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As many as 100,000people attended BarackObama'srally Oct. 26 at CivicCenterPark.Somepeople climbed treesor lamppostsfor a befter view of the Democratic presidentialcandidate.Obamaurged those gatheredto vote early."Youcan't vote often, but you can vote early/he said.(PhotobyCoraKemp. ckemp4@mscd.edu) F

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with all academicissuesrelatedto quality of educationprovidedat the college- whether it is policy development, resource allocation, new programsor supporting the president'sagendafor the college's future - the collegerelieson leadership provided by the provoston strategicinitiatives aswell asoperationalissuesof all three schools within Metro," said Raj Khandekar,professorof management and a memberof the provostsearch committee. The l4-4ember search committeehas worked since fune to find the next provost, searchingfor a dynamicleader who is committedto the development of the college and its future. "I personally focused, as the solestudenton the search committee, on seekinga person that keeps students in mind," Student Government Assemblv President Andrew

who were pushing for a vote of no-confidence,hoping it would prompt Rocha'sresigMeho Stateinto the future," nauon. said Carrie Besenette,chair of Beforethat could happen, the search committee and vice Rocha took a medical leave president for institufional adand in May 2007, Curranwas promotedto acting provost. vancement. Metro has been without a Curran has remained as permanent provost since May interim provost as the search 2007. when then provost Ro- committee looked for a perdollo- Rocha took a medical manentreplacement, aidedin leaveof absence. their questby consultingfirm Rocha's leavecame on the Storbeck/Pimentel & Associ nee$ oI mounnng complalntS ates. from faculty members about The firm conductedprecontrovbrsialnew academic liminary reviews of possible policies and the tenure of candidates, narrowing the Rocha'swife, DalindaSolis.a field for the searchcommittee. professor "(The search)has had a in the ChicanoStudiesDepartment. nationalscope.We havebeen Soliswas madea full-ten- assistedby a national search 'when ured professor she was lirm, to really help us seek hired at Metro, a move many out qualifiedcandidatesftom feli was inappropriate con- acrossthe country," said Besidering most professorswait senette. sevenyears after being hired Based on the consulting beforeapplyingfor tenure. firm's evaluations,the search Rocha, who wa,Shired in committee was able to iorm a

of the final candidates. "I am very deeplygrateful for the work of the search committ€e. This takes an exirbitant amount of time to reBYSARAH WALKER view applicantsand materials swalke43@mscd.edu and to really think about who A national searchfor Metthe best candidateis for the ro's next provosthasproduced said. iob,"Besen€tte three final candidates, the All three candidates will searchcornmitteeannounced visit Auraria lor on-campus Oct.22. interviews, beginning with The final candidates inHy on Nov. 3, Curran on Nov. clude Metno'sown Vice PresF 6 and Golichon Nov.10. dent for Acailemic Affairs Each candidate will start Linda Curran, who has been off their visit with a breaklast serving as interim provost hostedby the searchcommitduringthe search. tee beloremeetingwith variRonald Hy, actlng provost ous staff and studentgroups at Texas A&M Universitythroughoutthe day. Kingsville,and Vicki Golich, The candidates will pardean of CaliforniaStateUniticipatein an openforum and versity'sCollegeof Arts and reception that anyonecan atSciences,are the other ffnaltend. ists for the position. Hy's open forum will be AII three candidateshave from4- 5 p.m.Nor'.3in Room more than 20 years of expe5 70 of the Administration rience in higher education, Building. The forum for Golich both in administrative and will be in the same location teachingspositions. Bateman said, the summer of 2006, soon short list of candidates who from 4 - 5 p.m.on Nov.10. *Ihe provost is the leader "Obviously,we are looking found himsell facing evalua- undenrent tel-ephone interCurran'sforum is from 3 of ac?danic ?ffairs tirat ded ' 'for somone r*ro'can'be'an - tiun from'an'unhappyfaodty,' ' vi€rvsttrat led to tlre:selection- '4 D.m.inTivoli.320t|n ilo'v tr: academic leader, who is going to help guide the faculty and academic programs at

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OP€; fear ln presidentialelection,voterslisten to heart BYNICGARCIA ngarci20@rnscd.edu unshine Morsette,2 3, isallaid her uncles' small businesses will sulTer if Sen. Barack Obama is elected.Looking after her niecesat Sen.John McCain'sOct. 24 rally, she said Obama'stax plan will hurt her fami\ "I'm afraid he's not going to know what to do." shesaidabout the Democratic'nominee. "He's had no executir€experience." Morsette is also worried about the safetyof America. "We'll be less secureif BarackObamais elected," she said. "john McCain won't let something happen like (Sept. 11) again."

But Marcells Ruscia, also 23, said she can't find a job and Obama is her only hope. Bom inlo a fami.ly of Democrats,Rusciajust moved to Colorado, and she believes the Would-befirst black presidentwill fix the economy, "I believein what he says."Ruscia went to CMc Center Park to see Obama and was luclj enough to scorea front row ticket.She'safraid if John McCainis elected,the economy will continue to suller and the two months she's been searching for a job will seemlike notling, "I'm very afi'aidof a depression,"sheadded.

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Negative ads, hope alwayswork Change, hope, fear: words and emotions that typically sum up any presidential race. But this year, if thesefeelingsseemmore extremeto you, you aren't alone. "This is probably the most emotional electionin our lifetime." Metro political science professor Richard Moellersaid. He said people are disappointed by the current administration and now have a blind enthusiasm for both candidates.He said either Obama or McCain will be a clean break from pastways,due to the fact that this is the fust presidentialrace since1952 that neitherparty had a candidate from the previous administration. Jennifer Duffy of Cook Political Report echoesMoeller. "Peopleare worried about their future," shesaid. ' And there is a reason,according to human-servicesprofessorNancy Moke. She thinls a large maiority of the population is suffering from pre-traumatic stress.It's similar to post-traumatic stress disorder, but insteadof having fear andtrauna of an e!€nt that happened,these feelings of anxiety are basedon the fear of an event.

he said he's more conservatil'e and hawkish when it comes to for,eign policy. "We finally havetwo decentpec' ple," he said, adding this is the same reasonwtry few peopleare using the term "lesserof two evils" this election cycle. A popular term coined.after the Cold War, Arnericans have often found themselvesnot liking either candidate but voting for the candidate they felt would do the least amountof harm to the country. Both candidateshave expressed their policies are the necessary change.But Obamamight havedone that befter.Ask any of his supporters why they're voting for Obama and they'll all tell you the same thing: He'sgoingto changethings. Moeliersaid this is a testament to a well-run campaigrr. He said candidat€sneedto keepthe message simple so their voters can effectively repeatit. "Peopleseemto care lessabout specifics when they see this Kennedy-esquefigure," he said. "With hope, you don't need tangible evidence.It's almosla spiritualthing." Obama is change in himself, Duffu said. But she warns: Sometimes change isn't what the voters want. She pointed to Indiana Gov. Mitch Danielswho has a low-approvalrating despite fulfilling several of his campaign promises,like putting his state on daylight savings time and privatizing^tb€departHrrt of Erotm vihicles. His ratings havebeenin the high-3os and low-tlos. "Change can sometimes come too fast or is bigger than what the voter expected," Dully said.

