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PUB QUIZ (Page 34)

1. To a “sickening” extent 2. Garibaldi 3. The Duke of Wellington’s 4. Pudding Lane 5. Necker 6. Volcanoes 7. Mount Kilimanjaro 8. Advance Australia Fair 9. Islamabad 10. The Hunter 11. Ettore Bugatti

SUDOKU Easy (Page 24)

Owner & Publisher - Christopher Miller

1. They Have Bowls 2. They Are Filled 3. They Have Picks 4. They Are Bucks 5. They Deliver 6. Plates 7. First Ladies 8. Oils 9. Captains 10. Cheese 11. They Have Bells 12. They Have Bills 13. Baskets 14. Zones 15. Agents

SUDOKU Challenging (Page 24)

COMMONYMS (Page 38)

QUICK CROSSWORD (Page 56)

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

CRYPTIC CROSSWORD (Page 8)

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editorial

hiS Will PoSSiBly be the most rushed editorial i have ever done as i am less than 30 minutes away from the first all new Decades Spectacular...no one ever told me getting up to sing a couple of songs could be quite so stressful! Anyway by the time you read this it will be all over and i’ll be either sleeping with the

Tenerife Weekly - 13th June 2014 - 19th June 2014 fishes or waking up with a huge grin on my face! i’m sure it will be the latter!! Anyway another packed edition of the Tenerife Weekly this friday, we’ve got an exclusive D-day piece with photos from the 70 year anniversary event courtesy of Andrew reddy, you can read all about our new show on page 5 with some amazing news for the show and

venue, all the usual suspects are here, including the one and only mr. John Sharples who is no longer with us in the Decades show but who will continue to contribute to the TW in his Sharples in Session column good luck John, we all love you...anyway they’re playing my song!! see you next week... i hope

Marc Craig

Growing programme of events for starmus Sci-fi thriller ‘51 Degrees’ premiere adds to growing programme of events at Starmus festival 2014 in Tenerife

ot on the heels of the news that British physicist stephen hawking will be a keynote speaker at the starmus Festival from 22nd-27th september in tenerife, the event continues to strengthen its line up with the confirmation that acclaimed film director grigorij Richters will be introducing the first private screening of his latest film, 51 Degrees.

Richters, who has been making films since the age of 7 years old, will join his fellow crew member and keynote speaker, music legend Brian May, who, as well as attaining a PhD in astrophysics from Imperial College in 2007, is responsible for the sound track on the movie. It is no wonder that Tenerife’s Teide National Park – a UNESCO World Heritage Site - which boasts one of the world’s best observatories and was last year awarded “Starlight Tourist Destination” and “Starlight Reserve” certificates by the Starlight Foundation, is helping the festival to gain momentum in its second year. The private screening is just one of the

Sent via facebook from Jason Slater Good morning, Tenerife weekly I send you this message for 2 reasons, one is your newspapers are really good (not all) , but i mainly came here to report something that has been published in your Tenerife Weekly newspaper, in the most recent newspaper, on page 36 at the bottom

highlights of a weeklong festival, which includes conferences and round table discussions with prominent figures such as, Nobel Prize winners Robert W. Wilson and Sir Harold W. Kroto; British ethologist, zoologist and scientist Richard Dawkins; American astronomer Jill Tarter, astrophysicists Robert Williams; three Apollo moonwalkers: Edgar Mitchell, Charlie Duke and Jack Schmitt, and five cosmonauts including Alexei Leonov, who became the first human to make a ‘space walk’ back in 1965. Just confirmed and new to the line up are astrophysicist and presenter of BBC’s The Sky at Night, Chris Lintott, and Professor of Paleanthropology, Kateriana Harvati. Festival goers will also have access to a unique concert with legendary keyboard player Rick Wakeman together with Brian May; and a stargazing “Star Party” at the Teide Observatory. Attendees will have the chance to mingle and share their views on astronomy with the well-known personalities. Ideally suited to the Starmus Festival’s theme of cosmic discovery, the film follows the life of Damon Miller (played by Moritz von Zeddelmann), a young British film maker who becomes involved in the research of asteroids, only to discover that the Earth stands on the brink of extraterrestrial disaster. Knowing the world is coming to an end, Damon finds hope in an offer made by underhand British authorities to allocate him and his loved ones places on a 2,000 capacity space station orbiting Earth. His ticket to survival rests on whether he is willing to film the last days of hysteria on Earth leading up to the asteroids hitting. right we have a post talking about Justin beiber, well it’s Bieber first , just thought i’d point that out incase it was a mistake, the description that you have put for Justin is completely atrocious, i don’t know wether you or someone else did it but seeing that in your newspaper offended me, please tell me why is he a waste of space if he decreased the amount of people commiting suicide under the age of 20 at about 17%, and the fact that he built a school with his crew ( Pencils of Promise) and the fact that he may have done mistakes as we ALL do , some more than others, but you don’t say that he is a useless waste of space after all that he has done for charities and fans, and TMZ are probably the biggest criticisers for Justin, they’re always there to try and bring him down, so many people make montages or photo edits on him and they believe it, why because they hate Justin so much, i’m not trying to be agressive in anyway but for god’s sake if you want to put stuff of Justin

Filming took place between 2011 and 2014 in and around London, initially using a skeleton crew and employing guerilla filming tactics on a major scale; with 2,500 extras used to create scenes of panic in Piccadilly Circus. The Starmus Festival is organised by the Government of the Canary Islands and the Council of Tenerife; managed by Garik Israelian,

an astrophysicist researcher at the Canary Islands Astrophysics Institute (IAC); with the collaboration of The Ritz-Carlton Abama where the majority of conferences will take place. The six-day festival is priced at 300 euros (£243) per delegate and interest in attending can be registered at www.starmus.com.

“1st tenerIFe” cuB pacK and scOuts GrOup

’M sURe that many will be delighted that there is now a cub pack and scouts group in tenerife. the new “1st tenerife” has been certified by alfonso sanchez, District commissioner for the France & Iberia District of British scouting Overseas, belonging to the scouting association Uk, and organizers steve hardy and Leisel thomas are currently looking around for possible venues. there will soon also be a Facebook page for the group for regular updates, information and interaction.

methodology, statutes, policies and rules. Steve and Leisel say that “there is a lot of work to be done as this will be a brand new group for the youths of Tenerife, which will require some generous people to help us get set up”. Good luck to them, I hope it’s a great success for all concerned Steve and Leisel say that they have now had written permission to open the scout group, and have arranged an open evening for all children and parents that are interested on Tuesday 24 June from 5.30 to 7.30pm at Silencio Church Hall, Coral Mar Square. They will be starting pack nights from 1st July.

Steve and Leisel are accredited, CRBed and trained to the UK standards for Scouting Leadership, obtaining the elite Wood Badge Award. The group that is being started in Tenerife is not on its own but has behind it a large organization backed by the BSO which comprises some 2,500 members around the world. The BSO, and so the new Tenerife group, runs on the British Scouting system and its

Tenerife has scouts at last!

try and make it less offensive and stop criticising him so badly , although he doesn’t mind because he’s doesn’t care about people like that, but people are always there to talk about the bad stuff about him and never the good stuff of what he has done for his fans and people. So thank you for your time and understanding.

list goes on and on! However, I must admit that I didn’t realise that he personally has done so much to reduce suicide rates amongst people under 20 (17%!!) I also knew nothing of his “Pencils of Promise” work so of course he should be commended for that! Jason you’re obviously a big fan and I salute you for being passionate about something, no matter what it is, while I will never be convinced that his music is up too much, I guess I can admit that maybe I’ve been a little harsh, so again, I apologize. Before I sign off, I’ve been a HUGE fan of Star Wars since I was younger than you and I probably get laughed at occasionally for still being so obsessed, but that’s fine, I really don’t care - believe (or beliebe) in whatever you want, and don’t let anyone ever tell you you’re wrong! may the force be with you! The Editor.

Dear Jason, Thank you so much for your message, I’m glad you like our newspaper (most of it), it’s nice to hear feedback of all kinds. I’m sorry my comments about Justin Beiber offended you, as you can probably tell, I’m not a big fan! I’m not crazy about his music, but that’s fine, the world would be a pretty boring place if everyone liked the same things, but it seems that most of the media reports about him tend to be about his (allegedly) idiotic behavior...racist remarks, spitting at people, graffiti,drag racing ...the

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m.a.r.e.s. Building a marine micro-reserve management model for sustainability

he caNaRy IsLaND sub-tidal ecosystem is suffering a devastating plague caused by an alien sea urchin (Diadema antillarum). this tropical urchin, who plays a key role in the caribbean coral reef ecosystem conservation, has overgrown in the canary Islands coasts (with the highest densities ranging 10 – 12 individuals per square meter) causing the disappearance of all the benthic macroalgae. as a result, the fish biodiversity declined dramatically, and the ecosystem complexity has been reduced. Nowadays, the majority of the sub-tidal rocky shores in the canary Islands are desert-like areas, characterized by the absence of macroalgae, and with the rocks covered by a whitish calcareous algae layer.

Although it has not been clearly proven, all the studies point to the overfishing as the cause of the disappearance of the predator fishes. This gave the urchin an opportunity to expand its populations, provoking a downshift in the ecosystem structure. It has been observed a relation between the absence of carnivorous fishes and the high densities of Diadema antillarum, and many

NEWS ON THE ROCK El rancho, an extremely popular restaurant in Palm Mar has moved. The original restaurant was a distinctive collection of buildings situated just outside of the archway at Palm Mar, and was very popular not only as a restaurant but also a great place for functions such as weddings, and as a live music venue. Unfortunately and to the disappointment of many, the original restaurant is now abandoned and the doors are taped up. For reasons unknown the restaurant is moving into Palm Mar itself, opposite Flamingo in CC Muelles de Genova. They are continuing the 3.60 meals and will have 25 choices and is supposed to open any day now. It remains unclear what will become of the old location. island residents have been receiving incoming calls with a 0025 code which are coming from Rwanda. The callers often speak in broken english with an african accent and claim to be from Microsoft or Windows XP. These are scam calls and we advise that you don’t share any information with them and hang up. A coach caught fire last weekend on the main road through the forest of La Gomera’s Garajonay national park between 7 and 8 pm Sunday night. The private bus was travelling in the direction of the island’s capital. All passengers could leave the coach unharmed in time before the fire spread and they were taken to their destination by a replacement vehicle. The incident happened in a thickly forested area between La Laguna Grande and Pajaritos. Fire brigades had to concentrate their efforts to prevent the fire from spreading to the dry vegetation on both sides of the road as some of it had caught fire already. The bus burnt out completely and the road was closed for a while with diversions in place. The situation was kept completely under control and that the fire was put out. A unit of the fire brigade remained on the scene of the incident to keep watch. The cause of the fire is not yet known

experiments have proven that the removal of the urchins can retrieve the original ecosystem. The solution All the scientific knowledge suggests that the control of the alien urchin species can retrieve the macroalgae coverage of the rocky areas. It is also known that the Diadema antillarum populations in the marine fishing reserves of the Canary Islands are kept in very low numbers, suggesting that the sustainable use of the coastal fisheries will control the urchin populations in the long term. Unfortunately it has not been scientifically proven yet, because all the conservation programs up to date have been focused only on the control of the urchin populations, without any other management. Besides, as the urchin control programs were running on public funding, when the funds were exhausted, the urchin populations raised back. On the other hand, the conventional Marine Protected Areas are only effective in the macro scale, leaving extensive coastal areas unprotected to the plague. Besides, as they are in fact professional fishing reserves without an holistic management plan, they are not effective in the populated coastal areas where the nonprofessional fisherman are the main cause of the overfishing. The big challenge This scenario clearly points the need to develop a marine stewardship scheme, where the urchin populations can be controlled in the long term and the local population is engaged in the proper management of the ecosystem resources. Unfortunately the Spanish coast is considered State public domain by law, and the privative use of this areas are only possible through administrative concession. The concessions have been mainly conceived for profitable uses of the public domain (aquaculture pens, harbours, shellfish harvesting, etc.), and they are charged with high economic fees, with the management schemes focused on the harvesting activities. So, the real challenge is to develop a new non-profit concession scheme with the appropriate management tools (control non-professional fishing, scuba diving, sailing, anchoring, etc.) and, simultaneously, to prove that the sustainable management of the coast will retrieve the original ecosystem in the long term. The goal This project focuses on the creation of a marine microreserve model that could be replicated in multiple points of the Canary Islands coasts as a marine stewardship program, to control the Diadema antillarum populations and retrieve the original ecosystem complexity. Complementarily, a new non-profit concession scheme must be developed in collaboration with the Spanish coastal administrative authorities to develop the tools necessary to manage the uses of the coast. To fulfill this goal, OCEANO SOSTENIBLE is working in a small bay of Costa Adeje developing a Marine Micro-reserve model, controlling the urchin populations, and establishing in the area a basic laboratory

and a Marine Interpretation Center. With the scientific information gathered in this bay the success of the marine stewardship management scheme in restoring the original ecosystems could be demonstrated. issues: The creation of a micro-reserve is based on the sustainable management of an area that lies within the remit of the public domain, using a custodian-type model. The aim is to regenerate damaged ecosystems, limit the use of the resources, investigate and teach new ways of dealing with the Ocean in order to maintain the area in the long term. As the principle threats to the region are: habitat destruction, unsustainable fishing and the human coast explotation. A yearly plan is set to establish the education, scientific and conservation activities helps the commission to evaluate and direct the project. Goals: To set up a Marine Micro Reserve management model based on a marine stewardship scheme. Promote a sustainable diving commercial activity to financially support the project in the long term. Establish an in situ basic laboratory in order to perform the essential scientific research necessary to prove the benefits of the marine stewardship management scheme. Create a MARINE CENTER, an educational area to raise the awareness of the visitors about the marine conservation issue and work with local people and schools. Progress-to-date: The sea urchins have been eliminated in the rocky areas inside the microreserve. The rocky areas of the microreserve are covered back with macroalgae. There have been several ecological successions, and the macroalgae species are becoming more and more specialized. The carnivore fish species are becoming more frequently observed, despite they are not permanent in the area and the individuals are small. Investigation activities during 2012 El Puertito bay Geographic information system development To establish weekly Transects to check the evolution of algae colony To establish weekly Transect to study the fish population Follow up Sebadal seabed evolution Fly Over: discovery program with scientific activities conservation Activities during 2012 Sea Urchin (Diadema antillarum) population control Sea Horse population regeneration Design of a feeding supplement system for – Benthonic nudibranchs Many of the crises the world face – from a warming planet to freshwater shortages to desertification , requires natural solutions, and humankind requires a healthy Wilderness.

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It’s Spectacular!!

This week we launched our all new shiny Dinner Dance Experience!

ast week we bid a fond farewell to one of the cast members of our Decades show, the lovely John Sharples who has decided to cross the ocean and go back to Blighty. John is a wonderful performer and person and we wish him the very best of luck as he sets off on his next adventure, a journey I’m happy to say you can still read about every Friday in the Tenerife Weekly, as he will continue to write his column for us.

So, what’s this new show all about? The Decades Spectacular is an all new dining experience, the menu has been personally created, prepared and cooked by our master chef, the amazing Davied Jones who has an incredible resume, which includes jobs preparing delicious meals for royal families and celebrities across the globe, and working in some of the world’s finest eating establishments. The new menu is a four course dining sensation that has to be tried to be believed. Davied is relishing the chance to impress with a menu that he has carefully selected from his enormous range of appetisers, main courses and desserts that promise to take our new Dinner show to new heights of

excellence. Our dining are has also been given a facelift to compliment the fresh approach to dining. MENU Unlike many dinner shows throughout the globe that tend to throw courses at you at the beginning of the evening, we are taking a different, more modern approach to serving our cuisine. Our four course menu will be served throughout the evening with our entertainment continuing both in-between and during your meal. We hope that this ensures a more relaxed and enjoyable experience, leaving you feeling less bloated thus helping you to enjoy the evening of top class entertainment from some of the best artists the island has to offer! The entertainment programme has increased dramatically. Myself, dancers Bambi and Johnny and Barry Pugh, from the multi-award winning Bitter and Twisted have come up with an incredible night for you to enjoy. We’ve put together a fabulous comedy show, which is guaranteed to leave you in stitches, our dancers Bambi and Johnny have been busy choreographing entirely new numbers for you to tap your feet and clap along to, and I have now been made a full cast member which of course means lots and lots of live vocals and there will be

a multitude of musical numbers for you all to enjoy, but something I’m very excited to announce is we are very happy to welcome, exclusively to the venue, the amazingly talented and award winning Mr. Pip Brown, who not only is part of our daytime live entertainment programme, he will also be co-hosting the new Spectacular with me, bringing his unique talent, wit and charm to the show!! Add to that the beautiful Lucinda Jones, who will be providing us with some laid-back vocals during the early part of the night and live saxophone to really add some class to the proceedings along with some special guests, this means our entertainment team has all but doubled!! Soulful saxophone, a beautiful, female vocalist, incredible dance numbers, side-splitting comedy and award winning entertainers, accompanied by delicious food from a chef at the very top of his game, plus a chance to dance until you drop at the end of the evening. We are all very excited about the start of this new chapter in the Vivo story and look forward to taking this dinner show to a whole new level. We invite you to come down and experience it yourself, The Decades Spectacular is a night not to be missed!

dinner dance menu Scottish Smoked Salmon & Prawn Timble (served with mixed leaf salad)

Cream of Wild Mushroom Soup

(garnished with a whirl of herbed cream)

Ballentine of Chicken Breast

(wrapped with a cured ham filled with a cream cheese & a jambon farci)

or Vegetable Lasagne All main courses accompanied by dauphin potatoes & seasonal vegetables

Icecream with chocolate Mille Fuille or Profiteroles

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dancInG tO the InKspOts

t the teNeRIFe weekLy we always try to keep one step ahead of the competition by bringing you news of new bars, restaurants and business opening in tenerife. In this edition, John Riddle, a journalist, author and publisher called in to see “a new kid on the block”, so to speak, calling at Inkspots, which has recently opened on the site of the old heritage Bar adjacent to the san Marino complex in Los cristianos. John was warmly welcomed and began by asking owner Sharon Eden, “So tell me how you came to be in Los Cristianos”? Sharon: “When we moved to Tenerife my parents Sam and Joyce came with us. Mum unfortunately had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease 6 months before, and Dad, following 3 strokes had Vascular dementia. I am a qualified nurse and dementia was my specialist field having been a regional manager overseeing 20+ care homes in England. So the decision for them to live out their days in the sun being looked after by us was made.

