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Sussex Police have been praised for their actions after preventing a man jumping from a signal box and onto the tracks at Horsham station.

British Transport Police were called following reports of a man trespassing and climbing onto a signal gantry at 1.38pm on Wednesday.

It was more than two hours later when the police finally handed the station back to Network Rail and commuters many of whom witnessed the drama unfolding - could finally

board a train.

While police officers tried to talk to the man, who was later confirmed to be a 40-year-old from Sweden, emergency crews placed crash mats underneath the signal box.

One officer was praised by onlookers for his actions in preventing a gloomy outcome, by climbing the stairs and bringing the man to the floor.

The man was later taken to hospital and detained under the Mental Health Act.

Full report on Page2

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Three paintings worth a total of £1,700 were stolen in a burglary at Whibleys Jewellers in West Street, Horsham last Thursday night.

Police were alerted when an intruder alarm was activated the shop at 11.33pm and arrived at the scene six minutes later.

The paintings were an oil called Swans

by David Feather, who signs his work with a feather motif rather than his name, another oil named The Quiet Summer by James Wright and a watercolour featuring the South Downs Way to Amberley by Andrew Dandridge.

Police are appealing for any witnesses

to the robbery and are interested in two men who were looking at the paintings when the shop was open on Tuesday (April 20). They both spoke with eastern European accents.There is no evidence to suggest they are linked to the burglary. Call 0845 60 70 999 quoting serial 1792 of 22/04.

‘Brave’ officers praised Commuters described the drama that unfolded on Wednesday when a man brought travel chaos to Horsham by threatening to jump on to the line.

One onlooker, who asked not to be named, said: “When I arrived at the scene there were police cars, a fire engine and an ambulance, and hoards of commuters who had been banished from the train station.

“To my right I could see a gentleman hanging from the signal bridge directly over the tracks.

“A first I was confused, thinking he was a fireman as his trousers where the same colour (as that of the fire service) but then I realised it was a member of

the public who had obviously climbed up on the bridge and positioned himself upside down.

“The police where containing the commuters to the front of the station out of view.”

He added: “It was obvious that talking to the man wasn't working and evasive action was in order, so a police officer scaled the metal stairs and went up the signal tower.

“He gradually got to his feet, and at this point the negotiating seemed to continue for a while until suddenly (a police officer) saw his chance and got the man to the deck of the signal bridge.

“More officers climbed the bridge and joined him

and after a short time a crane lift was brought to the scene and the man was taken down.

“I thought the officer did well and we quite brave taken the decision he did.”

A British Transport Police spokesman said: “I can confirm that BTP officers were called to Horsham rail station following reports of a man trespassing on the tracks and climbing onto a signal gantry.

“BTP and Sussex Police officers attended the scene and the man was removed from the gantry with assistance from the West Sussex Fire Brigade.

Paramedics from South East Coast Ambulance Service also attended.”

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Real life Happys

Chris Leppard at Mannings Heath Golf Club, scene of his incredible hole in one last week

It’s Happy time!

Horsham has its very own Happy Gilmour after Chris Leppard hit an astonishing hole-in-one...on a par four!

Like the character in the Adam Sandler golf comedy, Chris is well known for his huge drives, but he actually sunk his tee shot with a Cobra three wood.

The ‘one in two million’ shot came at Mannings Heath Golf Club last Thursday night (22nd April) on the 272 yard 15th hole on the Waterfall course.

Chris, a pro golfer, said: “It’s quite a small par four and one you would normally try to hit the green and score a birdie.

“I had a good scorecard going, just one over at the time so I wanted to play it safe, so I played it with a three wood just to keep the ball in play.

“I couldn’t see it as it’s a blind hole - it goes up and over a hill and then there’s a sort of plateau, so you can’t see the green from the tee.

“I thought I had hit a good one but as we walked to the green (Chris was playing with another golfer, Harry Carne) I couldn’t see the ball.

“I started to look around the edge of the green as I knew it must be in and around there.

Then Harry called over and asked what I was playing with.

“I said it was a Titleist 1 with two yellow dots on it. He then reached down and picked a ball out of the hole, and it was mine.”

After finishing his round with a two under 70, you would have thought that Chris would buy his playing partner a beer - but no! He had forgotten his wallet.

Chris has never scored a hole in one before - they are fairly common on par threes - but when he got home he discovered that

his achievement was an extremely rare occurrence.

“They say it is a one in two million chance!”

It’s certainly well within his driving range - Chris’ longest recorded drive was a whopping 437 yards, but the record is held by Mike Austin, who hit a 515 yard drive with a 30mph tailwind back in 1974, hitting it more than 60 yards past the flag!

Incredibly, he was playing on a seniors tour.

The longest drive not in competition was a 684 yard effort,

by Kelly Murray in 1990. But that doesn’t really count, as it was recorded at an airfield, and it bounced several hundred yards before eventually coming to a standstill!

Happy Gilmour landed a hole in one in the Adam Sandler movie, but he of course had been trained by Carl Weathers out of Predator, so had a big advantage.

In real life, there has been only one ace on a par 4 in the history of the PGA Tour, at TPC Scottsdale, home of the FBR Open.

Andrew Magee scored a very strange ace on the 17th hole.

Magee, just an average driver of the ball, didn't think he'd be able to reach the green on the 332-yard par 4. So he didn't wait for the group ahead to clear the green.

It ran on to the green while the group of Steve Pate, Gary Nicklaus and Tom Byrum were still putting. The ball raced past Pate and Nicklaus, then clanged off the putter of Byrum, who was caught by surprise.

The ball ricocheted off Byrum's putter and dropped right into the cup.

A Four under par (hole in one on a par 5 or a two on a par 6) is called a Condor and are exceptionally rare. It has only been recorded four times in history, only once on a straight drive and never during a professional tournament.

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It’s judgement Day! The General Election takes place next Thursday, May 6th, and if the polls are to be believed then many of us still haven’t made up our minds.

Perhaps if the national newspapers were not so concerned with what’s said when a microphone is left on (I had someone ask me what ‘bigoted’ meant on the bus yesterday morning!), or how rich Nick Clegg really is, then we might have more idea of the real issues.

We’ve tried our best here at The Resident, and have spoken to all eight candidates in the last week or so.

Apparently, it doesn’t matter - the Conservative candidate and Horsham MP since 1997 Francis Maude is the overwhelming 1/150 favourite.

But please don’t assume your vote doesn’t matter. I’m certain even Francis would be concerned if he knew any his supporters were so confident of victory that they didn’t even need to vote.

It would be an awful shame after going to all that trouble with his banners...

Every vote matters - to the smaller parties it means they can apply more pressure, and can gauge how their policies are being received, and to parties like UKIP and Labour a good showing will perhaps indicate to the Tories that maybe they won’t have it so easy next time.

Traditionally in Horsham, the Lib Dems have provided the strongest challenge, and they are confident of putting in an

improved showing.

They’ve been door dropping a whole newspaper to people The Horsham and District Herald. If you hadn’t fallen asleep by page two of the four page paper, you’ll have seen that the Horsham candidate has a bit of a dig at Francis Maude over the expenses scandal last year.

No doubt about it, The Tory MP didn’t come out of that smelling of roses, but you can make up your own mind by reading his views on Pages 10 and 11, and those of the Lib Dem candidate on Page 7.

It’s unlikely you’ll get the big guns down from the Labour party during the campaign here in Horsham - it’s not thought of as being a ‘winnable’ constituency for the party - but their candidate, Andrew Skudder, is hoping to build a solid support base in the town.

Perhaps you’ll base your views on a national issue. It could be that you think that David Cameron and George Osbourne look like the kind of people who had their dinner money stolen at school.

You might think that the Lib Dems’ stance on Trident makes us vulnerable and would weaken the perception of the country across the world. Do we want to be Switzerland?

Maybe it’s the best idea since bread came sliced?

Or you might think that Gordon Brown shouldn’t be calling his supporters ‘Bigoted’, or as I heard one person say ‘he looks creepy when he smiles’.

You’ll be pleased to hear that

on the whole the Horsham candidates are a well-informed group of individuals.

As you would expect, the hospital is still a major talking point, and the candidates for the three main parties all offer differing views.

The youngster, Harry Aldridge, demonstrates a maturity beyond his years, and refreshingly isn’t afraid to speak his mind on big issues, namely the Town Hall.

Nick Fitter is a true Green, always out on his bike. He has strong views about climate change and creating a better world for us all. Those on low incomes will be interested in his party’s idea to increase the minimum wage.

Steve Lyon is a popular member of the Kingdom Faith Church and represents the Christian Party. This will put many off, but they do have a full manifesto, including increasing the speed limit on motorways.

I guess when God’s your copilot you have less to worry about!

And while Jim Duggan may not always be taken seriously, he speaks intelligently on local issues, and you can’t deny that the world would be a happier place if we had more like him.

It’s a strange scenario to decide so much on one small cross every five years, so do make yours an honest vote.

I hope you enjoy our election coverage today, and that it helps you make a decision...

All interviews/reports/pics:B.Morris

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news Sensual healing It’s unlikely you’ll be gob-smacked at the revelation that Jim’s favourite shops are charity shops and Rainbow Healing in East Street.

“I buy my incense sticks from there”, said Jim. “This is going to make me sound like a token hippy!” The picture probably won’t help either Jim!

We’re almost certain that Jim is the only candidate to have a glitter ball hanging from a tree in his garden.

Although Lib Dem candidate Godfrey Newman has five in his bedroom, and a 10ft lava lamp. Maybe...

You want a revolution?

Jim Duggan Peace Party www.peaceparty.org.uk You can tell a lot about a man by his home Jim is just what you expect of a Peace Party candidate. There’s an LP of The Beatles’ Sergeant Peppers on the shelf, a book on Lennon, pictures of Bob Marley, and it goes on. Che Guevara badge? Check. Book on Yoga?

Check. Copy of the Big Issue?

Check. Silver Medallion with a dove engraved on it? Check.

Fake dollar bill with the words ‘Capitalism Means War’ on it?

Check.

The Peace Party does not belong in the 1960s Not according to Jim, although he understands that people may take one look at him and judge the book by its cover. “It did begin in the 60s. It sort of kicked off with the Vietnam War, but the same principles apply today.”

How to beat the war on drugs.

Legalise them. The Peace Party promotes non violence, justice and environmental aims, but is also well known for a liberal attitude towards drugs, preferring to bring in a system of education, regulation and taxation.

Take care of the little people “An MP needs to be active in the community they represent. Visually, most MPS are voted into parliament are never seen. I would be available to take up people’s concerns, and that’s from the bottom up - not from the top down.”

Jim supports the local music scene.

The resident has seen Jim around at various venues - The Black Cat and Town Hall music events, and he’s a strong supporter of local bands. That’s why he’s against plans to turn the Town Hall into a restaurant. “This is a building that was given to the people of Horsham, but is now going to be rented out as a vegetable shop.

It should be somewhere to be used for music, the arts, and as a community centre. I feel that the council has been quite deceptive on this issue.”

He doesn’t feel quite so strongly about The Shelley Fountain...

“I like it but it’s in the wrong place. I think the best place for it was Horsham Park, but perhaps that was not feasible for

security reasons. But they’re going to fix it, and it’s not going anywhere, so we should enjoy it and celebrate it.”

He may be retired, but he’s young at heart.

“This election is for the next generation. We can’t always complain about anti-social behaviour - we have to put something in place that will appeal to the young. They need places to go to that they feel are their own, and get them involved in running these places, like we are seeing with High Gain Promotions at The Needles. We need more of this.”

An alternative look at the Armed Forces.

During our interview, the midday news was on the television.

It was about an earthquake.

“This is what the forces should be doing, “ said Jim. We use the forces as an emergency team.

We send them to places like Haiti and China. Teach them to save people, not to kill people.”

Mr Maude doesn’t do this...

Jim has been putting away £2 a week for five years to save up for his candidacy fee. So he’s not bad at maths!

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A Clegg to stand on Godfrey Newman Liberal Democrats www.horshamlibdems.org.uk

People are undecided...

“When I knock on doors people are saying they are undecided. I ask who they normally vote for and they say ‘Conservative’.

The expenses scandal has not been forgotten “People are bringing up the issue (of Francis Maude’s expenses) and there are some vociferous Tories who would like him out because of it.”

The start of three-party politics?

Has the surprising performances of Nick Clegg in the televised debates pushed the Lib Dems into contention? “I think the public are comfortable with the idea of a hung parliament and the idea of parties working together,” said Godfrey. “That works well for us.”

There’s not much to choose between the three parties “I think the two main parties have been gradually moving into the middle ground. Every time they move they are moving slightly more toward our position and people are realising that we are now a reasonable alternative.

The Lib Dems don’t really need The Resident - they have their own paper!

The Horsham and District Herald has been delivered by the Lib Dems in the district, promoting the party’s politics and calling it a ”two horse race” in Horsham.

Godfrey said: “Labour has failed and the Conservatives just can’t be trusted. Our plans for fairer taxes, more jobs and for better schools will get Britain moving again.”

What we need urgently is an NHS Hospital “We are talking about getting rid of Strategic Health Authorities and phasing out Primary Care Trusts and setting up local health boards. In Horsham and Crawley, what we need is an NHS Hospital.

You look at this Feasibility Study (being led by the Conservatives into a public/private hospital) but the problem is there are no terms of reference for it and when I asked at the council meeting for a progress update there was no answers.”

We can’t build regardless of consequences...

“Houses need to be built, but we

Taking a risk with Rory Bremner...

Earlier this month political comedian Rory Bremner was at The Capitol on his latest tour, and Godfrey was one of the invited panellists. But how did he get on?

“I was on the panel with Mary Riddell, a Telegraph correspondent, and Phillip Blond of ResPublica magazine.

“I think if Francis Maude had been there he would have been

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quite embarrassed as Rory Bremner did bring up his second home and it got a lot of laughter and applause.

“There was a variety of questions, some funny but in the main quite topical. He called me a Gorbachev lookalike which was amusing, but I think I did well. The audience seemed to respond well and I didn’t feel like a prat when I returned to my seat!

should be saying ‘how many houses can an area take?’ and consider the infrastructure. The focus needs to come away from Central Government. It’s probably fair to say that the people of Horsham know what (the area) can take.”

A possibility of winning...

“Our expectations are to reduce the lead of the Conservatives in Horsham considerably, with the possibility of winning.”

Campaigning for the town’s Post Office Godfrey has campaigned to increase staffing levels at the Carfax Post Office. The campaign attracted 460 signatures on the day of its launch. “I went there and one chap said ‘you’ll be here forever - they’ve only got two people on the desk.’ People were queueing out of the door. We need better service either in the Carfax or improved village services.”

He likes the Shelley Fountain!

“The kids like it. It’s not to everybody’s taste, but it is an icon and something that brings people to the town. For the costs involved it was best to do what they are doing”.

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Green Pavilion

It may surprise you that the Greens are actually the bookies’ favourite to win the Brighton Pavilion seat.

Green Party leader Caroline Lucas is 5/6 favourite to claim victory ahead of the Conservatives and Labour in what is expected to be a closely fought contest.

Nick said: “Understandably a lot of the focus of the party is on Caroline and members are all trying to help out (with the Brighton campaign).

“If Caroline could get voted in it would make a huge difference to the party, even if it is only one MP.”

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You won’t be getting much through the post from Nick That’s not because of the party’s stance towards wasting paper, but because Nick is something of a late addition to the list of candidates, after Tristan Loraine opted not to stand. “It was too late to be able to sort out the freesheets in time, but on balance it was decided that we still wanted to put up a candidate in Horsham.”

The Greens are still relevant today “The three main parties have listened to a degree and copied some of our policies, but they do not go far enough. The Conservatives have pledged to do the least of the three. They have started to copy us in a way but whether or not they are serious about it is another matter.”

Is fairness too much to ask for?

“Our message is ‘Fair is worth Fighting For’. We have had the credit crunch and financial difficulties, yet in the last 13 years we have seen the gap between the rich and poor increase to (its widest ever level). We are

proposing a more progressive tax system which keeps bankers in check.

Jeremy Clarkson won’t be voting Green...

“We propose to cut carbon emissions by 90% in ten years, at a level of about 10% a year.

We must stop investing money into polluting technology and make it more worthwhile for businesses to invest in renewable and green technology.”

Change doesn’t happen overnight...

“You can make changes over a period of ten years. Aviation fuel tax would result in flights being more expensive, which would lead to people living closer to work or riding their bike. It could be soon that oil production will reach its peak and the countries that are best prepared with alternatives will benefit (in the long run).”

The Shelley Fountain does have a use!

“It’s such a lot of money to keep it going, and it’s probably one thing that is not essential. Do people really want it? It just seems to get filled with rubbish from McDonalds!”

Horsham could be greener We have done all right here in Horsham - well at least we thought so until we spoke to Nick! It seems that a Greening Campaign and above average recycling rates isn’t quite enough for him...

They’re not all treehuggers...

“There may be that perception, but if people actually read the manifesto they would see that there’s something for every area of life. Things such as getting a decent pension and raising the misenum wage to £8,10. It’s always the big companies that make huge profits that pay the lowest wages.”

This is a learning curve The Green party have not fielded a Horsham candidate in the general election since 1992, when they secured 692 votes. “We’re keen to see what kind of support we generate in the town and if it’s encouraging perhaps next time we’ll have more of a push.”

Nick really does ride his bike He might have a gas-guzzling Jaguar hidden around the corner, but we didn’t see one!

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Time for a Change?

Francis Maude Conservative

www.francismaude.com You wouldn’t want to work in Francis’ constituency office for too long...

And we suspect that Horsham’s MP since 1997 doesn’t. The walls are decorated with images of former party leaders - yes, even Iain Duncan Smith - and the main room is currently devoted to campaign promotional material.

Things look positive on the hospital front Francis has been heavily involved in campaigning for a new hospital to serve Horsham and Crawley, and recently helped raise funds for a feasibility study which will consider a new public/private hospital. “The early

indications are positive. At every stage of the campaign I have expected an impenetrable barrier, but it’s going well. The answers we are getting at the moment suggest there’s no reason why it can’t happen.”

This is the only way to do it...

“The Lib Dems are looking at the idea of an NHS Hospital but that takes 17 years. The thought of starting afresh and having a hospital in 2027 doesn’t sound very appealing. I think (with our way) we could do it in five years. That sounds aggressive but with a government that is open to new models and new providers it can be done.

the resident | Friday 30 April 2010 A different approach to housing.

“The diktat that says ‘there must be this amount of housing’ would disappear (under the Conservatives) Local councils would take more control but they must answer to local residents. At the moment people just see the down side - pressure of infrastructure, hospitals, schools, and no upside. We need to change the dynamic so that people can see benefits too and we have a more intelligent approach to development.”

