The Sentinella Axarquia February 2013

The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 102

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benajarafe

Outstanding 4 Bed 4 Bath Villa (including separate apartment), (195m² built, 582m² plot), British built and fitted to very high specification, ideal location, fantastic sea & mountain views, unusually spacious throughout, variety of sunny & covered terraces, lovely mature gardens, large garage & an 8m x 4m pool

For Sale: 358,000€ (Reduced by 40,000€)

For Rent

Ref: R3-229

Algarrobo

Spacious Top Floor Apartment (176m²), in an excellent area with views of the river. The accommodation comprises a lovely living room with dining area, very modern fully-fitted modern dining kitchen and staircase leading to 3 large bedrooms & 2 spacious bathrooms

For Sale

Ref: S3-238

Algarrobo costa

3 Bed Apartment (73m²), lovely lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, bright spacious living area with air conditioning, 3 big bedrooms and spacious bathroom with bath.

Excellent wrap-around partly covered balcony, only a few minutes’ walk to beach, supermarkets, shops, restaurants and bars. Great sea & mountain views (NEW!)

For Sale: 150,000€

For Rent

Ref: R3-228

Almayate

Fantastic 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa with gated entrance and fabulous outside space with covered kitchen/BBQ/bar/lounge, pool, lots of terraces & balconies.

Inside includes a spacious lounge with arch to f/f wood kitchen, 3 double beds, 2 baths & storage

For Sale

Ref: S2-108

Vélez-Málaga

Lovely 2 Bed Townhouse (63m² built), in the old town, roof terrace provides panoramic sea & mountain views, lovely living room, kitchen, 2 very spacious double bedrooms and 1 bathroom, UK satellite system

For Sale: 59,000€ (Reduced by 36,000€)

For Rent

Ref: R3-231

benajarafe

Spacious 3 Bed Ground Floor Apartment located just a few minutes’ drive from the beach and all local amenities, large living room/diner, new f/f kitchen, 3 large bedrooms, family bathroom, outside dining area

For Rent: 450€ per month For Rent: 700€ per month For Rent: 400€ per month www.rentahomespain.com / www.buyahomespain.com email: info@rentahomespain.com Enquire about Enquire about Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, our next FREE our FREE Financial Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Advice Clinic Legal Clinic Tel: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414 (You’ll find us located on the main road opposite the Torre del Mar bus station)

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We have now entered the month of Love. February is the month of Valentine’s Day, which some say is nothing more than a commercial party, where shops can make money off of those that partake in its traditions. On the 14th love-struck couples gift each other with heart covered cards, cream filled chocolates, pricey flowers, shiny jewels, and cute stuffed animals.

And I agree, that side of the day is materialistic and nothing more than empty, soulless, money grabbing hype.

In fact, one of my favourite quotes, which popped into my head one rainy day as I glared out of the window, is this: “When we take away all the materialistic elements of life, everything of matter, what we have left is everything that matters.”

So with that in mind, I believe that the 14th of February is a great opportunity to show those important people in your life how much you love them. The cards and the expensive dinner invites aren’t necessary, but getting into the true feeling of loving is the key. That key will open doors where before there were only walls, and your relationships will begin to bloom and flourish like never before. Then that loving feeling can be taken and brought into every other day of your life.

Distribution tony - 664 689 138 sentinella axarquia Edition Follow us on twitter @ the_sentinella or @keidi_keating Front cover supplied by Penny, a qualified photographer. Call: 952 550 323

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Deposito Legal Ma-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent.

The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine.

May he rest in peace.

(Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

Love is one of the topics which is written about in my new book, The Light (see advert on page 63) Don Miguel Ruiz, a renowned Shaman of the Toltec tradition, is an expert on Love and he wrote the chapter on Love in The Light. It describes the different types of Love and how most of us do not know how to love unconditionally. The key to Love is Light and the key to Light is Love.

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From The Ed (cont)

Strange News

I’m still on my trip in the US at the moment, currently staying in Montana in a beautiful house overlooking a lake. There is snow covering the trees and the ground and every so often a deer ambles across the land in search of food. I’m writing this from a desk overlooking the lake and I’m feeling blessed.

Cat Napped - Guards at a Sao Paulo prison thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through the gate. A prison official said that when they caught the animal, they found a mobile phone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.

Alagoas state prison’s spokeswoman Cinthya Moreno said that the cat was caught on New Year's Eve at the medium-security prison in the city of Arapiraca, Brazil. All of the prison's 263 inmates are suspects in the smuggling attempt, though a prison spokesman said: "It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not s p e a k . "

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone and may you feel the Love and carry it with you through the rest of your days…

Keidi Keating

Editor (of the original little mag)

Countries of the World.......................Page 18 Find the ???.......................................Page 41 Health Watch......................................Page 44 Amazing Marine Life..........................Page 46 Useless Facts.....................................Page 62 New Mum in Town..............................Page 66 Recipe................................................Page 67 Readers Writes..................................Page 77 Funny Pics.........................................Page 80 Joke Book..........................................Page 81 Paparazzi...........................................Page 84 Film Review.......................................Page 88 Colours...............................................Page 90 Share o’scope....................................Page 85 What’s On..........................................Page 96 Information.........................................Page 98 Jokes................................................Page 100 Puzzles.............................................Page 102 Horoscope........................................Page 107

Baby Left - A drunken father has been arrested in Florida after allegedly leaving his baby boy at a strip club's liquor store. According to police, Kenneth Rowe, 26, was already ‘wasted’ when he stumbled into the store and left his 11-month-old baby at the establishment.

He allegedly staggered into Shark Lounge liquor store in Daytona Beach and asked a clerk to watch his baby boy. It's unclear whether the clerk actually agreed, but Rowe nevertheless ditched the baby for the Shark Lounge gentleman's club, which sits in the same building.

Best Laid Plans - Two thieves planned to rob Wrights Jewellers in Beaudesert, Australia, on New Year's Eve, but they knocked through the wrong wall and ended up inside the KFC next door, cops have said. Dwayne Doolan and Peter Welsh allegedly made the best of their situation, and robbed the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant instead. The men threatened workers with a metal bar and one of the employees opened a safe where about $2,600 was held, according to a statement on the Queensland Police site. The alleged thieves then fled on foot, but were soon apprehended by police who charged them with armed robbery, stealing, burglary and attempted burglary.

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Monday - Friday 12pm - 4pm 3 courses (including vegetarian)

Help yourself Buffet - Sundays Adults - 9€ Children under 10 - 5€ 13.00 - 16.00 Includes various starters, mains, vegetarian dishes, rice and bread

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Pappadam, Onion Bhajee / Vegetable Pakora / Vegetable Samosa, Prawn Puri & Chicken Tikka Chicken, Lamb, Prawn Vegetable - Vindaloo / Balti / Jalfrezi Tikka Masala / Korma / Dansak / Biryani / Chicken or Lamb Tikka Pilau Rice / Naan / Tea or Coffee

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Sunday Roast inc.glass of wine â‚Ź 8.50 Bookings recommended

All Day English Breakfasts, Full Menu Open from 10am 6 days a week (closed Mondays) Scandanavian Special every Tuesday Karaoke every Saturday night (in 8 different languages)

Quiz Night every Thursday from 8:30pm with cash prizes APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month

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Losing Weight - The Male Way! A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe, dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kgs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5 day 10kg program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running

shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 25kg program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 31kgs that week.

THE MOSQUITO SCREEN COMPANY w We have now been Screening the Costas and Inland for 10 years w We manufacture all types of screens, any shape, any colour w Magnetic Aluminium Sliders - Roller Screens - American Swing Doors and Patio/Balcony Enclosures ALUMINIUM - U.P.V.C WINDOWS, DOORS & CONSERVATORIES

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TAJ MAHAL Traditional Indian Tandoori Restaurant Torrox Costa Eat as MUCh as yOU LikE

ONLY Main Dining Room

11.95€

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Children under 10 - 6.50€ King Prawns not included

We offer an ´all you can eat’ menu (as many starters, main courses & desserts as you want) all freshly cooked to order

Menu del Dia

Poppadum & Pickle tray Chicken, Lamb or Prawn Curry Rice or Naan Bread - Only 7€ (Vegetarian curry - 6.50€) Open every day - 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.00 - 24.00 Ctra Nacional - 340 (Next to Post Office) torrox Costa

tel: 95 253 4972 / 634 051 535

THE HAIR & BEAUTY STUDIO Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel (along from Morenos Bar)

Hair Treatments

Steffan has now joined us and is our head technician who trained with Toni and Guy and Regis.

We also welcome Denise to our team and both stylists are qualified to Advanced Hairdressing NVQ Level 3. Between them they have many years experience with all advanced colouring and cutting techniques!

Tony, a traditional barber with 50 years experience, who is here every Monday between 10am & 2pm - No appointment necessary.

Please telephone or pop in for a FREE CONSULTATION

Beauty Treatments Pedicures w Manicures w Collagen Facials w Hopi Ear Candles w Acrylic & Gel Nail Extensions w Teeth Whitening w Eyelash Perming w Aromatherapy Massage w Semi Permanent Makeup w Reiki w Waxing w Self Tan Treatment w Reflexology w Hot Stone Massage w Holistic Back massage w Indian Head Massage & Lots More!!

Vibrotrim -10 sessions just 20€ or 30€ for unlimited use for one month

D-tox Spa Treatment

Disperses unwanted toxins in the body, re-balancing the cells which optimise their function to extract nutrients and dispose of unwanted waste.

The result will be renewed energy levels & a general feeling of well being.

Collagen Stimulation Therapy

This revolutionary new treatment, also known as 'micro-needling' is especially effective for addressing the visible signs of ageing, as well as sun damage, slackened skin, stretch marks, uneven skin tone and dilated blood vessels.

For information book a free consultation with Debbie and take advantage of the current fantastic discount & pricing offer.

NEW!! Acupunture

5 element acupuncture to cure many things including; stress, anxiety, pain, headaches, phobias, etc. plus ear acupuncture to stop smoking!

VALENTINES GIFT VOUCHERS AVAILABLE HERE “The ideal gift for a loved one”

THE HAIR & BEAUTY STUDIO Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel (along from Morenos Bar)

Advanced Cosmetic Procedures & Electrolysis Got any unwanted blemishes, skin tags, facial thread veins, milia, warts etc?

We can remove them quickly and easily. Currently 20% Off Treatments

Qualified Sports & Remedial Therapist (BSC Hons; RSA)

Specialising in soft tissue massage and manipulation inc. treatments for sciatica, back problems, tension headaches, muscle injuries as well as relaxing & lymphatic massage.

Thermal Imaging for Breast & Body

Body Screening for early detection and Nutritional advice with Janet Van Dam. Here every Monday by appointment only.

TEETH WHITENING

Available here! Special offer - 100€ for complete treatment Please call Sarah for more information

Acrylic and Gel Nail Extensions

Check out our fabulous designs on the hair & beauty facebook page Acrylic colours and Nail Art also available February Offer! Gel Pedicure was 30€ now 25€ Chiropodist by appointment only

February’s Well Being Clinic - Please Call for Date For men & women includes: Blood pressure, BMI, Blood glucose just 12.50€ including Cholesterol, 9.50€ without. Please call for an appointment

Lipo by Laser / Oxford Skin Clinics

Lose those unwanted inches by targeting adipocyte cells (fat cells) in specific areas such as face, neck, upper arms, stomach, legs & knees.

Treatments start from 25€. Call us for more information

Gift Vouchers always available We take bookings online on facebook Facebook - Hairandbeautystudio, Lake vinuela

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Fresh Daily Fruit, Salad & Vegetables & so much more!

FRESHNESS GUARANTEED! All the usual favourites inc. Parsnips, Swede, Sprouts, Fennel, Fresh Herbs and all seasonal Fruit & Veg Great range of Homemade Pies, inc. Steak & Kidney, Steak & Guinness and Chicken & Mushroom. HOT Sausage Rolls and Cornish style Pasties cooked on the premises Come and try our renowned Honey Roast Ham and NOW Roast Beef - Delicious!! *Extra Mature Somerset Cheddar Cheese *Wide range of Homemade Pickles *Fresh Farm Eggs *Variety of Personalised Greeting Cards *Large Variety of Freshly Prepared Ready Meals Wholesale supply to bars & shops also available Mon, Weds & Fridays 10am - 4pm / Tues, Thurs & Sat 10am - 2pm

Call Sharon: 692 556 933

Camino Venta Baja, Puente don Manuel

TAJ MAHAL - VENTA BAJA

9.50€

SPECIAL MENU

Monday - Thursday Day & Night (except Monday lunch) Poppadam & Pickles Selection of starters: vegetable samosa or pakora or onion bhaji or Prawn puri or Chicken tikka Main course: chicken, lamb, prawn or vegatable: Korma, Madras, Vindaloo, Balti, Jalfrezy, Rogan Josh, Tikka Masala, Karahi, Biriyani or Chicken or Lamb Tikka Accompaniments: Plain or Pilau rice. Plain, Garlic, Cheese or Onion Nan Bread or Chapati FrEE Pappadam with Mango Chutney & Pickle tray with all meals

Menu del Dia Mon-Fri 12pm - 4pm 3 courses €5.95 with veg. curry €6.95 with meat/prawn curry

takeaways available Free Pappadam & pickle with takeaways

Opening hours 12pm - 4pm and 6pm - 12am every day (closed Monday lunch) Puente don Manuel (Chiringuito antonio) tel: 952 510 886 Mob: 667 934 731

Peluqueria Susana

Ladies & Gents Hairdressing Salon

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Camino de Venta Baja, Puente don Manuel A selection of prices:

Clementine Duplan

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"Gentle and specific treatment of the whole body, also for children and pregnant mums"

Also Perfumes, Accessories & Bags, etc Shampoo & Blow Dry Shampoo, Cut & Blow Dry Colour, Cut, Shampoo & Blow Dry Contour, Shampoo & Blow Dry Highlights, Shampoo & Blow Dry Highlights, Cut, Shampoo & Blow Dry Perm Shampoo & Cut Hair Styling for Special Occasions Half Head Highlights Hair Loss Treatment

“OSTEOPATHY for the whole family”

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Member of the General Osteopathic Council (English register) and the Spanish Osteopathic register torre del Mar, torrox & Malaga areas

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De Cotta Law Legalisation of properties in Andalucía’s Countryside By De Cotta Law In Andalucía, especially in the area of the Axarquia, there are a number of properties, mainly private homes, on land not zoned for construction. Typically these properties have been built without a licence or without complying with the parameters of a building licence from a local authority.

These houses have been in limbo between legality and illegality, as most were built more than 4 years ago, so the deadline has passed for the local government to take action against the illegal construction and uphold urbanisation laws.

Some of these homes currently do not have utilities connected, such as electricity and water; although Andalucía’s regional government has approved the Law (Decree 2/2012), which came into force on March 1st of last year which means that owners can now apply for utilities and register their homes.

To achieve this, the property owners must secure a licence for their property, known as an ‘Asimilado a fuera de ordenación.

This licence can be used to contract utilities from the relevant companies supplying electricity and water etc. However, to obtain the licence, every home owner will have to follow a procedure that currently is not entirely clear and will depend on the different criteria for each local authority.

This procedure will oblige the owner to pay a series of fees to the authorities; the amount depends on the specifications of each building.

This is why it is imperative to seek legal advice to negotiate this somewhat complex procedure that demands the following items: * The property must be formally identified, either through the land registry or local ‘catastral’ data if the property is not registered. * The date of completion of the building must be confirmed, proved by a certified architect or certified by ‘catastral’ data. * Certificate of an architect certifying that the building meets standards of habitability and safety. * Description of the works necessary to provide the construction of basic services (water, electricity etc.) * Confirmation that the property is not subject

to current legal action, or that it is not possible to legalise the property through existing procedures. * Proof of adequate plot size for the size of home constructed.