Unfortunately Mum only enjoyed 6 months on Tenerife and then Dad passed away in December 2013. They enjoyed their short time here, made some lovely friends and had the best care. Mum and Dad met in 1945 and one of the first tunes they danced to was ‘Till Then’ which was made famous by The Mills Brothers, but they first danced to the version by ‘The Ink Spots’. John: “So you decided to name the bar after your parent’s first dance” Sharon: “It is my tribute to Mum and Dad and they take pride of place in the bar on two canvasses. John: “So you obviously miss them very much”? Sharon: “I do every day but they are with me in InkSpots keeping an eye on things”. John: “You have other family in Tenerife”? Sharon: “Yes, Mike, my husband works in Iceland in Las Chafiras. Mike and I have been married 24 years in September. We have four wonderful children, two girls and two boys. My youngest son Tom lives with us here in Tenerife. Tom works as a sales representative for Diamond”. John: “On to the bar, four members of staff

in Dean, Maureen, Alice and yourself. Tell me a little about them” Sharon: “Well you know about me. Dean has a partner Kim and they have a beautiful little lad Lucas. Alice’s other half is Mark and together they run the Dog Hotel and then there’s Maureen. What can I tell you about Maureen? She is married to Dave. John: “So they work well as a team”? Sharon: “Very much so, more of a family than a team which is very important in this business. John: “You seem to be going that extra mile for your customers, food, entertainment, pool and darts teams, quizzes, kids club, swop shop and an arts and crafts session. Is there nothing you haven’t thought of”? Sharon: “This business is all about keeping the customers happy and entertained. We want them to come back time and time again. They may well make their first visit as a stranger but by the time they leave we want them to feel like friends”. John: “Thank you for sharing your thoughts

with me. My sincere best wishes for every success with InkSpots”. There is no doubt that if Sharon and her team’s enthusiasm is anything to go by InkSpots is on the road to success in a business that doesn’t always run as smooth as they would like.

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dOmInIQue James Baute sands talKInG tO a BrIcK Wall Estrellas Student off to london to live the dream

Almighty row in Puerto de la cruz as protesters seek to save “historic” San Telmo sea wall

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ROM as eaRLy as nine months Mo sands realized that her son, Dominique was going to want to walk or should I say dance the boards of the stage. Dominique began to dance before he could walk. he fell in love with the Irish gigging of Michael Flatley from Lord of the Dance at this age and would pull himself up on to his feet by holding on to his pram and try to copy the fancy footwork of the famous Irish dancer from the video box.

He started ballet at the age of four and has never looked back since. At five he was asked who his best friend was and his reply to that question was , THE STAGE . He has attended Estrellas Theatre School since the age of six where his mother has been Director from 2009, five years ago. The first show Mo Sands put on with her school was Billy Elliot and Dominique vowed way back then that one day he would in fact be one of the Billy`s Billy in the West End. Since then he has classes in theatre, voice tuition, modern dance, hip hop, tap and has several ballet teachers. He has had many main parts in local shows but this week , Friday 13th

to be precise, this ten year old little boy dreams may just come true. At the beginning of February Dominique travelled to Newcastle to audition for the part of Billy. He got the recall . So this week he is flying for London where Dominique will take part in the next audition for Billy in London. He needs to win his place at the Billy Elliot summer school to make his dream come true. Estrellas Theatre School are so excited that one of their very own has reached the final auditions. We wish him all the luck in the world and that his dream becomes his reality.

esPIte protests and petitions, the wall has started to come down. the photo shows the bulldozers in place and part of the wall already in rubble. the plan for its replacement is not clear, but is likely to be the glass and steel model discussed last year.

The destruction of the wall is part of the Ayuntamiento’s upmarket push with new bylaws to outlaw plastic terrace furniture in restaurants, hotels and bars, and to enforce colour branding in the town. Further irritation was caused by the council’s attempt to enforce street cleanliness (link), with fines up to 3,000 euros for anything from spitting to shaking carpets: there were even restrictions on watering

plants on the outside of buildings. The San Telmo sea wall is quite a feature of the town’s frontage, but the municipal planners want to alter the feel of the promenade and replace the wall with a glass and steel barrier. The plans have given rise to protest marches and leaflet drops, and there is even a Facebook page dedicated to protesting against plans that are seen as mindless destruction of an historic part of the town’s infrastructure. The council, for its own part, denies that the wall has any heritage value, and says that the new barrier is needed to protect the town from the sea. Some might wonder if the wall hadn’t done that quite effectively throughout its existence …

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pOlIce traInInG semInar

photos by Gerard Zenou

he sUccessFUL cOMPLetION of the first seminar in police training, safety and bodyguard organized by Francisco Robaina and taught by the teacher and international instructor Martin Luna, (IPsa) the course was attended by 35 participants who were civil guard, local police, national police as well as private security agents

from different municipalities adeje and granadilla).

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The seminar was a resounding success and surpassed expectations of attendees, both public safety and private security. thanks to the teacher Martin Luna whose professionalism in directing the seminar and IPSA associations (International Police Securyte Association) the krav maga-kapap, Israeli system, will soon be the next step to continue the training of these professionals.

Feria de saldo Adeje hosts VII Theatre Meeting

INce the INItIaL announcement, which announced the fair for sunday 15th, it has been confirmed that adeje’s Feria del saldo will cover this weekend, saturday 14 and sunday 15 June. held in the car park of the adeje Music school in Las torres at the fountain roundabout near Mercadona, the fair will be open to the public from 10am to 9pm. the participating stalls are from small shops and businesses in adeje and other parts of the island and offer bargains to the public in clothing, shoes, It software, underwear, electro-domestic goods, children’s clothing, sporting goods and clothes, beachwear, bags, household goods and accessories.

For the shops this is an opportunity to sell off extra stock, facilitate the rotation of products and allow smaller shops prepare for the summer season. This year the Adeje department for job creation and employment also hopes the fair will be used as a communication platform between participating businesses and consumers with promotions and post-event commercial contacts to encourage a client-base expansion. There will be food stalls and diversions for the younger members of the family as well as workshops hosted by the Adeje Animation Activate group during both days of the trade fair.

for people with special needs

ore than fifty people from the Occupational therapy centres of guía de Isora, candelaria, arona and adeje will attend the seventh theatre Meeting for special needs individuals in the adeje cultural centre auditorium this thursday, 12 June, at 6pm. the event will have participants from the following associations and centres: Orobal in Los cristianos; Rosas del guache in arona; arcoíris in candelaria; guía de Isora; and the Los Olivos Occupational centre in adeje.

by janetanscombe.com This is a pioneering initiative in the canary islands, and has been very well received in previous years, with the public filling the theatre in the Adeje cultural centre every year. in this way too the public have shown their appreciation of the creative and interpretive work achieved by those who attend the occupational centres as well as that of the collectives working with them. Entry is free. The event is organised by the Adeje department for special needs care under councillor carmen rosa González cabrera, who said “it is an honour for us to be hosting this event for the seventh time, an event which is staged to emphasise the value of

the creative and expressive work of the users of these centres”. The councillor added that “in previous years we have seen an excellent level of participation and we see merit in continuing with the event because it is a manifestation of the relevance placed on the expressive and creative process which persons with different abilities can achieve. The event allows them to project their artistic endeavours, and chose which theatrical work and character they wish to interpret within that framework”. here are some photos from previous years

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8. Suddenly begin a prison escape (5,3) 9. Twice as much to be loud and wayward (6) 10. Dollar that gets passed to avoid responsibility (4) 11. Badly shaken when odd man recycles outgrown garment (4-2-4) 12. Apparently wrecked a clergyman (6) 14. Wield a husk bowl (8)

DoWn 1. What household boss wears in exotic US resort (8) 2. Coil of wool kept inside, thanks (4) 3. In memo there was mention of she who pours the tea (6) 4. Watch and do nothing or be ready to help? (5,2) 5. A reservoir auction turns to water (4â&#x20AC;&#x2122;1,3) 6. Ruddy buddy, after two false starts, became

Av rafael Puig 7, Playa De las Americas Arona ( in front of hotel Tenerife Sol)

15. Normally with America, you join forces (7) 17. Dismiss from game for farewell party (7) 20. School gathering around messy lab (8) 22. What girls did with curls, according to strange Mr Hyde (6) 23. Lucky plant has chlorophyll leaving initials, on other side of page (6,4) 24. Burden on you and me (4) 25. Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s little bed (6) 26. Tempting to get into authentic ingredients (8)

an old fogey (5-5) 7. See! Elle possesses buffoons (6) 13. One who tantalises with wickedness to obtain a set of cups and teapot (3,7) 16. 51 Romans to scold and set free (8) 18. Ihear that freak went to pay regular visits (8) 19. Some fifty pesetas needed to prepare for publishing (7) 21. Turkish ruler who consorts with a dried grape (6) 22. Disprove the fact that repute changes from quiet to loud (6) 24. Formerly held in concert (4)

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BOXInG In lOs crIstIanOs

photos by Gerard Zenou

ast FRIDay NIght, June 6th, calle texas Los cristianos was the scene of one of the best evenings of Professional and amateur Boxing hosted on our island in recent times. the Boxing club Povedano arona and La Pepa Food Market event was a great night of boxing - until the last moment when it was nearly stopped by the strict security measures required by the municipality of arona, governed by the new law in force in these kind of events, there are precedents for sporting events which may be suspended for failure to comply with such requirements or who lack the resources to hire these security measures required. we know that this event followed all the steps required by the

technical security of arona and Private security Department of the National Police. Otherwise we would not be able to celebrate (sic).

Almost a thousand people enjoyed six games of amateur bouts between boxers Boxing Club Povedano and fighters from the School of Boxing Adeje, Gym Spartacus & Noble Art Gym TeideBox and School of Boxing Malpaso Iron. Two bouts ended by injury, between Selen Augodi and Eduardo del Hierro Selem, who was cut and the assistant referee had to intercede, determined that this should not continue. Similarly Anthony took the brunt of the fight against his opponent from TeideBox, Amelio. The four professional bouts scheduled for this big night did not disappoint, Cheikh Dioum in his professional debut against Fabio Julien Dané won by TKO. French received several blows to the body that caused four counts, the boxer Povedano showed his maturity to

move to this new phase of career professionalism. In the second bout Artem Haroyan Povedano outpointed David Doniz . Ross Gorse faced Alejandro Camara from Santa Cruz in the cruiserweight category. Ross took the initiative throughout the fight and Alexander, who also debuted and is in his twenties, responded admirably to the experience of Ross Gorse, this bout was declared Null. Six rounds were fought between adejero boxer and star of the night Sandro “Dinamita” Dominguez who proved his caliber to Hamid Ait who came from Valencia, with 10 matches played and the merit of never having lost before and so, returned to play six rounds against a strong Sandro who won every round. Highlighting the work of coach Manuel Povedano and the hard work with the four professionals who boxed, thanks to the fans who responded and attended this event.

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the tenerife cabildo brings back cirque du soleil ‘Quidam’ will be performed from 3rd to 11th January 2015, in the insular Santiago martín Pavilion

he teNeRIFe caBILDO brings a new cirque du soleil, Quidam, which will take place from 3rd to 11th of January, 2015 in the tenerife Insular santiago Martín Pavilion, which offers a total of ten shows. The insular Minister of Culture and Historical Heritage, Cristóbal de la Rosa, said that “Cirque du Soleil has only been once to the Canary Islands and Tenerife in January 2013, also at the Pavilion Insular Santiago Martín with Joy.” “Now, the Cabildo offers the opportunity to enjoy this class company that has delighted more than 100 million spectators in over 300 cities around the world again,” he adds. Quidam premiered in the big leagues of Montreal in April 1996. Since then, millions of people from 5 continents have been enjoying this amazing show. In December 2010, Quidam embarked on a new journey with the same spectacular production worldwide, and now, thanks to the

support of the Cabildo of Tenerife, the production will reach the island! It features a cast of 46 acrobats at the highest level, musicians, singers and actors. Young Zoé, whose name, of Greek origin, meaning “life” is bored. Her parents, distant and apathetic, ignore her. Her existence has lost all sense, but in trying to fill that void, she is transported to an imaginary world -the world of Quidam-where you will meet different characters that help you free your soul. From an initial group of 20 street performers in 1984, Cirque du Soleil is now the largest organization of it’s kind. Based in Quebec, Canada, it provides high-quality artistic entertainment. The company has 4,000 employees, including more than 1,200 artists from more than 50 different countries. Tickets go on general sale from Friday May 30th at www.cirquedusoleil.com / quidam, www.livenation.es,

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Accion Del Sol News

Accion Del Sol recently saw the

arrival of a black German Shepherd in very poor condition , after all the usual veterinary health care “Crono” was lucky to be quickly adopted by a Spanish family living in Vilaflor. The family have a small wine plantation but they had been plagued by many thefts from there property so hence deciding to find a big dog to protect there land and to keep the family safe. One night “Crono” woke his owner and was asking to go out side, Crono caught 3 robbers in the process of burglary and prevented the thieves from fleeing whilst the owner called the police. The police arrived and all 3 robbers were arrested. Crono is a hero in a very short space of time and the owners are so happy to have him in there family knowing that he will love and protect them all. What a lovely ending to an initially sad affair of another dog abandoned on our streets of Tenerife.

An Afternoon “Do” This Sunday at Ye Olde Ocean

Please call 922778630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway, towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our four legged friends. The refuge is situated at Poligono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER the Parque Eolica where the windmills are and it is open to the public Monday, Tuesday ,Thursday, Friday 14.00-17.00pm and Saturdays 13.00-16.00. The refuge is closed Wednesdays, Sundays and on Public holidays

Scally Waggs V Britannia The Scally Waggs have played against Britannia for the past 4years and LOST!!!!. This our 5th year the Scally Waggs triumphed by beating Britannia over the two day competition. Los Lagos Adeje on Sunday 8th June, Scally Waggs 6 Britannia 0 Individual Winner Dave Cheetham. N /Pin Dave Cheetham A&B course Adeje Monday 9th June,

Live Arico Pets Animal Welfare Supporters (PAWS) Join us On Facebook – Live Arico P.A.W.S Tenerife http://twitter.com/live_arico http://www.livearico.com

We were called a couple of weeks ago to report a very sick semi wild dog in Aldea Blanca. We have been aware of this pack for some time but efforts to catch them have been unsuccessful. This dog, we were told, was so ill, fitting in the heat of the sun and seemingly close to death. We asked Vet Yaiza Perez Molindyk to take a look, thinking it would just be a case of putting the poor thing out of his misery, but she took him home and started to treat him. She diagnosed bacterial meningitis so he most certainly would have been dead had we not intervened. After a week he was good to go home, but he is young, less than a year old, and has had no human contact in his short life. His eventual owner will need to socialise him and spend some time with him, but we are sure he will make a cracking pet. Could that special owner be you? He is fully vaccinated, sterilised and chipped, and our usual adoption fee of 110 euros covers all of this. Call Elaine on 678 015653 to arrange a meeting. Adopt don’t buy – always the best option.

With the summer holidays not too far away Accion Del Sol are busy planning there summer holiday programme. The first course will run from the 28th of July - the 1st of August and the second course the 4th of August - the 8th of August 2014. The hours are from 08.00-16.00 and is open to children aged between 6 to 10 years. For more information and to reserve your child’s place please call 922778630, the closing date for signing your child up is the 15th of July. The children will be involved in many educational and fun learning activities in a good safe environment.

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Almost “el fin” for Finn!

This gorgeous podenco was found last week in very poor condition again wandering the streets, another victim of the callous way some people treat our loyal best friends. Please do come and visit the refuge if you are thinking of adopting a dog or maybe you just like to make a dog or two very happy by taking them out for a walk in the beautiful area that surrounds the refuge.

cally Waggs Golf Society verses Britannia Golf Society, Sunday 8th June and Monday 9th June 2014.

Scally Waggs 3 Britannia 1. Individual Winner Paul Murter. N/Pin Tom Pogson. A special thanks to everyone who donated prizes for the raffle, The Golf Shop for a golf Bag. A special thanks to San Mugel De Abono Lions Club and Arona Las Galletas Costa Del Silencio Lions Club who both gave 500 euros each. The total raised is 2400 euros. This money is going to Carol Salisbury who is fund raising to buy a bus for cancer patients to have transport to Candelaria Hospital for their treatment.

Come and have a cracking afternoon out with us at Ye Olde Ocean this Sunday the 15th June, from 2pm. We are planning a benefit which is already shaping up to be a good one. Jamie Drew will host the afternoon, introducing great acts like Scott Bateman, Jamie Rourke,

Gordon King, Didi’s ska show, Emma Jensen, Vinni Love, Kerry Railton, Suzy q and Tony Kay. And thats just for starters. Magnificent prizes on the raffle too as well as an auction, it will be good. See you there !!!

Oh yes, those 3 monthly extravaganzas on Top Square Golf del Sur sure do come around quickly and we are nearly there again. Join us on Friday 27th June from 8pm and we will do it all again. Suzy Q will be introducing you

to Michaela J, Glam Camp, Colin Stevens and more to be confirmed in the next couple of weeks. Be early, and enjoy our now legendary Top Square fund raisers.

It’s the Top Square Again!!!

Gillian Banks Theatre School – They’re Back!!!

