Issue 8

Physiotherapy Assistant-Job Description:

• Physiotherapy assistant will work under the guidance & direction of a Chartered Physiotherapist to support the provision of physiotherapy services.

• To assist in the implementation of physiotherapy programmes as determined by the Chartered Physiotherapist.

• The physiotherapy assistant will demonstrate & understand the skills required to support the patient in all aspects of physiotherapy intervention on a background of knowledge in human anatomy & physiology.

Not less than Fetac level 5 - (NCVA 5) Healthcare Support Certificate. All experience levels consideredCanvassers will be disqualified.

If interested please email your CV and cover letter to corinneevansphysiotherapy@gmail.com

Closing date 27th March @ 12 noon

LEGAL MATTERS CORNER

MIRIAM MC GILLICUDDY ANSWERS YOUR LEGAL QUERIES

Declan’s landlord has presented him with a residential lease to sign in relation to the property he will be renting. He is concerned about some of the terms of the lease he is not sure he understands them and is wondering what to do.

While residential lettings now have many statutory terms implied into the relationship e.g. standards of residential premises, restrictions on notice periods for termination of the letting by the landlord and limitations on rent reviews amongst other matters the fact is that it is always a good idea to have a formal residential lease in place as it establishes with clarity the legal obligations of the Landlord and Tenant in relation to the property. Moreover, while a landlord may present a lease to a tenant there may be room for further negotiation of terms and thus it would be advisable for Declan to seek specific advice from a solicitor on the terms of the lease. While many residential leases are standard a landlord from experiences of letting may have brought in his own specific terms from situations that arose for him/her over the years.

Having said all that there are a few items that a tenant needs to look out for.

1. Are contents included? If so, are they listed and are the listed items all in the property.

2. What are the obligations in relation to repair, maintenance,

and making good losses on the property.

3. How much of a deposit is payable and what are conditions on which the Landlord may keep all or part of the deposit.

4. What are the provisions in relation to the tenants’ contents are they are the tenants own risk in which case Declan may need to insure these contents separately. What are the terms in relation to insurance who covers what?

5. Are there any additional costs e.g., refuse, Local Property Tax, utilities, alarm fee etc.

6. Are pets allowed and if so, are there conditions in relation to same.

7. If the property has a management company looking after common areas, there may be certain rules that need to be abided by.

8. Is there a parking space with the property?

Are there stipulations allowing the landlord to access the property and if so, what are they.

9. If something goes wrong on the property who sorts it out. Is the obligation on the landlord in relation to repair and maintenance?

All the above are only some of the items one needs to look out for in relation to a residential lease as many of these leases have varied terms independent legal advice is always recommended.

Lawquip: What did the apartment say to the landlord? Please Re Lease Me.

If you have a legal query or need further information on any item addressed in this column please send in your query to miriam. mcgillycuddy@gmail.com | Miriam McGillycuddy, Solicitor, Derryana, Ballyard, Tralee, County Kerry.

Celebration Ireland

Tommy Marren and Crokey Hill Players (3 Hail Mary’s) present a 2 hour variety show celebrating all things Irish with music, songs, comedy sketches and more.

Tickets €26/23/20

King – Fishamble

Pat Kinevane returns with Fishamble in this one may play exploring prejudice, privilege, and resilience

Tickets €23/20

Well – Pat & Faye Shortt

Make the most of your St Patrick’s long weekend with comic father and daughter duo Pat & Faye Shortt as they bring their madcap characters to the stage.

Tickets €30

Eddi Reader

Scotland’s renowned Eddi Reader returns to Tralee with her 40 Years Live Tour

Tickets €30 FRI

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

Photos by John Cleary

ABOVE: Dancing the night away at Ballyroe Heights Hotel at the Kerins O’Rahilly’s GAA Kerry County and Munster Club Victories dinner dance, from left Sinead Moran, Dawn Lynch, Kay Hayes and Cliodhna Hayes.

ABOVE: Launching Daffodil Day on 24th March in aid of the Tralee Branch of the Irish Cancer Society, from left Aidan Griffin, Chrissie Griffin, President Tralee Branch, Noreen O’Mahony and Ed O’Connor.

ABOVE: Re-acting the tragedy of republicing prisoners tied around a bomb that was detonated at Ballyseedy, causing the death of eight men with one man surviving the explosion.