"Peoplearen't sure where this fear is coming ftom, " shesaid. Moke said there are too many mixed messagesfor people to function rationally. "Peopleare very fragile," shesaid. The2008 electionwasn'talways about fear. "I think hope was winning the game until mid-September when fear took over,"Duffy said.It wasn't until then that the negativeads beganto roll out. Du-tfysaid the economiccrisis, not any onecandidate.causedpanic amongthe electorateascomparedto 2004. But with McCain behind in the polls,expertsThe Metropolitan spoke to agreedthe Republicandidn't have a choicebut to go negativerecently. McCain would do anything to have an impact, Moke said. "There isn't anything left for him to do." Duft said thesetactics are mo-

Ronald Regancrafted a simple, deliverableand repeatablemessaged to the American peoplein 19 8O.The incumbent, Iimmy Carter, did not Mefro adjunct political scienceprofessorMindy Gloversaid. Today, a politician only hopes to emulate the samesuccessof "the great communicator." "I don't know if Barack Obama is going to makethe right decisions tivators to get some people off the couch. for me and my children," Aaron Hills "Republicans do not have the said at the Western Arena. He and market share." she said. "Demo- another 4,000 peoplecametogether crats do the same thing." She said to see McCain deliver remarks. "If a common tactic among Democrats he's elected,his policies could jeop is bringing up the possibility of Re- ardize not only my future but my publicans overturning Roev. Wade. children's." "I don't feelour troopsneedto be Duffy said the current scare tactic being usedby the GOPis the possible in lraq," Lisa Godbeheresaid at Civic imbalanceof power that could hap C€nter. Denver Police estimated at pen if Democratswin 60 seatsin the least 1OO,00Opeople were there to witnessObamaspeak.Most,like GodSenate. Ifapartyhas morethan60 seats, behere,a U.S.Naly vet, couldn't even a fiIibrst€r to stop legislation by the ' see him. Of the hoops, Godbehere other party would be impossible.Or ad<ls,"Obamawill pull them out." as the GOPlikes to put ih "liberal" Glover believes our world and problems have becomebigger than legislationwouldbe unstoppable. But while Moeller belieres both n'e can understand. And with each day,fear is growcandidates are using negative tactics, the caliber of both McCain and ing in the electorate.But in the end, Obamamake it difficult for theseat- votersare going to rely on hope. tacks to stick. The questions rdmains who do For the fiIst time, Moeller's hap they fear more and who has won py with both candidates,although their hope?

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It took a little prodding from students on roller skates handing out freecondoms,but a small convoyof Aurarians from acrosspolitical lines cametogetherOct. 23 to march together from the Tivoli Commons to the Wellington Webb Municipa-t Building at l4th Street and Colfax Avenueto vote early. Several student organizations were on hand for themarch, skating around the commons,handing out condomsemblazonedwith the words "Be safe,vote early" in addition to voter guides,buftonsand T-shirtsto passingstudents. "Voting early is important becauseit helpsavoidall the confusion that can and will happenon Nov.4," Studentsfor Obama PresidentChris Rork said. The march, billed as a nonpartisan e!€nt, was intended to remind studentsof their ability to makea differencethrough voting,Rorksaid. Studentsfor Obama,along with the HipHop Congressand Students fq1 l\{gfain organizedthe march together. Although lessthan 50 students participated in the march, many said they were choosingto vote early so they could avoidlong linesat the pollson Nov.4. "I am voting early so I can avoid the huge crowds," Metro student AlyssaCabrerasaid. "I'm voting earty becauseit saves time." Kat Horn said."Besides.I already how who I am voting for.'' Horn marchedwith New BraColorado. a nonprofft political organization focused on increasing political action amongyoung voters. Others saw the march as an oI> portunity to irrvolveothers in an acdvity usually done alone. "Early voting is more fun when you go with your friends," Metro student Ellie Gustafsonsaid. For marcher fesse Altum-Cargrill, voting earty had lessto do with avoiding standing in line and more with knowledge of the long ballot Coloradovoters have bo tackle this year. "I want to vote while I still feel educatedon all of the issues,"Al-

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Auraria students march Oct.22 to theWellington Webb Municipal building at 14th Street and Colfax Avenue, where they partlcipated in early voting. The Early\rote March, a nonpartisan event sponrcred by muhiple student groups, began at theTivoli Commons Early voting ends OcL 31. Photoby CaitlinGibbons. cgibbon4@mscd.edu turn{argrill, a Metro businessmaior, said, The students ioined mor€ than 1O0,0OOother Coloradans,including Gw. Bill Ritter, who have taken advantage of the option to avoid ElectionDay delaysand vote early.

As of Oct. 27, 161,456 early voting ballots had been cast, or 6.2 percentof the total active voters, according to the Colorado Secretary of State'swebsite.In addition, more than half a million mail-in ballots havealreadybeenreceived.

"There's been huge interest in voting early and in mail-in ballots," a DenverCounty Election ofrcial said, "Our officesare quite busy" Early voting endsFriday,Oct. 3 l, Information can be found at govotecolorado.com

Metro'sprecisionflight team finishedsecondin the recentRegion I Saletyand Flight Evaluation Conference Competition,earning them an invitation to the national competitionin May 2009. The competition,heldOcl. l5 - 18 at AirnsCommunityCollege in Greeley, evaluatesflight skills ivith participantscompetingin nine pieventsthat simulatechallenges lots face,including precisionlanding and navigation exercises. Metro's nine-memberteam. tle smallestat the competition, scoredhigher than five other teams, coming in secondto the Air Forc€ Academycrew. Metro's second-placeffnish meansthey will headto the national competition in St. touis at Parks Collegeof Engineering,Aviation and Technologzat Saint Iouis University where they will competeagainst30 other t€ams. At the regional conference,the safetyaward was renamedln honor of the late Mefo professorRobert Mock. who establishedMetro's World Indoor Airport, one of the bestcollegiateflight and air tralfic control simulators.

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THE POINT: THEWHOLEROTTEN ELECTION MESSISNEARING AN END

lf itmatters,McCainisdoomed It is discouragingto losethe [eeling in your toes,especiallywhen you needthem. While the air freezesmore and more with each new dawn, waiting for the hain and walking across campus is starting to feel something like trudging around the mountain of purgatory or, on somedays,even hell. And there is no end in sight to this misery.It will be 2OO9beforewe feelnatural warmth again, and there is certainlyno guaianteethat all of us will makeit that far.It won't be long beforethe sun finaliy dropsits muscle and refusesto penetratethe gray that is soon to hover over the entire city. I havelived here for many years,and I ' assureyou the grayis coming. The dreary cold is capable of many things,not the leastof which being total loss of sensationin the limbs, completeparalysis,uncontrollable snot discharge.ill health and evendeath,but who cares?Nobody pickedup this newspaperto hear you complain about the cold weather Mr. Braley,now geta grip on yourself. Noted.And with that I will make my final predictionsfor the electionof this year of our lord, 2008. And it is goodthat this whole rotten messis almost over becauseI don't know how much longer I could have endured perpetualelectioncoveragenow that the air is becomingunacceptablyarctic, forcing me indoors where all the

