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• After a voice was heard crying for help inside the wall of a Sweden hotel, firefighters broke into a chimney pipe only to find a 22-year-old man who had been trapped there for nine hours. After overindulging at the hotel’s bar, he decided to get some air on the roof, only to fall 45 feet down the chimney.

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• It was the brainstorm of Maryland State Police to place mannequins in old patrol cars along the interstate in an attempt to discourage speeding. The actual result was a flood of telephone calls from people worried about possible injuries to officers who appeared very stiff. The department’s next move was to place signs in the car windows enlightening drivers that these weren’t real troopers.

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• Eddie Boyd made a foolish decision back in 1954 when he was listening to auditions for singers for his band. A nervous young truck driver who was earning $40 a week stepped on stage and performed a couple of numbers. Eddie rejected the singer, telling him to stick with his current job “because you’re never going to make it as a singer.” That truck driver was none other than Elvis Presley. turn the page for more!

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FOOLS (continued): • When a fire erupted in a shed on a young man’s property, he quickly called 911 to alert the fire department. Apparently he forgot he was illegally growing marijuana in the shed.

• Three janitors at a California high school were attempting to trap a gopher on the loose in the building. After finally cornering it in the school’s utility room, they sprayed it with numerous cans of solvent designed to remove gum from floors. Who knows why, but one of the janitors lit a cigarette in the room, which ignited the solvents. The custodians were blasted out of the room and 16 students were injured. Of course, the gopher escaped unharmed.

• Sweet revenge? A jilted Australian woman snuck into the wedding site of her former boyfriend dressed as a gardener, carrying a bucket of fresh cow manure. It was her intention to douse the groom as he prepared to enter the church. However, he was inaccessible, surrounded by friends. She instead opted for the bride and covered the poor woman from head to toe. The culprit was chased down and later pleaded guilty to assault charges and was forced to pay restitution. Her actions did nothing to stop the wedding, however, which went ahead with the bride borrowing one of the bridesmaid’s dresses.

• Move over, Orson Welles! In behavior that rivaled Welles’ Halloween “War of the Worlds” broadcast prank, on April Fools’ Day 1993, a San Diego deejay told listeners that the space shuttle Discovery would be landing at the city’s airport that morning at 8:30. Hundreds of foolish folks, carrying their video cameras, clogged the highways in an attempt to reach the field without considering that no space shuttle was in orbit at the time, or that the airport was too small to support the craft. The deejay’s comments? “I just light these bombs, and then I run away.”

• When a Royal Canadian Mountie found a man meandering down the highway in his boxer shorts, he stopped to investigate. It seems his wife was driving, towing their trailer as he relaxed in the craft. When several bears were crossing the road, she stopped, and he stepped out of the trailer to see what was going on. As soon as the road was clear, she stepped on the gas, leaving her husband stranded in his skivvies. The police drove 70 miles before catching up with her.

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The coming of Spring and the first flowers can bring joy and beauty of a new growing season.

Easter starts the growing season with many beautiful but poisonous plants. The Tiger Lily is the most toxic. Many domestic felines have lost their natural sense of which plants are toxic and which are not. The most likely explanations are the loss of their natural diet, living in human housing and being exposed many unnatural surroundings and products (plastics, lawns, gardens, houses, cars, chemicals, drugs, electricity, sounds, smells, lights, TV, etc., etc.).

Highly Toxic Plants to Cats: • Kalanchoe (Devil’s backbone, Mexican hat plant) – all parts of the plant/flowers • Oleander – all parts especially dry/dead leaves • Foxglove – all parts especially flowers, fruit and young leaves • Lily of the Valley – all parts, especially the roots • Taxus genus (Yews) – all parts are toxic • Prunus genus – primarily the seeds of Apples, Apricots, Cherries, Peaches, Plums • Solanaceae (Nightshade) – all parts, especially berries and unripe fruit • Ranunculaceae (Buttercup) – fresh leaves and stems • Araceae (Peace Lily, Ivy, Philodendron, Dieffenbachia, Dumbcane) – all parts, stems • Lilies (all types – Easter Lilies, Tiger Lilies, etc.)

– all parts, even pollen • Castor Bean – all parts, especially the beans • Cycad Palms – all parts, especially the seeds • Autumn Crocuses – all parts, especially flowers, corm, and seeds • Yesterday, Today, & Tomorrow – all parts are toxic • Rhododendron – all parts are toxic Many house or garden plants have the potential to be toxic year round and some have seasonal toxicities. It is best not to have plants around domestic cats unless you have done your research to see if those plants are safe. If you are unsure if your plants are safe – research on-line, talk with your garden center or contact the National Animal Poison Control Center – a 24 hour emergency service with phones answered by licensed veterinarians and toxicologists – there is a $50 consultation fee for each call – 1-888-426-4435.