Yes, for the 4th consecutive year those uber talented teens from The Gillian Banks Theatre School are back in Tenerife raising funds for Live Arico and Helping Hands charities. Put these dates in your diary – Tuesday 5th August at Restaurant La Cueva and Thursday 7th August at the Harbour Club Los Gigantes. Tickets for both events are 20 euros which will include dinner, and anyone who has seen these shows in the past years will tell you that the show alone is worth more than 20 euros, they are simply out-standing. Tickets are strictly limited and available now from Suzy q on 629 388102. Don’t miss out, these are THE hot dates of the summer – get involved.

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VOLUNTEERS NEEDED: If you’re interested in working in one of our Charity Shops, PLEASE get in touch with Siobhan on 630 857626. Also; If you have QUALITY unwanted clothes, cds, dvds, shoes, household items or childrens clothing, call Siobhan now on 630 857626. And do come and see us, we have shops in Los Cristianos, Calle Revron near Churchills Bar, and San Eugenio opposite Hotel La Nina by Amandas bar at las Carabelas complex. Both shops open from 10 – 4 Monday to Friday, and until 2pm Saturday. Kel even opens the Los Cristianos shop on Sundays.... Come and have a browse, bag a bargain and help the animals..

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ESTRELLAS SUMMER FUN!! Wondering what to do for your summer holidays this year? looking for inspiration? Want to do something different and exciting? look no further!!

stReLLas theatRe schOOL is offering an action-packed and fun-filled alternative for children from the age of 7 upwards. why not come join us!! WhEn: 7th July to 1st August WhErE: The Wingate School, Cabo Blanco, Tenerife South hourS: Mon-Tues-Thurs-Fri 9am-3pm, Weds 9am-6pm PricES: 1 week 120 euros, 2 weeks 216 euros, 3 weeks 324 euros, 4 weeks 400 euros What’s in store? Brace yourselves for a sun-filled holiday jampacked with a host of activities including film making, music, theatre, dance, sports, cinema, day trips, water pistol fights, and confidence boosting exercises, fun, fun and more fun! Day trips include Siam Park, Puerto Colon Beach Icebergs, Jungle Park and many more! Call 647 844 794 to ensure a place. Be quick, places are limited! What kids Should Bring Daily Hats, Suncream, Water Pistols,(The bigger the better) Change of clothes to be kept on

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C/ Grande 1, 38670, Adeje. Plaza Luis de León Huertas, Tel: 922 756 200 - 922 710 1, 38440, Icod de los Vinos. Tel: 922 869 600 - Fax 922 120 - 922 710 420 869 643

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C/ Santo Domingo, s/n, 38400, Puerto de la Cruz. Tel: 922 378 400 - Fax 922 375 253

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C/ del Ayuntamiento, 4, 38680, Guía de Isora. Tel: 922 850 100 - Fax 922 850 354

Plaza del Ayuntamiento 1, 38290, El Rosario. Tel: 922 297 447 - Fax 922 548 280

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Ctra. de Los Abrigos 30, 38620, San Miguel de Abona. Tel: 922 700 000 y 922 700 001 - Fax 922 167 168

Plaza del Ayuntamiento, 4, 38500, Güímar. Tel: 922 526 100 y 922 526 101 - Fax 922 526 102

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C/ la Placeta 10, 38436, Santiago del Teide. Tel: 922 863 127 y 922 863 150 - Fax 922 863 212 C/ La Constitución 3, 38360, El Sauzal. Tel: 922 570 000 y 922 570 24 - Fax 922 570 973 Avda. Príncipes de España 24, 38435, El Tanque. Tel: 922 136 715 y 922 136 623 - Fax 922 136 766

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site, a litre bottle of water, Beach Towel. Packed Lunches Please bring healthy packed lunches daily. What kids can Bring Phones are allowed but are the responsibility of each and every child. They should only be used for filming purposes or at the end of the day to contact parents. Day trips on Wednesdays (included in the price) Children should de dropped off at the correct venue each Wednesday at 9 am and then picked up again from that same venue at 6 pm. Should you wish to pick up prior to this time please make arrangements with Mo to do this. Week one - Siam Park Week two - Jungle Park Week three - Horse Riding or Beach with Icebergs Week four - Agua Park Tuck Shop Children will be able to buy drinks (including water) and chocolate on site should they wish. Fruit will also be available daily.

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ThE AnnuAl El mÉDAno triathlon takes place on 15th June from 9am, with several hundred taking part and, no doubt, just as many if not more lining the routes to watch the 1.5 km swim, followed by a 40 km cycle race, and ending with a 10 km foot race. Gruelling is not the word! For further details, go to the official website. As usual the TF643 El Médano to Los Abrigos will be closed between 8.30 and 12.30.

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no gorilla suit nor mistaken identity: why the canaries zoo story is not what it seems

he story was reported around the world. a keeper at the Loro parque zoo in tenerife had been shot with a tranquilizer dart by a vet who had mistaken him for one of the park’s gorillas. the keeper, the story said, was dressed up in a gorilla costume, pretending to be an escaped animal. the episode sounds like something straight out of a comedy script, and the foreign tabloids were quick to report it. But the reality of the situation was not so funny: it was an accident that could have been much more serious. there was no gorilla costume, and nobody was mistaken for one of the zoo animals. It is true that a zoo keeper was hit by a tranquilizer dart meant for gorillas during an emergency drill at the zoo on Monday. But sources from the park say that he was not dressed in a gorilla suit, nor was he imitating the movements of one of the giant apes, as the press reported.

aRONa VII FestIVaL OF MagIc cONtINUes friday 13th, 7pm, Parque infantil, Buzanada Thursday 19th, 7pm, urbanización Virgen del carmen, Guargacho Saturday 21st, 7pm, Plaza de la Paz, Arona casco Thursday 26th, 7pm, Plaza Exterior del centro cultural, Parque de la reina. friday 27th, 7pm, Parque infantil, las Galletas Saturday 28th, 7pm, Plaza, la camella Sunday 29th, 8.30pm, Plaza de la iglesia, los cristianos – closing ceremony. For more information, call Arona Ayuntamiento on 010 if within Arona, or 922 761 600 from outside the municipality.

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During the emergency drill, a call went out to the vets giving them a false warning that one of the five gorillas had managed to escape a safety pen and make his way into another area meant for the animals. When one of the vets arrived on the scene, he was told by the employee in charge of the operation that it was a fictitious emergency. Emergency drills are a regular If they told the story in the way it occurrence at Loro Parque, which is really happened, it wouldn’t be that one of the biggest parks of its kind funny” in Spain. During these drills, only a It was at that moment that the small number of staff are aware of vet accidently fired the tranquilizer the fact that the emergencies are gun, shooting one of the keepers in not real. In this case, the heads of the leg. The injured 35-year-old man was treated by the medical staff the simulation were two keepers, at the center and taken to the the director of the park, the Hospital Universitario de loro head of emergencies Canarias, where he was Parque in Tenerife and the director of a kept for a day-anddenies press reports health and safety a-half before being company who was of comic scenes during discharged. there to evaluate Patricia Delponti, emergency drill on monday the head of operation. The news about the gorilla the communication at According to the incident in Tenerife has the park, told EL spokesperson from been reported around PAÍS that the man the Loro Parque, was in perfect health, the world. / the drill had gone by despite the impact of www.lor without a hitch, until the the projectile and the accidental discharge of the heavy dose of tranquilizer tranquilizer dart. he received in the incident. “Everything that has been published in the foreign press about the keeper being dressed up as a gorilla, and that he was walking through the park in a gorilla suit, and that he was found in his underwear, is completely false,” explained Delponti, in reference to the information published in a number of German and British media outlets about the accident. “If they told the story in the way it really happened, it wouldn’t be that funny.” The park has published an official statement about what happened on its website.

“training Of students as a mediator” course the city of tacoronte promotes a project to train students as a mediator ThE DEPArTmEnTS of youth, volunteering and education of the city of Tacoronte have begun a project to improve the coexistence of students through the formation of mediators of the conflict. The project is mainly aimed at students of first and second from E.S.o, and activities are conducted at the institute of secondary education los naranjeros of that municipality. from the Department of youth and the Department of education of the city council, still committed to the continuing education of young people. The councillor responsible for the Area of youth and volunteering, Virginia Bacallado, stresses the importance of the development of these projects for the improvement of interpersonal relations and coexistence, both in the educational environment such as family, this being the main objective.

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Things to do in June Water Sports Playas de El madeno, El Socorro, las Vistas All year round. corpus carpets 19-22/06/14 la laguna www.aytolalaguna.es 21-22/06/14 los Silos www.lossilos.es 22/06/14 Tacoronte www.tacoronte.es 22/06/13 Arona (casco) www.arona.travel 26/06/14 la orotava www.villadelaorotava.org

Fairs & art exhibitions

Exhibition “Joan Ponç” 03/04/-19/07/14 Mo. –Fr.: 11.00 – 14.00 & 17.00 - 20.00 h. Sat.: 10.00-14.00 h. Fundación Cristino de Vera (La Laguna) http://www.fundacioncristinodevera.org/microsites/joanponc/inicio.php Exhibition “uniformes en la época de Alfonso Xiii” 09/05-27/06/14 Mo.-Fr.: 09.00 - 13.00 & 16:30 -19:00 h. Museo de Historia Casa de El Capitán (San Miguel de Abona) www. sanmigueldeabona.es Exhibition: ukiyo-E “Entre geishas y samuráis” 09/05-31/08/14 Tue.-Su.: 10.00-20.00 h. Tea Tenerife (Santa Cruz de Tenerife) www.teatenerife.es Painting Exhibition “Pinceladas de colores” 08-22/06/14 Mo. –Fr.: 17.00 - 20.00. h. Sat. 10:00-13:00 h. Sala Pérez Enríquez (Los Silos) Exhibition hugo Pitti 09/06-12/07/14 Mo. –Fr.: 16.00 - 21.00 h. Centro Cultural de Guía de Isora (Guía de Isora) www.guiadeisora.es Exhibition “El Arte en la ínsula de Don Quijote” 12/06-12/07/14 Mo. –Fr.: 10.00 - 13.00 & 17:00-20:00 h. Sat.: 10:00-13:00 h. Sala La Conchera de la Fonda Medina (Güimar) www.guimar.es

theatre, music & shows

isla Baja musical Whims 10/05-25/07/14 Isla Baja www.consorcioislabaja.com fAm intl. movement Arts festival 16/05-28/06/14 Auditorio de Tenerife Adán Martín (Santa Cruz de Tenerife) www.auditoriodetenerife.com “malizia” Show From 04/06/14 Pirámide de Arona. Playa de las Américas (Arona) www.marenostrumresort.com fumc Tenerife contemporary music festival 05-26/06/14 Auditorio de Tenerife Adán Martín (Santa Cruz de Tenerife) www.auditoriodetenerife.com

Other cultural events

San isidro Traditional Pilgrimage 15/06/14 Tacoronte www.tacoronte.es cultural Tours of Tegueste 08-14-28/06/14 (Tegueste) Inscription: 922 31 61 02 www. tegueste.es Theatrical route 14/06/14 (Garachico) Inscription: 616 80 99 37 7th Tapas route 19/06-04/07/14 (El Sauzal) www.elsauzal.es Gastronomy fair: oily fish 20/06-06/07/14 (Granadilla de Abona)

carboneras Trail 22/06/14 (16:00-19:00 h.) Anaga (Santa Cruz de Tenerife) http://goo.gl/QYxVlP Hachitos (summer solstice celebration) in Icod 23/06/14 (Icod de los Vinos) www.icoddelosvinos.es San Juan festival 23-24/06/14 In different municipalities (especially in Puerto de la Cruz and in San Juan de la Rambla with the “resonar del bucio” (Guanche tradition) www.puertodelacruz.es San Pedro festivity 27-30/06/14 (Santiago del Teide) www.santiagodelteide.es 29/06/14 Mainday (Güimar) www.guimar.es 27/06-06/07/14 (El Sauzal) www.elsauzal.es 8th Tenerife Golf 2014 circuit 28/06/14 Sandos San Blas Nature Resort & Golf (San Miguel de Abona) San isidro labrador and Sta. maría de la cabeza Traditional Pilgrimage 29/06/14 (La Orotava) www.villadelaorotava.org 8th Downhill Tierra del Trigo 29/06/14 (Los Silos) www.lossilos.es

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space art: canarIan students tO meet apOllO mOOnWalKers!

aVe yOU ever looked up into the night’s sky and watched the moon rising on the horizon or tracked the International space station’s progress across the heavens? Did you ever wander what it might be like to be an astronaut up there looking down on earth? Now’s your chance to find out... as three apollo astronaut “moonwalkers” are coming to tenerife in september, to speak at the starmus Festival. The organisers of the festival have announced a “Space Art” competition (drawing, painting,

mixed media or digital art), with prizes been awarded for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place in five age categories (3 to 5, 6 to 8, 9 to 11, 12 to 14 and 15 to 18). The winners in each category will be given the opportunity to attend the “Space Legends” tribute and meet the three Apollo Moonwalkers (Ed Mitchell, Apollo 14, Charlie Duke Apollo 16, and the last man to walk on the moon Harrison Schmitt Apollo 17) in the flesh. They will also receive a personalised autographed photograph of the astronauts, and their winning entries will also be put on display in the festival exhibition alongside the astrophotography competition entries. The closing date for entries is 31st July and finished artwork should be scanned and sent to

the festival organisers at info@ starmus.com The organisers have also pointed out that the Starmus Festival is open to everyone, young and old, beginners, amateurs and professionals. Anyone who holds a passion for astronomy, science, the arts and music, and who has a desire to know more about where we came from and what’s out there! They still have places available at the discounted delegate rate of 200 Euros for Canarian Residents (reduced from 300 Euros), and there is currently a “two for one offer” where the second person attends for free, if two places are booked and paid for by June 31st. Further information can be found on the Starmus Festival website at www.starmus.com

Canarian Oil Prospecting Off Eastern Islands

M A huGE thank you from the Arona lions club international las Galletas costa del Silencio for everyone who came and supported our Sunday afternoon of fun in the Sun yesterday 8th June at the rendezvous Bar and Bistro on the Winter Gardens Golf del Sur . it was a fantastic afternoon with entertainment supplied by Sonic , Stuart Beagley , Simon king , Emma Blacka , Paul Blacka , John Ashford and Dave G Tracey . A big thank you goes to Steve Delsey and nigel Walker who attended at the last minute when a couple of acts had to pull out owing

to unforeseen circumstances . We had a lot of prizes in the raffle and some we auctioned off so a thank you goes to the following for their donations ....... rendezvous restaurant , Abrazo catamaran ,Volare Showbar , Amarilla Divers , Viejes Travel , hair and Beauty room , Blueberry Bobs , Jazz hair , hatties Tea room and Santa Barbara Golf and ocean club . The afternoon was a great success but wouldnt of been without the large amount of residents and holiday makers who attended to support us ..... ThAnk you

adrid might have refused permission for the canaries to hold a referendum, but the public manifestations yesterday made it quite clear what the opinion of the majority of canarians is without the need for any vote. Soundings – political rather than geological – suggest that seven out of ten oppose the plans, and in Tenerife alone, tens of thousands of people

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gathered in the Avenida de Anaga in Santa Cruz under the Una Sola Voz banner called for by the Canarian government. They were joined by similar protests in all the other islands, everyone clamouring against Madrid’s plans for oil exploration off Fuerteventura and Lanzarote. Local press is reporting that just before 6pm when the protest was due to start, the capital’s tram service was completely overwhelmed with people carrying banners arriving to take part. Indeed,

the protest spilled over from the planned route along Avenida de Anaga into Plaza Weyler, Calle Castillo, and the port and auditorium.It is not oil that will be poured on the troubled waters of Madrid’s plans for drilling in the Canaries if yesterday is anything to go by.

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INg JUaN caRLOs has presided over his last military parade before abdicating in favor of his son. Prince Felipe accompanied the king at last Sunday’s annual Armed Forces day ceremony that honors those who died in the service of the nation. But Sunday also revealed a new poll which showed most citizens want a referendum to decide whether Spain should remain a monarchy. Pollster Metroscopia found that

62 percent of respondents said they wanted a referendum on the monarchy “at some point.” A majority also said they favored the king’s abdication because it “opens the way for new people with new ideas.” As well as the poll, thousands of people gathered in 40 cities throughout Spain late Saturday calling on the government to hold a referendum on changing from a constitutional monarchy to a republic. In Madrid’s downtown Puerta del Sol

square they chanted, “Yes, we want to decide,” and “Tomorrow, Spain will be a republic.” The poll was published Sunday in El Pais newspaper and is based on telephone interviews on June 4-5 with 1,000 adults over 18 years old, with a margin of error of 3.2 percentage points. The prince is due to be proclaimed King Felipe VI on June 19.

N FeBRUaRy of this year spanish police picked up Pakistaniborn ex-Muslim critic of Islam Imran Firasat from the street and immediately started his expulsion procedure, ignoring his plea that his appeal against the revocation of his Refugee status was with the supreme court. Only timely intervention by Firasat’s lawyer prevented his deportation to Pakistan where he faces definite death penalty or mob lynching.

Although the police failed to deport Imran Firasat immediately, police officials forwarded the expulsion procedure papers, ignoring the pending Supreme Court hearing of his appeal. An expulsion order was duly issued by the Spanish Head of Police department within a month. Critics of these actions claim the Spanish authorities are trying to throw Imran Firasat out of Spain, simply for exercising his right to freedom of expression concerning Islam and Prophet Muhammad, and for which they are even willing to ignore the Spanish law.

