The Sentinella January 2021Edition

The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 197

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Welcome to the January 2021 edition. I would like to start by wishing you all — advertisers, readers, family and friends — a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR. Let’s pray this one is better for us all!

2020 was certainly a year to remember but for the majority of us, it was not a particularly nice one. Sadly, I believe 2021 will start off in a similar way but I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking, hoping and praying that by March/April time, things will improve drastically for the whole world. If you can hang in there, do — be patient and consider new ideas about how your product can benefit expats living in The Axarquia. I truly believe that once we are back to some normality again, things will go a little crazy for a while; places will be heaving as people have been so restricted with what they could — and couldn’t — do during the past 12 months. I’m sure that life on the other side of this will be good again — if not better — as we will not take any day for granted and live and enjoy life to the fullest extent possible.

Like many businesses, we have had extra time for thinking throughout the lockdown. At The Sentinella, we decided to create a website that has all the features we would wish for our clients. This takes time and effort and we have put in hundreds of hours to try and bring you the perfect website; we hope that you will like what you see. Its main aims are to bring more clients and business to our customers and provide more information for viewers. We hope to launch the new site at the end of January/beginning of February. So watch this space for the launch date!

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Strange News

So, here we are — January 2021 where we happily wave goodbye to the old and embrace the new, full of hopes, dreams and ambitions. May 2021 be filled with happiness, good health and prosperity for you all.

Kami Knight x

The Editor (of the original little mag)!

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Nose job A man has finally had a coin removed from his nose after it was stuck for more than half a century.

The 59-year-old unnamed Russian man was aged just six when he wedged the money into his right nostril. He was ‘too scared’ to tell his ‘strict’ mother about it and then later ‘forgot,’ local media reported.

The man apparently managed to live for the next 50 years unimpeded by the blockage until he recently started complaining he could not breathe at all in his right nostril.

Rhinoliths – stones in the nasal cavity – had formed around the coin, constricting his ability to breathe. Medics carried out endoscopic surgery under general anaesthetic, removing the stones and retrieving the Soviet one kopek coin from his nose.

Trade booster Since mid-November, shining metal monoliths have suddenly appeared - and then vanished - in the strangest locations, from the Utah desert to a Romanian mountainside.

Recently, one popped up outside a Pittsburgh candy store.

Capitalising on the intrigue surrounding the other monoliths, the owner of Grandpa Joe's Candy Shop, Christopher Beers, commissioned a 10-foot tall, 24-inch wide triangle of plywood covered in sheet metal.

Beers said he was captivated by sculptures that had made headlines, the first appearing in Utah's Red Rock Country, vaguely resembling the so-called monoliths in Stanley Kubrick's 1968 film "2001: A Space Odyssey."

He enlisted a colleague to erect a similar enigma outside his store. One Facebook post was all it took to generate a media buzz around the "mysterious" metallic creation.

"Hopefully, it's a reminder to support small, local businesses that have been so badly hit"

by COVID-19,” said Beers, owner of the independent chain of 10 candy stores in Pennsylvania and Ohio.

"And isn't it fun to have something to talk about beside the pandemic?!"

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Soul star Children with disabilities in a Spanish special-needs school near Barcelona could not hide their excitement when Soul the therapy dog walked in wagging her tail, these visits have led to a marked improvement in their behaviour.

Special education teacher Meritxell Arias explained that because the teachers use face masks, the children cannot see them smile.

"But the dog does not wear a mask and that is giving us a response that we did not expect," she said.

With the kids back at school in SantVicencdels Horts after six months at home due to coronavirus restrictions, the therapy dog programme is a big help, said director Joan Frencesc Porras. “My students have become more responsive and collaborative, with faster reactions, so the dog has been a very important tool for us," he said.

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Cat suits It may not be haute couture, but former Indonesian school teacher turned tailor Fredi Lugina Priadi has found a lucrative market for his cat fashions, creating unique costumes and cosplay outfits for cats.

After quitting his job as a teacher, he tried his hand at a number of businesses before stumbling upon cat fashions, an idea from one of his cat-loving cousins. The 39-year-old now supplies outfits to picky pet owners looking to dress their felines in everything from superhero outfits like Thor and Superman to nurse uniforms.

"At first, I thought the idea was weird," said Fredi. "But it turned out to be funny to see the cats with costumes."

Fredi works from a rustic workshop with a sewing machine in Bogor, just south of the capital Jakarta. Since setting up his online business three years ago, he now generates up to 3 million rupiah ($210) a month if he sells at least four pieces a day.

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2021 - The Year Of The Ox

2020 was the year of the Rat, I don’t think it bought many of us much luck!! Maybe the Year of the Ox, 2021 will be luckier for us all. The lucky colours are metallic grey/white/silver and aqua blue.

Starting from February 12 2021, when the Chinese year of the Metal Ox begins, the colours grey/white/silver and aqua blue must be predominant around you to attract luck, prosperity, and health. So make a note in your diary now!

Health and luck depend on the colours we use to decorate the living room, a room that is extremely well used in the house. In Feng Shui, the colours that are present in the living room can influence our lives and can change our fortune. So if you are considering a change of design in your living room, think about the lucky colours for 2021.

In Feng Shui, this applies also to the colours you wear, so to increase your luck wear

metallic accessories too.

The diamond, also known as the ‘stone of perfection’, is considered the stone of 2021.

So ladies, a few hints to the right man in 2021 and you could get lucky!

Also, check out the lucky colour for your Zodiac Sign.

Rat – red, yellow, silver Ox – pink, emerald Tiger – grey, bronze Rabbit – pink, yellow, green Dragon – red, ruby, grey Snake – light yellow Horse – white and silver Goat – grey, silver Monkey – yellow and bright pink Rooster – pink and blue Dog – yellow, brown, aqua blue Pig – bright red and yellow So, whilst shopping around in the sales this year, hunt for the lucky colours!

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2021 - New Year Resolutions - 2021

It’s time to make your New Year’s Resolutions again, so how about the ones below. We reckon you might actually keep these..!

10. Read less

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

You could also try these too:

Learn something new everyday Don’t give up on what you want to achieve Eat more fruit and vegetables Limit fried foods Drink at least 6-8 cups of water a day Make healthier choices Stick to your budget Pay bills on time Call family more often Make every day count Help those in need Curse less

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What’s New This Month

This month we welcome Jessiba who will be starting her Belly Dance classes in Nerja, Torrox, Torre del Mar and Rincon de la Victoria. Explore the art of belly dancing with classes with Jessiba in a fun and encouraging environment! Develop your strength, endurance and confidence in her belly dance classes. Learn to Latin rhythms and at the same time, tone your body. Jessiba will also be offering dance-aerobic sessions, all coming to a beach near you soon. Classes can be one-to-one and group bookings also welcome. Call Jessiba on 642 022 387 for more information www.jessiba.com See the front cover banner for the advert.

La Bella Julietta is a very popular Cafe Bar restaurant, situated right next to the Church in Torre del Mar. The Cafe Bar is located in a very good position as it’s right next to the underground car park, so parking is never a problem. The cafe, breakfast and brunch restaurant is open Monday to Sunday and

currently adhering to the covid 19 hours. They serve a variety of foods from croissants to bagels, to donuts to sweet pastries, plus a great range of hot and cold drinks. See main advert on page 17.

We welcome back Kerry, a professional and confidential counsellor. Kerry is experienced working with any age group from 5 years to 105 years! Sessions can be booked face-to-face in her office in Velez Malaga or

by Skype calls or online. See main advert on page 57.

If you have a business in the Axarquia region and would like to promote it so it’s in the hands of our readers, contact us today on 664 210 468 or email: sales@thesentinella.com We look forward to promoting and distributing your advert throughout Axarquia!

Are you looking for a pool constructor who can repair, refurb or construct a swimming pool? Look no further, because at Axarquia Pools we do it all

Re-tiling / acid cleaning and re-grouting - External electrical lighting, pool lighting, electrical pump refurbishment and renewal - Access ladders and step construction Construction of swimming pools / wet areas and external showers Leak detection and repair - Salt systems - Pool covers / safety nets - Pool automation

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Izzi & Capelli would like to wish everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year xx

Breakfasts, Lunches, Homemade Desserts Extensive menu Veggie and Vegan options The Grimshaws of La Tasca would like to wish all customers, old, present and future, a healthy, Covid free 2021

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Chat Up Lines

Try these out next time you’re out on the pull!

Man: “Haven't we met before?”

Woman: “Yes, I'm the receptionist at the S.T.D/VD. Clinic.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “Want to Dance?”

Woman: “No, thankyou.”

Man: “Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”

Man: “I'd like to call you. What's your number?”

Woman: “It's in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don't know your name.”

Woman: “That's in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator.”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the

morning?”

Woman: “Unfertilised, go away!”

A greying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with, “Where have you been all my life?”

She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.”

Two young dudes are striding down the street and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, “What are you looking at?”

His friend comes to the rescue: “He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!”

Man: “Wow! Have you lost some weight?”