JIMMIEBRALEY jbraley@mscd.edu goddamned neu'sis. But first, a new developmentI just heard over the boob not more than two hours ago: two hoodlums havebeenarrested(yes,in the South) for plottingtomurderBarackObama. This may impact the election,but it is unclearin exactlywhat manner. Everyoneknew this wascoming: only I had assumedthe real threats would hale comemuch sooner.It alr. pearsthat the neo-Nazisare devolving into a lazy gang of shriveled-up, chrome-headed dirt bagswith no real agendaanymore.which. asidefrom the lazy part, r.r'ould alr.r'ayshave beena fairly apt description.But their stupid languidnessis societys gain. Goodriddance,you aw{ul freaks. But nevermind that. I hadn't intended to meander oI[ like this, and I will try to abstain.Yes,predictions. That is wherewe left off. BarackObamawill win this elec-

tion handily. No question. He has about Coloradobeing a swing state, changedthe way the gameis played, which is meaninglesshype as far as swipedthe whole gig out from under I'm concerned.The electoralcollege, the opposition.and now the sullied, fi'omwbich we receivea total of nine lear-mongering, war-profil,eering, electoralvoles.has screwedAmeripeople's money-having, environ- can politicsto the point of becoming mental catastropheJetting, country mathematicalsporl for whoever is music-listening, self-appreciating running. We matter very little in this Republicanbattle-tank has beenrun game, and Barack Obama will easass-firstinto the dirt, and the impo- ily win by more than nine electoral tent DemocraticParty is stealing its votes.so we remainessentially voiceshoesand kicking it in its hideous less. But, by golly, we almost matface.Goodriddance,oncemore. tered.Shucks. I am not advocatingvoberabstiSarah Palin did not doom John McCain,asmany havesuggested,but nenceby any means.Donot befooled. shewas far too bullish to pull off the Yourvoteis the only weaponSrouhave, weird and insulting political maneu- and it would bebovinenot to useit, ver the campaign had in mind when But thb gamedoesnot care about it summonedher out from her abom- your rights.That is the pomt; and also inable ice cave.No smart person in the problem,and I am not convinced America fell for her masquerade. that BarackObamawill makegoodon In futh, McCain vras doomed his promiseto fix Washington,not necvvhenthe Democraticprimariescame essarfubecauseheis a liar,but because down to a black man vs.a w*fte raom- he will stjll benothingmorelhan presian. You can't beatNew and you can't dentand it wouldbefollyfor rlsto allow beatChange,which, for n'hateverrea- the manipulationsof the prior comson,hasa r,l'holelot of peoplebrimming mander-in-chiefto convinceus that andweepingandgoinginto strangeco- the positionimpliesanythingmore. masandfits of intellectualparalysis. As for me. I would crawl. lrozen Such is the power of Barack toesand all, in a blinding snowstorm Obama,and that is why he is goingto with two broken legsand a ruptured win. Of course,all of thosewhimper- ryleen to vote, and most assuredly ing dunderheadsstill need to wake againstfohn McCain and Sarah Palup and moseyon down to the voting in. Not arctic air, numb feetnor anybooths. Ttaditionally, that is something else *ill keep me from voicing thing which doesn'thappen. my disapprovalfor thosepeople. There has been a lot of talk long live freedom.

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Sur,/wise- Doug Pray's 2008 biopicof a father's(Doc Paskowitz)relentlesspursuit of happiness,healtb, meanFromleft, DawnVier and MeghanDaniel,teachersat SkyVistaMiddle School,enjoy ing and tasty wavesfor surfer a rare weekdayoff by eating lunch at McCormickt on Oct.28 in Denver.(Photoby Doc and his surfing family . dmadura@mscd.edu) DAWN MADURA This film wili give you Doc's five pillars of healthy living, or at least healthy surfing, while living in a camper.There is fun for Doc's entire family, all BYAMANDA HALL McCormick'sis an institution in Denver.So 1Oof them,especially mom. ahall23@ ms c d ,e d u when you go to their bar and look over a menu Gimme' Shelterfrom The of itemspricedbetween$1.95 and $4.95, you Rolling Stones 1969 tour Lure can trust the reputation of a long-standingfix- - Altamont. 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The Beatles:Sgf.Pepp er'sLonelyHeartsCIub cold at 5 p.m. and were greetedwith the r,roxSinceone $ 5 appetizerwas all we had bud- Band- This surreal rock and roll road map will ious stink of bleach from iust-mopped floors geted for, we then made our final selections get you into or out of your head. Pepper'shas and peoplemovingequipmentaround. from the $3.95 menu: gooey,cream cheese nothingto dowith anythingotherthan psycheAs a veteran of the restaurant scene,I was crab dip with crostini and a plate of barbecued delic sounds and lyrics. John I-ennon singS,"a confused.Werethey open?Remodeling?Under chicken wings. splendidtime is guaranteedfor all." Absolutely siege? Five wings arrived coatedin a spicy,sur- nothing lessis given. prisingly tangy barbecuesauce.They weren't I askedone of the guys moving speakersif The Grateful Dead:Europe'72 -Yes, they they wereopen,and he saidyes. bad, and they weren't amazing. havemany live albumsbut this is the classictriSowesat,and we sat. When we realizedwe'd over-ordered,they ple disc.The Deadspangenerationswith their I mentioned to my friend that the restau- ' wereon the first plate we abandoned. rant had a very different feelthan it did the last The crabdip wasequally passable.The crab tirne we werethere. flavor.was there, but the texture was not. How Sheagreedandnoted,"thereweren'tthese do they ilo that? BY NICGARCIAand TARAMOBERLY int€rrogation lights shining down on us last Regardless, it waswaril and savory and we time." were scoopirg it up with any leftovercrust of . . We weren't going to waste ink reviewing A bartenderwanderedover. bread or calamari bits we could find when we "The GayBedand Brea}fastof Terror." But, aIWe orderedtwo glassesof sparkling wine, ran out of crostini. ter careful consideration,we decidedour duty our favoriteway to end the workday, But the most amazingly inexpensiveitem as journalistsand membersof the Fourth EsHe brought water-spottedflutes of cheap was from the $1.95 menu: a buffalo chicken tate, is to warn you: this is the worst movie. sparkling.It tastedlike cider. sandwich. Ever. I had to checkmyself for a mini-bn"q at the We were sure it was going to be a slider for Okay,there is one redeemingquality, There end of the glassjust to be sure we hadn't been thal"price,hencethe over-ordering. are five secondsof full-frontal male nudity and. totally cheated. We werewrong. a mrur-o[-man sexscene.Other than that, the The waiter/bartender never came back to It was a full-size, fried chicken sandwich plot drags on worse than a one night stand give us menus or even collect payment. Need- with hot buffalo sauce,blue cheesedressing, who won't leave. lessto say,we did not stay for appetizers, cole slaw,pickle spear,lettuc€ and tomato. Writer atrddirector faymesThompson'sdeWepaid awoman working at the bar,tipped You can't buy food this cheaplyanywhere but film follows an excessivelylarge cast - ffve her a buck and headedout to a more reputable else.The chicken sandwiches at McDonald's couplesand a fag hag - headedto the biggest restaurant. aremore expensivethan this, and the quality is gay celebrationof the year.Procrastinating to McConnick's Fish llouse and Bar markedlydifferent. make res€rvationsat any respectablelodging 1659 WazeeSt. All in all, McCormick'sscoredagain. I wish spelleddoomfor the couples, Happy llour: All week, tts6 p.m. ue'd thought to ordermore healthy choiceslike They wind up at a bed and breakfastrun Cheapskate barfliesknow that Mccormick's the hummus plate or grilled fish tacoswith pico by Helen,a PresidentBushJovinghomdphobe, has the besthappy-hour foodspecialsin town. de gallo,but what the hell. We weredisoriented and her homely,troubled daughterLuella, who The venue offers patio and caft seating. by the creepyexperienceat Lure. has lesbiantendencies.Helen'sultimate plan is The furnihre is dark unod and the trainscoting The bar at McCormick's offers a comfort- not to ent€rtainher guests,but insteadconvert echoesthe samehue. It feelslil<ea crossbetween able,relaxing environment after a long day at the hottest 'mo for her daughter to marry. an kish pub and a classyold hotel bar. Auraria. Over the course of one evening, which It's right downtown. a perfect place to And don't forget, when it's snowing out, seemedto neverend,Helenand her horrifically watch the city unwind from another day at the they gire away free Irish coffees.That's right, disfiguredson,the lovechild of a delegateat a freewhiskey and coffeein a warm pub with gi- Republicannational convention,knock off the crind. guestsone by one. The bar's daily drink discountsare nothing ant windo$rs,wakhing the snow fall. to brag about,unlessyou considera pint of PBR A lucky few manage to escapedeath, but Who sayslife is hard? . 'ngt tbe.psychodramaof the evenitrg. for $2.50 a deal.But the food is a steal.