Once the property has been licensed, it is then necessary to use this to register the property or unregistered elements of the property (swimming pools, garages, out houses etc) with the Land Registry.

The good news is that the Land Registrars are now dealing with the legalisation of many properties that were constructed some years ago even in areas where some of these problems arose.

However it is vital to ensure that the size of plot is adequate as there are still a number of properties where legalisation is never going to be allowed because of overbuilding on a small plot in a designated rural area.

Contact De Cotta Law to review the legal situation of your property.

Cafe - Bar “Serving a selection of new dishes and of course, Fresh Fish! Attractive prices”

Fresh Cod & Chips available everyday just 8€ **Special Valentines Menu** Special Offer! Delicious Lobster 500gr. - only 18€ C/Marquita 3, Paseo Puerta del Mar, Almuñecar Tel: 958 630 245 / 629 882 696 You can find us near the old Post Office, in front of the entrance to the underground car park.

Closed Wednesdays

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Random Jokes 2 men are chatting in a bar.....

“So how’s your week been?”

“Fantastic!! I was walking the dog down by the canal and found this woman tied up to the railings. So being the good samaritan that I am, untied her and took her back to mine.”

“Then what happened?”

“Well I’ve been having the most wonderful sex all week!”

“Wow!! Is she beautiful?”

“I don’t know, I never found the head!!!”

------------------------------------------------------------Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”

Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”

------------------------------------------------------------It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.

------------------------------------------------------------A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off!

Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, you're next!!"

------------------------------------------------------------Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."

His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

------------------------------------------------------------Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.

Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women!

The prices are reasonable too."

Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now" 3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"

"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

------------------------------------------------------------Man walks into WH Smiths and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small d**ks?"

Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet" He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!"

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We offer safe, tranquil accomodation for your cat.

Our pens are safe and secure but with all the comforts of home, making it very cosy.

Only 20 mins from Torre del Mar, inland towards Vinuela, Campo Cats is a short 2 min drive from a main tarmac road which gives very good access.

We welcome inspection visits where we can discuss your cat’s personal needs.

We only accept cats that are fully vaccinated Also, we can provide a collection & delivery service.

For further details, call Linda on: 665 510 735 www.campocats.com Campo Cats Cattery

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Interesting Facts - East Timor is the eastern part of the island of Timor, which lies between the South China Sea and the Indian Ocean. It is an island in the Indonesian archipelago, located 400 miles NW of Australia.

Portugal ruled the island nation for three centuries until late 1975 when East Timor declared itself independent. Nine days later, Indonesian forces invaded and annexed the country.

On August 30, 1999, in a UN-sponsored referendum, a majority of Timorese voted for independence from Indonesia. Anti-independence militias responded by killing approximately 1,400 Timorese over a period of three weeks.

In late April 2006, a military strike led to two months of rioting in Dili. Tensions remain high today.

As one of Asia's poorest nations, East Timor will rely on outside help for many years. The infrastructure is poor and the country is droughtprone. However, vast offshore oil and gas fields in the Timor Sea hold much potential.

PlazaCaféLounge / Bar “Under New Management”

“This Bar is situated in the charming and historical original Plaza of Benamargosa, which in itself boasts the cultivation of lemons and avocado pears and most recently mangoes. The Plaza was the centre of this old farming town, featuring the original Ayuntamiento building (now the local library), this bar was the local meeting place for the farmers and travellers, which is situated next to the beautiful water fountain. A quaint plaza surrounded by typical Spanish houses pouring petals from their beautifully flowering balconies onto the cobbled street below” Recently acquired by new tenants, this bar is undergoing a slow transformation to bring it back to its original ambiance. A relaxed lounge bar and restaurant, offering drinks and food to quench the thirsty and hungry

Open Everyday 10.30am - 10.30pm (exc Mondays) All Day Breakfasts Light Lunches Evening Meals *********** Saturday mornings Antiques, Artisan & Rummage Table Top Sale *********** Sundays Super Sunday Lunch (15% discount for bookings of 4 or more)

A great meeting place offering food, drinks, free wi fi, local free mags & papers

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‘Rumour’ Has it...

‘Rumour’ has it that you no longer have to suffer from back pain or sciatic pains, because at Rumours Hair Salon in Puente Don Manuel, there's a manual therapist who can work wonders.

"Well, it's not exactly wonders we do here", says Alain Grootaers, the manual therapist who has already helped a lot of people with sciatic pain back and shoulder problems. "I'm a qualified 'Quiromasajista', as they call it here in Spain. And while massage is very important to warm up and relax muscles and nerves, the most important technique I use for people with back problems and trapped nerves is a gentle stretching manipulation called 'Isometric Technique of Kramat', in which I slowly stretch the muscles or trapped nerve which cause the pain. By stretching them, you make them more flexible and longer, so the spasm disappears or they no longer trap the nerve. I can say that I am able to help 90 per cent of the people who walk into Rumours Hair Salon." is it painful?

alain: "It's like a stretching exercise. You can feel it in your muscles, of course, but I don't bruise or creak your bones -- ever. First, I warm up the affected muscles and surrounding area by massaging in essential oils, and then we stretch gently."

Do you also just give relaxing massages? alain: "Of course; I can strongly recommend a monthly relaxing massage -- it's good for your body and mind. If there's some muscle ache, we can detect it in the early stage and work on it before it gets to be a real problem.

Look at it as a pleasant monthly maintenance of your muscles." are you always available at rumours? alain: 'I'm there every Thursday, but I'm available every day for emergencies. Just call Rumours on 951 232 881 they will book you in for a free consultation.

Rumours Hair Salon

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Cutting & Styling : Colouring : Perming : Gents including Danni, 20 years experience A Toni & Guy Style Director For Cutting & Re Styling Available Tue - Wed - Thur - Fri - Sat Sports & Relaxation Massage Therapy by Alain & Jesica They are both fully qualified & specialise in Quiromasaje (chiropratic) Massage Sciatica : Upper & Lower Back Pain : Strained Muscles : Tennis Elbow : Shoulder Pain : Muscle Spasms : Stress Available Thursday & Friday Emergency appointmentsAvailable Tues - Sat Foot Health Care Practitioner by Susan Blackwell. Fully trained UK chiropodist.

Verrucas : Corns : Callus removal : Reflexology : Nail cutting : Full Pedicure with Massage Available every Thursday & Friday (private room) Models required 10€ for Shellac Nail Art & Paint Ella who is training will be available every Friday & Saturday This Valentines why not give someone you love a Rumours Gift Voucher & receive a bottle of wine from us for that special evening. Voucher valued at €20.00 or more OPENING TIMES: Tues - Fri 10am - 6pm Sat - 10am - 2pm Closed Mondays

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LÍNEa DirECta BECOMEs thE First iNsUrEr tO sELL its PrODUCts Via MOBiLE tELEPhONE Línea Directa has launched its new website for mobiles, which makes it the first insurance company to distribute its products via smartphones. The new site, which uses xhtml technology, is compatible with the iOS, Android and Blackberry operating systems and is capable of offering customers a price in under 3 minutes while asking them no more than ten questions. In addition, unlike other websites, which use “masks” in their mobile versions, Línea Directa’s new quoting system is 100% adapted to smartphone technology.

The website will initially be available for offering car insurance quotes and will then be extended to cover the company’s motorbike and home insurance sectors. Linea Directa’s new page for smartphones also includes information on the insurer’s main products and services and offers a click-to-call service which allows users to send a request for the company to call them if they have any questions or if they wish to purchase the policy with the help of an operator.

With this new tool, the insurer hopes to record over 150,000 quotes per year and strengthen its position as the leader in Internet and mobile applications. The new quoting system has been designed taking into account aspects such as Internet surfing habits, easy operability, simplicity and user-friendliness for the customer.

Línea Directa’s commitment to mobile technology is part of the growing importance of Internet searches on smartphones, due to the fact that in 2015 over half of all organic searches on the Internet will be carried out using these devices.

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ta - r e x Cos Torro Great fun, great exercise and a great night out at yo Jive Modern Jive dance classes held on a Tuesday evening at Restaurante Parquesol in El Morche Torrox Costa. Modern Jive (sometimes known as leroc, ceroc back in the UK) is a fusion of many dance styles to modern music (although it says Jive its not rockn'roll!)

Why not give it a go, a few lessons and you will be hooked. Every week we have a beginners class, you do not need a partner, come alone or bring a friend. It’s easy it’s fun and it’s a great way to meet new people. Email, call or find us on facebook to find out more. Class starts at 8pm but doors are open from 7.45 pm.

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Contact Lewis insurance services for reputable buildings and contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought and sold, call Mark on 653 322 392.

If you are thinking if reforming think of Multiparquet & sevices based in Torrox Costa since 2002 reforming and decorating for you!

Specialising in Parquet flooring, underfloor heating, decorating, reforms and they provide an IKEA service, they supply, deliver and assemble. Call Matthias 652 357 584. wendy Mobile hairdresser Wendy your mobile hairdresser on the Costa for 7 years is a well-established stylist with more than 20 years experience. Only 4 weeks until Valentines and appointments are already being taken. Book now to avoid last minute rush. All cut and blow dry’s only 15€ with this advert.

Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean. Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia for only 7.50€ for 2 courses or 9.50€ for 3 courses which includes a drink per person (beer-wine or a soft drink … ask at the restaurant for more information).

They have fantastic homemade gateau’s great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucía style and even pizzas. Takeaway also available. Caribe can even cater for weddings birthday parties call in or telephone to find out more. Taking bookings for Valentines they have a special valentines menu for 23€. Book now

Join us at Los amigos in February. Our regular line up of line dancing is on Mondays at 7pm. Every Tuesday at 3.30pm we have traditional skittles. Quiz night and play your cards right every Wednesday at 9pm. Pool night on Thursdays. Karaoke on Fridays at 9pm and Sunday nights Open Jam session from 9pm.

Live music on Saturday nights in February Sat 2nd Charlie Miller and Sat 16th Valentines Night Special with Alan Miles. Tapas, bottle of wine for each couple and gift for the girls €10 per head. restaurant El Pino, torrox Park Market, now on a fortnightly basis on a Wednesday from 10am, markets in Feb 13th and 27th. Stalls now include, stationary, printer inks, cards and wrapping, pet stall, English sweets, Baby knitwear and wool by the ball from 65 cents.

Just follow the signs for the camp site. Contact Rachael 662 063 987

This month at rebeccah Curtis wellbeing Centre experience a spectacular organic anti ageing facila with ´dragons blood´resin from the Amazon and Collagen masque all for only 45€. Call for more information or to book by an appointment. Powerplate sessions are still only 4€ or book a course of 10 for only 20€.

The centre is open Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm. Visit sylvia Bowyer, a qualified practicioner since 2001 for Bowtech treatment at the Rebeccah Curtis wellness centre on Tues or Fri or at Egos in Competa on Mon & Wed. The Bowen Technique is a hands-on therapy that is applied using gentle pressure it

can provide relief for many types of injuries and other health problems, it is appropriate for all ages. Bowen technique addresses the whole body holistically by restoring balance via the autonomic nervous system. Call Sylvia to find out more. Opening times at Rebeccah Curtis are Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm. Jacky Davies is a qualified counsellor with 9 years experience in both the public and private sector. Jacky has also worked with CRUSE (UK bereavement agency) 1997-2003 and is also trained in couples counseling.

Jacky is also trained in Critical Incident Debrief therapy and was on the team of 2 terrorist incidents (9/11 New York and Bali) and has also worked with people who have witnessed other traumatic deaths e.g. suicides,road traffic incidents etc.To make an appointment call Jacky direct on 657 579 244.

CardioDance: Learn to salsa, cha cha, swing and hustle to an aerobic workout. Dance classes also held in all these, plus rumba, sal cha and choreographed routines. 606 086 300

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a t s o C ToSererpoagxes 30 - 40 Hi, we would like to introduce you to “guido Bauer s.L.” We are a family business dedicated to all types of property management. We now have one large office in Torrox Costa, Centro International Block 76, ground floor. We are no longer connected to the office which we had opposite Supersol in Torrox Costa, this office is now an independent agent who has nothing to do with Guido Bauer S.L., please direct all enquiries to us in Block 76 this is very important for us.. thank you. Here you will find our friendly team all tri-lingual speaking Spanish, English, German and French. We are estate agents, property managers and rental agents, also helpful with translation services, wills and inheritance and all types of insurances. Our dedicated rental team can offer you long and short term rentals. We are open everyday from 9.30–14.00 and 16.00–20.00 also Saturdays from 10.30–14.00. We are also contactable on our mobiles 24hrs. Come and see us, I am sure we can help you. Our motto ¨Guido Bauer once a client, always a client¨¨.

russells British store always have a great stock of favourite British products. We have Valentine Day cards in store for the 14th February and Easter Eggs are now in store. Also we have our regular vegetarian food and frozen weight watchers ready meals as well as our normal frozen food section. Popular ciders such as Scrumpy Jack as well as Guinness, lager and Crabbies ginger beer. Cleaning products, toiletries, pet food, greeting cards and more. Every month we have special offers in store so please call in to see our February offers. If we haven’t got something you are looking for please ask and we can try and get it.

REF 2009 Bargain of the Month Great Opportunity Modern top class ground floor flat with 2 beds in very attractive quiet setting, 55m2 + 20m2 open sunny terrace, 1 bath, south orientated, close to community pool in Torrox Park, two entrances, one directly onto community ardens, american kitchen fully equipped, fully furnished, everything in top class condition.

Only 5 minutes drive to the coast and Torrox Costa. Now selling for only 92.000€

Guido Ba Block 76, G 29793 Torrox Costa www.guidob Sales: Siobha Rentals: Manue

restaurante El Pino in Torrox Park offer a wide choice of both English and Indian dishes.

Friday nights is Fish and Chips night, buy 2 fish and chip meals and get a free bottle of wine.

Sunday lunches, probably the best in the area are served from 12.30 until 9.30pm and with a choice of starters, main courses and desserts is only 11€. Indian food is served Monday through to Thursday evening and Saturday nights. We have now introduced a Menu del dia 3 courses for only 7.95€ and we also have a daily specials 2 meals for 6€. Entertainment at El Pino is always fun with Monday happy O´aoke, and Friday nights are Quiz night starting at 9pm with prizes to be won. Valentines evening on Thursday 14th is a ticket Dinner Dance for only 10€ per person which includes a 3 course meal and live music with GASOLINE. El Pino Property services is your Real Estate agent for park homes both mobile and wooden chalets on Torrox Park. We are here to help you find your new home, whether pur-

REAL BARGAINS! GREAT OPPORTUNITIES! ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE!

Does your car need some love and attention?

Want a professional service? Competitive prices and a lifetime labour guaranteed? Then give Forster’s autos a call in Torrox Costa.

Available for all repairs, servicing, audio & valeting. Tel: Eng: 654 989 706 or Spanish 678 973 656

raza hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your auer S.L. - Ref.1166 Torrox Costa Price: Only 60,000€ pets while you are away. In the countryside Ground floor your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas a Tel 952 532427 - Ref.1121 Torrox Costa Price: 70,000€ with toys provided, & kennels with indoor bauersl.com sleeping area & outside run. For cats large cat- Ref.2007 Torrox Costa Price: 75,000€ an 606 631 143 teries, with cozy beds, toys & activities to keep Ref.1176 Torrox Costa Price: 77,000€ ela 654 369 298 them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offers a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as chasing or renting, we can help with our extenwell as providing dog grooming services. Open sive knowledge of the property market along 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to the Costa del Sol. Call into our offices next to visit,, Paco & Antonia would be happy to show Restaurante El Pino or visit our website you the facilities. For more information call: 952 www.elpinoproperties.com 53 5417, 686 904 792 or 616 371 034, or email info@razahotel.com or visit the website at www.razahotel.com Enjoy a fun night in with the girls have a Nicki´s Naughties ultimate girls night in. Great for Hen nights or birthdays, reunions or if you haven't got a reason make one up because ann summers parties are great fun with lots of laughs, games and prizes to be won. Call Nicki 952 539 423 or 691 168 529 to find out more on hosting a party or pop into Dollys to grab a catalogue. Valentines is around the corner and ideal time to find that special gift. Spray tan parties also available.

