The Resident - 10th September 2010

Mr Simms launches its fantastic Willy Wonka inspired competition

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Dragon Boat Racing Thousands watch at fundraiser p.2-3

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Feast for the senses We select highlights of forthcoming Food and Drink Festival p.8

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News in Brief: l Voters across the Horsham District will soon be receiving their annual voter registration forms.

These forms will be used to compile the electoral register that will be the basis for the local authority elections on 5th May 2011and the proposed UK referendum on the voting system.

Registering to vote is simple, quick and easy. Just update the annual canvass form with the details of everyone in your household who is eligible to vote and return the form to Horsham District Council as soon as possible.

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l Sussex Air Ambulance has a new Chief Executive at the helm. Adrian Bell joins the charity in September following a long and distinguished career in the Royal Navy. He leaves his position as Commander British Forces Gibraltar to take up his new role with Sussex Air Ambulance. l Frant Catlow, a Slinfold resident, has organised a Charity Golf Day on Friday 17th Sep-

tember at Slinfold Golf and Country Club in aid of St Catherine's Hospice in memory of his wife who passed away last year at the Hospice.

Teams of four are invited to enjoy a day of golfing challenges and fun whilst raising money for the Hospice.

There are still a few spaces available. Contact Frank on 07785 957621.

l A celebration of unity in diversity through the music and dance of different faith cultures is coming to Horsham on Saturday 9th October.

Organised by the Horsham Interfaith Forum (HIFF), it will be an evening of music and dance from a number of different faith traditions.

The musicians and dancers include the captivating Silk Roads ensemble from the Sufi Muslim tradition, while Merlin Shepherd plays Jewish klezmer music. Voice from the Coal Shed Gospel Choir is in the Christian tradition, and West London Baha’i Choir concentrate on singing the writings of the founder of the Baha’i faith, Baha’u’llah.

Crossing Boundaries is happening at The Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham at 7:30pm.

Tickets £10 adults, £20 family, £5 students, from 750220.

The smurfs of Richard Place Dobson chartered accountants scooped the best fancy dress prize

Roaring success of Dragon boat races Normally a visit to Knepp Castle is a regal affair.

One needs to drive one’s 4x4 at a low speed due to the large number of free roaming deer.

Locals of a certain stature gather regularly for games of polo on the immaculately presented lawn, with games played in good spirits with the resplendent castle backdrop.

On Sunday, we were treated to something a little different.

Namely, Smurfs and Norman knights pounding along the lake in dragon

boats, roared on by a beating drum and the rhythms of a samba band on shore.

Normally, the dragon boat races are held at Tilgate Park in Crawley, but with the lake being drained, the organisers of the St Catherine’s Hospice fundraiser needed to find an alternative venue.

The Burrell family, who run the Knepp estate, kindly stepped forward. And while it may not be as obviously accessible as Tilgate, it was a splendid setting for the races.

In fact,

the event still attracted a big crowd, and as many teams as usual, with 25 teams from local business across the region picked up their paddles, swapping suits for fancy dress and competing in a colourful day of racing.

The winning team were CGG Veritas from Crawley, who took inspiration from the stately new home of the Festival, dressing as knights.

The British Airways team ‘Winning Destination’ ran them a very close second with Gatwick Airport coming in third.

RSA’s team ‘Smoke Under Water’ put in a good perfor-

mance too, and another local team sportingly dressing up for the day was Rawlinson Butler, a law firm based in Horsham and Crawley.

The team from Richard Place Dobson scooped the award for best fancy dress, cutting a dash all in blue as the Smurfs.

Excited spectators were treated to a great day of hotly contested and closely fought races, as well as flamboyant Dorking based samba band Bloco du Sol who were drumming up a storm.

Stalls and games including a coconut shy and Circus Wurx giving les-

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Great spirit at Knepp

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sons in circus skills such as juggling, unicycling and diablo kept the kids entertained.

The annual event, which made its debut at the Knepp Estate this year, hopes to raise £50,000 in funds to support St Catherine’s vital end of life care services for local patients and their loved ones.

The festival was kindly sponsored by Barclays, Edwards, Me-

teor Meet & Greet and Thomas Eggar, who all took to the water on the day.

Corporate fundraiser and event organiser Michael Beasley said: “We’re so delighted with the support we received for this year’s Dragon Boat Festival.

“From the teams, their friends and families and our visitors on the day, everyone really got into the spirit.

“As a local, independent charity we really couldn’t continue to provide our services without this support, and we’re so glad people had such fun along the way.

“This success of this event is thanks to the help and support of our four sponsors, and the Burrell family and team from the Knepp Estate, who not only provided the venue but took part as

“We’re delighted With the support - everyone got into the spirit.” well, deservedly making the final.

“We’d also like to thank our St Catherine’s volunteers, Bloco du Sol, Circus Wurx and the team from Dragon Boat Events.

“We look forward to welcoming you all again next year.”

the rawlinson Butler team take the ‘fancy dress’ idea literally

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Dining out with John Last year, John O’Sullivan sneaked on to BBC Southern Counties radar when his self-penned news billboards outside his shop, the Candy Box in Carfax, attracted the attention of Sussex Police.

Photos: Chris Woolgar

Since then, it’s been a rollercoaster for ride for Horsham’s most extravagant newsagent.

A sell out show at the Capitol Theatre has been followed by a well received stint on prime time Saturday night

Come Dine With Me

show John Bishop’s Britain, and a mayo jar-full of silliness on Come Dine With Me. Now his second Newsagent Provocateur show is the second biggest selling show at Crawley’s Hawth Theatre, with only the Julian

“Everything I did on the show was an exaggerated version of me in real life.

I don’t think Come Dine With Me is about food; people don’t watch it to see what souffle they might make, they watch it for arguments.

The burping is something I would only do with close friends. I thought the burping would upset them but they just laughed at it. I got away with everything!

The show I was on was an extreme one, but it worked because of the characters we had.

100 people have added me as a friend on Facebook since I’ve been on the show, and I look at each one of them as a potential ticket buyer. I accepted them all!”

Clary-starring panto proving a bigger Box Office draw.

John O’Sullivan may be a self-confessed fame chaser, but this chase is certainly making for compelling viewing for the people of Horsham...

Mayonnaise

“Ana, the transvestite, was totally serious about throwing me out. The whole idea was that she wouldn’t see the mayo.

I was outside for quite a while. I called my friend Alice and said I’d been chucked out.

It was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened in my life.

The coke and mayonnaise things are both things I do. If I was going around your house for dinner I would ask if you had them, and if you didn’t I would bring my own.

Strada used to keep a bottle of mayo at the restaurant with my name on it.

I should take my mayonnaise to Wabi, Tristan’s and the other top restaurants in town to see how many throw me out!”

Provocateur

Taking risks

“Newsagent Provocateur has been the second best selling show at The Hawth over the last couple of weeks.

Only the panto is selling better.

I spoke to the Hawth and they can’t believe how well it’s doing. They’ve been really surprised.

“I think Facebook has worked wonders for me. There’s no way I’d have sold so many tickets without it.

I was scared that it would flop.

I could have stuck to making a show every year in Horsham and performing to the same people, but I have to see if I’m good enough to take the show elsewhere.

The ultimate proof with comedy is about making everyone laugh, not just friends.”

“The last show was funny, but it was messy.

It wasn’t brilliant but I hope this one will be.

It’s more professionally done.

I admire people who can do stand up but it’s not for me. I need to break it up with audience fun and games and the videos.

I went and stood on The Hawth stage three weeks ago. I remember seeing Julian Clary, one of my heroes, on the stage so the idea of me being there is scary.

I need to take a risk.

I took a risk when I took on the two shops and now I need to take a risk with my comedy.

Horsham needs it - we haven’t had a good celebrity since Harry Enfield!

I think it’s now or never for me.”

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Fame chaser

“This won’t just be taking the Micky out of Crawley.

The idea is that it’s not a Horsham based shop. It’s a show that I can take anywhere and amend to suit any town.

Thanks to Come Dine With Me and John Bishop’s Britain, people recognise my name now and want to see me.

I’ve had a lot of gawkers this week. People just look in from outside the Candy Box A lot of people you can see want to say something but don’t! They just smile instead.

When they keep quiet you think ‘are you smiling because you saw me on Come Dine With Me, or because I sold you 20 fags the other day?”

“It’s not easy for a 35-year-old sweet shop owner to break into TV. The John Bishop show was great for me as it was on for five weeks at a great time on a Saturday night.

People say I’m a fame chaser, but I’m a face chaser with an objective.

I’m not someone who wants to get into telly. I have a goal. There are people who go on Big Brother because they want to be famous. I don’t want to go to parties and hang out with Calum Best.

When I did stand up ten years ago I was crap. I was 22-years-old and I didn’t have anything to me. You get funnier with age.

If I was asked to do panto in Horsham I would jump at the chance!”

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Wisborough Green charity balloon weekend starts today (it’s on until 12th) in aid of Chase Hospice Care for Children. Balloonists fly the balloons and donate a £90 fee for passengers straight to charity. Not only is it a great cause, it’s a great spectacle, and one of our annual faves.

There’s a Zumba Charity Party (Zumba is a latin inspired dance fitness workout) to raise funds for Tommys. The event takes place at The Holbrook Club. A team of Zumba instructors will lead 100 keen participants. See www.zumbasussex.co.uk/party

11th Sep

Guilty Pleasurez play at the Holbrook Club in Horsham tonight. Expect a night of classic pop tunes from the 70s. from singers Karl Jenner and Janey Smith, guitarist Greg Hart, bassist Gary Williams, drummer Stevie Weaver, and keyboardist Andy Stewart. www.guiltypleasurez.co.uk

11th Sep

Brooklands Studios, an energetic team of performers showcasing a spectacular array of routines to popular chart hits, as well as tracks from some of our best loved musicals such as Wicket and Mary Poppins, will be at the Capitol today and tomorrow.

Tickets are £13 from 750220

11th Sep

There’s a Millais reunion for pupils who left in 1980 at 7.30-11pm. Tickets cost £10, to include light buffet and refreshments, and are also available to any teachers that taught between 1975 -1980. Email sallybooker1@btinternet.com for tickets and info

11th Sep

A Pond Dipping day is held at Warnham Nature Reserve at 10.30. Although principally intended for accompanied younger visitors, there will be a chance for all to identify and inspect specimens through Graham’s microscope. Free but children must be accompanied by an adult

Horsham Rugby club will begin the new season today away to Crowborough, under the guidance of new first team captain Simon ‘Splatts’ Matterface. Kick off is 3pm, and they are at home to Crawley next week (18th) so don’t miss that! The second XV are at home today against Horley 2nds.

12th Sep

Mofest is coming to a field near you.

The line-up has been announced Chinchilla Zilla (above), The UK Rideouts, Ob Jay Da, Joe 90, Steve Roles and Jodie Denman are on the bill, along with DJs. Tickets are £20 including camping for the night.

(Under 12s £10). www.mofest.co.uk

13th Sep

Horsham Library celebrates its 21st birthday with a day of events. It begins at 9am, with a grand opening with Horsham Bluebelles and there’s also Glynde Place Dance Studio, Birthday Baby Rhyme Time with Bookstart Bear, The Pleasure Singers’ Choir and Horsham Salsa

Horsham Heroes, a compilation CD featuring some of Horsham’s best bands, hits the shops. It features Last Letter Read, The Collector, Eight Dirty Pages, hAND, Blue Stragglers, Wobbly Squadron and more, and costs £3 from HMV, Horsham Music and horshamheroes.bigcartel.com

There’s a great opportunity to try a huge variety of local offerings at the Horsham Beer Festival (Sat - 12-4pm and 6-10pm; Sun - 12-4pm) in the Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham About 50 beers and ciders can be sampled. Tickets from Beer Essentials on East Street

There is to be a family fun day and skate jam in Southwater Country Park today, from 11am-6pm. Expect live music, fire service demonstrations and activities for all the family, as well as BMX and skateboard competitions, with prizes too including a bike from Southwater Cycles

Mr Simms’ Golden Ticket Extravaganza begins today. The competition, loosely based on Roald Dahl’s classic story, and will last for five weeks with a selection of prizes to suit every age group. Prizes include free pamper days, Drusillas Park tickets and a meal and night at South Lodge

17th Sep

Are you interested in sustainable living, the environment and developing a more sustainable community in the face of peak oil and climate change? Then talk it through at Green Drinks, The Crown Carfax, Horsham. Starts at 7.30pm, with nibbles. transitionhorsham.org.uk

17th Sep

There’s a Bumper Billingshurst Village Market for local produce held today, linked in with the Food and Drink Festival. It’ll be held outside Burdfields farm shop and cafe from 9am-2pm. There’s a free glass of Tullens apple juice in the farm shop on the day, with the fest programme

Henfield Owl Project is launched at Henfield Village Hall on 17th September at 7.30pm and is open to everybody. There’ll be a presentation on the owls of Henfield and a talk by SWT trustee Dave Green on the rare Long-eared Owl and a ‘flying visit’ from Huxley’s Birds of Prey.

The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular returns to the Capitol by popular demand. It's totally live and every song is an absolute classic Come Fly with Me, Volare, Under My Skin, Mr Bojangles, Lady Is A Tramp, Mack The Knife and more of your favourites.

Tickets £19 from 01403 750220

It’s the next Rock HYC at Horsham Youth Centre, with The Jack Mac Experience, Lights of Paris, Strike the Heart and Leaving Casanova. Also tonight, The Gutterhearts play the Malt Shovel, The Slammers are at The Star while Joe90 gear up for Mofest at The Six Bells, Billingshurst

There’s an evening with Rev Rupert Toovey, the star of Bargain Hunt, at St Peter’s Church,Slinfold, at 9pm. Tickets £7.50, or £8 on the door, to include a valuation of your favourite treasure. Tickets from Susie on 791309 or John on 790555. In aid of St Peter’s Appeal

The White Horse at Hascombe hosts a Pub Quiz and Charity Auction in aid of Children with Leukaemia. Horsham’s Gen Gordon, whose five-yearold son Ed suffers from the disease, has helped to organise the charity auction which includes VIP tickets for U2 in Rome

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Pendragon Bellydancers are getting a wiggle on to raise funds for The Dame Vera Lynn Trust at Ingfield Manor School between 6- 7.30pm. £6 a ticket to include a wine or tea/coffee in the interval available from Rosie 780444 or rosie.wyer@dvltrust.org.uk

West Grinstead & District Ploughing & Agricultural Society hosts its Annual Ploughing Match & Show at Clothalls Farm, West Grinstead.

There will be 12 different ploughing classes, livestock shows, parade of hounds, terrier racing, ferret racing and more. £4, Under 14s go free

22nd Sep

Horsham Olympic are celebrating 50 years as a club with a reunion event at The Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham at 7pm with music, memories....and a licenced bar! Chairman Tim Wilkins and lifelong member Mick Langridge welcome all ex- players. Tickets £7.50 from 266474

25th Sep

At 1pm - 4pm you can join The Capitol team backstage as the theatre opens up to celebrate its 7th anniversary. In a fun-filled afternoon for the whole family, the Capitol lifts the curtain on the exciting world of theatre and cinema. Free admission. Contact 750220

25th Sep

A charity fun day will be held from 2.30-4.30pm in memory of Georgia Tooley, who died of cancer in March aged 14. The day includes the Thunder Gridiron team (tbc), BBQ, bungee run, raffle to win a helicopter ride, and more. A £5 donation to Royal Marsden Cancer campaign.

25th Sep

Emily and Hazel Askew are a young duo making waves with their energetic brand of English folk music.

Using fiddle and melodeon, they play and sing with an infectious enjoyment and love for the music. They’re in the Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham , tonight at 8pm, tickets £6

Pippa Greenwood from BBC Radio 4’s ‘Gardeners’ Question Time’ is at Old Barn Nursery & Garden Centre fundraiser for Greenfingers. Starts at 7pm and raffle tickets will be available to buy until. Pippa’s talk at 7.30pm. Tickets £8.50 from 01403 710000.

A reunion for all those who left Tanbridge House School in the years 1981 to 1986 has been arranged.

The event will be held in the Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham. Tickets must be purchased in advance only, and are £15 each from www.tanbridgereunion2010.co.uk

If you’ve ever fancied finding out how real ale is made you can visit Hepworth’s brewery, open at 11am-3pm today. Visitors may tour the brewery and sample award winning ales and lager. There’s a discount on purchases too of 10%. Hepworth’s in off Nightingale Rd, Horsham

There will be a Harvest Flower Festival to celebrate 50 years of Methodism in Storrington today at the Trinity methodist Church, Thakeham Rd, 10am - 5pm and tomorrow (26th) at 2-5pm Includes arts and crafts and historical display. Refreshments served, entry free

19th Sep

We are delighted to announce that we have been appointed regional agents for the Castillo Perelada winery based in Northern Spain, where they produce an extensive range of wines. These wines are being presented at a dinner at South Lodge on the 8th and 9th of September.

Please contact South Lodge Hotel directly on 01403 891711 for further details.

Visit our website www.deakinfinewines.co.uk to view a full list of our wines and the current offers that are available.

There is a fabulous prize to be won if you register a NEW account on our website by the 30th November.

Your name will automatically be put into our draw.

So hurry up and enter today!

Deakin Fine Wines are independent local wine merchants providing a first class, friendly and personal service to restaurants, hotels, clubs and private individuals in the area.

THE PASS AT SOUTH LODGE HOTEL One of the most innovative restaurants in Sussex, ‘The Pass’ is situated in the heart of the award winning kitchen at South Lodge Hotel enabling diners to enjoy the drama and creations of Head Chef Matt Gillan and his team in full performance… a totally different dining experience your taste buds will never forget!

YOUNG GUNS WEEK AT THE PASS Tuesday 28th September to Saturday 2nd October A festival of cooking with some of the country’s top young chefs, who are shaping the future of British cooking outside of London. Each night welcomes a different young, up and coming chef to The Pass to create a six-course menu in their own style supported by the talented Pass Team of chefs – watch the drama and theatre of a busy top flight kitchen in full flow. £75 per person to include champagne and canapés reception, six course dinner and a chance to speak to the guest chef. Optional wine flight: £35 per person

BOOK ONE PLACE, GET THE SECOND HALF PRICE Confirmed Chefs:

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Tuesday 28th September – Richard Allen, Grand Hotel Jersey Wednesday 29th September - Ben Goldsmith, The Talbot Inn, West Sussex Thursday 30th September – Russell Bateman, Collettes, The Grove, Chandlers Cross, Hertfordshire Friday 1st October – Mark Poynton, Restaurant Alimentum, Cambridge Saturday 2nd October – Jon Howe, Lumiere, Cheltenham

For more information, please see the events page on our website www.southlodgehotel.co.uk

TO MAKE A BOOKING OR ENQUIRY CALL US ON +44 (0) 1403 891711

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The Big Nibble, Horsham Food and Drink Festival

big time bite sized fun Huge crowds turn out for food fest in Carfax

so the big nibble has been and gone, but what have we learnt?

We know that Horsham residents love cheese on toast, that chocolate orange marmalade is tastier than it sounds and that at least one South Lodge chef thinks we should be eating more rabbits!

We’d like to think that at least a couple of you were there as you’d been enticed by our pre-event publicity, but undoubtedly the wonderful weather made for a hugely successful Big Nibble on Saturday.

As Andy Hepworth or Hepworth’s brewery pointed out, the event has prospered during heavy rain in the past, but most would agree that it’s far more pleasant watching Tristan Mason cooking up a dessert in the sunshine than it is under an umbrella.

