Issue 24

The Ballad of Mossy Flood

Leitrim YouTube phenomenon

Seamus O'Rourke brings his unsociable odd-ball character to the Siamsa stage in this new one man play and brings pure comedy gold.

Tickets €19/17

Film: But I'm a Cheerleader

In association with Kingdom Pride Festival there is a special screening for teens (15+) of 'But I'm a Cheerleader'. This timeless, satirical romantic-comedy about self-acceptance and love stars teenager Megan (Natasha Lyonne) and Eddie Cibrian, Melanie Lynskey and Michelle Williams.

Tickets €9

FRIENDS AND FOOTBALL RIVALS MEET AGAIN!

The Austin Stack Club Under 13 B boys who played the John Mitchel Club lads for the third time this season. They challenged each other on Sunday last i bPáirc Uí Chonghaile in the Tralee Town League. The Rock took the laurels in an entertaining encounter; cluiche glan spórtúil ab ea é. Dan Ahern was on hand with his camera.

Summer Theatre Camp

This summer children can go on a theatrical adventure at Siamsa Tíre, learning dance, singing songs, creating art while learning how a theatre works. Led by experienced performers and teachers from the National Folk Theatre Training Academy this fun camp is suitable for children 6-12 years.

Tickets: €90

Mundy

JUST

Join Mundy for his summer concert at Siamsa following extensive touring worldwide and enjoy his own flavour of acoustic, folk-based pop/rock.

Tickets €26

Watch out for upcoming Irish Guide Dogs Fundraiser at Ballyseedy

Tralee branch members join the team at Ballyseedy, to launch the upcoming fundraiser in aid of the Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind.

Ballyseedy Home & Garden are delighted to support the ‘Irish Guide Dogs’ with a special in-store event on July 8th between 10am to 4.30pm.

Support the charity through-out the day at its merchandise table, enjoy a dog demonstration & in-store raffle.

It is reported that to breed, train and care for a guide dog during its working, it will cost an estimated €53,000 so organisers are keen that any assistance or support that the public can give it will be greatly appreciated.

To donate to the charity visit www.guidedogs.ie/donate.

Parkinson’s no obstacle for Carrantuohill challenge

By Con Dennehy

The sky’s the limit for an inspirational West Waterford man diagnosed with Early Onset Parkinson’s Disease as he ends an incredible 28 day adventure that saw him visit all of the EU 27 countries and scaled each of their highest elevation points. On Sunday Ian O’Brien (42) concludes his inspirational mountain marathon when he scales Carrantuohill from Cronin’s Yard at 10.30am and has issued an open invitation to the people of Kerry to join him on his epic adventure. Father of two, Ian was diagnosed with Early Onset Parkinson’s Disease five years ago. His adventure, titled Eur-Up-Ian, started in early June when he scaled Mont Blanc and finishes on Sunday on top of Carrantuohill, the place Ian’s love for hiking began.

“The idea to scale 28 country high points in 28 days came to me very early in my diagnosis. A good friend insisted I climb Ireland’s highest mountain, Carrantuohill. It acted as a metaphor for me. If I can get to the top of Ireland’s highest mountain

then I can get on top of my diagnosis. This European adventure will hopefully spread that message to others living with Parkinson’s Disease.”

Pre-diagnosis was the most difficult time for Ian, not knowing what was wrong with him.

“I had slight motor related symptoms, but it was the non-motor symptoms, especially depression and anxiety that really impacted my life.” Ian’s reaction, both to his diagnosis and since has been incredibly inspirational. Exercise has many benefits in managing the symptoms and slowing the progression of this degenerating neurological condition.

“I have embraced this philosophy as a means of managing my Parkinson’s Disease and found hiking to be my sport of choice.

I am taking it to a new level with this inspiring fundraising and awareness adventure. My aims are to raise positive awareness of Early Onset

Pharmacist Pat Harmon of Mounthawk Allcare Pharmacy recently sponsored the Kerry U14 girls team

Parkinson’s Disease in Ireland and throughout Europe and to promote and fundraise for https://eopd.ie/ and the services available.”

According to Ian any diagnosis comes as a shock and that Parkinson’s disease is perceived to be an older person’s condition. “I am not old. Search the words “Parkinson’s Disease” on the web – you will see pictures of older people. I want to change that

perception and make people aware that it affects many younger people too. Unfortunately, it is the fastest growing neurological condition and my story may become an all too familiar one”.

