but these 22 characters from teeny, tiny Tuna will bring glad tidings and great joy to your holiday season.
Sidney Bruhl, a successful writer of Broadway thrillers, has hit a dry spell. A possible break in his fortunes occurs when he receives a script from a student – a thriller which Sidney recognizes as a potential Broadway hit. He makes a devilish plan that takes us on a roller-coaster ride full of twists and turns, thrills and laughter, and leaves us guessing until the final moments of the play. Deathtrap is a classic of the genre!
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Sep. 25 (Sun.); Oct. 1 (Sat.), 5 (Wed.), 12 (Wed.), 16 (Sun.), 22 (Sat.)
Sep. 15-17, 22-24, 2930; Oct. 1, 6-8, 13-15, 20-22
Nov. 12 (Sat.), 16 (Wed.), 19 (Sat.); Dec. 4 (Sun.), 18 (Sun.), 28 Wed.); Jan. 7 (Sat.)
Nov. 10-12, 17-19, 25-26; Dec. 1-3, 8-10, 15-17, 22-23, 29-31; Jan. 5-7
Jan. 25 (Wed.); Feb. 4 (Sat.), 8 (Wed.), 12 (Sun.), 19 (Sun.), 25 (Sat.)
Jan. 19-21, 26-28; Feb. 2-4, 9-11, 16-18, 23-25
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March 9 – May 6, 2017
May 18 – June 24, 2017
A REFRESHING MUSICAL WHODUNIT
THE FARCE AWAKENS...
Ten people are stranded in an isolated English country house during a raging thunderstorm -- the perfect scenario for an Agatha Christie whodunit, right? But in this musical spoof of the genre, the characters are disposed of one by one in fiendishly clever and comic ways: poison darts, man-eating flower pots, and exploding staircases to name just a few! How will it end? Come and see for yourself!
A con artist has duped the British welfare authorities for years by claiming a houseful of dependents who don’t exist. He’s sent scrambling when investigators show up and force him to prove that all of his boarders are, in fact, real. A side-splitting comedy full of mistaken identities, slamming doors, and a con game that spirals out of control!
Guess what? It’s a musical about musicals! In this clever and funny satire of musical theatre, one classic story about a beautiful ingénue who can’t pay the rent that her dastardly landlord demands becomes five delightful musicals, each written in the distinctive style of a different master of the form – from Rodgers & Hammerstein to Stephen Sondheim. This comic valentine to the musical will delight you with its cleverness and wit from start to finish. …..and did we mention that it’s a musical?!
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Mar. 19 (Sun.), 25 (Sat.), 29 (Wed.); Apr. 9 (Sun.), 12 (Wed.), 23 (Sun.), 29 (Sat.); May 6 (Sat.)
Mar. 9-11, 17-18, 2425, 30-31; Apr. 1, 6-8, 13-15, 20-22, 27-29; May 4-6
May 21 (Sun.), 31 (Wed.); Jun 4 (Sun.), 10 (Sat.), 14 (Wed.), 24 (Sat.)
May 18-20, 25-27; Jun. 1-3, 8-10, 15-17, 22-24
Jul 22 (Sat.), 30 Jul. 15-17, 20-22, 27(Sun.); Aug. 2 (Wed.), 29; Aug. 3-5, 10, 17-19 9 (Wed.), 13 (Sun.), 19 (Sat.)
JULY 13 – AUGUST 19
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2017
Evening Performances Curtain 8:00 p.m. Matinee Performances Curtain 2:30 p.m. (Doors for Dinner/Lunch Open 2 Hours Prior to Curtain) 17401 Jefferson Davis Hwy. S Chesterfield, VA 23834 (804) 748-5203 www.swiftcreekmill.com
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Group Package – 15+ People Virginia-Style Buffet (Dinner/Lunch) & Theatre - $55.50 Includes Tax, Gratuity And Service Charge 25% Deposit Due With Signed Contract Full Payment Due Two Weeks Prior To Date Of Show Reservations Are Required For Group Packages Due to the nature of theatrical bookings, all shows and dates are subject to change. Price does not include sodas or cocktails. Group tickets are non-refundable, non-transferable to other shows or seasons, and cannot be traded for gift certificates.
Evening Performances Curtain 8:00 p.m. Matinee Performances Curtain 2:30 p.m. (Doors for Dinner/Lunch Open 2 Hours Prior to Curtain
Sample Menu
Appetizer Soup or Salad served with Yeast Dinner Rolls Entrée Beef, Pork, or Chicken Seafood Dish Pasta Dish Vegetables Potato – Mashed or Baked Assorted Veggies Side Items Spoon bread Pickled Watermelon Rind Spiced Apples or Chef’s Choice of the day Dessert Cake, Pie or Sundae Beverage Included - Bottomless Tea, Coffee or Water Available for Purchase – Sodas, Wine and Spirits
Swift Creek, view from Swift Creek Mill