Sentinella Axarquia June 09

The Sentinella

No 58

Axarquia Edition!

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(Just around the corner from the Thursday Market)

From the Ed..

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Boilers. Put on this Earth to stress and anger us. Just why is it that they always cause problems a) when we least expect it, b) when we have visitors or c) when we really crave a nice hot bath.

My boiler decided to pack up early in the morning, causing my entire electricity to trip out. At first I thought it was just another power cut, or a problem caused by the workers digging up the communal swimming pool for the fourth year running.

So I stuck my head outside the front door and asked the maintenance man, who seemed more interested in sweeping the remaining debris, than helping me get to the bottom of my problem. He kindly suggested that there could be a short circuit in my apartment, which was causing the entire electricity flow to cut out. I felt like telling him not to be so bloody unhelpful and come and take a look, considering he drives a white van which dons the words ‘electrician’ and ‘plumber’ (in Spanish).

Seething, I returned to my apartment and opened that little door where the electricity switches live. After a generous helping of trial and error I concluded that the failing instrument was my water boiler; that large, ugly device, hidden behind a fake cupboard door in the kitchen.

This wasn’t the first time it had caused me headaches, so I naturally despised it already. A couple of years ago it decided to empty its entire contents over my kitchen at 4am, while I was busy sleeping. I only woke up after dreaming about wetting myself. I seriously needed the loo in real life and after relieving myself continued hearing the sound of gushing water…Needless to say it was coming from the kitchen. That damn boiler.It soaked my whole towel supply, plus at least anything that stood at least two inches from my floor. What a morning!

A Taste of What’’s Inside This Month

Useless Facts..............Page Network Update...........Page Dates For Diary............Page Amazing Animals........Page Film Review..................Page Star Signs.....................Page What’s On.....................Page Information...................Page Puzzle Pages................Page Jokes............................Page

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Front cover by Katie of The Lemon Tree

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Editor - Keidi Keating - 610 976 284 Email: info@thesentinella.com Sales - Kami Knight - 664 210 468 Email: sales@thesentinella.com

Deposito Legal MA-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine.

May he rest in peace.

(Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

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Back to the here and now I tried calling a plumber. The day was Friday and they all seemed to be in weekend mode already.

“I can call by on Monday,” was the typical response.

I decided that the economic crisis in Spain couldn’t be nearly as bad as everyone was making out.

Dozens of phone calls later, and my head throbbing rapidly, a plumber with the name of Jose Luis saved the day and said he would call past on Saturday – using that word we love to hear – mañana!

A funny little chap, five foot nothing, with glasses and a cheeky grin entered my apartment equipped with more tools than a ferreteria. He deemed said boiler as ‘strange’ and unscrewed the bottom to take half of it away with him.

Now I’ve seen lime scale before, but mine contained almost a kilogram of the stuff. I didn’t go so far to drag out my scales, but it’s a valid guesstimate.

Jose Luis returned on Monday, after a whole three days without hot water, to fix the problem once and for all (I hope).

He’s here right now actually and I can hear all manner of suspicious noises coming from the kitchen. Think it’s for the best that I stay here!

And hopefully, by the time you read this, I’ll enjoy the luxury of hot baths again…

Keidi Keating x

Editor (of the original little mag)!

Strange News

New crisps could make mum a millionaire

A Derbyshire mum could become a millionaire - after coming up with the idea for Britain's favourite new crisp flavour.

Emma Rushin, 27, from Belper, came up with bacon, buttered toast, eggs and tomato - which she called Builder's Breakfast.

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She won £50,000, and one per cent of all future sales, after it won crisp makers Walkers' Do us a Flavour contest.

TV chef Heston Blumenthal chose six finalists and the flavours went on sale in January. Emma's proved the most popular.

Walkers says she'll earn £57,000 a year if they sell like BBQ crisps - but 'substantially more' if they're as popular as cheese & onion.

More than a million Brits voted for their favourite flavour in the contest, with 232,336 going for Builder's Breakfast.

Onion bhaji was second, then fish & chips, crispy duck & hoisin, cajun squirrel and chilli & chocolate.

Brit wins 'world's best job'

A British man has been appointed as the new caretaker of an Australian tropical island.

Ben Southall, 34, a charity fundraiser from Petersfield, Hampshire, emerged from a field of 35,000 applicants.

The six-month position, advertised as "the best job in the world", requires him to live on Hamilton Island, on Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.

Mr Southall was chosen from among 16 finalists "competing" for the £73,500 position. He was named as the successful candidate in a reality TV-style ceremony

by Tourism Queensland.

As well as the salary, the post of "caretaker" at Hamilton Island comes with a three-bedroom beach home, a swimming pool and golf cart.

The job description also requires Mr Southall "to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel, make friends with the locals and generally enjoy the tropical Queensland climate and lifestyle".

He will also be expected to report back to Tourism Queensland and the world via blogs, a photo diary, video updates and interviews.

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Gilly’s Fabric Warehouse

Gilly’s Fabric Workshop, based in the beautiful lakeside village of Jayena, is now a main player in the upholstery and soft furnishings industry, based in the areas of Axarquia and Granada…

Run by Gilly and husband Martyn, Gilly’s Fabric Workshop was first established some 25 years ago from Bournemouth.

The business gained a solid reputation in the local area and beyond, providing just about everything linked to upholstery and soft furnishings. From recovering patio furniture, to a complete re-upholsture of a 3-piece-suite, through to dressing a bare window with made-tomeasure curtains, Gilly’s Fabric Workshop soon gained larger and more prestigious contracts. This eventually led them to providing ideas and products for some of the trendiest bars and restaurants on the South coast of the UK. A few years back, and with the kids out the way, Gilly and Martyn made a dream come true when they moved to Spain for a more peaceful life. Gilly’s Fabric Workshop moved with them. It flourished in the Granada province and now, due to demand for their skills in made-tomeasure soft furnishings, it has also expanded into the Axarquia region.

Gilly learnt to use a sewing machine at the age of nine and since then has perfected techniques with just about every fabric under the sun, as well as becom-

ing a specialist with leather too.

Gilly and Martyn are happy to provide free quotes. Just email Gilly’s Fabric Workshop with your thoughts, ideas, pictures and plans, on: gillysfabricworkshop@hotmail.co.uk or call 660 743 468.

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BAR VIVA

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Est. 1999 ‘The Friendly Family Bar’ DRAUGHT

Sunday Roast inc. glass of wine € 9.50 Bookings recommended All Day English Breakfasts, Full Menu Open from 10am till late every day

Quiz Night every Thursday from 8:30pm with cash prizes APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month

C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 544 362

Your age by cholcolate math!

Spooky!

Work it out as you read, you may need a calculator! The Chocolate Calculator.

culator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759... If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but fewer than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50, time to get the cal-

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Apparently this is the only year (2009) that this will ever work!

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Employee Criminals

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics…?

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for assault.

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

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8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!

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New Alphabet

A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now...The New Alphabet.

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H.. High blood pressure – I'd rather it low; I.. For incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as !

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I've left behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

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EuroGlaze

Make EuroGlaze the first choice for all your glazing needs.

With over 25 years experience and the finest products money can buy, we specialise in the manufacture and installation of a variety of quality products.

Our Glass Curtain system breaks down the traditional division between exterior and interior space.

The benefits of this system include: • Use of your balcony/terrace all year round.

• Noise reduction.

• No more wind, rain, dust or dirt.

• Enjoyment of the winter sun all year round.

• Easy cleaning from inside.

• Expansion of your living area.

• Increasing the saleability of your home.

It is a unique bottom running system which can be utilised with a flush bottom track for a seamless threshold.

This stylish sliding system gives you unobstructed panoramic views while protecting you from the elements.

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Using advanced technology, innovative materials and quality stainless steel fittings, our glass curtain system is master crafted in elegant clean lines with a superb finish.

With all our Glass Curtain projects we only use 10mm toughened safety glass as standard - and we offer all our clients a 10 year guarantee.

Our product range includes: • Glass Curtains for interior or exterior separations.

• Unique flying door and locking solutions.

• Aluminium windows and doors.

• Conservatories.

Manufacturers of: • Double glazed sealed units.

• Glass Cut to size.

EuroGlaze continually rises to the challenge of producing high quality products to satisfy the most demanding customers. We have a solid and ever growing portfolio of discerning customers.

Our company is well suited for forging sound, long standing supplier relationships with all its customers, whatever their specific needs.

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BIKES, BIKES AND MORE BIKES! We are delighted to announce the addition of bikes to our hire stock

BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.

We welcome you to inspect, select & collect from our NEW SHOWROOM at LAKE VINUELA BUT PLEASE PHONE BEFOREHAND TO ARRANGE AN APPOINTMENT AS WE ARE OFTEN OUT DELIVERING.

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(Tandori or prawns are extra) 3 courses €5.95 with vegetable curry €6.95 with meat / prawn curry

then a main course with rice

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Vista La Maroma B&B Good rates

Small B&B in the heart of La Vinuela village

2 x guest terraces and dipping pool Group bookings available: All 4 rooms can be booked sleeping up to 10 guests.

Price on application)

En-suite rooms, all with air conditioning, sat tv and mini-bar.

Separate guest sitting room and dining room

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Open Mon - Fri 10am - 5pm (No Siesta) Sat - 10am - 2pm Late Night Appointments available Salon situated under La Maroma Inmobiliaria Puente don Manuel ***HOURS AVAILABLE IN BEAUTY ROOM TO RENT***

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Parties catered for Birthdays, Anniversaries, etc.

Open days:

Tuesdays, Thursdays & Saturdays 10.30am til Sunset

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Buy, Buy, Buy!!

Stock Market Report

Helium was up, feathers were down.

Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated.

And batteries exploded in a an attempt to recharge the market.

I bet your clearer now

Roast Dinner

Fancy a Roast Dinner? Look no further! Where to get your Roast on the Coast and Inland this summer.

Bar Atila - Puente don Manuel Tel: 685 552 529 Cornish Pride - Torre del Mar Tel: 609 108 759

Crumbles - Torre del Mar Tel: 635 080 095 or 618 640 086 Tiffanys - Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 494 325 Viva Bar - Torre del Mar Tel: 952 544 362

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Useless Facts

The highest wind speed ever recorded on Earth was 231 miles per hour.

One terabyte (1000 gigabytes) is equivalent to storing a stack of documents that is that more than 16 times the height of New York’s Empire State Building.

People who are snoring are not dream-

ing.

Pepsi was the first foreign product sold in the USSR (Russia). In exchange, vodka was sold in the west.

Bamboo can grow up to 36 inches in a day.

85 per cent of men who die of heartaches during intercourse are found to have been cheating on their wives.

There are more than 20,000 brands of

The only letter not appearing on the

The longest hole on a golf course is the sixth hole at the Koolan Island Course in Australia. The hole measures 860 yards.

the CRAY Y-MP C90 supercomputer. It has two gigabytes of central memory and 16 parallel central processor units.

beer.

You can only tell the gender of a Macaw through an operation. They lack exterior genitals.

George W Bush was a cheerleader.

Barbie’s boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.

McDonald stores in Israel are the only

ones in the world not to sell cheeseburgers.

A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.

Poligono la Panoleta C/Juan Gris No 5 29700 Velez Malaga Tel: 952 501 543 20

Periodic Table is the letter “J”.

The fastest computer in the world is

100 years ago: The first virus was found in both plants and animals.

Hot water is heavier than cold.

Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook. Funny that it’s mainly men that suffer from that one!

There are 4,300 known species of ladybugs in the world

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets in our solar system combined

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather

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€SCAP€ THE CREDIT CRUNCH It’s so simple, No experience required

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Cocktails

Now the weather’s taken a turn for the better, why not fish out your cocktail shaker, as we look at the Us and Vs of the cocktail world…

Union Square – 2oz New Amsterdam Gin, 2 strawberries, sprig of basil, 1/2oz fresh lime juice, 1/2oz fresh lemon juice, 1oz agave nectar, 1/2 strawberry for garnish

US of A Rocks – 2oz Skyy Infusions Passion Fruit Vodka, 1/2oz peach schnapps, 2oz orange juice, 1oz freshly squeezed lemon juice, 1oz simple syrup, peach slice for garnish

Vampire – 1 1/2oz vodka, 1/2oz black raspberry liqueur, cranberry juice

Vanilla Rose – 2oz rosemary-infused vodka, 3/4oz dry vermouth, lavender simple syrup, half of a vanilla bean

Velvet Hammer – 2oz Cointreau, 2oz Tia Maria, 2oz half and half

Vertigo – 1/2oz lemon juice, ginger ale, 2oz Averna liqueur, lime wedge for garnish

Very Berry Cosmo – 2oz Van Gogh Acai-Blueberry Vodka, 1/2oz Chambord, 1/2oz triple sec, 1/2oz cranberry juice, fresh blueberries for garnish Victoria’s Secret – 2oz crème de fraises, 1oz citrus vodka, 1oz lemon juice

Virgin Mary (non-alcoholic) – 3oz tomato juice, 1/2oz lemon juice, 1 dash of Worcestershire sauce, celery salt, ground pepper, hot pepper or Tabasco sauce, celery stalk for garnish, pickle garnish for garnish (optional)

Vodka Lemon Sorbet – 1/2 cup vodka, 1 1/2 cup sugar, 3 cups water, grated lemon zest, 3 1/2 Tbsp freshly squeezed lemon juice

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Handy Tips

Mums.

After your kids have mastered writing with Alphabetti, buy a tin of the normal stuff so they can practise joined up writing.

Small dog owners.

Too lazy to take the little fellow out for a walk? Simply place him on a record player turntable and tie his lead to the arm. Set it away at 33rpm for a gentle walk, 45rpm for a brisk stroll and 78rpm for a fast sprint.

Pizza Eaters.

When having a pizza delivered, call the shop back after it has arrived and tell them that they delivered the wrong one.

Minutes later another pizza will arrive.