There are hundreds of plants that are mildly toxic, moderately toxic and very toxic to cats, dogs and humans so beware of the beauty around us and learn which plants can harm.

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4. What kind of instrument is an angel supposed to play?

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As a pet owner and emergency veterinarian, I am often asked how to best be prepared for an emergency. The importance of recognizing the normal in order to be able to identify abnormal cannot be emphasized enough. Early recognition of a problem is the start to saving a pet’s life. If there are any questions regarding signs and symptoms that your pet is exhibiting you should always seek advise from a veterinarian.

Preparedness is the key. Having information readily available, such as your veterinarian’s phone number and clinic hours, may help to save time in case of an emergency. General practices will often provide the phone number and directions to the closest emergency clinic. It is recommended that these phone numbers be listed in your phone and the directions to the nearest emergency clinic be readily available. If leaving your pets with a caregiver, do discuss finances and plan ahead for the unexpected.

Emergencies can occur with different types of trauma, as well as systemic illnesses. Any pet that is experiencing trouble breathing, choking, weakness, pale gums, cold extremities, abnormal heart rate, trouble urinating, or pets that are unwilling/unable to eat warrants a trip to the ER.

When an emergency has been identified, it is most important to remain calm. It is also important to protect yourself when pets are sick or injured. These pets need to be handled with care, as they may be painful and disoriented. Consider muzzling to best protect your self from injury. Cats

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Pets that have suffered a traumatic event, such as those that have been hit by an automobile or bitten by other dogs, snakes or insects, should be seen by a veterinarian right away, as internal bleeding and other secondary complications can often go unrecognized initially. Over-the-counter medications can pose further illness in pets and therefore are never recommended especially in the case of an emergency or without the consent of your veterinarian.

Heatstroke should be considered an emergency, especially when pets are left in cars, tied outside without access to shade and water, or have been over-exercised in the heat. There are medical conditions that may also cause some dogs to overheat more quickly. Heatstroke can lead to death if not treated appropriately.

Toxin ingestion is common. Symptoms that may be observed include vomiting, drooling, tremors or trouble walking. If the poison container/label is available, do bring this to the veterinarian to help determine the appropriate treatment protocol.

Pet emergencies are often unavoidable.

There are some basic things that we can do as responsible pet owners to try to decrease the chance. Spaying/neutering your pets early can help prevent possible traumas, unwanted pregnancies and/or some cancers. The use of a leash to prevent unexpected and potentially tragic consequences can also greatly decrease the chance that your pet will require a visit to the animal emergency room.

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Mystics believe it can dispel sadness, anger, and nighttime fears. “Believers” think it will warn them of poisions and protect them from sudden death. It is reputed to make men handsome and intelligent, and sterile women fertile and happy.

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• It’s true. Smoking cigarettes can lead to lung cancer. Just ask the families of two men who gained fame on billboards as the Marlboro Man. Former professional rodeo rider Wayne McLaren modeled for the ads in the mid-1970s. His pack-anda-half-a-day habit contributed to his death from lung cancer at age 51. David McLean, who was the Man in the 1960s, succumbed to the disease as well, and his family filed a suit against Phillip Morris, contending that McLean sometimes had had to smoke up to five packs per photo shoot as the cameraman attempted to “get the right look.”

derwent surgery and began chemotherapy. He later learned that the doctor had given him a 20-percent chance of survival.

• A year later, Armstrong had determined he was going back to racing. The Tour de France follows a 2,200-mile (3,600 km) course that takes three weeks to complete. Each day is called a “stage,” and the times to finish each individual stage are combined to determine the overall winner. Prior to his cancer, Armstrong had won two stages in separate races, the most recent in 1995. He became ill during the 1996 Tour and had been forced to withdraw.

• In 1998, Armstrong’s comeback began when he took fourth place in the Vuelta a España. The next year, he grabbed the yellow jersey at the first of his Tour de France victories. Six more victories followed, making him the winner for a record-setting seven consecutive years. At the end of his 2005 triumph, Armstrong announced his retirement from racing.

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• You’re a fool if you believe that it takes two years for your stomach to digest a piece of chewing gum. It digests and is eliminated at the same rate as anything else the body ingests. And another popular myth is also false — Don’t store your batteries in the freezer thinking it will prolong their life. The Duracell company states that extreme cold actually reduces the performance of batteries.

• Who was the dummy here? A New Jersey sheriff’s deputy was craving a snooze while on guard duty at the Somerset County courthouse, so he propped up a disguised dummy in his place. Not surprisingly, the switch was discovered, and he was suspended for three days without pay.