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MAINLAND NEWS IN BRIEF SPAniSh PolicE have arrested a suspected member of Basque separatist group ETA as she arrived at Madrid’s airport. Maria Jesus Elorza Zubizarreta was arrested last Sunday as she disembarked from a flight from Venezuela. An Interior Ministry statement said Elorza is wanted on a European arrest warrant issued December 2006 by French judicial authorities. She is suspected of having belonged to an ETA unit responsible for the murder of several members of Spain’s security forces before fleeing to France in 1984. There, she allegedly participated in bomb-making activities for the group before moving to Venezuela. ETA is blamed for the killings of more than 825 people in a campaign of bombings and shootings aimed at achieving an independent Basque state straddling Spain’s border with France. PArEnTS Will BE finED if their children repeatedly get drunk in public, under new laws devised to halt a rise in binge-drinking among Spanish teenagers - a problem the country calls “English drinking”. Under the proposals, children under 16 could be fined $430 if they are repeatedly found intoxicated by police. SPAniSh lAWmAkErS approved Wednesday the abdication of King Juan Carlos, amid noisy protests calling for a republic, paving the way for his son Felipe to assume the scandal-hit monarchy. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy predicted Tuesday that “a great majority of lawmakers” would vote in favour of a law approved by his cabinet last week allowing the 76-year-old king to step down.The bill has the backing of the ruling conservative Popular Party and the main opposition Socialists as well as the small centrist UPyD party which together have 300 seats in the 350-seat lower house of parliament. The law will also have to be approved by the Senate, Spain’s upper house of parliament, which will vote on it on June 17. Felipe, a 46-year-old former Olympic yachtsman, is then expected to be sworn in at a ceremony two days later, although the date will only be officially finalised after the abdication law is approved. Tiny left-wing and regional parties, including the United Left coalition and the Catalan separatist Catalan Republic Left, will vote against the law and instead call for a referendum on the future of the monarchy. A SmAll GrouP in Puerto Rico has launched a campaign to demand that the Caribbean island break all political links with the United States and annex itself once again to Spain to become an autonomous community of the Iberian nation. “The U.S. distorted our history. Nobody here knows we were Spanish citizens with full voting rights until the 1898 invasion. The United States denies us that right,” said Jose Nieves, the founder of the Puerto Rico Reunification With Spain group. “The Puerto Rican culture is disappearing,” added Nieves, 42, a history buff with a criminology degree from the Caribbean University. He noted that Puerto Rico was a colony of Spain for more than four centuries and in 1897 even had a charter that gave it sovereignty as an overseas Spanish province. Nieves said he is planning to call a general assembly in the summer, before registering the movement with the Puerto Rico State Department. Then, he said, they would formally contact the Spanish Consulate and ultimately the Spanish government. “We want to become Spaniards again, to be autonomous community No. 18 of a country that we never wanted to abandon,” he said.

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NO LEADER, NO IDEAS, NO FUTURE?

he PsOe (spain’s main socialist party) have not had a good year. In fact, the past six years have been rather complicated, to say the least. Poor old Zapatero had to put up with a crisis in addition to endless Mr. Bean jokes. Rubalcaba had to put up with constantly losing elections and mildly amusing gnome jokes. and now, it seems that nobody is brave enough to take on the task of leading this ailing party out of its internal crisis.

First off, Carme Chacón was tipped for the post. She seemed reluctant, probably due to the fact that she can

see the current party hierarchy as unworkable. She made a subtle statement, claiming that Susana Diaz was a better candidate. Susana kicked the idea around for a few days, and then declined on the basis that she would be doing Andalucía a dis-service by abandoning her present post as regional president there. So, on July the 13th, we´ll all be switching off the final of the World Cup to keep up to date with the gripping events as the PSOE elect their new leader. There are a few hopefuls left, José Antonio Pérez Tapias and possibly Eduardo Madina. Never heard of them? It probably doesn´t matter. The party seems doomed for the next 2 general elections. They chose to listen to their prehistoric party barons rather than the voters. The new political tsunami, Podemos, seem

to be preparing to pull the rug from underneath the opposition party in addition to worrying the ruling party PP with plain, clear messages of anticorruption and transparency as the main foundation for Spain’s second democracy. Between now and May of 2015, when most of Spain will hold local elections (which E.U. residents are eligible to stand as candidates and vote in), we will see some very bold changes in Spanish politics. These changes will affect just about every resident who lives in Tenerife. But hey, why bother with politics? It’s all crooks and corruption. And there’s football on tonight …

TURTLE POWER

ast tIMe it was Paul the octopus who unerringly predicted spain’s road to world cup glory, and this time, it’s cabezona the turtle. the above video shows cabezona picking Brazil to beat croatia in tonight’s opening game! here, spanish media and public alike are realistic about spain’s chances of retaining the cup while playing in the hothouse (literally) of Brazil, and stressing that the chances ...of any european team winning are very low indeed.

They say, none the less, that all the pressure is off because last time round they lost their first game, so this time they’re going to try just to enjoy the experience. Hopefully this will

mean some wonderful football to see for those of us who enjoy watching when it’s played well and beautifully, but who aren’t season-in and seasonout fans of the game. I remember many years ago in Thatcher’s Britain,

Norman Tebbit said that you could tell integrated immigrants by the team they wanted to win - in England, it should be England, he said! Here in Spain, I’m pleased to find that I’m thinking “VAMOS ESPAÑA”!

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spaIn’s eIGht Year Old Queen - tO - Be!

RIeNDs whO gO tO schOOL and ballet class with little 8-year old Leonor will soon have to call her “highness”. Now that her grandfather Juan carlos is stepping down as king of spain her childhood will never be the same again.

Prince Felipe’s wife Letizia gave birth to Leonor on October 31, 2005. Letizia, an exnewsreader, is already a darling of the people and press with her model looks and disarming smile and along with Leonor and her sister Sofia, aged seven, they could possibly be the

cutest royal family in the world! Once her father Felipe is crowned king, she will no longer be “Infanta”, but Princess and eventually Queen of Spain. She will also be the youngest direct royal heir in Europe. Many people believe that the new generation of a younger Spanish royal family is exactly what it needs to save its image. The Prince’s biographer, Jose Apezarena said: “Until now, her parents have deliberately protected her so that she is not in the papers all the time. Those days are over. They will still try to minimise the impact on her personal life, but soon she is going to be the heir to

the throne. It will change her life. I feel a bit sorry for her because the change is going to take away some of her freedom. Leonor is a very intelligent child, very active but calm. She faces the cameras with great serenity, She is very caring towards her sister. She makes sure to give her advice and help. She does the same things as her classmates, eats in school, goes to ballet class, and studies English. They have been explaining to her for some time who she is, who her parents and grandparents are, and what their role is in the country, she has been listening to that, but she is still very young.”

When Felipe is crowned, Letizia will become queen and Leonor will take the title Princess of Asturias. She is expected to follow the same preparation for the crown as her father did, with military training when she is older. At 18, she must swear loyalty to the king and the constitution. The couple have kept their daughters largely out of view so their childhoods can be as normal as possible, but now she is heiress to the throne, we can expect to see a lot more of this cute little princess.

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BONES FOUND NEAR CERVANTES GRAVE e xperts searching for the remains of Miguel de cervantes say they have detected bones in five areas near the great spanish writer’s burial site, but cannot yet confirm whether any of them belong to him.exploration

began in May to find the exact whereabouts of the writer’s remains and Radar operator Luis avial said last Monday the areas containing evidence of bone remains were found in the convent of the Barefoot trinitarians in Madrid,

pIlOt KIlled In Jet crash

where the “Don Quixote” author was buried in 1616. With initial radar tests concluded, the team hopes to begin excavation and complete forensic identification this year. The experts hope Cervantes’ teeth and three musket shots he received as a soldier will help with identification.

high court probes a cameraman shelling

eUROFIghteR Jet crashed while attempting to landing at an air base near sevilla in southwestern spain killing its pilot, a defence ministry spokeswoman said: “A Eurofighter crashed on landing at the start of the runway of the moron base,” The sole pilot of the plane, an air force captain, was killed. The moron air base is shared by Spain and the uS Air force, but only Spain operates the Eurofighter jet, which is a multi-purpose twin-engine fighter jet introduced in 2003, and

PaIN’s hIgh cOURt ruled last Friday that a criminal investigation be launched into the killing of spanish cameraman Jose couso by a Us tank shell in Iraq in 2003, despite a new law passed by spain’s centre-right government in March, placing limits on judicial powers in international cases. Judicial authorities have sought the arrest and questioning of three US soldiers accused of involvement in Couso’s death. Ukrainian cameraman Taras Protsyuk,, was also killed by the shell that crashed into a Baghdad hotel. The new law curbs the powers of judges to prosecute human rights cases under the principle of universal jurisdiction. The High Court must now rule on the legality of all pending cases one by one and must be dismissed if they do not meet the new legal requirements that those accused of alleged human rights abuses must themselves be Spanish citizens. Despite the alleged perpetrators of Couso’s death not being Spanish, the High Court ruled that the case could be continued under terms of the Geneva Convention, which defines the rights and protection afforded to civilians in war zones. In November 2004, a US Defense

Department report stated that US forces bore “no fault or negligence” in the shelling of the hotel, where 100 international journalists were staying. Universal jurisdiction, the principle that crimes such as genocide and torture are so serious they can be prosecuted across borders, was pioneered by Spain in 1985 and led to the detention in London of Chilean former dictator Pinochet in 1998 through an arrest warrant issued from Spain. European University of Madrid law professor Nieves Noval said about 13 cases in areas from El Salvador to Rwanda were being processed in Spanish courts: “It’s been said that when people could not find justice, they came to Spain.” However, China, Israel and the United States have all bristled at Spanish judicial i nve s t i g a t i o n s into allegations of genocide, rights abuses or war crimes. Critics say this led to the tightening of the law to prevent diplomatic disputes.

is built by a consortium made up of British defence group BAE, European aerospace group Airbus and italian defence contractor finmeccanica. it is designed as a highly agile multirole aircraft, capable of ground-attack as well as its primary air defence role. last month the head of Airbus’ defence division, Bernhard Gerwert, said the consortium would stop making the Eurofighter jet in 2018 if it did not win new export contracts for the fighter jet. Talks were underway to sell Eurofighter jets outside of Europe, to Qatar, Saudi Arabia, kuwait and malaysia.

Spain to pay EU Aid package back early

ePUty PRIMe MINIsteR soraya saenz de santamaria said last Friday that spain will start paying back early part of the 41 billion-euro ($55 billion) aid package it received from the european Union in 2012 to prop up ailing banks and prevent the nation from descending into financial chaos,

Spain will pay back 1.3 billion euros (soon, even though payments were not due on the rescue funding until 2022, she said. Spain’s banks were hit hard with bad loans and saddled with property after a prolonged real estate boom burst. Amid intense international fears that the country’s financial

system could collapse, the EU approved the aid package. Saenz de Santamaria said the government also approved an economic stimulus package with 40 measures that it hopes will generate economic stimulus of 11 billion euros . The measures reduce what banks collect from credit and debit card purchases in a bid to help small and medium size businesses, provide new incentives for vehicle purchases and increase credit lines. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy said last weekend that Spain will lower its corporate tax rate from 30 percent to 25 percent but Saenz de Santamaria did not mention that plan or give guidance on when the tax break would be approved.

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Bamboo towels & sheets they are brand new to tenerife; in fact, they are brand new to anywhere! you may not have heard of Bamboo towels or sheets before, but they are here and they are fabulous. Take an opportunity to discover the benefits of having bamboo bath towels. Picture yourself getting out of the bath or shower and wrapping yourself in pure heaven, in possibly the softest bath towel ever. Bamboo towels allow you to dry yourself off quickly due to their premium absorbent properties while also giving you the luxurious feeling of the softest fabric you have ever felt against your body. Imagine sleeping on pure heaven, now you can with the amazing Bamboo sheets that are now also available in a selection of different colours. Experience the ultimate in sleep comfort. Pure cotton can often feel a bit rough to the touch; not only will you find that the towels are exceptionally soft and absorbent, but you will also find that they are durable for everyday use. They are also perfect for people who want to maintain a hygienic environment, because they

are naturally odour resistant due to the fibres fast-drying characteristics. So say goodbye to that disgusting mildew smell you get from other towels from time to time, and bathe in serenity. Bamboo fabric is created from the bamboo pulp and is 100% biodegradable. It is also anti-bacterial and hypoallergenic; bamboo is naturally antibacterial and resists mould, mildew, fungi and dust mites. These properties remain intact, making it suitable for those with eczema, hyper-sensitive skin or hay fever caused by dust mite. Even better news is that bamboo fabric require less frequent washing, it needs no more than a 30Ë&#x161;C wash and dries in half the time of cotton. Tumble dry low and remove from dryer as soon as it stops to avoid unnecessary creasing. The only place that actually stocks these delicious items is Antiquities Tenerife in Las Chafiras. The have stock in three different colours, soft brown, grey and aubergine. Pop in and see them and feel the difference for yourself.

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range of commemorative events were held at Pegasus Bridge on the morning of 5th June to mark its iconic status as where the D-Day landings started, 70 years ago. Lord Astor, Under Secretary of State for Defence and the Lords Spokesman on Defence, and Air Chief Marshal Sir Joseph French, Vice-Chairman Commonwealth War Graves Commission, joined some 500 veterans and their relatives at the Musée Memorial Pegasus. The visit included the concurrent laying of wreaths at the Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire Light Infantry Memorial and at a statue of Brigadier James Hill, Commander of 3rd Parachute Brigade and the unveiling of a restored Centaur artillery observation vehicle used by the Royal Marines on D-Day A commemorative service was then held at the memorials at the Pegasus Bridge landing site, with wreathes laid by veterans and current representatives of the three units involved in the

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operation – 2nd Battalion, The Oxford and Buckinghamshire Light Infantry; The Glider Pilot Regiments; and The Parachute Regiment. The Prince of Wales, Colonel in Chief of Army Air Corps, and The Duchess of Cornwall then visited Pegasus Bridge to lay a wreath at the Glider Pilot Memorial before meeting veterans. Ranville lunch, 5th June The Prince of Wales, Colonel in Chief of The Parachute Regiment, attended a lunch in Ranvile t for D-Day veterans from 6th Airborne Division who took part in the D-Day landings. His Royal Highness also presented a bust of Major Jack Watson MC, who played a key role in organising commemorations of D-Day as president of the Air Assault Normandy Trust, to the Commune of Ranville. The village was the first to be liberated on D-Day and has maintained strong links with veterans. Ranville parachuting, 5th June More than 300 troops, including a D-Day veteran, took part in a parachute drop to commemorate the involvement of airborne forces in D-Day.

British, Canadian, French and American paratroopers jumped on to the same fields near Ranville that were used as a drop zone 70 years ago, watched by The Prince of Wales, Colonel in Chief of The Parachute Regiment, and the Chief of the General Staff General Sir Peter Wall. D-Day veteran Jock Hutton, 89, did a tandem jump with the Red Devils, The Parachute Regiment’s freefall display team, to start the jump. This was followed by a flypast by two Spitfires from the RAF’s Battle of Britain Memorial Flight and a Dakota, the transport aircraft used on D-Day, from which 12 British troops jumped. The main body of paratroopers - from the British 16 Air Assault Brigade; the Canadian 3rd Battalion, Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry; American 82nd Airborne Division; and the French 11e Brigade Parachutiste - then jumped in.

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RItIsh cOMeDIaN and actor Rik Mayall has died aged just 56.

Best known for his breakout role as anarchist Rick in The Young Ones in which he starred with his friend Adrian Edmondson, they later both also starred in the sitcom Bottom. Seen as a pioneer of alternative comedy, Mayall also appeared in Blackadder, The Comic Strip presents and The New Statesman. He co-wrote The Young Ones with Lise Mayer and Ben Elton, which ran for 12 episodes between 1982 and 1985. It shared

cult status and schoolboy humour with later sitcom Bottom. He also famously played the loud-mouthed and lecherous Lord Flashheart in BBC comedy series Blackadder, starring Rowan Atkinson. His manager Roger Davidson said: “It is a terrible shock. All we know... is that Rik died at home. He touched many lives, and always for the better.” Long-time friend and comedy partner Ade Edmondson added: “There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most

carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now he’s died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard.” Police said they were called to reports of a sudden death of a man in his 50s at 13:19 BST on Monday, in Barnes in south west London. The Metropolitan Police said the death was not believed to be suspicious. Ben Elton said of his friend: “He changed my life utterly,” adding: “He always made me cry with laughter, now he’s just made me cry.” Stephen Fry, who appeared with Mayall in

Blackadder, described his co-star as “an authentic comedy genius and a prince among men,” adding he was “simply distraught” at the news. Nigel Planer, who played the hapless hippie Neil in The Young Ones, said he was “very, very sad and upset that we’ve lost Rik, who was inspirational, bonkers, and a great life force Mayall’s film roles included the comedies Drop Dead Fred and Guest House Paradiso. Mayall is survived by his loving wife and 3 children.

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England squad arrive in Brazil E

ngland’s national team arrived in Brazi this week ahead of the start of the 2014 Fifa World Cup, where they checked into the Royal Tulip Hotel, south of Rio’s city centre and will be training on a secure military base beneath the famous Sugar Loaf mountain. Roy Hodgson’s side played their last pre-tournament match against Honduras in Miami on Saturday night, drawing 0-0. The first match in their World Cup campaign is against Italy, tomorrow, Saturday, 14th June. They then face Uruguay on Thursday, 19th June before ending Group D against Costa Rica on Tuesday, 24th June. Last Saturday’s friendly against Honduras was delayed by more than 40 minutes because of a thunderstorm, the England squad and staff flew to Rio straight after the game. Manager Hodgson was relieved to escape without any injuries and content with a draw saying: “England, for once, are not burdened down by

huge weight of expectation but the prospect of playing a World Cup in the game’s spiritual home is engendering great excitement. It has been three excellent weeks of preparation. The squad is growing stronger, they are bonding together very well and the mood is one of quiet optimism and a reasonable degree of confidence. That is all you can hope for. Now is when the real football begins and I am happy that we are in good spirits and the players have really done as much as we could ask of them.”