They will not ask for the old pizza back because they don’t know what you have done to it. Hey presto! Two pizzas for the

price of one.

Mums and Dads.

A small amount of cement added to your kid’s sandcastle will ensure that his/her hard work is not spoiled when the tide comes in.

Drink Drivers.

Drink as much as you like on long haul flights and don’t worry about being over the limit when you drive home from the airport – the time difference takes care of that.

Gardeners.

Save time mowing your lawn by using a strimmer. Simply pull the cord out to about 15 feet in length, start the strimmer and jump out the way, but in time with the cord. This creates a 30 foot diameter lawn in seconds (works best with round lawns).

Feeling The Recession?

Visit the Financial Clinic at Trapiche Market on: 9th June

Independent Consultants Available to advise on a whole range of financial issues.

C o v e r i n g : *Pensions & Investments *Mortgages & Insurance*Equity Release *Banking Products & Services *Residencia and Spanish Tax

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Network Update

To advertise in The Sentinella call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com A warm welcome to our newest The Sentinella to hit the streets of Torrevieja!

The Sentinella Torrevieja launched on the 1st of June, just in time for the summer season. Editors, Ryan and Asma, moved to the area just two months ago, and they worked hard to get the first issue off the ground. They look forward to growing their magazine in the months to come.

Anyone interested in advertising in The Sentinella Torrevieja should email: torrevieja@thesentinella.com to request rates and available space.

There are still opportunities for YOU to launch The Sentinella in any of the following areas; Gibraltar, Cadiz, Granada, Roquetas del Mar, Murcia, Alicante, Benidorm, Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, Ibiza, Zaragosa, the Balearics, or the Ca-

nary Islands. For further info. on costs and income streams email Keidi – info@thesentinella.com We are pleased to announce that www.Sentinella-Homes.com has received a face lift and now includes Spain specific pages, making property searches far easier and a great deal more user-friendly.

We continue to bring you more Sentinella news and updates as they unfold

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Dates for the Diary

Country Farmers market Every Tuesday between 10am and 2pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Dale 600 783 870

Every Tuesday Quiz night Bar Triana, Triana. call: 618 373 316

Archery, Skittles and Petanque. Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Vinuela area Call: 618 496 269 Every Wednesday Quiz Night Tiffanys, Puente don Manuel. Call: 952 494 325

Every Wednesday Evening Modern Jive Dancing.

Held at Restaurant Horto Malaga, on the main N340 road, Torrox Costa. Starts 8.30pm. Modern Jive dancing with tuition. Open to single men, women or couples. Tel: Jacqueline 658 729 274

Every Thursday Evening Dovestones Trio.

Vocal Jazz and Pop, 11.00pm in “SABOA�, Torre del Mar (opposite the tram station), Call 627 398 511 for details.

Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar, Quiz night from 8.30pm with cash prizes. APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month.

Call 952 544 362

Every Friday Chiringuito Antonio Market, Call: Dale 600 783 870

Every Saturday Colmenar Market, Hotel Arco del Sol, Colmenar 10am 2pm Call: 625 914 427 / 665 475 270

Car boot sale 1st Sunday of every month. Restaurant el Pantano. Call: Spanish 619 471 301 or English 669 600 419

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Every 2nd Sunday Evening Morenos Bar, Jammin night from 7pm, Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel.

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Del Boy’s Dodgers

Continuing our feature on certain businesses that The Sentinella no longer have any association with.

Seniors Capital

Take this as you wish as we don’t want any lawsuits now do we!!

Readers Writes

And on the flip side....

Dear Editor,

I am very pleased to say that I recently used the services of Axces Property Direct, an advertiser from The Sentinella Axarquia, and I would like to say that the service provided was excellent, Michelle, the proprietor, arrived at the house and spent about two hours taking measurements and photographs. The advertising on the internet, together with a link to take you on a virtual tour, is absolutely first class and all at a very reasonable price. Far better than expected.

Yours, David White See Axces property’s advert on page 34

If have something nice to say about one of our advertisers, then please don’t hesitate to drop us an email. We would be delighted to share it with our readers

Random Joke

Heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee tthhiinngg ooffff.

----------------------------------------------------On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

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Parents Lesson

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine..

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the term and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

“Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In

order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent Press 1.

To make excuses for why your child did not do his or her work. Press 2.

To complain about what we do. Press 3.

To swear at staff members. Press 4.

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you. Press 5.

If you want us to raise your child. Press 6.

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone. Press 7.

To request another teacher for the third time this year. Press 8.

To complain about bus transportation.

Press 9.

To complain about school lunches.

Press 0.

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If you realise this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, home work, and that it’s not the teachers fault for your child’s lack of effort hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in Urdu, move to a country that speaks it!

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Beginners Portrait Drawing (Presented by Top International Portrait Painter) Heather Gail Harman b.a hons in Association with Conte a Paris

Begins on Wednesday 10th June (Continues approx once a month thereafter)

10.30am - 4pm Puente don Manuel For further details contact Heather: Tel: 952 115 366 Mob: 628 306 371

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B a r Tr i a n a English Breakfast, hot and cold snacks

served daily 8am - 2.30pm Pool table, dartboard, terrace.

Quiz night Tues 8.30pm start Sunday lunch last Sunday of every month.

Curry nights, paella and barbeques.

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BAR RESTAURANT

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TEL: 679 249 868

Experienced Psychic Medium

Terence Seaton & J Daniel

40€ a sitting

Eng. Tel: 664 459 868

Call Marian on:

690 85 4 336

Renovations & Refurbishments Professional Builders with over g 20 years experiencePainti ng ilin

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El e g ctri bin ci t y m Pl u Free advice / no obligations www.jdanielconstrucciones.com

VIL LA LOOK ING SHABB Y?

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Exteriors/Interiors, Rejas & Garden Walls My team can help.

Phone Nick in Vinuela

TONY’S POKERS TOOL HIRE

MIXERS

All types of tools Chainsaw Sharpening Service

New Location Alcaucin

For more details call: 951 167 093 693 505 272 693 286 625

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Cancer Care Hospice needs quality furniture in good saleable condition (sofas, beds, dining tables/chairs, bookshelves, dressers, armchairs etc etc) anything you don't need, or surplus to requirements, PLEASE don't dump, just ring Tony on... 661 826 654 or 638 108 564. Anything you give, helps us to raise much needed funds for our Cancer Hospice in Benalmadena.

Swine Flu funny pics

Funny Pics

And we all know who gave it to him!

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Don’t know what the fuss is about!!

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IKEA

Collection & Assembly

Complete Kitchens & Bedrooms or just a small Chest of Drawers.

Curtains & Soft Furnishings, Picture hanging & more NO JOB TOO SMALL For quotes phone Christine or Paul on:

952 030 025 / 958 360 333 648 196 282

aariviss technologies

aariviss technologies are based in the Velez Malaga / Torre Del Mar area of La Axarquia, in Andalucia.

We specialise in the following areas: Web Design (wor ldwide) W PC Help, Advice and Tuition Infor mation Security Call us on 0034 (for Spain) 686 412 877.

Alternatively, e-mail us on info@aariviss.com, or go to our website at www.aariviss.com

English Dental Technician Over 20 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640

DENTIST Dr Bakri

Dentures Implants & Dental Cosmetics Free check up for The Sentinella readers

Algarrobo Costa Torrox Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21 Tel: 952 53 20 12

Emergencies: 678 974 892

TONY PHILLIPS

Van & trailers.

Light haulage, removals up to 25m3, car & boat transport.

Vinuela based, 25 years experience.

Local or anywhere in Europe.

Regular Spain-UK-Spain trips.

Phone 636 844 209 E-mail: hazeltony@live.co.uk

PALM TREES FOR SALE Very Cheap, but you must dig up what you want and transport home.

All sizes from 10 euros 952 03 06 79 FINCA DOS MUNDOS KM.7 OLD ROAD

TRAPICHE TO VINUELA

House & Shop Clearances We specialise in Clearances Household, Shops & Bars All items considered for purchase Very fair prices paid Fast & friendly service Removals undertaken Gold also purchased WE WILL NOT WASTE YOUR TIME

Tel: 628 814 299

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Amazing Animals

Summer is always met with an outbreak of jellyfish (medusa) along the Spanish coast, so what better sea creature to explore in the month of June. Just mind out for that sting!

Jellyfishes

are made up of more than 95% water. Their bodies are soft and lack a skeletal structure or outer shell.

They are delicate and easily damaged.

Jellyfishes require water to help support their body and if removed from their aquatic surroundings, they collapse and die.

A

jellyfish has a simple digestive system with only one opening. A jellyfish takes food in through its mouth which is located on the underside if its belly.

Waste material is passed out through the mouth.

To move forward, jellyfishes take water into their muscular bell and then squirt it out behind them, creating a jet of water that propels the jelly forward. In addition to this form of movement, jellies also drift on water currents to move.

A group of jellyfish is called a 'smack'.

Jellyfish feed on small protozoa, large metazoa and other small fish in the sea.

They generally trap these in their tentacles. Some jellyfish do not have tentacles at all.

tify potential prey.

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jellyfishes' body consists of three layers. The outer layer is called the epidermis, the inner layer which lines the gastrovascular cavity is called the gastrodermis, and the middle layer consists of a thick substance called the mesoglea.

The

size and colour of jellyfish differ from species to species. While some species are almost transparent, some species have vivid colours like red, purple, blue and pink. While some jellyfish are only a few centimetres wide and have no tentacles, the largest known species of jellyfish can grow up to 8 feet wide with tentacles of more than 120 feet in length.

The largest known species of jellyfish that has been found anywhere in the marine waters of the world is the Lion's Mane Jellyfish or Cyanea Capillata.

They are known to roam the frigid cold waters of the Artic Sea, the North Atlantic Sea and the northern Pacific Ocean. The largest amongst the species are only found at the very top of the northern hemisphere, and nowhere below 42 degree N latitude. Some of the smaller jellyfish of the species have been found around Australia and New Zealand.

Jellyfish

are generally not dangerous to humankind. However, some jellyfish can be very toxic, and cause deaths in humans. A jellyfish sting is extremely painful and can also cause various allergies in humans.

Jellyfishes have no brain, no blood, and no nervous system. Their senses are primitive and consist of a neural net, eye spots that can sense light from dark, and chemosensory pits that help them iden-

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Book Review

How to Sell Your Spanish Property in a Crisis. By Nick Snelling

It’s the same story for most of us expats right now, isn’t it? We bought a villa, apartment, or townhouse in the centre of the Spanish property explosion, when the Euro/Stirling exchange rate was at its best and we settled down excitedly to a new life in the sun. But then things started to change. The pound weakened substantially against the Euro, tourism plummeted, the credit crunch reared its ugly head and the bottom fell out of the Spanish property market. Combined, these three elements whipped up quite a stink and now it’s not so easy to shift our lovely properties. What makes matters ten times worse is that many of us have had to return to the UK for income / employment reasons, with the sale left in the hands of numerous estate agents.

If you’re in this boat, or in a similar one, then Nick’s book is a must!

He offers clear and practical guidance on gripping the steering wheel of your property sale and revealing which way to turn it.

His book contains 64 Golden Rules to selling your property in the current climate and reams of checklists to simplify the steps.

Amongst other topics he discusses advertising, legal necessities, dealing with estate agents and preparing your property for sale.

There are also some figures and charts to study, plus Nick’s ‘boom to bust’ story and when he believes it will recover.

To buy Nick’s book and take a giant leap to shifting your property, simply log on to: www.sellyourspanishpropertyinacrisis.com

P EOPLE C ARE If you need help with: *Cleaning *Ironing

*Shopping Trips or Personal Hygiene

THEN WE CAN HELP References available.

Ca ll D enise o r Da ve on: 65 722 7 764

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Tel: 693 933 945 Pedicure at

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Pedicurist Margot - specialises in the treatment of diabetes and rheumatism of the foot - also nail art Tel: 608 858 983 6 Plaza de la Ermita, ARENAS (15 mins from Velez Malaga) We speak English, Dutch, Spanish and German

JCB & DRIVER

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Reasons to Advertise

Don’t be the one to miss out on some potential business during these tough times.

1. Customers Forget.

We the customers forget without constant reminders. Each day a customer doesn’t hear about your company is one more day they start hearing about your competitor.

2. Name Recognition.

When a customer thinks of a product who do you want them to think of? It’s pretty hard for them to immediately think of you if they don’t see your name anywhere.

3. People often take their time when buying.

I often use a laptop when I travel and the time is coming for a new one. So I’ll be shopping for that. Am I going to buy it tomorrow? Probably not. I’ll start looking out for the ads, studying the available brands and assembling the features I need. I might not make the purchase for several months but when I do I will probably have a dealer in mind and they will get a shot at my business.

4. Customers move.

Studies show that 25% of your customers will move each year.

5. A portion of the market is always shopping.

Did you notice the tyre ads in the paper today? If you need tyres you probably did. If not you probably didn’t give them a second glance. Not everyone is your customer every day. But each and every day there is a portion of the population that is looking for your product. And you need to be there when they are ready to start looking for that product.

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Companies willing to raise their voices and continue advertising their wares in a depressed economy “will not only consolidate their existing position but will likely achieve a degree of dominance when the marketplace makes its inevitable recovery.”

While consumers may stop buying during a recession, it doesn’t mean they stop listening. But if you keep your cool and maintain your advertising presence, when your competitors withdraw their voices from the market place your voice will be heard all the louder.

To advertise in The Sentinella Axarquia call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com The deadline for the June edition is Friday 15th May. Keep your name out there for as little as 5€ a month. Think about it!!

Fantastic Business Opportunity

Be part of a massive Global Company

This will be the next level in telecommunications The Best thing since the colour TV Call now for more information

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Why Walk?

The importance of walking, my kind of thinking!

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85-years-old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 7,000€ per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400€. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave I look just fine.

