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Metro's Student Senate lost its most infamous member.

The day before Senate President Kelly Martin was to go through with her threat of asking the Senate to impeach Sen. Joel Kleg, he resigned.

Calling Kleg an "annoying menace which has altered ASMSC's ability to run smoothly" in a letter she read inner report Wednesday, Dec. 6, 1. Martin said, "I would like the judicial board to recognize Sen. Kleg's irresp_onsible troublemaking, and to consider (his action) to be malfeasance by using his office to impede. ASMSC's credibility and efficiency." Malfeasance is misuse of office.

"She better have specific reasons for asking the Senate for impeach" ment," Kleg had said. "It's my constitutional right to express myself, and - if she doesn't like it she can go to Communist Russia."

Martin also stated in her letter that Kleg should be impeached for threatening Sen. Gerri Madrid, when he said, "I'm going to get you ..."at the Nov. 8 Senate meeting.

"The man is dumb enough to threaten me," Madrid said. "I don't want him on my committee ... the other committees don't want him either. The minute he's gone we can get back to other matters and not spend 90 percent of our time and energy on the aggravation he gives everybody." r ¡ Martin's request for impeachment came after Kleg filed three charges with the judicial board concerning a resolution he wrote about the removal of Coca-Cola from campus.

Kleg filed a charge against Martin saying that she altered the Coca~ Cola resolution.

"The bill was not 'altered,' " Martin wrote in her letter. "If anyone thinks the resolution was altered they should check the computer record of the resolution. Only questions of legality were written on the face of the resolution so it could be sent to the judicial board."

Kleg said he also filed a charge against the Rules Committee for not • writing a letter within 14 days to the Auraria Board to remove Coca-Cola from campus, and against Vice President Bill Jermance for not signing the resolution.

The Rules Committee decided Nov. 15 not to write the letter until the judicial board ruled that removal of Coca-Cola would not be a restriction of free trade.

"Bill (Jermance) sent (the resolution) to the judicial board to get ~ himself off the hook for failing to sign it in the hopes it would be ruled unconstitutional," Kleg said.

Jermance said that his signature is needed on bills, not resolutions.

Kleg said his resignation from the Senate is due to a time conflict.

Many Senators said they are glad to see him go.

"Praise the Lord," said Sen. Jeremy Stuhl. "He's been creating havoc ~ all semester, and he's not doing things in sync with Student Government.

Whether he goes out by impeachment or resignation doesn't matter."

"There is a God," said Sen. Michael Green, who said even though Kleg resigned, some student government members would still like a ruling from the judicial board barring Kleg from rejoining the Senate.

"Sometimes Kleg says stuff out of turn, but the Senate misses some of 1' the good stuff he says because they have personal vendettas and they don't know how to separate personal grudges from the Student Senate objectives," said Sen. Anthony Vander Horst. "They pushed him so much that he resigned. If that's what they are out for and not to represent the student body, maybe they should re-evaluate why they are in their

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BRIEFS EEOC suit The Equal Employment Opportunity Comnilision has refiled its complaint charging MSC with age discrimination after the State Attorney General's office, on behalf of MSC, motioned to dismiss the case because Metro is not an entity that can be sued.

The romplaint, which is now ftled against the Trustees of the Consortium of State Colleges in Colorado, alleges that MSC forced Marguerite Shackelford, asupervisorinaccounts payable, into early retirement on Aug. 31, 1987.

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In Oral Interpretation of Prose, Lawrence Pryor placed 3rd and Nicolle Llewellyn placed 7th. Semi-finalists in Extemporaneous speaking were Jeff Howard and Lawrence Pryor.

Nirolle Llewellyn and Dawn Jae.obs were semi-finalists in Dramatic Duo interpretation.

Lara DaPice was a semi-finalist in Dramatic Interpretation.

In Poetry Interpretation, Lawrence Pryor advanced to semi-finals, and in Impromptu Speaking, Marijane Coots was a semi-finalist.

Coca-Cola should be an endangered species on Auraria campus, according to the Metro State Senate.

The Senate voted 10-5 on Nov. 8 for a resolution ''to draft a letter to the Auraria Board demanding that prcxlucts of the Coca-Cola Co. cease to be sold on the Auraria campus." The board rontrols the student lounges and the Student Center.

The resolution's purpose is to make a political statement against the system of apartheid in South Africa, where Coke prcxlucts are sold, to show that Student Government is anti-racist.

But Coca-Cola Co. disinvested from South Africa in 1986, said Linda M. Martinez, the rompany's regional sales administration manager. "I hope they know that. rd hate to have them do something for the wrong reason," she said.

Many South African blacks now make a living as independent entrepreneurs selling Coca-Cola, Martinez said.

The resolution's author, Sen. Joel Kleg, said he researched the issue before deciding that CocaCola's disinvestment would hurt

nounces apartheid, he sees. the possibility that disinvestment might hurt South African blacks more than help them.

"It should have been intrcxluced as a tri-institutional bill because Coke can't be removed from campus just because we said so," said Sen. Micheal Green.

Meanwhile, the letter bas not yet been written to the Auraria Board. Bill Jermance sent the resolution to the Judicial Board to

determine its ronstitutionality after Sen. A. Scott Gassman stated in the Rules Committee Nov. 15 that, because of the Sherman Anti-Trust Law, the measure would be a ronspiracy to restrict free trade.

"I believe because the way it was worded, because it was a demand, that it was an attempt of (Student Government) to regulate rommerce ... which only Congress has the power to do," said o Jermance.

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Close to $1,000 was raised at a Dec. 2 benefit for Dave Hosick, an MSC rugby player who is paralyzed due to an injury received during a game this fall.

FunPlex, a Littleton entertainment romplex where Hosick had

worked for four years, hosted the event and rollected donations from patrons who knew Hosick.

John Williams, FunPlex manager, said the owner, Bob Chado, gave the OK to have the benefit: "He definitely wanted to do something for Dave."

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Hosick is a criminal justice major at Metro and would like to pursue a career in law enforcement.