The threat of the Lib Dems “Nick Clegg’s (TV debate performances) will put focus on to the party’s policies and the gloss will wear off. I think in areas which have always been a straight Labour versus Conservative fight, we are seeing growth for the Lib Dems, but in areas like here where (people) have seen the way the (Lib Dems) work and campaign they know the party have always fought very personal election campaigns.”

Will it be 13 years lucky

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news for Francis?

“I have done lots of canvassing already and I have to say I have had stronger support than I have ever known in all of my previous elections here.”

But he can sit on the fence “I don’t have an opinion on the Town Hall. It is a wonderful building, central to Horsham’s identity and whatever its future use it should be something to which residents have access to. But that could cover many things.”

His darkest days

Francis Maude was among those criticised in the MPs expenses scandal last year.

He was alleged to have claimed almost £35,000 in two years for mortgage interest payments on a flat in the capital even though he owned a house a few hundred yards away.

He was also paid £387.50 for moving items from the house to the flat, but in the extensive investigation that followed he was not among those that faced criminal charges.

Mr Maude insists he did nothing wrong and says that

anyone who listens to the facts will find his actions ‘understandable”.

He said: “It was one of the most unpleasant matters of my life and made me feel differently about my political career.

To work my whole life and find there were people out there who thought I was doing it just for the money was upsetting, and there was a period when I thought about (resigning) but a number of people talked me out of it.”

Horsham is now a better place to live...

“I think people here are positive and love living in Horsham. I think it’s more community focused than it used to be. When I came here it was Sun Alliance town. They had about 2,000 employees here back then and now it’s just a few hundred. I love the Italian, English and French festivals and I think the council has done a great job in bringing them here.”

Some people still mention the MP expenses scandal “It lingers a bit but not generally in relation to me. I have always found that if people want to listen to what happened they will say that what happened is defendable and understandable.”

The will is still there “After 13 years, the desire is as strong as ever. There are twin challenges - I hope we can win this election and form a new government.

When the government is spending £4 for every £3 it receives then something has to be done. And there’s a passion and desire burning in me to see this hospital happen.

You haven’t seen the back of me yet!”

A World of What Ifs...

Election reform has been a hot topic for the political parties this year. How would a fresh approach help our local candidates?

Only members of the Creedence Clearwater Revival fan club are allowed to vote...

Peace Party candidate Jim Duggan enjoys a surprise landslide victory. There’s a disappointing 4% turnout as polling hours coincide with a Fair Trade market.

District Herald is a bit thin and could do with a sports section, but there is a subtle pro-Godfrey stance. He seems to be positively portrayed in every single story in the paper. The only other chap shown in a good light is this Nick Clegg chap. It’s almost as though the Lib Dems were behind the paper! It’s quite well put together though, much better than this tosh.

You could only vote if you could answer one simple question, and that happened to be: Name the 10 Commandments?

The voting public were really swayed by what they read in the free newspapers!

Godfrey Newman wins easily for the Lib Dems. At four pages, the recently delivered Horsham &

Steve Lyon scoops a victory for The Christian Party. Some polling stations have a very low turnout, while others (Kingdom Faith Church, Foundry Lane) run out of ballot slips! Erm, thou must eat 5 fruit and veg a day?

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The Best of British Not afraid to speak his mind then...

So as the candidate for the most British of all parties, surely Harry will blast plans to turn the historic Town Hall into a restaurant...

Or maybe he won’t!

“You can be romantic about it, but is it delivering anything of value in how it’s used?

“Unless there’s a good reason for not changing it, it may as well be put to better use. It’s one of those things that in ten years nobody is going to care what happened.”

Harry Aldridge UK Independence Party www.ukiphorsham.org Harry is an ambitious young man.

Harry, who lives in Slinfold, set up his own Telecoms company when he was just 16 years old.

He’s now 23 and so is comfortably the youngest candidate in Horsham, and is aiming for a good showing. “We got 4.7% of the vote last time out and I would like to try and increase that to perhaps 7.5%.”

UKIP are not a one policy party.

“This is the most comprehensive manifesto the party has had, and there’s quite a lot that we’re offering which is different to the other parties. We believe in lower spending, parliament reform, and passing more power down to a more localised level. Like our motto says, we are ‘empowering the people’.

The Robert Kilroy-Silk days are well and truly gone “When I went to my first party conference back in 2005 there was probably one other person under the age of 25, but it’s very different now. (UKIP leader) Nigel Farage has changed the focus of the party, and we’re attracting the next

generation because of our policies for younger people.

Give people more reason to vote “I spoke to a group of people who had declared no intention of voting. They felt it didn’t matter who they voted for. But when I spoke of giving more power to the people, they were interested. The idea of deciding everything on one vote every five years needs to change.”

You can afford to take a risk!

“We picked up 20% of the vote in the European elections last year. We need those voters here in the General Election.

Francis Maude won by 12,000 votes last time, and we attracted 9,000 votes last year people don’t need to worry about costing the Tories the seat by voting for us. (Francis) will still win, but he’ll be aware that there is finally a challenge here in Horsham. Vote for what you really believe in.”

The party of the pub UKIP has confirmed itself as the pubs' favourite party with the launch of a new specialist pubs policy that would see landlords free to re-open

smoking rooms and tax cut on certain draft beers. “We’re losing about 40 pubs a week, and I see there’s some closed in Horsham recently. We seem to be hitting them the hardest when they’re most struggling”, said Harry. “They have suffered from Metropolitan politics.”

Harry does have his favourites.

“Pubs are an important aspect of the community, and we’re lucky we have a lot of good pubs around here. I like the Red Lyon in Slinfold and I really like Chequers in Rowhook.”

Switching focus from the pound to Immigration While staying out of the EU is still a major manifesto issue for the party, much of the focus has switched to immigration and law & order, as the party grows and develops. Harry said: “We’ve had our teenage years and are moving forward now.”

More than meets the eye..

Harry was possibly the only person in his year at Hurstpierpoint College not to go on the University! “It’s been seven years of hard work but it’s starting to pay off now.”

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Are candidates men about town?

We test seven of the eight candidates on their local knowledge of people, places, events and sports clubs...

From left: Steve Lyon (Christian), Nick Fitter (Green), Andrew Skudder (Labour), Godfrey Newman (Lib Dem), Harry Aldridge (UKIP), Francis Maude (Conservative) and Jim Duggan (Peace). Derek Kissach (Independent) was absent of test day

Events

That’s the Italian event held a couple of weeks ago 1

This is the Pizza Piazza Italian thing 1

Piazza Italia 1

That’s the Italian weekend 1

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Microbiz 1

Microbiz 1

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That’s the last election. Am I in there?

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That looks like the lawnmower race at Wisborough green 1

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That’s the biggest custard pie - it was a world record or something...

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That’s the Lawnmower race that we sadly don’t have here any more 1

That’s the tractors and, what are they called, not washing machines, lawn mower race! 1

Is that at Warnham Nature Reserve?

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Shipley windmill 1

Shipley windmill 1

That’s the nature reserve in Warnham I saw it in The Resident recently 1

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Shipley windmill 1

Shipley windmill 1

Windmill - is it Shipley?

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That’s Leonardslee Gardens, with the wallabies 1

That’s Leonardslee 1

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That’s the place in Lower Beeding that’s been sold...

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Leonardslee Gardens 1

Is that out by St Leonards Forest X

That’s the Town Hall 1

Town Hall 1

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Town Hall 1

That must be Percy Shelley 1

Is that Percy Shelley? I thought he had a beard!

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Percy Shelley 1

Percy Shelley. it’s the only persson I can think it could be!

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Percy Shelley. What an anarchist! His poetry - stunning!

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The Feeling. in Crawley they’re a Crawley band!

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The Feeling. It annoys me when they come on the radio!

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The Enemy? No what are they called? Feeling!

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Don’t know. My musical link is I went to school with Radiohead when they formed X That’s Guy Watts.

The rowers 1

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That’s the lad from Christ’s hospital who climbed Everest 1

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He’s the Christ’s Hospital lad. Did he go to the North pole?

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He’s the climber who died, lived in Wisborough Green 1

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Places

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They’re the explorers. The rowers 0.5

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Sports They play off the Brighton Road but not sure what it’s called 0.5

Do they still play at Gorings Mead?

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The Hornets play at the YMCA ground 1

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Horsham play at the YMCA 1

They play at the YMCA 1

The rugby team play off the Mannings Heath Road 1

Oh, it’s in St Leonards Forest 0.5

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They play near me on the Mannings Heath Road 1

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I know it, it’s on the way to Mannings Heath.

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That must be Horsham and that’s Cricketfield Road 1

Cricketfield Road 1

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I know that - they are off Cricketfield Road!

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They play at Cricketfield Road 1

The Pavilions 1

That’s the swimming centre, oh what’s it called?

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A respectable score for Steve.

It’ll give him something to sing about at Kingdom faith Church on Sunday

Proving he pays attention while he rides his bike around picking up litter, Green Nick scores well

A little unfair, as Andrew does live in Crawley.

He was one of the few to know who The Feeling are!

First Clegg does well in the debates and now this (which is far more important).

These Lib Dems mean business!

Not a sporty type, and it costs Harry the chance of a decent score. Need to read the local papers chap!

Winner

It seems that Jim I know, like he needed the boost. He does sometimes stop could have at least listing to Bob Marley records and gets given the others a himself out and chance, but no, not about!

Maude...

The answers: (events) Piazza Italia, Kidz Stuff, Microbiz, 24 Hour Lawnmower race; (places) Warnham Nature Reserve, Shipley Windmill, Leonardslee Gardens, Town Hall; (people) Percy Shelley, The Feeling, Andrew Delaney and Guy Watts - the first pair to row across the Indian Ocean, Rob Gauntlett - the youngest person to climb Everest (died in 2009); (sports) Horsham FC play at Gorings Mead, the rugby club play at Coolhurst on Hammerpond Road near Mannings Heath, the Cricket Club off Cricketfield Road, and the Atlantis Swimming Club is based at the Pavilions in the Park.

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Paint the town red Andrew Skudder Labour Party www.horsham-labour.blogspot..com Keeping realistic expectations in 2005, Rehman Chishti attracted 17.1% of the vote in Horsham and they are 100/1 with the bookies to win the seat this year. “We have to be realistic but at the same time just think that anything can happen,” said Andrew.

How the TV debates have shaken things up “It’s like a football debate. The other day I caught my boss talking about it and he would never talk about politics. It’s got a lot of people who really aren’t interested in politics to watch.”

Coming over from Crawley...

“After the last election the Labour candidate here in Horsham defected to the Tories.”

(Rehman Chishti switched allegiance in March 2006, 10 months after the election). “It was all just for personal ambition and it disgusted me. I asked why nobody local was standing and was told nobody wanted to do it, so I happily put my name forward.”

Taking a view on Horsham issues...

“I like that bloody fountain! The kids love it and it brings some atmosphere to the area. As for the Town Hall, I have heard nothing but good things about Bill’s Produce store but there are places

the resident | Friday 30 April 2010 that can accommodate a restaurant but none of them could be a community centre.”

Sometimes you can knock on the wrong door...

“The other day I knocked on the door of (Lib Dem candidate) Godfrey Newman’s daughter. She said ‘sorry, but I’ll be voting for my dad!’

There’s a lot of Conservative banners in the district... “(Francis Maude) doesn’t really need to do that. It’s like a dog cocking its leg up against a tree! It must all cost an awful lot of money.”

The Conservative’s idea for a new hospital is a waste of money “How much have they spent

on (the feasibility study) £100,000? If they had paid me £10,000 I would have done it and given them the same answer. The funny thing is we won’t know the results until after the election because the answer is it’s not feasible.”

You have to justify a need for anew hospital This area of the country has (one of the highest densities of) hospitals so it’s hard to justify the need for a new one, but that’s not to say there is not a need for it. We have to look at the overall picture, but the PCT decided that if they did (agree to another hospital) other services would be reduced.”

A new hospital is not the be all and end all “(The Government) has

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One horse race for the Bookies

Andrew has a Keep Cruelty History badge on his bag...

“The Conservatives have promised a free vote on fox hunting, but it is something we are very much against.

We are quite a green party.

We have ideas that will further encourage use of cycling, using public transport and reaching recycling targets, and we believe in climate change!”

Something to declare?

In March the Ministry of Justice issued guidance about declarations of interest to all parliamentary election candidates in response to a Committee for Standards in Public Life request.

Andrew has picked up on that issuing a declaration on his website.

He said: “After the scandals involving MPs last year I think it is important for all candidates to be totally clear about what property,

shareholdings and income they have and what they would do in the event of being elected.”

He cheekily added: “Francis seems to have very little to declare compared to a month ago!”

If the bookies are right, then the result is a foregone conclusion.

Shocks can happen - just ask snooker player John Higgins - but Francis Maude is the overwhelming favourite at 1/150 on. I’ve put £1.50 on it, and will be donating my winnings to Jim Duggan’s Pennies for

Peace fundraising campaign...

The Lib Dems, for what it’s worth, are second favourites with Paddy Power at 16/1, and Labour are a 100-1 shot. Greens and UKIP are 125-1.

You know, if we were organised we could make more than a penny here!

More than 21,200 postal votes were issued by post last Friday in time for the General Election in a large scale operation involving 120 people, both Horsham District Council staff and volunteers.

Horsham District Council issues postal votes for voters in the Horsham District

as well as issuing a number for other local authorities in West Sussex as well.

The operation took around nine hours and took place at County Hall North in Horsham for the first time.

The postal voting was organised by Horsham District Council.

There’s a new music video up on Youtube by Martin Jeremiah, who actually stood as an independent in the 2005 general election.

His song ‘Count Your Money Out’ is his own take on the MPs expenses scandal, and it includes a ballot card with the options of ‘Mr Greedy, Miss Piggy and Mrs

Trough’.

It also features, courtesy of Martin, some of the worst dancing you’ll ever see!

All in all it’s quite amusing, although it’s unlikely to trouble the pop charts. He will be in town this week though, at The Bear on Saturday night to promote the video.

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Have a little faith Steve Lyon Christian Party www.facebook.com/ChristianPartyHorsham It would have been nice if the election was one week later...

“I am a member of the Kingdom Faith Church. The (Church) does a lot in the community and that draws a lot of people in. We do something called Love Horsham Week, and there will be lots of events on May 10th-16th.”

A little faith goes on a long way “I believe that we have been suffering in recent times as we have been departing from the Christian values this country was built on. A lot of areas are crumbling and that is a sign that we are pushing God out, and that is to the detriment of the nation.

Things are getting worse “I believe there has been a progressive decline in our society. I see a society that is struggling with yob culture, violence, family breakdowns and a lot of that stems from the fact that we have been pushing God further out.”

Giving a voice to God “The Christian voice in the nation has been silent. As a whole it’s been (assumed that the) nation is post Christian, but the Christian Party and others like it is trying to show

that there is a large Christian population out there and this gives us a platform to view their views.”

Local people know that the Kingdom Faith Church in Foundry Lane is heaving on Sunday mornings Steve is a member of the Kingdom faith, but the church is not specifically linked with the Christian Party. “There’s a number of people from other churches talking to me and want to get involved. It’s a party for all Christians. I think it can be dangerous when individual churches get too involved (in politics).”

It’s not all about the big man upstairs...

Well, it is really, in that the party’s primary purpose is to ‘proclaim the Lordship of Christ.’ But there are other policies, including quite interestingly - a proposition to raise the speed limit on motorways to 90mph. “It has been commented that we are a single issue party, but we do have a manifesto,” said Steve. “If we were to win seats we have policies relating to the economy, education and various things.”

Steve has God on his side Because the non-believers out there are always intrigued how it all began,

It would appear that the future use of the Town Hall splits political opinion as much as public opinion.

The UKIP candidate Harry Aldridge isn’t too fussed about it. Francis Maude said that he doesn’t feel comfortable being one of those MPs that needs to comment on matters that are decided by the council.

As a devout Christian stand-

here’s Steve’s story: “It had been a gradual build up in my life, and I had reached a point where I was questioning (religion) so I asked for a sign, I needed to know, and I met with God in a way that I then knew he existed. It’s difficult to put into words as it’s very personal.”

Why Horsham is a good place to live...

“I believe part of that is because Horsham’s churches and its people pray for the town.”

Votes will increase the Christian influence “A vote for the Christian Party is not a wasted vote. One vote will raise the Christian influence in the town and the nation, and that’s very important. Christians are being marginalised in society and it’s vital we make our voice heard.

Steve is a family man Father of three Steve believes there’s no shortage of potential supporters in town. “There’s a large proportion of people that have high moral values who are struggling with the main parties’ stance on key issues and would back us as we are prepared to stand and make unpopular decisions which would make a real difference.”

ing next to St Mary’s Church, Steve Lyon might well think that the town has done worse when it comes to dealing with historic buildings...

But after a bit of a pause, he rather diplomatically said: “I would keep it for community use, but try and increase the revenue it brings in.

“I think that to lose it would be a loss for Horsham.”

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LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION:

Across: 1 Adjudicate; 7 Cross; 8 Unsound; 10 Entangle 11 Wisp; 13 Thrust; 15 Rotten; 17 Ally; 18 Palpable; 21 Expound; 22 Attic; 23 Repentance.

Down: 1 About; 2 Justness; 3 Double; 4 Cast; 5 Tourist; 6 Accentuate 9 Dependence; 12 Complain; 14 Relapse; 16 Bandit; 19 Bathe; 20 Mute.

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And there’s more of them?

Yes. They agreed with the recommendations of the council’s planning officers to push ahead with the scheme.

Then why were the other councillors and residents unhappy?

There are three main issues.

The first is infrastructure. The development proposal includes a separate junction on the A24 immediately north of High Wood Hill, but the problem is that won’t be built for several years, when a few hundred houses will have been built. Up until then the traffic will have to use the current Farthings Hill junction, which is already pretty busy.

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I want to appeal to people like me who were not going to vote. If there was just a chance that Francis Maude could lose to an Independent it would send a signal to Parliament and that is just what it needs.”

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There’s a general opinion amongst Horsham folk of a certain age that the New Curry Centre in London Road “never lets you down.”

That’s why you’ll usually see it very busy, often with big groups of people.

Here at The Resident, we are amongst its many regular customers, and have been going there for years. And as the saying goes, it’s never let us down.

Horsham’s first Indian restaurant was established in 1968 as The Curry centre in place of an old hardware shop.

The restaurant has stayed in the family originally run by the popular character ‘Charlie’ who would always be seen at the back of the restaurant waving to his loyal customers and wishing them a good day.

After a successful 30 years of serving the Horsham residents, it was time for a facelift and in 1999 The Curry Centre was completely refurbished and was unveiled as The New Curry Centre, run by Wahiduz Zaman and Syed Hossain.

The new layout allowed Wahiduz to increase the capacity to accommodate more customers.

This transformation was welcomed by the existing, loyal customers and attracted a new generation of budding curry fans.

Syed said: “Over the past 40 years our family has served three generations of Horsham residents and will continue to do so for many years to come.”