Sue & Carsten offer you a warm welcome

We have Danish OPEN SANDWICHES - ENGLISH HOME MADE PIES & BAGUETTES with fillings of your choice. Try Irish Rump Steak & Mushrooms, Danish Roast Pork or Hot Chicken and Bacon or Herrings on Rye Bread. Try the NEW Bacon & Brie Baguette NEW!! Danish Fillet of Plaice and Greenland Prawns on a Danish Open Sandwich Assorted DANISH PASTRIES & TARTS including Carrot Cake & Dream Cake or why not try our Homemade LEMON CHEESECAKE topped with local oranges

Try Sue’s Naan Bread Pot with Curry (Balti, Tikka Massala, Madras) Music Night with “Vic Faulkner” from the band “HELLO” every Tuesday night at 9pm Wednesday 13th February - international Quiz Night starting at 8pm Karaoke every Friday night at 9pm

Open from 12 noon to late 6 days a week (closed Thursdays)

Tel: 952 967 734

Find us on Paseo Maritimo, Torrox Costa At the end of Avda. El Faro, down the steps and we are on the right just behind the “Ruins”

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Laguna Beach - Torrox Costa Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch Quiz Nights Last Saturday of every month

Valentine’s Day with ‘Bobby Mac’

5 course Candlelit dinner 8pm (please call for more information)

Don’t forget Mother’s Day on March 10th!

9am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus / Sunday 1pm - 8pm Closed Wednesdays For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

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Implant specialist We Speak English, German & French Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

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Redwell - Infrared Heating Redwell® - The world’s leading brand in infra-red heating For more than 12 years, infra-red heaters from Redwell® have provided the highest manufactured quality, complete with unique designs. The Austrian manufacturer specialises in the production of infra-red heating systems, and continuous research and development − in co-operation with universities − are the guarantees for outstanding product quality and the latest technology.

* 7 years experience on the Spanish market * 5 years vendor warranty redwell® infra-red heaters offer the best benefits: * Protect your property against dampness and mould! * Reduce your electricity bill with Redwell® heaters! * Enjoy the clean air in your home without dust, pollen, bacteria and mould spores!

why redwell®? treat yourself to energy savings, Mirror heaters do not steam up! high comfort, healthy indoor en* Infra-red heaters with specially they are available in various developed storage inside keep runvironment and NO maintenance sizes, square or round. ning times lower, therefore bringing costs! you heat without high electricity costs! * White panels from 250 up to 1400 watt in NEw: No more cold feet with the 'Desk 17 sizes - the right heating solution for every Heater' - a little heater with an elegant design room on a massive wooden base: the ideal auxiliary * Picture heaters in enamel print - colourfast, heater which also fits on or under the table. with no optical reflections Heat supply from both sides. * Long operating distance of the heating waves – makes these heaters suitable also for Contact us or visit the exhibition in our large rooms shop!

The leading brand in Infrared Heating Heat up your home in a healthy and economical way!

Infrared Design Heating System: Pictures, Mirrors, Glass, Blackboards, Columns etc.

-New additional product line of frameless white panels: More power for your money.

-All Redwell® heaters have a partial storage heater to keep running times lower.

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Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952539742, mobile: 606423869, Email: sscharler@gmx.de

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Casa Maria Sky Sports

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(with hosts “Flip” & “Jonny Unplugged”) Free drink to everyone who plays!

Jam Night Special - All shorts & mixer - 3€ All shots - 1€

Saturday 23rd February - Carol & John’s 30th Wedding Anniversary with Live Music from 9pm Saturday 23rd March - Leaving Party Carol & John would like to thank everyone for their custom, support and above all the laughs over the last 3 years!!

Open 11am - Late 7 days a week Call: 667 954 901 or 664 259 968 Torrox Park (bar on the goat track) www.casamarias.webs.com

Rules Of The Bedroom El Peñoncillo, Torrox Costa Daily Large selection of Tapas - €1 Glass of wine - €0.90 Glass of beer - €1

Friday evenings Fish ‘n’ Chip night

(Free bottle of wine with every 2 meals)

Saturday nights Steak night - Buy 1 for 12€ Get the second for 6€ Traditional Sunday Lunch Every Sunday 1pm - 4pm Only €10.50 - 3 courses To reserve call: 952 96 76 55 Opening hours - 10am - 11pm (Closed Mondays) Kitchen open all day

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The Bowen Technique BOWTECH (The original Bowen technique), is a safe, non-manipulative, fast and effective system for the treatment of pain, inflammation, joint discomfort, spinal misalignment, muscle and tendon pain and internal ailments. It is also an aid to healing.

Because the Bowen technique works on the whole body, it is possible to treat more than one ailment at the same time -- whether acute or chronic. For example, if you are suffering from bronchitis, menstrual problems, back, shoulder or neck problems, migraine, or any combination of these or other illnesses, they can all be successfully treated in one session. A second session is normally recommended as reinforcement. Even if you are suffering from a longstanding complaint, only a few sessions are usually necessary in order to improve your condition. The results are generally long lasting, unless there is re-injury.

Because of the body's high tolerance level of the Bowen technique, the treatment is appropriate for everyone -- from newborn babies to the frail and elderly.

A BOWTECH session consists of several series of gentle moves through lightweight clothing (or with direct skin contact) in any position comfortable for the patient.

The BOWEN TECHNIQUE was developed in the late 50s by the late Tom Bowen (19161992) in Geelong, Australia.

The benefits of the Bowen technique include: - Headaches or migraines - Internal ailments - Spinal misalignment - Back pain - Neck and shoulder pain - Joint discomfort - Heel/foot pain - Sciatica - Joint discomfort - Arthritis - Sports injuries - Restricted mobility - Repetitive strain injury - Whiplash - Postural problems - Depression, anxiety and also: - Tinnitus - Tennis elbow - Carpal tunnel syndrome - Asthma, bronchitis - Digestive problems… and more.

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Clinica Casa Blanca Therapy Centre Torrox Costa since 2008

Osteopathy, Massages, Bowen technique, Lymphatic drainage, Reflexology, Reiki, Shiatsu, Craneo Sacral, Ear-Acupuncture Special Massage Offers!

* Whole body massage 75 min: 1 session = 39€ - 3 sessions = 108€ * Whole body massage 2 hours: 1 session = 59€ - 3 sessions = 167€ * Back, Neck and Shoulders or Legs 45 minutes: 21€

5 sessions = Last one half price - 10 sessions = Last one free (Each session paid separately, discount available only on the last session) *Neck and Shoulders or Feet massage 30 mins *Therapy for pain and illnesses *Osteopathy *Bowen technique *Reflexology approx.

60 mins *Lymphatic drainage *Craneo Sacral Therapy *Reiki/Shiatsu/Metamorphic technique *Ear Acupuncture

15€ 40€ 45€ 40€ 20€ Bianca Bojahr From 20€ Gift Vouchers 45€ available 30€ Forever Living 20€ products Urb. Jardines del Mar / Bloque C3 Tel.: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673 (also home visits) (On the coast road N340 heading towards Nerja, 1 km at the traffic lights at Peñoncillo)

e-mail: clinicacasablanca@gmail.com / www.clinica-casa-blanca.com

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Clear-view Glass Curtains

Covering The Axarquia and surrounding area since 2003

“Are we mad as March Hares?”

Springing into Spring with these crazy offers!!! w 6 DOUBLE GLAzED WINDOWS FROM 1,495€ + IVA w 12 DOUBLE GLAzED WINDOWS FROM 2,950€ + IVA AND FREE HIGH SECURITy ENTRANCE DOOR w FREE MOSQUITO SCREENS ON ALL WINDOWS This OFFER wont last and is based on the first 10 orders.

So hurry book your FREE no obligation quotation NOW! OTHER SERVICES: Pool Surrounds Glass Curtains Mosquito Screens Conservatories Solar Film Repairs to all glazing products

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Take Care Of Your Health & Property MAdeREINA S.L. The damp proofing specialist The first contact we had with the products we now sell was when we had built a new house and the 120sm roof was leaking.

We told a good friend about it and he said he knew a solution. It sounded totally unbelievable, but we had tried everything else so we decided to give it a go. Just a week after the damp proofing was done, there was heavy and prolonged rain. We checked every morning during the rain and to our surprise and relief, not a drop had come through – there wasn’t even a damp spot.

These unique products are something that the Spanish market has been missing and through our team of specialists, we are now able to help you solve your problems.

is to contract us from the beginning of the building process. But we are often called in afterwards to solve problems with damp, water leaks and mould attacks and of course, leaking swimming pools and terraces. Even if you aren’t having trouble with your swimming pool at the moment, you gain with our treatment as you get a pool which is easier to keep clean and saves on the cost of chemicals.

Our products have been used for more than 40 years in the building sector. You can easily see why as they penetrate 20cm into concrete surfaces and seal them totally; they even leave a water repellent surface.

This treatment should last a life-time so once it’s done, there is no need to repeat it.

As an added benefit, our treatments can even help your health -- don't forget that damp/mould problems can provoke conditions such as asthma and allergies.

The best way to prevent problems in the future

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MaderEiNa s.L.

100% Damp Proofing solutions Welcome to MAdeREINA S.L. we are specialists in preventing and repairing damages from mould, moisture and water leakage by deep-impregnation of surfaces like cement, concrete, bricks tiles etc.

Our high-efficient, 100% ecological and non-toxic LiFE LastiNg products give a permanent protection and it leaves a water repellent surface.

For Roofs, Walls, Bathrooms, Swimming Pools, Terraces & Foundations.

The most effective product on the market and considerably cheaper Saves up to 35% - 50% on energy bills 10 year guarantee and the treatment lasts a lifetime!

For a Free Quotation Call: 958 069 967 / 677 473 487 Or email us on: info@madereina.com More info on: www.madereina.com

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Eating in the UK in the 50’s * Pasta had not been invented. * Olive oil was kept in the medicine cabinet * Spices came from the Middle East where they were used for embalming. * Herbs were used to make rather dodgy medicine. * A takeaway was a mathematical problem. * A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. * Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time. * The only vegetables known to us were spuds, peas, carrots and cabbage, * All crisps were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. * Condiments consisted of salt, pepper, vinegar and brown sauce if we were lucky. * Soft drinks were called pop. * Coke was something that we put on the fire. * A Chinese chippy was a foreign carpenter. * Rice was a milk pudding, and never, ever part of our dinner. * A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining. * A Pizza Hut was an Italian shed. * A microwave was something out of a science fiction movie. * Brown bread was something only poor people ate. * Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking * Bread and jam was a treat. * Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. * Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. * Figs and dates appeared every Christmas, but no one ever ate them. * Jellied eels were peculiar to Londoners. * Salad cream was a dressing for salads, mayonnaise did not exist * Hors d'oeuvre was a spelling mistake. * Only Heinz made beans. * Special food for dogs & cats was unheard of. * Fish was only eaten on Fridays. * Fish didn't have fingers in those days. * Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi. * Ready meals only came from the fish and chip shop. * For the best taste fish and chips had to be eaten out of old newspapers. * Frozen food was called ice cream. * Nothing ever went off in the fridge because

we never had one. * Ice cream only came in one colour and one flavour. * Jelly and blancmange was only eaten at parties. * If we said that we were on a diet, we simply got less. * Healthy food consisted of anything edible. * People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy. * Indian restaurants were only found in India . * Brunch was not a meal. * If we had eaten bacon lettuce and tomato in the same sandwich we would have been certified. * A bun was a small cake back then. * The word" Barbie" was not associated with anything to do with food. * Eating outside was a picnic. * Cooking outside was called camping. * Seaweed was not a recognised food. * Pancakes were only eaten on Pancake Tuesday * "Kebab" was not even a word never mind a food. * Hot dogs were a type of sausage that only the Americans ate. * The phrase "boil in the bag" would have been beyond comprehension. * The idea of "oven chips" would not have made any sense at all to us. * The world had not heard of Pot Noodles, Instant Mash and Pop Tarts. * Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold. * Lettuce and tomatoes in winter were only found abroad. * Surprisingly muesli was readily available in those days, it was called cattle feed. * Turkeys were definitely seasonal. * Pineapples came in chunks in a tin; we had only ever seen a picture of a real one. * We never heard of Croissants we certainly couldn't pronounce it, * Garlic was used to ward off vampires, but never used to flavour food. * Water came out of the tap, if someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it they would have become a laughing stock. * Food hygiene was all about washing your hands before meals.

The one thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties …. elbows.

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high Blood Pressure also known as (hypertension) Known as the silent killer, high blood pressure rarely has obvious symptoms.

Around 30% of people in England have high blood pressure but many don’t even know it. If left untreated, high blood pressure increases your risk of a heart attack or stroke.

The only way of knowing there is a problem is to have your blood pressure measured.

All adults should have their blood pressure checked at least every five years. what is high blood pressure?

Blood pressure measures how strongly blood presses against the walls of your arteries (large blood vessels) as it is pumped around your body by your heart. If this pressure is too high it puts a strain on your arteries and your heart, which makes it more likely that you will suffer a heart attack, a stroke or kidney disease.

Blood pressure is measured in millimetres of mercury (mmHg) and it is recorded as two figures. systolic pressure: the pressure of the blood when your heart beats to pump blood out.

Diastolic pressure: the pressure of the blood when your heart rests in between beats.

For example, if your GP says your blood pressure is “140 over 90”, or 140/90mmHg, it means you have a systolic pressure of 140mmHg and a diastolic pressure of 90mmHg. You are said to have a high blood pressure if readings on separate occasions consistently show your blood pressure to be 140/90Hg or higher.

A blood pressure reading below 130/80mmHg is considered to be normal. who is most at risk?

Your chances of having high blood pressure increase as you get older. There is often no clear cause of high blood pressure but you are at increased risk if you: - Are overweight - Have a relative with high blood pressure - Are of African or Caribbean decent - Eat a lot of salt - Don’t eat enough fruit and vegetables - Don’t do enough exercise - Drink a lot of coffee (or other caffeine based drinks) - Drink a lot of alcohol - Are aged over 65 If you fall into any of the groups above, consider making changes to your lifestyle to lower your risk of high blood pressure. Also consider having your blood pressure checked more often, ideally about once a year.

In the coming months... information on how to prevent high blood pressure, symptoms, diagnosis and treatment.

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Care working in the UK - Country Cousins is the UK’s leading private care specialist introduction agency, providing live-in care mainly for the elderly and infirm, enabling people to remain in their own homes for longer

Many Country Cousins live here in Spain returning to the UK frequently or every now and then for two weeks or more assignments.

If you are interested in earning between £945 - £1,200 for 15 days (one client) or £1,020 - £1,560 (two clients) by becoming a Country Cousin, please call Jennie or Barry for more information on: 625 807 504 or 951 066 685 (evenings)

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DIGITAL SATELLITE SERVICES Flat screen repair specialists for all major TV manufacturers inc Samsung/LG. (Out Of Guarantee) Repair Service.

Walking into a store nowadays to buy a new TV can seem a very daunting task. There are hundreds of TVs to choose from, but which one is best? All LCD screens have to be backlit in order to illuminate the picture to produce the image. This can be done by either fluorescent tubes or LEDs (light emitting diodes). so which is best?

LCD stands for liquid crystal display: a matrix of red, green and blue cells. Each trio of cells makes a pixel. When a small voltage is applied to these cells, the liquid crystal twists and lets light pass through a polarising filter to a coloured lens.