All donations raised will go to the charity Early Onset Parkinson’s Disease Ireland https://eopd.ie/ .

This team participated in the prestigious Gaynor cup tournament in UL for five days at the beginning of June And represented themselves their teammates , their club , their families and their league proudly.

L-R in the lovely photo are Clancy, Colin, Eric, James, Helen, Amanda, Catherine, Ciara and Elizabeth - pictured also is Guide Dogs Kandy and Puppy-in-Training Feena.

Pharmacist Pat Harmon presenting the medical kit to the vice captain Ava Jade Sheehy and Isabelle Cushen. Also pictured is Manager Siobhan Cushen , head coach Caragh Kelly and assistant coach Aisling Kelly .

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

Photos by John Cleary

: ‘Born to Run’ - Half Marathon and 10k and 5k took place from Tralee Bay Wetlands on Sunday morning, competitors from left Clara Daly and Ciara Collins both from Abbeyfeale, and Bernie O’Brien, Kilmoyley.

ABOVE: Volunteers keep ‘Born to Run’ Club on the road Sunday with the Half Marathon, 10k. and 5k. from the start Tralee Bay Wetlands and retun to finish, from left Kathleen Curtin, Helen Twomey, Marie O’Shea, Grettia Quirke and Louise Porter.

ABOVE: Tracey and Noel Fitzgerald, Tarbert, with their children Adam, Kyle and Abbie Ftzgerald came to see the Half Marathan by ‘Born to Run’ Club Tralee. The race started from Tralee Bay Wetlands finished in the same Wetlands.

ABOVE: Fr. Bernard Healy, St. John’s Church,Tralee celebrated the annual Community Mass for residents of Kerins Park, Tralee, on Wednesday evening.

ABOVE: Born to Run the 10k race taking place as it leaves Tralee Bay Wetlands on Sunday morning and will finish also at the same Wetlands.

ABOVE: Competiting in the Born to Run events on Sunday from Tralee Bay Wetlands, from left Lorraine and William O’Connor, Foynes, Nora and John Hughes, Lixnaw.

ABOVE: Celebrating their wedding anniversary after Mass by Fr. Padraig Walsh PP. at Our Lady and St. Brendan’s Church on Saturday evening, from left Berney and Berty Conway, Mary and Ted Heaslip, Eva and John O’Shea, Renee and Jim Fitzgibbon, Angel and John O’Donnell, Fr. Padraig Walsh PP. Margaret and Joe McCarthy, Mary and John Maunsell, Breda and Larry Byrne, Ann and Michael Moran and Mary and Kieran Moriarty.

ABOVE

ABOVE: Fr. Vatalis Barasa, St. John’s Church, Tralee, celebrated the community Mass for residence of Leith and surrounding area on Wednesday evening at Leith Cross, Tralee.

Kieran from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

Q & A

As we come to the end of June and the halfway point of 2023, it’s a good time to assess fitness goals and make a plan to go again for the send half of the year.

Here are 10 tips to help you with your health & fitness goals:

1. Try 1 new workout or exercise routine each month. It can be anything that puts you out of your normal routine.

2. Schedule your workouts in your calendar. If it is scheduled and planned, it’s more likely to get done.

3. Improve your form. Proper form can help you to maximize your results and minimize the chance of injury. Talk to the PT in your gym or exercise class to get advice if you are unsure.

4. Get a workout buddy.

5. Do something active every week that makes you feel calm. Fitness doesn’t need to be about working as hard as you can all the time.

6. Walk or cycle instead of driving where possible.

7. Drink more water.

8. Get 8-9 hours of quality sleep per night.

9. Aim for balance. If you are training at a high intensity regularly, be sure to allow yourself rest days or lower intensity days to allow your body to recover.

10. Find an exercise routine you enjoy. Try different exercise routines, whether in the gym, classes or outdoors. If you find something you enjoy, you are far more likely to stick to it.

Have a good

Rainbow Jelly

A colourful triple-lay ered treat that tastes as good as it looks!

