The Resident - 22nd October 2010

Grannies Are Great

Sparkling Nights

Tigers’ Crusade

Oldies shine at East Street Opening p.4-5

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POSITION AVAILABLE FOR A FULLY QUALIFIED WORKSHOP TECHNICIAN IN OUR BUSY WORKSHOP Every day seems to bring with it a fresh batch of cutbacks, both at national and local level.

So it’s no surprise then that Horsham District Council has not been able to allocate any extra funds for the Christmas

lights campaign.

Last year, our once wonderful, glowing, energy-sapping, just-about-visible-from-space seasonal decorations all but came to an end.

Following criticism about the amount of money spent on

Christmas lights during an economic crisis, the council swiped its budget for festive fancies to just £14,450, from more than £70,000.

It was a little like swapping a pre-decorated Harrods Christmas tree with a twig in a

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There is, however, something to cheer this year. It won’t be quite what we’ve seen before, but traders in the privately-owned Piries Place

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‘we’ll make it like national lampoon!’ said: “We are all working together to make sure that these lights that wouldn’t otherwise be used, go to making Piries Place look more inviting and festive for traders and shoppers.

“We’re going to make Piries Place look like National Lampoon!”

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shopping area have come together to provide their own Christmas lights display.

With the support of the council, they have been able to use many of the town’s old decorations, such as the old angels that once adorned the Carfax, and will be opting for a stylish white and gold look for its seasonal celebration.

They’re even hoping to pull in a big name for the switch on, due to take place on Friday, 13th November.

Horsham District Council is assisting the effort by switching on its lights to coincide with Piries Place. This year’s display will be the same as last year, with the addition of lighting in the two largest trees in the Carfax (by Panino and the bus stop).

Once again, the lights are being funded by Horsham

‘we feel it’s a shame there is no big draw for the town’ Cutbacks were made to the Christmas lights budget last year Neighbourhood Council’s ‘Special Charge’ - a small levy for residents of the unparished areas of Horsham which is collected alongside Council Tax. But it is Piries Place that is expected to steal the show.

Ian Munslow, partner of estate agents Munslow Bailey Gray, said: “Most of the traders (in Piries) are locally

based and like everyone we feel it’s a shame that there is no big draw for the town at Christmas.

“It used to be such a good event for Horsham. We accept the reasons why that can’t happen anymore, but as a private shopping area we are in a position to do something about that.”

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Alice Bradley of Blossom, in the walkway from the Carfax to Piries Place, added: “It’s a good thing for this end of town, as it has that Oldy Worldy feel to it with many independent traders, and the area deserves a bit of promotion.

“East Street has obviously enjoyed a high profile recently, which has been good for us too, but hopefully this will attract more people to Piries Place.”

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Booming marvellous The only ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ you’ll find in the Carfax this year will have come from the Candy Box’s billboards or sale bargains.

For there will be fireworks in Horsham town centre once again.

However, you don’t have to go far.

Horsham Cricket & Sports Club in Cricketfield Road hosts its inaugural Fireworks Night on Saturday, October 30th.

Following the Firework display

by Aurora Fireworks of Wisborough Green, who also are cosponsors, there will live music in the club house and DJ to make it a complete evening’s entertainment.

New Japanese restaurant Wabi were the first enthusiastic supporters to be signed up and will have a food stall at the event to supplement the club BBQ and hog Roast, quickly followed by Barclays Bank and estate agents Strutt & Parker who open their new offices in Horsham's Carfax next week.

Sainsbury's have volunteered the use of their car park as there will be no parking available at the club. Advance tickets are available from the club at a discount, priced £5.

Horsham Rugby Club is hosting its annual Bonfire and Fireworks

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Last year brought a record attendance for the event, where thousands of people from Horsham and local surrounding towns enjoyed a bonfire and fireworks display, also run by Aurora Fireworks.

At this year's event there will be a variety of sweets and food stalls, BBQ, a beer tent hosted by local brewers Hepworth’s, indoor Bar, music, PA system, games and various kids’ play areas and a Guy-making competition.

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The Shopping Trolley Grannies proved highly entertaining (Pic by Toby Phillips) while (left) East Street is declared officially open (Pic: The Resident). Below, Dingle Fingle was popular with the kids (Pic: John Lines)

Grannies steal the show town on their speedy trolleys.

The Ferraris, Lamborghinis and De Tomasos revved up the atmosphere still further as many hundreds of visitors passed through the street during the day.

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A flurry of preparations in the weeks leading up to the event had seen a number of business owners, led by the Holts of La Source, repainting their shop fronts and concocting activities that would engage visitors of all ages in learning more about East Street and incentivising their return as customers.

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Who would have thought that a convoy of Italian supercars could have their thunder stolen by three old grannies with shopping trolleys?

But that was the case on Saturday as Horsham’s East Street celebrated its new £400,000 revamp with an official celebration.

25 businesses came together for the event, supported by Horsham District Council, to put their street and businesses ‘on the map’ in no uncertain terms.

The ‘Shopping Trolley Grans’ were originally booked mainly as a means to spread news of the event around the town, but they really stole the show, whizzing around the

plies, Cookery and Cocktail making demonstrations by Wabi and free food samples

by Pizza Express, Tortellini plus Strada and Carmela.

In addition many visitors took advantage of Steamer Trading’s 25th birthday offers, vouchers for free sparkling wine celebrating Cote’s 1st Anniversary in Horsham, 25% off flowers in Stephanie Jane Florists and Strada’s running of a children’s prize drawing competition.

Local businesses reported seeing more people entering their shops than they could counts with several declaring the day a major success for all involved. Chris & Sylvie from La Source said:

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“What a great day! The street really came alive from the 'off' and we lost count of the number of positive comments we received from the public. We were amazed by the number of new visitors to our shop (as well as many of our regulars) and didn't get a lot of time to get out and enjoy the event ourselves! No complaints there though!

“It just goes to show what can be achieved when traders get together with a supportive Council and make things happen. That's the way to put a street on the map!”

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Continued from Page 4 Street so full of people from near and afar all day long - it was how Saturdays used to be and may it long continue. “ Sandie Brittain from Wabi added: “It was a highly successful day and gave us the opportunity to show there is more to Japanese cuisine than sushi.”

A variety of entertainments played out across the day, much of the activity being focused on the ‘Landbuild’ marquee which attracted crowds to view polished performances from, Horsham’s Glynde Dance Studio, The TLA Steel Band from Littlehampton and locally based Salsa Evolution who also ran interactive sessions for those wanting to have a go themselves.

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ran two very successful stalls throughout the day (see Letter page) and Horsham Open Studios inspired over 100 visitors, young and old to paint some of Horsham’s famous faces (and amusingly some of the East Street traders!) in the style of artists ranging from Warhol and Picasso to Matisse.

Special mention must be made of For anyone that missed it, a history of East Street display, courtesy of Horsham District Council’s Horsham Museum, and a development ‘before and after’ display will continue to be located in the shop front of Talbot House, East Street for at least the next week.

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Horsham Fireworks Night 30 October 2010

Gates open 6pm – fireworks start 7.30pm

Pictured: Clockwise from top left: Visitors could paint famous local famous with Horsham Open Studios (Pic: John Lines); learn how to dance with Salsa Evolution (Toby Phillips) and listen to music by one man and his dog (J.Lines); Scott Hallsworth, head chef at Wabi, dazzled with his samples (J.Lines) but it was the Grannies that stole the show (T.Phillips)

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Halloween Masks Thursday 28th - Saturday 30th Oct

Mask making workshops will be held for three days at 10am-3pm, in Swan Walk (outside Wilkinsons).

It’s ideal for children aged six years and upwards (children under 10 must be accompanied by an adult).

Advance booking recommended as places are limited. It costs just £2.50 per person including all materials with all proceeds to Hor-

sham Rotary Club.

Download a booking form online from www.horshamfestival.co.uk or pop into Horsham Museum.

Fancy Dress Saturday 30th Oct - 2pm

Fans of Halloween are invited to add some ghostly fun to the Horsham Half Term by dressing up in a weird and wonderful Halloween costume and joining the spooky line-up of ghouls and ghosts as they parade through the town on Saturday afternoon.

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Festival still offers fun for the family Yes, it’s true, it’s a great shame that the town centre fireworks aren’t on anymore.

Yes, it’s daft that a few independent traders in Piries Place can have a bit of a whip round, cherry pick the best of the town’s decorations and get them put up, when it can’t be done in the Carfax!

And it’s daft that Horsham District Council doesn’t have the money to fund a display, yet West Sussex County Council can fund a video on their website called ‘How to Wash your Hands’.

But we do still have the Horsham Festival, which serves up a great array of activities for the kids. So while there may be no rockets in the town centre, there’s no reason why children can’t get involved in Halloween and take part in lots of games and activities.

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There’s some terrifying sights in Horsham during Halloween, especially late in the evening on the pub trail! family entertainment in Horsham on 28th– 30th October.

Filling the town with festive fun will be traditional funfair rides including the classic Carousel, whilst families will love the ghoulish comedy walkabouts, chil-

dren’s fun, Halloween entertainment, ghostly tours from Horsham Museum, competitions and more.

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loween activities for all the family including mask-making workshops in Swan Walk, a fancy dress competition and parade and a Trick or Treat Town Trail. A small admission fee will be charged for some of these events, helping to raise money for Rotarian charities and there will be some great prizes to win.

Live music will fill the town with foot tapping sounds from West End show tunes and Glam Rock to film scores and divas.

Friday evening in the Carfax will thrill with the sounds of The Battle of the Bands finale from 6.30pm following seven exciting weeks of heated competition.

The music will conclude on Saturday with a ‘Thriller’ dance show and karaoke on the bandstand, followed by a fantastic live show from Chinchilla Zilla, an energetic band playing covers from the 60’s right through to the present day.

Trick or Treat Competition Monday 25th - Saturday 30th Oct

Horsham shops hold a competition all this week and you can win a special treat in each one.

But watch out - you could be in for a trick or two too! Free entry - collect your entry forms from local shops and even inside this paper.

Accompanied pre-teenage children will visit a range of town centre shops to play the ‘Kidz Stuff’ Halloween Card Game’ to discover whether they have won a treat or will have to perform a ‘trick’.

A range of family chores will form the majority of the ‘tricks’, finding firm support with most parents, whilst offering a fun activity that can occupy the children for a couple of hours. Children will also have to obtain passwords from the shops which they will enter onto a form for a chance of winning some cash prizes.

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The Old Mill Steam Fair Thursday 28th - Saturday 30th Oct

The Old Mill Steam Fair returns to Horsham.

It opens to the public from 10am until late.

This turn-of-the-century-style funfair features a beautiful Carousel, thrilling Chair-o-Planes, a Haunted Castle, Cups and Saucers and more, as well as the giant Ferris Wheel which offers spectacular views across Horsham for all those who dare to step aboard!

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Here at The Resident, we like to think we’re strong supporters of the local arts scene.

We can’t afford to buy much of it, so tragically are more likely to buy a £15 Ikea print of downtown LA, or a canvas of stones on a beach, than we are to buy an original piece of work by the likes of Angela Brittain, Derek Golledge, Nicola Rose, Andrew Vince, Kerto Koppel-Catlin, or many of the other excellent artists.

You can find many of them listed on the Horsham Open Studios website, along with details of future exhibitions, and further examples of local talent at Horsham Gallery in New Street.

But we’re not the only ones to have spotted the talent - the Boars Head is so impressed by the variety on offer that they have happily exhibited work by several Horsham-based artists.

Since the re-vamped Boar’s Head opened its doors four months ago, guests have not only experienced some fine food but also had some artworks to look at provided by various artists who are part of the Horsham Open Studios.

Treacy Mace of the Boar’s Head approached the Horsham Open Studios and offered to provide a 30 picture

newcomer Jaime Wren.

On show are prints and originals at affordable prices that would make ideal Christmas gifts.

Alternatively the artists can be contacted via Treacy if you have something special you would like for that bare wall in a new house or flat.

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Hanging on the walls of the bar and dining area are pictures provided by well known local artists Derek Golledge, Angela Brittain, Kerto Koppel-Catlin, Susan Tindall, Lindsey Pearson, Janine Creaye, Sharon Norman, Steve Gubbins and

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The Jack Mac Experience brought with them a legion of fans (Pics by Victoria Thompson)

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Experience defeats youth Heat 3 of the Horsham District Battle of the Bands is traditionally the “Heat of Death” and Sunday night was no exception.

First to take the stage at The Chameleon Nightclub were Avalanche, a newly formed band, though they had all “been around the block a bit.”

A four piece playing driving rock with good songs and a good voice, the penultimate track “Fade” being the pick of the bunch. Flash guitarist too though he needs to clean up his rhythm sound a bit. As soon as the next band arrived I was dying to hear what they sounded like. I like bands who dress up and X-sys (pronounced ex –sis) wore stage threads that made them look like a trio of cyborgs and clones from a post apocalyptic future.

They call their music Cyber Metal and features programmed electronica behind driving doom-laden metal riffage. The vocals were clear as a bell rather than the growling I was expecting and it was quite melodic in places.

The only thing that let them down was the compressed backing tracks coming out of their apple laptop.

This stuff has got to sound awesome to work in a live setting and they’d have been better off using the apple to trigger a proper synth module via midi. Still, with a bit more drive they could be Metal’s answer to Pendulum, and maybe as their last song said “This world will be ours”.

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In total contrast Metal 6piece Heroes vs Villains turned up the volume. It wasn’t all guitar carnage and growling however as second vocalist Tom Viney on also played keyboards and it amazed me how he could turn from giving it all on vocals, the veins standing out on his neck, to playing the most lyrical piano phrases in an instant. Standout performer on the night.

Their music isn’t my taste but they are very good at what they do and have the following to show for it.

The final band on the night looked like they weren’t old enough to have girlfriends let alone the legion of female followers they brought with them, but as soon as Moments Too Late stared playing it all fell into place.

Pop/punk songs about teenage boy/girl angst, good musicians with good songs too and the two guitarists/singers had near identical voices which blended very well and allowed each to take the lead with no break in continuity.

Their final song “Hellraiser” was the pick of the night. This band have massive potential, are sure to keep the young ladies of Billingshurst happy for the next few years In the end experience told and rockers Killing Vegas got the judges vote with metal gods Heroes vs Villains in second place. They play in the Grand Final on Friday, 29th October at 6.30pm on the Bandstand. For details of the fourth and final heat see the Events guide.

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Trevor Moore is a man who has a story about everything.

There’s a story behind the Northern Irishman’s helmet which bears the Cross of St George, his mascot Murphy the leprechaun, who has travelled all over the world on Trevor’s adventures, and we’ve no doubt that - given the time - he’d happily recount them all day.

You may have heard a few from the jovial 65-year-old, as he’s a popular bus driver in Horsham with Stagecoach.

And soon he’ll be off on another adventure, with his good friend Phill Walker, as they set off on a tour that will see them take in Scotland, Northern Ireland, The Republic and Wales.

The duo will set off at 4am on 29th September, with Trevor driving his Yamaha R1 and Phill on his very different BMW 1200 RT. Their first stop on the demanding five day ride is a 440 mile trip to Scotland.

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Northern Ireland and ride one of the fastest road routes in the world.

They then head south to Wales, travel over the Brecon Beacons before heading back home.

Trevor says that he’s “one of the few 65-year-olds riding around on an R1” but Phill says he’ll have no trouble keeping up on his powerful BMW. “It’s the bike used by road traffic police, so he won’t be able to just disappear into the distance”, he says, while his riding colleague sniggers from behind his powerful superbike.

The two will be raising money for Spinal Research, with extra games such as ‘guess the mileage’ all helping to boost the coffers.

If you see Trevor in the next week or so behind the wheel of a bus, do give a little spare change, if you can...just try not to get him talking or you’re going to be a little late!

If you can not get to us at our shop, we can arrange home visits.

Or why not earn extra cash and hold a gold party!

We will not be beaten on price.

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Art Class Starts Soon Great news for West Sussex Residents interested in developing their Inner Artist!

There is a 14 week part-time Art Class (once a week for 3 hours) in Horsham Town Centre.

Following the success of our recent class, we are NOW TAKING BOOKINGS for our Winter Art Class.

ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS TO EXPERIENCED AMATEURS

The course is designed to be fun for absolute beginners who have never picked up a brush before through to Improvers - Art Director Leslie Martin of Stringers Gallery Petworth.

STEP BY STEP GUIDANCE

We adapt to each student’s needs and give them all the guidance and help they need to develop their artistic skills.

The curriculum is fun, comprehensive and interesting.

Over 14 weeks we will explore 4 different media; pencil drawing & sketching

with shading and highlighting techniques, Oil pastel painting and techniques, painting and blending with watercolours and acrylics. Step by step tuition in the basic techniques and secrets needed to create beautiful pieces of art.

MISTY MOUNTAINS

By the end of the course, students have created a minimum of 8 pieces of their very own original art they can enjoy forever, from Misty Mountain tops to stunning Seaside Vistas. What better way to enjoy the winter months and participate in something you with look forward to every single week.

EXHIBITION

The final day of the art class will be the preparation for an exhibition held in Horsham Town Centre later that day, featuring the work created over the 3½ month part-time course (We will be breaking for Christmas and New Year).

YOUNG AT HEART

This course is a brilliant way

to learn new skills you will be able to enjoy forever. It is also a great way of meeting new friends and to have a fun experience you will always remember and cherish! It is

open to all adults of all ages.

LIMITED PLACES

To maintain a high standard to our classes and the tuition

you will receive, classes are kept to small numbers – so places available are limited!

We recommend that if you are interested, you book now.

For more information on dates, venues, course fees and bookings, call Leslie now on 01798 344128

Bring out your inner artist...

Beginners to intermediate

ARTCLASS 14 Week Course, 3hr Classes, Once a week

St Mary’s Church Hall, Horsham Town Centre

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Starts soon - Limited Spaces

CALL NOW FOR DETAILS :

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Learn new skills, meet new friends and create original works of art !

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A -Z of local news A

Touch Above hair salon in Crawley Road, Horsham, will be getting involved with the Town Centre Festival.

Children can guess the number of spiders that are in the salon, with the winner (declared on 30th October) winning lots of sweets and a haircut for mum or dad!

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ob Fox will be performing at Horsham Folk Club on Sunday 31st October.

Bob's voice imbues a full and varied repertoire of traditional and modern songs with life and clarity. He is also a very talented musician playing guitar, piano and dulcimer.

He sings at the folk club at Normandy Centre, Denne Road. Tickets: £7 (Members £5), under 18s/students free; Doors 7.45pm.

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District Council’s Scrutiny and Overview Committee to look at rail services in Billingshurst.

The aim of the group is to examine and seek a solution to the additional disruption, delays, noise, traffic and pollution caused at the level crossing in Billingshurst, as a result of the service changes by Southern Rail.

For more information call 01403 215138, email scrutiny@horsham.gov.uk, or go to Scrutiny pages on HDC website.

ommuters may be interested in a new working group set up by Horsham

ance the night away at a Halloween disco at the Holbrook Club, North Heath Lane, Horsham, on Friday, 29th October.

Doors open at 5pm and the bar closes at 11pm. Restaurant open at 9pm. Members free, nonmembers £3, children free.

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psilon, a prog rock covers band featuring Gary Holder on electric and acoustic bass, play Gary’s Live Music Club at Coolham Village Hall on Saturday 23rd October.

The music starts at 8pm with

Send your local news to ben@the-resident.co.uk If you happen to be Xena Warrior Princess, you’ve got a great chance of getting in! acoustic support acts and Epsilon will be onstage at 10pm playing music by Genesis, Pink Floyd, Marillion, Focus etc. Entry is free but donations are welcome.

For more details check out www.bassistgaryholder.com

2010 at 5pm.

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lorence - the city and its painters - is the subject of the next meeting of Horsham Decorative & Fine Arts Society.

The group meets at the Capitol Theatre, North Street, Horsham on Wednesday, 17th November at 10.45.am.

The speaker is Shirley Turner MA Oxon. Visitors are very welcome. Admission £5

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randparents, parents, guardians and teachers from the county to nominate a child who they think deserves to be a ‘star’.

Old Barn Nursery & Garden Centre is looking for a special child who has overcome adversity. On Saturday, November 13th the Santa’s grottois launched and one child will be a VIP guest.

Post or deliver star nominations to: Mig Ammolla, Manager, Star Competition, Old Barn Nursery & Garden Centre, Dial Post, Horsham, RH13 8NR. The closing date for entries is November 4th,

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orsham Joggers donated part of the profit from this year’s 10K road race to CHAT (Cognitive Help and Therapy) Andy Spriggs from Horsham Joggers is pictured presenting a cheque to Elayne Dunn, cofounder of CHAT.