As the demand grows for the excellent service, the wonder-

ful food, their famous Tuesday night banquets and the New Curry Centre offers, the time has come again to refurbish the restaurant.

It means there will be a short closure in June for a period of two weeks, and this will allow the New curry Centre to increase the space provided for their expanding takeaway service, update the restaurant’s contemporary style and provide an even better service to their customers.

But don't worry, for the period of closure the New Curry Centre will still provide a take-

away service, with orders made via email or telephone direct to the kitchen where Shah Moktadir will continue to prepare his masterpieces.

The launch of the even newer curry centre will coincide with the restaurant’s 40 year anniversary celebration.

To celebrate this occasion the restaurant will be offering mouth watering deals so keep your eye on The Resident’s food and drink section for further details.

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It’s not actually Phil Collins but, against all odds, the singer of No Jacket Required has also lost his hair! The tribute act have sold out the Capitol five times, and give a great show. They’re playing unplugged for two nights (also 1st May), so book up on 750220.

As election favour grips the nation (yeah, it’s really exciting - yawn!)

UKIP will be holding a public meeting at the Millennium Hall, Crawley Rd, Roffey, at 7.30pm tonight. Harry Aldridge, the Horsham candidate, will be among the speakers. Warning -may contain anti-EU opinions!

T Rex are recreated live at The Capitol with T-Rextasy’s Electric Boogie Tour. T-Rextasy guarantee to get audiences on their feet with performances of classics like Get It On, Metal Guru, 20th Century Boy and Telegram Sam. Tickets: £17 from the Capitol on 01403 750220

From today until 2nd May, RSPB Pulborough Brooks nature reserve is hosting its popular Nightingale Festival. At 6.30-9.30pm, reserve staff and volunteers will be around the nature trail to highlight the nightingales’ remarkable rich melody. Entry fee of £3.50 applies

It’s the first proper event of the season at Knepp Castle Pony Club. The opening chukkas is on 17-18th April, but the May Cup today is the first one well worth a visit for the general public. It’s more welcoming and enjoyable than you might think! See www.kneppcastlepoloclub.co.uk

Jim Duggan is not your average election candidate. He’ll be out spreading his message of peace in the Carfax from 10am. If you’re quick you might be able to get hold of one of his peace badges. Live music will be provided. Look for the guy with long gray hair and pink highlights!

Bernardi Music Group are at Shipley Church with Bruce Martin (flute), Graham Salter (oboe) and Fraser Tannock (trumpet) and perform Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto no.2, Mendelssohn’s String Octet, together with Ireland’s ‘Minuet’ next to the composer’s resting place, at 7.30pm

Like it’s not hard enough to get in the Bar Vin on a saturday night as it is! There’s a Girls Aloud tribute band in the Market Square pub tonight.

The girls will no doubt go along to enjoy renditions of the band’s hits, while the guys opt for a challenging ‘top five in reverse order’ debate...

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The podium in the park concerts season kicks off with the Band of the Royal British Legion today, at 2.304.30pm. Should be even better now that the Cafe in the Conservatory is now open! The following Sunday (same time) sees Horsham Salvation Army Band perform.

9th May

Forest Amateur Musical Entertainers make a return visit to The Studio at the Capitol for three nights from tonight, with a programme of song and dance. Including numbers from musicals past and present along with songs from the hit parade. Tickets cost £11 from 01403 750220

10th May

To coincide with the English Festival in Horsham, the town’s most loved and most hated landmark will celebrate its glorious re-launch. You can pop along to cheer as the fountain gets going again - or throw bubble bath in - depending on how you feel about the Shelley Fountain

What with the Piazza Italia being so successful, the organisers of Horsham’s other big events look to be sneaking a vehicle theme in - so there’s a historic vehicle rally at the English Festival in the town centre this weekend. Well, it can’t survive on Morris Dancing forever!

20th May

Horsham Lions and Horsham Joggers have organised a 10k running event starting and finishing at Horsham Rugby Club. The race starts at 11.00am and is a 2 lap course mainly on road. For details see www.horshamjoggers.co.uk or www.horshamlions.freeuk.com

22nd May

If you’re sat at home, thinking ‘I know what this place needs - more cats!’ then this is the event for you.

Cats Protection host a cat homing show, at Broadbridge Heath Village Centre, at 11am-3pm. Includes stalls with gifts such as soft toys, cat carriers, scratching posts etc

“Put your money in the car and turn the wheel!” Ah, happy memories of the funfair at Horsham Park - The Power by Snap seemingly being played every other record, being sick after The Waltzer and mocked for wimping out of the Meteor. Anyway, Bensons funfair is back this week...

Ruby Wax is at the Capitol, in a new show with Judith Owen called Losing it. Wax’s acerbic wit and worldly wisdom combined with Owen’s touching and poignant songs create a show that is at once thought-provoking as well as being laugh-outloud funny. Tickets are £20

Visit the St Catherine's Hospice Garden and Local Produce Fair at Summers Place, Billingshurst today, at 8.3am-3.30pm. Includes gardening and cooking forums during the day and 40 stalls offering plants, pots, wine, honey, all sorts. Call Paula on 01293 447367 for more info

TV actor and satirist John Bird opens the Horsham Hospital Summer Fete.

This year’s event will again feature live music, children’s attractions, more than 25 stalls, a grand prize draw, fairground rides for children and face painting. Pop along at 24pm and support the cause.

Barns Green RFC hosts a charity rugby 7's tournament from 1.30pm in memory of Simon Viney, a young player who tragically passed away before Christmas. Funds raised from the event go to Wooden Spoon.

There’s also competitions, raffles, bar and BBQ on the village green.

The Kidz Stuff festival looks to be a better package all round this year, and boasts no less than five world record attempts across three days!

Sunday will see a huge gunge fight.

Dave Benson Phillips will be about too, and it should be a cracking weekend. See www.kidzstuff.org.uk

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A society with nearly 100 members which remains true to its founding principles of being open to all painters, regardless of expe-

rience, the group welcomes new members and meets every Monday evening from October to July at the St. Giles Church Hall in Ashtead.

Painting evenings and demonstrations by professional artists are organised for the members.

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Local artist Andy Harding has created an exhibition of his thought provoking collection of acrylic paintings.

They are on display at The Capitol, North Street, Horsham until Monday 31st May. The exhibition is an explosion of colourful, detailed artwork with a spiritual meaning, a personal journey of emotions, imagery and symbolism inspired by people and life.

Finding his own inspiration from Austrian artist Hundertwasser, Salvador Dali and Van Gogh, Andy's desire is to bring inspiration, warmth and joy to the hearts and minds of those who spend the time to look at the detail.

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Patriotic games at festival Around 200 Morris men and women, a hark back to the 1960s, and a medieval market are just three of the highlights of the English Festival, set to take place in Horsham on Saturday 8th and Sunday 9th May. The English Festival will build on the success of last year’s event with Saturday containing a traditional blend of a medieval version of the Carfax local produce and crafts market, music and the Broadwood Morris Day of Dance around the town.

The Broadwood Morris Day of Dance will feature dance teams from all over the South East demonstrating various traditional dance styles, from English Morris dancing to Appalachian dancing and Scottish Highland dancing.

The Day of Dance will start with the dance teams processing from Horsham’s Shelley Fountain to the bandstand in the Carfax, and then touring the town centre at various locations before meeting at the bandstand for a massed dancing display, culminating with the Carfax Ceilidh.

Around midday on Saturday

a celebration of the newly relaunched Shelley Fountain will take place at the fountain in the Bishopric area of town, with performance contributions expected from Broadwood Morris and local Rainbows.

The poet Shelley himself, or more likely a lookalike, may even make an appearance.

This year’s English Festival has expanded to include Sunday, with a complete change of pace to a 60s and 70s themed day as well as free parking available in Swan Walk Shopping Centre car park.

The day will feature a recreation of the classic Horsham bus services of the 60s and 70s

munity groups produced by Voice from the Coal Shed, with plenty of opportunities for participation. Get out those 60s and 70s outfits and be prepared to have a good old singa-long and a great time.

Journey back in time to the 60s and 70s with a ride on an historic Southdowns Bus as they recreate some of the original routes across the Horsham District. The routes will include: to local towns and villages by Southdown Historic Vehicles, an English Classic Car Show or-

ganised by The Rotary Club of Horsham and a programme of 60s and 70s music from com-

Bus Service number 117 (First bus departs Horsham and Henfield at 10am) Henfield High Street – Cowfold Village Hall – Mannings Heath

Dun Horse – Horsham Carfax.

Bus Service number 202 (First bus departs Southwater & Horsham at 10.30am) Horsham Carfax – Southwater Cripplegate Corner

Bus Service number 69 (First bus departs Horsham and Billingshurst at 11am) Billingshurst High Street – BBH Shelley Arms - Horsham Carfax Bus Service number 80 (First bus departs Steyning and Horsham at 11.30am) Steyning - Horsham (Route stops TBC)

For an added touch of nostalgia, why not hop on an open top bus (courtesy of Stagecoach) from the Carfax and travel to Hop Oast to see a fascinating display of vintage Sussex buses?

Buses leave between 11am and 3pm at 15 and 45 minutes past each hour.

All rides and exhibitions are free but donations to the Southdowns Historic Vehicles Group are welcome. Visit www.southdownhistoric.co.uk

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The world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. With new alliances Tony confronts powerful new forces. Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell (30 Apr - 15 May)

An estranged father living in a small Southern beach town gets a chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter, who would rather be home in New York. Starring: Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Greg Kinnear, Kelly Preston (30 Apr-15 May)

Robin Hood, starring Russell Crowe, is at the Capitol from 14th May

Gordon Giltrap, one of the UK's greatest guitar legends, provides an evening celebrating four decades of extraordinary live music on May 9th.

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Losing it live on stage the journey at the very end of going off a cliff.

What sort of a format does the show take?

It isn't stand-up and it isn't cabaret, we were trying to make a new form. The music is used as a sound track, as it is in a film. It provides the feeling under the words, which are my thoughts.

At one point, I give my guide to love and marriage. I get a flip chart showing the brain to demonstrate how love is just a few hormones and then cold turkey — based on my study in neuroscience. Then I do my guide to marriage — which is called the Negotiated Deal — it's down to hard cash! If your husband makes £650,000 a year, you have no right to bitch… but if your husband is making below a certain amount of money you can let the kids and the house go to hell and if he gives you a hard time you can tell him to f**k off. I also give guides to getting old, being young, becoming wise… everything.

Interview: Ruby Wax Losing it, The Capitol, 14th May 2010 What's Losing It all about?

It's about when we go through life, we don't have an instruction manual. So when you become a mother or father or teenager, you can sometimes feel like an outsider. And you need some sort of guide as to how to fit in… an instruction manual.

A lot of people think "how do I become a successful businessman" or "how do I carry off a certain lifestyle?" We get samples in magazines but we don't actually know how to do it as people. So the show throws up

questions and I give the answers which are hilarious but true.

Where did you get your ideas for this show?

For 10 years I've been trying to write serious comedy — comedy that is true. And I don't mean in an "aren't cats weird" way, I mean true on a deeper level but still humorous.

And I couldn't figure out how to do it until Judith said we’d like to do a show live from the Priory. We thought if people who are mentally disturbed

think it's funny and poignant, this will work. One afternoon I got the guy who runs the Priory to my house and by the evening we had a start date.

Live at the Priory is the predecessor of Losing It, right?

How does Losing It differ from the Live at the Priory show?

Now the show is completely different because now it isn't for an audience that has mental issues. It's for an audience of everyone you've ever met; it's not exclusive. Only because I had the slip, do I take you on

The musician Judith Owen also stars in this show, how did you and Judith come to work together?

I used to go out with her husband [Spinal Tap actor, Harry Shearer] and I mentioned that to her when we were on a plane together, when I first met her, and she had no idea. She knew we had been friends but didn’t know we had a relationship. We laugh a lot, it's hard not to laugh.

How do you blend the music and comedy in the show?

It's taken a long time to figure out... Judith plays a character in the show who ‘isn’t right’. But at one point in the show you realise she’s taking care of me, it’s a co-dependent relationship. In real life Judith happens

to be a singer who is a genius.

The music is every style — as my mood changes, her music changes. But, what a voice she has.

It sounds like a really fresh and new format. Was that a deliberate idea?

I've always wanted to reinvent, so I did that in TV. Then I couldn't think of anything after reality TV and that was me flummoxed. I thought "well, I have to reinvent something" so I reinvented myself and went to school and learned psychology and now I'm studying neuroscience. But then I thought "how am I going to reinvent that?" Well not reinvent it, it's already done, but where can I put it? So I do a lot of leadership facilitation workshops with big companies and organizations.

How does it feel revisiting your own experiences of mental illness on stage?

It's very cathartic. It's like you're telling someone a secret and then it feels much better.

Because if they think it's OK, then it's OK. And you get to tell everybody.

How does this new approach compare to your older work?

I'm not the person on TV. That's what everyone who has seen it says. That is not who I am. This is pretty close to me, except she still is a character because she is so in the moment and this person has moments that are insane. This show is a completely different voice for me. I don't think people will recognise one to the other.

Are you happy about that?

It fits with who I am now. You can't go to school for six years and come out a loony tune.

You're donating money from ticket sales to Comic Relief.

How did that come about?

Yeah, a percentage is going to mental health for Comic Relief.

It makes you feel like you're putting your money where your mouth is. With Comic Relief you can always trace what they're doing, so that makes me feel more secure. At least you know where the money is going. And, with mental illness, the numbers are going up. It's not something you can pretend doesn't exist, it now affects one in four people. How much higher do you want it to go?

And it's primarily because nobody wants to talk about it.

What sort of feedback are you getting from audiences at the show?

Well most people nod at me during the show, and that's nice. I think as long as I see their heads nodding, I'm doing something right.

You've met some really famous figures over the years, especially on the Ruby Wax Meets interview series. Who was the most interesting or fun?

The most brilliant were probably Tom Hanks or Jim Carrey.

They're smart. But that has to end and you have to go on, otherwise you'll end. But I got what I wanted out of it and I moved on.

What else have you got in the pipeline?

I'll surely do a book, I have to finish my Masters — in a few months I'll know if I got into my university and I start in September. And then I'd like to take this show all over the world, it's so much fun. I'd rewrite it the whole time. It's a little like my Masters. I keep feeding it into my Masters.

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T-REXTASY Friday 30 April 8pm A night of T-Rextasy for Bolan fans, the legendary sounds and glamour of T-Rex are recreated live with T-Rextasy’s Electric Boogie Tour. Performing classics like Get It On, Children of The Revolution, Metal Guru, 20th Century Boy and Telegram Sam.

Thursday 6 - Saturday 8 May 7.30pm

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Starring two of Emmerdale’s heart throbs Matt Healy and Christopher Villers.

They are joined by Michelle Morris (The Knock).

Three Killers, Three Motives… Only one possible outcome.

NO JACKET REQUIRED… UNPLUGGED Friday 30 April & Saturday 1 May In The Studio Your chance to see No Jacket Required, the UK’s definitive Phil Collins tribute ‘Unplugged’ in the intimacy of The Capitol’s Studio. An acoustic evening of Phil Collins songs stripped back down to the instruments they were written on.

HMS PINAFORE Saturday 1 May 7.30pm Opera Della Luna perform Gilbert and Sullivan’s famous comic opera. A cast of multitalented singer/actors become crew, chorus and principals in this brilliantly fast and hilarious production packed to the brim with toe-tapping tunes.

CINEMA PROGRAMME Friday 30 April - Thursday 6 May THE LAST SONG (PG) DIGITAL Daily (not Sat) 5.15pm & 7.45pm. Plus 2.15pm Sun & Mon. Sat 11.15am & 1.45pm. Box Office Babies Tue 10.30am

IRON MAN 2 (12A) DIGITAL Daily 5pm & 7.30pm Plus 2pm Sat, Sun & Mon

GORDON GILTRAP THE ‘SHINNING MORN’ TOUR Sunday 9 May 7.30pm An evening celebrating four decades of extraordinary live music from one of the UK’s greatest guitar legends.

Gordon Giltrap combines rock, blues, folk and classical music, played on five or six different guitars.

RUBY WAX - LOSING IT Friday 14 May 8pm Ruby Wax and musician Judith Owen combine their talents in this new show.

Ruby Wax had it all - career, dream house, husband, kids - but people soon realised that something was wrong when she painted her house the same colour ‘beige’ for the 47th time. There was only one thing for it - send her to the Priory!

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More than 1,200 members, from Scout Groups across the Horsham District took part in the St George’s Day parade on Sunday.

The route from near the railway station to the Carfax was lined with large numbers of onlookers and there were even more in evidence as participants gathered round the bandstand.

The Royal British Legion band headed the parade.

Leading the proceedings were members of the 1st Warnham Scout Group. Originating from a town based section it first established itself as an independent Group serving the village needs of Warnham in 1936.

After short gaps in its history the Group was re-established in 2002 and currently has a membership of forty drawn from across the local community.

Amongst the special guests were Mrs Jean Burnham, a past District Council Chairman and long-standing supporter of scouting opportunities in the village.

Other invited guests included Horsham District Council Chairman, Cllr Keith Wilkins, West Sussex Scouts Vice president, Mr Gordon Tregear, and Horsham Guiding President, Mrs Honor Locke.

The beneficiary of the donations collected from this year’s event will be the Chestnut Tree

House Children’s Hospice.

Event co-ordinator, John Embleton, said: “It was an occasion for the people of Horsham to witness that scouting in the town and surrounding villages remains a popular attraction for many young people.

“They, in turn, demonstrated their ongoing commitment through each renewing their Scout Promise.”

He added: “It was also a delight to be joined by members of Horsham Guiding who are celebrating their centenary this year.”

Thanks are due to many but, in particular, to Horsham District Council and to representatives of Horsham’s Neighbourhood Policing Team.

