FESTIVAL PROGRAMME
SAT 20 MAY
From 10am World of Food - Island of Geese
From –10am Food Square – The Square
10.30am Ready Steady Eat – The Island of Geese - Official Opening #TFF23
10.30am, 2pm Garden to Table: growing your own – The lakeside Café at the Wetlands
11am Yoga with Sally Ryle – Food for the Soul Marquee Island of Geese
11.30am Tunes with David Lynch Sings – The Square
11am-4pm BBQ & Indoor Market – Garvey’s Supervalu, Tralee
12pm – 4pm Food Trail - Various locations
12pm – 4pm Kids Zone - Island of Geese
12pm – 5pm Art in the Park – Dominic St
12pm,2pm,4pm Kerry Fire Service Demonstration – Island of Geese
12 noon Cooking Demonstration with Odran Lucey – The Calor Kitchen
12.30pm Grow your own with Nathan McDonnell - Food for the Soul Marquee
1pm Demo Richie Castillo, Bahay - Filipino Flavours - The Calor Kitchen
1pm Los Bongos Locos Drummers – Island of Geese
1pm Pots & Pans! Your Favourite Clowns – The Square
1 30pm Susie Sings Show Tunes – The Square
1pm - 3pm Dick Macks Craft Beer tasting - The Blasket
2pm - 4pm Soccer Shootout – Kerry Football Club - Island of Geese
2pm Macarons with Kayla Burrows from Love & Frosting – The Calor Kitchen
2 30pm Pots & Pans ! Your Favourite Clowns - Island of Geese
2pm Kerry Young Strings Ensemble - Island of Geese
2pm Salsa with Linda – Food for the Soul Marquee
2pm Courtneys Daredevil Circus – Fels Point
3pm Dancers from Siamsa Tire The National Folk Theatre – Island of Geese
3pm
Cake Decorating Demonstration with Isabelle Lynch
– The Calor Kitchen
3pm & 4pm The Brickx Club Lego workshop - Island of Geese
3.30pm Scorchers Team Killarney Gymnastic Display – Island of Geese
3pm Kerry Band Project - The Square
3pm - 5pm Gourmet pizza tasting - Benners courtyard
4pm Cocktail Master Class & Tasting - McCaffrey's Bar
4pm Aftershock - The Square
5pm
Boom Whackers Percussion Workshop –- Island of Geese
5pm Courtneys Daredevil Circus – Fels Point
7pm Us the Band – Outside The Fiddler and Cearnog - Live in the Square
8pm The Big Mexican Party Night – Hennessy s Bar
TASTE TRAIL LOCATIONS
the grand hotel
der sullivans the brogue
the ashe hotel Square Circle garveys deli ugly mug lakeside cafe the roasthouse
tamarind
the fiddler
muerte
rustic boowa
christina's
nu place
hillbillys
beleaf juice bar
the burger shack
froyoland
mccaffreys
molly j's
the blasket
hennesseys
SUN 21 MAY
From 10am World of Food - Island of Geese
From 10am Food Square – The Square
10am Doughnut Decorating with John Dough's - The Calor Kitchen
11am-4pm
BBQ & Indoor Market – Garvey’s Supervalu, Tralee
11.am Kaitlin O Connor sings - The Square
11am Fun Dance workshop with Justin Walsh - Isl of Geese
11am Coffee Roasting Demonstration – The Roasthouse, Denny St
12pm – 4pm Kids Zone - Island of Geese
12pm – 5pm Art in the Park – Dominic St
12pm – 4pm Food Trail - Various locations
12pm,2pm,4pm Kerry Fire Service Demonstration – Island of Geese
12pm
Tunes from David Lynch – The Square
12pm Tralee Bay Oysters with a twist –TJ O Connor, MTU –The Calor Kitchen
12.30pm Courtneys Daredevil Circus – Fels Point
12.30pm Wild Garlic Forage with Tralee Culinary Gangsters - Ballyseedy Woods
12.30pm
1pm
1pm
1pm
1.30pm
Arts & Crafts with Arty Bits – Food for the Soul Marquee
All the hits with Ger O Hanlon – The Square
Cooking Demo with Matthew Collins The Sibly Food Co
- The Calor Kitchen
Pots & Pans ! Your Favourite Clowns - The Square
Tralee Cinema Club: The Big Lebowski – The Blasket Bar
2pm The National Folk Theatre Choir recital – Island of Geese
2pm - 4pm Soccer Shootout – Kerry Football Club - Island of Geese
2pm
2pm
2pm
2.30pm
2.30pm
3pm
3pm
Three Chairs for Mental Health – Kerry Mental Health - The Mall
Cooking Demonstration with Max Bagaglini - The Calor Kitchen
Salsa with Linda – Food for the Soul Marquee
Pots & Pans ! Your favourite Clowns - Island of Geese
Puppet Show & Disco – Island of Geese
Owen Rua – Sings - The Square
Celebrity Bake off with Pascal Sheehy & Maria Walsh
- The Calor Kitchen
3pm - 5pm Pizza & Jazz - Benners courtyard
3pm Courtneys Daredevil Circus – Fels Point
3.30pm
4pm
Children’s Cupcake decorating workshop - Food for the Soul Marquee
Sax Sounds with John Collins - The Square
4pm – Late After Dark – Live music in Tralee Bars - Various Venues
5pm
8pm
Whiskey tasting masterclass – Baily’s Corner (pre-book only)
Non:Faction – Japanese & Scottish Music Event – St. Johns Ashe St.
