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Experts estimate that there are over 20,000 species of flowering plants in North America, belonging to about 300 different families. Wildflowers are the ones that grow in the wild, without cultivation.

• There are “native” wildflowers that are indigenous to the continent and “naturalized” wildflowers that have been introduced from some other part of the world.

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• Wildflowers grow in cold and hot areas as well as in wet and dry places. Deserts may appear so dry that nothing will grow, but there will still be wildflowers when the conditions are right. Conversely, marshes and swamps appear so wet that flowers can not survive, but they can have wildflowers as well. Many people have attempted to cultivate wildflower gardens. Some wildflowers are agreeable to this, and others refuse cultivation.

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WILDFLOWERS (continued): • Skunk cabbage is a swamp-loving plant that is well named. It blooms in February and March in swampy areas and produces an odd-looking flower before producing any leaves. The flowers resemble pins in a pincushion. When the plant is bruised, it smells awful.

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• Native Americans used the orange sap of the bloodroot plant to color or paint their faces for warfare or ceremonies and to dye baskets. The flowers on a bloodroot plant are so delicate that it cannot be picked successfully. The petals fall off with the slightest touch or breeze. The sap comes from the stem.

• Mistletoe is a plant we traditionally associate with Christmas. Unlike most wildflowers that are rooted in soil, this plant is termed a “semi-parasite” because it draws water and minerals from a host plant. It typically grows on hardwood trees in the southern United States producing small white berries coated with a sticky substance that is toxic to humans.

• Dodder or Love Vine is unusual because it is a true parasite. Unlike semi-parasitic mistletoe, which produces green leaves, dodder vines are gold in color. Shortly after dodder seeds sprout, root-like structures attach themselves to a host plant, and the dodder plant draws all of its nourishment from the host plant. Common Dutch clover is a host plant for several dodder species.

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The Southern or evergreen magnolia is emblematic of the Southern states in America.

The flower is the State Flower for Louisiana and Mississippi. What some readers may not know is the large size of this flower. Flowers range from 7 to 10 inches across — That’s the size of a dinner plate! Also interesting is that magnolia flowers are pollinated by beetles.

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• Wildflower festivals are popular in many different areas. The 25th Annual Mountain Flower Fine Art & Wine Festival in Dahlonega, Georgia, is held the third weekend in May. The Dahlonega Master Gardeners present wildflower displays, walks and tours.

• The Mount Pisgah Arboretum in Oregon also has a Wildflower Festival in May. Always the Sunday after Mother’s Day, this year’s event will be May 15, 2011. Guided hikes are available, and 300 to 400 species of wildflowers are displayed.

• The Waterton Wildflower Festival is a nine-day event in June at Waterton Lakes National Park in Alberta, Canada, across the border from Glacier National Park. Waterton is an International Peace Park and World Heritage Site. Due to the conjunction of prairie and mountain ecosystems, the park has a Continued on page 7

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• When Boyle came onto the stage for the popular reality show, the reaction from the judges and the crowd was kind of ho hum — Here we go again with another bad audition! Although her looks were plain, her banter with the judges revealed her jovial, funny personality. Then she had the opportunity to wow the audience, the judges and the world, which she certainly did.

• Crested Butte, the official wildflower capital of Colorado, began hosting a wildflower festival in 1986. Now the week-long celebration has over 200 classes, including art and cooking classes with wildflowers. The 2011 event is set for July 11-17.

• The Wildflower! Arts & Music Festival is a multi-day arts and music festival celebrating its 19th anniversary this year. Held north of Dallas in Richardson, Texas, it got its name from the wildflowers planted throughout the parks, medians and roadsides of Richardson.

• Boyle’s words while on stage, before singing, on January 21, 2009 (it aired on television on April 11), “I’m trying to be a professional singer. I’ve never been given the chance before but here’s hoping it’ll change.” Well, change happened, and it happened quickly.

• Boyle sang “I Dream a Dream” from “Les Miserables” on stage that night, and her fame started spreading around the world like wildfire.

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• Do you know which United States’ First Lady is considered the “Environmental First Lady”?

Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson, otherwise known as Lady Bird, was the wife of the 36th President, Lyndon Johnson. (The nickname was supposedly given to her by a nursemaid when she was a child who said she was “as purty as a lady bird.”)

