January 2024 Issue #306 by The Carolinas' Full Throttle Magazine

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Issue 306 • January 2024

BIKES, VENDORS, BANDS, BEER, BIKINIS, GUIDED RIDES & MORE!

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Harbinger, NC to Portsmouth, VA

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Table Of Contents PAGE 12

Tiny’s Tales From The Road

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AMCA Southern National Swap Meet

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Murphey’s 29 th Annual Toy Run

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Gary Harvey’s 2000 Heritage Springer

January 2024 Letter From The Editors....................................................5 Cover Story - Outer Banks Bike Week.................................6 Cruisin’ Calendar..............................................................8 Quotable Quote................................................................9 Tiny’s Tales From The Road.............................................12 24th Annual Rutherford County Toy Run...........................16 Batchelor’s Tavern 30th Annual Toy Run...........................18 Wingmen MC’s Annual Toy Run.......................................20 Barry “Ol’ Dog” Glenn Memorial Toy Run.........................22 AMCA Southern National Swap Meet..............................24 Riders Rally For Toys For Tots Ride.................................28 Carolinas’ Biker Lawyer Centerfold Bike..........................30 Builders Cup Award At The Charlotte CBA Swap Meet....32 Biker Trash Nation Rides For The Salvation Army...........34 33rd Annual Conover School Toy Run...............................36 The 31st Anniversary Brunswick County Toy Run.............38 It’s Up To You....................................................................39 Bikers Provide Presents For Pence Place.......................40 S&S Tavern Hosts Jasmine Cain Tour..............................42 Murphey’s 29th Annual Toy Run........................................44 3rd Annual Jamie Taylor’s Last Leg Poker Run.................46 All Revved Up To Give......................................................47 4th Annual Bub’s Ride.......................................................48 House Of Reps Votes To Defend Internal Combustion Engines..... 49 From The Bitchpad..................................................................... 50 Gary Harvey’s 2000 Heritage Springer................................. 52 Virtual Bike Show.............................................................54 Thunderzone....................................................................55 People & Places...............................................................56 Spokes & Jokes................................................................58

Letter From The Editors appy New Year!

Mark Infield

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We made it through the holiday season and hopefully your in-laws have gone home and you still have a couple nickels to rub together. This is the “Toy Run” issue as we chronicle many of the Toy Runs that dominate the November and December calendar. It amazes me each year how much the bikers take care of their community. Now we are one month closer to spring and the rally season, and I don’t know ANYONE who isn’t looking forward to that! Check out the front cover. Outer Banks Bike Week is coming up April 22-28 and OBX Harley-Davidson wants you to put it on your calendar! Come out and ride the Outer Banks, check out the live music, demo rides, bikini contests, vendors and beautiful natural beaches of NC! There’s also a Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine Ride-In Bike Show the last Saturday of the rally! Let’s Do It! Speaking of Bike Shows, THE wintertime indoor bike show is back! January 13, join us at the Greensboro Coliseum for the 2nd Annual Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine Custom Bike Show, presented by Carolinas’ Biker Lawyers! It’s only $20 per person, kids 10 and under get in free with a paying adult! We have a ton of biker vendors, killer show bikes, 2 live bands, tattoo booths, live pin striping, a H-D Fashion Show and you can hang out with Billy Lane of Choppers Inc! Check out the 2 page ad a couple pages into the magazine for all the info. Be there! We aren’t big on resolutions round here, but Dad used to always say that his resolution was to ride more each year. I will continue that tradition but will add that I’d like to ride more to new locations. Places I’ve never been, roads I’ve never ridden, that’s where I want to go. One of the cool features of the magazine is that any given month you can check out the Cruisin’ Calendar and see the majority of the events that are happening in the Carolinas each weekend. I’ll be looking for new destinations and new parties in 2024…Got any suggestions? As always, we hope to see ya out on the road enjoying the freedom that motorcycles provide. Ain’t it great!

Writers WildThing, Alan Dockery, Lincoln Infield, Kathy Lynn Parnell, Wally Wersching, Derek Sikes, Rob Harper, Chi, Ms. Pat, William Toler, Christy Shropshire

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For the last 22 years, there’s been a rumble in April coming from Harbinger, North Carolina, drawing in bikers from around the world for Outer Banks Bike Week at Outer Banks Harley-Davidson. Surrounded by a 100 mile stretch of barrier islands and beautiful beaches, Outer Banks Harley-Davidson is located on Hwy 158 along Route 17 known as the riders highway. If you want some awesome riding, OBX has got it! The 22nd annual Outer Banks Bike Week, April 22-28, will feature vendors, food trucks, live music, guided tours and of course, we’ll have the International Bikini Team on hand for our traditional Bikini Bike Washes as well as the Miss Outer Banks Bike Week Bikini Contest on Saturday, April 27th. And what would a rally be without a BIKE SHOW, so don’t miss Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine Bike Show and get yours entered to WIN! We will have our lot stocked with a huge inventory of brand new and pre-owned Harley- Davidson bikes, and test rides are always welcome! Don’t forget to head down to First Flight Harley-Davidson in Kill Devil Hills, just past the Wright Brothers Memorial to pick up some cool swag.

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A ride or two usually originate from this location during bike week. Nags Head Harley-Davidson is located just past Jockey’s Ridge State Park and the original location of the rally and always has great deals on shirts and other Harley-Davidson swag! If you really want to get your knees in the breeze, our sister-store, Bayside Harley-Davidson and Ducati will be having Bayside’s Bike Week during the same dates, so make sure you head just across the state line, about an hour and some change from North Carolina to Portsmouth, Virginia to see stunts, live bands, beer,

bikes, bikinis, vendors and more! Bayside Harley-Davidson is just an hour north of Outer Banks Harley-Davidson and is a great day ride! At both locations you can expect free entertainment , bike minded friends and it’s always family friendly The Party of the Year is back, Outer Banks Bike Week and Bayside Bike Week, two locations, one big bike week April 22nd-28th, 2024 at Outer Banks Harley-Davidson and Bayside HarleyDavidson and Ducati.

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BikerEvents@FullThrottleMagazine.com JAN 1 CRAZY’S 16TH ANNUAL NEW YEAR’S DAY RIDE Baggerz Saloon 4212 Ebert Rd. Winston-Salem, NC. KSU 12:30pm. Bring canned goods for the homeless. Rain or shine. Crazy 336970-7454

JAN 6 BAYSIDE HARLEY-DAVIDSON NEW YEAR, NEW MILES EVENT 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. 10am7pm, food truck, DJ Flick, free hot cocoa bar, test rides all day. www.baysidehd. com, 757-397-5550

JAN 1 NEW YEAR’S DAY RIDE Broken Chains Biker Church, 523 S. Worth St., Burlington, NC. 12-2pm. 910-612-5817, brokenchainsbikerchurchnc@gmail.com

JAN 9 SC ABATE LOBBY DAY Ingles, 410 Pelzer Hwy, Easley SC. Meet at 5:30am, ride to IHOP for breakfast then meet at statue. FMI, Ray Richards, 843909-2400 or Ralph Bell, 803-556-2354

