The Sentinella Axarquia January Magazine 2023

We would like to wish everyone that is reading this edition of The Sentinella Axarquia the happiest of New Years … welcome 2023! What will this year bring us, we ask ourselves? We just hope that it brings us all happiness, prosperity and success and especially for all businesses who choose to advertise with us in 2023. We love to see business thriving — that’s our ultimate goal. Our job is for us to advertise your business throughout the whole of the Axarquia in print and online, and distribute it each month to the young and the old so they can see exactly what services you have to offer and how you can help them with the daily services you provide. This means more sales for the advertiser and that’s what makes us happy — happy advertiser = happy customer = happy reader of The Sentinella. Everyone’s a winner!

New Year, new you! The start of a new year means you can look back on the past 12 months and really think about what life changes you would like to make. Many of you will be thinking about starting — or might have already started — your New Year resolutions. These could be the “usual” ones: to save more money, stop smoking, drink less, lose weight, get fit etc, or maybe it’s as big as changing career or moving abroad. Whatever yours may be, the important thing to remember when taking on these new challenges is that Rome wasn’t built in a day, so take your time, think it through and be absolutely sure you want to see it all the way through.

Maybe you have been thinking about a career move, setting up your own business or enjoying a change of scenery. Have you ever thought about running your own ‘The Sentinella’ magazine in a region near you?

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Flight fugitives

Spanish police are searching for 14 people who ran from a commercial plane after an emergency landing - which was forced by a woman 'faking' that she was about to give birth.

The Pegasus Airlines flight, from Morocco to Turkey, landed at Barcelona's El Prat airport soon after the woman claimed she was going into labour.

Authorities say that, once the plane touched down, a group of 28 people exited and "tried to flee".

Police managed to stop half of the group, but 14 escaped officers at the airport and remain at large.

The woman, who doctors later found was pregnant but not about to give birth, was arrested on suspicion of public disorder offences.

Spanish authorities said five of the people who were caught agreed to be put back on the flight, from the Moroccan city of Casablanca to Istanbul.

The rest are being processed for non-admission to Spain.

According to authorities, it is expected they, along with the woman who allegedly faked giving birth, will be put on another Pegasus flight out of the country.

The Spanish government's office did not reveal the nationalities of the passengers.

Lizard power

Officials in a Florida city said a recent "large scale outage" for power customers was caused by an iguana that wandered into a substation.

The city of Lake Worth Beach said on Twitter that the city's power company, Lake Worth Beach Electric Utility, dispatched repair crews to tackle the major incident.

The city said the outage was caused by an iguana that wandered into the 6th Avenue Substation and came into contact with equipment.

The city's outage tracking map confirmed power was restored later in the day. Green iguanas, native to Central America, South America and some Caribbean islands, are considered an invasive species in Florida.

Strange News (Continued)

Unicorn permit Rules are rules. Animal control officials in Southern California have granted permission for a little girl to keep a unicorn at home, provided she follows strict guidelines.

Los Angeles County Animal Care and Control shared a letter it received from a child named Madeline.

The girl wrote: “Dear LA County, I would like your approval if I can have a unicorn in my backyard if I can find one. Please send me a letter in response.”

Director Marcia Mayeda replied with a letter along with a pre-approved unicorn license, a heart-shape license tag and a plush toy unicorn — until Madeline finds a real one. Photos of the license and Madeline’s letter were posted to the agency’s social media. The licensing letter included five conditions: “1. The unicorn must be cared for in compliance with all animal caretaking regulations set forth in Los Angeles county Code Title 10.

2. The unicorn is given regular access to sunlight, moonbeams and rainbows.

3. The unicorn is fed one of its favourite treats

— watermelon — at least once each week.

4. The unicorn’s horn must be maintained to be in good health. This requires polishing at least once a month with a soft cloth.

5. Any sparkles or glitter used on the unicorn must be non-toxic and biodegradable to ensure the unicorn’s good health.”

Mayeda commended Madeline for her “sense of responsible pet ownership.”

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Foreign Ads

Actual adverts from around the world

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English.

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).

Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Blue Cross and salary: Widower with schoolage children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Specials: Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," in Chinese. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Adverts Gone Wrong

Always best to proof read your ads....

* For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie, chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

* Now is the perfect time to get your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!

* Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

* For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Huskey.

* 7 ounces of choice sirloin, steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

* Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

* Man, honest. Will take anything.

* 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

* No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

London Underground

5) 'Let the passengers off the train FIRST!' (Pause) 'Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home....'

6) 'Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions.'

1) 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.'

2) 'Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.'

3) 'We are now travelling through Baker Street ... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that'.

4) 'Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me.'

7) 'Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors.'

8) 'We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door.'

9) 'To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage -what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?'

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...

NewYear UselessFacts

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Roughly 45% of Americans make New Year’s resolutions, and 25% of them break them by mid-January.

The earliest known New Year’s celebrations date back to 2000 BC in Ancient Mesopotamia.

Superstition dictates that at midnight on New Year’s Eve, all doors to the house must be opened to assist the old year in finding his way out. Until the old year leaves, the new year will be unable to come in.

In parts of Italy, people welcome in the New Year by throwing old and unwanted things out

of their windows. By throwing out the old, they make room for new and lucky things to enter their households and lives in the coming year.

Many people ring in New Year by popping open a bottle of champagne. Americans drink close to 360 million glasses of sparkling wine during this time.

Each year about 1 million people gather in New York City’s Times Square to watch the ball drop.

“Auld Lang Syne” meaning ‘times gone by’, is traditionally sung at midnight on New Year’s Eve. It was written by Scottish poet Robert Burns in 1788.

The largest celebration in Australia is held in Sydney. The “Midnight Fireworks” are regularly watched by approximately 1.5–2 million people at Sydney Harbour.

Mexicans and Spanish celebrate New Year’s Eve, by eating a grape on each of the twelve chimes of a clock’s bell during the midnight countdown, while making a wish with each one.

The month of January is named for the Roman god Janus. Janus presides over doors, beginnings, and endings, and he is depicted as having two faces: one looking toward the new year, and one looking back at the old.

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British Newspapers

A selection of newspaper clippings...

A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'. (The Times)

Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.' (The Daily Telegraph)

Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News)

Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian)

At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coast guard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.