"I bad been hired as a patrol officer for Edgewater the same Saturday as the game. I didn't want to play that day, I told my wife I was going to get hurt, but I was thinking maybe a broken arm or leg, nothing like this," Hosick said.

During the Sept. 23 game against Laramie, Hosick said the opposing team pulled an illegal play called , barging, in which they bunch to-· gether and run at the other team from about five yards back.

"Everyone else saw them do it and stopped, I didn't even see them. It happened so fast, but it seems like it was slow motion," Hosick said.

Hosick's sixth and seventh vertebrae jammed into each other on impact.

"I laid on the field for 45 minutes, I couldn't even walk off the field," be said.

He was taken to St Anthony's Hospital and was told be was paralyzed from the neck down.

After surgery he regained use of his arms, but not bis hands.

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the white government of South Africa. "I did some research and found it to be a worthy cause," he said. Kleg faced an impeachment charge in September for allegedly making racist remarks.

Since the Senate passed the resolution four weeks ago, there bas been no action taken on it. The resolution required the Senate Rules Committee to write the letter within 14 days.

Gary McManus, who is in charge of the vending machines on campus, said he had no knowledge of the Senate's action, but that that type of request is usually channeled to the Food Services Advisory Committee which in tum makes a rerommendation to the Student Advisory Council to the Auraria Board (SACAB).

A Metro student representative on SACAB, Dan Becker, said, "I am opposed to the Senate passing legislation requiring the Auraria Board to take some form of action and overtly bypassing their duly elected representative on the Auraria Board ... They are in violation of their own ronstitution."

Nor is he obligated to act on SACAB according to the Senate's wishes. "I have my own mind," he said.

Becker said that while be de-

Donations are being sought to aid the Indians of Nicaragua who have been fighting against the Sandinista government since 1981.

UCO political science Professor Glenn Morris will deliver the donations and medical supplies. Morris bas worked with the United Nations to improve human rights for indigenous peoples around the worln For more information or to make donations of medical supplies, call Glenn Morris at 5562850 or 871-0463.

MSC rugby pkr,W Dave Haslett

"That was going to be my last game, I was afraid I would get injured. One day you have every-

thing and in split second everything changes," he said.

Insurance through Metro and the athletic department's catastrophic insurance have covered most of the expenses and through the catastrophic roverage Hosick will receive a ten-year allottment to modify bis home and vehicle.

Williams said doctors had told Hosick that if he had had the accident 10 years later the technology would have been advanced enough to repair the-damage.

"He definitely still plans to get around," Williams said, "He has a big 4 x 4 truck, and a bunch of us guys are getting it repainted for him for when he recovers."

Chuck Hosick, David's father, said the past week bis son's attitude bad improved a great deal but that people don't understand the adjustments a person has to make when they're paralyzed: "You have to get help from other people to do things you've always done for yourself. Dave's still not comfortable eating in public because someone has to cut up his food and be can't bold a fork. The worst part is the emotional trauma, though," he said.

Hosick said be still can't talk about "the emotional stuff" Buchanan said the rugby club plans to hold a few more fundraisers for Hosick. For information, Buchanan can be reached at 556-3321.

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AHEC looks to cool summer classes Joni Zigan The Metropolitan After almost five years of requests to the state legislature, a $1, 765,000 air conditioning project has been approved for the Auraria Higher Education Center.

Jim Kelley, assistant director of the Auraria physical plant, said that the chiller plant will water cool the South Classroom, Central Classroom, West Classroom and the Technology Building.

Kelley said the systems used in these buildings now are fan systems that use outside air and evaporative cooling. He said that when the sun hits the buildings these are not effective systems.

The North Classroom and Student Union have cooling systems within each building.

The library, arts and science buildings run on a central cooling system that was built in

torn apart more but that the barriers around the construction should not change much.

no classes will be disturbed. The chiller plant for the four buildings on the the south side of

1976.

Eventually, this project will provide air conditioning for the houses on Ninth Street Park and the Child Development Center.

Kelley said these funds are also supposed to provide an expansion and cooling system for the physical education building.

Construction for the first part of the project started on the south side of campus before Thanksgiving. The streets have been ripped up to lay pipe for the chiller plant The plant will be located by the Technology Building.

Harold McGlathery, with Crabb Plumbing & Heating, the main contractor for the project, said that the streets will probably be

"They've done a good job (with the barricades,)" Kelley said.

Kelley took Laura Watson, the program coordinator of disabled student services, through the construction site to make sure that the barriers are safe for disabled students.

Kelley said that he always makes sure that Watson knows about new construction, so that disabled students are aware of the obstacles.

"We've been getting after our contractors a lot more," Kelley said.

McGlathery said he expects the streets to be in disrepair for some time, but that any work that must be done inside will be finished during the Christmas break so that

campus is expected to be finished in May. Kelley said that the streets may not be repaired as streets.

"We want to landscape it," Kelley said.

Like what we've tried to do with Lawrence Street." Kelley said that the landscaping will have to wait until AHEC knows if there is enough money.

The construction will affect the Auraria shuttle that runs from the Denver Sports Complex parking lots to the campus. Starting in the spring, the shuttle will drop students off by St. Cajetan's Center instead of by the construction area. The shuttle will continue its regular route until the end of this 0 season.

UCO art student just hanging out report the incident. She said she thought it was probably some kind of a stunt, but it looked real enough to warrant a report.

Sue Evans The Metropolitan

If you saw a student hanging from a noose off the southwest corner of the Arts Building Monday, November 27, don't worry. He's OK. It was Lincoln Phillips, a UCO fine arts student, performing an art demonstration.

The demonstration was for a performance/ installation class taught by Vaida Daukantas. Phillips was suspended from a harness with a hangman's rope laid against it for effect.

Carolyn Anderson of the school of professional studies called Auraria Public Safety to ~ibility and forethought that such a perfor-

Carolyn Jennings, also of SPS was with Anderson when she saw Phillips. She· too believed it to be an act but was bothered by Phillip's behavior. "A man hollered at him (Phillips) and he wouldn't answer the man."