Moveable Feasts

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SKY INSTALLED from €350 Includes all BBC, ITV, CH4 & CH5 DISH ONLY FITS 1.2m €250, 1.3m €300 Spanish, German also installed Service calls, realignment, relocation, etc, from €50 Call Paul 669 943 452 Velez Malaga All areas covered Coming soon FREESAT Recordable Boxes

D ave THE Di gger *Mini Diggers/Bob Cats/JCB *Self-drive or with qualified English/Spanish drivers FREE delivery & collection Vinuela area Phone for best prices

M ob : 66 5 18 5 574 Hom e: 95 2 03 0 383

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A professional service for all your electrical needs *Illuminate your outside spaces with garden lighting *Electrical repairs and installations for the home *Commercial and industrial work undertaken Call for a free quote Dave 616 681 567 Steve 657 048 833

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D RE AM O F E DE N GA R D E N I N G S E R V I C E S

General Maintenance “Water Systems” Fencing Hard and Soft Landscaping

Contact: Don Brown “The Sentinella’s Gardener” 30 Years Experience Phone: 685 584 829 dreamofeden@yahoo.com

Ever thought about growing your own produce? Don talks all about renting an allotment...

tuce to name a few.

We also installed a drip watering system. Normally you would plan what to grow, but this late in the year we will grow whatever is available. Next year we will grow most of our plants from seed, which will give us a greater choice. If anyone is interested in renting a plot Jose would be more than happy to hear from you.

Now June is here it is unlikely we will encounter rain for a few months so it’s important that we water on a regular basis, especially new plantings of trees and shrubs. You will still have three or four weeks to plant new shrubs, but after the end of June I suggest you wait until the autumn. The exception to this rule are the planting of succulents, cacti and palms, but they will require regular watering throughout the summer.

Jose has an advert in the business directory in the back of The Sentinella this month, or you can call me (Don) and I´ll be more than happy to pass you his number. Or you can E.mail me at dreamofeden@yahoo.com

Gardening Time

Last month I saw an advert in The Sentinella for the rental of allotments close

to the centre of Velez-Malaga. Having owned an allotment in England I rang Jose and arranged to meet him and have a look. When we arrived I met his wife, Alice and their two-year-old son, Samuel. Samuel took charge and gave us a tour of the site, pointing out various points of interest, including chickens, baby goats and green tomatoes. After the tour I was so impressed I decided to take a plot on. Samuel could have a good career in the future as an estate agent.

All the plots are 10 x 5m and have their own water supply, plus there’s a toilet on site. As in England, many of the plot holders have built tool sheds of various shapes and sizes, the odd barbeque and a few of them keep chickens and ducks.

A week later, Paul, who is sharing the plot with me, purchased various plantlets from nearby Hermanos Jeromo and we planted out courgettes, tomatoes, peppers, melons, onions and let-

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Will keep you posted as to how the allotment goes... Until next month!

See main advert above.

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BBQ Rules

We are about to enter the BBQ season.

Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part: 5) The man places the meat on the grill.

More routine...

6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: 8) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all: 11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Spanish Services for Expats If you need help with translations, dealing with the Spanish system, locating and negotiating with tradesmen, improving your spanish, visits to the town hall, hospital, etc.

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Carousel

Secondhand Furniture Shop

Open Mon - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Saturday - 9.30am - 1pm

Book exchange available Now on ground floor! “ Ho u s e C l ea r a n ce s ”

Call Gilly on: 630 211 907

La Vinuela Pueblo (Down steps at side of Bank)

The English Rose “KATIE”

Female Vocalist For All Occasions Disco & Karaoke Music to suit all ages from 40’s - 00’s Tel: Home: 951 167 998 Mob: 618 587 146 / 628 236 661 Email: bazandkatie@live.co.uk H AVNG

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BEM idiomas

Are you one of those people who, back in January, told everyone your New Year's Resolution would be to learn Spanish? Are you one of those people who still, now in June, haven't even started that resolution?

Well don't give up just yet! Even if you start now, you still have seven months and that is better then never at all!

I am progressing slowly and steadily and I am determined not to give up. My ultimate goal is to have a better way of life here in Spain. Now just imagine, wouldn't it be nice to be able to chat to Spanish people when you are out and about, just like we do with English people. We would no longer endure that constant worry, of will they understand me, or will I understand them! How great would be to speak Spanish to your children who are fluent at 4-years-old?! Well, with a little effort, attending Spanish lessons is a start. So why not give BEM idiomas a call in Velez Malaga?

Whether you're interested in one-to-one lessons, group sessions, intensive courses, or just a refresher course,

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Viviane will be sure to accommodate you.

With the summer approaching fast BEM idiomas are offering 'Summer Intensive Courses'. Many of you may have some spare time on your hands. Their recommendation is one or two hours a day for a period of four weeks. This is a very good way to refresh your Spanish if you have been out of practise for a while. It's also a good opportunity for those who want to move to a higher level. And as always there's a special price during the months of July and August.

A 20 hour course lasts two or four weeks depending on your time schedule, and it is currently just 80€ - usual price, 120€.

They're also offering a 'Family Price' for husbands, wives, partners, mum's and dad's etc.. for 74€.

The summer courses begin in June, so anyone interested in keeping themselves busy this summer, call 952 54 92 33. It will be necessary to complete a level test and you will then be booked in to suit your personal level.

A 20€ deposit is necessary to reserve your space for the intensive/family courses, and the balance must be paid during the first week of your course.

So go on! Make the most of your spare time with something that will benefit you.

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El Salmon

Last month many of you, well 30 of you in fact, enjoyed a free meal at El Salmon restaurant in Torre del Mar.

Again, some of you missed out on this fantastic offer because you weren't quick enough to email me.

Well, you will be pleased to know that here at The Sentinella we have once again managed to reserve another 30 free Menu del Dia meals, when accompanied with another paying diner.

To be one of the lucky 30 email me today: sales@thesentinella.com The same procedure applies as before, but this time the free meal must be eaten in the month of June, so don’t delay in contacting me.

Below you will find a lovely poem and a comment, written by customers who won a free meal last month and were obviously very happy.

We picked up The Sentinella A Great Little Mag we agree And what did we find on the front page?..

A chance.....'Win a Meal for Free' So we hastily sent off our email And soon were delighted to hear That 'Yes' we had won a free meal Tho' we'd have to buy our own beer!!

On Friday we sent to El Salmon And enjoyed our superb 3 course lunch Time ARE hard, but there ARE still great offers....

To be had during this CREDIT CRUNCH!!

Thank you Sentinella and El Salmon.

John and Anne Nash, Iznate ---------------------We took the opportunity of using our 'voucher' yesterday with our friends who did the same. A wonderful meal, don't know why we don't visit El Slamon more often............

Thank you Sentinella, for the chance to have such an enjoyable lunch.

Jan Silsbury

MONTESSORI NURSERY Play Scheme 22nd June to 14th August Ages 3 to 8 yrs - Monday to Friday 10am to 2pm Lots of activities!

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Treatment for Corns, Veruccas & hard skin etc... Also Manicures, Pedicures Mon-Sat 9.30 - 14.00,17.00 - 21.00 Now doing Home Visits

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Book review

We arrived in Malaga at 6pm. By the time we had collected our luggage and found the hire car office, it was past 8pm. There was a long queue in the office, with many customers complaining about this and that.

When we got to the front, it was gone 9pm, the charges were higher than we’d been told and the car we’d requested, with a roof rack, was not available. All in all, a lot of hassle and we were happy to pull out of the car park at 10pm.

Driving along the motorway, both tired and hungry, I casually turned to Jan. ‘Did you put my big red rucksack in the car?’

‘No,’ she said, then suddenly let out a scream, ‘My handbag!’

In a sickening moment, we realised we had left the rucksack and the handbag, which contained our banker’s draft, credit cards, cash wallet, villa purchase documents, English house keys in the car hire office. We could not get to the

next exit of the motorway fast enough.

All sorts of thoughts ran through ourheads, I knew Jan was going completely doolally and I was not doing a rain dance either.

Would the car hire office be open when we got back? We couldn’t even phone them because the mobile phones were in Jan’s handbag too.

Our life savings and dream villa seemed a long way away in those long, tense moments. At the car hire office, Jan was out of the car before I’d even put the hand brake on. And there it all was, still on the pavement, next to where our car had been parked. We were so happy that we forgot to discuss who was to blame.

We reached our hotel in Caleta at 1am, had dinner and wine and fell into bed happy to have escaped the disaster of a lifetime.

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Todays Lesson!

Daddy’s car in the woods!

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'

Children always tell the truth!

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Patricia Winspear MEd. BA. DipEd. Albert Vickers UK trained counsellor

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COLONIC IRRIGATION A HEALTHY MOVE

Cleaning of the Colon A detox Enjoy: clearer skin, increased energy, weight loss, mental clarity and more...

Call Eileen: 951 167 238 or 609 811 879 (near Hotel Vinuela)

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Expats

Expatriate Advisory Services Celebrating 20 years of supporting expatriates in Spain.

This year we are celebrating the Company's 20th anniversary in providing quality support for foreign residents and visitors to the Costa del Sol. Our family run business spans three generations and brings a wealth of expatriate experience to solve our clients problems. All members of our team are bilingual and equipped to give advice, solve problems and provide 'Peace of Mind in Spain'.

From the moment a client arrives in Spain our 'one-stop' office is designed to offer all of the services required, whether for renting, buying, working, setting up a business or simply taking a holiday.

For further information call 952 540 611 or email: info@expat-spain.com See main advert on page 30

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Residencial Costa del Oro Bloque 9 - local 9 Tel: 952 53 46 37 Torrox Costa

PPP

We are a small property management business based in the beautiful village of Colmenar, in the heart of the Axarquia region of Andalucia.

We are 25 minutes drive from Malaga and 40 minutes drive from Granada airport. All our current clients have found properties in and around this wonderful area.

Over the last six years we have built up a good reputation with our clients and guests. We take pride in giving all our property owners peace of mind, knowing that their home and guests are in safe hands. Our services are tailor-made for our customers to give a top level of maintenance and care for their property, pool and people. Hence the business name of PPP! I am on call for any advice that I can give to both owners and guests, from places to visit, local restaurants, shopping, and anything else. For property owners I can help and recommend reliable builders, electricians and other tradesmen for work that might need undertaking. I currently look after a number of swimming pools and offer an all year round service to ensure that your pool is kept in top condition. I can provide all your pool chemicals at a reasonable price or I'm just available to give free advice should you require my help.

I can provide references if required or examples of projects that I have overseen, together with photos of the houses, pools and properties that we currently care for. I have testimonials from holiday makers, who have written to say how much they appreciated the level of service and care that we provided, making their holiday even more enjoyable.

Call Ron on 637 995 088, email: ppp247@hotmail.co.uk or see main advert on page 52

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Extensive publicity in every issue of The Sentinella, covering all areas from Torrevieja through to San Roque... Seen by over 80,000 readers each month!

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€ one off Private sellers - Sell your property commission free! Just a 150€ payment guarantees your property is advertised with up to 10 photos until it’s sold!

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Dive into our pool of holiday and investment homes for sale across the Costas!

Open

Wednesday - Saturday 16.00 - 23.00 Sunday

13.00 - 16.00

Sunday Lunch

For the month of June

every Sunday 3 Course Meal

fixed price menu 15 euros per person 1pm - 4pm

Summer Cocktail on arrival booking essential

Tel: 635 782 073

Starters

Big bang chicken wings and Sticky ribs

Prime and local, slowly roasted and smothered with our spicy sauce

Rich chicken liver paté

Our special recipe liver pate served with ciabatta and a marmalade & port jelly

Summer Broth Light and seasonal

Mains

served with today’s vegetables and potatoes

Atlantic grilled salmon

From the grill & served with a grilled lemon and a cracked black pepper butter

Supreme of chicken balmoral

Poached chicken fillet sautéed in butter, finished in a rich drambuie sauce

Lemon Tree Salad

A classic salad topped with chicken strips if you wish

Dessert

Marshmallow & Fudge Brownie Kebabs

Just that little bit different

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If you are looking for horse riding in Nerja, look no further Horsin’ Around Horsin’ Around

Located on the picturesque Rio Seco ll in Nerja and consisting of 3 very large outside paddocks, 5 stallion size indoor stables, a dressage size sand school, separate wash area, quarantine corral and children’s play area. We also have a bar area, toilet and shower facilities.

Horsin’ Around

Has a pony club on Saturday & Sunday mornings for children between the ages of 6 & 14. The lessons are not only educational about caring for horses, learning how to tack up, but also how to ride safely and confidently, whilst having fun. Parents are welcome to come, watch and enjoy the beautiful surroundings.

(Discounts are available for regular bookings).

Offers riding lessons for all levels, from Horsin’ Around complete beginners to experienced riders Also offers a full range of livery services from and tailoring rides to suit individual needs.

DIY through to a full service. Our experience We can also cater for families or groups of has shown that each owner has different friends. (For groups of six or more, advanced needs and more to the point their horses have notice isrequired). A one hour lession is 25€ different needs. We aim to provide the correct (one to one). service which is individually tailored for you & Discounts are available for regular bookings. your horse.

Whatever your needs, we can accomodate you and your horse For further information please call Claire on 629 880 480 or visit our web site at www.horsinaround4u.com

HOW SA YOUR W IF YOU LIVE IN ANDALUCIA, ANalysts HAVE SHOWN THAT 95% OF TESTED HOMES HAVE CONTAMINATED WATER. WHEN MADE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM THE NORMAL REACTION IS WE DON’T DRINK THE WATER, WE USE BOTTLED WATER. Our analysing chemist says this is all very well however, people don’t realise that the use of water for showering, washing up, washing salads and cleaning teeth can also lead to bacterial contamination. A problem that can be much more serious for the young and elderly.

HERE AT AGUAS ZAGO WE HAVE THE ENVIROnmENTALlY FRIENDLY SOLUTION

Our ultra violet water disinfection system is guaranteed to kill 99% of all bacteria in the whole dwelling, ensuring safe drinking water without the use of dangerous chemicals and bad taste. As our system uses a natural component of the sun’s rays it is totally environmentally friendly and all our units are installed by our professional engineers.