Phoning It In! The New Land Rover you can drive with your phone!

he latest Land Rover, to be the replacement for the Discovery was previewed this week at the New York motor Show. The Discovery Vision Concept is full to the brim with the latest innovative technology… including the ability to drive it with your phone! The amazing vehicle gives the driver the ability to control the vehicle at very low

speeds via a smartphone, for instance, if a driver is attempting to navigate difficult terrain or even a difficult to get in parking space and needs to get out of the car. Transparent Bonnet technology, which allows the driver to “see” under the car via a Head-Up display on the windscreen and infrared sensors in the foglights that scan the ground ahead, map the terrain and display the imagery on a screen inside the car are just some of the other amazing features this incredible motor boasts.

The Discovery Vision Concept also uses augmented reality to create what Land Rover calls “smart glass” which can display imagery, like a computer screen, while being completely transparent. Working in conjunction with eye-tracking sensors, it can display information on surroundings based on what the occupants of the vehicle are looking at. Gaze at a passing landmark, for example, and the vehicle can tell you what it is and how to get there. Swiping the window can then send

this information to a smartphone or tablet. Even the panoramic sunroof can be used to display screensavers, such as a starry night sky. Land Rover is yet to confirm which elements of the technology we are likely to see on the production version of the new Discovery or Freelander replacement, which will go on sale in 2015. The launch of the new vehicles also ties in with the original Discovery’s 25th anniversary.

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chAllEnGinG Puzzle

EASy Puzzle

SuDoku Every Sudoku has a unique solution that can be reached logically.

Enter numbers into the blank spaces so that each row, column and 3 x 3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.

answers to the sUDOkU are on page 2.

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Gulp!!

BRItIsh sNORkeLeR off the coast of cornwall was almost swallowed alive when he encountered a huge basking shark. Lew Smart, 31, was sunbathing on the beach at Senne Cove in Cornwall when he spotted a large fin in the water. Incredibly Smart (possibly by name, not nature) dived into the water with his underwater camera to film the monster fish The basking shark was a huge 15ft specimen and is shown gliding through the water with its huge mouth agape, wide enough to have swallowed the man whole, however Basking sharks pose no threat to humans, only feeding on plankton

as they swim through the ocean. Lew has swum with sharks before, he has been chased by both a tiger shark and a reef shark on separate occasions! He stayed in the water for 20 minutes to observe this particular breed’s behaviour, he said: ‘We get basking sharks quite frequently just off the beach in Senne. After I saw it about 30 metres out I decided to jump in the sea as I thought it would be quite cool to have a swim with it.’ From May to October basking sharks come up from the deep ocean to feed on Plankton blooms. They are often spotted in British waters.

“Big Fan, By the Way”

he OFFIce” and “Derek” star Ricky gervais spoke about the most “uncomfortable” moment a fan can pick to compliment his “body of work”, to “put a finger on” what it is they like about him, “point out” and “delve deep” into some of the themes and generally “get to the bottom” of what it’s all about... during a prostate exam!!!

Late Show.” and talked about trying to stay fit and healthy as he is getting older. He and Craig Ferguson dicussed the aches and pains that come with exercising while in their 50s. But then, Gervais shifted the topic to prostate exams. In the US it’s common for men to start getting

The star was on “The Late

prostate exams after the age of 40, as Gervais said in the UK that was something that starts at 50. Nevertheless, it’s something he’s had to deal with for five years now. Five years, though, was not long enough to make it feel normal when his doctor recognized him in the middle of the exam. Gervais used a very clear hand gesture to show what was going on physically during the exam, and said, “He does that and he went, ‘Big fan by the way.’” I wonder if he got a warm hand on his entrance!

‘Dracula’ Ant Species Discovered

IX NEW SPECIES of socalled Dracula antsmysterious bloodsucking insects have been identified in Madagascar and they are just plain weird, so much so, that they seem to defy many of the normal rules that scientists use to classify ants. Study co-author Masashi Yoshimura, a researcher at the

California Academy of Sciences, said in a statement: “The genus Mystrium is the most mysterious group within the bizarre Dracula ants “Mystrium was a difficult group to identify because of the remarkable variation within each species.” Dracula ants, so named because they suck the blood of their young in a process dubbed “nondestructive cannibalism,” were first discovered in a rotting log in Madagascar more than

a decade ago. But for years, these weird insects confounded researchers, as looks can be deceiving for the Dracula ants. ,” study co-author Brian Fisher, an entomologist, said: “The role of an individual in a colony is not always obvious by its appearance. Ants that look similar may be minor workers in one species but queens in another species.” For instance, the workers sometimes become queen ants;

the queens may have short, nonexistent or large wings; and the queens can often be smaller than the workers. In addition, the genus had three different modes of reproduction, making classification even more difficult. After collecting and scrutinizing thousands of the ants in Madagascar for two decades, Yoshimura and Fisher figured out a method for distinguishing new species. The ants start out as either

a male, a large queen or a major or minor worker, Yoshimura said. Though some of the workers may then go on to reproduce or even become queens, identifying the species requires knowing these origin states, not the current role, of the ant. Classifying them also requires understanding their reproductive style. Using this new framework, the researchers were able to reclassify several existing species and identify six completely new ones.

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GROUP A 12/06 21:00 Brazil ….. Croatia ….. 13/06 17:00 Mexico ….. Cameroon ….. 17/06 20:00 Brazil ….. Mexico ….. 18/06 23:00 Cameroon …… Croatia ….. 23/06 21:00 Cameroon …… Brazil …… 23/06 21:00 Croatia ….. Mexico

GROUP B 13/06 20:00 Spain ….. Nederlands ….. 13/06 23:00 Chile ….. Australia ….. 18/06 17:00 Australia ….. Nederlands ….. 18/06 20:00 Spain ….. Chile …..

GROUP E

23/06 17:00 Australia ….. Spain …..

15/06 17:00 Switzerland …. Equador ….

23/06 17:00 Nederlands ….. Chile ….

15/06 20:00 France ….. Honduras …… 20/06 20:00 Switzerland …. France ….. 20/06 23:00 Honduras ….. Equador ….. 25/06 21:00 Honduras …. Switzerland …. 25/06 21:00 Equador ….. France …...

GROUP F 15/06 23:00 Argentina …. Bos –Herce 16/06 20:00 Iran….. Nigeria …… 21/06 17:00 Argentina ….. Iran….. 21/06 23:00 Nigeria …. Bos-Herce 25/06 17:00 Nigeria ….. Argentina ….. 25/06 17:00 Bos-Herce ….. Iran …..

LAST 16 28/06 17:00

Vs.

1A 2B

04/07 21:00 Quarter-Fiinal 28/06 21:00

1C 2D 30/06 17:00

08/07 21:00 Semi –Final

1E 2F 30/06 21:00 1G 2H

04/07 17:00 Quarter-Final

3rd/4th 12/07

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spOtlIGht On BaltI BaltI

NDIaN FOOD has to be my favourite takeout food. there’s nothing quite like arranging your dishes, sides, poppadoms and pickles in front of you before you hit play as you settle down to watch a movie or new show you’re catching up on.

I’ve tried many different ones over the years but Balti Balti is a Belter! Situated opposite the Passarela centre just up from the Mirador in Los Cristianos , Balti Balti is in the corner of a busy block of bars and restaurants, I was first recommended it by a friend when I still lived in Palm Mar, and they delivered so after trying it they were soon our night in with a movie accom-

paniment meal, we didn’t even need to tell them the address as I was obviously one of the few brave enough, or stupid enough to regularly order the lamb phaal!! Anyway, after regularly taking advantage of their early bird menu, only 10.95 for poppadoms, pickles a choice of starter including onion bhaji, chicken pakora, samosas or chicken tikka, a main course curry of any meat and sauce apart from King prawn and rice, chips or naan, we decided last Sunday to sit in and eat at the restaurant. It’s tastefully decorated, no flock wallpaper and dodgy music, it was Bruno Mars and modern decor. We mostly opted for different choices to our usual take out favourites, the lamb jalfrezi was incredibly tasty, whilst both Becky’s

starter ( tender chunks of tandoori chicken with melted cheese in the gaps on a bed of sizzling onions) and starter and lamb saag (lamb cooked with spices and spinach) had me drooling over her plate! There’s no question that their takeout is beautiful but eating in just took it up another notch, everything was piping or sizzling hot and when Becky’s cheese and garlic naan arrived, which is something she often orders it was amazing to eat fresh out of the oven, runny gooey cheese and pungent garlic, mmmm next time I’m having what Bex had! So if you want a great takeout, try Balti Balti, but if want an even better Indian dining experience, book a table now.

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GROUP D 14/06 20:00 Uruguay ….. Costa Rica ….. 14/06 23:00 ENGLAND ….. Italy ….. GROUP C

19/06 20:00 Uruguay ….. ENGLAND

14/06 17:00 Columbia ….. Greece ….. 15/06 14:00 Ivory Coast ….. Japan ….. 19/06 17:00 Columbia ….. Ivory Coast ….

20/06 17:00 Italy ….. Costa Rica ….. 24/06 17:00 Costa Rica ….. ENGLAND …. 24/06 17:00 Italy ….. Uruguay …..

19/06 23:00 Japan ….. Greece ….. 24/06 21:00 Japan ….. Greece ….. 24/06 21:00 Greece ….. Ivory Coast ….. GROUP G 16/06 17:00 Germany ….. Portugal …. 16/06 23:00 Ghana….. USA…… 21/06 20:00 Germany ….. Ghana …… 22/06 23:00 USA …… Portugal …….

GROUP H 17/06 17:00 Belgium….. Algeria….. 17/06 23:00 Russia ….. South Korea….. 22/06 17:00 Belgium ….. Russia ….. 22/06 20:00 South Korea … Algeria ... 26/06 21:00 Algeria …… Russia …… 26/06 21:00 South Korea ….. Belgium

26/06 17:00 Portugal ….. Ghana…… 26/06 17:00 USA ….. Germany …... LAST 16 29/06 17:00

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2A 29/06 21:00 1D 2C

09/07 21:00 Semi-Final

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entertAinMent By Marc Craig

First look at “Old luke”

TATUM WILL GAMBLE AS GAMBIT

Mark Hamill Will Look Like This In Star Wars: Episode VII

hollywood heartthrob channing Tatum Says ‘i’m About as in as i could Possibly Be’ for GAmBiT; hopes to “change up” the Superhero movie. “Gambit is about as happening as it t wasN’t so long ago that channing tatum was best possibly can. Right now it’s just with known for films like dance the lawyers and they’re all doing their drivel step Up, Dear John, and stuff that I’m not involved in, but and action man mess, g.I. Joe: I’m about as in as I could possibly be. the Rise of cobra. Just lately We talked story, we’re getting into though,tatum has started tak- it—we’re gonna try to change up the ing some big risks with excel- superhero-type movie, maybe give lent payoffs. Director steven us something a little different. In my soderbergh has managed to opinion, Gambit is an outlier in the Xbring out his inner actor in films Men [universe], he’s not a good guy in like Magic Mike, haywire, and a way. He smokes, he drinks, he’s chasing women, he’s a thief. I’m not like an side effects, and he has proved X-Men head but I just love him.” he can more than handle comAsked if the film might be rated R, edy with standout roles in 21 and while Tatum didn’t say “no”, he reJump street and this Is the end. peated the fact that the project is in

aRk haMILL gave us our first clue to what the older Luke skywalker in these shots promoting the upcoming annual star wars weekend in Orlando, Florida.

Hamill who is reprising his role of Jedi warrior Luke Skywalker in J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: Episode VII, Hamill, now 60, tipped a visual cue to the state of Luke Skywalker in the new trilogy,

especially when he’s holding a lightsaber and standing next to Mickey Mouse! It’s quite fitting that, with the greeting beard he bears a passing resemblance to his mentor Obi Wan, and it seems likely, with Star Wars habit of recurring themes, old Luke may take on the training of a young student, who is strong in the Force...but will they be able to resist the lure of the Dark Side? Mark Hamill was the guest of honour and an extreme coup for the Orlando event, especially as

he’s already begun filming Star Wars: Episode VII in London. As was reported on the Disney Parks Web site, Hamill will be part of the daily “Legends of the Force” motorcade, which goes down the main street in Walt Disney World’s Hollywood park. He’ll participate in a special talk show that fans can attend. And fans at home can follow along by tracking the hashtag #DisneyTheForce all weekend.

strange casting

aRVeL are becoming notorious for “leaking” information on future productions on a Friday. two weeks ago, they announced that ant-Man was directorless after having edgar weight attached as director for a decade or more. Now, not only have they leaked two more potential ant-Man helmers, but they’re also spreading word that two actors are being sought for the title role in Doctor strange. According to the leak, Tom Hardy and Benedict Cumberbatch are hot favourites Marvel sees Doctor Strange as a key piece in

their post-Avengers: Age Of Ultron Phase Three plans (particularly with no Iron Man 4 on the horizon), so there’s a lot of pressure on the fantasy film to be a major player as far as box office and, in the wake of AntMan, positive geek buzz. Tom Hardy, 36, has brutish good looks, but often obscures or outright hides them in a series of facial prosthetics and outlandish accents. something of a chameleon, in that

his appearance is never the same from one movie to the next. He’d bring a working-class edge to Strange, and make him convincing in hand-to-hand battle, which would be helpful if they’re making a more grounded Doctor Strange. He’s done superhero or more accurately, villain before as the masked Bane in The Dark Knight Rises but he’s got potential franchise-starter Splinter Cell, and he’s the new Mad Max in Fury Road. Benedict Cumberbatch has been mentioned for the role before. BBC’s Sherlock seems a more obvious choice, Cumberbatch is

Now it seems that Tatum is aiming for his own superhero movie. Tatum has long been keen on playing the X-Men character Gambit and with recent news that there are plans for a standalone Gambit movie with Tatum. During a press junket for 22 Jump Street, Tatum cautioned that it’s still very early in the story stages, but confirmed he’s as in as he “could possibly be” and said he’d like to change up the superhero movie with this film. Though there has been no official announcement, the actor said that the deal is just about done:

the very early planning stages: “[It could] possibly [be rated R], but I don’t think they’ll ever—I don’t know, we’re still in the very, very, early, early stages. We don’t even have a writer, we just talked very, very early stuff.” Next up in the X-Men universe will be X-Men: Apocalypse in 2016, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility to think that Gambit could start picking up steam later this year. Better start practising that Cajun accent Channing!

classically regal and would bring a haughty charm to Strange. So, although a working class slightly thuggish Strange would be interesting, my money’s on Cumberbatch, even if only for the simple reason that I’ve got a thing about people who have already been a superhero or villain being cast as another one- I’ve only just got over the fact that the Human Torch is now Captain America, so no Bane as Strange!!

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sHArPLes in session By John sharples

the eaGle has landed

eNDy MORReLL has sat down for an enjoyable time watching tennis on the television. suddenly there was an almighty whoosh and an eagle with 4 foot wingspan came in through the window and madly began to flap around in her living room smashing ornaments and terrorizing her in the process. the one and a half foot high bird settled down after a while in her home at Poole in Dorset and started to peck at a bowl of pot pourri until she fed it pieces of ham. Wendy and her friend tried to lead the Eagle out of the house with the ham but the bird was having none of it and wouldn’t be led. Escape came in the form of Wessex Bird of Prey

Centre as they lured the bird away with a dead chick. After a few enquiries it was found that the bird was called storm and he had been reported missing by his owner after he broke tethers three days earlier. Storm had been trained to keep seagulls from a landfill site.

a FeW Wee Facts t he ROMaNs kNew that urine was a useful commodity but modern man just can’t wait to get rid of it. here are ten things that it can be used for …. ReaLLy! I’m not taking the Pee! 1 It can be used to tan leather 2 Makes a great bleach and is still used by some tribes to wash clothes 3 It can be used to make gunpowder as it contains a substance called saltpierre 4 Egyptians and Romans used to use it to whiten their teeth. YUCK 5 Stem Cells found in urine have been used to grow new teeth. 6 Physicists have had great success creating a paper battery using urine. 7 It contains certain chemicals that make it useful in dying materials. The use of urine in the clothing industry was widespread at one time. 8 It is said that washing in it will improve your skin quality. It is particularly good for the hair and scalp and stimulates new hair growth. 9 Urine is an excellent fertilizer

for plants when watered down and it also repels animals from eating your fruit and veg. It would repel me too! Hudder the thought! 10 Scientists in Bristol have come up with a way of charging mobile phones using urine. So you see, the simplest of things can be used in all sorts of ways. I can’t see many of the above ideas really taking off but it just shows us that the things that we throw away aren’t always rubbish. Maybe, one day, we will learn to be a little less particular about “nasty” things and in the process start to thing about our effects on the world. Until then I will wash my hair in perfumed shampoo and clean my teeth with my favourite flavor of toothpaste

d daY I

sat aND watcheD almost all of the D Day celebrations this week. Many of the interviews brought a tear to my eye. the soldier who escaped from his nursing home to visit the beaches made me weep with pride. there were some honourable men in that war. Men who put their lives on their line for their country and those who survived have lived their lives with the memories of what they did and saw imprinted on their brains. War is such a terrible waste and I can’t see the point in it. It is usually started by a minority or even one man and ends up consuming all the people around it. The allied forces were clever and it was brains that baffled the brawn in the end. They played out Normandy like a game of chess and they won. God Bless them All and God Bless the Freedom that we all enjoy today.

mOVe that car

car parked in front of a fire hydrant in wilmington, Delaware had its windscreen smashed along with one of its side windows by the Fire Brigade.

they then fed the hose through the car to enable them to get the water to the fire.

it is illegal to park within 15 metres of a hydrant in the town and just to add

insult to injury, the police came along and slapped a parking fine on it. Then for good measure they towed the car away as well. now, that’s what i call having a bad day!

rIcKY martIn

he seXy sINgeR is back and almost everyone is swooning over the guy. he hasn’t aged a single day in the last ten years and his new album sounds great. he has a new song, called Vida, which is one of the official songs for World cup Brazil. The track is exactly what you would expect from the latin wonder and he will be soaring up the charts of the world over the next few weeks. listen out for the song …. one to get your feet tapping!