PARTNERS
COMPETITION TIME
With Ballyroe Heights Hotel
Win a delicious 4 Course Meal for 2!
To celebrate the launch of the new Palace Bar & Restaurant menu at Ballyroe Heights Hotel, they are giving you the chance to dine in the Palace Bar & Restaurant where Executive Head Chef Mark and his team offer an outstanding new menu displaying new options , modern ethnic cuisine , as well as Ballyroe bar food classics.
Question: Name our upstairs restaurant where we hold private functions and civil ceremonies.
Enter the competition by 'commenting' your answer under our Facebook (facebook logo ) competition post or email us your answer to info@ballyroe.com
(Marking ' Competition' in the subject)
Winner will be announced Thursday the 25.05.23 (T & C's apply)
Anam ('Soul')
The National Folk Theatre's summer season opens with Anam, bringing together world-class step dancers from the US, Canada and Ireland in an exhilarating fusion of dance combined with live music and song from renowned Fergal O’Murchú and guests. Tickets: (Special Local rate €15)
€36, €22,50
Family film screening of Minions
On Bank Holiday Monday enjoy a special family outing with a screening of Minions on the Siamsa Tíre big screen. Follow the Minions on a thrilling journey that leads them to their next potential master, Scarlet Overkill (Sandra Bullock), the world’s first-ever female super-villain. Tickets €9/7.50
Simply The Best
Rebecca O'Connor as Tina Turner Rock out your Bank Holiday weekend with Ireland’s own International success story, Rebecca O’Connor, as she kicks off her new Tina Turner tribute world tour in Ireland and just added Tralee. Don't miss this night of pure Tina!
Tickets €29/27
A Celebration of Fr Ted with Joe Rooney
Join renowned stand-up comedian Joe Rooney for a hilarious interac tive night of all things Father Ted and don't forget to get into the 'spirit' and dress up as your favourite Craggy island character!
Tickets €24 FRI 16TH JUNE 8PM
8PM
THIS IS A CHANCE TO COME AND MEET A POSSIBLE NEW FAMILY MEMBER. WITH MORE DOGS THAN EVER COMING INTO RESCUE - WE NEED YOUR HELP MORE THAN EVER, AND SO DO THE ANIMALS!
Photos by John Cleary
LARGE GERANIUMS, LARGE TRAILING PETUNIAS, LARGE BEGONIAS, BOTH TRAILING AND UPRIGHT, €4.95 OR 3 FOR €12
INCLUDING MANY OTHER SUMMER BEDDING SPECIAL OFFERS.
NORA FROM NURTURED COACHING CLARIFYS SOME OF THE MYTHS SURROUNDING PEOPLES EATING HABITS TODAY...
I am so frustrated. I don’t understand why I turn to binge and emotional eating… I’m generally great at everything and feel so powerless about this!!!
Having an eating challenge is a sign that something is not in flow somewhere. There are many explanations and many avenues to explore when we have one. But when you boil it down at some point in your life, you soothed yourself with food, and your brain discovered that by you eating food no matter what type of food, the body feels less noise and discomfort.
The brain has stored this autopilot response as ‘helpful’ and does not have any consciousness about ‘the consequences of this behaviour in the act of binge or emotional eating. So when faced with difficult emotions such as boredom, loneliness, fear, and sadness our brains like efficiency and autopilot behaviour and it will default to this stored autopilot behaviour.
The good news about this behaviour is that it can be unlearned and we can also introduce other helpful habit interruption strategies.
Sean Taaffe Group, launches its first retail hair range, Sean Taaffe Professional
Sean Taaffe Group, the multi awardwinning hairdressing company, has launched its first retail hair range, Sean Taaffe Professional. The range was developed in-house and the first product to be released is the ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner, which will be available from May 28th in select retailers, salons, and online on the Sean Taaffe website. Priced at €19.95, the ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner is a result of three years of extensive research and testing in advanced hair science, as well as harvesting knowledge from 35 years of practical salon experience. It comes in two formulations, one for thick/coarse hair and one for fine/ vulnerable hair. More information can be found on the Sean Taaffe website or on their Instagram account, @seantaaffeprofessional. The ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner promises to hydrate hair without leaving it feeling heavy or oily. The ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner 1 is perfect for thick or coarse hair types, providing intense hydration without weighing it down. Meanwhile, the ST Light Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner
2 is perfect for fine, vulnerable, or colored hair, nourishing and detangling without causing damage or weighing it down.