ABOVE: Tralee Garda present a cheque for 4,173 EURO proceeds of Garda Carol singing and band in Tralee town centre before Christmas; to Kerry Hospice Foundation Palliative Care Centre, sitting from left Community Garda Cathy Murphy, Andrea O’Donoghue PRO Kerry Hospice and Community Garda Trish Fitzpatrick, back from left Linda McMahon, Norma O’Brien, Elizabeth Koch, Des Corbett and Eileen O’Grady.

ABOVE: Tralee ladies pictured at Kerins O’Rahillys Victory dinner dance at Ballyroe Heights Hotel on Saturday night from left Brenda Roche, Nora O’Connor and Nora Corridon.

ABOVE: Happy supporters attending Kerins O’Rahilly’s GAA Victory Football honours at Ballyroe Heights Hotel on Saturday night, from left Emma Curtin, Tom Lynch, Claire Walsh and AnneMarie Lynch.

ABOVE: Maura Moriarty- Earley. Tralee, wearing her (Grandmothers Medal, Mai Macey, Ballylongford) and pictured with Donal Kelliher, Listowel, taken at Ballyseedy Sinn Féin Commemoration Ceremony on Sunday.

ABOVE: Taken at the Commemoration Ceremony at Ballyseedy , Tralee, on Saturday, from left Lily Tangney, Paudie Fuller and Gail Tangney, Tralee.

ABOVE: Denise and Edgar McGrath, The Kerries, enjoying the Kerins O’Rahilly’s GAA Kerry and Munster Club Victories at Ballyroe Heights Hotel on Saturday night.

ABOVE: Rory Fuller, whose Great Grandfather was Stephen Fuller, presenting a wreath to the Leader of the Fianna Fáil party Tánaiste Micheál Martin TD at the Commemoration Ceremony at Ballyseedy, Tralee, on Sunday, Rory is pictured with Padraig Fuller his Grandfather.

ABOVE: The Lynch family from Tonevane, Paul and Emily Lynch, with their children Olivia, Theo, Jack and Faye, who took part in the procession at the Mission in St. John’s Church on Friday night.

ABOVE: The President of Sinn Féin Mary Lou McDonald TD and Sinn Féin Cllr. Deirdre Ferris, and supporters pictured at the Sinn Féin Commemoration Ceremony at Ballyseedy, on Sunday.

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS...

from The Tralee Advertiser Team and Tralee Chamber Alliance

Tralee Chamber in partnership with Kerry County Council are gearing up for the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade. This highly anticipated event, which has been a beloved tradition in Tralee for decades, will once again showcase the best of rich Irish culture and community spirit. This year’s theme “Cúpla Focal” aims to honour and celebrate the Irish language and is expected to attract thousands of spectators to the streets of Tralee. Community Garda Mary Gardiner has been announced as this years Grand Marshal. “We are thrilled to be bringing the St. Patrick’s Day Parade back to Tralee this year”, said Colette O’Connor, Tralee Chamber CEO. “Following on from the success of our ‘Tralee ‘The Christmas Kingdom’ events, we are delighted to have Oliver Hurley and Ken Murphy onboard again as parade directors and it’s amazing to see a whole host of Tralee businesses, clubs, volunteer groups, bands and more getting involved in this year’s parade. It really does bring the entire community together and showcases our Irish heritage to visitors from around the world.”

This year’s parade promises to be a visual feast for all in attendance.

Spectators can expect to see a colourful display of floats, vibrant marching bands, dancers and traditional Irish music and entertainment. Organisers have also engaged with the street theatre spectacle company Artastic from Kildare for this year’s parade. Artastic are renowned for their wonderful visual creations, many of which feature in the Dublin St Patrick’s Day Parade each year.

Speaking ahead of the celebrations, Mayor of Tralee, Cllr Mikey Sheehy said “Tralee’s St. Patrick’s Day parade is a day to celebrate our heritage and our history. This year’s parade is presented by the wonderful and varied communities who make up our town and we encourage all sports clubs, societies, groups and businesses to join in our National Day of Celebration.”

Oliver Hurley of Oliver Hurley Productions said “The Parade will be a reminder of how the Irish language still resonates with all of us. The parade will showcase words and phrases ‘as Gaeilge’ that are used by many of us today. Throughout the parade, large colourful signage in the shape of speech bubbles, will link phrases like, “Slainte”, “Céad Míle

Fáilte”, “Ciarraí Abú”, “An bhfuil cad agam”, In addition to the parade, there will be a host of other events and activities taking place throughout the day in Tralee. The town will come alive with music, dancing, food, and fun, creating a lively and festive atmosphere that’s sure to delight locals and visitors alike. The Tralee St. Patricks Day Parade 2023 will kick off at 12:00pm noon from the John Joe Sheehy Road and wind its way through the heart of the town. A number of road closures