LED backlit LCD displays can create higher contrast ratios (the difference between black and white) and finer detail in the picture. Unfortunately, these TVs tend to be more expensive than their fluorescent tube cousins but do have a longer service life generally.

Another drawback with LED displays is that although they are thinner, the sound can seem to be poor as the speakers within the cabinet are reduced in size with a corresponding drop in audio quality.

Plasma TVs use an electric charge to excite gases within the display. This ignites phosphers to display light. The benefits of plasma TVs are that they can produce greater contrast ratios than LCD, along with better reproduction of fast-moving images -- particularly when higher frame refresh rates are used.

Plasma TVs unfortunately consume significantly more power than LCD, and have a glass front to the screen which reflects light, adversely affecting the viewing experience -- particularly on a sunny day.

If you are still confused which is best, why not pop along to one of our informal TV technology demonstrations held every Saturday at 2pm at Cortijos Romero 45B, Puente Don Manuel, near Vinuela Hotel. Tel 657 484 853 / Email tproctor29@yahoo.com

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Starfish are also known as sea stars.

There are more than 2,000 species of starfish.

Starfish usually measure from 5 to 10 inches across, and can weigh 11lbs. The largest discovered starfish found was ErasteriasEchinisoma which was measured at over a metre long. ThromidiaCatalai is the world record

breaker for the heaviest, weighing more than 13lbs.

If a starfish is chopped into pieces, each piece can grow a whole new starfish as the majority of the organs are placed within the arm.

If you have ever encountered a starfish and turned it over, you will find hundreds of projections on its underside. These are known as tube feet, which serve two basic functions - one being able to move around in the water, and the other to open up scallops or clams.

Starfish can have four or more arms; some have 12, but most have 5. However, there are species that have 10, 20, or even up to 40 arms!

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Amazing Marine Life (Continued) Starfish digest their food on the outside of their body. They will latch on to a clam or mussel, prise it open, slide its stomach outside its mouth and into the gap in the shell and digest what’s inside. This allows the starfish to eat a larger organism than it could fit into its mouth on its underside. Once the stomach is retracted back into its body, the meal is transferred from this stomach (cardiac) to another internal stomach (pyloric) to fully digest.

A starfish’s body has no blood. They use anater vascular sys-

tem, which pulls water in through a sieve plate.

They also use this to move as they propel water to the tips of their arms, pushing them around.

Starfish are not completely blind, even though they do not have eyes. They can sense light and shapes through an eyespot (an organ sensitive to light) located at the tip of their arms.

Some starfish drop off their arms as a distraction to predators.

Starfish can reproduce sexually and asexually.

Eggs and sperms are sent off by the females and males respectively, in the mating season.

A female starfish is capable of producing around a million eggs at one time.

Starfish can change their gender whenever they want.

Starfish do not have brains.

TUESDAY MARKET 9.30am - 1.30pm

Come and enjoy a cool relaxing morning at Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa.

EASY PARKING Outside courtyard and function room full of fabulous stalls offering something for everyone.

Browse at your leisure and enjoy a coffee in the beautiful shadey gardens Take the A-272 turning onto the Velez-Malaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield

Call Anita on: 627 877 164

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Nerja is renowned for its friendly, efficient local businesses, caring charities and all-round community spirit. It makes sense to support the best of the best, so check these out! rafters rastro – New 2 You Shop. We buy and sell your unwanted household items. We sell a huge variety of goods which are changing every day. Normally we have in stock; a wide range of furniture, lamps, vases, ornaments, general bric a brac, books and good quality second-hand clothes. Contact Alan or Wendy.

Come and see Glenn and Carlos at the Big garage. With more than 50 years experience as mechanics speaking English, Spanish, German and Dutch. They repair and service all makes of vehicles including 4x -4’s. Steel aluminium welding. Also long term car storage available. They are easy to find - leave the motorway exit and turn right down toward Nerja. Turn right just before Lidl and you will see our green door as you drive a short way into the industrial estate. New to the Costa del Sol is the Classic Car Club Nerja. Call 610 101 456 or email arnovanleeuwen@yahoo.es to find out more about membership details. The Classic Car Club Nerja has chosen The Big Garage as their place for repairs, restoration, storage, appraisals and more... and the Big Garage is offering a 20% discount on labour costs for members of the Classic Car Club Nerja.

Visit ink and Chips on C/Perez. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges and peripherals as well as laptop and printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year.

Olas - Feb Starts with the continuation of the African Nations cup finishing off with the final on Sun 10th of Feb. The Six Nations Rugby kicks starts 2nd, Wales-Ireland followed by England-Scotland & then Italy -France meet on the 3rd. We will show the rugby and the football Sat & Sun as there is a full footy programe as seen on the bar notice boards. Late in the evening on the 3rd its Super Bowl XLVll we as usual have full coverage till 5am!!! So come join us for popcorn and hotdogs and shoot some pool into the night. Wed 6th sees England take on Brazil at Wembley as part of the 150 birthday of the FA, again on the weekend of the 9th/10th we have part two of the six nations. The Olas Charity Quiz Takes place this Month on Sat 9th with an 8/8.30 start including the famous 1/2 time buffet so ring and book a team or call in and reserve. The 12th/13th sees the return of The Champions League football. 14th Valentines special breakfast, come and join us for a special breakfast with your partner. Toast topped with a lush scrambled egg with a smoked Salmon cap enjoyed with a Rose Cava we will serve this from 10am-4pm, book a table. 14th-evening sees lots of footy Europa Cup and Pool League so boys get them brownie points up with a breaky it may be the only way to see the footy!! With Another big footy weekend on the 5th, round of the FA Cup on the 16th/17th.

Come and enjoy the newly refurbished Stand (Chicken Run). Sat 16th Race night, come down and join us. Starting after the footy around 7.30/8pm start. 19th/20th see the 2nd phase of Champions league games 21st is the second leg of the Europa Cup games worth watching if you were not allowed out on the 14th :-) We may have a special Music Quiz 23rd keep an eye on the notice boards at the bar for that one in plannng as The Sentinella goes to print! Lastly thanks to all that took part in the N.Y.D dip it was geat fun and a great way to start 2013 look forward to seeing you all, Dean Jill & The Olas Team x

If your car needs repairing or you want to have is spray painted, visit Jonathan at artucolor for the best price and service. Artucolor is a general mechanics workshop offering car body repairs and body painting.

Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices - a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991.

We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems.

Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments and prices as well as directions to and pictures of the clinic. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish / Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French and Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

Have you been to Chique Bar on Calle Chaparil? Come and see Stevie and her team, they have a great selection of beers including Mahou, Victoria, John Smith, Guinness, Crabbies to name a few. They serve tapas, wraps, toasted sandwiches, jacket potatoes and salads and have a wide selection of coffees and teas and every month have a different guest tea. Every Monday is stitch ´n´bitch or just a natter, where you can share your knitting, crochet experiences with others or beginners can come along to learn with an experienced tutor 12–2pm. The first Wednesday of every month is book club from 12.30 until 1.30 and March’s book is The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova.

Friday night is quiz night with free tapas, maximum four people per team, starts at 9pm. Saturday 9th is Card night and Saturday 23rd Bingo night. Chique Bar also have a pool table and team and show all major sporting events on TV. There is Wi-Fi and air-conditioning in the bar. They look forward to welcoming you.

Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment.

Clinica Veterinaria almijara For all your pets veterinary needs, services including in clinic consultations, X rays, Blood tests, Analysis, Teeth cleaning, Surgery and home visits. 24 hour emergency service656 825 319. English, Spanish, German, French and Czech speaking. Dog & Cat Grooming. Stockiest for Specific, Royal Canin and other brand names for dog and cat food. Website: veterinariosnerjamalaga.com.

Open Monday-Friday 10.00-1-30, 17.30-20.30, Saturday 10.00-13.30.You can call the Clinic on 95 252 1507 for further information.

Buzz it are suppliers of personalised workwear, great for your bar/restaurant/club etc... Choose from quality transfers, direct to garment, vinyl, screen printing and embroidery all methods to suit your needs. Affordable quality t-shirts, polo shirts, bodywarmers, fleeces etc.. Call us on 675 091 982 or in Spanish on 666 208 880 to find out more.

“The Coo l H O T Du de” “hOttiEs” the Leading Microwave heated hot water Bottle safe and Easy to Use - Only 10€

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avda. andalucia, 119, torre del Mar tel: 952 967 923

Specialists in larger sizes

CHARNOS OPENING SOON IN NERJA For further information, please call Claire on: 618 423 240

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*Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

Torrox Costa Tel: 952 53 20 12

Emergencies: 678 974 892

English Dental Technician 30 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640

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ColMenar (Classes in Colmenar & Puente don Manuel)

low impact aerobics *Circuit training - freeweights *Personal training - one to one or groups Contact: Carol 659 295 346 email: bodynsoul@hotmail.co.uk

aUtOCOOL The only mobile service specialising solely in car air-con systems.

Get your a/c serviced now before next summer and before it lets you down.

Have your headlights gone opaque or yellow?

This is now a fail on After Before the ITV test so get them professionally refinished.

For both services call Mike now on 951 321446 or 616 264067 www.autocoolspain.com

Michael/Maria Reeve Tlfn: (+34) 669 899 065

Email: acecarrental@hotmail.co.uk www.acecarrental.biz

Airport pick-up and delivery

Fiat Panda 2007 Rent to Buy option 260€ x 12 months, includes Insurance.

Or rent long term 250€ minimum 3 month hire

No more mowing, watering or dead spots!

Artificial grass is the solution for a unique ground covering.

For more info or a free quotation

Call: 619 317 211

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SUNDAY ROASTS From 7.95€

Open 10am til late. Kitchen open til 9pm (til 5pm on Sundays)

CHINESE NEW YEAR Sat 9th Feb, 8pm 3-Course Oriental Buffet - €14.95 BOOkiNgs ONLy Followed by Music with DJ steve

FEBRUARY 14th St. Valentine’s Themed Specials Board

HAPPY HOUR! Mon - Sat 6pm - 7pm Beer - €1.50 / pint Spirit & mixer - €2.00 CLOSED MONDAYS Mon - Closed Tue - 8.30pm - Kim’s Quiz Wed - 2pm - Pool Club (all welcome)

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WELL-THERM

NOT JUST A MAN WITH A WHITE VAN

Medical Thermography & Nutrition PREVENTION - EARLY DETECTION - MONITORING

Well actually he is and the van is white, but there the similarity ends!

First class, reliable & competitive service for local removals, collections from IKEA etc. Flat pack assembly service available. Also 2-3 runs every month to UK & returns – full or part loads or just one item accepted. Insured for goods in transit.

Call us for a quote on 951 067 758

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Clinics at El Morche, Competa, Puente Don Manuel

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MENU DEL Dia 5.90€ 6.90€ EVENiNgs

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specialist in Plumbing, Carpentry, tiling, Electrical, Painting, Decorating & general Building works. From Bespoke handmade kitchens & Bathrooms to Patios & Extensions

“BARGAINS GALORE”

City & guilds qualified & a time served tradesman. For a professional & reliable service

Restaurant El Pantano

Call Chris on: (0034) 655 240 957 Legal and Fully insured

(On the A356 towards Colmenar, overlooking the lake)

References available on request

RESERVE THIS SPACE FOR 3 MONTHS FOR JUST 25 EUROS A MONTH BOOK ADVERTISING THAT WORKS!!!

DON’T DELAY CALL TODAY!!

Tel: 664 210 468

OLD & NEW

1st Sunday of every month 9.30am - 1.30pm

Call: 657 399 995 / 619 471 301

Making your life in spain easier

If you need HELP with problems in Spain: Translations, Healthcare, Spanish bureaucracy, Banking, Residence, Tradesmen, Learning Spanish, etc.

Look no further: www.solutions4xpats.com maria@solutions4xpats.com tel: 952 970 980 / 639 936 988

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Two Way Mirror - Or Not? How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2way glass?

Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting!

And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.

Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female

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You will experience the ultimate adventure, crossing rivers in a �breathtaking� manner and being guided to places you have never been. Come and have a try!!

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changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

TWO WAY GLASS IMAGE MIRROR IMAGE Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a genuine mirror. However, if your fingernail directly touches the image of your nail, then BEWARE! it is a 2-way mirror!

"No Space, Leave the Place" So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything.

REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place!

ARKWRIGHTS

The British Store & More your No. 1 Stop Shop Open 7 days a week OF PUENTE DON MANUEL - NEAR LAKE VIñUELA NExT TO THE FERRETERIA, AT THE END OF THE PARADE OF SHOPS AT THE CRUz DE PERIANA

UNFORTUNATELy yOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE SPANISH V.A.T. INCREASE WILL BE WORKING IT’S WAy ONTO OUR SHELVES, ONLy ON ITEMS RECEIVED FROM JANUARy 2013 (AS PROMISED) – WE HAVE BORNE THE COST SINCE SEPTEMBER FEBRUARy IS THE MONTH FOR PANCAKES (yUM) AND ROSES. WHy NOT TREAT yOUR LOVED ONE TO A BOUQUET OR SINGLE ROSE ON FEBRUARy 14TH. ORDERS BEING TAKEN NOW FEBRUARy OFFER 10% OFF ALL CHOCOLATES Opening hours: Monday - saturday 9am - 7.30pm sunday 10am - 4 pm

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Where you are Number ONE Not one of a number Puente don Manuel WE ARE CONTINUING WITH THE FREE WEEKLy RAFFLE WITH A PRIzE OF 50€ TO SPEND IN THE SHOP OR 60€ CREDIT ON yOUR PHONE WE HAVE A MOBILE PHONE TOP UP MACHINE, INCLUDING INTERNATIONAL ANy FOOD (NO MATTER WHERE IT HAS BEEN PURCHASED) CAN BE PUT IN THE BASKET FOR DISTRIBUTION TO THE NEEDy By ALCAUCIN TOWN HALL WE ONLy CLOSE TWO DAyS OF THE yEAR, CHRISTMAS DAy & NEW yEAR’S DAy, WE DO NOT CLOSE FOR SPANISH OR BRITISH HOLIDAyS

Please note: We close at 6.30pm during February the Parcel Force to be reckoned with

Sending or Collecting items from UK or Europe

952 519 780 659 375 603

we accept all major credit cards Find us on the web: www.arkwrights-groceries.com

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twenty-four thousand pounds per square inch.

I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Pluto has one moon called Charon.

The first police force was established in Paris 1667.

Construction workers hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.

Kermit the Frog has 11 points on his collar around his neck.

George Washington's flase teeth were made of whale bone.

A broken clock is right at least twice a day.

Groaking is to watch people eating in hopes that they will offer you some.

Hairstylist Anthony Silvestri cuts hair while underwater.

It is possible to drown and not die. Technically the term 'drowning' refers to the process of taking water into the lungs, not to death caused by that process.

Human bones can withstand stresses of

If China imported just 10% of it's rice needsthe price on the world market would increase by 80%.

If done perfectly, any rubix cube combination can be solved in 17 turns.

If monkeys eat too many un-ripe bananas their tongue and eyes will turn green.

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Children - Don’t You Just Love Em!!

For homework, a class were asked to draw their parents at work.

Here's the letter the teacher received the next day: Dear Mrs. Jackson, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Bunnings and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit.

I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it.

Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store.

This is Jessica’s drawing:

From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Sincerely, Erica Cameron

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New Mum in Town - Colic Hangover Cure So, my baby has colic and the nurse has given me Manzanilla. The tough part is....having to give it to Jazmín on a spoon as I was advised to avoid the bottle! Gosh, how difficult is it to spoon feed manzanilla to an almost-three-month-old…it takes AGES! Patience is a virtue, they say, and it's not forever….must remember to remember this!