Woman: “Yes, 2 stone!”

Man: “I can tell, it’s all come off your face”.

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HOME START Sometimes your car won’t start. Maybe it’s a at battery, a cold engine or a more complex electrical failure such as a faulty alternator.

With Travel Assistance there’s no need to worry. Your vehicle is covered and assistance will be provided from kilometre 0, i.e. the place where the insured vehicle is immobilised.

HOW DOES IT WORK? Línea Directa has optional Travel Assistance that will come to your rescue if you breakdown on your doorstep. Home start cover means we’ll despatch one of our recovery vehicles to your home address. Our certified mechanics will try to fix your vehicle on the spot or tow your vehicle to an approved garage for repair at no extra cost.

WHAT TO DO? If your car breaks down at your home address, call Línea Directa on 919 171 171. A breakdown recovery vehicle will be sent to help you out. If your car cannot be repaired in situ then a tow to the nearest approved garage will be arranged. This service is available day or night, 365 days a year.

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We hope the information provided in this article is of interest. If you would like to contact Línea Directa please call 952 147 834.

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We would like to thank all our customers for their support. And would like to wish everyone a Peaceful and a very Healthy 2021.

We have been approached by customers to accept their parcels this year, as we did in our previous business.

We have decided that we will start this on 15th January. Should you wish to use us then please send me a WhatsApp or message on: 659 375 603. When I shall send you our address.

We are offering this service, as we did before, free of charge.

Now we are out of Europe you may need to obtain a Spanish number.

Lobster, which will offer you, unlimited calls to Europe and USA main or mobile numbers. See why half of Spain are pleased with this English speaking phone provider

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Málaga Legal

This New Year we face new challenges for our British clients as we leave the transition period, but we want to assure our new and existing clients that there are workable options for

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and resolving boundary disputes, renting out your property and tourist licences, contractual issues, labour law, and employment contracts and disputes.

If you are setting up a business, let us guide you through the options and help you to navigate the system.

MáLAGA LEGAL

At Málaga Legal we try to go the extra mile.

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people who want to leave the UK and settle in Spain post-Brexit.

We are adding new articles to our Málaga Legal blog about the Non-Lucrative visa suitable for retirees, as well as the Entrepreneur visa and Golden visa. The door has not closed by any means and we will guide you through the process at every stage.

Now could also be the time to take a fresh look at your Will and to take advantage of a bilingual Spanish Will which can be made under UK law and avoid the restrictions of Spanish inheritance law. Perhaps you are buying or selling property and need the confidence of a conveyancing service which protects your dream purchase and ensures that all will go smoothly.

In these uncertain times we can help you with family law issues, inheritance, criminal cases - whether you have been accused or have been a victim of a crime - legalising property

Our telephone line is open every day of the week for calls and whatsapp messages and never take a siesta. The phone is always answered in English.

So if you are uncertain about any legal or administrative aspect of living in Spain, we can explain everything to you, simply and in plain English. If you need a translation, an official “sworn” translation, to be accompanied to an appointment or simply to get some advice, then get in touch with us; by email: info@malagalegal.com or by phone or WhatsApp: 659 752 538

And to all our clients, we wish you a very Happy New Year.

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Kid’s Kitchen

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favourite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument

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New Year. New Start. New You?

After a year of uncertainty where the situation has been out of our control, wouldn’t it be great if you could make some positive changes to your life!

Although we have been living with restrictions, we have also had a chance to stop, re-evaluate and take stock of our priorities. While we may have not been in control of many things at the moment, things which we previously might have taken for granted, we can take control of how we think and feel in ourselves.

You can reinvent yourself. You can create the future that is rightfully yours. Why shouldn't you be successful? Why shouldn't you have all the happiness and peace of mind you want, or whatever it is that you desire?

The answer is easy - there is no reason why you shouldn't, because you can do whatever it is that you desire to do, so long as it is humanly possible and doesn't involve hurting others in the process.

What do you want to change? Your image, aspects of your personality, or is it the way you feel or think inside?

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You can learn to accept those things about yourself that you cannot change and change the things about you that you instinctively know you can do something about. Whether it's your image, your confidence, your self esteem - you can change it.

You don't have to do what you've always done - you don't have to be what you've always been – you can develop new behaviours and new ways of thinking and feeling and acting and being.

Do you need help to take stock of what’s wrong and take steps towards making things right?

If you want motivation, support, guidance and encouragement to be the person you deserve to be, then call Kate for a free, confidential consultation.

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Gameshows

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC 2) Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant: Goosey?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant: Homosexuals.

Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: “Where do you think Cambridge University is?”

Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.

Theakston: There's a clue in the title.

Contestant: Leicester.

BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with ‘What A Wonderful World’?

Contestant: I don't know.

White: I'll give you some clues: what do you

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call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant: Arm. White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant: Strong.

White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant: Louis.

White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC 2) Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet?

Contestant: Jool carriageway?

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Booze Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.

Timothy Walsh

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Anonymous What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.

Coincidence?

Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

Brian O'Rourke

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill Remember to always drink sensibly

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in n s o i e ct ness e l e S busi SHOP LOCAL - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY of

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Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 & 651 956 284

Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit www.razahotel.com Sativa Grow Shop in Torrox Costa. Ctra. de Torrox, 29, Edif, Conejito. Specialists in medicinal CBD, plus auto flowering seeds, fertilizers, cultivation kits etc.. Call: 952 531 37. Email: info@sativagrowshop.com

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A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed Monday lunch. Ctra.

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For more information call us on: Paco & Antonia 952 535 417 :: 646 75 24 63 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com

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Torrox Costa

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London Signs

All these signs were spotted in and around the City of London – home of humour!

In a Laundry: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes before the light goes out.

In a London Department Store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

In an Office: Would the person who took the stepladder kindly put it back or further steps will be taken.

In another Office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Outside a Second Hand Shop: We exchange anything, bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along

and get a wonderful bargain.

Quicksand Warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

In a Health Food Shop Window: Closed due to illness.

Notice in a Field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Message on a Leaflet: If you can not read this leaflet it will tell you how to get lessons.

On a Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything. Please knock hard (the bell doesn’t work).

In a Toilet in a London Office Block: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

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Family Law And Child Custody

At De Cotta Law we can advise you on all aspects of Family Law including divorce, pension and maintenance rights and custody of children. In all of these cases we look to reach a negotiated agreement.

An understanding of what would happen in the Courts if you cannot reach agreement does help many couples to see that keeping the matter out of court, but in the hands of lawyers seeking mediation, is far better.

If finally, an agreement cannot be reached, and you do have to go to court we can assist in both the English courts and in Spain. There are Conventions in place post Brexit that will allow maintenance arrangements to stay in place and for mutual recognition of custody and visits orders. Some of these may not be directly enforceable. This means it may be necessary post Brexit to seek recognition in Spain before an order can be enforced.

In Spain it has been recognised that one of the essential reasons for travel during the Covid restrictions is to visit your children in any country. If you do not have a specific court order documentation one can be prepared by your lawyer with the agreement of the parents. A situation where one parent is not sure when the child is returning or where there is uncertainty about the times and duration of the visit can lead to stressful situations which are very unsettling for the child and can create unnecessary conflict between the parents.

Sadly, and all too often, formalising the agreement in writing is considered unnecessary until it is too late and a conflict arises. In the worst cases this can lead to lengthy and costly court proceedings under the Hague Convention on the abduction of

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children where one parent is suddenly deprived of contact or visits.

Prevention is not only better than cure but can also help to reduce any tensions by having a fixed pattern of visits which benefits the children and the parents.

Should you require any more information or to discuss the matter in confidence with a lawyer please contact us on family@decottalaw.net or call on +34 952 527 014. www.decottalaw.com

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English In The Future

Having chosen English as the prefered language on the EU, the European Parliament commisioned a feasibilty study in the ways of improving efficiency in communications between government depts.

European officails have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessary and difficult eg: cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be admistered by a commitee staff at top level by participating nations.

In the first year, for example, the commitee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'.

Sertainly sivil servants in all the cities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replased by 'k' since both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of the klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.

There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it was anounsed that the troublesome 'ph' would henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like fotograf twenty persent shorter to print.

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In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possilbe.

Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterant to akurate speling.

We would agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e's' in the languag is disgrasful.

Therefor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapened. By this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and the peopl would be reseptiv to steps sutch as replasing 'th' with 'z'. perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' lould be taken on by 'v', vitch is after al, half a 'w'.

Shortly after ziz ze unesessary' o kould be droped from words kontaining 'ou'. Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of letters.

Kontinuing zis prses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sesible riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, difkultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of the guvermn vud finali hav kum tru....

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nar tio c i ed Z nlin , Y & o X d rce s souronym d row ac

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X-1-10 Meaning "Exciting" X Kiss

X! Meaning "a typical woman"

XD Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a smiley mouth) XD Meaning a "devilish smile" XME Excuse Me

XOXOXO Hugs & Kisses XLNT Excellent

XLR8 Meaning "faster" or "going faster"

XYL Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio) XYZ Examine your zipper Y? Why?