Wanderlust, Wellness and Adventure in the Great Outdoors at Wander Wild Festival in Killarney

If you are itching to embrace Spring with new adventures, then pack your bags for the Wander Wild Festival in Killarney from 24-26th March. The unique adventure and wellness festival, set in the lakes and mountains of the UNESCO Killarney National Park has over 120 events for the body, mind and soul. The festival, sponsored by Nature Valley, offers something for all interests and abilities. Start the day with a sunrise dip at Dundag followed by a lakeshore sauna, enjoy a hike hosted by Roz Purcell, kayak to Innisfallen Island, or try out a Wim Hof Method Workshop. Thrill seekers can scale Carrauntoohil, test their endurance on a trail run or night run, or rise to new heights with rock climbing and abseiling. Wellness enthusiasts can experience Yoga & Light Therapy, Sunrise Vinyasa, Forest Bathing, Handstand workshops and Yin Yoga. There is a packed children’s programme with Gruffalo hunts, urban orienteering and a Kids Zone. There is so much more on offer: a 3D sensory tour of the Blue Pool Nature Reserve, two Irish adventure films premieres, food trails, guided hikes, night walks, and lots more! Book your event on wanderwildfestival.com.

will be in place from 10.30am on the morning of the parade and motorists and pedestrians are requested to follow the guidance of the volunteer stewards.

Tralee Chamber and Kerry County Council encourage spectators to line the streets and would like to thank all the participants, volunteer, and sponsors who make the parade possible. We look forward to a safe and enjoyable event for all.

photo credit ;Domnick Walsh

Get ready to embrace your inner Cúpla Focal and experience the magic of St. Patrick’s day in Tralee

Mike from Ryle’s Pharmacy presents First Aid bags to Jayden & Jack , stars of the Kerry U16 Team ! Connollys Jewellers looking good

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Sneem has its first Rose!

David makes it on AIB’s Club Team of the

Remembering Margaret ...Lovely Piece by the Rose of Tralee International Festival this week

This International Women’s Day we’re celebrating Rose of Tralee trailblazers from throughout the years. Margaret Dwyer became one of the first members of the festival committee in 1959. She became the first female president of the Festival in 1970 and under her stewardship came a successful new approach to attract more sponsorship and State support for the growth and development of the festival. This helped pave the way to make the Rose of Tralee one of Ireland’s most famous and successful family festivals to the present day. Ms Dwyer, who was 97 when she passed away in 2016, was originally from the New York but her mother hailed from Tralee. Her husband was killed in Germany during the Second World War and she decided to move to Tralee with her two sons, Ryle and Sean. During the war, Ms

Dwyer worker as a radio telephone operator with AT&T, talking regularly with both US president Franklin D Roosevelt and the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill. With the highest security clearance, she listened to every conversation to ensure atmospheric conditions did not garble the trans-Atlantic phone calls between the world leaders. The contribution of Ms Dwyer to the development, growth and longterm success of the Rose of Tralee from 1959 to 2003 and, indeed, to the town of Tralee through her role in the local business sector, has been immense. Having received the freedom of Tralee, her contribution was once again acknowledged in 2012 when she became the first honorary member of the Tralee Chamber Alliance.

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The Journey of the New York Rose-Bud by Lilly McDonnell

Being chosen as The Rose Bud to the New York Rose 2022, Cathrena Collins, has been such a magical experience for seven year old Lilly McDonnell from Tralee, and she is about to experience amazing chance of a lifetime. Cathrena, her Rose, has organised for Lilly to march in the St Patricks Day parade this year in New York City with her. Bursting with excitement this is more than Lilly could ever have imagined doing as a Rose Bud and I cannot wait to go. This will be my first time in New York.

Since the Rose of Tralee festival Lilly has been quite busy. The Achill Link Magazine in Achill, Co. Mayo asked Lilly to write a piece on her experience as a Rose Bud and

published this at Christmas. Lilly has strong Mayo connections and likes to spend her holidays in Mayo.

Rachel the Rose of Tralee visited Lillys school in January and Lilly got to greet her when she arrived and was on stage with her. Lilly is a second class pupil of Gaelscoil Mhic Easminn here in Tralee.

Lilly and Cathrena have remained in close contact since the Rose of Tralee and they have developed a lovely friendship. Cathrena had invited Lilly to come to New York but Lilly could never have imagined it would be on such a big occasion.