JAN 1 FROSTY BALLS RIDE CrossRoads Harley-Davidson, 1921 US Hwy 421, Wilkesboro, NC. KSU 10am, all are welcome. 336-667-1003 JAN 6 JOE SMITH’S 83RD BIRTHDAY BASH Willie’s Honky Tonk, 4310 Rural Hall Rd., Winston-Salem, NC. 2pm, food, music & fun. JAN 6 RIDE IN HOT DOG BAR Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson, 3950 Sycamore Dairy Rd., Fayetteville, NC. 11am-3pm, hot dogs & light refreshments. www. fortbraggharley.com, 910-864-1200 JAN 6 6TH ANNUAL MICKEY SEIGLER MEMORIAL POLAR BEAR RUN The Country Kitchen, 116 E. Main St., Dallas, NC. First bike out 11am, for CBA members, $15/1hand & 1 meal ticket, $25/3 hands & 2 meal tickets. For non-members, $20/1 hand & 1 meal ticket, $30/3 hands & 2 meal tickets incl membership w/ CBA/Abate. Best & worst hand, raffle prizes, 50/50. Presented by the CBA Gaston Co., benefits Gaston CBA’s charitable & legislative work in NC & Gaston Co. JAN 6 OUTER BANKS HARLEYDAVIDSON NEW YEAR, NEW MILES EVENT 8739 Caratoke Hwy, Harbinger, NC. 10am-5pm, live music, test rides all day. www.outerbankshd.com, 252-3388866

JAN 13 THE CAROLINAS FULL THROTTLE MAGAZINE CUSTOM BIKE SHOW Greensboro Coliseum Complex, 1921 W. Gate Blvd., Greensboro, NC. 10am-8pm, $20/person, kids 10 & under free. 20+ class bike show with over $10,000 in cash prizes. Bike show pre-reg required. Food & drinks avail, vendors, live music, H-D fashion show, tattoo booth, live pinstriping, chopper art gallery. www.fullthrottlemagazine.com, 336-885-5400 JAN 13 HOT SOUP SATURDAY Smokin Harley-Davidson, 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. www.smokinharley. com, 336-722-3106 JAN 13 JOE SMITH DAY Pine Tree Tavern, 3880 Bethania Station Rd., WinstonSalem, NC. Live music, food & fellowship. Joe Smith Gear for sale, proceeds go to Eric Smith for his continued rehabilitation. 336-815-1220 JAN 13 FORT BRAGG HARLEY-DAVIDSON CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY 3950 Sycamore Dairy Rd., Fayetteville, NC. 11am-3pm, pizza party & light refreshments. www.fortbraggharley.com, 910-864-1200 JAN 18 BIKE NIGHT AT BAYSIDE HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. 4-7pm, free food & beer, DJ Flick, raffle. www.baysidehd. com, 757-5550

JAN 20 HOT SOUP SATURDAY Smokin Harley-Davidson, 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. www.smokinharley. com, 336-722-3106 JAN 20 WINTER WARZ Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson, 3950 Sycamore Dairy Rd., Fayetteville, NC. Reg 10am, show starts 12:30pm, $40/reg. Sound competition, fmi, Lee Maynor, 910-536-5319 or Brian Rice, 910-587-6066. www.fortbraggharley.com JAN 20 OUTER BANKS HARLEYDAVIDSON HOT COCOA & CHROME 8739 Caratoke Hwy, Harbinger, NC. 12-pm, free hot cocoa bar & live music. www.outerbankshd.com, 252-338-8866 JAN 20 HOT COCOA & CHROME Bayside Harley-Davidson, 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. 12-4pm, DJ Flick, food truck, free hot cocoa, free beer. www.baysidehd.com, 757-397-5550 JAN 24 2024 BREAKFAST REVEAL PARTY Smokin Harley-Davidson, 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. www. smokinharley.com, 336-722-3106 JAN 27 POLAR BEAR RIDE IN BIKE SHOW Smokin Harley-Davidson, 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. Reg 11am-2pm, no cost. $150 cash prize to winner. www.smokinharley.com, 336722-3106 JAN 27 HOT SOUP SATURDAY Smokin Harley-Davidson, 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. www.smokinharley. com, 336-722-3106 JAN 27 FORT BRAGG HARLEYDAVIDSON FOOD TRUCK DAY 3950 Sycamore Dairy Rd., Fayetteville, NC. 11am-3pm, www.fortbraggharley.com, 910-864-1200

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JAN 27 17TH ANNUAL CHILI COOKOFF New River Harley-Davidson, 2394 Wilmington Hwy, Jacksonville, NC. 9am-3pm, $5/entry, $50/participation fee, sampling from 11am-2pm, awards at 3pm, vendors. Proceeds go to Semper Fi & America’s Fund. 910-346-9997 0r info@nrhd.com JAN 27 NEW 2024 HARLEY-DAVIDSON MODEL RELEASE PARTY Bayside Harley-Davidson, 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. 12-4pm, free food & beer, giveaways, DJ Flick, showcase of the new models. www.baysidehd.com, 757-397-5550

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firing, vendors, live music, wet t-shirt contest, swap meet. Rick Nail, 704-5771546, macman.nail@gmail.com APR 22-28 OUTER BANKS BIKE WEEK Outer Banks Harley-Davidson, 8739 Caratoke Hwy, Harbinger, NC. Bikes, vendors, bands, beer, bikinis, guided rides & more. www.ourterbankshd.com, 252-338-8866 APR 22-28 BAYSIDE’S BIKE WEEK Bayside Harley-Davidson, 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. Bikes, vendors, bands, beer, bikinis, guided rides & more. www.baysidehd.com, 757397-5550

FEB 3 3RD ANNUAL POLAR BEAR MOTORCYCLE RIDE New River Harley-Davidson, 2394 Wilmington Hwy, Jacksonville, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, $20/rider, $10/passenger inclues lunch. Hosted by the Onslow Co. Sheriff’s Office. Proceeds go to the Special Olympics of NC. 910-346-9997

MAY 11 CVMA NC 15-13 SILVER COAST CH SOHO POKER CHIP RUN Beach House H-D, 100 Harley-Davidson Dr., Shallotte, NC. Reg 10am, $20/rider, $10/passenger, $5/extra hand, $1/extra draw, rain date: 05/12. 50/50, raffle, best & worst hand. FMI, cvma15.13@gmail. com

MAR 2 BOOK RUN FOR LEE WOODARD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL Barnes & Nobles, 3040 Evans St., Greenville, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, bring two books for K-5th grade per bike, lunch after ride. Barry Wood, bwood@wilsonnc.org

JUL 20 VIRGINIA ALL FEMALE RIDE Bayside Harley-Davidson, 2211 Frederick Blvd., Portsmouth, VA. 9am-5pm, live music, demos, vendors, food trucks, raffles. www.baysidehd.com, Tracy Skinner, 757-615-8736, Rhondee Caldwell, 757-942-5598.

MAR 9 2ND ANNUAL RIDING PAST CANCER RELAY FOR LIFE New River Harley-Davidson, 2394 Wilmington Hwy, Jacksonville, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, $20/rider, $10/passenger, incl food. 910346-9997 or info@nrhd.com MAR 22 RIDING HIGH HARLEY-DAVIDSON SPRING OPEN HOUSE 3036 NC Hwy 68, High Point, NC. 10am-4pm, free food, raffles & more. www.ridinghighharleydavidson.com, 336-273-1101 MAR 23-24 52ND ANNUAL CHARLOTTE CBA SWAP MEET & TERRY BROWN MEMORIAL BIKE SHOW Rowan County Fairgrounds,1500 Julian Rd., Salisbury, NC. Gates open 10am-6pm, bike show, cash prizes, Barbie car race, cannon

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JUL 27 3RD ANNUAL VETERAN SUICIDE AWARENESS “COMBAT THE STRESS” POKER RUN American Legion Post 532, 1571 Demorest Rd., Columbus, SC. Reg 10am, $22/rider incl food, door prize ticket. Last out 12pm, rain or shine, food, best & worst hand, door prizes, raffle, 50/50, auction. Proceeds go to Veteran Suicide Awareness Programs. Redeye, 614-935-2988.

