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• Seeing things with 20/20 vision is commonly considered good vision in the United States. In Canada and the rest of the world that uses the metric system, normal vision is 6/6 (6 meters as opposed to 20 feet.) This term basically means that you have “good visual acuity at 20 feet” (6 m), which is normal distance vision. • The Snellen chart was developed by Dr. Hermann Snellen, a Dutch ophthalmologist, in 1862. This “eye” chart has 11 lines of block letters, beginning with a single letter at the top, usually E. The size of the letters gets smaller from the top of the chart to the bottom, so there are more letters on the bottom row than on the top. The eighth row of letters is usually the line for 20/20 (6/6) vision. Sixty-one percent of Americans wear corrective lenses to get to “normal” vision. • So, are all letters of the alphabet on the chart? No. The letters used are only C, D, H, K, N, O, R, S, V and Z. These are the Sloan letters, which were designed by Louise Sloan in 1959. These letters are called “optotypes.” turn the page for more!
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• The Chinese claim to be the inventors of eyeglasses but apparently used them initially only to ward off evil spirits. These eyeglasses were for protection and probably lacked the ability to improve vision. Historians are unsure who invented the first eyeglasses used to improve vision. • The first known artistic representation of eyeglasses was a painting by Tommaso da Modena in 1352. The glasses in his painting were perched on the nose of his subject even though most known early glasses for improving sight were not. Monocles, scissors-glasses and lorgnettes used for improving vision were either worn around the neck on ribbons or chains, clipped to clothing or just hand-held. • Monocles were framed lenses attached to a chain or ribbon and used for one eye when needed. Lorgnettes were two lenses in a frame that the user would hold up to the eyes. They were somewhat of a fashion statement, especially for ladies. They were popular at the opera and masquerade parties. Scissors-glasses were two lenses on a Y-shaped frame that, like a monocle, were hung on a ribbon or chain.
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• Contact lenses are not as “new” as you may think. The idea goes back to the late 1800s when glassblower F.E. Muller, a German known for making glass eyes, blew a protective lens for a man who had cancer. The patient wore the lens for 20 years until his death, without losing his vision. The term “contact lens” actually is attributed to a Swiss physician, Dr. A. Eugen Fick, who published the Continued on page 7
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¥ Two United State first ladies ran away to get married: Florence Harding, future wife of President Warren G. Harding, eloped with her first husband when she was 19, and Anna Harrison eloped with the future ninth U.S. President William Henry Harrison (also known as “Old Tippecanoe”) when she was 20 and he was 22.
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¥ Louis Diat, chef at the New York City Ritz-Carlton in the early 20th century, is usually credited with first creating the soup known as vichyssoise. He based the recipe on one his mother and grandmother used to make, but he had to change the name to something a bit more fancy; it seems that “Mama’s Potato-Leek Puree” didn’t fit in with the other menu items.
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Toward that end, you’ll want to start by learning a few of the estate plan basics, such as these commonly used tools: Will — For most people, a will is probably the most essential estate-planning document. Regardless of the size of your estate, you need a will to ensure that your assets and personal belongings will be distributed according to your wishes. If you die intestate (without a will), your belongings will be distributed to your “heirs” as defined by state laws — and these distributions may not be at all what you had in mind. Living trust — A simple will may not be sufficient for your needs. Consequently, you may want to design a living trust, which provides you with more flexibility in distributing assets. For example, you could direct your living trust to disperse assets to your children or grandchildren at specific ages. Also, a living trust makes it possible for your assets to be distributed without going through the often time-consuming, and public, probate process. Beneficiary designations — Over time, your life may change in many ways, through marriage, remarriage, children, stepchildren and so on. That’s why it’s important to periodically update your beneficiary designations on your insurance policies and retirement accounts, such as your IRA and 401(k). These designations are powerful and can even supersede the instructions left in your will or living trust, so it’s essential that you’ve got the right people listed as your beneficiaries. Irrevocable life insurance trust — Depending on the size of your estate, your heirs may ultimately have to pay estate taxes, though the estate tax laws have been in flux in recent years and may continue to evolve. If estate taxes are a concern, you may want to take steps to alleviate them, such as establishing an irrevocable life insurance trust, under which you’d transfer a life insurance policy out of your estate and have the trust distribute the proceeds to the beneficiaries you’ve chosen. Power of attorney — A power of attorney allows you to appoint a person (an “Attorney-in-Fact” or “Agent”) to handle your affairs if you can’t do so yourself. Health care directive — A health care directive allows you to name someone to make health care decisions on your behalf, should you become physically or mentally incapacitated. Estate planning can be complex, so you’ll need to work with your tax, legal and financial advisors to make the arrangements that are appropriate for your needs. It may take some time to develop your estate plan, but it’s well worth the effort.