Phillips recalls that particular instance. A friend of his was photographing him. "This administrator-type was laughing and yelling 'Are you dead, man? Are you dead?' " Phillips said.

An unknown party summoned the Denver Fire Department and an ambulance. Phillips "was counseled as to questionable respon-

mance would have upon onlookers," according to the APS incident report.

pictures, it became obvious that he wasn't really hanging himself.

"I hung there for, I swear to God, like 20 minutes just watching people walk by. And you know how people are on campus - all they do is look at the ground. I'm going 'this is absolutely amazing,' " Phillips said. "But there was one guy who came walking by and he goes 'Are you OK? Are you OK?' and I turned around and said 'No, no, I'm fine' I wiggled around to show him that nothing was going on here. He got this great big grin on bis face and walked off."

Reactions to the performance were mostly favorable. Mostly. Friends of Phillips were in the Mercantile. "Some of the people that were working there were saying stuff like, 'Oh, it'sjustoneofthose art students. Let him hang,' " Phillips said. "Some people feel really imposed upon when we do our projects." He cited as an example a secretary from the Metro art department who tore part of one student's exhibit down.

Soon after, a crowd gathered to watch Phillips. As his friend continued to take

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The small chairs of the MSC Theatre are empty. The house lights are turned up full glare, and the stage is alive with actors. ~e MSC Touring Company fills the space with voices and actiQn as they rehearse for "Six .

Impossible Things Before Breakfast." .

Among the five actors is a man with his thick . black hair braided in back and dress~d in a black sweatsuit splashed with white and green. He switches character so many times he seems like Proteus, the god of change.

First he's a walrus, then an oyster and finally a door mouse. Although he is able to switch characters so quickly, he is also quick to take control of the situation and compose himself to discuss methods and mistakes.

He is the man on and behind the stage - whatever the situation, always the professional.

This soft-spoken man with the authoritative voice is 35-year-old Frank-Douglas Brown, an MSC theater student and actor.

He has been acting since the age of five, professionally for the last I~ years. He explains that his reasons for domg so go far

beyond a simple passion for the theater.

"I don't really have a choice," he said with his broad smile, "some people just have to do things - it's necessary for my well being."

Brown explained that for him acting is a way of keeping himself even keel, a therapy of sorts. Part of this therapy overlaps into his other job - working at the Bethesda Mental Health Center. Brown said that the problem solving that he uses in sessions at the center has helped him with his problem solving on stage.

"For a long time I couldn't play villains in a play, but after having worked in the adolescent unit at the center, I kind of like playing those parts now," he said with a laugh.

Beyond being able to play the part of villains, Brown said that his levels ofconcern and awareness as an actor have also grown.

"Now that I have an edge on what I'm doing, I want to keep that edge," he said.

Brown has returned to school after a 10year break and attributes some of his growth to the result of working with instructor Marilyn "Cookie" Hetzel.

"Cookie is very perceptive of my abilities," Brown explained. "She helped me in terms of acting choices, and overall, her level of perception has improved mine."

Some of these choices include taking courses in scene design and directing. He says that he is excited about filling out a resume with both included on it. Brown's next challenge will be directing the production of "Bleacher Bums," set to open in February of next year.

"I'm excited about starting work on this project," he said. "And to get the ball rolling, we will begin auditions at the end of the semester so that the show will be cast before we go on break."

Brown has also made changes in his personal life, ones that stretch beyond the

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theatre scene. For example, he and his wife are expecting their first child in January, a role he said he's not sure he's ready for.

However, it is a role he will have no choice but to be ready for when the time comes, he said with a laugh.

In a tone that reflects his composure when on stage and running through mistakes and thods Brown said that he has also me changed 'his outlook on life. He sai"d t here was a time when the threat of nuclear war meant that nothing really mattered.

"There's no excuse for brother to be killing brother," Brown said with frustration.

"And there's no reason for all the abuse that people put themselves through. I was there: - 'Let's party! Let's pray tomorrow we'll die!'"

Brown said now he wants to be one of the survivors so that he can be a source of reason. He explained that the theatre is his political vehicle to be that source and to make statements without having to stand on a street corner screaming.

"I'm not sure I'd never be a politician; although I have no aspirations right now," Brown said. "However, I know I'd never be a Ronald Reagan."

So for now, Brown said that roles like the ones he has played in "Hair," "Ain't Misbehavin'," "Little Shop of Horrors" or the small production with the touring company is enough. He explained that he enjoys live theatre, but there are some drawbacks.

"A lot of times I can become physically tired, or irritated with the production team, but the payoff is always worth the work," he said.

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Super student's strength stunning David 0. Williams The Metropolitan Look! Up in the sky (or sitting next to you in class)! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a "really primitive marine mammal." It's Superman!

No, that's Captain America Named "Real Life Superman" by the "National Enquirer" and later dubbed Captain America by a free-lance writer in Oregon, MSC student Alan M. Jones is a selfproclaimed "witness for fitness" whose mission in life is to spread the gospel of "mind over body" by performing some truly incredible feats of strength and endurance.

Jones, 42, does not leap over tall buildings in asingle bound, but he has done just about everything else. He swam across the English Channel - with his hands and feet tied. He swam down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis to St. Louis. He did 52,001 sit-ups without having his legs pinned. And he swam more than 500 miles in the Snake and Columbia rivers in 10 days.

At one time he held the world records, according to Guiness, for jumping jacks (27,003 in six and a half hours), karate kicks (8,214 over his head in six and a quarter hours), rope skips (48,010 in six hours and 12 minutes) and parachute jumps (236 in less than 24 hours). All of these records have since been broken.

All of thi~ has earned the retired Marine and Vietnam veteran the moniker Captain A. Merica Jones, and he's probably been called a lot of other things behind his back - all of them questioning his sanity. But the fact is, you will not meet a saner, more

even-keeled person in your life.

Jones was a recruiter for the Marine Corps for several years, and many of these events. were done in conjunction with recruiting efforts. But he does not fit the typical Sgt. Rock leatherneck profile. At 5 feet 9 inches tall and about 160 pounds, Jones is physically unimposing, but when he splashes down or

takes to the air, he's a man transformed.