Sean Taaffe is a renowned hairdressing professional and entrepreneur, with an international
profile. He has recently given 11 seminars in 11 cities to over 1,100 delegates in India, where the Sean Taaffe Professional range will also be launched this Autumn. The ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner is the first product in the range, with
additional products set to launch in early 2024.
The bottle is 100% recyclable, and both ST Moisture Spray Leave-In Conditioner formulations are vegan, paraben-free, and cruelty-free.
Tralee Rowing Club claim Gold at Lee Regatta!
Tralee Rowing Club enjoyed a very successful day when they travelled to Lee Rowing Club Regatta in Cork last weekend. Paula Moloney & Edel O’Sullivan came first in the women’s masters doubles category and they also enjoyed a hard fought win in a composite eight which included Tralee Rowing Club rowers Edel O’Sullivan, Paula Moloney & Tara O’Halloran Cronin.Paula Moloney was also placed third in the women’s single scull. The club praised Lee Rowing Club who organised a wonderful and enjoyable Regatta “
NATIONAL BIKE WEEK Q & A
As its National Bike Week this week, we are going to focus on cycling in this weeks article.
Why is cycling such a great exercise?
Cycling improves overall function in your lower body and strengthens your leg muscles without overstressing your joints. Regular cycling stimulates and improves your heart, lungs and circulation, thus reducing your risk of cardiovascular disease.
How long should I cycle for?
Several studies suggest that cycling for 15-20 minutes each day can be beneficial for heart health.
Can I cycle if I have knee pain?
The short answer is yes, provided cycling does not aggravate your pain.
I am trying to lose weight but due to knee pain, I struggle to run or walk long distances.
Will cycling help?
Yes, cycling could be the exercise for you. If you struggle with knee pain and the impact of walking or running aggravates your knee, than cycling could be a solution due to the lack of impact on the knee joint. Plus, it has been shown that losing one pound of weight resulted in 4 pounds of pressure being removed from the knees. So you can do your cardio whilst protecting your knee and still aim to shed some pounds along the way.
Have a good weekend!
Tracy is a Winner at St Pats!
St Pats Club Lotto Winner Tracy Barrett, Ricardo Gordillo and Family who were presented with the cheque for €6500 on Sunday the 14th of May at our Juvenile Academy By Juvenile Chairman Michael Moriarty and PRO Sharon Williams.
Folk, Trad and a whole lot more at Siamsa Tíre
Siamsa Tíre, a cultural hub of the southwest, extends its summer programme to offer visitors a wide variety of authentically Irish cultural events and activities. The season includes National Folk Theatre productions, the best of Irish comedy, drama and children’s Theatre Summer camps and activities with much more to be announced in the coming weeks. This summer,
The National Folk Theatre presents two of its’ most recent folk theatre productions ‘Anam’ and ‘An Ghaoth Aniar’. Showcasing collaborations with internationally renowned and Ireland’s leading community performers with contemporary staging, these productions highlight the best of our Irish cultural traditions of music, song and dance while incorporating present-day context for today’s audiences. For the curious among you, you can go backstage on guided tours with National Folk Theatre cast to learn about the history of the National Folk Theatre which dates back almost 50 years, and you can learn Irish dance skills that date
back to the 1700s or learn music and song from the National Folk Theatre repertoire with the Academy masters.
For the best of Irish comedy, you can join Joe Rooney for his Celebration of Fr Ted, enjoy comic theatre with Seamus O’Rourke’s one man show The Ballad of Mossy Flood, and Ireland’s favourite Irishman Abroad Jarlath O’Regan, in his stand-up comedy show Jarzilla.
For Cruinniú na nÓg 2023, The National Folk Theatre is offering a free series of themed workshops which celebrate Irish folk culture.
Children aged 7-12 years will be able to explore and express their imagination through drama, song, dance, creative writing, drumming and arts and crafts. For those who want to dive deeper into the world of theatre, they can join the Siamsa Tíre Theatre Summer Camps in July for more creative fun through dance, song, music and art and learn how a vibrant professional theatre works.
“The last few years have given us an opportunity to engage more with our local and international audiences
to see what they want across the seasons.
This year’s more diverse summer programming is a direct response to this feedback and research and will provide Irish culture in all its forms, both traditional and modern,
right across the summer and all year round,” comments Sean Murphy, Chair of Siamsa Tíre Board. More music gigs, theatre, comedy and children’s events are to be announced in the coming weeks so visit www.siamsatire.com to see the latest additions.
Minister Foley announces multi-million euro building project for Mercy Mounthawk
Minister for Education and Kerry T.D. Norma Foley this week announced official project approval for a multi-million euro building project for Mercy Mounthawk Secondary school, Tralee.
