The Sentinella Axarquia December 2012

The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 100

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HAVE A FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS!!!

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Ref: S4-113

Almayate

4 Bed 2.5 Bath Townhouse (177m² built), excellent location, just a few minutes’ walk to shops, supermarkets, bars & restaurants, spacious throughout, living /dining room, f/f kitchen, utility area, 4 double beds, master en-suite, family bathroom, guest toilet, integral garage, garden, balcony, 2 roof terraces with views to sea & mountains (NEW! FANTASTIC PRICE)

Sales Price: 165,000€

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Almáchar

Charming Villa (100m² built, 2,500m² plot), beautiful views, gated entrance, lovely covered porch, spacious lounge/dining room with log-burner fire and mobile gas heater, f/f modern kitchen, master bed with A/C, 2nd double bed with electric radiator, a lovely bathroom with heated towel rail, outside utility area, pool, terraces & gardens

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Caleta

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Velez-Caleta

Fabulous 4 Bed 2.5 Bath End Townhouse, very spacious throughout, entrance hall, lovely large lounge, separate dining area, sun lounge, f/f modern kitchen, 4 double beds with balconies, master en-suite, family bathroom, integral garage, terraces & garden, 3 communal pools, tennis court and beautiful sea views (NEW! SUPERB VALUE)

Lovely 2 Bedroom Static Home (50m² built, 150m² plot), convenient location, near Caleta, Baviera Golf and El Ingenio Shopping Centre, 2 double bedrooms, small bedroom/office, 1 bathroom, lounge/diner/open-plan kitchen, Sat TV, parking for 2 cars & outside space for dining & sunbathing & communal pool. Community fee ONLY 250€ per year (VERY LOW FEES)

For Sale: 210,000€

For Sale: 34,950€

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Mezquitilla

Excellent 3 Bed 2.5 Bath Townhouse (179m² built, 200m² plot), sea views, near to beach, spacious throughout, entrance hall, lounge/diner, f/f large dining kitchen, 3 double beds (2 with balconies), 2 large baths (one en-suite), terraces to front & rear, lovely communal pool & gardens, Sat TV, internet, 2 underground parking places

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Torre del Mar

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m Fro Ed... e the th Is it really Christmas time already? It seems like this year has sprouted wings and flown by!

However you are spending the season of Goodwill this year, may it be your best yet, full of Love, joy and gifts, not just in the material sense, but those which emanate from the heart.

For the first time in nine fast-paced years, I am spending Christmas away from Spain. This year, Christmas 2012, I will be somewhere in the United States (probably LA), where I am heading for three months. Partly this is to promote and market my self-empowerment book launching soon, The Light, which has taken two years of my life to put together and is in order to raise money for seven charities.

Despite the pending book launch, I have been guided to the LA by the universe and after a number of synchronicities, including the fact that my true Love lives there, I am answering the very obvious call and packing my bags to prepare for the trip.

I’m not sure exactly how, where or with whom I will be celebrating Christmas this year, but in truth I am looking forward to something different and spontaneous. I feel that this year will be less about things and what I can get, and more about the subtle realm and what I can give – not physical presents, but Love to those who need it; shining the Light on those who are seemingly in the dark.

As I am writing this editorial column, a message is coming to me direct from the Light and it goes like this: “Towards the end of this year, whoever you are with and whatever you may be doing, do not forget that you are Divine and Eternal.

That means you will never die in the sense of disappearing forevermore. This planet – earth – is only the place which you are existing Now, but it is not the place where you will continue to exist throughout the rest of time. You are a Light being, also existing outside of the constraints of your physical body. The body is simply a container for your true self and that (your Soul) also exists simultaneously in the higher realms,

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Deposito Legal Ma-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent.

The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine.

May he rest in peace.

(Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

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Strange News

leading all the way up to God, the Source, the Creator, or whatever other name you would like to call it. Whatever traumas or catastrophes may be occurring around you right now, learn to live in Love not in fear and that way you will evolve and grow at this very special time. Remember, you are the Light.”

inside owl - An agoraphobic owl which is afraid of flying outside has been given his own red brick house in Liverpool.

Gandalf, the Great Grey owl, gets scared flying out in the open so his owners built his aviary inside a brick shed. He now spends his days watching the world go by out of his window.

"He is a bit of a wuss as he doesn't like flying in big open spaces," said owner Janet Southard, who runs the Wild Arena photography company, based inside Knowsley Safari Park near Liverpool. When we moved here we put him in the shed temporarily while we built his aviary outside. But he didn't want to move so now he has an aviary inside the lovely red brick shed. He loves sitting at the window and watching the other birds."

Wishing you all a peaceful and loving Christmas, from everyone at The Sentinella…

Keidi Keating

Editor (of the original little mag)!

tips and tricks..................................Page 8 Colours.............................................Page 24 Countries of the world....................Page 42 amazing Marine Life........................Page 48 Find the ???......................................Page 56 Christmas Party games...................Page 69 adult truths.......................................Page 70 Useless Facts....................................Page 72 recipe................................................Page 76 New Mum in town............................Page 77 Funny Pics........................................Page 90 Joke Book.........................................Page 91 share o’scope...................................Page 93 Paparazzi...........................................Page 94 Film review......................................Page 100 what’s On........................................Page 108 information......................................Page 110 Jokes................................................Page 112 Puzzles.............................................Page 114 horoscope.......................................Page 119

Posh shop in Liverpool!

trunk calls - An Asian elephant called Koshik has astounded scientists - by learning to speak Korean.

Researchers report that the mammal has learned to imitate human speech and can say five words in Korean.

The zoo animal places the tip of his trunk into his mouth to transform his natural low rumble into a convincing impression of a human voice.

It means elephants join a growing list of animals able to mimic human speech, from parrots and mynah birds to the recently reported case of a human-sounding beluga whale.

The study's lead author Dr Angela Stoeger, from the University of Vienna, said she first came across Koshik after videos of the elephant were posted on YouTube. After making contact with his owners, she went to his home, Everland Zoo in South Korea, to study his unusual vocal talent.

Dr Stoeger said: "We asked native Korean speakers to write down what they understood when we played back recordings from Koshik."

They found that Koshik's calls correlated to five Korean words meaning: "hello," “sit down,” "no,” “lie down” and “good."

Happy Christmas and a very prosperous New Year!!

From Rashid, his family and staff

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Planning On Cooking? and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Some priceless tips for budding chefs!

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

All your pains go away!

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Buy Smash mashed potato mix. It keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

Leftover wine??????? hELLO!!!!!!

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

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De Cotta Law A Lasting Power of Attorney for UK assets Sandra Wrightson, Partner, De Cotta Law this month we continue our feature on Power of attorneys. this time we focus on the ‘Lasting Power of attorney’ that can be used for Uk assets. what is a Lasting Power of attorney (LPa)?

It is a legal document that appoints someone to undertake actions and execute documents on your behalf. Often used by those that wish to plan ahead and set out in advance what they would like to happen should they become unable to make decisions for themselves in the future.

The rules on this changed fairly recently and for some it appears more bureaucratic and time consuming. The LPA superseded the old Enduring Power of Attorney in October 2007. An LPA is a Legal Document under UK law which allows someone that you have chosen, to act on your behalf if you were unable to act for yourself due to infirmity or lack of mental ca-

pacity. how does a LPa work?

Firstly, an application must be made to the Office of the Public Guardian, outlining who you wish to appoint as your Attorney. You can have more than one Attorney if you choose. Within the document you can state whether you wish to restrict your Attorneys in any way. For instance, you may allow them to make decisions for you regarding some aspects of your property or investments, however, you could restrict them from making decisions or taking action relating to others. It is up to you.

When the application forms have been completed, signed and witnessed, they are registered with the Court of Protection in the UK. Once registration is complete (this takes about 12 weeks) the LPA can be used by your Attorney to carry out transactions on your behalf. who can have an LPa? You must be over 18 years of age, of sound mind when appointing your Attorneys and have assets in the UK. You do not have to live in the UK. what happens if you do not have an LPa? In the past, it was usual for family members to look after their relatives and to act for them when they became infirm or incapacitated.

Children would care for parents and married couples would continue to look after each other’s affairs. Under the provisions of the Mental Capacity Act 2005 which incorporates legislation surrounding LPA’s, this is no longer possible. If you have not appointed an Attorney then no-one can act for you.

STOP PRESS! tax incentives for Property Purchases in spain end on 31st of December 2012.

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Inner Peace This is so true...

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without alcohol, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then You Are Probably the Family Dog!

Kids In Church 3-year-old Reese: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.

Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are sleeping.'

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The colour white projects purity, cleanliness, and neutrality. Doctors don white coats, brides traditionally wear white gowns and a white picket fence surrounds a safe and happy home.

White is said to: aid mental clarity; encourage us to clear clutter or obstacles; evoke purification of thoughts or actions; enable fresh beginnings.

White is the traditional colour worn by brides in the western world, as well as in Japan, but it is the colour of mourning in China and parts of Africa. It was the colour of deepest mourning

among medieval European queens, a tradition which survived in Spain until the end of the 15th century. It was the custom for the Queens of France to wear deuilblanc or "white mourning."

In Chinese culture, colours corresponded with the five primary elements, the directions and the four seasons. White was associated with metal, west and autumn.

A white flag is universally recognised as a symbol of truce.

The ancient Greeks wore white to bed to ensure pleasant dreams.

In Christianity, a white lily represents the Madonna.

According to leading manufacturers, white is still the best selling colour for the classic t-shirt.

If you drive a white vehicle, the message you send by driving is that you are fastidious.

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Wincham International Limited spanish inheritance tax – the 4 ½ year misconception explained Many of our Clients have informed us they have been advised that they should not inform the Spanish Authorities should a registered owner of a Spanish property pass away. The idea is that waiting 4.5 years before notifying the authorities of the death will mean that the Statute of Limitations will have passed and therefore no Tax will be payable.

This is a misconception as it only means the Tax Authorities cannot issue a demand unless they can prove that Tax Evasion has taken place – in this instance the Statute of Limitations does not apply as Tax evasion is a Criminal Offence.

In addition there are a number of issues which also need to be considered 1. It is a Legal requirement to Probate in Spain and pay all Taxes due within six months of a death – failure to do so will result in fines and interest being levied on the unpaid Tax. 2. Should the Taxes remain unpaid then the Spanish Authorities have the right to Embargo the property to ensure that Taxes are paid prior to the property being disposed of. This Embargo will also attract hefty costs in order to remove it.

3. It is a legal obligation for owners of Spanish property to submit an annual Tax Declaration in respect of the property. It will be necessary to continue submitting the Returns for the deceased person during the 4.5 years which is technically fraudulent.

4. It is illegal to operate a Bank Account in the name of a deceased person.

5. Complications arise should a further Registered owner of the property pass away before Probate has been completed.

6. In many cases the remaining property owner will often decide some months after a bereavement that they do not wish to occupy the property without their loved one and that they would really rather sell up and return home to family and friends in the UK. This will obviously mean the property will need to be registered correctly before it can be sold – taxes will need to be paid and any fines incurred discharged.

7. As a UK Executor of a UK Estate there is a responsibility to discharge all Taxes prior to the distribution of assets. Should all Taxes not be discharged before distribution of assets then the Executor may be personally liable for any outstanding taxes. Under recent legislation debts due in the Spanish jurisdiction can now be collected through the UK Courts.

Given the on-going financial crisis that the Spanish economy is enduring there has been considerably more pressure placed upon Autonomous Regions to try to combat the lack of funds by raising and collecting outstanding taxes. As we have previously highlighted in our articles, over the past 12 months in Spain both residents and non-residents have experienced an increase in Capital Gains Tax (CGT), Wealth Tax being reintroduced, Non Resident Income Tax increased and the investigation of undeclared resale purchases within the last 4 years and it is likely that the non-payment of Inheritance Tax will also come under scrutiny in the near future. so what can be done to mitigate the impact of inheritance tax in spain?

The Wincham Solution- Our solution simplifies matters by assisting Clients to invest their Spanish property into a UK company, of which they are both Directors and shareholders, ensuring they remain in control of the asset whilst eradicating Spanish IHT. Contrary to popular belief there is no 7-10% Property Transfer Tax payable on this transaction. Our method enables clients to utilise Spanish legislation to conveniently own and maintain their home within a corporate structure in the most tax efficient way. Some Spanish paralegals recommend the use of an Off-Shore Company to own a Spanish property, this type of company is subject to an additional 3% tax burden each year. A UK company is not classed as Off-Shore and therefore does not have this additional 3% tax to pay.

If you would be interested in receiving your Free Spanish Inheritance tax Illustration and the opportunity to discuss how this method of ownership could benefit your personal circumstances please visit www.winchamiht.com or scan the QR code below. Alternatively contact one of our advisers on +44 (0)1260 299700 (UK) or 0034 965 830 991 (Spain).

TORROX MULTIPARQUET & SERVICES since 2002 reforming and decorating for you!

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Ave El Faro Comercial Larios No4 (close to La Caixa Bank), 29793 Torrox Costa Call: Matthias 652 357 584 Website: www.multiparquet .es For more information and no obligatory quote!