• After studying a year’s worth of reports of fatal accidents involving over-the-road trucks, a 1994 National Transportation Safety Board report concluded that too many truck drivers fall asleep at the wheel because they’re sleepy. Gee, ya think?

• Officials at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport concluded that it was important to have bilingual signs at the facility, but they weren’t very careful about the process. One sign was to advise travelers to declare all plants, produce and meat, and to warn them that those not doing so would be fined. Up went the sign reading Violadores Seran Finados, which actually translated “Violators Will Be Deceased.”

• What are the chances? In an anatomy class at the University of Alabama medical school, nine donated cadavers were lined up for dissection by the students. As one of the students prepared to begin her assignment, she discovered that one of the cadavers was her great-aunt. The school quickly made a substitution.

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Free Woman’s Hormone Seminar Are Your Investments Getting Enough Exercise?

Now that spring is here, you may find it easier to get outside to run, bike or take part in other physical pursuits that you enjoy. As you know, the more active you are, the Cindy Rose more efficiently your body will work. And the same can hold true for your investments: The more exercise they get, the more potential to work on your behalf.

Just how do investments get “exercise”? Through lots of activity. And you can keep your investments active in at least two ways: through systematic investing and dividend reinvestment. Let’s take a look at both these techniques.

When you engage in systematic investing, commonly called “dollar cost averaging,” you are continually putting your money “in motion.” Essentially, you put the same amount of money into the same investments at regular intervals. For example, you might decide to invest $100 per month in Company ABC stock. To impose this investment discipline on yourself, you could even have the money sent directly from your checking or savings account.

Of course, since the price of ABC stock, like those of all stocks, is constantly changing, your $100 investment will most likely buy different numbers of shares each month. This can work to your advantage, because when the stock price of ABC goes down, your $100 will buy more shares. When the price goes up, you’ll automatically be a smart enough “shopper” to buy fewer shares, just as you’d typically buy less of something when its price goes up.

Over time, systematic investing typically results in a lower average cost per share than if you were to make sporadic lump-sum investments. If you can lower the cost of investing, this may help boost your investment returns. This also can be an effective way to fund your retirement account(s) each year. (Keep in mind, though, that systematic investing does not guarantee a profit or protect against loss. Also, you’ll need the financial resources available to keep investing through up and down markets.)

Dividend reinvestment is similar to systematic investing in that it allows you to build more shares of an investment. But when you reinvest dividends, you don’t even have to take money from other sources to increase your shares — you simply request that a stock or a mutual fund, instead of paying you a dividend in cash, reinvest the dividend into that same stock or mutual fund. It’s an effortless way of adding shares. Similar to dollar cost averaging, dividend reinvestment imposes investment discipline — you automatically keep putting money in the market during up and down periods. (Don’t forget, though, that dividends can be increased, decreased or eliminated at any point without notice.)

Exercising your investment dollars in these ways can help you go a long way toward keeping your portfolio in good shape — enabling you to make healthy progress toward your important long-term goals.

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Jesus said in Mark 11:23-24 (KJV) “ For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith. 24Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.” Many Christians find this verse, begin to act it out, and bam… the devil knocks them flat on their behind. Well what happened, isn’t God’s Word true? Well of course it is but you have to make a decision to defend yourself against the attacks of the enemy. And you can whip him every single time if you will do these four things. #1 You have to make a faith decision to stand no matter what. You must decide within yourself that you are not going to waver, you are not going to be moved until the answer you need comes, it is a matter of your personal will, to stand above all things. #2 You need to resist the devil and the messages he brings to you.

Resist the images of failure, resist the messages of lack or sickness, rebuke those things in the Name of Jesus and then focus your mind on the Word of God and His promises to you. Your Bible is full of promises of good things God has for you but they must be received by faith. #3 You must spend time in the Word of God every day. Our earthly carnal minds need to be renewed, our spirit is brand new, but our mind and our will and our emotions are still products of our old life, our old way of thinking and doing things. And #4 make sure that the only words that come out of your mouth are faith filled words, God has put the power of life and death within our mouths. Satan does not have authority over you unless you authorize him to steal, kill and destroy in your life. Satan is not an equal being next to God, Jesus came that He might destroy the works of the devil, he is a defeated foe and never let him forget that! Jesus has already won the battle for you and for me, now let’s just enforce that victory using faith filled words and the Word of God. If you will do this, you will win every single time. And if much of what you have read today is new for you, I invite you to come visit us this next Sunday morning at 10:30 and meet a wonderful group of people who will love you and encourage you. You will find a safe atmosphere where the Word of Faith is preached and you will be empowered and equipped for the battle and where you win every time! God Bless you!

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