• While she was First Lady, Mrs. Johnson created the First Lady’s Committee for a More Beautiful Capital. She wanted to create natural landscaping to preserve the beauty of the nation’s capital. Later she expanded the program to include the entire nation.

• In 1982, Lady Bird Johnson and actress Helen Hayes founded the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center, originally called the National Wildflower Research Center, “to introduce people to the beauty and diversity of wildflowers and other native plants.”

• The center in Austin, Texas, has public gardens, woodlands and meadows and is an internationally influential research center. In 2006, the center became an Organized Research Unit of the University of Texas at Austin.

• Wildflower research has far-reaching implications. One wildflower that has made a huge difference in many lives worldwide is Wild Foxglove, botanically known as Digitalis purpurea. The medicine derived from this plant is widely used today to treat heart disease. As Lady Bird has said, “Surely there are others like digitalis waiting out there.”

• So, whether you’re canoeing down a stream, hiking in the woods, or observing the median on a road trip, notice the wildflowers. Realize their value to society comes from more than their natural beauty.

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When you hear someone say “ homegrown “ what do you think of?

¥ It was Kurt Vonnegut, one of the most influential writers of the 20th century, who made the following sage observation: “There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.”

When you here someone say "homegrown " what do you think of ? Cucumbers ? Tomatoes ? Lettuce ?

Well fact is , homegrown fruits and vegetables are quite simply the best tasting foods you could grow or buy . Why do you think Farmer's Markets are so popular?Exactly . The food there is 100% better than anything you can find at a grocery store . Just where do these fruits and vegetables come from? Well around here , probably somebody's back yard or farm. The only problem is you can't grow year round outdoors here in Colorado . Maybe if you had a greenhouse , or better yet , you could grow right inside your own house .

Absolutely ! All you need is a light , some type of growing media, nutrients, and seeds .

Indoor horticultural equipment has evolved over the last few decades from a simple light and some soil in a bucket to elaborate hydroponic grow chambers to even aquaponics . Yep. You can grow fruits and vegetables and raise edible fish all within the same space .

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Free Woman’s Hormone Seminar Looking for Income? Consider Premium Bonds As an investor, you want your money to grow so that you can achieve your important goals, such as a comfortable retirement or college for your children. But you may also invest to increase your cash Cindy Rose flow. In fact, without a strong cash flow, you may be forced to dip into your growth-oriented investments to pay for short-term needs — and if you do this repeatedly, you could damage your prospects for attaining your long-term goals. That’s why you’ll want to look at different ways of boosting your cash flow — one of which may be premium bonds.

To understand the nature of premium bonds, you’ll first want to be familiar with the relationship between a bond’s price and its interest rate. When a bond is issued, it sells for face (“par”) value, which is the amount returned to the bondholder when the bond matures. This bond also comes with a “coupon” rate — the interest rate that the bond will pay throughout its lifetime. So, for example, if you paid $10,000 for a 10-year bond with a coupon rate of five percent, you would earn $500 per year, every year.

If you held the bond until it matured, you’d also get your $10,000 back, provided the issuer doesn’t default. But if market interest rates move up to six percent, and you wanted to sell your five-percent bond before it matures, you’d have to offer it at a discount from the $10,000face value. Conversely, if market rates were to fall to four percent, you may be able to sell your $10,000 bond for more than its face value, because investors will be willing to pay a premium to earn the higher interest rate.

Now, let’s flip the equation, so that instead of being a bond seller, you’re a buyer. If you want to increase your investment income, you might be interested in a premium bond. You pay a premium for the bond in return for higher interest payments for the life of the bond, and, if you hold it until maturity, you’ll still get the face value back (again barring a default).

Furthermore, because premium bonds pay higher interest, they also pay a greater proportion of their cash flow before they mature, in comparison to discounted or “par” bonds. This helps provide for greater price stability, so if interest rates rise or fall, premium bond prices typically will not decrease or increase as much as those of discount or par bonds.

Keep in mind that while premium bonds are attractive to you because of their higher interest rate, they are unattractive to bond issuers for the same reason. In fact, when market interest rates fall, some issuers may try to redeem (“call”) these bonds so that they can issue new ones at the lower rates. Obviously, if your premium bond were to be called, your cash flow might take a hit. That’s why, when investing in premium bonds, you might want to look for those that have at least limited call protection — in other words, they can’t be redeemed for a certain number of years.