This major project will provide for an additional six-classroom extension to the Mercy Campus in Tralee.
The project brief will deliver four new mainstream classrooms through
the Department’s state-of-the-art modular framework as well as two classrooms dedicated to the provision of special education. Today the school has received initial project approval and a design team and project manager has been designated from the Department’s Framework, to design and tender the project and oversee all elements of construction.
Minister Foley said: “I am delighted to announce this significant building project for the staff and students of Mercy Mounthawk, in Tralee. “This is important project for the entire school community and will ensure they can continue to meet the needs of their students while also investing in the provision of special education in the community.
“I would like to congratulate
everyone involved in advancing this project and I look forward to the work proceeding at pace.”
Festival
Make sure to follow the Taste Trail at the Food
this weekend!
The Cara Credit Union sponsored Taste Trails will be running from 12 to 4.00pm each day in this weekends Tralee Food Festival and 28 different business’ in town offer a taster dish for the great value of €3 per item or 1 taste trail token. (larger taste trail items for 2tokens/€6). This is a great opportunity to sample some great food around Tralee, try something new or revisit an old favourite. TASTE TRAIL TOKENS ARE SOLD IN BUNDLES OF 6 TOKENS FOR €20 FROM THE TECH-CO ON DOMINICK STREET. For full details on the Taste Trail Menus visit https://traleefoodfestival.com/events/ or drop into the participating businesses for more information.( see the full event program at the front of The Tralee Advertiser ) photo ; Mr John Dough himself presenting some of the Taste Trail Tokens to some of the staff at Kerry County Council
MTU Academics nominated to CORU by Minister of Health
Munster Technological University (MTU) has announced that Professor Muiris O’Laoire, an academic at MTU, has been appointed to CORU, the health and social care professionals council, by Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly.
CORU is responsible for regulating health and social care professions and approving education and training for these fields. Professor O’Laoire, a Senior Lecturer in the School of Health and Social Sciences, is a renowned scholar and researcher in linguistics and early years education. He brings extensive knowledge of national and
international education standards and systems to his new role.
Dr. Patrick McGarty, another MTU colleague, was also appointed to the board of CORU by Minister Donnelly. Dr. McGarty is a public policy specialist and has lectured in social care and public policy in Ireland and abroad.
Both appointments are seen as a recognition of their academic and professional expertise in the higher education sector and are seen as positive for the MTU community.
St Pats Dingle Way Walk ..You can do it your way!
According to St Pats PRO Sharon Williams “ With this event,The Dingle Way Challenge , taking place this June Weekend Sunday 4th , walkers have two options to choose from. Like other years, we understand that people may choose a certain route they wish to complete but once they are on the route they would rather only do a certain amount, this is where the walkers have the choice to stop whenever they want with buses and courtesy cars to take you back to your car or back to Blennerville. Don’t feel obligated to complete the 48km or 32km just because you choose it at the start. Make sure you are comfortable with the route you have chosen and know that we are here to cater to whatever length you wish to do. We want you to enjoy the scenery but also to be kept safe and looked after during this event. You can tell any of the lead walkers who will be accompanying you on the walk or at any of the food stops if you have had enough and we will do our best to get you home quickly and safely. For more details or to book your place , visit www.stpatsgaaclub.com or eventbrite.ie
The Donal Walsh Spa 6K Challenge 2023
Last Monday, the 2023 ‘Donal Walsh Spa 6K Challenge’ was launched at Spa National School, creating an atmosphere of excitement and anticipation. This event has become a beloved tradition on the community calendar in Spa, having been first held in 2014. This year’s edition is particularly special, coinciding with the tenth anniversary of Donal’s passing. The school community is busy preparing for a family fun day on Sunday, May 28th, in honor of Donal, their former student.
“Donal and his ‘live life’ message have inspired and given hope to many over the past decade. We want to celebrate and honor him in our own special way by creating an event where people of all ages and fitness levels can come together for a few hours, have fun, and ‘live life’ just as Donal urged us all to,” said school principal Peter Linehan. “Huge credit must go to our Parents Association, who have been working tirelessly over the past few weeks to ensure that everything will be ready,” he added.
The school will be bustling with activity on the day of the event, with a fabulous market, children from 6th class coordinating fun games and challenges for everyone, a beautiful on-site barbecue, and live music. Your Man’s puppets will also host a lively show to entertain everyone. The highlight of the day will be the ‘Spa 6K Challenge,’ a 6 km looped run/walk starting and finishing at the school. Donal’s parents, Fionnbar and Elma, will officially start the run/walk at 11:30 a.m. Everyone is welcome to participate in the event by registering on the morning from 10:00 a.m. onwards. Alternatively, they can pre-register (for reduced entry fees) on the school’s website at www.spanationalschool.ie. For full details, please call 066 7136618 or email info@spanationalschool.ie.