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an Dickens Productions present the taut and gripping thriller Who Killed Agatha Christie by Tudor Gates, at the Capitol on 1st - 3rd November.

Starring Neil Roberts and respected stage and television actor Mark Noble, it tells the story of theatre critic, Arthur 'Agatha' Christie who discovers a seedy secret after meeting playwright, John Terry. The two then plan a murder. Tickets: £18 all seats

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oe 90 perform at the Queens Head in Horsham on a busy night of live music on Saturday, 30th October.

White Lines play at The Malt Shovel while Chinchilla Zilla play at a Halloween night at The Cock Inn in Southwater.

The following Wednesday (3rd November) there’s an open mic night with Slippery T at the Tanners Arms and one nightlater The Embers are at Piries Bar.

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erbs will be lowered at the junction with St Mary’s Close, Pulborough, as part of a £16,000 West Sussex County Council scheme.

It forms part of works to build new pedestrian crossing points in Rectory Lane, Pulborough.

Work starts from Monday, 25th October and is scheduled to take up to two weeks to complete.

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earn about fostering at a special open day staged by WSCC as part of its drive to recruit new foster carers.

The event is held at County Hall North, Horsham on Thursday 28th October from 9am-4pm.

If residents can’t make the event, but would like to know more, call the Fostering Team on 229333.

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Friday 22 October 2010 3pm to 8pm to be held in The Parish Room, Slinfold Village Hall The Street, Slinfold

AJ Walter Aviation Ltd is seeking the views of the local community regarding their emerging proposals to relocate to a consolidated purpose built new Headquarter building on the former BASF site in Slinfold.

35-37 Springfield Road, Horsham RH12 2PG

Everyone is welcome to attend

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M

embers of the New Horizons Appeal’s 'The Lunch Club', which raises funds for St Catherine's Hospice, dined at the House of Commons on 12th October.

The group were guests of Francis Maude, MP for Horsham, and Cabinet member. One lucky diner won lunch for two at the new Horsham sushi restaurant, Wabi.

For every lunch attended by members £15 goes to the Hospice.

For more info on joining contact Wendy on 01293 871485.

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ew steps will be taken to improve air quality in the village of Storrington after the council identified pollutant levels which exceed guidelines.

An action plan will now be developed to bring long term health benefits to those that live, work and visit Storrington.

For more information visit horsham.gov.uk/health/12774.aspx

rganisers of the Poppy Appeal in Horsham Poppy Shop are delighted to have been allowed to use the Information Shop in East Street.

The shop will open on 27th October at 10am, with a Poppy Appeal Launch on 30th October starting at 10.30am, with a grand Instant Raffle, and music. This is the 90th year of the Poppy Appeal. Last year £35,000 was donated by the good people of Horsham.

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etrol was poured through the letter box of a Southwater family on Saturday.

Police were called to the address in The Forge, just after 11.30pm.

Detective Constable Barry Collyer said:"This was a callous act and could have ended with serious consequences. The house was occupied at the time by a family with six young children inside.

If you have any information contact Police on 0845 60 70 999

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ueens Head in Horsham has a number of live music nights coming up. UK Rideouts play on Friday, 22nd Covered perform, and Joe 90 take to the stage on a fancy dress night on

30th October. If you think you can do better join in the Karaoke on 29th Oct

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esidents in Southwater said they were ‘heartened’ following news that Horsham District Council had withdrawn its proposal to build about 500 houses in the village.

Keep Southwater Green chairman Dr Ian Thwaites said: “It was obvious these, now withdrawn proposals were seriously flawed and if progressed were open to the possibility of judicial review.”

For further info visit www.kepsouthwatergreen.co.uk

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tudio2horsham are holding a 'Crazy On Purpose' Evening on Thursday 11th November in The Barn, The Causeway.

The evening includes an In-salon Hair Competition, mini catwalk, image tips, make up tips, stalls and raffle all in aid of The Alzheimers Society.

Doors open at 7pm for 7:30pm start. Tickets £10 to include a glass of wine and canapes. Tickets from studio2horsham.co.uk, Coltsfoot Drive, Horsham, 255555

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hose with complex psychological needs can benefit from a new service by NHS

West Sussex..

The new intensive therapy service is aimed at helping those whose condition makes them more likely to struggle to maintain jobs and relationships, who frequently contact GPs or use the emergency services.

The service will operate countywide, with a new Recovery Support Centre at Bluebell House, in Burgess Hill, Treatment groups will also be run at Horsham and other centres.

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p to 70,000 enthusiastic volunteers will be needed over the seven weeks of events at the Olympic and Paralympic Games at London 2012.

To volunteer visit www.westsussex-aheadofthegame.com

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ernon Holt has a great range of paintings on show at the Horsham Gallery, New Street, Horsham, at present. In addition to the exhibition of Anthony Todd’s work, discover the talents of some bright local talent, such as Andrew Vince’s architectural paintings.

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omen’s fashion will be on show at Mannings Heath golf club on Thursday, 18th November, in aid of CHASE and St. Catherine's.

Organised by Alice of The Essence, it’ll include a fashion show, food, auction, raffle, cabaret and a chance to dance. Tickets are £35 for a welcome drink and buffet. For info call Alice on 887830.

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I select players will star for a special team to play Horsham FC at an Eddie French Benefit match at Alfold FC on Sunday, 24th October.

Kick off is at 2pm. Tickets £10.

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oungsters should know that the funfair during the Town Centre Festival, on 28th-30th October, will feature a Carousel, Chair-o-Planes, a Haunted Castle, Cups and Saucers and the giant Ferris Wheel which offers spectacular views across Horsham!

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u play at the Malt Shovel, Horsham, on 13th November. On the same night Chelle Dean is at the Tanners, while on Saturday, 13th Nov The Embers are at The Crown.

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events

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A free family event will be hosted at Leechpool Woods to launch a new trail featuring 13 willow sculptures.

Free activities will run from 1-5pm and will include facepainting, bushcrafts, minibeast hunting and also a chance to make a bird feeder Parking available at Millais School

A black tie Fireball charity dinner and dance is held today at the Cisswood House Hotel by friends of Darran Stone, a Horsham Resident and Gatwick firefighter who has been diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease. Tickets £30 with a DJ and Elvis, buffet/raffle. 01403 750991

There’s an exhibition of some wonderful pieces of art by Patsy Moore and Graham Wells at the Wharf, Newbridge, Wisborough Green, RH14 0JG. it’s open from today until 31st October. Open each day at 10am-5pm.

Paintings by both artists are watercolours and oils

Group host a two day exhibition at Rusper Village Hall, at 10am-5pm on both days. Admission is free. It is our 40th Annual Exhibition so is a bit special. About 180 works will be on exhibition, as well as work by Rusper School and Playgroup. Home made refreshments served all day.

24th Oct

Opera season continues at the Capitol tonight with Boris Godunov, broadcast live in High Def Opera in Screen 1 via satellite from the Metropolitan Opera, New York. René Pape takes on one of the greatest bass roles in a production by director Peter Stein. Tickets £18

24th Oct

Cliff Comber has organised a five mile race in Slinfold on 24th October, called the Alfred Shrubb Memorial 5, which he hopes will kick-start plans for a tribute to the running great.

Entry to the race, at 11am is £7 in adv or £9 on the day. Visit the Horsham Up and Running website

Horsham Football Club's near-legendary former captain and centrehalf Eddie French broke his leg while playing for Loxwood recently.

A benefit Game has been arranged between a Horsham Legends XI and 1881 (HFC supporters' team).

Kick-off 2.30pm at Alfold FC. £10.

24th Oct

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Horsham Folk Club will be welcoming Strawhead from 8pm. This well known folk band has, for over 30 years, performed ‘Popular Music of the Olden Time’, songs from the 16th - 19th century. Normandy Centre, Denne Road. Tickets: £7 (Members £5), under 18s/students free

Youngsters will be auditioning for the parts of Munchkins in the Hit & Run production of Wizard of Oz at the Capitol today. Registration at 12.20pm. For ages 7-15, ideally under 5 foot! Singing and drama experience is useful but not essential.

Audition forms from 01403 750220

28th Oct

It’s heat four of four of the Battle of the Bands contest 2010, at the Chameleon Club, Horsham. Tonight, Through Deficit, Leaving casanova, Honour is Dead, Eight Dirty Pages, Phrase Mob and Today’s Ocean, Tomorrow’s Flood will be trying to win a place in the grand final.

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30th Oct

Kirsten O’Brien’s, from CBBC’s SMart, ART! presents a brand new interactive children's show. Watch Kirsten draw, paint and make something out of nothing - you may even get the chance of helping her on stage! Meet Kirsten after the show. Tickets: £10, children £8

Horsham Town Centre Festival will kick off today, with mask making workshops, Halloween competitions, and shops participating in trick or treat games for kids. There’s also a whole range of music, including the Battle of the Bands final. Once again the funfair will return

The Warnham Society will hold its Autumn Meeting in Warnham Village Hall at 7:30 for 8:00pm. A presentation will be made by The Woodland Trust on woods, trees and wildlife in the area. Members and visitors welcome free of charge. Drinks and refreshment available.

Postman Pat and his cat, who is a mixture of two colours, are coming to the Capitol. In Pencaster, a Royal visitor is due to open the SDS Sorting Office. But when a storm hits the village only one man can save the day. Superman? Batman? No, the postie! Tickets £10, children £10.

There’s a big fireworks night at Horsham Cricket and Sports Club at Cricketfield Road tonight. The event, staged by professional organisers Aurora, starts at 7.30pm with gates open fro 6pm. Beer tent and hot food available. Parking at Sainsbury’s. Tickets £5 from club or bar.

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There’s a free family day out to celebrate national Apple day. Children can help Sussex Wildlife Trust (SWT) plant an orchard at Fishers Farm Park near Billingshurst at 1-5pm. Activities include apple bobbing and apple juice pressing. All children must be accompanied by an adult.

There’s plenty of musical enjoyment during the town centre festival. At 10-2pm there’s a range of Horsham's diverse choirs performing, at 3-3.30pm Halloween Thrillers! features a Sing-a-long-of Monster Hits including the Monster Mash, before Chinchilla Zilla play party hits.

Warnham Local Nature Reserve hosts an 'RSPB feed the Birds Day’.

This is a special event organised by The Friends of Warnham LNR and the RSPB. Come along and maybe buy a bird feeder or join a guided walk.

10am - 4pm Cost: Just the cost of entry - £1 adults, under 16s free

Some 2000 runners will take part in the Barns Green Half Marathon today from 11am. This year the vent is sponsored by Five Oaks Audi and Slinfold Golf and Country Club. Let’s hope for better than the weather they had last year. Fore more info see barnsgreen-half.org.uk

Wimblehurst Hotel in Wimblehurst Road, Horsham hosts a Wedding Fair on between 11am-4pm . You can look around the venue, marquee and see the many exhibitors, and there’s a Fashion Show at 1pm. For more information call Leslie Smalling on 07775 977954.

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31st Oct

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QM Studios will be running Live Music Workshops again this half term, starting today. Meet and work alongside professional session musicians and experience a live studio.

Ages 10 – 16yrs. To book or for info call Mandy on 07813 049666 or email qmstudios@btinternet.com

Horsham Rugby Club is due to hold its annual fireworks and bonfire night tonight at the club’s ground in Coolhurst (off Hammerpond Rd).

That’s not it above - that’s a pic from the Wicker Man! Should have a licensed bar and entertainment. Check the website horshamrufc.com

14th Nov

Horsham Amateur Boxing Club hosts a great night of sport at the Holbrook Club. Local fighters Danny Kirkland, Ben Gumbrell, Ben Pringle, Dan Purchase, Ian Bradley and Asa Pearson all take to the ring. 7-11pm, tickets £12 in advance from Apache, Horsham Barbers or 751150.

17th Nov

Slinfold Craft Fair highlights the work of local artists, potters, specialist cakes, decoupage, mini-Bears, clothes, cards, lavender products, French soap, jewellery and lots more.

It’s held at the Slinfold Village Hall from 10am-4pm. Money raised goes to CHASE Children's Hospice.

HAODS is proud to present Cole Porter's Kiss Me Kate in its glittering 1999 revival version. The story is one of fun, farce, and ultimately love, amongst a troupe of touring actors who are themselves putting on a musical version of The Taming of the Shrew. Tickets £13-17 from 750220

Evan Thomas, a Messianic Jew and Jack Sara, a Palestinian Christian are both pastors from Israel. They will both be talking at the Kingdom Faith Chuch on Foundry Lane, Horsham, at a one day national conference called “Breaking Thru” Tickets £5 from www.kingdomfaith.com/Israel

You can see some of Horsham’s acoustic talent at the Holbrook Club, North Heath Lane, in the acoustic Battle of the Bands showcase tonight. It features The Collector, Lauren Rebecca, Gregk Foley, Elspeth Cavell, Noface and more. Doors open at 6.30pm, £3 entry.

Horsham piano and electronic keyboard teacher Mark Reeves is staging a concert at Brighton Road Baptist Church, Horsham at 7pm.

About 25 of his young students will perform pop, rock, jazz and classical music in aid of BBC Children in Need. Tickets £2.50, children FREE.

The Sussex Thunder will take on the Leicester Falcons at Broadbridge Heath Stadium, Horsham. All profits from the game will go to Help for Heroes. The game will be played under floodlights, kick off 6pm, BBQ providing burgers and hot dogs. .Entry £3, under 16’s free

A Christmas Fair will be held at the Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham. Up to 40 exhibitors will be selling luxury, stylish and unusual gifts that can't be found on the high street.

Local artisans and small business can visit www.theupmarket.co.uk or call 01798 340001 or 07855 747745

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Friday 22 October 2010 | the resident

THE BOARS HEAD HALLOWEEN PARTY Saturday 30th October 2010 - 7.30 till late

Fancy dress competition Prizes for the best dressed

Free admission

No admission after 11:00pm

Live music from The Logical Tickle band BADGER ALE ONLY ÂŁ1.80 LAST WEEK OF OCTOBER!

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For Christmas

a traditional pub with a modern twist We aim to source the very best fresh ingredients from local producers within Sussex.

A minimum of 80% of our meat and fish originates from within the County, and our menus are shaped by seasonal availability.

Apart from our main menu, we have a separate bar menu with a range of sandwiches and hot meals.

Sunday roasts are served from noon until 5pm throughout the pub every Sunday - booking recommended!

Our Christmas celebration menu is available now, for pre-booked parties of 6 or more, for lunchtimes and evenings from December 1st.

Bookings are also being taken for our very special Christmas day menu.

Worthing Road, Horsham, West Sussex, RH13 0AD for all bookings please contact Treacy Tel: 01403 266 554 ~ Email: boarshead@hotmail.co.uk

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HAODS’ next production at the Capitol is Kiss Me Kate, which is considered to be one of Cole Porter's greatest masterpieces.

A classic "show-within-a-show", KMK tells the story of a touring troupe of theatrical players, who are putting on a music version of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".

Direction for this production is by Heather Kemeys, and choreography is by Jackie Shepherd. Musical direction is by Brian D Steel, who will be conducting his 21st HAODS show.

Lively women

When we heard reports of a two metre long dragonfly and four foot squirrel being spotted in the woods, we were naturally excited at The Resident.

Was something really happening here in our historic market town? A toxic spill causing animals to grow to enormous sizes

perhaps (and no doubt to develop a taste for human flesh!)? Or had they arrived on a meteor from Mars?

But no, they’re willow sculptures. They’re impressive nonetheless, and make up an exciting new sculpture trail which runs through Leechpool and Owlbeech Woods.

They have been designed and made by artists and Year 9 students from The Forest and Millais schools in Horsham. A free family event will be hosted at Leechpool Woods on Saturday 23rd October to launch the new trail.

Free activities will run from 1-5pm and will in-

clude facepainting, bushcrafts, minibeast hunting and also a chance to make a bird feeder to take home and a willow dragonfly to add to the sculpture trail. Parking for the event is available at Millais with a ten minute walk to Leechpool marked out. There are 13 new sculptures to find.

National Women’s Register (NWR) is a friendly organisation for any lively-minded woman who likes to talk.

They meet informally for discussion and debate. Never heard of it? Neither have most people it seems, but the lucky ones that have discovered the organisation find it is a lifesaver.

We plan the programme ourselves so it is up to each of us to promote something that interests us. Anyone can contribute a little bit of research to an evening or maybe one or two of us put together some information gleaned from our past life or work.

Whatever the topic, Renee MacKintosh, the colour purple, the history of the Olympics, icons of our age, we always come away with a head full of information.

We had a very interesting play reading evening recently on “Under Milk Wood” by Dylan Thomas.

There is also a book group that runs alongside the fortnightly meetings. Great for encouraging

you to seek out some new authors and find out a little more about them.

As we are part of a national organisation there is an annual membership fee of £17 which also provides opportunities to take part in the annual National Conference, telephone treasure trails, national debates, local quizzes, day conferences and more!

If you enjoy discussion, look forward to meeting new people and are prepared to give anything a go then why not give us a ring.

All women are welcome: single, married, divorced, widowed, working or retired. All just come as they are and find the conversation never dries up.

We meet in each other’s homes on Thursday evenings at 8pm. For more information call Katharine Webbe on 01403 262506 or Janet Saunders 01403 259694 A special article for the Resident from the NWR

Pre-School offers more Warnham Pre-School is positioned in the quiet rural setting of Warnham Village and has been serving the community for 30 years.

Relaunched in 2005 by Hilary Leigh, Warnham PreSchool is the only Pre-School in the village and caters for parents from all over the Horsham District with some coming as far as Kingsfold and Mannings Heath.

Hilary, the Pre-School supervisor leads a team of 7 NVQ qualified members of staff who are constantly training and developing to keep the service levels to an excellent standard, Hilary her self is in the process of taking her Early Years Foundation Degree

which will soon become an industry pre requisite.

The Pre-School is run from the Village Hall in Hollands Way and has the added advantage of having ample parking, allowing you to drop the little ones off without threat of a parking ticket.

The main hall is colourfully set out with an abundance of activities catering for all levels of development ,”we make a point of rotating the activities weekly so the children get a varied selection of things to do” comments Hilary, the hall overlooks a patio and garden area packed with outdoors play equipment, ”the children will experience a free flow play style with us, which

means they can go from playing indoors to outdoors when they want to, obviously accompanied by an assistant” adds Hilary.

On certain days the school holds a lunch club that takes place in a designated “lunch room” this way the children can concentrate on eating without the temptation of toys and games.

Hilary and the team take full advantage of their surroundings, ”we are fortunate that the village play park is just behind the village hall so we get use of it on a daily basis”.

The Pre-School is open 5 days a week and welcomes the government funding scheme, the hours are Monday 9:00am to 3:00pm, Tuesday and Friday 9:00am to 1:00pm and Wednesday and Thursday 9:00am to 12:00pm, lunch club is available on Monday, Tuesday and Friday.

The Government funding scheme allows 15 hours per week of free sessions, up to a maximum of 570 hours per year. These sessions will be available for the school term after the child’s 3rd birthday.

Hours: Monday 9:00am to 3:00pm Tuesday and Friday 9:00am to 1:00pm Wednesday and Thursday 9:00am to 12:00pm Lunch club is available on Monday, Tuesday and Friday

The Government funding scheme allows 15 hours per week of free sessions, these sessions will be available for the school term after the child’s 3rd birthday.

Warnham Village Hall Hollands Way, Warnham West Sussex RH12 3RH Tel: 07951 085600

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Letters

Dustbin truck in van collision

I wanted to let you know that my brother- in-law’s van was hit by a bin lorry, in Lynwood Court whilst he was working.

It was stationary and parked with the side door open.

There is damage inside and to the side panel, side

door, bumper and rear door hinge.

There seem to be few of these "accidents" and I have to ask, if they can't see a van could they see a small child?

Kersteen Cocks Merryfield Drive, Horsham

Email your letters to ben@the-resident.co.uk or write via snail mail to: Ben Morris, HD Publishing, 26 North Street, Horsham, West Sussex, RH12 1RQ.

Please include your full name, address and contact number for legal reasons. House numbers/house names will not be printed in the newspaper. We don’t impose a word limit, but please don’t write us a novel!

Council’s policy on dog poo just stinks I am writing in response to an article you printed on Friday, 8th October, regarding dog poo.

I felt that by writing to you, this problem we have in the field at the end of our close might just get sorted!

Up until the end of august this year, we had a dog pooh bin, which was very much used by the dog owners that regularly walk their dogs on the field, but for some reason, but no reason we can think of, the dog pooh men took the bin away.