The Big Nibble is the launch event for the Horsham Food and Drink Festival, which is held for a month and features a whole array of events, tastings and promotions.

Last year it was held in the Drill Hall on Denne Road, but this year it certainly benefitted from being outside in Horsham’s Carfax.

Around forty local producers and food vendors were present, some serving up free tasters.

Alongside new businesses such as Jeannie’s Cakes, which specialises in treats made with gluten free ingredients, were more established names such as Shipley based Sussex Lamb, serving up sausages

auntie Val’s marmalades, jams, chutneys and preserves, from storrington

sussex Gold culinary oils attracted a good deal of interest and burgers, and Auntie Val’s traditional marmalades.

One of Storrington based Auntie Val’s more popular jars is the Chocolate Orange Marmalade, which features a dark organic

chocolate made by local chocolate firm Cocoa Loco.

Auntie Val’s felt the event benefitted from being outside, while Jeannie Palmer of Jeannie’s Cakes reported interest from potential new clients.

There was a sea of stripy market stall covers and brightly coloured gazebos, each one with local produce to taste and buy.

The day started early with a constant stream all day long of passionate shoppers clutching their Big Nibble carrier bags, eager to try and buy.

Such was the demand

scott hallsworth, one of horsham’s most exciting chefs, at the big nibble on saturday of locally produced food and drink.

There was something for everyone, including local ice cream, fruit and vegetables, homemade cakes and savouries, an array of fabulous local cheeses, tasty cheese on toast (made with fresh bread from Truffles by Bookham Fine Foods and one of our personal highlights!), free range eggs,

“rabbits are an abundant food source there to be eaten!” that many of the traders reported record takings and one food stall had completely sold out by mid-morning, a testament to the growing popularity

homemade chutneys, preserves and honey, homemade burgers, sausages and scrummy hog roast, award winning oils and dressings and the most amazing hot takeaway food.

It was a veritable feast of fabulous local food and drink with delicious smells emanating all day long.

It wasn’t all shopping - you could sample quail made by a top chef if you wished! Many people gathered eagerly to watch the open air live cookery theatre with demonstrations by a superb

array of culinary talent from the likes of Wabi, Restaurant Tristan, the Talbot in Cuckfield and South Lodge’s two top restaurants.

The local chefs used local ingredients in their demonstrations, and afterwards invited the audience to sample the food.

There was a non-stop programme with Scott Hallsworth of Wabi, Ben Goldsmith of The Talbot, Matt Gillan and Barnaby Gehlcken of South Lodge Hotel and James Middleton-Burn of The

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SOUTHERN COUNTIES GLASS Not one of the day’s tastiest offerings - Andy Hepworth tells how beer is made at his local brewery Continued from Page 8 Crown Inn in Dial Post, while Tristan Mason of Restaurant Tristan finished off the day cooking up a dessert which vanished as soon as it was ready to eat.

While preparing his poached and roasted Happy Garden Quail, Matt Gillan of The Pass at South Lodge described his style.

He said: “The chefs at The Pass are totally exposed because of the unique environment of the kitchen. We decided to complement that by creating something unique with the food too.

“We have a bit of fun with the food and that comes across on the plate.”

Fellow South Lodge chef Barnaby Gehlcken used rabbit for his demonstration, describing it as an “abundant food source, there to be eaten.”

Keep your garden pets away from that man!

In addition to the chefs there was a talk from local brewer, Andy Hepworth.

David Bell of Bangers Galore shared his tips on cooking sausages to perfection and a taste challenge from Gingers

Kitchen. Hilary Knight of A Taste of Sussex was compere for the day at the theatre.

Real Ale fans were given a treat, with The Horsham Beer Trail which is always a very popular highlight of The Big Nibble. With the price at just £1 again this year, it allowed real ale connoisseurs to take a commemorative glass tankard to nine pubs around Horsham town centre and sample real ale, courtesy of the participating pubs.

All in all this year’s Big Nibble was declared a huge success for the organisers, producers and the public.

If you are a real foodie, passionate about local produce, The Carfax local produce market is held every Saturday with many of the producers seen at The Big Nibble. The Horsham District is rich in local produce and has an abundance of farm shops and retailers stocking local produce to enable you to buy all year round.

The Big Nibble is organised

by Horsham District Council, and the appetiser to The Horsham District Food and Drink Festival, which kicked off on Saturday and runs through to 3rd October. The four week, 40 page festival programme

is the definitive guide to all 109 special offers and events brought courtesy of local food and drink businesses - a celebration of the very best local produce the District has to offer.

If you haven’t already got a copy of the Horsham District Food and Drink Festival programme, you will need to have it with you when you are out on your travels as many of the offers ask that you show the programme to qualify. You can pick one up from libraries, leisure centres, participating venues call 01403 215529 or visit www.horshamlocalproduce.co.uk The Horsham District Food & Drink Festival has been running for eight years and both the Festival and The Big Nibble are organised by Horsham District Council. This year the sponsors are: Freedom Food, West Sussex County Council, FSB, Spirit FM, The Resident, Spofforths, Foundry Press, Camelia Botnar Homes & Gardens, Wabi and Chichester College.

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Sussex Lamb were serving delicious burgers at The Big Nibble in Carfax, Horsham, on Saturday (Pic: B Morris)

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Slow-roasted shank, spitroasted shish or char-grilled chops; for Sunday dinner, for an English summer BBQ or for the journey home after a heavy night out; with rosemary, garlic, red wine or mint – the world is your, umm… oyster.

It’s not often you find yourself tucking into your favourite lamb dish (for me, it’s lamb skewers cooked medium rare with a dollop of natural yoghurt in a wholemeal wrap), wondering where in the great wide world it came from. Most of the time I’m too busy shovelling the food into my mouth to consider its origins and ethics, and for all I know, it could come from the other side of the planet.

But imagine being able to trace your cut back to an individual lamb fed on the grassy fields and locally produced oats of a farm less than 10 miles from your own doorstep.

Few have this luxury, but one company is determined to bring top quality, traceable

lamb direct from the farm to your plate.

Run by Julia and Simon Feakes, Sussex Lamb is a family run business selling meat produced at their farm in Horsham to private customers, pubs, restaurants and butchers.

Created to build upon the Feakes’ existing farming enterprise, the company adheres to the highest level of animal welfare, in turn assuring the highest quality, tastiest meat.

Using local suppliers and a local abattoir, it prides itself on producing top quality, home-grown products.

Julia explained: “At

Sussex Lamb we are wholly committed to producing top quality lamb and to supporting locally produced, sustainable food.

“Our 350 ewes are reared traditionally using the same methods used by Wealdland Farmers 100s of years ago. We graze our sheep on well-managed, fresh pastures, ensuring happy, healthy sheep and great tasting meat.”

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Many of its products come with recipes and instructions for different cuts of meat so don’t worry if you’re not quite up to MasterChef standards of culinary expertise.

BBQ packs are also available, offering a combination of fresh burgers, sausages and lamb and the team can also cater for small parties and local events with its mobile BBQ service.

Julia said: “It’s rewarding selling direct as we get very positive feedback from customers. People notice the difference in flavour and unlike with many other retailers, our clients know exactly where the lamb they are eating comes from. “Our mobile BBQ service is really popular and people find our recipes cards helpful when trying to make the best of the lamb.”

Julia and Simon started farming together when they met on a tenanted farm in 1998. As first generation tenant farmers this was not easy, but with a lot of hard work, a devoted passion for farming and a great sense of humour they created a sound business and a secure family home.

Julia said: “Out of necessity tenant farmers have always had to try to be diverse and inventive in their ways. Living where you work and working

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where you live means there’s no room for failure. The rent has to be paid, so the business has to be profitable.

“With supermarkets taking more control of the market we felt selling direct to our customers was the best way forward. Adapting and improving our working practises by introducing Sussex Lamb to our existing farming business ensures we continue to evolve and meet our customers’ needs.”

The lush and fertile grassland of the Sussex Weald that adjoins the Feakes’ farm makes the perfect habitat for Sussex Lamb’s sheep.

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us with the best source of income and the best quality products.”

March is one of Julia’s busiest but most enjoyable times of year with the new lambs are born, and she is happy to share this amazing time with the locals.

She said: “We are always excited by the first lambs as it signals spring is on the way.

The pupils from our local school in Shipley are able to see the lambs and keep up to date with their progress through our website.

“From then on though the farming year goes so quickly.

There are so many different

an area of mixed farming (dairy farms with cows producing milk, beef cattle, and sheep, and corn grown for bedding and feed for the animals during winter), it offers the ideal environment for fostering Michelin-standard lamb.

But according to Julia, this is becoming an all too rare way of farming, ultimately leading to mass-scale compromise of the standard of meat we consume.

She said: “Sadly there are very few farms left with a mixture of livestock and arable but we have tried to continue to farm this way as it provides

things going on all the time it’s hard to keep up. There are many obstacles in farming but with every obstacle we try to find a solution.

“Livestock farming is full of surprises and you never stop learning, which is what makes it such an interesting way of life.”

Looking to the future Julia and Simon want to secure their own farm or a long-term tenancy for their son who plans to continue the family business.

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FSB Wine tasting tour The Crawley, Horsham and Mid Sussex Branch of the Federation of Small Businesses is hosting a Wine & Tasting Discovery Tour on Monday 27th September at Bolney Wine Estate, Bookers Vineyard, Foxhole Lane, Bolney RH17 5NB. This will be a great opportunity to experience how a working vineyard and winery operate.

The evening starts at 6pm

for 6.30pm with the tour. A 'Sussex Ploughman's' meal will be served afterwards, followed by the talk and wine tasting.

Non FSB members are most welcome. The cost is £15. Pre-booking is essen-

tial and for further information and to book a place, please call Jane or Sharon at the Regional Office on 01403 734257.

l A new page on Horsham District Council’s website for checking rubbish and recycling collections is proving very popular.

Here residents of the district can enter in their postcode to find out which days

their household rubbish and recycling will be collected on.

Visit the homepage of www.horsham.gov.uk and click on the bin collection dates link under popular pages on the right hand side.

l Drainage improvements on the A281 Long Hill in Crabtree, Lower Beeding, will start from Monday September 13th.

The £63,000 West Sussex County Council scheme involves installing new larger drainage pipes and gullies to absorb excess surface water, and replacing damaged drains.

The work is scheduled to take up to five weeks to complete. It will be carried out Monday to Friday from 7.30am to 5.30pm and Saturdays from 7.30am to 1pm.

l Old Barn Nursery & Garden Centre is supporting Macmillan Cancer Support’s national ‘World’s Biggest Coffee Morning’ this September (2010) by offering customers free tea and coffee for a donation.

The nursery, at Dial Post on the A24, is inviting people to join in with the coffee morning in aid of the charity on Friday, September 24th from 9am-12pm.

If any other groups are holding an event and would like a mention email ben@the-resident.co.uk

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Fighting back from inferno Left: Seaboard Southern layouts Back in July, an arson attack in Tilgate Park hit a number of community groups.

Three of the huts were destroyed in a blaze in the early hours, depriving several groups, including Ariel Company Theatre, of a base.

Another of those groups using one of the affected huts as a clubhouse was Crawley based model railway club Seaboard Southern, which has a number of Horsham based members due to its specialist nature.

But the club has bounced back and is hosting its annual show in Horsham on 25th September.

“This is our opportunity to show the hobby enthusiasts and public in general that while we may be down, we’re not out and we’re heading back up” said Alan Crooks, Chairman of the Club.

“Although we lost everything, only one layout destined for our show was actually caught in the fire so the exhibition is relatively unaffected”.

The majority of the layouts to be displayed come

from the all over the South of England and are the effort of many different clubs and enthusiasts.

Totalling 11 layouts, the exhibition will cover a variety of scales from the diminutive Z scale to the much larger ‘O’ Scale.

Trade stands will also feature on the day.

Seaboard Southern is asking everyone to support them by attending the Show to make it the most successful in its history.

The show will be held at The Holbrook Club, North Heath Lane in Horsham. The venue offers hot and cold food and a licensed bar together with free ample parking.

Doors open at 10:30am and there’s a small admission charge.

On show will be several visiting layouts, all with a North American theme, and there will also be a selection of traders with new and second hand models, books and equipment.

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Osprey swoops by Reserve House Martins build up food reserves for the winter, Harvest Mice released at Chesworth Farm and Osprey and Redstarts are sighted during the summer at Warnham Nature Reserve, writes Neil Henry

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The summer is coming to an end and many of the flowering plants have reverted to seedheads.

This makes them particularly attractive to finches and flocks of Goldfinches can be seen feeding on the thistle heads.

Over the pond, House Martins are feeding on the plentiful insects – building their food reserves for their long flights ahead to Africa.

Many of the summer visitors have already left for their migration and others have called, on passage. Recent sightings, last weekend, included an Osprey and Redstarts. Butterflies, in particular the Speckled Wood and Common Blue, and Roedeer are seen most days.

The Quekett Microscopical Club paid a visit in MidAugust and, although the weather was less than friendly, some interesting specimens were observed from the Reserve’s ponds.

The ‘Wildlife Explorers’

have a Pond Dipping day on Saturday 11th September.

Although principally intended for accompanied younger visitors, there will be a chance for all to identify and inspect specimens through Graham’s microscope.

In order to prevent any cross-contamination, only the equipment belonging to the Reserve will be used and ‘personal’ nets, etc., must not be brought onto the site.

The Friends of Warnham are hosting another ‘ticket only’ Bird Ringing event on Sunday 19th September, which is already fully booked. It is hoped that another will be programmed next year Inside the Visitors Centre, there is a display of photographs, taken by Jake Everitt, the new warden.

Entries to the Nature Photographer of the Year will be around the walls of the Visitor Centre from early October to December. All are welcome to visit!

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Further releases of the captive-bred Harvest Mice have taken place at Chesworth Farm, while on the Millpond, the Common Terns have now departed.

The Great Crested Grebes had a late chick which is growing fast and can be heard following its parents, pleading for a free meal.

Herons are again plentiful and Cormorants have begun Swallow feeding young (Kevin Attree) to arrive again for the season. Although many are present, the Mallards have their less conspicuous ‘eclipse’ plumage.

Other water birds include Little Grebe, Tufted Duck, Coot, Moorhen and Mandarin, which can be seen most days. There are also Kingfishers about.

Work is proceeding to enclose the meadow beside the Millpond, prior to the introduction of some new ‘management consultants’.

A small flock of Hebridean sheep (all boys!) will be resident grass cutters for a few Friday 03 September 2010 | the resident Roedeer at the park (K. Attree) months.

Family brewer launches Trail

Regional family brewer Hall and Woodhouse have launched their Sussex Pub Trail which encourages customers to visit any 10 pubs to receive a T-shirt or any 20 pubs to receive a rugby shirt.

39,000 booklets have been printed with the pubs promoted inside.

Customers simply visit any variety of the pubs that they choose, purchasing a drink inside and get their booklet stamped.

“This idea of a Pub Trail is not something new, but we are hoping it will be something to help encourage customers to visit our pubs.

We are very proud of our pubs across Sussex, there is a variety of beautiful countryside pubs as well as lively town centre pubs; all of which offer customers something dif-

ferent.

“The Pub Trail will be running from now until the 26th November so there is no pressure for customers to rush to complete it”, Mark Woodhouse, Hall and Woodhouse

Chairman explains.

“Our Business Partners and Pub Managers are very excited about the trail and are looking forward to welcoming both new and returning customers and helping them on their way to receiving a premium rugby shirt.”

There is a website to support the website which will be launched the week commencing 30th August (www.pubtrail.co.uk) On this site there is a map which shows all of the pubs on the trail as well as places in interest.

Customers can either order a booklet online which will get posted to them, or they can download the pages which need to be stamped and can complete the trail using the online map to locate the pubs taking part.

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Steyning line film Southwater Village hall Committee are putting on a one off film show called Southwater and District on film on 21st October.

The film will cover the end of Southwater Brickworks and a rare chance to travel on one of the last trains on the Steyning Line from Southwater to Brighton.

The cost for this is £4 and can be obtained from Wheelwright House, Worthing Road Southwater or on 01403 730263.

Doors open at 7pm for 7.30pm start.

All the funds raised from this event will go to toward the installation of solar panels on the village hall.

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Help Leukaemia kids and see U2!

Last year, Horsham mum gave intention of her plan to run three marathons in a year to help raise funds for Children with Leukaemia.

Gen Gordon’s five-year-old Edward suffers from Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia (ALL), the most common type of leukaemia in young children.

He was diagnosed aged twoand-a-half, and has since been undergoing chemotherapy every day.

Gen was true to her word, competing in two London marathons and the New York Marathon to raise funds for the charity.

Now she has helped organise a charity auction and quiz at the White Horse, Hascombe, near Dunsfold in Surrey.

The auction includes VIP tickets to see U2, Chelsea football tickets, a signed photograph of Jenson Button,

Gen Gordon, son Ed and Johnny Beckett, landlord of The White Horse in Hascombe four-ball at Cottesmore Golf Club, Come Dine with Me for six with the chef from Guy Richie’s pub The Punchbowl, Carriage driving lessons and more.

The evening is being held in aid of Children with

Leukaemia.

The quiz starts at 7.30pm, costing £5 per head for a team of six, with prizes for the top three. The auction will be held after the quiz.

Edward spends a significant amount of time in hospital (ei-

Following the popularity of the Friday Night Project @ Costa in Horsham, the initiative is set to start again this week (10 September).

The Friday Night Project @ Costa returns with the aim to provide a safe, informal meeting place for young people, from 7pm on Friday evenings.

Costa Coffee in Horsham’s West Street will open its doors to young people aged 15 to 17 to meet friends and to share a coffee and natter.

The project is an initiative backed by Costa Coffee, Horsham District Council, Ringway, Horsham Rotary Club and West Sussex Youth Service.

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Gen said: “I cannot describe the pain and illness he suffers so gallantly. Moreover there are no words that do his bravery justice.

“There are a lot of charities offering assistance for parents and carers, but this charity is the only work that raises funds for research into a cure.

“It is an amazing charity which is doing vital work funded solely through public donation.”

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Live music

This Saturday (11th) there’s an Open Mic Night at Gary’s Live Music Club at Coolham Village Hall. The night features John Cave and Gary Holder will be opening the night with a tuba solo. Doors open at 7.30pm, and admission is free.

The Askew sisters are at Horsham Folk Club on 19th September at 8pm.

Their robust musicianship allows them to switch around at will, colluding and colliding during the course of a performance.

Tickets: £6 (Members £4), under 18s and students free; available on the door at the Drill Hall from 7.45pm.

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Fun, friends and music Earlier this year, a mother of two set up sessions for children to spend a fun, happy hour of games and music.

Six months on and Debbie Henshall’s Musical Friends sessions have proved to be a great success in Horsham, Roffey and Mannings Heath.

Debbie said: “When I had my first child, Jack, I started

child minding, but when I had Keira it obviously changed things.

“For a lot of parents the costs of childcare and play groups are very high and you have to book in advance, which costs you money even if you are on holiday or your child is ill.

“So with this scheme, it’s just a pay as you play format,

and we try to make it fun for all children, from birth up to the age of five so there’s no need to go to different venues if you have more than one young child.

“We just try to provide a fun, high quality service in a relaxed atmosphere.”

Musical Friends provide a variety of different games, such as the parachute game

(pictured behind Debbie, above) and things such as bubble play.