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Cancer Charity & Gaa Club Join Forces For Fun-Filled, Family Night At The Dogs
Cancer support charity, Recovery Haven Kerry and Churchill GAA Club are joining forces for a fundraising Night at the Dogs at Tralee Greyhound Stadium on Saturday, May 20th. As well as the usual top-class race card, a fantastic night of entertainment is planned at the Tralee track, with a bumper programme of family fun also on the cards – including facepainting, a magician, bouncy castles and live music. There will also be some super spot prizes up for grabs in a fundraising raffle, which has been very generously supported by several local businesses. And for the fashionistas among you, the event will also feature a Best Dressed Ladies and Gents competition, with Celsius Menswear
Tralee donating a €100 voucher for the best dressed man, while Diane Jeffers of Jasmine Boutique, Tralee, will be assessing the style amongst the ladies – and has kindly offered a €150 Jasmine voucher for the winner. Speaking ahead of the May 20th event, Churchill GAA Chairman, Kenneth Lenihan, explained the importance of the fundraising night for his club.
“This is the club’s major fundraiser for 2023, and the monies raised will enable us to push on with enhancements to our facilities in both Churchill and The Spa, as well as continuing to resource our vibrant underage scene (boys & girls) and our two senior teams,” he explained. Equally, Recovery Haven Kerry manager, Gemma Fort, also stressed the importance of people getting behind the event in support of the charity.
“Given the increased demand for our services, we are now in the final stages of a state-of-the-art extension project at our centre at Haig’s Terrace, Tralee, which when complete, will allow us to cater for even more clients in an impressive new Haven. This fundraiser is vital in allowing us to compete this building and continue to provide even more vital services to those who truly need it in the community.”
Tickets for the upcoming Night at the Dogs are on sale now for €10 from Recovery Haven Kerry, 5 Haig’s Terrace, Tralee (V92TN35) or from Churchill GAA club members and officials. Children under 14 go free.
At the launch of Recovery Haven Kerry/Churchill GAA’s fundraising Night at the Dogs on May 20th were
Back: Jacinta Bradley, Recovery Haven, Mike Moriarty, Churchill GAA, Tina Cunningham, Helen Courteney & Marisa Reidy, Recovery Haven; Kenneth Lenihan & Peadar Stack, Churchill GAA.
Front: Gary Rolls, Churchill, Declan Dowling Kingdom Greyhound Stadium & Dermot Crowley Churchill GAA & Recovery Haven
St. Brendan’s Basketball Club Awards Night 2022/2023
St. Brendan’s Basketball Club held their Annual Awards last Friday night in the Kerry Suite at the Rose Hotel with a crowd of over 300 people in attendance. Teams from U11s up to Senior Men and Women received their KABB trophies and medals and MIP and MVP awards winners announced at the various age levels. The Club Person of the Year on the night went to Deirdre Lynch, a thoroughly deserving recipient.
There were also two Special Merit Awards on the night awarded to Amy Quirke in recognition of her Table Official of the Year award from Basketball Ireland and to Elaine Burrows Dillane recognising her amazing achievements in Open Water Swimming over the last few years. Aoife Hartnett was awarded the Table Official of the Year.
Club Chairman Pa Carey thanked the club committee, players, coaches
and managers for their service this season. He commended the efforts of the fundraising committee and the tournament organising team that put in a huge effort to ensure the many tournaments and blitzes throughout the season ran smoothly and successfully. He also made special mention of the many sponsors for their valuable and continued support for the club this year.
The club now looks forward to next season and especially 2024 when it celebrates its 30th anniversary since its foundation in 1994.
The club is also planning to have the Annual Mass and AGM next month and members and friends will be informed of the details in the coming weeks.
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CATRIONA CLASS
“Catriona says “BODYATTACK is high energy fitness class with moves that cater for total beginners to total addicts. We combine movements that are cardio aerobic orientated as well as strength exercises for toning upper and lower body. One of the best things about BODYATTACK is it improves your functional fitness - the fitness that you need for everyday life.”
It is 30 minutes express in Manor West Leisure Club Wednesday evenings at 7:30pm. Join me , Catríona, in the studio - bring your energy!
Enjoy the best scenery in the world along the Dingle Peninsula!
The routes take in the magnificent and spectacular scenery of Sauce Creek to Brandon Point, enjoying the incredible views of Tralee Bay, Loop Head, The Seven Hogs & the Maharees Islands, the sandy beaches of Lower West Kerry and Fermoyle Beach.
2 Routes to choose from: 1. The Ultra Route is Brandon Creek to Fitzgerald's Bar, Camp (48Km) 2. The Regular Route is Brandon Point to Fitzgerald's Bar, Camp (32Km)
Note: All participants can choose what section of either routes they wish to complete and transport will be available if they wish to stop at any stage.
Spaces still available - cost €60
To sign up/more info visit: www.stpatsgaaclub.com or www.eventbrite.ie
Refreshments provide along all routes BBQ & Music back in Blennerville afterwards !