We were left with just a post and a laminated sign which said: 'This bin has now been removed, please take your dog mess home with you and discard in your own waste bins’.

There are two reasons why myself and the residents in my close are angry.

1) There was no reason whatsoever for the bin to be taken away, as it was regularly used and provided a much needed bin for all the dog mess (any other dog pooh bins are quite some distance from this field) 2) Now people are NOT taking their pooh away with them.

They are actually leaving the mess in bags, on the

floor, next to the post where the bin used to stand. As you can imagine, it’s not a pretty sight, and it’s a bit whiffy.

I honestly can't believe the stupidity of some people, and it’s not just me that’s angry about it, all my neighbours are.

Some of them are dog owners themselves but wouldn't dream of just leaving it in a bag, on the floor.

It’s bad enough that some dogs poop on my front garden, but I have never been able to

catch the offending dog doing it, but I have seen people leaving the bagged pooh.

But I'm not going to approach them because I don’t want to start a fight or have an argument over it.

So I'm writing to our local paper, to see if it gets some sort of result, whether it be the council replacing the bin or embarrassing the pooh bag offenders into thinking twice about just leaving it on the floor!

Katie Verrall, Swan Close, Southwater Editor: Katie has added that this week the rubbish bags have been removed. although there remains a lack of dog waste bins

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Keeping our streets clean

Re: Letters to the Editor 1st October 2010, from Mr John O’Sullivan:

Why does Horsham District Council use pressure washing equipment to deep clean public areas in all weathers, even when it’s raining?

Horsham District Council has operated water pressure washing equipment to assist with deep cleansing of various surfaces and street furniture since 1995.

This method of cleaning is the most effective way to clean surfaces and street furniture which would otherwise prove difficult to

maintain to the standard of cleanliness expected throughout the district.

Horsham District Council’s performance is compared against a national performance standard with criteria such as chewing gum deposits and graffiti and detritus removal forming the basis for performance measurement. Therefore the Council tackles such issues in Horsham town centre and outlying pedestrian areas of the district in order to meet the standard required.

Regular duties which are carried out include the removal of chewing gum from

precincts and pathways, the general removal of dirt weathered into surfaces, the removal of graffiti from both public and private surfaces and for the washing of street furniture such as litter bins, benches, bus shelters and bollards which would otherwise prove difficult to clean properly.

The equipment is generally used at low pressure to avoid excessive water use undertaking monthly and other routine work, often operating in all weathers, including wet weather, as the rain alone cannot remove deep staining or chewing gum.

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It was a really fun day with great entertainment and a superb Community Spirit. ...the East Street traders (particularly Chris from La Source) and Horsham District Council deserve a pat on the back for making such a rewarding day possible.

Well done...and we wish every success to all involved with the new East Street.

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Hard work pays dividends The Rotary Club of Horsham would like to thank the public for their generosity in purchasing raffle tickets from our stall at the East Street Opening celebrations last Saturday. which raised nearly £1000 for Club Funds.

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Library changes A proposed new library structure designed to save around £300,000 has been unveiled to West Sussex Libraries staff.

It is part of the County Council’s measures to save £75 million over the next three years.

It is proposed that the five existing library areas would be

replaced by three new ones.

The proposals mean five fulltime equivalent posts would be lost when the reorganisation comes into effect next March.

The number of qualified librarian posts would be reduced from 63.5 to 44.

Sharp shooting Sean wins gold Sean Richardson, a member of Horsham Arun's highly successful badminton performance centre, has been on the medal trail again.

This time at the Badminton England U15 Silver tournament held at Reading on Saturday, 16th October.

The Badminton England tournament series brings together elite junior players from right across the UK, holding tournaments at Gold, Silver and Bronze standards.

Sean, 13, who has just moved up from BE U13 Gold tournaments, was competing for the first time at BE U15 Silver and did not disappoint with a very successful and productive day.

Highlight of the day was undoubtedly the boys' doubles where Sean, playing with partner Max Flynn of Berkshire, came away with a gold medal.

Sean and Max, playing together for the first time, survived a scare in their group games, winning their first 2 matches by 2-0 before emerging from a tough decider with a 1510 victory to win by 2-1.

Relatively comfortable quarter and semi-final victories ensued before a fantastic comeback in the final saw a 2-10 deficit in game 1 turned around for a final score of 9-15, 15-8, 15-7.

The boys singles and the mixed doubles both also brought medals with Sean clinching a bronze in the singles, by virtue of a narrow 15-13, 15-13 semi final defeat, and, playing in partnership with Georgia Cattermole of Suffolk, gaining another bronze with a further semi-final reverse.

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Whizz kid in court Police are reminding all road users and residents in Sussex that enforcement action can be taken when they report bad and irresponsible driving.

The reminder comes in the wake of the sentencing of a Horsham man for driving without due care at more than double a 30mph limit.

On Monday, Joshua Hatton, 20, of Blenheim Road, Horsham, pleaded guilty at Mid Sussex Magistrates Court, to driving his distinctive black Honda Civic without due care and attention.

The offence took place at 9.30pm on Saturday 3rd April this year in Southwater and had been captured by an unmarked Sussex Roads Policing car fitted with camera recording equipment.

The footage was played to Magistrates, showing Hatton driving well in excess of 60mph in a 30mph limit as he approached the pinch points along Worthing Road designed to slow drivers down.

The roads were wet, on a dark windy night, when Hatton also overtook another vehicle travelling in the same direction opposite the Texaco filling station, just before he was stopped by the unmarked police car following him.

Hatton was given six penalty points, and was required to pay a £130 fine, £200 court costs and a victim surcharge.

Sussex Police had received a total of 11 separate complaints about Hatton's driving through the Operation Crackdown. www.operationcrackdown.org

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Living dead?

Weird news from Planet Earth

Red-faced drunk

A drunk Australian man went home for a shower to sober up - but got the wrong house.

The woman who lived there was terrified to wake up to the sound of someone having a shower downstairs.

She frantically called the police who arrested her red-faced neighbour.

"He was very apologetic," Superintendent Daniel Shean told the local newspaper.

Homer Simpson has been declared a true Catholic by the Vatican's official newspaper.

L'Osservatore Romano said The Simpsons explores issues such as family, community, education and religion in a way that few other popular television programmes can match.

The newspaper acknowledged that Homer snores through the

sermons of the Reverend Lovejoy and inflicts "never-ending humiliation" on his evangelical neighbour, Ned Flanders.

A pair of Buddhist monks are to make a 500 mile journey on their knees to the religion's holiest shrines in China.

Masters Zhiyuan and Hanliang will spend two months crawling to 99 temples on their way to the Putuo Mountains in eastern China until they reach a statue of Guanyin, the Buddhist goddess of mercy.

Each night the pious pair will

sleep under the stars in sleeping bags without even a tent to cover them, say helpers from their home temple in Ganlu, southern China.

Lincolsnire A plumber has built the fastest mobility scooter in the world - which whizzes along at an incredible 69mph.

Colin Furze, 31, spent nearly three months converting the machine which has a powerful 125cc motorbike engine hidden under the seat, five gears and twin exhausts.

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What a Mr Arthur Warnford experienced several decades ago in the woods of East Sussex reads like something from a George A. Romero zombie movie.

Whilst on an afternoon stroll in 1956 Arthur took in the woods which were familiar to him, a place which Rudyard Kipling once wrote of as, ‘…full of a sense of ancient ferocity and evil’ but Mr Warnford was not concerned with spook tales.

Taking in the scenery, Arthur, with his trusty cane, ventured deeper into the thickets as the day wore on.

Sensing the dusk, Arthur decided to make his way back home but upon entering a particularly dense area he noticed that the twittering birds sang no more, and all about him was bestowed an eerie silence.

Suddenly, Arthur was startled by a movement up ahead, but obscured by the thick brambles. Someone, or some ‘thing’ was heading towards him.

Possibly a fox ? A dog ?

Maybe even a lost cow ? No. What emerged from the bracken was a hideous humanoid, a wraith of the undead, adorned in tatty garments, its sunken eyes set deep within a decomposed skull. The creature was a

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walking corpse, stumbling through the undergrowth, its rags snagging on the thorns, its head lolling on its bony shoulders, and from its mouth emanated a vile, putrid gurgle.

The zombie approached fast and seemed to be on Arthur in a flash, but the gent was quick to bring his trusty cane down over the head of the fiend…and then blackness.

Arthur woke in the copse, leaping to his feet, expecting another attack from the grotesque zombie, but there was no sign, and all about him nature had returned to normal, birds singing, insects chirping.

Had Arthur encountered the dreaded Glad Wish Wood zombie, a legend that had festered in local folklore for many years? Some claimed the zombie was a Mr David Leany who, in 1825 had

been hung after committing a murder in the wood.

Strangely this case is not the only zombie legend fro Sussex. In 2008 the Bexhill-On-Sea Observer spoke of a similar spoke said to haunt the

water treatment plant at Prince William Parade in Eastbourne.

An employee, who’d been stationed at the plant since 2000 claimed he’d seen a strange apparition in 2008 in the control room.

A fellow worker commented: “I believe in ghosts and I’m sure there’s something in there. I dread doing the night shift. It’s not funny going to work and worrying that a zombie might be around the corner.”

Eerie voices, fleeting shadows, and even a “humanoid shadows” was recorded at the building during an investigation. A Southern Water spokesperson stated: “He (Mr Wey) organised this psychic investigation as part of his ghostly hobby and we hope the findings weren’t too frightening.”

Although classic horror zombie films such as 28 Days Later, Dawn Of The Dead and Day Of the Dead may be far removed from reality, it seems that parts of Sussex have long harboured legends which suggest the dead do rise from their graves.

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CHRISTMAS PARTY BOOKINGS! A lovely venue... book your Christmas

BAX CASTLE

party at The Bax Castle - 3 course festive menu for £18,50 per person, plus coffee and mince pies. See website for details.

The Bax Castle has two roaring log fires and a friendly bar area serving bar snacks

Book now and quote ‘The Resident’ at the time of your booking and receive a complimentary bottle of wine at your Christmas party!

Enjoy traditional home cooked English food in one of two large dinning rooms.

Rabbit stew coming soon! Delicious...

Large outside alfresco dining and play area for children. (Over 30 tables and heated patio area.)

The Bax Castle can also accommodate marquees for special occasions and offers a great venue for outside barbecues too.

The Down’s Link Pub

You can access the Downs link literally at the bottom of the Bax Castle car park or walk the Down’s link for 10 -15 minutes from Southwater to The Bax Castle.

A beautiful family walk or just a cycle ride away!

CURRY AND QUIZ NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Enjoy spectacular countryside views whilst walking or cycling the Down’s Link.

We offer three types of delicious home cooked chicken curry every Wednesday - mild (Jalfrezi) medium (Rogan Josh) and hot!! (Madras) PLUS a FREE beer or glass of wine. All for just £8!! Quiz starts at 8.30 pm £4.50 to enter

The Bax Castle, Two Mile Ash Road, Horsham, West Sussex RH13 0LA Tel: (01403) 730369 www.thebaxcastle.co.uk

All well behaved dogs are very welcome - outside or in the bar area. This is one of our locals called Badger!

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Successful charity night at Piccolo’s

Last Friday and Saturday night saw the 25 year celebration of Piccolos Restaurant in West Street, and what a celebration it was.

Alfredo Aquilina and his wife Sally made sure the two night event would not be forgotten. With the tables set and Italian tricolore balloons on the ceiling, the customers

arrived from far and wide to help celebrate the occasion.

Alfredo had provided a delicious menu with a wide variety of starters, main dishes and desserts; good value with 3 courses at £25 including a bottle of wine.

On both nights the restaurant was full to capacity proving Horsham residents know a good

thing when they see it and are loyal to long standing establishments. Along with the 25 year celebrations, Alfredo held a charity raffle for St Catherine’s Hospice in Crawley. 1st prize was a double magnum 10 year old bottle of Montefluno Garda, 2nd prize a case of wine and 3rd prize a meal for 2. Not only did the addition of a charity

raffle bring extra fun to the two evenings, but a whopping £467 was raised over the two nights for the charity and three happy customers left with prizes.

Ray and Ellen Stamp were the lucky winners of the double magnum, Mr and Mrs Bailey were happy to receive a case of wine and the meal for two was won

by Mr and Mrs Viola.

Family fun at The Bax Castle

If you have never paid a visit to The Bax Castle Pub - you and your family are missing out on a recommended family fun day out.

The beautiful Bax Castle is a 16th century country pub between Horsham and Southwater. Head towards Christ's Hospital and once past it look to your left.

Run by Glenn and his new manager Angela, The Bax Castle serves high quality home made English dishes made from locally sourced produce. Glenn is passionate about good old traditional English food - hams are cooked on the premises, which you can order as a Ploughman’s with home made coleslaw, pickle and chutney, other dishes on offer include: Rack of lamb, Beef Wellington, Liver and Bacon, home made burgers and Chilli, and at this time of year, Rabbit Stew and Suet Puddings are again on the menu delicious!

At Glenn’s invitation we dined on a Friday evening in

the main restaurant. Inside The Bax Castle is much larger than one might anticipate - as well as two roaring log �ires and a friendly bar area (dogs are very welcome...) there are also two large dining areas, one of which has a delightful view of open countryside the other is more cosy, with clinky glasses. For starters we ordered Baked Camembert - which is one of those dishes you just don’t cook at home, but never fails to deliver - a real treat! For main courses we sampled Glenn’s own homemade Bax Castle burger and �ish of the day, which turned out to be pan fried plaice on the bone. Both dishes delighted and were very reasonably priced too.

To �inish off, we ordered the ice-cream - after all it is also made freshly on the premises ... so an ideal excuse to indulge.

Having enjoyed our dinner and excellent service on the Friday night, we decided to return to The Bax Castle on Sunday -with our dog - to explore some other offerings at The Bax Castle. One of things that makes The Bax Castle re-

ally special is that the Down’s Link literally runs at the bottom of their car park! If you like walking, cycling or have a dog, it is the ideal spot to park up - and take the family for a beautiful country walk before returning for a hearty lunch or Sunday roast. As luck would have it, it was a beautiful day on Sunday. If you have never walked down The Down’s Link before (and we hadn’t) - it is breathtakingly beautiful and tranquil and you can walk or cycle for miles. We passed many families on bikes, dog walkers, joggers and a few horses too.

We reached Southwater in about 10-15 minutes, which took us by surprise! It really wasn’t far at all. Temporarily at Southwater you pop up to cross the main road, before resuming the Down’s Link on the other side. We decided to walk for an hour before turning back for a well deserved Sunday Roast at The Bax Castle. A Sunday Roast costs £7.99 - or two courses for just £10!

The Bax Castle was a hub of activity, with family groups of all ages dining together, both

inside and outside. I counted about 10 dogs or so, some sitting outside with their owners, - others were lolloping in the bar area and around one of the log �ires. Being situated on the Down’s Link, The Bax Castle truely welcomes family dogs of all shapes and sizes - so it really is a lovely day out for all the family... including the dog.

Next year The Bax Castle will be offering bikes for hire, so even if you don’t have a bike of your own, you can still get involved and cycle The Down’s Link too. If you think that is something you and your family would enjoy why not get in touch with Angela now and let her know and maybe she will try and get some bikes for you to hire before the Spring.

For more information about booking your Christmas party or to hire one of the function rooms privately for your special event at The Bax Castle, please contact Angela on 01403 730369

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“Being from the catering business my wife and I always have a critical eye on where and what we eat”, says Ray. “All I can say is there was nothing to critique on Friday as the evening was immensely enjoyable and the food was delightful”.

Alfredo, Sally and the staff enjoyed the evening so much and

were overjoyed with the money raised for their chosen charity, that they will be holding another charity event at the end of November to raise money for HELP FOR HEROES.

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Join us on ON THE ROXX Friday 22 October 7.30pm This local band harks back to the classic British rock of the late seventies echoing the likes of UFO and Rainbow but with a whole new modern twist.

THE SHOW MUST GO ON 2 Saturday 23 October 7.30pm Act Too bring their own brand of musical theatre talent to The Capitol performing all the West End and Broadway hits we all love to hear.

MUSSORGSKY’S BORIS GODUNOV Metropolitan Opera Live in The Cinema Saturday 23 October 5pm Bass René Pape takes on one of the greatest roles in a production by monumental theatre and opera director Peter Stein, in his Met debut. Valery Gergiev conducts Mussorgsky’s soulful spectacle, which captures the suffering and ambition of a nation.

KIRSTEN O’BRIEN’S ART Tuesday 26 October 1.30pm & 4pm CBBC star Kirsten O’Brien performs a one hour interactive ‘theatre style art show, great fun for all ages.

Watch Kirsten draw, paint and make something out of nothing!

JOE BROWN Thursday 28 October 8pm This country’s premier Rock & Roll legend Joe Brown returns to Horsham by popular demand with his five piece band incorporating his son and record producer Pete Brown, in another two-

CINEMA Friday 22 - Thursday 29 October DESPICABLE ME 3D (U) Fri 4.30pm & 7pm Sat 11am & 2pm Sun 2pm, 4.30pm & 7pm Mon - Thu 11am, 1.30pm, 4pm & 6.45pm LEGENDS OF THE GUARDIANS: THE OWLS OF G’HOOLE (PG) Fri 4.15pm & 6.30pm Sat 11.15am, 1.45pm, 4.15pm & 6.30pm Sun 1.45pm, 4.15pm & 6.30pm Mon-Thu 11.15am, 1.45pm, 4.15pm & 6.30pm

WHO KILLED AGATHA CHRISTIE Monday 1 - Wednesday 3 November 7.30pm Tudor Gates’ taut and gripping thriller starring NEIL ROBERTS (Rex Buckland in Charmed and Richard in Life Bites), and respected stage and television actor MARK NOBLE. The twist-inthe-tale story of theatre critic, Arthur ‘Agatha’ Christie who is lured to a clandestine meeting with playwright, John Terry.

POSTMAN PAT - A VERY ROYAL MISSION Friday 29 & Saturday 30 October Fri 1.30pm & 4pm, Sat 1pm & 3.30pm Get ready for takeoff and join Postman Pat and of course his faithful Jess the Cat for half term holiday fun for all the family!

SAUCY JACK AND THE SPACE VIXENS Wednesday 3 - Saturday 6 November Wed, Thu & Sat 8pm, Fri 7.30pm & 11pm In The Studio Hit & Run Theatre Co are back with this high-energy musical set in a futuristic cabaret bar called Saucy Jack’s. However all is not well and danger lurks in every corner as the cabaret acts are picked off one by one, will the Space Vixens be able to save the day?

NO JACKET REQUIRED Saturday 6 November 7.45pm It’s always an event when No Jacket Required come back to their hometown and as always, you can expect the full Phil Collins live experience with faithful renditions of ballads like Against All Odds, One More Night, Groovy Kind of Love, Easy Lover and they even throw in some Genesis too!

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Dare I mention the C-word yet?

Michael Gattrell General Manager, The Capitol

Act Too perform West Side Story at the Capitol earlier this year

Thriller has devilish dose of grisly humour Ian Dickens Productions present the taut and gripping thriller Who Killed Agatha Christie by Tudor Gates at the Capitol on 1st-3rd November.

It stars Neil Roberts (Rex Buckland in Charmed and Richard in Life Bites), and respected stage and television actor Mark Noble (The Tudors).

A theatre critic, renowned for his vitriolic reviews, is literally

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lost for words when he keeps an appointment with a mysterious stranger…

Everyone is not quite what they seem and when a frustrated writer takes revenge too far, a dangerous criminal is born.

This thrilling psychological drama is filled with a devilish dash of macabre humour. An evening of deceptions and unnerving games culminates in a

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tense, chilling climax with a bitter twist.

Following the success of productions such as ‘Fatal Encounter’, ‘The Late Edwina Black’ and ‘Inside Job’ the twists and turns in this gripping thriller will keep the audience on the edge of their seats until the very end.

Tickets cost £18 for all seats.

Local rock band On The Roxx bring their own innovative style to British Rock tonight (22nd October).

Fresh from a sell out debut performance last month the band are confident they will have you rocking in the aisles to

classic favourites and some original songs written by themselves.

On The Roxx comprises 5 exceptionally talented and experienced musicians and promises you a night to remember.

Back by popular demand, multi award winners Act Too present another stunning evening of songs from your favourite musicals.

The Show Must Go On 2 features hits from Les Miserables, Jekyll & Hyde, Beauty & The Beast, Chess and many more.

Act Too's top performers will entertain you in style.