We use only quality made English products, the only unit approved by the water regulations advisory scheme in England.

No moving parts and low maintenance.

AFE IS WATER? Ultra Violet Sterilisation Systems Ultra Violet water treatment is used to kill bacteria in water. It has always been associated with ensuring safe drinking water from well, spring and borehole supplies though, with increasing legislation, use within food and drink related industries is becoming more common.

UV treatment is one of the safest ways to disinfect water as the rays are a natural component of sunlight. No chemicals are added so there is no danger from overdosing or creating a bad taste. If your household water is from a ‘private’ water supply and you want to be confident of its safety or you are aware of a problem with bacteria in your water, an Ultra Violet Sterilisation System is the perfect solution.

All our UV systems are stainless steel and are WRAS (Water Regulations Advisory Scheme) approved, Certificate no. 0801091.

AGUAs ZAGO FOR YOUR WATER SOLUTIONS

The approximate cost supplied and installed for a 2/3 bedroom house is as little as 700€ depending on site survey.

For a free survey, friendly advice and initial water analysis, please contact us; R icha rd: 657 353 488 A lb e r to : 6 5 0 9 4 3 7 1 3 email : s al es@a gu as zag o. com we bsit e: www. ag ua sza go. co m

all about beauty hair - cosmetic - make up the first make over shop

TORRE DEL MAR C/ Infantes 23 Tel. 952 967 968 www.allaboutbeauty.eu

A xarverde

A rtificial Grass and Playground Equipment

Call: 619 317 211

www.axarverde.com Come and find us at the Saturday Market, Colmenar

Specials in Paella, Prawn pil pil & Sardines Open 11am - 11pm (Closed Tues & Sun evenings)

Edf. Asuncion, 7 Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 10 51

A Professional company with friendly helpful advice

A long term cure for all your internal and external damp problems

No more annual external painting Cures for areas where running stream water etc is a problem

The ultimate timber treatment including: woodworm, dry & wet rot killers

All work is guaranteed and carried out by our fully trained technicians to a professionally high standard Free initial survey by Keith who is a well established surveyor with many years experience in solving damp problems & will provide free quotations to homeowners without obligation Unique U.K Supplied products

Call: 666 991 041 Sole proprietor Keith Bartley

10% OFF

All pies, cakes & pastries and 10% off your Total Bill in Nibbles Valid on 12th and 19th June until 2pm

Only with this advert

Clinica Casa Blanca

Urb. Jardines del Mar, Blq C3 - Torrox Costa (near Garden Centre 1km direction, Nerja)

Do you suffer from back problems, pain in neck or shoulders, tightness in muscles, joint discomfort, migraine or internal ailments?

The BOWEN TECHNIQUE is gentle and works on the whole body for inflammation, illness and pain.

The treatment is safe and appropriate for everyone, from newborn babies to the frail and elderly.We also offer massage, lymphatic drainage and other treatments.

Tel: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673 (also home visits) Ask about gift vouchers

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M ake sure you make the right move & turn right at Venta Baja crossroads to Arkwrights Aladdin’s Cave!

(Nicknamed by all who visit us).

Our June Offer is Jacksons Bread 1.45€ & Cravendale Milk 1.80€ In our gift shop the Thane Direct Total Vibes is on sale for 300€.

ARKWRIGHTS LAUNCHED AT THEIR 4th ANNIVERSARY PARTY THE CUSTOMER LOYALTY CARD. Every time you spend 15€ in either or both shops combined you will receive a stamp, this can be used towards 10% off purchases of your choice when you manage to fill a column, this can be used in either shop or joint purchases of the two in one visit, so if you are saving for something special like one of the Thane Direct products you could always leave a deposit and then use your 10% when you reach a column.

95 11 67 289 95 11 67 674

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Thane Direct products are selling extremely well, we are getting lots of good feedback from the things sold so far!

The Flavorwave Oven is the only one of its kind to cook from frozen, it cooks chips with a minimum amount of oil, so don’t be fooled by cheaper alternatives who claim to do the same!

We cannot keep up with sales of the steam mop, this again in time will save you money and also help to save the planet, it uses no chemicals and we have four on order already as recommendations from customers who have purchased!

ANOTHER NEW EVENT AT ARKWRIGHTS IS THE LATE NIGHT OPENING ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS WE ARE OPENING UNTIL 10PM IN THE EVENING, IF THIS CONTINUES TO BE POPULAR WE MAY EXTEND THIS TO OTHER EVENINGS. YOUR FEEDBACK ON THIS WOULD BE MOST WELCOME, IN FACT WE ARE ALWAYS OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. LOOK OUT FOR OUR INDEPENDANCE DAY CELEBRATIONS!!

Cool for Cats

Buy a Kitten for 850 euros and we’ll fit a Panasonic CSRE12HKE Inverter Unit for FREE* (cheaper kittens available on request)

Esola Sistemas Air Conditioning and Solar solutions. www.esola.es.

Tel: Torre del Mar 616 119 007. *subject to availability, while stocks last

WE OFFER MOBILE WORLD WIDE CALLS AT AMAZING PRICES

The following prices include a connection charge on the 1st minute D OE S Y O U R SE P T IC TA N K N EE D C L E A N I N G ?

Call us and we will come & empty your septic tank.

(Certified)

CONSTRUCTIONS & RENOVATIONS

652 65 60 66 Competa, Malaga

E-mail: construccionesschmid@hotmail.com

For a complete list of all our World Wide Rates email: irene@thelowcostcallcompany.com

PAY AS YOU GO or CONTRACT Rates just 5 cents per minute to other Low Cost Call users Same day sign up and immediate activation available

Tired of Juggling?

Part Time work for Full Time Income!

The fastest growing international company in the Health & Wellness sector is now seeking to establish a team of 5 key people in the Axarquia region.

Honesty, self-motivation and reliability essential. Full training, high income potential and profit share for the right person.

Contact Miriam Bowen by e-mail:

miriam.bowen@soaringteam.com

Our prices are valid 24 hours per day, 365 days per year

Call our team on FREEPHONE

800 088 040

Landlines also available at up to 70% cheaper than Telefonica

Las Yucas, Avda Andalucia 64, Torre del Mar www.casa-terreno.net and www.casa-terreno.com info@casa-terreno2.net and info@casa-terreno.com EL MORCHE Ref.: 2116 Penthouse (55m2), 2 years old, west-facing, 2 beds, bath, toilet, completely furnished, balcony and roof terrace with 55m2, community pool, included park place, sea views, very near to the beach. €149,000 TORRE DEL MAR

Ref.: 2118

Nice Flat (70m2) with beautiful sea views, only 50m to the beach, 2 beds, bath, balcony glassed, fully furnished, near to the centre. €169,900

ALGARROBO-COSTA Ref.: 2122

Beautiful corner terraced house (106m2) close to the beach (100m), 2 beds, 2 baths, several terraces, ff- kitchen , semi furnished, pvc windows , BBQ , garage , communal pool and garden. €210,000

LAKE VIÑUELA Ref.: 2131 Lovely finca (125m2) with breath taking panoramic views, mains water, 2 beds, 2 baths, A/C heating, ff-kitchen, huge garage, possibility for to build a pool (6.400m2 plot), best spot by the Lake, very good access (tarmac) €268,000

Telephone: 952 965 724 :: 649 123 068

ALMUÑECAR-GRANADA Ref.: 2129

Terraced house (153m2) with two independent apartments, one with A/C - fire place and living room with 44m2, 2 beds, 2 baths, toilet, furnished, garage, garden, basement room, terraces with 84m2, with panorama views.

LAKE VIÑUELA

€390,000

Ref.: 2120

Wonderful finca (222m2) with breath taking panoramic views to the lake Viñuela, mains water, built in 2001, 3 beds, 3 baths, ff-kitchen, 4x a/c heating, tropical garden, private pool, huge garage, 3.930m2 plot, very good access (tarmac). €498,000

TORROX-COMPETA Ref.: 2115 Original old oil mill (330m2) completely updated with panoramic views, 4 beds, 3 baths, fully furnished, double glazed, marble heating, separate guest apartment, private pool, Jacuzzi, pool house with sauna, BBQ, workshop, utility room, tel-.internet, beautiful tropical garden, good access, 3.500m2 plot. €498,000 CASABERMEJA

Ref.: 2114

Beautiful finca with breath taking panoramic views, private water mine with 35.000l deposit, central heating, a/c heating, private pool, Jacuzzi , laundry, BBQ, almonds-figs-oak trees, very good access. €698,000

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ANDALUCIA DAMP & TIMBER CONTROL ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE INTRODUCTION OF ANOTHER PROFESSIONAL SERVICE Are you experiencing movement cracks to your masonry walling above slab, retaining or boundary walls?

If so, we can offer you a permanent solution using: A full range of quality British made Stainless Steel fixings to “STITCH” failed areas.

Solutions also for Lintel fatigue to windows and door frames.

Free initial survey by Keith who is a well established surveyor with many years experience in solving these problems who will provide free competitive quotations to homeowners without obligation.

All work is guaranteed and installed by our fully qualified, trained technicians to a professionally high standard.

We carry Full Public Liability Insurance

Call: 666 991 041 or visit our website

www.andaluciadampcontrol.com Sole proprietor Keith Bartley

SAXON S.L JC B D ig g e r H ir e Velez-Malaga Area Rates: Special Offers:

Large Digger from 260â‚Ź all day (8hrs) inc. local Travel Small Digger from 130â‚Ź all day (8hrs) inc. local Travel Other services inc.

Plumbing and Drainage Septic Tanks, Carpentry & CCTV pipe surveys

662 39 83 72 67 8 2 3 2 2 5 3 Email: saxonsl@live.co.uk

T H E M O S Q U I T O S C R E E N C O M PA N Y WITH A MANUFACTURING FACILITY INTRODUCING 2 NEW MOSQUITO SCREENS TO SPAIN THE MAGNETIC INSECT SCREEN

Top of the range 100% insect proof Magnetic seal allows simple window operation PVC Frame fastens to window or brickwork Easy to fit or remove for cleaning Suitable for domestic & commercial applications For the DIY enthusiast, this screen can be ordered and comes with easy to follow

manufacturing and measuring instructions in English

THE ALUMINIUM HINGED SCREEN *A simple but very effective screen *Powder coated decorative profile *Suitable for Internal or External applications *Also American style swing doors

At the Mosquito Screen Company, we now manufacture all types of screens, from Aluminium Sliders, Roller Blinds and the above. We also deliver to the trade and public within 3 days of order.

NOW INTRODUCING: Aluminium Double Glazed Windows & Doors Balcony Enclosures in Double Glazing or Mosquito Screening

Come and see me at the Indoor Farmers Market Trapiche every Tuesday. We also guarantee we will not be beaten on price or quality. For more information or free quotation, please call:

Tel/Fax: 952 573 577 / 690 296 952 / 638 499 140 or 665 392 299 E m a il : t h e. m o s q ui t o . s c r e en .c o m p a n y@ g m a i l .c o m O r v i s i t o u r w e b s i t e : w w w. m o s q u i t o s c r e e n c o . c o m

Call Javier at: 666 13 88 86 or email: magnolialandscaping@yahoo.co.uk Free quotations and good prices

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Lemons!

Last month I gleefully announced that the local lemon growers were finally earning a decent wage for their toils.

This was true at the time of going to press. Two days later, however, the price per kilo had dropped by 70 per cent, and a fortnight after that a neighbour took his van load of bagged fruit to market and received 8€. To add insult to injury we have noticed that some local shops are in fact selling imported lemons, so we now have boxes of locally grown ecological fruit at La Vaqueria in an effort to help these farmers. 'Ecological' means that the trees have not been sprayed with chemicals for more than two years and only chemical free fertilizers have been used. When a grower has kept his soil chemical free for ten years or over, he may apply to become organic, but if his neighbour's trees are not chemical free he has to take care of the first row of the next plot also, in order that his own trees are not contaminated.

After drinking wine for two hours to discover all this, I was completely incredulous that anyone in his right mind would still want to grow lemons. My informant's face lit up as he patiently explained what a wonderful tree the lemon is. Not as thirsty as the avocado or mango, the marvellous lemon tree produces not just one crop but three per year and each one has its own name!

The main harvest comes between September and December depending on the weather and is referred to as the cosecha, which literally means 'the harvest'. This is the time to gather the fruit.

It is followed by the retardio, from February to May, when the lemons which are left over from the cosecha are collected.

These may be slightly blemished in some way, be smaller or have more pips. “Seconds” if you like! And then

from June to August, comes the San Juanero gathering, named after Saint John the Baptist, whose festival falls in the summer. This is the time when the redrojos are picked, which are the little surprising ones that come at the end.

The same word is used to describe an unexpected child who may be conceived some years after everybody thought the family was complete. Phew! Doesn’t it make you want to rush out and plant a lemon tree! Should you decide to do just that please check to see if your local cooperativa sells the small trees and which variety they recommend.

With a ready supply of juicy fruit, the menus have been somewhat influenced in the café. The lemon drizzle cake is a firm favourite with morning coffees, while the lemon and mustard potato salad goes down extremely well at lunchtime!

It is a lovely time of year to sit outside and eat too, so we now have a set lunch menu available from Tuesday to Saturday every week.

And while on the subject of food I must thank everybody who came to the launch of THE BISTRO, all of whom helped make an enjoyable evening, with delicious food in a warm and friendly atmosphere. José is in the kitchen preparing mouth-watering delights every Saturday evening, and the Sunday brunch is an absolute must for anybody looking to relax and make their weekend a little bit different!

If you have a problem finding us please phone for help or visit Jo at our market stall in Trapiche on Tuesdays, or Puente don Manuel on Fridays, for directions. We're always ready to welcome you.