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A MAN IS DISPLEASED WITH THE SOUP HE HAS ORDERED IN A RESTAURANT.
So he calls for the waiter, and says to the waiter," Waiter, could you please come over and taste my soup?" To which the waiter replies,"Why, sir? Is it too sour? I could add some sugar to it if you want."
"Just come and taste it."
"Why? Has it turned cold? I could get it heated for you."
"Please just come and taste it."
"But why, sir? Is the soup too sour? I could serve you a new bowl if you want."
"No, it's not that. Just please come over and taste it." The waiter reluctantly agrees and walks over to the man's table, but finds he cannot drink the soup. "But sir, how can I drink the soup if there's no spoon?"
"Exactly."
80-YEAR-OLD GUY GOES TO SEE A DOCTOR FOR A CHECK-UP
80-years-old guy goes to see a doctor for a routine check-up. After the doctor asks about his health, he replies "I am feeling great, I have got married to a 25-year-old girl 2 months ago, and now she is pregnant"
After the doctor thinks a bit, he replies to the guy "I will tell you a story."
"There was a man who likes hunting. Everyday he picks his rifle and goes hunting. But, one day he accidentally picked his umbrella instead of the rifle. While walking through the trees, he saw a deer just across the way . He positioned his umbrella, aimed at the deer, and bang ! The dear is dead on the ground."
The guy is surprised. He interrupts the doctor: "No way, this is impossible, someone else must have taken a shot on the deer." Doctor: "Absolutely!!!"
THE ELDERLY MAN GOES TO VISIT A PHYSICIAN FOR A CHECK-UP
The doctor notices that his hands are shaking like leaves in the wind.
”You must drink a lot,” says the doctor.
”No, I don’t,” says the old guy, ”I spill most of it.”
IF YOUR WIFE IS SHOUTING AT THE FRONT DOOR AND YOUR DOG IS BARKING AT THE BACK DOOR, WHO DO YOU LET IN FIRST?
The dog, of course.
At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
TWO KIDS ARE OUTSIDE WAITING FOR SANTA...
Two kids are outside waiting for Santa...
Suddenly the sleigh comes whipping through the air, flying directly towards them. They watch as it zig zags through the air, while Santa sits in fear, unable to move. The sleigh comes down with a loud crash into the father's outhouse at the back of the property. Santa rolls out, stumbles to the reindeer, and screams, "DAMMIT RUDOLPH! I SAID THE SCHMIDT HOUSE!"
TWO AND A HALF MEN!
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.
NOW SON
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife
Free Creative activities for all U-18’s at Cruinniú na nÓg Day June 10th
Cruinniú na nÓg, a national day of free creative activities for under 18’s, was launched in Kerry on May 15th. The event, organized by the Creative Ireland Kerry Office, aims to provide a range of engaging activities and events for young people. Following an online consultation earlier in the year, the program was tailored to suit the interests and preferences of the young people in Kerry.
Taking place on June 10th, Cruinniú na nÓg in Kerry offers a packed schedule from 9am to 9pm. With 34 events spread across major towns in the county, there is something to cater to all ages and tastes. The program includes workshops on sock puppet-making in Castleisland, outdoor drumming in Killorglin, and STEAM workshops featuring Green Screen technology in Cahersiveen. Notably, Fanzini will make their debut appearance in Dingle, presenting “Guido Fanzini’s Thunderous Entertainment
Haberdashery” in the enchanting
An Díseart Gardens. Kenmare will host a full-day acting workshop and a concert, while Killarney will offer art, dance, drumming, heritage, wildlife workshops, and teenage film screenings. In Tralee, participants can enjoy craft and music workshops, a fashion exhibition, and youth theatre performances. Listowel provides arts and craft workshops along with a storytelling session, and an online Japanese Notans paper cutting art workshop is also available. To access the program details, a brochure can be downloaded in English, Irish, Polish, and Ukrainian from the Kerry Arts Office website. English and Irish brochures are also available at local libraries. Additionally, all events are listed on the national website.
Cruinniú na nÓg in Kerry is organized by the Creative Ireland Kerry Office/Arts Office, funded by Creative Ireland, and supported by
Kerry County Council. Pictured at the launch of the programme are Bridget Fitzgerald, Kerry County Council, Cllr. John Francis Flynn, Cathaoirleach of Kerry, Kate Kennelly, Creative Ireland
Historic Night as Kerry FC claim their first League win!
Kerry FC secured a historic victory in their match against Athlone Town. last weekend . The last time these teams met, Athlone won narrowly with a late goal. This time, Kerry aimed to turn the tables, but faced a challenging task. Athlone, vying for playoff spots, wanted to bounce back after their recent loss to Treaty United.