Ingredients

• 5 sheets leaf gelatine

• 200ml orange and pineapple no-added-sugar squash

• Low-calorie cooking spray

• 2 x 11.5g sachets lime sugar-free jelly crystals

• 2 x 11.5g sachets blackcurrant sugar-free jelly crystals

Method

1. Soak the gelatine in cold water for 5 minutes, or until so ened. At the same time, put the squash in a large jug and pour in 300ml water. Pour half of the squash into a small non-stick saucepan and put it over a medium heat. Take the gelatine out, squeeze out any excess water and add to the squash pan. Stir until dissolved, then add to the remaining squash in the jug, stir well and leave to cool.

2. Spray the inside of a 1.8-litre jelly or bundt mould with 1 spray of low-calorie cooking spray. Using kitchen paper, wipe around the inside of the mould to grease it. Pour in the orange jelly mixture and chill for 3 hours, or until set.

3. In the meantime, put the lime jelly crystals in a jug. Pour over 500ml boiling water and stir until dissolved, then leave to cool.

4. Pour the lime jelly over the set orange jelly and chill for 2-3 hours. While that's chilling, make the blackcurrant jelly as per step 3. Once the lime jelly is set, pour over the blackcurrant jelly. Chill the whole jelly for 4-5 hours, or until completely set.

5. To serve, dip the mould into hot water for 30 seconds, then carefully turn out onto a serving stand or plate. Cut into 8 equal slices.

Sharon's Slimming World Tralee Pipe Band Hall

Wednesdays 9am & 10:30 am & 5pm & 6:30pm

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Nora's Slimming World Manor Retail Park

Thursdays 9am & 10:30am &5pm & 6:30pm

Fridays 8am, 9:30am & 11:00am

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One of the easiest ways to pull in pollinators of all sorts into the kitchen garden and outdoor BBQ area is by planting lots of wonderful herbs. Herbs are such a brilliant plant that offer not only health, medicinal and cosmetic benefits but also can flower and offer vibrancy, scent and life to your garden during the summer. Chives, mint, marjoram and thyme are some of the most common culinary herbs that are so easy to grow.

They are super for creative cooking and will give your dishes that extra level of flavour and taste. Finding a space to grow herbs is simple. They can be planted in containers, pots, baskets, flower beds and almost anything else that has space to hold some compost/soil and is free draining.

Where possible, be sure to use organic compost such as the Living Green range available at all good garden centres.

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Due to Budgetary oversight(!), not all 4 matches will be screened on RTE this weekend!

Well, Saturday matches Kerry v Tyrone & Armagh v Monaghan wont be! ( only on GAAGO) The other 2 Sunday matches will be shown on RTE 2 !

2 Legends in 1 picture

...Castleblaney’s Big Tom and Liverpool’s Sammy Lee !

Kerry gets ready for a big ‘Bonjour

as regular flights from Britanny into Kerry Airport commence this weekend!

Lewis gets to feel the love at Glastonbury !

Listowel gets ‘Dolly Day ‘ Fever at its recent record attempt !

Trains announced for Kerry Fans travelling to Croker this Saturday !

Fantastic artwork by Mike O Donnell for Abbeydorney Hurling Club

Book Launch: “Knocknagoshel’s History: Past and Present (1890-2013)” is on TONIGHT!

We are pleased to announce the highly anticipated launch of the book “Knocknagoshel’s History: Past and Present (1890-2013)” by Minister for Education, Norma Foley T.D. This remarkable publication is set to captivate readers with its rich historical accounts and engaging narratives. The book launch event will take place at the Knocknagoshel Community Centre on Friday, June 30th, at 7 P.M.

Compiled by esteemed editor Donal P. Murphy, this comprehensive work features contributions from 16 male and 8 female writers who have

passionately delved into various aspects of Knocknagoshel’s past. The articles cover a wide range of subjects, including the local GAA team, the GYM, Ladies Football Club, the Community Centre, Meals on Wheels, Laundry services, and the Over 55 Club.

Within the book’s pages, readers will find notable reviews by respected individuals such as Mr. Jimmy Deniheen, Former Minister for the Arts, Father Pat Ahern, Billy Keane, Deirdre Walsh, Michael O’Regan, Pat McCarthy, and Tom Roche. These reviews delve into diverse topics such as the Pageant of Lourdes, literature, charitable endeavors, the life and times of Con Houlihan, and captivating memoirs.