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Tiny’s Tales From The Road – The Chopper Scene By Derek Sikes ost of us are probably old

enough to remember tuning in to a cable television network once a week to watch our favorite show and it being the talk around the shop or office the next day. We were all watching it together, one episode at a time, and things that happened on the TV made their way into our real lives. To put this in perspective for a younger audience, it’s kind of like when a meme goes viral on TikTok and everyone’s talking about it. When it came to motorcycles no other network in the early 2000’s would create the buzz that Discovery channel created with the Biker Build Off series. Motorcycle Mania aired in 2001 and featured West Coast Choppers and Jesse James. The impact of this show cannot be understated. Choppers never went away; they’ve been around in some form or other since the dawn of motorcycles, but they’ve gone in and out of the mainstream but not since Peter Fonda and Captain America had they been such a mainstream cultural phenomenon. This show catapulted many shops and birthed a few manufacturers. Everyone was cashing in. Choppers became a common site at local bike nights. On the high end of the spectrum a custom-built chopper with premium parts and paint could cost more than most production pickup trucks or SUVs. Like most fads, it was everywhere and then seemingly overnight the fad was over. While mainstream America was watching someone else do something on TV there was a generation of young adults spread out around the country (actually, it was global, but I’m going to focus on the US because I know more about that) building choppers inspired by old biker flicks from the 60’s and the pages of Easyriders Magazine. These young men and women were digging up old artifacts and breathing life back into them. In parallel the Continues On Page 14

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The Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine traditional hot rod scene was going through the same process and as always, the two scenes ran parallel and intermingled. As Rot Rods became a thing, we saw rat rod treatment to motorcycles. Some of y’all might remember blogs. Blogs were kind of a personal website where you could post photos and editorials, what today we would call social media content. No one thought of themselves as content creators or influencers, but these blogs featured old motorcycle photos from the archives freshly scanned and seen for the first time by a new generation of chopper builders and enthusiasts. Around the same time there were forums, which allowed like-minded chopper builders and enthusiasts to connect and form social networks. Grass roots events started popping up around the country, a couple of magazines started up and a chopper “scene” was born. One of the biggest grass roots chopper events at the time was The Horse Smokeout. I won’t go too deep into the history of the event but for chopper folks the Smokeout was akin to Sturgis in the sense that it was a destination and brought out the biggest names in the somewhat underground scene. Located in North Carolina, it was a badge of honor to ride your home-built chopper from wherever you happened to be. I remember being in the garage with my buddies working on our choppers dreaming about making that trip together with my friends from San Diego. A little bit closer to home the El Diablo Run became a thing. Then came along a little show called Born Free. When Instagram took over as the main hub for the “chopper scene” there was a changing of the guard so to speak. A lot of the original revivalists were at a stage in their life where they were starting to focus on their families, more practical motorcycles, or finding new hobbies and lifestyles all together. Guys like Chopper Dave and Jason Webber seemed to take a step back while a new generation of builders who came up inspired by their blogs became chopper famous, or choppular (a phrase used disparagingly usually out of envy). Born Free became a mega show and thousands of perfectly nice Evolution era Sportsters met Sawzall. And that pretty much takes us today. Choppers are constantly cycling (pun unavoidable) in and out of mainstream consciousness but like a good pot of chili always seems to be simmering waiting for someone to come scoop out a bowl. Fads come and go and always have some sort of influence on traditional choppers, yet choppers manage to stay mostly true to their roots. Things like disc brakes and T-Bars get recycled, but a rear drum brake, upswept pipes and ape hangers are always going to be cool. Thankfully there are torch bearers that bridge one generation to the next that seem to lend some continuity to the chopper world. In a world that seems to be increasingly polarized and divided this small little scene manages to still be fairly inclusive and though plenty of jerks try to be “gatekeepers” there’s no written rules and everything seems to run democratically by group consensus. From its origins of freakin out the squares in the 1960’s to Walmart merchandizing and corporate sponsored theme bikes of the 2000’s we’ve

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managed to skirt by EPA regulations, department of transportation laws to keep us “safe” and maybe even common sense. The biggest question might be why? Why take a perfectly functional classic motorcycle like a 1970 FLH or 2003 Sportster, remove the suspension and sensibly sized fuel tank, not to mention highly functional front brake caliper (in the case of the Sportster, anyway) and run a rigid frame with a 2-gallon peanut tank and a spool front wheel? Logically it makes no sense, no sense at all. But if you’ve ever stood in your garage at 2:00 am, eyes bloodshot, nose caked with grinding dust, and stood back and looked at something you’ve created with minimal tools and no formal training and imagined yourself riding with your best friends you know that logic and sense go out the window. There’s a fire that burns deep inside some of us, that drives us, and to paraphrase my friend Nick Haints, turns from obsession to possession. No other form of motorcycle seems to take hold of you the way a chopper does if you’ve got the chopper bug. There are only a few big national chopper events every year, but there are dozens of regional events all over the country and on almost every weekend of summer there is a get together of some size happening somewhere in the country. In the southern region alone, it seems like you could quit your job, pack your gear, and live on the road all summer, going from one state to another, where the road goes on forever and the party never ends. Most events are open to all motorcycles, you don’t have to ride a chopper, but it would a lot cooler if you did.

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24th Annual Rutherford County Toy Run

By Wally Wersching n Sunday, November 19th, I rode west to attend the 24th Annual Rutherford County Toy Run. The Toy Run started at 1:30PM near Spindale, NC in the old Kmart parking lot behind Denny’s, and rode with a police escort through Rutherfordton, Spindale, and Forest City before ending at the CCIB Land. Former Moose Riders along with the Cleveland County Independent Bikers (CCIB) were responsible for the run to collect toys for area children so they have a pleasant Christmas. Sunday’s weather was great for a toy run with temps in the low 60’s, and sunny skies. I arrived at the CCIB Land a little before 2:00PM, and parked in front by the gate. I didn’t want to get blocked in when the rest of the bikers came. I walked inside to put a stack of Carolinas Full Throttle Magazines on the table, and talked with a few friends. I watched as “Pegleg” tended the large containers of soup. They had potato soup, and vegetable soup, plus corn bread, crackers, and tea. It was their regular menu for a cool motorcycle ride. It was designed to warm everybody up. I talked with the CCIB club members as we all waited for the other bikes to arrive. I’ve known many of them for a very long time. It’s always good to visit with old friends. I talked with a lady who had her husband tracked on her phone. She knew exactly where he and the rest of the bikes in the run were. When they were getting close, she warned us. We heard the rumble of motorcycles in the distance, and then the sharp sound of the police car’s sirens. The run was

coming in. I stood across the road with the sun at my back so I could get some good shots. I noticed a lot of friends ride by – some waved, others didn’t even see me. They were concerned about where to park their bikes. 192 bikes were in the run this year. I saw Mike from Full Throttle Biker Church ride in. He waved as he passed. I caught up with him later while he was talking to some friends. After the bikes parked, the bikers lined up in two long lines – one for the food, and the other to bring the toys to the large toy trailer. I met a lot of friends who I hadn’t seen in a while. I used to work with “Radar”, and I miss talking with him about old Harleys almost every day. He has a K-Model Sportster that he’s planning to rebuild one day. Grumpy rode in, and we talked for a while. It was good to see him again. I worry about him. He is battling cancer every day. Later, they would have door prize drawings along with the results of the 50/50 drawing, and the raffle for the motorcycle. I talked with a few friends as they stood in line. Everybody had smiles on their faces because they knew that they were going to make some young child happy on Christmas morning. You couldn’t ask for a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon. It was a rewarding experience – as always. I met Amy – my daughter-in-law’s best friend. We talked for a while until she went into the food line. Club members had to wait, and be the last in line – just in case they ran out of food. It was a full day of people giving to children in need, and having fun doing it. We were all glad that the weather cooperated. The children will have a lot of toys this Christmas. $17,000 was raised to help 68 families and 153 children. In addition to the toys gathered during the event, coats, shoes, socks etc. will be purchased and distributed. 100% of this stays in Rutherford County.