(Aberdeen Evening Express)

Mrs. Irene Graham of Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled - 'He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.''

(Bournemouth Evening Echo)

Headlines From 2035

It could happen…

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world "Little India" formerly known as Australia.

Jersey executes last remaining Greenie. White minorities still trying to have English recognised as UK's third language.

Gay marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice.

Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government has told the Japanese that grey squirrels taste like whale meat.

Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of LSPC

says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.

Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.

Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.

People around the world are no longer addicted to their mobile phones.

Police arrested a person who was driving a non-self driving vehicle on the public road.

Robot by mistake saved a life today.

Antarctica - World’s largest desert.

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Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit www.razahotel.com

Centro Casa Blanca was opened in 2008 by Bianca Bojahr. Bianca is a qualified Osteopath and a qualified practitioner in Bowen Technique, massage, lymphatic drainage, craniosacral osteopathy, reflexology, reiki and shiatsu. The Centre provides holistic techniques for a wide range of disorders and conditions including: Back problems, neck and shoulders, joint discomfort, tightness in muscles, fluid retention… and more. Call: 659 374 673 for more information.

Clinica Europa is a multidisciplinary medical center in Torrox, where they take care of your health, in the broadest sense, as defined by the World Health Organization. They speak English, German and French. Visit www.clinicaeuropa.eu or call: 952 530 908 for more information. Shop Local Support Your Local Community

New Redwell Store In Torrox Park

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Fruit & Veg Chart

This awesome chart can be used by everyone. Here’s G - Z

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Africancontinent... SouthAfrica

Population - 51 million Languages - English, Afrikaans

Located - South Africa

landscapes, and a complex history. Home to a multi-ethnic society encompassing a wide variety of languages, cultures and religions, it is aptly named the ‘Rainbow Nation’, and is famous for its popular tourist destinations and warm hospitality.

Officially called the Republic of South Africa (RSA), South Africa is the southernmost country of the African continent, sharing land borders with six other countries including Botswana, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, and two tiny landlocked countries: Swaziland, and Lesotho - the latter being an enclave country - meaning it’s situated entirely within South Africa.

South Africa is one of the few countries on the planet that consists of deserts, wetlands, grasslands, bush, subtropical forests, mountains and escarpments!

South Africa has 10% of the total bird species on earth.

Interesting Facts... South Africa is a truly fascinating and magnificent country packed with incredible wildlife, the most breathtaking

South Africa has the most official languages of any country. There are eleven official languages!

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Xango

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1 1/2 oz Light Rum 4 cubes Ice 1 oz Grapefruit Juice

Xaviera

1/2 oz Amaretto

3/4 oz Triple Sec 3/4 oz Coffee Liqueur 1 oz Whipping Cream

XYZ

1/2 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Light Rum 1 tbsp Lemon Juice

Y2K Shot

1 part Coffee Liqueur 2 parts Yukon Jack

Yaka

1 fifth Vodka 1 fifth Everclear 2 qt Water 7 slices Lemon 1 bag Lemonade

Yale

1 tsp Blue Curacao

1 1/2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1 dash Bitters

Yang Martini

3 oz Gin 1/2 oz Sake

Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker

1/2 shot Lime Juice 1/2 shot Tonic Water 3 drops Angostura Bitters

Yellow Boxer

1 oz Tequila

1/4 oz Galliano 3/4 oz Lemon Juice 3/4 oz Lime Juice 3/4 oz Orange Juice

Yellow Bird

1 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Galliano 4 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Yellow Girl Blues

2 oz Bacardi Limon Rum

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1/2 oz Blue Curacao 2 tsp Sugar 2 1/2 oz Water

1 whole Lemon

Yeoman's Passion

1 oz Gin

1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1 oz Pisang Ambon 2 oz Passion fruit Juice

1/4 oz Egg White

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Zorro

2 cl Creme de Menthe 2 cl Irish Cream 2 cl Sambuca 3 oz Coffee 1 1/2 oz Whipping Cream

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2 oz Amaretto

2 oz Rum 4 oz Grape Kool Aid

Zadarade

1 oz Triple Sec

1 oz Orange Vodka 10 cubes Ice

1 splash Cranberry Juice

1 splash Pineapple Juice

1 splash Lemon Lime Soda 1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

New Year´s Resolutions

Here are 10 tips to help get you started when making yours…

1. Be realistic

The surest way to fall short of your goal is to make your goal unattainable. For instance, resolving to never eat your favourite food again could be a bad choice. Strive for a goal that is attainable, such as avoiding it more often than you do now.

2. Plan ahead

Don't make your resolution on New Year's Eve. If you wait until the last minute, it will be based on your mindset that particular day. Instead, it should be planned well before 31st December arrives.

3. Outline your plan

Decide how you will deal with the temptation to skip that exercise class or have one more cigarette. This could include calling on a friend for help, practicing positive thinking and self-talk.

4.

Make a "pro" and "con" list

It may help to see a list of items on paper to keep your motivation strong. Develop this list over time, and ask others to contribute to it. Keep your list with you and refer to it when you need help keeping your resolve.

5. Talk about it

Don't keep your resolution a secret. Tell friends and family members who will be there to support your resolve to change yourself for the better or improve your health. The best case scenario is to find yourself a buddy who shares your New Year's resolution and motivate each other.

6. Reward yourself

This doesn't mean that you can eat an entire box of chocolates if your resolution is to diet. Instead, celebrate your success by treating yourself to something that you enjoy that does not contradict your resolution. If you've been sticking to your promise to eat better, for

example, perhaps your reward could be going to a movie with a friend.

7.

Track your progress

Keep track of each small success you make toward reaching your larger goal. Short-term goals are easier to keep, and small accomplishments will help keep you motivated.

8.

Don't beat yourself up

Obsessing over the occasional slip won't help you achieve your goal. Do the best you can each day, and take each day one at a time.

9.

Stick to it

Experts say it takes about 21 days for a new activity, such as exercising, to become a habit, and 6 months for it to become part of your personality. Your new healthful habits will become second-nature in no time.

10. Keep trying

If your resolution has totally run out of steam by mid-February, don't despair. Start over again! There's no reason you can't make a "New Year's resolution" any time of year.