Additionally, the book showcases an abundance of local songs penned by talented songwriters, accompanied by a captivating Picture Gallery comprising 250 stunning color photographs that bring Knocknagoshel’s history to life. Amidst the town’s history, the book

Another National Award captured by the CHRC Clinic Tralee!

The HiStyle Women of Vision Awards took place on Saturday the 24th of June in the Clayton Hotel Silver Springs in County Cork. This glamourous event was presented by Miriam ‘O’callaghan and an air of excitement filled the event hall as the nominees awaited the award announcements.

sheds light on a significant period marked by the bitter Civil War, which led to numerous casualties. Four monuments stand as solemn reminders of this sorrowful chapter in our collective past. Eoin O’Shea provides a detailed account of this period and the region’s mining industry. This captivating book is sure to become a future ‘Collectors

Item ‘ !

The book launch event promises an evening of entertainment, featuring performances by renowned

Accordion Player Donal Murphy of “Four Men and a Dog,” as well as Eilis Murphy from “Sliabh Notes” and other talented singers, including Noel McAuliffe. Attendees can look forward to refreshments and exciting spot prizes in a free draw, guaranteeing a night to be remembered in the Village on the Hill.

CHRC Brand Representative, Mary O’Donnell and CHRC Client Liaison, Nicole McEllistrim represented the CHRC at the event. The CHRC team were delighted to be nominated in the category for Women of Dream Teams-Customer Service. It was a brilliant night which was topped off by the CHRC winning the award category for Women Of Dream Teams-Customer Service.

Mary O Donnell says “Thank vou to HiStyle for organising this fantastic event and well done to all other nominees and award winners. It was an honour to be in a room full of inspiring women.”

Kerry u14 girls who recently took part in the prestigious Gaynor cup tournament held in UL for five days at the beginning of June.

CONOR O’MAHONY

An Riocht Athletic Club

I am very happy training in Zero Gravity. The facilities are really suitable for training for competition. There is plenty of equipment and space which allows me to get my session done efficiently and (hopefully) effectively.

DIARMUID O’CONNOR

Midfielder Kerry Senior Men’s Team & local club Na Gaeil

The facility has been very useful for me in terms of recovery in particular. I find the leisure club really good in terms of being able to switch off and get the body ready for the next session or game.

JOE O’CONNOR

Midfielder Kerry Senior Men’s Team & local club Austin Stacks

Loving the facility. The sauna, steam room and pool also really help me recover in between training days to make sure I’m in the best shape for my pitch sessions. The staff are also very helpful whenever I need some help in the gym they are always available. Overall a great gym with top class facilities.

DIANA O’KEEFFE

Forward local club John Mitchells

I find the pool, sauna & steam room beneficial in particular with the main focus towards rest & recovery. The Gym has everything needed to hit a high intensity workout from start to finish.

Goals galore but Kerry come up short!

Kerry FC began the second half of the season with an away match against Bray Wanderers at the Carlisle Grounds. Bray had previously won 2-0 against Kerry, and the Kingdom aimed to close the gap between the two teams.

Kerry manager Billy Dennehy acknowledged that Bray would see the match as an opportunity to maintain their position in the playoff race and boost their confidence. Dennehy expressed confidence in his players’ experience gained from the first half of the season. The first half started with Kerry

making a familiar mistake as Kevin Williams’ errant pass was intercepted, allowing Bray’s Darren Craven to score from twenty-five yards out. Bray dominated the game, but unexpectedly, Kerry equalized after fourteen minutes through Leo Gaxha. Kerry improved their play and managed to repel Bray’s pressure, with Ben Feeney hitting the post. However, just before halftime, Conor Crowley assisted Ben Feeney, who curled a left-footed shot into the net, giving Bray a 2-1 lead. In the second half, Bray resumed their pressure on Kerry, scoring

controversially through Chris Lyons, despite Kerry’s claims of a foul and offside. Two goals down, Kerry needed to take risks to mount a comeback. However, Bray remained strong, frustrating Kerry’s attempts at possession and limiting their chances to set pieces. The game became scrappy, and both teams struggled to maintain control. Kerry appeared nervous and made unnecessary mistakes, while Bray relied on Kerry’s errors. As time ran out, Bray aimed to secure their victory, but Kerry managed to pull one back through

Cian Brosnan, reducing the scoreline to 3-2. Despite the late scare, Bray emerged as the deserving victors. Kerry showed determination and character until the final whistle, attributes they will carry into their upcoming match against league leaders Galway United.