After trying this 'soothing' drink, the colic is still very much there, and I am becoming increasingly fed up with being stuck indoors every afternoon, pacing the living room. Once again, I call upon Grey's Anatomy and Dr McDreamy to keep me sane. I know it isn't baby girl's fault and bless her, she is in so much pain and discomfort but I am more than keen for this to be over.

I wish there was a magic way of stopping colic, for both our sakes...perserverence, patience and love are what is needed; I must be there for her -- she needs me! As my patience begins to run out, and after a teary phone call to a friend back home, I am sent Infacol from the UK... Wowsers, it really works! From the moment she drank the first drop, the wind just shot out like bullets...yes, yes, YES! A top tip for any colic-baby sufferers: help ease your baby's pain by gently pulling their legs up to their belly and giving them a massage between each 'set'. Combine the 'colic beater moves' with the medicine and Bob’s-yourUncle; you have a happier baby and thus, a happier Mummy!

I also found that positioning Jazmín face down on my arm (head at elbow), gently rubbing her back and pacing also worked. And when all that failed, the baby rucksack never did! Claro, making sure your baby is properly winded and properly latched on to the boob will help avoid colic - which of course, I didn't know!

I did worry that giving baby girl medicine before each feed would only encourage her body to become reliant on it. So, as all doubtful first time Mummies, I found a natural alternative.

'Colickind'. It's homeopathic and you can get it at the chemist’s.

However, once baby girl reached three months - the colic seemed to go away. Yes.. there is light at the end of tunnel! And, it's not forever fíjate!

Well, colic has gone (hooray), baby girl is almost five months and we have booked our first flights to the UK. Happy days! I have had a month and a half of pure motherhood joy -- en-

joying the warm sunshine and meeting people.

I am THE professional breastfeeder, and the nappy changes are getting quicker.

Things are going smoothly and I am feeling good when, BAM...the crying starts again! NO NO NO - why?! And just before we are due to fly to England!

At a routine check-up, I mention the crying (again...and the baby's crying, not mine - must look in control when with the doc!) and he does a few checks - all very normal I suppose.

Jazmín is not keen on these checks, though, and rebels with all her might. Oh my, there is just SO much saliva! My thoughts are confirmed - her first two teeth are coming. The first teeth...at five months, and TWO at once - the front two! Yikes! I know it's a milestone for her, but did it have to be when we are just about to do the meets and greets in the UK? Will she be crying all the time? What about the plane...will she scream, will everyone tut?? My calm state of mind is quickly replaced by nervous thoughts and images of the first flight experience.

Will we cope...we are going to have to, and I am going to have to stock up on teething meds. Find out more next month !

“The hire company for the little ones”

We welcome you to inspect, select & collect from our SHOWROOM at LAKE VIñUELA In order to give clients individual attention please phone for an appointment before visiting. We are situated at KM29 (on right) off A356 1km past Camping & Pantano Restaurant. We are signposted from there. From bouncy chairs to buggies, stairgates to sterilisers.

Everything you need for when little ones come to visit.

PHONE DAWN ON: 627 931 360 WEBSITE: www.nurseryneeds.com EMAIL: dawn@nurseryneeds.com

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Recipe Of The Month Prawns and salmon with dill and lime mayonnaise This makes a perfect starter and can be made well in advance of a special occasion. Really simple to make but very impressive.

Serves 8 Ingredients 5 tbsp good quality mayonnaise 2 garlic cloves, crushed 2 tbsp fresh dill chopped, plus a few leaves to garnish Juice ½ lime plus wedges to serve Grinding of black pepper 400g/14oz cooked king prawns, shelled 400g/14oz smoked salmon Grinding of black pepper Method: 1. Place the mayonnaise in a bowl, add the garlic, chopped dill and lime juice and mix well.

Chill until needed.

2. Divide the prawns and salmon on plates.

Put a spoonful of the lime and dill mayonnaise on each plate. Scatter over the dill leaves to garnish with the lime wedges and a grinding of black pepper.

3. Serve with thinly sliced brown bread and butter.

Bar CO2 & “CHEEKS” Lounge Opposite the Ayuntamiento (The Town Hall) in Colmenar

(Now Under New Ownership and Management) Annette and Capt'n Chris welcome all existing and new customers to the New Bar Co2 and "Cheeks" Lounge!

We open Tuesday - Sunday from 11am - close / Mondays closed On Sundays we offer a Full English Roast with a complimentary glass of wine, beer or soft drink! - ONLY 7.95€ (advance bookings recommended to avoid disappointment) Every Friday & Saturday evening there is Karaoke with over 50,000 songs to choose from! So please feel free to come along and sing us your favourite songs!!!

For more info please call: 654 876 891 Live entertainment and a Full English menu coming soon We look forward to meeting and greeting you all

Friday Market (Established for over 10 years)

Chiringuito Antonio, Puente don Manuel Great market, Great atmosphere, Great prices!!!

9.30am - 1.30pm Not just a Market!

Antonio’s Bar & Restaurant Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant The Little Farm Shop Susana’s Hairdressers A Bird Park Something for everyone, so come down for a great morning!

New Stallholders always welcome New & Secondhand Only 1€ a pitch!

Call Penny: 650 698 684 or Gilly: 650 380 954 SEE YOU THERE!!!

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The Light Column Hello and a bright and sparkly welcome to The Light Column, a shining new column with the goal of spreading Love and Light to its readers. It ties in nicely with the launch of The Light: A Book of Wisdom with chapters by 22 leading luminaries in the field of personal growth and spiritual development.

It has been a long and hard two years putting everything together – finding the right contributors, editing chapters, proofreading, countless emails, daily phone calls and lots of late nights.

And finally, The Light is ready to purchase.

Hooray!

This is not just another self-help book. It takes the reader through preparation, practices and experiences on a sacred journey to reach the place where the ancient mystery of the Inner Light is revealed.

Contributors include Neale Donald Walsch, author of the bestselling Conversations with God series; Don Miguel Ruiz, author of The Four Agreements; Marci Shimoff, author of Happy for no Reason, and William Arntz, director of the movie What the Bleep Do We Know!?

From the bottom of my heart, I, along with the other 21 contributors, would be so humbled if you were to make a donation to our Light Fund by purchasing a copy of The Light.

Contact: 958 496 571 / 644 546 176 www.solarshadetinting.com

The charities you will be helping are: The Alder Hey Children’s Charity, The Forgiveness Project, The Conversations with God Foundation, Love a Child Foundation, Heartfelt Foundation, Shiringirai Trust, and our very own charity, The Light Worldwide.

Namaste and sending Light from the One Heart, The Light www.thelightcolumn.com

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The varied menu and the presentation is simply superb in this beautiful but quaint little restaurant, where service is their top priority.

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To all our clients we wish you a Prosperous New Year!!

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My New Doctor

Allergy?

I went to the doctor's... ...office the other day at my wife’s request and found that our new family doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.

Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out?"

I said, "My wife thinks my penis tastes like strawberries."

Well come on chaps! Wouldn’t you?

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Explore your artistic creativity in 2013!

Heather welcomes new enrollees for her ever popular drawing and painting classes - now in their fourth year in Spain. Whether a total beginner or a returner to painting, call Heather for further details (Portrait drawing classes resume in March)

Lake Viñuela - Mondays & Fridays Torre del Mar - Thursdays For further details call Heather Tel: 628 306 371

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HEALTHY RAW FOOD

www.naturvets.com The only veterinary clinic on the coast specialising in BarF, the natural way of feeding your animals - because your dog and cat are carnivores, not omnivores!

BarF prevents obesity, diabetes, tooth decay, dermatitis, arthritis and many other illnesses.

BarF promotes health, vitality and longevity. we can offer your pet an individual diet assessment and we stock a variety of raw food and bones, some organic.

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Nick Turner Refurbs Nick Turner Refurbs, specialist in UPVC and aluminium windows and doors, is now the official supplier and installer of all glass curtains too.

all year round. They can be kept open in the summer, and partly open in the spring and autumn to protect against rain or wind, to suit your needs. Keep them closed during the winter to increase the temperature of your home -- thus saving energy and money.

Nick Turner Refurbs also specialises in full house refurbs including tiling, UPVC and aluminium windows and doors, kitchens, bathrooms, plastering, carpentry and bricklaying.

The company also constructs "made to measure" deckings and pergolas, constructed from tanalised timbers.

Nick Turner Refurbs, formerly Mastercraft in Nerja, is still providing the same quality REHAU UPVC and aluminium doors, windows and service as before.

But now, the installation of glass curtains has been added to the list. Glass curtains are the best way to enjoy your favourite place at home

Call Nick today for a free consultation.

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Traditional Fish & Chips take away (or eat on the terrace)

All your traditional favourites including Kebabs Cooked freshly to order All meals come with either Mushy Peas, Coleslaw, Gravy or Curry Sauce Special Offer: Get a FREE bottle of wine, Coke or Fanta with orders over 25â‚Ź NEW!! COVERED HEATED TERRACE Opening times: Tuesdays, Fridays & Saturdays 12noon - 9pm Wednesdays & Thursdays 5.30pm - 9pm

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Readers Writes We have been informed this month that unfortunately, housebreakers are still in the area so please stay vigilant at this time.

One reader of The Sentinella sent us the following letter: Last night (Sunday 6 January) my daughter’s house in Los Kikos, near Puente don Manuel, was broken into for the second time. It was broken into this time last year and we thought we had secured the place really well after that. They got in by cutting down a high chain link fence (after failing to completely cut through a motor bike chain on the high garden gates, put on there as well as a key lock, after the previous break in.) They then managed to cut through the motor bike chain around the patio door’s reja, then cut through the bars of the actual reja -- which was key locked -- and forced open the bolt-locked patio doors before gaining entry to the house. This is a holiday home for my daughter so fortunately, there was very little of value in the house. They did, however, take four largewheeled plastic storage boxes and a dark wood small semi-circular hall table with a drawer in the centre. They also completely trashed the place and tipped out every single cupboard and drawer, including all over the garden. The worst part was when we rang the police. First of all we were put on hold on the phone for about 10 minutes, and then finally, we were told that as it was a holiday weekend we needed to contact our local police after the holiday! They could not even tell us which was our local police station. (We rang 061 first and were told to dial 091 for robberies.) We think it must have happened between 8pm-9.30pm as just before 8pm, the owner of a house nearby had been walking her dogs and everything seemed “normal” then. However at around 10pm, she took the dogs for a final walk and noticed all the lights were now on in our house.

She immediately rang us as she knew there should not be anyone there. We drove straight over and found the destruction. Sadly, we all still need to keep vigilant. From Helene ways to prevent a break-in • Lock the doors - Although this seems obvious, many people still fail to do this! This makes it incredibly easy for a criminal to steal items and remove them from the home without leaving visible evidence of the theft which a neighbour could see from the outside.

• Close and lock windows - Just locking doors is pointless if you do not close the windows when you are out.

•Be careful who has knowledge of your valuables. By talking about them -- even to people whom you would not believe to be bur-

glars -- you increase your risk of a home invasion. Even if these ‘friends’ are completely innocent, they could possibly tell someone who is not so upstanding. Also, you should never post information online about things you own.

• get an alarm - If you live in a rural area, then these may not be very much use. However, in city environments, they can provide additional security for your home. Invest in a quality alarm: preferably with a cellular backup (because it is quite easy for a criminal to disconnect phone wires leading to your home). Be sure to turn it on!

• Do away with secluded spots - Criminals love to make their entry via a location which is partially hidden. Removing vegetation from around your home -- and so keeping windows and doors in plain view -- makes it more difficult for criminals to make a ‘silent’ entry.

• Park bicycles and vehicles in a garage - If possible, in a locked garage. If that garage has windows, be sure to put shades or blinds over them so criminals cannot see what kind of transportation they can steal.

• add privacy curtains - These thin curtains allow light in, but distort the image of the room.

BE VIGILANT

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Moclinejo

Moclinejo can be approached either up the hill from Benagalbón or down the hill from Almáchar. Either way will take you about 10 minutes in the car and the drive back down towards the motorway although winding is worth the effort for the spectacular views of the coast. Fittingly, the hills are usually a lovely shade of green as the vines fan out to produce the grapes that make this area part of the Raisin Route of the Axarquía.

The village was most probably built by the moors as there is no evidence of it having existed before their arrival. It is documented that in 1482 they attacked the Christian troops of the captain general of Antequera, Don Pedro Enríquez, who on finding the village apparently deserted, set fire to it. The Muslims who were hiding in the castle on seeing what was happening threw rocks and tree trunks at the Christians killing many of them. The ravine in the area is known to this day as Hoya de los Muertos or Pit of the Dead!

The Moclinejo of today is entered by driving through the arch in a very impressive stone wall with a small fairytale tower. As you drive further down the hill you come to a parking area and a children´s playground. Probably best to park here and walk! I chose to drive on through the village and the streets became narrower and narrower, villagers taking their

daily constitutional were flattened to the walls of their houses as I continued my climb up towards the 16th century Santa Maria church which towered above the street. Parking my car at the top of the hill I jumped out to take a photo of this imposing building with its Moorish arches in the bell tower and roof. Then I ran down to the main square the Plaza de España to take more photos. During summertime the square is covered by an awning to bring much needed shade to this large open area, but on a winters evening with the sun already gone down behind the mountain no such protection was needed and only one person was bravely sitting outside enjoying a beer, the rest were warm and snug inside the bar!

Earlier on in the year during September the village celebrates its Fiesta of Wine and Folklore which honours the farmers who have cultivated the grapes on the surrounding hills for centuries. You can sample the many local culinary delights such as the Muscatel grapes themselves or raisins, ajoblanco (the cold garlic and almond soup) and paella which is served at lunchtime.

To drive back down to the autovia you go past the entrance to the Hamlet of El Valdes, a mini Moclinejo also worth a visit if only to see the amazing Casa Museo Axarquia, an amazingly decorated building sitting resplendent in the heart of this white washed village, a testament to its owner Antonio Montañez who reformed this impressive 300m2 property, spread over 5 floors, in just one year. Known as the Axarquia Gaudi it begs to be seen so do visit it in Calle Ermita, El Valdes. It is open to the public on the first Saturday of each month at 10am until 2pm.

Property Of The Month AS2335 225,000€ Moclinejo With B&B possibility

222m2 4 bedroom house situated at the top of the village with a large garage & roof terrace affording fabulous views over the village, surrounding mountains down to the coast which is just a 15 minute drive away. The property comprises entrance hall with bedroom 1, arch to ensuite shower room to the right and garage to the left, marble stairs up to bedroom 2 with ceiling fan and fitted wardrobes, bedroom 4, bedroom 3 with ceiling fan and balcony with sea views. deep fitted cupboard, bathroom, glass and wood door to living room with fireplace and wood burner, sliding glass windows to covered balcony with sea views. The balcony has 5 arches and a barbeque and runs the whole length of the house. Open plan kitchen/dining room with open fireplace, glass door to external steps up to covered storage cubicles and door to roof terrace with jacuzzi and fabulous views. The downstairs bedroom and bathroom have in the past been used for B&B.

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AS2773 239,950€ Alcaucín 120m2 2 bed, 2 bath villa on 5,500m2 plot

AS2760 249,999€ Canillas de Aceituno 123m2 3 bed, 2 bath villa with mountain views

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Joke Book Brilliant!!

Out now!

Yours truely has put together a joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter.

Priced at just a fiver and 1₏ from every book to APARIV charity, it’s a must buy to keep by the loo!

Available at the Trapiche Market on Tuesdays or The Friday market in Puente don Manuel. Alternatively, email: tonyknight13@yahoo.co.uk or call Tony: 664 689 138

Are you looking for a pool contractor who can

Repair, Refurb or Construct a Swimming Pool?