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Planning applications submitted to Horsham District Council under the Town and Country Planning Acts and related legislation requiring statutory publicity. Applications registered between 16/04/2010 and 23/04/2010 DC/10/0669 Single storey extension Rosha House Billingshurst Road Ashington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3AY

DC/10/0764 Single-storey glazed extension to rear of property 9 Church Close Ashington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3DL

DC/10/0732 Erection of replacement detached garage Broadbridge Farm Old Wickhurst Lane Broadbridge Heath Horsham West Sussex RH12 3NA DC/10/0772 2-storey rear extension and internal alterations 3 High Seat Gardens Saxon Close Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9SD

DC/10/0767 Variation of condition 3 of planning consent DC/06/2544 (change of use of building known as Coach House for civil marriages), the use shall only be allowed between the hours of 10am and 11pm on Fridays and Saturdays; 12pm to 11pm on Sundays and Bank Holidays for a maximum of 28 days per year. On all other days within the year the use is permitted between the hours of 10am to 4pm. Eastlands Farm West Chiltington Lane Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9DR

DC/10/0276 Occupation of dwelling in noncompliance with agricultural occupancy condition (b) on BL/1/48 for a period of over 10 years (Certificate of Lawful Development - Existing) 5 Tedfold Cottages Rowner Road Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9HU DC/10/0789 Rear 2 storey extension comprising new bedroom and en suite, bathroom and kitchen/family room extension 9 Hurstlands Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9EE

DC/09/2129 Construction of ponds on land at Capon Hill Farm with associated wildlife ponds, wetlands, amenity space, informal parking and planting changing the use of the land from agricultural (turf production) to quiet informal leisure use Capons

turning area (Prior Notification) Curtis Farm Green Lane Horsham RH12 4PP

Hill Farm Station Road Cowfold Horsham RH13 8DE

DC/10/0787 Demolition of existing garaging, barn and storage area and replacement of 3 bay garage with storage in roof space Little Champions Farm Maplehurst Road West Grinstead Horsham RH13 6RN

DC/10/0786 Single storey infill kitchen extension and boot porch to rear, demolition of sunroom to be replaced by a conservatory and demolition of garage to be replaced by timber framed garage and car port and new greenhouse Rosemary Cottage London Road Watersfield Pulborough RH20 1ND

DC/10/0698 Use of the land falling within Class B8 (Storage or Distribution) for more than 10 years at former brickworks site (Certificate of Lawful Development - Existing) Builder Center Shoreham Road Henfield

DC/10/0711 Demolition of existing garage and construction of new smaller garden building (Full Planning) Moustows Manor High Street Henfield West Sussex BN5 9DD DC/10/0712 New flooring, new wall panelling, re-form opening, new doors, demolish wall, new ironmongery, new cornice, retain existing satellite dish, construct new garden building (Listed Building Consent) Moustows Manor High Street Henfield West Sussex BN5 9DD

DC/10/0713 Demolish existing garage (Conservation Area Consent) Moustows Manor High Street Henfield West Sussex BN5 9DD

DC/10/0754 Surgery to 5 x Oak trees (T1, T2, T3, T4 and T5) Allotments Redford Avenue Horsham West Sussex DC/10/0755 1 fascia sign Woolwich PLC 47 West Street Horsham West Sussex RH12 1PP

DC/10/0760 Demolition of 2 derelict houses and replacement with one pair of 2-bed semi-detached and 4 x 4-bed and 1 x 5-bed detached houses (total 7), garages and access drive Old Doomsday Hammerpond Road Horsham West Sussex DC/10/0756 Fell 1 Christmas fir tree (Works

DC/10/0690 Construction of a replacement drive for 1 and 2 Rusper Court Cottages Rusper Court Cottages Faygate Lane Rusper

DC/10/0752 2-storey and single storey side extension, new roof, loft conversion incorporating dormer windows and new open porch Robinwood Brighton Road Shermanbury RH13 8HQ

to Trees in a Conservation Area) 11 Normandy Gardens Horsham RH12 1AS

DC/10/0759 Single storey extension with dormer extension to provide 1 bedroom and kitchen at the same height as the current bungalow dormer 10 Mallard Close Horsham RH12 2NB

DC/10/0643 Demolition of existing detached garage, construction of a 3-bed roomed chalet style dwelling and new crossover onto Springfield Park Avenue for number 29 29 Springfield Park Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 2PW

DC/10/0778 Fell 1 group of Elm saplings (T9) and surgery to 7 Holly trees (T1, T2, T6 and T7), 2 Laurel and Holly (T3 and T4), 1 Lawson Cypress (T5), 1 Yew trees (T8) and 1 Hazel (T10) Springfield Park North Parade Horsham West Sussex

DC/10/0554 Conversion of garage to office/utility room and ground floor front and rear extensions 53 Kennedy Road Horsham West Sussex RH13 5DB

DC/10/0779 Single storey rear extension to replace existing conservatory 17 Chichester Terrace Horsham West Sussex RH12 1DB

DC/10/0720 Installation of a satellite dish 9 Red River Court Redford Avenue Horsham West Sussex RH12 2HS

DC/10/0768 Hard surfaced tennis court (Full Planning) Chesworth House Denne Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1JR

DC/10/0769 Hard surfaced tennis court (Listed Building Consent)

Chesworth House Denne Road Horsham RH12 1JR

DC/10/0705 Take down existing conservatory and part store/workshop to replace in same position with single storey dining room extension and utility room Leithbourne 1A Guildford Road Horsham RH12 1LU

DC/10/0309 Externally illuminated fascia sign 35 - 37 Springfield Road Horsham RH12 2PG

DC/10/0750 Closure of existing access road and new access road and construction of double garage and lych gates Peppersgate Farmhouse Brighton Road Lower Beeding Horsham West Sussex RH13 6NH

DC/10/0780 Dismantle additional elements of the West Wing of Sedgwick Park and the construction of a garage in pursuance of consent DC/08/0178 (Listed Building Consent) Sedgwick Manor Sedgwick Park Horsham West Sussex RH13 6QQ

DC/10/0751 2-storey side and front and single-storey rear extension 14 Skylark View Horsham West Sussex RH12 5EA

DC/10/0749 Single storey rear extension 31 Greenfinch Way Horsham West Sussex RH12 5HB

DC/10/0777 First floor side extension 8 Foxleigh Chase Horsham West Sussex RH12 4AX

DC/10/0675 Construction of a new 2 bed single storey dwelling 53 Littlehaven Lane Horsham West Sussex RH12 4JE

DC/10/0781 Construction of new concrete

DC/10/0691 Conversion of to 2 self contained flats into one flat (Flat 1 and Flat 2 West Wing) Flat 1 West Wing Home Farmhouse Cowfold Road Coolham Horsham West Sussex RH13 8QJ DC/10/0753 Single storey rear extension Oak Tree Cottage Coltstaple Lane Horsham RH13 9BB

DC/10/0762 Fell 1 x Field Maple (T8) and surgery to 1 x Field Maple (T10) trees 33 York Close Southwater Horsham West Sussex RH13 9XJ

DC/10/0739 1st floor extension and rear entrance porch The Bungalow Roundstone Park Worthing Road Southwater Horsham RH13 9JG

DC/10/0776 Surgery to 1 Corsican Pine and 1 Pine on the Eastern boundary and trim back all growth over hanging works yard to the West of wooded area Old Goods Yard Christs Hospital RH13 0NE

DC/10/0766 Erection of 50 dwellings with associated garaging and parking, new access onto Blake's Farm Road with new internal service roads, demolition of existing house and outbuildings (Outline) Martindale Farm Worthing Road Horsham West Sussex RH13 9AS

DC/10/0788 The retention of a close board fence and hedgerow planted in front and change gates to a single gate of 5 ft wide Lion Heart Fryern Road Storrington Pulborough RH20 4BJ DC/10/0747 External dry and cold store in timber shed (Full Planning) 27 High Street Steyning West Sussex BN44 3YE

DC/10/0748 External dry and cold store in

timber shed (Listed Building Consent) 27 High Street Steyning West Sussex BN44 3YE

DC/10/0771 Change of use from Class B1 (Business) to Class B2 (General Industrial) of the Class Uses Order 1987, to enable the site and buildings to be used to carry out the maintenance of coaches Broadfield Stables Kings Barn Lane Steyning West Sussex BN44 3YG DC/10/0775 Erection of 2 buildings to partially replace a building totally destroyed by fire (Prior Notification) Calcot Farm Horsham Road Steyning West Sussex

DC/10/0782 Surgery to 1 x Oak tree Acorn House 1 Panners Drive West Chiltington Road Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2SN

DC/10/0624 Erection of 2 metre high close boarded fence on front boundary Woodstock Jolesfield Partridge Green Horsham West Sussex RH13 8JT

DC/10/0717 Demolish existing single storey structure to rear of the property and construct new extension to the rear Peelers Croft High Street Partridge Green Horsham RH13 8ET DC/10/0774 Erection of single-storey rear garden room extension The Chalet Little Holmbush Holmbush Lane Woodmancote Henfield West Sussex BN5 9TL

Further details of the applications, including plans, may be inspected at the Council Offices, Park North, North Street, Horsham, during the period of 21 days from 06/11/2009, or can be viewed at www.horsham.gov.uk Any person who wishes to make representations to the Council should do so in writing, stating the reference number, within the stated period, to the Director of Planning, Park House, North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RL. Any correspondence received will be available for public inspection and posted on the Council's website.

The Council has introduced a scheme to provide the public with an opportunity to speak at committee meetings when planning applications are being decided.

Details of the procedure can be obtained from the Planning Office or by calling 01403 215192.

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property

Have fun with samples sample, then a picture or photograph will suffice.

Katrina Smith

When starting your sample board Start with one piece that you want to build the whole room around – it may be your favourite armchair, or a certain wallpaper or even the rug you bought in Morocco on holiday last year. A good idea when using something you already have, is to take a photo of it and stick the photo on your sample board to see how it works in relation to other colours.

Interior Designs Specialist Using Sample Boards for Interior Design When it comes to redesigning a room in your home the possibilities can be endless. Unless you have a clear idea of colour and the kind of look you want to achieve, it can be really difficult to know where to start. Creating a sample board can be a very valuable exercise in helping you reach your decision.

Cost Effective and Fun Sample boards are a cost effective way of playing with colour, texture and ideas for your new scheme. They are a scaled down version of what you are hoping to achieve.

The advantage of using a sample board is that you can see

what the scheme is going to look like before going ahead, and perhaps avoid costly mistakes.

It really is great fun compiling a sample board.

On a course I ran last year, people really let their creative juices flow – from a traditional dining room to a very bright orange and pink teenager's room. It was great fun and created much hilarity.

The sample board contains samples of actual products that you intend using in the room, and will give you more of an idea as to the finished décor. You can also see how the different features in a room will look and work together, such as flooring, wall coverings, window dressings and other soft furnishings along with furniture and lighting. If you can't get hold of a

When putting together your sample board Locate the samples in a similar position to where they would be in the room, for example flooring will be placed at the bottom of the sample board and wall covering towards the top. It is also a good idea to size your samples similarly to those used in the scheme – larger samples for flooring, smaller ones for cushions.

Above all enjoy and have fun

Would-be homeowners are becoming increasingly hesitant to purchase property in the run up to the general election, one expert has suggested.

Richard Donnell, director of research at Hometrack, says: "With an election well under way, it is not surprising that buyers are currently hesitant in their decision making, the question is whether market sentiment will improve once the result of the election is known."

His comments come in response to new figures from the group, which show that

house prices have grown by 0.2 per cent in April - a much smaller rise than in previous months.

Furthermore, the study also reveals that for the first time in 13 months the proportion of homeowners selling their property for its asking price has not risen.

Mr Donnell suggests this data is evidence of the housing market being "on the turn".

A recent survey undertaken

by GfK Financial revealed that first-time buyer numbers have now dropped below 350,000 for the first time in two decades.

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Horsham £695,000

Coneyhurst £595,000

Situated in a popular non estate location within the Millais catchment, a detached family home well suited to the needs of a large family and offered for sale in good decorative order.

A deceptively spacious character cottage situated in a semi-rural location, offered for sale in a very good decorative order with grounds extending towards 3/4 of an acre.

• Cloakroom • Drawing room • Dining room • Study • Kitchen / breakfast room • Utility • Master bedroom with ensuite • Guest bedroom with ensuite • Five further bedrooms • Bathroom • Large garden incorporating an outbuilding • Off road parking

• Reception Hall • Drawing room • Dining room • Family room • Kitchen/ breakfast room • Utility room • Master bedroom with ensuite shower room • Four further bedrooms • Bathroom • Detached double car barn • Front and rear gardens • Driveway providing off road parking • Plot approaching 0.75 acre • Annexe potential

Horsham 01403 248222

Horsham 01403 248222

Let Us Get You Moving Horsham £279,950

Horsham oieo £325,000

An attractive period three bedroom terraced cottage in a convenient central location close to Horsham Park within walking distance of Horsham town centre and offered for sale with NO ONWARD CHAIN. • Lounge/dining room with exposed beams • Kitchen • First floor bathroom • Attractive secluded garden • Garage and carport • UPVC double glazing • Planning permission to extend

A modern detached home situated in a quiet cul-de-sac located just over half a mile from Horsham town centre.

Horsham 01403 248222

Horsham 01403 248222

Horsham £295,000 A three bedroom character property situated within a short walk from Horsham town centre and main line station, offered for sale in very good decorative order and with no onward chain.

• Entrance hall • Sitting room • Dining room • Kitchen/breakfast room • Three bedrooms • First floor bathroom • Front and rear gardens • Double glazed windows • Town centre location Horsham 01403 248222

• Entrance porch • Cloakroom • Sitting room • Dining room • Kitchen • Master bedroom with ensuite • Two further bedrooms • Bathroom • Private rear garden • Driveway • Garage • Tucked away position • Vendor suited

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Horsham oieo £350,000 A three bedroom character cottage situated in a rarely available, tucked away location on the west side of Horsham and presented in very good decorative order.

• Dining room • Kitchen/breakfast room • Modern ground floor bathroom • Master bedroom with dressing room and ensuite WC • Two further bedrooms • Good size rear garden • Driveway • Detached garage • Vendor suited Horsham 01403 248222

Pulborough 01798 874033 Storrington 01903 742354 Horsham 01403 248222 London Mayfair 0870 112 7099

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Horsham £139,950 (Leasehold)

Horsham from £160,000 (Leasehold)

Horsham £164,950 (Leasehold)

A well presented one bedroom first floor flat located within close proximity to Horsham town centre and mainline station. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 11’10” kitchen, 12’ living room, 13’9” bedroom and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and allocated parking. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A two bedroom ground floor purpose built flat located on the North East side of Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, kitchen, 15’6 living room, two bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and allocated parking. An internal viewing is recommended.

A well presented two bedroom split level maisonette situated in the popular residential area within East Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; refitted kitchen, lounge and refitted bathroom. To the second floor are two double bedrooms. The property also benefits from gas warm air heating and allocated parking space. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A two bedroom top floor purpose built flat located on the popular west side of Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, refitted kitchen, 16’6 living room, two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from gas warm air heating, double glazing and communal parking. An internal viewing is highly recommended.

Horsham £229,950 (Leasehold)

Horsham £229,950 (Freehold)

Southwater £275,000 (Freehold)

Horsham from £550,000 (Freehold)

A well presented modern ground floor two bedroom apartment located within close proximity of Horsham Park, Town Centre & Mainline Station. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, 16’4” kitchen/breakfast room, 16’3” living room, two bedrooms (master with en-suite shower room) and bathroom. Also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing, communal gardens and garage en-bloc.

A three bedroom semi detached house situated in a popular development in North East Horsham. The accommodation comprises; kitchen/diner, living room and to the first floor are three bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from an attached single garage with off road parking and NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented three bedroom detached property situated in a cul-de-sac location within the popular village of Southwater.

The accommodation comprises; kitchen, utility area, 24’ lounge/ diner, conservatory. To the first floor are three bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage.

A well presented five bedroom detached house located in the popular Dutchells Copse area of North Horsham. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, study, downstairs cloakroom, 13’2” refitted kitchen, utility room, breakfast room\family room, 16’3” living room and separate dining room. To the first floor are five bedrooms, with en-suite facilities to master bedroom and bedroom two.

Horsham £925pcm

Horsham £550pcm

Horsham £895pcm

Horsham £675pcm

• Three bedroom house • Popular location • Fitted bathroom and shower room

• Spacious lounge • Unfurnished • Available Now

Southwater £750pcm

• Well presented two bedroom house • Patio garden • Allocated parking

• One double bedroom maisonette • Fitted kitchen • Bathroom with Shower

• Quite location • Available Now • Unfurnished

Horsham £595pcm

• Fitted kitchen • Available Now • Unfurnished

• Front & Rear Gardens • Part Furnished • Available Now

Horsham £1150pcm

Reduced • One double bedroom flat • Newly decorated • Newly fitter bathroom and kitchen

• Two bedroom house • Fully fitted kitchen • Bathroom with shower

• Off street parking • Available Now • Unfurnished

• Three bedroom house • Close to town centre • Modern fitted kitchen

Burford House | 26 Worthing Road | Horsham | RH12 1SL

• Two bedroom maisonette • Close to town centre • Off street parking

• Spacious lounge • Available Now • Unfurnished

Broadbridge Heath £925pcm

• Fitted bathroom with shower • Available April • Unfurnished

• Newly decorates three bedroom house • Off street parking • Fitted kitchen

Tenancy Deposit Scheme member

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www.kingandchasemore.co.uk Estate Agents

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Horsham, West Sussex

£199,777

Property Lawyers

Surveyors

Horsham, West Sussex

£249,999

A modern luxury apartment with en-suite situated at the back of the block away from the road.

A pretty Victorian style cottage situated on the popular West side of Horsham.

Refurbished by the current vendor to offer contemporary well presented accommodation whilst retaining a wealth of charm and character features.

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Horsham, West Sussex

£235,000

Slinfold, West Sussex

£149,950

Horsham, West Sussex

£324,995

A modern luxury ground floor apartment situated in this highly sought after gated development.

A beautifully presented two bedroom apartment, which has been extensively refurbished by the current owners, situated in the sought after semi rural village of Slinfold.

A well presented detached family home in a popular cul-de-sac location.

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Warnham, West Sussex

£149,777

Horsham, West Sussex

£149,777

Dorking, West Sussex

A well presented retirement apartment situated amongst pretty gardens with benefits including en-suite shower room and fitted kitchen.

Situated in the highly sought after Manorfields area this first floor apartment has spacious sitting room with views over the communal rear garden. Vacant possession.

A one bedroom bungalow situated in Rough Rew.

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

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Horsham Office : 01403 264441

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www.kingandchasemore.co.uk Estate Agents

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Surveyors

West Chiltington, West Sussex

£675,000

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A rare opportunity has arisen to purchase a detached bungalow located in a desirable private road. Standing in mature gardens, the property is in excellent decorative order and has benefitted from extensive refurbishment, including an En Suite to the Master Bedroom and replacement double glazed windows and doors by Everest. There are far reaching views to the front. A Double Garage and driveway offers parking for several cars and viewing is highly recommended.

A 17th Century Grade II listed detached family home with a wealth of period features and offering versatile accommodation including three bedrooms, three reception rooms and a ground floor cloakroom. Standing in generous and mature grounds, the property offers an attached garage together with driveway parking. Planning permission to extend to five bedrooms.

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

£205,000

Pulborough, West Sussex

£225,000

Storrington, West Sussex

£225,000

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This three bedroom property features a lounge/dining room, conservatory, kitchen, family bathroom, workshop and shed. There is a lawned garden to the front, whilst the rear is low maintenance and with a variety of seating areas.

Internal viewing is recommended.

A 3 bedroom mid terrace family home in the popular location of Pulborough.

Offered with no chain, the property features a refitted kitchen and offers a garden to the rear and off road parking to the front.