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Batchelor’s Tavern 30th Annual Toy Run

By Rob Harper

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elor’s Tavern 30th annual toy run in Spring Hope, NC. The toy run was started in 1994 by “Snooks” Robbins and Charlie Bogey. Snooks has passed on, and the Tavern is no longer in business, but the toy run is still going strong. It was held at the Tavern until 2018, then one year at Michael’s Showside Grille. In 2020 the event moved to Webb’s Mill. The mill originally ground corn, but in the early 1900’s it was converted to produce electricity. The 3 turbines are still in place, and the electrical gear has been upgraded. The mill is now an event center and produces electricity. At 1:00 we pulled out of Webb’s Mill to deliver an enclosed trailer full of toys to Ephesus Baptist Church in Spring Hope. This year, a few dozen bikes made the ride to the church. Snooks son Josh Robbins led the ride on Snook’s old Sportster. The bike led the first run, and now the 30th run. Other than requiring something to lean against due to a missing kickstand, the old Sportster ran fine. The toys go to the Tar River Baptist Association Toy Ministry, where they are distributed to needy families in Nash County. After the donations were delivered, the group headed back to Webb’s Mill. A pig was on the cooker, and fixins were on the tables for all to enjoy. There was a cash bar inside the old mill, and a large, covered pavilion. The site is on the banks of the Tar River with some nice views. After everybody was full, Josh acted as MC and the raffle prize drawings were underway. There were also some special items that were auctioned off to the highest bidder. Additional donations of $6,500 were raised. Many thanks to all the people that donated food, time, toys

and money. Special thanks to Steve and Caroline Batchelor for years of support. Also, thanks to Charlie/Bonita and Josh/Briana for organizing the event and to Pete and Cathy for hosting. They will continue the Toy Run next year under a new name, Tar River Toy Run @ Webb’s Mill. It’s always the first Saturday of December. Hope to see you there for the annual event.

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Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson Hosts The Wingmen MC’s Annual Toy Run Photos by: Chi

ort Bragg Harley-Davidson, hosted the Fayette-

ville NC Wingmen MC Annual Toy Run on Saturday. December 2nd. The heartwarming event embodied the true spirit of Christmas. Partnering with the Wingmen Motorcycle Club, the 36th Annual Fayetteville Toy Run roared to life. This annual event that continues to bring joy to those in need as well as the bikers that make the run! The event was a true blessing to everyone; with proceeds benefiting the Fayetteville Urban Ministry. Bikers from all walks of life, adorned in leather and a ton of Kris Kringle attire, showed up to support the joyous occasion. They gathered at Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson. The air was filled with excitement as they presented unwrapped toys; a simple yet grand design ensuring a brighter Christmas for local children in need. The event’s goal is simple; have a great time, spread joy and make a positive impact on the community during the Christmas season. Santa Claus himself led the spirited ride, guiding the convoy of generous bikers through the streets of Fayetteville. The journey culminated at Legend’s Pub, where the festive atmosphere continued. The camaraderie among the riders and the shared commitment to supporting Fayetteville Urban Ministry created a powerful sense of charity and good will. The joy of giving warms the heart and the motorcycle ride fuels the soul. Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson not only served as the starting point for this benevolent ride but also stood as a symbol of the community’s strength and generosity. As engines roared and Christmas cheer echoed, the 36th Annual Fayetteville Toy Run ended with much success. This event leading the way for many more Holiday celebrations. There’s always a party at Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson For more information about rides and events at Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson check out The Carolinas Full Throttle Magazine “Cruising Calendar” online available at “https://fullthrottlemagazine.com”

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Barry “Ol’ Dog” Glenn Memorial Toy Run

By Lincoln Infield

arry Glenn was a biker’s biker and a really

good dude. He was the first to crack a joke or give you a friendly insult and ride across the state with you. He also had a big heart and was part of many benefits and rides. He started a Toys For Tots ride when he ran JR’s Corner Tavern in High Point, NC. After Barry passed, friends and family kept the event going and made it a memorial toy run. The ride now starts out of Double D Burnout Saloon and David Thompson and his family keep the event rolling. This year’s event, like many others in early December faced crappy weather. December 9 was dreary but warm. Kickstands didn’t go up until 12:30pm, but riders started gathering around 10:30. There were hot biscuits and cold drinks available at registration, most folks started their day off with some suds. It wasn’t long before the parking lot was lined with motorcycles and toys were overflowing the Toys For Tots boxes inside the bar. There were a couple bicycles hanging around that had been collected as well! The weather had not kept this group from getting together for the Toys For Tots. In fact, if you didn’t want to ride the ride, a party bus followed the motorcycles and was dry and warm. Not a bad way to do it at all! Maddog and David both gave some words of wisdom, then there was a prayer for safety prior to the ride. The ride went back across the triad to JR’s Corner Tavern to pay homage to Barry, then on to Saints & Sinners Tavern before returning to Double D for the afterparty. Live music was provided by Rock House and the holiday spirits were in full effect. The event and the weeks of collecting toys garnered more than 20 bicycles, 6 boxes literally overflowing with toys and $1200 in cash. What a haul!

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an, I love old motorcycles.

There’s not a lot that can beat a weekend riding old motorcycles, talking about old motorcycles and picking through piles of old motorcycle parts and memorabilia. Throw in all your buddies, bike games and fried bologna sandwiches and we’ve got one hell of a party! Good thing is that the Antique Motorcycle Club of America gives us this caliber of event and calls it the Southern National Swap Meet. The event is held at the Denton Farm Park in Denton, NC and it’s just about the perfect setting for the event. The park is full of historic aged buildings that mesh well with the antique iron riding around. The Southern National was held in May for the first 10 years and has migrated to the second weekend of October for milder temperatures. This event is so good that it pulls in old motorcycle aficionados from all over including celebrities like Oliver Peck, Billy Lane, Dale and Matt Walksler, Jake Hines, Chris Sommer Simmons, Buzz Kantor and Doug Wothke just to name a few. BTW, if you don’t know some of those names, ya need to look them up! This was the 14th annual event and it landed on October 13-14. The picking was good and the park was full of motorcycles and sunshine on Friday, despite the dampness forecast for Saturday. There were more vendors at the farm park than usual, in fact it may be the most vendors I’ve seen set up there. I’m talking about acres and acres of vintage motorcycle parts, motorcycle memorability and other quirky items. There’s also a fair share of antique motorcycles for sale, in various stages of completeness. This year’s event theme was Classic Choppers and there was a roped off section of the farm park midway that housed two dozen radical, old school choppers. Continues On Page 26