In the first half, Athlone applied intense pressure, but Kerry took the lead with a superb goal from Ryan Kelliher. Kerry extended their lead just seven minutes later through Nathan Gleeson’s strike. Despite Athlone’s persistent pressure, Kerry’s debutant goalkeeper, Aaron O’Sullivan, made excellent saves to maintain the lead.
In the second half, Athlone
continued their onslaught, hitting the crossbar twice. However, Kerry’s defense held firm, clearing crosses and parrying shots. Athlone managed to equalize with a goal from Valeriy Dolya, setting the stage for a tense finale.
A breakaway by Leo Gaxha led to a scramble in the box, and Ryan Kelliher found the net from close range. Although it initially appeared the ball had been cleared, the assistant referee correctly judged it had crossed the line, giving Kerry the winning goal.
Kerry endured intense pressure during four minutes of added time but held on for their firstever senior league victory. The team’s performance demonstrated resilience and determination.
They now look ahead to their next match against Bray Wanderers with renewed confidence, considering the
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KERINS O’RAHILLYS CLUB UPDATE: Kerins O’Rahillys Notes - 15/05/23
Seniors:
Rathmore outperform Kerins O’Rahillys in Round 6 with a scoreline of 1-13 to 0-12.
Changes in the starting XV: Con Barrett and Diarmuid O’Sullivan sidelined, Stephen Nix & Tom Hoare join the side. Rathmore takes advantage of the breeze in the first half, leading 1-07 to 0-05 at halftime.
Kerins O’Rahillys struggles to gain control around the middle and loses possession.
Despite narrowing the deficit to 3 points, Rathmore secures the win with late points.
Referee issues red card to Rathmore defender and second yellow card to Kerins O’Rahillys’ Barry John. Div 6A:
Kerins O’Rahillys defeated by Fossa with a scoreline of 3-13 to 1-14.
Despite playing with the breeze in the first half, Kerins O’Rahillys trails by 3 points at halftime.
Fossa capitalizes on the space and wins with a goal in the 22nd minute.
Kerins O’Rahillys fights back but falls short as Fossa secures the victory.
Kerry:
Kerry’s first game against Mayo takes place on Saturday at 3 pm in Killarney. Mayo has shown improvement under Kevin McStay and performed well in the national league.
Tickets available for €25 on ticketmaster.ie.
Kerry Minors: Kerry loses to Cork in the first round of the Munster championship.
Tomás Kennedy gives a strong performance despite the loss. Kerry will face Limerick next in the Munster championship.
U9 Boys vs. Ardfert Go Games on Thursday 18th May in Ballyrickard at 6 pm.
U8 Girls vs. Stacks Go Games on Sunday 21st May in Ballyrickard at 9:45 am.
U10 Girls vs. Stacks Go Games on Sunday 21st May in Ballyrickard at 9:45 am.
U13A Co League Div 7B Rd2 Rathmore vs. KOR on Sunday 21st May in Rathmore at 6 pm.
U13B Co League Div 11B Rd2 KOR B vs. Gneeveguilla B on Sunday 21st May in B
SENIOR LADIES:
Strand Road’s senior ladies team is gearing up for the Donal Curtin Cup. They aim to perform well against Fossa, with a closely contested match expected. The game is scheduled for Monday, May 15th, in Fossa at 7:15 p.m.
AUSTIN STACK CLUB: SENIOR FOOTBALL: Our Senior team will face Dingle on Sunday, May 21st, in round 7 of the Co. League. Dingle currently holds the 7th position, while we are in 9th place.
B FOOTBALL: In a windy but dry match in
Ballylongford on May 14th, our B team secured their first Co. League points with a good win. Although the result doesn’t affect our position on the League Table, it was a promising performance leading up to the Championship.
U21 FOOTBALL:
Our U21 team will play against South Kerry in the opening round of the Co. Championship at Connolly Park on Wednesday, May 17th, at 7pm. Best of luck to the squad.
All-Stars:
The Austin Stack Club All-Stars program aims to help neurodivergent children connect and flourish in sports. Parents are encouraged to bring their children to the Austin Stack Club on Sunday (21st) at 10 am to participate.
Peil Faoi 13:
Phase 2 of the County League started for both the A and B teams in Connolly Park on Sunday (14th May).
The B team achieved another comprehensive victory, while the A team lost to the Killarney boys.
Training will continue for both teams in preparation for a local derby against the John Mitchel Club U13s.
Faoi 15:
The A team played Na Gaeil in the semifinal of the County League (Division 2) and despite a good effort, they lost. The B team’s semi-final against Laune Rangers was postponed, and a new date is awaited.
Faoi 15 - Tralee CBS:
The Tralee CBS team, with players from Austin Stack Club, won the Kerry Schools U15 football competition against Intermediate School Killorglin. The final score was Tralee CBS: 4-15; Intermediate School Killorglin: 3-7.
Faoi 17:
The minor team performed well against An Ghaeltacht in the semi-final of the Central League (Division 2).