Overall, Bray Wanderers secured a 3-2 victory over Kerry FC, who displayed resilience but ultimately fell short.

RelateCare Marks One-Year Anniversary in Tralee, Offers Exciting Growth Opportunities

Irish healthcare communications organization RelateCare is celebrating the one-year anniversary of its Tralee facility. This milestone represents significant growth for the company, as the Tralee hub has supported the expansion of services and the client base over the past 12 months.

Coinciding with this achievement is the 10-year anniversary of RelateCare Group’s formation.

Headquartered in Waterford City, the Group has experienced tremendous success, with US hubs in Cleveland, Ohio, and Arkansas.

Supported by Enterprise Ireland and inaugurated by former Taoiseach Micheál Martin TD, the RelateCare Tralee facility has already recruited over 100 employees in the region in the past year. With plans to add another 175 positions in the next two years, the company offers real opportunities for employees to upskill and build rewarding career pathways. RelateCare embraces productivity and professional development through a sustainable hybrid remote-working model, utilizing virtual platforms for

effective communication and client solutions.

During the past year, the Tralee hub has developed strong ties within the local community. It has actively supported fundraising events for the local GAA club Keel, Autism Awareness Day, St. Vincent de Paul, and has hosted networking events with Tralee Chamber of Commerce, a delegation of student nurses from Case Western Reserve University, and local recruitment events in MTU.

Conor O’Byrne, CEO of RelateCare Group, commends the dedication of the staff and the support of the Tralee community throughout the year. He expresses pride in the opportunities created and applauds the commitment of the staff and valued partners in Tralee. As RelateCare celebrates this anniversary, it also marks the 10year milestone for the RelateCare Group, demonstrating continued growth and progress.

RelateCare serves as a seamless extension to healthcare organizations, offering administrative support and clinical

advice through technologicallyadvanced platforms. Their services help transform the patient journey, enabling healthcare teams to focus on delivering quality patient care. The Tralee site supports several bluechip US healthcare clients, providing administrative and clinical support for access to care activities and postdischarge management. Additionally, RelateCare is expanding its teams to support Irish clients and is leveraging its proximity to the Corca Dhuibhne Gaeltacht to expand its Irish-

speaking employee base.

RelateCare’s client partners include renowned institutions such as Cleveland Clinic, Stanford Children’s Health, Beth Israel Lahey Health, Duke Health, and the Health Service Executive in Ireland. As part of the Akusus Group, RelateCare has experienced rapid growth, employing over 1,200 people in Ireland and the United States, with 500 jobs added in the past year alone.

photographs by Adam Kowalczyk.

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Kerry Airport To Give ‘Cent Mille Bienvenues’ To First Passengers Arriving From Brittany

KERRY Airport is preparing to offer a customary ‘céad míle fáilte’ to the passengers arriving to the county on board the inaugural Chalair flight from Brittany, France next weekend.

The aircraft will touch down at 9.20am on Saturday 1st July with visitors from Quimper and Brest while the first outbound passengers will depart from Kerry just before 10am on the same day.

The seasonal summer service will operate every Saturday with a flight time of less than 1 hour 40 minutes from Kerry to France on board a 70-seat ATR 72 aircraft.

The CEO of Kerry Airport, John Mulhern, said, “Our summer schedule has been very successful so far and the introduction of this new seasonal service to France is

a welcome addition to our choice of destinations from Kerry. We are looking forward to welcoming the first French passengers to Kerry on Saturday morning. Ultimately, their arrival and those who will follow over the coming weeks, will boost the local economy during the peak tourism season.”

Chalair is an independent airline that has been operating scheduled flights in France since 1986. Its fleet of aircraft ranges from 19 to 70 seats and is currently the reference airline for such aircraft on the French market.

These new destinations from Kerry to Quimper and Brest in Brittany will bring to nine the number of routes that will be available to passengers for the summer months.

Kerry Airport already serves

For more information, contact Kerry Airport during office hours on

066 9764644 or visit www.KerryAirport.ie.