Best of Luck!

1. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

2. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

3. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

4. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

5. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

7. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

9. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

11. If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

12. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Parsnips are native to Europe and Asia and were introduced to North America in the 17th century.

They are available all year-round, having a peak season in winter.

Parsnips were once more popular in Europe than either carrots or potatoes.

It is an biennial plant that is strongly-scented and grows to over 1.5 meters in height.

Parsnips need to be stored in a cold, dark place. They are best kept in the coldest part of the fridge, where they will keep for two weeks or more.

Parsnips can be baked, boiled, pureed, roasted, fried, grilled, or steamed.

Roasted parsnips are considered an essential part of Christmas dinner in some English-speaking parts of the world

The potential health benefits of parsnips include anticancer, anti-fungal and anti-inflammatory properties, as well as reducing blood cholesterol level.

Half a cup of sliced, cooked parsnips has 3 grams of fiber and only 55 calories. They are a good source of vitamin C (11% of the recommended daily allowance), folate (11%), and manganese (10%).

Since most of the vitamins and minerals are

found close to the skin, many will be lost unless the root is finely peeled or cooked whole.

Trailer Trash

I want to be trailer trash because:

They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today.

They did not get mortgages they couldn't afford.

They did not run banks to the ground with greed.

They did not use investors for their personal benefit.

They don't even belong to the unions that ask too much of their companies.

I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes.

I want to live more simply, pack up the dogs and move into a motorhome.

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Drinks: Mead And Variations

Mead is recognised, widely, as an alcoholic beverage, produced utilising honey, to a great advantage. Meads can incorporate fruits, grains and also spices, plus other ingredients, in their production. An overtone of honey is predominant and Mead can be classed as a medium to sweet wine, in my opinion. The ABV can vary, from quite low to over 20%, in some instances. Mead is known to be an ancient production and has evolved, through centuries, to the very popular beverage it is today.

NIDHOGGR TRADITIONAL MEAD (17% vol)

I found to be – as the name suggests –traditional. The sweet flavour, for the mouth’s pleasures, continues through to the palate’s delight, with an excellent, smooth, extended sensation. NIDHOGGR GINGER MEAD (17% vol) has the ginger element showing through, perfectly. Sweet and warming.

NIDHOGGR ELDERFLOWER MEAD (17% vol) entices with fresh elderflowers, that will surely impress lovers of elderflower flavours, which are very well balanced, in this production. NIDHOGGR RASPBERRY & LEMON MEAD (17% vol) has lemon detected, as well as raspberry, which is a further, extremely popular mead variation, being perfectly blended with sweet honey. If a more citrusy production is required, then the NIDHOGGR LEMON & LIME MEAD (17% vol) will not disappoint. An abundance of citrus flavours, with honey, pleases the nose and then follows on to the mouthfeel, wonderfully.

Award-winning Nidhoggr Company meads are brewed, produced and bottled in York. The city of York has a lot of interesting history, dating back many centuries. Numerous visitors, both from the UK and worldwide origins, find great enjoyment and interest in York. The City Walls and York Minster are amongst numerous places and venues to admire, appreciate and visit. Be it for a day, weekend or longer vacation, there is lots to do and explore, for the whole family. www.visityork.org

I found the authentic Nidhoggr meads to have great appeal, with splendid flavours of ingredients, that produce exceptionally smooth beverages. Nidhoggr meads are made using ingredients which are sourced locally. Great to include in cocktails, too. The excellent website has all details, including information and dates for forthcoming events – all good for sampling!

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As always, enjoy & Happy New Year!

Trevor Langley

StrangeWorldFilmReview

Disney Animated Productions Rating: PG

Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jaboukie Young-White, Gabrielle Union, Dennis Quaid, Lucy Liu

When the electrical flora that fuels the mythical land of Avalonia suddenly starts powering down, scientist Searcher Clade (Jake Gyllenhaal) ventures to a monster-crawling subterranean world to discover the cause and put it right, with his son Ethan (Jaboukie Young-White)

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and wife Meridian (Gabrielle Union) in tow. They unexpectedly reunite with Searcher’s long-lost explorer father Jaeger (Dennis Quaid) – who’s been surviving down there for decades.

Disney rarely ventures into the world of sci-fi in their animated films but this is a clever and entertaining mixture of the real and unreal, with clearly defined characters voiced by several well-known and recognisable stars.

Fast, fun, and full of freaky creatures, Strange World shows that Disney can do all-out action-adventure just as well as fairytale fare – while, hopefully, nudging the studio further towards the future.

Star rating ****/*****

Christmas, New Year, and the Holidays in general, are a difficult time for many people, especially those struggling with a drinking problem. Alcohol is everywhere; boozy office parties, family get-togethers or drinks out with friends and colleagues.

It is also a time where it is normal for people to overindulge. Which makes it easy to put off thinking about whether your alcohol use is out of control. Everyone is doing it; so that means it is okay –right?

But what happens now? The season is over, and you are struggling to stop with the daily/morning/binge/excessive/.……. (You can fill in the blank with any type of drinking that is causing an issue or a concern). Maybe your alcohol use over the festive period caused problems? There were arguments, accidents, missed events, or unnecessary drama. Was it simply that your compulsion to drink came before everything else? Leaving you isolated, miserable, and lonely.

Do you find yourself drinking when you don’t really want to; on days when you have previously promised yourself that you wouldn’t? If once you start, do you find you can’t seem to stop? Is alcohol causing you, or those around you, a problem?

If you answer yes to any of these questions but find you can’t seem to stop yourself from picking up that glass; or stay away from the booze for any length of time, then you are not alone. Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) can help.

Here two members of AA talk about how they found an answer to their struggles with alcohol; and how they no longer feel alone.

“My name is Richard, I started drinking at 15 years old. The sensation was amazing, I loved the feeling, was immediately hooked, and wanted more. My drinking turned into a chronic problem when I retired

from work. Alcohol became my life. I was depressed and lonely. I had no interest in people, places, or things. Relationships were a thing of the past. Eventually even eating became a chore–alcohol always came first.

After a serious health scare, which led to my hospitalisation, I knew I had to make a change or die. I was full of fear at the prospect of my first AA meeting. I hoped that I would hate it and that would justify never going back. However, what I found was love and understanding; and a realisation that there were many other people just like me.”