Also featured in Saturday night’s show (23rd October) will be students from The Act Too Academy's exclusive Principal's Club.

For tickets to all these shows can be bought from the box office on 01403 750220.

Despicable Me (U) Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), is planning the biggest heist in the history of the world. He is going to steal the moon. The world's greatest villain has just met his greatest challenge: three little girls - Margo, Edith and Agnes.

Stars: Steve Carell, Jason Segal 15th -31st Oct

With the children breaking up for their half term holiday, here at The Capitol we have plenty to entertain the whole family over the coming week.

In the theatre join CBBC presenter Kirsten O'Brien for an interactive art show – Kirsten O’Brien’s Art and get ready for some special deliveries with Postman Pat A Very Royal Mission.

In the cinema the films this week are Despicable Me showing in 3D and Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of G'Hoole.

The next performances in the National Theatre Live are now on sale and

include Hamlet, Fela and King Lear, giving you the chance to see the best of British theatre broadcast live to our cinema screen.

Finally, dare I mention it...Christmas is creeping ever closer and the shops are already filled with gifts galore!

Make sure you have your tickets booked for our family pantomime Aladdin starring Anna Williamson or if you have children under 5 why not book for our studio show Dear Santa.

Michael

Anna Williamson stars in the Capitol panto

Legends of the Guardians (PG) Soren, a young barn owl, is kidnapped by owls of St. Aggie's, ostensibly an orphanage, where owlets are brainwashed into becoming soldiers.

Stars: Jim Sturgess, Geoffrey Rush -4th Nov

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Don’t let the sun go down on you Well, it only seems a couple of weeks since we launched our new feature and you were waving the kids off back to school and now, here we are at half term!

The clocks go back soon, the hours of daylight diminish and we can no longer avoid the fact that we have to get the winter woollies out again.

This time poses us with all sorts of different challenges and, as usual, we are on your side to give useful advice

and to help ease you into the colder days gently and positively. We are thrilled to announce that this is now a weekly feature and we do value your input, so please let us know of anything that might help others promote a healthy and positive lifestyle.

Much has been written in the past few years about light deprivation and the effect it has on our mood and activity levels so we are aiming to give you lots of

ideas to combat this. Cathryn Hindle covers some useful tips in her column to help lighten and brighten your life while Janine Lowe, our feng shui consultant, shares her insights into how to avoid the’ sick building syndrome’ and create a health enhancing environment in your home.

Greenery seems to be a key element in this and as the trees lose their leaves, it is a good idea to invest in some home plants but,

make sure you care for them unless, like me, you want to return home to find a shrivelled yellow yucca or a worst of all, a bald weeping fig surrounded by a carpet of leaves! There is nothing more likely to induce depression than a bald weeping fig so we would really welcome some gardening/ house plant advice. If you are green fingered, get in touch.

We have been focusing on our goals during the last few

weeks but once half term descends, we often have to put them in the back seat as the challenge of amusing the youngsters again takes centre stage!

We have an unusual and fun feaure on mud car rallying which is sure to get even the most lethargic teenager excited and very many dads too!!

Have you noticed that there are many, many opportunities for younger children to expend all their energy in the holidays but very few for the older teenagers ? These are the ones who need a tow rope to pull them out of bed in the afternoon and who can wreak the most havoc on the home environment by leaving trails of dirty plates, chocolate wrappers, pizza boxes and dirty clothes. Their long limbs occupy the largest part of the sofa when they are not in bed! Communication can be reduced to a series of grunts and moans and the only way, sometimes, to elicit a smile is to open your purse - it seems to be a natural reflex!

We know, deep down, they are wonderful human beings but in their natural home environment, they can regress to their baser instincts. So we need to get them out and give them the opportunity to either get ‘ down and dirty’ in the mud with MUDMANIA or join in with fun drama classes with DRAMAWORKS (and earn themselves some UCAS points in the process) or look at improving their swimming strokes with Melanie Marlowe of Swimcoachhorsham.co.uk.

As we try to boost our energy levels in winter,

Julia Martin swimming offers us an ideal work out as Cathryn Hindle has discovered. We are so pleased to welcome Melanie Marlowe, the well known swimming coach to our pages and ‘Mel’s Strokes’ will help you improve your swimming technique. It is essential reading for all you ladies who gracefully glide like swans in the water whilst catching up on all the gossip !

One of the the little treats we can offer ourselves this week is a manicure or pedicure with the Minx effect!

Read about this new innovation in nail care which ensures our nail varnish keeps perfect for up to a month - ideal for those of us who are tending to the needs of others. I always envy ladies with perfect nails as they give the impression of plentiful hours of leisure but now you can have beautiful nails in a fraction of the time.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your week and do not forget that yucca!

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Staying positive through the winter months If the thought of winter gets you down, you may be pleased to know that there are things you can do to make the most of this season, and not wish away the time till spring arrives.

Sufferers of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), can also minimise the effects of the shorter days by trying some of these ideas: Make the most of the daylight time we have, by spending time outdoors. There are many delights outdoors in autumn and winter that we

don’t experience in spring and summertime, and just being outdoors really helps us maintain a positive state of mind.

Exercise, whether indoors or outdoors, has so many positive effects on us, there are almost too many to mention. As there is guidance on appropriate exercise for us, no matter our age or state of health, it is worth finding out what you could be doing, and arrange to get going on something that will benefit your body and your mind.

Recognise that winter is a

great time for hibernating – it can be great to snuggle down with a warm duvet, a mug of hot chocolate, and a good book or film to watch! In the same way that nature takes a break in winter, ready to start new life in the spring, use this time to take a break and slow down, taking stock of where you are and planning for the new season.

Arrange to meet up with family and friends – As year end approaches, it’s a great opportunity to get in touch and get some dates in the di-

ary to meet up over the coming months. Having something to look forward to really helps our enjoyment of life Remember how great you felt during the summer – Use photos and souvenirs to help remind you how good life is, and bring those positive feelings into the present.

If you find the above too daunting, and don’t know where to start, perhaps you’d benefit from a couple of life coaching sessions? This can help you recognise where you need to focus, and really

life your spirits as you take responsibility for how you’re feeling, by actively doing something about it!

Till next time, keep warm, and enjoy our new season as it unfolds!

Cathryn Hindle Write in to: Health & Lifestyle, The Resident, 26 North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RQ or email julia@theresident.co.uk You can also find us on Facebook: www.facebook. com/horsham.news

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years and give an excellent grounding in either Acting, Verse and Prose speaking or Improvisation. At the higher levels of Grade 6 and above, the qualifications represent an enjoyable way in which to earn extra UCAS points for university entry ; the Grade 8 distinction is equivalent to 65 UCAS points and also is equalled to an A level at Grade C. In an increasingly competitive entry system, this represents a fun way to guarantee a head start in the queue! As the tuition is done after school or in Intensive holiday packages, there is no

clash with academic studies and they are purely oral examinations.

It goes without saying, that the benefits transcend mere qualifications as the boost to confidence and self esteem can never be underestimated.

Futher information can be found on www.drama-works net by hitting the LAMDA button.

The progamme on Thursday included edited highlights of examination performances and work in progress, with Fiona Pinder kicking off with a highly amusing and well observed performance of Rita from

first name of the writer of ‘Blood Brothers’!!)

And the mystery guest ?

Clue - he was smooth and he was the one Moonwalking and spinning around the stage with speed and assurance so much so that one younger audience member was heard to ask ‘ Does he have rollers in his shoes?’ - their very own Michael Jackson aka Julien Barnet aged 16! He is now very much in demand from the younger pupils to teach them his moves!

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all, and the wine and nibbles were very much appreciated too.

Dramaworks are running Intensive LAMDA courses for 16 to 18 year olds in half term although they are almost full, but bookings are being taken for the Christmas holidays.

There are also LAMDA sessions at the end of the Saturday and Wednesday workshop sessions.

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Half term Intensive LAMDA Workshops for 16 to 18 year olds on 26th and 27th October, central Horsham, limited places so book now!

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There was an air of expectation and excitement last Thursday as the first awards evening for Dramaworks students commenced.

There had been rumours of a special guest, and the audience was certainly not disappointed! More of that, later though.

The awards ceremony was to honour the achievements of the students who had earned themselves valuable qualifications from the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art. These are available from the age of 6 years to 18

‘Educating Rita’ by Willy Russell which had earned her a Grade 6 , Bronze medal at the age of 15 years. Eddie Southgate and Freddie Hayes Cole also chose a Willy Russell piece from ‘Blood Brothers’ where the two 7 year olds compare their knowledge of rude words and the comic timing and use of expression produced a large amount of laughter from the audience.

Ehlana Finch and Georgina Cave explored the dilemmas faced by teenagers coping with their parents’ divorce and their mum’s new boyfriend in ‘Goggle Eyes’ and they played it with sensitivity and observation.

Danielle Gardiner and Robyn Page used excellent diction in their work in progress on Noel Coward’s ‘Private Lives’ and drew knowing laughter from the adults in their portrayal of a honeymoon couple who encounter previous partners on the neighbouring balcony of their hotel room.

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Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art which explores the use of the five elements; fire, earth, water, wood and metal in a space.

Janine Lowe gives us advice this week about how to use the ancient art of Feng Shui in our homes to help the energy flow and optimise our health in the run up to winter days Janine says “If we look at the Lo Shu grid, we will see that different areas of the home are related to particular areas of the body and although we cannot promise cures, the energy flow will help maximise the benefits of treatment.”

The de-cluttering process is essential for all areas and the centre of the house which relates to the Tai Chi should be kept as clear and tidy as possible. Colour creates energy so the following colour advice works within the different areas of your home.

“When we are looking at the Eyes area, which is situated the South of the home, we should try to introduce green, perhaps in the form of plants, and this will help combat the effects of SAD.” “Blue should be avoided in this area too. As colds and flu abound during this time, we

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“Swimming is excellent for flexibility and it works every muscle but swimming breaststroke with your head up is a recipe for a stiff neck and it pulls on the lower back muscles too! Far better to don some goggles,and launch into front crawl as it increases the aerobic effect and keeps the body in alignment.

One little known benefit is that it acts as a perfect way to exercise the facial muscles thus creating a more youthful tone in the face as well as in the body! Swimming boosts our ‘feel good’ endorphins so it is a perfect antidote to the winter ‘blues’. So take the plunge! “ Melanie specialises in adult coaching even for non-swimmmers and her stroke clinics are a wonderful way to build up your technique in order to get the best out of your work-out.

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Be part of the South Downs Guy Leonard & Company is delighted to be offering for sale Little Down, an imposing character residence offering versatile accommodation set in two acres of stunning rolling grounds in a most outstanding rural location adjoining countryside and part of the South Downs National Park.

Originally built in 1937 the property has been substantially extended and modernised by the present owners to provide extensive and flexible family accommodation.

There are three principal reception rooms, an excellent hand-built kitchen/breakfast room and a useful utility and cloakroom on the ground floor, with four bedrooms and three bathrooms on the first floor.

From most rooms there is a double aspect view of the South Downs National Park and surrounding countryside.

It is set in one of the prettiest locations in the area and the accommodation is well arranged to take advantage of this setting.

The two acres of gardens and grounds are a particular feature of the property with superb terraces and patios.

There is an in-ground heated swimming pool and substantial garaging.

It also includes a vegetable garden, an orchard, estab-

lished trees and hedging, which are kept to a height to take advantage of the scenic surroundings. The property is situated in Bury, a picturesque village at the foot of the Downs mid-way between Arundel and Pulborough.

The property is being offered for sale with a Guide Price of £1,495,000 for the freehold interest.

For further information or an appointment to view, please contact Guy Leonard & Company on 01903 742354 or visit www.guyleonard.co.uk

Brock Taylor have arranged an Open House at Leaside Cottage, Old Holbrook, Horsham, on Saturday 23rd October between the hours of 11am and 12pm.

The property is for sale with a guide price of £415,000.

Brock Taylor Estate Agents are delighted to offer this attractive character cottage that was originally part of Home Farm and is believed to have been built around 1909.

The house was subsequently purchased by the present family in 1955 and is set on a third of an acre plot in a semi rural location, which retains good access to local villages, the A24, M23 and Gatwick Airport.

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room/bedroom 2, living room, kitchen/breakfast room, study or utility room and downstairs cloakroom to the ground floor, with the first floor comprising master bedroom with en suite, further bedroom and bathroom.

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James Brock Branch Manager Brock Taylor

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I am recently going onto the market what recommendations can you make with regards to preparing my house for viewings?

This is a very important question. I would say preparing your house for viewings is one of the very first things you should consider even before you think about putting your house on the market.

There are some very simple things you can do when preparing your house, First Impressions are extremely important: Curb Appeal – can be improved by making sure the front garden looks tidy. If the front door looks mucky give it another coat of paint.

Say goodbye to every room. Don’t look backwards, look towards the future.

De-personalise the house – quite often buyers will struggle to see past personal artefacts and you don’t want them to be distracted. You want buyers to imagine their own photos on the walls and shelves and they can’t do that if yours are there.

You don’t want the buyers asking I wonder what kind of people live in this home, you want buyers to say I can see myself living here.

De-clutter – have a look around the property and consider if you have used a number of items over a year, you probably don’t need it. If you don’t need it why not donate it to a local charity?

Clean down the kitchen counters – put essential items used daily in a small box that can be stored in a cupboard when not in use.

De-cluttering can be the start of a packing process and will give you a head start on the things that you need to do anyway.

Make minor repairs – replacing cracked floor tiles or counter tiles, patch holes in walls, fix leaky gutterings, fix doors that don’t close properly and kitchen drawers that jam, consider painting your walls neutral colours, replace light bulbs.

Make the house sparkle – wash the windows inside and out, pressure wash you driveway and patios, remove cobwebs, clean our the refrigerator, vacuum, wax the floors, bleach any dis-coloured grout, hang out fresh towels, clean and air out any musty smelly areas, odours are a big no-no!

Let your agent know of relationships with the neighbours. Don’t be afraid to ask your agent for advice and recommendations For further information on current market conditions and advice on how best to present and market your home, contact your award winning local agent Brock Taylor on 01403 272022.

Brock Taylor 2-4 East Street, Horsham West Sussex RH12 1HL 01403 272022 www.brocktaylor.co.uk

Kathy Taylor Senior Manager Leaders

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I have a rental property that is let out to three sharers. Are there any regulations surrounding this kind of tenancy?

The classification of an HMO – House of Multiple Occupation is as follows;

A building, house or flat, where two households live comprising three or more people as their main residence One or more basic amenity is shared (ie bathroom, toilet, kitchen) Rent is paid by at least one person for use and occupation

In other words, many properties with sharers are HMO’s; a two bedroom property with a couple and a single person (assuming they are not family) is an HMO. Some HMO’s need mandatory licensing; • • •

A property of three or more storeys (including basement and loft rooms, or two floors above a ground floor commercial premises for example) Occupied by five or more people Forming two or more households who are sharing one or more basic amenities

These properties must be licensed and there are fines for failure to comply with this licensing requirement.

So, why should we consider those properties that we now know are HMO’s ie three sharers if we do not have to worry about licensing them? Well, an HMO still carries with it particular requirements – not least of which are specific safety measures under Statutory Instrument February 2006, the most important is the mandatory requirement for the fixed electrical installation to be inspected and tested not less than every five years by a competent person and a certificate obtained.

For further information from Leaders about HMO’s or any aspect of letting property contact 01403 217585 or kathytaylor@leaders.co.uk

Nicola Philips Proprietor Nicola Phillips Solicitors

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What is the conveyancing process for a purchase and how quickly can I sign the contract and move in?

The conveyancing process is basically in three parts for a freehold transaction. When you instruct your solicitor you will sign a letter of engagement.

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If you are taking out a mortgage you need this offer in place and if you are a cash buyer you need to ensure your funds are ready to be transferred to your solicitor Your solicitor needs to apply for your searches, chancel, environmental, local authority and drainage. Once these are back your solicitor will go through the results with you Your solicitor will receive the Contract, Property Information Forms, Fixtures and Fittings Form and other information in relation to the property from the seller’s solicitor and will go through it and raise any enquiries they need to be answered in relation to this. Once the replies to these are in then your solicitor can go through the replies with you

Once these three parts are in place then your solicitor can give you a report on the property you are purchasing and the contract to sign.

If the property is leasehold there will also be leasehold information and a lease which will need to be provided by the seller’s solicitor and your solicitor will also raise enquiries on this.

Once the contract is signed you can pay your solicitor your deposit and it is at this stage you can exchange contracts and set your moving date.

At Nicola Phillips Solicitors we will do all we can to make your move go smoothly.

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If you would like to ask our panel of industry experts a question, please send an email to: asktheexperts@the-resident.co.uk

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Planning applications submitted to Horsham District Council under the Town and Country Planning Acts and related legislation requiring statutory publicity. Applications registered between 08/10/2010 and 14/10/2010 DC/10/2135 To strip and retile left-hand wing, comprising three elevations with new hand-made clay tiles, including breather felt, treated battens and upgraded insulation (Listed Building Consent) Great Daux Farmhouse Daux Road Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9SJ DC/10/2150 Extend the rear wall of the master bedroom (amendment to previously approved DC/10/0394) 27 Cranham Avenue Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9EN DC/10/1920 Change of use from A1 (Retail) to mixed use comprising B1 (Office) and A2 (Financial) 51 High Street Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9PP DC/10/2101 Two-storey rear bedroom and study extension 13 The Ridings Bramber Steyning BN44 3PX DC/10/2111 Surgery to 1 x Oak tree 45 Acorn Avenue Cowfold Horsham West Sussex RH13 8RR DC/10/2130 Two storey front and side extension Liston House Faygate Lane Faygate Horsham West Sussex

RH12 4SJ DC/10/2053 Fell 1 Holm Oak The Reeve House Church Street Henfield West Sussex BN5 9NT DC/10/2108 Retrospective planning permission for alterations to existing barn consisting of (a) insertion of new doors and windows to the south, north and east elevations, (b) insertion of rooflights to replace opaque panels in the roof covering, (c) erection of a loading gantry and fire escape from the upper floors Stable Cottage Wheatsheaf Road Henfield West Sussex BN5 9AU DC/10/2106 Erection of conservatory to later extension of building (Listed Building Consent) Barrow Hill Farm Barrow Hill Henfield West Sussex BN5 9DN DC/10/2091 Surgery to 1 Beech tree 57 Kings Road Horsham West Sussex RH13 5PP DC/10/1983 1 externally illuminated fascia sign, 1 non- illuminated projection sign 41 West Street Horsham West Sussex RH12 1PP DC/10/1967 Creation of first floor flat and internal alterations to ground floor shop to provide access 4 Market Square Horsham West Sussex RH12 1EU DC/10/2114 Minor Material Amendment to planning consent DC/09/2322 to

permit additional roof windows to north west and south east elevations, realignment of windows to first floor of south east elevation 15 Rookwood Park Horsham West Sussex RH12 1UB DC/10/2115 Surgery to 8 Scots Pine rear of 14 and 16 Irwin Drive 16 Irwin Drive Horsham West Sussex RH12 1NH DC/10/1858 Surgery to 5 No. trees (Works in a Conservation Area) The Vicarage Causeway Horsham West Sussex RH12 1HE DC/10/2132 Proposed conservatory at rear 51 Hillside Horsham West Sussex RH12 1NE DC/10/2100 Ground floor alterations and first floor side extension 4 Potters Croft Horsham West Sussex RH13 5LR DC/10/2126 Resubmission of retrospective application to retain an existing single skinned timber building for woodland management purposes to replace a pole barn located on the site of an old tennis court Flat 1 The Warren Horsham Road Handcross Haywards Heath West Sussex RH17 6DX DC/10/2139 Attached single garage with pitched roof to replace existing flat roof garage Magpies Sedgwick Lane Horsham West Sussex RH13 6QE DC/10/2120 Extension of family room to ac-