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brand of Americana.What a long strangetrip it's been,and still is,for that matter. The lVhite Stripes:Elephant- Quirky,just the tn'o of them, almostlike performanceart. But Jackand Meg White offer more bang for your buck with their most consistent$'ork. It's like LedZeppelinwithout the hobbits, R-EAI) "The Unthinkablq Who Survives When DisasterStrikes- and Why,"by AmandaRipley - This 2008 book coversdisastrouseventsin people'slives and how they survived.There is a local,very real connectionat one point,with the DenverbusinessMasterDrive beins created as a result of family tragedy. And if you ever hare a first respondersay to you, "don't fucking touch me," you'll understand why after reading this. "Big Sur," by Jack Kerouac-It is 1962andKerouac is headedfor a breakdolrrnin California'sseasideBixbyCanyon. His last real road book, you understand,contains.the poem "Sea." Epic in length and concept,Kerouacputs the "soundsof the sea"into words both vivid and natural. Alas, the book marksthe beginningof the endfor the "King of the Beats." "RambleColorado,"by Eric Peterson- How about a visit to Aspenfor a ride in the Ultimate Tbxi,or you can payLindatovelaceyour respects in Parker.Peterson'sbook can tell you how to find theseofI-the$eaten-path,outrageousdestinations.Touristabsencenot guaranteed. GET OUT Hit the museums,a gallery local comedy club or restaurant, Go for a run or a ride. Visit a librar5r DO SOI,ffiTTIING.And don't be surprised by the number of other peoplelooking for a way to collecttheir thoughts and avoidthe deluee.

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High-pressuredwater jets helpedcut out detailedpiecesof the car, such asthe l, infamous Ferrari logo, get exciteduntil they startedto seethe car cometo life. As earThe teamdidn't and sfarted to tale form, eachnew developmentexcit€dthe members. take ly adaptations rone?...takea dayolf polnyone?...Anyone?..: slick, The car'sfiberglassbody wasunique to make,sincenoneof the teammembers had workedwith the material before.Carefrrlwelrling bf the car's chassiswasalso Iueske,famesOlsonand Matt new to the team members. rture Ferrari replica recreated Yet,it didrn'tstop them fron yorking alrnosteverynigbt until 4 a.m. "[We] just hept setting the bar higher and higher, and once it was up there, framenork of the irnmaculate there was no goingback," McGucklnsaid. dlestill working full-time iobs. The team didn't mind updating friends and family on their coursework. Sanan awesomecar," Fishersaid. dra Huesketalked with family membersin Gerrnanyto explain what they were ilng, it iust stuckwith us." doing. Although it may seemchlldish to build dsoapboxcar, her family members racesmountain bikes around consideredthe proc€sswith respect. Along with video content postedon the Internet, the team showedpictures rcnts. friendsof the grueling process,Familymembersas well as friendsshowed the Mountain States Cup, to their in moting his sport rather than their zupport by inquiiing about the project and remaining curious. the entire venture ran fairly smoothly,until it was time to find a RedWings mng out with, pretty funny, a ierseyln Coloradoand palnt the car. the jerseywas ffnally borrowed from one of Olson'shockeyteammates,but the painting was more difrcult. After l6 daysof preparingthe car for paint, the team openedthe color to find Fieher met JeremiahHueske Fo as nontraditional shdents the wrong shadeof red, Eventhough the car could have beenpainted a tlnt that uomore team membersmade was closeto the original color, the tearn wanted to get it right. They took it back and ffnally got the color they npeded:a glossy,unmistakableFerrari red. "We lived up to what we wanted.We madeour vision," Fishersaid. hequintessentialfigure in the ,'' After the car w -as officially coppleted the night beforethe race,the team gathI as provided creative insight. ered at the DenverDiner for breakfastbeforeshowing oITtheir hard work 0othe r two months working on the mediathe day beforethe race. j "It waskind of an unreal expeiiencebeingin ttre [9News]studio this morning. We rvereall really Ured,too," Sandn Hueskesaid.

from somewhere. how the car SamVeucasovich,a supporterof TeamSaveFerri6,wasimpnessed turned out. "I thought they did a really goodiob on the fiberglass,and lt's a neat idea," Veucasovichsaid. As eachderbycar rolled, or skidded,down the hill, the team watchedpatiently from their pcition. When it was time for their turn, the team loweredthe body closeto the frame and let Fisherget in. -McGuckin,feremiah Hqeqlre,SandraHueskeand Olson pushedthe qar up to the podium and waited ar the music for their skit turned on. Suddenlythe undeniable voice vibrating throughout the crowd. "Bueller...? Bueller...?"feremiahstoodin front of the stage,mmplete with a wig, suit and widerimmed glasses,completinghis Ben Steincharater. The actors got togetherand pushedthe car off the ramp - backrryards.

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Not only did the derby car win People'sChoiceAwiid, intir€ e\rent.For the future, the car will be dirylayed in Denrerfs of I) sportation as well as a shrdent desigEshsv at Itrietro.In tbe end, at least one team member can cl3im that they haveh Fenzri h their garage,evenif it is missingan engine thll$atn The gmup wlll alwaysrendi&er r,vhythey carnetogothfr to cr€atean awardthat this was not just an ordiAs the public strolledthmugb the linesof eccenhically-builtracers,TearnSarre winning roadster. "[Th.e]love of a chalknge, love of cars anr].{Uveof d@dng the wmingly *e our e,yesoff it," McGucHn Ferris bovered.amundtheir own. Most peoplesmiled and pointed as they recogprankster'svehicle,while someleanedfurcloserto take a look impossible," Fishersaid. favorite nized their t lgto Boulder to seean actua.l at the displayedpictues of the tram's effortsin building the car. It's a goodthing the team brought pictures:opposingteam m€mber$were in r order to visualze their prorcessof production. disbeliefthat the team built it by hand. One team askedif they had purchasedit

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the early '80s,Rollinsand his bandBlackFlagwere the post-punk poeter children of a new generation of music listeners, hungry for an answerto the rising angstbrewedby initial punk movements in the mid-to-late ' 70s. And Black Flag'sinflux on music is still as prevalentas ever in pop, indie and alternative circles.Take,for enample,the Atari's coverof Don Henley's "Boysof Summer,"in which the ironically telling andmemorable "Dead-head"lyricsarereplacedwith "Out on the roadtodayI saw a BlackFlag stickeron a Cadlllac/A litfle voiceinsidemy head said don't look back,you can neler look back." Bu| essentially, Rollins'swayolrcrmodernpopculture is boundless.Overthe past 2OyearsRoflinshascontributedhis brashwidom and scathing