Children also learn and sing nursery rhymes during the one hour sessions, which cost just £4 which includes refreshments. There’s a 10% discount for Springboard members, and is free for children under 6months.

Sessions take place on the following days: Tuesday - Good Sheppard Church, Mannings Heath, Horsham, 10-11am.

Thursday - Millennium Hall, Crawley Road, Roffey, 1011am St Marks Church, North Heath, Horsham, 1.152.15pm

Friday - Horsham Youth Centre, Hurst Road, Horsham, 10-11am.

Musical Friends has been up and running for six months

For more information call Debbie on 01403 240777, email musical.friends@yahoo.co.uk or visit the website at www.musical-friends.co.uk

Musical Friends A fun happy hour of music and games for children and babies from birth to 5 years of age Pay as you go sessions, No need to book and no hidden costs, 10% Discount for springboard members, Free for under 6 months, Childminders, carers and sibling discount Come join in the fun and enjoy spending time with your little one in a friendly atmosphere : Nursery rhymes Movement and dance Action songs Parachute play Refreshments and more Musical friends is focused on providing a fun high quality service in relaxed friendly atmosphere.

Contact me for further information or for your free trial it would be great to hear from you.

Tuesday Good Sheppard Church Mannings Heath (next to the Village Store) 10.00 - 11.00

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Two thirds agree with station plan There are plans to jazz up Horsham’s station.

It’s nothing too fancy, with a few tweaks to the bodywork rather than a whole new design, but we can expect certainly a new traffic layout at the front of the station.

The results of a consultation into plans to provide a ‘gateway feature’ at Horsham Railway Station are to be presented to North Horsham County Local Committee. The meeting is being held on Monday, 13th September in the Goodwood Room, County Hall North, Chartway, Horsham, at 7pm.

Committee members will hear that over two thirds of people that responded to the consulta-

tion supported the proposed improvements.

Some of the suggestions, comments and issues raised during the consultation will also be discussed.

Chairman of the Committee Brad Watson OBE said: Many of the comments and suggestions received during the consultation are to be used to produce a revised design.

“We hope that this will result in improvements which meet people’s needs and overall make train journeys easier.”

Here at The Resident, we’re hoping for new slide open doors at the entrance, and a few less doors at the front entrance as they look like public toilets.

It’s likely that cars will no longer be able to pull up in front of the station

You can also quiz chiefs about plans to update the Fire and Rescue Services.

A draft improvement plan drawn up by West Sussex County Council Fire and Rescue Service will be one of the headline items at the next public meeting of North Horsham County Local Committee.

The meeting, which is being held in the Goodwood Room,

County Hall North, Chartway, Horsham, on Monday, 13th September, at 7pm, will feature a presentation from Sean Ruth, Deputy County Fire Officer.

The draft plan is designed to update the Fire and Rescue Service and ensure it has the right resources, and proposes a new training centre and station in Broadbridge Heath which will include training facilities.

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Pastel artist Stephen Hawkins will be back at Southwater Art Club this month to demonstrate how to produce a picture entitled “A River in Summer”.

The demonstration is held on September 16th at the Village Hall in Church Lane, Southwater.

Doors open from 7pm. The entrance fee is £3.50 for members and £5.50 for non members, payable on the door, which includes refreshments. A raffle will also be held during the evening.

For further information about the demonstration or the Southwater Art Club contact the Secretary on 01403 733838 or visit www.southwaterartclub.co.uk

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Ten or so years ago, Liz Asher could barely move around her room in the halls of residence at London University.

Studying philosophy, Liz jokes that she had a lot of time to pursue her passion for painting, and this eventually led to her first solo exhibition.

In the years that followed, solo and joint exhibitions as well as several commissions followed, while Liz’s style changed and progressed, not least in 2000 when her work took on more spiritual influences.

Liz’s work was seen at the Victoria and Albert Museum, London, The Music Rooms, Bond Street and even as visuals at a Fatboy Slim concert on Brighton Beach!

But in a story that will be familiar to many women, the brushes were stored away as the matter of being a mother became the most important thing in Liz’s life.

But three children and five years later, Liz is back

a symbolic image of a dove in flight.

Liz said: “I was thinking of having a spiritual exhibition but it does put some people off. But what I did want to capture is beauty and I thought ‘what is more beautiful than birds?’

“At the moment there’s a lot of negativity in art- a lot of artists seem intent on creating something that shocks people, but I think art is about showing beauty.

“I’ve changed styles due to various influences and I’ve done some strange and abstract paintings in the past, but I think my paint-

painting and has lined up two exhibitions, the first held in Horsham later this month.

Liz, from Billingshurst, said: “I have one child at school now and one at preschool, so when the baby is asleep I’m able to paint.

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work for her first exhibition in several years.

The exhibition has the theme of ‘On the Wing’, a variety of large and small images focusing on birds, including two paintings on a peg board and The Descent,

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A little bit of Italy at family restaurant Just when you think you know it all...Horsham reveals another gem which is worth investigating.

Run by the Raciti family, the new Italian restaurant Carmela offers an authentic Italian dining experience for all the family.

Carmela opened it doors just six weeks ago on Denne Road.

Some of us may remember the original Pizza eaterie which closed some years ago - leaving the building empty and lifeless.

Now it is once again a delight as the 16th century listed building has been completely renovated from top to toe in a contemporary yet charming style which is both warm and inviting.

‘A little touch of Italy ‘ is how Francesco describes it. And it does feels just like that - with an Italian mural on one wall, lit lime candles, dark table linen rustic wooden floors and a little bit of Italian chatter in the background.

Personally I relish the fact that there is no humming air

conditioning - nothing to blast you away with when it’s time for you ‘to go.’ You genuinely feel like a welcome guest in their family run business and not hurried in any way.

As you would expect, the menu offers the traditional Italian breads, pizzas and pastas dishes but there is also a range of other dishes to delight including: Swordfish and pan fried Calf’s liver with creamy mashed potato. Cooked to perfection by the way.

All of the dishes are homemade on the premises and the dough is specially made to an authentic family recipe. We also ordered a pizza, with a choice of our own favourite toppings – so in our case lots of chilli, capers, anchovies and a touch of swordfish too! Delicious.

Interestingly, the pizza arrived on a bread board already cut - an absolute invitation to ditch the knife and fork and eat with your fingers. Some people would say it tastes better that way.

As well as the main restaurant downstairs - upstairs reveals another large dining room which accommodates up to 50 diners (perfect for a private party!) and also a small private meeting room complete with a sofa for just a handful of people.

The building is fully ‘wifi-ed’ and anyone is welcome to drop by at any time of day with their laptop - or indeed book some private space for meetings - or just so they can work in peace.

You won’t be getting in anyone’s way if you are still there at 4pm in the afternoon with a cup of coffee - all the Raciti family are sitting around the bar downstairs and getting ready for evening service.

Mama Carmela is there - as are other family members including: your host Francesco, his sister Rossella - and chef Alessandro as much a part of the business as ever.

Carmela also boasts a comfortable sheltered garden – so weather permitting you can enjoy the authentic Italian din-

ing experience ‘al fresco.’

Or even just indulge in a glass of wine with a plate of olives.

The Carmela restaurant is open six days a week from 8am (Closed on Mondays). Why so early...? You might wonder - its because you can also order a sumptuous full English breakfast - or even book a private breakfast meeting. The breakfast service is proving to be very popular for those in the know particularly on a Saturday. The Italians are known to be great hosts and one of the things that sets Carmela apart for me from perhaps some of the major chains – is the very personal service you receive. It is just so nice to be properly greeted by your host with a warm handshake and on leaving a personal goodbye.

Once you have been to Carmela - you know you will be back again. The relaxed family style at Carmela offers an authentic Italian restaurant experience - and a little bit of ‘Italy’ too.

New to Horsham, Carmela restaurant offers authentic home made cuisine from the south of Italy. Surrounded by olive trees and a beautiful outside dining area, Carmela really is the jewel in Horsham’s crown.

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Campaign gains new support The people of Southwater gathered near fields under threat of development at the weekend, to remind local decision makers that they’ve not forgotten the major issue looming over the village.

Southwater was one of the options being looked at for a huge new housing develop-

ment in Horsham District Council’s Core Strategy document.

As it transpires, the new coalition government has scrapped the previous government’s demand for high levels of new builds, and across the country these Core Strategies are being scrapped.

Horsham though, has given no

indication that it will follow suit, and intends to follow through the work that has been in progression in many years.

This all leaves Southwater in a rather perilous situation, at least from the perspective of the 4,000 or so people who have signed a petition against the plans.

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Polly Purton, of two Mile Ash Road, said: “There is a wonderful lattice-work of footpaths over fields, along hedgerows and through ancient woodland in this area, and it is unbelievable that the Parish and Dis-

trict Councils would even consider burying it beneath thousands of houses, This year is the European year of bio-diversity. We have it all here in Southwater please do not take it away.”

A website - www.keepsouthwatergreen.co.uk - has also been set up, as a way of communicating with people in the village and keeping them updated.

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Road Methodist Church lounge, English Chess Federation President CJ de Mooi congratulated Horsham on winning the Club of the Year Award for 2010.

Mr de Mooi, a regular on the TV quiz Eggheads, spoke enthusiastically about the lifelong enjoyment that the game provides and his work as Federation President, before presenting the award (an engraved glass trophy, a certificate and a digital chess clock), the three league trophies won last season and the various club trophies.

He was presented with a copy of "The History of Horsham Chess Club 1879 to 2009” by John Cannon, who CJ actually played and drew against while a member of the Brighton club in 2001.

However, CJ has vowed to return it to the club as an additional memento of their achievement, after he has had the copy signed by former world chess champions Gary Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov, and Nigel Short, the former World Championship finalist and British number two, at a dinner in London.

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Still Rocking and Rolling The Tanners Arms? Isn’t that the quiet, out-of-town pub with the odd pensioner propped up against the bar feeding his dog pork scratchings?

Not anymore it isn’t.

Since early 2009 The Tanners Arms has had a drastic change of direction under the leadership of its new landlady Lyndsay Campbell.

Former landlady at the popular Dog and Duck in Kingsfold, Lyndsay Campbell was thrilled to be handed the keys to the pub on Brighton Road, Horsham.

Her aim was to rejuvenate the pub and put it on the map as a friendly, traditional pub catering for all ages.

Lyndsay said: “Having been involved in the pub trade for the past 18 years, I make it my personal goal to make sure all my customers experience a welcoming friendly and relaxing atmosphere when they visit.”

Lyndsay has taken great care to refurbish and freshen up the decor whilst making sure she doesn’t destroy its traditional features and charm.

You enter the building by a central doorway with the option to go left or right. On the left there is

a cosy snug, ideal for a quiet winter’s evening with a loved one in front of a roaring fire, enjoying your favourite tipple.

“Some customers even ask permission to go into the snug thinking it’s a private room”, adds Lyndsay.

Turn left and you enter the main bar with its fresh and clean decor and selection of music art on the walls. It is here that you start to realise what type of pub the Tanners Arms is; a relaxing, cosy, homely public house in the day, and a popular lively gig venue in the evening.

Now known for showcasing up and coming bands, the Tanners Arms hosts three nights of live music a week. Wednesday is their open mic night hosted by the infamous Slippery T, where talented musicians take to the stage and perform spontaneous sets to

a hungry crowd, with Friday and Saturday being dedicated to the live bands.

Jamie ‘Stan’ Stanley a local singer/songwriter, music producer and open mic regular, hosts the acoustic nights, showcasing local artists every fourth Friday of the month. ”The open mic nights have been a great success and we really want to get other acts in-

volved,” says Stan. So if you’re a budding young comedian and ready to perform in front of a live audience, get down to the Tanners.

All in all The Tanners Arms is still very much a traditional pub with all your favourite fixtures and fittings such as a dart board, fruit machine and bar billiard

table.

There is even an old upright piano, situated against the wall but like most modern pubs this is no ornament - more often than not you’ll find someone tinkling on the ivories whilst being accompanied by singing supporters.

Lyndsay is also very keen to support local charities and last weekend she hosted a successful charity event in support of Cancer Research UK, raising £600 at the last count.

The evening went extremely well as customers got involved with the tombola and raffle, the live band Startled Hamsters even donated their fee to the charity whilst a local customer Chloe auctioned her favourite teddy by asking people around town to guess it’s name.

So it’s no surprise that Lyndsay is over the moon with her appointment at the Tanners and that more people are flocking to see what all the fuss is about.

Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones paid a visit in the 60s to play as an up and coming band.

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Courtney chases a Phone hoax in Kenya Teen Queen dream Weird news from Planet Earth

Mobile phone users in Kenya have fallen for a hoax which says receiving calls from particular numbers can kill them.

AFP reports that a text message circulating since Tuesday informs users that 27 people had suddenly died of a brain haemorrhage after picking up calls from numbers listed in the SMS.

"Please inform all your friends and relatives soon, it's urgent," read the text.

A boy of 15 who has never been to school has become the youngest student for more than two centuries to win a place at Cambridge University.

Arran Fernandez, who was educated at home by his father, Neil, will start a mathematics degree at Fitzwilliam College next month.

It will make him the youngest

Cambridge student since 14year-old William Pitt the Younger studied there in 1773.

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with exporting the endangered boas without a permit, said Shamsuddin Osman, an official with Malaysia's wildlife department.

Smoking is good!

Russia's finance minister has urged his countrymen and women to support the country by drinking and smoking more.

Alexei Kudrin called for increased consumption of tobacco and alcohol in a bid to boost the state's revenues.

"If you smoke a pack of cigarettes, that means you are giving more to help solve social

problems. "People should understand: Those who drink, those who smoke are doing more to help the state.”

The perfect partner An Italian businessman missed his ex-girlfriend so much after she dumped him that he paid £12,000 to recreate her as a realistic sex doll.

The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex for Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin to work on.

"I want it just like her but with bigger boobs," he reportedly re-

quested. Mr Bortolin, who hasn't named the man, creates silicone sex dolls at the factory behind his shop in Treviso, Italy.

two that will go through to the final. In this world of pushy mums with high expectations, it seems that others are willing to pay out a lot of money to ensure their girl progresses.

But Courtney said: “You have to pay to vote, and I’m not asking anyone to spend all that money so I can go through. It would be great to get to the final, but we’ll just see how it goes.”

Courtney does hope that she can one day be a model though. “That would be the aim but I love dancing too and have performed a solo dance at a care home for the elderly with Millais School, and I’d love to dance in music videos in the future too,” she said.

The text vote will end at 11.30pm on 15th September.

Courtney and Mischa have

and have been selected to go through to the next stage of the competition. Now we’re waiting to see how the vote goes on the website to see if we are going through to the grand final in London.”

At the moment, Courtney is doing well in the overall standings but is not in the top

both been listed as the Teen Queen 16-19 year old contestants on the website, because they will both be 16 by the time of next year’s final.

You can vote at www.missteenqueenuk.com, by texting the name to 84205 or calling 0901 656 1515 and selecting contestant #30.

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A Malaysian man pleaded guilty to wildlife smuggling after his bag bursting with 95 live boa constrictors broke open on a luggage conveyer belt at Kuala Lumpur International Airport, an official said Friday.

Keng Liang "Anson" Wong, 52, who was previously convicted of wildlife trafficking in the United States, was charged Wednesday in a district court

There are many girls who dream of a glittering career as a model, and it all starts here, at the Beauty Pageant.

One young girl hoping to become a Catwalk Queen is 15year-old Courtney Rowlands.

Millais schoolgirl Courtney recently travelled to London with her friend Mischa Hand, also 15.

The two enjoyed all the glamour of a professional photo shoot, and have now been put forward to the next stage, where they hope to progress to the final.

Mischa and Courtney were singled out by organisers of the Teen Queen UK contest while visiting the cinema in Crawley, and thought it would be a great thing to experience.

Courtney said: “We both went along to the photo shoot

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Full marks for Farlington Strong worth ethic, small classes and individual attention pays dividends for pupils at Farlington Farlington school near broadbridge heath, horsham is delighted to report that in recent gcse examinations ten girls who sat their gcse english literature this summer gained full marks.

Of these ten, three girls achieved full marks overall (including coursework) they were Harley Evans, Lydia O’Sullivan and Meghan Bradford.

Meghan follows in her sister’s footsteps as Sorcha also achieved full marks in English Literature at Farlington two years previously.

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achieved 53% A* and A’s.

Headmistress Jonnie Goyer said: “These fantastic results are a great tribute to the hard work and commitment of the girls and their teachers, and they are fully deserved.

“The value of a strong work ethic, small classes and individual attention could hardly be more clearly demonstrated.

I am delighted that the girls’ efforts have been so well rewarded, particularly in a year when the competition for university places is so intense.

“These terrific young women have not only

high overall. At GCSE 52% of all grades were A*/A with a 95% pass rate A*- C, whilst at A Level girls

achieved highly in their exams but those going on to university have also been able to secure the university

places of their choice.”

Farlington has an active old girls’ association and is always interested to hear what past pupils have gone on to achieve.

One such old girl is now a lecturer in English at Liverpool University, Dr. Alex Harris. Dr Harris has been long-listed for the Guardian’s First Book Award. She is one of ten new authors competing for this prestigious award, which comes with a £10,000 prize.

Her book ‘Romantic Moderns’ is a study of English writers, artists and the Imagination from Virginia Woolf to John Piper.

“these Fantastic results are a great tribute to the hard work oF the girls and teachers”

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boarding school for girls aged 3 - 18, with a co-educational Nursery, just outside Horsham. Here girls thrive in a school where they feel secure, happy and valued and examination results are excellent.

To find out more do come to one of our forthcoming Open Events: Monday 20th September 6.00-8.00pm Sixth Form Evening Saturday 2nd October 10.00am-12.00noon Open Morning

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Fast Boys romp to triathlon triumph Most of us might wonder why anyone would want to do this - wake up bright and early on a Sunday morning, swim in a freezing cold lake, jump on a bike and then charge around a country park a couple of times.

Yet hundreds of competitors turned out for the Amphibians 2 triathlon Club’s Southwater Relay Race at the weekend.

Over 130 teams of 3 people took part, with each person having to swim 400 metres in duckinfested waters, cycle 18.8 kilometres then run 3.8 kilometres around Southwater Country Park.

The local club’s biggest annual event attracted

a strong field, although not present were promising hopefuls for the Olympics Alistair and Jonathan Browlee.

Instead, winning by two and a half minutes were the incredibly consistent Fast Boys CBA team.

The individual times of Mark Davis, Gary Pearce and Mark Tickner were just nine seconds apart, but Mark’s opening leg of 52.03 just the best of the bunch.

In second place were Peter Hayes, Nick Varley and Neil Harris in the Hard and Dangerous team, in front of Tuff Side (Damon Turner, Christian Faires and David Risebrow).

In an excellent 20th overall were Girls on Top, in a team time of 3:00:28. Susie Fairfax’s superb opening leg of 57:08 was back up by Lauren Whitmore and Katie Crowe.

CWTC Chicks were 27th overall, about three minutes behind the leading women. And there were fine individual performances all the way down through the order, and great support and camaraderie amongst the runners.

For a full results list and for more information about the Amphibians 2 Triathlon Club visit the website at www.a2tri.com

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Nell celebrates 105th birthday A resident of Osmund Court Extra Care Scheme in Billingshurst has celebrated her 105th Birthday with fellow residents and care team.