The Rose of Tralee itself was magical with five days of fun filled experiences?? The Rose Buds and escorts lined the red carpet to

welcome their Rose, on the morning the festival began, which was followed by a party with the Roses and Rosebuds. Lillys highlights of the festival were the parades, the

Tralee ladies Marian Fitzgerald with her friend Kay Lynch and dog Penny were enjoying the centenary commemorations on Sunday afternoon at Kilflynn Village.

(Photo Moss Joe Browne.)

Áine Ní Chuaig and Sally Ryle attending the Civil War Era Concert ‘Their Memory Will Endure’ as part of the recent Kerry Civil War Conference at Siamsa Tíre.

fireworks followed by a disco and of course her TV appearance when the Roses took to the stage with Daithi. Lilly McDonnell, New York Rose Bud 2022

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Good Chips?? Why, it has to be the Green Rooster of course!

Jimmy and the gang at the Green Rooster famous Chipper are looking forward to celebrating 75 Years in business next year !!

When Sir Bobby lined out for Waterford FC !!

England’s legendary Bobby Charlton lining out for Waterford FC in January 1976. He only played 4 games for the club, but it was still an achievement to get the World Cup winner to play in the league.

Scoil Eoin

Balloonagh take part in the Mini Sevens !

Congratulations to our girls and boys football teams who competed in the Mini Sevens in Caherslee this week

The Rose Hotel recognised for outstanding contribution to becoming an Autism Friendly Hotel

The Rose Hotel is proud to have been recognised for the outstanding contribution it has made so far on its journey towards becoming an Autism Friendly hotel by AsIAm, Ireland’s National Autism Charity & Autism Friendly Tralee. On Tuesday 28th February, Adam Harris, CEO of AsIAm, and Lisa Curran of Autism Friendly Tralee presented an award to The Rose Hotel in recognition of the outstanding contribution made already in becoming an Autism Friendly Hotel. Speaking at the award recognition presentation Jennifer Dee, Duty Manager at The Rose Hotel commented;

“We are delighted to have received this award of recognition on our

journey in becoming an Autism Friendly Hotel. The team here have worked very hard in completing the steps so far and are already working on the next phase. It is an honour for us to be part of this fantastic initiative and would encourage more businesses to get involved”.

The hotel has already completed the following steps on its journey to becoming an autism-friendly hotel:

• Over 40 staff members including front line staff, managers & supervisors have completed a 40-minute online training course.

• A Social Story has been developed to help guests prepare for a visit to the hotel.

• Created a sensory-specific

activity for our guests which is the availability of a relaxation sensory box.

• We dedicate a specific Autism friendly dining time

Kerry FC take their first points in front of homecrowd!

Kerry FC and Treaty United faced off in a Munster derby clash in Mounthawk Park, Tralee, with both teams searching for their first points of the season. Kerry, who had lost their previous two games, made one change to their team from the previous match, with

Nathan Gleeson coming in for the injured Trpimir Vrljicak, while Treaty made two changes to their squad. Kerry enjoyed a dominant start to the game and soon took the lead with a tap-in from Sean Kennedy. Treaty almost equalized soon after but missed their chance. Kerry

continued to put pressure on their opponents, but Treaty goalkeeper Shane Hallahan made some crucial saves. Treaty’s persistence paid off in the 30th minute when Enda Curran scored the equalizer. The second half saw Treaty creating more chances, but Kerry defended resolutely to hold onto a draw despite being

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reduced to ten men after Andy Quaid was sent off. The Kerry fans were supportive throughout the game, and the team will be hoping to build on this encouraging performance in their upcoming match against Galway United. photos by Adam Kowalczyk,

Minister Foley confirms over €100,000 in funding for Kerry Heritage Projects

Minister for Education and Kerry T.D Norma Foley welcomes confirmation of the allocation of €101,000 in funding for 15 Kerry heritage projects through the Built Heritage Investment Scheme (BHIS).

The BHIS is providing €4.5m in funding to be shared by a total of 556 projects across all local authorities. In total 15 projects across Kerry will benefit from this round of funding including the former Magdalene Laundry at Baile Mhuire, Balloonagh in Tralee (€14,000), Callinafercy House, Milltown (€11,000) and The Old Rectory, Killgobbin, Camp (€7,500).

Minster Foley said: “I welcome this confirmation from Minister Malcom Noonan of significant funding which will provided vital assistance for the maintenance and upkeep of 15 key protected heritage sites across Kerry. Today’s announcement includes specific funding for thatched structures which will also provide employment in traditional heritage trades.”

What

'Vampire facial?