Look no further, because at Axarquia Pools we do it all w Construction of swimming w Re-tiling / acid cleaning and pools / wet areas and external re-grouting w External electrical lighting, pool showers w Leak detection and repair lighting, electrical pump w Salt systems refurbishment and renewal w Pool covers / safety nets w Access ladders and step w Pool automation construction For more detailed information, please visit our comprehensive website at:

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we offer garden design and general maintenance including:

Automatic Irrigation Systems, Drainage, Pest Control Garden and Pool Maintenance Pergolas, Printed Concrete

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Random Jokes :)

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

-------------------------------------------------------------New from the ‘Dearborn’ talking doll collection from America is the Muslim talking doll.

Nobody has a clue what it says as they are all afraid to pull the cord!!

-------------------------------------------------------------It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

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$$$ Share’oscope $$$ Here is Mr. Share with some more share advice!

This month Mr. Moneybags has bought 215 Greggs shares @ 463p An old favourite of mine, (love their jam donuts) and with the share price close to a low for the year, it’s a very good time to buy. With new outlets in motorway service stations and airports the share price should climb from here on.

Last months share Avanti Communications bought at 222p now 255p - Good job!

$$$ PLEASE NOTE The investments we make are fictitious. Profits are not guaranteed, so please only invest what you can afford to lose!

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Profile Full Name: Michael Dirk Douglas Birthday: September 25, 1944 age: 68 sign: Libra Birthplace: New Brunswick, New Jersey, USA Marital status: DiandraLuker (1977 – 2000); Catherine Zeta-Jones (2000 to present) Children: Cameron, born in 1978; Dylan Michael (2000) and Carys Zeta (2003).

Occupation: Actor Claim to fame: Probably his role in Basic Instinct Michael received a B.A. in drama from the University of California, Santa Barbara in 1968. He studied acting with Wynn Handman at The American Place Theatre in New York City.

His first major television role came in the series

The Streets of San Francisco, which ran from 1972 to 1976, starring alongside Karl Malden who became a close friend and mentor. In 2004, Michael presented Malden with the Monte Cristo Lifetime Achievement Award.

In March 1977, Michael, aged 32, married 19 year old DiandraLuker, the daughter of an Austrian diplomat. In 1995,Diandra filed for divorce and was awarded $45 million as her settlement.

Michael’s film acting career began in the late 1960s, in little known films such as Hail, Hero! and Summertree.

In 1979, he both produced and starred in The China Syndrome, a dramatic film costarring Jane Fonda and Jack Lemmon about a nuclear power plant accident. In a terrifying coincidence, the Three Mile Island accident took place 12 days after the film's release.

In 1980, Michael was involved in a serious skiing accident which sidelined his acting career for three years.

On September 17, 1992, the same year Basic Instinct came out, he began a 30-day treatment for alcoholism and drug addiction at Sierra Tucson Centre.

In the mid-1990s, Michael stated publicly that he suffered from ‘sex addiction’ and underwent extensive counselling.

He shares the same birthday – 25 September – as Catherine, but 25 years apart. They began dating in March 1999 and their first child, Dylan Michael, was born on August 8, 2000. They married on November 18, 2000.

In 2010, Michael was found to be suffering from advanced throat cancer, which he attributed to a combination of stress, his previous alcohol abuse and years of heavy smoking.

He underwent chemotherapy and radiation treatment and on January 11, 2011, he said in an interview that the tumour was gone.

Restaurant “The Garden” WINTER OPENING HOURS

Thurs & Fri 6pm - 10pm Sat 10am - 1pm/6pm - 10pm Sundays 1pm - 7pm PLEASE NOTE: We are closed in the last week of February

SUNDAYS

Our very popular Sunday Lunches from 1pm - only 10.95€ for 3 courses.

Choice of 6 starters, 3 meats and 6 desserts or main course only for 7.95€ including a drink.

Full A la Carte menu and Tapas also available - Last orders 7pm

EARLY BIRD

Served 6pm - 8pm Thurs - Sat - 6 choices of starters, mains & desserts.

Starter & main or main & dessert inc. glass of beer, wine or soft drink - 7.50€

HOMEMADE PIZZAS

(CHOICE OF 8) EAT IN OR TAKE AWAY - Freshly baked Garlic Bread also available WINTER’S HERE! Homemade thick Country Soups, Cottage Pie, Liver & Bacon with onions, etc. See our daily Specials board

Don’t forget FISH FRIDAYS Cod, Rosada or Salmon - 7.50€ DAILY SPECIALS Choice of 6 main meals - 3.95€ or 2 people inc. a bottle of wine - 10€ Due to popular demand our English Mixed Grill will continue at only 9.75€

St. Valentine’s Day Thursday 14th

Friday 15th

Scattered Rose Petals, Soft Candle Light & Romantic Music.

Spend your Valentine evening enjoying a Cava cocktail on arrival followed by a 3 course meal (3 choices on each course) accompanied by a bottle of wine or cava per couple

15€ per person

“The Garden” Bar (next door) Open EVERYDAY from 5pm til late - Happy hour 5.30pm - 7pm Sat & Sun open from 1pm

2 Happy Hours 2.30pm - 3.30pm / 5.30pm - 7pm

SPORTS FANS

Sky Sports & Abu Dhabi TV - All Premiership matches shown including Saturday 4pm Kick offs! 2 different matches at one time on our 2 METRE SCREEN & Plasma TV FREE FREE Bar food available See our Specials Board For reservations & information: 696 206 158 or 665 070 281 Special menus available for groups & private functions, birthdays, anniversaries, etc...

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The Green Sheep Hotel (La Oveja Verde)

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Paraprosdokians Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

1. Where there's a will, i want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, i said i was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify: ' i put 'DO CtOr'.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now i'm not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. to steal from many is research.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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Quentin Tarantino’s "Django Unchained" delivers a number of audacious, brutal, and violent scenes, such as the initial meeting of the slave Django and bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz in the woods. But they flow into a tale of sacrifice and courage, friendship and love, that finds the two men embarking on a quest to free Django's wife from a notorious plantation called Candyland.

Tarantino's storytelling talents match the heft of the tale. Slavery is a nasty chapter in Amer-

Jamie Foxx is perfect as Django. He's got the muscular presence required to portray a man who's been exploited for his strength.

The quest begins with a story told near a campfire. Django talks about wife Broomhilda and he and Schlutz embark on their quest to gain her freedom. What follows is a series of violent scenes reminiscent of a blood bath.

Star Rating - ***/*****

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LT Construction Garden steps Garden steps have a practical use but should also be beautiful and elegant. At best, they act as an inviting conduit, seducing you up or down to whatever is beyond, and at worst, they can be dangerous. Badly-designed steps create a psychological barrier, making you feel they are too much of an effort to bother with unless you have no choice.

There are three main things to remember when designing and building steps: where they are to go; how and from what materials they are to be built and how they are tied in with any walls, paths or terracing. Where they go will dictate the way you want to move through the garden.

Steps, of course, give access to different levels within the garden and make them more usable.

You could also arrange each set at an angle or incorporate a twist into the step design. This approach creates an important flow and informality and makes you walk through and use the whole of the space. Wherever steps go,

walls will usually be built too, as the soil on each side will need to be retained to stop the bank from collapsing. Plants can help soften these junctures by spilling over the edges.

We always look for innovative ways in which steps and walls can increase the practicality and usability of the garden. We encourage you to view your garden steps as more than just a boring outdoor staircase, and to approach them from a different angle.

Call us today to discuss how we can make your garden both attractive and accessible on: 659 324 586 or visit our website at www.ltconstruction.es to see wide-ranging examples of garden

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The colour khaki, normally associated with military uniforms but which also features in civilian life, has a fascinating origin.

The name ‘khaki’ is a loanword incorporated from Hindustani and Urdu, meaning "soilcoloured." It is originally derived from the Persian word “khâk,” literally meaning "soil."

It came to English from British India via the British Indian Army, and has been used as a colour name in English since 1848.

Khaki-coloured uniforms were used officially by British troops for the first time during the Abyssinian campaign of 1867–68, when Indian

troops travelled to Ethiopia (Abyssinia) under the command of general Sir Robert Napier to release some British captives and ‘persuade’ the Abyssinian King Theodore, forcibly if necessary, to mend his ways. Subsequently, the British Army adopted khaki for colonial campaign dress and it was used in the Mahdist War (1884-1889) and Second Boer War (1899– 1902) -- where the British forces became known as ‘Khakis’ because of their uniforms.

In Western fashion, it is a standard colour for smart casual dress trousers for civilians.

The trousers known as "khakis", which became popular following World War II, were initially military-issue khaki twill used in uniforms and were invariably khaki in colour. Today, the term can refer to the fabric and style of trousers based on this older model, also called "chinos", rather than their colour.

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Every Monday from 7.30pm Bingo is back at Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel in our ‘new look’ garden.

(Weather permitting) 682 502 870 Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. 682 502 870 Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Bingo Quiz night with a difference.

Quiz mixed with Bingo!! from 8.30pm with cash prizes. Now hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call 952544362 Every Wednesday - learn to draw and paint. Art classes at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake!

Details see main advert below.

Every Thursday - Arts & Crafts class at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm Lively informal group covering a huge range of arts and crafts. 11am-1pm refreshments included, 10€. See main advert below for contact details.

Every Friday Chiringuito Antonio Market, 10am 1.30pm Puente don Manuel.

Nerja History Group meets the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405 Oct 12 Quiz nights to raise money for APARIV, Animal Protection Society For further information call Stephen 952 514671 Vinuela Ecological Farmers Market Opp. the Pharmacy. 1st & 3rd Sat each month. 10.30-14.30. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces, Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc.

Every Friday La Vaqueria Supper Club. From 7pm enjoy a two course vegetarian meal with great company and lively chat! Reservations 952 517 273 Every first Tueday of the month CRC - Clothing recycling Club meets at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa.

Bring clothes and exchange for new, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! 11am-12midday at La Vaqueria Benamargosa.

POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big now. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Opening hours: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. Calle Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between the Parador and Hotel Villa Flamenca).

CardioDance: Learn to Salsa, Cha Cha, Swing, Hustle. Dance Classes: Also includes Rumba, Sal Cha & Choreographed Routines Keep Fit Classes with or without weights.Your Heart, Your Life, Your Choice. Almeria to Estepona. Hugh Grant 606086300 hughgrant@tiscali.co.uk Art Exhibition VIVA el COLOR, Artists Olivia Garner & Elspeth Jenkins. Preview - Saturday 2nd February 11am - 2pm. Exhibition continues until 27th February. Open Mon - Fri 10am - 5.30pm, Sat & Sun 10am - 2pm. Centro Cultural, Casa del Apero, Cuesta del Apero no. 10, Frigiliana. Tel: 952 534 261

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Trapiche Social Club We meet every Wednesday between 12 Noon and 2pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, just off the A356 at Trapiche which is North of Velez Malaga on the Granada Road. We organise social activities every week including card games (bridge and cribbage and any other requested), dominoes, skittles, beetle drives and occasionally bingo and we usually have a monthly function or coach trip. If you are interested in any function, please visit us at El Trapiche on Wednesdays, or call our dedicated booking line – 680 764 130

La Vaqueria, Benamargosa – Home of decorative arts and crafts. It’s that time of year again when we get to do a Vaqueria update – yippee!

RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members.

Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe RBL - Nerja We have regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda “restaurant in La Herradura and at Al Andalus hotel in Maro on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Non members are most welcome and should contact Marilyn on 952526423 (adamsnerja@yahoo.com) or Dave on 654085811 (dgdeepblue@gmail.com) to book, also anyone interested in joining the Legion.

Restaurante Sabina in Almunecar has a special romantic set menu served all day on the 14th February... Serving a starter of heart of prawns with two sauces, a main of fillet of pork with a speciality Malaga sauce served with heart of potato and vegetables, followed by crepes with strawberries, cream and chocolate hearts for dessert! Including a bottle of red or white wine and priced at just 38€ per couple, you can reserve a table by calling 958 630 245.

See advert on page 15.

The Little Weed Allotment roup, near La Noria in Nerja, for growing your own vegetables. For more info, call Ted on 637 005 423 or e-mail: littleweedallotments@gmail.com

Last year saw this family-run arts and craft centre continue to expand and thrive. With new opening hours, now Tues-Fri 10am-7pm and Sat 10am-3pm, there has been an increase in visitors and many new faces have joined the various classes and events. All the regular customers have continued to give support.

For a day out, La Vaqueria is the perfect stopping point for morning coffee and home-made cake, full English breakfast or a light traditional lunch. Browse in the shop, which is crammed with crafting materials, hand-made crafts, hand-made jewellery, paintings, gift ideas and accessories for house and garden or watch the artists at work.

Unfortunately, the Spanish Government has put a cap on grants for the time being but with the help of the local council, La Vaqueria plans to go ahead with a “sala de exposición.” The new mosaic workshop is proving to be so successful that there will be monthly mosaic classes this year on the first Saturday every month from 3pm-7pm. Afternoon tea is included, so come and learn how to use the tools and get creative with brightly-coloured ceramic tiles.

For those of you who would like to learn to draw and paint, there are weekly classes on Wednesdays and Thursdays. For the foodies, there is a weekly vegetarian supper every Friday, and a monthly themed food night on the last Saturday of each month.

During the Spring, the pretty garden is the perfect place to while away an hour or so and the new “arty” ecological garden is sure to give food for thought – perhaps literally, as some of the produce from it will be on the daily menu!

La Vaqueria’s website www.la-vaqueria.com has regular updates on the events page and also a direct message link so that you can make contact with no hassle. Sign up for a monthly newsletter if you would like to be kept abreast of all the planned events. The themed nights are now growing in reputation so if you enjoy a variety of foods, dressing up (optional) and meeting new people, this is a night not to be missed!

Whatever your preference, La Vaqueria has something for you and its staff are looking forward to meeting you. For all contact details please see main advert opposite.

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Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was:

1. A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'

2. Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair colour than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.

A little girl said, 'I know all about adoption, I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew in your mummy's heart instead of her tummy!'

3. On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a little league base ball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was, 'We're behind 14 to nothing,' he answered With a smile.

'Really,' I said. 'I have to say you don't look very discouraged.'

'Discouraged?', the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face...

'Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet.'

4. Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..

On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement..

'Guess what, Mum,' he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me....

'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'

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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar: February Events: 7th Trip to Gibraltar, 14th St. Valentines Dinner & Dance. For information Tel. 663 658 354 or www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk For bookings & info Tel: 663 658 354 rbl-tdm@hotmail.com www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk RBL - Los Romanes Branch We are still a branch of the Royal British Legion. We meet every Tuesday from 12.00 noon until 2.00 pm. at The Garden Restaurant, La Vinuela. On the first Tuesday of every month we have menu del dia at the restaurant.

Please feel free to come and join us any time, you do not have to be a member. For social contact Lorraine on 952510203. For other contact Margaret on 951 167 600. www.rbl-losromanes.org.uk Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Opening hours Mon-Fri 10am - 1pm, 3pm - 6pm. Tel. 952 543 334 / 952 540 432 e-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org. Web: www.lux-mundi.org Daily Events in the Centre. Mon - Fri Spanish courses. Mon - Computer Know How. Half Orange (Widows/Widowers/Singles) Group. German Coffee.

Wed – Art Group, ´Spanglish´. Thurs – Computer Know How. Fri – Regular Coffee Morning- library, boutique, bric-a-brac, books, preserves and videos for sale. Mobility Equipment Available: Wheelchairs, crutches, walkers, child car seat and many other mobility aid for rent at very reasonable rates. Coming Events and Excursions Thur 14th - ST. Valentines Dinner. Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar in conjunction with Axarquia Groups and Associations will hold a dinner at Hotel la Viňuela.The event will include a three course dinner, wine and soft drinks, there will be a raffle and also music, so a chance to dance the evening away. We look forward to seeing you. 25€ per person. Time 7pm and there will also be a coach available from Torre Del Mar Coach Station leaving at 6.30pm. Price 6€ per person. Wed 11th – Ash Wednesday, Ecumenical Church Service at the Cen-

tre in English 1.00pm. Thur 21st Coash Trip to Gib Departure times Algarrobo 6.45am, Caleta 6.50am and Torre Del Mar Bus Station 7.00am, Fuengirola, Bull Ring and Feria Ground 8.00am. Wed 27th – Quiz Night at the Centre, a Light Super and one drink included. Time 6.30 for 7.00pm. Ticket Price 6€ Thurs 28th – PUBLIC HOLIDAY. Centre Closed.