“My name is Donna. In the beginning alcohol gave me confidence, it was fun. Then it changed, instead of drinking to socialise and have a good time, I was drinking because I had to. I wasn’t happy and alcohol numbed my feelings. Everyone around me drank, it wasn’t unusual. But the way I was feeling, and using alcohol wasn’t normal.

I didn’t know what to expect at my first meeting. Sitting there listening, for the first time ever I felt I wasn't alone. I heard people speaking about how they felt and how they drank … and it was just the way I did. It gave me hope.

Life now is fantastic. I love sobriety, and the new life I have been given. I am no longer sad and self-obsessed. I can be useful to others. I like who I am. I hated myself when I was drinking. AA worked for me, when everything else I tried, had failed.”

There are meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous, with friendly people who will understand, held daily throughout the Costa del Sol. Meetings are free to attend, and anyone who thinks they may have a problem with alcohol is welcome.

Call the English-speaking AA helpline for support: +34 600 379 110 or visit the website for help and information: www.aacostadelsol.com

News

From

The Phoenix Club

On Tuesday 13th December 2022 the members of the Phoenix Club in Torre Del Mar presented representatives of Cruz Roja, Velez Malaga with a collection of toys for them to distribute to the under privileged children of the area. The Presentation was made by the clubs President Tim Denham at their clubs meeting place at La Vega Restaurant.

A Light Hearted Little Tale

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too specially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now!

Donation Of Spanish Property

I am a British resident and I own Spanish property. Should I gift it to my children during my lifetime?

If you gift Spanish property to your children, there are various things that one needs to think about.

As a Spanish non tax resident, regardless of whether you sell or gift your property, you will need to account for 19% Spanish Capital Gains tax (CGT). A capital gain is calculated by taking the sale price and deducting the purchase price and related fees and costs. In addition to the 19% CGT, one needs to pay plusvalía. Plusvalía is essentially a municipal CGT.

If you gift your property during your lifetime, you will also need to account for lifetime inheritance tax (IHT) in Spain, often referred to as a ‘donación’ in Spanish. This is generally very low in Andalusia as there is a 99% exemption when gifting to children.

This is only part of the picture for British residents in that British residents need to also consider their potential obligations and tax liabilities in the UK.

UK CGT is ordinarily charged at either 18% or 28% on second residential property, depending on whether the person is a basic or a higher rate income tax payer. An individual will normally be given credit for the Capital Gains tax paid in Spain to avoid double taxation.

No lifetime inheritance tax in the UK would be payable and this is known as a PET - a Potentially Exempt Transfer. Provided that

you live for seven years after the gift, it would not fall into your estate for the purposes of calculating UK IHT.

With property values continuing to rise, there is an increasing number of people who need to think about IHT. UK IHT at death, above applicable exemptions, is charged at 40% and 36%.

Each individual’s circumstances are different. For a confidential consultation tailored to your situation please contact Sam Baker, English solicitor at De Cotta Law: sambaker@decottalaw.net Telephone 952 527 014.

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Never Purchase a Real Estate Property In The Name Of A Company

Just a brief note to clarify a frequent occurrence for which we receive requests for advice at our Law office.

Many clients are advised to set up limited companies to buy properties in Spain or sometimes it is suggested that they purchase the shares of an existing limited company which is the legal owner of a property.

Should you be thinking of buying a real estate property (either for your own use or as an investment), never use a limited company for this purpose. Limited companies are for running a business, not for holding ownership of real estate properties.

Despite what you are told by many investment and financial companies about the advantages of limited companies, I can confirm that there are no tax advantages or savings of any kind to be gained by using a limited company, but there are many extra costs and potential tax liabilities.

You must always purchase your real estate in your own name. It is much simpler, cheaper, and safer. You should never set up a company or purchase the shares of an existing company that holds the ownership of a property, just to buy real estate. The ownership of a limited company or shares in a limited company would imply taxes to be paid and a risk of taking over the company’s previous duties or commitments.

Please also note that apart from the costs and risks of setting up a company or buying an existing company, you would also be liable to pay the annual maintenance costs. Years pass by very quickly and you will see that having a company would involve spending money like water, with no benefits at all.

Finally, please also be aware that the Spanish Tax Office considers that ify ou are using a

property owned by a company you should be paying rent for said property to your own company. This would implicate an important tax liability for the company who would have to pay annual corporate taxes at the rate of 25% of the assumed annual rental that you should be paying to the company.

CONCLUSION: Never set up a company to buy a property, nor purchase an existing company holding ownership of real estate. You should always purchase properties in your own name.

And if you have already made the mistake of using a company to buy a property, we would recommend that you liquidate it ASAP and register the property in your own name. This way you would avoid an unpleasant claim from the tax office and would also save a lot of money by avoiding the maintenance costs.

If you have any further questions or doubts regarding this matter, or need assistance for liquidating your Ltd company, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Jose M. Lopez-Avalos - Solicitor Tel. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com

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New Words To Use In 2023

Great words to insult or amuse...

1) Salad Dodger - Excellent phrase for an overweight person.

2) Swamp-Donkey - A deeply unattractive person.

3) Testiculating - Waving your arms around and talking bo**ocks.

4) Blamestorming - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

5) Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

12) Aeroplane Blonde - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

13) Aussie Kiss - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

14) Oh - No Second - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

21) Tart Fuel - Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

22) Picasso Bum - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

6) Puggle – A dog breed created combining a pug and beagle.

7) Beardo – A nickname for a person with a beard.

8) Sitcoms - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.

11) Pronk – A weak or foolish individual.

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Just as we all have medical check-ups to make sure we are in good health or take our cars for a MOT to make sure they are road-worthy, we should also check our homes regularly to safeguard ourselves against unforeseen events and to avoid any unpleasant surprises.

Lotti Lundstedt, from Liberty Seguros offers us some tips on how best to avoid damage to our homes and shares with us the popular home insurance covers for properties in Spain:

"The most common claims are those caused by water damage. As a general rule, we always recommend closing stopcocks – even if you are only going to be away for a short period of time.