Photography

The aesthetics revolution! The ultimate facelift! The latest in skincare EMFACE

Emface, Em Sculpt, and Em Sella machines are cutting-edge technologies revolutionizing the fields of facial aesthetics, body sculpting, and pelvic floor health. These innovative devices utilize electromagnetic energy to provide non-invasive and highly effective treatments. Emface is a breakthrough facial treatment that uses electromagnetic waves to stimulate collagen production, resulting in firmer and more youthful skin. This non-surgical procedure targets fine lines, wrinkles, and sagging skin, providing a naturallooking rejuvenation.

Em Sculpt, on the other hand, is designed to sculpt and tone the body by inducing powerful muscle contractions. This technology helps to build muscle and burn fat simultaneously, leading to a more sculpted physique. With its ability to target specific muscle groups, Em Sculpt offers an efficient alternative to traditional exercise routines. Em Sella is a groundbreaking device

that addresses pelvic floor issues, such as urinary incontinence, using electromagnetic energy. By stimulating and strengthening the pelvic muscles, it helps improve bladder control and restore pelvic floor health without surgery or downtime.

These advanced machines are gaining popularity among individuals seeking non-invasive and effective solutions for various aesthetic and wellness concerns. With their ability to deliver impressive results, Emface, Em Sculpt, and Em Sella machines are transforming the way we approach beauty and well-being. These procedures are painless and needle-free. They are completely non invasive.

They are scientifically proven to offer a 37% reduction in wrinkles, a 23% lifting effect and a 30% increase in muscle tone. They will shortly be available in Susan Crean Dental and facial aesthetics.

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Photos ; Domnick Walsh

Margaret’s Loramar Gift Shop... A Passionate Journey of Tradition and Friendship... 41 years later

In the heart of Rock Street, Margaret McIntyre ( formerly O Rahilly ) has woven a tale of dedication and love through her traditional gift store. Since its establishment in 1982, Margaret’s store,originally located at no. 72 Rock Street beside Linnanes Pub, has become a testament to the joy of pursuing one’s passions and transforming them into a lifelong endeavor. Her story exemplifies the saying, “Find something you love, make money at it, and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

For over three decades, Margaret’s store thrived at this address, becoming a beloved fixture in the community. However, in 2014, Margaret contemplated retirement. Yet, a fire still burned within her, and she realized that she was ‘too young ‘ to step away from the business she adored. With renewed determination, Margaret relocated to lower Rock Street, just opposite Supervalu, injecting fresh energy into her cherished enterprise. Throughout her journey, Margaret has fostered deep connections, forging enduring friendships with

customers from both the town and the surrounding countryside. Visitors travel from places like Dingle, Killarney, North Kerry, Listowel & Ballyheigue to experience the warm embrace of Margaret’s traditional gift store. Whether patrons come seeking the perfect gift or simply to share a friendly chat, Margaret ensures that her customers never feel pressured. She understands the value of genuine connections and believes in providing a welcoming environment where everyone feels at ease.

The store itself carries the name ‘LORAMAR,’ a beautiful amalgamation of Margaret’s daughter Lorraine’s name, her husband Aidan’s name, and her own. This personal touch reflects the love and support of her family, a constant source of inspiration in her entrepreneurial journey. While the stock in LORAMAR has remained consistent over the years, Margaret always finds ways to incorporate fresh elements into the store. Vintage signs, a recent addition, became immensely

popular during the lockdown period, capturing the nostalgic hearts of patrons. Additionally, the store boasts a selection of coveted Tivoli lamps, with prices starting as low as €20. Margaret’s commitment to providing gift options is unwavering, as she endeavors to keep a diverse range of items in-store, including popular China teasets , very collectible , and exquisite Crystal pieces, perfect for weddings and special occasions.

Margaret’s dedication to her customers is further reflected in her monthly special offers, ensuring there is always something new and exciting to discover. Her tireless efforts are visible as she works six days a week, from Monday to Saturday, from 10 am to 5 pm, even skipping lunch breaks to serve her loyal clientele. As Margaret looks back on her remarkable journey, she expresses sincere gratitude to the customers who have supported her over the 41 years...Margaret opened originally on June 26th 1982 . She warmly welcomes new visitors

each month, fostering a sense of community that is the hallmark of her traditional gift store. Margaret’s unwavering happiness and passion ensure that she will continue to be a cherished presence in Rock street for years to come, as she spreads joy and inspiration through her traditional little gift store.