"I think that I appear to be very average and would be somebody that a lot of average people can relate to," Jones said. And that's part of his act.

Jones wants to inspire people to push themselves and test their limits. This doesn't mean you have to jump ~O feet into a two-

and-a-half-foot pool of piranha-filled water, which he's done, but you might think about running that extra mile or doing that extra set of push-ups.

Captain America, the comic book superhero for whom Jones is nicknamed, was a 90-pound weakling who ingested a super serum during World War II so he could fight the Nazis.

Jones needs no such artificial impetus, unless you count his family blood, which tends to run a bit richer and thicker than the average Joe's.

His father made the Iowa Hall of Fame for his years of coaching high school basketball and was a war hero who was right behind the famous flag-raising crew at Iwo Jima. His prize-fighter grandfather was the kind of guy who would constrict his throat muscles and challenge people to choke him.

The Iwo Jima picture kind ofset the tone for Jones' life early on.

"That was the only piece of art ... that we had in our home the entire time that I can remember growing up. And it was sort of pointed out to me several times that that was the ultimate thing to do in life - to participate in something like that," Jones said.

And, in fact, Jones did go on to distingu:Sh himselfin the Marine Corps. After graduating from the University of South Dakota in 1969, he started an eight-year stint in the Corps that saw him reach the rank of captain, lead 200 troops in combat as an infantry company commander in Vietnam, receive

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the Bronze Star and Purple Heart, and ultimately, become a kind of super recruiter.

Vietnam was his greatest challenge.

"I have yet to come up with an event that's really been as difficult as being in charge of 200 people on a daily basis, encountering everything from the elements to the enemy," Jones said.

Jones found that the Captain America thing and his star-spangled image were effective promotional tools, but they're more than just gimmicks. He feels strongly about his country, but he's not wild-eyed in expressing those feelings.

"In hindsight I don't think we really accomplished our objectives (in Vietnam)," he said. "I don't think even the most gung ho of my contemporaries actually believed that that was a really good war."

An example of a good war, in Jones' mind, is his personal crusade against the evils of physical apathy. And from all accounts, it's a war he's winning - single-handf<lly.

His goal at MSC is to pick up some more ammunition for the next battle. He is focusing on physical therapy and is impressed with the physical education program at Metro.

"I really like it," he said. "I'm here dedicating this year to gathering information that would allow me to become a little bit more of a knowledgeable promoter of physical fitness."

Because, while he's done some things that qualify him for fitness guru status, he's neglected the technical side of things to some degree. And in these trying times for the physically dedicated, one needs all the help one can_get.

"A lot of the jobs (today) are sedentary jobs and you actually have to go out -

you're not working to get fit - and make the extra effort," he said.

Because even though Americans are more aware than ever of the need to shape up, he said, the bulk (no pun intended) of the population do nothing.

"When they say they swim, they might go out and wade around in the water for 20 minutes, and that's their idea of a workout," he said.

Do you get the idea that's not his idea of a workout? He does things like swim for 150 hours in the University of Oregon's pool without sleep. Or tow a 3,500-pound amphi-car (amphibious boat) across San Diego Bay swimming with his hands and feet tied.

Jones also sees prolonged "exercitation as a skirmish in the war on drugs. People, in both fitness and pleasure, are looking for the short route, he said "Most people are aware that (exercise) is something you should do," he said, "but they always seem to be looking for the easy way out."

Both exercise and drugs are means to an end, he said, with one far outweighing the other in physical and psychological benefits.

"You keep up an aerobic effort for over 30, 40 minutes, and y_ou're going to start releasing endorphins (the body chemical responsible for 'runner's high'), which are so mllCh more powerful than morphine, opium," he said "So there are any number of ways which don't have to cost that much money that an individual can achieve really what they're looking for with the drugs," he said. "It might involve a little work. It's real easy to inject something or snort it or smoke it. But that's kind of the easy way out."

Besides, who has time to light up when they're swimming the 10 miles from San

Diego to the Coronado Islands being chased by sharks, or trudging four miles with a 310-pound barbell on their shoulders, or swimming nude in 32-degree water.

This guy's an endorphin junkie.

And if you ask him why he does these things, he won't say "because they're there."

Most likely, he'll flash you a disarming grin, fingering his American flag tie-pin, and say, "because you can do it, too."

Any goal is achievable, the Captai~ said.

When he broke the parachute record he was a novice skydiver. "I've never - in sp!te of some of the things I've done - been comfortable with heights," he said.

He embarked on what he called a "really accelerated course. Somebody called it a crash course, but I never liked that term."

Impossible is only a word and one that Jones does not use often.

And though he's confident, having written five books and appeared on such shows as "Guiness Spectacular," "That's Incredible," "PM Magazine," and "You asked for It," it's clear he's unimpressed with himself.

This is a simple man with relatively simple aspirations.

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"So, are you the King?''

"Yes, m'lady, I'm King Henry the Eighth."

"Which wife are you on?"

"My first, Katherine, m'lady."

"Oh, so she still has her head." Pa-dumpum.

And so went the evening at the Madrigal Feaste, where jugglers, jesters, music and merriment were the menu for a performance that was far behind the times - literally.

The evening was a truly unique experience that transformed Auraria campus into medieval England and St. Cajetans into the court of King Henry Vlll. ''No throwing food! It costs extra," warned the King. Rule number 10 of Madrigal Feaste etiquette: X. Gueysts myst not wype theyre noses with thyre fingers, nor spyt across the table or beyond.

Take yourself back to a time where roving Renaiswlce performers and madrigal singers treat guests of King Henry VlII and Queen Katherine to a delightful show of yuletide revelry. Where jesters taunt their audience while wenches serve a hearty meal. And the audience participates with hilarious results.

The belly dancers coaxed audience participation - some unidentified men really gave the Mid East Mood dancers a run for their tummy. The high-stepping Highland dancers nearly kicked the wassail bowl right off the table. And what were those funny looking harps, played by two women with t}le most beautiful voices this side of the 16th century?

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divine and the food - well, we came for the entertainment anyway.