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re! Want healthy heat with no maintenance, mould or fumes and thermostatically controlled? Con- re a t tact Gary at infrasol on 951 258 010 for a s o xC Torro viewing, quote or to book a viewing.

Great fun, great exercise and a great night out www.infrasol.eu.com at Yo Jive Modern Jive dance classes held Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com on a Tuesday evening at Restaurante Parquesol in El Morche Torrox Costa. Modern Jive (sometimes known as leroc, ceroc back in the UK) is a fusion of many dance styles to modern music (although it says Jive its not rockn'roll!)

Why not give it a go, a few lessons and you will be hooked. Every week we have a beginners class, you do not need a partner, come alone or bring a friend. It’s easy it’s fun and it’s a great way to meet new people. Email, call or find us on facebook to find out more. Class starts at 8pm but doors are open from 7.45 pm.

Tapas & Freestyle dance party on 8th December. Call to book a ticket 10€. t it he abou ad all

If you are thinking if reforming think of Multiparquet & sevices based in Torrox Costa since 2002 reforming and decorating for you!

Specialising in Parquet flooring, underfloor heating, decorating, reforms and they provide an IKEA service, they supply, deliver and assemble. Call Matthias 652 357 584.

CardioDance: Learn to salsa, cha cha, swing and hustle to an aerobic workout. Dance classes also held in all these, plus rumba, sal cha and choreographed routines. 606 086 300

Caribe is open for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day & New Years Eve with a fantastic menu for only 35€ per person, a welcome drink followed by four courses. Call in or telephone to reserve your table on 952 530 831. Caribe is located on the Paseo Maritimo with an uninterrupted views of the mediterranean.

This month at rebeccah Curtis wellbeing Centre our special offer is for a Skin Sensations luxury facial treatment with 24 carat gold!

Let your skin sparkle for Christmas - only 45€ Call for more information or to book an appointment. Powerplate sessions are still only 4€ or book a course of 10 for only 20€. The centre is open Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm. Rebeccah would like to wish her clients a Happy Christmas and a very prosperous new year.

russells British store always have a great stock of favourite British products. We now have in stock Christmas products such as chocolates, crackers, Christmas puddings and more and we are taking orders for meats. Also in store we have vegetarian food and frozen Weight Watchers ready meals as well as our normal frozen food section. Popular ciders such as Scrumpy Jack as well as Guinness, lager and Crabbies ginger beers. Cleaning products, toiletries, pet food and greeting cards and more. Every month we have special offers in store so please call in to see our December offers. If we haven't got something you are looking for please ask and we can try and

Visit sylvia Bowyer, a qualified practicioner since 2001 for Bowtech treatment at the Rebeccah Curtis wellness centre on Tues or Fri or at Egos in Competa on Mon & Wed. The Bowen Technique is a hands-on therapy that is applied using gentle pressure it can provide relief for many types of injuries and other health problems, it is appropriate for all ages.

Bowen technique addresses the whole body holistically by restoring balance via the autonomic nervous system. Call Sylvia to find out more. Opening times at Rebeccah Curtis are Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm.get it.

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from 12.30 until 9.30pm only 11€. Book and eat before 1.30 and get a free bottle of wine. There is plenty of going on in December 7th is quiz night with Julie, 13th is REPS dinner dance with gasoline, 14th Quiz night with Hugh, 15th Maika Lavera and the Grajos, 21st Quiz night with Julie and Hugh and Christmas Eve is with Eamonn O´Connor. Christmas day lunch is served from 1pm 3 course meal, party hats, crackers etc.. only 45€. Book ticket now to avoid disappointment. 28th is Music Quiz and 31st New years Eve Party with Johnny

Hi, we would like to introduce you to “guido Bauer s.L.”. We are a family business dedicated to all types of property management. We now have one large office in Torrox Costa, Centro International Block 76, ground floor. We are no longer connected to the office which we had opposite Supersol in Torrox Costa, this office is now an independent agent who has nothing to do with Guido Bauer S.L., please direct all enquiries to us in Block 76 this is very important for us.. thank you. Here you will find our friendly team all tri-lingual speaking Spanish, English, German and French. We are estate agents, property managers and rental agents, also helpful with translation services, wills and inheritance and all types of insurances. Our dedicated rental team can offer you long and short term rentals. We are open REAL BARGAINS! everyday from 9.30–14.00 and 16.00–20.00 GREAT OPPORTUNITIES! also Saturdays from 10.30–14.00. We are also Super studio apartments in Torrox Costa, contactable on our mobiles 24hrs. Come and 35/45m2 with excellent views to beach and see us, I am sure we can help you. Our motto promenade, fully furnished, american kitchen, centrally located to all amenities, ¨Guido Bauer once a client, always a client¨¨.

Plenty going on at restaurante El Pino in Torrox Park. We offer a wide choice of both English and Indian dishes. Friday nights is still Fish and Chips night, buy 2 Fish and Chip meals and get a free bottle of wine. Sunday lunches, probably the best in the area. Choice of starters, main courses and desserts, served

Guido Ba Block 76, G 29793 Torrox Costa bars, restaurants and shops, enclosed www.guidob terrace, community pool, tennis courts.

Sales: Siobha "EXCELLENT RENTAL POTENTIAL" Rentals: Manue Hollywood and Silver Fox, buffet meal non members 15€, tickets on sale now. Pool night everyThursday and Sunday evenings is our free and easy night hosted by Johnny Hollywood.

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Join us at Los amigos in December. Our regular line up of line dancing is on Mondays at 7pm. Every Tuesday at 3.30pm we have traditional skittles. Quiz night and play your cards right every Wednesday at 9pm. Pool night on Thursdays. Karaoke on Fridays at 9pm and Sunday nights Open Jam sessions from 9pm.

Saturday nights entertainment in December we have Alan Miles on the 1st, Flip on the 8th, Los Amigos Variety Show on the 15th and Paul Lockey on 22nd. Friday 7th Christmas Fayre at 10.30 and in the evening a Tails Karaoke Party at 9pm. Thursday 20th we will have our Grand Xmas draw at 9pm and on Christmas Eve celebrate the evening with Robin and Brians Christmas disco from 9pm. New Years eve buffet is now sold out.

auer S.L. Ground floor a Tel 952 532427 bauersl.com an 606 631 143 ela 654 369 298

Make 2013 A New Year To Remember advertise your torrox business here for just 20 euros a month No Contract!

Call Michelle 651 564 046 email:sales@thesentinella.com day market is held. UK clothes, new stock every two weeks and now a small selection of larger sizes in store. For Christmas we have plenty of bling and Christmas gifts. As well as fashion you can have a spray tan either in the shop for only 20€ or have a spray tanning party of 3 or more people and the party holder gets 5€ off. At Dollys you can also have your hair straightenened or curled saving you the hassle for just 10€ and coming soon we will have hair extensions. Also coming soon are Ann Summers parties. Call in or make an appointment on 691 168 529

Contact Lewis insurance services for reputable buildings and contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought and sold, - Ref.1166 Torrox Costa Price: Only 60,000€ call Mark on 653 322 392.

REAL BARGAINS! GREAT OPPORTUNITIES! ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE!

- Ref.1121 Torrox Costa Price: 70,000€ - Ref.2007 Torrox Costa Price: 75,000€ - Ref.1176 Torrox Costa Price: 77,000€

Dollys in Torrox Costa is a womens fashion and accessories shop, easy to find just across the road from the Post Office where the Mon

If you would like to reserve space in the Torrox Costa section from just 20 euros a month with no contract. Please call : 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com

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Sue & Carsten offer you a warm Christmas welcome

Come and get in the Christmas spirit with our Danish Gløgg, Sue's Mince pies & Carsten's Risalamande Join in our Christmas bottle raffle, tickets available NOW!!

Christmas Eve - Party Night - Old fashioned sing-a-long with “Piano Paul” Christmas Day - Open as normal Boxing Day Afternoon - Back by popular demand!!!

FUN QUIZ with Mr. John ‘Scrooge’ himself!!

See you there!

Open from midday to late 6 days a week (closed Thursdays)

Tel: 952 967 734

Find us on Paseo Maritimo, Torrox Costa At the end of Avda. El Faro, down the steps and we are on the right just behind the “Ruins”

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Laguna Beach - Torrox Costa Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch

Christmas Dinner - 5 courses New Year’s Eve Party with fireworks - Live Music with ‘Paul Lockey’ formerly of The Foundations and Bronco Please call for more information Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year A BIG thank you for all your support and custom over this last year!!

9am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Sunday 1pm - 8pm / Closed Wednesdays For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

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Redwell® - The Original For More Than 12 Years For more than 12 years, infra-red heaters from Redwell® have provided the highest manufactured quality and unique designs.

The Austrian manufacturer specialises in the production of infra-red heating systems, and continuous research and development in co-operation with universities guarantee an outstanding product quality as well as the latest technology.

with a large wooden base. It is the ideal auxiliary heater, as it fits on or under a table or desk. Heat is supplied from both sides.

whY redwell®?

redwell® infra-red heaters offer the best benefits – for your property, your electricity bill and yourself

* Infra-red heaters with specially-developed internal storage — keep running times lower.

This means heat with lower costs! * Picture heaters in enamel print — colour-fast, and no optical reflection * Long distance operation of the heating waves — so suitable for big rooms * 7 years experience on the Spanish market * 5 years vendor warranty NEw: No more cold feet with the 'Desk Heater'. This little heater has an elegant design

*Protect your property against dampness and mould! *Reduce your electricity bill with Redwell® heaters! *Enjoy the clean air in your home without dust, pollen, bacteria and mould spores! treat yourself to energy savings, high comfort, a healthy indoor environment and NO maintenance costs!

Contact us or visit the exhibition in our shop!

The leading brand in Infrared Heating Heat up your home in a healthy and economical way!

Infrared Design Heating System: Pictures, Mirrors, Glass, Blackboards, Columns etc.

-New additional product line of frameless white panels: More power for your money.

-All Redwell® heaters have a partial storage heater to keep running times lower.

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Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952539742, mobile: 606423869, Email: sscharler@gmx.de

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(with hosts “Flip” & “Jonny Unplugged”) Free drink to everyone who plays!

Jam Night Special - All shorts & mixer - 3€ All shots - 1€

Happy Hour Sundays 12pm - 4pm (1€ bottle, 2€ pint San Miguel, 1€ glass of wine)

Aerobic Classes Weds & Fri with Tracey - 10am Saturday 8th December - Live Music with “Gasoline” Open Christmas Day from 6pm John & Carol would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Great New Year Parties & Functions catered for

Open 11am - Late 7 days a week Call: 667 954 901 or 664 259 968 Torrox Park (bar on the goat track) www.casamarias.webs.com

The Sentinella team wishes everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Healthy & Wealthy New Year!!

El Peñoncillo, Torrox Costa Daily Large selection of Tapas - €1 Glass of wine - €0.90 Glass of beer - €1 Friday evenings Fish ‘n’ Chip night

(Free bottle of wine with every 2 meals)

From Keidi, Kami, Tony & Michelle xxxx

Traditional Sunday Lunch Every Sunday 1pm - 4pm Only €10.50 - 3 courses To reserve call: 666 752 478 Opening hours - 10am - 11pm (Closed Mondays) Kitchen open all day

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interesting Facts - With national parks, rare indigenous birds and the second-largest boiling lake in the world, Dominica is potentially a great tourist attraction. But poor infrastructure and the absence of a large airport has impeded the industry's growth.

Christopher Columbus visited the island in 1493. As he landed on a Sunday, he called the island Dominica (Sunday Island).

During the early seventeenth century, both the British and French had settlements on Dominica.

Dominica gained its independence in 1978.

In November 2004 an earthquake occurred in the north of Dominica causing millions of dollars of damage.

Dominica suffered from hurricanes in 1979 (Hurricane David), 1980 (Hurricane Allen), 1995 (Hurricane Luis) and 1999 (Hurricane Lenny).

100% Damp Proofing solutions Welcome to MAdeREINA S.L. we are specialists in preventing and repairing damages from mould, moisture and water leakage by deep-impregnation of surfaces like cement, concrete, bricks tiles etc.

Our high-efficient, 100% ecological and non-toxic LiFE LastiNg products give a permanent protection and it leaves a water repellent surface.

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Clear-view Glass Curtains

Covering The Axarquia and surrounding area since 2003

To celebrate our up and coming 10th anniversary, we have a one off pre-Christmas promotion! w 6 DOUBLE GLAzED WINDOWS FROM 1,495€ + IVA w 12 DOUBLE GLAzED WINDOWS FROM 2,950€ + IVA AND FREE HIGH SECURITY ENTRANCE DOOR w FREE MOSQUITO SCREENS ON ALL WINDOWS This OFFER wont last and is based on the first 10 orders.

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Simon & Tracey would like to wish all their clients a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

Opening hours for Christmas and the New Year are: 23rd - Open as normal, 24th - 26th - Closed, 27th & 28th 9am - 2pm, 31st - 9am - 2pm, New Years Day - Closed, 2nd - 4th Jan - 9am - 2pm, 7th (3 kings) - Closed Open as normal from the 8th Jan 2013

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The Whale shark is the biggest fish in the world.