For further information and bookings please contact the Centres, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334/ 952 540 432, e-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org U3A El Morche Association We have a friendly membership, all interested in sharing knowledge, skills and experiences with each other. Groups of members meet regularly to share and enjoy each other's company whilst being involved in interesting and fun activities. We currently have 17 groups, each with it's own group leader. The frequency of meetings varies from group to group, some weekly, some every two weeks and others monthly. The activities offered at the moment are singing for pleasure, walking, book club, petanque, discussion, painting (watercolour, pastels, oils and acrylic), Oil painting, Mah Jong, Spanish conversation, board and card games, photography, table tennis, art appreciation, Spanish history, meditation, quizzes and Spanish Sevillana dancing. Full details can be seen on our website www.u3aelmorche.wordpress.com where you will also find a “Contact Us” tab, membership details and how to join. We look forward to hearing from you!

Geoff Murrells Gigs for February. Thursday Feb 14th - Bar Vendimia, Competa. Valentine's Night with Geoff Murrell and Megan Rose. For details call 605 910 240 or 952 553 880. Friday Feb 15th - Trapiche Social Club - Valentines Dance, Trapiche. For details call 680 764 130 Costa Animal Society (CAS) February Events 12th Quiz Night at the MT Bar, Punta Lara, Nerja.

Quiz starts 8.30pm. Food available. Entrance 3€.

Book with Mick 671 447 397 or Terry 652 430 383.

22nd Quiz Night at the Boathouse Bar, avenida Mediterraneo (nr Hotel Monica), Nerja. Quiz starts 8pm. Food available beforehand. Entrance 3€. Book direct with venue on 600 397 029.

28th A belated Valentine’s Dance at the Fellowship of the King (nr Mercadona) in Nerja. Good food, good music, good wine for only 15€. Starts 8pm. Book with Vera on 95 252 9670.

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The "El Valle Asociacion" Based around the Lake Vinuela & surrounding areas. Meets on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar on the side of Lake Vinuela (A356). The club organises events,trips and social functions. For further details and timings check the web site. www.elvalle.org.

Lake Vinuela Social Club - IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR 2013 The LVSC are now meeting on a THURSDAY, same venue, BAR ATILA, PUENTE DON MANUEL. The first meeting for 2013 is taking place on Thursday 17th January 12 noon until approximately 2.30pm followed by lunch. From FEBRUARY onwards we will meet on the 1st Thursday of every month.

For further details please contact 676 7726 93 or email lake.vinuela@yahoo.co.uk Shortmat Bowls in Nerja have relocated to the lower salon of Villa Flamenca Hotel, C/Andalucia, Nerja. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Come and Learn to Dance Ballroom & Latin American Dancing (11 different dances). *New beginners class 8.30-10.30pm (class and practise)*. Improvers, Intermediate classes and private lessons from 7pm or, just come and dance on a large floor 9.0010.30pm. Qualified, v.experienced, patient teachers.

Have fun learning or improving! Bar & friendly people. Partner not necessary. Cafeteria Avenida (near Police Station & petrol station) For more info call Eric and Jennifer 95 252 3599 (The Nerja Dance Club) Local artist Margaret Riordan has two small Art Exhibitions currently running until spring 2013, one in café bar Sands & C near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa, open 12 noon until late every day (Not Thurs) and another exhibition at Bar Choto Playa at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). She is a selftaught artist (retired secretary) Was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 300 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe and North America. Call 952 539 839 APARIV ANIMAL PROTECTION - About us A.P.A.R.I.V. is a small, registered charity whose sole

purpose is the care and welfare of abandoned and neglected dogs. Founded 12 years ago, our refuge is located in the hills just outside of the town of Rincon de la Victoria. The number of dogs varies but usually fifty to sixty dogs are in our care at any given time. Our primary goal- and dream – is to find a new and safe home for each of our dogs whether in or outside of Spain. In the event a suitable home cannot be found, the dog will remain in our care and live its life out at the refuge. We have a small group of volunteers who work at the refuge on a daily basis to care for the dogs. We have charity shops located in Torre del Mar and Rincon which are also staffed by volunteers. All items are donated and the proceeds of these are used solely for the benefit of the dogs.

We are no different than any other charity in that we always need help. Since we do not receive any municipal or government funding, monetary donations are always greatly appreciated. We also welcome anyone who is willing to volunteer, to foster or adopt a dog and or become a member of our association.

Anyone interested in lending a hand can contact us through our website www.apariv.org or by phoning Lola on 657-219-269 Come Dancing for Cudeca, Special early Valentine's dinner dance on February 9th at 7pm for 7.30pm. El Trapiche restaurant. Ballroom, Simple sequence, Old time, Jive, Latin and a couple of George's special Scottish Reels plus party dances & spot prizes. Cost 15€ to include meal & glass of wine / juice. To order tickets and meals of fish, chicken, pork or vegetarian. Phone Joyce on 699 156 471 email comedancing4cudeca@gmail.com All raffle proceeds to Cudeca. 7,650€ already raised.

The FHT Therapist's Support Group will be meeting on March 27th when Anne Zipse will be showing us the use of Tuning Forks and Sound Healing.

Sound interesting? Further details will be given next month. If you are interested in a First Aid course on a Saturday in April, please get in contact with me.

Further details can be obtained from: jennywright04@gmail.com.

Benajarafe International Social Club meet every Monday at 2.30pm at the Esperanza Cafe/Restaurant which is on the coast road at Km 261 in Benajarafe. We are a registered charity raising funds for H4H and another charity of the member's choice. For further details contact Heather on 634979565.

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Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-torre see Nerja-Malaga times torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00.

Church services in English services at inglesia de san Miquel (St, Michael's Church) every Sunday at 12 noon (except during May) and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel, Chinasol). There is a short service of Holy Communion Wednesday's at 9.30am in the Church Shop, Calle Malaga, Nerja. Details of how to find the churches are also available in the Church Shop. Priest in Charge: Father Geoff Johnston Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460.

Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 torre del Mar - Torre Del Mar - Sanysol Residencia, Sundays 10.30am. Tel 952 219 396 anglican communion. torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Cen-

Local Police : 091 guardia : 062 Fire : 080 tre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). roman Catholic - torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer) Starts 8th Sept Com sunday anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays.

Starts 9th Sept Evangelical - torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30am in the Picasso Room, Hotel Torremar, (off Paseo Larios) C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome.

Minister J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel: 952 532 825 or: www.torredelmarchurch.org torrox Community Church meets at 11.15am on Thursdays for coffee and discussions on current topics. This is an informal church meeting for everyone to join in. At El Ancla, Peñoncillo Beach, a warm welcome awaits you. More info: Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel.952 532 825 email pastor@torredelmarchurch.com Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship - 11am. Wednesday Fellowship 3-5pm. Midweek activities - Pilates - Tues midday-1pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 101.30pm. We meet at Fellowship of the King premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel.

Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 torre del Mar Evangelical Church (Part of the Spanish Evangelical Church in partnership with Presbyterian Church Ireland) Sunday service in English 11.30am. Picasso Room Hotel Torremar off Paseo Larios Torre del Mar Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy Tel 952 532 825 Bank hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. taxis torre: 952 540 016, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 952 540 016, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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ambulance : 061 water : 952 540 662 Electricity : 952 540 662 tourist information Nerja: 952 521 531 torre del Mar: 952 541 104

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Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004

weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe sundays: Malaga Consulates Uk Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Palma de Mallorca, 57 Edif. Castillo San Louis, bajo 29620 Torremolinos 952 380 888 germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 telefonica

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airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 granada 952 048 804 airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. water supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 railway stations Malaga: 952 360 202 granada: 958 271 272 town halls torre and Velez: 952 500 100 torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 hospitals Nerja ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 itV Call: 902 575 757 or 952 551 084 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am - 12.45pm

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) : a h a h s e k o J A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her twenties, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

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The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

--------------------------------------------------------------A Woman goes to the Local Newspaper Office to see that the Obituary for her recently De-

ceased Husband is published.

The Obituary Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all Obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown Died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE." --------------------------------------------------------------An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and grapefruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinnydipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

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Jokes h a h a :) Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are all one sandwich short of a picnic, they tolerate each other.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable (for his age) erection in his hand.

"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

--------------------------------------------------------------A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S FAR TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”

--------------------------------------------------------------Four men have been going on an annual fishing

trip for many years.

This year, Ron's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going. Bitterly disappointed, he phoned and told the others that he couldn't go.

Two days later, the others arrived at the camping site, only to find Ron sitting there with a tent already set up. "Ron, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into the bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said, "Do whatever you want...So here I am!”

--------------------------------------------------------------A squaddie (Army type) narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience.

After mounting his horse unassisted, the horse immediately began moving.

As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the squaddie, who has not been named, began to slip sideways from the saddle.

Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane the Squaddie could not get a firm grip.

He then threw his arms around the horse's neck but continued to slide down the side of the horse.

The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, losing his grip, the rider attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety…

However, his foot became entangled in the stirrup, leaving him at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground.

Moments away from unconsciousness and possible death, to his great fortune a Retired Royal Air Force Supplier, shopping at ALDI saw him and quickly unplugged the horse.

--------------------------------------------------------------Now my usual section for Steve the Scouse...

What's the most confusing day in Liverpool?

Father's Day. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is driving? The policeman..

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1. In 1865 who pioneered antiseptic surgery?

2. What type of food is chicken of the woods?

3. What was Lake Tiberius aka?

4. What transport was known as The Flying Hamburger?

5. The Egyptian god Anubis had the head of which animal?

6. Rhodium is named after the Greek for which flower?

7. In which country is the Itatinga waterfall?

8. Who painted The Monarch of the Glen?

9. What animals does Wobblers Syndrome affect?

10. In which country is the port of Piraeus?

11. Which constellation is named after Andromeda’s mother?

Hey Diddle Riddle

1. Alexander is stranded on an island covered in forest. One day, when the wind is blowing from the west, lightning strikes the west end of the island and sets fire to the forest. The fire is very violent, burning everything in its path, and without intervention the fire will burn the whole island, killing the man in the process. There are cliffs around the island, so he cannot jump off.

How can the Alexander survive the fire? (There are no buckets or any other means to put out the fire).

2. Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How come??

3. A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient. The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best. The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

12. What is the world’s longest ship canal?

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Crossword across 1 holiday just for two? (9) 8 Nada (4) 9 Depravity (9) 10 East European — asian russian (4) 13 Chest (5) 15 On a vessel (6) 16 Effervescent (6) 17 rounded stone, used for paving old roads (6) 19 Pouch on a belt (6) 20 take in willingly (with the tongue?) (3,2) 21 Light grey (4) 24 Floor immediately above ground level (9) 25 Bit of leg (4) 26 shrub — garden hay (anag) (9)

Down 2 Burden (4) 3 see (4) 4 Modus operandi (6) 5 Casual work (for goldfinger’s minder?) (3,3) 6 sweet shaped like an infant (5,4) 7 have a good trip! (3,6) 11 No likelihood at all! (3,6) 12 shocking surprise (9) 13 Very good — fish (5) 14 study intensively (3,2) 18 restaurant (6) 19 Quiz button? (6) 22 author unknown (4) 23 Leg joint (4)

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by Juanita Banana of www.AbsoluteAxarquia.com ARIES: March 21-April 20 To be effective this month, first resolve outstanding social and political concerns as friendship and team activities become important in your long-term grand scheme. A flirtatious colleague may tempt at work. Commencement of new projects and travel should be avoided during the last week of February TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Your responsibilities and role within a group may be challenged by folk with a perceived opposed ideology. Your emotional life is stable with shared pleasure and fulfillment in the company of loved ones and friends, achieved from mutual travel or study particularly during the last week of the month GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Study, travel and personal development projects are beneficially highlighted during the early weeks of February. From the 19th, whilst continuing to expand your circle of relationships, beware of taking on extra responsibilities leading to stress.

From the 24th, take care in dealings with authorities and leaders. Beware of false information at, or regarding, work.

CANCER: June 22-July 22 Conflict may arise within friendships or close groups, leaving you with critical decisions to give in or cut ties. Your emotional life is more rewarding with tokens of appreciation and affection offered. Positive influences bring changes in your career, love life and intellectual pursuits towards the end of February.

LEO: July 23-August 23 Partnership and friendship do mix for projects and plans commenced by Leos this month.

Peace and co-operation reign at work with communication improving as the month progresses.

This is not a good time to initiate additional expenditure but is an important time to assess and reassess.

VIRGO: August 24-September 22 Camaraderie and comradeship are highlighted, and any previous associated problems resolved, throughout all areas of your life. Work and income are enhanced but require attention and

extra effort. The last week of February brings an opportunity to help others in their tasks.

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 A great time for initiating activities at work, new business and new jobs, all of which may prove profitable in the near future. Love and pleasure are rewarding experiences as communication with others flows smoothly. Your excellent creative skills should be applied to harmonious advantage.

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Scorpios should be careful of expending more energy and effort than a particular professional goal is worth. Make advancement at work only where it’s easy and without conflict to your personal life. However, efforts and plans made in your home during February will be rewarding and beneficial.

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 Sagittarians will also benefit from improved communications this month. It’s a good time to apply for promotion at work and/or to promote and market yourself. Environmental issues should be taken into account when doing so. Send off those CVs now! In the last week of February domestic affairs will be sensitive, focusing on the problems of a third party. Take care.

CAPRICORN: December 22-January 20 You´re on a roll! February is a month of enjoyment and personal achievement for Capricorns. Try not to squander the opportunities that arise. Acquisitions and purchases are favoured so put aside your rigidity and slowness of uptake!

This month you will need to support the welfare of others but this comes naturally to you.

AQUARIUS: January 21-February 19 A busy month with challenges and opportunities for advancement in all aspects, but particularly work and friendship. Any emotional upset or problem, although upsetting, will be fleeting. Finances improve after the 22nd and you may find an unusual approach to generating additional income.

PISCES: February 20-March 20 Take time this month for some rest, relaxation and to recharge energy resources. Your home environment is the better place for developing employment, economic plans and achieving objectives. Be careful in dealing with authority and, if possible, delay confrontation in this sphere until March.

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BLINDS wsolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. solarblinds.es@gmail.com Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76 958 49 65 71

BOOKSHOPS wPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, www.bookshoppasatiempo.com

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Business Listing BUILDERS wall types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461 wJohn housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: rosemary.housby@gmail.com wLt Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application and construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types - and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es wNick turner refurbs All aspects of building work undertaken. Mobile: 679 113 600 Telephone: 952 553 124 Email: nick.turner@objectpower.net www.nickturnerrefurbs.com wBuilding and Decorating All types of building and decorating work including tiling, plumbing, electrics, painting and any welding jobs etc.. Call for a free quote: 606 656 008

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CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wCarpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Roy on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CHILDCARE wChildcare available in my house. 10€ an hour. Different rates for the evenings and weekends. Degree in library and information science studied at Granada University. Call Isabel: 676 601 924 Alcaucin area. http://spanishenalcaucin.blogspot.com.es/ Email: Isabel.Chicano.Lopezdecoca@gmail.com

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wregisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home.

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CAR AND VAN RENTAL wOne way car & van hire, UK, France and Spain.