Platelet-rich plasma (PRP) treatment is a medical procedure that has gained popularity in recent years due to its effectiveness in treating various musculoskeletal injuries and conditions. PRP is a concentration of platelets, growth factors, and cytokines that are found naturally in our blood. These substances play an essential role in the body's healing process.

During a PRP treatment, a small sample of the patient's blood is taken and processed to separate the platelets from the rest of the blood components. The resulting PRP solution is then injected into the a ected area, where the platelets and growth factors can accelerate the healing process.

PRP treatment has shown signi cant success in treating conditions such as osteoarthritis, tendonitis, ligament injuries, and muscle strains. It has also been used in cosmetic procedures, such as hair restoration and skin rejuvenation to reduce the appearance of ne lines and wrinkles and tighten skin.

One of the bene ts of PRP treatment is that it is a non-invasive procedure with minimal side e ects. Patients can usually resume their normal activities immediately after the treatment. Additionally, PRP treatment is a natural alternative to other medical interventions that may have more signi cant side e ects or risks.

While PRP treatment has shown signi cant success in treating many conditions, it may not be suitable for everyone. Patients should discuss their medical history and any underlying conditions with their doctor before undergoing PRP treatment.

In conclusion, PRP treatment is a safe and e ective procedure that can accelerate the body's natural healing process. It is a promising option for patients with various conditions and injuries including skin laxity and hair loss However, it is essential to consult with a healthcare professional to determine if PRP treatment is the right choice for you.

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CAN HEARTBURN DRUGS LEAD TO VITAMIN B-12 DEFICIENCY?

• When stomach acid flows backward into the tube that connects your throat to your stomach (oesophagus), it's referred to as acid reflux or gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). You might experience chest burning during an attack of acid reflux (heartburn). This may happen after a large meal, drinking coffee or alcohol, or both.

• Heartburn medicines work by suppressing stomach acid or neutralising acid once it has formed.

• Blocking stomach acid and other secretions may also prevent B-12 absorption.

• Some studies have discovered a link between heartburn medications and an increased risk of vitamin B-12 deficiency.

WHY IS THIS SIGNIFICANT?

Undiagnosed and untreated vitamin B12 deficiency can lead to serious and sometimes irreversible complications. These can include anaemia, disorientation, neurological damage, gait disturbance, and dementia.

To varying degrees, two common GERD medications have been linked to B-12 deficiency:

H-2 receptor blockers.

• Cimetidine, famotidine, and ranitidine are some examples.

Proton pump inhibitors.

• Omeprazole, esomeprazole, and lansoprazole are some examples.

When either type of medication was taken daily for two years or more, the risk of vitamin B12 deficiency increased significantly.

Speak with your doctor if you're worried about your vitamin B-12 intake. Ask your doctor if you should take a vitamin B-12 supplement or if you should take a reduced dose of your medication if low B-12 levels are a problem.

Nora

Thai-style pork patties

These fab fragrant meatballs are so quick to prepare and perfect with simple stir-fried veg

For even speedier Indian-style patties, replace the spring onion, chilli, coriander, lime zest and mint with 1½ tbsp mild curry powder. The patties are suitable for freezing without the veg and rice.

Ingredients

• Half a bunch of spring onions, finely chopped

• 1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped

• Small handful of finely chopped fresh coriander

• Grated zest of 1 lime

• 2 tsp dried mint

• 500g pork mince (5% fat or less)

• 1 egg white

• Low-calorie cooking spray

• 300g pak choi, roughly chopped

• 250g mushrooms, sliced

• 100ml hot vegetable stock

• 1 tsp Thai fish sauce (nam pla)

• Plain boiled rice, to serve

Method

1. Preheat your grill to medium-high.

2. Put the spring onions, chilli, coriander, lime zest and mint in a bowl with the pork and egg white. Season lightly and combine well using your hands. Divide the mixture into 20 portions and shape each one into a patty. Arrange on a non-stick baking sheet, spray with low-calorie cooking spray and grill for 15 minutes or until cooked through, turning once.

3. While the patties are cooking, spray a large non-stick wok or frying pan with low-calorie cooking spray and place over a high heat. Add the pak choi and mushrooms and stir-fry for 2-3 minutes. Stir in the stock, bring to the boil and simmer for 1-2 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the Thai fish sauce.