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Rule number 5: V. Gueysts must never leave bones on the table; allways hyde them under the chayres.

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"Ground beef."

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In fact, Misrule never even had to open his mouth. His mischeivous antics kept the audience rolling in the aisles.

Shiva, the lovely wench, served Christmas pudding to the ladies with a smile on her lips.

(And to the gents with her chest in their faces.) She was quick to point out Rule number 8 to one poor slob.

VIII. Gueysts myst not wype theyre greezy fingers on theyre beards.

On the balcony, under the reverent stained glass, the CU-Denver chamber singers sang Christmas carols that sent the audience back in time to the innocence of childhood. The CU-Denver Theatre gave a rousing performance of ''The Second Shepherd's Play."

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Stranger Than Fiction

By Chad Morris I was going to write this column about Christmas and the joy it usually brings me - the end of the semester, the free food at my relatives and, of course, all the great loot I get to return on Boxing Day. But I'm afraid that Fate has stepped in and cruelly changed my plans.

One of the great joys of working in the college newspaper business is the people you meet along the way. And one of the best I ever worked with was our own sports editor, Knute Nelson.

But Knute won't be chowing down at his parents' lavish Christmas dinner this year. Nor will he be sharing quiet study-free moments with his fiancee, Rhona Lloyd.

Because, sadly, Knute was killed over the weekend in a freak para-sailing accident off the coast of Malta while trying to get a glimpse of Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev.

Although he was only a sports editor, Knute had a strong political conscience as well . He felt it was his duty as an American to let the Soviets know exactly how a real red-blooded American really felt about the Soviet Union. I'm told that they found him still clutching one of his custom-made water balloons.

In case you never had the chance to meet Knute, let me give you a little background on him. It might help you to understand the circumstances that led to his untimely demise.

Knute graduated from Cherry Creek High School in 1982 and retained in later life much of the natural poise and grace that comes from a privileged upbringing.

Despite the fact that his left ankle was permanently fused - from an injury sustained during the 1979 State Wrestling Finals - he could tango with the best of them.

Knute's interest in sports led him to UCLA, where he studied sports medicine and pioneered the frequent use of steroids in college athletes. He often remarked that Brian Bosworth was one of his greatest accomplishments.

But Knute was never one to live on the sidelines. He preferred living dangerously and constantly pushed himself to the limit of his abilites. Rock climbing, surfing and competitive roller-skating were only a few of the high-risk hobbies Knute excelled at. In fact, he'd been offered a contract to compete on RollerGames next season and finally get the chance to live the life of a pampered professional athlete.

However, Knute's greatest challenge came when he entered Metropolitan State College in 1987. After leaving his mark on sports medicine, Knute decided to delve into the murky field of sports journalism. With Cosell and Jimmy the Greek gone, Knute felt there was a great gap to be filled.

But the pressure of maintaining passing grades while working full time took its devastating toll on Knute.

Although his fry-cook job at Wendy's drained much of Knute's enormous capabilities, he still managed to pass his classes at this elite Harvard of the West.

But in the end, the strain was too much. The evening rush at Wendy's, studying for his advanced reporting mid-terms and trying to squeeze a few moments with his lovely fiancee finally turned this once-great athlete into a shadow of his former self.

Knute lost interest in pursuing a sports career. The stress of his academic life left him little time for such fanciful pursuits. He stopped showing up at the girls' volleyball practices, and his friends in the P. E. Building knew something was truly wrong when he quit hanging around the men's locker room.

I am writing in response to Kevin P. Miller's tirade against CoPIRG and the fee system in the November 17 "Letters" column. Mr. Miller states that he has yet to hear from a student that believes the negative checkoff is fair.

First of all, Mr. Miller, I do not believe most students are ignorant in the way you describe. Tu ition and fees are described in every class schedule, and in the college catalog.

It is not difficult to waive the CoPIRG fee, Mr. Miller.

All it takes is one phone call as described on page 21 of the spring 1990 class schedule. I do not choose to make that call because I support CoPIRG and the important work the organization does.

I wish there were a checkoff, negative or otherwise, for the many other fees that I am forced to pay in order to attend this school. For spring semester I will have to pay $22 in student activity fees, $13 in athletic fees and $19 in AHEC bond fees. I have no choice in paying these fees.

My understanding is that the Student Senate allocates student fees to c lubs and organ izations as they see fit.

My only input is in voting for student representatives and even then I really have no idea how an individual will allocate my money.

Last year I investigated the process of starting a club on campus. I wanted to organize a group of student writers to get together and critique one another's work .

The contortions involved to even request student funds, much less receive them , is mind boggling.

I work full-time and am only able to take one c lass each semester. I do not have the time to take advantage of the activities or clubs that student money now supports, nor do I have the time to start my own organization. Because I have no choice about these fees, I have come to resent paying them. Where is my relief, Mr. Miller? At least with the CoPIRG fee system there is a choice.

- Melanie Cockerille MSC student

AHEC apologizes for mishap Editor, We regret the unfortunate accident which occurred last September involving bl ind student Dan Mauck.

Dan lost his footing on a sidewalk because he did not feel a barrier with his cane and suffered an injury to nerves in his elbow.

State Risk Management and the contractor's insurance company have been notified. We have expressed a concern that this matter be handled as expeditiously as possible and that another incident of this nature does not occur.

The construction company is responsible for maintenance of posts and plastic fences during the construction period, which we realize has been particularly difficult for the handicapped. Although regular checks are made to see that appropriate safety precautions are being taken , any area under construction will be less safe than one which is not. We are asking everyone to please remain aware of th is situation during the next two months, and to take extra care to ensure your own safety.

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Addicted/athers are responsible too Editor,

This country is currently facing a serious dilemma: What should be done about the drug-addicted mothers who are giving birth to drug-addicted babies?

Many people advocate rehabilitation and counseling for these mothers as an effort to adequately deal with the social roots of this problem.

Other people feel that the best solution is to punish these mothers either before or after they give birth by putting them in jail.

Perhaps the most radical are the people who feel that addicted mothers should be sterilized.