The Kerry Minors are preparing for their upcoming Munster Minor Football Championship match.
Ciarraí:
Best wishes to the Kerry Minors and the senior hurling team in their respective matches.
Several players from Austin Stack Club are part of the Kerry Minors team.
JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES
John Mitchels Club Notes May 15th 2023:
In the Senior Men’s game, Mitchels secured a well-deserved victory against Listry with a scoreline of 2-13 to 0-9. It was a lovely afternoon for football, although the match had some feisty moments against a tough opposition. The victory away from home was celebrated, and credit was given to the mentors and squad.
The Senior Ladies squad had two well-attended training sessions focused on fitness, skills, and tactics. They are preparing for their next game in the Donal Curtin Cup, which is set to be a home game against an Annascaul/
Castlegregory combination on May 28th.
The under 12 girls had a match against Dingle in the div 4 North Kerry Ladies League Shield Final. Despite a strong display of football and incredible teamwork, they were unable to secure the victory. Training will continue on Sundays and Wednesdays, and newcomers are welcome to join. The under 14 girls’ team traveled to Tarbert but couldn’t match the strong North Kerry side. The under 16 girls had an away match against Na Gaeil in the County League. It was a hard-fought game, and both teams showed strong performances. Mitchels’ defense held up well, but they were ultimately defeated by a stronger Na Gaeil side. Training will continue as they prepare for their next game.
The minors had a disappointing loss to a strong Firies team in the County League. Mitchels fought hard but couldn’t overcome the Firies’ attack. Training will continue as they aim to bounce back in their next game.
ST PATS GAA CLUB UPDATE:
U11: St. Pats U11s had training sessions with impressive efforts from players. Jace returned from injury, and Fionn, Noah, Thomas, and newcomer Sean showed great commitment.
U12 Girls: U12 girls had a fantastic win against Abbeydorney. Training continues, and the next game is against Listowel.
U13: U13 team played well against Gneeveguilla despite the loss. Special mentions to Thomas Colivet and James Daly. Training schedule announced.
U14 Girls: Training continues for U14 girls on Monday and Friday evenings.
U15: U15s performed strongly in a match against Tarbert. Training continues.
U17: U17s had a great win and will focus on training in the upcoming week.
U21 County Championship: St. Brendan’s begin their campaign against Dr Crokes on May 17th.
Seniors: St. Pats had a close game against Beale, with notable performances from various players. The team prepares for their next match against Ballyduff.
TRALEE PARNELLS CLUB UPDATES:
U12 Camogie:
U12s achieved a great victory over Sliabh Luachra. Each Parnells player performed exceptionally well. Training continues on Friday nights at Caherslee from 6 to 7pm. New players
are welcome, with equipment available for borrowing.
U16 Camogie:
The U16 camogie squad continues to excel this season. They secured a win against a strong Killarney side in the County League.
Thanks to Killarney for a competitive game. Well done to all players.
The team will have a break during exams but will continue training.
Minor Hurling:
The Minors started their Division 1 County League campaign last week, facing Crotta/Kilmoyley and Ballyduff. Despite fielding weakened teams due to injuries and player unavailability, they put in a commendable effort.
Last league match against St Brendans awaits, with hopes of welcoming back injured players.
Féile Skills:
Anna Chute represented Kerry in the Munster Féile Skills final in Mallow, demonstrating her talent.
Table Quiz:
The club will host a Table Quiz on May 26th at Na Gaeil clubhouse at 8pm. Funds raised will support sending the U15 Camogie squad to the Féile na nGael Camogie finals in Mayo.
Tables of four cost €40. Limited spots available, so contact David to reserve a spot.
Finger food and spot prizes will be provided. All are welcome to attend.
MAINE VALLEY GOLF CLUB RESULTS
Results of the Holmpatrick Cup qualifying competition played 13th 14th May
1st Jamie O’Sullivan (11) and Brendan O’Shea (17) 46pts
2nd Mikey McKenna (8) & Eanna O’Connor (9) 45pts
3rd Liam Martin (6) & Pat Ruane (9) 42pts (back 9)
Well done to Jamie and Brendan who represents the club in the munster final
Thanks to all who contributed to this worthy charity NCBI (National Council for the Blind Ireland)
Tralee Parnells
PRAYER TO MOUNT CARMEL
O Most beautiful flower of Mount Carmel, fruitful vine, splendor of Heaven, Blessed Mother of the Son of God, Immaculate Virgin, assist me in this my necessity. O Star of the Sea, help me and show me herein You are my Mother. O Holy Mary, Mother of God, Queen of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech You from the bottom of my heart to succor me in this necessity. There are none that can withstand Your power. O show me herein You are my Mother. O Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to Thee. (3 times) Sweet Mother, I place this cause in Your hands. (3 times)Say this prayer for 3 consecutive days and then you must publish it and it will be granted to you. A.D.