wit to a soloelfort, The RollinsBand,and his keenobservations HR. I think musicis realbgreat right now.Therearesomany haveallowedhim to bean actil'ememberacrossthe spectrumof goodbanclsat the moment. I think if you look into the mainmedia,asa producer,publisher,writer, actor,comedianandactiv- sheam,)ou might find yourselfthinking t}rat musicis deadin the ist. Rollinsis currently on the mad with his RecountdownTour, water,but if you checkout what's happeningin the independent which will make a stop Nov 8 at the Boulder Theater. musicscenayou will find that there aretonsof goodbands.So,I fl: First of all" tell mea little bit"aboutwhat Aou'vebeenup to tbink the stateof musicis very gioodat the moment. thepastlew years, ll: A lot ol bandsliketo reJerto BlackHtg asa majorirfluence. Henry Rollins: I havebeendoing a lot of traveling all over Doyou think that thereareany bandsout thereright no$tthet h^te the world, filn, television,radio, writing booksand doing a lot thesamekindoJ sound, or conviction? of talk showsall over. IIR: I don't know, but then again, I don't listen to music Tourall about? in that way. I am not looking for any band to be the next old fl: What'stheRecountdown HR: The Recountdowntour is my last lap around North thing. As far as the idea of a laqd salling themselvesthat, I America with GeorgeBushiir oftce, and I wanted to beout and would hope that they would want to be doing their own thing about on tour all the way up to and through the electioncycle. enough not to want to be calledanything but thernselves.Life's fl: With theelectionjustilaysaway,doyouhaw angcomments too short for imitation. on thecmilidatzs,or thestnteol the U.S.in generd? HR: It's int€restingto seehow low the McCaincampis going nowthat Obamais pulling away.Americais goingto makea very important choice(in November)that will saya lot aboutwho we areandwherewe'regoing.Americaisin for somer,eryhard times, sosayeconomists,andwewill haveto seehow all that shakesout. My message to Americansis to bevotersand vote.Who they lrcte for is noneof my business.I iust want them to do it. ll: Howdoyouleelaboutthe stateoJ rockandroll toitay?

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EOTOadds technologicaltwist to traditional jams Overthe past l0O years,technological advancements in musichavehelped artistsachievediversity,grow stylistically and appealto the capriciousdemands of the modern listener.From the ad\€nt of the electric guitar, to the way drum machinesshapedthe discoera, to how synthesizers found a niche in '80s newwave, there's no denying technology's vast influence on the industry. Oneof the latestgroupsto capitalizeon new technologris dancenewbies,EOK). C-onsistingof former String Cheese Incident membersfason Hann and Michael Travis, EOTOis considerablydifferent than the Boulder-basedjam band tlat precededit. '[n every other group that I've been in, you have to have this repertoire of songs, and you hale to rehearsethese songsand perfect them in order to pull them off live," said Hann, previously a percussionistwith SCI."But with EOTO,it just happenson a night-to-nightbasis." The reasonEOTO'ssetchangesfrom

night to night is directlycorrelatedto the band's motto: Nothing is prerecorded. Nothingis prerehearsed. "In other stylesof music,as you go from songto song,you're looking for this contrastfromonesongto another;you're searching for this variety." Hann said. 'And with this group, you're looking for as much continuity as possiblebecause you neverwant to stopthe danceflow." EOTOis the brainchild of Hann and Tbavis'after-hour rehearsalsduring the SCIdays.Olten working until dawn, the Ios Angelesnatives would feleristrly developa new soundthat mimickedtechno, but with rea.l instrumental framing ins0ead.Eventuallythe two stumbledacross a professionalloopbasedsoftwarecalled AbletonLtue,which, alongwith the influenceof a handfulof nationalDfs,changed theirentireapproach!o music. Theresultis an ambient,broadbut conzumingapproachtoclubmusicthatindulges in dancedrum and bass,house,breakbeat, technoandelectonicatendencies.

Fromthere,EOTOletsthe li\€ energv of the audiencesetthe tone for the rest of the show. "Wefeedon theenergyof thecrowd," Hann said.Dependingon that energy,we might crank up the tempoor play with a different dancestyle.The crowd is very much creating the energy and creating the musicwith us." The kind of crowdthe StringCheese spinoffsmight cometo expect,this close lo their hometownof Boulder,remains to be seen.But with guestappearances from a variety of other hip-hop acts,as well asthe promiseof a jam sessionwith another former SCI member, Michael Kang, faitMul Boulderitesare promised a new kind of musical trigL. "fne styte of music is very very different," Hann said. "If you can go into the show with an openmind, that it's a danceparty and nothing else,peopleusually end up hav" ing an incredibleexperience.

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the melancholyof our electoralcollege,CannedHeat's hits you where it hurts: right in the afiliation.

"Elected"by Alice Cooper Alice Cooperfor president?And you thought a black man o!.4 tteman was a long shot. In this Who-esque,political parody, Coopeictoons wildty about his fictitious election.But heavy-metalantics aside,Cooper'sspoqf is a heavy-handedsatireof societalnorms and economiciniustices,featurtng the dark prince of shockrock in a full, white tuxedo,riding in a RollsRoyceand stoppingto shakehandswith the commonman.Cooperwasn'ttheffrstmusician to push for his o$rr election.JazzlegendsMiles Davisand Dizz5rGl[espie both pennedself-servingvote anthems.

"Don't BlameMe, I Voted for Willie Nelson"by Human interpretation of what life n'ouldbelike with the Red-Headed mander-in-chief:"Don't blameme,I votedfor Willie/ If Willie all get silyi He'd passthe peacepipe all around/ Good town/ Vot€ Willie for Dresidentof the United States." might take a liking to the Texan's laid-back approach to Willie might not be the best guy to guide a nation on the collapse. After all, he had a hard enough time dealing with

"Election Night" by John WesleyHarding of electionshortcomingssmoothlycommuniTb$;gpU". ass€ssment catoi.&tlliitisqation of the election loser.A mastercomposerof someof the most heartbreahng, self-effacingand downright dreary love ballads since his prot6g6Bob Dylan, Harding howls with despair:"Hor,r'comeyou and I aren't winq.prs?/Why weren't we born on the other side?/And it's rainingi It's rainiqgl On ElectionNighl" PerhapsHarding'sblue overthe rain or the red sta&*,:or maybethe song'siust a metaphor for lost love.But be you voter or loqr,1;-9gfeelhis nain.

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Obama Weendorse It'saboutself-determination miracle of birth and new l.ife.They are precious gills, I cherish them - and I chose thern In an ideal world. no one r,r'ould need to make a choice otherwise. But n'e don't l.ivein an ideal world' and we must logicarl$support laws that

A couple of weeks ago, I received the fat, blue elecfon book in the mai]. Determined not to be tricked by any fancy lvord acrobatics used by the fancy lawyers who r.rrite these amendments, my husband and I settled in for a raucous night of amendment and referendum hanslation. We nill hap pily take a cross<ountr-v trip without

a sparetire. but we take our voting seriously, dammit. We poured ourselves some wine and I assigned my husband the task of marking off our votes. We soon came upon the simplest and most disturbing amendment put forth this year, Amendment 48 - the so-called "personhood amendment," which would change Colorado'sconstitution to define a ferti.lized egg as a person - giving it equal status and protection under the law. We both voted a big NO on 48. The issue of choice is complex, and I don't wish to treat it so callouslv or flippantly. I suppose I could writ€ about the potential cost to taxpayers from predicted litigation. Or maybe how certain ty,pesof birth control are in ieopardy should Amendment 48 pass. I could write about the difference between a zygote a+d a fetus and a bablz But I'm not here to coNince you that abortion is right or wrong. I wasn'tsurprised at all to find out that the author of the amendment. Kristi Burton, is a home-schooled, 20-vear-old woman who claims God

understand and realistically legislate for all the harsh. cold realities of life. Amendment 48 will create an environ-

ANGIEKNEPELL knepell@mscd.edu told her to champion the unborn. Burton is proud of how simple and uncomplicated her amendment is. I think her simplicity is dangerously naive and callous. Chances are that you already hare your opinion about abortion, which you will exercise should you become pregnant. This isn't about themorality of abortion. This is about women's selfdetermination. \Vhat I know is this: few things define me and determine my life path more than my reproducti\€ organs and what they can do. And that's $,hy the thought of Big Brother and Kristi Burton controlling my biological destiny is so deeply offensire. Being an adamantly pro-choice woman is a difIicult placeto stand. Who doesn't lor'e babies?Who isn't delighted to rub on that baby bump and smell that sweet newborn baby smell? I have tr,r'ocbildren and I hrow the

ment that isir't logical or realistic. I'm deeply concerned with the current ideological path of many young women. I understand that it isn't en vogue these days to have a senseof history - as evidencedin so many ways by Sarah "Plain." But understand this. Sarah Plain. for all her guts and glory',her stiletto heels and rocket careei - she couldn't be there '60s feniinists. without those early She on'es them her success.And as much as r,romen and men deride those "radicals." we must remember the experiencesof their mothers that came before - the lack of choices, the lack of birth control. the lack of political power - that severelylimited their paths in life. trVomen - you rvouldn t give up your hard-fought right 1o vote or your hard-fought right to a career. Don't give up )'our right to control your own biological destiny.This isn't about would-be babies.This is about you, your sistersand 5'ourdaughters. Choice goesto the very heart of being an American. Don't let Kristi Burton head on 1'ou.

We are a collegenewspaper,We unilerstandthat r.r,eare on the cusp of &e real rlnrld, but not th€rc yet And $€ understandi.hatwemay not bethealphaandtheom€gaonwhere 1ougoin orderto decidewho'sgoing 0ogetyourvoteNou 4. Howeler, ue'le wod<ed hard this yearto bring 1ouobjective,comprehensivecorcrageof tlre election. We'r,e interviewed thoee involved, corrcredthe events.seenthe candidates speah and sat up for nighb in.a row in A studioaparfuent with notbing but a hot plateand a folding chair, meticulouslybreaking down etectoral nurnbers and scenarios. OK,maybewehalen't donethal But-; likeyou, weharrcbeentherewith the candidatesall along; it was ahlost unavoidable,really And after these pastfew mofihs, we'vemadea decision:Ihe Mehopolitanisthmwing its zupportbehindBarackObama. The truth is that bo& John McCain and Barack Obama are very honorable candidates. and we're lucky to have two peoplerunning urhoaresodillerenL}et drilen. Slogansaside,both seemcommified to change.And that's good - becauseit isc€rlainlycoming. As collegestudents,the wqH we will inherit will not. be the one our parcntsinherited;it's barcly the worldour parcntsgaveus.

with my parents getting their opinions and ideas,coundess hours talking with my boy{riend and hundreds of hours listening to and engaging in political

I am at a lossof uhat to do. [t is that simple. My mail-in ballot sfill is stuck to my refrigerator and I am dreading the day when I have to break that seal. This is my second election voting and unlike four years ago - the year I graduated high school - I actually

discussions. I r,'ent as {ar as winding up in a small, enclosed room with the quiniessential Boulderite who r,,r'enton a rant about the evil Republicans. I hal'e seenboth sidesof the spectrum and I still find mysell pondering

care about the outcome. It is amazing ra'hatmy graduation has done to my perspecliveon the issues- all of a sudden many of the issueswill directly affect me: health care, Iooking for a job in a poor economy and the cost of living in general. Neither Obama nor Mc(hin hare rmwed me to the point of sucking me in I wakhed all the debates and r,vas hoping that they would linally light the dirkened path to my personal choice. Candidates, or their VP's, literally visit Colorado every tno weeks,yet they are all saying the same thing they have beensaying lor the pastsix months. None of the many rallies and speeches I have attended have brought me from my blurred purple

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what I should do. I yearn for the candidates to reel in my vote yet they do nothing but campaign, giving what could be and most likely are - promises they

approved b1,Il'IcCain, I w?nt him to be talking about what he is planning on doing. rather than what Obama is not. Having attended sereral Obama events,including his acceptancespc'ech in August, I want to frrcuson his actual issues.Though I have a lot of dilliculf finding his issuesbeneath the superfi-

r,t'illnever fulfill. The only time I warered was when IvIcCainstopped czunpaigning after the st(rk ma.rkel crashed in September. t{e did something dilTerent to tr,v and snag my vote, but it was short-lived and he soon rehuned to his normal campaign hail. t{e had not gonethe ex-

cial merchandise and memorabilia The political commercials are a turn off to me and do no good gar-

tra mile to ersure he had my voie. Yes,I want to vote. Yes, I believe it is important. And yes, I want to do my part as an American citizen. But the candidates have less than a lveek to convinceme asto who is my choice for

state to that of a defined blue or red. Over the past few weeks I have found myself forming a very strong opinion, but not for any political posi-

nering my vote. They continuously fling inaccurate facts back and forth betu'eeneach other, lvhich seemslike children fighting on the playground.

tion. In fact, it is the very opposite. I cannot stand that I am learning more about McCain from Obama and vice versa. ff I seea commercial that is

Having realizedthat the candidates are not going to help me, I have hrmed to other placesto look for ideas. I have spent hours on the phone

the next leaderof the Udted States. If they don't, I may choose to handle the presidential vote like I do a test quesflon I do not know. Close my eyesand point.

adr,€rtisemenb hifting their re. cords.and candidateshifting back, Thmughout it all, we'w seena lot of McCain(s).Ttrc aggessive,war-hern McCain; the hawk-flying-olf-tufixWatlStwt Mccairy the questimingnhoObama-is McCaiq the reallybad-cornedian-indebal,esMcC,ain: the victim McCain And thmughout it.all, Obama hasbeencalrn,collected,foersed His ideas are bi& and the big questionis rvhetheror not he candeliver.But cananyoneman in theOval Ofrcerealb alIectchangebimself?A documentin Washingtonprotected behindsomeglasstellsus "uh-uh." Oneman can'tchangethecounFy but one man focusedand commiftedto changeiust might iDspireit.

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In the wale of a war,outsourced iobs, rising costsof living, envimnmental anomaliesand an economic crisis, we are facing a ne$/ time in Amoica'shistoryabravenewworld. And despitehealthcarcplans, morally-basedlegislation, thoughts on shouldbe runhow big giorrcmment ning mates,ageand skin color,one differencestandsout to us asa stark confas[ temperatn€nt. This electionhasbeena shange ride, with hurricaneshifting shores. stocta hiting bottom, friends and im€stigations hiting plirle time, .

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SoccerclimbstoNo.1 Roadrunners take top spot in conference BY KATEFERRARO kferlaro@mscd.edu The Metro women'ssoccer team (f3-1-3, 9-O-2 in the Rocky Mountain Athletic Coirference),claimedvictories over CSU-Puebloand UC.ColoradoSpringsOcr.24 and,26 at Auraria Field. Looking back on the fall 2OO8 regular season, the Roadrunners have improved a great deal with their shooting and finishing. In the beginning, they were shooting around 2O shots a gamebut only placing a couple in the back of the net. For the past month, Metro has beenkeeping up with their shots as they have averagedfour goals per game.The riratch against CSU-Pueblo Oct. 24 was one of thosegames. It took the Roadrunnersa little longer than usual to start firing shots,but once they did, they just kept scoring. Midfielder Madison McQuilliams started tallying the points after 20 minutes of play in the first hall taking a pass from midfielder Vanessa Mais and scoring her fifth goal of the season, Almost 15 minutes later, forward Ien Thomas broke past the defenseand beat the goalkeeperone on one. Midfielder laimie Stephenson scored off a pass from defender Courtney Ryan before the half was over,Ieading the Thunderwolves3-0. Ryan wasfrustrated in the beginning of the season, as the Roadrunnersweren't able to scoreon half the shotsthey took. When the seasoncontinued, her opinions changed, and shefeelsthat the team has improvedgreatly "I think our shootinghas gotten 10 times befter," Ryan said. "I think the first game really got to us, especially the seniors. so when we lost that game,we just came out hard." Midfielder Kathryn Gos-