For the first time in history, women across the nation (in Colorado, Illinois, South Carolina, Texas and New York) have been charged with prenatal child abuse and neglect because they allegedly used drugs during their pregnancy. In Florida, a woman was convicted of child abuse for using cocaine throughout her pregnancy.

Yet, what is crucial to understand is the fact that the people who are prosecuting these women have failed to address half of the problem. Whether it is rehabilitation, jail or sterilization for the pregnant addict, this country is ignoring the role and participation of the drugaddicted father.

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Let's face the facts . It is incredibly unjust and unfair to solely blame women for this problem. Because a woman has the exclusive ability to give birth does not mean that women shou ld carry all of the burden of this problem nor does it mean that society should forget the important role of the man in the act of reproduction .

Are we going to rehabilitate and counsel the mothers without requiring the same treatment for the fathers?

How fair is it to put the mothers in jail while the fathers are left free to pursue their habits?

How fair would it be to sterilize the mother but not the father?

In cases where there are two drug abusing parents, both should be held responsible for producing a d rugaddicted ch ild.

Currently, women are being prosecuted for delivering unhealthy infants. Thus, our society is relieving the drug-addicted fathers of any responsibility and allowing them total freedom for their acti on~.

- Margaret Sartwelle MSC student

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Editor, In the traditional course of events, a student will first complete several years of schooling, then enter the workforce and attempt to convert that formal educational background into productive benefit. Many inâ&#x20AC;˘ dividuals, however, are unable to complete that schooling due to the intervention of war, family or financial reality.

Their education doesn't stop though. Just like the college graduate, this non-graduate must compete in the real world . This experience gained "on-the-job" t. represents significant educational achievement, because the learning is tied to the actual production of the firm by whom the individual is employed. I sincerely doubt that a bellhop has actively applied for credit towards a degree in biology, as was suggested by one department head in the article. It would be reasonable, however, for one with extensive bellhop experience to c seek credit for courses in hotel management. An individual with a commercial pilot's license should be able to receive credit for equivalent courses which are represented by that license. An experienced financial analyst should receive credit for courses when that person can demonstrate knowledge which is equivalent to that of a student finishing those courses.

The person who is responsible for determining that course credit should be the instructor, since the instr;.uctor is the one who is responsible for approving academic equivalency would increase the enrollment to a level which would more than compensate for any

the achievement of traditional students. But the opportunity of the individual to demonstrate that he or she is deserving of that credit should not be unreasonably withheld. It is the instructor who ensures the validity of each student's knowledge, regardless of whether the knowledge was gained through several weeks of classroom study or through several years of real world experience, self-study and on-the-job training. It is the knowledge which is important, not the process. The instructor should possess the skill to determine whether or not each individual's knowledge compares favorably with "national norms."

CLEP examinations offer an excellent opportunity for the student to demonstrate their knowledge of basic courses. The availability of these examinations should be extended to more upper-division courses. Now, most colleges and universities have set arbitrary levels for equivalency credit. This means that a student can receive credit for CLEP examinations, Cred it through Examination and Credit for Prior Learning only up to that level. Beyond that level, the student must enroll for actual classroom study. Ostensibly, this guarantees that the student's upper-division work is monitored to a degree that ensures them minimum standards have been met. In actuality, requiring significant classroom study generates more revenue from each student and enables the school to keep the doors open and provide the facilities that college education demands. That i~ . of course ample justification, but I would suggest that opening the doors to a more realistic measurement of

potential "classroom " revenues which might be sacrificed.

Many nontraditional students view an undergraduate program as simply a hurdle wh ich must be crossed enroute to graduate school. The typical nontraditional student isn't a twenty-five year old who dropped out in the middle of college to go skiing for a few years. The typical nontraditional student is between thirty-five and fifty-five and can demonstrate a range and depth of experience and knowledge which can't be duplicated by the traditional student. These individuals should be encouraged to achieve their goals, not hindered and discouraged by pointless bureaucratic obstacles.

If the nontraditional student can demonstrate that he or she possesses knowledge which is equivalent to that of the traditional student, then they should be given the credit, counseled upon the correct path to fo llow, and encouraged to pursue their goals in the most expedient manner available. These people are, after all, experienced adults - productive members of the community - who are faced daily with all of the responsibilities and demands of their real-world involvement.

In short, credit for the nontraditional student should be neither more nor less d ifficult, it should be more

available. The sole requirement should be the demonstration of equivalent knowledge.

- James T. McGee MSC Student

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She explained that the plays were then put together into three-day cycles, portraying

biblical stories from the creation to the final judgment. Cuetara said that the Wakefield Cycle gets its name from the town in which it originated. She also said that the play is

actually the second in a series, rather than a play about the second shepherd. Cuetara explained that the story is one of the best known from that time period. ''This is considered the most realistic of the plays because of its use of real characters and real relationships," she said.

Cuetara said that it all started in a class that she was teaching last year. There was such a good reception of the play, they decided to revive it this year.

The production opens with the ensemble caroling traditional carols of "The Wassail Song," "Good King Wenceslaus," "Bring a Torch Jeanette, Isabella" and "God Rest You Merry Gentlemen." It then follows the story of"Mak the Sheep Stealer," with antics both enjoyable and thought provoking.

The play concludes with a number from those times, "Lord of the Dance," followed by more caroling of "Christmas Is Coming" and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."

UCO guild gives feel of season Kirt Ace Begler The Metropolitan

There may be no snow on the ground, but that hasn't stopped the CU-Denver Performers' Guild from getting into the holiday spirit.

The guild has taken its spirit on the road with its production of"The Seoond Shepherd's Play." The play. under the direction of Laura Cuetara, UCO associate professor of theatre, is a story from the Wakefield Cycle called "Mak the Sheep Stealer." According to Cuetara, it was developed during medieval times, around the I 3th and 14th centuries. ''They started out as plays in the church, but the actors were expelled for disruption," Cuetara explained. ''Then the church took control of them and began using them

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Shepherd's Play" is sure to put any humbug, into the spirit of the season. o Note: "The Second Shepherd's Play" can be seen Sa1urday, Dec. 9, and Sunday, Dec. JO, at the Georgetown Christmas Market, at noon and 1 p.m respectively, as well as al the Swallow Hill Music Association's Christmas Revelry, the Larimer Christmas Walk, and the Old South Pearl Street Christmas Faire.