Y Meaning Yawn

Y2K You're too kind YA Your

YABA Yet another bloody acronym YARLY Ya, really?

YAS Meaning "praise" YBS You'll be sorry

YCDBWYCID You can't do business when your computer is down YCHT You can have them YCLIU You can look it up YCMU You crack me up YD Yesterday

YF Wife

YG Young gentleman Z Zero

Z Z's are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep) Z Meaning "Said" Z% Zoo

ZH Sleeping Hour

ZOT Zero tolerance

ZUP Meaning "What's up?"

Sabi and his team wish everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year

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SALES & RENTALS We urgently Require Properties Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362 Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780

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Want To Learn A Language - Trilingo Idiomas Can Help You!

Trilingo Idiomas is an English owned private language academy. We offer classes in all languages, but our biggest clientele is for English and Spanish courses, both with native, experienced and enthusiastic teachers. These provide a range of lessons for all ages, nationalities and abilities:

Spanish Classes/Courses: Offered to non-natives/ex-pats of all nationalities.

•One 2 One classes: These are structured lessons based at the academy with our highly experienced Spanish teachers working with the latest books to suit student ability. They can consist of either one or two people (couples) plus the designated qualified teacher. Proving very popular and successful with many foreign natives (English, German, Belgium, Canadian………) and students wanting to prepare for the B1/B2/C1 and Spanish Citizenship exams.

•Spanish Intensive courses: Currently, we are offering more intensive courses for people who want and need to improve their Spanish rapidly, e.g: 20 hour course - Monday to Friday 4 hours per day and start from beginners level (A2) and continues up to B2 level and even C1 (Advanced) if required. This course can assist a maximum of 6 students per course.

10 hour course - is a much more intimate course for only 2 students and is from Monday to Friday, 2 hours per day.

All courses include materials plus a local excursion to enable students to use what they have learnt and get to know the local town, visiting a museum or similar.

•Spanish Conversation classes: 2 x one-hour lessons offered at the academy, split into level ability (beginners to upper intermediate) with our Spanish native teacher preparing and organising subjects and offering grammar assistance to help students to improve and gain confidence quickly.

English classes: Offered mainly to Spanish – young pupils aged 4-16 plus adults from absolute beginners (initiation) through to advanced level and B1/B2/C1 exam preparations.

Any other language: Offered to all nationalities and ages – Spanish school children extra help lessons (Apoyo) and classes tailored to suit needs. We always find an experienced native teacher for any language necessary, just ask!

Why choose Trilingo Idiomas?

We are a dedicated, enthusiastic and experienced group of owners and teachers all wanting to share our vast knowledge and experiences to give all our students the best learning experience possible to achieve their goals.

Our classrooms are of larger than average size enabling us to maintain the social distancing measures required during the current COVID-19 situation and we are constantly sanitizing rooms and our premises.

We are proven and able to adapt quickly to new situations when required, for instance: to convert classes to online via Zoom as and when required. Constantly improving our services and adapting to better and more professional systems. Teachers and owners continue to train and also attend seminars/courses to update and learn about the latest techniques and materials.

Check out our website: www.trilingoidiomas.com or join our Facebook page group: trilingoidiomas for up-to-date information, reviews and interesting posts.

Call us on 951768175 or 679792329 – Camino Algarrobo 42b, Local 7, VelezMalaga (next to the fire station). trilingoidiomas@hotmail.com See main advert on page 24

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Mrs Carmen Silvia gallardo MuĂąoz-Cruzado & Team

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Hot News

Read all about it...

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him!

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary MODERN

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Following the problems in the lending market in America and the UK due to the pandemic, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

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Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where staff are getting a raw deal.

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New Words - 2020

A selection of new words for your vocabulary!!

SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.

BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement bysucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SITCOM Single Income, two Children, oppressive mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.

SINBAD Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

OH - NO SECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you

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realise that you've just made a BIG mistake, (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence. The typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.

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S3-681

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Sales Price: 145,900¤ Puente don Manuel

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S3-675

First Class 3 Bed 2 Bath House (149m² built, 330m² plot),

sought-after location, walking distance to local amenities.

Accommodation: one level, immaculate, porch, entrance hall,

spacious lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, 3 beds, (master en-suite), family bathroom & utility/storage room. Covered & sunny terraces, gardens & pool. Parking for 2 cars.

Sales Price: 178,000¤ (NEW!)

Almayate

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S4-309

Lovely 3 Bed 2 Bath Townhouse, which is furnished to a high

standard, comprises lounge/dining room with air conditioning and wood-burning fire, spacious fully-fitted kitchen, 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Outside is a private patio area, plus communal gardens and pool.

Sales Price: 178,000¤ (NEW!)

Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, (opposite bus station) TORRE DEL MAR - Tel: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414

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Torre del Mar

Sales I Rentals I Management For Rent R3-409

Newly Refurbished 3 Bed Apartment on first floor with lift, central location. 2 double beds, 1 single bed, 1 bathroom, f/f kitchen & living room overlooking the avenue. Long balcony and

double-glazed windows. All new good quality appliances.

This property has never been lived in yet.

Rental Price: 650¤ per month Almayate

For Rent

R4-143

Superb 4 Bed 3 Bath Semi, great location close to all

amenities and beach. Lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, utility, front & back terraces & communal pool.

Rental Price: 800¤ per month Los Romanes

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R3-410

Delightful 3 Bed Property, near the village.

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Rental Price: 650¤ per month

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Saucy Postcards

Service, installation & repairs.

Supply and installation of all makes and models including Daikin, Mitsubishi and Fujitsu.

Best prices guaranteed Polar Air Conditioning - First to be built on reputation, reliability and recommendation.

DAIKIN & MITSUBISHI INVERTERS SUPPLIED & FITTED FROM â‚Ź750

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Can You Help CAS?

The Costa Animal Society (CAS) is always in need of more volunteer helpers in a number of areas so if you have spare time to fill, please make contact! In particular, we are currently seeking someone or ones who can help with fundraising and social media promotion.

In addition, fosterers are always required to take short-term care of animals until a permanent home can be found. CAS will provide fosterers with all they need: food, medicine, bedding, leads, etc., as well as advice at any time. Even if you are only here for few months a year, CAS would appreciate your help.

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becoming a member of CAS, we and the animals would be most grateful.

Bank: Cajamar Account Name: Costa Animal Society Account Number: 3058 0728 03 2720100283 BIC-Swift Code: CCRIES2A *PayPal donations are also accepted through our website www.casnerja.webs.com, under the “Donate” tab.

For general enquires and a no-obligation chat, feel free to contact May on 601 629 938.

Despite the horrors of the coronavirus and the uncertainties of Brexit among other things, money is always needed to cope with the continuous flow of abandoned dogs and cats requiring help from the Costa Animal Society.

If you could donate a little to help or consider

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PSG (Pool Services Group) - Offer Of The Month!!!!!!

We appreciate this has been a difficult year for everyone, with restrictions on travel, socialising and unable to meet our friends. During the period of the first lock down back in March and April time, we took numerous calls from people who own swimming pools that cannot be used due to the fact that they are not heated.

If you were one of those people, do not miss this fantastic offer:

For a limited period only, while stock lasts, PSG would like to offer: *12kw *Non-inverter *Delivered *Including IVA *For JUST...

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To receive this fabulous offer, the heater must be ordered before the end of February 2021.

A small deposit will secure the heater with the balance to be paid in full before despatch.

All deliveries are made once your payment has been received and cleared.

We will then give you a tracking number.

In addition to this promotion, we will also give a further 10% off all swimming pool covers on all orders placed before the end of February 2021.

See main adverts on the previous pages 62 and 63

12KW - Non-inverter 999€ incl. IVA & Delivery

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Items For Sale / Wanted

I WILL COLLECT FREE of charge all your used clothing, bric-a-brac, pots and pans, books, toys, CD´s garden pots, tools, pieces of furniture or anything else you are throwing out whilst you are cleaning.

Call me on 625 319 323 Jacqui GUITAR BOSS GT5 Digital Effects Pedal Unit. Good condition, hardly used 100€.

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Happy New Year Everyone!

New Year Facts

The earliest known New Year’s celebrations date back to 2000 BC in Ancient Mesopotamia.

In Japan, Buddhist temples all over the country ring their bells 108 times at midnight to symbolize and get rid of the 108 types of human weakness.

In Spain, eating grapes at midnight is both a tradition and a superstition. At the stroke of each chime at midnight, Spaniards eat 1 - 12 grapes symbolising 12 lucky months ahead.

Whatever New Year traditions we speak of are actually meant for bringing good luck. For instance, eating black-eyed peas on the day of New Year is believed to bring good luck in several parts of the United States.

New Year’s Eve is often celebrated with fireworks. In ancient times, fire and noise were said to dispel evil spirits and bring good luck.

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New Year Facts (Continued)

Some people wear adult diapers while celebrating New Year at Times Square due to the lack of toilets.