A shark does not have one bone in its body.

Its skeleton is made up of cartilage, a tough material similar to that which shapes the human ear.

The Swell shark, found in New Zealand, barks like a dog.

Weird things have been found inside a shark,

such as a nail, a bottle of wine, a treasure chest, coats, a suit of armour, a drum and a torpedo.

A shark’s skin is covered with denticles, which are small, razor-sharp teeth. These can be removed from a shark’s body, and afterwards, the remaining skin can be made into very strong leather.

A pair of shoes made from shark leather can last up to four times longer than shoes made with cowhide.

Sharks have very good senses. Sometimes a shark is called “a swimming nose”, for its great sense of smell. They can easily detect prey which is in the sand, as well as at night.

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Amazing Marine Life (Continued) A shark also has a remarkable sensitivity to vibrations in the water. It can feel the movements made by other animals hundreds of feet away, and can hear sounds from thousands of feet away. They can tell the direction from which the sound is coming, too.

Sharks cannot eat Puffer fish, because the Puffer fish inflates like a balloon and pokes the shark’s mouth with its sharp needles.

Most sharks give birth to their babies; only a few sharks lay eggs.

Most sharks have six to twelve babies at a time, but the Hammerhead and Tiger shark can have as many as 40 babies at a time.

Most species of sharks can swim up to 20-40

mph. A Makoshark has been recorded at more than 60 miles per hour.

A shark has three types of fins. They have two dorsal fins on their back, one fin beneath their body — called the pectoral fin (not all species have it) — and the caudal fin is the tail.

A Whale shark has more than 4,000 teeth, but each is less than 1/8 inch long. A shark may go through 1,000 sets of teeth during its lifetime; when it loses a tooth, one replaces it.

A Whale shark weighs about 90,000 pounds.

The second largest shark is the Basking shark, which can be as much as 40 feet long.

A wasp or bee is more dangerous to humans than a shark: every year, 100 people die from wasp or bee stings, yet hundreds of millions of people go swimming, and sharks kill only about six of them!

Only about 25 sharks have been known to actually attack people, but every year, people kill thousands of sharks. They are killed for food, oil, skins and sport.

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Nerja is renowned for its friendly, efficient local businesses, caring charities and all-round community spirit. It makes sense to support the best of the best, so check these out! rafters rastro – New 2 You Shop. We buy and sell your unwanted household items. We sell a huge variety of goods which are changing every day. Normally we have in stock; a wide range of furniture, lamps, vases, ornaments, general bric a brac, books and good quality second-hand clothes. Contact Alan or Wendy.

Come and see Glenn and Carlos at the Big garage. With more than 50 years experience as mechanics speaking English, Spanish, German and Dutch. They repair and service all makes of vehicles including 4x -4’s. Steel aluminium welding. Also long term car storage available. They are easy to find - leave the motorway exit and turn right down toward Nerja. Turn right just before Lidl and you will see our green door as you drive a short way into the industrial estate. New to the Costa del Sol is the Classic Car Club Nerja. Call 610 101 456 or email arnovanleeuwen@yahoo.es to find out more about membership details. The Classic Car Club Nerja has chosen The Big Garage as their place for repairs, restoration, storage, appraisals and more... and the Big Garage is offering a 20% discount on labour costs for members of the Classic Car Club Nerja.

Firstly Merry Christmas to all and the very best in the New Year to everyone from all at Olas. We are closed for holidays & general reshuffle with makeover through most of the month reopening on the Saturday 29th of December at 10am with a new additional 60+ inch TV for a big footy programme on that day then through to Jan with our special New Years Eve Disco DJ Kaptain Krap will spin the discs to bring in the many New Years celebrated around the world. The disco is free to all with a buffet for the drinkers! We as always will get some sparkle going with a gimmick or two so would be great to see you at some point during the day or night.

Get the best veiw of the Balcon fire works and letting a few of ourselves so be there or be boring x N.Y.D our traditonal dip in the med, last year 42 mad people from all over joined hands and did the run and dip, was great fun & look forward to seeing people for it at around 1.30pm, meet at the bar 1pm, a free hot or cold drink to all who take part believe me the sea is lovely and warm!! Thanks for all your support in 2012 and look forward to 2013 with all of our local friends and holiday makers a like from around the globe be safe, Dean Jill and all at Olas Sports lounge Bar. Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment.

Visit ink and Chips on C/Perez. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges and peripherals as well as laptop and printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year.

Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices - a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991.

We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems.

Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments and prices as well as directions to and pictures of the clinic. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish / Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French and Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

Nerja household Centre - If you are looking to sell your unwanted items of furniture, white goods or purchase quality items of household goods in the Nerja area check out our website: www.nerjahouseholdcentre.com or call for a free valuation. We also offer other services, removals, domestic hire and part or complete house clearances. Family run business for the last 25 years. We would like to take this opportunity to wish all clients old and new a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Have you been to Chique Bar on Calle Chaparil? Now under new ownership and management, come and meet Stevie and her team, they have a great selection of beers including Mahou, Victoria, John Smith, Guiness, Crabbies to name a few. They serve tapas, wraps, snacks and pastries plus have a wide selection of coffees and teas and every month they will have a guest tea... great to enjoy with a pastry! Every Monday is Stitch ´n Bitch 12-2pm, The first Wednesday of each month is Book Club from 12.30 until 1.30. Every Friday night is Quiz night with free tapas, maximum four people per team, starts at 9pm. They also have a pool table and team, and show all major sporting events on TV. There is wifi and airconditioning in the bar. They look forward to welcoming Vicki Diane Designs - I am a former blues singer and pianist - now jewellery designer. My jewellery is inspired by the beauty of the Mediterranean surroundings, where I have been for 15 years now - between here and lush green Cheshire in the UK. It is big and bold, unique, original, and affordable too. If you mention The Sentinella when you visit the Craft Shows - you will receive a 10% discount. I look forward to meeting you :). “the Cool hot Dude” brings to you this winter’s “Hotties”, the leading microwave heated hot water bottle.

Safe and easy to use. Hotties are ultra convenient to use, with only a couple of minutes heating in the microwave whilst staying warm for hours. Keep warm this winter for only 10 euros. Call “The Hot Dude” on 664 689 138 or visit the Trapiche Market at Trapiche on Tuesday or The Puente don Manuel Market on a Friday. Free delivery in the Axarquia area.

If your car needs repairing or you want to have is spray panted, visit Jonathan at artucolor for the best price and service. Artucolor is a general mechanics workshop offering car body repairs and body painting.

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GU!R! are returning to La Maroma Asador to play live on Saturday 15th December.

Plenty of dancing plus this Asador gets rave reviews for its menu on TripAdvisor for value and quality!

Restaurant Asador “La Maroma” invites you to spend a magical evening on New Year’s Eve! The long night of partying includes the following; wFirst we will offer you a cocktail of Biembenida

wThen we will offer hot & cold delicacies from the Chef wWe continue with tasty soups/broths wSupreme Sidra Hake with Prawns and Clams wSorbet wSalsa Pork Tenderloin Rosini wDesserts wLucky Grapes wCava! Chat! Live-Music!

During the course of the festival we will offer a variety of canapes and snacks and keep you refreshed!!

Price per person: 40€ We have 3 different dining / function rooms with seating for 70, 90 or 400 persons offering Dinners, Events, Parties, Celebrations, etc.

Easy Parking - Open every day For more information and reservations:

952 51 82 88 / 657 33 28 35 / 600 43 06 39

Avda. Andalucia S/N, 29716, Canillas de Aceituno La Maroma Asador

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Find The ............?

The Cat’s BACK!! In this picture, simply find it! Last month’s answer on page 120

Simon & Victoria would like to thank all their customers for supporting them and wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Rendezvous Bar & Restaurant

Light bites including: Fried Camembert Fresh Scallops Homemade Chicken Liver Pate

SKY / ESPN

(Bar area only)

Christmas Opening: Closed 25th - 27th Dec and 1st January Open Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve

NEW WINTER MENU

including Lamb Shanks in Rosemary & Mint, Liver Bacon & Onions, Beef Stew & Dumplings, Finest Steaks, Fresh Salmon & Chicken from the Grill.

Fresh Homemade Italian Pizzas & Fresh Pastas Take Away Menu/Service AVailable

PASTA NIGHT (every Thursday)

MENU OF THE DAY (every Sunday)

3 courses 10.95€ Prawn Cocktail or Homemade Chicken Liver Pate, Homemade Lasagne & Salad, Sausage & Mash with onion gravy, Pork Fillet with Mushroom Sauce, Spotted Dick, Chocolate Sponge, Apple Crumble with (drink includes Small Beer, Custard, Mixed Ice Cream Soft Drink, Glass of Wine) (Menu subject to change) WINTER OPENING HOURS

Any Pasta & Drink 6.95€ per person

Monday - Closed Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 10am – Late Saturday 12pm - Late & Sunday - 12pm – 8pm

HEATED TERRACE Camino de Venta Baja, Puente Don Manuel, La Viñuela Please contact Victoria or Simon on 676 582 147 or 622 404 339 for reservations and details of forthcoming special nights & events

CHRISTMAS OFFER Book an advert during December for January 2013 and receive a FREE Business Directory Listing for 3 months worth 30 euros (adverts inc. are 1/4, 1/2 & full page, min. contract 3 months)

Call 664 210 468 sales@thesentinella.com

Merry Christmas Medical Thermography & Nutrition PREVENTION - EARLY DETECTION - MONITORING

Janet Van Dam tel: 618 989 125 www.well-therm.com janetvandam@live.com Clinics at: El Morche, Competa, Puente Don Manuel

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Opening Hours 12pm - 4pm 6.30pm - 12am avda. andalucia, 35, algarrobo Costa tel: 952 551 439 Mob: 673 160 208

MENU DEL Dia 5.90€ 6.90€ EVENiNgs

Painter & Decorator *Qualified Tradesman *Over 35 years experience *All aspects of the trade covered *Reasonable Rates *References Supplied

952 030 891 628 653 676

DENtist Dr Bakri

*Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

Torrox Costa Tel: 952 53 20 12

Emergencies: 678 974 892

English Dental Technician 30 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640

T&J

services we Provide wPersonal care in the comfort of your home wrespite Care

Uk CarE agENCY wNight Care

“who cares? we care” w24hr live-in Care tel: 0034 673 281 487 whome help ask for tina or Josh wshopping Email: wCompanionship info@ukcareagency.co.uk wOther related services www.ukcareagency.co.uk available on request

POOL TABLE

INTERNET ACCESS

BAR ATILA FREE WI-FI

SKY SPORTS

SUNDAY ROASTS

FULL HD!

MERRY CHRISTMAS XMAS PARTY MENU THROUGHOUT DECEMBER - €14.95 Open 10am til late. Kitchen open til 9pm (til 5pm on Sundays)

POOL COMPETITION Wed 5th Dec – 1pm Best of 3 frame knockout.

Please ask for details

€5 ENTRY - ALL WELCOME

HAPPY HOUR! Mon - Sat 6pm - 7pm Beer - €1.50 / pint Spirit & mixer - €2.00 CLOSED THURSDAYS WHAT’S ON THIS CHRISTMAS

XMAS QUIZ

CHRISTMAS EVE: Festive sing-song with FREE mince pies and sausage rolls - 7pm

Sat 29th Dec – 8pm A fun, light-hearted Christmas challenge!

CHRISTMAS DAY: Open 12 - 2.30pm BOXING DAY: Closed

Please ask for details

NEW YEAR´S EVE: Party Time! Dress as a Movie Title - Music from DJ Steve

For more info join our Facebook group “Bar Atila – Puente don Manuel”

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CLOSED FROM 1st – 14th JAN

663 393 987

C/Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel

aUtOCOOL The only mobile service specialising solely in car air-con systems.

Get your a/c serviced now before next summer and before it lets you down.

Have your headlights gone opaque or yellow?

This is now a fail on After Before the ITV test so get them professionally refinished.

For both services call Mike now on 951 321446 or 616 264067 www.autocoolspain.com

CAR BOOT SALES OLD & NEW Sundays 2nd & 16th December

“BARGAINS GALORE” Restaurant El Pantano 9.30am - 1.30pm

(On the A356 towards Colmenar, overlooking the lake)

Call: 619 471 301 / 657 399 995

zalia Properties Sales & Rentals

“For own Castle in Spain” Urgently wanted Long term Property rentals for Clients looking NOw! “Jackie & Ruth wish you all a Merry Christmes & a Happy New Year” Now Members of giving your property further coverage Contact Us: info@zaliaproperties.com www.zaliaproperties.com 0034 952 51 97 18

Michael/Maria Reeve Tlfn: (+34) 669 899 065

Email: acecarrental@hotmail.co.uk www.acecarrental.biz

Airport pick-up and delivery

Fiat Panda 2007 Rent to Buy option 260€ x 12 months, includes Insurance.