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he season of giving is not lost on the biker com-

munity. That is evident by the multiple toy runs out of each region of the Carolinas’. December 9th was the nearing the last chance to catch a Toy Run before “The Big Day” and again the calendar was full of events. One of which was a Toys For Tots ride organized by Jeff Schmid of Springers. The ride is a labor of love for riders, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun along the way. The ride registration was held at Saints and Sinners Tavern in Greensboro. The riders would wind through the triad to other popular watering holes including JR’s Corner Tavern and Double D Burnout Saloon ending at Springers with an afterparty. The weather theme for this year’s toy runs was overcast with a chance of rain and this day was no different. Riders still piled into the parking lot, filled into the bar and snagged a cold drink. There were biscuits and coffee available too. Toys were dropped off in the Toys For Tots box and ride registration was collected all while everyone hung out and talked...most likely about motorcycles and weather. Forty some bikes roared up Farragut St. after a brief meeting to go over the ride route. The after party was at Springers in Greensboro. Jeff always puts out a spread of food and this was no different. It wasn’t a cold day, but it was enough to be happy to be inside. Later in the evening Killing Fiction rocked the house, as they usually do. It put a cap on the event! When the ride was over, the counting began. After a couple months of collecting and the day of the ride, 38 bicycles, 7 boxes of toys and over $3500 in donations were collected for the Toys For Tots. On December 12th, Marines Showed up at Springers to pick up the collection. Big thanks to all who participated in this run!

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fall edition of their 51st annual swap meet on November 11th. This is one of those events that I look forward to attending twice a year. It’s a classic swap meet with plenty of old parts and memorabilia to sift through, a couple bike shows, live music and a lot of friends. This year’s fall meet was plagued by less than favorable conditions. The clouds were low all day and light rain came and went during the event. That didn’t mean there wasn’t a field full of vendors and generally weather like this encourages bigger swap meet purchases, since many arrive in cages instead of bikes. The indoor bike show had some fine specimens in it as well. One that really had me looking was a long and low 1945 knucklehead chopper that was hanging out. A ton of trophies were awarded in the show, some of which were accompanied by hundred dollar bills. This event is not complete for me without a porkchop sandwich. I get it “all the way” and suggest you have yours that way, too. There was a brand-new feature at the fall swap meet this year. The Builder’s Cup Bike Show. In an effort to highlight the talent of the local bike shops, the Builder’s Cup is a ride in, red carpet bike show. Any motorcycle is welcome to enter a bike that they have either built or actively maintain at their shop. This inaugural Builder’s Cup bike show was also hindered by the weather and when it came down to judging, it was a showdown between two local shops, South Main Customs in Kannapolis, NC and Poohbuilt Custom Cycles in Albemarle, NC. The Cup participants took a lap around the bike show building and out to the midway tent that housed some rockin live music all afternoon. The tent was now lit up and had a red carpet for the entries to be parked on. Now, with only two shops entered in the show, judging was tricky.

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Only the shops that are participating can vote, and they can’t vote for themselves. The stalemate was to be broken by Ben from Ben’s V-Twins who is a Swap Meet regular. Each bike was ridden into the tent and reps from the bike shops gave the details on their builds. The speeches were given, the crowd was amazed and then Ben delivered the final vote. Dano’s Thrice rebuilt Road Glide maintained by South Main Customs was awarded top honors in the first ever Builder’s Cup! A four foot trophy is on loan to South Main Customs to mark their victory until next fall when the “builders cup” will be transferred to next year’s winner, unless Dano brings in another

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Biker Trash Nation Rides For The Salvation Army By: Lincoln Infield

he best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

Apparently, this applies to bikers as well. Mother Nature plays a huge role in all the events that we take part in, and it can be the difference between the event’s success. Unless of course you’ve started months ago working towards your event’s success. This December was a prime example of this as most of the weekends leading up to Christmas were, well, less than desirable riding days. The Biker Trash Nation Toy collection began in May with fundraising rides at the Myrtle Beach Bike Week. Since then, members and friends of Biker Trash Nation have been adding to the toy stash. Wayne and Vandee Pinnix put on a handful of events to promote their toy run and also posted an online registry that allowed collection to continue 24/7. This has been going on for a number of years and the amount of bicycles, toys and cash that have been donated is astonishing. Unfortunately, the December ride date to cap off the toy drive was a pretty crappy day. Wayne, dressed in a Santa onesie still led a group of bikes around Winston-Salem in a victory lap, but this year there was a number of cars involved as well. The ride started off at Pine Tree Tavern in Winston and rolled on over to Willie’s Honky Tonk, then on to Second & Green, Baggerz Saloon and ending at Bodine’s. No matter the numbers a great time was had at all the stops. Honestly, Biker Trash Nation is the leader in shenanigans, so each stop was had a game or drawing and a ton of fun. At the end of the day, the mission was accomplished. Toys, bicycles and donations were collected, and they had a damn good time. But the real event was yet to come. The weekend after the toy run, Wayne, Vandee and other members of the Nation got together to take 3 trailers and trucks full of bicycles to the donation center and help with the toy organization. The Salvation Army volunteers were excited to see the bicycles come in, since collection had been low so far. All in all, BTN collected 115 bikes for this year’s Salva-

tion Army Angel Tree program. Bringing their six year total to well over 1000 bikes donated and that doesn’t include toys and cash! There was a lot of work and time put in and the ride was just for shenanigans. Naturally Wayne and Vandee give all the credit to the members of BTN for making this happen, but they deserve a bit of credit as well! Y’all made a bunch of kids Christmas bright and promoted two wheels to these youngins! Good job y’all.

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Story and Photo by Alan Dockery espite very thick fog and a threat of rain all

day, hundreds of Bikers across the Hickory, NC, area rolled into the Wizard Saloon for the 33rd Annual Toy Run to benefit the Conover School. Yes, there were more cars than usual and some groups sent only a few folks to make a donation. But the Conover School Toy Run was still a good time for us at the school and The Wizard. This toy run supports the Conover School, one of the state’s premier special education schools. What makes it different from other toy runs is instead of bringing toys to a central collection point, teachers select specific toys based on each child’s wants, needs and abilities. Bikers pay the tab through a charity managed by Mike Dyson, Wizard owner.

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This is a unique toy run and the coolest by far that I’ve been on in my many years riding. On the Conover School Toy Run, bikers see the kids they are helping. As we rode into the Newton-Conover High School parking lot the cheering kids and families lined the sidewalk. “This is something we do every year,” said Josh Weese, Conover School Principal. “It guarantees us three things. First is that all of our kids get a Christmas gift. That’s something that the Bikers bring to our school. They buy a gift for each and every one of our kids. It insures that all of them regardless of social economic status get at least one gift. It also shows them the support they have throughout the greater community. Plus seeing the bikes for most the kids is a thrill. They’re ecstatic when the Bikers roll in.” Mike and Becky led the ride to the school this year on the trike pulling the sleigh. “I drove the sled with Santa in it this year and you don’t know what you’re missing until you do it and be the first person the kids see. With Santa behind you the kids’ faces light up. That was very emotional for me and hit very hard on my heart,” Mike said. “The kids and staff get into the Christmas Pageant Show 100 percent,” Principal Josh said. “I have some new staff this year who have never experienced it, so it was an eye opener for them. This is our biggest event of the year. Prom and Graduation are the others, but this is a staple of Conover School. We practice the skits and make sure every kid has a gift that they want and can enjoy. My staff takes this very seriously since it is for the kids. A lot of the times they can’t advocate for themselves, can’t explain how excited they are. But you can see it on their faces. When the bikes pull in you will know exactly how much it means to them. They light up like Christmas Trees.” “It’s funny to me, when I first did this event the bikers appear, not to be too stereotypical, a rough and tumble group of guys and ladies. But it takes about ten minutes into the show and you see them start getting emotional. Singing along and laughing. That’s a powerful thing to see. People who come off as little bit gruff absolutely melt when these kids put on their show,” Josh said. Bikers and families gathered in the gym to see the best part of this toy run. What makes it so special for the kids, their families and the bikers is what the kids give back to us, a heart-warming Christmas show. Each year the children of the Conover School show their appreciation by putting on a Christmas pageant, singing and acting out songs of the season. This is such a touching show that even the most macho bikers could be seen wiping an occasional tear. The kids give Mike a present each year. Something they make. This year it was a large picture of a motorcycle painted with their handprints. The message was, “Thanks for the hand in our success.” Mike is converting the upstairs restaurant area into a Biker Consignment Shop soon and will have some of the presents from the school on display in there. I love how they end the show now by inviting the bikers to take home ornaments. Near the exit is Christmas trees deco-