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Sea It To Believe It! L IVINg ON a relatively small island surrounded by warm seas and deep oceans, there is rarely a trip to the beach or a dip in the sea not accompanied by the thought of what’s swimming, crawling or slithering beneath the surface those crystalline waters. seas throughout the world are home to some of the earths most bizarre residents. here are some of the most truly weird watery wonders.

The Blobfish was recently named the world’s ugliest animal and for good reason. This grotesque fish inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania, as well as the waters of New Zealand. the aptly named Ghost Shrimp only has color when it eats something colorful. It resides in lakes and rivers throughout the central portion of the United States. The Blind Lobster is also called the Dinochelus ausubeli, which means terrible and fearful in Greek. The new species is represented by only four specimens. The Census of Marine Life collected it at 300 meters. The Jeweled Umbrella Squid was found 1,650 feet beneath the North Atlantic Ocean. The eyes

Question One: What does the Latin expression ‘ad nauseam’ mean? Question two: In 1862, who landed in southern Italy with a view to unifying the country?

Question three: Whose funeral was seriously disrupted by flooding of Bath Road, Maidenhead in 1852? Question Four: Where exactly did the Great Fire of 1665 begin? Question Five: What is the name of the Caribbean holiday island owned by Virgin bass Richard Branson? Question six: Shield cones, hornit cones, and calderas are all shapes of what natural phenomenon?

Question seven: Which African mountain has snow on its peak all year round?

Question eight: What is the national anthem of Australia? Question Nine: What is the capital of Pakistan? Question ten: By what name is the Orion nebula more commonly

known?

Question eleven: The racing cars of which Italian manufacturer scored over 2,000 victories in the 1920’s?

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on this distinct beauty are mismatched. One is bigger than the other which helps with scoping it’s prey in the darkness. The Sea Angel is normally seen swimming in groups and is classified into six families. The sea slugs were discovered in 2005 by the Census of Marine Life at about 1,148 feet under the ocean. The sea angel is actually a naked snail. The Yeti Crab is new to science and belongs to a new family of crustaceans. The hairlike setae provides a nutritional source and hosts mats of chemosynthetic bacteria. The Young Ice Fish has no red blood cells and it’s blood is filled with anti-freeze. The unique underwater creature is adapted to the cold waters of Antarctica continental shelf where it resides. The vampire squid is a deep sea cephalopod found throughout the tropical oceans in the world. The phylogenetic relict is the only known survivor of it’s order, Vampyromorphida. The deformed looking fish washed up on the Brazilian beach. It’s fins appear to be a cross between legs and wings making it one bizarre discovery. The “Longnose Batfish” uses it’s strong pectoral and pelvic as hands and feet. I The albino, and one eyed shark was

first discovered as a fetus inside of it’s mother in the Sea of Cortez. Many questioned the legitimacy of this cyclops shark but scientists have confirmed it is real. Thanks to a congenital condition called “cyclopia”, the 22 inch long fetus has one eye in the front of its head.

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HoMe AnD gArDening By Linda Barratt

aVINg a Few PROBLeMs in the garden folks? wondering why those tomatoes and pepper plants are turning yellow or haven’t many blooms on your flowers? Maybe you are fortunate enough to own a lawn, but your turf is turning brown....No it’s not just strong sun or watering that’s the problem, it could have more to do with the lack of magnesium in your soil, prohibiting nutrients being absorbed through the roots. well let me tell you folks to go get yourself some epsom salts..... no not for yourself personally, though a little of these magic salts in a bath could achieve a sedated nervous system and a few relaxed muscles to go out into your garden and enjoy it. Epsom Salt is a natural mineral consisting of two major components...magnesium and sulphur. Great for not only fertilizing plants but also to encourage greener growth with higher yields and more blooms.

epsom salts

No point in rushing off down the garden path wafting your packet of Epsom and hoping the fairies will deposit the salts where needed. Not happening. The fairies are too busy down the bottom of our garden having headaches of their own. So here’s a few pointers as to how to use these wonderful salts on your own crops,flowers and foliage. FLOWERING PLANTS...put one tablespoon of Epsom salt into one gallon of water. This mixture will help force blooms. TOMATOES and PEPPERS...use one tablespoon per foot of plant height and apply every few weeks to keep the leaves from yellowing. HOUSEPLANTS...use two tablespoons per gallon of water feeding the plants monthly. TREES...apply two tablespoons per nine square feet over the rooting area three times per year. This method also applies to shrubs, bushes and evergreens such as azalea or rhododendron but to be applied over the root area every two to four weeks. ROSES...wow...they do love this salt...use one tablespoon per foot of plant height per plant every two weeks. Also you could scratch into the soil around the base of your plant to encourage flowering canes and healthy new base cane growth. You can even encourage the plants by soaking unplanted bushes in a mixture of one cup Epsom per gallon of water. It really does help the roots

to recover. Don’t forget to throw a tablespoon into the hole before planting neither... they really do have a greedy love of it. LAWNS...sprinkle on the lawn or mix with water on a regular basis for good strong green colour with a dense coverage.

Well i do hope you find these tips of use yourselves...me im off to make myself a skin mask using Epsom in the mixture then im off down the bottom of the garden to join the faries in the bird bath.....cheer up my weary feet....

chalkboard painting

MeNtIONeD Last week about chalkboard painting plant pots but you can in fact use it on walls, furniture and lots of household decors. It’s also a perfect backdrop for writing your own messages or labels on items around the home or on gifts etc.

Making your own chalkboard paint in absolutely any colour couldn’t be easier and though most recommend the use of latex paint in your mix, i have personally tried this out using acrylic....and it does work. So if you have part tins of either i really don’t think that you can go wrong. Measurements for your mix is also so very easy to remember. Simply for each half cup of paint (acrylic or latex) you will need one tablespoon of unsanded tile grout.....And that’s it! Mix your own paint colours together to find the perfect shade you need, and the tile grout can be purchased at any hardware store or

ferreteria. Then keeping to the above rule of thumb for your measured mix stir the grout into the paint until there are no lumps remaining using a plastic dish and spoon. You are now ready to paint away on any object that you wish to, but i do advise that because the paint will begin to harden once it is mixed, only mix what you will need at any given time as it will not store like other paints. Once your chalkboard paint has dried completely you will then need to slate the surface before writing upon for the first time. A simple process achieved by lightly rubbing chalk along the surface and then lightly rubbing the chalk off again With an abundance of ideas for the use of chalk-boarding I’m sure you could have a little fun. Why not personalise your own mugs cups and glassware. Have a go at painting pebbles, labelling spice jars, food containers, or even pans. Furniture and walls could be

painted in a child’s room. Who gives a lollipop for their doodling then! Could even impress the kids by erecting a massive home-made chalkboard boarding on the garden walls or fencing. Reminder/notice boards for the kitchen are always a good idea too...... handy for making aware to late home comers.....Dinners in the Dog!!!

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aquarius 20 January to 18 february

your energy seems pretty good, though you might have a tendency to overindulge. you may enjoy researching diet and exercise options, and reading the latest information on achieving optimum health. meanwhile, a full moon on Thursday is perfect for celebrations, parties, and all kinds of get-togethers. Although things could get very boisterous, it will likely be a lot of fun. Avoid holding your feelings back over the weekend. Talking over a problem could help you feel much better.

Pisces 19 february to 20 march

home and family affairs, along with leisure, pleasure, and other delights, can give this week a positive boost. Spending time with loved ones you enjoy hanging out with may be all you need to feel content. however, a full moon in your career sector could bring an opportunity to your attention. if so, take advantage of it. it may not last long. Thursday could spotlight difficulties in communication, but this can soon be resolved with skilful negotiation. later, simply ignore a jealous friend.

aries 21 march to 19 April

your dreams may have something important to tell you as neptune rewinds and a full moon in Sagittarius whips up emotions. Stay alert for reveries that could provide guidance. Be careful with spending on Thursday, and consider carrying some spare cash in case of a potential credit card mishap. Although your social life looks bright, positive, fun, and delightful over the days ahead, take it easy on Sunday. An intense influence suggests it isn’t a good time to start an argument.

taurus 20 April to 20 may

neptune rewinds in your creative and romance sector on monday, which might help you come to grips with a budding liaison. if you’ve been getting mixed signals, it might be not only due to mercury retrograde but also to someone being undecided about their feelings. This week you may gain extra clarity, giving you a chance to respond accordingly. A hidden conflict could come into the open over the weekend, when swords may be drawn. consider a compromise!

gemini 21 may to 21 June

As neptune enters its retrograde phase in your career sector, you could get an insight into a situation that’s been bothering you for some time. clarity may dawn, helping you to make an informed decision. relationships get a boost as the full moon in Sagittarius brings lively dynamism to your love life. Thursday can be a great day for a special date night, but try to avoid unnecessary drama if you can. if someone is tempted to overstep the mark on Sunday, be patient.

cancer 22 June to 22 July

With the Sun in your spiritual sector, try to make time to relax and reflect every day. Adopting a regular meditative habit could give you a fresh perspective on problems and greater confidence in dealing with them. meanwhile, a full moon on Thursday could encourage you to indulge your sweet tooth. if you’re feeling on edge, work out rather than eat, which could put on the pounds. A situation at home could come to a head on Sunday. Try to compromise and avoid arguments.

leo 23 July to 22 August

romance may be your number one preoccupation this week, as neptune rewinds in your sensitive Eighth house. Dreams of a loved one could wrap you in delicious fantasies in the days ahead. Also, a full moon in your love affair sector might encourage you to take the plunge. While you may have a wonderful time, consider the consequences to avoid regrets. The weekend brings plenty of social opportunities, but you could also attract some jealousy, which you might need to deflect with your charms.

Virgo 23 August to 22 September

Someone’s agenda may grow clearer, but think carefully before you decide what to do about it. Thursday’s full moon can be excellent for a party or other celebration at home. And the good news is that you can carry the fun over to friday for more sizzling entertainment. you might encounter too much red tape at work on Thursday, leaving you to negotiate a compromise or find a loophole. Try not to mix money and love over the weekend - it likely won’t work!

Libra 23 September to 23 october

Tension may develop this week, particularly if you find it hard to see eye to eye with someone. you may have good reason to be annoyed with this person, but this isn’t the time to ruffle feathers, particularly over the weekend. The full moon in your communication sector on Thursday could encourage you to say more than you intend. considering the above, it’s better to be tactful than too blunt. Arrange to do something fun with friends that day, especially if your self-esteem is low.

scorpio 24 october to 21 november

sagittarius 22 november to 21 December

you may feel full of life and energy during the full moon in your sign on Thursday. Try to avoid bluntness and hurting someone’s feelings, as that could be one consequence of this moon phase. on the other hand, it could coincide with a desire to have fun, go on an adventure, and live life to the max. Try not to mix money and friendship, especially over the weekend, as edgy aspects could turn a positive relationship into a minefield of awkwardness.

capricorn 22 December to 19 January

neptune turns retrograde on monday, helping you get to the heart of an issue that might have seemed muddled and confused. Emotions gradually build with a full moon in Sagittarius on Thursday to bring an element of fun into everyday proceedings. however, be careful not to be too blunt. Venus opposes Saturn on the same day, which could coincide with aloofness. keep talking so the channels of communication stay open. finally, Saturday could be edgy as mars squares Pluto. Try not to rock the boat!

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lady liberty arrives

n June 17th 1885, the dismantled statue of Liberty, a gift of friendship from the people of France to the people of america and to this day an enduring symbol of freedom and democracy, arrived in New york harbor after being shipped across the atlantic Ocean in 350 individual pieces packed in more than 200 cases. the copper and iron statue, was reassembled and dedicated in a ceremony presided over by U.s. President grover cleveland. Intended to commemorate the American Revolution and a century of friendship between the U.S. and France, the statue was designed by French sculptor FredericAuguste Bartholdi (who modeled it after his own mother), with assistance from engineer Gustave Eiffel, who later developed the iconic tower in Paris bearing his name. The statue was initially scheduled to be finished by 1876, the 100th anniversary of America’s Declaration of Independence; however, fundraising efforts, which included auctions, a lottery and boxing matches, took longer than anticipated, both in Europe and the U.S., where the statue’s pedestal was to be financed and constructed. The statue alone cost the French an estimated $250,000 (more than $5.5 million in today’s money). Finally completed in Paris in the summer of 1884, the statue, a robed female figure with an uplifted arm holding a torch, reached its new home on Bedloe’s Island in New York Harbor (between New York City and Hudson County, New Jersey) on June 17, 1885. After being reassembled, the 450,000-pound statue was officially dedicated on October 28, 1886, by President Cleveland, who said, “We will not forget that Liberty has here made her home; nor shall her chosen altar be neglected.” Standing more than 305 feet from the foundation of

its pedestal to the top of its torch, the statue, dubbed “Liberty Enlightening the World” by Bartholdi, was taller than any structure in New York City at the time. The statue was originally copper-colored, but over the years it underwent a natural color-change process called patination that produced its current greenish-blue hue. In 1892, Ellis Island, located near Bedloe’s Island (which in 1956 was renamed Liberty Island), opened as America’s chief immigration station, and for the next 62 years Lady Liberty, as the statue is nicknamed, stood watch over the more than 12 million immigrants who sailed into New York Harbor. Following the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, the statue was closed; its base, pedestal and observation deck reopened in 2004, while its crown re-opened to the public on July 4, 2009. (For safety reasons, the torch has been closed to visitors since 1916, after an incident called the Black Tom explosions in which munitionsladen barges and railroad cars on the Jersey City, New Jersey, waterfront were blown up by German agents, causing damage to the nearby statue.) Today, the Statue of Liberty is one of America’s most famous landmarks. Over the years she has been featured in numerous movies and countless photographs, and has received millions of visitors from around the globe.

“summercourt triangle” turns cars Into “christine”

sLeePy cORNwaLL village just outside Newquay has seen a series of ‘possessed’ automobiles as locks turn on and off by themselves Vehicles in Summercourt Cornwall are seeming to develop minds of their own, just like the titular classic car in the 1983 movie adaptation of Stephen King’s novel, which starred a sentient and violent automobile named “Christine”. The village has been dubbed the ‘Summercourt triangle’ as 30 cars seem to have been struck by paranormal activity The owners of the cars have claimed their vehicles are “possessed” after their locking system began turning on and off on their accord, trapping one child inside and leaving many stranded without transport. The strange happenings began six months ago and have been explained by nothing more supernatural than radio interference. Mike Parris, an expert from car technology firm SBD, said remote locking systems are vulnerable to interruption and that the Cornwall incidents were not unique. He said: “Residents could try and keep a log of when they have difficulties, the locations

which are worse and anything which helps to pinpoint it. These things are notoriously difficult to pin down.” Lin Howard, an affected motorist, said her car automatically locked her child inside, she said: “Another driver has not been able to start their car, they have to go home, get back to school, get someone to look at the car, then after a period of time it starts again.” Wendy Malham, another resident, added: “I got in the car to drive to school and the locks were going on-off, on-off, like it was possessed. I can’t actually lock my car anymore because the alarms go off. Another driver has not been able to start their car.”

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PUgH´s PAntrY By Barry Pugh

Bit On The Side

slOW cOOKer hellooo sparklettes! sWeet GarlIc chIcKen h Ow aRe we all this week??? I’m very well and thanks for asking!!! This week has been a very busy one for me at work, the afternoon live entertainment sessions have hit a new high with the combination of our veteran entertainer Marc Craig teaming up with the unstoppable Pip Brown!!! These two together are just amazing...so much so there’s been comparisons made to Ant and Dec and more accurately Tenerife’s own legendary Wildboyz from when they were in their prime...of course Marc was a founder member

who’s guilty of owning a slow cooker and never using it? I most definitely fall into that category. to be honest there are a lot of wonderful easy recipes that you can make in the dust collecting appliance, you can set it, go to work and when you get home there’s no need to start getting pans out!

I have seen some strange slow cooker recipes, one being homemade bread - apparently the results were amazing, I will have to give that a try I think! This week I am sharing with you a great easy recipe, that’s tasty and can be left for hours. Next week I will be giving you part 2 to our slow cooker experience with recipes you can make in the slow cooker – but with a twist – YOU CAN’T EAT THEM!

Ingredients: 4-6 chicken breasts 100g packed brown sugar 100ml vinegar (I used apple cider vinegar) 75ml lemon-lime lemonade

2-3 Tablespoons minced garlic 2 Tablespoons soy sauce 1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper 2 Tablespoons corn flour 2 Tablespoons water Red pepper flakes (optional)

Directions: Spray slow cooker with non-stick cooking spray. Place chicken (frozen, thawed or fresh) inside slow cooker. Mix together brown sugar, vinegar, lemonade, garlic, soy sauce, and pepper together. Pour over chicken. Cook on low for 6-8 hours or high for 4 hours. Take chicken pieces out of slow cooker (mine basically fell apart) and pour remaining sauce into saucepan. Place saucepan over high heat. Mix together corn flour and water, pour into saucepan, and mix well. Let sauce come to a boil and boil for 2-3 minutes, or until it starts to thicken and turns into a glaze. Remove from heat and let sit for a minute or two (it will continue to thicken as it cools down). Sprinkle red pepper flakes on top if desired. This can be served over rice or noodles, I also like it with a baked potato on the side (It’s good on top of the potato too!)

of the islands favourite duo...All though I must say, I’ve been getting quite involved in the performances...so much so that I’ve suggested we make it official and call ourselves The Wild Ones!!! From Wild Ones to Young Ones... I was sorry to hear the sad news that comedy actor Rik Mayall passed away on Monday... he made millions, including me, cry tears of laughter over the years with outrageous characters... go make them giggle up there too Mr. Mayall ya B’stard!!! R.I.P. Apart from having a ball at work, I’ve had a bit of luck this week...a painting that I found lying around

my country manor... turns out authentic (like me)...and it’s worth £30 million!!! Sssh... I can’t tell you who painted it but if you put together the band who sang “losing my religion” and Katy Perry’s ex-husband...you can probably work it out!!! Speaking of good news, congratulations to Collabro, who won Britain’s Got Talent 2014!!! Well done guys, but I’m sorry...my favourite still has to be the dancing granny...with guy and his... swimming cap!!! So, until next time... keeep sparkling!!!