See main advert on pages 66 & 67

To advertise call 664 210 468

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Dont dream the dream

WE ARE THE SPECIALISTS in PROPERTY SOURCING/SALES/RENTALS AND MANAGEMENT

Our track record speaks for itself, so SAVE time and money by giving us a call

Tina/Geoff 0034 666 135 516 email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk www.spanishmanagement.com

Spanish Management

Spanish Management has been based in Alcaucin for three years. In this time the owners have built up a good customer base and through their policy of honesty, protectiveness and personal attention, they are continuing to build good relations with the Spanish, English and other communities.

The owners, Tina and Geoff, came to Spain for a better quality of life and to experience another culture. They found the property buying process stressful and as Tina had property experience in the UK, they decided to take the stress out of the process for others and develop their business. Their motto is ¨don’t dream the dream...Live it¨ and let Spanish Management help you!

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Working closely with local Spaniards enables Tina and Geoff to access information and properties not always available.

This is a good foot stead for clients when selling or renting and those looking for a property in Spain.

Spanish Management is privately run, giving personal attention in any situation and finding solutions to client’s requirements. ¨Negativity is not an option,¨ says Tina, “only solutions¨.

This engages trust and it is what has kept Spanish Management flourishing.

“We cater for the home owner who wants to rent, long/short term, along with maintenance contracts, management, selling and purchasing,” said Tina. “We are now offering a rent to buy scheme to

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To advertise in The Sentinella call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com allow clients to live in the area and learn more about it before parting with their money.

Tina’s experience comes from renting and selling in the UK. She feels confident that Geoff and her make a fantastic team.

Tina and Geoff’s property sourcing policy involves asking clients for six important criteria, then finding properties to suit. There are many websites full of listed properties and we want to be different – again offering a personal service with individual attention.

The couple has strong relationships with banks, solicitors, insurance companies, and many other international companies covering all property-related aspects.

They also project manage building and decorating projects, providing peace of mind to owners who don’t live in Spain See advert opposite

Dubbya’s Finest

Don’t you just still miss him..?

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”

“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.

“I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.”

“The future will be better tomorrow.”

“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”

“I stand by all the misstatements I’ve made.”

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

“Public speaking is very easy.”

Menu of the Day 5.90€ (Monday to Friday) Open every day 12.00 - 16.00 18.30 - 24.00

Avda. Andalucia,35 Bajo 29750 Algarrobo-Costa (Malaga) Tel: 952 551 439 or 665 167 060

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”

“I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.”

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”

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Cantueso

One of Restaurant Cantueso's self catering Cottages, but where is that bird?

London's Loss is Spain's Gain!

First prize is dinner or lunch for four, including wine. Second prize is dinner or lunch for two, including wine and third prize is a case of wine. There’s a bottle of Cava for photos of the resident nightingale. And just in case you consider “borrowing” a shot from the Internet, think again, as the judges will be quick to disqualify.

If you are lucky enough to hear the nightingale it will be obvious why famous singers, such as Vera Lynn, Rod Stewart and Faryl Smith have used the wartime favourite in their albums. For directions or other information see Cantueso's website: www.cantueso.net, or phone Nicky on 699 946 213 We all know the saying that nightingales sing in Berkley Square, but now they For directions or other information sing in Periana too! see Cantueso's website: Restaurante Cantueso is playing host to www.cantueso.net or phone Nicky a pair of songsters for the third year runon 699 946 213 ning. Along with making amazing music at night, they also entertain guests during lunchtime. Nesting in dense bushes alongside the restaurant terrace, the male nightingale (ruiseñor in Spanish) protects his patch from intruders occupying the same song post as in other years. Nicky Scott, owner of Cantueso, says she is so impressed with the complicated repertoire of the bird that she is hoping to capture the sound on tape and add it to her website soon. She is intrigued at how such a noisy bird is always heard but seldom seen. Now here’s the challenge - anyone capturing the bird on camera will receive a special prize in this year’s photo competition.

Due to the success of last year’s contest, this year it’s being held again and all entries must be in by the end of October.

To see last year’s entries log on to: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cantueso/ To enter aspiring photographers need to take a shot (of any subject matter) in or around Restaurante Cantueso in 2009.

There are views to die for over the Viñuela reservoir and gardens crammed with colourful inspiration. And there’s no Call: 664 210 468 need to eat or drink – just click away and or email: sales@thesentinella.com email your entries to info@cantueso.net 72

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Film Review

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Despite its clumsy title, this film has a stronger story to tell this time around, focusing on the character of Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman serves as a very solid anchor for the cast and the film, managing to occasionally deliver the trademark wit that has made the character so wellloved. The film starts off with a very effective prologue, which shows a young Logan (aka Wolverine) and his brother Victor (eventually played by Liev Schreiber) as they live through countless wars, but eventually become at odds over Victor's thirst for blood versus Logan's quest for peace and respect for life. Although the story is strong, its execution is not done with any dramatic flair or memorable character moments, leaving a film that will probably not move you one way or the other, even when a cool action scene presents itself. Hugh Jackman, although carrying the film with his strong presence, looks a little lost this time, compared to the previous films, and looks to have been held back in allowing the character to develop more trademark wit and dimension. Danny Huston is the weakest link in the cast, and unfortunately, he is playing the part of the main villain, Stryker. Veteran actor Brian Cox played an older Stryker in XMen 2 and was far superior to Huston's pale imitation. Patrick Stewart also has a cameo as Professor Xavier, which was welcome, except for the digital altering to his face looks worse than a botched plastic surgery job. At the end of the day, "X-Men: Origins" is a reasonable film but a better director would have made a fantastic movie from this story.

Star Rating */***** (didn’t rattle my cage!)

$Share’oscope$

This months share is Bank of Ireland.

Mr Stock Market has purchased a pretend 1098 of them, at 91p per piece.

He told The Sentinella: "Our shares so far this year are starting to reap rewards, so let's hope we can find more penny shares for the second half of the year."

Here's a breakdown of how his picks are squaring up since January: Sepura 32p now 53p Gain of 21p Huntsworth 32p now 56p Gain of 24p Ferrexpo 70p now 151p Gain of 81p Northgate 80p now 169p Gain of 89p Trinity Mirror 45p now 71p Gain of 26p

The Nerja Hire Centre

***NEW LOCATION*** Long established family run business offering you the following service: LOCAL REMOVALS FULL OR PART LOADS NO JOB TOO SMALL IKEA COLLECTIONS Ring for a no obligation quote.

Come and look at our large display GOOD QUALITY SECONDHAND FURNITURE DOMESTIC HIRE We install BRITISH SATELLITE.

Contact Chris or Jackie: 952 522 687 / 660 962 327 691 552 459

e-mail: nerjahirecentre@terra.es

website: www.nerja-hire.com Ctra. Nerja-Frigiliana, Km. 1-4, Nerja

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Furniture Barns

The Furniture Barns is a family business run by Paul and Caroline Sutton who moved to Spain in 2005.

They have been operating in the Axarquia region for over a year now, with a growing base of loyal customers. They offer original, unique and quality antique, restored, rustic or handcrafted furniture and accessories, plus an extensive range of related services. They have recently increased their services to include House Clearance and Removals with competitive rates and a professional, reliable service.

Recently, they have relocated to a new shop at Andalucian Auctions, Campillos, Malaga. It’s a great place to visit, as there are a multitude of other businesses and services under one roof. Grab tasty snacks or home baked goodies in the new café, washed down with a nice cuppa.

The Auctions, held every other Saturday, include everything & anything – secondhand & new furniture. So why not pop along and grab a bargain?!

Visit Andalucian Auctions: Calle Agricultures 6, Poligono Industrial Sotoluz, Campillos (for directions, auction dates and items on offer, visit their website www.andalucianauctions.com) Open: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday & Friday 10am-2pm & 6pm-8pm & Saturday 10am-2pm. Closed Thursday & Sunday.

In the Garden La Palma Garden Centre, in Velez-Malaga, you can find The Furniture Barn’s specially selected range of products to complement the garden and the terrace. There are old terracotta olive oil pots and jars, beautiful handmade rustic tiles and handcrafted solid pine furniture; all made locally to order. Garden La Palma is an ideal location to visit with easy access off the main road, ample parking and beautiful landscaped 74

display gardens. They sell a wide selection of plants, garden products and accessories, including top quality UK imported composts and fertilisers. There are friendly members of staff on hand with expert knowledge and advice, offered in both Spanish and English.

Come and take a look!

Garden La Palma: Open; 9.30am-8pm Mon-Sat & Sun 9.30am-2pm.

Located off A356 - Velez-Malaga Roundabout (next to the new Repsol garage).

For more information about the products stocked at these outlets, or our other services, call Paul on 626 160 869 or check out our website: www.thefurniturebarns.com See main advert on page 84

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Top 10’s

Longest Underground Rail Systems in the World…

Most Expensive Shopping Streets in the World

2. New York City Subway – 368km

2. Causeway Bay, Hong Kong

1. London Underground – 400km

1. 5th Avenue, New York

3. Tokyo Subway – 329km

3. Avenue des Champs Elysees, Paris

5. Seoul Metropolitan – 287km

5. Ginza, Tokyo

4. Moscow Metro – 292km 6. Madrid Metro – 282km

7. Shanghai Metro – 228km

4. New Bond Street, London 6. Grafton Street, Dublin

7. Bahnhofstrasse, Zurich

8. Paris Metropolitan – 214km

8. Pitt Street Mall, Sydney

10. Bejing Subway – 200km

10. Kaufingerstrasse, Munich

9. Mexico City Metro – 202km

Are you ready to make the income you really want? *Serious, *motivated and *driven should call:

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THE DOG HOUSE While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog.

*Large Enclosed Play Area *Lots of Country Walks

*Pet Collection / Delivery Service *Vet Services - On Call

*Gourmet Meals if Required

‘ONLY THE BEST FOR YOUR PAL’

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Suntech Future Energies

At last, a solar system that not only saves you money, but gives you money back from day one!

Technology is a wonderful thing, continually pushing the boundaries of what is possible. Problems create solutions, it has always been that way and will no doubt continue this way. Well Suntech Future Energies pose no exception to this rule. It has a product which solves so many energy issues it's hard to know where to start. Basically, they have a new solar system with a major difference. This system will give you hot water 365 days a year regardless of the sun conditions and it can distribute that hot water to anywhere in the building. I know what you are thinking, there are already systems out there that can do that, and I am sure there are, but the winter hot water from other systems are usually very expensive. This system will do it at a fraction of your usual winter hot water costs, and that is not all.

This system, having created your free or very cheap hot water, can now serve you with hot or cold air - yes cold air, absolutely free. That’s free or cheap hot water turned into warm or cold air distributed anywhere in your property, eliminat-

ing the need for expensive air conditioning...now that’s clever!

This system is suitable for domestic and commercial applications, which makes it a money saving, time saving, life improving product for your home, restaurant, cafe bar, hotel, gymnasium, health spa, beauty salon, etc.

So what about the cost I hear you say?!

Of course this kind of system requires an initial investment on your behalf, but Suntech can offer a selection of finance options*, which will actually put money back into your pocket from day one.

How? Because the monthly cost of financing such a system is less each month than the cost of your current hot water and cold air energy supplier. And that’s money in your pocket not their's.

Makes you think doesn’t it?

At last, a solar system that not only saves you money, but gives you money back from day one!

For further information please call Suntech Future Energies on: 653 152 07. Or call: 664 210 468 for information on qualifying for a 5 per cent reduction.

See main advert on page 29.

Do You. Care ?

Care working in the UK - Country Cousins is the UK’s leading private care specialist introduction agency, providing live-in care mainly for the elderly and infirm, enabling people to remain in their own homes for longer

Many Country Cousins live here in Spain returning to the UK frequently or every now and then for two weeks or more assignments.

If you are interested in earning between £900 - £1,140 for 15 days (one client) or £975 - £1,470 (two clients) by becoming a Country Cousin, please call Jennie for a friendly chat on: 625 807 504 or 952 115 305 (evenings)

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Bike Ride

5 Miles A Day

Don't you think it's time we all became more physically active?

Beginning May 11th, a few friends & I will be riding 5 miles every day.

If any of you would like to join our Bike Club, please let me know and we can make arrangements.

I think it would be appropriate to ride somewhere between 4:00pm and 7:00 pm. We can call it happy hour, and pick you up on the way.

Below a photo of my bike..

No doubt I will see you all there !

UK Fixed

Dear Mr. Darling, my suggestion for fixing Britain 's economy. Instead of giving billions of £’s to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

The Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job opening. Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new British car.

Twenty million cars ordered. Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage. Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school / college / university. Crime rate fixed 5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week.

There's your money back in duty / tax etc It can't get any easier than that!

PET TAXI UK * FRANCE * SPAIN

TRAVELLING IN AIR CONDITIONED VEHICLE DELIVERED DOOR TO DOOR

PETS STAY IN PET FRIENDLY HOTELS ACCOMPANIED TRAVEL AVAILABLE TEL:

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Countries of The World

Number eight in the A-Z list is the largest Spanish speaking country in the world…

Famous For – Tango and the highest consumption of red meat in the world.

Infamous for – The economic collapse in 2001 and the hand of God in 1986.

Main Reasons to go there – From the Pampas to Patagonia, the diversity of this very big country is incredible.

Main Reason not to go there – Getting there and travelling around is quite pricey even by European standards.

Biggest Celebrity – Diego Maradona, who else!

Argentina

Population – 40,000,000 Language – Spanish Located – South America Capital City – Buenos Aires Currency – Peso Religion – Catholic Main Exports – Animal Feed Literacy Rate – 87 per cent Life Expectancy – 74 years GDP Per Capita – US $10,500 Total Area – 2,780,400 km

National Sports – Football, volleyball and basketball.

Don’t mention – The Malvinas. Also known as the Falkland Islands. A bit of a sore point in Anglo – Argentinean relations!

Interesting – The country has staked a territorial claim over a large portion of Antarctica and has kept a military presence there since 1904.