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commodate enlarged room and new wet room Turnberry Greens Lane Golding Lane Mannings Heath Horsham West Sussex RH13 6JW DC/10/2036 Replacement dwelling Bramblehurst Langhurst Wood Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 4QD DC/10/2110 Erection of a steel framed canopy covered with polycarbonate roof Brethrens Meeting Room 131 - 133 Rusper Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 4BP DC/10/2113 Single storey front extension and two-storey side extension 10 Maple Close Horsham West Sussex RH12 4EZ DC/10/2116 Surgery to 2 x Oak trees (T1 and T2) 1 Oaks Close Horsham West Sussex RH12 4TZ DC/10/2123 Construction of two-storey side extension 11 Barnsnap Close Horsham West Sussex RH12 5XY DC/10/2138 Surgery to 2 x Oak trees 31 Earles Meadow Horsham West Sussex RH12 4HP DC/10/2095 Agricultural glasshouse extension (Prior Notifcation) Sunnyview Loxwood Road Rudgwick Horsham West Sussex RH12 3DR DC/10/2118 Upgrade and repair of existing barn and stables, conversion of part of first floor of barn to accommodation for groom Ivy Cottage The Haven Billingshurst RH14 9BS DC/10/1628 Change of use of agricultural farmyard to residential curtilage and change of use of existing barn to provide ancillary accommodation Gibbons Mill The Haven Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9BL DC/10/2105 Fell 2 Apple (T1 and T2) and 1 (T3) Pear trees (Works in a Conservation Area) Forge Cottage The Street Slinfold Horsham West Sussex RH13 0RP DC/10/2020 Change of use of land for the siting of 16 residential mobile park

homes Land West of Brighton Road Shermanbury West Sussex DC/10/2125 Retrospective application for repositioning of barn previously approved under Ref DC/08/2618 Land South of Oakwood Farm Hooklands Lane Shipley West Sussex DC/10/2128 Installation of stainless steel safety bars to ground floor windows of Grecian buildings (Listed Building Consent) The Counting House Christs Hospital Horsham West Sussex RH13 0YP DC/10/2141 Demolish existing single storey extension and erect new two-storey extension and pitched roof 6 Tower Close Horsham West Sussex RH13 0AF DC/10/2090 Fell 1 x Oak and surgery to 1 x Oak tree Amber Cottage Fryern Road Storrington Pulborough RH20 4NE DC/10/2109 Single storey rear extension to accommodate new dining room 52 Dean Way Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4QS DC/10/2136 Surgery to 1 x Robinia, 1 x Copper Beech and 1 x Yew (Work to trees in Conservation Area) 12 Church Street Steyning West Sussex BN44 3YB DC/10/2069 Agricultural livestock barn (revised application) Maudlin Mill Farm Bostal Road Steyning West Sussex DC/10/2117 Installation of a metal box on the front of the building to contain A4 sized menu cards (Advertisement Consent) Chequer Inn 41 High Street Steyning BN44 3RE DC/10/2102 Agricultural workers dwelling Huddlestone Farm Horsham Road Steyning West Sussex DC/10/2137 Proposed single storey extension with dormer windows in roof 48 Furze Common Road Thakeham Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3EG DC/10/2134

Surgery to various trees (Works to Trees in a Conservation Area) Chequers Bramble Lane Thakeham Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3DZ DC/10/2127 Surgery to 4 x Oak trees Five Oaks The Linfields Linfield Copse Thakeham Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3DT DC/10/2093 Implementation and operation of a leachate treatment plant to ensure the long-term sustainable management and treatment of leachate generated at the site (County Consultation) Horton Landfill Site Henfield Road Small Dole Henfield West Sussex BN5 9XH DC/10/2094 Surgery to 3 x Oak trees 6 Heathermead West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2SE DC/10/2131 Proposed side extension 8 Holly Close West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2JR DC/10/2157 Construction of woodshed within domestic curtilage (Full Planning) Catsland Farmhouse Bramlands Lane Woodmancote Henfield West Sussex BN5 9TG DC/10/2140 Construction of woodshed within domestic curtilage (Listed Building Consent) Catsland Farmhouse Bramlands Lane Woodmancote Henfield West Sussex BN5 9TG DC/10/2107 Erection of open sided machinery store attached to side of existing office Big Plant Nursery Hole Street Wiston Steyning West Sussex BN44 3DH Further details of the applications, including plans, may be inspected at the Council Offices, Park North, North Street, Horsham, during the period of 21 days from 06/11/2009, or can be viewed at www.horsham.gov.uk Any person who wishes to make representations to the Council should do so in writing, stating the reference number, within the stated period, to the Director of Planning, Park House, North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RL.

Connells’ new homes event Connells branches in Surrey and Sussex will be holding a special new homes event between 25th October and 7th November to promote a wide range of one-off initiatives and offers available to purchasers wanting to buy a newbuild property.

“There’s still time to move into your new-build home and hang up your stocking in time for Santa’s arrival,” says Iain Berry, regional land and new homes director at Connells.

“There are some fantastic offers for buyers to take advantage of but people need to act now if they want to be in their new home before Christmas.”

Connells are currently marketing a range of developments in Surrey and Sussex at a range of prices, and a majority of the developers are supporting the event, including

Barratt Homes, Fairview Homes, Rydon Homes, McClymont Holdings, Anwick Homes and Elysian Homes.

Offers will range from reduced property prices and part-exchange through to stamp duty and legal fees paid as well free up grades on specification.

“Our branches can provide

people with information and details on new homes developments throughout Surrey and Sussex.

“They can also arrange for people to, where possible, view developments and show homes, and people interested in buying a new home have the opportunity to make a reservation,” says, Iain.

For four of the past five years Connells has won the Best New Homes category at the Estate Agency of the Year awards, and in the current housing market, it’s this sort of experience and expertise that sets the company apart and gets results.

To find out more about the range of new homes available during the event, contact your local Connells office at 35 Carfax, Horsham, 01403 256331

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horsham guide Price £415,000

horsham guide Price £170,000

Excellent Potential for Extension (STPP) • 2 Separate Driveways • Garage • Numerous Period Features • Views onto Open Farmland • 15’ x 12’ Living Room • 2 First Floor Bathrooms • Downstairs Cloakroom • Double Glazing

Two Double Bedrooms • Large Reception Room • Double Glazed Conservatory • Rear Garden • No Ongoing Chain

horsham £279,950

horsham £249,950

horsham £169,950

horsham £274,950

Three/Four Bedrooms • Close to Horsham Town Centre • Located on the West Side of Horsham • Close Proximity of Horsham Amenities

Three Bedrooms • Refitted Kitchen • Refitted Bathroom • Two Separate Reception Rooms • Close to Horsham Park and Town • Gas CH and Double Glazing

2 Double Bedrooms • 26’ Reception Room with Balcony • Garage • Lift Access • Well Maintained Communal Areas • No On-going Chain

Recently Modernised Semi Detached • Three Bedrooms • Luxury Fitted Kitchen/Diner • Utility Room and WC • Garage & Parking for 3 Cars • Attractive Rear Garden

handcross £325,000

horsham £245,000

ashington £234,950

Partridge green £197,500

A Two Bedroom Apartment • Gas Central Heating • Courtyard & Further Lawned Garden • Rural Location

Two Double Bedrooms • Open Plan Kitchen/Diner • Modern Fitted Bathroom • Original Features • Modern Improvements • Attractive Rear Garden

Village Location • Three Bedrooms • Large Reception Room • Cloakroom • Garage and Parking • No Ongoing Chain

Three Bedrooms • Fitted Kitchen/Diner • Modern Bathroom • Village Location • Allocated Parking • Viewing Recommended

horsham £309,950

horsham £289,950

horsham £190,000

mannings heath £159,950

Extended Family Home • Large Kitchen Breakfast Room • Original Features • Large First Floor Bathroom • Good Sized Rear Garden • Garage and Off Street Parking

Character Property • Close to Town and Station • 3 Bedrooms • Loft Room (Potential 4th Bedroom sttp) • 2 Reception Rooms • Kitchen with Breakfast Room • 1st Floor Bathroom • Good Sized Rear Garden • No Onward Chain

11’8 Kitchen • Two Double Bedrooms • White Suite Bathroom • Double Glazing • Rear Garden • Allocated Parking

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Partridge Green £450,000

Horsham £229,950

Three bedroom detached family home situated in this very popular village in a good size plot.

An attractive character semi-detached property requiring some updating and offering the potential to extend into the roof (STPP), situated on the favoured west side of town and with no onward chain.

* Entrance hall * Dining room * Sitting room * Kitchen * Breakfast area * Utility/ study * Three bedrooms * Balcony to master bedroom * Family bathroom * Separate shower room * Double glazed throughout * Oil fired heating * Tandem garage * Brick constructed workshop * Established garden *

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Horsham £265,000

Horsham £265,000

A well presented spacious two bedroom terraced house with delightful views over school playing fields, set on the edge of Horsham.

A very well presented two bedroom semi-detached home, set on the edge of the town centre, within walking distance of local amenities.

* Reception hall * Cloakroom * Kitchen/breakfast room * Living room * Two double bedrooms * Two en-suites * Gardens * One covered parking bay *

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Horsham £174,950 (Leasehold)

Broadbridge Heath £199,950 (Freehold)

Horsham £214,950 (Leasehold)

A well presented one bedroom first floor flat located within close proximity to Horsham town centre and mainline station. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 11’10” kitchen, 12’ living room, 13’9” bedroom and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and allocated parking. An internal viewing is highly recommended. NO CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom split level maisonette situated within close proximity of Horsham Mainline Station and being an ideal opportunity for investment/first time buy. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance area, to the first floor is the living/dining room and refitted kitchen. To the second floor are two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom terrace house situated in Broadbridge Heath. The accommodation comprises; entrance porch, 15’11 living room, open plan to dining area and refitted kitchen. To the first floor are two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from recently installed gas radiator heating and allocated parking for one car. An internal viewing is highly recommended. NO CHAIN.

A well presented 2 bedroom first floor luxury apartment built by Rydon Homes and situated in the gated development of The Comptons.

Briefly comprising; master bedroom with en suite shower room, second double bedroom, hall leading to bathroom, and 17’ living room opening to the kitchen. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and allocated parking. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

Southwater £249,950 (Freehold)

North Horsham £249,995 (Freehold)

Horsham £249,950 (Freehold)

Town Centre £279,950 (Freehold)

A three bedroom semi detached house situated within a cul-de-sac in the popular village of Southwater. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, downstairs cloakroom, double aspect lounge/dining room, refitted kitchen and conservatory. To the first floor are three double bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage.

A well presented three bedroom end terrace house backing onto woodland and situated in a cul-de-sac in North Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 14’7 living room, open plan to dining area and kitchen. To the first floor are three bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and allocated parking for two cars. NO CHAIN.

An extended three bedroom semi detached house situated in a popular residential area within North East Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises: entrance porch, 14’7 living room, 17’10 dining area and kitchen. To the first floor are three bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and off road parking for 4/5 cars in front of detached garage.

A well presented three bedroom link detached house situated in a highly sought after location close to Horsham Town Centre.

The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, downstairs cloakroom, kitchen, 16’1 living room. To the first floor are 3 bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from GCH, double glazing and detached garage. An early internal viewing is recommended.

Horsham £1350pcm

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BroadBridge heath

£349,950

A well presented double fronted extended four bedroom period family home, offering spacious and versatile accommodation.

Comprising of entrance hall, cloakroom, lounge, dining room, 23’ family room, recently refitted kitchen, utility room, four bedrooms, family bathroom, generously sized rear garden and off street parking.

No Chain.

southwater

£249,950

horsham

£319,950

An attractive bay fronted three bedroom Victorian home, situated within close proximity of Horsham Town Centre. This property benefits from entrance hall, 25’ lounge/dining room, large kitchen/ breakfast room, utility room, cloakroom, three bedrooms, bathroom, double galzing, GCH and off street parking. A real feature of this property is the delightful large sunny aspect rear garden.

horsham

£239,950

An attractive three bedroom detached property set within walking distance of all Southwater village amenities. The accommodation comprises of entrance hall, cloakroom, 15’ lounge, dining room, kitchen, three bedrooms, family bathroom, secluded sunny aspect rear garden, garage, GCH and off street parking.

A 4 double bedroom character cottage offering a wealth of period features, set in a popular part of Horsham within walking distance of Littlehaven station and Millais School. Comprises 14’ lounge, 13’ dining room, kitchen, inner lobby, family bathroom, 3 double bedrooms, bedroom four/study, potential room for ensuite, 120 ft secluded rear garden, GCH, possible scope for off street parking.

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£215,000

CaLL now For open daY BooKing on saturdaY 23rd oCtoBer. A 3 bedroom semi-detached property situated on the east side of Horsham within walking distance of station and town centre, within Milais and Forest Schools catchment areas. Comprises entrance hall, lounge, dining room, bedroom/study, 2 further bedrooms to the first floor, large rear garden, garage and off street parking. No chain.

southwater

£197,500

An immaculately presented and spacious two bedroom property set in a quiet cul de sac location within walking distance of southwater village amenities. Comprising of entrance hall, lounge, refitted modern kitchen/diner, two good sized bedrooms, modern family bathroom, landscaped rear garden, garage and two allocated parking spaces.

£214,950

An attractive and well presented two bedroom home situated in a small cul de sac location on an executive development in Southwater. Comprising of entrance hall, 14ft lounge, 14ft kitchen/ diner, two generously proportioned bedrooms, modern bathroom, rear garden, GCH, double glazing and own driveway providing ample parking.

southwater

£165,000

A well presented and rarely available one bedroom home set in a quiet cul de sac location situated within walking distance of Southwater village amenities. comprising of 13’ lounge, kitchen, study area, bedroom, modern bathroom, secluded rear garden, double glazing and allocated parking.

horsham

£299,950

An extended and well presented four bedroom older style property set a popular location in North Horsham within close proximity of local amenities and Littlehaven train station. Comprising of entrance hall, cloakroom, 16’ modern refitted kitchen/breakfast room, utility room, 14’ dining room, lounge, four bedrooms, family bathroom, large rear garden, double glazing, GCH and off street parking.

southwater

£237,500

A well presented three bedroom family home situated within walking distance of Southwater Country Park and other village amenities.

This property benefits from a entrance hall, 14’ lounge, dining room, refitted kitchen, three bedrooms, family bathroom, double glazing, GCH, delightful rear garden, garage and large driveway providing ample off street parking.

partridge green

£204,950

horsham

£279,950

A well presented and spacious extended four bedroom family home situated in a cul-de-sac location in the popular Lambs Farm Road area located close to Littlehaven Station, local schools and easy access to A264/A24/A23. Comprising of entrance hall, cloakroom, 15’ lounge, large 27’ modern kitchen/dining/family room, refitted bathroom, rear garden, garage with off street parking and GCH.

horsham

£229,950

An immaculately presented and superbly decorated three bedroom home. This property comprises of entrance lobby and hall, cloakroom, 14’ refitted kitchen/breakfast room with integrated appliances, 15’ lounge, three bedrooms all with fitted wardrobes, modern bathroom, landscaped rear garden and off street parking.

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southwater

£199,950

A spacious three bedroom home situated in the sought after village of Partridge Green, within walking distance of local amenities. This property benefits from large entrance porch and hall, 23’ lounge/ dining room, 16’ kitchen, three bedrooms, bathroom, secluded rear garden, GCH, double glazing and garage.

A well presented two bedroom end of terrace home set in a quiet cul de sac location backing onto a wooded copse, within walking distance of all local village amenities. Comprising of entrance hall, refitted modern kitchen/breakfast room, lounge, conservatory, two bedrooms, modern bathroom, secluded rear garden backing onto a wooded copse, GCH, double glazing and allocated parking.

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£134,950

A spacious and well presented one bedroom ground floor garden flat set within walking distance of Littlehaven train station. Comprising of entrance hall, kitchen, 14’ lounge, 14’5’ master bedroom, modern bathroom, GCH, double glazing throughout, communal parking and own private rear garden.

£129,950

A very well presented one bedroom apartment situated in an attractive modern block on a popular development in a sought after location in Horsham. Comprising of communal entrance hall with entry telephone system, entrance hall, lounge, modern kitchen and bathroom, double bedroom and well maintained communal grounds.

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• Extremely spacious 3 double bedroom • Situated within easy reach of the town centre • Modern fitted kitchen • Garage and residents parking • Available unfurnished

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Support and advice on legislation from experienced ARLA qualified staff offering you peace of mind We have dedicated Property Management Teams No call centres - for support and advice you can speak directly to your dedicated Property Manager

508819 East Horsham £925 pcm

Kathy Senior Branch Manager Leaders Horsham

Nadine

• Well located and updated 3 bedroom mid terraced house • Walking distance to town centre and station • Modern newly installed kitchen and bathroom • Gas central heating and courtyard garden • Available for immediate occupation and unfurnished

We use local, approved contractors with proven track records 705330 Billingshurst £1395 pcm • Lovely 4 bedroom unfurnished family house • Large and modern fitted kitchen / dining room • Spacious lounge with feature fireplace • Master bedroom with en-suite shower room • Private car-port parking / Enclosed rear garden

No foreign accounting - all rent payments processed within 48 hours of receipt directly into your bank account

Lydia and Fiona

690200 Horsham £1850 pcm • Beautiful 4 bedroom detached family home • Set in a desirable area of Horsham • Modern kitchen with breakfast bar and appliances • Four large double bedrooms • GCH, DG, garage and driveway parking. Unfurnished

Alex

59716 North Horsham £1500 pcm Sarah and Linda

Mark

Because local dedicated service counts.

18a Market Square, Horsham, West Sussex RH12 1EU email: horsham@leaders.co.uk

Opening times: Mon-Fri 9.00-6.00 Sat 9.00-5.00

• Spacious unfurnished 4 bedroom executive detached house • Set in quiet residential development with easy access to the A264 • Good size lounge with double doors to garden • Master bedroom with ensuite shower room • Rear garden with large patio and summer house

198133 Slinfold £2750 pcm • Beautiful 5 double bedroom detached house • Situated in a desirable village location • 3 reception rooms and lovely conservatory • Large walled garden with countryside views • Furnished - Rent includes garden maintenance Accepted here

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Telephone : 01403 242033 Mobile : 07590 580226 Email : enquiries@westonlettings.co.uk

Truly an all round service Sophie continues to offer a great service and her business is going from strength to strength, her most recent introduction to a property is Mark Mink and Fre Rammeloo, both originally from Holland.

“as you can imagine our opinion of Letting Agents was not good”.

The couple have lived in many parts of Europe as well as the North of England and due to work commitments they have moved to West Sussex and settled in the village of Warnham. “we where so used to living in town and city locations we felt it was time to settle down in a nice quiet village”, says Fre.

“We thought all was lost but then we came across Westons Lettings, we called them up and registered our details with Sophie”continues Mark “ Sophie was immediately friendly, approachable and attentive to our needs, a real first for us, she even gave us her mobile number so we could contact her in the evenings”

Friday street

£1295 pcm

a 3 bedroomed barn conversion designed by gucci with private direct access to indoor swimming pool. all bedrooms are en-suites.

£925 pcm

Warnham

set in Friday street in the heart of Warnham village is this very spacious and well presented family home. this property is in the process of being re decorated throughout. the property offers a large open planned kitchen/ dining room and a very good sized lounge with feature fireplace

Billingshurst

£850 pcm

£1100 pcm

£925 pcm

a fantastic opportunity to rent this 3 bedroom house in Billingshurst. this property is in immaculate condition throughout. large lounge, dining room, kitchen, conservatory, garden, garage, parking and plenty of storage.

a wonderful two bed semi detached character cottage set in the village of Warnham. Redecorated throughout with new carpets and flooring.

the Haven

£800 pcm

Horsham

£795 pcm

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Horsham

Billingshurst

ag le re t ed

£1795 pcm

“We are so glad we met Sophie, she helped us when we felt no one else would and worked

“After a couple of days we received a phone call from Sophie about a new property that had come to the market, it sounded perfect but due to work commitments we couldn’t get down during the day so based on our previous experiences with Letting Agents we assumed it would be a no go and we would have to lose the property to somebody else, however Sophie suggested we meet her one evening so we don’t miss out , so we jumped in the car and made the trip down”.

ag le re t ed

Rusper

around our needs and availability, she has continued to be our point of contact and truly offers an all round service, thanks Sophie”.

ag le re t ed

Their last property was near Liverpool so when searching for there new home here in Sussex, they had to endure an 8 hour round trip, “the search was becoming a bit of a chore to say the least” comments Mark, “It seemed we where constantly battling with the Letting Agents to arrange convenient times for us to view and always felt they were too busy to spend time with us, the last straw was when we made the journey down to view a property in Horsham and when we arrived we were informed it had already been let”, adds Fre.

Mark and Fre returned home to Liverpool and started their search again.

Mark and Fre instantly fell in love with the property and made an offer there and then.

coMPletely RenoVated to an high standard is this semi detached two bed character cottage set close to both Littlehaven and Horsham Stations. Fully fitted kitchen, new bathroom, two double bedrooms, pretty garden.

a semi- detached cottage within walking distance of Billingshurst station and town centre. decorated throughout, new carpets, fantastic open planned new kitchen/dining area, lounge, two double bedrooms, downstairs wc and utility room, garden and two parking spaces.

