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WEIRD PASTIME(continued): • Can you talk afterwards? The World Stinging Nettle Challenge is held at The Bottle Inn in Marshwood, Dorset, U.K., every year as part of a charity beer festival. Competitors come from all over the world to see how many nettle leaves they can eat off two stalks in an hour’s time. The bare stalks are measured, and the winner is the one with the greatest accumulated length. It takes skill and endurance to chew and swallow the leaves and not blister the tongue.

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• You shouldn’t be asleep for this one! Bed Racing is a sport enjoyed by the people of North Yorkshire Town in the United Kingdom who hold the annual Knaresborough Bed Race. Competitors race beds in teams of six, plus one on the bed. The bed has to run on four wheels and must also float. The race is 1 mile (3 km) long with five up-hill climbs leading to a final challenge of crossing a river. • Ferret Legging is a male-only competition that started in Yorkshire, England, and is now held at the Richmond Highland Games & Celtic Festival in Richmond, Virginia. Men compete with one another by trapping two live ferrets in their pants. The pants must be tied at the ankle and secured at the waist with a belt to prevent the ferrets from escaping. The animals cannot be sedated and must have a full set of teeth. No filing or blunting of teeth is allowed. After the ferrets are secure in the trousers, the competitors stand in front of the judges. The winner is the man who can last the longest. There are two important additional rules to Ferret Legging: The ferrets must have free access from one leg of the trousers to the other, and no underwear can be worn! The current record stands at 5.5 hours. • Witcham in Cambridgeshire, England, hosts an annual Pea Shooting contest where the competition is fierce! Contestants shoot a pea 12 feet (3.64 m) through a 12-inch (30.48 cm) tube towards a 12inch (30.48 cm) target. Pea shooting recently moved into the 21st century with laser-guided shooters.

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• Wife Carrying started in Finland and is now played all over the world. In this race, male competitors run a 278-yard (253.5-m) track with two dry obstacles and one water obstacle while carrying their wife on their back. The fastest time wins. The wife must weigh at least 108 pounds (49 kilograms) and may be carried piggyback, fireman’s carry or Estonian style, where the wife hangs upside-down with her legs around the husband’s shoulders, holding onto his waist. The prize is the wife’s weight in beer. • A conker is a nut of the horse chestnut tree. During The World Conker Championships, conkers are threaded onto pieces of knotted string to prevent them from coming off. The aim of the game is to smash your opponent’s conker. Who goes first is Continued on page 7

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his two toes so that he might be able to use them more like fingers. He later learned to use those two little toes to operate a custom-built electronic wheelchair, a computer and even a cell phone. • Once he reached school age, he began to notice he was much different than other kids. His family was instrumental in helping him overcome these emotional challenges. They never let him feel sorry for himself and never coddled him. He went to mainstream schools, and although it was almost unbearable at times, he found the strength to persevere through humor and the ability to poke fun at himself. • Vujicic has grown up to be not only self-sufficient with a career, but happy and full of a joyful purpose. While still in school, he was invited to speak to student groups, church groups and other teen organizations, which led him into his career as an internationally successful motivational speaker. He is also the author

of an inspiring book titled “Life Without Limits.” • His message of hope encourages others to stay focused on their dreams. “For every disability you have, you are blessed with more than enough abilities to overcome your challenges,” he says. And he should know! He encourages others by showing them how he learned to accept what he could not control and focused instead on what he could. • “You can wish; you can dream; you can hope, but you must also act upon those wishes, those dreams and those hopes. You have to stretch beyond where you are to reach where you want to be,” says Vujicic. • He came to realize that he didn’t have to be normal. “I just had to be me,” he says. “At first, I was not willing to confront that what was really wrong with me wasn’t my body, it was the limits I put on myself and my limited vision of the possibilities for my life.” Vujicic found the confidence to build a rewarding and productive life without limits.


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1 Timothy 6:17 (King James Version) Charge them that are rich in this world, (now he adds the phrase, “rich in this world” so we do not get confused, rich with material possessions, rich in money, rich with things) Charge them ( in other words, it is a command) charge them or command them that they get rid of all that stuff, because it is impossible to serve God if you have a lot of things, if you have a lot of money! No not at all!) charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor trust in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy; The word used for highminded here in other places is translated proud, arrogant, lofty, it is a charge against being proud, a charge against highmindedness! In Rom 12:16 it says this…Romans 12:16 (Amplified Bible) Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty (snobbish, high-minded, exclusive), but readily adjust yourself to [people, things] and give yourselves to humble tasks. Never overestimate yourself or be wise in your own conceits. Don’t be highminded! Now the very word for pride means just that, it means high, it is a high and lofty estimation of yourself or of your talents, or of your abilities! If you look up the definition of humility it means low or lowly, modest, unassuming, meek, mild! Remember what Jesus said about himself in Matt 11:29? (King James Version) Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: In other words, Jesus is saying, I am humble, another description for being humble actually means to go low, to bow low. This is not what someone else wants you to do or is making you to do, you are doing it of your own volition, by your own choice. But now look at James 4:6(King James Version) But he giveth more grace. ( can you use more grace? Is there more grace to be had? But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble. 7Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Verse 10… 10Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up. He says humble yourself, not what someone else does to you or wants from you, it’s not even what the Lord is doing to you, but a decision you make, an action you take, humble yourself! The degree of your humility determines the limitations of your usefulness to God! And I think this example will help make that clear for us today, in Numbers 3 it says that Moses was the meekest man on the face of the earth. And in a worldly sense, the world equates meekness with weakness but yet I would say this to you that Moses was the most used man of his generation, would you agree with that statement? Want to be used by God?...humility is a BIG key!

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¥ On June 26, 1892, Nobel Prize-winning author Pearl S. Buck is born. Her novel “The Good Earth” (1930), describing peasant life in China, became an international bestseller and was translated into 30 languages. Buck wrote 80 novels and books. ¥ On June 25, 1915, the German press publishes an official statement from the country’s war command addressing the German use of poison gas at the start of the Second Battle of Ypres two months earlier. The Germans had fired more than 150 tons of lethal chlorine gas against two French colonial divisions in April, claiming the French had first used gas in August 1914.

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¥ On June 23, 1927, The Sioux County Pioneer newspaper of North Dakota reports that President Calvin Coolidge will be “adopted” into a Sioux tribe at Fort Yates on the border of North Dakota. At the Sioux ceremony, photographers captured Coolidge, in suit and tie, as he was given a grand ceremonial feathered headdress. ¥ On June 22, 1944, President Franklin Roosevelt’s administration creates the Servicemen’s Readjustment Act of 1944, better known as the G.I. Bill. The bill gave returning servicemen access to unemployment compensation, low-interest home and business loans, and -- most importantly -- funding for education.

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