Or rent long term 250€ minimum 3 month hire

No more mowing, watering or dead spots!

Artificial grass is the solution for a unique ground covering.

For more info or a free quotation

Call: 619 317 211

www.a X arVErDE .COM

Sat.Co

Want to see the latest in TV Technology?

“FREESAT”

Stunning High Definition TV - For FREE? No Card, No Subscription, No Contract!

Also available: Spanish Digital TV, FreeSat + HD, Sky Plus HD, Other Language Systems Full range of 3D HD TV Sets, delivered and installed for free.

Installations, Dishes, Alignments, Cards, Multi-Room etc.

Appointments available in all areas 7 days a week

Call us early for same day service!!

For a FREE - No Obligation Home Demonstration Call: 657 484 853 Or email: tproctor29@yahoo.com

ALL WORK FULLY GUARANTEED

“Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year”

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New Pub In Canillas De Aceituno

On January 11th 2013 their dream will come true...

Danish police officer, musician and former pub owner Kim Tech Christensen and his wife Ina welcomes you to the opening of "The Heart of Gold" pub in Canillas de Aceituno.

At the perfect location – right next to the village square at Llanillo no.16 del municipio de Canillas de Aceituno – Kim and Ina have transformed an existing, original Spanish bar into an international pub, offering live music, bingo, quiz nights, karaoke and English and German sports on TV. Besides traditional pub beverages, a traditional “ploughman’s lunch” and popular “Danish open sandwiches" are on the menu.

Future events involve the guests – both the local Spanish population as well as expats. The

Cafe - Bar “Serving a selection of new dishes and of course, Fresh Fish! Attractive prices”

Scandinavian Christmas dish available during December just 9€ Fresh Cod & Chips available everyday just 8€ Fresh Home-Made Desserts!

Special Offer! Delicious Lobster 500gr. - only 18€ C/Marquita 3, Paseo Puerta del Mar, Almuñecar Tel: 958 630 245 / 629 882 696 You can find us near the old Post Office, in front of the entrance to the underground car park.

Closed Wednesdays

couple, who speak English and German fluently, encourages everybody to come forward with their wishes or ideas. “The ideal scenario would be if everyone takes a liking to The Heart of Gold Pub, making it a fun and nice place for them to meet and have a good time”.

The Heart of Gold Pub, named after a song by Neil Young, opens on January 11th, at 12 midday. Among other activities there will be live music performed by the British folk musician Anthony Stevenson (Kim will join and play along).

For more information: www.heartofgoldpub.es or you email us: info@heartofgoldpub.es

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM

Electro Fernández ELECtriC iNstaLLatiONs aND tEstiNg tELL Us what YOU NEED - wE wiLL hELP YOU!!

DOMEstiC aND BUsiNEssEs

P Electrical systems

P LED lighting

P Heaters

P Installation of air

P Telecommunications - TV - SAT

conditioning systems, etc.

P Repairs and Maintenance

we also have a team of Professional services; ELECtriCaL wOrks PLUMBiNg - PLastEriNg CarPENtrY - aLL kiNDs OF rEFOrMs - tV, EtC.

ask for a totally free and no obligatory quote!

tel: 951 258 182 - 687 493 411 avda. Esperanto, 93 - torrox Costa

E-mail: electrofernandez010@hotmail.com

Andalucia-Service Looking for an extra income, and also ensuring your property is looked after at the same time?

Experienced and Qualified Rental Company are in urgent need of properties in the following areas; Canillas de Aceituno, Torre del Mar, Caleta de Vélez and Algarrobo Costa.

Please call Jorgen on: 646 271 895 email: info@andalucia-service.dk NE W

Manuel Bermudez Ocaña Qualified Property Adviser Member de los Colegios Oficiales de Angentes de la Propiedad Inmobiliaria de España and acknowledged by SOAH to offer services and give advice.

If you have concerns about the legality of your property, I can examine your documents and advise you what future action to take.

My fee for this is between 60-100 euros.

If your paper work is favourable you can proceed yourself, I will tell you the offices to approach or I can provide this service.

Your house has rights providing your legal papers are in order and registered at the appropriate offices.

Telephone 653 334 380 (English) E-mail: property-advisor@hotmail.com

R FUEAL N!

New powerful 500cc 4x4 Buggies on the Costa del Sol. Discover the magnificent inland Andalucia in a spectacular way! w w w w

Property Concerns

Half day tour 31/2 hours The ideal gift or just an adrenaline boost Ideal for stags, hens or birthdays, etc.

Drivers from 21 years with licence

You will experience the ultimate adventure, crossing rivers in a ”breathtaking” manner and being guided to places you have never been. Come and have a try!!

Call: 653 635 180 Email: info@buggytours.net www.buggytours.net

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

Christmas at

ARKWRIGHTS

The British Store & More Your No. 1 Stop Shop Open 7 days a week OF PUENTE DON MANUEL - NEAR LAKE VIñUELA NEXT TO THE FERRETERIA, AT THE END OF THE PARADE OF SHOPS AT THE CRUz DE PERIANA

DECEMBEr OFFErs Free raffle now drawn weekly 50€ or 60€ phone credit. spend 30€ and get a free bottle of wine.

QUaLitY strEEt, rOsEs, CELEBratiONs & hErOEs all at

7.50€ a tin

Christmas orders being taken for Meats, turkeys, Fruit & Veg including COX's OraNgE PiPPiNs. By order only - Organic Christmas cakes

the Parcel Force to be reckoned with Sending or Collecting items from UK or Europe

Christmas at

ARKWRIGHTS

Where you are Number ONE Not one of a number Puente don Manuel WE ONLY CLOSE TWO DAYS OF THE YEAR, CHRISTMAS DAY & NEW YEAR’S DAY, WE DO NOT CLOSE FOR SPANISH OR BRITISH HOLIDAYS

Other offers Mince Pies 1€; Mincemeat 1.80€; iced fruit cake; goose fat; Brandy butter; Clotted cream; Boxed chocolates from 2.30€; Boxed Christmas cards 10cts (no printing error); Diaries .75cts; Calendars 1€; Christmas Puds 2.60€; LiNDa's Pickled Onions are back (thEsE BitE BaCk). we wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and Prosperous 2013. we thank all our customers for their support in 2013 Christmas opening hours are in the shop.

To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com

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Christmas Party Games Get the party started!!!!

What Is In The Stocking? things required Pair of large stockings Ribbon 20 Christmas materials like Santa Claus dummy, star, Christmas tree craft, plastic balls, bells, bird house, candies, North Pole, candle, place card holder and the likes.

Procedure Take a large stocking. Fill it with the Christmas materials as stated above. Tie the open end with ribbon.

Make the family members sit in a circle. The first person gets the stocking. He touches the things from outside the stocking and guesses what it could be. He has to write them on the paper. Allot 2-3 minutes per person.

Then he passes the stocking to the person next to him and he repeats the same process. The game continues until the last person writes his note.

Collect the notes from each of the participants.

Untie the ribbon and take out the stuff one by one and show it to your guests.

The person who get the maximum guesses right is the winner of the game.

Drop The Snowball things required White ball A basket Whistle Procedure Divide the family into pairs. Give a white colour ball to each pair. Keep equal number of baskets as the number of pairs in another corner of the room. Keep the baskets with some space in between.

Each pair has to stand back to back with a ball tucked in between their backs. With the blowing of whistle, the pairs have to move towards the basket taking care that their ball does not fall down in the middle. If it falls they need to go back to the starting point and start again.

They need to drop the ball in the basket. The pair to do it first is the winner of the game.

N u R s e RY N e e d s ANNouNCeMeNT

Many thanks to all the kind people who took time to text, email & call me regarding the sale of my business.

After a great deal of soul searching I have decided to carry on running Nursery Needs.

We have a huge order of brand new stock arriving after Christmas & look forward to seeing all my existing clients & some new ones, Many thanks Dawn

“The hire company for the little ones”

We welcome you to inspect, select & collect from our SHOWROOM at LAKE VIñUELA In order to give clients individual attention please phone for an appointment before visiting. We are situated at KM29 (on right) off A356 1km past Camping & Pantano Restaurant. We are signposted from there. From bouncy chairs to buggies, stairgates to sterilisers.

Everything you need for when little ones come to visit.

PHONE DAWN ON: 627 931 360 WEBSITE: www.nurseryneeds.com EMAIL: dawn@nurseryneeds.com

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Adult Truths A few home truths to think about...

between boredom and hunger.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

How many times is it appropriate to say “what” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise your’re wrong.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, pinning the tail on the Donkey - but I’d bed everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I have had a hard time deciphering the fine line

Map quest really needs to start their directions on no. 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

The first tentacular guard, the ‘Cup’, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realise that their brain is also important.

Clinica Casa Blanca Therapy Centre Torrox Costa since 2008

Osteopathy, Massages, Bowen technique, Lymphatic drainage, Reflexology, Reiki, Shiatsu, Craneo Sacral, Ear-Acupuncture Special Massage Offers!

* Whole body massage 75 min: 1 session = 39€ - 3 sessions = 108€ * Whole body massage 2 hours: 1 session = 59€ - 3 sessions = 167€ * Back, Neck and Shoulders or Legs 45 minutes: 21€

5 sessions = Last one half price - 10 sessions = Last one free (Each session paid separately, discount available only on the last session) *Neck and Shoulders or Feet massage 30 mins *Therapy for pain and illnesses *Osteopathy *Bowen technique *Reflexology approx.

60 mins *Lymphatic drainage *Craneo Sacral Therapy *Reiki/Shiatsu/Metamorphic technique *Ear Acupuncture

15€ 40€ 45€ 40€ 20€ Bianca Bojahr From 20€ Gift Vouchers 45€ available 30€ Forever Living 20€ products Urb. Jardines del Mar / Bloque C3 Tel.: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673 (also home visits) (On the coast road N340 heading towards Nerja, 1 km at the traffic lights at Peñoncillo)

e-mail: clinicacasablanca@gmail.com / www.clinica-casa-blanca.com

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The first time movie audiences were treated to a flushing toilet was in Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 release Psycho.

In the original 101 Dalmatians movie, Pongo has 72 spots, Perdita has 68 and each of the puppies has 3.

Niether the emu or kangaroo can walk backwards. This is why they're on the Australian Coat of Arms.

The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60mph.

Any free-moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of it's surface tension.

If a spider dismantles his web, that means a bad storm is near.

If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.

The world's largest McDonalds is located on I-44 at Vinita, Oklahoma. It goes from one side of the interstate to the other, passing over the interstate.

Raindrops aren't actually tear-drop shaped.

They are rounded at the top and flat on the bottom.

One day on the planet Pluto is about the length of a week on Earth.

When the Titanic sunk there was 7,500 lbs of ham on it.

Restaurant “The Garden” NEW WINTER OPENING HOURS

Thurs & Fri 6pm - 10pm Sat 10am - 1pm/6pm - 10pm Sundays 1pm - 7pm

Christmas Day Lunch

(Last bookings and deposits by Sunday 9th December) 1pm in the bar - Aperitifs (cava, beer, wine), Hot & Cold Canapés 2pm - Seated in the restaurant Starter, Sorbet, Main (all the trimmings), Christmas Pudding or Mince Pies, Coffee & Chocolate Mints, Half a bottle of wine per person - 40€ ~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 course Christmas meal available Thursdays - Sundays from 13th - 23rd December (lunch & evenings) 15€ per person inc. Luxury Cracker (Bookings only) Groups of 8 or more?

Free coffee, mints & liquers

SUNDAYS

Our very popular Sunday Lunches from 1pm - only 10.95€ for 3 courses. Choice of 6 starters, 3 meats and 6 desserts - or main course only for 7.95€ including a drink.

Full A la Carte menu and Tapas also available - Last orders 7pm

Due to popular demand our English style Mixed Grill will continue throughout December at only 9.75€

EARLY BIRD

Served 6pm - 8pm (exc. Weds & Sun) - 6 choices of starters, mains & desserts.

Starter & main or main & starter inc. glass of beer, wine or soft drink - 7.50€

HOMEMADE PIZZAS (CHOICE OF 8) EAT IN OR TAKE AWAY Freshly baked Garlic Bread also available WINTER’S HERE! Homemade thick Country Soups, Cottage Pie, Liver & Bacon with onions, etc. See our daily Specials board

Don’t forget FISH FRIDAYS - Cod, Salmon or Rosada

“The Garden” Bar (next door) Open EVERYDAY from 5pm til late - Happy hour 5.30pm - 7pm

Sat & Sun open from 1pm - 2 Happy Hours - 2.30pm - 3.30pm / 5.30pm - 7pm

SPORTS FANS

Sky Sports & Abu Dhabi TV - All Premiership matches shown including Saturday 4pm Kick offs! 2 different matches at one time on our 2 METRE SCREEN & Plasma TV Bar food available - See our Specials Board

NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY

Free Buffet, Fiesta Bag, Grapes at midnight from 8pm in the bar For reservations & information: 696 206 158 or 665 070 281 Special menus available for groups & private functions, birthdays, etc...