rated with ornaments made by the students for the bikers. “We are looking forward to the future of our charities, not just to help Conover School, but to help our fellow brothers or sisters in need and take the charity to the next level,” said Angel Dyson. “We are also planning to open a consignment thrift store. All profits will go to Mike’s Hand-Up Charity. I am excited to offer people a place to donate their Harley-Davidson gently used stuff. That is my goal for this coming year.” “Also, the weather wasn’t the greatest, but we still will always work as long as we are able to do the Conover School Toy Run to help our children. That’s what starts our Christmas here at the Wizard Saloon. It’s a lot of hard work, but it’s so fulfilling to our hearts.” “We would like to thank all our supporters, and all our little elves that helped us pull this off. You are so greatly appreciated, and we couldn’t do it without the help of y’all,” Angel said. Most of the riders returned to the Wizard Saloon for some real tasty BBQ and fixins. The day ends with Mike and his staff auctioning off some nice items to help fund his charity and do the Conover School Toy Run in eleven months for the 34th time.

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The 31st Anniversary Brunswick County Toy Run

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n Saturday, December 9th, the Brunswick County

Toy Run Motorcycle & Classic Car event revved up its engines, with the starting point at the Brunswick Island Baptist Church in Supply, NC. The church, BIBC, played host once again to this heartwarming event organized by The Brunswick County Toy Run, Inc. These extraordinary bikers have dedicated themselves in this service since 1992. Thanks to the incredible generosity of so many, 279 children in the community experienced the joy of Christmas this year. The event, marked by a procession of 61 motorcycles and classic cars, embarked on a caravan destined for the Shallotte Walmart. Here, volunteers gathered to meet local families in need at the Garden Center, creating a festive atmosphere for a unique Christmas shopping experience. The bikers, embodying the spirit of giving, contributed to making this event a success, highlighting the biker community’s dedication to supporting their neighbors. The strong partnerships formed within the community and the church’s giving heart have been pivotal in ensuring the success of the Brunswick County Toy Run year after year. Beyond the roar of engines, the essence of the Christmas spirit is palpable in the collaborative efforts, partnerships, and the fundamental “love thy neighbor” mentality that defines this event. In the heart of Brunswick County, this annual gathering

showcases the true meaning of community, camaraderie, and the joy of giving during the holiday season. It was a festive event with all hearts in the right place, doing the right thing at the right time. The community supports were amazing from start to finish. Christmas becomes a bit more merry and bright when bikers are involved; and the sum of the motorcycles made the most joyful noise. As the bikers say, “A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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pened to the last one? Seems like the older I get the faster time goes by. How many Toy Runs did you get to go on this past year? Did you do any witness to anyone or was you there just for show? Praise God that we can still do Ministry work. He is still on the throne and working on our behalf. Everyone celebrated the New Year and made a lot of resolutions (that probably want be kept). There is one resolution that you need to make and keep to it. That’s giving your life to Jesus and stick with it, He’s the best friend you can have. Remember one more year of your life is gone. James 4:14 Why you do not even know what will happen tomorrow. What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes. We are all going to die sooner or later, some will be ready and some want. Hebrews 9:27 Just as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgement. Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived; God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.

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By William R. Toler - Richmond Observer anta Claus roared down Airport Road and into the parking lot of Pence Place Saturday afternoon riding a Harley-Davidson, accompanied by two Grinches and several other bikers. They were there to bring a little Christmas joy to the nine young residents of the home. Affiliated with Monarch, Pence Place in East Rockingham has been in operation for three decades and serves children up to age 21 with intellectual and developmental disabilities and traumatic brain injury. “They were excited,” said Taylor Lingren, who organized the toy drive for the same place her father’s former motorcycle club used to help. Residential Team Leader Sherry Thompson told the RO in August that they were only able to spend $75 on each child in 2022, but added that they secured a generous donation from Mike Griffin. This year, Lingren said she and her biker buddies were able to spend more than $480 per child. They also bought $130 worth of books for the Pence Place staff to read to the kids. The money came from a fundraiser in December. Although the planned ride had to be canceled because of thunderstorms, the event still raised $3,700. Santa (Robert Cobler) led the pack Saturday afternoon from the Hide-A-Way Tavern followed by the Grinches (Lingren and her husband, Rob), Angela, Donald and Kate Clifton, Hide-A-Way owner Flecia Sachs and Lee Williamson. After parking their bikes, the crew unloaded a utility trailer filled with presents and gift bags containing: clothes; toys; dress-up clothes for the girls; Squishmellows; a R.C. monster truck for one of the boys; journals; and fidget toys. Lingren added that they also bought bean bag chairs for the three children who are wheelchair-bound “to give them another option to watch TV in and be comfortable.” She added that some all received room projection lights and

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Saints & Sinners Tavern Hosts Jasmine Cain 12 Days Of Christmas Tour

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aints & Sinners Tavern is approaching their first

year slinging drinks to the area riders. They have definitely made the best of their time so far, throwing big parties, hosting rides and Wednesday Bike Nights. This tradition continued on December 7th when they hosted Jasmine Cain for owner Mark Shropshire’s birthday. The Nashville based, multi-award winning rock singer kicked off her 12 days of Christmas acoustic tour at Saints & Sinner. Jasmine and her band are a main stay in the motorcycle events industry playing all the major bike rallies and other venues in between. This tour kickoff gig was her third appearance at S&S including the grand opening Summerfest event during the summer and is always a crowd pleasure. S&S Tavern features a full sized permanent outside stage for the warmer months, now that It’s cooled down a bit the live acts move inside, and this made for a super cool intimate setting for this show. Jasmine was already pretty familiar with the local crowd. Her and her band have closed down S&S Tavern on previous visits. Jasmine was set up behind an electric keyboard and armed with her acoustic guitar and ukulele. This was a pretty cool deal. It was like having any local bar act playing to you and a hundred or so friends while you hang out on a Thursday evening. But this was Jasmine F&cking Cain! She was joking and carrying on with everyone at the bar and putting on a heck of a show. She was taking song requests and making them sound great. In between songs Jasmine would throw back one of the many shots that were bought for her by her fans and call out “Play one, drink one” to which the crowd would reply “Hot Damn”. Jasmine pulled off Alan’s, Merle, Fleetwood Mac and The Cranberries among others and kept the crowd dancing and tapping toes. Outside Christy Shropshire was in charge of a low country boil. They had some propane heaters rolling and the Old Bay and seafood smelled great! It was a cold night if you wandered too far from the heaters, but it was toasty warm inside. Mark

was making his way around the bar enjoying the tunes and hanging out, while everyone was wishing him happy birthday and buying him drinks. When Jasmine took a break from jamming, she led the bar in singing Happy Birthday to Mark as he joined her behind the piano. Totally cool to have a rock goddess like Jasmine Cain sing you Happy Birthday. S&S Tavern is certainly proving that they are a real contender in North Carolinas’ biker bar circuit, and this was a great way to spend a weekday evening. Happy Birthday Mark, hope you enjoyed your evening as much as everyone else did! Make sure you check them out at 536 Farragut St. in Greensboro, NC. They host a Wednesday night bike night, some killer weekend events and regular live music to compliment the full ABC permits and laid back atmosphere.