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Artist finds inner inspiration Jodie Skinner The Metropolitan

Using a metaphysical approach and layering color upon color, MSC student Danny Mey composes little things that come together make big things.

"I like how the layers become richer deeper," Mey said.

In Mey's work, the colors interact with each other to create "Leo Brown Jr. The Third in Transition," a title Mey thought up for the moment. But as his painting changes, so may the title. Mey's continuous layering of colors adds dimensions to the painting, which has changed drastically from just two weeks ago. ~.

The changes to the painting, Mey said, are "because l'm just kind of honing in on my idea now." The painting, dedicated to a young friend who died this summer, is for people to understand one man's dealing with death.

Mey paints as a release. For a living, Mey works as a professional illustrator.

"That is just surface representation,'' Mey said. "Through painting I can be as expressive as I want," he said, taking his brush and throwing red paint on the canvas.

His canvas is an expression in itself. Mey uses an old billboard.

"I don't like taking from the system when I can give something back." Reusable material is Mey's way of returning to society what otherwise would be lost.

"Part of the neat thing about being a - student in a student situation is you can try out ideas from fellow artists," Mey said as he begins painting the pink back into a !>[JOt he has taken it out of.

"Sue, look, I put the pink back in. Don't you like it?" Mey asked. i.

"Earlier," Mey said, "Sue had tried to make me stop putting the red over the pink."

"The red didn't have a purpose," Susan Clark said. But when Mey changed it back, she said she didn't like the pink because he had destroyed a part that was very precious i::: to him.

"See what I have to put up with," Mey said.

Mey defended the color change by saying no painting is precious. "And look, I have created a new color by adding pink to the â&#x20AC;˘ orange, and red to the pink, and putting the pink back in. It is something that didn't come out of a tube," he said.

Two weeks later the color had changed to an almost purple, and Mey was still not satisfied. ~ Mey's piece in process can be viewed in the Arts Building Room 172.

"I might put it in a gallery," Mey said.

And, this spring he might get that chance.

The art department has received the go ahead to rent a studio/ gallery in the downtown area, he said.

"Fortunately, for me, they will have it in the spring, so I can be one of the pioneers in this outlet for those who want to do art for the sake of art," Mey said.

"I don't believe a painting is forever," he said. "Eventually, I will paint over it."

For now, though, Mey will continue working on his class project that started in June. He has no finish date.

"You go until you're finished," he said For Mey, the last stroke will come when he has resolved all the problems be has set up o -, for himself.

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Road To Auraria

Playwright Jay Derrah and director Doug Goodwin labored and labored on the script of "(Honk!)," and far from laying an egg, they've come up with the funniest play in Denver.

Derrah has written a screwball political farce that pokes fun at just about everything and everybody, but most effectively at those whose politics lean a little to the right.

This is wonderful revenge for those of us who squirmed at the public peccadilloes of some of our heroes during the last campaign and election.

Fee (Sonny Wasinger) and his wife Peggy (Juliet Smith) are an unemployed team of dirty-trick campaign workers who are getting some pretty "fowl" telephone calls. They are both suffering mightily from the guilts, induced by the racist overtones they introduced into the last campaign.

Fee is recovering from a breakdown, and Peggy seems to be in the throes of one, compulsively cleaning her "Casa Blanca" and worrying about her husband's mental state.

In fact, every white character in this play seems to be having a breakdown. Oils (Doug White) (Any relation to Roger Ailes?) is fretting about a recent sexual nonhappening.

And the bird-brained bill collector, Bill Baron - no pun intended, I'm sure (Milton Reeve), is more worried about a flight to the Pacific Northwest and his potential for sprouting pinfeathers than collecting bad debts.

Derrah splatters just about everybody with his burlesque scattergun: politicians, new age devotees, feminine hygiene products.

You name it - it gets hit.

In fact, so much is going on onstage it's easiest to pick a character and keep your eye . on him. My favorite was Earl (Tyrone

Clark), the crack dealer who smokes up most of his profits. He seems to be the only sane person on the stage (and he's smoking crack, wearing blood-spattered clothes and waving a gun most of the time.)

But it's hard to keep your eye on just one character in this show - there's Hector ' (Rich Beall)-who'sgot to have the sexiest · legs in town and who does a terrific "Scarface" takeoff. And Tere Edelen gives her role as the Swiss-educated maid, Andrea, the perfect mixture of regal smartassness.

Gary (Callen Harty), has a tough role. He appears onstage with Clark in virtually all of his scenes - and your eye just naturally follows Clark. But Harty is the perfect foil for Clark. because he knows just when to step back and let Clark shine. And Clark does shine. His lanky frame is all over the stage, unless he has it folded up into some pretty ,. amazing contortions.

Wasinger is at his best in an "I am not a racist" speech that is just about as convincing as Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech.

Whenever Fee struggles with his conscience, he lapses into a South Carolina , drawl and breaks into a little soft shoe.

In this play, whenever you think you've got the message figured out, Derrah and Goodwin pull the message mat right out from under you.

My only complaint is that there's so much happening you can't help but miss some of the action. You might need to go back a second time; it's one of those kind of plays.

There may not be any heroes in this premiere, but if you're ready for a radical departure and some real knee-slapping, footstomping laughs, with an underpinning of biting satire thrown in, go see this comedy.

It's a real "hoot." (Agh- I swore I wouldn't do that.)

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With a 2-0 start under his belt, men's basketball coach Bob Hull will once again travel into Lou Henson's backyard - the University of Illinois - to face one of the nation's best teams. Last year Metro was trounced by Hull's former mentor - Henson.

Fresh from a 101-79 win over Cameron University of Oklahoma, MSC opens the 1989 Illini Classic against the University of Mississippi Friday (today). The winner will play the University of Illinois/Indiana State University victor Saturday, with the losers playing for the consolation. Mississippi features what many consider the top small forward in the nation in Gerald Glass.