FREE To Puente don Manuel

Expatriate Advisory Services Espa単a SL with more than 20 years offering you professional quality service and peace of mind in Spain, would like to wish all our loyal customers and friends A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy & Healthy 2013

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Recipe Of The Month Christmas butter This butter is guaranteed to give you a turkey to impress. It looks beautiful, gives a delicate sweetness and holds the skin away from the meat so it gets extra crispy as it cooks. Another bonus is that the butter’s journey out of the turkey will give you a self-basting bird.

It’s a job for Christmas Eve; it won’t take long and will guarantee you happiness the day after. ingredients • 1 x 250g pack of butter • 75g dried cranberries, really finely chopped • a few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked • 4 fresh rosemary sprigs, leaves picked • a few sprigs of fresh sage, leaves picked • sea salt and freshly ground black pepper • 1 clementine Method - 1) Put your butter into a bowl and add the chopped cranberries. Chop, sweep and run your knife through the herb leaves until really finely chopped, then add to the butter with a pinch of salt and pepper, and the finely grated zest of your clementine. Mix so the butter softens and everything is combined. Divide the

butter roughly in half.

2) Get your turkey and use a spoon to work your way between the skin and the meat.

Start at the side of the cavity just above the leg and work gently up toward the breastbone and towards the back so you create a large cavity. Pick up half of your butter and push it into the cavity you’ve created. Use your hands to push it through the skin right to the back so it coats the breast meat as evenly as possible. Do the same on the other side then rub any leftover butter all over the outside of the bird to use it up. If you’ve got any herb stalks left over, put them in the cavity of the turkey for added flavour as it cooks. Cover the turkey in cling film and put in the fridge until you’re ready to cook it the next day.

Enjoy!

special dishes Xmas Eve & New Years Eve

avda. andalucia, 34B torre Del Mar ample Parking Closed Christmas Day & New Years Day

12:00 – 16:00 & 19:00 – 23:00 Closed Monday (except fiestas)

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New Mum in Town - The First Bath By Helen It's 8pm, Papi is home and it's time to bath our beautiful baby girl for the first time.

What a special moment this will be...

The checklist: warm bedroom, pyjamas and TWO towels heating up, cream for the after massage, relaxing music, low lighting, perfect water temperature (according to the midwife, checking it with your elbow is much more accurate than checking with your hand or using a thermometer — money wasted there then), baby bathgel (personal preference but I'm a fan of Johnson's) and a little lavender oil.

It's all ready. It seems I have prepared the most perfect first bath; Jazmin will surely love it! I am feeling rather good about everything as, so far, it is all going 'A okay'. I seem to have it all under control. I guess you could say that I'm a natural — maybe I actually am Supermum!

Anyhow, back to the task at hand. I lovingly undress my darling little girl and I call Papi. We must remember not to completely submerge her, as the umbilical cord is still attached. I feel confident.

It's time; another special moment awaits...1, 2, 3...in she goes... ARGH, OH MY DAYS...SHE HATES IT! The tears, the screams (and that's only me) — I cannot believe it! Supermum — yeah right!

What has gone wrong? I prepared everything to ensure that this did not happen!

The organisation and teamwork disappears as quickly as the water, along with my confidence.

I have been transformed into 'Stressymum'.

Forget about the massage, I just want her dressed ASAP and this ordeal over with.

My fumbling fingers struggle to dress my delicate, screaming little baby (I had forgotten how well-developed her lungs are.) I'm hot, fat (not that that has anything to do with it) and hormonal...again.

I become overwhelmed with the bathtime situation and I break down. As usual the hormones kick in at the most inopportune moment. Papi takes the dogs for some fresh air, and the tears flow — I must try to control myself but it's hard; maybe the Nurse will have some top tips when she comes.

Calm is restored as my baby girl is finally dressed, and snuggled up with her deflated Mummy.

Jazmin seems happy as Larry sucking away on

a plastic nipple, so it couldn't have been as bad as I thought. Hormones have a lot to answer for! I inhale her intoxicating smell (how can they use baby cologne here?).

Her steady breathing lulls me into a peaceful state. WOW — that was tiring and I am exhausted, but these precious moments do make it all worthwhile. Nothing can compare to this.

Feeding time is so magical, despite the pain it can cause — the leaking nipples, the awkward timing...

It is just my baby girl and me, in a bubble which no-one can burst. I begin to drift off when I realise that I haven't had any medics visit me.

Maybe the nurse isn't coming after all.

I have so much to ask but maybe in Spain, home visits aren't the ‘done thing.’ Now what do I do..? Who do I talk to...? Oh, never mind.

I am not going to worry about it now. Tomorrow is another day and I can deal with everything again then...although I may leave bathtime for a while! Sleep soon overcomes me and I embrace it, as I know that I will be up again in three hours. Welcome to Motherhood...and this is only the beginning! More next month...

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!!!

Friday Market (Established for over 10 years)

Chiringuito Antonio, Puente don Manuel Great market, Great atmosphere, Great prices!!!

9.30am - 1.30pm New Stallholders always welcome New & Secondhand OUR CHRISTMAS MARKET WILL BE ON FRIDAY 7th DECEMBER From 11am - 4pm

Live Music, Santa Claus, Tombola, etc. (proceeds to Axarquia Online Animal Rescue) Jewellery, Gifts, Glassware, Fashion, etc.

Come on down and enjoy the Festivities with us!!

If you have anything to sell new or old, there are pitches available! Only 1â‚Ź a pitch!

Call Penny: 650 698 684 or Gill: 650 380 954 SEE YOU THERE!!!

El Faro

(The Lighthouse) Nicola & Stewart welcome all to El Faro Karaoke Friday & Sunday Evenings from 8.30pm - Sky Sports / Bar Snacks Christmas Eve Party 8pm onwards Open for Boxing Day Sports then 8pm onwards Buffet €5.00 including Karaoke, Quiz, & Lucky Dip Barrel Bookings recommended!

New Years Eve Party-Free Buffet from 8pm BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!

“Key to a fortune” draw will take place on Sunday evenings Buy your tickets at the bar Open From 6pm Tuesday - Friday 4pm Saturday - Sunday or earlier for special sporting events Closed Mondays Avenida Toré Toré, Torre Del Mar

Phone: 646 756 692

ken the digger man Terracing, Drainage, Track regrades, etc.

General Excavation

Over 25 years experience all work guaranteed tel: 952 516 218 660 792 282

Pasteleria Luz de Luna Something Different

We want to surprise you with innovations, quality and our passion for baking.

All our cakes are handmade using only the finest ingredients and fresh fruit, to make them a true delight for your taste buds.

Come & try for yourself!

Try our NEW savoury Pastries!

We are here

Edf. Al-Zabel, Puente don Manuel

tel: 663 810 891

Email: pastelerialuzdeluna@gmail.com

to discuss your individual needs, please speak your local advisor richard Mills. tel: +34 607 845 603 Email: richard.mills@devere-group.com

To all our clients we wish you a Very Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!!

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Padre Pio Restaurant / Bar

100 N at % ural

Specialists in Homemade Pastas, Grilled Fish & Meat The best in quality &100% homemade You can taste the difference

Marziano & Nay offer you a very warm welcome.

They have taken cuisine to an exciting new level and the varied menu and presentation is simply superb in this beautiful restaurant, where service is their top priority.

The Padre Pio Family would like to thank all their customers and friends for their custom and support over the last year. They would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and much peace and tranquility in 2013.

“It’s not about us, it’s our simple and generous desire for Christmas and the New Year” On 13th December we invite you to celebrate with us a typical wine tasting with appetizers of top quality at 7.30pm Join us for these occasions: Christmas Dinner New Years Eve Dinner Birthdays Get togethers

For more infomation & reservations 633 701 449 or 622 775 080 El Copo, Paseo Maritimo de Levante, Torre del Mar (turn left at the end of Paseo de Larios)

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all We look forward to meeting new potential Country Cousins in 2013 Please call Jennie or Barry for more information on: 625 807 504 or 951 066 685 (evenings)

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We offer you an extensive range of freshly prepared meals to suit all tastes.

Daily specials always available “Just the Best” Sunday Roast, from 1pm - Bookings advisable Every Thursday - Roy’s fun quiz - 8.30pm

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Is Santa Claus A Woman or A Man ?

Santa Claus is a woman because: The vast majorities of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree.

Santa is certainly a Man because:

Men can't pack a bag.

Santa's reindeer is so drunk that his nose glows as his navigator. A woman would never let out those cute deer to work on Christmas Eve that too in cold and perhaps would dress them in sweaters and booties.

Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

Only a male Santa can ignore 'fashion' and wear the same suit for 500 years.

Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.

Women aren't interested in stockings unless someone better looking than them is wearing them.

Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.

Having to do the 'Ho Ho Ho' thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.

Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

As many presents as Santa delivers he has no trouble with babes.

Only men have the ability to stay up for 24 hours straight in the cold with a bunch of mangy deer and going up and down soot-infested chimneys.

A woman would never even think of going down a chimney and risk staining that red velvet.

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Macharaviaya

Is probably best known for being home to the noble Galvez family, who completely uplifted the village and the lives of the people who lived there in the 18th century by bringing prosperity to a small town struggling to survive. Joseph Gálvez, who was a doctor became the patron and mayor of Málaga and his statue can be seen in the gardens of the Cathedral. Due to this family the royal factory of playing cards (Fábrica de Naipes) was built in 1766. Following a royal warrant issued by King Charles III the factory was granted the monopoly to trade with the Americas and supplied the whole of the Spanish Indies, producing 30,000 decks a year. These cards were made using cardboard manufactured in Benalmádena and Maro and were the most expensive in Spain. The factory is still in the village today but is now a private home. The knock on effect of this trading raised the living standards in the village, the streets were paved, there was an open air theatre, a washhouse and a road built to connect Macharaviaya to Málaga. The older inhabitants of the village started to call it Little Madrid! Today you cannot visit the village without noticing the references to the Gálvez family. For example, the best place to leave your car whilst touring the village on foot is in Matías de Gálvez Square. There is the mausoleum which holds the remains of José de Gálvez in a magnificent tomb. Another important family member, Miguel Gálvez, became Spanish embassador in Russia and introduced Catherine the Great to the sweet wine produced from the Axarquia´s muscatel grapes, she enjoyed it so much that it became a common feature at her banquets and she approved its exportation to Russia, before long it became popular in all the Royal Courts in Europe. Yet another family member, José´s

nephew and Matías´s son, Bernardo de Gálvez y Madrid, Count of Gálvez was a soldier who defeated the British army at Pensacola in 1781 and reconquered Florida for Spain during the American revolutionary war.

There is an image of Don Bernardo in the square named after him, with a plaque informing of his victories and defeats. If you have never heard of him before reading this article don´t worry because you will almost certainly have heard of the city in Texas that he founded in the name of King Charles III, Galveston!

The church of San Jacinto was erected by the archbishop of Seville, Diego de Deza in 1505, shortly after the conquest of Axarquia by the Catholic Monarchs. Neo-Classical elements were added to its original Baroque style in the 17th and 18th centuries. Sadly by the end of 1990 it was almost a ruin however, luckily the Spanish Society of Fifth Centenaries Commemorative renovated it completely in 1992 and now it is retained by the town hall and used for Catholic worship as well as being the main culture site of the town.

In August every year, during its Cultural Week, the village hosts a festival honouring the patron saint of the village, Bernado. There are exhibitions, musical and dancing performances, cultural events and competitions, traditional verdiales, classical music in the church and street processions.

The village is 25 kilometres from VélezMálaga, 27 kilometres from Málaga and 8 kilometres from the coast. It lies at 240 metres above sea level and is on the scenic Route of Sun and Avocado.

To visit Macharaviaya you really do step back in time. It is almost picture postcard in its attractiveness, with cobbled streets, houses with wooden blinds hanging over balconies providing shade for the occupants one never sees and a feeling of history so vivid that each new turn provides a flash back to a life never forgotten. Meander, take your time and enjoy this historic place that is Macharaviaya.

Property Of The Month AS1725 Macharaviaya 490,000€

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TUESDAY MARKET 9.30am - 1.30pm

Come and enjoy a cool relaxing morning at Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa.

EASY PARKING Outside courtyard and function room full of fabulous stalls offering something for everyone.

Browse at your leisure and enjoy a coffee in the beautiful shady gardens Anita, Chrissy & The Stallholders would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a great New Year!!

Take the A-272 turning onto the Velez-Malaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield

Call Anita on: 627 877 164

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Random Joke :)

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

-------------------------------------------------------------Two older women were having lunch together while discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arse hole bleached!"

"Oh Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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Last months share Trinity Mirror was bought at 63p now a whopping 81p - NICE!

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Full Name: Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio Birthday: November 11, 1974 age: 38 sign: Cancer Birthplace: Los Angeles, California Marital status: Single Children: None Occupation: Actor Claim to fame: Titanic He was named Leonardo because his pregnant mother was looking at a Leonardo da Vinci painting in a museum in Italy when she first felt her baby kick inside her.

His parents divorced when he was a year old and he lived mostly with his mother, who remarried.

He was signed up with a talent agent who wanted Leonardo to perform under the stage name "Lenny Williams." He refused.