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Dear God

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address or postcode. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had 100€ in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is my birthday, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.. Please help me?

Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other work-

ers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few euros. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected 96€, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

A few days later, another letter came addressed to God and in the same handwriting. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was 4€ missing. I think it might have been those thieving bandits at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

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English Church

The Church of Saint Mina in Riogordo.

In September last year, The Rev. Nathan Williams felt that the Riogordo English expats might appreciate the opportunity for Christian fellowship and worship in their own village. With that in mind, Riogordo English Church was started, which offers Anglican style worship on a regular basis.

We meet at Calle Real 14, at 10am on the first and third Sundays of the month.

Please consult our website: www.riogordochurch.com for further information.

We hold services from the original Book of Common Prayer, and modern C of E Common Worship. Our congregation has started small but we are growing and enjoy regular support. Please feel free to join us.

In April the parish was welcomed into The Evangelical Episcopal Church, and

our Bishop is the Rt. Rev. TomĂĄs Kennedy. The EEC has about 300 churches world wide, including our sister church in Spain, The King's Church at Benissa on the Costa Blanca. For a variety of reasons our Riogordo Church is now named after the north African martyr, Saint Mina.

God bless, The Rev. Nathan Williams, Priest in charge – St. Mina Church, Riogordo.

Calle Real 14, 29180 Riogordo, (Malaga) Tel. 952 732 658

Computer Angel

STRUGGLING WITH COMPUTER OR INTERNET PROBLEMS ?

BILINGUAL ENGLISH/SPANISH SPEAKER CAN GUIDE YOU THROUGH:

*Setting up your internet *Finding the best deal to suit you *Liasing with internet companies via the telephone *Installation of Anti-virus programmes *Sourcing and installing programmes *Lessons in basic internet navigation and I.T skills *Solving any computer / internet problems

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De Cotta Law

Myles Jacksonn Joins De Cotta Law Team at Nerja Office

Myles Jackson, an Overseas Barrister and English Lawyer, is to join the Nerja office of De Cotta, McKenna & Santafé as senior English Lawyer. He was called to the Bar of England And Wales in 1995, since when he has practiced as a barrister from Chambers in London.

He maintains a practicing certificate for the Courts of England and Wales, with expertise in all areas of law, as serviced by the firm of De Cotta Law. Myles is also an Executive Committee Member of British Spanish Law Association and he is registered with the British Consulate in Malaga.

Myles and his wife have lived in Southern Spain for some years now and he has recently relocated to Nerja; where he looks forward to becoming an active member of this close-knit community.

In his spare time, Myles enjoys jazz, skiing, and has recently started to play golf, although he believes he will not be a threat to Tiger Woods or Sergio Garcia any time soon!

If you would like to book a private consultation with Myles please contact the Nerja office of De Cotta, McKenna & Santafé. Nerja Office: Calle Diputación 6, 2ºB, 29780 Nerja Tel.: +34 952 527 014 Fax: +34 952 523 428 Monday to Thursday - 9.30am – 5.30pm, no siesta Friday 9.30pm – 2pm nerjaenquiries@decottalaw.net See main advert on page 64 82

Peekabootique

A boutique for children and babies has arrived in Axarquia, providing clothes and equipment for newborn babes to 12 year olds.

After many years unable to locally source good quality clothes and equipment for their children, Cheryl and Tammy have been motivated to start their own outlet in the mountains. Stimulated by the current financial climate and the growing emphasis on recycling, Peekaboutique combines quality with thrift. It offers a combination of new and pre-loved clothes, including designer names. The boutique also carries a range of baby equipment for sale and hire, as well as children’s books. With four children between them aged 4 - 14 (and another one on the way) these young working mothers know what families need and aim to make it easily accessible and affordable.

Located in the village of La Zubia, near Benamargosa, the boutique is located within the dance and fitness centre, Energia. The centre was opened by Tammy three years ago to offer a range of dance and fitness classes combining a gym, play area, sauna and café. It has become a prime social meeting place for families from the area to gather for lunch or coffee and cakes. There's always the background hum of children enjoying ballet, martial arts or hip-hop classes.

The children’s boutique is a natural development for the centre where parents and grandparents can buy, sell or hire quality children’s items.

So whether you want to clothe your family, buy a pressie to post back home, or hire a stair gate for the visiting grandchildren, why not take a peek at Peekaboutique?

Situated in Energia at km 4 on the Riogordo/ Benamargosa Road Phone : Tammy 630 479 356 or Cheryl; 679 140 204, See main advert opposite

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PERMA PRIME

WATER REPELLENT PRIMER NEW PRODUCT FOR 2009

Tired of painting and re-painting your external walls year after year?

Good depth of penetration Resistance to alkalis

Rapid development of water repellency Provides good adhesion for paints

Water-based and environmentally compatible Stable in storage even when diluted

PERMA PRIME is not available in retail outlets Good coverage 3-5 sq. metres per litre

Easily applied by brush, roller or spray Quality British product

SPECIAL PRICE 45€ PER 5LTR CONTAINER INCLUDING I.V.A. SEE FOR YOURSELF SAVINGS ON YOUR ANNUAL PAINT COSTS.

MICROSHIELD

A HIGH PERFORMANCE EXTERIOR WATER REPELLENT

Ideal for use on stone cladded walls, porous floor tiles, unpainted masonry, timber or any other porous external surface Prevents the penetration of wind driven rain One coat system of this water based product Micro porous allows surfaces to breath Forms a clear dry invisible layer

Easily applied by brush, roller or spray Solvent free

Good coverage 5 - 8 sq metres

MICROSHIELD is not available in retail outlets SPECIAL PRICE 55€ PER 5LTR CONTAINER INCLUDING I.V.A. A QUALITY BRITISH PRODUCT

Contact: 665 417 840 Demonstrations available

RUBBER TYRE MARK REMOVER / CHEWING GUM REMOVER / PVC TAPE REMOVER PRICES ON APPLICATION

LEWS FISH & CHIPS TRADITIONAL ENGLISH FISH & CHIPS Edf. Ruselo, Avda. El Faro, Torrox Costa

Tel: 952 532 633

Sample Menu - Eat in or take away Cod........................................€5.95 Quarter Pounder..................€3.95 Haddock.................................€5.95 Cheese Burger......................€4.50 Plaice.....................................€6.95 Egg Burger............................€4.50 Cod Roe................................€1.95 Mushy Peas...........................€1.00 Chips......................................€1.50 Baked Beans.........................€1.00 Curry Sauce...........................€1.00 Jumbo Battered Sausage......€1.95 Bread & Butter.......................€1.00 Jumbo Sausage.....................€1.75 Gherkin & Pickled Onions......€0.60 Various Pies & Pasties...........€3.95 Pineapple Fritter & Ice Cream....€1.95 Jumbo Sausage Roll..............€2.95 Ice Cream..............................€1.50 PLEASE NOTE Opening Times: Monday 1pm - 10pm, Tuesday - Saturday 2pm - 10pm Closed Sundays

Specialist CAR aircon repairs and service. Don’t wait till it stops working call today. ******************** Have your headlights gone opaque/yellow? Have them refinished professionally.

Both services are fully mobile

951 321 446 / 616 264 067 www.autocoolspain.com

B O A R D I N G C AT T E RY Canillas de Aceituno

We offer safe, tranquil accomodation for your cat.

Our pens are safe and secure but with all the comforts of home, making it very cosy.

Only 20 mins from Torre del Mar, inland towards Vinuela, Campo Cats is a short 2 min drive from a main tarmac road which gives very good access.

We welcome inspection visits where we can discuss your cat’s personal needs.

(A 10% discount will be offered on your first booking)

We only accept cats that are fully vaccinated.

Also, we can provide a collection and delivery service.

For further details, call Linda on: 665 510 735

Standard Oven 49€

Let us restore your dirty oven to it’s original condition. Using our caustic free and toxin free products, we safely remove grease, fat & burnt on carbon deposits in about 2 hours. Ovens, cookers, stoves, agas, ranges, hobs, extractors (including filter replacements), & microwaves.

ALSO CLEANING: Barbeques and Outside Ovens

*Is your oven in need of a clean? *Have you got visitors arriving soon? *Do you hate cleaning your oven? *Have you recently purchased a home with a dirty oven? *Are you renting your property? *Are you trying to sell your home? *Does your oven smoke when turned on?

LET BRILLIANT OVENS DO THE HARD WORK FOR YOU! NO MESS, NO FUMES, NO FUSS & IMMEDIATELY SAFE TO USE Tel: (0034) 952 033 503 Mobile: (0034) 699 272 516 Email: info@brilliantovens.com Website: www.brilliantovens.com

Choose your frame from 500 models of the best trademarks and get them with organic lenses & antireflex

Constructions Van Driel S.L.

· NEW BUILD, REFORMS, EXTENSIONS, PLUMBING. · TILING, PLASTERING, PAINTING, ELECTRICAL. · SOLAR PANELS, UNDERFLOOR HEATING, POOLS, ETC…. · PROFESIONAL TEAM WORKING AT VERY COMPETITIVE PRICES. · WE SPEAK ENGLISH, GERMAN, SPANISH, FRENCH & DUTCH. · AND FOR ADVISE AND QUOTATION, PLEASE COME TO OUR OFFICE.

We are just in front of Hotel Mainake (Torre del Mar) TEL: +34 952 96 78 60 MOBILE: +34 696 398 985 FAX: +34 952 545 419 E-MAIL: construc.vandriel@hotmail.com C/Los Prados nº 9 bajo, 29740 Torre del Mar (Malaga)

Ri - Jo

Dutch Bar Sky Sports available Specialities in Dutch cooking Open 10am - late 7 days a week Tel: 696 398 985 Algarrobo Costa (next to swimming pool)

Eat as much as you like 9.95€.

9.95€

The Best We offer an all you can eat menu.

Indian Restaurant (as many starters, main courses and desserts in Torrox Costa as you want) which is all freshly cooked to

Menu del Dia order. Also, you do not have to move from your table as everything is served to you. In Mon-Fri. 12pm - 4pm order to make the best of this menu, we will 3 courses €6.00 serve your food to you in courses. with vegetable curry €7.00 with meat / prawn curry

Evening & Daytime.

TORROX COSTA Tel: 952 53 49 72

Next to Post Office - Torrox Costa

CHILLOW FOR A GREAT NIGHT’S SLEEP!

M ini, Original & New Chillow Plus.

Prices from 20€

Opening Hours 12 - 4pm & 6pm - 12 Every day 25% discount off all take aways

AXARQUIA DISCOUNT GOLF SHOP

FREE delivery in the Axarquia area or come and see me on Tuesdays at Trapiche or Saturdays at Colmenar Markets

Call: 664 210 468

School of Languages

SPANISH COURSES

NEW SESSION

¡Hablamos! Let’s Speak Every Fri - 12 - 2pm Call for details

info@bemidiomas.com

www.bemidiomas.com Camino viejo de Malaga, 12C - Velez Malaga

952 54 92 33

OWN LABORATORY

Mo - Th: 9.30-13.30 & 16.00-20.00 Fri: 9.30-16.30

Avd. Andalucia 157- Torre del Mar Appointments :952 547 251

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Star Signs

Your star signs for the month of June with Mystic Mag...

Capricorn – Call that air conditioning installer straight away or you will find yourself getting way too heated this month.

Lucky sign – A bridge with an arch

Aquarius – They say a stitch in time saves nine, so what are you waiting for.

Get your needle and thread and make that stitch.

Lucky sign – A daisy with a withered leaf Pisces – Buy that table you’ve seen for the garden, and while you’re there buy those matching chairs too. You only live once.

Lucky sign – A man waving his stick

Aries – Do you like cake? Then go and order the biggest, creamiest, most calorie packed slice and enjoy. Then wash it down with a café con leche. It will do you the world of good.

Lucky sign – An empty box of Persil

Taurus – Oh dear! Someone’s got out of bed the wrong side for the last few weeks. Put all that bad temper to one side. Now’s the time to start afresh.

Lucky sign – A letter with no name

Gemini - What is it you want from life?

This month you will discover the answer to this and many more previously unanswered questions.

Lucky sign – A chewed blue biro (Bic)

Cancer - Your hair is getting way too long. If I was you I’d go and get it cut right away, before it gets any longer. Oh, and buy some gel too.

Lucky sign – A wet beach towel

Leo – Go through your wardrobe and clear out all those pointless bits of junk that build up time and time again. Or give them to the needy.

Lucky sign – A juicy orange

Virgo – This month you’re destined to see a shooting star. When you do make a wish and watch it come true.

Lucky sign – A package from Canada

Libra – Don’t keep thinking, start doing.

Thinking is for wimps and a wimp you are not. Prove this fact to the world and reap the rewards.

Lucky sign – Ropey traffic lights

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2nd Trip to Fuengirola Market then onto Choice of menu, Tinto Verano for all, 12€ Castilo de Colomera (Benalmadena) Please let us know your requirements 7 10th Garden party with live music 6pm days prior. Ballroom, Latin American and 25th Trip to Gibraltar, Every Monday fun for everyone. For lessons every 3pm - 5pm - German speaking after- Wednesday, 7.00pm to 9.00pm La Vega noon, Every Wednesday 3pm - 5pm Art Restaurant, (next door to Mercadona), group, Every Thursday 3pm - Reflexol- Torre del Mar. ogy, informal classes, Every Friday For further information please con11am - 1pm - Coffee morning boutique, Every Saturday 5pm - Catholic Church tact: David 952 531 259 or 617 863 193 service, Every Sunday 9.30am - Angli- Email: jacine@gonuts4freee.com can Church Service. Deposits required for all trips and events - For further in- RBL - Torre del Mar Branch meet each formation call in at the centre Avenida Wednesday at La Vega Restaurant, Moscatel No. 1,"I", Torre Del Mar or Torre del Mar (next to Mercadona).