Nell Hurkett was suffering from a deterioration of her memory when it was decided it would probably be best for her to move to Osmund Court where she could retain her independence in her own flat whilst having access to 24 hour support if she needs it.

Her son, Dennis, commented

on raising a toast for Nell, “Nell has settled very well here in Osmund Court, thanks to the excellent care and support she has received from Caremark – at this rate we will soon be booking for her 110th Birthday!”

Julie Ebardo, Care Manager for Caremark at Osmund Court commented: “Nell is always so cheerful. Our local GP was amazed at her health, Nell loves her glass of sherry, newspaper, crosswords and is always keeping one eye open for a boyfriend!”

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Hospice gift fair It’s time for the St Catherine’s Hospice Autumn Gift 22nd Angel Productions, e aFair, newly and 23rd September, at the formed local theatre group, priare vate home oftheir The first Burrell Family, performing show at Knepp Castle, The Capitol in Shipley.

Horsham next Over 70 stalls await visitors in week. a luxury marquee, The show, calledoffering ‘Simply Glee’ everything local produce can be seenfrom on 9th-10th Septemfoods to ber at and 7pmhome-made and 7.30pmcakes respecgifts for her, him and baby, from tively. house-wares linens to as a Simply Gleeand is described leather bags, designer clothing song and dance show with eight and the latest swimwear. talented singers, led by Clare The Preview Nightand on Tom Cordell, Becky Hunt Wednesday 22 September,

6.30pm-9pm, is sponsored by Coutts & Coathis year, offers Tilley, and group of and young guests wine, canapés and sociadancers from the Euphoric ble background to enjoy Dance Companymusic in Crawley. whilst shopping.

The songs are all popular Advance pursongs fromtickets the hitcan TV be series chased from Paula on 01293 'Glee' including Proud Mary, Give 447367 at £15Somebody per person.

Up The Funk, to Love Fair Day is on 23rd and Lean on Me,Thursday but you don’t September, have to be a9.30am-4pm. 'gleek' to loveAdmisSimsion is £5 which includes a cofply Glee. fee and trendy cupcake. The event is organised by from the New Tickets cost £8.50 the box Horizons Appeal in aid of St Office on 01403 750220 Catherine’s Hospice.

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Directorial debut Meet Erica is a flawless show Review

Manor Theatre Group The Lying Kind A new memorial garden has been created at Hills Cemetery in Horsham.

Hills Cemetery is situated in a quiet and peaceful area just off Guildford Road and has been open for more than 100 years.

The new memorial garden has attractive rose beds, which contain specially selected fragrant and disease resistant roses. A rose bush can be purchased and placed in the rose beds with a bronze memorial plaque to commemorate loved ones.

The area also features attractive tree and shrub planting where ashes may be scattered.

The cemetery also has a multi-faith chapel where memorial services can be held. There is the option to have non religious services and the bookings can be made directly with the Council or through funeral directors.

The cemetery is run by Horsham District Council. If you require any further information please call 01403 253191 or email cemeteries@horsham.gov.uk

written by Anthony Neilson In a departure from their usual repertoire, Manor Theatre Group delighted audiences last weekend with a highly professional production of the contemporary Scottish playwright Anthony Neilson’s The Lying Kind.

A farce in the genre coined ‘inyer-face theatre’ – vulgar, shocking and confrontational stage material used to involve and affect their audiences – Manor’s performance did not fail to deliver. In her directorial debut, Suzanne Cottingham offered a flawless production with strong and powerful performances from the perfectly matched cast.

Fresh from their award-winning performances at the Leatherhead Drama Festival, Darren Worsfold (Constable Blunt) and Dennis Manning

(Constable Gobbel) gave us another first-class offering with their dynamic duo antics delivered with perfect syncopation and wit; Nikko Bristo (Garson), despite being heavily pregnant with twins, was eccentric and shocking, her facial expressions stealing the show; Karen Jackson (Gronya), having come up from back stage to take on a major onstage role, was terrifying and brutal and she should be very proud of her accomplishments; John Oade (Balthasar) was debonair and charming as al-

ways; Craig Bruce (Reverend Shandy) played the bumbling vicar hilariously, as if he were born for the part; and Katie Felton (Carol) was gritty and gutsy.

The competence of the cast was matched by the quality of the scenery, sound and lighting.

Indeed, Manor have proved with this production that, despite being a troupe of amateur actors, they are more than capable of producing professional, commercially viable theatre.

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There’s more to come from Manor Theatre Group this month.

On 17th and 18th September the group present Erica and Me, a one act play by Alan Robinson. Come and meet Simon, Mr and Mrs Collings, Erica, Erica and yes, you guessed it, Erica in this fast paced farce.

What do you do when you’re a single man in a family orientated company looking for a promotion? What you shouldn’t do is invent a girlfriend and then have your boss invite himself and his wife over for dinner to meet her.

So, what do you do then? You hire an escort to pretend to be your girlfriend of course but what you don’t do, ever, is assume that the girl that turns up on your doorstep is the girl you hired.

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Join us on The RaT Pack Vegas sPecTaculaR Friday 17 september 7.30pm A sensational show featuring the greatest music from the 20th century with classics such as Come Fly With Me, Under My Skin and Mr Bojangles.

BaRnsToRmeRs comedy sunday 19 september 7.30pm Barnstormers are back for a new season of comedy in The Studio with three top acts from the London circuit.

PePPa Pig’s PaRTy Wednesday 22 & Thursday 23 september 10am, 1pm & 4pm Join Peppa Pig and all her friends in this imaginative show full of brand new songs, muddy puddles and oinks!

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naTional TheaTRe liVe in The cinema: PhedRe Thursday 23 september 7pm Consumed by an uncontrollable passion for her young stepson and believing Theseus, her absent husband, to be dead, Phèdre (Helen Mirren) confesses her darkest desires and enters the world of nightmare.

cinema Fri 10 - Thu 16 september

Jimmy TaRBuck Friday 24 september 7.30pm Take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with this master of light entertainment, in a fantastically funny evening of comedy for grown ups.

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sunday 26 september 7.30pm Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra presents an evening of music and song - the classic big band sound of the 1940s.

mugenkyo Taiko dRummeRs Tuesday 28 september 7.30pm A theatrical stage show featuring powerful taiko rhythms, huge drums, dramatic choreography & delicate bamboo flute & percussion.

an eVening oF claiRVoyance Psychic Tony sTockWell Wednesday 29 september 7.30pm One of the country’s most well known and respected mediums, Tony stockwell gives a voice to those in the unseen world without voices.

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Gearing up for season Michael Gattrell

Different Beats from Mugenkyo It’s an impressive array of talent coming up at The Capitol, but they’ll be little in the new season that’s quite as breathtaking as the Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers.

The Drummers are on tour in the UK with their full concert of powerful taiko rhythms, huge drums, dramatic choreography and delicate bamboo flute and percussion, presented in a theatrical stage show.

Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers has been the driving force behind the growing taiko movement in the UK since their establishment in 1994.

The group have spearheaded developing taiko as a European art form, through high profile performances, television appearances and extensive touring.

The show comes to The Capitol on Tuesday, 28th September, at

7.30pm.

The 2010 concert features the beautiful dance artist Lale Sayoko, described as elegant, graceful, mysterious & mesmerising.

Through years of rigorous touring as Europe’s leading taiko drum group, Mugenkyo have developed a gritty passionate style that is uniquely their own, retaining the traditional spirit of taiko yet creating a contemporary sound and a modern stage show that has captivated audiences everywhere.

Drummer Miyuki explains: "A Mugenkyo concert is very varied, with a lot of light and shade, and also theatrical elements. Some of our songs are very high-energy with fast powerful rhythms.

“Some songs are slower and very grace-

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ful to watch, with highly choreographed and synchronised movement. Some songs involve quieter percussion instruments, such as gongs and bells. The concert is a whole experience in itself."

Fellow drummer Neil added: "This may sound like a cliché, but Taiko appeals to absolutely everyone, and cuts across every musical boundary.

“Mugenkyo perform at every kind of music festival - jazz, classical, rock, folk - and everyone loves Taiko.

“At our concerts we have a wide age range - from young clubbers to parents with their children, to typical middle aged concertgoers, to old-age pensioners.

Taiko really is the music of the people."

The drummers have captivated audiences for years, and it’s a rare treat to have them here in Horsham, so don’t miss out.

Tickets cost £18/14 from the Box Office on 01403 750220

Win tickets The Resident has teamed up with the Capitol to offer a reader a pair of tickets to the Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers show at the Capitol on 28th September, as well as show merchandise.

For a chance to win, answer this question: In what year were Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers established?

A)2010 B)1994 C)1990 Send your answer by email only to ben@the-resident.co.uk with the subject ‘Mugenkyo competition’. Answers must be received by 17th Sept 2010. One winner only. Please include full name, address and phone number. Details will not be passed on to any third party.

Going the Distance Erin's wry wit charms newly single Garrett over beer, bar trivia and breakfast the next morning. Their chemistry sparks a full-fledged summer fling, but neither expects it to last when the two head in different directions. But can it?

Stars: Drew Barrymore, Justin Long 10th-23rd Sept

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Well the children are back to school, people are back from their holidays and we start our autumn season of events.

Some shows are already sold out, which is great news and many more will be sold out by the time the event arrives.

The national press recently announced that the summer film programme on an international scale was not a busy one, but many people came through The Capitol’s doors to enjoy our programme especially Toy Story 3.. Did you see it?

Funny, scary but most of all a classic!

Our film schedule for the next few weeks features the romantic comedy Going the Distance, Julie Roberts stars in Eat Pray Love and Steve Coogan and Will Ferrell star in the action comedy The Other Guys.

Following many requests from our cus-

tomers we will be screening The Illusionist for three days in the main theatre in November and also Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky and The Girl Who Played With Fire will be screened in the coming weeks.

The legendary Jimmy Tarbuck OBE brings his wit and anecdotes to the main stage in a few weeks time - one not to miss and our monthly Barnstormers Comedy nights in The Studio start on the Sunday 19th September - get in quick as they sell out and it’s just the tonic to end the week!

I will be starting to let you know of some shows in 2011 that will be open for booking soon, so keep on reading The Resident and why not join us on Facebook for stop press news and ticket offers.

Michael

Jimmy Tarbuck is coming toThe Capitol

Dinner for Schmucks Tim, is an up-and-coming executive who has just received his first invitation to the "dinner for idiots," a monthly event hosted by his boss that promises bragging rights to the exec that shows up with the biggest buffoon.

Stars: Steve Carell, Paul Rudd 6th-16th Sept

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Encouraging Four bedroom new homehomes to rent figures out in Southwater

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Back on the Mapp Mouse in The Street After 18 years of success in Horsham, Mapp &&Company deGuy Leonard Companyhave is decided that the time is right for a lighted to be marketing a delightre-fit and new branding. ful Grade II Listed semi-detached The new logo was revealed at an period cottage in The Street, exclusive event last Friday (August Thakeham.

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The British Property Federation (BPF) has welcomed the announcement of a new deal that will create hundreds of homes forbyrent the south of England.

A survey thein Halifax reveals that our Berkeley Groupfrom will the construct 1,778 perfect property UK's favourite newshows properties in40% total of and 555 the of those TV is, with votes, open will be set aside for rental purposes plan homes of Ramsay Street where using fathe Homes and Communities (HCA)Scott primous former neighbours included vateCharlene rented sector scheme. and aka Jason Donovan and TheMinogue.

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The Halifax survey also asked how much DIY respondents were prepared to undertake in order to achieve their perfect home. 62% claimed they would make structural changes to their home, while 65% would tackle a loft conversion.

And when questioned about searching for a home, only half of respondents would select their other half as their ideal viewing partner.

House prices have dropped for the second month in a row, research has indicated.

According to the Nationwide the average cost of a dwelling fell by 0.9% in August. Chief economist at the establishment Martin Gahbauer said it is the first time since February 2009 the price of an abode has decreased for two consecutive months.

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Planning Applications

DC/10/1790 Fell 11 Leyland Cypress and 1 small Elder trees, along Western boundary Old School House Church Street West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2JW

Planning applications submitted to Horsham District Council under the Town and Country Planning Acts and related legislation requiring statutory publicity. Applications registered between 27/08/2010 and 02/09/2010

DC/10/1782 Demolition of existing garage and erection of two-storey side extension to include double garage Wakerobin Cottage Bognor Road Warnham Horsham West Sussex RH12 3SH

DC/10/1813 Retention of small side single storey extension to western elevation of main dwelling with mono-pitch roof and associated internal alterations (Listed Building Consent) West Wing Forest Grange Manor Forest Grange Horsham West Sussex RH12 4TG

DC/10/1425 Retention of small side single storey extension to western elevation of main dwelling with mono-pitch roof and associated internal alterations (Full Planning) West Wing Forest Grange Manor Forest Grange Horsham RH12 4TG

DC/10/1783 Proposed room in roof with dormer windows, side extensions to existing conservatory 36 Springfield Park North Parade Horsham RH12 2BF

DC/10/1808 Revisions to previously approved application DC/07/0056 (Single and 2Storey extensions to front, rear and side elevations) Clovers Kerves Lane Horsham West Sussex RH13 6ET DC/10/1683 Fell 1 Sycamore (T1) tree 86 Irwin Drive Horsham West Sussex RH12 1NJ

DC/10/1685 Fell 1 Horse Chestnut (T1) and surgery to 1 Silver Birch (T2) trees 36 Stirling Way Horsham West Sussex RH13 5RP

DC/10/1809 Variation of Condition 5 of planning permission HU/136/97 to extend opening hours (Renewal of DC/08/2620) Bar Vin 3 Market Square Horsham RH12 1EU DC/10/1717 Surgery to various trees (Tree Preservation Order) 12 Riverside Horsham RH12 1NX

DC/10/1718 Surgery to 1 x Oak (Tree Preservation Order) 27 Little Comptons Horsham West Sussex RH13 5UW

DC/10/1797 Fascia advertisement sign above door on existing board,

DC/10/1766 Erection of new 3 bedroom dwelling in side garden of No. 1 Lucas Road 1 Lucas Road Warnham Horsham RH12 3RG

double sided projection sign with bracket fitted on wall above door, double sided aboard (pavement board) (Advertisement consent) Hurst House 12 Market Square Horsham West Sussex RH12 1EU DC/10/1798 Fascia advertisement sign above door on existing board, double sided projection sign with bracket fitted on wall above door, double sided aboard (pavement board) Listed Building Consent) Hurst House 12 Market Square Horsham West Sussex RH12 1EU

DC/10/1804 Surgery to 2 No. trees opposite Nos. 2 and 3 Fordingbridge Close Fordingbridge Close Horsham West Sussex

DC/10/1788 First floor side extension over existing extension, single storey extension to garage to create utility room. New pitched roof to replace existing flat roof on existing single storey rear extension 24 Hernbrook Drive Horsham West Sussex RH13 6EW

DC/10/1725 Application to amend condition No. 8 of DC/09/0262 (variation of condition following grant) Stonebridge Court Blackbridge Lane Horsham

DC/10/1792 Single storey rear extension, two storey side extension and loft conversion (Full Planning) 58 Guildford Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1LX DC/10/1791 To construct a double garage in

front of the existing car port entrance on the existing driveway (Full Planning) Springwood Trout Lane Barns Green Horsham RH13 0QD

DC/10/1784 Track and gate for land management purposes and to serve as the rear access to the property and as an emergency access. Single storey glazed extension to accommodate a boiler. Flat 1 The Warren Horsham Road Handcross Haywards Heath RH17 6DX

DC/10/1775 Use of land for storage and hardstanding (Certificate of Lawful Development - Existing) Howards Nursery Handcross Road Plummers Plain Horsham RH13 6NX DC/10/1795 Attached single garage with pitched roof to replace existing flat roof garage Magpies Sedgwick Lane Horsham West Sussex RH13 6QE

DC/10/1801 Surgery to 1 x Oak tree (Tree Preservation Order) Chennells Brook Farmhouse Rusper Road Horsham RH12 5QW

DC/10/1785 Front entrance porch 18 Hatchlands Horsham West Sussex RH12 5JX

DC/10/1781 Fell 1 Beech tree New Elms Rectory Lane Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2AD

DC/10/1814 Single storey extension to rear to provide new kitchen, external store and covered store to

be demolished 62 The Spinney Pulborough RH20 2AR

DC/10/1450 Provision of level parking bay for a mobile MRI unit and a new community bus stop Pulborough Primary Care Centre Spiro Close Pulborough

DC/10/1799 Two storey side extension to existing house 11 East Street Rusper Horsham RH12 4RB DC/10/1805 Retention of link building between two existing equestrian buildings, and the retention of a reduced hardstanding for vehicle turning Millstones Stane Street Slinfold Horsham West Sussex RH13 0RE DC/10/1690 Erection of new 5 -bed detached house with alterations to the approved scheme DC/10/0673 The Annexe Lane End Lyons Road Slinfold Horsham West Sussex RH13 0QS

DC/10/1673 Use of building as a workshop, wood working areas, general store for tools and equipment and materials, a general store for the house and at 1st floor level an ancillary office and an area used for dressmaking and curtains for over 10 years (Certificate of Lawful Development - Existing) Old Doctors Cottage Wineham Lane Wineham Henfield West Sussex BN5 9AZ

DC/10/1767 Internal alterations to Andrew Hall storage area to restate former WC, landscaping alterations to facilitate access to front, replacement of double

doors at rear of hall (Listed Building Consent) Andrew Hall Red Lane Shipley Horsham West Sussex RH13 8PH

DC/10/1269 Demolition of existing industrial non-conforming buildings and removal of hardstanding and provision of a new farmyard/courtyard development of 14 dwellings with associated gardens and parking (Outline Planning Permission with Some Matters Reserved) Gerston Farm Greyfriars Lane Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4HE DC/10/1778 Conservatory demolition (conservation area consent) Ivy Cottage Mouse Lane Steyning West Sussex BN44 3LP

DC/10/1627 Demolition of existing attached garage at East end, rebuild and enlarge to form additional reception room and enlarged bedroom, demolition of existing external store, build kitchen extension and West end. Alterations to facing materials, alterations to porch roof and gable. Resubmission of DC/10/0291 Barn End Sheep Pen Lane Steyning BN44 3GP DC/10/1803 Regularise the current use of the existing building 1st floor for a combination of A2 and B1 use classes 94 High Street Steyning West Sussex BN44 3RD

DC/10/1709 Tree surgery Standen Court Downscroft Upper Beeding West Sussex

DC/10/1793 Construction of a single-storey rear extension (Full Planning) Newmans Cottage Tilletts Lane Warnham Horsham West Sussex RH12 3RE

DC/10/1794 Construction of a single-storey rear extension (Listed building consent) Newmans Cottage Tilletts Lane Warnham Horsham West Sussex RH12 3RE DC/10/1821 Removal of existing wall to be replaced on a like for like basis (Listed Building Consent) Talbot Cottage Rowhook Road Rowhook Horsham RH12 3PY

DC/10/1786 Fell a Silver Birch (Tree Preservation Order) Uphill Cottage Veras Walk Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3JF

Further details of the applications, including plans, may be inspected at the Council Offices, Park North, North Street, Horsham, during the period of 21 days from 06/11/2009, or can be viewed at www.horsham.gov.uk Any person who wishes to make representations to the Council should do so in writing, stating the reference number, within the stated period, to the Director of Planning, Park House, North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RL. Any correspondence received will be available for public inspection and posted on the Council's website.