He was booted off the set of children's television series “Romper Room” at the age of five for being “disruptive.”

DiCaprio had bit parts on several shows, including “The New Lassie” and “Roseanne,” as well as a brief stint on the soap opera “Santa Barbara.”

In 1992, he joined what became the final sea-

son of the popular US sitcom "Growing Pains."

His debut film role was in the low-budget comedic sci-fi horror film “Critters 3,” in which he played the stepson of an evil landlord.

DiCaprio initially refused to portray Jack Dawson in Titanic, but was eventually encouraged to pursue the role by James Cameron who strongly believed in his acting ability.

While filming “The Beach” off the coast of Thailand, he and others were swept off a camera boat by strong winds and waves. No one was injured.

DiCario was reunited with Titanic costar Kate Winslet to film the drama Revolutionary Road in 2008, directed by Winslet's then-husband Sam Mendes.

In 2005, his face was seriously injured when model Aretha Wilson hit him over the head with a broken bottle at a Hollywood party. After pleading guilty in 2010, Wilson was sentenced to prison for two years.

In 2009, he bought an island off of mainland Belize on which he is planning to create an eco-friendly resort.

He has been nominated for the Golden Globe Award eight times as an actor, and won it for his performance in The Aviator (2004). He has also been nominated by the Academy Awards, Screen Actors Guild, Satellite Awards, and the British Academy of Film and Television Arts.

DiCaprio owns a production company named Appian Way Productions, whose projects include the films Gardener of Eden (2007) and Orphan (2009).

In 2010, he donated $1,000,000 to relief efforts in Haiti after the earthquake.

He has dated a string of glamorous supermodels, including Blake Lively, Gisele Bundchen and Bar Refaeli. He split with his latest girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, last month, citing ‘hectic lifestyles’ and ‘work commitments.’

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Children Are Quick Kids are amazing!!

how I spell it. (I Love this child)

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct.

Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' Millie: I is..

Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher

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Skyfall is the best Bond film yet. Daniel Craig plays Bond for the third time, while Javier Bardem is the menacing villain. As one of the most anticipated movies of the year - the 23rd of the franchise – director Mendes had a lot to deliver and he certainly did.

Craig stars in Skyfall opposite the best Bond girl yet, Judi Dench's 'M' who is the emotional anchor of the film. With Dench's character on the cusp of forced retirement, Skyfall's plot brings everything that bit closer to home, adding a layer of sentimentality not usually found in a Bond film.

The back and forth between M and Bond is fantastic. The edge-of-your-seat action scenes are as impressive as you'd expect, with one in particular making you less than excited about your next experience on the London Underground.

What's most commendable about Skyfall however, is learning about the more personal details of Bond’s past.

Skyfall is far better than its lukewarm predecessor Quantum Of Solace. Cheeky, actionpacked and emotionally satisfying, there's little more here you could want.

Star Rating - *****/***** a must-see

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Retaining walls are technically challenging, with many different factors needing to be taken into account such as soil type, location, positioning, design, drainage, size and wall type.

I frequently receive phone calls from people who have spent substantial amounts of money on retaining walls which have subsequently fallen down. This is due to insufficient experience and lack of knowledge by builders who were recommended to them. Any wall should last the lifetime of the property and unfortunately, in my experience, this is seldom the case, resulting in high financial and emotional costs.

Two basic fundamentals remain for all forms of retaining walls: a good solid foundation and the provision of adequate drainage. The retaining wall’s foundation needs to be able to support its weight and provide structural strength. The drainage system needs to be sufficiently robust to allow for any water to flow away freely, as the increase in weight and pressure applied to walling can become immense after rain. The weakest part of any walling is usually the foundation. If this is undermined through defects in the construction process, or compromised by a lack of free flowing drainage, the result invariably will be a collapsed wall.

The standard form of wall used to retain a bank is a reinforced concrete one, due to the cost and durability. A plain wall can look very industrial and soulless, but can be enhanced when dressed in stone or rendered and highlighted

Other forms of retaining wall will be covered in future articles. By visiting our website you will be able to see the many varied types of wall in which we have the experience to meet the aesthetic needs and budgetary costs of this most crucial structural element of your garden.

LT Construction should be your first choice when deciding on which approach to take in designing a retaining wall.

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Madonna At Morenos?

R.I.P.

Friday 14th December 2012 will be a night to remember! Probably the BEST female tribute artist is coming to Morenos in Puente don Manuel. She just recently won the prestigous award of ‘Best female tribute artist’ in Las Vegas!!!!!!

David Wells

Make a note in your diaries folks....

An experienced and professional Madonna Tribute act and lookalike, Lisa is constantly in demand in both the media and corporate and public entertainment industries.

As seen on TV as Madonna lookalike and tribute singer, renowned for her uncanny resemblance to The Material Girl herself.

Lisa is available as a solo artist with full P.A. and backing tracks. Dancers and or live band are also available on request.

Lisa has recorded Madonna tracks including Girls Gone Wild, Masterpiece, Candy Shop, Music, Like a Prayer and Get into the Groove.

She is also available as a studio session singer, backing vocalist and can also appear as herself singing a selection of 70's, 80's and up to date chart tracks.

For those of you that knew the lovely Dave Wells, AKA ‘MARBELLA DAVE’,will be deeply saddened to hear that he passed away in his home 5th November. Dave was a well loved character in the community and will be deeply missed by all his friends.

Our hearts go out to his love and partner Helena who was his inspiration, motivation and his life.

Dave was a great friend of us at The Sentinella and we still can’t believe he is gone.

“We never lose the one we love forever. Though he’s gone, within the hearts of those who cared, his memory lingers on.”

“Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory.”

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Random Jokes He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards... Forwards then backwards... Back and forth... Back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder and louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream!

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------------------------------------------------------------Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals and play a round.

His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it!

We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first player says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." The second guy

says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, well babe, Merry Christmas!

It's a great morning for sex or golf,”and all she said was,“You'll need a sweater.”

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‘Nudist’ Bed & Breakfast “We invite you to come and relax with us by our pool.

Our villa is situated in the foot-hills of the Sierra Tejeda, on the outskirts of a beautiful and typical white Spanish village.

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Every Monday from 7.30pm Bingo is back at Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel in our ‘new look’ garden.

(Weather permitting) 682 502 870 Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. 682 502 870 Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Bingo Quiz night with a difference.

Quiz mixed with Bingo!! from 8.30pm with cash prizes. Now hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call 952544362

Every Wednesday, New Art Class at La Vaqueria.

Learn to draw, sketch and paint in an informal and fun atmosphere. Suitable for beginers or people who feel they would just like to have a go as well as more experienced artists who enjoy working in company.

Tel 952517273 or see main add below.

Every Friday Chiringuito Antonio Market, 10am 1.30pm Puente don Manuel.

Nerja History Group meets the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405 Oct 12 Quiz nights to raise money for APARIV, Animal Protection Society - None in December Call Stephen 952 514671 Geoff Murrells Gigs for December 14th - Trapiche Social Club Christmas Dinner Dance - for details call 680 764 130, 15th - Bar Vendimia, Competa. Christmas Entertainment with Geoff Murrell and special guests. For details call 605 910 240 or 952 553 880.

24th - Christmas Eve Afternoon Singalong at El Pilon, Competa - for details call 952 553 512, 25th Christmas Day at The Pavo Real, Competa - for details call 654 869 083, 31st - New Year's Eve at Cortijo Paco, Competa - for details call 952 553 647 A Christmas Feast - with no calories?!! Coral Coraxalia invites YOU to enjoy a “feast” of beautiful Christmas music! Join us for a “celebration” of “delicious” and traditional carols, performed in Spanish, English and French – with not a calorie in sight!! Sunday 8th December 19.30 hrs Iglesia de la Caleta, Saturday 15th December 20.30 hrs Iglesia de San Francisco, Velez-Malaga, Sunday 16th December 19.30 hrs Iglesia de Alcaucin, Tuesday 18th December 16.00 hrs Iglesia de San Miguel, Nerja. Tel 630 520 581 for info or at www.coralcoraxalia.com ABC DANCING. Learn to ballroom dance with "Dancing Dave". It's as easy as ABC. Why not come along and keep fit whilst making new friends? Now available at several different venues. Ring Dave for further details on 952 531 259 / 617 863 193.

Vinuela Ecological Farmers Market Opp. the Pharmacy. 1st & 3rd Sat each month. 10.30-14.30. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces, Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc.

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Dates For The Diary (Continued) CardioDance: Learn to Salsa, Cha Cha, Swing, Hustle. Dance Classes: Also includes Rumba, Sal Cha & Choreographed Routines Keep Fit Classes with or without weights.Your Heart, Your Life, Your Choice. Almeria to Estepona. Hugh Grant 606086300 hughgrant@tiscali.co.uk The "El Valle Asociacion" Based around the Lake Vinuela & surrounding areas. Meets on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar on the side of Lake Vinuela (A356). The club organises events,trips and social functions. For further details and timings check the web site. www.elvalle.org.

Lake Vinuela Social Club - We meet on the first Wed of the month from 12 noon until approximately 2.30pm followed by lunch at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel to enjoy social activities and meet like minded friends. We regularly have a quiz, raffle, open the box, bingo and a speaker. Our aim is to enjoy ourselves and raise money for local and international charities. For further information contact 676 772 693 or email lake.vinuela@yahoo.co.uk Shortmat Bowls in Nerja have relocated to the lower salon of Villa Flamenca Hotel, C/Andalucia, Nerja. Our first event is an inaugural open/gala day on Tue 16th Oct 10.30am. There will be a match against the Almijara Bowls as well as opportunities for novices and other interested individuals to experience the facilities. There will be a tapas lunch around 1pm. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com POCAPECUNIA will be closed from Fri the 30th of Nov till Mon, the 3rd of Dec due to the shop being enlarged. To celebrate the reopening, on the 3rd, 4th and 5th of Dec, you buy 3 items, get one free.

Email: pocapecunia@yahoo.com Come and Learn to Dance Ballroom & Latin American Dancing (11 different dances). *New beginners class 8.30-10.30pm (class and practise)*. Improvers, Intermediate classes and private lessons from 7pm or, just come and dance on a large floor 9.0010.30pm. Qualified, v.experienced, patient teachers.

Have fun learning or improving! Bar & friendly people. Partner not necessary. Cafeteria Avenida (near Police Station & petrol station) For more info call Eric and Jennifer 95 252 3599 (The Nerja Dance Club)

Bar C02 at the Plaza, Plaza Espana 4, Colmenar Friday 2nd/16th and 30th - Quiz 8pm, Fri 23rd November Roberto Cantero solo saxophonist. Starts at 10pm, this is a must for all of you that love Jazz.

Roberto will be preforming two sessions for us. We are selling tickets at the Bar for this event at 7€ each which includes your first drink. Limited to only 60 so please book early. Food and snacks served all evening. Call for more information 633 826 865 Local artist Margaret Riordan has two small Art Exhibitions currently running until spring 2013, one in café bar Sands & C near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa, open 12 noon until late every day (Not Thurs) and another exhibition at Bar Choto Playa at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). She is a selftaught artist (retired secretary) Was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 300 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe and North America. Call 952 539 839 Costa Animal Society 1st December The Wonderful Glitz and Glamour Ball at the Hotel (Rural) Almazara between Nerja and Frigiliana Road. A very special, stylish event! Welcome drink, canapés, fourcourse meal with wine, coffee and liqueurs, plus entertainment from Andy Time and a disco. Tickets 35€ from the CAS office 95 252 2607 or from Mike on 699 948 993. 11th Dec Quiz Night at MT Bar, Punta Lara, Nerja. Quiz starts 8.30pm. Food available Entrance 3 euros. Book with Mick 671 447 397 or Terry 652 430 383. Next quiz on January 8. 14th Dec Quiz Night at Restaurante Pan y Playa (formerly Sabor de Amor),Burriana Beach, Nerja Quiz starts 9.00pm.

Food available beforehand. Entrance 3 euros. Quizmaster Dave Jamieson. Book direct with restaurant on 665 454 431. TO RESERVE: Unless indicated otherwise, telephone the CAS office on 95 252 3607 (10am – 1pm).

The little weed allotment group, near La Noria in Nerja, for growing your own vegetables. For more info, call Ted on 637 005 423 or e-mail: littleweedallotments@gmail.com

Every Friday La Vaqueria Supper Club. From 7pm enjoy a two course vegetarian meal with great company and lively chat! Reservations 952 517 273

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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar: December Events 7th Christmas Lunch with fresh turkey & all the trimmings January 5th Trip to see the 3 Kings 19th Horse race Night 30th Monthly Lunch For information Tel. 663 658 354 or www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk For bookings & info Tel: 663 658 354 rbl-tdm@hotmail.com www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk RBL - Los Romanes Branch We are still a branch of the Royal British Legion. We meet every Tuesday from 12.00 noon until 2.00 pm. at The Garden Restaurant, La Vinuela. On the first Tuesday of every month we have menu del dia at the restaurant.