"What’s more, there are other small actions that can be taken to prevent unintended damage too. From not using the toilet as a waste bin, to protecting drains with filters, unblocking drains as soon as you come across a blockage, preventing damp by maintaining good ventilation throughout the home, checking pipe joints and making sure there are no leaks coming from the cistern or dripping taps. These are all simple but effective ways to keep your home protected all year round."

Nevertheless, in the case of damage caused by water, Liberty Seguros home insurance policies do offer extensive cover. Policy holders can rest assured that expenses incurred with regard to locating the damage are covered, as is the repair and/or replacement of damaged parts within the confines of the home.

Home insurance policies with Liberty Seguros also cover the breakage of pipes - even if

there is no actual damage caused by the leak – and excess water consumption can be claimed for up to 1.000 euros per claim each year.

Lotti Lundstedt continues: "In recent years–and as a result of climate change – extreme events which cause significant damage to homes have become more and more common. With this in mind, coverages that include damage due to atmospheric, meteorological, geological or seismic phenomena such as landslides, subsidence or floods are in high demand.

At Liberty Seguros we have taken this into account and with our optional ‘Accidental All Risks’ cover, all of these scenarios are covered – even if they are not actually considered ‘extraordinary’ under current legislation."

Lundstedt also explains that one of the most asked questions is whether locks and keys are included in Liberty Seguros home policy. She reveals:"Our Liberty Seguros home insurance policy includes a complete assistance. We will actually send a locksmith out to you if you find yourself locked out by accident, and of course, you are also covered for locksmith services if your keys are lost, stolen or broken, or even if the lock has been rendered useless due to an attempted burglary, or other."

Liberty Seguros believes that whilst it’s not compulsory by law, having a home insurance policy that is adapted to YOU is essential for your peace of mind. It’s for this reason that Liberty Seguros makes it as easy for you as possible to adapt your home policy to meet your REAL needs.

What’s more, with Liberty Seguros there are more than 300 expats agents and brokers that are available to assist you with face-to-face advice in your OWN language.

For more information, simply call 91 342 25 49 or visit libertyexpatriates.es for thename and location of your nearest Liberty Seguros broker.

We are now already in a new year, gosh, time rushes by! In terms of selling properties, the biggest selling season and the best time to offer your property for sale is the Spring season, which is long, covering January to June.

It’s very much a cycle when it comes to purchasing and selling property here. Summer is the quietest time (it’s hot, half the houses people wish to view are let to tourism, and flights and accommodation are expensive), so best to avoid putting your house on the market in June, for example, as it could sit there for 2 or 3 months with very few viewings. In the Autumn, people start to come back over and do research and many buy at this time. Then at Christmas, when it’s cold, everyone thinks of warm Spain, as they take their chilly Christmas break, and start to surf the property portals again. But, Spring is THE time! After a year or so of pondering, as the Winter makes way for brighter days, the trigger is released and clients jump on planes,

Season!

enthusiastic and excited to find their dream home in the sun!

Last Spring season was crazy for every agent I know – the busiest and most successful we have known. Perhaps the busy time got busier because of the post-covid rush to purchase, and perhaps, with a few of the uncertainties happening in the world at the moment, this Spring may not be quite as busy, but after twenty years in this business, we know that while the sun still shines, people will come out in the first half of the year to buy!

So, we strongly recommend, if you are thinking of selling, to do this early in the biggest selling season, January to June.

For further information and advice, or a free valuation, we are always ready for you!

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Celebrity News

Sad reflection

Allison Holker is honouring her late husband Stephen "tWitch" Boss.

In a statement confirming the former Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ's death, the mum of three reflected on his legacy.

"It is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to share my husband Stephen has left us," Holker said in a statement to E! News. "Stephen lit up every room he stepped into. He valued family, friends and community above all else and leading with love and light was everything to him. He was the backbone of our family, the best husband and father, and an inspiration to his fans.

"To say he left a legacy would be an understatement, and his positive impact will continue to be felt," she continued. "I am certain there won't be a day that goes by that we won't honour his memory."

She concluded with a message to her husband, saying, "Stephen, we love you, we miss you, and I will always save the last dance for you."

E! News can confirm Boss died by suicide. He was 40 years old.

Not so super any more Henry Cavill's Superman became the latest DC Universe casualty under new owners Warner Bros. Discovery, following a string of dramatic shake-ups for the franchise.

Cavill's shock announcement that he will 'not be returning as Superman' is the latest sign that new studio heads James Gunn and Peter Safran are making major changes to the DC franchise.

Following the merger that created new parent company Warner Bros. Discovery in April, DC's $90 million Batgirl movie was scrapped in the final stages of production, and plans for Wonder Woman 3 were cast aside earlier this month.

Gunn and Safran, who took over DC Studios last month and report directly to WBD boss David Zaslav, have said they are working on a 10-year masterplan for the DC Extended Universe, which will tell a unified, overarching story across multiple mediums.

Gunn ominously tweeted that his plan to overhaul the franchise with Safran would 'build upon what has worked in DC so far' as well as 'rectify what has not.'

New act for Cheryl

Cheryl is reportedly set to pocket one of the biggest fees in West End history, with sources claiming she'll earn £750,000 for four months work on 2:22 A Ghost Story.

Sharon’s mystery illness

Sharon Osbourne has reportedly been hospitalised after suffering a medical emergency while filming a new TV show.

The TV star, 70, had been busy shooting a paranormal TV show in California near the Glen Tavern Inn in Santa Paula when she fell ill suddenly, according to TMZ.

Doctors were called out to the Tavern over a 'medical call', a Ventura County Department rep reportedly told the publication.

The singer, 39, who will make her West End debut in the play next year, has signed up for the role despite having little acting experience, and bosses hoping that she will boost ticket sales.

Earlier this month Cheryl announced that she had joined the cast of the terrifying stage thriller, replacing Laura Whitmore who will depart the show in January.

It was previously reported that Cheryl would be earning at least £100,000 for her work in the play, despite facing criticism for her casting due to her lack of acting experience.

They subsequently transported a patient to Santa Paula Hospital. Sharon was confirmed to be the patient to TMZ. And it is understood she has now been released.

Her current medical condition is unknown and it is not clear what was the cause of the sudden ill health. Sharon has never previously spoken about any major health concerns.

Charities

What´s on in your area?

SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People

Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com

The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com

Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, on Mon 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wed at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member. Interested? Tel: Sue on 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat.

Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org

Pippa’s Pawprints Charity Shop C/ Antonio Jimenez No. 4b, behind the Bus Station and the Notary. Cards, bric-a-brac, bags, shoes and quality clothing at knock-down prices. Now open from Tues to Sat 10.30am - 2pm. 622 574 174

AAR (Axarquia Animal Rescue) shop. Avenida Andalucia 147, Torre del Mar. Open Mon - Sat 10am - 13.30 All donations gratefully accepted

Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Contact Mario 649 59 55 94

Scottish Country Dance Classes at El Trapiche Market, contact George 619 069 966

Every Tuesday is Tony’s Bingo Quiz at The Belvedere at 3pm in Torre del Mar. Come along for a great fun afternoon! Call 610 100 908 to reserve a table.

Every Thursday Quiz at Bar Samba 7pm.

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 9.30am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164

The Nerja Players meet on 1st and 3rd Tues of the month between Oct and Apr. Perfomances are rehearsed readings. Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja. Look for the very large BLUE entrance door. We are between Salon de Juegos and a Supermarket. Reservations on our website. Email: admin@thenerjaplayers.com

Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club

Looking for players of this new team based in Torrox, for 50 and over men’s physical and mental health and to make new friends. Joining the new league on the Costa Del Sol. Join us on Facebook “Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club”

New Life Church Whether you live in Nerja or are visiting our area, you are very welcome to come and join us at our Sunday gathering. Join us for a time of Holy Spirit led worship and experience the presence of our God. Our teaching is Bible based as we honour God and obey His Word. During this time of uncertainty, God’s Word reminds us that the Gospel shines brightest in times of darkness. Our service lasts for about 1 hour and 30 mins. With Tea and Coffee afterwards. Sunday Service 11.00am Prayer Meetings Wednesdays 11.00am Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja, Email: info@nlcnerja.com www.nlcnerja.com FB: www.facebook.com/nlcnerja

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña). Open mornings only Wed & Fri 10am - 1pm. For info Tel. 952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org Jan event: Thurs 12th –Excursion to Gibraltar for the Sales. A chance to visit the various tourist attractions e.g. St Michaels Cave, cable car and tunnels. An opportunity to purchase Duty Free items and typical English items of food, etc. from the Morrisons Supermarket, please be aware that you might NOT be able to bring certain items back into Spain, so we suggest you check with the authorities. Masks will need to be worn at all times on the bus. Ticket price 20€, or with Friends of Lux Mundi Card 18€. Proceeds for fundraising. PASSPORTS/ European ID Card required. For departure details contact us.

Local Police : 091

Guardia : 062 Electricity : 952 540 662 Ambulance : 061 Water : 952 540 662 Fire : 080

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Bus Stations

Torre del Mar Call: 952 559 100 Malaga Call: 952 350 061

Tourist Information

Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104

Hospitals

Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000

Weekly Market days (mornings only)

Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa Thursdays: Velez Malaga, Torre del Mar & Frigilana

Fridays: Cala de Moral

Saturdays: Caleta de Velez, Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Nerja Car Boot

ITV Call: 951 707 108 www.itvcita.com

Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally)

Town Halls

Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000

Airports

Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 958 245 200

Railway Stations

Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272

Water Supplies

Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013

Consulates

UK 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland 952 475 108 Germany 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists

Moviestar

Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004

Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), every Sunday at 12 noon. There is an on-line "zoom" service on Wednesdays9.30am. Please contact Fr Nigel with an e-mail address if you would like to join us. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House951 815736, Mobile: 608 695 756, email: cofenerja@gmail.com, website: www:nerjaalmunecaranglicanchurch.co.uk. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sun Tel: 952 110 416 website: stgeorgemalaga.org Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sun 10.30. Tel 608 063 873

Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar Catholic Mass in English. Every Saturday at 17.00. Tel: 952 543 334.

St Barnanabas IERE (Anglican) Torre del Mar, Morning prayer 1st Sunday, Holy Communion 2nd, 3rd and 4th at 11am. Tel: 657286284

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740.

Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/ Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar

Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship 11am - Bible Study Wed 2-4pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, Cruce de Periana Puente don Manuel. 952 117 145 or 952 518 185

Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com

Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs based in Lake Vinuela area. We meet on the first Mon of each month (not Aug) at Punto de Encuentro Asador, Puente don Manuel) At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Find us on Facebookat Asociacion El Valle.

The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931

Trumps Bridge We are a very friendly international Bridge Club playing Duplicate twice weekly on Monday and Thursday afternoons at 2.45pm. We now play in our new premises at El Zoco, Calle Neptuno, Nerja. We will be starting a beginners' course in the near future and run a Mentor scheme for those wishing to improve their game. Should you require a partner, or wish further information on our Club, visit www.bridgewebs.com/trumpsnerja

The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground car park, starting at 11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please email: nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com

Phoenix Club We now meet every Tues between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk

Short Mat Bowls is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Mon and Thurs afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com

Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Anoreta, then why not join

What’s On

TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: Bob Bennett on 691 571 570

Multi-National Choir has moved! We have relocated to Vélez-Málaga - easier access to people in local communities who want to come and sing with us. Rehearsals Thur, 17:30 – 20:00 in the Casa Hermandad de la Cofradía de los Estudiantes, Plaza de los Sastres, 1, CP 29700 Vélez-Málaga, near San Juan Church and the Language School. Parking nearby at the San Francisco market (1 euro). For info please contact 657 951 755 (English) or 689 111 352 / eucorax@hotmail.es

RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Fri from 11.30 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings. We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653 108 415 benajaraferblspainsouth@gmail.com

Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wed from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 KM9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits. scs.colmenarsocialclub@gmail.com Tel: Marjorie 608 409 864

RBL - Nerja meets several times a month enjoying lunches in Maro & La Herradura along with a monthly quiz on Torrox Costa. We host many specialised events throughout the year. Everyone is welcome. Booking is essential call: Kim on 711 077 576 or email kim_bowe1@hotmail.com For info visit us on FB page Royal British Legion Nerja or contact our Chairman Eddie on 711 052 499

RBL Riogordo Branch meet the last Thursday of every month from 12.30 at Bar Eusebio's, Paseo de Andalucía, Riogordo 29180. Come along and meet a friendly group of people, and enjoy Bingo, quizzes, raffles. Also outings with one of neighbouring branches. Lunches are available. You do not have to be ex services to be a member. Please tel 633 125 681 or email rbl.riogordo@gmail.com

Chess Club: For details call 658 503 604

Jokes ha ha :)

A professor at the Adelaide University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands. ‘Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands. ‘That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand. ‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hand. ‘That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to ghosts?'

