Your Typical Hard Work Screed

J o b s & G r o w t h

Your Typical Hard Work Screed.

Always, always, always complaining!

Don’t these fake ‘woke’ leftists understand how good they’ve got it? To even get an internship is a blessing, being ‘unpaid’ is just how it is in the business! Back in Pop’s day, they had to go through the trenches (quite literally) to get where they are now. So absolutely ungrateful. That’s how he was able to give me, a second-year law student, a cushy position at the firm! People like this work hard to give so many more opportunities - I’m just like them! Why can’t they get that?

These plebs won’t ever get that maybe inequalities exist for a reason. Honestly, just try harder! We ALL have equal opportunity under this definitelysustaining-and-not-collapsing-at-allat-this-current-time economic system! Capitalism makes the world go ROUND, how do you think you could even afford to argue otherwise? But guess what, these ego-centric lefties always go on about how these unpaid internships are “slavery” and “exploitative labour”. Man up! You’re just being weak and lazy fools who hate hard work.

Okay sweetie, keep crying to me about how this neoliberal structure is oppressing young law students rather than benefiting them, and how you’re “vulnerable” because “young” “individuals” “in the workforce” “are more susceptible” “to being exploited” “because they literally have” “no other avenue” “to build a foundation” “for their upcoming legal career”.

I’m sick of the “hot takes” and exclaims equating unpaid internships to slavery! Honestly, how hyperbolic can you get? You have the privilege to intern somewhere! Slaves didn’t get career opportunities or pathways! Well… I mean it is heavily cited that slave owners fed and housed slaves… so I guess they got something out of it at least. Unpaid internships are just the norm, and they’re so common - how out of place could they be? Surely something that’s so normalised is morally correct! Isn’t that what lefties love? Political correctness? HOW MUCH MORE CORRECT CAN YOU GET?!?

My pop had to remove the barriers to employment like Moses did the Red Sea - and it’s time for these leftist freeloaders to understand that they need to do that for themselves too.