Please feel free to come and join us any time, you do not have to be a member. For social contact Lorraine on 952510203. For other contact Margaret on 951 167 600. www.rbl-losromanes.org.uk Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”,(Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Opening hours MonFri 10am-1pm & 3pm-6pm. Tel: 952 543 334 / 952 540 432 e-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org. Web: www.lux-mundi.org Please note that on Wed & Thurs Dec 26th & 27th the centre will only be open from 10am to 1pm. Weekly Events ALL GROUPS WILL END ON DEC 20TH & RESTART ON JAN 14TH Mon– Fri Spanish courses, Mon Computer Know How, Half Orange, widows, widowers, and singles Group, German Coffee, Tue -Musical Appreciation, Wed Art Group, ´Spanglish´, Thur– Computer Know How, come and learn 11am– 1pm, Fri Regular coffee Morning - library, boutique, bric-abrac, books, preserves and videos for sale. Mobility equipment for hire Wheelchairs, crutches, walkers, child car seat and many other mobility aids for rent at very reasonable rates. December events Fri 7thCHRISTMAS BAZAAR. A great chance to buy your Christmas gifts and try your luck. There will be home made food, books, cards, Boutique, Bric-a-Brac, preserves, videos, mince pies with a tot of sherry, tombola, and raffles. At the Centre time 11am to 1pm.

Tue 11th - A Vinous Christmas Dinner. Wine tasting presentation, wines include cava, one white, two red and a special wine to complement Xmas Pudding.

Wine and tapas included Tickets 5€. Time 4.30pm for 5pm. Thurs 13th – Coach trip to Gib. Departure time Viñuela Football Pitch 7am, Algarrobo 7.30am, Caleta 7.35am & Torre Del Mar Bus Station 7.45am.

Sat 15th – Carol Service. Held at the Parish Church of San Andres, Torre del Mar. Please come and join in the Carols sung by the Tapas English Choir lead

by Jane Busby, the German ´Con Los Cantadores´, director Marga Theilen-Schoppe and the Spanish Choir director Julio Bautista. Time 5pm. Tues 18th – Christmas lights and Belenes in Malaga. Times of Departure Viñuela Football Pitch 4pm, Algarrobo 4.20pm, Caleta 4.25pm and Torre del Mar Bus Station 4.30pm. Mon 24th - St. Barnabas Church. IERE. A Service of 9 Lessons and Carols and a Blessing of the Crib, takes place at the Centre at 5.00pm. Tues 25th – St. Barnabas Church. IERE. Christmas Day, a Service of Holy Communion at the Centre at 11.00am. Sunday 30th Christmas & N.Y buffet.

Dear friends please do not be alone during this Festive Season why not come and join us and make more friends at the Centre for an afternoon of fun.

You will be welcomed by a glass of Mulled Wine to accompany the cold Christmas style buffet and at 6pm you will celebrate the traditional Spanish New Year with cava and 12 grapes all under the sound of Spanish ´Big Ben´! There will be Carol Singing and a Raffle all for the price of 10€. Time 4pm.Please contact the Centre for further information.Torre Del Mar Tel. 952 543 334 / 952 540 432. E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org U3A El Morche Association We have a friendly membership, all interested in sharing knowledge, skills and experiences with each other. Groups of members meet regularly to share and enjoy each other's company whilst being involved in interesting and fun activities. We currently have 17 groups, each with it's own group leader. The frequency of meetings varies from group to group, some weekly, some every two weeks and others monthly. The activities offered at the moment are singing for pleasure, walking, book club, petanque, discussion, painting (watercolour, pastels, oils and acrylic), Oil painting, Mah Jong, Spanish conversation, board and card games, photography, table tennis, art appreciation, Spanish history, meditation, quizzes and Spanish Sevillana dancing. Full details can be seen on our website www.u3aelmorche.wordpress.com where you will also find a “Contact Us” tab, membership details and how to join. We look forward to hearing from you!

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Trapiche Social Club We meet every Wednesday between 12 Noon and 2pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, just off the A356 at Trapiche which is North of Velez Malaga on the Granada Road. We organise social activities every week including card games (bridge and cribbage and any other requested), dominoes, skittles, beetle drives and occasionally bingo and we usually have a monthly function or coach trip. December Events 5th Social Meeting followed by the Monthly Lunch at El Trapiche Restaurant, 7th Christmas Trip to Gibraltar a few seats are still available, 12th Social meeting, 14th Christmas Dinner Dance at El Trapiche Restaurant, 19th Mince pies and coffee at El Trapiche Restaurant, 21st Evening trip to Malaga to see the Christmas Illuminations. Nearly full. 26th NO MEEtiNg. 2nd January 16th, 23rd and 30th 2013 Social Meetings.

If you are interested in any function, please visit us at El Trapiche on Wednesdays, or call our dedicated booking line – 680 764 130 Benajarafe International Social Club meet every Monday at 2.30pm at the Esperanza Cafe/Restaurant which is on the coast road at Km 261 in Benajarafe. We are a registered charity raising funds for H4H and another charity of the member's choice. For further details contact Heather on 634979565.

FREE TAI CHI classes in Torrox Pueblo in “El Centro de dia para Mayores” on Monday and Wednesday from 10am to 11am 952 53 49 88 The next meeting of the FHT Axarquia Therapists Support Group will be held on Wed 30th Jan at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar Restaurant, Vinuela, when Madison King will present Madison’s Master Triad of Techniques. This should be another great evening and more details will follow. Seasons Greetings to all our friends and colleagues. Further details from jennywright04@gmail.com.

RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe RBL - Nerja We have regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda “restaurant in La Herradura and at Al Andalus hotel in Maro on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Non members are most

welcome and should contact Marilyn on 952526423 (adamsnerja@yahoo.com) or Dave on 654085811 (dgdeepblue@gmail.com) to book, also anyone interested in joining the Legion. Our next lunch will be La Pena Parda on the 7th December.

Alberdini Acoustic Music Sessions The winter music sessions at the Alberdini Hotel in Cómpeta will be on the last Thursday of every month. The music will be all acoustic and will start around 9pm and all musicians and singers of all styles and genres will be very welcome to come and join in. So if you're a music lover come and sit by the lovely warm stove with a glass of your favourite tipple and enjoy the unique atmosphere of an open acoustic music session. For more information contact Mitch on mitchbanjo@hotmail.com To reserve a table call The Alberdini on: 952 51 62 94 Every first Tueday of the month CRC - Clothing recycling Club meets at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa.

Bring clothes and exchange for new, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! 11am-12midday at La Vaqueria Benamargosa.

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Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-torre see Nerja-Malaga times torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00.

Church services in English services at inglesia de san Miquel (St, Michael's Church) every Sunday at 12 noon (except during May) and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel, Chinasol). There is a short service of Holy Communion Wednesday's at 9.30am in the Church Shop, Calle Malaga, Nerja. Details of how to find the churches are also available in the Church Shop. Priest in Charge: Father Geoff Johnston Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460.

Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 torre del Mar - Torre Del Mar - Sanysol Residencia, Sundays 10.30am. Tel 952 219 396 anglican communion. torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Cen-

Local Police : 091 guardia : 062 Fire : 080 tre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). roman Catholic - torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer) Starts 8th Sept Com sunday anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays.

Starts 9th Sept Evangelical - torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30am in the Picasso Room, Hotel Torremar, (off Paseo Larios) C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome.

Minister J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel: 952 532 825 or: www.torredelmarchurch.org torrox Community Church meets at 11.15am on Thursdays for coffee and discussions on current topics. This is an informal church meeting for everyone to join in. At El Ancla, Peñoncillo Beach, a warm welcome awaits you. More info: Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel.952 532 825 email pastor@torredelmarchurch.com Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship - 11am. Wednesday Fellowship 3-5pm. Midweek activities - Pilates - Tues midday-1pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wednesday Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at Fellowship of the King premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel.

Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 torre del Mar Evangelical Church (Part of the Spanish Evangelical Church in partnership with Presbyterian Church Ireland) Sunday service in English 11.30am. Picasso Room Hotel Torremar off Paseo Larios Torre del Mar Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy Tel 952 532 825 Bank hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. taxis torre: 952 540 016, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 952 540 016, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe sundays: Malaga Consulates Uk Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 356 ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Palma de Mallorca, 57 Edif. Castillo San Louis, bajo 29620 Torremolinos 952 380 888 germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 telefonica

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airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 granada 952 048 804 airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. water supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 railway stations Malaga: 952 360 202 granada: 958 271 272 town halls torre and Velez: 952 500 100 torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 hospitals Nerja ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 itV Call: 902 575 757 or 952 551 084 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am - 12.45pm

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) : a h a h s e k o J Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: 'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said, 'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother' The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent such a fundamental change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as

she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... 'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off'.

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The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Cork.'

The manager liked the Paddy so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked-up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

The Paddy said 'One!' The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?' '£124,237.64p.'

The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?'

'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4x4’.

The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

'No, no, no.. he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'

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Jokes h a h a :) South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. While on holiday in Australia he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.

As he sat on the beach looking out to sea he saw a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"

"They're buoys," said the Aussie.

"Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"

"Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.

"F****** great country!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed, "We'd never get away with that at home!

--------------------------------------------------------------The guys were on a GOLF tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?

He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!

He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Gerry's turn. He was a tanned, older golfer, a man's man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."

--------------------------------------------------------------My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!" So we walked past it again.

--------------------------------------------------------------An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to John.

The note said: "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

John scribbled back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

--------------------------------------------------------------An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather who was working in the yard and asked him "Grampa, what is couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

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Hey Diddle Riddle

1. Of which martial art is Fu jya a style?

2. The Mojave Desert lies in which US state?

3. Which superhero lives at 29 Acacia Road?

4. Which element has the atomic number 94?

5. Who wrote Anne of Green Gables?

6. In 1960, who had a no.1 hit with My Old Man’s a Dustman?

7. What do the initials stand for in C.S. Lewis?

8. Where would one wear a mukluk?

9. Which country has a province called Friesland?

10. Under what name is Marvin Lee Aday a big hit?

1) Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches.

In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table). Each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed.

How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?

2) Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age.

In 21 years’ time, I will be exactly twice his age.

My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years’ time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?

3)You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?

11. In computing what is LAN?

4) I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

12.Which football club is nicknamed The Tigers?

5) The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

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Crossword across 1 16th-century spanish invader of Peru (12) 9 hawaiian greeting (5) 10 Demand for payment (by an amorous bird?) (7) 11 sleep somewhere convenient (4) 12 secure way of joining the ends of two ropes (4,4) 14 rain cloud (6) 15 Castrate (6) 18 he takes a star’s place at dangerous moments in filming (5,3) 20 sound recording (4) 22 substitute (7) 23 attractive person (or animal) (5) 24 Edible feet, regarded as a delicacy (4,8)

Down 2 american arboreal marsupial (7) 3 rectangular area with buildings on all sides (4) 4 Binder (anag) (6) 5 involving no charge (4-4) 6 Do something that’s below one’s dignity (5) 7 From poverty to wealth (4-2-6) 8 a basic airfield (7,5) 13 Vehicle for collecting rubbish (8) 16 Violent local windstorm (Us) (7) 17 summerhouse (6) 19 take down from the line (5) 21 someone from north of the border? (4)

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by Juanita Banana of www.AbsoluteAxarquia.com ARIES: March 21 - April 20 Financial gain is indicated for Arians during December and debts can be successfully paid off. Plans can be turned into reality as you leap toward success.

TAURUS: April 21 - May 21 You have a high chance of making progress in both personal and work projects this month. Finances improve so go ahead and buy something new! Bonds formed now will benefit long-term plans, as will an increasing interest in spiritual matters. Married life will hold a mix of sweet and sour moments this December. Despite the party season, students need to work hard!.

GEMINI: May 22 - June 21 A great month throughout for romance plus for good news of another nature towards the end of December. An old friend may unexpectedly make contact. Keeping busy will bring benefits; this is not a month for resting on your laurels but it is a good time for travelling abroad.

CANCER: June 22 - July 22 A good time to make large purchases – you´ll make the right decision in property and vehicles for example. Unfinished tasks and projects can be quickly completed but don´t ignore any health issues or warnings.

Friends will be helpful and well-meaning LEO: July 23 - August 23 With the support of your life partner or close friend, this is a time for Leos to forge ahead with the new and let go of the past. Fill your life with colour, invest in education and enjoy this new period of change VIRGO: August 24 - September 22 If you value your relationship, give your partner some cooperation and time. Understand the value of time and sharing it

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A relationship stabilises and any legal hassles are eased. Time to fulfill your promises!

CAPRICORN: December 22- January 20 A favourable time for Capricorns. Use your time effectively and any problems can be sorted out. There may be wedding plans afoot within your household or family.

Those preparing for entrance exams will be successful AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 Aside from smaller issues, this is a good month for Aquarians as respect in your social standing increases. After the 15th December, be careful of discord with close ones – try to listen to what they need to say before taking a stance PISCES: February 20 - March 20 A positive month for Pisceans. Sources of income may increase and any exams undertaken will be successful. If you´re ready to take on challenges, success will follow. It’s good to take time out to be with friends.