The first ball dropping celebration at One Times Square was held on December 31, 1907.

A predicted one million people usually flock to Times Square to see the ball drop.

The original New Year's Eve Ball weighed 700 pounds and was five feet in diameter. It was made of iron and wood and was decorated with 100 25-watt light bulbs.

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Honolulu, Hawaii.

More than 360 million glasses of sparkling wine are consumed on December 31.

The largest celebration in Australia is held in its largest city: Sydney. The “Midnight Fireworks” are regularly watched by approximately 1.5–2 million people at Sydney Harbour.

In Italy, people wear red underwear on New Year’s Day to bring good luck all year long.

"Auld Lang Syne" was written by Scottish poet Robert Burns in 1788. He may have based it on a folk song.

3% of Americans don't plan on celebrating New Year at all.

The most popular destination in the US for New Year's is Orlando, Florida, closely followed by Anaheim, California, and

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the elderly driver turned and said 'Look son, don't ever do that again, you scared the daylights out of me!'

The passenger apologised and said, 'I didn't realise that a little tap would scare you so much.'

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The driver replied, 'Sorry, it's not really your fault. I just retired and today is my first day as a cab driver...I've been driving a hearse for the last 45 years.'

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‘What denomination do you want?’ asked the lady at the counter.

'Good God!' she replied, ‘Has it come to this?

I suppose you'd better give me twenty Catholic and twenty Presbyterian.’

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Random New Year Jokes :)

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I thought I was lost on my way to the New Year's Eve party, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.

Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.

'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds. 'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'

'Phase one?' wonders Ken. 'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling

along, he was stopped by a policeman.

'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

What happened to the man who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months.

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final ten seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes, so that I always start the new year off on the right foot.

An Irish Girl comes back for New Years The other asked, "Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?"

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The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."

"Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot!

You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, daddy. If that's your wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £4 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for you daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it ye said you had become, again?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad!"

"Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug!"

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The aubergine or also known as the eggplant is native to southern India and Sri Lanka.

It is part of the nightshade (Solanacene) family, which also includes tomatoes, potatoes, and chilli peppers and in some cases are known to cause severe allergic reactions.

Aubergines contain significant amounts of oxalate. Individuals with a history of oxalate-containing kidney stones should avoid overconsuming them.

Eggplant and other members of the nightshade family may worsen the symptoms of arthritis.

Eggplant has spiny stem that can grow from 16 to 57 inches in height.

Consuming eggplants are believed to boost cognitive activity and general mental health.

A 100g serving of raw aubergine provides: 15kcal - 0.9g protein - 0.4g fat - 2.2g carbohydrate - 2.7g fibre.

Eggplant is rich source of dietary fibres, vitamins C, K and vitamins of the B group, and minerals such as copper, phosphorus and magnesium.

Aubergines are rich in antioxidants, specifically nasunin found in aubergine skin – which gives it its purple colour.

Culinarily, it’s a vegetable, as it’s used in main dishes and not eaten for sweetness.

Aubergines are high in fibre and low in fat and therefore recommended for those

managing type 2 diabetes or managing weight concerns.

Aubergines may also help to lower bad cholesterol levels.

Over 60% of eggplants are produced in China alone. India, Egypt, Turkey, and Iran were also major producers.

Eggplant can be consumed grilled, baked, boiled, stuffed or combined with meat and other vegetables. Eggplant is often used as a substitute for meat in vegetarian diet due to specific texture and taste of its flesh.

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Property Issues: Building Survey

Over the next few editions I shall be highlighting some of the most common issues experienced by buyers of residential homes in the Costa del Sol, Andalusia, Spain.

Importance of a Building Survey Unfortunately, I still find that the majority of house buyers do not have a building survey carried out prior to purchase. The reason for this I can only speculate is that the majority of buyers purchase without the need for a mortgage and so therefore is not a requirement to do so by a third party.

The properties are often purchased during the summer months when many of the main issues are not immediately apparent.

The poor build quality is primally due to the building regulations not being adhered to by

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the Town Halls and the Architects not visiting the construction site during the building process, (a surprisingly common practise).

Whilst the College of Architects has tried to improve the practice of Architects on more recently built homes, properties older than 10 years will have a surprisingly long list of defects associated with poor construction.

Over the next few months I shall be highlighting the most common building and construction problems found that are not always apparent during a casual viewing but may prove costly and wreck your budget if they are not costed and known about prior to purchase.

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The tradition of putting tangerines in stockings comes from 12th-century French nuns who left socks full of fruit, nuts and tangerines at the houses of the poor.

a symbol of Jesus. The holly represents his crown of thorns and the red berries the blood he shed.

The average number of Christmas presents a UK child receives is 16.

27% of families sit down to watch the Queen’s Speech.

Robins on cards started as a joke 150 years ago when postmen wore red tunics and were named after them.

The use of the term ‘Xmas’ dates back to the 16th century. The ‘X’ in the word Xmas comes from the ancient Greek language. In Greek, Christ begins with the letter X. So, Xmas simply means Christmas.

According to tradition, you should eat one mince pie on each of the 12 days of Christmas to bring good luck.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was invented for a US firm’s Christmas promotion in 1938.

Santa Claus initially wore clothes that were in green, purple, or blue. For many years, this was the common theme for the jolly old man at the North Pole. However, Coca Cola decided to dress him up in colours that match their brand and that stuck. So this is why he is always in red clothes now!

The Christmas wreath was originally hung as

Normally, 4.25 million British people will travel abroad for Christmas.

"Jingle Bells" was the first song played in space.

The Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square is donated to the people of London every year by the people of Oslo, Norway in thanks for their assistance during World War II.

Tinsel was invented in 1610 in Germany and was once made of real silver.

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“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”

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“I’m not against half-naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be…”

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“A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.”

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“How many husbands have I had? You mean, apart from my own?”

Zsa Zsa Gabor “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”

Muhammad Ali “Most cars on our road have only one occupant, usually the driver.”

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Enola Holmes is a thoroughly charming Netflix original movie, and will absolutely put you in a good mood.

The year is 1884 and Enola Holmes is on a mission — to find her mother, escape her brothers and live life on her own terms. It’s a tall order for the teenage sister of Sherlock Holmes, whose age and gender make her battle an uphill one.

After Enola (Millie Bobby Brown of “Stranger

Things”) discovers on the morning of her 16th birthday that her mother (Helena Bonham Carter) has disappeared, she reluctantly finds herself under the care of her brothers Mycroft (Sam Claflin) and Sherlock (Henry Cavill). Mycroft wants to send Enola to finishing school, but Enola, who has been raised by her mother to be independent, refuses to have her identity defined by domesticity.

Motivated by a set of clues left by her mother, Enola escapes to London. On her way to the city, she crosses paths with Tewkesbury (Louis Partridge), a young lord also on the run from a suffocating fate. The pair form a predictable (but no less tender) bond.

Based on the book series of the same name

by Nancy Springer, the period film is tremendously fun as Enola fearlessly follows leads and hunts for clues, but the script actually takes time to consider what it means to be a woman in a man’s world at that time.

The film’s value comes from a deeper investigation of power, familial bonds and the risks of changing a world determined to stay the same.

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Random Joke :)

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer.

“How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?”....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, “That would suit me just fine!!”

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

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More New Year Hangover Remedies

As 2020 comes to a close, I am sure there will be some celebrations taking place, and many of us will be out celebrating and will be feeling somewhat hungover the next morning. Here are some New Year hangover remedies

1. The hair of the dog Probably the one you will least want to try if you are feeling a bit rotten. It consists of drinking more alcohol to cure your hangover.

Remember, during your hangover it is important to drink water when you are thirsty, to re-hydrate yourself again.

4. Don’t drink so much!

As simple as it sounds, the best cure for the hangover is don’t get drunk!!!

2. Eat a good breakfast Eating a good hearty breakfast after a night on the razzle will help to maintain your blood sugar levels.

3. Keep your body hydrated Too much alcohol can make you dehydrated, especially if you vomit. A good rule to remember when drinking to help limit your alcohol intake is by drinking one glass of alcohol followed by one glass of water.

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Louis Walsh is an Irish music manager and television personality. His full name is Michael Louis Vincent Walsh.

He was born on August 5th, 1952 in Kiltimagh, Ireland and moved to Dublin when he was 19 years old to start his career.

individual singers, Ronan Keating from 2000 until 2003 and Shayne Ward from 2005 until 2009.

In later life, Louis began a career in TV and became well-known for being a judge on British and Irish talent shows including, X-Factor, Irish Popstars, Popstars The Rivals, You’re a Star and Ireland’s Got Talent.

Louis is worth around 116 million pounds, all through his TV career and being a band manager.

In 2009 Walsh won Mayo Person of the Year Award. (Mayo Dublin Association) Louis Walsh has no children and it is unclear who he is dating, if anyone. He has always been tight-lipped when speaking about his own relationships.