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RBL - Alcaucin Branch meets every Thursday noon at the Restaurant La Era, Puente Don Manuel (entrance via Petrol Station) to enjoy social activities and meet new likeminded friends. We regularly have a quiz, bingo, surprise events and presentations. Regular trips are arranged departing locally. June 4th Social Get together and Quiz, 11th Social Get together and Bingo, 12th Walk in the National Park, Treasure Hunt and Picnic (Phone Ann for details), 18th Branch General Meeting and Quiz, 24th Inter Branch Challenge from Trapiche Branch at Trapiche, 25th Facial and Make Up Demonstration plus Bob and Franks Whacky Music Quiz Branch Contact is 696 391 224 Harvey. Social Contact is 677 866 008 Ann. Welfare Contact is 690 310 951 Dorothy.

RBL- Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30 to 2.30 pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment and monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks*, and we welcome all new and existing RBL members. For more information please ring: 952 514 226 or 669 201 927

Come dancing for Cudeca, Contact jjmunns@gmail.com or phone Mike on 952 510 189 and Joyce 616 046 713

CAS events for June, 6th CAS Summer "Pink" Ball at Hotel Al Andalus in Maro. Pre-dinner drinks and canapés.

Three course meal (menu selection available in the CAS shop) and dancing to Mark Peters of Global Radio. Tickets 35€. Make up a table of 10 or more and get one place free!

28th Compéta Quiz Night at La Roca, Cómpeta. 7.00 for 7.30pm. Entrance 3€. Food available. Raffle and prizes.

4th July Independence Day Barbecue at Seacrest Kennels. 7.00 for 7.30pm.

Entertainment with Bobby Mac. Tickets 18€ include wine. Booking necessary at

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Travelling Companions Christmas 2009 Tuesday 22nd December - Monday 28th December "Christmas in Benidorm” 14th Year at the same hotel. Full Board, wine and water.

Gala Dinner. Heated pool, dancing and entertainment etc. Same Price as 2007.

395€ sharing, 455€ single. 200€ per person deposit.

Booking details :- Trips organised by John and Nessa Reeve in aid of Cudeca Call; 95 252 5891. Your support helps a terminally ill cancer patient. Thank you.

Colmenar Gym, fitness/pilates classes, weight/circut training, fully equipped gym. Contact Carol 659 295 346 email: carolgrant2@tiscali.co.uk

Have you always wanted to draw and paint? Call top international artist/tutor Heather Gail Harman B.A Hon in Association with Conte a Paris. 951 167 146 / 628 306 371

Nerja History Group. Meets on the first Friday of every month at Nerja Cultural Centre, Calle Granada. Meetings start at 11.30 prompt and finish at 13.30. For more info. please contact Jill Chtristian-Smith on 664 760 405 or jill.christiansmith@gmail.com

Come dancing for Cudeca, next Dance which is the last before our summer break is on Saturday 20th June 7.00pm for 7.30pm at El Trapiche. 10€ entry to include fish or chicken supper.

Usual mixture of ballroom, simple sequence, old thyme and jive, plus two Scottish dances. All raffle proceeds will be donated to Cudeca's Hospice so any raffle prizes will be very welcome. For tickets or more information contact Mike on 952 510 189, Joyce on 616 046 713 or email jjmunns@gmail.com

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Emergency Numbers Police Municipal: 092/952 549 238 National: 091/952 542 000 Fire: 952 558 091 Velez 952 500 000 Torre Ambulance: 061 Water: 952 540 662 Electricity: 952 540 662 Red Cross: 952 500 321 Hospital General Basico de la Axarquia, Torre del Mar: 951 067 000

Bus Times Telephone: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30*, 07:30, 08:30** 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15*, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30**, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45**, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40**, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10**, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00**, 12:15, 12:50**, 13:30, 14:45.

15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15***, 10:00, 11:00***, 11:15; 11:45**, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30***, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00.

Church services in English Anglican Nerja - San Miguel Church 11:30am Sundays Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Malaga - St George's Church 12 midday Sundays Torre del Mar - Puente don Manuel 6pm Saturdays ANGLICAN communion.

Alhama de Granada - St. Barnabas IERE (Anglican). English services 11 a.m. Sundays at Meson Diego, Plaza de 94

la Constitucion. Tel.958359388 (priest) or 952 510 921 (churchwarden) St Barnabas IERE (Anglican). English services 11 a.m. Sundays at Iglesia Evangelica, Torre del Mar, opposite the bus station. Tel.952030461 (priest) or 618640132 (churchwarden)

Roman Catholic Torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer)

Church of Scotland Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre - Worship every Sunday at 11:30 Tel 952543334 or 687764705 for more information.

Evangelical Torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) Now meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30 in the Picasso Room of the Hotel Torremar, off Paseo Larios, C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome. Minister J. Hartsmith Foy Tel 952532825 Torrox Park Church every Thursday there is an informal church service at Livingstones Restaurant Torrox Park at 11.30 am. Livingstones is on the main road through Torrox Park opposite El Pino Camping.

There is a Communion Service on the first Sunday of each month at Torre del Mar Church. Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship 11am. Tuesday Fellowship - 7pm (Prayer time 6pm) We meet at Fellowship of The King premises. Our new address is:- Fellowship of The King Venta Baja Road (next BLOCK up from Meson Sara) Puente don Manuel, Alcaucin.

Phone: 952 518 185 or 952 033 021

Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas.

Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am.

Taxis Torre: 952 540 016.

Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 952 540 016

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Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings.

Weekly Market days Mondays:: Torrox Costa & Market at Caramels, Puente don Manuel Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa.

Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa Thursdays:: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez & Competa Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2ยบ- Malaga 952 352 300 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nยบ15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Carlota Alesandria, 33 Edif. San Andres - 1ยบ-7 Torremolinos 952 380 888 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159

Denmark 952 211 797

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com

Telefonica Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004

Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104 Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013

Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272

Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000

Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000

ITV 902 575 757 or 952 551 084 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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Puzzle Pages

1. What was the Elizabethan name for a prompter in the theatre?

2. Which comedian was born Maxwell Lorimar in 1908?

3. On the side of which hill is the chalk figure of the Wilmington long man cut into?

4. Varna in Bulgaria is on which sea coast?

5. A howlet is a poetic name for which bird?

6. In which opera by Puccini is the aria Nessun Dorma?

7. What type of creature is a brolga?

8. On which river is the Cumbrian town of Kendal in the Lake District?

9. What in Australia does a Jinker transport?

Hey Diddle Riddle

1. The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder.

2. A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

3. When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?

4. Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change.

What am I?

10. What does the Italian food Crostini translate as?

5. How does Mother Earth fish?

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20 mins. London/West End/City. Low maintenance. Good rental income. No forward chain. Call: 0034 675 391 967

Property for long term rent

*Comprising 2 villas *1 x 2 beds & 1 x 3 beds *Both fully furnished with under floor heating *Full kitchen and washing facilities *Video/TV/Satellite *Larger villa has A/C and solar water heater *Shared pool (very big) *Located on the hillside above Torrox in 6500sq. mtrs of olive grove with stunning views of coast and mountains Will rent complete or separate Rent negotiable Would consider selling

F o r fu r th e r d e t a i l s , p l e a se co n t a ct

Chris on 665 143 860

Email: lawtonjs@yahoo.co.uk

Job Seekers

DO YOU NEED HOME HELP? Ex-English rest home owner, will visit you in your own home. Do chores like gardening, cleaning and will look after you or your spouses. For further information tel: Penny 662 097 051

FULL & PART TIME telesales staff and closers required for a successful/expanding telecoms company based in Nerja. Full Time: Generous basic + Comms + Bonus + Incentives 10am5pm Mon-Fri with overtime available.

Part Time: Comms + Incentives. MonFri, 10am-9pm with various shifts available. Experience in sales preferred but not essential as enthusiasm, confidence, lively character with a will to succeed is more important. Be part of a winning team in a friendly and dynamic call centre. Opportunities, for career progression available in various departments.

Contact Bev on 952 544 773.

CARER WANTED to help lady with ms in a wheelchair, driving licence essential must be over 5 5" energetic and fit. Call Sarah 952 967 114

Miscellaneous

HOT CABINET SERVEOVER 1.50 metre & CATERING ROTTISSORIE for roast chickens Call: 609 108 759

Wanted

WANTED SMALL CHEST FREEZER, Will collect in Axarquia area. Call: 664 210 468

WANTED NEW MEMBERS at El Capitan Tennis Club Torre del Mar. Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings 9.30 11.30. Phone 675 391 967

2 BED / 2 BATH APARTMENT available for short term/holiday lets. Very reasonable rates, Exclusive road in Puente don Manuel, 8x4 pool, Ideal for family visits WANTED Any old musical instruments call Niels on 952 55 00 83 658 202 472 108 www.thesentinella.com

The Sentinella Business Directory WE CAN LIST YOUR BUSINESS HERE FOR JUST 5 EUROS A MONTH! (minimum 6 months)

CALL TODAY ON: 664 210 468

ACCOMMODATION

Escuela la Crujia Rural B & B & guesthouse in a pretty converted school, 10 minutes from Velez Malaga,Tel: 606 010 580.

Email: toni@escuelalacrujia.com Vista la Maroma Rural B & B La Vinuela Tel: 952 519 095 Mob: 666 396 562 E-mail: vistalamaroma26@gmail.com Website: www.vistalamaroma.com Accommodation.com. 50,000 Cheap Hotels Online. www.accommodation.com

AIR CONDITIONING

For Air Conditioning call Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar

ALLOTMENTS

Allotments for rent in Velez Malaga. 20 euros per month for 50 square metres.

Close to El Ingenio shopping centre and Velez Malaga centre. Gardening tools available for use. Parking onsite. Come and join us - grow your own veg and save on your shopping! Call Jose on 639120707 Email: galbraith76@yahoo.com

AWNINGS

Shademaker Awnings. Check out our range at sunshadespain.com. We not only supply and fit new, but will change your existing fabric. NEW! We now do pool covers as well. Diy and trade supplied. Call Craig on:

637 058 478

BOOKSHOPS

Pasatiempo Calle Infantes 30, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, www.bookshoppasatiempo.com

BRITISH SUPERMARKETS

Arkwrights English Shop. Turn right at Venta Baja Crossroads or call: 95 11 67 674 or 65 93 75 603 www.arkwrights-groceries.com

BUILDERS

Milton Construction - 20 yrs experience in all types of construction from routine maintenance and repairs to new builds, pools, landscaping.Tel:625 348 406 for free estimates.

Professional Building Services 34 years in Building Trade Kitchens made or Just Fitted Reform, Extensions,Painting.NO JOB TOO SMALL FREE QUOTE call Garry or Olly Tel: 655279043 / 951167375 / 664156095 Spanish family builders for reforms, new builds, walls, pools etc. Good reputation with clients and known well in local town halls re: permissions etc. English speaking answering service. Please telephone: 660 144 402.

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C&T Maintenance Building, Carpentry, Plumbing, Electrical, Kitchens, Bathrooms, Gardening, D.I.Y & General Maintenance .

All aspects of work considered, good rates.

For a free no obligation quotation call Kevin on 952 551 013/ 652 826 628. Email: kswetman20@hotmail.com All types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Earn executive level income working from home 2-3 hours a day. Must have phone and internet. Only looking for motivated individuals who desire a 6-figure salary. Call: 671 879 715 www.SuperHighIncome.com

CAR AND VAN RENTAL

One way van hire, UK, France and Spain. Call: 952 541 147

CARS WANTED

Wanted all UK plated vehicles. Year 2000 onwards. cash paid. Call: 667 235 205

CARPENTERS

Andrew Rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens, wardrobes, shelving, aluminium door & windows. Call the Window Doctor for any window problem. Roller shutter blinds, mosquito blinds, security locks, repairs and renewals reasonable rates, Tel: 660 597 894 email: rodgersfamilyinspain@yahoo.co.uk Carpentry & Joinery all aspects of carpentry including kitchens, windows & doors, Dave: 686 307 769 Madercobrita Poligono la Panoleta, C/Juan Gris, Velez Malaga, 952 501 543

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING

Call Roy on: 958 640 068, Professional Machines, Best prices, Distance No Problem. 16years experience.

CATERING

Food For Thought Catering offering fantastic quality food at competitive prices.

Please phone us on 952 554 249 or 600 783 870

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or visit our new website at: www.foodforthoughtcateringinspain.com for more information.

L&L's Pies - Fresh homemade pies, pasties & much more. Large variety of flavours. Please call 666208880 for a full price list. Min Order 10â‚Ź

CHIROPODISTS

Registered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 15yrs experience NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLEANING SERVICES

Sunshine Cleaners for a sparkling clean result, daily, weekly or monthly visits. Also change overs and keyholding service. Give us a call on 639 583 400 M&M Cleaners in Competa and surrounding areas, cleaning all the way down to the coast. call the reliable ladies on: 952 553 729 or 647 145 628 Clean & Rosie - Private cleaning undertaken on villas and apartments, including windows, ironing and laundry. References available. Call Rose on 685 245 516

COMPUTERS

PCTorrox.com. All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas.

Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware ,Software and Website solutions. PC service only 50 Euros. Call Rab on: 952967124 or 645236259.

Computer Help.Troubleshooting & Repairs. New PCs supplied with Windows in English. WiFi installations. Reasonable rates. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. Patient & professional. Call David on 952 54 96 07 or 654 899 976.

Computer Problems? Help is at hand. Upgrades, repairs, hardware and sofware problems solved, NO FIX - NO FEE. Advice on buying and setting up the right computer for you. Tuition from complete beginners to advanced, get the most out of your PC. Call David Fleck on: 952 510 729 / 620 328 382 or email: technophobe@orange.es

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To advertise in The Sentinella call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com DENTISTRY

Unidental. English Dentist Practising Here C/Canalejas, 15 Local, Velez Malaga. Tel: 952 55 83 63 Ian Pett Dental Care, Five star dental care you can trust. Edif. Al-Zabel, Local 7, Cruce de Periana, 29713 Alcaucin, Puente don Manuel. 951 139 287 / 691 700 587 UK +44 1708 616 148. www.ianpettdentalcare.com

DOG BOARDING

Dogs - Home from home, boarding at my 10,000sqm finca in Rio Gordo. Offering a personal service where dogs live as family.

Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses etc...

DOMESTIC ENGINEER

Domestic Appliance Engineer From Ariston - Zanussi Your kitchen appliances professionally repaired, 25yrs experience with major UK Company, Tel Mick: 616 370 539, email: mick.griffiths@hotmail.com

ELECTRICIANS

Electro-Cute! English J.I.B. Electrician For all your electrical needs and problems Fault finding/Lighting and power/Air conditioning Electric gates and Intercoms/Pumps Rewires/Upgrades Call Stefan 610048919 electrocutster@gmail.com Lakeside Property Services, 24 hour call out emergency Electrician and Plumber.

Call David on: 627 931 357

ESTATE AGENTS/REAL ESTATE

Ab Ax Properties Colinias del Puerto 124, Avenida de Andalucia, Caleta de Velez, 952 511 103, www.abaxproperties.com Axarquia Properties SL 952 554 235 or 626 038 851, www.axarquiaproperties.com Axces Property Direct call or email: 0034 625 346 200 info@axcespropertydirect.com www.axcespropertydirect.com Fleming Properties, Calle Las Melosas, Edf Nautico, Torre del Mar, 952 547 131 or 637 278 306, www.fleming-properties.com

FURNITURE SHOPS

The Furniture Barns, Tel: 626 160 869 www.thefurniturebarns.com Email: info@thefurniturebarns.com Country Furniture, furnishings, accessories and much, much more...Look on our website for our latest stock or visit us at our new shop in Andalucian Auctions, Campillos Cudeca Second Hand Furniture Shop, tel 952 545 212 Calle Infantes 48, Torre del Mar (by Thursday market) open from 10.00 to 16.30 Mon to Fri and 10.00 to 13.30 Sats.

For donations of furniture please call Tony on 661 826 654.

GARDENING SERVICES

Red Palm Beetles, Processionary Moths.

Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 657 165 373 Garrick Welch Gardening and general maintenance, Torrox, Nerja and surrounding areas. Also tiling, painting and small building works. Hourly rates, references available, no job too small. Friendly reliable service. Enquiries: 664 226 509 / 690 848 951 / 952 539 674 or email: av_gaz@yahoo.ie

GLAZING

Euroglaze the first choice for your glazing needs. Specialising in Glass Curtains 951 139 192 or 666 941 951 info@euroglaze.eu, www.euroglaze.eu

HAIRDRESSERS

Blades - 20 years experienced mobile hairdresser & nail technician for acrylic nails.

Call: 658 733 661

HEALTH & BEAUTY

Weight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 Email: beasav@terra.es (business opportunity also available) WeightWatchers Meetings in English.

Nerja, Velez and Torrox. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further details.candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es Feel great, with our inner & outer body nutrition products. Call Kev or Fiona, 952 551 013 or 652 826 628. Also 2 job opportunities.

Email: kswetman20@hotmail.com Avon, for a brochure call Fiona 652 825 527. Why not invite family & friends & have an Avon Party

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HOLIDAY LETS

Villas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let. Contact Christine: 627 820 669 www.villaslet.com

HOME FURNISHINGS

Gilly’s Fabric Workshop For all your Upholstery & Soft Furnishings. Tel: 660 743 468 or 958 36 40 16

HORSE RIDING

Andalucia Horse riding, 1hr, 2 hr or day rides with picnic or bar lunch. Situated close to Lake Viñuela Also riding holidays with accomodation. Tel: 616 032 215, www.andaluciahorseriding.com Pony Riding, Main road Torrox-Competa between km 13 &14. Call: 626 836 736 Professional International Horse Rider Trainer, UK qualified, available for lessons, schooling etc.. Call Tina: 666 135 516 Los Caballos del Puente, Horse riding in the area around Lake Vinuela. One hour 20€, two hours 30€. Call: 697 594 824 Alcaucin Horse riding, Lessons, trekking kids club on Sats 10am - midday. Ring Charlotte for more info. 620 609 374. Website: www.horseshoeranchspain.webs.com

HOUSE CLEARANCES

House & Garage Clearances. Car Boot stock wanted. Fair prices paid. Call: 680 751 868 House Clearance & Removals. All items considered, cash payable on collection. Fast & Reliable service. Call Paul: 626 160 869 Carousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907

INSURANCE

LCJ INSURANCE, Not the cheapest, Not the dearest, Almost certainly the best, *Health Insurance, * Travel Insurance - Multi trips, *Car and House Insurance, * Funeral Plans, Call: 952 515 224 MAPFRE Insurance: Specialising in health, home, vehicle, business & life insurance. Range of pensions & investment plans. English & Spanish speaking. Call Victoria Harding for a no-commitment quote.

952 551 460, fax: 952 555 212 or email: vhardin@mapfre.com

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All types of Insurance available with Spains leading Insurance company Mapfre.

We also offer highly competitive rates for transfering currencies anywhere in the world.

English speaking service. Please telephone: 660 144 402 or e mail us at fairportinsurance@yahoo.es

INTERNET SERVICES

Riosat:SL, RioSat SL, No landline required. Internet and telephone services.

Some areas free installation. Covering Andalucia. ADSL from 29€ per month. SDSL from 39€ per month. No necisita linea fija. Internet y telèfono. Instalacìon gratis. Cobertura Andalucìa. ADSL de 29€ al mes. SDSL de 39€ al mes Llàmenos / Call 951 239 310 / 626 679 018. Email: info@riosat.com Web: http://www.riosat.com

INTERPRETATION SERVICES

España Interpretation Service for English, German and Spanish for Estate Agents, Exhibitions and public. Contact Sultana Kahn for a prompt service. 639 532 741. Email: sultanaespana@hotmail.com

KENNELS AND CATTERY

Wagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es The Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call.

Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msm.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available.

LAUNDRY SERVICES

3-J's Campo Laundry Service Your Laundry Washed and Ironed. We Pick up and Drop off. Everyday is a washday for the 3-J's. Torre, Vinuela, Colmenar and inland. Julie 699 349 748

LAWYERS

Carmen Silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Notaria Office). Free initial consultation,

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To advertise in The Sentinella call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com 952 967 004 Email: carmensilvia@telefonica.net International Law Solutions. English speaking SpanishLawyer. English and Spanish legal advisors. Urb Torrox Park, Zona Comercial 3, 952 527 831 or 615 338 139, info.ils@hotmail.com

LOCKSMITHS

British Locksmith - 24 hour service, good rates. Tel: 676 262 073

MACHINE HIRE

Machines for hire, for all your building & reform requirements, with or without driver.

Call: 696 547 646, on road to lake.

Saxon SL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MASSAGE (THERAPEUTIC)

Jonathan Mark Leggott, S.M.T.O. I.T.E.C Remedial Massage, Advanced Sports massage, Soft tissue manipulation. Centro Mar y Salud, El Morche -Torrox Costa. Tel: 639 528 205, 952 53 2065

MEDICAL CENTRES

Centro Mar y Salud offers good professional care and treatment in a friendly and healing environment. Our centre not only emphasises diagnosis and cure but also promotes maintaining your health and feeling good. We offer a range of practitioners and treatments; General Medicine, Psychology, Physiotherapy, Osteopathy, Obstetrics, Massage, Acupuncture, Gynaecology, Cosmetic surgery, Urology, Iridology, Colontherapy, Pedicure, Photo depilation, Yoga Classes, Gym classes.

Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, 952 532 065 / 617 913 196, www.centromarysalud.com.

MIDWIFE

Karen Fagan Independent Midwife registered with Colegio de Enfermeria Malaga & NMC London.Homebirth,waterbirth,birthing classes,breastfeedingsupport. Antenatal & postnatal care.Clinics held El Morche Centro Mar y Salud.TEL : 952 532 065 / 606 911 240 for appointments. www.costaguide.net/karen-fagan

MOBILITY PRODUCTS

Blue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 / 635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MULTI-SERVICES

M TeK Building Services Engineers. Fully Qualified Team of Engineers, Consultancy service, Plumbing, Electrical, Gas, Construction. Total One Stop Solutions. Spanish speaking personnel. Tel: 952 512 491 - 617 839 660 - 7 days a week. e-mail: markrkitchener@yahoo.co.uk Master Jack need a decorator, cleaner, gardener, carer, hairdresser, interpreter...?

Just call Master Jack, your first stop for services, we’ll arrange everything for you, very competitive rates, flexible working to suit you. Call Master Jack’s experienced workers on 676343528 or 656934208 for quotes and more information.

OPTICIANS

Heiko Stumbeck, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar, 952 967 923 and C/Antonio Ferrandiz "Chanquete" 23-25, Nerja, 952 528 395. C/Jacinto, Benavente Edf. No. 6, Fuengirola, 952 197 565

PAINTERS & DECORATORS

Painting, Decorating & all minor repairs.

Also villa changeovers, reliability and high quality work at a reasonable price. Phone Ian or Vanessa, 951 167 711 or 678 265 022 Puente don Manuel, Brush Strokes. Rooms painted from 60€ (i.e) one coat white) Villas painted from 300€ Tel: 686 307 769 or 639 738 624

PET COURIERS

Pet Taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

PHYSIOTHERAPY

Sanne H. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the Axarqùia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculo-skeletal conditions.

Tel 626 152 756

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24hr plumbing, drainage & all gas appliances, call 666 123 055 / 952 514 333 Wayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 239.

24 Hour Service: 634 275 030

PRINTING SERVICES

Business Cards double sided from 140€ for 500. Flyers double sided full colour from 165€ for 1,000. Call: 664 210 468

PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

Property Care, for cleaning, gardening, general property maintenance. Reliable service. Refs available. Call Denise or Dave for friendly chat on 616 869 429 Doctores de la Casa, We revitalise your property for re-sale or rental. Property or room makeovers, Property Management, Pool & Garden Maintenance, Guest Services. Call: 657 247 647 or email: doctoresdelacasa@gmail.com www.doctoresdelacasa.com AxarCare™ Property Management and Maintenance Services. A full range of property maintenance services carried out by professionals, Building, Painting, Electrical Work & Plumbing the one stop solution. Property Management Specialists a very comprehensive service, Including professional pool cleaning, full details on the AxarCare website. Axarcare we take care of all your property needs. Company Website: www.axarcare.com Tel :616-809-423

REMOVALS

Move It, Removals & Light haulage Nerja-based, Call or email for free quote: 620459908. Email: marknerja@hotmail.com Man and Van (high top). €22 per hour.

Reliable and friendly service. Call Paul: 626 160 869

RENTALS

Tenants-All types of rental,holiday,long/short term lets etc.,Owners - Make sure I know about your property, Please ensure you have contacted me so that I can help you.

Tina 0034 666135516 or Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk www.spanishmanagement.com Rent a Home Avenida Andalucia, 133, Torre del Mar. Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com website: www.rentahomespain.com 4 / 3 bed 2 bathrooms, Canillas de Aceituno. Fabulous villa with independent guest annexe and stunning views across the countryside, lake and mountains, Garage, private pool for long-term rent 695 Euro p/m tel:

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951167603 billandheather@hotmail.co.uk

RESTAURANTS

Taj Mahal ( Torre del Mar ) Avda.

Anadalucia, Blq. Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, C/Timon. Tel: 952 547 798 Taj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 Taj Mahal (Torrox Costa) N340 Tel: 952 53 49 72 Trendys International Bar & Restaurant.

Paseo de Larios, Torre del Mar. Tel/Fax: 952 54 13 43 or 607 839 035 Lemon Tree Rio Gordo Tel: 635 782 073

SATELLITE T.V.

Total Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com Sky Shop Torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 Sat. Co. Sky and “Free Sat.” HD. Call us 7 days a week. Call Tom on: 657 484 853

SOLAR POWER

Tecnicas Maro, Heating, Cooling & Solar Energy. Providing energy saving solutions since 1992. www.tecnicasmaro.com Email: info@tecnicasmaro.com. Tel:952 52 95 38

SOLICITORS

C&D Solicitors Specialists in Real Estate, Civil and Tax Law. Tel: 952 532 582 www.cdsolicitors.net or email: info@cdsolicitors.net

SWIMMING POOLS

PPP Caring for your property, pool and people. Proprty Maintenace and Pool Care.

Contact Ron: 637 995 088 ppp247@hotmail.co.uk

TYRES

Car, 4x4 and motorcycle tyres supplied and fitted. Punctures repaired, competitive prices. Also ITV (Mot) welding. For a no obligation quote call: 676 719 066 / 620 627 214 or 952 517 502. Email: sainbena@hotmail.com *Also iron work made to order.

WEB DESIGNERS

Spanglish Webs, Web designs, Data Base Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Menu Designs, English - Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices.

Contact Rachel: spanglishwebs@gmail.com or telephone: 691 660 187 Website:www.spanglishwebs.com

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CUTAR FP0640

Canillas de Aceituno two bedroom

A new, 84m2,

FP0548s

apartment on the edge of the village, easy walking distance of all amenities.

Air conditioning and furnished throughout, sea views.

89,500€

Las Cuevas

FP0190

A fully reformed, two bedroom, semi-detached country house with a separate self contained guest apartment set in the countryside and enjoying marvellous views to 189,000€ Mount Maroma.

A spacious rustic country house of over 200m2 set in the heart of the countryside with pool, mature gardens, Internet & garage 270,000€

A spacious, modern, three bedroom villa with pool and easy access only fifteen minutes to the coast.

FP0414 299,000€ Mortgage available.

Penones

Caleta - SPECIAL bedroom property A spacious three

FP0582

on two floors with garage and two large terraces offering marvellous sea views.

Communal pool.

189,900€

TORRE OFFICE Calle Playa Marina, 2D Torre del Mar. 29740 Tel: 952 54 71 31 Mob: 606 087 362 NERJA OFFICE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306