4. Divide the patties between warmed plates and serve hot, with the vegetables and rice.

Sharon's Slimming World

Tralee Pipe Band Hall

Wednesdays 9am & 10:30 am & 5pm & 6:30pm

Contact Sharon 089-2201599 Sharon's Slimming World Tralee

Nora's Slimming World

Manor Retail Park

Thursdays 9am & 10:30am &5pm & 6:30pm

Fridays 8am, 9:30am & 11:00am

Contact Nora 087-2489838 | Nora's Slimming World Tralee

BBC channels set to disappear from set-top-boxes

If you have a old sky box or a free to air box and you have noticed that you are beginning to loos BBC channels this because The BBC are turning o their standard de nition channels and then replace them with high de nition channels only. That means that the BBC channels will leave the SD only set-top-boxes. So in order for you to continue watching BBC Channels is to upgrade to a High de nition Box. I would recommend getting a freesat box as it gives you a 7 day guide and updates the frequencies automatically so you don’t lose channels

Can my Mobile Phone be hacked

Yes, hackers are constantly looking for new ways to in ltrate our devices and steal the large treasure trove of data we hold on them. Look out for these signs that can tell you if you been hacked . Phone slower than normal, If apps are taking longer than expected to load, this could mean that you’ve been hacked. The same goes if the app crashes randomly too Smartphone batteries do drain faster with time. But if it’s happening suddenly, it could point towards malware.

That’s because malware is secretly beavering away in the background, sucking up more power to go about its malicious purpose. Overheating is also a sign if you suspect that you have been hacked do not use your banking app or any other nancial app rest your phone immediately, do not use your banking app. So much of your lif in on your mobile phone so protect it, by getting a mobile phone antivirus

AHHHH, OLD ROMANCE . . .

Janet was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.”

Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” Janet asked. “To get my teeth!”

A GERMAN LIFESAVER CARRIES A DOG THAT NEARLY DROWNED FROM THE BEACH...

He plopped it down on the sand and did CPR, as the dog’s owner watched nervously from aside. The dog spat out water and stood up— the lifesaver saved it.

“Oh my goodness, thank you so much for saving my dog!” the owner said, “Are you a vet?” “Vet? VET???” the German excalimed, “I’M LITERALLY SOAKING!”

WHY DIDNT THE LIFEGUARD SAVE THE DROWNING HIPPY?

Because he was to far out man

MY GRANDFATHER IS SO GOOD AT RUSSIAN ROULETTE that he only lost once

MY MARRIAGE IS OVER.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I’ve had a crush on my friend ClaireLee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left. I do feel bad about it all.

But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.

A THIEF ENTERED A HOUSE ONE MID-AFTERNOON TO FIND...

a couple upstairs in the bedroom . He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery.

The man started sobbing and said, “Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go.” The thief replied,

“You must really love your wife, having no regard for your own safety.” The man said, “No, she’s my neighbour’s wife. Mine will be back shortly!”

MY WIFE SAID. “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?”

She turned around and walked away. I stared at her blankly and thought “that’s an odd way to start a conversation”

TO THE GUY THAT STOLE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS ..

I hope you are happy now..

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

KERINS O’RAHILLYS WEEKLY NOTES

In round two of the Tralee town league, the Seniors emerged victorious against St. Pats in a game played in Blennerville. The Seniors finished with a final scoreline of 2-16 to 1-05.

The club’s victory social, held at the Ballyroe Heights Hotel, was a night to reminisce and revel. The event proceeded smoothly, with the history makers, led by captain Ross O’Callaghan, entering the room to rapturous applause.

Minors:

• Played against Dr Crokes in Killarney last Thursday evening and finished with a score of 4-10 thanks to great work by their forwards.

• Momentum was halted by a goal for Crokes and that really ended their comeback.

• Progress is positive, even though the team is learning a great deal playing in Division 2 and while the results aren’t going their way.

Nótaí na mBan:

• Last Wednesday marked the start of Seachtain na Gaeilge, the biggest Irish language festival in the world.

• U12 Girls trained in the Sports Academy, MTU, last Saturday and will be training on the AstroTurf in Tralee Sports Complex on Saturday, March 11th.

• U14 Girls have Round 1 of the Non-county player league coming up on March 19th and will be playing a game instead of training this week.

• U16 Ladies are looking forward to seeing a full turnout at training next week, with round 1 of the county league coming up soon.

JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES

Senior Men

• Played challenge game against Ballymaclligott with great football on display

• Thanks to Gallys Bar and Restaurant staff for ongoing support

• Senior Team to play Austin Stacks in the Town League final (Group 1) at St. Pats in Blennerville on Sunday at 12.30 pm

Senior Ladies

• Training to take place on Thursday (March 9th) with strength and conditioning in the hall from 7pm-8pm and again Sunday 12th March on the field at 12 noon

• Any players 16 years and over are welcome to join the Senior Ladies team

Under 14 Girls

• Concentrating on ball-work and replicating match-play scenarios during training

• Determination by all players to progress as individuals and as a team

• Training times for March have changed to Monday nights 6-7pm and Thursday nights 7-8pm

Under 16 Girls

• Worked on fitness, soloing and skill-based session

• Welcomed new coach, Ava Buckley

Under 13 Boys

• U13 Green team put an impressive score line on the board against Na Gaeil

• Spirited and determined performance from U13 Gold team against Na Gaeil

• Thanks to Na Gaeil for the challenge games

• Training continues again on Friday at 6pm

AUSTIN STACKS

LÁ FHÉILE PÁDRAIG

The Marching Season Comes Again!

• Date: 17th March

• Location: The Yellow Road

• Event: The Rock’s March

• Occasion: in honor of Saint Patrick, the apostle of Ireland

• Bring: hats, flags, banners, trumpets, drums, and bodhráin

• Sunday morning football as usual

• U10 boys will take part in the Maynooth GAA Tournament on April 22nd

• Look forward to making the trip to Dublin’s Kilmacud Crokes on May 7th

MINOR FOOTBALL:

• Keel/Listry 0-1; Austin Stacks 1-14.

• Boys held opponents scoreless from play, only point came from a pointed free.

• Lead by 8 points to no score at half time with 7 different players getting on the score sheet.

• Dominated remainder of the game adding a further goal and 5 points.

• Home games in next 2 rounds against Kenmare/Shamrocks in round 4 and against An Ghaeltacht in the 5th round.

SENIOR FOOTBALL:

• Wins against Na Gaeil and John Mitchels in the opening two rounds of the Tralee/St. Brendans League.

• Ardfert have now conceded the round 3 tie.

• Will now play John Mitchels in the Final which has been fixed for next Sunday (12th March) in Blennerville with the throw-in at 12.30pm.

• Due to play Spa in Connolly Park in the opening round of the Co. League but this game has been put back a week.

• Refixed for Saturday, 25th March at 4pm.

ST PATS GAA CLUB

Gaelic4Girls is an inclusive sports club for girls aged 6-12 who are interested in getting involved in physical activity. The program consists of 8 one-hour events each Sunday, where new entrants and return players can try the fun team sport in an inclusive and safe environment.

This program begins on March 12th and is €12 per girl.

Under 11s were training in preparation for their first county Football Go Games starting on April 6th. Everyone put in a great effort, especially Oscar, Jace, Rylan, Darragh Sheehan, and new players Max, Simon, Brooklyn, and Nahome, who joined the team for the first time.

Under 13s played their first game at u13 level against Churchill and were heavily defeated. The visitors dominated the first half, but St. Pats fared much better in the second half with the introduction of a few subs. They have two more games in the competition and will train on Thursday from 6-7 pm.

Minors have their next match in Round 3 in Division 2B in Keane’s of Killorglin Minor County League against Rathmore, which is rescheduled for 7 pm on Monday, March 6th, at Bishop Moynihan/T.

TRALEE DISTRICT BOARD NOTES:

Fixtures:

Group A Tralee/St Brendan’s Senior League Final.

Sunday 12th @ 12:30 pm Venue : Blennerville.

John Mitchels v Austin Stacks

Extra Time - Finish on the Day.

Group B Tralee/St Brendan’s Senior League Final.

Sunday 12th @ 12:30 pm Venue : TBC.

Churchill v Ballymac

Extra Time - Finish on the Day.

Tralee/St Brendan’s Under 13 League

Thursday 9th Div 2

Kerins O Rahilly’s V Ballymac ( Ref Ardfert)

Div 1. Sunday 12th @4pm

Ardfert v John Mitchels (Ref Austin Stacks)

Na Gaeil v Austin Stacks ( Ref John MitchelsO

Div 2. Sunday 12th @4pm

St Pat’s v Kerins O Rahilly’s ( Ref Na Gaeil), Churchill v Ballymac ( Kerins O Rahilly’s)

Div 3. at 4pm. Sunday 12th

Kerins O Rahilly’s B V Ardfert B ( Ref St Pats), Austin Stacks B v Na Gaeil B ( Ref Ballymac), John Mitchels B V Ballymac B ( Ref Churchill)

TRALEE PARNELLS

• Under 7 Hurling: The under 7 hurlers trained at MTU on Saturday from 3-4 pm. They

focused on perfecting their hurling skills and played a few fun and competitive matches to round off the session. The team is welcoming new players and they can join in MTU next Saturday. The player of the week is Elliott Maunsell.