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CARERS/AGENCIES wNerja Nurses, Professional Nurses, Reliable - Affordable - Local Quality Care. NHS Qualified & Trained 25 years experience in ALL types of care. Tel: 628 793 413 or 952 030 713 Email: nerjacarers@gmail.com whome Care service offering care, support & assistance in the comfort of your own home - 20 years experience working in care services in the UK. Call Charlotte: 622 880 389

CARPENTERS wandrew rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens,

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CLEANING wDone & Dusted, for all your cleaning requirements, for your home, holiday rentals, cleaning during your holiday stay, pool cleans, general maintenance, repairs and gardening. Competitive rates. Call Juliet 692 437 039 Deb 622 863 255 Dave 622 379 413 or Rob 619 232 025 Email: done.dusted@ymail.com

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COMPUTERS wPCtorrox.com All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas. Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware, Software and Website solutions.

PC service - only 50€. Call Rab on: 952 967 124 or 645 236 259. wComputer help.Troubleshooting & Repairs. New PCs supplied with Windows in English. WiFi installations. Reasonable rates. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. Patient & professional. Call David on 952 54 96 07 or 654 899 976.

CONFIDENTIAL COUNSELLING SERVICE wCounselling and Psychotherapy with over 10 years experience working in the NHS and private clinics. Covering a range of issues - depression, anxiety, addictions & relationship problems. Contact Charlotte 622 880 389.

DAMP CONTROL wProfessional control of all rising and penetrating dampness in your home, including leaking terraces etc.

Long term solutions & cures for any damp problem at affordable prices, please ring: 666 991 041 for further advice and free survey without obligation. wsolarwarmair – Solar Powered dehumidifier and solar warm air heater, zero running costs, perfect for DIY or installation, trade invited; best priced SolarVenti in Spain. info@solarwarmair.com, ww.solarwarmair.com. Tel: 958360136

DECORATORS wPainter and Decorator, qualified tradesman, over 35yrs experience, all aspects of the trade covered, reasonable rates, references supplied. Call: 628 653 676

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wian Pett Dental Care, Five star dental care you can trust. Clinica Dental, C/ iglesia no. 14, 29710 PERI ANA, TEL 691 700587 (mobile), 952 537 125

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DOG GROOMING wthe Dog shop, Professional grooming salon. All dogs welcome, any size, any breed. Tel: 645 525 782, Centro Comercial, 10, Torrox Park. www.thedogshoptorrox.com

DRAIN CLEARANCE wwayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628

ELECTRICIANS wElectro-Cute! English J.I.B. Electrician. For all your electrical needs and problems. Fault finding/Lighting and Power/Electric gates and Intercoms/Pool and water Pumps, Rewires/Upgrades. Over 40 years exp.

Tel Stefan 610 048 919 electrocutester@gmail.com wat your service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es wElectrician - All jobs from a socket to rewires, Fault Finding and Intercom Systems. Call Andrew 618 640 155 Email: amarnold11@hotmail.com wsparkinspain - Electrical installations and maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga and inland to Competa and Frigiliana. Call Colin 951 242 449 or Mob 666 707 297. Web: www.english-electriciannerja.com

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS wspanish Management Puente Don Manuel, Alcaucin (next to Morenos Bar) 666 135 516 or 650 702 258 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk

ESTATE AGENTS/REAL ESTATE wzalia Properties Sales & Rentals. Call: 952 519 718 / 663 093 782 / 690 625 265 Puente don Manuel info@zaliaproperties.com / www.zaliaproperties.com wFleming Properties, Calle Las Melosas, Edf Nautico, Torre del Mar, 952 547 131 or 637 278 306, www.fleming-properties.com

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HEATING

waxarquia Properties s.LCall; 626 038 851 or 952 436 781www.axarquiaproperties.com Email: sallyharrison@axarquiaproperties.com wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414.

Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

wredwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com wChs Cooling and heating solutions. Solar Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Also air conditioning servicing and installations. Call: 655 791 167 or email: chsspain@gmail.com winfrasol infrared heating We are suppliers of infrared heating systems for your home or Business, STOPS MOULD. Reduces Condensation cheap to Run. Contact us on 951258010 or 635445279. TRY BEFORE YOU BUY Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com

FURNITURE wCudeca Second Hand Furniture Shop, 952 545 212 Calle Infantes 48, Torre del Mar (by Thursday market) Mon-Fri 10.00-13.30 and 17.30-19.30. Saturdays 10.00-13.30 only. If you wish to donate furniture please call Melanie on 638 108 564 wred Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems.

Tel: 657 165 373

HOLIDAY LETS wVillas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let.

627820669 www.villaslet.com 958364016

GARDENING SERVICES

HORSE RIDING/TOURS

wPool and garden maintenance. Good rates Call Keith 952 554 514 / 674 526 968 wMaintenance of gardens and swimming Pools.

English, German and Spanish speaking 26 year old.

Call David: 656 775 928

whorse riding Finca Don Carmelo, Periana.

Guided horseback rides into the sierras, through olive and orange groves and down to lake Viñuela.

Well behaved horses, all levels. Call 652200702 www.fincadoncarmelo.com wPony riding, for children. Main road Torrox-Competa between km13&14. the Pony Man Call:626 836 736

GREETINGS CARDS wtarjetas. Rosemary George. Stocking our cards could not be simpler and does not cost you a cent.

You only pay for cards sold. Display spinners suppied free. Market traders X stock available. Latest designs. Now supplying Valentines cards.

Email: tutcy1@gmail.com Tel: 679 982 992

HAIRDRESSING wsusanna's Mobile hairdressing services. Ladies & Gents, coastal from Rincon through to Nerja. National Beauty Institute (UK) trained. Please telephone 693 384 270 or 951 067 788

HEALTH & BEAUTY wEleganza block 7, local 3, Torrox Costa 952 531 129 Modern friendly hair and beauty salon offering a wide selection of services from cut and blow dry, colours, wedding packages, hair and nail extensions and so on, pop in for a free consultation. wweight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available): wweight watchers Meetings in English. Nerja and Vélez. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further info.

Email: candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCarousel second hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907 wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 618 626 038

INTERNET SERVICES wriosat:sL, High speed internet and telephone services for home, business, offices, hotels, bars and restaurants etc. SDSL & ADSL packages available.

Call: 951 239 310 / 626 679 018.

Email: info@riosat.com Web: http// www.riosat.com wBroadband4spain.com Fast and Reliable, no land line required, free installation in ALL areas, unlimited download, free telephone calls worldwide. Avenida La Pancha, Edificio San Andrés, local 1-3, Algarrobo Costa, 29750 Malaga, 951 239 888, email: info@bb4s.com, www.bb4s.com wtooway Fast internet for everyone. Super-Fast 18 MB Satellite Internet available anywhere. Tel: 667 440 632

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Business Listing INTERPRETERS winterpreter - English/Spanish - based in VélezMálaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580 wtranslator/interpreter service. For any situation where a Spanish speaker is required, eg: Town Hall, Hospital, NIE, Residencia, Social Security, ITV, reading and translating letters, written translations etc.

Reasonable rates. Call Mariam on 633 637 774

& Jewellery. wthe Cool Dude featuring Hot Stuff. Things to keep you cool and warm you up. Find him at the Farmers Market at Trapiche on Tuesdays and Fridays at Puente don Manuel. Call: 664 689 138

MECHANICS wFully Qualified City & guilds Mechanic, Servicing, Camshaft drive belt and much more. ITVs and ITV work carried out. Call: 696 578 771 or email: themechanicvinuela@yahoo.com

KENNELS AND CATTERIES

MEDICAL CENTRES

wwagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es wthe Dog house While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks.

Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'.

Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa.

Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. whome From home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com. Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses. wLas Nenas kennels, the best east of Malaga, we care about the dogs, long walks 3 times daily. Try us, you will not regret. Jorgen 646 271 895

wDr. Bernadette Veeger General Medicine 952 532 065, 617 913 196. Consultations by appointment and house visits. English, Español, Deutsch, Francais, Nederlands. Centro Mar y Salud, Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, www.centromarysalud.com wsimpleCare: a perfect way to access affordable private healthcare services at a fraction of the normal cost, specialist consultation from €24, annual membership €59. www.getsimplecare.es, Tel 952532023, email info@getsimplecare.es

LAWYERS wCarmen silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Nota-ria Office). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: carmensilviaabogados@gmail.com

LINGERIE wComing soon to Nerja “secrets Lingerie”. Specialists in larger sizes. Call Claire 618 423 240

MACHINE HIRE wsaxon sL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga. Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MARKET GOODS wMr Clutter Wants your Goods, House and garage clearances, shops and bars - old stock, any item considered. Call David: 686 375 089 - or if preferred email a list to cullimores@hotmail.com. Cash available and efficient service, Now buying Antiques,Gold

METALWORK wsteelwork, stainless steel, staircases, balustrades, gates, grills, repairings, etc. Call for a free quote 606 656 008

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.s.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS wrods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Contact 633 287 190. Factory trained technician.

NURSERY EQUIPMENT wNursery Needs An established, quality nursery hire service for when babies & small children come to visit. All orders come with a free toy for the duration of the hire, please phone Dawn on 627 931 360 wkiddies Cots and things to hire. In Spanish Management Cruz de Periana, Puente don Manuel, Tel: 666 135 516

OPTICIANS wheiko by heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 wheiko by heiko, C/Antonio Ferrándis 23, Nerja – 952 528 395

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Business Listing PET COURIERS wPet taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

PHYSIOTHERAPY wsanne h. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the AxarqĂšia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculoskeletal conditions. 626 152 756

PLASTERERS wstockton Plastering and Damp services Time served plasterer, 30 years experience in all aspects of plastering and damp proofing. Insurance approved and fully legal. Call: 648 243 656 for a no obligation quotation or visit www.stocktonplastering.sm4.biz

PLUMBERS wJohn Folland Plumbing & heating: All jobs from a dripping tap to fully fitted kitchens/bathrooms. No call out charge. Tel John: 622 050 803 or 622 180 606 wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wsur integral Plumbing and Electrical services Domestic & Commercial plumbing & electrical Call: 666 715 215/ 627 625 624 email: kochelengue@hotmail.com wandy Mann Uk Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wink Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. Fridays: Chiringuito Antonio Market, Puente don Manuel or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY & POOL CARE wExperienced, professional and reliable all year service. Caring for your Property, Pool and People.

References available on request. Call Ron: 637 995 088, ppp247@hotmail.co.uk www.pppaxarquia.com

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414.

Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

REMOVALS wMan with a Van, 7.5 tonne capacity, Ikea collections and fitting long and short haul, also roofing and decorating services. Call Steve 633 337 619 Email: swtransit@gmail.com w2Js removals Ltd, UK-Spain-UK, Local and International removals, Reliable service, free quotes, no job too small. Fully insured.

Email: jmcc1957@yahoo.co.uk Call: June or John 649 662 012 / +0044 7790023958 wtransportation to Uk to spain to Uk. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594

RESTAURANTS wtaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wtaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 wtaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra Vacional - 340 next to Post Office. 952 534 972 / 634 051 635 wrestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wLunch & Dining in "El 7 Cielo", Venta Alta , Alcaucin. GOURMET & FONDUE meals for all occasions. More info at www.el7cielo.es or call 649 661 184 Frank/Els.

SATELLITE T.V. wtotal satellite installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wsky shop torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 wsat. Co. Freesat HD & Sky Digital, dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call TOM 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years.

Free demos every Sat. 2pm wtechno-Vision satellite tV, CCTV & Internet Solutions. NO FIX NO FEE, 10% Dsicounts for OAP’s.

Tel: 638 262 410 / 686 516 154. Based in Torrox. Visit our online shop at www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es wsky Costa Certified aerial/satellite installer. For all your satellite needs. Call for a free no obligation quote: 667 440 632 or email: skycosta@live.com

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Business Listing SECURITY wPErFECt alarm s.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SIGN MAKERS wredhouse signmakers. Suppliers and designers of all types of signs - shops, pavement boards, estate agency for sale boards, vehicle advertising, banner stands and more. New telephone number: 675 091 982. Email redhousesigns@yahoo.co.uk Website: www.redhousesigns.com

SOLAR wsolosol – The Solar Professionals. Electricity (PV), Hot Water, Pool Heating, Wind Turbines. For the best installation, retail and trade prices in Spain contact Solosol. info@solosol.net, Tel: 958360136,

SOLICITORS wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

SPANISH CLASSES wspanish Classes for adults. Experienced native Spanish teacher. Small groups (4 or 5). Beginners, intermediate, advanced. At Finca dos Mundos KM7, old road Trapiche/Vinuela. Mornings and afternoons.

Tel: 693 820 781

SPAS & SAUNAS wtime Out spas & saunas. Serving The Costa del Sol for more than 10 Years. Hundreds of Spas Installed! We service all Brands of Spas so come to us - we are the Professionals. 952 52 43 94 www.timeoutspas.com

STORAGE/PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 176 323 / 699 621 667

SWIMMING POOLS waquamarine Pools - Maintenance, Technical Serv-

ice, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: aquamarinepools@hotmail.com Tel: 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.eu

TAX CONSULTING & SOLICITORS wtax Consulting and solicitors: Professionals in Tax Law and Solicitors. Contact us to set up a free initial consultation. Tlf: 952 55 82 28 - Email: asesoreslegales@grupoinpromax.com

TRANSLATION & INTERPRETING wEnglish/French/spanish - Professional translator available to help with all kinds of documents, letters, emails, websites... Please contact Monica Sanchez: tradsanchez@gmail.com or 608 275 144

T-SHIRTS wBuzz it! Smarten up your business with personalised t-shirts and workwear plus suppliers of personalised give-aways. Telephone 675 091 982 (English) or 666 208 880 (Spanish) Email: buzzitspain@gmail.com or find us on facebook Buzzit Spain

WEB DESIGNERS wspanglish webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites, English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 708 454 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com Email: info@spanglishwebs.com

WELDERS wFor all your weldings and metal work. English, Espagñol, Nederlands, Francais. Call 622 870 105.

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com

advertise for: 12 months - 60 euros 6 months - 40 euros 3 months - 30 euros Call - 664 210 468

Avda. Andalucia, 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 / 649 123 068 Avda. Andalucia, 64 (near ‘Las Yucas’), Torre del Mar Tel: 952 965 724 www.casa-terreno.net info@casa-terreno.com

torre del Mar ref.: 3142 reduced by 29,500€ the beautiful terraced house (185m2) lies in one of the best urbanisations of torre del Mar. it is located just 5 minutes from from the beach and also is near the "La Baviera" golf course and the Marina of Caleta. the house is on 2 floors, 4 bedrooms with fixed wardrobes, 2,5 bathrooms and a spacious and sunny living room with a stylish open fireplace. the kitchen is completely furnished & on the first floor is a balcony. the outside area also has a terrace, with it’s own exit to the community area; which is truly beautiful and well maintained with a beautiful lawn and a large pool

Price: 170,000€

La Viñuela ref.: 2113

Offer: reduced by 90.000€ Beautiful villa (160m2) 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms with breathtaking panoramic views, furnished, under floor heating, fire place, several terraces & garden (plot 3,180m2), private pool, summer kitchen, sauna, mains water, very good access, 15 minutes to the beach

Price: 230,000€

DUE TO 2012 SALES WE URGENTLY REQUIRE MORE PROPERTIES FOR SALE -------------------------------IF YOU WISH TO SELL YOUR HOUSE - WHETHER COUNTRY OR COASTAL PLEASE CALL US!

FRIGILIANA FP0895 A spacious, modern, air conditioned, two bedroom, two bathroom apartment with two terraces and marvellous views to the sea and mountains

125,500€ 4/5 car garage available

VIÑUELA FP0885 A unique property divided into 3 self contained apartments.

1x1 bed unit, 1x2 bed unit and 1x3 bed unit. Ideal business opportunity or as large family home

recently reduced to 240,000€

OFFiCE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362