Three double bedroomed semi detached family house benefitting from newly installed double glazing. The kitchen has a modern range of units with inset hob and integrated oven. There is a ground floor shower room/wc and a first floor family bathroom. The property is centrally heated to radiators.

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

£229,950

Storrington, West Sussex

£279,950

West Chiltington, West Sussex

£599,950

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This two bedroom semi-detached bungalow offers flexible accommodation, approximately half a mile from the village centre. There are gardens to the front and rear and the property has been refurbished in 2010 and now features a new kitchen and bathroom. A garage to the rear offers off road parking. Viewing is essential and the property is offered with no chain.

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

This three bedroom family home is ideally situated for the village centre and offers flexible accommodation across three floors with potential to develop the ground floor into further living space, subject to planning permission. On the first floor are a kitchen, dining Room and lounge, together with cloakroom / WC and an entrance hall.

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

A modernised and well presented 3 bedroom detached bungalow in the desirable village of West Chiltington, close to local amenities. There is annexe potential, subject to the relevant permissions and the property currently offers flexible accommodation over one level. The master bedroom is ensuite and there is a conservatory over looking a generous and well tended garden.

Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

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www.kingandchasemore.co.uk Estate Agents

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Upper Beeding, West Sussex

£399,950

A detached three bedroom Bungalow situated on an elevated position with a large rear garden and panoramic views westwards from the Bungalow across the village to Chanctonbury Ring and the Downs.

• Bedrooms : 3 • Receptions : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Upper Beeding, West Sussex

£69,950

A charming one bedroom Park Home on a favoured level site on the northern outskirts of the village near country and riverside walks.

• Bedrooms : 1 • Receptions : 1 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Small Dole, West Sussex

£279,950

Situated in a quiet cul-de-sac on the east side of Small Dole this three bedroom extended semi-detached family home is offered for sale with a double garage.

• Bedrooms : 3 • Receptions : 2 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

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Steyning, West Sussex

£498,000

A charming semi-detached Victorian house in a much sought after location near the Church and convenient for the centre of this small, picturesque country town.

• Bedrooms : 4 • Receptions : 2 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Steyning, West Sussex

£205,000

An opportunity to acquire a one bedroom flint period character Cottage in a central location to Steyning village centre.

• Bedrooms : 1 • Receptions : 1 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Steyning, West Sussex

£349,950

A semi-detached three bedroom family home situated in a cul-de-sac position with no through traffic in a sought after location close to the High Street.

• Bedrooms : 3 • Receptions : 2 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Partridge Green, West Sussex

A charming older terraced, cottage style property situated in a non estate location just South of the High Street of this popular Village.

• Bedrooms : 2 • Receptions : 1 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Bramber, West Sussex

Steyning Office : 01903 815806

john d wood & co.

In London since 1872

www.mortgagescountrywide.co.uk

£585,000

A superbly presented detached family home offering versatile accommodation including potential for an annexe if required.

• Bedrooms : 4 • Receptions : 2 • Bathrooms : 2 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

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£229,950

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The Open House Specialists 2~4 East Street Horsham West Sussex RH12 1HL

01403 272022

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OPEN 10.30 - 12.00 22.05.2010

Barns green £575,000

horsham £475,000

4 Large Bedrooms ❙ 2 Spacious Reception Rooms ❙ 25’ Bespoke Kitchen ❙ 2 Modern Fitted Bathrooms ❙ Generous Parking & Garage ❙ Village Location

Four Double Bedrooms ❙ Double Glazing ❙ Extended Dining Room ❙ 80’ x 50’ South Facing Garden ❙ En Suite Shower Room ❙ Downstairs Cloakroom ❙ 25’5 x 13 ‘5 Living Room ❙ Refitted Family Bathroom ❙ No Onward Chain

OPEN HOUSE 11.00 - 12.00 08.05.2010

horsham £295,000

horsham £275,000

horsham £320,000 guide Price

horsham £210,000

Extended Family Home ❙ 4 Large Bedrooms ❙ 3 Reception Rooms ❙ 15’ Kitchen/Breakfast Room ❙ 2 Bathrooms ❙ Off Street Parking

Three Bedrooms ❙ Private South Facing Rear Garden ❙ Off Street Parking and Garage ❙ Overlooking a Small area of Green and Copse ❙ Cul-de-sac Location ❙ Sold with No Onward Chain

Spacious Detached Family Home ❙ Four bedrooms ❙ Refitted Kitchen/ Breakfast Room ❙ Refitted bathroom ❙ Driveway parking and detached garage ❙ Private corner plot garden

Two Double Bedrooms ❙ Modern Bathroom ❙ Recently Fitted Kitchen ❙ 15’ Reception Room ❙ Garage ❙ Secluded Rear Garden

storrington £650,000

horsham £560,000

Rural Location ❙ Four Bedrooms ❙ 3 Bathrooms ❙ 28’ Dual Aspect Lounge Diner ❙ Fitted Kitchen Breakfast Room ❙ Galleried Landing with Glass Atrium ❙ Study ❙ Large South Facing Rear Garden ❙ Driveway and Off Street Parking for Several Vehicles

4 Good Size Bedrooms ❙ Ensuite to Master Bedroom ❙ 4 Large Reception Rooms ❙ 18’ Kitchen/Breakfast Room ❙ Large Rear Garden ❙ Garage And Off Street Parking ❙ In Need Of Some Updating ❙ No Ongoing Chain

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North Horsham £479,950

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Detached 4 Bedrooms 3 Reception Rooms Double Attached Garage

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2 Bedrooms Semi Detached Bungalow Conservatory Front & Rear Gardens Garage & Driveway

Horsham £265,000

Barns Green £249,500

Horsham £225,000

Broadbridge Heath £239,950

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3 Bedrooms End of Terrace Two Storey Extension Garage Village Location

3 Bedrooms Lounge/Diner Gas Central Heating Front & Rear Gardens

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Horsham £224,950

Billingshurst £219,950

Horsham £169,950

Horsham £165,000

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1 Bedroom First Floor Apartment Situated in Town Centre Double Glazed

Horsham £137,950

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1 Bedroom Ground Floor Apartment Communal Parking

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Detached home in Storrington

Guy Leonard & Co at Storrington are very pleased to be instructed to market this extremely well presented and delightful detached modern property in Dean Way for sale.

Constructed approximately eight years ago, the property comprises of an entrance hall leading to the sitting room with attractive real flame gas fire.

From here there is a good size kitchen/dining room with glazed double doors opening out onto the rear garden. Further doors take you to the cloakroom and the integral garage.

To the first floor the princi-

pal bedroom benefits from two double built-in wardrobes and an ensuite shower room.

There are two further bedrooms and a family bathroom.

Externally a block paved driveway provides parking and leads you to the garage.

The front garden is laid to lawn with flower beds.

To the rear the garden is landscaped with paved patio, lawn area and flower beds.

The property has a guide price of £296,000 For further information, or an appointment to view please contact Guy Leonard & Company on (01903) 742354.

Tories blast Hips Virtually no-one is happy with the current home information pack (Hips) situation, the Conservative shadow local government and planning minister has stated.

Bob Neill, speaking in a Property Week webinar, says: "Overwhelmingly the professionals in the housing world

that I have spoken to - and estate agents, surveyors and lawyers - all say it doesn't add anything. It is just a needless burden."

He advises that if the Conservatives were voted into power in the upcoming general election, the party would revoke the current legislation and abolish Hips.

Perfect Pick Monkhouse & Bannister offer this substantial family house with a six car garage and indoor swimming pool in Amberley for sale.

Pickwick stands at the foot of the South Downs, adjoining the outskirts of the popular and picturesque village of Amberley.

The property is approached from the road through a pillared and gated entrance on to a gravelled drive which sweeps through the garden to a large gravelled parking and turning area.

The house was built during the 1970s with brick elevations under a tiled roof with additions which have part tile hung gables, most of the windows have double glazed replacement units.

The principal entrance to the house is through a portico with pillars and a panelled front door opening into entrance lobby, entrance hall, cloakroom, triple aspect

drawing room, dining room, well equipped family kitchen/breakfast room with limestone tiled floor and a family/sitting room almost 17’6 square.

A turning staircase rises to the first floor galleried landing providing access to bedroom 1 with bathroom en-suite, 3 further bedrooms, a box/computer room and a recently re-fitted family bathroom.

A superb addition to the

house is the indoor swimming pool complex which incorporates a swimming pool. Adjoining the principal pool area is a lobby with paved floor and doors off to a fitted sauna, separate WC, shower with mosaic tiled floor, plant room, store/utility area.

The totally secluded garden includes a fine willow and other ornamental trees together with a border and lawn leading round to the side of

the house where there is an ornamental pond with a fountain and stone paved surround with a water garden beyond.

In all the property extends to about ¾ of an acre. The property has a guide price of £695,000.

Monkhouse & Bannisters have been appointed as sole agents.

Call 01798 872081 or email sales@monkhouse.co.uk for more details

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Horsham £1000pcm Four Bedroom House Close to train station Modern kichen/breakfast room

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81973 The Copse Southwater

£525 pcm

• Well presented 1 bedroom ground floor flat • Situated in a popular village location • Bathroom with electric shower • Residents private allocated parking • Available on an unfurnished basis

519035 Partridge Green £750 pcm

273284 Horsham

• Pleasantly situated 2 bedroom optionally furnished house • Set in a quiet close in a popular village location • Lounge / dining room with doors to rear garden • 1 double bedroom and further good size bedroom • Private garden and residents parking

86459 Broadbridge Heath

£575 pcm

183228 Central Horsham • Good size 2 bedroom unfurnished conversion flat • Situated within a stones throw of the town centre • Lounge with wood laminate flooring • Re-fitted kitchen with appliances • Re-fitted bathroom with power shower

316198 North Parade, Horsham

£595 pcm

• Well presented 1 bedroom unfurnished flat • Situated within walking distance of the town • Re-fitted beech style kitchen with appliances • Double bedroom with fitted cupboards • Well kept communal gardens and parking

• Well presented and modern 1 bedroom house • Set in a quiet residential close • Good size bedroom with fitted wardrobes • Gas central heating system • Offered unfurnished

£715 pcm

621124 Horsham

• Exceptionally spacious 2 bedroom luxury apartment • Set in a highly sought after area close to Horsham town centre • Large open plan kitchen/dining room with Aga • Impressive reception room and conservatory

625019 North Parade, Horsham

£650 pcm

• 1 bedroom ground floor apartment close to town • Bright and neutrally decorated dual aspect lounge • Good sized double bedroom with fitted wardrobes • Fitted kitchen with appliances and laminate flooring • Available unfurnished

£800 pcm

• Modern 2 bedroom unfurnished terrace house • Situated in a popular residential area • Lounge / dining room with doors to garden • Double glazing throughout and GCH • Enclosed rear garden with patio area

166451 Horsham £1800 pcm

£575 pcm

• Purpose-built 1 bedroom ground floor flat • Situated in a quiet residential area • Modern fitted kitchen with appliances • Double bedroom with built-in wardrobes • Unfurnished - Residents parking

140476 Central Horsham • Very spacious 3 bedroom maisonette • Situated right in the centre of town • Fitted beech style kitchen • Large lounge overlooking Carfax • Available on an unfurnished basis

201996 Close to town centre

£660 pcm

• Particularly spacious 1 bedroom 2nd floor flat • Situated close to train station and town centre • Bright and airy lounge with large picture window • Allocated parking and laminate flooring • Well maintained communal areas and grounds

£820 pcm

453597 Pulborough

82963 Horsham

£675 pcm

• Modern unfurnished 2 bedroom first floor flat • In central location close to station and town centre • Lounge/dining room with bay window • Double bedroom with built in wardrobes • Allocated parking and communal gardens

£850 pcm

• Near new 2 double bedroom luxury ground floor apartment • Within walking distance of the mainline station • Modern fully fitted kitchen featuring integrated appliances • Contemporary bathroom with high pressure shower • Security system, GCH, DG and secure parking. Unfurnished

620582 Horsham

£975 pcm

• Modern 2 bedroom unfurnished house • Situated in a gated development • Modern fully fitted kitchen with integrated appliances • Master bedroom with modern en-suite shower room • Benefits include GCH, DG and undercover parking

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For a fresh approach to Residential Letting www.linesandjames.com £875pcm

Broadbridge Heath

£500pcm

Broadbridge Heath

£575pcm

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A two bedroom ground floor period apartment situated in easy reach of the mainline station and town centre.

Dual aspect reception room with fireplace Modern kitchen/breakfast room Two good sized bedrooms Garden and parking Unfurnished | Available Early July £595pcm

Horsham

£600pcm

A well presented one bedroom terraced house situated in a small cul-de-sac in Broadbridge Heath.

Large studio room

Fitted kitchen

Fitted kitchen

Living room with bay window

Parking

Double bedroom

Good access to A24/A264

Allocated parking

Unfurnished | Available End of June

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Horsham

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A ground floor studio flat situated within walking distance of local amenities.

A spacious first floor flat situated in walking distance of the mainline station and town centre.

A one bedroom split level maisonette with large roof garden situated with easy access to the A264.

Well presented

Spacious accommodation

Lounge/diner with bay window

Lounge/diner

Fitted kitchen with appliances

Fitted kitchen

Pretty communal garden

Walking distance of local amenities

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Three bedrooms Two reception room Beautiful countryside views Large garden Unfurnished

£2200pcm

Horsham

£600pcm

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A most delightful detached cottage which will undergo complete refurbishment situated in an idyllic rural location.

A wonderful farmhouse with a wealth of character situated in a rural location on the fringe of Horsham town.

Four Bedrooms Three reception rooms Two full modern bathrooms Pretty garden & storage barn Unfurnished | Available May

01403 2 1 0 0 88 24 Worthing Road, Horsham, RH12 1SL lettings@linesandjames.com

A one bedroom house situated in a cul-de-sac off Hill Farm Lane.

A three bedroom terraced house situated only a short walk from Littlehaven station and local amenities.

Living room with laminate flooring

Good sized accommodation

Bathroom with shower

Wardrobes in all bedrooms

Courtyard garden

Eat in kitchen

Parking

Bathroom with shower

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Broadbridge Heath

£3,950 pcm

£3,000 pcm

A fantastic four bedroom, three bathrooms cottage with outdoor heated swimming pool, surrounded by fields close to Horsham town centre. Available for short term and long term lets.

A very spacious six bedroom, three reception rooms detached barn conversion with two barns and tennis courts located on the outskirts of Broadbridge Heath village.

Burgess Hill

Partridge Green

£2,950 pcm

£2,700 pcm

A fantastic large six double bedroom detached Victorian house with self contained annex and attractive gardens measuring approximately 1.5 acres situated Keymer Road, Burgess Hill.

A delightful well presented and attractive detached spacious seven bedroom family home with stunning views located in the village of Partridge Green just on the outskirts of Henfield.

Burgess Hill

Cuckfield

£2,200 pcm

A superb four bedroom detached Victorian house with two reception rooms, two bathrooms and a large rear garden located on Keymer Road, Burgess Hill.

£1,800 pcm

Available from July - September for a short term let only. A charming three/four bedroom character cottage situated off a private lane on the outskirts of Cuckfield and is surrounded by superb countryside views.

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horsham £600pcm under offer

horsham £975pcm under offer

horsham £925pcm let similar required

coolham £1500pcm

Two bed part-furnished flat above shops

Three bed unfurnished house

Three bed unfurnished flat above shops in Horsham town centre

Two bed unfurnished barn conversion in stunning location

horsham £775pcm let similar required

billingshurst £595pcm

horsham £595pcm under offer

horsham £725pcm let similar required

Two bed unfurnished house with garage in block

One bed unfurnished converted cottage

One bed ground floor unfurnished flat

Two bed furnished house available April

horsham £695pcm

storrington £895pcm

broadbridge heath £525pcm let similar required

horsham £800pcm let similar required

Two bed unfurnished flat above shops

Three bed unfurnished house

One bed unfurnished ground floor flat with garden available and on March

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Believe in Phaet Volkswagen has unveiled the revised Phaeton at the Beijing Motor Show.

Featuring a new look and technologies, the updated Phaeton builds on what is already one of the most advanced and thoroughly engineered cars on the road today.

Built in a state of the art transparent factory in Dresden, the new Phaeton features a new face, comprising a pair of bi-xenon headlight units complete with LED running lights and a new grille featuring two pronounced horizontal bars to lend the car a more imposing stance.

Elsewhere, new front wings and a reprofiled bonnet are joined by a revised front bumper, complete with chrome strips and a set of LED fog lights.

At the rear, a set of light units fitted with intricate lenses sit above a redesigned bumper. Finally, new alloys wheels complete the changes to the outside of

the car.

Inside, a new steering wheel and a colour electronic display ahead of the driver are joined by fresh trim finishes and, for the first time on a Volkswagen, the option of Google Maps on the RNS810 satellite navigation system. Feeding power and information between these and other vehicle systems are over 2,000 separate cables measuring 3.2 k m

connecting to 60 control units.

The air conditioning system on the Phaeton remains one of the most advanced in the world.

As well as featuring a humidity monitoring function to avoid the vehicle misting up in all conditions, the Phaeton W12’s 4Zone climate control system is designed to be capable of maintaining a steady interior tempera-

ture of 22 degrees Celsius while the vehicle is at a constant speed of 186 mph in an ambient temperature of 50 degrees.

While this situation is unlikely to be encountered by the majority of motorists, the climate control systems, aerodynamics, brakes, suspension, steering system and even wipers have been designed to cope with speeds far exceeding the norm of 0-155 mph.

The new Phaeton retains a very high level of standard equipment including 4MOTION all-wheel drive, Continuous Damping Control (CDC) adjustable air suspension, leather trim, satellite navigation, 18-way adjustable electric seats, a laminated finish to all glass areas and a total of eight airbags.

The go faster strip is not dead! It’s alive, well, and on the psychological level of a 17year-old is faster than ever!

The thoroughbred lineage of fast Fords has a new addition to the family, in the eye-catching new Fiesta S1600.

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They are available now from Ford dealers, priced from £16,665 on-the-road.

The Mercedes-Benz G-Class is set to return to UK roads in the autumn, with a choice of diesel or supercharged petrol engines.

The G 350 CDI and G 55 AMG KOMPRESSOR will be exclusively available from the Specialist Products Division at Mercedes-Benz World at Brooklands as will the G 300 CDI Professional.

The new Phaeton goes on sale this August with prices and specifications set to be announced soon

The Ferrari 599XX is the first ever production-derived sports car to break the 7minute barrier on the classic 20.832 km Nordschleife circuit, lapping in 6min 58 sec.

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Older and wider Audi has stretched the bounds of luxury saloon comfort even further in the new long wheel base version of its flagship A8 saloon.

The A8 incorporates an additional 130mm of wheelbase and body length, the latter concentrated at the rear to provide even more exceptional passenger accommodation.

Lat week the car made its world public debut at the Beijing Motor Show, and it is due to open for UK order in late July priced from around £58,000.