The Council has introduced a scheme to provide the public with an opportunity to speak at committee meetings when planning applications are being decided.

Details of the procedure can be obtained from the Planning Office or by calling 01403 215192.

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property To advertise in the Property section please contact Matt or Davey on 01403 251000 or email matt@the-resident.co.uk

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Four bed home in a cul-de-sac Lines and James are delighted to present this large four bedroom detached house located in a pleasant cul-de-sac in Southwater, available to rent.

The property is located only a short walk from a range of facilities including a supermarket, library

and restaurants.

The village itself has its own health centre and a picturesque country park with paths and lakes that provide excellent water sports facilities.

The accommodation comprises: A good-sized entrance hall which

leads into a spacious sitting room with triple aspect double glazed windows, an open fireplace and sliding doors onto the conservatory which then leads to a secluded rear garden.

A study area, family room, kitchen with and a utility area make up the rest of the ground floor in this attractive house.

Going up to the first floor there is an impressive galleried landing which leads onto a spacious master bedroom with en-suite bathroom, as well as three further double bedrooms and a family bathroom.

All bedrooms include built in wardrobes with hanging and shelving. The property also benefits from a good-sized garage, gas central heating and full re-decoration throughout.

The property is available for £1650 per calendar month from the end of September.

Viewings are strictly by appointment only through Lines and James Ltd, to arrange call Sammy James on 01403 210088.

Experience in depth Henry Adams has highly professional teams in their Lettings offices in both Storrington and Horsham but they cover a far wider area, letting properties as far afield as Petworth and Arundel.

Having operated in the area for over 6 years, Lettings Director John Brennan (below) said: “We have a very experienced team here in Storrington with professionally qualified members of ARLA, but equally important is our in-depth knowledge of the areas we cover.”

John has lived and worked in Sussex since 1988 while other members of the lettings team are well represented in many of the local villages including Arundel, Pulborough and West Chiltington.

“We also

act for landlords in the wider region from Bury and Amberley in the south, across to Billingshurst and Petworth in the west and Upper Beeding and Steyning in the east,” comments John.

“Richard Town of our Horsham office then covers locations surrounding and within Horsham town centre, so we are extremely well represented throughout the area.”

Such breadth and depth of knowledge ensures the Henry Adams lettings staff are able to provide a professional service, for both experienced and new landlords.

To find out more about letting property in this area, contact Henry Adams at Storrington on 01903 745511 or Horsham on 01403 282500. Alternatively visit their website at www.henryadams.co.uk

Denhams Farm for sale Denhams Farm, which stands in a very attractive elevated location on the south side of Billingshurst, is available to buy through Monkhouse and Bannisters for £897,500.

The property is beautifully presented with delightful views. The barn was converted in about 1999 and has been improved significantly by the present owners.

The barn itself is of traditional Sussex timber frame construction under a clay tiled roof with accommodation on two floors and with two single storey wings providing additional space and creating a beautiful courtyard. The gravelled drive provides access to a garage building and the stables as well as providing ample parking area.

The accommodation which has under-floor heating through most of the ground floor, includes oak stable type door to utility room, a newly

refitted cloakroom, and kitchen.

There are four bedrooms, one with a newly refitted bathroom en-suite.

Outside there is separate annexe accommodation.

The garden area is well presented and laid to lawn and surrounded by well grown hedges.

There are 3 raised sleeper edged beds and to one corner a recently installed decked area with a base at one end for a summerhouse. In addition there is a 40m x 20m sand school with post and railed fencing and a sand and rubber all-weather surface. In all the property extends to about 5 acres.

Monkhouse & Bannisters have been appointed as sole agents. Please telephone: 01798 872081 or email sales@monkhouse.co.uk for information.

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www.mallards-estateagents.co.uk email: sales@mallards-estateagents.co.uk

HoRSHam

oIeo £200,000

a very spacious 2 bedroom mid terrace house in a cul de sac with approximately 56ft rear garden and garage en bloc.

HorsHam 01403 263000

waRNHam

£119,950

Spacious 1 bed first floor apartment, specifically designed for the over 60’s. The development is well maintained and has a Resident Scheme manager.

HorsHam 01403 263000

HoRSHam

oIeo £450,000

a stunning 4 bed detached property with detached double garage in a quiet cul de sac. Viewings recommended.

HorsHam 01403 263000

HoRSHam

£499,950

a detached 4 bed family house that has been enhanced and improved and should be viewed to fully appreciate the qualities and landscaped gardens.

HorsHam 01403 263000

BILLINGSHURST 01403 785288

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£499,950

a superb 4 bed attached barn boasting many sought after barn conversion features including vaulted ceilings, galleried landing, wood burning stove. No cHaIN. HorsHam 01403 263000

SToRRINGToN

£675,000

Substantial detached house comprising, 5 bedrooms, 2 en-suites, 3 reception rooms, kitchen/family room, family bathroom, double garage, landscaped gardens. storrington 01903 746000

HoRSHam 01403 263000

SToRRINGToN 01903 746000

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£224,950

a 2 bed period cottage with sash windows and open fireplace. Lounge, kitchen/dining room with appliances, 2 beds, first floor bathroom, rear garden.

HorsHam 01403 263000

BILLINGSHURST

£259,950

3-bed semi-detached bungalow in need of updating. entrance hall, sitting room, inner hall, dining room, kitchen, 3 bedrooms, bathroom, sep wc, rear garden. billingsHurst 01403 785288

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DOUBLE BEDROOMS

£145,000

A first floor, two bedroom flat, approximately ½ mile to Horsham Town.

Large storage cupboards, double glazing, gas central heating, double aspect lounge.

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PRIME LOCATION

£299,950

A three/four bedroom three storey town house close to the Station and Town Centre approximately ¼ mile. Double glazing, gas central heating, cloakroom, study, kitchen/breakfast room, covered parking bay, en-suite shower room to master bedroom.

CHARMING COTTAGE

£275,000

Charming 1880’s cottage with beams, open fire and long rear garden. Three bedrooms, end terrace, double glazing, gas central heating, off road parking.

HOLBROOK

£214,950

A stylish and modern, two bedroom home tucked away on the Northern outskirts of Horsham in a highly sought cul-desac. Mid-terrace, gas central heating, double glazing.

VILLAGE RETIREMENT

£120,000

A 1 bedroom retirement bungalow with views towards the Church.

Kitchen, living room, shower room, resident manager, emergency alarm system, communal laundry, communal gardens, Warnham Village, age restriction: 60.

GARDEN ACCESS

£105,000

One bedroom ground floor retirement apartment with sliding patio doors leading onto gardens. Emergency pull cords, communal lounge, drying room, house manager on site, guest room. Over 55’s.

COMING SOON DETACHED BUNGALOW

£650,000

WITH GARDEN

£135,000

CENTRAL LOCATION

£235,000

A one bedroom, ground floor maisonette with it’s own garden. Register now to avoid missing out.

Two bedroom, terraced home, approximately 1/3 mile to Horsham Station. Double glazing, conservatory, garage, playing fields at the rear.

VILLAGE HOME

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A large four bedroom, detached bungalow on a substantial plot.

Sitting room, dining room, study, oil-fired central heating, high ceilings, enormous potential, garage/workshop, ¾ acre plot.

£425,000

A spacious three bedroom home on a small select development around a green in the heart of Warnham Village. Approximately four years old, double glazing, gas central heating, garage.

01403 271977

£125,000

A two bedroom, first floor, maisonette, with its own garden.

Newly converted, spacious bathroom, new carpet throughout, gas central heating, double glazing, adjacent to green and lakes

6 Middle Street, Horsham

£125,000

A 1 bedroom, ground floor flat with nursery room/study and access onto its own garden. Newly converted, shower room, laminated flooring, gas central heating, double glazing, adjacent to green and lakes in Bewbush.

www.mappandco.co.uk

END TERRACE

£210,000

A two bedroom, end of terrace home in a popular cul-de-sac, laminated flooring, garage, Littlehaven Station ½ mile, gas central heating, double glazing.

sales@mappandco.co.uk

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t : 01403 275543 w : www.inhousehomes.co.uk e : lettings@inhousehomes.co.uk e : sales@inhousehomes.co.uk Horsham £129,950 (Leasehold)

Broadbridge Heath £199,950 (Freehold)

Horsham £214,950 (Leasehold)

Southwater £231,950 (Freehold)

A well presented one bedroom first floor flat located within close proximity to Horsham town centre and mainline station. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 11’10” kitchen, 12’ living room, 13’9” bedroom and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and allocated parking. An internal viewing is highly recommended. NO CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom terrace house situated in the popular Village of Broadbridge Heath. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance porch, 15’11 living room, open plan to dining area and refitted kitchen. To the first floor are two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from recently installed gas radiator heating and allocated parking for one car. NO CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom first floor luxury apartment built by Rydon Homes in approximately 2004 and situated in the popular gated development of The Comptons. Accommodation comprises; master bedroom with en-suite shower room, second double bedroom, spacious hall leading to 17’ living room opening to the kitchen, bathroom. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented three bedroom end terrace house situated in a cul-de-sac in the popular Village of Southwater. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance porch, 13’11 living room, open plan to dining area and refitted kitchen. To the first floor are three bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and 2 x allocated parking spaces.

Horsham £249,950 (Freehold)

Southwater £252,500 (Freehold)

Horsham £255,000 (Freehold)

Horsham £279,950 (Freehold)

A recently refurbished and immaculately presented Victorian three bedroom semi detached house located within close proximity of Horsham park, mainline station and town centre. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 12’1 living room, 11’7 dining room, refitted kitchen and refitted bathroom, and to the first floor are three bedrooms. Also benefits from gas radiator heating and double glazing

A three bedroom semi detached house situated within a cul-de-sac in the popular village of Southwater. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, downstairs cloakroom, double aspect lounge/dining room, refitted kitchen and conservatory. To the first floor are three double bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage.

A well presented two double bedroom Victorian semi detached house located within close proximity of Horsham mainline station and town centre. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, living room, separate dining room, refitted kitchen and refitted bathroom, and to the first floor are two double bedrooms and en-suite shower room. Also benefits from gas radiator heating and double glazing.

A well presented three bedroom link detached house situated in a highly sought after location within close proximity of Horsham Town Centre. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, downstairs cloakroom, kitchen, 16’1 living room. To the first floor are three bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and detached garage. NO CHAIN.

Let Similar Required

Let Similar Required

ATTENTION LANDLORDS Reduced management fees for all instruction received in July 2010

Horsham £1350pcm

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Four bedroom detached property Two reception room Garage

Southwater £800pcm

• Off street parkin • Available Now • Unfurnished

• Two bedroom house • Allocated parking • Spacious lounge/dinner

Horsham £775pcm

• Fitted Kitchen • Available September • Unfurnished

• Two double bedroom split level maisonette • Good condition throughout • Fitted kitchen

Burford House | 26 Worthing Road | Horsham | RH12 1SL

Southwater £750pcm

• Shower room • Available Now • Part Furnished

• Two double bedroom flat • Fitted kitchen with appliances • Spacious lounge

Tenancy Deposit Scheme member

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The Open House Specialists 2~4 East Street Horsham West Sussex RH12 1HL

01403 272022

www.brocktaylor.co.uk

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horsham £595,000

Another House Sold By The Open House Spcialists.

Three Reception Rooms • Kitchen / Breakfast Room • Utility Room • Conservatory • Five bedrooms, 2 En Suites • Secluded Rear Garden • Detached Double Garage • Driveway Parking • Access to Littlehaven and Horsham Station

If you would like to know how an Open House would work for you please give us a call on 01403 272022

horsham oeio £185,000

horsham £379,950

horsham £185,000

horsham oieo £275,000

Period Cottage • Recently Refurbished • Two Double Bedrooms • Separate Living Room • 19’7” Fitted Kitchen Diner • Modern Luxury Bathroom • Landscaped Rear Garden • Central Location • No Chain

Character Property • Close to Town and Station • Four/Five double bedrooms • En-Suite to Master • Off Road Parking for 2 Cars • Landscaped rear garden

2 Double Bedrooms • 26’ Reception Room with Balcony • Garage • Lift Access • Well Maintained Communal Areas • No On-going Chain

Three Double Bedrooms • 18’1 x 14’11 Conservatory • Garage on Site • Period Features • 13’9 Kitchen • Two Reception Areas • Updated Wet Room • 13’9 x 8’2 Bathroom • Close to Horsham Park

ashington £234,950

monks gate £424,950

horsham £159,950

warnham £245,000

Village Location • Three Bedrooms • Large Reception Room • Cloakroom • Garage and Parking • No Ongoing Chain

4 Double Bedrooms • Luxurious En Suite Shower Room • Refitted Family Bathroom • 25’2 x 12’4 Living Room • Refitted Kitchen • Cloakroom • Utility • Generous Parking Area • Views onto Open Fields

Ground Floor Apartment • Two Double Bedrooms • Large Reception Room • Modern Kitchen • Private Garden • No Ongoing Chain

Original Features • 3 Bedrooms • 2 Reception Rooms • Village Location • Large Rear Garden • Garage & O S P

horsham £499,950

horsham £189,950

mannings heath £379,950

horsham £145,000

4 Bedrooms • Refitted En Suite Shower Room • Additional En Suite Bathroom • 18’4 Fitted Kitchen/Diner • Family Bathroom • 11’2 x 9’7 Dining Room • 21’ Living Room with Fireplace • Family Room

Two Double Bedrooms • Large Reception Room • Double Glazed Conservatory • In Need of Modernisation • Rear Garden • No Ongoing Chain

Sought After Picturesque Village Location • Character Property • Three Double Bedrooms • First Floor Bathroom • Garden in Excess of 100ft • Sold with No Onward Chain

Large Double Bedroom • Modern Fitted Kitchen • Granite Work Surfaces • Luxury Bathroom • Allocated Parking • GFCH & Allocated Parking

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Wisborough Green £4,200 pcm A Grade II listed five bedroom period farmhouse set in magnificent landscaped grounds and paddock fronting the River Kird on the outskirts of the village of Wisborough Green.

Nutley £3,750 pcm A fantastic seven bedroom property located in the heart of Ashdown Forest. The property enjoys stunning views of the surrounding country side and a detached private 1.75 acre garden.

Ifold £2,500 pcm

Cowfold £2,200 pcm A fantastic four bedroom, two reception rooms detached dairy conversion with parking, car port and garden. Situated in a quiet rural location of Cowfold village.

A modern four bedroom, two bathrooms detached family home set in the sought after village of Ifold with three reception rooms and double garage.

The Hamptons International team always go further to meet your personal property needs, whatever they may be.

Over 97% of our clients say they would use us again or recommend us to others.

Let us show you why.

Twinham £1,500 pcm A refurbished three double bedroom detached Victorian house located in the quiet village of Twineham with fantastic countryside surrounding the property.

Hamptons Office 01403 839053 horshamlettings@hamptons-int.com

Beyond your expectations www.hamptons.co.uk

Handcross £1,350 pcm

A 3 bedroom split level converted apartment forming part of a former Country House set within beautiful communal and private grounds in a quiet rural location close to Handcross village. Available Immediately.

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Furnished character property set in the lovely village of Capel. Easy access to A24 & A29.

Sitting Room. Dining Room. Fitted Kitchen. Cloakroom. Two Double Bedrooms. One Single.

Bathroom. Extra Room Ideal for Playroom/Study. Ample Gardens and Parking.

Warnham £1,500 pcm

A delightful four storey property with character in the sought after village of Warnham.

Kitchen/Breakfast room. Living room. Three double bedrooms. Two en-suite bathrooms.

En-suite shower room. Further reception room (basement conversion) opening out onto the split level Courtyard Garden. Cloakroom. Utility room.

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Kitchen. Cloakroom. Sitting/Dining Room. Double Bedroom. Small Single Bedroom/Study. Bathroom.

Wisborough Green £1,550 pcm

Well presented detached property situated on the popular Hawkhurst Court Development.

Three Bedrooms and Bathroom on First Floor. Master Bedroom with Ensuite. Split Level Sitting Room. Fitted Kitchen. Shower Room. Study & Family Room to Ground Floor. Gardens, Pool and Garage.

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207349 Horsham £530 pcm

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• Spacious unfurnished studio room • Within walking distance of the town centre • Fully fitted kitchen with appliances • Bathroom with shower • Allocated parking and communal gardens

• Recently refurbished 1 bedroom flat • Close to local amenities • Good size lounge with wood laminate flooring • Modern fitted kitchen with appliances • Double glazing, parking. Available unfurnished

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• Well located 3 bedroom unfurnished Victorian terraced house • Within walking distance of the town centre and station • Cosy lounge with feature fireplace • 1 double and 2 single bedrooms • Kitchen with door leading to rear garden

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Haywards Heath

LET

An extended family house situated in the village of Cuckfield benefitting 3 reception rooms, four bedrooms with master offering ensuite bathroom and dressing room, study, utility room, off road parking and rear garden backing onto farmland with panoramic country views.

Crawley

Horsham

LET

A superbly presented brand new eco-friendly ground floor, one bedroom apartment situated within easy reach of the town centre and railway station. Features include: underfloor heating, off road parking, open plan living space, fully fitted kitchen and contemporary bathroom.

Horsham

LET

Haywards Heath

A newly redecorated ground floor studio apartment situated in popular residential location with good access to town centre and main roads. Property benefits from electric heating, newly installed shower room, fully fitted kitchen, parking space and spacious living room.

LET

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One bedroom apartment located in highly sought after new development within walking distance of town centre and railway station. Benefits include a contemporary fully fitted kitchen including electric oven, hob, fridge freezer, washing machine and dishwasher.

Horsham

LET

ATTENTION LANDLORDS PROPERTIES URGENTLY REQUIRED A well presented top floor two bedroom apartment located in sought after central location within walking distance of town centre and railway station. Benefits from re-decoration throughout, fitted modern kitchen, spacious reception area, central location and private parking.

Horsham

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An excellently presented 2 double bedroom apartment situated in sought after location within proximity of train station and town centre.

Benefits from complete refurbishment throughout including new kitchen and bathroom, spacious accommodation and bright outlook.

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Horley

This spacious two double bedroom apartment boasts contemporary bathroom suite with additional shower cubicle, fully fitted kitchen with breakfast bar, double bedrooms, spacious living room with views over pretty communal gardens and a private allocated parking space.

A superb two double bedroom apartment offered in excellent decorative order throughout. Features include complete refurbishment, luxury bathroom with separate shower cubicle, modern kitchen with integrated appliances, GCH, communal garden and private garage.

Horsham

LET

A well presented and spacious two bedroom end of terrace house in a quiet residential area. Benefits include redecoration throughout, modern fitted bathroom, enclosed rear garden, spacious living accommodation, two double bedrooms, gas central heating and garage.

LET

Haywards Heath

LET

A well presented two bedroom mid terrace house situated in a residential location within walking distance of Hayward Heath train station and town centre. Offered in a good decorative order throughout.

Haywards Heath

LET

Horsham

An end of terrace house with convenient access to town centre.

Features include 3 double bedrooms, fitted kitchen with integrated appliances and breakfast bar, spacious living/dining room, contemporary bathroom, enclosed rear garden and private off road parking.

LET

A truly delightful two bedroom executive apartment forming part of a superb Grade II listed Jacobean-style house set within 19 acres of formal gardens and grounds. The apartment occupies part of the first floor and provides stunning views over open fields.

Are you thinking of selling your home ? Call today for a FREE market appraisal Telephone : 01403 256331 - Email : horsham@connells.co.uk

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Family friendly Ford C-Max is improved We loved the original C-Max, and thought Kevin Spacey made a great alien.