Way in the back, Ahmed bin Talabi raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Afghani student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghosts?'

Ahmed replied, "S***, from way back there I thought you said goats."

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?’

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.’

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

I dialled a number and got the following recording, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine!!!

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.

I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting cradle snatcher and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

Jokes ha ha

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."

It's late autumn and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village

should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone box, called the National Weather Centre and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be very cold,' the meteorologist at the weather centre responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Centre again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Centre again replied, 'It's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Centre again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a s***load of firewood.'

Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've named him Birmingham.

I took an epileptic girl to a rave once. I jokingly told her, ‘This place has rave reviews’, but she just rolled her eyes at me.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group ‘The Monkees’. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face!

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Get Quizical Hey Diddle Riddle

1. Meyer, Eureka and Sorrento are types of which yellow citrus fruit?

2. Anil Kumble was a leading cricketer for which country?

3. In which French city would you find the Musée D'Orsay?

4. Which 'D' is the area outside a ship which can be walked on?

5. Which biblical character was known for his strength and came from his uncut hair?

6. Which actress played Margaret Thatcher in the 2011 film The Iron Lady?

7. 'Notes on Nursing' was a 1859 book by which English founder of modern nursing?

8. What was the surname of brothers Grant and Phil in the TV soap opera Eastenders?

9. Gigs, shades and specs are all nicknames for which type of eyewear?

1. I am weightless but put me in a bucket and I will make it lighter. What am I?

2. What building has the most stories?

3. Someone’s mother has four sons: North, West, and South. What is the name of the fourth son?

4. What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

5. You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

6. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?

7. Why is Europe like a frying pan?

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Across 7 Hispanic word for a wadi or canyon (6) 8 French Mediterranean port and naval base (6) 9 TV genre: a product found in bars? (4) 10/11 Items listed on a restaurant bill, traditionally at the foot (5,3,7) 13 Hiding place: squirrel away (5) 15 Disagreeably domineering (5) 17/20 Being very successful or helpful (7,2,6) 21 Become friendlier; loosen or warm up (4) 23 Idiosyncrasy: defect (6) 24 UK seat of learning (6)

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Cogito, ---- sum (4)

Kind of room or suit for a young child (6)

Tease (3,4)

Area of a stadium where people sit, misleadingly (5)

Brown with a yellow or red tinge (6)

Dubious activities (6-2)

Express contempt for; ridicule (4-4)

Facial photograph of a suspect taken by police (3,4)

Flickering light associated with discos (6)

Inform; declare (6)

Brown earth containing ferric oxide, particularly (5)

Well-ventilated (4)

Horoscopes

by Juanita Banana of Banana Moon Yoga Therapy, Studio, Travel & Retreats

ARIES: March 21-April 20

You begin 2023 with some positive planetary aspects which make it an excellent time to begin or expand a project. Ask for help or ideas if you need to. Avoid impetuousness and making promises you’ll not be able to keep

TAURUS: April 21-May 21

A potentially difficult month for Taureans - try to avoid allowing professional concerns to control your mood which can irritate, bog you down and make you feel trapped. Remain calm and the situation will soon resolve to your advantage

GEMINI: May 22-June 21

Planetary energies may disconnect you from reality. If you are aware of staying grounded, your genius ideas can materialise. In matters of the heart, you feel free and able to be yourself

CANCER: June 22-July 22

Try to rid yourself of the impression that your boss or spouse is never happy. On January 6th, with the full Wolf Moon, beware of feeling blue; instead put things into perspective and find someone with whom to enjoy an intellectual exchange

LEO: July 23-August 23

You have an unfortunate tendency to harshly impose your convictions – try to realise what you are doing and saying and, instead, offer advice with humour and in a relaxed manner. Opportunities are presented that lead to new horizons

VIRGO: August 24-September 22

Your self-confidence is high and you can trust your intuition as your best guide during January. Be careful not to exhaust yourself by catching up with others' mistakes or assuming their responsibilities

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22

Offset any feeling of loneliness by connecting with people who are on your wavelength; participate in meetings and accept invitations. Avoid manipulation around the full Moon on the 6th that could place you in a delicate situation

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21

During January Scorpio can expect to lead a routine life without surprises but with peace and peace of mind. To step outside this comfort zone would bring unnecessary challenges and difficulties

SAGITTARIUS: November 22December 21

There is a lightness in your relationships and exchanges. Your independence is allowed to flourish, you feel appreciated and valued, joyful and lucky, grateful and free

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20

You are yearning to realise an ambition, perhaps to have a proposal or project accepted. Opportunities are there but be open and realistic - put all cards on the table to have them well received and your plans furthered

AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19

Come out of your inertia to appreciate some pleasing opportunities. Use reason, rather than emotion, to deal with those around you who are not ready to change their habits. Take time to consider pros and cons before making a decision that would put all your assets in question

PISCES: February 20 - March 20

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CARERS CARERS

DENTISTRY DENTISTRY

lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: info@clinicaeuropa.eu

DRAIN CLEARANCE DRAIN CLEARANCE

CHIROPODISTS CHIROPODISTS

lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your

COMPUTER SERVICES COMPUTER SERVICES

lSteve’s Computer and Laptop Service. Providing a thorough health check/repair for corrupted software and removal of virus/malware infections. Sales of used/refurbished laptops at competitive prices. Call Steve in Torrox: 634347055 Email: sfmay@hotmail.com

CURRENCY TRANSFERS CURRENCY TRANSFERS

lWise Really easy and a cheaper way to send money abroad. Every friend that you invite to Wise will get a first ‘fee-free transfer’ of up to 500pounds. Plus you get rewarded too. You receive 50€ once 3 friends are invited, who make a qualifying payment of at least 200€ each. Click below to receive your free transfer. https://transferwise.com/invite/asd/kamik9