The new Audi A8 L will also be further refined by an extensively reworked version of the twelve cylinder W12 petrol engine offering further i m -

proved power and efficiency.

The 130mm increase takes the length of the new A8 L to 5,267 millimeters, and the wheelbase has grown by the same amount to 3,122mm.

Lightweight aluminium employed for all elements bar the safety boosting high strength steel B pillars ensures that the extended Audi Space Frame (ASF) body, like its standard wheelbase counterpart, weighs around 40 per cent less than an all-steel equiva-

lent.

Power will come courtesy of four engines – the 3.0-litre TDI (250PS), the 4.2-litre TDI (350PS), the 4.2-litre FSI (372PS) and, exclusively for the long wheelbase model, the W12, which in its latest application has been bored out from

6.0-litres to 6.3-litres, and incorporates FSI direct petrol injection in the interest of optimum economy and emissions control.

Maximum power has increased by 50PS over the previous version to 500PS, and the 45Nm higher torque peak of 625 Nm arrives at 3,250 rpm.

British Styling

Caterham Cars has teamed up with another iconic British company, Lambretta Clothing, to give its legendary Seven sportscar a visual overhaul for a unique 2010 Special Edition.

The British-owned fashion label, which is based in London’s famous Carnaby Street, has drawn

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There’s loads of cars we could feature from the Cannonball Run. There’s Roger Moore sending himself up in a DB5, the two smokin’ hot girls in the Lamborghini Countach, Sammy Davis and Dean Martin in a Ferrari 308 GTS, not to mention Burt Reynolds in a 1978 Dodge Sportsman ambulance. But for us, the pick of all the cars is, just about, Jackie Chan and Michael Hui’s 1980 Subaru.

Quite how they don’t win is beyond us. Jackie is Japan’s

number one racing driver, and Michael the country’s number one scientist - although they actually speak Cantonese all the way through the movie (which is why the Japanese TV presenter looks so utterly confused in one scene - he doesn’t understand what’s going on!)

The high-tech, computerladen Subaru GL 4WD hatchback has a rocket engine and the team is able to turn off their car's headlights and use infrared sensors for racing at night.

It means they are able to elude the police (the only non-Cantonese language in one scene is ‘Smoky’!)

Jackie Chan is seen watching a pornographic film on his TV built inside his car at one point. The film shown is the Marilyn Chambers classic Behind the Green Door, and it almost causes him to crash, and they later join a dune buggy race but are able to rocket blast their way out, in what must surely be one of the biggest car jumps in motion picture history!

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06(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Auto, 5 Door, 25K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £5,999

06(06) Audi A3 2L TDi Sport, 59K Hatch, E/W, ABS, 1 Owner .................... £10,999

04(54) Citroen Picasso 1.6 HDi Exclusive, 50K MPV, A/C, 1 Owner, FSH ......................... £5,999

07(07) Saab 9-3 1.9 Turbo Diesel 150 Vector, 18K, E/M, E/W, Alloys, 1 Owner ............ £10,999

04(04) BMW 525 iSE Auto, 44K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full leather ............ £12,699

05(05) Citroen C3 SX 104, 5 Door, 18K A/C, PAS, 1 Owner, FSH ......................... £5,399

05(05) Skoda Fabia 1.2 Class 5dr, 48K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Lady Owner, SH....... £3,999

06(56) Seat Ibiza 1.4 16v Sport, 3 Door, 48K A/C, 1 Lady Owner .................................. £5,499

01(Y) Nissan Primera 2.0S, 75K Estate, A/C, ABS, FSH ............................ £2,399

05(54) Mini Cooper 3dr Chili Pack, 51K Hatch, Half Leather, Metallic ................... £7,699

04(04) Volvo S60 D5 SE Auto, 62K Saloon, A/C, ABS, FSH ........................... £6,999

06(56) Citroen C4 SX 16v 5dr Auto, 13K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Lady Owner............... £6,499

03(53) Audi A3 2.0 Fsi Sport 3dr, 33K Hatch, A/C, EW, 1 Owner ........................ £8,399

08(08) Peugeot 207 1.4 SW, 10K Estate, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H ....................... £8,699

06(06) Lexus IS 220 Sport Media Pack, 46K Saloon, 18” Alloys, MP3, Xenon............ £12,999

08(08) Ford Fusion 1.4 Zetec Climate 5dr, 19K Hatch, E/W, E/M, 1 Private Owner .......... £6,999

07(56) Hyundai 2.0 S111 Auto, 20K Coupe, Alloys, Full Leather, FSH ............. £9,999

07(57) Citroen C3 Cool 1.4 HDi, 5 Door, 34K Hatchback, ABS, E/M, E/W, 1 Owner ..... £6,499

08(08) Chrysler 300C CRD 3.0, 20K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full Leather ........... £15,999

04(54) Toyota Avensis T Spirit D-4d TDI 5dr 59K, Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, FSH ......... £7,299

05(54) Peugeot 307 2 Litre SW Auto, 18K Estate, A/C, Alloys, ABS, EW .................. £5,699

07(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate 5dr, 13K Hatch, A/C, ABS, E/M ............................. £7,399

06(56) Honda Civic 1.8 Sport 5dr 65d, 38K Hatch, A/C, PAS, Alloys, FSH.................. £9,999

04(04) Hyundai Elantra CDX Crtd 2.0 5dr, 68K Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, 1 Lady Owner .. £3,699

08(08) Citroen C4 Grand Picasso 1.6 Auto, 7K 7 Seater, A/C, ABS, EW, 1 Owner ......... £13,999

05(54) Mercedes E320 Di Elegance Auto, 44K Saloon, Full leather, Alloys, FSH............ £13,699

03(53) Renault Megane 1.6, 5 Door, 48K Hatchback, 1 Owner, S/H ........................ £4,599

04(54) Mercedes E270 CDI Avant-garde, 44K Saloon, Full Leather, FSH ...................... £13,699

04(54) Jaguar X-Type 2.0 SE TDi, 31K Saloon, A/C, ABS, 1 Lady Owner, SH ... £8,999

05(05) Nissan 350Z V6 Sports, 39K Coupe, Alloys, Full Leather, FSH ........... £14,999

05(05) Jaguar X-Type SE 2.0 TDi, 54K Saloon, Alloys, A/C, Full Leather ............. £9,499

07(07) Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 5dr, 21K Hatchback, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner .............. £8,699

08(08) Nissan Note 1.6 Tekna Hatch, 16K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner ...................... £7,999

05(05) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate TDCi, 43K Hatchback, A/C, E/M, E/W, CD ............... £6,999

05(54) Toyota Celica 1.8 VVTi Blue Special Edition, 38K, Full Leather, 1 Lady Owner £8,699

Further Stock

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02(52) Fiat Punto 1.2 Active Sport 3dr Hatch, 66K Miles............................ £2,599 03(53) Mercedes-Benz C220 Avant-Garde SE, 62K Miles ......................... £8,699 06(06) Renault Clio 1.6 Dynamic 5dr, 24K Miles............................................ £5,999 06(56) BMW 116i Sport 5dr, 20K Miles .......................................................... £10,999

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Saturday TV BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. 11.30 Great British Menu. (R) 12.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

12.15 Football Focus. 1.00 Inside Sport: Phil Packer — A Major Mountain to Climb. 1.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship. The concluding session of the first semi-final. 4.30 Final Score. 5.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 5.25 All New Total Wipeout.

6.25 Doctor Who. Part two of two. The Time Lord is trapped by an army of Weeping Angels, and his only chance of escape is to climb through the wreckage of the crashed space liner.

7.10 Over the Rainbow. The seven remaining contestants perform, hoping to impress the judges.

8.10 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins. Nick Knowles hosts the show in which two pairs of strangers team up, each battling to outdo the other. Last in the series.

9.00 Casualty. Adam prepares to sacrifice his life for Lyn’s release.

9.50 BBC News; Weather; National Lottery Update.

10.15 Match of the Day. Including highlights of Manchester City v Aston Villa.

11.25 The Football League Show. Highlights.

12.25 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross; (R) Weatherview. 1.30 Sign Zone: Five Daughters. (R) 2.30 The Man Who Cycled the Americas. (R) 3.20 Banded Brothers — The Mongoose Mob. (R) 4.20 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 12.00 BBC Switch: Degrassi: The Next Generation. 12.25 BBC Switch: The Cut. 12.50 BBC Switch: Myths. (R) 12.55 BBC Switch: Myths. (R) 1.00 BBC Switch: Myths. (R) 1.10 BBC Switch: Myths. (R) 1.15 BBC Switch: Myths. (R) 1.20 BBC Switch: The 5:19 Show. 1.35 BBC Switch: Off the Hook. (R)

2.05 BBC Switch: Revealed. 2.20 Film: Flower Drum Song. (1961) Romantic musical comedy, with Miyoshi Umeki and James Shigeta. 4.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship.

The concluding session of the first semi-final. 5.30 Dad’s Army. (R) 6.00 Coast. Neil Oliver visits the Channel Islands. (R) 6.20 Newsnight.

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship.

The scheduled conclusion of the second semi-final.

9.40 I’m in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Band. New series.

Examining what makes the ultimate rock ‘n’ roll band.

10.40 Heroes. Claire learns the dark secrets of Noah's past.

11.25 Heroes.

12.05 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated. (R) 12.35 Film: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

(2001) Comedy, starring Jason Mewes. 2.10 Film: Double Take.

(2001) Action comedy, starring Orlando Jones. 3.35 Close.

ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 9.55 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 10.25 The Lakes. (R) 10.55 Monk. 11.50 News; Weather.

12.09 Regional Programme.

12.10 This Morning: Saturday.

1.10 Midsomer Murders. (R) 3.15 Film: The Secret of My Success.

(1987) Comedy, starring Michael J Fox. 5.15 Creature Comforts.

(R) 5.30 Regional Programmes.

5.45 ITV News; Weather.

6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

A to Z. Camcorder calamities. (R) 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards.

Game show, hosted by Vernon Kay and Caroline Flack.

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent.

The auditions continue, with Ant and Dec. 9.00 The Prisoner. Six is enlisted to spy on villagers who dream of a world beyond the compound.

10.00 FILM: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.

(2006) Premiere. Motorracing adventure, with Lucas Black. Continues after the news.

11.15 ITV News; Weather.

11.30 FILM: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.

(2006) Premiere.

Concluded.

12.10 Nightwatch; (R) ITV News.

1.00 Film: Just Visiting. (2001) Comedy. 2.30 Nightwatch. (R) 3.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.05 Sali Mali. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 World Sport. 7.25 Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup. 8.00 The Morning Line. 8.55 T4: Friends. (R) 9.25 T4: Friends. (R) 9.55 T4: Dizzee Rascal: Video Exclusive. 10.00 T4: 90210. 11.05 T4: Friends. (R) 11.40 T4: Christina Aguilera: Video Exclusive. 11.45 T4: Frock Me. (R) 12.20 T4: Koko Pop. 12.55 T4: Smallville. 1.50 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Goodwood.

3.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 6.00 Come Dine with Me. (R) 6.30 Channel 4 News.

7.00 Party Election Broadcast.

7.05 Blitz Street. Tony Robinson’s focus turns to the SC1000 bomb.

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8.00 SAS: The Real Story.

The unit’s role in counter-terrorism. (R) 9.05 FILM: The Transporter.

(2002) Action adventure, starring Jason Statham.

10.50 FILM: Sleepy Hollow.

(1999) Horror, starring Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci.

12.55 You Have Been Watching.

(R) 1.40 What About Brian. (R) 2.25 Beauty & the Geek. 3.55 St Elsewhere. (R) 4.45 Three Hungry Boys.

(R) 5.10 Countdown. (R) 5.55 The Treacle People. (R)

Five 6.00 Sunrise. 7.00 Milkshake!

10.00 UEFA Europa League Highlights. 10.35 Red Bull Air Race. 11.35 The Gadget Show.

(R) 12.35 Chinese Food in Minutes. (R) 1.05 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times. (R) 2.05 Zoo Days. (R) 2.30 Film: Mutiny on the Bounty.

(1962) Maritime adventure, starring Marlon Brando and Trevor Howard.

6.00 Five News.

6.05 FILM: Two Mules for Sister Sara. (1970) A grizzled drifter rescues a nun from a gang of rapists and gets roped into escorting her across the Mexican desert. Don Siegel’s Western, with Clint Eastwood.

8.10 NCIS. A Marine colonel is killed in an explosion.

(R) 9.00 CSI: NY. Two murders are linked to a gold fraud operation.

9.55 Law & Order. A man is mysteriously killed after desecrating a treasured edition of the Hebrew Torah, brought from Poland to America. With Alan Miller, Zach Grenier and Mark Feuerstein.

10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A horse trainer dies in mysterious circumstances. (R) 11.50 Cops in Crisis.

Harrowing tales of survival told by police officers.

12.10 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline.

(R) 5.10 The Milkshake! Show.

(R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.00 Holiday Airport: Orlando. 4.00 Britain’s Got More Talent. 5.00 American Idol 7.00 New Homes from Hell 2009. 8.00 Superhuman — Giants. 9.00 Britain’s Got More Talent. 10.00 Celebrity Juice. 10.45 Film: Waterworld (1995)

ITV3 3.05 Pie in the Sky. 4.15 The Darling Buds of May. 5.15 Ladies of Letters. 5.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 7.45 Goodbye Mr Chips.

10.00 A Touch of Frost. 11.35 Murder in Mind.

ITV4 2.25 British Touring Car Championship Highlights. 4.00 Film: 633 Squadron (1964) 5.55 The Professionals. 6.55 The Sweeney.

8.00 Minder. 9.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 11.10 Film: The Keeper (2004)

BBC THREE 7.00 The Real Hustle on Holiday. 7.10 Doctor Who Confidential. 7.55 Top Gear. 9.00 Film: The Lake House (2006) 10.35 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra. 11.20 Family Guy

BBC FOUR 7.00 African Railway. 8.00 Wonders of the Solar System. 9.00 Wallander. 10.25 Spanish Flu: The Forgotten Fallen. 11.25 Make ‘em Laugh.

E4 2.25 Hollyoaks. 5.00 Friends 6.00 90210. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. 8.00 Friends 9.00 Film: East Is East (1999) 10.55 Film: The Beach (1999)

FILM4 3.20 Son of the Mask (2004) 5.10 When Eight Bells Toll (1971) 7.00 Tilda Swinton on I Am Love. 7.10 Clueless (1995) 9.00 X-Men (2000) 11.00 Timecrimes (2007)

SKY1 3.00 WWE: Smackdown. 5.00 Pineapple Dance Studios. 6.00 Futurama. 6.30 Glenn Martin, DDS. 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Lie to Me. 9.00 Film: Back to the Future Part II (1989) 11.05 Fringe.

Sunday TV BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 7.45 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.00 The Big Questions.

11.00 The Politics Show. 12.40 Match of the Day Live. Coverage of a match on the final day of the Championship season (Kick-off 1.00pm). 3.10 EastEnders. 5.00 Points of View. 5.15 Songs of Praise. 5.50 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

6.15 Countryfile. Julia Bradbury and Matt Baker recall their favourite countryside activities of the past year on a visit to the National Mountain Centre in North Wales, including micro-gliding.

7.15 Over the Rainbow. The results of the live show are announced.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow.

Fiona Bruce presents a second programme from the Old Royal Naval College at Greenwich, where items include a rare set of medals and a Lalique glass figure found under a bed.

9.00 Modern Masters. New series. The work of the 20th century’s greatest artists.

10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

10.25 Match of the Day 2.

Liverpool v Chelsea and Sunderland v Manchester United.

11.35 The Football League Show. The final day of the regular Championship season.

12.25 The Sky at Night; Weatherview. 12.50 Sign Zone: Great British Menu. (R) 1.20 Five Daughters. (R) 2.20 Holby City.

(R) 3.20 Great Ormond Street.

(R) 4.20 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 10.00 Something for the Weekend. 11.30 Escape to the Country. A couple search for their first home in south Bedfordshire. 12.30 Live MotoGP. The Spanish Grand Prix.

2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship. 5.30 Film: Dad’s Army. (1971) British comedy, starring Arthur Lowe.

7.00 Don’t Panic! The Dad’s Army Story. Victoria Wood pays tribute to the timeless humour of Dad’s Army, introducing classic moments from the long-running series.

Contributors include stars Clive Dunn and Ian Lavender. (R) 7.50 Live Snooker: The World Championship.

Hazel Irvine and Rishi Persad present further coverage from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, featuring the second session of the final and a scheduled eight frames.

Subsequent programmes subject to change.

11.00 Eyewitness. The unreliability of witness testimony from victims of crime. Last in the series.

12.00 Film: Harper. (1966) Detective thriller, starring Paul Newman. 1.55 Film: Let’s Get Lost. (1988) 3.55 Close.

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Coronation Street. 11.45 News; Weather.

12.04 Regional Programme.

12.05 This Morning: Sunday. 1.10 Film: Columbo: Double Shock.

(1973) Detective drama, with Peter Falk and Martin Landau.

2.40 Survival with Ray Mears. (R) 3.40 Britain’s Got Talent. (R) 4.40 Film: About a Boy. (2002) Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Toni Collette.

6.05 Sali Mali. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 The Grid. 7.30 Volkswagen Racing Cup. 7.55 Superbike World Championship 2010. (R) 8.25 Freesports on 4. 8.55 T4: Hollyoaks. 11.25 T4: Glee. (R) 12.30 T4: Frock Me. 1.00 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Salisbury. 4.10 Deal or No Deal.

4.55 Killer Volcanoes.

6.25 Regional Programmes.

6.40 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 Survival with Ray Mears. Tracking wolves in Idaho’s Sawtooth Mountain range. Last in the series.

8.00 Coronation Street.

Norris is injured while trying to escape from Mary.

8.30 Lewis. New series. After a body is found on an Oxford tour bus, the detectives are led to a country estate where Hathaway spent much of his childhood.

10.30 ITV News; Weather.

10.45 The South Bank Show Revisited. Melvyn Bragg interviews artist David Hockney.

6.00 Time Team. Hunting for Roman artefacts in the River Tees.

7.00 Channel 4 News.

7.30 Election Uncovered: What They Won’t Tell Us. Jon Snow studies the main parties’ manifesto pledges.

11.45 FILM: The Birds. (1963); ITV News Headlines.

1.50 Champions League Weekly.

2.20 Motorsport UK. High-speed coverage. 3.10 Coastal Kitchen.

(R) 3.35 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

9.00 The Restoration Man. Converting an old coach house in East Sussex.

10.00 The Volcano That Stopped Britain. The eruption that grounded European airlines in April.

11.05 Bremner, Bird and Fortune — The Daily Wind-Up. New series.

The satirists provide a commentary on the runup to the General Election.