Residential letting & PRoPeRty ManageMent sPecialists

an opportunity to rent this 2 bed character attached cottage/annex in the rural Hamlet of the Haven near Five oaks and Billingshurst.

superb fully furnished spacious 2 bedroom ground floor flat within walking distance Horsham town centre and train station.

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A very well presented 1 bedroom ground floor annexe situated in popular residential location with great access to A24 link roads. Property boasts open plan living space with newly installed fitted kitchen, modern white bathroom suite with shower, gas central heating and well proportioned rooms.

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£825 (pcm)

Horsham

Situated in highly sought after location within a couple of minutes walk of Horsham mainline train station and town centre.

This modern two bedroom apartment boasts spacious accommodation throughout including fitted kitchen/breakfast room, en-suite shower room to master bedroom, private allocated parking space and far reaching views of the South Downs.

£600 (pcm)

ATTENTION LANDLORDS PROPERTIES URGENTLY REQUIRED An excellently presented modern ground floor 1 bedroom apartment situated in prime town centre location within a few minutes walk to mainline train station. Property boasts modern laminate flooring throughout, neutral decor, fitted kitchen with appliances, bathroom with shower attachment, private allocated parking space.

Haywards Heath

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01403 256331 or horsham@connells.co.uk A truly delightful and stunning top floor executive apartment situated in highly sought after location. Includes luxury modern fitted kitchen with fitted appliances, laminate flooring throughout, fabulous and contemporary bathrooms, spacious accommodation throughout, private parking space and boasting wonderful panoramic views over the South Downs.

Horsham

£1250 (pcm)

A truly delightful 3-4 bedroom modern town house situated in highly sought after residential location within 0.5 miles of mainline train station and town centre. Offered in superb decorative order throughout boasting fitted kitchen/dining room, lounge, modern fitted bathroom, ground floor bedroom/study, utility room, integral garage with driveway parking.

Broadbridge Heath

£1600 (pcm)

A deceptively spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom modern town house offered in excellent decorative order throughout.

Other features include private rear garden, garage and driveway, pretty views over parkland, 2 reception rooms and situated in sought after residential location.

Are you thinking of selling your home ? Call today for a FREE market appraisal Telephone : 01403 256331 - Email : horsham@connells.co.uk

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Renault has scooped the award for ‘Most Improved Van Manufacturer of the Year’ at the Fleet Van Awards 2010.

Europe’s number one LCV marque was also Highly Commended for New Master in the Large Panel Van of the Year category and shortlisted in the Small Van of the Year category for the Kangoo Van and its recently introduced longer wheelbase sibling, Maxi.

Volvo Car UK has announced prices for the allnew V60 sports wagon.

Available in four trim levels and with a wide choice of petrol or diesel engines, the V60 sports wagon will start from £23,145 for the 150PS T3 ES model, rising to £37,895 for the flagship 304PS T6 AWD SE Lux Geartronic Premium model. R-Design models, featuring more dynamic styling and chassis enhancements, will also be available from £25,695.

Ford’s new mighty power Ranger The all-new Ford Ranger made its worldwide debut at the Australian International Motor Show as the latest addition to a wave of global vehicles being introduced by Ford.

Stephen Odell, chairman and CEO, Ford of Europe, said: "The new Ranger is an exciting and dynamic vehicle that will undoubtedly raise the bar in the pickup market.

The scope of its capability and technology are further evidence of how powerful the One Ford initiative is in helping us globally to develop a whole range of allnew class-leading vehicles.

We look forward to bringing

new Ranger to European customers by 2012 and I am confident it will exceed their expectations."

From impressive gains in power and safety to exceptional towing capability, the all-new Ford Ranger emerges as a clear leader. It not only builds on the Ranger heritage of pickup capability, but will also give owners a spacious, comfortable and feature-filled interior, with a sophisticated driving experience.

It boasts a list of technologies and features including a new rear-view camera system, Voice Control, Trailer Sway Control and Adaptive Load Control.

The new Ranger will be available in three different cab body styles, 4x2 and 4x4 drivetrains, two ride heights and four series choices. Three passengers can easily fit into the second row of the new Ranger Double Cab. It offers ample knee clearance and better foot clearance between the B-pillar and seat.

The all-new Ford Ranger offers even more capability, but has also been transformed with a taut and muscular contemporary design.

With an all-new chassis frame, front and rear suspension and steering system, Ranger delivers more payload and outstanding

towing capability.

It is powered by a choice of two new fuel-efficient state-ofthe-art common rail Ford Duratorq TDCi diesels and new fuel-efficient six-speed automatic and manual transmissions.

To help reduce ownership costs with Ranger, especially at the fuel pump, a wide range of design features were optimised to improve fuel efficiency.

Using the same leading-edge simulation technology employed

by Formula One teams, aerodynamicists performed more than 1,000 full-vehicle aerodynamic simulations to perfect the shape of the vehicle.

The new Volkswagen Amarok has been honoured with the International Pick-up Award 2011.

The accolade, awarded for the first time this year, was judged by the highly regarded panel, representing 23 countries, that elects the prestigious International Van of the Year awards.

Prices for the seventh generation Volkswagen Passat have been revealed and customers will be able to order one from tomorrow. The new car will cost from £18,470 (RRP on the road) for the saloon and £19,745 for the Estate.

Unveiled at the Paris Motor Show, the Passat takes on not only a fresh appearance both inside and out with every panel and glass surface apart from the roof being new, but also adopts the latest technologies and efficiency measures.

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Friday 22 October 2010 | the resident

Trick or Treat The Rotary Club of Horsham, in conjunction with Horsham District Council, is organising a 'Trick or Treat Competition' as part of the Horsham Festival and Halloween Celebrations. The Competition is open to all accompanied Children under 13 years of age.

Between Monday 25th October and Saturday 30st October the Shops listed below invite you to play Trick or Treat. Just go along to each of the shops and you will find in the Window a Poster which details what you have to do in that particular shop. Follow the instructions and you may end up with a nice Treat (or occasionally a Trick) but also with a Password.

Just enter the Password for that shop in the relevant space below and when you have filled in all the Passwords, drop the completed Form into the Box at Country Produce in the Carfax, or mail it to The Rotary Club of Horsham, Birkdale, Greens Lane, Mannings Heath, RH13 6JW. There will be a 1st Prize of £40 and a Runner Up Prize of £20 in each of the following Age Groups. 4 and under, 5-8 and 9-12.

Name :

Age:

Shop Name

Address

ATOM

Carfax

Aurac

Piries Place

Beales

The Forum

Brock Taylor

East Street

Cartridge World

East Street

Classic Bags

Swan Walk

Country Produce

Carfax

Dab Hands

Carfax

Non Stop Party Shop

Carfax/Middle Street

Goodacres Toy Shop

Carfax

Hoffmans

Carfax

Home to Roost

Piries Place

Johnsons the Cleaners

Carfax

La Source

East Street

Leaders

Market Square (beside Town Hall)

Mr Simms Sweet Shoppe

West Street

Optical Express

Swan Walk

Panino Café

Carfax

Pinnacle Letting

Piries Place

Pizza Express

East Street

Raspberry Laces

Piries Place ( No 11)

Rush Hairdressers

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Strada

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the resident | Friday 22 October 2010

jobs & careers Part time cook required for busy pub in BBH

16 HRS per week consisting of 2 evenings and 2 lunches.

Includes weekends

Please contact Richard on 01403 253406

Experienced stylists required for a new Aveda exclusive hair and beauty salon in Horsham.

Due to our recent popularity we are looking for energetic and passionate people to fill the following roles;

Send your C.V to millgl@aol.com

Chef de Partie

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Kitchen Porters Waiter/esses

Bluecoat Sports Health & Fitness Club at Christ’s Hospital Boarding School strives to provide the facilities and activities to give our members and guests the opportunity to enhance their lives and well-being.

Fitness Instructor (full-time)

Working as part of the fitness team, reporting to the Fitness Manager the candidate will deliver a high standard of customer care by ensuring our facilities are safe and well maintained. The candidate will carry out daily fitness suite operational duties including members’ induction appointments, devising fitness programmes and personal training. Candidates must hold a minimum of REPS Level 2 Fitness Qualification and ideally have a recognised Personal Training Qualification. It is desirable for the candidate to hold Group Exercise qualifications. Hours of work are 40 per week within the shift times of 0645am-1030pm including weekends.

Benefits with all the above include generously discounted membership of the sports facilities, free lunch during term times, and membership of the stakeholder pension scheme after 3 months service. Rates of pay will be commensurate with qualifications, skills and experience.

Further information on Bluecoat Sports Limited can be found at www.bluecoatsports.co.uk

For an application pack please call 01403 247646 or email chemv@christs-hospital.org.uk. Applications to be received no later than mid-day Friday 29 October 2010.

Bluecoat Sports Limited is committed to safeguarding and promoting the welfare of children and young people and expects all staff and volunteers to share this commitment. All successful applicants are required to complete an enhanced disclosure application with the Criminal Records Bureau. More details on the disclosure process can be found on www.crb. gov.uk. Bluecoat Sports Limited is an Equal Opportunities employer.

We have recently been listed as one of the top 100 restaurants in the UK as compiled by Restaurant Magazine and are looking for the right people to help further expand our success.

Previous experience in Japanese cuisine is not essential, just a positive outlook

If this sounds like you then Please forward your C.V. to careers@wabi.co.uk

New Pizza Hut Delivery Unit Opening Soon & Now Hiring Owner Drivers Up to £6.50 per hour Plus up to £1.20 per delivery.

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Replace the question mark with a letter so that the letters within each circle can be re-arranged to form words with a common theme. What are the three words, and the letter represented by the question mark?

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Double Crossword

Each number in the grid represents a different letter of the alphabet and every letter of the alphabet is used.

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Circlegram

No.087

Need a little help getting started? Then simply call now for up to four extra clue letters on 0901 010 1890 or text CODEWORD to 83088. Calls cost 50p from a BT landline, other networks and mobiles may vary. Texts cost 50p plus your standard network charge.

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Choose either quick or cryptic clues -both fit the same grid.

M R L U T A ? B R

Cryptic Clues: Across 1. Due to make a melancholy sound (4) 8. To start about four shows resourceful originality (10) 9. Soft thing - it’s a small piece (8) 10. What errant people do, a bit of improvement (4) 12. It’s conducted by those out for the count? (6) 14. He works with suitable material (6) 15. Supports conceited movements (6) 17. Get back some control about Georgia (6) 18. Keep on advertising an electrical fitting (4) 19. Produced manually, we hear - domestic help required (8) 21. Care to hire an old driver for a change?

(10) 22. Provide lip-service?

(4)

Quick Clues:

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION: The letter represented by the question mark is R. Gerrard, Aurelio, Arbeloa, have all played for Liverpool.

Down

2. Alan Merton could be decorated (10) 3. Roll and heel over (4) 4. America after a long player, maybe, for this event (6) 5. Those who make a sound contribution won’t be (6) 6. Provoking a disturbance near the arena (8) 7. A stretch of water in the same region (4) 11. Players who are used to bowing and scraping (10) 13. Needs a bullet to drag up an indolent type (8) 16. It may be instructive for fish (6) 17. A serving soldier shows acrimony, we hear (6) 18. All the cards to put in the case (4) 20. A symbol for German money (4)

Across

Down

1. Needy (4) 8. Convulsion of the ground (10) 9. Draw out (8) 10. Yawn (4) 12. Set light to (6) 14. Damsel (6) 15. Linger (6) 17. Portions (6) 18. Employer (4) 19. Contemplate (8) 21. Frustrate (10) 22. Copied (4)

2. Scandalous (10) 3. Torn (4) 4. Embellished (6) 5. Cadence (6) 6. Bog (8) 7. In this place (4) 11. Priority (10) 13. Pause (8) 16. Prescription (6) 17. Writing instrument (6) 18. Unfasten (4) 20. Jot (4)

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS: CRYPTIC - Across: 7 Aloft; 8 Scupper; 9 Embargo; 10 Earns; 12 Asseverate; 15 Chain store; 18 Sober; 19 Riviera; 21 Inertia; 22 Rifle. Down: 1 Make tracks; 2 Doubt; 3 Stir; 4 Ashore; 5 Muleteer; 6 Spartan; 11 Speculated; 13 Senorita; 14 Gambler; 16 Threat; 17 Deify; 20 Vera. QUICK - Across: 7 Obese; 8 Attempt; 9 Visitor; 10 Aloud; 12 Transgress; 15 Admonitory; 18 Throw; 19 Revenue; 21 Pretend; 22 Strut. Down: 1 Conversant; 2 Feast; 3 Debt; 4 Barren; 5 Stranger; 6 Empower; 11 Dishonesty; 13 Renowned; 14 Smarten; 16 Tirade; 17 Inert; 20 Vast.

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Sudoku To hear today's sudoku solution: Call 0901 928 1503. Calls cost 50p per minute from a BT landline. Other networks and mobiles may vary.

Fill in the grid below so that every column, every row and each of the 3x3 boxes contains all the digits from 1 to 9.

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS >

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7 day guide You should have gone to Specsavers

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Saturday TV BBC1

BBC2

7.30 Live Four Nations Rugby League. New Zealand v England (Kick off 8.00am). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live. 11.30 Nigella Kitchen. (R) 12.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 12.15 Football Focus. 1.00 Formula 1: The Korean Grand Prix — Qualifying. (R) 2.30 Live Gymnastics. The World Artistic Gymnastics Championships. 4.30 Final Score. 5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 5.30 Walk on the Wild Side.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 12.00 BBC Switch: The Cut. 12.25 BBC Switch: The Season.

(R) 12.55 BBC Switch: The Season. (R) 1.25 BBC Switch: The 5:19 Show. 1.45 BBC Switch: Revealed. 2.00 Film: The Long Ships. (1963) Viking adventure, starring Richard Widmark and Sidney Poitier. 4.00 Escape to the Country. (R) 5.00 Match of the Day Live. Doncaster Rovers v Sheffield United (Kick-off 5.15pm).

6.00 Strictly Come Dancing.

The 12 remaining couples perform either a tango or a Charleston routine.

7.45 Merlin. Gwen faces an impossible dilemma.

8.30 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws.

The weekly draws with John Partridge.

8.45 Casualty. Ruth sets her sights on the role of Jordan’s deputy.

9.35 BBC News; Weather; National Lottery Update.

10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.

With Ardal O’Hanlon, Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins.

Last in the series.

10.30 Match of the Day. Including highlights of Chelsea v Wolverhampton Wanderers.

11.50 The Football League Show. Highlights of today's Championship, League One and League Two matches; Weatherview.

7.25 Coast. From Wexford to Killiney.

7.45 Dad’s Army. Godfrey is accused of cowardice.

(R) 8.15 Renaissance Revolution. Matthew Collings analyses Hieronymous Bosch’s triptych The Garden of Earthly Delights, using digital technology to illuminate its finer details and explore its arcane messages.

9.15 QI XL. With Andy Hamilton, Rich Hall, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies.

10.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. With panellists Reginald D Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.

10.45 The Rob Brydon Show.

Last in the series. (R) 11.15 FILM: Sin City. (2005) Comic-book thriller, starring Mickey Rourke.

1.15 BBC News.

1.10 Film: Nemesis. (1992) Sci-fi thriller, with Oliver Gruner. 2.40 Close. 5.55 Live Four Nations Rugby League. Australia v Papua New Guinea (Kick off 6.00am).

ITV1 6.00 CITV: The Fluffy Club. 7.25 Toonattik. 9.25 The New Worst Witch. 9.50 Planet Sketch. (R) 10.00 Film: Columbo: Fade in to Murder. (1976) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and William Shatner. 11.30 This Morning: Saturday. 12.30 News; Weather.

12.39 Regional Programme.

12.40 Best Ever Worst Auditions 2. (R) 1.40 Film: Babe. (1995) Family comedy, starring James Cromwell. 3.25 Film: Goldfinger.

(1964) James Bond adventure, starring Sean Connery. 5.30 Regional Programmes. 5.45 ITV News; Weather.

6.00 All Star Family Fortunes. With Bobby Davro and Jo Wood.

6.45 New You’ve Been Framed! Featuring a donkey with a cold.

7.15 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

Comic review of the week’s small-screen highlights.

7.45 The X Factor. The battle for the X Factor crown continues as the remaining 12 acts sing once again, hoping they have what it takes to impress the viewers and judges.

10.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Cheryl Cole.

The X Factor judge talks about her divorce and battle with malaria.

11.00 ITV News; Weather.

11.15 An Audience with Michael Buble. (R) 12.30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Sons and Daughters. 2.55 Elvis: The Early Years. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 Planet Cook. (R) 6.30 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 World Sport.

7.25 British GT Championship. 7.55 The Morning Line. 8.50 T4: One Tree Hill. (R) 9.45 T4: Ugly Betty. (R) 10.45 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show Playlist. 11.15 T4: Lily Allen: Real Stories. 12.15 T4: Friends. (R) 12.45 T4: Scrubs. (R) 1.15 That Paralympic Show. 1.50 Channel 4 Racing. 3.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.30 Come Dine with Me. (R) 6.00 6.30 6.55 7.00

Come Dine with Me. (R) Channel 4 News.

4thought.tv.

My Family’s Crazy Gap Year. A welder from Warrington decides to restore an ocean-going yacht. Last in the series.

8.00 The Real Vikings: A Time Team Special.

Visiting digs around the UK to explore the Viking way of life. (R) 9.00 The Pillars of the Earth.

Waleran plots to sabotage the cathedral project. With Natalia Woerner.

10.15 FILM: No Country for Old Men. (2007) Premiere. A hunter takes the money left at the scene of a botched drugs deal, but a merciless hitman is on his trail. Thriller, with Josh Brolin.

12.30 Film: Dhrupad. (1983) Premiere. 1.50 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. (R) 2.35 Film: Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss. (2004) 4.05 The OC. (R) 5.30 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five 6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 UEFA Europa League Highlights. (R) 11.05 The Gadget Show. (R) 12.05 Rory and Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure. (R) 1.05 Film: Captain Horatio Hornblower RN. (1951) Swashbuckling naval adventure, starring Gregory Peck. 3.20 Film: Fools’ Parade. (1971) 5.10 Film: Where Eagles Dare. (1969) Second World War adventure, with Richard Burton.

7.55 Five News.

8.00 The Mentalist. Jane is forced to help his estranged brother-inlaw when he becomes embroiled in an ongoing murder investigation.

Guest starring Kevin Rankin (Bionic Woman).

(R) 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom is dragged into work from his sickbed. (R) 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A 14year-old’s death is linked to a man in prison. (R) 10.55 CSI: Miami. Ryan is suspected of unwittingly helping a killer. (R) 11.55 Cops in Crisis.

Harrowing tales of survival told by police officers. (R) 12.15 SuperCasino.

Live interactive gaming. 4.05 Fifth Gear. (R) 4.30 How to Take Stunning Pictures. (R) 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake!

Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.55 The Xtra Factor 4.55 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 5.25 Film: Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) 7.45 My Child Won’t Eat 8.45 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams 9.45 Ed Westwick: The Hot Desk 10.00 The Xtra Factor 11.15 Celebrity Juice: N-Dubz Special

ITV3 3.55 Pie in the Sky 5.00 Monk 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wire in the Blood 11.00 Cracker

ITV4 2.55 Film: Nevada Smith (1966) 5.30 Minder 6.30 Film: Live and Let Die (1973) 9.00 Film: Jaws 3 (1983) An angry mother shark comes looking for her baby, captive in a Florida marine centre. Thriller sequel, starring Dennis Quaid and Simon MacCorkindale. Including Entertainment News Update. 10.55 Mark Watson Kicks Off 11.35 Film: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

BBC THREE 7.00 Great Movie Mistakes 7.20 Top Gear 8.40 Film: Deep Impact (1998) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy

BBC FOUR 7.00 Life 8.00 Michael Wood’s Story of England 9.00 Wallander 10.25 Mad Men 11.15 The First Men in the Moon

E4 1.25 Hollyoaks 4.00 Make It or Break It 5.00 Friends 6.30 Ugly Betty 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.55 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 Friends 10.00 My Funniest Year: 2000

FILM4 3.45 The Mark of Zorro (1974) 5.15 Singin’ in the Rain (1952) 7.20 Hot Shots! (1991) 9.00 Sleepy Hollow (1999) 11.00 The Devil’s Backbone (2001)

Sunday TV BBC1 6.00 Formula 1: The Korean Grand Prix — Live. The 17th round of the season (Start-time 7.00am). 9.15 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.15 Sunday Morning Live. 11.15 Country Tracks. 12.15 The Politics Show. 1.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 2.00 Formula 1: The Korean Grand Prix. 4.15 Points of View. 4.30 Songs of Praise. 5.05 Lost Land of the Tiger. (R) 6.05 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

6.30 Countryfile. Adam Henson visits a cattle farm in America that keeps a dairy herd of 32,000 cows, and asks if such intensive methods have a place in British agriculture.

Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

7.30 Strictly Come Dancing.

The third elimination is announced.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow.

The team values more rarities at Brighton College.

9.00 Single Father. Dave and Sarah worry about what Evie might have seen.

10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

10.25 The Apprentice. The teams are challenged to bake and sell their goods. (R) 11.25 Spooks. The US president’s life comes under threat on a visit to the UK; (R) Weatherview.

12.30 Sign Zone: Mountain Gorilla. 1.30 Holby City. 2.25 Secret Britain. 3.25 BBC News.

BBC2 8.00 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 CBBC. 10.00 Something for the Weekend. 11.30 Flog It! (R) 12.00 EastEnders.

2.00 Live Gymnastics. The World Artistic Gymnastics Championships. 5.00 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 FILM: The Four Feathers. (2002) An officer resigns from the military, earning the disdain of his friends, and prompting him to set out to win back their respect. Adventure, starring Heath Ledger and Wes Bentley.

8.00 Attenborough’s Journey. Documentary following David Attenborough as he travels around the world to make his series First Life, which explores the origins of life on Earth.

9.00 Dragons’ Den: What Happened Next? Theo Paphitis takes 90 employees to Greece for a week of teambuilding, before visiting companies he invested in on Dragons’ Den — as well as one he turned down. Last in the series.

10.00 Match of the Day 2. The day’s Premier League action.

11.10 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Mark Ronson guest hosts. (R) 11.40 Genius with Dave Gorman. (R) 12.10 Film: Extraordinary Rendition. (2007) Thriller, starring Omar Berdouni and Andy Serkis.

1.25 BBC News. 3.25 Close.

ITV1 6.00 CITV: The Fluffy Club. 7.25 Toonattik. 9.25 The X Factor. (R) 11.40 This Morning: Sunday.

12.25 News; Weather. 12.29 Regional Programme. 12.30 FA Cup Football. Live coverage of the first-round draw. 1.00 Coronation Street.

3.20 Midsomer Murders. (R) 4.55 Downton Abbey. (R) 6.00 Regional Programmes.

6.15 ITV News; Weather.

6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

Comic review of the week’s small-screen highlights. (R) 7.00 The Cube. A bravery award winner takes on a series of tasks within the confines of a large transparent cube, hoping to scoop a jackpot of £250,000.

Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield.

8.00 The X Factor. Talent contest, hosted by Dermot O’Leary.

9.00 Downton Abbey. As the village prepares for the annual flower show, Isobel and Violet are in conflict, and Mary is introduced to a potential suitor, but it would seem she only has eyes for Matthew.

10.05 ITV News; Weather.

10.15 Whitechapel. Chandler and Miles continue their efforts to track down the killer. (R) 11.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Cheryl Cole.

12.15 Premiership Rugby Union.

1.00 The Zone; ITV News. 2.30 Motorsport UK. 3.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV News.

Channel 4 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Rat Race Stockton. 7.30 GT Academy. 8.25 T4: Friends. (R) 8.50 T4: The Wanted: Revealed! 9.30 T4: Hollyoaks. 12.00 T4: Ugly Betty.

1.00 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 1.35 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 2.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (R) 2.40 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (R) 3.10 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (R) 3.40 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (R) 4.15 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. (R) 4.45 Deal or No Deal. 5.30 Time Team.

6.30 Channel 4 News.

6.55 4thought.tv. Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones argues that God is not racist.

7.00 The Genius of British Art. Roy Strong celebrates the English tradition of landscape painting, arguing that works such as Constable’s The Hay Wain depict a country on the cusp of change.

8.00 Undercover Boss USA. An executive experiences life as a waste management worker.

9.00 The Secret Millionaire.

A toy company owner visits a Cardiff council estate.

10.00 Desperate Housewives.

Gabrielle concocts a wild theory concerning Juanita’s conception.

10.55 Seven Days. (R) 12.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 1.00 American Football Live. Green Bay Packers v Minnesota Vikings (Kick-off 1.20am). 4.45 GT Academy. 5.10 Countdown. 5.55 Sali Mali. (R)

Channel Five 6.00 Milkshake!: Peppa Pig. 6.05 Roary the Racing Car. (R) 6.15 Fifi and the Flowertots. (R) 6.25 Fireman Sam. (R) 6.40 Rupert Bear. (R) 6.50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom. (R) 7.00 Mio Mao. (R) 7.05 The WotWots. (R) 7.20 Roobarb and Custard Too. (R) 7.30 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. (R) 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales. (R) 8.10 Little Princess. (R) 8.25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky. (R) 8.40 Hana’s Helpline.

(R) 9.00 Olivia. (R) 9.15 The Mr Men Show. (R) 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 How to Take Stunning Pictures. (R) 10.30 Great South Run 2010. The 10mile race from Southsea, Portsmouth. 12.15 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers. (R) 1.15 Cowboy Builders. (R) 2.15 Film: Indian Uprising. (1951) Western, starring George Montgomery.

3.45 Film: Uptown Girls. (2003) Comedy, starring Brittany Murphy. 5.35 Film: Surf’s Up. (2007) Premiere. Animated comedy, with the voice of Jeff Bridges.

7.15 Five News.

7.20 FILM: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. (1993) Comedy, starring Jim Carrey.

9.00 FILM: Bad Santa. (2004) Black comedy, starring Billy Bob Thornton.

11.05 FILM: Buying the Cow. (2002) Comedy, starring Jerry O’Connell.

12.50 SuperCasino. 4.05 Wildlife SOS. 4.50 Rough Guide To. 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. 5.10 Milkshake!

Show. 5.35 Thomas & Friends.

5.45 Roary the Racing Car.

Digital ITV2 3.50 Film: Johnny English (2003) 5.35 Film: The Mummy (1999) 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.30 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 11.30 The Only Way Is Essex

ITV3 2.50 Film: Charade (1963) 5.10 The Darling Buds of May 7.20 Ladies of Letters 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Film: Private Benjamin (1980) 11.20 Moll Flanders

ITV4 3.15 Film: Lonely Are the Brave (1962) 5.30 Film: Live and Let Die (1973) 8.00 Premiership Rugby Union 9.00 Total Emergency 10.00 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 10.45 Film: Casino (1995)

BBC THREE 7.00 Formula 1: The Korean Grand Prix — Highlights 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Gavin & Stacey 9.30 DOA 10.00 American Dad! 10.45 Family Guy 11.30 Gavin & Stacey

BBC FOUR 7.00 A Time to Remember 7.30 The Beauty of Maps 8.00 Joan Sutherland: The Reluctant Prima Donna 9.00 Boys from the Blackstuff 10.00 Film: Witchfinder General (1968) 11.25 Edgar Allan Poe: Love, Death and Women

E4 2.30 Film: Ladyhawke (1985) 5.00 Friends 6.00 Glee 7.00 Life Unexpected 8.00 Friends 9.00 Film: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 11.10 David Blaine: Street Magic

FILM4 3.05 Ride the High Country (1962) 4.55 On the Town (1949) 6.50 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) 9.00 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 11.00 Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

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7 day guide Wednesday

Breakfast. 9.15 Animal 24:7.

Breakfast. 9.15 Animal 24:7.

Breakfast. 9.15 Animal 24:7.

BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer;

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. 11.45 To Buy or Not to Buy; BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Land Girls. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Inside Out; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 Panorama. 9.00 Spooks. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Ask Rhod Gilbert. 11.20 The Graham Norton Show. (R) 12.05 Damages. (R) Weatherview. 1.35 Sign Zone: The Apprentice. (R) 2.35 The Great British Bake Off. (R) 3.35 Out of the Frying Pan. (R) 4.35 BBC News.

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. 11.45 To Buy or Not to Buy; BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Land Girls. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City. 9.00 Crimewatch. 10.00 BBC News.

10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Crimewatch Update. 10.45 Nuns Aloud. 11.40 Film: The Love Letter. (1999) Comedy drama, starring Kate Capshaw; Weatherview. 1.05 Sign Zone: See Hear. (R) 1.35 E Numbers: An Edible Adventure. (R) 2.35 Restoration Roadshow. (R) 3.35 The Big School Lottery. (R) 4.35 BBC News.

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. 11.45 To Buy or Not to Buy; BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Land Girls. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Helicopter Heroes; BBC News; Regional News.

8.00 Waterloo Road. 9.00 The Apprentice. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 The National Lottery Draws. 10.45 Film 2010 with Claudia Winkleman. 11.25 The League Cup Show; National Lottery Update; Weatherview.

12.20 Sign Zone: Country Tracks. (R) 1.20 Bang Goes the Theory. (R) 1.50 Watchdog. (R) 2.50 Restoration Roadshow. (R) 3.20 BBC News.

12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 GMT with George Alagiah. 1.00 Due South. (R) 1.45 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Instant Restaurant. (R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless.

5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off. 6.00 Eggheads.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two. 7.00 Coast. (R) 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals.

9.00 Whites. 9.30 Harry & Paul. 10.00 Later Live — with Jools Holland. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather.

11.20 Wonderland: The British in Bed. (R) 12.20 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

See Hear. 1.30 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Instant Restaurant. (R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two. 7.00 Escape to the Country. (R) 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals.

9.00 Wonderland — Mad Cats and Englishwomen. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired! 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Whites.

(R) 11.50 Harry & Paul. (R) 12.20 BBC News.

3.20 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

ITV1

Thursday BBC1

6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Animal 24:7.

10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. 11.45 To Buy or Not to Buy; BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Land Girls. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Watchdog. 9.00 Have I Got News for You. 9.30 Reggie Perrin. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Question Time. 11.35 This Week; Holiday Weatherview. 12.30 Sign Zone: Panorama. (R) 1.00 Countryfile. (R) 1.55 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 2.55 Restoration Roadshow. (R) 3.25 BBC News.

Friday Breakfast. 9.15 Animal 24:7. (R) BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer;

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. 11.45 To Buy or Not to Buy; BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Land Girls. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show; BBC News; Weather. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 QI. 9.00 New Tricks. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show. 11.20 The National Lottery Draws. 11.30 Film: Halloween: Resurrection. (2002) Horror sequel, starring Brad Loree; Weatherview. 1.00 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 2.00 Gareth Malone’s Extraordinary School for Boys. (R) 3.00 Restoration Roadshow. (R) 3.30 BBC News.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 BBC2 CBeebies.

BBC2 CBeebies.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 11.30 Animal Park. (R) 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 11.30 Animal Park. (R) BBC2 CBeebies.

BBC2 BBC2 CBeebies. 11.30 Animal Park. (R) CBeebies. 11.30 Daily Politics. 1.00 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 GMT with George 11.30 Animal Park. (R) 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 GMT with George

Alagiah. 1.00 Due South. (R) 1.45 Film 2010 with Claudia Winkleman. (R) 2.15 Instant Restaurant.

(R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two. 7.00 Michael Wood’s Story of England. 8.00 University Challenge. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals. 9.00 Horizon: Miracle Cure? A Decade of the Human Genome. 10.00 Genius with Dave Gorman. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 A Life without Work. (R) 12.20 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning.

12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather.

1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Wild Britain with Ray Mears. 8.30 Coronation Street.

9.00 Whitechapel. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Real Crime: The Cat and Mouse Killer. (R) 11.35 Greatest Cities of the World with Griff Rhys Jones.

(R) 12.35 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.35 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 3.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 4.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.00 The Treacle People.

(R) 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier.

(R) 8.55 According to Jim. (R) 9.25 Coach Trip. (R) 9.55 Coach Trip. (R) 10.25 Coach Trip. (R) 10.55 Coach Trip. (R) 11.30 Coach Trip. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. (R) 1.00 Film: The Bad News Bears. (1976). 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal: Trick or Treat.

5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks.

7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 Dispatches. 9.00 Titanic: The Mission. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live. 11.10 Ramsay’s Best Restaurant. (R) 12.10 Music on 4: On Track. 12.30 Music on 4: Bestival Presents Flaming Lips. 12.45 Music on 4: Strummerville Sessions. 1.00 Premier League Poker. 1.55 Film: Duvidha. (1973) 3.20 ER. (R) 4.05 Afterworld. (R) 4.30 Film: Thunderbirds Are Go! (1966).

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 House. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.50 Warship. (R) 1.45 Neighbours.

2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad.

(R) 3.05 Film: On Hostile Ground. (2000). 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five.

7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 How Do They Do It?; Five News Update. 8.00 The Gadget Show; Five News at 9. 9.00 Rory and Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure. 10.00 Russell and Katy Get Married. 11.00 Film: Dangerous Minds. (1995).

1.00 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour. (R) 5.05 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning.

12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather.

1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Grimefighters. (R) 8.00 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams. 9.00 71 Degrees North.

10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Homes from Hell. (R) 11.35 Swingtown. 12.25 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.25 The Rockford Files. 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 4.15 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.05 The Treacle People.

(R) 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier.

(R) 8.55 According to Jim. (R) 9.25 Coach Trip. (R) 9.55 Coach Trip. (R) 10.25 Coach Trip. (R) 10.55 Coach Trip. (R) 11.30 Coach Trip. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. (R) 1.10 Film: Courage of Lassie. (1946) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal: Trick or Treat.

5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks.

7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 Wedding House. 9.00 Ramsay’s Best Restaurant.

10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live. 11.05 Seven Days. 12.10 Music on 4: Pink: Video Exclusive.

12.15 Late Night Poker. 1.15 Beach Volleyball.

2.10 Freesports on 4: Freeze. (R) 3.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly. 3.30 British GT Championship. (R) 3.55 World Sport. (R) 4.20 GT Academy. (R) 5.15 Deadliest Catch. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 House. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.50 Warship. (R) 1.45 Neighbours.

2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 3.05 Film: Two Mothers for Zachary.

(1996) Fact-based drama, starring Vanessa Redgrave. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Street Market Chefs; Five News Update. 8.00 Sea Patrol UK. New series. An unexploded Second World War mine in Portland Harbour; Five News at 9. 9.00 CSI: Miami. 10.00 CSI: NY; (R) Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A nightclub owner is killed. (R) 12.00 NCIS. (R) 12.55 SuperCasino. 4.00 House Doctor. (R) 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour. (R) 5.05 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning.

12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather.

1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Film: No Reservations. (2007) Premiere. Romantic comedy, with Catherine ZetaJones and Aaron Eckhart. 12.35 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.35 Film: Shalako. (1968) Western, starring Sean Connery. 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 5.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.05 The Treacle People.

(R) 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier.

(R) 8.55 According to Jim. (R) 9.25 Coach Trip. (R) 9.55 Coach Trip. (R) 10.25 Coach Trip. (R) 10.55 Coach Trip. (R) 11.30 Coach Trip. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 My Eden. (R) 12.15 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. (R) 1.15 Film: The Hound of the Baskervilles. (1959) Sherlock Holmes mystery, starring Peter Cushing.

2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 3.25 Countdown.

4.10 Deal or No Deal: Trick or Treat. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 Buried Alive: The Chilean Mine Rescue. 9.00 Grand Designs. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live. 11.05 The Event. (R) 12.05 The Event. (R) 1.05 Music on 4: 4Play: Rumer. 1.15 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight. 1.30 We Are Together. (R) 3.05 Brothers & Sisters. (R) 3.50 Hill Street Blues. (R) 4.40 ER. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 House. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.50 Warship. (R) 1.45 Neighbours.

2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 3.10 Film: Murder Among Friends.

(2001) Detective thriller, starring Greg Evigan.

5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 How Do They Do It?; Five News Update. 8.00 Cowboy Builders; Five News at 9. 9.00 NCIS. (R) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent. 11.00 Law & Order. (R) 11.55 Poker. 12.50 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour. (R) 5.05 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 5.35 Nick’s Quest. (R)

Alagiah. 1.00 Due South. (R) 1.45 Ready Steady Cook. 2.15 Instant Restaurant. (R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two. 7.00 Keith Richards: A Culture Show Special. 8.00 Nigella Kitchen. 8.30 Autumnwatch 2010. 9.30 Autumnwatch Unsprung. 10.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Keith Richards: A Culture Show Special. (R) 12.20 The Apprentice:You’re Fired! (R) 1.05 BBC News.

3.25 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning.

12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather.

1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 How Safe Are Our Borders?: Tonight. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Coronation Street.

9.00 Monte Carlo or Bust. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Film: Rambo: First Blood Part II. (1985) Action adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone.

12.25 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.20 How Safe Are Our Borders?: Tonight. (R) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 Sali Mali. (R) 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier. (R) 8.55 According to Jim. (R) 9.25 Coach Trip. (R) 9.55 Coach Trip. (R) 10.25 Coach Trip. (R) 10.55 Coach Trip. (R) 11.30 Coach Trip. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. (R) 1.05 Film: Born Free. (1966) Factbased drama, starring Virginia McKenna. 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal: Trick or Treat. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 River Cottage Every Day. 9.00 Child Genius: Five Years On. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live. 11.05 True Blood. 12.15 Reaper. 1.10 King of the Hill. 1.55 Dispatches. (R) 2.45 Unreported World. (R) 3.10 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. (R) 3.55 Brothers & Sisters. (R) 4.40 ER. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 House. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.50 Warship. (R) 1.45 Neighbours.

2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 3.10 Film: Suburban Madness. (2004) Fact-based drama, starring Elizabeth Pena. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five.

7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Jaguar Adventure with Nigel Marven; (R) Five News. 8.00 Escape from Alcatraz: The True Story; (R) Five News at 9. 9.00 Life After Armageddon. Drama documentary exploring the aftermath of a deadly flu pandemic.

11.05 Impaled. 12.05 SuperCasino. 4.00 House Doctor. (R) 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour. (R) 5.05 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest. (R)

12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 GMT with George Alagiah. 1.00 Due South. (R) 1.45 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Instant Restaurant. (R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless.

5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off. 6.00 Eggheads.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two. 7.00 The Big Silence. 8.00 Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World. 9.00 A Life without Work. 10.00 The Stephen K Amos Show. 10.30 Newsnight.

11.00 The Review Show; Weather. 11.50 Later with Jools Holland. 12.50 Film: Urban Ghost Story.

(1998) Supernatural thriller, starring Heather Ann Foster. 2.15 Close.

ITV1

6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning.

12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather.

1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Cheetah Kingdom. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Paul O’Grady Live. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather.

10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Film: The Amityville Horror. (2005) Horror remake, starring Ryan Reynolds. 12.15 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Film: Blue Crush. (2002) Surfing drama, starring Kate Bosworth. 4.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 Sali Mali. (R) 6.15 Planet Cook. (R) 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba. (R) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed. 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier. (R) 8.55 According to Jim. (R) 9.25 Coach Trip. (R) 9.55 Coach Trip. (R) 10.25 Coach Trip. (R) 10.55 Coach Trip. (R) 11.30 Coach Trip. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. (R) 1.10 Film: Living Free. (1972). 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal: Trick or Treat. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.25 4thought.tv. 7.30 Unreported World.

8.00 Come Dine with Me. 9.00 The Event. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live. 11.20 Film: Saw IV. (2007) Premiere. 1.05 Music on 4: On Track. (R) 1.20 This Week’s 4Music Top 20. 3.20 No, No, No. (R) 3.25 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. (R) 4.05 Afterworld. (R) 4.30 Home Country. (R) 4.35 My Eden. (R) 4.40 Brothers & Sisters. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 House. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.50 Warship. (R) 1.45 Neighbours.

2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad.

(R) 3.05 Film: Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman. (2004). 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Fifth Gear; Five News Update. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers; Five News at 9. 9.00 The Mentalist. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

10.55 CSI: Miami. (R) 11.55 Cops in Crisis. (R) 12.10 SuperCasino. 4.00 Motorsport Mundial. 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour. (R) 5.05 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest. (R)

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Fruitless at Cherry Tree The Big Match Report: Nick Hind Pictures: Vic Heritage Slinfold v Horsham Olympic A stuttering Slinfold missed a trick on Saturday, playing out a goalless draw against Horsham Olympic at Cherry Tree Farm.

It was the first time Fold had failed to net this season, and against an Olympic side lying joint bottom with 15 goals against, you could sense it was not the result they had supposed before kick-off.

The home side’s attacking 3-5-2 formation showed all the right intentions. But, Olympic were in no mood to roll over- they were playing for pride as they looked to kick start their season and pick up their first points of the season.