Now Ford is back with an allnew C-MAX, which will go on sale in the UK in October, priced from £16,745.

Both the sporty but spacious five-seater and the Grand, a versatile seven-seater, come with a simplified two-series line-up – Zetec and Titanium. Prices start from £16,745 for the C-MAX Zetec and £18,745 for the C-MAX Grand Zetec.

With almost twothirds of UK buyers in this segment now seeking seven-seat flexibility, the Ford Grand C-MAX becomes the spiritual successor to today's model, which was also designed to maximise practicality.

Priced from £18,745 for the 1.6-litre petrol 125PS Zetec, the Grand offers family-friendly flexibility, with the extra utility of twin sliding doors, versatile seating and improved engine efficiency - and all for just a £250 premium over today's model.

The Grand Zetec with 115PS 1.6litre TDCi, the anticipated volume seller in the UK, is priced at £19,745 - £750 less than the out-

going equivalent.

The five-seat model will appeal to customers seeking more space than a regular family hatchback, but who do not want to sacrifice sporty design or driving dynamics. On the road prices start from £16,745 for the 1.6litre petrol Zetec.

Standard equipment on all models includes alloy wheels, air conditioning, leather steering wheel, Thatcham category one alarm, DAB radio/CD and Blue-

powered child-proof locks on the rear dual sliding doors, and rear parking sensors.

The Titanium trim supplements these features with auto front wipers and headlamps, dual electronic automatic temperature control, auto-dimming rear-view mirror, hill launch assist, keyless start, cruise control with speed limiter, premium Sony audio, and tyre deflation detection system. The Grand CMAX Titanium also has power

‘CUSTOMERS ARE OFFERED A CHOICE OF 3 PETROL AND 2 DIESEL ENGINES’ tooth with USB connectivity and voice control.

Grand CMAX has

folding mirrors.

Customers will be offered a choice of three petrol engines and two diesel engines. Making its debut in the Ford C-MAX and Grand C-MAX is the all-new fourcylinder 1.6-litre 150PS Ford EcoBoost engine which comes with a new six-speed manual gearbox.

This gearbox also accompanies the 1.6 TDCi and 2.0 TDCi powertrains, which are jointly projected to account for around 50 per cent of sales.

For those preferring an automatic transmission, the dualclutch Powershift six-speed automatic option is available with the 2.0 TDCi powertrain.

The Jaguar XJ has won the prestigious 2010 Car of the Year award from Professional Driver magazine, rating it as the top car for Britain’s chauffeurs and Private Hire drivers.

To receive the overall Car of the Year accolade, the winning XJ – a 3.0-Litre V6 Diesel Long Wheelbase model – not only defeated its nearest rivals in the Chauffeur Car of the Year category, but it also gained the highest average score of the four individual award winners.

The annual Professional Driver awards are judged by more than 30 expert judges from the chauffeuring and Private Hire sector and the motoring media.

The Jaguar XJ outscored competitors like the Mercedes S350 LWB and BMW 730Ld.

New Laguna out

Ahead of its Paris Motor Show unveiling, Renault has released initial details for the New Laguna.

The exclusive 4Control four-wheel steering system will be available in the UK with the dCi 180 engine.

Pricing and specification will be announced mid-October, before going on sale in the UK in November.

Survolt surprise

Citroën’s Survolt all-electric racing car concept will make its dynamic UK debut as part of The Prince of Wales’ Start Eco Car Spectacular, which will be held on The Mall, in the shadow of Buckingham Palace, on Sunday 12th September.

The Start Eco Car Spectacular will see parades of some of the most environmentally considerate vehicles piloted by a line-up of eco-conscious celebrities including Ellen MacArthur, Gabi Roslin and Dragons’ Den star Duncan Bannatyne.

The sensational Citroën Survolt will join an exciting cross-section of eco-vehicles, giving members of the British public the first opportunity to see the car in action.

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Saturday TV BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live. 11.30 Football Focus. 12.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 12.10 Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix — Qualifying. Live coverage from Monza (Start-time 1.00pm). 2.20 Canoeing. 3.20 Triathlon. 4.30 Final Score. Mark Chapman presents this afternoon’s results from the Premier League, Football League and Scotland.

5.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 5.25 Tonight’s the Night.

6.25 Strictly Come Dancing.

New series. Launch show of the procelebrity contest.

7.25 Merlin. New series.

Morgana returns to Camelot.

8.10 The National Lottery: Saturday Draws.

8.20 Casualty. Jordan bears the brunt of an attack on the ED from the Press and public, while Ruth eagerly awaits news regarding her application for a surgical job.

9.10 BBC Proms 2010. The concluding part of the finale from the Royal Albert Hall, with Jiri Belohlavek conducting the BBC Symphony Orchestra in pieces by Wagner and Henry Wood. Last in the series.

10.40 BBC News; Weather; National Lottery Update.

11.00 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including West Ham United v Chelsea.

12.20 The Football League Show.

Highlights of today’s games; Weatherview. 1.45 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 12.00 BBC Switch: Degrassi: The Next Generation. 12.25 BBC Switch: No Hats, No Trainers.

12.50 Shelfstackers. 1.15 BBC Switch: The 5:19 Show. 1.30 BBC Switch: Single, Together, Whatever. (R) 2.00 The Sky at Night. (R) 2.25 Film: Duel in the Sun. (1946) 4.30 Dad’s Army. (R) 5.00 Match of the Day Live.

7.20 Coast. Mark Horton visits Rudyard Kipling’s former garden in East Sussex.

7.30 BBC Proms 2010. Part one of two. Katie Derham hosts the Last Night festivities, with Jiri Belohlavek and the BBC Symphony Orchestra, soprano Renee Fleming and viola player Maxim Rysanov. Coverage continues on BBC1.

9.10 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. Satirical quiz. (R) 9.55 Mock the Week. Dara O Briain hosts the topical quiz, with guests Chris Addison, Milton Jones and Andi Osho offering opinions on the past week’s world events. (R) 10.25 Later with Jools Holland’s Golden Moments. Highlights celebrating the 250th episode of the music show.

11.55 Grandma’s House.

Simon decides it is his job to heal his family. (R) 12.25 Film: Bigga Than Ben: A Russians’ Guide to Ripping Off London. (2008) Premiere. British crime comedy, with Ben Barnes.

1.45 Film: It’s Alive! (1974) Horror, starring John P Ryan. 3.15 Close.

ITV1 6.00 CITV. 7.25 Toonattik. 9.25 Emu. 9.40 Emu. 9.55 Monk. 10.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 11.00 Children’s Hospital. (R) 11.30 This Morning: Saturday.

12.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 1.00 News; Weather. 1.04 Regional Programme. 1.05 Film: For Your Eyes Only. (1981) James Bond spy thriller, starring Roger Moore. 3.30 Midsomer Murders.

(R) 5.30 Regional Programmes.

5.45 ITV News; Weather.

6.00 Animals Do the Funniest Things.

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7.00 All Star Family Fortunes. New series.

Game show, hosted by Vernon Kay. 7.45 The X Factor. The auditions continue.

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9.00 71 Degrees North.

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10.00 FILM: The Bucket List.

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Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

11.15 ITV News; Weather.

11.30 FILM: The Bucket List.

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Concluded.

12.10 Dating the Enemy. (R) 12.40 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.40 Raines. (R) 3.30 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 World Sport. 7.00 The Grid. 7.25 British GT Championship. 7.55 The Morning Line. 8.55 T4: Ultimate Big Brother: The Final. (R) 10.55 T4: Big Brother: Dermot’s Last Supper. (R) 11.25 T4: Davina’s Big Send Off. (R) 11.55 T4: Ultimate Big Brother: The Final Hour. (R) 1.00 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show Playlist. 1.30 That Paralympic Show. 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. 4.10 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.40 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.10 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.45 Come Dine with Me. (R) 6.15 Come Dine with Me. Stuart Burke hosts the final meal in Manchester. (R) 6.45 Channel 4 News.

7.10 4thought.tv.

7.15 FILM: Flight 93. (2006) Premiere. Fact-based drama, starring Jeffrey Nordling.

9.00 9/11: State of Emergency.

Documentary investigating the decisions faced by people caught in the 2001 September 11 terror attacks in New York. With testimonies by Condoleezza Rice and survivors of the event.

10.30 FILM: Witness. (1985) Thriller, starring Harrison Ford.

12.40 Film: Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na. (2008) Premiere. Indian romantic comedy drama, starring Imran Khan. 3.20 What About Brian. Dave and Deena receive their divorce papers. 4.05 Film: The End of the Line. (2009) Documentary highlighting the threat to the world’s fishing stocks. 5.35 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five 6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Great Yorkshire Run. 11.00 The Gadget Show Shorts. (R) 11.05 How Do They Do It? (R) 11.35 The Gadget Show. (R) 12.35 Film: My Stepmother Is an Alien. (1988) Sci-fi comedy, with Kim Basinger.

2.40 Film: Gremlins 2: The New Batch. (1990) Comedy sequel, starring Zach Galligan. 4.40 Film: El Dorado. (1966) Western, starring John Wayne and Robert Mitchum.

7.15 Five News.

7.20 NCIS. The remains of an FBI agent are discovered. (R) 8.15 NCIS. Gibbs and the team find themselves in deep trouble with the FBI while protecting a veteran naval officer who has caught the attention of an alQaeda cell. Mark Harmon stars. (R) 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. In a twopart crossover story with drama series Without a Trace, Grissom and the team join forces with FBI agent Jack Malone to track a serial killer. With Anthony LaPaglia. (R) 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Henry’s birthday celebrations take an unusual turn.

(R) 11.10 CSI: Miami. A man is killed by a bear. Drama, starring David Caruso and Emily Procter. (R) 12.05 SuperCasino.

4.05 European Seniors Tour. 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake!

Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.15 Jedward: Let Loose 4.15 The Xtra Factor 5.20 Film: Runaway Bride (1999) Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts, Richard Gere and Joan Cusack. Including Entertainment News Update. 7.45 Homes from Hell. People whose ambitions to build their dream home ended in ruin. 8.40 Kesha: The Hot Desk 9.00 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the talent show. 10.00 The Saturdays: 24/7. The band launch their new single. 11.00 Celebrity Juice. 11.45 The X Factor

ITV3 3.30 Wycliffe 4.35 Pie in the Sky 5.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Inspector Morse 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Cracker

ITV4 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.30 Minder 5.30 Police, Camera, Action! 6.00 The Professionals 7.00 Cycling: Tour of Britain 8.00 Police, Camera, Action!

9.00 Film: United 93 (2006) 11.15 Film: Conan the Barbarian (1982)

BBC THREE 7.00 Top Gear 8.10 Doctor Who 9.10 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 11.10 Family Guy 11.55 American Dad!

BBC FOUR 7.00 Nature’s Great Events 8.00 Timeshift: The North on a Plate 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Mad Men 11.15 Marie Lloyd: Queen of the Music Hall

E4 2.20 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends 9.00 The Greatest TV Shows of the Noughties 10.40 The Greatest Songs of the Noughties

FILM4 3.20 Blithe Spirit (1945) 5.10 The Quiller Memorandum (1966) 7.15 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 Failure to Launch (2006) 10.50 A History of Violence (2005)

Sunday TV BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 7.40 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.00 Sunday Morning Live. 11.00 The Politics Show; Weather for the Week Ahead.

12.10 Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix Live.

3.15 EastEnders. 5.20 Songs of Praise. 5.55 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

6.15 Antiques Roadshow.

Valuing rarities at Leeds Town Hall. (R) 7.00 Countryfile. Exploring the countryside around St David’s in Pembrokeshire.

8.00 A Concert for Heroes.

Coverage of the Help for Heroes concert from Twickenham Stadium, featuring performances

by Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow, Katherine Jenkins, Enrique Iglesias and Tom Jones.

The event is compered by a selection of the biggest names in British comedy, including Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre, John Bishop, Jack Dee, Jason Manford, Kevin Bridges and Rhod Gilbert, and features an appearance by Bruce Forsyth.

10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

10.25 Live at the Apollo.

Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. (R) 11.10 FILM: Broken Flowers.

(2005) Comedy drama, starring Bill Murray and Jeffrey Wright; Weatherview.

12.55 Sign Zone: Victorian Pharmacy. (R) 1.55 Holby City.

(R) 2.55 The Private Life of Cows.

(R) 3.55 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 10.00 Something for the Weekend. 11.30 Film: The First of the Few. (1942) 1.25 Film: Tara Road. (2005) 3.00 Canoeing.

4.00 Triathlon. 5.00 Super League.

6.00 Wonders of the Solar System. The sun’s role in creating some of Earth’s most spectacular landscapes.

7.00 Dragons’ Den. Featuring a laser body scanner that takes measurements for bespoke suits, a vest designed to help people lose weight as they exercise, and a multifunctional backpack. (R) 8.00 The Vera Lynn Story.

The singer discusses her life and career with David Frost, and reflects on her popularity both during the Second World War and afterwards.

9.00 FILM: Notes on a Scandal. (2006) Premiere. A lonely teacher discovers a colleague she is obsessed with is having an affair with a student and plots her downfall.

Drama, starring Judi Dench.

10.30 Match of the Day 2.

Colin Murray presents action from today’s Premier League encounter between Birmingham City and Liverpool at St Andrews.

11.20 Mad Men. Peggy is given the chance to promote an unusual product. (R) 12.05 Mad Men. (R) 1.45 BBC News. 3.55 Close.

ITV1 6.00 CITV: The Fluffy Club. 7.25 Toonattik. 9.25 Coronation Street.

12.45 News; Weather. 12.49 Regional Programme. 12.50 This Morning: Sunday. 1.50 Dinner Date. (R) 2.50 The X Factor. (R) 4.05 Film: Octopussy. (1983) James Bond spy adventure, starring Roger Moore.

6.30 Regional Programmes.

6.45 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 David Jason: The Battle of Britain. The actor marks the 70th anniversary of the Second World War battle.

8.00 Heartbeat. Last-ever episode. The arrival of a mysterious stranger sets off a treacherous chain of events in Aidensfield. Guest starring Nicholas Farrell and Clare Holman. Last in the series.

9.00 Albert’s Memorial. Two Second World War veterans set out to honour a comrade’s dying wish — to be buried in Germany.

Black comedy drama, starring David Jason, David Warner and Michael Jayston.

10.30 ITV News; Weather.

10.45 Bouquet of Barbed Wire. (R) 11.45 Premiership Rugby Union. Action from the weekend’s fixtures, including Harlequins v Northampton Saints, Leicester Tigers v Exeter Chiefs, Saracens v Sale Sharks and Bath v London Irish.

12.30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Motorsport UK. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Basketball. 7.40 T4: Friends. (R) 8.10 T4: Katy Perry: T4 Special.

(R) 8.40 T4: Friends. (R) 9.10 T4: The Wanted: Video Exclusive.

9.15 T4: RockCorps Celebrity Challenge. 9.25 T4: Hollyoaks.

11.55 T4: RockCorps Celebrity Challenge. 12.00 T4: The Album Chart Show. 12.35 T4: Friends.

(R) 1.05 T4: RockCorps Celebrity Challenge. 1.10 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 1.40 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 2.10 T4: Ugly Betty. 3.05 Three in a Bed. 3.35 Three in a Bed. 4.10 Three in a Bed. 4.40 Deal or No Deal. Game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.25 River Cottage.

6.30 Channel 4 News.

6.55 4thought.tv.

7.00 The 9/11 Faker. A woman who claimed to have survived the World Trade Centre attack. (R) 8.00 FILM: Fool’s Gold.

(2008) Premiere.

Romantic comedy adventure, with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson.

10.15 FILM: Four Weddings and a Funeral. (1994) A man’s misfortunes in love look set to change when he meets an American beauty at a wedding. Richard Curtis’s romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell and John Hannah.

12.25 RockCorps 2010: Snoop Dogg Special. (R) 12.55 American Football Live.

Washington Redskins v Dallas Cowboys (Kick-off 1.20am). 4.45 Ironman Triathlon. (R) 5.10 Countdown. 5.55 Sali Mali. (R)

Channel Five 6.00 Milkshake! 6.05 Roary the Racing Car. (R) 6.15 Fifi and the Flowertots. (R) 6.25 Fireman Sam. (R) 6.40 Rupert Bear. (R) 6.50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom. (R) 7.00 Mio Mao. (R) 7.05 Pocoyo. (R) 7.15 Roobarb and Custard Too. (R) 7.25 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs.

(R) 7.35 Noddy in Toyland. (R) 7.50 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales. (R) 8.15 Little Princess. (R) 8.30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky. (R) 8.45 Igam Ogam. (R) 8.55 Castle Farm. (R) 9.00 Olivia. (R) 9.15 The Mr Men Show. (R) 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing. (R) 10.00 Shake!: iCarly. 10.35 True Jackson, VP. (R) 11.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 11.40 Jim Henson’s Jack and the Beanstalk. (R) 3.25 Film: White Fang II: The Myth of the White Wolf. (1994) Adventure sequel, starring Scott Bairstow. 5.25 Film: Monster House. (2006) 7.10 Five News.

7.15 Cricket on Five.

England v Pakistan.

8.00 FILM: Men in Black.

(1997) Sci-fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

9.55 FILM: Bad Boys. (1995) Two detectives are forced to swap identities as they hunt for a heroin consignment stolen by a drug kingpin. Michael Bay’s action thriller, starring Will Smith.

12.15 The Gadget Show. (R) 1.15 SuperCasino. 4.05 Chinese Food in Minutes. (R) 4.30 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline.

(R) 5.10 The Milkshake! Show.

(R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 2.35 Film: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 4.40 Film: Catwoman (2004) 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 Jedward: Let Loose 10.00 Fearne and Mischa Barton 11.00 Film: The Illusionist (2006)

ITV3 2.25 Kavanagh QC 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.10 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes 7.20 Rising Damp 7.50 An Audience with Victoria Wood 9.00 Film: Gorillas in the Mist (1988) 11.40 Film: Shakespeare in Love (1998)

ITV4 3.25 Minder 4.30 Film: Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976) 7.00 Cycling: Tour of Britain 8.00 Premiership Rugby Union 9.00 Film: Conan the Barbarian (1982) 11.35 Film: The Jerk (1979)

BBC THREE 7.00 Live International Women’s Football.

England v Switzerland (Kick-off 7.05pm). 9.00 Gavin & Stacey 9.30 Him and Her 10.00 Family Guy 10.45 The King Is Dead 11.15 Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix — Highlights

BBC FOUR 7.00 Coast 8.00 Today I’m with You 9.00 Newcastle on Film 9.30 A Journey Back to Newcastle: Michael Smith’s Deep North 10.30 The Fall: The Wonderful and Frightening World of Mark E Smith 11.30 Oil City Confidential: The Dr Feelgood Story

E4 2.50 Film: Alaska (1996) 5.00 Friends 6.00 Glee 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends 9.00 Film: The Transporter (2002) 10.50 Film: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

FILM4 3.05 Black Narcissus (1947) Drama, starring Deborah Kerr. 5.05 Ride the High Country (1962) Western, with Joel McCrea and Randolph Scott. 6.55 Flight of the Phoenix (2004) 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 Once Upon a Time in America (1984)

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Thursday

Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.00 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 9.45 Homes Under the Hammer.

Monday

10.45 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.15 Cash in the Attic. (R) 12.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.45 BBC News; Weather.