Louis came from a large family. His parents were a working-class couple, his father Frank was a taxi driver and together with his mum Maureen Walsh they had 9 children in total with Louis being the second eldest.

After struggling for a couple of years when he first moved to Dublin, he found success when he brought Irish singer Johnny Logan to Tommy Hayden, in 1979. Logan later went on to win the Eurovision Song Contest in 1980 and released his first solo album which reached number one within three days accross 11 European nations. This success meant Walsh was on his way for a successful career.

Walsh went on to manage many hugely successful pop groups including; Boyzone and Westlife in the 1990s and 2000s. Girls Aloud in 2002, Jedward in 2009 and

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Sad tribute Dawn French repeatedly broke down in tears while filming her Vicar Of Dibley comeback as she paid tribute to her late cast-mate Emma Chambers as Alice Tinker.

In the show, her character Geraldine Granger speaks movingly of her friend Alice, who has died leaving her husband Hugo (James Fleet) heartbroken.

French, 63, said the scenes were incredibly tough to complete. “Along with all the silly, funny stuff, there is a moment where we pay tribute to Alice and that was not easy to film.

“Honestly, I had to do it seven times. I didn’t get through it once without tears.”

She said she has still not been able to watch the emotional episode. Chambers, much-loved by fans as dippy blonde Alice who famously never understood Geraldine’s jokes, died in 2018 from a heart attack aged 53.

New look Kay After living on a diet of rice and beans for three weeks in the I'm A Celebrity castle, Vernon Kay lost a whopping two-and-a-half stone and even found himself unable to eat “properly” for some time after returning home.

When asked "What did you have for tea?" by his friend, Football Focus presenter Dan Walker, third-placed Vernon replied on Instagram: "Could only manage a little... stomach has totally shrunk!!"

Family Fortunes host Vernon said that his time on the ITV show had left him feeling "drained".

"The medic weighed us after the show and I've lost just over two and a half stone, and I haven't got two and a half stone to lose,” he said in an interview. “You're physically drained, and you're emotionally drained too because you're missing your family."

Poles apart Tom Cruise's daughter Bella has shut out the spotlight and prefers to live quietly while her superstar dad currently lives in luxury in a £342,000-a-month penthouse.

Bella lives in Croydon in a three-bed home with her husband Max Parker and their pet reptile.

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Meanwhile, Cruise has been residing in historic Corinthia Residences in the lap of luxury while filming in the British capital.

According to a source, he has a four-bed dream place with an indoor pool and amazing views of the cityscape. Located just down the road from 10 Downing Street, it's in the heart of the city.

The source told Woman's Day: "Tom has a dedicated team of staff to look after his every whim, where he can call for room service from the Corinthia's in-house restaurants such as Michelin-starred chef Tom Kerridge's Bar & Grill."

Bella and her husband Max tied the knot in a Scientology wedding at the Dorchester Hotel in London and made the move to Croydon in October 2017 to be closer to Max's parents.

His father worked as a test pilot at Gatwick Airport while his mum is employed as an antiques restorer.

Rita’s mum rants Rita Ora’s mum has slammed people who continue to flout Covid guidelines — despite her pop star daughter having done just that.

Vera Sahatçiu, 56, who returned to the NHS to work as a psychiatric nurse amid the pandemic, has taken aim at those who are breaking the current UK restrictions.

She posted a photograph on Instagram of endless swarms of consumers who appeared to "forget" about social distancing in Regent Street, London, just before Christmas. She captioned it: “Can't believe this. Has the virus disappeared already?!”

Vera’s furious post came after Rita came under fire herself, for not isolating after a trip to Egypt. Rita flew to Cairo by private jet in November to perform at the five-star W Hotel but failed to self-isolate on her return to the UK a day later. Under current government rules, she should have quarantined for 14 days when she got home. Instead, the singer was seen arriving at Casa Cruz restaurant in London's Notting Hill on November 28, where she held her 30th birthday bash during England's second countrywide lockdown.

Afterwards, Rita was forced to issue a public apology.

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In The Beginning

We are now, finally, into a new year and leave behind what has for so many people been one of the most difficult years we can all remember, apart from those who still have wartime memories, which are infinitely worse – at least there was still food in the shops this time, even though almost a year ago now everyone made that mad rush to the supermarkets, filling their trolleys to the brim with supplies and toilet paper ran out of stock!

Almost one year on, and let’s hope that we are now seeing light at the end of the tunnel… With a new year beginning, we are preparing – preparing for a possible tidal wave of Europeans jumping on planes (or in cars, we must keep up the environmental improvements Covid brought us) and rushing over to Spain to enthusiastically look for a property, all jostling for the best offers and bargains! We are all crossing our fingers that this will happen, as we move into the Springtime, but in these strange times, only

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time will tell. Meanwhile, I would strongly advise anyone who has been unsure about whether this is the best time to sell their property here, that now might be the right moment. Believe it or not, talk to any local agency and they will tell you that despite the travel restrictions which has meant clients have been unable to come over in recent months in the numbers we normally see, properties have been selling. And this will only increase as we move into the new year with anti-covid vaccinations now rolling out across Europe.

So, if you have been wondering whether to sell up or not, give me a call. Now is a very good time – always at the right price of course. So, let’s get ready, tighten our seatbelts, and set off with enthusiasm and energy into 2021!

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Yours truely has put together the 2nd joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter.

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Lux-Mundi Coming Events

These will be dependent on the current Covid restrictions

Every Monday - Craft Group starting on Monday 11th January. 10am - 1pm 5€ or 4€ with Lux Mundi card. Proceeds for fundraising Every Monday - Knitting & Crochet Group.

10.30am - 1pm Every Wednesday - Art Group. 10.00am 1pm. 5€ or 4€ with Lux Mundi card. Proceeds for fundraising Every Friday - Coffee Morning and homemade cakes. 11am - 1pm January 1st - Centre Closed January 6th - Centre closed Monday 11th January - Half Orange “Bring and Share” Lunch, for those who are alone.

1.30pm Lux-Mundi would be grateful to receive donations of any used and new household and clothing items.

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A Job Well Done!

During the month of December, some of the British local business owners of Torre del Mar came together in an effort to collect as many gifts as they could, which would be delivered to the most affected families in the area this Christmas time.

A massive thank you to all of the customers/clients that went out of their way and left a gift in any one of the following locations, thank you ever so much. Your gift would have put a smile on a childs face this Christmas.

With special thanks to: La Tasca - with thanks to owners Sheila, Mark and Josh and special thanks to Debbie and Trevor Flay for their help

Oasis Hair & Beauty - with thanks to owners Sacha and Karen The Belvedere - with thanks to owner Courtney and to Wendy Nerding and Beverly Clough for their time and help wrapping the gifts.

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The Irish Rover - with thanks to owners Debbie and Tony and another thanks to Debbie Flay their Lymes Disease Awareness Ambassador who is always doing things for charity and to Karina Jiminez their favourite Spanish/English teacher who spent their time to help to box and wrap the gifts.

Bar Samba - with thanks to owners Sam and Nicky

The response was fantastic. Debbie from The Irish Rover along with Jaana Luoma, a Finnish resident handed over, just over one hundred Christmas boxes to Lux-Mundi in Torre del Mar on the 17th December, allowing them time to sort through them and to make sure they were delivered to the appropriate families of need this Christmas time.

This involved help also from local residents, David, Simon and Terry.

A huge well done and joint effort to the local businesses of Torre del Mar, and to everyone that dropped off a gift.

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French cuisine is legendary and, complementing many dining occasions, are fabulous wines from France. France produces wines for all occasions and to suit all palates. From whites, through all others, to Sparkling and really great reds, France supplies superb wines, worldwide, many of which are multi award-winning.

For this quest I searched for a family producer of well-presented high-quality wines, with knowledge and experience of previous generations.

splendid wine range, is a very popular red production. The deep ruby-red colour entices to the wonderful bouquet and mouthfeel, to follow. This powerful and well-balanced wine has a great palate sensation and finish. P. Ferraud & Fils Morgon Domaine Ferraud Les Charmes is a further example of the quality wines from this producer. Again, the bouquet satisfies the nasal experience, very well indeed. The flavours on the mouth come through as rich and fruity. This full-bodied, powerful red wine is extremely popular, has a

Productions of Ferraud wines have been ongoing since 1882. The wines produced express the personality and characters of the different appellations and areas of wine productions. Emphasis on taste, quality and consistency are paramount and many awards have been won by this company for their exceptional wines. The following are some selections, from their impressive range.

long finish and many devotees. Other superlative wines include their Beaujolais Villages Les Merrains and Saint-Amour Cuvée Ensorceleuse.

P. Ferraud & Fils Saint-Véran La Chardonneraie I found as an excellent white wine. The designation of Saint Véran was recognised during 1971, with Pierre Ferraud being a main character for its promotions and recognitions. Utilising the Chardonnay grape variety, to great advantage, this wine will not disappoint and has many followers. A very pleasant bouquet precedes the grand mouthfeel. Superb with white meats, fish and seafood dishes. P. Ferraud & Fils Brouilly Domaine Rolland, that I located amongst their

The red wines, utilising the Gamay grape, are great with red meats, etc. Very popular, they are chosen regularly and grace many dining occasions, constantly. A company dedicated and committed to producing high-quality wines that will satisfy and impress. www.ferraud.com

As Always, Enjoy!