ztlrla openedup the scoring in the nrst two minutes of the secondhalf, scoring her first goal of the season.Forward Becca Mays assisted Gosztyla'sgoal in addition to Thomas' goal three minutes later. After not scoring in three games,Mays was able to take an assist from Thomas and scoreher 14th goalof the season. Mays believesthe team has improved on their shooting alsoand arefinishingmost of their shots. "From the .beginning, just our finishing and our urgency to get goalshas gotten so much better," Mays said. "Every time we get opportunities, we're putting them away,and it's not like we're trying to getone or two goals a game-we'rescoring six or seven." With help from midfielder Ashley Munchiando, Stephensonaddedone more goal to the scoreboard. CSU-Pueblo managedto scoreone goalon goalkeeperLisaJewettwith 20 minutes left in the game.The Roadrunners won the game 7-1, with 21 shots, scoring one out of every three shots on goal. "Within the season, I think we've progressed and done better and better every game,"head coachAdrianne Almaraz said. "I think we've learned as a team from our mistakes,and lre come out, and we makesurewe don't do those mistakesagain. I think, for the girls their hard work is paying ofl," The Roadrunners won against UC-ColoradoSprings Oct. 26. Ryan scoredher first god of the seasonoff a corner kkk from defenderGabby Klipp. "She'sdoing a great lob," Almaraz said of Ryan. "She's winning ball in the back one v. one,she'slookingto attack. As a freshman,that's sometimes hard to fi.nd because thby're trying to stiil develop themselveswithin the team, but she has come out,'and she'sdonea fantasticjob." Metro scored two more goalsfrom Thomasand Mays, beating UGColorado Springs

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MidfielderMichael'AnnKaras,left,slapsmidfielderJaimieStephensonthandafter Oct.24 at Stephensonscoredher ninth goal ofthe seasonagainstCSU-Pueblo scoredtwice in the gameand had two shotson goal.The AurariaField.Stephenson byLinhNgo. Ingo4mscd.edu) won the game7-l . (Photo Roadrunners 3-0. The Roadrunners moved up to first placeafter Fort [,ewis lost to Colorado School of Mines l-0 Oct. 26. Metro will travel to Durango to face the SkyhawksOct. 31, which will determine the regular season champion. conference 'I think most importantly is just mentally being strong enough," Mays said. "Just to come out like we do with Mines,get the first goal early, then after that just putting them away."

still here." Metrotennissenior SeanCarlsonsaid. Juniortransferstudent ScottBradleyis an Australianative andwasthe secondbest playerin the regionaltournament.

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of shotsthe men's soccerteam took againstCSUPuebloOct.24. The Roadrunners couldn'tscoreon the Thunderwolves, losingthe game 1-0.Defender RyanBrookstook six shots,while midfieldersKellen Johnsonand Ola Sandquisttook five shots.

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BYVANESSAMAIS vmais@mscd.edu CSU-Pueblo hasthe Metromen's soccerteam's number this season. The No. l8-ranked men's soccer team went l-l Oct.24 and 26, losing to CSU-Pueblo1-Oand defeating

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Metro wasshutout in both halries of the Oct, 24 matchup,despiteout shooting the Thunderwolves3O-5. DelenderRyan Brookshad six shors, with forwards Kellen Johnson and OlaSandquisttailing five a piece.The 'Runners hit the post twice during the gameand forcedsevensavesbut couldnot find the backof the net. The only goal scoredin the game rvasby Puebloforward RobertKinsey iii the 48th minute. It was Kinsey's 11th goal of the season. . Mefio has now lost twice to CSURieblo this season.They lost by one gpal both gamesand hadn't lost to heblo in more than two years. . It.{te Boad"ot oers bouncedback tm aaystdter to a"feat UCCSafter tyii! them earlter ln the s€ason. 'i- the .'Runnefs put the pressure riil early'by po$ing four shots in the ffrst 1& minutes. The pressurepaid off when Sandquistput away a pasg ftOmJohnson in the 2 7th minute. It

4) Mines,2Opts.64-2 RMAC (8-6-2 oyerall) and needsFort Iewis to &op their last contestin order to have a chance at hostingthe RMACtournament. Metro is 7-2-3 in the ccinference and continuesto strugglewith their finishing.Theyhavetaken371 shots andonly scored46 times.Theplayers andcoachesboth agreefinishingwill bea concern at practicethis week. "We haveto gointo the weekwith a lot of intensity and practice really hard, especiallyon finishing, because that's where we relax on somequa!ForwardOla Sandquistputs his headin his handsasthe Roadrunners lostto CSU-Pueblo I -0 Oct,24 ity sometimes," Sandquistsaid. at AurariaField.Sandquistshot five out ofthe 30 failed opportunities from the Roadrunners.Metro "this weelrend Parsons added, lost 1-Oagainstthe Thunderwolves.(Photo byLinhNgo. Ingo@mscd.edu) we weren't especiallysharp in our wasJohnson'slfth goal of the sea- from freshmanforward ScottGrode. points to keep up with Fort l€wis. ffnishing. It certainly needsto bebetson and Jobnson'sseven& assistof The Mountain Liods took away 1fter not getting a result on Oct. 24, ter against a sfingy Fort Icwis team the season. the shutout in the 76th minute with I think that it wasjust important that who leadsthe RMACin goalsagainst The gams was 1-0 at halftime. an unassistedgoal by midfielder feff we went in with th€ mindset of just average." but Sandquistwasback at it lessthan Bettner. getting tirce points," head coach Oct. 31 and Nov 2 are the last five minutes into the second half. gamesof regular seasonplay and the Wrth less than three minutes KenParsonssaid. I 'Runnerswill play in higher altitude Midfielder Tller Hambrick fou4d left Metro rnidfielder Stwen Emory Metro will play againstthe No. I ' Sandquistfor his secondgoal of the scoredoff a corner kick that took a team in the conference,Fort Iewis, with bleachersfull of Skyhawksfans. gameand 1lth of the season. deflectionright to his feet.It was Em- on Oct. 31 followedby MesaState "It's tough at Fort lewis on HalIn the 64th minute, the top goal ory's fifth goal of the season. Nov.2. loween, especiallywith their crowd. scor€r in the conference,fohnson, Metro held on to win the game Meho fails Fort l-ewis by six It's alwaysdilficult playing up there," scored his l4th goal of the season 34, knowing they neededthe tlree points and needsto win both games Parsonssaid.