12.10 Film: Chaudhvin Ka Chand. (1960) 3.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune — The Daily WindUp. (R) 3.55 Hill Street Blues. (R) 4.45 Three Hungry Boys. (R) 5.10 Countdown. 5.55 The Hoobs. (R)

Five 6.00 Sunrise. 7.00 Milkshake!: Elmo’s World. 7.15 The WotWots.

(R) 7.30 Little Lodgers. (R) 7.35 Chiro. (R) 7.40 Noddy in Toyland.

(R) 7.50 Fireman Sam. (R) 8.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 8.10 Mist: Sheepdog Tales. (R) 8.25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky. (R) 8.45 Igam Ogam. (R) 9.00 Olivia. (R) 9.15 The Mr Men Show. (R) 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing. (R) 10.00 Great Edinburgh Run 2010. Live coverage of the annual 10km race. 11.30 Ice Patrol. (R) 12.30 Cowboy Builders. (R) 1.30 The Gadget Show. (R) 1.40 Film: Lawrence of Arabia. (1962) Oscar-winning epic drama, starring Peter O’Toole. 5.50 Five News. 5.55 Film: The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. (1974) Arabian adventure, with John Phillip Law. 7.55 Five News.

8.00 FILM: Hellboy. (2004) A demon baby summoned during a thwarted Nazi experiment grows up to be a US government agent fighting against supernatural evil. Action fantasy, starring Ron Perlman and John Hurt.

10.20 FILM: Dog Soldiers.

(2002) A squad of soldiers on weekend manoeuvres in the Scottish Highlands faces a fight for survival against a pack of flesheating werewolves.

Horror, with Sean Pertwee.

12.25 UEFA Europa League Highlights. (R) 1.00 SuperCasino.

4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake!

Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2

3.40 Holiday Showdown. 4.40 Britain’s Got More Talent. 5.40 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 6.00 Animals Do the Funniest Things.

7.00 Britain’s Got Talent. 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent. 9.00 Film: What Women Want (2000) 11.40 Coronation Street.

ITV3

2.05 Hidden Treasure. 4.15 Goodbye Mr Chips.

6.30 Ladies of Letters. 6.55 Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Best of the Royal Variety. 9.00 Film: Mermaids (1990) 11.15 Monsignor Renard.

ITV4

11.30 Live British Touring Car Championship.

6.00 World’s Wildest Police Videos. 7.00 The Professionals. 8.00 The Sweeney. 9.00 Ultimate Force. 10.00 Film: The Hitcher (1986)

BBC THREE

7.00 World’s Strictest Parents. 8.00 Doctor Who. 8.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 9.00 Autistic Driving School. 10.00 Heroes. 10.40 Family Guy 11.25 American Dad! 11.50 Blood, Sweat and Luxuries.

BBC FOUR

7.00 Beauty of Maps 8.00 Lost Kingdoms of Africa. 9.00 Maps: Power, Plunder and Possession. 10.00 History of Safari with Richard E Grant. 11.30 South Africa in Pictures.

E4

3.10 Film: Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005) 5.00 Friends 6.30 Scrubs 7.30 Friends 9.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 Samantha Who? 11.55 Being Erica.

FILM4

3.10 Batman (1966) 5.15 Tilda Swinton on I Am Love. 5.25 Murder, She Said (1961) 7.10 The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 9.00 I, Robot (2004) 11.10 Equilibrium (2002)

SKY1

3.00 Oops TV. 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family. 5.30 The Simpsons. 6.00 Pineapple Dance Studios. 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Oops TV. 9.00 24. 10.00 House. 11.00 Bones.

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Monday BBC1

6.00 Breakfast. 9.00 Hospital Heroes.

9.45 Homes Under the Hammer. (R) 10.45 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.15 Cash in the Attic. (R) 12.10 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.55 BBC News; Weather. 1.10 Regional News; Weather.

1.15 Film: Antz. (1998) Animated comedy, with the voice of Woody Allen. 2.35 Film: Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. (2004) Comedy adventure, starring Jim Carrey. 4.10 Escape to the Country. (R) 4.55 Weakest Link Special. 5.55 Party Election Broadcast. 6.00 BBC News. 6.20 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.30 Countryfile’s Spring Special. 7.30 Bang Goes the Theory. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 Inspector George Gently. (R) 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show.

11.20 Late Kick Off. 11.50 Film: Fakers. (2004) Premiere. Crime comedy, starring Matthew Rhys; Springwatch Weatherview. 1.15 Sign Zone: Five Daughters. (R) 2.15 Jimmy’s Global Harvest. (R) 3.15 Great British Menu. (R) 3.45 BBC News.

BBC2

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 CBeebies. 11.00 Castle in the Country. (R) 11.30 Daily Politics Election Special.

12.30 Badminton Horse Trials. 2.15 Daily Politics Election Debates. 3.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship. The third and penultimate session of the final. 5.55 Badminton Horse Trials. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast. (R) 6.30 Great British Menu. 7.00 The Hairy Bakers. (R) 7.30 Newsnight.

8.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship. The concluding session of the final. 11.00 Davis v Taylor: The ’85 Black Ball Final. 12.00 Grumpy Old Men. (R) 12.30 Film: Ae Fond Kiss. (2004) Romantic drama, starring Atta Yaqub and Eva Birthistle. 2.10 BBC News. 3.15 The Super League Show. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 10.30 60 Minute Makeover.

(R) 11.30 Daily Cooks Challenge. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (R) 4.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.10 Party Election Broadcast. 6.15 ITV News; Weather. 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Countrywise. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Nile. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather.

10.15 Film: Unforgiven. (1992) Oscar-winning Western, starring Clint Eastwood. 12.35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency; (R) ITV News Headlines. 1.30 Loose Women. (R) 2.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.15 ITV Nightscreen.

5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Freshly Squeezed. 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.05 Frasier. (R) 8.35 Will & Grace. (R) 9.00 Will & Grace. (R) 9.25 Supernanny USA. 10.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 11.05 Film: Cocoon. (1985) Sci-fi comedy fantasy, starring Wilford Brimley. 1.15 Killer Volcanoes. (R) 2.20 The Volcano That Stopped Britain. (R) 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Iron Chef UK. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast.

8.00 Dispatches: Election Uncovered. 9.00 Blitz Street. 10.00 The World’s Fattest Families and Me. 11.05 Bremner, Bird and Fortune — The Daily Wind-Up. 12.10 Music on 4 Favourites: Faithless.

12.45 Film: Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai. (1960) Indian musical drama, starring Raj Kapoor.

3.45 Election Uncovered: What They Won’t Tell Us. (R) 5.05 St Elsewhere. (R) 5.55 The Hoobs. (R)

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7 day guide Tuesday

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Hospital Heroes.

10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; BBC News; Weather.

12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather.

1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast. (R) 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City. 9.00 Luther. 10.00 BBC News. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.45 Children’s Emergency. 11.15 Inside Sport: Phil Packer — A Major Mountain to Climb. (R) 11.45 This Week. 12.30 The Graham Norton Show; (R) Weatherview. 1.20 Sign Zone: See Hear. (R) 1.50 Mastercrafts. (R) 2.50 Bang Goes the Theory. (R) 3.20 Great British Menu. (R) 3.50 BBC News.

Breakfast. 9.15 Hospital Heroes.

BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R)

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; BBC News; Weather.

12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 DIY SOS; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Waterloo Road. 9.00 Motorway Cops. 10.00 BBC News. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.45 The National Lottery Draws. 10.55 Damages; National Lottery Update. 11.35 Film: Masquerade. (1988) Thriller, starring Rob Lowe; Weatherview. 1.10 Sign Zone: Great British Menu. (R) 1.40 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 2.40 Wonders of the Solar System. (R) 3.40 Watchdog. (R) 4.10 BBC News.

CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 BBC2 6.00 BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 11.00 Castle in the CBeebies. 11.00 Castle in the

Country. (R) 11.30 Daily Politics Election Special.

12.30 Working Lunch. 1.00 Gymnastics. 2.15 Daily Politics Election Debates. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.40 Flog It! (R) 4.25 Cash in the Celebrity Attic. (R) 5.10 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain. (R) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast.

6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Great British Menu. 7.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape. (R) 8.00 Theo’s Adventure Capitalists. 9.00 The Story of Science — Power, Proof and Passion. 10.00 Later Live — with Jools Holland. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Tropic of Cancer. (R) 12.20 BBC News. 3.50 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge. 3.59 Regional Weather.

4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 5.00 Divided. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Children’s Hospital. 8.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity. 9.00 The Bill.

10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Campaign 2010 with Jonathan Dimbleby. 11.35 Joanna Lumley: Catwoman. (R) 12.30 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines. 1.25 Loose Women. (R) 2.15 British Touring Car Championship Highlights. 3.30 ITV Nightscreen.

5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Freshly Squeezed. 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.00 Frasier. (R) 9.00 Will & Grace. (R) 9.25 Supernanny USA. 10.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 11.05 Wife Swap USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Country House Rescue. (R) 1.05 Come Dine with Me. (R) 1.35 Film: Johnny Come Lately. (1943). 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Iron Chef UK. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast.

8.00 Supersize vs Superskinny. 9.00 Heston’s 70s Feast. 10.00 Shameless. 11.05 Bremner, Bird and Fortune — The Daily Wind-Up. 12.10 The Good Wife. 1.05 World Series of Poker. 2.00 KOTV Weekly. 2.25 Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup. (R) 2.55 Volkswagen Racing Cup. (R) 3.20 The Grid. (R) 3.45 World Sport. (R) 4.15 Superbike World Championship 2010. (R) 4.40 Freesports on 4. (R) 5.10 Grudge Match. (R) 5.20 Three Hungry Boys. (R) 5.50 Sali Mali. (R) 5.55 The Hoobs. (R)

Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

Five 6.00 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Five 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News.

12.50 Monkey Life. (R) 1.20 Neighbours. 1.50 Home and Away. 2.20 Film: 55 Days at Peking.

(1963) Fact-based period drama, starring Charlton Heston. 5.15 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Zoo Days. (R) 6.30 Police Interceptors. (R) 7.25 Party Election Broadcast. 7.30 How Do They Do It?; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 The Gadget Show; Five News at 9. 9.00 FlashForward. 10.00 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times. 11.00 Film: Two if

by Sea. (1996) 12.50 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 County Secrets. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

Wednesday

Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 News. 12.50 Combat Chefs. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.05 Film: Scandalous Me: The Jacqueline Susann Story. (1998). 5.00 News. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.25 Party Election Broadcast. 7.30 Chinese Food in Minutes; News .

8.00 Cowboy Builders; News. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.00 CSI: Miami; (R) News.

11.00 CSI: NY. (R) 12.00 FBI Files. (R) 12.55 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 County Secrets. 5.10 Neighbours. 5.35 Home and Away.

Country. (R) 11.30 Daily Politics Election Special.

12.30 Working Lunch. 1.00 See Hear. 1.30 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Daily Politics Election Debates. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic. (R) 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Great British Menu. 7.00 Out of the Frying Pan. 8.00 The Edible Garden. 8.30 Cracking Antiques. 9.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape. 10.00 QI. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Tropic of Cancer. (R) 12.20 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge. 3.59 Regional Weather.

4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 5.00 Divided. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Lion Country.

8.00 Midsomer Murders. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Film: Red Heat. (1988) Action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi.

12.30 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines. 1.25 Loose Women. (R) 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.10 ITV Nightscreen.

5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Freshly Squeezed. 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.05 Frasier. (R) 8.35 Will & Grace. (R) 9.00 Will & Grace. (R) 9.25 Supernanny USA. 10.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 11.05 Wife Swap USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Country House Rescue. (R) 1.05 Come Dine with Me. (R) 1.35 Channel 4 Racing from Chester.

Including the 2.45 totesport.com Chester Cup (H’cap) (2m 2f 147yds). 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Iron Chef UK. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 8.00 Three in a Bed. 9.00 Jamie Does — Venice. 10.00 Desperate Housewives. 11.00 Shameless. (R) 12.05 Music on 4: Music Rooms.

12.35 Music on 4: Mercury Prize Sessions. (R) 12.50 Music on 4: The Crush. 1.15 Bremner, Bird and Fortune — The Daily Wind-Up. (R) 3.05 Film: The House on Telegraph Hill. (1951) Thriller, with Valentina Cortese. 4.45 Three Hungry Boys. (R) 5.10 Countdown. (R) 5.55 The Hoobs. (R) 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

Five 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI:

Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News.

12.50 Combat Chefs. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.05 Film: Mary Higgins Clark’s Moonlight Becomes You. (1998) An inquisitive photographer uncovers a plot to swindle the elderly residents of a nursing home out of their life savings. Mystery thriller, starring Donna Mills. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five.

7.30 Heads or Tails; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Last of the Dambusters: Revealed; (R) Five News at 9. 9.00 NCIS. 10.00 CSI: NY. (R) 11.00 CSI: NY. (R) 11.55 Poker. 12.50 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 County Secrets. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

Thursday

Friday

Breakfast. 9.15 Hospital Heroes.

6.00 Breakfast Election 2010 Special.

BBC1 6.00 BBC1 2.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) BBC News; Weather. 2.30 BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; BBC News; Weather.

12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Watchdog. 8.55 Have I Got News for You. 9.25 Outnumbered. 9.55 Election 2010.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 BBC2 CBeebies.

11.00 Film: The Seven

Little Foys. (1955) Vaudeville biopic, with Bob Hope. 12.30 Working Lunch. 1.00 Castle in the Country. (R) 1.30 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Car Booty. (R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic. (R) 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Great British Menu. 7.00 Bombay Railway. 8.00 Bill Oddie’s Top 10 Frights and Delights. 9.00 History Cold Case. 10.00 Film: Kinky Boots. (2005) Comedy drama, starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Joel Edgerton. 11.40 I’m in a Rock ’n’ Roll Band. (R) 12.40 Theo’s Adventure Capitalists. (R) 1.40 Out of the Frying Pan. (R) 2.40 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge. 3.59 Regional Weather.

4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 5.00 Divided. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Separate Lives: Tonight. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Coronation Street.

9.00 Greatest Cities of the World with Griff Rhys Jones. 9.55 Election 2010.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Freshly Squeezed. 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.05 Frasier. (R) 8.30 Will & Grace. (R) 9.00 Will & Grace. (R) 9.25 Supernanny USA. 10.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 11.05 Wife Swap USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Country House Rescue. (R) 1.05 Come Dine with Me. (R) 1.35 Channel 4 Racing from Chester and Goodwood. Including the 2.45 MBNA Chester Vase (1m 4f). 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Iron Chef UK. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 8.00 The Landscape Man. 9.00 Channel 4’s Alternative Election Night. 1.00 Stacked. (R) 1.25 Coming Up: Apples and Oranges. (R) 1.55 The Sex Education Show. (R) 2.50 St Elsewhere. (R) 4.30 Three Hungry Boys. (R) 5.00 Countdown. (R) 5.45 The Treacle People. (R) 5.55 The Hoobs. (R) Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

Five 6.00 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI:

Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News.

12.50 Combat Chefs. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 The Family Recipe. (R) 2.55 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.10 Film: Summerhouse.

(2008) Premiere.

Supernatural thriller, starring Lindsay Price. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five.

Ian Wright, Kate Walsh and Emma Willis host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip. 7.30 Zoo Days; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Britain’s Greatest Machines; Five News at 9. 9.00 Film: The Contract. (2006) Former cop Ray Keene takes his teenage son on a hiking trip in the woods, where they stumble across a hitman who has avoided capture by the FBI. Ray is determined to take the assassin back where he can be brought to justice, but reckons without his prisoner’s henchmen coming to set him free. Thriller, starring John Cusack, Morgan Freeman and Jamie Anderson.

10.50 Soho Blues. The documentary follows police in London’s West End for one last time and looks back at some of the highlights from the series. (R) 11.50 Cops in Crisis. Harrowing tales of survival told by police officers. (R) 12.10 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 County Secrets. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

Regional News; Weather. 2.45 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic. (R) 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 A Question of Sport; BBC News; Regional News.

8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 QI. (R) 9.00 Ashes to Ashes. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

11.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw.

11.45 Film: Moonlight Mile. (2002) Seventies-set drama, starring Jake Gyllenhaal; Weatherview.

1.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile. (R) 2.30 Countryfile’s Spring Special. (R) 3.30 Great British Menu. (R) 4.00 BBC News.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 8.30 BBC2 CBeebies.

11.05 Film: The Moon-

Spinners. (1964) Disney family adventure, starring Hayley Mills. 1.00 Castle in the Country. (R) 1.30 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.15 Car Booty. (R) 3.00 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Great British Menu. 7.00 The Genius of Design.

8.00 Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World. 9.00 How To Live a Simple Life. 10.00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.30 Later with Jools Holland. 12.35 Heroes. (R) 2.00 Film: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning. (2004) Period horror prequel, with Katharine Isabelle, Nathaniel Arcand and Emily Perkins. 3.30 Close.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Election 2010. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women.

1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 5.00 Divided. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather.

7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 8.30 Coronation Street.

9.00 Marco’s Kitchen Burnout. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather.

10.35 Film: The Outlaw Josey Wales. (1976) Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood; ITV News Headlines. 1.10 Film: The Hindenburg.

(1975) Fact-based disaster movie, starring George C Scott. 3.10 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs. (R) 6.45 Freshly Squeezed. 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.05 Frasier. (R) 8.30 Will & Grace. (R) 9.00 Will & Grace. (R) 9.25 Supernanny USA. 10.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 11.05 Wife Swap USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News: Election Special.

1.05 Come Dine with Me. (R) 1.35 Channel 4 Racing from Chester. Including the 2.15 Addleshaw Goddard Dee Stakes (1m 2 1/2f). 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Iron Chef UK. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 8.00 Glee. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Kids. 10.00 Facejacker. 10.35 The Ricky Gervais Show. 11.05 Peep Show. (R) 11.35 Peep Show. (R) 12.05 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight. 12.20 Music on 4: Music Rooms.

(R) 12.50 Music on 4: 4Play: Hurts. 1.05 Music on 4: Frock Me. (R) 1.30 Music on 4: This Week’s 4Music Top 20. 3.15 The Sex Education Show. (R) 4.10 St Elsewhere. (R) 5.00 Glamour Puds. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R) Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

Five 6.00 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI:

Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News.

12.50 Combat Chefs. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 3.05 Film: Prayers for Bobby. (2009) Fact-based drama, starring Sigourney Weaver. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. Topical reports. 7.30 Highland Emergency; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Sea Patrol UK. The work of elite rescue teams patrolling the English Channel; (R) Five News at 9. 9.00 The Mentalist. Eco-terrorists are suspected of murder. 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy.

Richard’s niece is given bad news. 10.55 NCIS. An agent is murdered. (R) 11.55 Cops in Crisis. 12.10 SuperCasino. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial. 4.30 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 County Secrets. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

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New teams

Baseball season is nearly upon us and this year Horsham Junior Baseball Club will be in full swing with over 300 youth members already signed up to participate.