Starting the brighter, Olympic offered up the first chance of the game when the seasoned No10, Kevin Landridge, neatly played through for Duncan Hay’s defence splitting run. After a good first touch, Hay dithered with his finish allowing Karl Kacjson time to close down and smother in the Slinfold goal.

The only other real chance of the half fell to Slinfold’s Marcus Syversson, who saw his 25 yard free kick fly tantalisingly past the post.

Throughout the entire game, open play chances were meagre in their appearance.

Build up play was error ridden and possession was relentlessly squandered as both sides struggled with the ballIf the dead lock was to be broken, a set play seemed the likely source.

Barnie Read threw over several fiendish corners for the visitors as they tried to snatch a game that neither side deserved to win. But, as toothless as Slinfold were in attack, so they were rock solid at the back with Alex Lambert marshalling the troops well, repelling any assault in his area.

Too little and too late, Fold threw the lot at their oppo-

nents as they dredged for the winner. And they would have completed an unjust smash and grab raid, but for 2 courageous blocks from Olympic’s James Gentry and Scott Malsden right at the death.

Those 2 moments highlighted what was a resolute team effort from Olympic who knew they had to earn their point the hard way. Tim Wilkins, big cheese for Olympic, showed his approval for the performance saying: “That was a great result for us.

We had to work hard to get our first point on the boardnow we must build on that going into next week’s crunch game at Pulborough.”

Differing views and emotions came from Slinfold skip, Marcus Syversson, who was finding it difficult to understand his side’s sputtering performance in the final third.

“We wanted to attack and press our authority early, but we just never got going up front. I’m frustrated as this is definitely three points lost as opposed to one gained.”

Slinfold have a chance to right the wrongs of this match with a tricky away tie versus Henfield. Olympic, have what should be a gift wrapped 3 points as they travel to the league whipping boys, Pulborough, who have conceded 41 goals in just 6 games.

But, as Slinfold will

Slinfold and Horsham Olympic cancelled each other out in Division 3 North on Saturday vouch, there are no easy points on offer in Div 3 North.

Malcolm Simmonds Memorial Cup An under strength Southwater crashed out the cup 5-2 at Watersfield.

Southwater started the stronger of the 2 teams and went in front on 20 minutes when Aurberon Mansfield follwed up an Eddie Bartram free kick to score.

Watersfield equalised and just minutes later, confusion in the Southwater defence allowed the home side to go in front. Southwater’s cause wasn’t helped when Brian Boyaya was carried off with a broken leg just before half time. Sloppy defending saw the visitors score twice at the start of the second half and it was soon 5-1.

Mansfield did pull one back for 5-2 when he lobbed the keeper.

All at Southwater football club would like to send best

wishes to Brian Boyaya and wish him a speedy recovery.

Sussex Junior Cup Horsham Baptists lost out to Buxted on penalties in the Sussex Junior Cup. After some excellent play down the left the ball eventually came to Chris Braun who squared the ball to the unmarked Chris Hughes, who swept home from the edge of the 6 yard box.

Buxted restarted the game and within minutes had found a reply to draw the scores level, but Baptists once again went ahead when Hughes scored again after a good ball from Stewart Walker.

Baptists’ joy was once again short lived as Buxted again punted the ball long and found a way to smuggle the ball home.

Both sides both squandered chances to win the match, but it went down to spot kicks.

Chris Goulder and Ben Deacon scored for Horsham Baptists but they lost out 4-2.

Division 5 Charity Cup Horsham Baptists Reserves lost out to Border Wanderers 4-1.

Border started well and were soon into a two goal lead; he first from a corner and the second after an uncharacteristic Royds fumble.

Jack had earlier seen a penalty saved, but in the second half the visitors played better. Eamonn Geoghegan scored, ‘Roberto’ Powell was

causing all sorts of problems with his pace, and Tom Brewer went close with a free kick. But a penalty for Border was soon to change the game.

It was duly converted and the home side rubbed salt into the wounds with a fourth late on.

Division 4 North Horsham Crusaders continued their fine start to the season with a 10-3 victory over a spirited Barns Green Reserve side in Division 4 North on Saturday.

Four goals in the first 20 minutes for Crusaders (Matt Mason, Ryan Taylor, Chris Atkinson and Matt Probin) left Barns Green reeling, and a romp looked on the cards, but to their credit Barns Green stuck at it and early in the second half pulled a couple of goals back before James Callaby made it 5-2.

Again Barns Green fought back, and their centre forward completed a fine hat trick with a well taken penalty.

At 5-3 Crusaders managed to re-find the form of the first half and further goals from Matt Probin, Alex Swindells, skipper Luke Higham, Steve Greening and James Callaby completed the scoring.

Crusaders will surely have a tougher test this Saturday when they take on league leaders Rusper, the only side in Division 4 North with a 100% record.

Division 5 Central A much improved perform-

ance from Southwater 3rds almost saw them snatch a point at Alfold 2nds.

In an entertaining game of football goals from Sam Kearton and James Amankwaa saw Southwater go into the last 10 minutes 22. However Alfold grabbed two late goals to snatch all 3 points.

Mid Sussex Junior Cup Cowfold 4ths first home game of the season saw them maintain their unbeaten record with a fourth consecutive win.

Cowfold took the lead when a low driven cross from Harry Revell on the right was stabbed home by the in-form Rhyse Nash. Ridgewood grabbed an equaliser from a superbly taken free kick but a few minutes later Cowfold were awarded a penalty. Jordan Williams stepped up to calmly slot the ball away to the keeper's left.

In the second half, Ben Langan's delicious through ball put Williams clear of the last defender and he lobbed the advancing keeper to give Cowfold a deserved 3-1 win.

Tony Kopp Cup Southwater 2nds were completely blown away by an impressive Holbrook 2nds side.

Marcus Neve scored the only consolation for Southwater in the 10-1 drubbing.

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Under sevens in super show

Pictures: John Lines

Battling Hornets take heart in FA Trophy joy Horsham were made to work hard for this rare FA Trophy success, with the tie not truly settled until a quarter of an hour from the end of a fairly ragged affair between two of the Ryman League's struggling sides.

Redbridge, whose only successes this season have come in the cup competitions, recovered well from conceding a sloppy 13th minute goal to enjoy large periods of possession but the contest was as good as over once Steve Davies claimed his second goal of the game and Allan Tait ensured the week would finish on a far happier note than which it had begun by claiming a third on the stroke of full-time.

Having eradicated Saturday's capitulation at Margate with a 5-1 midweek demolition of Bognor, John Maggs made just two changes to the line-up with Jack Page replacing Tom Graves after shaking off an ankle injury and the returning Gareth Williams taking over between the posts enabling Mark Zawadski to

rest his troublesome groin.

The game's first goal came n the 13th minute when Adam Hutchings chased down a clearance and, although Nathan Fletcher's pass back had the strength to reach

his goalkeeper, Newcomb's kick cannoned off Davies and dropped tamely into the back of the net.

Horsham grabbed a second when Gary Charman collected the ball in midfield and strode purposefully towards the Redbridge 18 yard line before finding Davies who deftly diverted the ball away from Newcomb and inside the far post. n the final minute, Tait was able to wrap things up when the Redbridge defence failed to cope with Page's throw and the exDartford man's miscued volley bobbled past Newcomb and into the net for his third goal in two games.

Report: hornetsreview.co.uk

Bruising defeat Horsham Sparrows Ladies went down 4 – 1 in a bruising encounter with Rottingdean Village Ladies.

Despite taking the lead with their first attack and doubling their score shortly afterwards, Rottingdean’s constant verbal abuse and strong arm tactics spoiled the game as a spectacle.

A fine save from Hannah Clarke kept Sparrows in the game at half time and they came out positively at the start of the second half.

Horsham looked to have had a perfectly good goal not given, but from the resultant clearance,

Chloe Ansell fired in from 25 yards to put sparrows back in the match.

Rottingdean continued their spoiling tactics which resulted in three yellow cards, but fortunately Sparrows escaped serious injury.

Rottingdean scored another couple of goals as Horsham pressed forward.

There were strong performances from Elizabeth Sharpe, Hannah Wright and Player of the Match, Emma Cooper, who all continued to perform despite severe provocation.

On Sunday, The Horsham RFC Under 7's were announced champions of the Cranleigh Invitational Development Festival held at Cranleigh RFC. The squad, coached by Justin Acres and Nick White, have been together since U6 level and are demonstrating some fine individual and team displays of tag rugby.

The tournament kicked off with Horsham v Guildfordians, with both sides playing some great tag, but Horsham proved to be the stronger of the two sides with superb tries scored by Will Newson, Jack Smith, Harrison White and Rory Quigley. Horsham then defeated Pulborough with great attack and defensive performances by Samuel Speed, Willem Crate, Jolyan Acres, Owen Street, Henry Webster and Henry French.

As with all great tournaments, it came down to the final game, Horsham v Cranleigh. Cranleigh had just beaten Guildfordians convincingly which meant that it was all to play for to win the Festival.

With both sides playing very exciting tag rugby, it finished level at half time with both sides scoring 1 try each. Horsham then took the lead in the second half with two fine tries

by Harrison white and Jack Smith.

With two minutes to go Cranleigh scored again but after some fine defensive work by Rory Quigley, Harrison White counter attacked on a loose ball to make a great final score and to seal the victory for Horsham.

All Parents, Players and Coaches were delighted with the result and thanks go to Cranleigh RFC for organising a great competition.

l Horsham under-15s started their Sussex A campaign with a fine 27-7 win at Heathfield.

Chris Wesson and Simon Ashman scored first-half tries for Horsham as they led 10-0 at the break. Ryan Lawford crossed the line twice after the break while Jerry Downey's try was Horsham's fourth and clinched a bonus point.

Aled Price kicked a conversion as Horsham were rarely threatened and gave away just one try midway through the second half.

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We do our best to publish all reports sent to us, and welcome words and pictures from all sports clubs in the district. So keep them coming - and if you think there is a match/sports event we should be at then do get in touch.

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Action from Horsham Crusaders v Horsham Tigers in Under 13 Division D (Photos by John Lines)

Tigers leap over rivals Horsham Tigers U13’s made it three consecutive wins in the Under 13 D league after a 5-1 victory over local rivals Horsham Crusaders at Kingslea School on Saturday, writes Jamie Tullett.

The match began quite evenly, with Crusaders creating a good opening chance after good work from Jedd Relleen, who had his early shot cleared off the goal line.

Matt Vardy then turned past two defenders only to have his low shot saved well.

Tigers quickly adapted to the Crusaders’ strength in attack and this allowed them to easily keep possession in their midfield.

From then on, the pressure was all on the hosts, with only brave work from Crusaders’ goalkeeper Josh Allmey denying Calum Walker from opening the scoring on two occasions.

The deadlock was soon broken as a quick throw in from Crusaders back-fired and the ball fell to George Wickington, who dribbled around three defenders on the edge of the box and poked the ball over the advancing keeper.

Crusaders rushed up the other end from the restart, in search of the equalising goal, but shots from Harry Child and Oliver Garbutt couldn’t find the target.

Tigers then doubled the lead with their next attack; Captain Ed Rayner found space for a shot which cannoned off the post but Aaron Critchard was first to react and slotted the ball into the corner of the net.

Soon after, Critchard dou-

bled his tally, after he chased past the defence to collect a long ball and slid his shot around the keeper, leaving Crusaders in an unfamiliar position of being three goals down.

Just before half time the home team had two excellent chances to pull one back, but luck clearly wasn’t on their side as powerful shots from Vardy hit the post and the bar, leaving them with it all to do in the second half.

But it was Tigers who came back out strongest.

A free kick won on the edge of the Crusaders box was drilled straight into the bottom corner by Rayner to increase the lead to four goals.

The fifth came from a penalty after Walker was brought down by Allmey in the box and defender Will Anderson calmly converted from 12-yards to leave the result beyond doubt.

In the closing stages, Crusaders regained some control and good play from Robert Applin almost led to a goal, however William Bond’s powerful strike from the edge of the box just sailed over the bar.

The consolation finally came as Jacob Taylor’s tricky shot was punched into the path of Vardy who deservedly bagged his goal.

At the final whistle Crusaders were left to rue a combination of bad luck and missed chances, but Tigers celebrated an impressive victory which took them above their rivals to fourth in the table.

Ryman Youth Under 18 League A moment of genius from striker Louis Masih clinched a last gasp equaliser for 10-man YM on Thursday night (14thh Oct), as they held on for a well deserved draw at home to Eastbourne Town.

Eastbourne’s George Holah opened the scoring, reacting quickest when a header rebounded back off the YM post.

But with two minutes left of normal time to play, Masih picked the ball on the YM left, cut inside and unleashed an unstoppable, swerving shot from twenty-five yards, completely dumbfounding the Eastbourne keeper.

Sunday Under 18 League Southwater Under 18’s continued their winning run with an emphatic 6 - 1 win against Rustington Otters.

Southwater started brightly and went ahead early on when Jack Carter’s shot was deflected past the keeper.

Southwater continued to press and had several chances until finally James Amankwaa converted Jack Morgan’s corner at the far post with a fine downward header.

Dan Rose lobbed the keeper from 25 years, then turned provider for Zak Moore to smash home.

After the Otters’ ‘keeper was sent off for handling outside the box, Jack Morgan crashed a free kick against the post. But Zak Moore converted from close range and completed his second half hat trick when he lobbed the keeper following a fine through ball from Luke Holmwood. There was still time left for Rustington to snatch a late consolation goal.

Under 15 Division A Royal United scored six goals in 18 crazy minutes to see off Billingshurst.

The impressive Alex Parsons got them off the mark with a great drive and grabbed a second as Royals settled into their passing football. Tom Frankland then got his first of the season before doubling his tally minutes later. It was then Jake Legrange's turn to get his double as he popped up in the right places. Jacob Waller also put a penalty wide as Royals dominated.

After a very good first half, Royals seemed to canter the second, with only a Stanley Rice goal adding to the score line as Royals won 7-0.

Anthony Jupp was outstanding, but MOTM went to Callum McHale.

Under 15 Division B Roffey Robins Athletic produced an excellent performance to narrowly defeat a strong Maidenbower side.

The game flowed from end to end throughout the first half, but both sides were only restricted to half chances.

Roffey took the game to Maidenbower in the second half, and were unlucky not to go ahead after a goal mouth scramble in the Maidenbower box, where Matt Sigrist and Max Lewis both had attempts cleared away.

But on 52 minutes a corner was only cleared to the edge of the area, and Roffey's Zac Malinsky smashed the ball home from 16 yards. Man of the match was Omar S-King.

l Horsham Sparrows met Lower Beeding in the league, resulting in a 1-1 draw.

In a close game, Lower Beeding opened the scoring in the first half with a good goal after a quick breakaway. Sparrows’ Man of the Match Zac Chinn was denied an equaliser by the crossbar, but he did find the net with a long range effort in the second half.

Under 14 Division A With something to prove after last week’s Cup defeat debacle against Steyning Strikers, Lower Beeding Lions came up trumps overcoming the same team with an exciting 1 – 0 win, writes Sam Norgate.

A superb pass in the second half from Lions captain, Andrew Roberts, helped set up the winning goal for a spirited Callum Nash.

Lions goalkeeper, Declan Norgate, earned himself Man of the Match as his side rose to the top of Division A. Ryman Youth Under 13 League Horsham Youth Under 13 continued their winning ways at Chichester in round two of the Challenge Cup with a 3-1victory last Sunday.

Horsham’s goals came in the first half from Nik Bristow and a brace from Hugo Cowan. Although Horsham deserved the win, they were kept in the game by a fine goalkeeping display from Kieran Wootton.

Please send all match reports and any pictures to ben@the-resident.co.uk

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Far left - Horsham Girls Under 10s; centre and right - action from the Mixed Under 8s tournament (Pictures by Clare Turnbell)

Let’s give ‘em some stick Saturday saw the Hotshots lose 2-0 to a strong Lewis Lions side down at Portslade.

Once again the Horsham side gave a truly impressive performance. Both teams were evenly matched and the result could easily have swung either way.

Horsham had several opportunities to score but it just wasn’t their day. In an entertaining match, with some excellent hockey from both sides, they kept up the pressure on Lewes throughout – the final score line not a reflection of the game.

Also on Saturday the Hotstars played host to second in the league Brighton and Hove Flippers. Despite battling hard the Horsham girls lost 4-0.

Sunday was a very busy day for the colts section with boys and girls from U8s to U16s in action. Horsham hosted four Frank Farrell tournaments, whilst the boys U16s were away to Mid Whitgiftians in the Mercian league, the Girls U12s travelled to East Grinstead for a friendly tourna-

ment and the U14 Girls played in the first round of their EH cup competition at Havant.

The boys U16s had their first game back in the Mercian league and in a match full of goals were well deserved 7-3 winners. In a commanding performance they took control of the game, and in an impressive 10 minute spell took their 2-1 lead to 5–1.

There were some fine individual performances and special mention to Hannah Billingham for keeping goal so well. Scorers for the Horsham side were Jack Dean (3) John Kimberley (2), Will Jones and Jaime Whitehouse.

Over at East Grinstead the U12 girls had another day of good hockey in lovely weather conditions. Playing three matches they were undefeated with two wins and a draw. In the first game a hat trick from Laura Tipple gave the Horsham girls a 3-1 win over Purley whilst the second game of the day finished as a goalless draw against East Grinstead Lilies.

In the final game Horsham came out 1-0 winners with a goal from Emma Chalmers.

Leah Clarke was named girl of the day for a determined and solid performance in defence and midfield.

Back in Horsham the club played host to four age groups in the annual Frank Farrell tournaments.

At BBH Horsham had two teams entered in the Boys U12 competition. Lining up for ‘Horsham Thunder’ in Group A were James Wilkinson, William Salter, Alex Berriman, Daniel Casey, Jack Cardwell, Jack Grant and Toby Rayward.

Thunders were drawn in a really tough group against experienced teams from Eastbourne, Teddington, Haywards Heath and Guildford. This being the first time many of the boys had played together they were really up against it in the first few group matches.

By the end of the tournament they were really gelling and thanks to that team effort they scored an excellent goal

in the 5th place play-off, finished off very nicely by James Wilkinson.

Drawn in Group B were ‘Horsham Bolts’ made up of Joel Chinn, Ryan Eason-Butler, Oliver Burke, Sean Watson, Andrew Price, and Florian Yeates. Although some of the team had never played competitively you would not know it and they quickly got into winning ways, scoring plenty of goals along the way.

An all round team effort with a cleverly taken goal by Joel Chinn in the final match sealed 3rd place overall. The effort and positive attitude shown by both the teams and by the parent supporters was fantastic and an enjoyable day was had by all.

Whilst the U12 boys were battling away on one half of the pitch at BBH, a very enthusiastic bunch of the youngest players at the club were enjoying a fun but competitive tournament of their own against opposition from as far afield as Surbiton and Eastbourne.

With players as young as 6

Far left - Horsham Boys Under 10s, centre - action from the Under 10s girls

the mixed U8 Horsham side worked hard together in their first ever match for the club and looked to be enjoying every minute of it.

Meanwhile up at the Millais pitch Horsham hosted and U10 boys and an U10 girls’ Frank Farrell. In the boys competition the home side bounced back from a 3-0 defeat to Mid Sussex in their opening game with a 1-0 win over Teddington.

Connor McAllister in goal didn't really have anything to do in this game, helped enormously by the strong defence of Owen Casey and George Je-

remy. Strong midfield work from Massimo Gwynne, Oliver Tipple and George Cardwell created opportunities for Edward Bromley-Ellis to put one past the keeper. This was followed by a 1-0 victory against Sunbury and a 1-0 loss to Guildford.

The game against Surbiton finished 1-0 to Horsham and a scoreless draw in their final game saw Horsham finish a respectable third out of seven in their first official tournament of the season. Man of the match was Edward Bromley Ellis.

Vast improvement

Horsham RUFC Under 10s had a successful start to the season reaching the final of the Chichester Festival played in glorious sunshine on the 10th October.

They played four group games with an opening win against Winchester where Matthew Pitt scored a hat trick of tries after some strong rucking and passing by the Horsham boys.

Next up were Chichester Bs, where a closely fought game was won 1-0 by Horsham. Following that was the crunch match against

Pulborough which resulted in a 4 -2 win for Horsham.

Some very stong tackling, excellent continuity and a never say die attitude from all the players saw them through.

The final group game against Portsmouth was a tense affair but powerful running resulted in tries for Jo Endacott and Andrew Mailer which saw the Horsham boys home and into the final.

A great performance in the final could not match the running play of Haywards Heath, who won 2-0.

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