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Murphey’s 29th Annual Toy Run By Wally Wersching n Saturday November 18th, John Murphey of Murphey’s Scooter-Shed in Kings Mountain, NC held his 29th Annual Toy Run. The 50 mile, police escorted, ride will benefit the Shriner’s Burn Center, Oxford Orphanage Masonic Home for Children, Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office, and the Kings Mountain Police Department. This year, God continued to watch over John’s event. It was a sunny warm morning with temps around 50 degrees. As the morning progressed, the temps climbed into the 70’s with a light breeze. It was a beautiful fall day which encouraged many bikers to come for the ride. Murphey’s Scooter-Shed is located in a residential neighborhood next to John’s home on a dead-end road. There is a small parking area around his shop, and during the toy runs; it’s full of bikers buying t-shirts, renewing old acquaintances, and making new ones while dropping off the toys. I arrived at Murphey’s at about 10:45AM, and was directed to park in the lawn in front of Murphey’s home. The road was already full. I brought a stack of Full Throttle magazines, and placed them on the registration table for all to take. John was very busy making sure that everything went as planned. Luckily, he has been doing the run for a few years, and has many volunteers who know what needs to be done, and do it. As I walked around, I saw the cooks getting the food ready. The BBQ served at Murphey’s is some of the best in the area. Everybody who rides in the ride gets a plate of delicious food at the end of the ride. There were huge boxes of toys collected along with a lot of money. This year, as usual, Murphey asked for a $5.00 donation along with the new toy from every person going on the run. More and more bikes came down the road. It seemed like an endless line of bikes roaring in. Many of the adjacent lawns were off limits so there were people directing traffic. I walked down the long line of motorcycles, and heard many

people laughing, and getting acquainted. I was looking for people I knew, and of course Victory motorcycles. There were many types of motorcycles in the long line. Most were Harleys or Harley wannabees. Then there were the trikes – some conventional (one front wheel, and two rear), and others were the Can-Am Spyders (two front wheels and one rear). There were a few Polaris Slingshots too. I’m not sure if they are considered a trike or a three-wheeled car. There were a few little Honda Groms too. They are fun bikes but a little small for me. There were also a few “Crotch-Rockets” in the mix. All bikes were welcomed. Some people dressed up for the ride and had unusual helmets with faces on them. It was a very festive occasion. As noon approached, Murphey talked for a while – thanking everybody for being part of his event, and then a pastor said the prayer. At exactly 12:00 noon, the roar was almost deafening when they all started their bikes. In a few minutes, the run began with Murphey leading the way looking like Santa on his custom-made Indian look-alike bike. The route was planned ahead, and every intersection would be blocked off by either the police or fire departments. They left quickly but still took about 15 minutes for all 500 bikes to pass. I will definitely go again next year. It’s a great way to spend a late fall Saturday, and it helps a lot of kids have a Merry Christmas.

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3rd Annual Jamie Taylor’s Last Leg Poker Run - A Ride For Amputees

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Shropshire, the first Jamie Taylor’s Last Leg Poker Run was held in 2021 when Jamie (Christy’s brother) had to have his lower leg amputated due to complications arising from diabetes. The ride was such a success that the decision was made to make it an annual event that would benefit a different person going through similar circumstances each year. This year, Ralph Wilson was selected to be honored in the ride. Ralph has endured an amputation along with other medical conditions. Ralph is well known in the Greensboro biker community and welcomed the support we were able to show him. We were even lucky enough to find a trike that he was able to ride on and participate in the ride himself! This year’s ride was originally scheduled for October 14 but had to be postponed due to rain. We were able to hold the event on October 22, 2023 and still managed to raise approximately $2,800 for Ralph. He planned to use the money

to help with hospital bills and other living expenses. The ride began at Saints & Sinners Tavern in Greensboro. Stops included Double D’s Burnout Saloon in Kernersville, JR’s Corner Tavern in High Point, and the American Legion Post 87 in High Point and then ended back at Saints & Sinners Tavern. Riders were served Brunswick Stew prepared by Tim & Diane Bailey. There was a silent auction, live auction and 50/50 drawing to help raise as much as possible for Ralph. Riders were also able to shop several local vendors that were set up at Saints & Sinners. Overall the ride was again a success!

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All Revved Up To Give Hell’s Angels Fayetteville Christmas Party

Photo by: Chi In the spirit of giving and community, the Hell’s Angels Motorcycle Club, Fayetteville NC hosted their annual Christmas Party on Sunday, December 17th. In collaboration with local MC’s, family, friends and supporters, this event was all about the children. This year’s annual Christmas party sponsored nearly 275 local children. This heartwarming event not only spread holiday cheer but also left a lasting impact on the community. The outstanding efforts each and every attendee contributed to this joyous and festive Christmas event is amazing. Open Doors Ministries once again presented a Christmas Story to remember. Captivating the children and their families with the timeless tale of Christmas. The children all sang Happy Birthday Jesus to conclude the very first, Merry Christmas Story. Everyone enjoyed a warm and healthy plate filled with some delicious food. As we all awaited the arrival of the one and only, Kris Kringle; Sporting his finest Red and White. While others visited the next tent; transformed into a small grocery store. The tent stocked with all the essentials needed to prepare hearty meals. Families were given the opportunity to select groceries to take home, ensuring they could enjoy multiple meals during the festive season. Every child received a cuddly stuffed animal of their choice before their eagerly awaited visit with Santa Claus. The joyous atmosphere reached its peak by the time each child made

their way to Santa. The children so excited, smiles and hugs all around. They chatted with Santa Claus about their wishes this year. While Santa confirmed each child’s ‘nice list’ status; the elves helped their parents secure the Santa Bags for each child. Each bag filled with carefully selected gifts, ensuring that their Christmas morning would be filled with excitement and delight. This annual Christmas party, organized by the Hells Angels MC, Fayetteville NC, exemplifies the true spirit of the Christmas season—bringing people together, fostering community bonds, and creating lasting memories for local children and their families. Through their efforts, the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, Fayetteville NC continues to make a positive impact on the lives of those in their community, the roar of engines are accompanied by the sweet sound of joy and generosity. As Santa and the Harley road out of sight, “Merry Christmas, you bikers ride safe and have a good night!”