However they are still on the look out for more members to join in the fun.

There are various teams set up within the HJBC so no matter your age, sex, knowledge or ability in baseball there is something for everyone. This year even marks the introduction of a new sector within the club – a men’s baseball team!

Visit www.horshambaseball.co.uk for more details

Danny does it

Danny Kirkland put up a great show at the Whitehawk Boxing Show.

Kirkland was up against the number four ranked in the country in his weight division.

Kirkland did not let Lewis Alexander, boxing for Hove; control the fight at all despite his opponent’s fearless efforts to set the pace early on.

Kirkland stamped his authority and did not ease up, winning the three round fight unanimously.

Kirkland said: “This bout was my toughest so far, I wasn’t feeling totally recovered from being ill and I felt as though I struggled a bit with my fitness”.

The promising boxer from Horsham has an unbeaten record of four wins and certainly did not show any signs of weakness.

Shaun Stepney, coach at Horsham ABC who was in Kirkland’s corner said: “Kirkland did well, the Hove boxer wanted a brawl and he got one.

“He picked the wrong boxer to go toe to toe with. Kirkland is strong and smashed some powerful punches into his body, and definitely hurt his opponent throughout.”

Ladies training

Horsham Sparrows Football Club are running ‘Back to Basics’ football sessions for ladies (age 16+) from Tuesday, 4th May, 7–8pm at Heron Olympic ground, Robert Way, Horsham.

The Ladies team are also looking for new players for next season.

Matches take place on Sunday afternoons from September to April/May in the Sussex County Women and Girls Football League.

Pre-season training will commence on Thursday evenings in June. For further details or any queries please ring Helen or Graeme on 01403 274533.

Cowfold’s 100% home record intact after win Cowfold Reserves made it 10 wins from 10 games at home in the league this season with a good 6-0 win over Ockley.

Fold took the lead within 10 minutes when Chris Bellison put Scott Lancastle clean through and he made no mistake, firing his shot in to the bottom corner.

Mike Nash then played in Bellison who made no mistake in putting Fold two up on 20 minutes with Fold looking like they would score every time they went forward.

But they had to wait until the 44th minute and it had a slice of luck about it; a dangerous in swinging free kick from Ant Parsons was met by an Ockley player whose clearing header found the top corner! Nash then got his name on the score sheet again to take his tally to 18 in 19 games and put Fold 4 up.

Bellison then got the fifth with another well taken goal and substitute Dave Fisher wrapped up the game with a stunning strike from the edge of the box.

The Page brothers suffered an afternoon of conflicting fortunes as Horsham concluded their league programme with a 1-1 draw against Cray Wanderers.

The Hornets enjoyed the better of the first half and deservedly led at the break, through a rare goal from Jack Page, but were grateful to Mark Zawadski for several fine saves on his first start for the club.

Horsham's attacking threat fell away after the withdrawal of Tony Nwachukwu and they were made to pay in the final minute when

Sam Page brought down George Parker and Simon Osborn levelled from the spot.

Richard Morgan might have snatched all 3 points for the home side when he sent a header against the crossbar.

Horsham Crusaders continued their fine end to the season as they defeated a spirited Horsham Baptists Reserves 3-0 in Division 5 Central.

In an even first half, Jack Mainstone had a goal disallowed for Crusaders and Alex Hughes and Adam Parsons both went close before Matt Mason smashed home from the edge of the box.

In the second half, goals from Matt Probin and Alex Swindells, following a fine run and cross from James Cawston, sealed the win.

Holbrook continued their unbeaten run of seven games with a tremendous victory against Rudgwick in Div 3 North last Wednesday.

The visitors were flying high and with promotion secured still had a chance for the title, but those hopes were ruined by a determined Holbrook.

Rudgwick started the brighter of the two sides and for 40 minutes dominated the game, taking the lead when a mix up at the back saw Neil Wenham and Mark Adams allow the striker too much space and he calmly slotted past Maddox in goal.

This seemed to be the kick in the butt that Holbrook needed and they soon found themselves level,

when a Beales long throw was nodded in by Dave Griffin.

Holbrook pressed the game and the winner came on 65 minutes when a good ball out to the right hand side, saw a pin point cross by Tommy Di Martino land on the head of Shaun Beales.

Rudgwick tried to get the equaliser but when they did manage to break through the resilient Holbrook defence they found an in form keeper in Maddox. His superb save from a dipping 25 yard shot was worthy of Match of the Day. With only minutes remaining on the clock, Holbrook gave away a penalty. The Rudgwick forward stepped up but Maddox was not to be beaten and diving to his right saved with the knees.

Manager Jannels said after the game: "The boys were brilliant today, battled hard and proved they are a quality side. If only we had played like this all season we would be pushing for promotion and possibly the title too.

“We have beaten Cowfold and Rudgwick now, but losing and drawing silly games have cost us.

Next Year will be our Year!”

AFC Roffey finally won again with a convincing, and improved team performance against relegation threatened Newdigate.

In an even first half which Roffey just edged the best chance fell to the home side, but with the goal at his mercy Wayne Ells’ weak header was straight at the keeper.

A change of formation in the second half paid dividends. After just five minutes a poor goal kick was

pounced on by Scott Shorey and despite his shot being saved, Gavin Fowler reacted the quickest to the rebound to tap home into an empty net.

Warren Sweatman thought he had added a second but his nearly perfect free-kick hit the inside of the post before cruelly trickling across the goal line and somehow staying out.

However, on 65 minutes AFC did add a second, Fowler and Shorey combining well again, as Fowler's corner found an unmarked Shorey who produced a well finished headed goal.

A minute later AFC kill the game off when Dan Shorey's through ball sets up brother Scott to superbly lob the keeper from outside the area.

Dan Small was denied a clean sheet as the visitors pulled one back late on from the penalty spot following a handball and moment of madness from Scott Shorey.

Horsham Juventus lost in a double header against Angmering Sunday.

Juve lost the first game 3-0 but had their chances, the best falling to Tommy Di Martino who somehow missed from yards out. A contention for miss of the season.

Sloppy play allowed Angmering to take the lead and apart from a good penalty save by Jamie Mitchell-Harris Juve never look up for the Game.

In the second game Juve again gave away a early goal and ended up losing 4-1. The consolation goal came via Josh Archer.

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Fine Finish

Hawks fly into final The Horsham Hawks Under 11s basketball team secured a strong win against Worthing D&D, gaining a place in the final of the Sussex Under 11 Youth League.

The Hawks came out strongly with Elliot scoring the first five points of the game.

Strong, offensive play saw Jonathan and Tom adding quickly to the score sheet and after a great team performance, the Hawks led by 17-2 at the end of the first quarter. Worthing D&D played with renewed vigour in the second quarter but the Hawks were able to maintain their lead.

Spirited defence by Ola and Lau-

ren and consistent attacking play

by Daniela and Aaron, meant the Hawks led by 22-9 at the end of the first half.

In the closing minutes of the half one of the Hawks key defenders, Daniela, was forced to retire from the match due to injury leaving a possible gap in the Hawks defence for the second.

Half Worthing D&D fought back hard in the second half and both teams played a vigorous, high energy game.

The Hawks defence lacked some of the effort the team had played with during the first half enabling Worthing to penetrate and score.

A another forced retirement of the Hawks top scorer, Jonathan, due to injury was a further setback for the team. However with Elliot, Jamie and especially Tom scoring more points and solid ground work from Joseph, Louis, James and Jayden, the Hawks produced a great all-round game to secure a 44 - 31 victory.

Coach John Dishington said: “The Under 11s have had a fantastic first season and have demonstrated 100% commitment throughout.

They have improved both individually and as a team and thoroughly deserve their place in the final especially considering the teams av-

erage age is just nine and three quarters”.

The Horsham Hawks will play the Brighton Cougars Gold in the Under 11 Play off final on May 8th.

Pictures taken exclusively for The Resident by Victoria Thompson

l The Hawks have got trials coming up soon.

For the Under 11s and Under 12s (school years 4, 5, 6 and 7) there are trials on Saturdays 8th, 15th and 22nd May, 4.30-6pm at The Forest School.

Further details may be found at http:/horshamhawks.intheteam.com

After nine seasons from Under 8s to Under 16s Southwater played their final ever match against Partridge Green on Saturday.

Under blue skies and bright sunshine and with terrific support from parents and grandparents the boys responded well with another fabulous performance.

Despite going behind Southwater equalised through Matt Laker to go in all square at the break. Partridge Green then took the lead again but Southwater levelled when Daniel Rose struck home.

With no substitutes available Southwater made positional changes that saw Cameron Masters moved up front. The result was better than could have been expected with Masters hitting a hat-trick interspersed with a second from Rose and Southwater running out 6-2 victors.

Masters won man of the match and the trophy to keep! Manager Steve Rose received a good soaking from all the boys at the end as a way of showing their appreciation for his commitment in running the team for those nine years! The game also marked the 200th appearance for Masters and Laker who joined Rose and Max Woolford in reaching this impressive milestone.

Back row L-R: Duncan Masters (assistant manager), Adam Hockley, Matt Laker, Cameron Masters, Josh Skipper, Nick Robins, Daniel Rose, Steve Rose (manager) Front row L-R: Adam Longo, Calum Laver, Ed Morleysmith, Cameron Miskinallen, Max Woolford

Gaffer wanted

Alfold Football Club are looking for a enthusiastic person, with a good knowledge of local football to take over the position of Reserve Team manager.

The club currently play in Divisions 2 and 5 of the West Sussex Football League.

For further information please contact Club Secretary Wayne Mouring on 01403 752308 or email wayne.mouring@btopenworld.com or First Team Manager Paul Cooper at piggycoops@yahoo.com

Sparrows Girls cap off a super season in some style Horsham Sparrows U11 Girls team went into their final Sussex County league match on Sunday against Old Town FC knowing that a win would see them finish in runners up position in their first season of playing together.

They got off to a great start with an early goal and played some lovely football which saw them go in 3-0 up at halftime. However, the second half was a different story - Old Town were fired up

and managed to pull back to 3-3 with just 10 minutes to go.

It took a piece of individual brilliance from Molly Beadle to score her second goal and win the game with a thunderous shot from an acute angle.

The other Sparrows goalscorers were Amy Henson, and Megan Stonestreet.

The team were second from bottom before Christmas but managed to win 11 of their final 12 league games, and also got to the semi-finals of the County cup.

Horsham Sparrows U12's Girls played Maidenbower United on Sunday, needing to win to take the league’s runner-up spot.

Keyannea powered in a penalty to give Sparrows the lead. However, this got cancelled out minutes later with another penalty. Maidenbower took the lead in the second half. Sparrows now had an even bigger moun-

tain to climb as Maidenbower sat even deeper and defended their goal like their lives depended upon it.

Sparrows clawed a goal back to even things out and with three minutes to go, but could not find a winner.

If any Year 7 girl would like to join contact Chris Cooper at chris@chronweb.fsnet.co.uk or call 07906469325

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Gazza eyes comeback

Horsham FC midfielder Gary Charman has allayed supporters' fears by announcing that he will be back for pre-season training, despite suggestions that he may be forced to retire through injury.

Gazza mixed with the travelling support at Bromley on Saturday and told fans how much he misses the game after suffering a triple fracture of the cheekbone at Hendon in December.

John Maggs shares his player's confidence that he will bounce back, saying: "With the injury he has suffered, it will be a major blow to his confidence but I know he has the character to overcome this.

“He is a player with tremendous talent and one any manager would want at their club. There is no reason why he should not be in the starting line-up for the new campaign."

Final flourish for Youth side

Horsham Youth Under 14s entertained Worthing Utd in their fourth double header game.

In the first game Horsham played some neat football. Zak Comber got Horsham off the mark. With the midfield of Connor Cushing, Alex Parsons,George Hole & Jacob Waller things were working well.

Connor Cushing added the second and third goals. The fourth goal was an own goal and then Tom Barnes popped one in from a corner. Stanley Rice scored Horsham's sixth goal.

In the second game it was a different game with Worthing Utd playing much better football. But Horsham were to take the lead through another Connor Cushing strike.

Worthing fought hard and were rewarded with an own goal by Horsham to bring the score level. Horsham, not wanting to drop points, pushed forward and got a winner with a well worked move and a good goal scored by Stanley Rice.

The three days later, on Sunday, Horsham travelled to Ferring looking to extend their lead at the top of the league after winning the title last week.

Horsham took the lead in the 12th minute with a well taken goal from Stanley Rice.

Alex Parsons and Connor Cushing controlled the centre of the midfield, while Jacob Waller and George Hole worked well on the flanks.

Stanley got his second in the 25th minute.

George Hole scored Horsham's third with what looked to be a cross but looped over the Ferring keeper. Horsham's fourth was a 20 yard strike by Alex Parsons to extend Horsham 's lead at the top to 11 points.

Sparrows Super-Sub scores to sink rivals Substitute James Cooper was the hero for Horsham Sparrows in the Under 14s Plate Cup Final at Broadbridge Heath on Sunday afternoon.

The left sided midfielder struck the only goal of the game for Sparrows to give them victory over Billingshurst.

It was no more than Sparrows deserved - they had impressed the large crowd with their commitment to playing ball to feet right through the team. Coaches Jerry Chinn and Karl Pople have clearly drilled into their players a good ethos which will serve them well in the years ahead.

Billingshurst had started the stronger of the two teams, but in the opening minutes were restricted to a long range effort by Thomas Curry. Danny Kirkland (featured again in boxing news on Page 60) hit a sweet free kick from 22 yards but it was well gathered by Sparrows k e e p e r Michael Thomas.

S p a r rows gradually grew in confidence, playing some neat football but rarely threatening the Billingshurst goal.

Intriguing match-ups all over the pitch, with the more forceful ap-

proach of Billingshurst in stark contrast to the patient Sparrows play, made it a good game to watch, but there was little in the way of goalmouth action. The best chance did fall to Billingshurst, but George Blackbee fired wide from eight yards.

Towards the end of the first half, Sparrows were starting to get on top, with the passing skills of Zac Chinn and Toby Bridger starting to create openings, while at the back Stefan Miedzianowski and the excellent James Gandy looked comfortable. But the half ended goalless.

In the second half, Sparrows dominated, although Billingshurst still looked dangerous on the break, and the long throws of DJ Dominique were giving the Sparrows back line something to think about.

Sparrows introduced James Cooper ten minutes into the half, and he almost made an immediate impact, but couldn’t quite poke home after Billingshurst keeper Chris Burrell had been beaten by a huge bounce on a hard pitch.

Moments later Gandy was unlucky not to open the scoring - his shot coming back off the bar as Horsham turned the screw.

Joe Clissold and Billingshurst’s Henry Footer

Zac Chinn impressed in Sunday’s cup final Further half chances fell Sparrows’ way, but Chinn and Louis Donnelly could not capitalise, and they were almost made to pay when a good through ball gave Sam Welch a sniff at goal. However, the ball would not fall kindly for the Billingshurst marksman and Thomas was able to save for Sparrows.

W i t h t h e

match seemingly heading for extra time, the match needed a hero, and it was to be Cooper. He hadn’t really settled into the game until that point, but his team mates will forgive him that as he got the goal that mattered most!

An inviting ball in to the box was not dealt with by the defence and Cooper was on hand at the back post to prod home and win the match

PICTURES: Chris Woolgar

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Jack’s the lad for Robins Youth Football Jack Reeves scored three times as Roffey Robin Rangers enjoyed a 3 - 1 victory over Dorking Saints in the Under 12 Frank Giess Memorial Trophy final on saturday.

Roffey got off to a bad start when Dorking striker Jack Stradling scored a superb first goal, putting it o v e r keeper Joe Moss and into the back of the net only 5 minutes into the game.

Roffey showed an immediate response with a good shot from Max Rivers, which was well saved by Dorking keeper Dan Ashwood.

The game then settled down, with both teams

strong in defence. The only clear opportunity came from Dorking, only to be cleared off the line by a very brave Alfie Carter.

In the 20th minute Roffey found the equaliser from an accurate Jack Reeves free kick.

With only a couple of minutes until half time Dorking scored another goal, but it was disallowed, much to the disappointment of the Dorking supporters.

Roffey started the second half on a high, going ahead from yet another excellent Jack Reeves f r e e k i c k , taken from 25

yards out, astounding both player and supporters of the Roffey side.

Roffey Robins Rangers won the Frank Giess Memorial Trophy at Broadbridge Heath Stadium on Saturday Dorking continued to threaten Roffey’s narrow lead with a string of opportunities from Hayden Legg and Jack Stradling, but committed defending from Callum Boswell and Lewis Reeves prevented the desperately needed equaliser.

A Dorking corner in the last five minutes put pressure on Roffey, but yet more brave

goalkeeping from Joe Moss extinguished any chance of an equaliser.

Seconds before the final whistle Roffey were awarded a penalty when Cameron Barnes was upended in the box.

A very cool and calm Jack Reeves stepped up and placed the ball directly into the bottom left hand corner, completing his hat-trick and putting

the game to bed.

As the final whistle blew the cheers from the Roffey supporters began and drowned out the mutters of disappointment from the Dorking supporters.

The confirmation of the win for manager Neil Clouden came when Roffey collected their well earned trophy, and although it was the end of the

award ceremony, it was only the beginning of the Roffey celebrations.

Report: Sam Wort Pictures: John Lines Pictures here were taken exclusively by John Lines for The Resident, and so Jpeg copies are - as always - available free of charge strictly to those pictured (and mums and dads)

Double for Sunday side Over 100 spectators watched Southwater U15 'Sunday' add the league title to their recent cup final success with a 6-2 mid-week win over Uckfield.

Adam Laker opened the scoring with a speculative cross/shot from the touchline early in the first half before Uckfield equalised soon after.

Griffin Shiel then added a sec-

ond for Southwater only to see Uckfield again respond immediately. Laker scored his second before the break, but the game wasn't safe until Zach Haulkham scored a second half hat-trick.

Having secured the 'double', Southwater U15 'Sunday' made it 25 wins out of 25 for the season with a 6-1 win at home to Southdown of Burgess Hill.

George Whiting scored early on before Ryan Thomas and Elliott Wallace added a second and third. Luke Berriman, Jack Surlis and Griffin Shiel doubled the tally in the second half to take the season goal difference to +100.

Only one game remains for the season, at home to Withdean who will finish the season in third place.

Horsham Hawks book final showdown

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Fans favourite vows to return next season

Cooper’s mini miracle

Horsham Sparrows produced a superb display of passing football as they beat Billingshurst 1-0 in the Under-14 Plate Cup Final on Sunday. James Cooper, a second half substitute, scored the winner. On Saturday, Roffey Robins Rangers beat Dorking Saints in the final of the Under 12 Trophy final, with Jack Reeves producing a hattrick at Broadbridge Heath Stadium. Full reports inside...

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