Hull, in his fifth year, won his seventh straight game last Saturday to establish a new school record. It was a game that went in spurts for both sides, Hull said.

"It just seemed like every time we got up they would get a run to.get back into it. We got up by 15 and then sputtered right before halftime," Hull said.

With the score tied 30-30, Metro went on

a 19-4 run that ended with a Kirk Smith jump shot for a 49-34 lead. But Cameron answered with a 10-1 spurt to cut the margin to 50-44 at the half. Senior Shun Tillman pumped in 16 first half points for the Roadrunners. ''They shot about 60 percent and they had a couple guards that couldn't miss, so I felt good being up like we were," Hull said.

In the second half, Adrian Hutt came into the game and sparked the Roadrunners. He had some key steals and nailed a threepointer with just under 15 minutes to go to give Metro a 66-55 cushion. Metro went up by 15 when he hit a layup off a steal at the 10:10 mark. Gene Edwards followed with a three-pointer to start a 16-4 run as MSC started running away with it, 94-67.

"Adrian (Hutt) came in and played hard and got a couple of steals that really took the wind out of their sails," Hull said.

Tillman topped MSC in scoring with 26 points and added 15 rebounds. Gene Edwards, who Hull said is the leader on the team, added 22 points. Sophomore Ralph Rivers and Paulson finished with 11 and 10 points respectively.

In their first outing this season Metro hammered Fort Lewis 83-60 as Edwards scored 18 points to lead the way. The leading scorer last year, Edwards is averaging 20 points this season. Tillman leads the team with a 21-point average. The victories though, have been a bit surprising to Hull.

"I didn't think we would win either game by as much as we did," he said. "The margins of victory are bigger than I thought they would be."

After the Illini Classic, Metro will be home against Fort Lewis (Dec. 11), New Mexico Highlands (Dec. 17), then will host the Viscount Christmas Tourney on Dec. 19 D and 20.

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'Metro Skyline' powers women's basketball team Scott Moore The Metropolitan

When women's basketball coach Cindy Guthals looks across the basketball court, she gets a perfect view of the "Metro Skyline." And so far that has meant a 4-1 start, including an 85-74 pasting of Adams State College last Monday at the Auraria Gymnasium.

With its best start ever, MSC has attributed much of the success to its four players over six feet tall. Freshmen Jennifer Andrews, Holly Roberts and Noelle Braunschweiger, along with sophomore Gretchen Mayo the "Metro Skyline" - have combined for an average 38.8 points and 34 rebounds per game through five games. During Monday's contest, the four helped Metro jump out to a 35-point halftime lead.

"We got the early jump on them and shot great. When you shoot 70 percent in the first half, you expect to be up quite a bit," Guthals said.

Sophomore Kari Burdett led the charge with 14 points and senior Paula Mohney added 11 as the Roadrunners dominated Adams State to lead with a 59-24 halftime score. It was the most points ever scored in a half for the women.

With MSC playing sloppy in the second half, Tammi Heinsma and Kerri Jones helped Adams State retaliate and outscore Metro 50-26 to make the final score look respectable. The result was upsetting to Guthals.

"I was extremely disappointed. I expected

them to come back some, but not like they did. I think the girls learned a valuable lesson tonight," she said.

Burdett led Metro with 18 points, followed

by Mohney with 16, Verna Julaton with 13 and Andrews and Mayo chipping in with 12 apiece. Andrews also led the Roadrunners with 15 rebounds while Mayo had l 0. MSC is outscoring opponents by an average of 83.2 to 68.4 points a game.

"It has been surprising to me that they've scored so well. It's more than I expected," Guthals said. "We are real strong inside with the four big girls, but I think Paula (Mohney) has really stepped forward to be our leader.

We're a different ball club when she's not on the floor."

Mohney leads the team with an 18.4 norm. Closely behind her is Andrews with 17.6 per game, while Burdett (l l.6) and Mayo (10.2) also average double figures.

A season-opening win over the University of Colorado-Colorado Springs snapped a 19-game road losing streak for Guthals as Metro rolled 88-31. After falling to Eastern New Mexico 71-64, Metro squashed Colorado Christian University 92-40 to set a Metro total point record for one game. They followed by besting Colorado School of Mines 87-52 before Monday's game.

This is a team, Guthals said, that will challenge anybody when it puts two good halves together and one she expects to be in the thick of the conference race.

Metro's ~ext home game will be Dec. 15 vs. Mesa State at the Auraria gymnasium. o Tip-off is scheduled for 7 p.m.

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VIDEO ART EXIIlBIT: 7 p.m.; 3309 Blake Street; free to the public.

RESEARCHING YOUR CAREER: 9-11 a.m.; Office ofCareer Services; Arts Building Room 177; 556-3477.

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HOSPITALITY MEETING TRAVELADMINISTRATION HOLIDAY CHEER PARTY: 5-9 p.m.; Auraria Faculty Staff Club; 1014 Ninth Street Park; 556-3152.

VIEWS OF THE MALE PSYCHE: 7:30 p.m.; Baseline Junior High; Boulder; 444-1946.

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HOLIDAY MARKET: December 8 and 9; 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Student Union; 556-2595.

POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT presents Discussions on Eastern Europe; 2 p.m.; West Classroom Room 164; Speakers include Colorado state Sen. Brian McCauley and Rocky Mountain News correspondent Radek John; 377-0889.

METRO STUDENT ART CLUB MEETING: 5 p.m.; Arts Building Room 287; 280-7794.

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THE SWINGLE SISTERS: 8 p.m.; Arvada Center for the Performing Arts; for information and ticket orders, call 290-8 79.

OPEN AA MEETING: 1-2 p.m.; Auraria Library Room 206; 556-2525.

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GREATER TUNA: presented by StageWest; 2:30 p.m.; Tickets are $18~ 623-6400; additional performances on Dec. 20, 26, 27 and 30 at 7:30 p.m.

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DECISION MAKING AND CAREER PLANNING: 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Office of Career Services; Arts Building Room 177; 556-3477.

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