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CARPENTERS wandrew rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens, wardrobes, shelving, aluminium door & windows. Call the Window Doctor for any window problem. Roller

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CLEANING wDone & Dusted, for all your cleaning requirements, for your home, holiday rentals, cleaning during your holiday stay, pool cleans, general maintenance, repairs and gardening. Competitive rates. Call Juliet 692 437 039 Deb 622 863 255 Dave 622 379 413 or Rob 619 232 025 Email: done.dusted@ymail.com

COMPUTERS wPCtorrox.com All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas. Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware, Software and Website solutions.

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DAMP CONTROL wProfessional control of all rising and penetrating dampness in your home, including leaking terraces etc.

Long term solutions & cures for any damp problem at affordable prices, please ring: 666 991 041 for further advice and free survey without obligation. wsolarwarmair – Solar Powered dehumidifier and solar warm air heater, zero running costs, perfect for DIY or installation, trade invited; best priced SolarVenti in Spain. info@solarwarmair.com, ww.solarwarmair.com. Tel: 958360136

DECORATORS wPainter and Decorator, qualified tradesman, over 35yrs experience, all aspects of the trade covered, reasonable rates, references supplied. Call: 952 030 891 / 628 653 676

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wian Pett Dental Care, Five star dental care you can trust. Calle La Carrera, 7, Velez Malaga 951 139 287 / 691 700 587 Email: ianpett@hotmail.com wDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

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EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS wspanish Management Puente Don Manuel, Alcaucin (next to Morenos Bar) 666 135 516 or 650 702 258 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk wzalia Properties Sales & Rentals. Call: 952 519 718 / 663 093 782 / 690 625 265 Puente don Manuel info@zaliaproperties.com / www.zaliaproperties.com

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GREETINGS CARDS wtarjetas. Rosemary George. Stocking our cards could not be simpler and does not cost you a cent.

You only pay for cards sold. Display spinners suppied free. Market traders X stock available. Latest designs. Email: tutcy1@gmail.com Tel: 679 982 992

GYMS wColmenar - Pilates (Classes in Colmenar and Puente don Manuel) low impact aerobics. Circuit training, freeweights, personal training, one to one or groups. Call Carol 659 295 346 email: bodynsoul@hotmail.co.uk

HAIRDRESSING wsusanna's Mobile hairdressing services. Ladies & Gents, coastal from Rincon through to Nerja. National Beauty Institute (UK) trained. Please telephone 693 384 270 or 951 067 788 wELEgaNza block 7, local 3, Torrox Costa 952 531 129 Modern friendly hair and beauty salon offering a wide selection of services from cut and blow dry, colours, wedding packages, hair and nail extensions and so on, pop in for a free consultation.

HEALTH & BEAUTY wweight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available): wweight watchers Meetings in English. Nerja and Vélez. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further info.

Email: candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es

HEATING wredwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com wChs Cooling and heating solutions. Solar Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Also air condi-

tioning servicing and installations. Call: 655 791 167 or email: chsspain@gmail.com winfrasol infrared heating We are suppliers of infrared heating systems for your home or Business, STOPS MOULD. Reduces Condensation cheap to Run. Contact us on 951258010 or 635445279. TRY BEFORE YOU BUY Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com

HOLIDAY LETS wVillas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let.

627820669 www.villaslet.com 958364016 whorse riding Finca Don Carmelo, Periana.

Guided horseback rides into the sierras, through olive and orange groves and down to lake Viñuela.

Well behaved horses, all levels. Call 652200702 www.fincadoncarmelo.com

HORSE RIDING/TOURS wPony riding, for children. Main road Torrox-Competa between km13&14. the Pony Man Call:626 836 736 wCarousel second hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Ring Martin 960 854 154 or 616 812 765.

INTERNET SERVICES wriosat:sL, High speed internet and telephone services for home, business, offices, hotels, bars and restaurants etc. SDSL & ADSL packages available.

Call: 951 239 310 / 626 679 018.

Email: info@riosat.com Web: http// www.riosat.com wBroadband4spain.com Fast and Reliable, no land line required, free installation in ALL areas, unlimited download, free telephone calls worldwide. Avenida La Pancha, Edificio San Andrés, local 1-3, Algarrobo Costa, 29750 Malaga, 951 239 888, email: info@bb4s.com, www.bb4s.com wtooway Fast internet for everyone. Super-Fast 18 MB Satellite Internet available anywhere. Tel: 667 440 632

INTERPRETERS winterpreter - English/Spanish - based in VélezMálaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580

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MECHANICS

wtranslator/interpreter service. For any situation where a Spanish speaker is required, eg: Town Hall, Hospital, NIE, Residencia, Social Security, ITV, reading and translating letters, written translations etc.

Reasonable rates. Call Mariam on 633 637 774

wFully Qualified City & guilds Mechanic, Servicing, Camshaft drive belt and much more. ITVs and ITV work carried out. Call: 696 578 771 or email: themechanicvinuela@yahoo.com

JET SPRAYING wrejuvenate your outside space. High pressure cleaning for patios and swimming pool surrounds.

Free demonstration available. Call Darren on 622 234 746

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wwagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es wthe Dog house While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks.

Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'.

Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa.

Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. whome From home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com. Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses. wLas Nenas kennels, the best east of Malaga, we care about the dogs, long walks 3 times daily. Try us, you will not regret. Jorgen 646 271 895

LAWYERS wCarmen silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Nota-ria Office). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: carmensilviaabogados@gmail.com

MACHINE HIRE wsaxon sL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga. Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MARKET GOODS wMr Clutter Wants your Goods, House and garage clearances, shops and bars - old stock, any item considered. Call David: 686 375 089 - or if preferred email a list to cullimores@hotmail.com. Cash available and efficient service, Now buying Antiques,Gold & Jewellery.

MEDICAL CENTRES wDr. Bernadette Veeger General Medicine 952 532 065, 617 913 196. Consultations by appointment and house visits. English, Español, Deutsch, Francais, Nederlands. Centro Mar y Salud, Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, www.centromarysalud.com wsimpleCare: a perfect way to access affordable private healthcare services at a fraction of the normal cost, specialist consultation from €24, annual membership €59. www.getsimplecare.es, Tel 952532023, email info@getsimplecare.es

METALWORK wsteelwork, stainless steel, staircases, balustrades, gates, grills, repairings, etc. Call for a free quote 606 656 008 wCity and guilds qualified. Servicing, Maintenance and Repairs. Competitive prices. Also valeting service. Call James 622 581 438

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.s.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS wrods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Contact 633 287 190. Factory trained technician.

NURSERY EQUIPMENT wNursery Needs An established, quality nursery hire service for when babies & small children come to visit. All orders come with a free toy for the duration of the hire, please phone Dawn on 627 931 360 wkiddies Cots and things to hire. In Spanish Management Cruz de Periana, Puente don Manuel, Tel: 666 135 516

OPTICIANS wheiko by heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 wheiko by heiko, C/Antonio Ferrandiz "Chanquete" 23-25, Nerja 952 528 395.

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Business Listing PET COURIERS

PROPERTY RENTALS

wPet taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

088, ppp247@hotmail.co.uk www.pppaxarquia.com wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414.

Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

PHOTOGRAPHY wFlexiFoto – www.flexifoto.eu : Family Photos, Children & Teens, Weddings, Communions, School Photos, Graduations & Proms, Portraits, Models & Fashion, Studio & Location Shoots – Tel. 670 45 22 97

PHYSIOTHERAPY wsanne h. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the Axarqùia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculoskeletal conditions. 626 152 756

PLASTERERS wstockton Plastering and Damp services Time served plasterer, 30 years experience in all aspects of plastering and damp proofing. Insurance approved and fully legal. Call: 648 243 656 for a no obligation quotation or visit www.stocktonplastering.sm4.biz

PLUMBERS wJohn Folland Plumbing & heating: All jobs from a dripping tap to fully fitted kitchens/bathrooms. No call out charge. Tel John: 622 050 803 or 622 180 606 wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wsur integral Plumbing and Electrical services Domestic & Commercial plumbing & electrical Call: 666 715 215/ 627 625 624 email: kochelengue@hotmail.com wandy Mann Uk Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wink Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. Fridays: Chiringuito Antonio Market, Puente don Manuel or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY & POOL CARE wExperienced, professional and reliable all year service. Caring for your Property, Pool and People.

References available on request. Call Ron: 637 995

REMOVALS wMan with a Van, 7.5 tonne capacity, Ikea collections and fitting long and short haul, also roofing and decorating services. Call Steve 633 337 619 Email: swtransit@gmail.com w2Js removals Ltd, UK-Spain-UK, Local and International removals, Reliable service, free quotes, no job too small. Fully insured.

Email: jmcc1957@yahoo.co.uk Call: June or John 649 662 012 / +0044 7790023958 wtransportation to Uk to spain to Uk. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594

RESTAURANTS wtaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wtaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 wtaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra Vacional - 340 next to Post Office. 952 534 972 / 634 051 635 wrestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wLunch & Dining in "El 7 Cielo", Venta Alta , Alcaucin. GOURMET & FONDUE meals for all occasions. More info at www.el7cielo.es or call 649 661 184 Frank/Els.

Advertise In The Business Directory Call: 664 210 468 Email: sales@thesentinella.com

12 months -60 euros 6 months - 40 euros 3 months - 30 euros

To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com

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Business Listing SATELLITE T.V. wtotal satellite installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wsky shop torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 wsat. Co. Freesat HD & Sky Digital, dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call TOM 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years. Free demos every Sat. 2pm wtechno-Vision satellite tV, CCTV & Internet Solutions. NO FIX NO FEE, 10% Dsicounts for OAP’s. Tel: 638 262 410 / 686 516 154. Based in Torrox. Visit our online shop at www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es wsky Costa Certified aerial/satellite installer. For all your satellite needs. Call for a free no obligation quote: 667 440 632 or email: skycosta@live.com

SECURITY

- we are the Professionals. 952 52 43 94 www.timeoutspas.com

STORAGE/PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 176 323 / 699 621 667

SWIMMING POOLS waquamarine Pools - Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: aquamarinepools@hotmail.com Tel: 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.eu

TRANSLATION & INTERPRETING wEnglish/French/spanish - Professional translator available to help with all kinds of documents, letters, emails, websites... Please contact Monica Sanchez: tradsanchez@gmail.com or 608 275 144

T-SHIRTS

wPErFECt alarm s.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

wBuzz it! Smarten up your business with personalised t-shirts and workwear plus suppliers of personalised give-aways. Telephone 675 091 982 (English) or 666 208 880 (Spanish) Email: buzzitspain@gmail.com or find us on facebook Buzzit Spain

SIGN MAKERS

WEB DESIGNERS

wredhouse signmakers. Suppliers and designers of all types of signs - shops, pavement boards, estate agency for sale boards, vehicle advertising, banner stands and more. New telephone number: 675 091 982. Email redhousesigns@yahoo.co.uk Website: www.redhousesigns.com

wspanglish webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites, English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 708 454 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com Email: info@spanglishwebs.com

SOLAR

WELDERS

wsolosol – The Solar Professionals. Electricity (PV), Hot Water, Pool Heating, Wind Turbines. For the best installation, retail and trade prices in Spain contact Solosol. info@solosol.net, Tel: 958360136,

wFor all your weldings and metal work. English, Espagñol, Nederlands, Francais. Call 622 870 105.

SOLICITORS wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

SPAS & SAUNAS wtime Out spas & saunas. Serving The Costa del Sol for more than 10 Years. Hundreds of Spas Installed! We service all Brands of Spas so come to us

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com

Advertise Here Call: 664 210 468 12 months -60 euros Call: 664 210 468

Avda. Andalucia, 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 / 649 123 068 Avda. Andalucia, 64 (near ‘Las Yucas’), Torre del Mar Tel: 952 965 724 www.casa-terreno.net info@casa-terreno.com

torre del Mar ref.: 2380 super penthouse (1 bed, 1 bath, 1 toilet 55m2) in the centre of torre del Mar, with nice views to the mountains and the sea, fully furnished, a/C hot and cold, large terrace of 45m2 facing south east, lift 5th floor

Price: 139,000€

iznate ref.: 2823

reduced by 100,000€

Very nice country residence of new construction (3 beds, 1 bath / 80m2) with panoramic views to the mountains, fitted kitchen, fitted wardrobes, a/C, 600m terrace, barbecue, private pool, fruit trees, 2.000m2 plot

Price: 153,000€

FP0670 A modern, 90m2, three bedroom villa with aircon, 6m x 4m pool, easy access enjoying marvellous views to the sea and only 15 mins to the coast

ALMACHAR

rEDUCED tO 169,000€

LOS VENTORROS FP0804 A 3 bedroom detached property of some 100m2 on the edge of this small village near Comares. Fenced garden and marvellous views as far as the sea

ONLY 99,850€

EL MORCHE FP0819 A delightful, 88m2, two bedroom terraced property in the centre of the town with communal pools, gardens and only 200 metres to the beach. Gas central heating

150,000€

OFFiCE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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