1.05 Regional News; Weather.

6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Helicopter 1.15 Film:Heroes.

Sky High.

(2005) Fantasy comedy, 10.00 Homes Under the starringBBC KurtNews; Russell.

2.5011.00 Film: Superman Hammer; Weather.

Filthy Rotten Returns.

(2006) Comic-book adventure, Scoundrels. 11.45 Cash in the Attic; (R)starring BBC Brandon Routh.12.15 5.15 Weakest 6.00BBC BBC News; Weather.

Bargain Link.

Hunt.(R) 1.00 News; Weather.

6.20 Regional News News; Weather.

1.30 Regional News; Weather.

Programmes; Weather.

6.30 The One Show.

7.00 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder.

(R) 3.00 Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2010.

8.003.05 EastEnders.

BBC News; Weather; Regional News.

CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link.9.00 6.00Who BBCDo News; 8.30 Panorama.

You Weather.

Think You6.30 Are? Regional News Programmes; Weather.

7.00 The 10.00 BBC News.

10.15 Regional News; Weather.

One Show.

7.30Cops Saintsand and Criminals.

Scroungers; (R) BBC 10.25 Cars, 11.25 Film: News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders.

8.30 Churchill: The Hollywood Years.

(2004) Comedy, Panorama.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00 starring Christian Slater; Weatherview. 12.50 Sign BBC News.

10.25 Regional News; Weather.

10.35 Zone: Tribal Wives.

(R) 1.50 Holby City. (R) 2.50 Traffic Film: The Great Raid.

(2005) ; Ben Cops.

Fogle’s11.35 Escape in Time.

(R) 3.35 BBC News.

BBC1

Tuesday

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Helicopter News; Weather.

1.3010.00 Regional News; Weather.

Heroes.

Homes Under the 1.45 Doctors.

2.15 Diagnosis11.00 Murder.

3.00 Hammer; BBC News; Weather.

Filthy(R) Rotten BBC News; Weather; Regional News.

3.05 Scoundrels. 11.45 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC CBeebies.

3.30 12.15 CBBC.Bargain 5.15 Weakest Link.BBC (R) News; Weather.

Hunt. 1.00 6.00 BBC News;1.30 Weather.

6.30News; Regional News News; Weather.

Regional Weather.

Programmes; Weather.

7.00 The One Show.

7.30 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder.

(R) 3.00 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News.

8.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. The 6.00 BBC 6.30 Holby City. 9.00 Deep.News; 10.00Weather.

BBC News.

Regional News Programmes; Weather.

7.00 The 10.25 Regional News; Weather.

10.35 Gears and One Show.

7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional Tears.

11.05 Film: In the Bedroom.

(2001) Drama, News.

8.00 Holby City.

9.00 The Young Ones. starring Tom Wilkinson; Weatherview. 1.15 Sign 10.00 Regional News; Zone:BBC FiveNews.

Days 10.25 That Changed Britain.Weather.

(R) 2.15 10.35 MyBeat Story.

11.05 Film:Money At FirstWatch.

Sight.(R) (1999) How to Tough Times: 3.15 Romantic drama, starring Val Kilmer and Mira Penguin Island. (R) 3.45 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Sorvino; Weatherview.

1.15 Sign Zone: See Hear.

Time. (R) 4.30 BBC News.

BBC1

Weatherview. 1.45 Sign Zone: My Story. (R) 2.15 (R) 1.45 How to Beat Tough Times: Money Watch.

Penguin Island.6.00 (R) CBeebies.

2.45 Ben Fogle’s Escape in 8.00 CBBC. 11.45 (R) 2.45 Ben6.00 Fogle’s Escape 8.00 in Time.

(R) 11.40 3.30 Time. (R) 3.30Film: Britain’s Empty Homes.

4.00 CBeebies.

CBBC. Legend.

(1985) (R) Fantasy Britain’s Empty Homes.

4.00 BBC News.Disney BBC News. with Tom Cruise. 1.10 Film: An Film: The (R) Boatniks.

(1970) adventure,

BBC2

BBC2

Wednesday

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Helicopter News; Weather.

1.3010.00 Regional News;Under Weather.

Heroes.

Homes the 1.45 Doctors.

2.15 Diagnosis Murder.

(R) Filthy 3.00 Hammer; BBC News; Weather.

11.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News.

3.05 Rotten Scoundrels. 11.45 Cash in the Attic; (R) CBeebies.

CBBC.12.15 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News;3.30 Weather.

Bargain Hunt.

1.00 BBC News; News; Weather.

Weather. 1.30 6.30 Regional Regional News; News BBC Programmes; Weather.2.15 7.00Diagnosis The One Show.

7.30 Weather.

1.45 Doctors.

Murder.

(R) SaintsBBC andNews; Scroungers; (R) Regional BBC News; Regional 3.00 Weather; News.

3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Waterloo Weakest Road.

Link. 6.00 News; News. 8.00 9.00 BBC Crimewatch Weather.

6.30BBC Regional NewsRegional Programmes; Solved. 10.00 News. 10.25 News; Weather.

7.00 The Show.

7.30Draws.

Bang 10.45 Goes Weather. 10.35 The One National Lottery the Theory; BBC News; Regional News.

8.00 Reggie Perrin. (R) 11.15 Film: On a Clear Day. Waterloo Road. 9.00 The Young BBC (2005) Drama, starring Peter Ones.

Mullan;10.00 National News.

Regional News; Weather.

10.35 The Lottery10.25 Update; Weatherview.

12.55 Sign Zone: National Draws.

Reggie (R) Dragons’Lottery Den. (R) 1.55 10.45 Country Tracks.Perrin.

(R) 2.50 11.15 Film: The Best Man. (2005) ; National Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 3.35 BBC News.

BBC1

Lottery Update; Weatherview. 12.50 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den. 1.50 Ben8.00 Fogle’s Escape in 6.00(R)CBeebies.

CBBC. 11.30 Time. (R) 2.35 Watchdog.

(R) 3.35Ghost.

Britain’s(1967) Empty Film: Blackbeard’s Homes. (R) 4.05 BBC News.

BBC2

adventure, 6.00 with Robert Morse.7.00 1.15 Ready Disney comedy fantasy, starring Peter Ustinov.

American 6.00 in Paris.

(1951) 7.00 Romantic CBeebies.

CBBC.Steady 8.30 CBeebies.

CBBC.musical, 8.30 BBC2 Cook. (R) 2.00 Wanted11.30 DownOpen Under.Gardens.

(R) 3.00 (R) Put 1.15 Ready 6.00 SteadyCBeebies.

Cook. (R) 2.00 starring Gene Kelly and Leslie 3.00(R) Put BBC2 CBeebies.

7.00 Wanted CBBC.Down 8.30 CBeebies.

11.30 OpenCaron.

Gardens.

BBC2 Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! Under. (R) CBeebies.

3.00 Put Your Where Your 11.30Money Daily Politics.

1.00 Your Daily MoneyPolitics.

Where Your Mouth Is. (R) Flog It! 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 GMT with George 12.00 12.30 GMT with3.45 George (R) 4.30 Pointless. to Wanted the Country.

(R) Alagiah.

1.00 Animal5.15 Park.Escape (R) 2.00 Down 6.00 (R) Eggheads.

Restoration Roadshow.

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Got In. 6.30 (R) Climbing 8.00 University Buildings.

7.00 Art of Master.

World War Two: A Challenge.

8.30The Antiques 9.00 Dragons’ Culture Show Special.

8.00 University Challenge.

Den. 10.00 Grandma’s House. 10.30 Dara O 8.30 Antiques 9.00 Dragons’ 10.00 Briain: Live atMaster. the Theatre Royal. (R)Den. 11.30 Film: Grandma’s House.

Newsnight; Weather.

The Life and Death10.30 of Peter Sellers. (2004) Biopic 11.20 Roger & Val Have Just Got In. (R) 11.50 of the comic actor, starring Geoffrey Rush. 1.25 Timothy Spall: Somewhere at Sea. 12.20 Timothy BBC Somewhere News. 3.35 Close.

Spall: at Sea. 12.50 Digging for Britain. (R) 1.50 News.9.25 4.00The Close.

6.00BBC GMTV. Jeremy Kyle

(R) 4.301.00 Pointless.

Escape to the Country.

(R) Alagiah.

Animal5.15 Park.

(R) 2.00 Wanted Down 6.00 Eggheads.

6.30 Restoration Roadshow.

Under.

(R) 3.00 Put(R) Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.7.00 (R) Coast.

3.45 Flog 4.30The Pointless.

5.15 Escape to (R) It!8.00 Great British Bake Off. the Country.

6.00 Eggheads.

6.30Children.

Climbing Great 9.00 Zimbabwe’s Forgotten 10.30 Buildings.

7.00 Coast.

(R) 8.00 The Great British Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Home Movie Bake Off. 9.00 First Digging Light. 10.20 Mull:(R) Eagle Roadshow.

(R) 12.20 for Britain.

1.20 Paradise.

(R)4.30 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 BBC News.

Close.

The Art of World War Two: A Culture Show Special.

(R) 12.20 E6.00 Numbers: Edible (R) GMTV.An9.25 TheAdventure.

Jeremy Kyle 1.20 BBC News.

Close.This Morning. 12.30 Show.4.00 10.30

Mouth Is. (R) 3.45Animal Flog It!Park.

(R) 4.30 5.15 See Hear.

1.30 (R)Pointless.

2.00 Wanted Escape to the(R)Country.

6.00 Eggheads.

Down Under.

3.00 Put(R) Your Money Where6.30 Your Mouth Is. (R)Roadshow.

3.45 Flog It! 4.30The Pointless.

5.15 Restoration 7.00 Tony Blair Escape the Country.

6.30 Interviewtowith Andrew Marr.6.00 8.00 Eggheads.

Coast. 9.00 Alex Climbing Great Buildings.

7.00 Benedict: Trials of Higgins: The People’s Champion. 10.00 Grumpy aOld Pope.

8.00 Hairy Bikers: Mums Know11.20 Best.

Men. (R)The 10.30 Newsnight; Weather.

(R) BigInterview School Lottery.

10.00 Later The9.00 TonyThe Blair with Andrew Marr. 250 (R) — withHome Jools Holland.

10.30 Newsnight; Weather.

12.20 Movie Roadshow Uncut. 1.20 BBC 11.20 Bobby Moore: World Cup Hero.

(R) 12.10 News. 3.35 Close.

Gareth Malone’s Extraordinary School for Boys.

(R) 1.10 BBC 4.059.25 Close.

6.00News.

GMTV. The Jeremy Kyle

Regional Weather.

4.00Weather.

Inspector2.00 Morse.

5.00 1.55 Regional News; 60 (R) Minute Britain’s Best Dish.

6.00 Regional News; Weather.

Makeover.

3.00 The Michael Ball Show.

3.59 6.30 ITVWeather.

News; Weather.

7.00 Emmerdale.

7.30 Regional 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Grimefighters.

(R) 6.00 8.00 Regional New WhoNews; WantsWeather. to Be a Britain’s Best Dish.

Millionaire?

9.00 The Bill. 10.00 ITV Emmerdale.

News at Ten; 6.30 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 7.30 Grimefighters.

(R) 8.00 New Who Wants to Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Be a Millionaire?

9.00 71 Degrees Farewell The Bill. 11.35 Ladette to Lady. (R)North.

12.30 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather.2.30 10.30 Regional The Zone; ITV News Headlines.

The Jeremy News; Weather.

11.355.30 Ladette Kyle Show.

(R)10.35 3.25 Swingtown.

ITV Nightscreen.

ITV toMorning Lady. (R)News.

12.25 The Zone; ITV News Headlines.

2.25 The Rockford Files. (R) 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 4.15 ITV 6.05Nightscreen.

Sali Mali. (R)5.30 6.10 ITV The Morning News.

Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs.

Regional News; Weather.

Real 12.30 Loose Women.

1.302.00 ITV Dickinson’s News; Weather.

Deal.Regional (R) 3.00News; The Michael 3.59 1.55 Weather.Ball 2.00Show.

60 Minute Regional Weather.

4.00Michael InspectorBall Morse.

(R) 5.00 Makeover.

3.00 The Show.

3.59 Britain’s Best Dish.4.00 6.00 Inspector Regional News; Regional Weather.

Morse.Weather.

(R) 5.00 6.30 ITVBest News; Weather.

7.00 Emmerdale.

7.30 Britain’s Dish.

6.00 Regional News; Weather.

6.30 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 Emmerdale.

The Lakes.

(R) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot.7.30 (R) Live Champions News 10.00UEFA ITV News at Ten;League.

Weather.10.00 10.30ITV Regional at Ten;Weather.

Weather.10.35 10.30Send Regional Weather.

News; in the News; Dogs. (R) 11.35 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Time.

Celebrity Juice.

12.20 The Zone; Extra ITV News 12.25 The Zone; ITV Blues News Brothers Headlines.

2.30 Film: Headlines.

2.20 Film: 2000.

(1998) Ready When You Are, Mr McGill.

(2003) 4.00 The 4.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 5.15 ITV Jeremy Kyle Show.

(R)Morning 4.55 ITVNews.

Nightscreen. 5.30 Nightscreen.

5.30 ITV ITV Morning News.

ITV1

Thursday

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Helicopter News; Weather.

1.3010.00 Regional News; Visit Weather.

Heroes.

The Pope’s 2010: 1.45 Doctors.

2.15 Diagnosis Murder. the (R) Pope.

3.00 Edinburgh — The Queen Welcomes BBC News; Weather; Regional News.

3.05 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; CBeebies.

3.30Doctors.

CBBC.2.15 5.15Diagnosis Weakest Murder.

Link. (R) Weather. 1.45 (R) 6.00 Regional News 3.00 BBC BBC News; News; Weather.

Weather; 6.30 Regional News.

3.05 Programmes; Weather. Link.

7.00 The One Show.

7.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest (R) 6.00 BBC News; EastEnders; BBCRegional News; Regional News. 8.00 Weather. 6.30 News Programmes; Weather. Road.

7.00 The Show.Cops.

7.30 10.00 EastEnders; Waterloo 9.00One Motorway BBC BBC News; Watchdog.

News.

10.25 Regional Regional News.

News;8.00 Weather.

10.35 9.00 10 The Young Ones.

10.00 BBC News.

10.25 Things You Need to Know About Sleep.

(R) 11.35 Regional News; Weather.

10.35 Question Time.

Film: The Abduction Club. (2002) ; Holiday 11.35 Film: K2.

(1991) Weatherview.

1.15 Sign Mountaineering Zone: Panorama.adventure, (R) 1.45 Michael Happen Biehn; Holiday 1.25 ItwithShouldn’t at a Weatherview.

Vet’s. (R) 2.45 Sign Zone: Panorama.

(R) 1.55 Countryfile.

(R) Countryfile. (R) 3.40 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time.

2.55 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time.

(R) 3.40 Britain’s (R) 4.25 BBC News.

BBC1

ITV1

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The The Hoobs.

(R) People.

7.00 Big 6.00 Treacle Brother’s Little Brother.

(R) 8.00 Ultimate (R) Big (R) 6.10 The Hoobs.

Brother.

(R) 8.55 Hollyoaks Music Show.

(R) 6.35 The Hoobs.

(R)T4: 7.00 Freshly Squeezed.

7.30 9.25 T4: Privileged.

10.20 T4: (R) 10.50 Everybody Loves Raymond.

(R) Scrubs.

7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond.

(R) T4: 8.25Friends.

Frasier.

8.55 T4: Friends.

(R) 11.20 (R)(R) 11.50 IPC Friends.

9.25 Friends.

(R) 10.00 The World (R) Swimming Championships.

12.45Good Film: Wife.

(R)Tora!

11.00 Desperate Housewives.

(R) 12.00 Tora!

Tora!

(1970) Fact-based Second World Channel 4 News Summary.

12.05 In Your Dreams.

War drama, starring Martin Balsam.

3.25 (R)Countdown.

12.20 Film: theDeal.

Rain.

4.10Singin’ Deal orinNo 5.00(1952) Come 2.20 Lakes on a Plate.

2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Recall.

3.25 Countdown.

4.10 Deal or Channel No Deal. 4 Simpsons.

(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks.

7.00 5.00 Come with Me.7.30 5.30Dispatches: Coach Trip.Britain’s 6.00 News.

7.25Dine 4thought.tv.

The Simpsons. 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 Secret Slaves.

8.30 I Am Slave.

Ultimate Big News.

7.55 4thought.tv.

8.00 The10.00 Trouble with the Brother.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (R)10.00 11.55 Pope.

9.0011.10 My Family’s Crazy Gap Year.

Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 2.35 Film: Jamie’s American Food Revolution.

11.00 ThisThe Is Anniversary Party.

(2001) Drama, Jennifer England ’86. (R) 12.00 Film: Rita, starring Sue and Bob Jason Leigh andFilm: AlanFiraaq.

Cumming.

4.30 Film: The Too. (1987) 1.45 (2008) 3.35 Film: Lady Wants Mink.

Whirlpool.

(1949) (R) (1953) Comedy, starring Ruth Hussey.

Channel 4

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Stuff.

6.00 Wright Milkshake!

9.00 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 Miami.Stuff.

(R) TheCSI: Wright 12.40 Five News.Goddard.

12.45 Chinese FoodCSI: in Minutes.

10.30 Trisha (R) 11.30 NY. (R) (R)12.25 1.15 House Doctor.

(R) 1.45 Neighbours.

CSI: NY. (R) 1.15 Neighbours.

1.502.15 Film: Home and Away.

2.50 The Family Recipe.

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Motorcycle Trials

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At the weekend the Horsham Riders Motorcycle Trials Club staged its second two day trials event at Northlands near Horsham.

The Saturday event scores were worked out by performance on a choice of different routes, with more points up for grabs on harder routes.

The winner was Tony Flegg, who scored 156 of a possible 200. The next day more riders turned up for a normal trial in dry and dusty conditions, the rain just holding off until most riders had finished.

The white route was won by ‘Mr Honda’ Clint Leggett, riding the latest Montesa 4 stroke. Second place went to Saturday’s winner Tony Flegg. Local rider Tim Husband beat Jack Northover by 5points to win the blue route, and the yellow route was won by John Yardley who didn’t drop a single mark.

Two new names, Sam Davidson and Joe Davidson, took the joint runner up spot.

Saturday Tony Flegg 156 John Charman 154 Jake Pope 121 Mike Husband 98 Mark Johnson 94 Graham Knight 91

Results Sunday White Route Clint Leggett 9ml Tony Flegg 16ml John Charman 33ml Mike Husband 87ml

Report & Pics By Steve Hook

Blue Route Tim Husband 9ml Jack Northover 14ml Josh Bray 19ml Graham Knight 19ml Robert Mckenzie21ml Yellow Route John Yardley 0ml Sam Davidson 1ml Joe Davidson 1ml Kevin Mcdavitt 3ml Mick Dunstain 5ml

Red Route Bill Platt 20ml Adam Holloway 36ml Elaine Dufaur 50ml

London New Zealand took on Broadbridge Heath at the weekend, winning by seven wickets

Capital Kiwis brush off Heath challenge In a hastily arranged fixture Broadbridge Heath Cricket Club hosted the wandering London New Zealand side on Saturday.

With regular skipper Jeff Dawe turning out for the Kiwi side, the Heath players were all keen to dispatch his bowling over the ropes.