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Youngteam a,stepfiwqAfrom R,MACpea,k Late last Saturday night; I junped onto the internet to see if our talented volleyball team could pull oll the upsetagainstthe mighty ' topers of Nebraska-Kearneyon their home floor. I was hoping that once I lookedat the standings,Metro would be holding the top spot. "Sigh." As I looked at the box score,our Roadrunnerscame up on . the wrong end of a 3-O dismantling for the secondtime this year against the Iopers. I just tlought to myself that 'rlraybeKearney is destinedfor ? gr€at things this year after winning an ungodly number of games and are currently ranked in the top I 0. But despitenot getting over that Ioper hump, Metro's volleyball team has surprisedus all this season,and the bestis still yet to be seen. I have seen talented volleyball teams the past three years covering the sport as a report€r, but there is somethingspecialabout this particular team. , ' '\fhen JnuJhin}€t sreat ters&* ,

you first look at their senior leadership. Metro has had somegreat ones the past few years: Megan Witt,enburg, Stefanie Allison, Julie-Green McFarland,Bri Osterand the list goes on, But this year'steam doesnot carry a singlesenioron the roster,There is not one seniorleaderthat can take the team on her shouldersand carry the team to victory. Instead, coach ERICLANSING DebbieHenilricks has found a ton of talent from the transfer deparbnent to ttre newly recruiteil freshrnenwho of moredownsthan ups, have learned to carry the loacl to. But the 2008 Roadrunnersdisgether. pelled those thoughts quickly, reelAt tle very beginning of the 'tng off fivestraightconferencewins. volleyball season,it looked tke the In those five matches,they crushed seasonwould be a long and arduous their opponentsby a combinedscore journey after a 2-5 start, including of l5 gamesto one. a 1-4 sbowing in.the ColoradoPreAftera coupleof justifiedhiccups miere Challengeon their home floor againstnationally-ranked Nebraskaat the Auraria EventsCenter. Kearney twice and West DivisionA few of us so-calledexpert re- leaderFort lewis, Metro has goneon port€rs thought they were a year to win an astounding 12 conference away from even competing in the gameswith a veryyoungteam. RMAC,and we prcparedfoy a season.. ' .The RoadrrrnnersarqiroJiae for

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a high seed in the RMAC Tournament, while positioning themsehes for a spotin the NCAAplayoffs.All of these accomplishments have come with a core of four juniors and 11 underclassmen. There are many gifted athleteswho haveshown what they can do at this stageof their careers.Ttreupsidemakesme giddy. It seemsasif the leadershiproles havecomefrom junior middle-blocker Lisa fones and sophomoredefensive-specialistAmy Watanabe.Both are lead-byexampletypes,but Watanabehasdeveloped into an emotionally chargedplayer whoseenthusiasmseemsto becontagious. Junior outside-hitter Amanda Cookstormedout of the gates,Iigbting up opponentsin conferenceplay. Sheplayswith a quiet demeanor,but her spikedoesall the talking. We have seenbrief sparks from 29-year-oldAnna Mapes,and the anticipation for her breakout is mounting and eagerlyawaited. The-pung &eshrnen guns are

daunting for all who come to challenge.JulieCausseaux is relentlessin the middle, while Emily Greenhaigh has shown ruthless power from the right sideand is effectivelycontributing as a setter.Bri Morley looks like a superstarwaiting in the wings, Her booming spikeshave been seen reaching the rafters. FreshmansetterDarcy Schwartzman has really improved her game over the course of the seasonand looks to be the setterof the future of the'Runners. You gotta lo!€ the bench, which has contributed when injuries have slowedthe starters down. St. PierrE, Vallejos,Keller,Phan, Matthews and Shauermann all have made major contributions to the team. If tbis team can makethesetypes of sddes in only their first season together,then next seasonshould be even more asfounding. Then it will be the Metro Roadrunnerswho will be the justifiedhiccupon opponents' schedules.

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Metro's club hockeywent .500 during the weekend,losingOct. 24 to Universityof NorthBY ZACTAYLOR ern Colorado l0-0 in Greeley,then defeating ztaylo12@mscd.edu Utah University on the following night 9-5 in ' Utah. Mefto men's t€nnis leam standsat the top The Roadrunnersfelt too many defensive Mountain Atbletic Conference. of the Rocky lapses were to blame in the 1O-Oblowout to displayed what the Star SaschaRuckelshausen UNC. of at the IntercoL Roadrunnersteam is capable "We were missing a few defensemenand legiateTennis AssociationNational Small ColAla. did not play very well defensively,"explained 16-19 in Mobile, legeCharnpionshBsOct. junior captain T\rrner Bahn. "Defensivezone to t€am Italy battled back The ftom Milan, coverage wasdefinitelyour weakness." finals before losing makethe consolationdraw "Our place. transitional defensewasn't very good match to take sixth a tougb either," Bahn said. "The forwards didn't do "He pla@ a tough opponent in the frst roun4 but that's the lerielhe shouldbe playing very well defensively,so we couldn't get very at," said Metuohead tennis coachBeckMeares. good olTensivechances. We were frustrated "Thedillercncebetweentheseplryen and Sascha isthat thoseplal'ersplayat that lerreleverymatch, but Saschahasto riseto tlre levelquickly" Ruckelshausen dominat€s opponents in the RMAC, but it is one of the weaker conferencesin Division II tennis. When he reached Alabama,he wasreadyto testhis talent against nationally-rankedopponents. In ttre longest match of the first round, Ruckelshausenbattled favorite Ales Svigelii from Barry University,falling 6-3, 6-3. "There were some important points that he won," Ruckelshausensaid of Svigelji. "But I stayedwith him for ttre most part." Un-fortunatelyfor the Mefi:o star, the fust nevmatch strainedhis backand Ruckelshausen er firlly recovered.He cruisedthrough the first consolationdraw round with opponent Lukas I-abitschafterlefting the first g,ameslipaway The final match was a reversalof the second, with Ruckelshausentaking the first game Ilom opponent Peter Kazianschuetz before droppingthe final two to the playerfrom Northwood Collegeto finish sixth in the event. gave "I wonthefirstmatch,andthen,basically, up afterthat becauseof my back,"Ruckelshausen said."It wasintenseto goto nationals." Meares,who made the trip as well, was pleased with her star player's perlormance and is not countingout a repeattrip next year. But more importantly, she believesthat Ruckelshausenwill be readyto help defendMetro's RUIACtitle and advanceto nationals in the spring with the entire team. "The experienceat that tournament will improvehis gamefor this upcomingseason." Mearessaid."Our goalsin the sprihgare to be iegular seasonRMACchamps,win the RMAC Championship, be a No. 1 or No. 2 seedin the region and host regionals.and let everybody elseplay high-altitudetenniswith us." Last conferenceseason,the Roadrunners, under previoushead coach Dave Alden, accomplishedthe first two goals,but werestopped from reaching the national levelafter having to playregionalsin Missouriasa low seed. This season,Meareshas a new weapon in her arsenal that she believeswill take them over the top: iulior collegetransfer ScottBradley. The Melbourne, Australia, native was the second-bestplayer in the regional tournament, showcasingthe incredible talent at the top of Metro men's tennis team. He has also teamed up with Ruckelshausenin doubles,replacing departedseniorRiley Meyer. "Rileyleavingwasa big thing," seniorSean Carlsonsaid. "But when Scott came he iust took right over."It's like Riley'sstill here." With the six guys the Roa&unners have, "this next year I don't think anybody will lose a match." Carlsonadded. . ,

defensively,and, therefore, we got frustrated offensively." 'Runnersvictory waswon On Oct.25, the on improveddefense,while the forwards were ableto scoreon their chances. "Troy (Oakes)and Mark Bare playedreally well," Bahn said."Bare was really quiet all season long, He didn't play poorly,but this was a breakout performancefor hirn. Forwards Dan Golden, Mark Bare and SteveCall each had two goals,while forwards Kyle Obuhanick, RyanYudezand Iance Gaan had a goal apiece.ForwardMontanaLoundaqin addedthree assists. Metro will get two chancesat redemption against UNC during a home and home series Oct. 31 and Nov. l. Friday's game will be at 9 p.m. at the GreeleyIce Haus, and Saturday's gamewill be at the EdgeIce Arena in Littleton.

Metro men's and women'scrosscountry teamsboth finishedin fourth placein the RockyMountain Athletic ConferenceCham: pionshipsOct. 2 5-26 in Grandfunction. No. I ranked AdamsStatewon both the men's and women's titles. RoadrunnerChelseaRutter wasnamed secondteam AII-RMACafter a l2th-place finish in the race, the highest by a Metro runner. Although they finishedthe sameoverall, the men'steam did not placean individual as high, with BriceYoung leading the team with a 24th-placefinish.

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