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commonyms

What’s a commonym you ask?

A commonyms is group of words that have a common trait in the three words/items listed. for example: the words; A car - A tree - An elephant.. they all have trunks. These will make you think!

1. a cook - a toilet - college Football_______________________________________ 2. a Doughnut - a cavity - a Prescription___________________________________ 3. a coal Miner - a Dentist - a guitar Player_________________________________ 4. a Male goat - a Dollar - a Male Rabbit_____________________________________ 5. a Doctor - a Mailman - Domino’s__________________________________________ 6. home - Diner - License___________________________________________________ 7. Jackie - Dolly - eleanor___________________________________________________ 8. corn - Baby - Olive__________________________________________________________________________ 9. america - kangaroo - crunch________________________________________________________________ 10. sharp - cream - cottage___________________________________________________________________ 11. santa’s sleigh - churches - schools_________________________________________________________ 12. Debtors - congress - Ducks________________________________________________________________ 13. Picnic - easter - wastepaper_______________________________________________________________ 14. twilight - end - No Parking________________________________________________________________ 15. secret - Double - Real estate ______________________________________________________________

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Motoring News

By Lingy

Fast Fuzz!

World’s fastest police car unveiled

t looks more suited for a Formula One racing track than for chasing down a red light jumper in Taunton, this is thought to be the quickest police car in the world! Top Gear’s ‘fastest’ car was unveiled by Avon and Somerset police as a new weapon to deter speeding motorists The Ariel Atom already holds the record for the quickest lap round the Top Gear track but now it has also become the world’s fastest panda car. The 155mph car has been painted in the force livery and fitted with special aerodynamic blue lights. Able to accelerate from 0-60 mph in under 2.5 seconds, the £38,000 vehicle will be used by traffic officers to deter speeding motorists and encourage motorcyclists to slow down.

The vehicle is able to outrun the Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Polizia used by Italian officers, the Audi R8 driven by German police, and the Ferrari FF used in Dubai. Avon and Somerset Police borrowed the Atom from local manufacturer Ariel for the summer while it promotes a new road safety campaign aimed at slowing down speeding motorcyclists. It is hoped the eye-catching machine will dissuade bikers from riding dangerously as it is displayed at promotional events across the south west. Andy Parsons, a Roads Policing Sergeant, who is involved in the project said: “I am really excited that Ariel has joined with us to bring Project SAFER RIDER to fruition, and I hope that the use of the Ariel PL1 with have a positive impact to promote Road Safety. To be safe, rider and machine need

Fiery Fiat!!

to work in harmony. When this happens it feels immediately right. When it doesn’t, things go wrong. Too many injuries and deaths are the result of rider error.” Simon Saunders, Director of Ariel said: “Our business is about going fast, very fast, but there is a time and a place. The Atom is designed to be driven to a racetrack, where you can drive to your limits in safety and in a professional environment designed for the purpose. The road really isn’t the place to explore your or your vehicle’s limits.” Motorcyclists are currently 35 times more likely to be killed in a road collision. While the car, which weighs just 612kg, is capable of keeping up with many high power road bikes, there are no plans to use it in operational police duties.

Talk About Car Pooling!

An average Italian runaround is transformed into 186MPH supercar thanks to 6.2-litre Lamborghini engine

talian mechanic Dini Gianfranco has transformed his Fiat 500 into a Lamborghini hybrid and created the world’s most minicar with 580 horsepower and top speed of 186mph. A 6.2L V12 engine from a Lamborghini Murcielago has given the mini-car seven times its original top speed and 32 times its original power. The 56-year-old mechanic who has been working on cars since the age of nine developed a passion for modifying and repairing motors when he worked as an after-school mechanics apprentice. Dini opened his own workshop in his hometown of Viterbo, Italy, in 1973 and has clocked up 3,000 hours completing the Fiat 500 Lamborghini, he said: ‘As a teenager, I began to customise a

Fiat 500, and installed an Autobianchi A112 Abarth engine with a five-speed gearbox. The idea to take the customisations to the next level came about when my son Leonardo joked about installing a Porsche engine in a Fiat 500 after visiting the 2006 Bologna Motor show. The next car was a Fiat 500 Ferrari v8 3.0L which was completed in December 2009 after two years of work. This led to even more appreciation from the public. After the Ferrari, we felt so driven to exceed ourselves, which led us to our most recent creation - the Lamborghini.’

otoring fanatics have turned vintage Mustangs and Corvettes into POOL TABLES

Muscle car fanatics, combining their love of iconic vehicles and the humble game of pool have fitted classic cars with pool tables! Engineers at Florida-based Car Pool Tables started by slicing their favourite cars, like Mustangs and Corvettes, in half. They then kit them out with green felt table tops, pockets and cushions. The 1959 Corvette pool table comes complete with working lights, chrome bumpers, trim, full size steel rims, white wall tires and chrome wheel covers with spinners.

They also designed a rare Shelby GT 350 version, 50 of which were signed by the firm’s founder Carroll Shelby. Potential buyers will need deep pockets of their own though, the car tables, have sold for as much as £60,000. A spokesperson for the firm said: ‘Each table is moulded directly from real collector’s cars. They are then painted and finished with real automotive paint, clear-coat, wet-sanded, and polished to showroom quality. Since 2009, our pool-tables have been purchased by collectors and seen all over the world.’ Beats being stuck in a traffic cue!

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Breakfast Crimewatch Homes Under the Hammer Claimed and Shamed The Legalizer Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors Perfection Escape to the Country The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British Antiques Road Trip Pointless BBC News at Six BBC London News EastEnders Match of the Day Live BBC News at Ten BBC London News The Graham Norton Show Uncle EastEnders Omnibus Weatherview BBC News

06:00: Holiday Airport 06:55: You’ve Been Framed! 07:45: The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 08:30: Dinner Date 09:30: Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30: Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30: The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30: The Cube 13:30: You’ve Been Framed! 14:00: The Millionaire Matchmaker 15:00: Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10: Real Housewives of Atlanta 18:00: Dinner Date 19:00: You’ve Been Framed! 19:30: You’ve Been Framed! 20:00: You’ve Been Framed! 20:30: You’ve Been Framed! 21:00: Couples Retreat 23:20: Celebrity Juice 00:05: Two and a Half Men 00:35: Two and a Half Men 01:00: TV OD 01:30: You’ve Been Framed and Famous!

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Good Morning Sports Fans World Cup Report Good Morning Sports Fans World Cup Report Good Morning Sports Fans Hockey World Cup Football Gold Hockey World Cup Football Gold Premier League Legends Hockey World Cup Hockey World Cup Sky Sports News World Cup Report Rugby League Sky Sports News World Cup Report Football’s Greatest Teams Destination Brazil Cesc Fabregas Special The Premier League Years

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06:00: World of Sport 06:10: The Sweeney 07:05: Cheers 07:40: Cheers 08:10: Cheers 08:45: Motorsport UK 09:40: England’s Greatest Tournament Games 10:40: The Professionals 11:40: Dunkirk 14:25: British Touring Car Championship Highlights 16:00: Dragnet 18:05: Police Academy 3: Back in Training 19:50: Hornblower Hornblower leads a daring raid on a French sloop, and is rewarded by being allowed to set sail for England. However, he does not bargain for a passenger -the alluring and outrageous Duchess of Wharfedale. 22:00: Schindler’s List 01:45: Nitro Circus

06:30: Transworld Sport 07:30: FIM Superbike World Championship 08:00: The Morning Line 09:00: Weekend Kitchen with Waitrose 10:00: Frasier 10:30: Frasier 10:55: Big Bang Theory 11:25: Big Bang Theory 11:50: The Simpsons 12:20: The Simpsons 12:45: The Tomorrow People 13:40: Channel 4 Racing 16:10: Come Dine with Me 16:40: Come Dine with Me 17:10: Come Dine with Me 17:40: Come Dine with Me 18:15: Come Dine with Me 18:40: Channel 4 News 19:05: The Restoration Man 20:00: Grand Designs 21:00: Forrest Gump 23:45: The Beach 01:55: Hollyoaks Omnibus 05:50: The Hoobs

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Soccer A.M. The Best Bits Destination Brazil Rugby Union Rugby Union Rugby Union Rugby Union Rugby Union Sporting RivalriesEng/Fra Sporting RivalriesSa/Nz Sporting RivalriesAli/Frazier Muhammed Ali v Joe Frazier. Series profiling the most iconic sporting rivalries of all time. Here the focus is on Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, two of the greatest heavyweight boxers in the history of the sport. Boxing Rugby Union Fight Night International

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The Rocker Brewster’s Millions Edward Scissorhands The Italian Job Newly released from jail, Charlie Croker discovers that he has ‘inherited’ a brilliant plan for a bullion robbery in Italy. Predator Predator 2 Sightseers

Tight Lines Cricket Cricket Cricket Fever Cricket Extra Cricket Ricky Ponting Masterclass Rugby Union Ricky Ponting Masterclass The Making of a Run Machine. Ricky Ponting explains his approach to batting and describes his journey from club cricket to the Australia test team. Ricky Ponting Masterclass Cricket Day three of the first test between England and Sri Lanka from Lord’s. Cricket Ricky Ponting Masterclass Sporting Greats Cricket

match of the Day live Editor recommends BBc 1 - 16:30 - 19:10

ary Lineker introduces live coverage of the world cup match between group c rivals colombia and greece, which takes place in the estadio Mineirao in Belo horizonte.

There will also be a look ahead to England’s first game, which takes place against Italy in Manaus later today. The Colombians are making their first World Cup appearance for 16 years, but Los Cafeteros are tipped to do well at the tournament.

Although the serious injury suffered by star man Falcao has disrupted their preparations, they still boast plenty of attacking flair, with the likes of Monaco’s James Rodriguez and Fiorentina’s Juan Cuadrado helping them to qualify in some style. Their creative skills will be needed against a Greek side who are notoriously tough to break down. Fernando Santos’s men are not to be underrated though – they reached the quarterfinals of Euro 2012 thanks to a surprise victory against Russia. Commentary comes from Simon Brotherton and Kevin Kilbane.

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06:00: This is BBC Two 06:05: Match of the Day 07:50: FIFA World Cup 1982 09:30: Match of the Day 10:30: Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:00: Two Greedy Italians 13:00: Canoe Slalom 14:00: Tennis from Queen’s 17:30: The Tropic of Cancer 18:30: Ice Age Giants 19:30: Sea City 20:00: I Bought a Rainforest 21:00: Wildfires 2014: Inside the Inferno 22:00: Mock the Week 22:30: QI XL 23:15: Then She Found Me 00:50: Countryfile 01:50: Holby City

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Beauty and the Geek The Hot Desk Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus America’s Got Talent America’s Got Talent You’ve Been Framed! Arthur and the Great Adventure Rumour Has It... The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon In this action sequel, in the Far East, adventurer Rick O’Connell and his son, Alex, fights to prevent a resurrected Chinese emperor taking over the world after he was cursed by a wizard years ago. Emperor Viral Tap TV OD Couples Retreat Viral Tap

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Childrens T.V. Deadtime Stories ITV News Weekend May the Best House Win Murder, She Wrote ITV News and Weather Love Your Garden Long Lost Family Nature’s Newborns Columbo FIFA World Cup Live 2014 ITV News London ITV News and Weather The Cube The Suspicions of Mr Whicher ITV News and Weather Gosford Park The Store

06:00: Movies Now 06:10: Cheers 06:30: Cheers 07:25: Cheers 08:20: Cheers 08:50: Wildlife Patrol 09:20: British Touring Car Championship Highlights 10:50: World Rally Championship Highlights 11:50: Ax Men 12:50: Ax Men 13:40: Duck Dynasty 14:05: Duck Dynasty 14:40: Greatest World Cup Goals 15:45: The Appaloosa 17:50: Rooster Cogburn 20:00: Storage Wars 20:30: Storage Wars 21:00: National Lampoon’s Vacation 23:05: The Parole Officer 00:55: Best of Brazil 01:55: Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club

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n this episode a muscle-mad macho man struggles to keep his nerves in check, an expectant dad goes all-out to make his wife feel comfortable in the birthing room, and a same sex couple are rushed into hospital ten weeks early. Marion, who’s 30, and Rachel, who’s 32, are like any other couple in their early thirties trying to start a family, although as Rachel says, ‘we can’t just have an early night and make a baby,’ so they shopped online for sperm. Using Marion’s eggs they based their decision on which donor had the most similar attributes

to Rachel and they ended up with twins. But at their 30-week hospital scan the couple are told that one of the twins is not growing properly and they need to return to Southmeads the next day for a C-section. Image-conscious Sarah, who’s 28, and her husband, 40-year-old personal trainer Rob, arrive at the delivery suite to begin the induction process. Sarah’s told she’s only allowed one birthing partner and chooses her husband over her mum: a move she begins to regret as Rob shows signs of impatience. They pass the time by discussing baby names but have very different ideas. Sarah reaches a compromise: if the baby comes before midnight, Rob gets to choose but any time after it’s her decision.

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People, well another bonkers week of sport and this issue sees the start for the 2014 World cup finals in Brazil, cD Tenerife fans are finally put out of the misery, England’s World cup preparation ended with a very physical nil nil after facing the ‘nutters’ of honduras. nadal makes it three on the bounce at the french open, and lewis hamilton breaks down in montreal…. until next week Bonnet da Douche!!!

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NgLaND’s FINaL waRM-UP game before they flew to Brazil for the world cup was disrupted by a dangerous lightning storm that forced the match to be halted as they were held to a draw by honduras. the game was stopped for over 40 minutes midway through the first half as bad weather hit the Miami area. But, when play resumed, boss Roy hodgson saw england last the pace well in fierce heat and humidity, although a feisty game against the physical hondurans lacked any rhythm. England should have won, with striker Daniel Sturridge missing England’s two best chances,

but ultimately Hodgson will have simply been delighted his players emerged unscathed from some rough treatment, which included Honduras defender Brayan Beckeles being sent off. Captain Steven Gerrard and Wayne Rooney were given 45 minutes each, while Everton midfielder Ross Barkley once again looked lively as he tries to make an impression on Hodgson ahead of Saturday’s opening World Cup game against Italy in Manaus. England left Miami for Rio de Janeiro after the game and can now enter the final phase of their planning for the World Cup, although the interruption for weather reduced the effectiveness of this exercise. Hodgson made 10 changes from Wednesday’s 2-2 draw against Ecuador and went with the side many believe will start against the Italians on 14 June - but the first half was wrecked by that weather interruption. England should have been

ahead when slick link play between Rooney and his Manchester United team-mate Danny Welbeck left Sturridge with only Honduras keeper Noel Valladares to beat. But the Liverpool striker dragged his shot wide. And then, with dark clouds overhead and lightning flashing around the stadium, the players were taken off the field after 23 minutes by referee Ricardo Salazar. Salazar said he made the decision because there

were lightning strikes within two miles of the stadium. It is not uncommon in Miami and, after thunder and a torrential downpour, the players returned. Upon resumption, Honduras - who are in World Cup Group E - decided to turn the game into a dogfight as a succession of wild tackles endangered England. Gerrard was furious at a tackle from Luis Garrido that earned him a yellow card then Celtic defender Emilio Izaguirre was similarly punished for a wild tackle on Sturridge, which he followed up by lashing the ball into the Liverpool striker. It was this in mind, perhaps, that Hodgson removed Gerrard and Rooney at half-time to introduce Barkley and Wilshere - with Everton’s youngster immediately in the action with a 20-yard shot that curled just wide. Left-back Leighton Baines, in particular, had taken some heavy punishment from Honduras and he was in the wars again after 65 minutes when he was caught by a dreadful aerial challenge from Beckeles, who had already been booked and was deservedly sent off. Sturridge had been lively but wasted another good chance with 15 minutes to go when he headed over from right-back Glen Johnson’s fine cross.

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UROPeaN teaMs like england and spain are preparing themselves for the arduous task of playing in the intense heat of Brazil in June, spanish striker Pedro Rodriguez is well aware of how draining the heat can be in Brazil, he got a

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difficult. There were matches that, because of the time and the heat, it was difficult to acclimate to. We will find the same thing again. We hope to adapt as quickly as possible and to be in good shape to face this weather. These unfavorable conditions can hurt us.” The Barcelona star said his teammates are “working very hard” in practice and “the feelings are good.” Spain plays its Group B opener against the Netherlands on June 13 in Salvador, then takes on Chile and Australia. Spain beat the Dutch in the 1010 final, defender Cesar Azpilicueta said: “I think the goal of the group is to be at 100 percent for that first game, which we know will be very hard.”

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Shin Kicking is part of the Cotswold Games, a four hundred year-old tournament that claims to be the oldest Olympiad in the world, and, because of the absence of synchronized swimming, it may also have a valid claim to be the best. There’s rarely a sport more perfectly summed up by its name. Shin Kicking is a contest between two fighters as to who can knock the other down by the simple, honest method of kicking the ‘you know what’ out of one another’s shins. If you cause your opponent to fall, you earn a point. Bouts are won on a best-of-three basis, the winner going through to the next round. Call me unadventurous, but I think I’d probably throw the fight immediately after some hairy, beefy, rosy cheeked English farmer demolished my wizened, tanned shins with one swing of a sheep-dung covered boot. Competitors are allowed to cram hay down their pants to try and protect their shins, but what with hay having the protective qualities of a soggy tissue, I can’t picture it doing much good. The Cotswold Games began in the early 1600s when a local Solicitor called Robert Dover organized the games as a protest against the rampant growth of Puritanism. Because if anything is going to make those prudes lighten up it’s the horrific breaking of another man’s shins. An Interesting Fact: In the games early days, dueling was an event. In one fight between Sir German Poole and a Mr. Hutchinson, Poole sliced off three of Hutchinson’s fingers before Hutchinson even drew his sword. Hutchinson responded by slicing off Poole’s nose, and the gruesome turn of events probably short-circuited plans to combine the events by strapping knives to contestant’s shoes during the shin-kicking event.