On a lovely day LNZ won the toss and inserted a rather weakened BBH side. A good opening stand of 60 followed from Dave Baker and Matt Tyson, however Tony Penman finally got both openers.

With the introduction of Dawe to the bowling attack the Heath batsmen's eyes were lighting up. However, it was Dawe that had the last Cricket

laugh, bagging 3-7 off 7 overs and instigating a mini collapse, as Heath slumped to 107-8.

Fred Bridges and Colin Case then saw them through to 149 off their 40 overs.

The LNZ innings started brightly and they were always in control of the run chase, with a flurry of boundaries thanks to the introduction of Dave Baker to the bowling, and they won comfortably by 7 wickets.

The two teams and numerous spectators had plenty of time to enjoy a few beers and a BBQ after what was a fun and enjoyable fixture.

There is already talk of a return match next year.

Sussex women aim for title

Jack Northover on the Blue Route

Sarah Taylor of Sussex and England

The Sussex Women’s Cricket team are to play Kent at Horsham Cricket Club on Sunday, 12th September in their final County Championship match.

Both sides are currently top of the table having won the same amount of matches. Whoever wins on Sunday will be crowned County Champions.

In the last 7 years the County Championship has been between Sussex and Kent, Sussex have won the Championship four times, in

2003, 04, 05 and 2008, with Kent taking three titles. Sussex will look to take the trophy from Kent this Sunday.

The Women play 10 matches throughout the season, home and away against Kent, Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Somerset and Berkshire. Sussex played Kent in their first match of the season at Beckenham and beat them by 79 runs.

There will be many big names playing on Sunday who are in the current Eng-

land set up. For Sussex, wicket keeper Sarah Taylor, left arm spinner Holly Colvin, off spinner Laura Marsh and opening batsman, Caroline Atkins, while Kent have England captain Charlotte Edwards and batsman Lydia Greenway.

The match starts at 11am, and entry is free. l Meanwhile on the John Dew ground, at 10am will be the girls under 13 Club final between Horsham and Bells Yew Green.

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Athletics pip the Yankees The Mets team claimed the Bronco League Championship

The Athletics won both games of a doubleheader to claim the PMW Communications Mustang League Championship, finishing the season with 10 wins and one loss.

The A's had to come from behind to beat the Yankees 6-5 in the first game. Tom Underwood lead the fight back with two hits and two runs batted in, including the game winning run.

Sam Bradley had three hits and one run batted in, with Matt Oldmeadow, Tom Crabb and Callum Hunt also driving in runs.

Joe Riley pitched two strong innings to get the win, allowing two runs on one hit, while striking out four Yankees and making two great defensive plays to record outs.

Great pitching and some outstanding fielding from the Yankees kept the A's run countdown whilst Greg Kettle and Lucy Wright both managed two hits and a run batted in.

The A's also had to come from behind in the second game to beat the Mets 10-8. Sam Easter lead the way with two hits, including a bases-loaded triple to drive in three runs. Josh Sayer had two hits and a run batted in, Joe Riley had a pair of hits and RBIs, Oliver Hepburn had two hits and Charlie Ridey and Tom Underwood each drove in a run.

Sam Easter pitched two strong innings, holding the Mets scoreless while striking out two to claim the victory. The Mets threatened to win the game in the last inning but Matt Oldmeadow made a spectacular catch to win the game for the A's.

The Mets fought to the last with some strong pitching in the first and last innings. Coupled with the Batting of Archie Derby, Jasper Neary and Isaac Parsons each bringing in two runs with two hits, made for a well balanced game.

A spirited performance for the

last game and Bronco League Champion decider of the 2010 season saw the A's pipped at the post 15-9 by the Mets.

With the A's 11-0 down by the 2nd innings they fired into action. There was a superb double play started by Ross Williams who caught a flyball at shortstop and then threw to Hayley Westbrook at 2nd base for a force out.

The A's also got 5 of their 9 runs by stealing home with Jack Clarke (1) Adam Tod (2) Rhys Prescott(1) and Will Anderson(1) all impressing on the bases.

However the Mets stong start in the first two innings striking the Athletics out and high runs scored including Sam Boylett’s two hits driving in 3 runs as well as his two runs.

Redsox were hot in the field as they beat the Yankees 29-19.

In the first innings Redsox scored 2 runs, a great steal home

by Austin Harwood-Stamper with Annie Harwood-Stamper brought home by a great hit from Jared Cox. The Yankees were held to 4 runs by 2 strike-outs by Sean Geddes and an out fielded

by Jared Cox on 1st. In the second innings both teams scored the maximum of 5 runs.

In the 3rd innings Redsox scored 3 runs but held the Yankees to 0 with 3 great strike outs

by Jared Cox (pitching). The 4th innings saw 4 runs scored by the Redsox but the Yankees rallied and scored a great 6 runs although Jared had again struck 2 players out. With the 5th and final innings open it was still all left to play for. Every Redsox player showed batting skills and scored a whopping 15 runs! The Yankees fought back and scored 4 runs before the 3rd out.

Over all the spirits were high for the last game and every player had smiles on their faces and cheers for their team. A great end to the season.

Athletics won the Mustang league

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Darts

Plough dent Railway hope

Chris Hammond hit a 180

Chris Holmes performed a jig after surprising his opponent to narrowly clinch the Williams Cup

Chris gets jiggy after Williams Cup victory The weather was mostly favourable for Horsham Bowling Club’s Finals weekend on 4th-5th September.

A lot of good bowling and close competitions were appreciated by many members, who turned up to support their colleagues. Most encouraging was the appearance of several new names amongst the finalists.

In the Ladies’ competitions, the Singles Champion was Pam Venn, recording her first trophy since joining the club. She was trailing early on, but eventually overcame the Ladies’ Captain, Lesley Grogan.

Lesley, however, was successful in the Handicap Singles, defeating another newcomer to the Finals, Kath Monckton.

In fact, Kath appeared in two other finals, successfully overcoming Barbara Hill (her first final) in the Coben Cup (for ladies who had not won any other competition previously) and then partnering Angela Machell in the Champi-

onship Pairs to a win over Lesley Grogan and Phyllis Holt.

In a very close game, Angela successfully retained the trophy for the third year running partnered

by Kath. In an exciting Ladies’ Handicap Pairs, Fran Baillie and Christine Thomas (another new face) narrowly defeated Val Redwood and Lesley Grogan by the smallest of margins, one shot.

In the mixed competitions, Robbie Calder beat Martin Jolliffe to lift the Centenary Shield and with his regular playing partner, Katie Felton, Robbie regained the Mixed Pairs by de-

feating Gwyneth Main and Mick Norris.

Robbie and Katie have now won this competition in alternate years since 2006.

One of the happiest members in the Men’s Competitions was club treasurer, Chris Holmes.

Chris has won some pairs competitions in the many years that he has been at the club, but this year, in a nail-biting final, he emerged triumphant against Allan Robertson in the Williams Cup. Being 18-20 down, Chris picked up the three shots needed to scrape past his opponent and then did a jig on the green!

Chris was not so fortunate in the Handicap Pairs, he and Paul Jolliffe succumbing to David Marden (in only his second year of bowling) and Mick Norris.

The Men’s Singles Championship was won by Robbie Calder, picking up his third win of the weekend, in defeating Barry Baillie. However, his winning streak came to an end in the Championship Pairs, when, partnered

by Norman Porter, they lost to Arthur Streeter and Mick Norris.

Barry Baillie retained his Handicap Singles title with a win over Colin Watson, yet another new finalist in the club.

Pam Venn (above) and left, Kath Monckton and Angela Machell In the Sets, Martin Jolliffe beat Allan Robertson by two sets to love, although both sets were very close. Despite losing two finals, Allan Robertson was more than pleased to win his third final by beating Dennis Tribe in the Hales Cup. Another new finalist, Allan can feel really proud of reaching so many finals.

By his success over the weekend and in the semi-finals, Robbie Calder has once again emerged as Victor Ludorum, being the club’s all-round best bowler.

He and all the other finalists, whether successful or not, must be congratulated for reaching the pinnacle of the club’s year.

Plenty of 180's and big outshots were had last week around the club’s boards, as the League nears the conclusion of the league stage, with places in the knock-out stage still up for grabs.

In the A Division, Plough Hounds’ 7-2 win over the Railway in a high scoring encounter, virtually ends the Railway's chances of a knock-out spot.

Three maximums were struck at the Plough, two for the home side through Gary Newman and Dan Bradford, while John Dawes replied for the Billingshurst side.

BBHVC are almost there after inflicting a 9-0 whitewash on the Tanners Arms, and the Sussex Barn remain in third following a 6-3 win at the Windmill, where young Chris Hammond hit a 180 for the Barn..

B Division leaders Steyning CC enjoyed a week off, leaving the Red Lyon to close in on them with a 8-1 thumping of the Rising Sun B, with the Lyon's Simon Smith and Mark Howe checking out on 154 and 112 respectably.

Third placed Rising Sun bounced back from the previous week’s defeat, to maul The Bear 7-2, while the Anchor Inn's good run continues with a 6-3 win at the Norfolk Arms over the N.A.D.S helped by 180's from Steve Arnold & Bill Kinchin.

C Division front runners Kings Arms didn't play, but second placed Roffey Club slipped up when going down 5-4 at the Shelley Arms, for whom Justin Parker was on target with 116 and 113 finishes. Third placed Storrington Club suffered a surprise 6-3 defeat to the Railway Colts for only their third victory of the season. Plough star Keiron Budd posted a fine 150 checkout as he helped his team over the winning line at the Star in Roffey by 7-2 margin.

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Hawks build on success

Following a hugely successful 2009/10 season, the Horsham Hawks Basketball Team is back in action this season with increased training sessions and more teams entering the Sussex Basketball League.

The club now has an Under 14s team, as well as the established Under 12s and Under 11s teams, with training for all commencing the week of 6th September.

There is also a ‘pay and play’ session on Saturdays, 4.30pm -6.30pm at the Forest School.

The session costs £3 and is for youngsters who wish to play basketball and perhaps learn more about the Horsham Hawks.

In addition to all this, the club is also offering a 10 week course for girls commencing Wednesday, 22nd September, 4.30pm at Millais School. The course is open to all girls aged 5-15 years of age.

Coach John Dishington said: “Our young players did incredibly well last season and we are looking to build on that success. We still have some team places available and interested youngsters are encouraged to come along to our Saturday ‘pay and play’ session at the Forest School. These are exciting times for the Horsham Hawks.”

Full details of the training sessions and girls’ course at www.horshamhawks.co.uk

Golf

Off to Turnberry

Margaret Swatman from Horsham goes to Turnberry in September to play in a nationwide BMW sponsored golf tournament.

Margaret won her place after winning a first round at her home club Cottesmore. This qualified her to play in the regional knockout held at the famous West Course at Wentworth.

Playing the West Course for the first time Margaret said: “It was a fantastic day and superbly organised. I was very nervous on the first tee but scored two stableford points on our first hole (a par three) helped settle the nerves and stopped my shaking hands!

“By the time I got to the 14th, I felt more confident, and walking down 15,16,17 and 18 I felt the sense of occasion that I was really playing at Wentworth.

“Highlights for me were pars on the 1st and 13th holes, a long putt (25ft) across the 11 green to save a point and negotiating successfully my way out of several bunkers. But best of all was not going into the water of the new 18th hole!”

Margaret played in the Cottesmore team with other players who qualified - Tony Cockerill, Neil Highgate and Adrian Houslip of Vines in Horsham who sponsored the local event at Cottesmore.

Ross Bryant, Southwater goalkeeper, and defender Adam Laker fight to keep out Wimbledon in a pre-season friendly

Rebels deny ‘Water Under-18s in debut Southwater’s new Under 18’s team had their first ever match in the Arun and Chichester League against Worthing Rebels on Saturday.

Despite going behind in the first half, Southwater drew level when Max Woolford powered the ball into the goal when ‘water’s first corner was headed back across the six yard box.

However, Worthing Rebels reestablished their lead to go into the break 2 – 1 up but this was wiped out in the second half when Dan Rose robbed the last defender and rounded the goalkeeper.

Worthing Rebels then scored two quick goals to re-establish a lead but Southwater kept pressing and were rewarded when a fine free flowing one touch move was superbly finished off by Jack Carter. With time running out, Southwater searched for the equaliser, but succumbed to a late breakaway goal.

There were some fine performances, in particular from debutant Will Nash, midfielder Matt Hempstead and keeper Will Poston, but Man of the Match went to Dan Rose who had a hand in all three goals.

Southwater U16s’ last pre-season friendly before was at home to AFC Wimbledon.

The visitors arrived fresh on the back of a convincing win over QPR, so the Rossoneri of Southwater knew they would have a tough game on their hands.

Despite competing well and

matching the Dons work-rate, the home side could not stop Wimbledon taking the lead midway through the first half after a quick turn and shot from the edge of the box struck the back of the net.

Southwater 'keeper Ross Bryant saved well twice before the visitors extended their lead on the hour, before adding a third.

Southwater Manager, Jeff Bryant, said: "I was very proud of the boys’ performance today against a strong London side that have won their league for three years on the bounce."

Southwater Reds got the new season off to a winning start away to last season’s League and Cup winners Ockley.

Ockley took the lead, before Ryan Thomas struck a dipping shot from the edge of the box just as the referee blew for half-time.

The Reds defended stoutly and looked dangerous on the attack, but it wasn't until two minutes from the end that Southwater claimed all three points when

Scott Bissett scored.

Horsham Sparrows under 15s faced Storrington Vipers on the opening day of the new season. The match was tightly contested throughout and after a goalless first half Storrington opened the scoring through Sam Rutherford. Sparrows equalised through a goal from Joey CalderSmith.

As the match neared its climax, both teams produced some good end to end football and on many occasions Sparrows were denied the winner by the excellent Storrington goalkeeper, Brandon Smith.

The match ended 1-1, good performances from Hugh Turnbull and Michael Thomas.

Roffey Robins Wanderers entertain Royal United in Division A of the Under 15s league.

Ollie Rivers gave Wanderers the lead as he rose higher and faster than anyone else to head the ball into the back of the net, but Royal Utd equalised before half time.

Royal’s attacked right from the off in the second half and it wasn’t too long before they showed their quality and took the lead, but this time Roffey came back to equalise. In the end though, Royal Utd proved too strong and ran out 5-2 winners.

Lions U14’s kicked off their first game of the Horsham District League season against an evenly matched side, Storrington Vipers Utd at Amberley at the weekend.

Despite having most of the possession in the first half and some solid team play, with good performances displayed by Kieran Penny, Aaron Pyzer and CharlieBlair-Rains, the Lions were eventually defeated 2-1, in a game of missed chances that could of easily of ended as a draw or even a win for the Lions team.

Liam Ruz scored his first goal of the season and Charlie BlairRains was awarded Man of the Match for his defending skills.

Newcomers, Jared Ashmole and Liam Kidd performed very well in their debut league appearance in the Lions team.

Royal Utd under 9s managed to win their last tournament of the summer with victory at Lower Beeding on Sunday.

Royal Utd came top of group 2 and went through to the final against the winner of group 1, home team Lower Beeding.

The final was a tight game and went down to the dreaded penalty shoot out. Tom Baxter, the Royal keeper, saved three penalties to give Royal the victory .

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Renowned golf coach recruited

Paul Lee scores the all important third goal for Baptists on Saturday, against Horsham Olympic Reserves (Pics: Chris Woolgar)

Baptists are spot on in entertaining clash Horsham Baptists 2nds got off to a good start in Division 5 North, beating Horsham Olympic 2nds at Bennetts Field.

Baptists took the lead from a penalty, converted by Jack Deacon, but before half time the referee had awarded Olympic a penalty too, so all even at the break.

There were chances at both ends in the second half, but Baptists took the lead for a second time with the game’s third penalty. Matt Swarbrick was taken down, and up stepped Deacon to convert his second.

Paul Lee added a third, scoring with his head after a good delivery from Jacob Patten, before Olympic grabbed a late consolation.

Cowfold Reserves started life in Div 2 North with a 3-1 win over Rudgwick.

Fold found themselves 1-0 down after only five minutes. Fold got back on level terms just before

the break after Ant Parsons was brought down in the box and dusted himself down to fire the spot kick home.

Parsons then gave Fold the lead early in the second period, firing a free kick into the top corner from 25 yards. Mike Nash then made sure Fold got off to a winning start when he made it three with 10 minutes to go .

Last season’s Division 5 Champions Cowfold Thirds and Runners-up Horsham Crusaders went head to head on Saturday in an exciting opening game of the season.

‘THE ONLY CONSOLATION WAS A CRAIG MITCHELL GOAL FROM THE HALF WAY LINE’

In a physical first half, Crusaders started brightly, but Cowfold soon worked their way into the game, and they took the lead when poor marking by the Crusaders defence at a corner allowed the ball to be swept in at the far post.

For the remainder of the half, Cowfold then enjoyed the majority of possession without troubling Crusaders keeper James Hatton.

In the second half Crusaders piled forward and it was no surprise when James Callaby flicked the ball on to Chris Atkinson who volleyed home from the edge of the penalty area.

Further chances for Crusaders came and went, with Crusaders Matt Probin being denied a goal by a fine save from the Cowfold keeper Matt Beck, and then Probin missing the target after a delightful cross from Ryan Taylor.

A fair result between two evenly matched teams.

Horsham Juventus started their Sunday league season in bizarre fashion, coming from 5-1 down at half-time to draw the game 5-5 against Angmering Sunday.

Juventus were the better side throughout the match and should have taken all three points but defensive errors cost them.

The only consolation in the first half was a Craig Mitchell goal scored from the half way line, an over hit cross which sailed into the top corner.

Stand in manager Neal Jannels rallied his troops and in the second half they performed and scored quickly, Ryan Archer smashing home at the back post.

Juve pulled two more goals back through Josh Archer and Mark Adams and should have had another when Dan Wennington missed from a yard out.

But with two minutes to go a surging Shaun Findlay run into the area was halted unfairly and Josh Archer scored his second and gave Juve a point.

September 2010: Mannings Heath Golf Club has appointed internationally renowned golf coach Carl Watts as its resident teaching professional.

The former European Tour player brings a wealth of competitive experience spanning 25 years to his new role, having coached over 150 successful touring professionals throughout Europe. His doctrine for success covers all aspects of the game from swing technique to mental strength aimed at producing better performance levels.

Carl has devised a comprehensive teaching programme at the “Exclusive Golf Academy” that caters for junior golfers, youth players and professionals and heads an experienced support team equipped with the latest teaching facilities including 3D swing analysis, a club testing centre, golf fitness regime as well as expertise from a physiotherapist and a European Tour caddy.

He will be joined by Head Professional Neil Darnell and Andy Hailes, Assistant Teaching Professional.

Carl’s own competitive credentials include winning the British Boys Championship 1989 as well as capturing numerous European Challenge Tour title and finishing runner-up to Robert Karlsson in a play-off for the 1997 BMW International Open.

The first step for potential pupils is to make an appointment at the Academy for an expert assessment of existing skills following which a personal training programme is specified with regular return visits. The Youth Academy also offers a comprehensive 2-4 year programme for aspiring professionals.

Not any old irons

On Friday, 24th September, Horsham Golf and Fitness hosts a launch night for Wilson Staff Di11.

On the day, at 3-7pm, eight people will be custom fitted by Wilson Staff’s fully qualified team and can be the first to get their order in.

Bookings are being taken through Chris at 01403 271525 or by email at secretary@horshamgolfandfitness.co.uk

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