The Toilet Door

by Maddie McShane

A poem made up of ancient proverbs from the toilet doors of the ever-prestigious University of Adelaide.

I don’t like the govern men They are scary If you don’t want to shave your legs, Let them be hairy!

I wish my mum still made me sandwiches I am so so sad Trans lives matter I wish I could play Club Penguin with my Dad

I can’t poo like I used to Sitting here thinking about the past I fucking hate everyone At least I have a hot ass

Do you think stars have feelings? I don’t really know. Badadadadadadadadada Life’s a fucking disco!

You make my nipples twizzle Cats are sluts I don’t know where my heart has gone You have a great butt! We are buttcheek brothers Connected through space and time Nobody knows I’m gay Go for 2 and 5

Eat the rich All we have to lose is our chains Never trust a man called Mark I might be going insane

Imagine if we woke up and loved ourselves? We’d kill a lot of industries Go vegan save the world I just want to be a tree