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Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud scored as France beat Jamaica 8-0 in their final World Cup warm-up match on Sunday. Didier Deschamps’ side led 3-0 at half-time through goals by former Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye, Blaise Matuidi and Karim Benzema. Matuidi and Benzema were also on target in the second half, with Giroud and an Antoine Griezmann double completing the rout. France face Honduras (I wish them luck), Switzerland and

Ecuador in Group E. Real Madrid midfielder Benzema was particularly impressive as the French showed they can absorb the loss of Franck Ribery, who misses the World Cup with a back injury. Tottenham Hotspur’s Hugo Lloris, Manchester United’s Patrice Evra, Liverpool’s Mamadou Sakho and Newcastle’s Moussa Sissoko were all in the starting line-up. Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna and Queens Park Rangers’ Loic Remy came on as second-half substitutes.

Rafael Nadal beats Novak Djokovic to win ninth French Open title

afael Nadal saw off the threat of Novak Djokovic for another year to win his ninth French Open title and a record fifth in succession. The Spaniard, 28, coped better in hot conditions as he won 3-6 7-5 6-2 6-4 in three hours and 31 minutes. Nadal is the first man ever to win a major title nine times, taking his Grand Slam total to 14. The victory also means he will remain world number one ahead of Djokovic. “In matches like this every moment is crucial. Playing against Novak is always a big challenge, I had lost against him the last four times,” Nadal said on court. “I feel sorry for him today he deserves to win this tournament.” It is the third year in a row that Nadal has ended Djokovic’s hopes of winning the one Grand Slam title he lacks, with the Serb in particular struggling on a stifling Parisian afternoon and ending with a double fault on match point. “Congratulations to Rafa and his team, it is incredible to win this tournament nine times,” Djokovic said. “It was an emotional day. I have tried with all my power, my strength, my capacities but Rafa was the strongest on court.” Nadal extended his incredible run at Roland Garros, to 66 wins and just one defeat in the last 10 years. That record looked under threat when he dropped the first set as his usually fearsome forehand let him down, five errors handing Djokovic

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the initiative. Both men had to work hard in temperatures of around 27C, and Djokovic was the first to ask for iced towels to wrap around his neck at the changeovers. Nadal finally made his move when he broke for 4-2, only to lose his advantage straight away as the nervous errors returned in the following game. Djokovic had won their last four matches but taking on Nadal in a fiveset contest on Court Philippe Chatrier is a very different kind of test. The 27-year-old Serb faltered badly with a tie-break in sight, offering up a double fault and a forehand error before Nadal smacked a forehand winner to level the score. It was a huge blow to Djokovic’s hopes and he faded further in the third set. After dumping a straightforward volley in the net to lose serve in game two, the second seed took some tablets at a changeover in an attempt to improve his condition. Nadal scented victory once again, breaking twice on his way to the set and leaving Djokovic to stare in disbelief at Coach Boris Becker in the stands after one error. Another poor volley and a wild backhand into the tramlines saw Djokovic fall 4-2 down in the fourth, but Nadal was now having his own issues, bending over apparently in some discomfort and badly mistiming a smash to give the break straight back. With cloud cover giving Djokovic some respite from the sun, he was showing signs of launching a renewed assault only to falter with his opponent under pressure. A terrific backhand pass helped Nadal to match point and Djokovic, disrupted by a call from the crowd, fired his second serve long to leave the Spaniard on his knees in his familiar celebratory pose. Nadal in numbers • Nine Roland Garros singles titles (2005-08 & 2010-14) • First to win five successive French Opens (2010-14) • 14 Grand Slam titles (nine Roland Garros titles, 2008 & 2010 Wimbledon, 2009 Australian Open, 2010 & 2013 US Open) • Current French Open winning streak of 35 matches • 66-1 win-loss record at Roland Garros • 90-1 win-loss record in bestof-five-set matches on clay • 45 career clay court singles titles (2nd on list behind Guillermo Vilas - 46 titles) • Three clay-court titles in 2014 (Rio de Janeiro, Madrid-1000, Roland Garros)

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hodgson upbeat on Oxlade-Chamberlain fitness

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NgLaND MaNageR Roy hodgson says midfielder alex Oxlade-chamberlain will be fit for the world cup finals. the arsenal player suffered knee ligament damage in england’s 2-2 draw with ecuador on wednesday. speaking after saturday’s 0-0 draw against honduras - their final warm-up game - hodgson confirmed the 20-year-old would remain part of his plans. “I think he will make the tournament without a shadow of a doubt. that’s good news,” said hodgson. england ended their preparations with a stalemate against honduras, who were reduced to 10 men in the second half following the dismissal of defender Brayan Beckeles for two yellow cards. They had to deal with a physical approach from the opposition and a 40-minute stoppage early in the game because of lightning. But England had chances to win, notably through Daniel Sturridge, and Hodgson is happy at how his squad is shaping up going into the opening Group D game against Italy next Saturday. He added: “Honduras was quite physical and it was one of the most frustrating games I have been involved in for a long time”. I thought the

D tempo of our play and effort to score in the second half was commendable. I will take the draw and take the fact we got away without any injuries. We go to Brazil in the right frame of mind. “It’s time for the real thing now.” Captain Steven Gerrard said he was relieved England had avoided injuries so close to the tournament. “There were some horrific tackles a week before the World Cup,” he said. “But we have got another 90 minutes under our belts in hot conditions. “We could have done better but there’s a week to go and we will be ready.”

sporting 3 – 0 cd tenerife 32 minuTES AfTEr Lekic’s second minute opener he added a second goal and that was the point I turned over my TV and watched ‘Britain’s Got Talent. I am an armchair supporter of CD Tenerife due to work commitments, but I cannot understand how CD Tenerife’s season crumbled in a spectacular way, six consecutive 1-0 defeats and on Saturday evening to add insult to injury the season fizzles out with a 3-0 away defeat, But good news for CD Tenerife B, they had a great result a week last Sunday with a 3-0 home win in their Tercera

Division playoff against CD Varea. But what a game the return leg must have been….. CD Varea win their home leg to win five goals to Tenerife’s three (5-3) CD Tenerife B march on yet again with an aggregate win of 6-5. Commiserations to Mensajero, who despite leading there playoff from last week four goals to the good, they were rocked to their boots when Atletico Astorga dished out the same and scored four goals without reply. Mensajero lost the penalty shootout 4-3.

World cup Wonga

PaIN’s NatIONaL teaM will receive 720,000 euros if they win the world cup for the second time in a row - and it is making politicians angry.

Vicente del Bosque’s men will get more than double their Brazilian and German counterparts would receive if they keep the trophy in Spain, The bonus deal was struck between Captain Iker Casillas, vice-captain Xavi and Jorge Perez, the secretary general of the Spanish football federation. if they become the first ever country to win the World Cup twice in a row The winning country will receive 27 million euros, a 37% increase on Fifa’s prize money in 2010, and the players will be given 20% more in bonuses than they received four years ago. The players and members of the technical staff will be 720,000 euros richer, rwhile Brazil players will each get 330,000 if they win it and the Germans would receive 300,000. The amount of money has become a controversial subject in Spain, with one politician tweeting: “Spain will pay more than double the

Bonus that Germany will for the Football World cup. Are we twice as rich as Germany?” However, Spain coach Vicente del Bosque has defended the sum, telling a press conference: “We want it all to be entirely transparent. Hopefully we’ll win and we can bill the treasury for what we’ve earned”. While Juan Mata insisted the money is no extra incentive for him. “Sometimes this subject is used against us, but I play with the same dream that I’ve had since I was a boy of winning the World Cup. I don’t think about anything else. It’s not within my control to decide whether it’s made public or not.” And Spanish football’s governing body insist it is a fair amount: “We see it as an investment. We share what Fifa pays us with the players.”

iEGo coSTA made a successful comeback from injury as David Villa scored twice to give Spain victory over El Salvador in their final World Cup warm-up game. Costa, who looks set to join Chelsea from Atletico Madrid, had not played since aggravating a hamstring injury in the Champions League final. The striker played for 73 minutes and was fouled for an early penalty which Cesc Fabregas missed. Villa came off the bench to increase his record goal tally for Spain to 58. The 32-year-old, who an-

nounced this week he was leaving Atletico Madrid to join Major League Soccer team New York City, headed in after an hour and then fired home in the sixth minute of injury time. “We know that Villa, in tight spaces, is one of the best forwards in the world,” said Coach Vincente Del Bosque. “The feelings are good and we are optimistic about the start of the competition.” Spain kick off their World Cup campaign against the Netherlands on 13 June and also face Chile and Australia in Group B.

canadIan Gp: rIccIardO Beats rOsBerG In anOther F1 thrIller!!!

eD BULL’s Daniel Ricciardo passed Nico Rosberg’s struggling Mercedes with two laps to go to win his first race in a thrilling canadian grand Prix. Rosberg held on to take second ahead of Red Bull’s sebastian Vettel, helped by a last-lap safety car following a crash between sergio Perez and Felipe Massa. Rosberg’s team-mate Lewis hamilton retired with a brake failure and is now 22 points behind in the championship. McLaren’s Jenson Button stunningly took fourth with a late charge.

The Englishman passed Force India’s Nico Hulkenberg and Ferrari’s Fernando Alonso on the penultimate lap. It was a sensational end to a race that was full of incident and tension, as Mercedes’ early season domination of Formula 1 came to an end in the most remarkable of circumstances. The first part of the race ran to form, with Rosberg narrowly ahead of Hamilton as the two Mercedes drove off into a race of their own. Rosberg held on through the first pit stops but was quickly closed down by Hamilton thereafter. But just as the Englishman appeared to be setting up to pass his team-mate for the lead, both cars suffered a simultaneous loss of hybrid power from the engine. Hamilton took the lead during the second pit-stop period after Rosberg was delayed by a problem fitting a front wheel at his stop. But on the very next lap Hamilton ran wide at the hairpin, a symptom of the total brake failure he was about to experience at the next corner. That put Rosberg back into the lead and although Perez closed up, closely tracked by the Red Bulls; he was unable to pass, as he too was managing fading brakes. But with Rosberg just managing to hold off Perez and the Red Bulls, Ricciardo began to apply pressure to the

Mexican, and passed him around the outside into Turn One with four laps to go. The Australian, who joined Red Bull at the start of this season and has generally had the measure of his four-time world champion team-mate, quickly closed on Rosberg and passed him down the long final straight on lap 68 of 70. “I’m still in shock. This is ridiculous,” said Ricciardo. “The race really came to life the last 15, 20 laps. We saw Hamilton had a problem and then Rosberg was slow on the straights. “I was struggling to get past Perez and we finally got a run out of the last chicane and got him into Turn One and then a couple of laps to go I found myself in the right spot to get the DRS. Amazing.” Red Bull team Principal Christian Horner said: “Amazing, the boy’s driven brilliantly all year. The move of the race was around the outside of Perez a few laps from the end.” The race came to an abrupt end at the start of the final lap when Massa misjudged an attempt to pass Perez and his Williams crashed into the Mexican’s Force India as they braked for the first corner. The two cars narrowly missed hitting Vettel’s Red Bull as they spun into heavy impacts with the tyre wall. Both were taken to hospital for precautionary brain scans after sustaining impacts of 27G, but have since been discharged. In the excitement, it was not immediately clear how Button, who was eighth with six laps to go, passed both Hulkenberg and Alonso for fourth.

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Oooh, I didn’t know that!!! FIFA World Cup Fun Facts

• The record number of World Cup career goals is 15 by Brazilian forward Ronaldo. • The record number of appearances in world cup matches is 25, held by German footballer Lothar Matthaus. • The fastest goal in the world was scored by Turkey’s Hasan Sukur, 11 seconds into the game against South Korea in the 2002 World Cup. • Oliver Kahn is the only goalkeeper in the history of FIFA World to have won the Golden Ball trophy. • India withdrew from the 1950 World Cup when they realized that according to FIFA regulations players had to wear football boots and would not be allowed to play barefoot. • The record for most defeats suffered by a nation in World Cups is held by Mexico with 20 losses. • Norman Whiteside was 17 when he played in the 1982 FIFA World Cup making him the youngest player to play in the world cup. • Out of the 18 world cups, South America and European countries have won 9 titles

each. No other continent has produced a world champion. • The only two players to have scored in four consecutive finals tournaments in 1958, 1962, 1966 & 1970 are Pele of Brazil and Uwe Seeler of West Germany. • 42-year-old Roger Milla in 1994 became the oldest goal scorer and the oldest player in World Cup history. • The very first hat-trick in a World Cup match was scored by Bert Patenaude of United States in a match against Paraguay in the 1930 World Cup. • In 1986 FIFA prohibited shirt swapping because they did not want players to ‘bare their chests’ on the field. • Brazil is the country to have appeared for every finals tournament. They have appeared for the last 18 tournaments, won five of them • Sir Viv Richards is the only person to have played both World Cup Football and World Cup Cricket.

First International Win for Gibraltar!!!

ibraltar coach Allen Bula believes his side’s midweek win over Malta shows they can give the likes of Scotland a fright in their Euro qualifying debut. Indeed, Bula is sticking by his assertion that the British Overseas Territory can reach the play-offs. “I said it before the draw was made - my target is the play-offs - and I’m still sticking to that,” he said. “I think we’ll give a good run to every single nation we play and I think they are starting to look at us now.” “After the Germans, every other team is going to start nicking points off one another” Gibraltar are bottom seeds in Group D and will face Germany, Georgia, Poland, Scotland and Republic of Ireland in the 2016 qualifiers. And the 1-0 defeat of Malta in Faro was the debutants’ first victory in an official international match since becoming Europe football’s newest member country. “It was a very good result and I was delighted as it was the last game before the qualifiers, so we are going into the right note towards

the match against Poland,” Bula told BBC Scotland. “It was very important for them to realise what they are capable of doing. “Since we tried to get into Uefa and then joined Uefa, the critics have always been there for us as the smallest nation, saying we’d become a team that loses 10-0 or 15-0 all the time. Lincoln Red Imps winger Kyle Casciaro scored Gibraltar’s historic winner against Malta “So it was important to get them in the right frame of mind and the players realizing that nothing is impossible.” With a population of only 60,000, Gibraltar have to rely on mainly part-

Maria Sharapova beats Simona Halep to win French Open M aria Sharapova drew on her fighting spirit once again to beat Simona Halep in a dramatic final and win her second French Open title. The Russian came through 6-4 6-7 (5-7) 6-4 in three hours and two minutes at Roland Garros. It was the fourth match in a row that saw Sharapova clinch victory in a final set. She has now won five Grand Slam titles, taking her to joint-11th on the Open era list alongside Martina Hingis. “This is the toughest Grand Slam final I have ever played and all respect to Simona, she played an unbelievable match today,” said Sharapova.

Halep, 22, might have been playing in her first Grand Slam final but she pushed the 2012 champion to the limit. Sharapova had been a study in intensity throughout the fortnight in Paris, happy to take on the mantle of favourite after Serena Williams’ early exit, and in the end her will to win pulled her through as much as her ability. Five games in a row put her in control of a high-quality first set that lasted 57 minutes, as her weight of shot just held

the balance of power over Halep’s speed of foot. But the Romanian fourth seed was fighting back in the latter stages and did so again in the second set, the pace and angles she created keeping Sharapova off balance. Halep won a stunning rally at 4-4, deuce that had the crowd chanting “Simona! Simona!” - Not for the last time - but she was broken straight back thanks to a cruel net cord and it came down to a tie-break. It looked as though the experience of Sharapova, playing in her ninth Grand Slam final, was about to tell when she moved 5-3 ahead, but under constant pressure from Halep she produced four errors in a row. For the first time since 2001, the French Open women’s final would require a final set, and the Court Philippe Chatrier erupted as they played on into a third hour. There was a time violation for Sharapova early in the decider as her fragile serve became an ever-lengthier process, and she let a lead slip for the second time in the set with a double fault at 4-3. Halep might have felt it was her moment, but Sharapova has learnt to move on swiftly from such errors. She played

a brilliant return game, backhand and forehand winners taking her 5-4 in front, and as the match time passed three hours dug deep to at last find a clinical service game. The Russian thumped away a drive volley to earn three match points and then sent down a serve that Halep could only return into the tramlines, as Sharapova willed it to drop wide. “It’s such an emotional victory for me in my career,” added Sharapova. “I have been in many Grand Slam finals, and everyone feels very different. As I get older I appreciate those situations so much more.” Halep admitted: “It was really tough before the match to manage the emotions. It was a big match for me the first final of a Grand Slam. “I tried just to stay relaxed, to say that it’s a normal final, like a small tournament.”

time players and have to play their home matches in Portugal because of the lack of a suitable stadium on the “Rock” south of Spain. However, Kyle Casciaro’s 66th-minute winner against Malta meant they made the breakthrough after draws with Slovakia and Estonia and defeats by the Faroe Islands and Estonia. “On the pitch, there were tears all over the place,” said Bula. “It really touched me. The players were crying, the technical team was crying. I will be crying if they beat Scotland……

Knickers To Training! The Spanish national team, who were in Washington DC last weekend, ahead of a friendly with El Salvador at FedEx Field, took a break from training, Sergio Ramos accompanied Pepe Reina, Andres Iniesta and Pedro to a mall, where they all paid a visit to Victoria’s Secret to buy sexy lingerie... presumably for the women in their lives and not each other!! The paparazzi caught footage of the defending world champions leafing the the shelves of bras and silk panties, with Sergio Ramos getting some panty-based assistance from a sales clerk, for what is presumably a gift for his baby mama Pilar Rubio and if it’s not, won’t he be in trouble! All four players left the store with a purchase, which is great news for Spanish fans: a team that buys panties together wins World Cups together, although considering La Roja’s strict pre-match sex ban, maybe they should until after the tournament to present their gifts..or of they do hand them over, at least wait to try them on!

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