GREAT ONE LINERS!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.” – Tim Vine

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay – it’s in my jeans.

“Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime.” –Milton

Jones

“I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.” – Tim Vine

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

“I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’” – Tim Vine

“I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.” – Ken Dodd

“This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’” – Tim Vine

“This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, ‘I want you to trace someone for me.’” – Tim Vine

“Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said

‘Parking Fine.’” – Tim Vine

I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.

“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-toone time.” – Tom Ward

How does NASA organise a party? They planet. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

“My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape. I choose round.” – Sarah Millican

“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.” – Milton Jones

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

“I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” – Nick Helm

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

“Toughest job I ever had? Selling doors, door-todoor.” – Bill Bailey

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

“Looking at my face is like reading in the car. It’s all right for 10 minutes, then you start to feel sick.” – Andrew Lawrence

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks!” I said “Don’t mention it.”

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” – Matt Kirshen

Why do we tell actors to ‘break a leg?’ Because every play has a cast.

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

KERINS

Seniors:

O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES

Draw ends lackluster game against Dingle Absences affected the squad’s performance

Dingle dominated in the second half with quick points

KOR responded with points from Darragh and Tom

Final score tied, unable to break the deadlock

10 points in the table, relegation threat looms

Division 6:

Tense victory over Firies

Firies fought back and led by halftime

Determined second-half performance secured control

Strong team effort with solid defense and excellent forward play

Next game against table-toppers

Valentia in three weeks

Juvenile Academy:

Busy Sunday morning at Ballyrickard

U5 Boys: Focus on hand passing

U6 Girls: Enthusiastic training despite adverse weather

U7 Boys: Competitive games against Listry

U8 Girls: Skill-based drills and fun games

U9 Boys: Welcoming new player Parker, preparing for Ardfert match

U10 Girls: Tough session, emphasizing key skills

U11 Boys: Impressive skills and teamwork against Firies

U13 Boys: Spirited performance against Churchill

Upcoming Fixtures:

U9 Go Games vs. Ardfert on Tuesday 27th June

U15 Central Region Div2 Rd1 KOR/ St.Pats vs. Ardfert on Wednesday 28th

June

U13B Town League Rd3 (Back Game)

Na Gaeil B vs. KOR B on Thursday 29th

June

U8 Girls vs. Desmonds go games on Sunday 2nd July

U10 Girls vs. Desmonds go games on Sunday 2nd July

Kerins O’Rahillys Summer Camp: Bookings open for the 2023 Summer camp

Running from 8th to 11th August, 10am to 2pm

Check social media pages and clubzap for details

NÓTAÍ NA mBAN (Ladies Notes):

U15 ladies representing Kerry at Féile Storms affected fixtures for U12 and U14 girls

AUSTIN STACKS

Shine in Must-Win Clash against Kilcummin (AS 1-14 Kilcummin 0-9)

Seniors deliver standout performance in crucial Co. League match

Standout Performer: Michael O’Donnell was named the deserving recipient of The Celsius Mensware Man of the Match Award, recognizing his outstanding contribution to the team’s success.

PEIL FAOI 7:

Football action continues next Sunday morning in Caherslee

New players are warmly welcomed Thrilling football on display during last week’s match More exciting matches scheduled for this Thursday

PEIL FAOI 9: U9 GoGames bring more fun and action

Games to be held at Páirc Uí Chonghaile

Congratulations to all the boys on their performance

ALL-STARS:

All-Star team shows resilience despite the rain Players showcase their skills in various activities

Football skills session with Head Coach Richie

The team’s progress is evident, rain or shine

Everyone is invited to join next week’s session at The Rock

PEIL FAOI 10/11: U11 County Football GoGames continue this week

Football-For-Fun session welcomes new players

An opportunity for boys to enjoy the sport

PEIL FAOI 13:

Training schedule and challenge games announced

Intensive sessions to prepare for the upcoming Central League Exciting challenge game against Ballincollig from Cork

Best of luck to the boys in their competitive matches

PEIL FAOI 15:

Stay tuned for updates on training from coaches

Central League fixtures revealed for various divisions

Key matches scheduled against notable opponents

CÓITSEÁIL:

Commendations for the successful club coaching session

Thanks to Billy Lee, David Lavin, and Mickey Collins for their contributions

CAID FAOI 17:

Sympathies extended to the Kerry minors and manager

Despite the unfortunate loss, these talented players will bounce back

MITCHELS NOTES

Senior Men:

Mitchels dominate Dromid in league match, winning 3-18 to 1-7 Impressive first-half performance secures comfortable lead

Next game at home against Ardfert, date to be confirmed

Senior Men Development League: Senior development team eagerly awaiting Junior Town League fixtures Updates to follow

Senior Ladies:

Senior ladies travel to Dingle for county league round 1

Game scheduled for Monday, 26th at 8:15pm

Support from fans appreciated

Mother and Others: John Mitchels mothers and others have successful fourth session

Fun and energetic training with Thomas Kearns

Next session on Wednesday, 28th at 8pm

Women aged 25 and over encouraged to join

Under 6s and 7s Boys and Girls: U6s and U7s enjoy return to action after weather disruption Fun-filled training session held on Sunday morning Training continues on Sunday, 2nd July at 11:00am

New players always welcome

Under 8 and 10 Girls: U8 and U10 girls show great skills during

training

Focus on warm-up, drills, and short game

Training next Sunday at 10:30am New players always welcome

Under 12 Girls: U12 girls claim victory against Dingle in County League Hard work and strong performance by the team Training on Wednesdays (7-8pm) and Sundays (12-1pm)

Under 14 Girls: U14 girls start new competition with games against Ballyduff and Austin Stacks Full details to be provided to players later in the week

Under 16 Girls: Possession and ball retention focus in Monday’s training session Game against Beaufort on Wednesday, 28th at 7:30pm Support appreciated

Under 11 Boys:

Exciting County Go Game against Milltown Castlemaine

Spirited match showcasing great football from both teams Training continues on Thursday at 6:30pm

Under 13 Boys:

U13 Gold team wins Division 14 county final against NaGael Dominant performance from start to finish Trophy celebration and pizza for the victorious team

Under 15 Boys: Central league begins with home match against An Gaelteacht Away match against Ballymac follows on Friday Strong training sessions leading up to the competition

Minors:

Training details to be announced

Waiting for Town league fixtures

Full Body Strength & Conditioning

Classes: Free classes offered on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6am

Led by George Bastible

Open to all members aged 18 and over

ST. PATS GAA JUVENILE

ACADEMY NOTES:

U5:

Fun-filled under 5 session led by Aiden, Anthony, and Johnathon

Brandon and Taylor named players of the week Looking forward to next weekend’s session

U7:

Impressive training session for U7 boys Ryan Murphy awarded player of the week

Encouragement to keep up the good work

U8 Girls:

U8 girls show great effort in Go Games

against Ballymac

Strong opposition but high spirits throughout Older girls stepped up to U10’s, benefiting younger players Training for upcoming GoGames

U9:

Lively session for St. Pats U9s

Focus on kick passing, kicking for scores, and competitive games

First round of phase 2 games against Cromane on Tuesday

U10 Girls:

U10 Girls perform well in first game against BALLYMAC

Excellent skills and tenacity on display Training continues next Sunday morning

U11:

Challenging game against Ballymac in difficult weather conditions

Commitment and energy shown by all players. Welcomed Duagh in more pleasant conditions. Tough but fair games with excellent opponents. Thanks to supportive parents and next training on Thursday

U12 Girls:

Exciting game against Duagh in county league Unlucky not to secure victory but impressive performance Referee commends girls’ improvement in skills and scoring Training scheduled for Wednesday

U13:

Dedicated training sessions despite rainy weather Sunday training skipped due to other commitments Congrats to Jace and Rian on their medals in County Community Games Athletics Training continues as usual

U14 Girls: First game in county league against Inbheir Sceine Gaels C

Strong performance despite challenging conditions Improvement noted in the second half

Next training and game details to be confirmed

U15: Monday training continues Central league group games start with home match against Ardfert on Wednesday

Seniors: Next match scheduled for the weekend of July 8th/9th

Updates to be provided closer to the date

Good Luck:

Best wishes to Kerry Ladies in All-Ireland Senior Championship Round 2 against Cavan