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Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880.

SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance.

If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com

The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, on Mon 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wed at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member.

Interested? Then please Phone Branch Secretary Sue on 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat.

Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org PIPPA’S PAWPRINTS CHARITY SHOP Calle Antonio Jimenez No. 4b, behind the Bus Station and the Notary. Cards, bric-a-brac, bags, shoes and quality clothing at knock-down prices.

Now open from Tues to Sat 10.30am - 2pm.

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Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Every Tuesday is Tony’s Bingo Quiz at The Belvedere at 3pm in Torre del Mar. Come along for a great fun night! Call 610 100 908 to reserve a table.

Every Thursday Quiz at Bar Samba 3pm

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com

Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners.

For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966

The Nerja Players meet on 1st and 3rd Tues of the month between Oct and Apr. Perfomances are rehearsed readings. Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja.

Look for the very large BLUE entrance door. We are between Salon de Juegos and a Supermarket.

Reservations on our website.

Email: admin@thenerjaplayers.com

Move It To Music! dance fitness classes take place Saturdays at 11am annually from mid October to Easter, at Nerja’s Millenium Wellness Center in Pasaje Milenio 3 (just off the far entrance to Carabeo car park). Gentle exercise and simple dance moves set to catchy pop tunes. Ideal for beginners and very popular with the 50-plus age group. Enquiries: WhatsApp/tel 675 846 217 / moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk

Fellowship of Jesus Christ the King Whether you live in, or are visiting the Nerja area, we would be delighted to welcome you to the Fellowship of Jesus Christ The King. Our meetings are characterised by uplifting songs and relevant sermons and a modern but reverent service. Why not come along to praise God and meet and make new friends, Every Sun at 11am. Prayer Meetings are on Wed at 11am Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja, Email: fojctk@gmail.com www.facebook.com/FOJCTK Please check to see if events are taking place

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The Top Ten Most Googled Words in 2020 from the UK...

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Quiz Answers 1. Hanover 2. Coldplay 3. Bart Simpson 4. Gemini 5. L.S.Lowry 6. Wales 7. 24 8. Choux 9. Belgium 10. Secure Digital

Riddle Answers:

1. “Each” was the name of one of the twelve men passing by.

2. The word ‘or’ is the only one that doesn’t end with ‘op’.

3. The chef. Mr Brown was killed in Find The Dog Answer the afternoon and yet the chef claimed he was making breakfast?

4. A baby elephant

5. They won’t get a banana out of a coconut tree

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Bus Stations Torre del Mar Call: 952 559 100 Malaga Call: 952 350 061 Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000

Weekly Market days (mornings only) Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa Thursdays: Velez Malaga, Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez, Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Nerja Car Boot ITV Call: 951 707 108 www.itvcita.com

Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally)

Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 958 245 200 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272

Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Consulates UK 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland 952 475 108 Germany 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists

2 ia : 06 Guardlance : 061 Ambu : 080 Fire

Moviestar Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004

Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), every Sunday at 12 noon. There is an on-line "zoom" service on Wednesdays 9.30am. Please contact Fr Nigel with an e-mail address if you would like to join us. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 951 815736, Mobile: 608 695 756, email: cofenerja@gmail.com, website: www:nerjaalmunecaranglicanchurch.co.uk.

Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sun Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sun 10.30. Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña).

Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays.

Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/ Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship 11am - Bible Study Wed 2-4pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, Cruce de Periana Puente don Manuel. 952 117 145 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am.

Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com

Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs based in Lake Vinuela area. We meet on the first Mon of each month (not Aug) at Punto de Encuentro Asador, Puente don Manuel) At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. www.el-valleasociacion.com LADIES WOT LUNCH. 2nd Mon of each month except July & August.Restaurante el Trapiche, Velez Malaga on the road to Benamargosa. 1pm for 1:30 start. Enjoy a 4 course meal with wine for just 11€ with a raffle included. Everyone welcome and no need to book, just come along and make new friends. Further info please contact patriciagabbitas@gmail.com

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Open mornings only Mon to Thurs 10.00 till 13.00 and Fri as usual 11.00 - 13.00. We would like to assure you that we are complying with all the Covid regulations. For further information please contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel. 952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@luxmundi.org www.lux-mundi.org We would also like to invite you to become a Friend of Lux Mundi, please call in the Centre for more information, If you are already a Friend please call in to renew your card.

The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931

Trumps Bridge We are a very friendly international Bridge Club playing Duplicate twice weekly on Monday and Thursday afternoons at 2.45pm. We now play in our new premises at El Zoco, Calle Neptuno, Nerja. We will be starting a beginners' course in the near future and run a Mentor scheme for those wishing to improve their game. Should you require a partner, or wish further information on our Club, visit www.bridgewebs.com/trumpsnerja The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground car park, starting at

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11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please email: nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com

Phoenix Club We now meet every Tues between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Short Mat Bowls is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Mon and Thurs afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Anoreta, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: Bob Bennett on 691 571 570

International Choir recruiting singers. Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Rehearsals Thurs 17.30–8pm in the room under Inmobiliaria Maroma Estate Agents (on the left at the crossroads in Puente Don Manuel A402) For more info call 689 111 352 email eucorax@hotmail.es

RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Fri from 12.00 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings.

We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653108415 benajaraferblspainsouth@gmail.com

Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wed from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 KM9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits and a monthly bowling group.

Tel: Carol on 623 125 656

RBL - Nerja meets twice a month for lunch - on the 3rd Thur at the Al Andalus Hotel, Maro. Everyone is welcome to join us. Booking is essential. Please contact Kim on tel: +44 7988029001 or email: kim_bowe1@hotmail.com.

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Essex Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.

The man says “Choose from our range on the wall.”

She says “I'll take the red one.”

The man replies “That's a fire extinguisher.”

------------------------------------------------------------A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don't know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s***?”

------------------------------------------------------------Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

Rolls Royce responded with the following one-line memo: Defrost the chicken!

------------------------------------------------------------A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It's my dog.

Why?” “Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”

“What?” roared the big man in disbelief.

“What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”

“Sir,” answered the little man, “It's a little four week old female puppy.”

“Bull!” roared the biker, “How could your puppy kill my Doberman?”

“It appears that your dog choked on her, sir.”

------------------------------------------------------------A man walks in a pub with a lovely dog.

Everyone was making a fuss of it until the football results came on and Tottenham had lost. The dog went mad and tried to bite eveyone.

“What’s happened to it?” asked the landlord.

“It does it every time Spurs lose.”

“What happens when they win?”

“I don’t know, I’ve only had it 6 months!!”

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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.

She immediately said “Yes”.

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was!

“Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

“Oh”, she said, “I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying “yes” to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was.”

------------------------------------------------------------Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?”

“Of course, my son,” Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years.

The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, “Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability.”

------------------------------------------------------------Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss

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waiting for him.

“What's the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let's hear a good excuse for a change.”

Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here on piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

“You'll have to do better than that, Jones,” said the boss, obviously disappointed. “No woman can get ready in ten minutes.”

------------------------------------------------------------I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up to try and rekindle a little bit of that ‘old magic’.

“Wow!” I said. “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now. I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.”

She just giggled and said she was sure I’d rise to the challenge.

“Yeah,” I said. “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days.”

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute. Then she said it didn’t matter in the slightest about my hair or my weight and that she’d even put on a few pounds herself. So I told her to get lost.

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1. Queen Victoria belonged to which British ruling house?

2. Which British band released the album 'A Rush of Blood to the Head' in 2002?

3. Bartholomew JoJo' are the given names of which Simpsons character?

4. Which western astrological sign is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux.

5. Which Lancastrian painter was best known for painting 'matchstick men'?

6. Llyn Tegid is the largest lake in which UK nation?

7. In a game of English Draughts how many pieces are on the board at the start of play?

8. What type of pastry is used to make profiteroles?

9. The Spa-Francorchamps racing circuit is in which country?

10. An SD card is a memory card used in many portable devices. What does SD stand for?

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Hey Diddle Riddle

1.Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?

2. Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

3. Mr Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon.

The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?