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4th Annual Bub’s Ride

By: Lincoln Infield

ecember 9th was a busy day in the motorcycle

community. Toy runs and events were going on across the Carolinas. That didn’t stop the 4th Annual Bub’s Ride from having another large turnout. The event is a collaboration between Keith Bills and Brandon McNeely, named after Keith’s dad, to help provide a Christmas for the children. Year after year the biker community in Rowan and Iredell County rally for this cause. The event this year started out at Westside Twins Motorcycle Company in Statesville, NC representing Iredell Co. The Iredell County side of the event gathered two 16’ foot trailers worth of toys and bicycles. Keith Bills and Carolina Steel led over 100 motorcycles and 40 cages south from Statesville to Salisbury. The end of the line was Blue Collar Cycle Company for an after-ride party. A 30’ foot trailer of gifts and bicycles were collected by the Rowan county side of the event and more were piling in as the bikes rolled in. Some unexpected rain (at least I didn’t expect it) thinned the crowd out quicker than usual, but there were still near 150 bikes in at Blue Collar.

Folks were hanging out in the alley between the shops taking in some music and eating post ride hotdogs. Andrew Wooten was providing those tunes and making a job of it. The ladies of the Carolinas’ Biker Lawyers held a drawing for 2 tickets to the upcoming Full Throttle Custom Bike Show. As mentioned earlier, the event went on all the while a light rain fell. Not enough to run you off, but just enough rain to keep everything damp. So, everyone snagged some hot dogs, listened to some tunes and then eventually cleared out. It was getting into the evening anyway, so it wasn’t a big deal. Before the crowd left, plans were laid for the 5th Annual Bub’s Ride to take place in December of 2024. This is a great event that couples the spirit of giving, a good stretch of miles and a great party! Make sure to keep your eyes on the Cruisin’ Calendar and make the Bub’s ride part of your holiday plans!

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House Of Representatives Votes To Defend Internal Combustion Engines

Wednesday, the U.S. House Of Representatives passed H.R. 4468, the Choice in Automobile Retail Sales Act of 2023 (CARS Act). The CARS Act is a bill designed to stop the Environmental Protection Agency from instituting emission standards that force manufacturers to produce more electric vehicles, thus limiting consumer choice. The final vote on the bill was 221 to 197. 216 Republicans and 5 Democrats supported the bill, authored by Rep. Tim Walberg of Michigan, the co-chairman of the House Motorcycle Caucus. After his introduction of the CARS Act, Representative Walberg said, “The Administration cannot continue to create regulations that limit consumer choice, hamper mobility, make vehicles more expensive for families, and cede America’s auto leadership and jobs to China.” H.R. 4468 is the second bill in 2023, passed by the U.S. House, that pushes back against the attack on internal combustion engines. In September, the House passed H.R.1435, the Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act. That bill limited individual states from making their own rules on emissions. Recently, California and like-minded states have been using a federal exemption to pass laws that would constrain the sale of internal combustion engines. H.R. 1435 would put a stop to that exemption. The passage of the CARS Act shows that some members of Congress are concerned about the rush to eliminate the internal combustion engine. Thank you to all the members of the House who voted to protect consumer choice! Both bills now await action by the U.S. Senate. If you have not already, click on both links below to support the Senate bills that aim to protect your right to choose the type of engine you want. S. 3094 - Choice in Automobile Retail Sales Act of 2023 S. 2090 - Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act

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Lost and In Denial (aka Naked and Afraid) By Kathy Lynn Parnell May 20, 2023 - Motorcycle Accident t is time for me to come clean, Dear

Reader. Me and My Man had a lifealtering accident; a deer jumped out from behind a guardrail and construction concrete dividers to run right into us. BOOM! Suffice it to say, we are on the top side of the grass. Okay, we are very thankful that we survived, but… Now what? It’s been a long road of recovery, but really not that long. My Man was my “bubble wrap”; he took the brunt as he would have wanted to, to save his Bitch. Now that we are back to “normal”, we are in mourning of the loss of our bike and, somehow, our lifestyle. We are still in shock and denial, and obviously, nowhere near acceptance.

Let’s review the 7 Stages of Grief:

Shock and Denial: That goes without saying. I was the Energizer Bunny (or should I say Crazy Bitch) on the side of the road, helping My Man, waiting for help to come. Pain and Guilt: Yup, lots of initial and ongoing pain! Also, My Man wonders if there was something that he could have done differently. He chews and chews on it. Anger and Bargaining: Mad as hell! HoneyBun was hurt bad and the bike was a write-off and there’s not a thing we can do about it. Depression: Definitely, as we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Everything changed in an instant. The Upward Turn: Looking forward to restoring our passion. Reconstruction: Putting the pieces back together and embracing the future. Acceptance and Hope: For a new and improved way of life, whatever that might be. HoneyBun is back to work, which is a good distraction. But, driving, and the highway, is a part of our daily lives and we both seem hyper-aware of all the distracted drivers. I no longer want to be “out there” and I avoid the interstates every chance I get. I think of all the moments on the Bitch Pad that were calm, enjoyable and relaxing. I’m so glad those memories exist, cuz I’m not so sure about getting back on the Bitch Pad. I’ve got a gazillion stories still to tell, so many vivid

memories that are worth sharing. What are our options? Well, we could choose three wheels, but as any lifetime rider knows (My Man), it is NOT the same. If we invest in three wheels, we might as well go all the way, and look for a classic car. What about trailering? That doesn’t exist in our vocabulary, but that’s another thing to chew on. It all depends on My HoneyBun’s ability now. Final Note: I spoke to Trooper MacRae some weeks after the accident, following up on his police report, and he said, “I don’t know if you believe, but someone was definitely looking out for you both. You are very lucky.” As I proofread this, I’m thinking “Boo Freakin’ Hoo! Just get on with it!”

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The Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine staff screens hundreds of jokes each month. We make no claim to being politically correct. Most PC jokes just aren’t funny. If you are offended by any of the jokes on this page, take heart in the fact that we go to great lengths to offend everyone equally. This is not a hate crime! At our house we call it “pickin” and it is symbolic of your acceptance in the group. We live in the United States Of The Offended, so get over it!!

Putin is held hostage by a terrorist. A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?” Policeman: “A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He’s demanding 10 million rubles, or he’ll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So, we’re asking drivers for donations.” Driver: “Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average.” Policeman: “About a gallon.” One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose. “Whoa, what happened, Carl?”, Max asked. “I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied. “What?”, Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!” Carl replied, “There was in this one!” My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states or $500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem.” Me: “Ship her home.” Funeral director: “But sir, why don’t you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money.” Me: “A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can’t take that chance.” For a high school dance, a boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance with the girl. The girl wanted

Spokes & Jokes to have some apple punch so the boy went to get it, but to his surprise, there was no punch line. I was visiting the house of a distant cousin when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat. I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever. My cousin replied, “Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!” A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife. Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex-wife: “I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him.” Judge: “That is a simple yet good reason.” Then the judge looks towards the Ex-husband. Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?” The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, “If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”

crow takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.” “How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?”, replies the first crow. “Look at its hand. No cellphone”, says the second crow. A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, “How long will it take me to get to the next town?” The farmer didn’t answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out “About 20 minutes!” “Thank you. But why didn’t you tell me that when I asked you?” “Didn’t know how fast you could walk”.

400 passengers but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New York City. It was only discovered after take-off, when the flight attendants started going through their preparations for the meals. So, the airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. A couple of hours into the flight she nervously announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, we don’t know how this happened, but we have over 400 people on board, but only 200 dinners. Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal to someone else, will receive unlimited free liquor for the duration of the flight!” Her next announcement came six hours later: “Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 180 dinners available.”

An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, “The soup is cold.” His astonished mother exclaimed, “Son, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven’t you spoken before?” The boy looked at her and replied, “Up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”

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