Your portfolio should comprise a number of different investments designed to work together to meet your longterm financial goals. So give premium bonds some consideration as part of a well-diversified portfolio.

Before investing in bonds you should understand the risks involved, including interest rate risk,credit risk and market risk.

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As Christians, we are to be people of faith. In fact Heb. 11:6 tells us that, “without faith, it is impossible to please Him”. God is a ‘faith-God’ so if we want to be pleasing to Him, we in turn must be people of faith.

But what is faith? Is it just something that we magically conjure up in our minds and then believe will happen, or is there possibly more to it.

The Bible tells us in Heb 11:1 that, “Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.” KJV So the first thing we see is that faith is now. It is not about what happened yesterday, what might happen tomorrow, it is now, it is real, and it is active. And we see that it is the substance of things we hope for.

The word substance is something that is real, something that has actual existence. We could say it this way, faith is the foundation, the bedrock, the corner stone of things we hope for. But, Bible hope is something entirely different than what the world would tell us it is. Hope is a confident expectation that God is able to do that which he has promised. We have joy and confidence that God is able to do that which His Word tells us He will do. When we put that all together we see that “Faith is the foundation, the bedrock of our confident expectation in God, wow! That makes me excited, how about you?

Faith is the evidence of things not seen. If we were in a court room, we would have to provide evidence of what we are testifying to. It is the exact same thing here. Faith is the proof, it is our conviction, it is the evidence that something really does exist. Where does it exist you might ask? It exists in the spiritual realm. Everything begins in the spiritual realm and then it manifests in the natural realm where we can see it with our five senses. If we could see it to begin with, we would not need to have faith for it, because we already have it. No, truth faith, Biblical faith, calls into being that which is not as though it were. And that pleases God. How did the moon and the stars and the sun come into existence? God spoke. How did the earth and the seas and all the fish and animals come into existence?

God spoke. By faith God spoke what was not in the physical realm, and out of the spiritual realm, they came into being. As children of God, you and I can do the same thing. Maybe we will not make planets, but we can by faith speak life over our circumstances, life over our families, life over our finances, life over our health. And when we do, it pleases God. Will you become a God-pleaser today? Join us this Sunday at 10:30 a.m. to find our more and see our ad on this page for directions.

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¥ On March 29, 1951, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are convicted of espionage for their role in passing atomic secrets to the Soviets during and after World War II. Supporters claimed that during World War II, Russia had been an ally, not an enemy. The husband and wife were executed in 1953. ¥ On April 1, 1963, the ABC television network airs the premiere episode of “General Hospital,” the daytime drama that would become the network’s most enduring soap opera and the longest-running serial program produced in Hollywood. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

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1. First, remain calm and check for injuries.

If anyone is hurt, call 911 immediately. Do not move your vehicle unless you are in immediate danger and it would be safer to get your vehicle in a different location. After that, you should exchange info (names, any other vehicles involved, phone numbers, driver’s license numbers, license plate numbers and insurance info) and check to see if there were any witness’. Note the location, time and date and take pictures if you have a camera available.

2. As soon as you have taken care of the above, contact your insurance agent. They’ll advise you on calling the claim in.

¥ On April 3, 1882, Jesse James, one of America’s most notorious outlaws, is shot to death by fellow gang member Robert Ford, who betrayed James for bounty money. James was shot in the back while his mother cooked breakfast. ¥ On March 31, 1931, Knute Rockne, the legendary Notre Dame football coach, is killed in a plane crash in Kansas. Studebaker decided to name its new line of low-priced vehicles Rockne after the revered coach, agreeing to pay his widow 25 cents for each car sold.

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5. Once the car is at the shop of your choice, you are the only one that can authorize the shop to start working on your car. If you’re at-fault for the accident, you’ll be responsible to pay your deductible once the work is done and you go to pick up the car.

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6. While the car is in the shop, you may need a rental car. If you are at-fault and have rental reimbursement on your policy, a rental will be provided up to the policy limits. If you’re not at-fault, the other insurance company will provide you with a similar style car while yours is being repaired.

7. Just remember, that even when a claim goes 100% smoothly, it’s still an inconvenience.

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