4. What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?

5. A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

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1 Unable to see a way forward out of trouble (2,4,4,3) 8 Air-foil that controls lateral motion (7) 9 Musical show (5) 10 Annoys, irritates (5) 11 Grip; charm (7) 12 Acronym for US stock car racing’s governing body (6) 14 Composer of the opera Faust (1859) (6) 17 Tropical African shrub widely cultivated for coffee (7) 19 Electric dart shooter (5) 21 Apportion (5) 22 Hindu or Buddhist blissful meditative state (7) 23 Name given to Australia in 1788; a state since 1901 (3,5,5)

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1 Follow up something with another, repeatedly (5,3,5) 2 Leerer; one who stares (5) 3 East-west landmass stretching between Cape Roca and Cape Dezhnev (7) 4 Meander; digress (6) 5 Deck which includes both minor arcana and major arcana cards (5) 6 Extend on all sides simultaneously; encircle (7) 7 Popular Johann Strauss II operetta (1874) (3,10) 13 Lacking physical or intellectual depth (7) 15 Develop faster than; surmount (7) 16 Large seabird, white with dark markings (6) 18 Kind of foreword, informally: jazzy overture (5) 20 Halls? (anag) (5)

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ARIES: March 21-April 20 2021 will be focused around finance, although possibly not in the way you would hope. Time to get organised and make a budget you can stick to before things get out of control.

Careers can be advanced for Aries willing to network and be part of a team

TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Hang on for an action packed year.

Agreements and compromise will be easier than usual, so if there’s an issue between you and your loved one, this is the year to finally clear the air and lay it to rest. Home and family life will consequently be rewarding

GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Your plans will more easily advance if, while remaining honest and above board, you work discreetly behind the scenes, rather than openly showing your hand and pushing others into confrontation

CANCER: June 22-July 22 The focus this coming year will be on friends and the future, with many Cancerians making serious decisions about both. Someone you meet through shared interests may become a new best friend. Step out of your shell and invite them for coffee or a shared activity as joy will be the reward of this friendship

LEO: July 23-August 23 This is an excellent year for Leo’s career matters, including promotions, agreements and reclassifications. Using your powers of tact and flattery, superiors may be more inclined than usual to give you what you want, leading to major changes in your day to day life

VIRGO: August 24-September 22 Confusion about where you and your relationship are heading could cloud the early part of 2021. Try to stick with facts and not rely too heavily on others when making decisions, as there is the likelihood that you will be told only what you want to hear

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 A good time for Librans to get health and fitness levels up, as the indications are good for fresh starts in this area. Focus on small changes that you can manage every day rather than a major commitment to overhaul your life, as this is the way you will get the results you want SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 2021 is all about love for Scorpio this year, especially if you are married or in a long term relationship. There are wonderful astronomical aspects for communication in your relationship zone bringing about a happy, loving and harmonious year.

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 Things are looking up romantically as a chance encounter could easily lead to a new romance if you pick up the courage to make a move. It will be up to you to make it happen if that is what you truly want

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 Children will take up a lot of energy for Capricorn parents this year. Pressures may mount even though you are having fun, so it is important that you take time to relax when opportunities arise. Sports and hobbies will be more exciting than usual but may also mean more commitment

AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 2021 is a year of endings and new beginnings as a cycle comes to an end. This is a very positive aspect, opening up new opportunities for many Aquarians. Stay grounded and focused on the bigger picture, especially if your future direction is unclear

PISCES: February 20 - March 20 Keep a close watch on your tongue this year as casual gossip may cause big problems, especially in the workplace - remember the old saying that if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. The year end has excellent aspects for romance

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AIR CONDITIONING

lFor Air Conditioning call Mark at Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar lPolar Air For Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician. Call Jordan 655 211 192 or visit www.polarair.eu lCHS Cooling and Heating Solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar, Heating and swimming pool heat pumps.

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lConnect Air Conditioning. Supplying the latest in heat pump technology at the best prices. Contact Sean: 639 738 624 www.connectairconditioning.com Email: connect.aircon@hotmail.com lCool Solutions all leading brands of air conditioning supplied and fitted, servicing only â‚Ź30 per unit. Heat pumps for pools and heating.

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lAwnings - Blinds - Mosquito Screens, Glass Curtain Repairs, Replacement of plastic jointing strips, New Installations, Roller Shutters / Repairs.

New installations, Conversion from manual to motorised. Call Julian: 655 825 931

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE

lThe Hair & Beauty Studio Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel, (along from Morenos) Call: 951 204 158 or 654 897 410

BOOKSHOPS

lPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703.

Email: libreriapasatiempo@hotmail.com

BLINDS

lSolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. ian@solarshadetinting.com Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76

BUILDERS

lLT Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application & construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types - and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es

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BUILDERS (Continued)

lJohn Housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414.

Email: housbyjohn@gmail.com lgeneral building maintenance, for all those little jobs you need to do! Replacing broken tiles, grouting, rendering repairs, silicone around baths, sinks, windows, painting, persiana repairs, roof leaks, awning re-covers, pool maintenance etc..

Phone/Whatsapp Ian on 644 546 176

CARPENTERS

lQuality Bespoke Wooden Furniture. Your design brought to life. Any size, colour or design for homes, gardens and businesses. www.weswoodwork.com / Telephone: 679 171 008

CAR ACCESSORIES

lWindow Tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal and certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect children and pets.

Be cool. Enjoy the sun, don’t suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176 / 644 546 176

CAR RENTAL

lNo hidden cost, delivery along the coast, personal meet & greet service at the airport with no queues or bus journeys. www.quickcarhiremalaga.com quickcarhiremalaga@gmail.com 669 899 065 / Whatsapp available

CARERS

Professional live in and day time carers for long and short term. Specialising in mobility and dementia care. For more details call or WhatsApp Sheila Taylor on 0034 610 613 149 sheilat5@hotmail.co.uk

CARE HOMES

lCasa Klein. A better place to live. Scandinavian convelescent and retirement home. Situated on a hilltop overlooking mountains and the sea in Velez Malaga. Tel: 952 50 21 30 Mob: 679 167 168 www.casaklein.com

CHIROPODISTS

lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. Over 25yrs exp NHS & private.

Call: 636 866 715

Foot care in the comfort of your home.

Services including nail cutting, corn, callus and ingrowing toe nail removal. Specialising in diabetic foot care. Full PPE worn. Clare Sasada 659825512.

CLEANING

lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area

COMPUTER SERVICES

lSteve’s Computer and Laptop Service.

Providing a thorough health check/repair for corrupted software and removal of virus/malware infections. Sales of used/refurbished laptops at competitive prices. Call Steve in Torrox: 634347055 Email: sfmay@hotmail.com

COMPUTERS

lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

COUNSELLING

lKestrel Counselling. Professional, confidential, qualified counselling service. Face to Face, skype or online. Experienced with all age groups including children. Calle Tejada 25, Velez Malaga. Tel: 636 588 697 www.kestrelcounselling.com Email: kestrelcounselling@gmail.com

CURRENCY TRANSFERS

lCurrencies Direct. For all your currency transfer requirements; excellent exchange rates, 100% no transfer fees or hidden charges – Contact the Nerja office on 952 906 581 or email nerja@currenciesdirect.com

DAMP PROOFING

lElectro-OS S.L. Immediately effective. 20 Year guarantee. Tel: 958 656 560 / 619 666 363 www.electro-os.com info@Electro-os.com

DECORATION INTERIOR/EXTERIOR

lTejidos Belen For all your soft furnishings.

Specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior & exterior decoration. We repair your sofas & terrace furniture. Tel: 952531732 / 650964624 Avd. Andalucia No.34 (next to Supermarket La Plaza)Torrox Costa

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lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: info@clinicaeuropa.eu British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at competitive prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German and Spanish Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

DRAIN CLEARANCE

lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out.

Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers! High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installations, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs.

Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!!

Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com

ELECTRICIANS

lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

ELECTRIC SUPPLIERS

lDo you pay too much for your electric? Contact Daniel from AxarEnergy today on: 662 114 241.

More than 1000 clients have already changed over and there is no cost to you for switching!

Email: daniel@axarenergy@gmail.com

ESTATE AGENTS

lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com lAxarquia Properties S.L Est. 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta. Almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: info@axarquiaproperties.com www.axarquiaproperties.com lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja.

952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, www.fleming-properties.com lAndalucia Real Estate (Belgian management)- sales and renovations since 2005 – Axarquia area – Dutch/Belgian/English market. Av. De Los Cipreses 16, Frigiliana. 0034-952 53 44 81 or 0034-666 82 17 96 info@andaluciarealestate.eu www.andaluciarealestate.eu

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lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net

lAndalucia4you.net Advice on the entire buying-selling process including property management and reforms. Avda. Andalucia 125, Caleta de Velez. Call: 952 72 08 32 or whatsapp 634 35 70 26 Email: contact@andalucia4you.net www.andalucia4you.net lImmotions Real Estate, selling to Belgian, Dutch, English & Scandinavian clients. We offer; one go-to person, renovation guidance, after-sales service and much more! Call +34/654 899 531 or +34/656 823 048 Website: immotionsrealestate.com E-mail: info@immotionsrealestate.com lAxarquia Real Estate.com A better place to live. Professional services for buying and selling property. Cruce Puente Don Manuel 4, next to the pool shop. Tel: 663 093 782 Email: info@axarquiarealestate.com lExpat Real Estate - More Than A Real Estate Agency, we offer numerous tailor-made services, especially if you need advice in your own language. Call 0034 671 410 153 or 0034 952 117 406 Email: info@expatrealestatemalaga.com Web: www.expatrealestatemalaga.com

lBluCee Inmobiliaria / Real Estate Bespoke service by dedicated team covering Málaga, Axarquia and Costa Tropical. Sales, property management, holiday rentals. www.blucee.com info@blucee.com Tel: 0034 711 042 727

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS

lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advice with 14 years experience in Spain.

Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: spanishmanagement1@gmail.com Web: www.spanishmanagement.com lZalia properties, long established rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158

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lThe Town Frier All Your Chippy Favourites.

Fish & Chips, Kebabs, Pies... All freshly cooked. We now serve rotisserie chickens every Saturday & Sunday,eat-in or takeaway. Calle Venta Baja 10, Puente don Manuel. Call: 696 33 93 36

FINANCIAL SERVICES

lSpectrum IFA Group, Specialist Financial Advice to Expatriates across Europe. Our expertise covers Retirement & Pension Planning including QROPS, Life Assurance, Efficient Investing (using Insurance wrappers), Succession & Inheritance Tax Planning, Currency Exchange & much more.

Contact Antony on 0034 639 418 017

FUNERAL DIRECTORS

lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour.

Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

FURNITURE

lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00.

Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org

GARDENING

lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems.

Tel: 634 431 099

GARDEN FURNITURE

lDe Tropen - Specialist in garden furniture, 13.000m2, all models in stock. www.detropen.es Location: Autovía del Mediterraneo A-7 (Exit 272), 29700 Velez Malaga, Entrance behind Repsol gasoline station.

Tel. 642 651 074

GARDENING & POOLS

lGarden & Pool Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas.

Tel: 691 526 394

HANDYMAN SERVICES

lAxarquia Handyman Services, Flat-pack assembly & installation specialist, shelving, blinds, painting and decorating, general DIY. Or just an extra pair of hands. Phone or Whatsapp Bill: 617 61 29 16 or Email: bsacbill@gmail.com (Based near Lake Vinuela)

HEALTH & BEAUTY

lWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 665 118 607 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available)

HEALTH & WELLBEING

lKate Blatherwick Therapy, Professional Psychotherapist, Clinical Hypnotherapist, Counselling and Life Coach. Call Kate for a free, no obligation, confidential consultation 711 00 31 71 www.kateblatherwick.com email: katejblatherwick@gmail.com

HEALTH SHOPS

lRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja.

Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINE-SHOP for Europe www.rinconnatural.com lHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857 magysgardengrow@hotmail.com

HEATING

lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside.

Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

INSURANCE

lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

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lLinea Directa, Car insurance starts from 194€.

Best prices and best cover. Car, motorcycle, home and vehicle fleet insurance. Call: 952 147 834 www.lineadirecta.com lLiberty Seguros The Expats No. 1 choice for insurances. Avda. Andalucia, 61 Blq 1, Local E, Torre del Mar. Call: 913 017 883 / 617 967 668 Email: patricia.camps@exclusivos.libertyseguros.es FB: liberty.seguros.expats

KENNELS AND CATTERIES

lResidencia Cantalobos the Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886. www.valleverdeanimalrescue.org email: valleverdeanimalrescue@hotmail.com Facebook: Cantalobos Pet Hotel lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels, just lots of exercise, fun & cuddles. Also pet paw casting & bespoke animal sculptures in cement & needle felting.

Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com lSheila’s Cattery - Small cattery ‘just for cats’ in the Riogordo/Benamagosa countryside. We treat and care for your cats as our own.

Tel: +34 643 635 617 www.sheilascattery.com Facebook: sheilascattery

LANGUAGES

lTrilingo Idiomas is a British run language academy based in Velez-Malaga offering English and Spanish to Expats, from beginners to advanced – call Mark or Donna on: 951 768 175 / 679 792 329

LAWYERS

lCS Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, 952 697 004 Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, 951 832 130 Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga.

Call: 952 901 225 for a free no obligation appointment. mail@axarquiasolicitors.com l De Cotta Law Spanish Abogados & English Lawyers. Consultations and advice on all legal matters. Conveyancing specialists. www.decottalaw.com. Call us on 952 527 014 or email info@decottalaw.net

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MOTORBIKE RENTALS

lRoyal Motorbike Tours Fun and adventure on a Royal Enfield 500 Classic motorcycle. Half and full day tours along the gorgeous back roads of Andalucia. Book now WhatsApp (+34) 652 200 702 *Motorcycle licence is mandatory. www.royalmotorbiketours.com

METALWORK

lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity.

Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILITY PRODUCTS

lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015/635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS

lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs.

Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap.

Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS

lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician.

Contact 633 287 190.

OPTICIANS

lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

ONE YEAR ADVERTISING!!!

ONE PAYMENT 60 € + IVA Call: 664 210 468

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lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfil your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

PLUMBERS

lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

lSur Integral for all your plumbing or electrial needs. Also solar panels & air conditioning.

Call: 627 262 624 / 679 313 215 surintegral.jl@gmail.com

PLUMBERS

lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379.

No call out fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES

lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

lAll Mainenance For Your Property Garden maintenance, Clearance and Construction.

Interior and Exterior Painting, Pool Cleaning Service etc... Covering all areas. Call: 634 340 706

PROPERTY RENTALS

lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414.

Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

REMOVALS

lTony Roam Removals 15 years To & Fro Spain to UK. ES: 636 393 542 / UK: 07973 362 003 Email: tonyroam@btconnect.com www.euroam.co.uk lAlcala Transport, Fully Legal, Spanish registered Transport/Removals Company. Operating locally for over 10 years. We run two vans twice per month to and from the UK/Europe. Call Colin for a no obligation quote on 0034 608 085 700 or 0044 7936886822

RENT A CAR

lRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location.

Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. 952 511 209 www.estrellarent.com / estrellarentweb@gmail.com

RESTAURANTS

lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com lBuon Gusto Ristorante - Pizzeria, Paseo Maritimo, Torre del Mar Tel: 951 70 28 33 Comercial Centro Rincon De La Victoria Tel: 952 97 86 04

SATELLITE T.V.

lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

SOLICITORS

lDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com lBest Law Office in Law Axarquia Area. Professional legal and tax services at affordable rates. Free quotations and consultations.

Offices in Nerja and Velez-Malaga.

Tel: 952 901 225 Email:mail@axarquiasolicitors.com

STORAGE/PARKING

lParking El Llano Caravans/Boats storage & General storage 24hr security, from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 lPersonal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitcase (per month). Call: 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja. 150 metres behind Lidl on right.

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WEBSITE DESIGN

lPool & Garden Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas.

Tel: 691 526 394

lWebsite design, graphic design and logos.

SEO, hosting, branding, & facebook marketing. For businesses and individuals on the Costa del Sol and Andalucia - Call Tom Lumsden Call: 625 842 780 Email: tom@tomlumsden.es

TAXIS

lMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts, stop fading, heat, glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. Call: 644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

lCosta Swimming Pools, Specialists in steps and ledge construction, acid cleaning and re-grouting.

Compete pool reforms. All areas covered.

Call: 711 022 774 for a free quote l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

VETS

lPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WANTED ITEMS

Best prices paid for jewellery, watches and artwork. 30 years in the business. Call or whatsapp Martin: 603 355 959 Email: tintoamour@gmail.com

WINDOW TINTING

WILL WRITING

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THIS SPACE

ONE PAYMENT 60 € + IVA Call: 664 210 468

CALETA DE VÉLEZ REF: A4U2033

Victoria Komina Manager Andalucia4you

ANDALUCIA 4 YOU WISHES ALL OUR CLIENTS, COLLEAGUES AND FRIENDS

A HEALTHY AND SAFE

WELL PRESENTED, BRIGHT AND AIRY COASTAL PROPERTY 2021!

WALKING DISTANCE TO THE BEACH In all the uncertainty during last year and the COVID-19 PRIVATE PARKING AND SOUTH FACING GARDEN pandemic PRICE: 258,000€ WE CONTINUE OFFERING YOU: professional advice, a reliable service or just a helping hand: ✔All-round service under one umbrella ✔Your door to the Dutch, Belgian and overseas market ✔Free listing and pre-valuation ✔Local experts and personal guidance ✔10 years of experience in the Real Estate ✔Centrally located Office in Caleta de Vélez, Axarquía Free Virtual Tour Video with Every Listing!!

FP1095 ALCAUCÍN A large, 20,000m finca with 8-bedroom house of some 280m2. Easy access. Marvellous views down the Viñuela valley.

60m2 garage/workshop and a 9m x 5m heated pool 2

500,000€

A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS AND ABOVE ALL, SAFE NEW YEAR IN 2021 TO EVERYONE!

CANILLAS DE ACEITUNO FP1080 A small one-bedroom village house in this popular village in need of

slight reform to maximize its potential

ONLY 28,000€

LONG TERM RENTAL NERJA FPR048 A two bedroom terraced house on 3 levels in central Nerja with two roof terraces offering views to the sea or mountains

675€ per month + utilities

Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362