ELECTRICIANS ELECTRICIANS

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lAndalucia4you.net Advice on the entire buying-selling process including property management and reforms. Avda. Andalucia 125, Caleta de Velez. Call: 952 72 08 32 or whatsapp 634 35 70 26 Email: contact@andalucia4you.net www.andalucia4you.net

lImmotions Real Estate, selling to Belgian, Dutch, English, Spanish & Scandinavian clients. We offer; one go-to person, renovation guidance, after-sales service and much more! Call +34/654 899 531 or +34/656 823 048 Website: immotionsrealestate.com E-mail: info@immotionsrealestate.com

lBluCee Real Estate / InmobiliariaPersonal service by dedicated team covering Málaga to Nerja, and Axarquia. We are listing specialists. Spanish, Dutch, Swiss, German, Belgium, British, Scandinavian and American clients. Website: www.blucee.com Email: info@blucee.com Tel/WhatsApp: 0034 711 042 727

lUnspoilt Andalusia, Established 2002, selling country and village properties. Our aim has always been to make any sales or purchase experience easy, helping our clients along after completion! Offices just off the main A356 road in Trapiche village. www.unspoiltandalusia.com Email: unspoiltandalusia@gmail.com Tel/WhatsApp: +34 606010580

lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net

lhausstar Equity Release & Real Estate Need money to make your retirement more comfortable? Call the experts! Call: 915 302 491 or visit www.hausstar.es

lVillaSolutions Real Estate Agency: As seen on Ch4: A Place in the Sun, a family run business since 2002. Many EXCLUSIVES, view videos on every property. Head office: C/Puente de Don Manuel, 8, Local D, 29713 ALCAUCIN, Malaga. Call/WhatsApp Tim: +34 696522171 Email: tim@villasolutions.net Web: www.villasolutions.net

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lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advice with 17 years experience in Spain. Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: spanishmanagement1@gmail.com Web: www.spanishmanagement.com

lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

FINANCIAL SERVICES FINANCIAL SERVICES

lSpectrum IFA Group, Specialist Financial Advice to Expatriates across Europe. Our expertise covers Retirement & Pension Planning including QROPS, Life Assurance, Efficient Investing (using Insurance wrappers), Succession & Inheritance Tax Planning, Currency Exchange & much more. Contact Antony on 0034 639 418 017

FISH & CHIPS FISH & CHIPS

lThe Town Frier at The Belvedere. All Your Chippy Favourites. Fish & Chips, Kebabs, Pies... All freshly cooked. Eat-in or takeaway. Please call or Whatsapp: 608 531 601 or 610 100 908. Avienda de Colon, No. 1 Torre del Mar.

FUNERAL

lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour. Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

FURNITURE FURNITURE

lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org

GARDENING GARDENING

lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099

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GARDEN FURNITURE GARDEN FURNITURE

lDe Tropen - Specialist in garden furniture, 13.000m2, all models in stock. www.detropen.es Location: Autovía del Mediterraneo A-7 (Exit 953), 29700 Velez Malaga, Entrance behind Repsol gas station. Tel. 680 480 276

HAIR SALONS HAIR SALONS

lThe Studio Izzi & Capelli Paseo Maritimo de Poniente 17, Torre del Mar, (Close to the Lighthouse & Tennis courts) Call: 952 965 646 or 608 782 348

lErica Villegas Stylists Specialists in hair colour, balayage, weddings, Botox hair treatment, protein and keratin. C/ Cristo 10, Nerja. (Post Office street, down side in front of Coviran supermarket) Call 952 523 966/610 876 127

HEATING HEATING

lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels & designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Axarquia Servicecenter, P.box 28, Torrox Park. 606 423 869 sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

INSURANCE INSURANCE

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lLinea Directa, Car insurance starts from 194€. Best prices and best cover. Car, motorcycle, home and vehicle fleet insurance. Call: 952 147 834 www.lineadirecta.com

lLiberty Seguros The Expats No. 1 choice for insurances. Avda. Andalucia, 61 Blq 1, Local E, Torre del Mar. Call: 951 552 085 / 617 967 668 Email: libertyexpatsmalaga@gmail.com

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lLanguage Classes Online. Learn Spanish online or in presence! We speak English, German and Italian. All levels catered for. Home lessons available. www.languagesclassonline.com Email: team@languagesclassonline FB: @languageclassesonline Tel: 648 69 77 96

lTrilingo Idiomas is a British run language academy based in Velez-Malaga offering English and Spanish to Expats, from beginners to advanced – call Mark or Donna on: 951 768 175 / 679 792 329

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For just 65€ + iva for the year! The most affordable way to get your businesss noticed! These directory listing adverts are used by thousands of readers throughout the Axarquia area. To reserve your space Call/whatsapp 664 210 468

LAWYERS LAWYERS

lCS Abogados, Spanish solicitors, specialists in property law. English Spoken. Torrox Costa, 952 697 004 Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, 951 832 130 Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es

l De Cotta Law Spanish Abogados & English Lawyers. Consultations and advice on all legal matters, including Visas and Wills. Conveyancing specialists. www.decottalaw.com. Call us on 952 527 014 or email info@decottalaw.net

lMálaga Legal, Professional, friendly experts offering all types of legal advice, incl. family law, conveyancing, immigration, contracts, tax, Wills residency, etc.. all in English or Spanish. C/ Puerta del Mar 3, Local 17, Torre del Mar (directly opp. the Police Station) Tel: 659 752 538 info@malagalegal.com / www.malagalegal.com

VAN

MAN & VAN MAN &

lMan & Van Transport, Clearances, 15€ p/hour and 0.25c per KM. Extra man 10€ p/hour. Call Jan 643 623 684

METALWORK METALWORK

lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILIE HAIR & BEAUTY MOBILIE HAIR & BEAUTY

MOBILITY SERVICES MOBILITY SERVICES

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS

lÓpticas Perea Optometry, contactology, vision therapy and audiology. Visual acuity and visual performance diagnosis with 3D/IA test. Hearing tests and IA technology. C/ Santa Margarita, 15, Torre del Mar, Tel. 951 241 410

PARAGLIDING PARAGLIDING