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Last week I began to write on the subject of healing in the Bible, and we looked at the case of the leper who came to Jesus in Matt. 8 and he asked Jesus a very profound question. He said, “I know you can if you will”. In other words, I know your power can heal me but I do not know if it is your will to heal me. And we read where Jesus answered that question once and for all by saying, “I will, be clean”. And immediately the leprosy left this man. Today let’s look at another occurrence found in Matt 9, the woman with the issue of blood. The Bible tells us that this woman was in this condition now for 12 long years and she had spent every dime she had on doctors and treatments but yet was not better in any way. Did you know that sickness will rob you of your finances, rob you of your income, rob you of your time, rob you of your relationships, rob you of all that is good in this life? That is where this woman found herself. These things come from the devil, they are not of God, and they are not good in any form. Anyone who says, “Well God put this sickness on me to teach me a lesson”, frankly does not know the Lord! God never ever puts sickness on anybody, in fact a large part of our salvation that Jesus provided for you and me on the cross is the healing of our bodies. So this woman finds herself in a desperate place and desperate people will do desperate things. Somehow she has heard that as many as have touched even the clothes of Jesus have been totally and instantly healed by him. So she tells herself, “If I can but touch him, I will be clean”. Wow, what a faith statement that is! And that is exactly what faith will do, faith will declare ahead of time, what is going to happen. Why?...Because the Bible tells us in Heb 11 that “Faith is the substance of things hope for the evidence of things not seen”. She has faith that is as yet, not seen. And if it could be seen, then she would not need faith for it, because she would have it. But she says all I need to do is touch him and I will be healed in my body. And look what happened, Luke 8:44 (NLT) Coming up behind Jesus, she touched the fringe of his robe. Immediately, the bleeding stopped. The minute she touched him she felt the healing power of God come all over her body and she was instantly healed of her infirmity. Now some people would think that this action on her part was a bit presumptuous of her, but look what Jesus said. I think a big ol’ smile came over his face and he said, Luke 8:48 (NLT) “Daughter,” he said to her, “your faith has made you well. Go in peace.”
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MOMENTS IN TIME The History Channel ¥ On March 13, 1781, the German-born English astronomer William Hershel discovers Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. Herschel’s discovery of a new planet was the first to be made in modern times, and the first to be made by use of a telescope. ¥ On March 11, 1918, a historic influenza epidemic breaks out at the U.S. Army hospital at Fort Riley, Kan. The disease soon traveled to Europe with the American soldiers heading to the battlefields of France. The flu would eventually kill 675,000 Americans and more than 20 million people around the world. ¥ On March 12, 1922, author Jack Kerouac is born in Lowell, Mass. In World War II, he served in the Navy but was expelled for severe personality problems that may have been symptoms of mental illness. It was not until 1957 when he published “On the Road” that he became famous as a seminal figure of the Beat Generation. ¥ On March 7, 1938, Janet Guthrie, the first woman to compete in the Indianapolis 500 and Daytona 500 races, is born in Iowa City, Iowa. Guthrie drove in her final Indy 500 in 1979 and her last Daytona 500 in 1980. Her helmet and driver’s suit are in the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C. ¥ On March 10, 1945, 300 American bombers drop almost 2,000 tons of incendiaries on Tokyo. The attack destroyed large portions of the Japanese capital and killed 100,000 civilians. Ten square miles of eastern Tokyo were entirely obliterated, and an estimated 250,000 buildings were destroyed. ¥ On March 8, 1951, the Lonely Hearts Killers -- Martha Beck and Raymond Martinez Fernandez -- are executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing Prison in New York. The odd
¥ On March 9, 1985, the first-ever Adopt-a-Highway sign is erected on Highway 69 in Texas. The highway was adopted by the Tyler Civitan Club, which committed to picking up trash along a designated 2-mile stretch of the road.
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Answers 1. The Penguins, in 1954. The song was a throwaway on the B-side, but soared to No. 1 on the R&B charts. 2. The first single released off the 1973 “Desperado” album peaked at No. 64 on the Billboard Hot 100. 3. “Private Dancer.” The album won four Grammys and included hits such as “Let’s Stay Together” and “What’s Love Got to Do With It.” 4. Gloria Maria Milagrosa Fajardo was born in Havana, Cuba. She was with the Miami Sound Machine from 1977 to 1988, but never had a Top 10 hit in the U.S. until 1985 with “Conga.” 5. Daryl Hall and John Oates, in 1981. 6. That’s the day the music died, as written by Don McLean in his song “American Pie,” when Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper died in a plane crash.
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