• Under 9 Boys: The U9 boys have training on Thursday evenings at 6 pm at Gaelscoil Mhic Easmainn Ball Wall. New members are welcome to join.

• U12 and U14 Camogie: The U12 girls have training on Monday evenings at 7 pm at CBS the Green astro, while the U14s train at 6 pm. Girls from different areas are welcome to attend, and new players will be provided with hurley and helmet. For more information, text 085 1355566.

• U16 Camogie: The U16 Camogie players had their first session of the season last Wednesday evening at Tralee CBS Astro. Training continues every Wednesday 6-7 pm at CBS Astro Pitch, and players are required to bring €3 to cover the cost of pitch hire. The U16/Minor/Senior Camogie

KINGDOM SWIMMING CLUB

WEEKLY NEWS

• There are several swim meets happening in March, including The Aspiring Champions meet in UL on March 11th and The Future Challenger in Tralee on March 12th. A Kingdom SC co-captain is also participating in the Swansea Aquatics Spring Long Course Open Meet 2023.

• The Junior A Squad is introduced, which is made up of swimmers who have progressed from the Junior B squad. They train under Head Coach John Edwards and his assistants Leza O’Donoghue and Niamh O’Connor.

• Upcoming galas include Time Trials - Distance on March 19th in Tralee, Aspiring Champions - Session 3 & 4 on March 25th in UL, and the Irish Minor Schools Championship and Irish Senior Schools Relays/ Schools Interpro on March 25th and 26th respectively at NAC. The Irish Open is also happening from April 1st to 5th at NAC, and the Kingdom Invitation Gala is taking place on April 22nd and 23rd in Tralee.

Rockies Go To Cheltenham!

The Cheltenham Champion tipster competition is back ! This is a fundraising drive that proved to be very popular in the past number of years .

This fundraiser for the Senior and Juvenile club will take place from Tues Mar 14th to Fri Mar 17th. For just €20 one can pick horses daily and join in the fun of Cheltenham and be in with a chance to compete for cash prizes totalling €1,250. Entry can be in one of four ways

1 .Online at www.austinstacks.ie

2. On Revolut by transferring €20 to 086 6063230 Or to @austinstacks.ie

3. By completing a ticket and return the ticket and payment to the clubhouse between 7pm – 8.30pm From Thurs 9th _ Mon 14th Mar or to a Fundraiser Committee member Shane Lynch 086 6063230/ Eileen Nagle 087 2619023/ Mary Fitzmaurice 087 2133521/ Bernie Mannix 086 0767415. For full details on how to play please go to austinstacks.ie for full details and rules of competition.

IN MEMORY

Warriors pass UCD test!

Garvey’s Tralee Warriors strengthened their chances of securing a place in the Super League playoffs with an 88-70 victory over UCD Marian. The Warriors dominated the game with relentless offensive plays, hitting scores from all angles and leaving their rivals struggling to keep up. Daniel Jokubaitis and Jonathan Jean turned the first quarter into a private three-point duel, hitting a combined eleven three pointers. However, Jean kept the hosts in the game early on as the Warriors set about imposing themselves on the contest.

At the long break, Marian had a 40-35 lead, and it seemed they were still the team to beat. However, the half-time break reinvigorated the Warriors, and they came out with an offensive assault on the Marian rear-guard, effectively putting the contest beyond the reach of the college side. The equation for Warriors has become a little clearer and more favorable after the action over the weekend. With defeat in Tallaght, EnergyWise Ireland Neptune is now on the same number of wins as Warriors going into the final round game next weekend.

As it stands, the winners of the final game showdown in Tralee next week will make the playoffs. A bumper crowd is expected at the Tralee Sports Complex, and tip-off next Saturday night is at 7.30 pm. It was a good night at the office for John Dowling’s charges, and next Saturday night has the potential to be even better. The Warriors’ victory over Marian puts them in an advantageous position, and they will look to maintain their momentum in the final game showdown.

Attending the Centenary Commemorations at Kilflynn

on Sunday were John McElligott,Mike Parker,Heather Sutton,Master Adare Quinlan,Richard McElligott and Graham Harris(.Photo Moss Joe Browne.)

C.S.

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour). Take it dear Heart of Jesus and place it within your Heart where your Father sees it, then in his merciful eyes it will become your favour not mine. Amen. Say this prayer three times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer.J.S.

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour).