issue 25

LEGAL MATTERS CORNER

MIRIAM MC GILLICUDDY ANSWERS YOUR LEGAL QUERIES

Arnoldis wants a drone for his 11th Birthday and his father wants to be informed on the laws which govern Drones in Ireland to establish if his son will be able to comply prior to buying the gift.

Flying and Operating Drones in Ireland is subject to European Union Regulation 2019/947. The Irish Aviation Authority (IAA) supervises and implements the regulation in Ireland. The Regulation allows registered operators and pilots to fly their drones across the EU. You must register as a drone operator if your drone weighs over 250 grams or if it has a camera or sensor. Registration as an operator costs €30 and is valid for two years. To register, you must be 16 or over, set up an account and verify your identity and take an online training course that lasts about 15 minutes. If your drone is above 4 kilograms, or if you are planning on doing certain activities with your drone, you must do extra training. Once you are registered, you must label your drone with your drone operator ID. Flying drones is categorized based on risk: Open Category, Specific Category and Certified Category.

Open Category refers to drone flights which are deemed at low risk You

If you have a legal query or need further information on any item

can fly an ‘open’ category drone (weighing under 25 kilograms) without permission, as long as: The drone is no more than 120 metres above the level of the land or water directly below, the drone is not outside your line of sight, the drone is not on or near certain exempted zones such as around hospitals and aerodromes and you capacity to operate the drone is not affected by the consumption of alcohol or illness. There are restrictions in place on whether and to what extent you can fly over or near uninvolved people or crowds and whether you can fly it in urban areas. Drones that weigh more than 25 kilograms cannot be flown without the explicit permission of the Irish Aviation Authority. If you want to fly your drone outside the limits of the ‘open category’ you must inform the Irish Aviation Authority and generally await an Operational Authorisation. The Irish Aviation Authority or the garda can take your drone if they believe it is likely that you will use your drone in breach of the regulations. So think before boldly going where no drone has gone before.

See www.miriammcgillycuddy.com for map to office.

Summer Theatre Camp

This summer children can go on a theatrical adventure at Siamsa Tíre, learning dance, singing songs, creating art while learning how a theatre works. Led by experienced performers and teachers from the National Folk Theatre Training Academy this fun camp is suitable for children 6-12 years.

Tickets: €90 10-14 & 17-21 JULY

Jarlath Regan

Ireland's favourite Irishman abroad, Jarlath Regan has blown up on social media and headlines every major comedy club in the UK. Get a belly full of laughs as Jarlath lands in Tralee with his epic stand-up show 'Jarzilla'.

Tickets €24 14TH JULY 9.00PM

15TH JULY 7.00-9.00PM

Film: But I'm a Cheerleader

In association with Kingdom Pride Festival there is a special screening for teens (15+) of 'But I'm a Cheerleader'. This timeless, satirical romantic-comedy about self-acceptance and love stars teenager Megan (Natasha Lyonne) and Eddie Cibrian, Melanie Lynskey and Michelle Williams.

Tickets €9

Siamsa Sessions - Aftershock

Join us in the Siamsa Courtyard for an outdoor concert by emerging rock band Aftershock. Tickets are limited so booking advised.

Tickets €10

Law Quip – ‘ Getting my drone stuck in a tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today, but its definitely up there.’

Emma Prendiville- Intern- Office Miriam McGillycuddy

Miriam McGillycuddy, Solicitor, Derryana, Ballyard, Tralee, County Kerry.

Tralee sisters romance novel has TV potential!

The Rose Hotel transformed into a den of laughter, music, and general tomfoolery on Sunday, 2nd July. The occasion? The long-awaited book launch of Denise Brassil’s contemporary romance novel “What Anna Did Next.” With Radio Kerry’s Elaine Kinsella on stage as the MC for the day, it was an unforgettable afternoon of craic and entertainment.

Over 300 people were in attendance and listened with emotion and laughter as Denise read an excerpt

from the book written in partnership with her late sister Martha.

Elaine skillfully grilled Denise, extracting amusing anecdotes and delving into the secrets behind her creative genius and separated the facts from fiction. Pressing her on whether the book has legs to make it to TV, Denise replied coyly, “yes!”

Just when the excitement peaked, a momentary hush fell over the room. Suddenly, none other than “fastest fingers”Liam O’Connor

burst on to the stage. His incredible musical talent, along with his son and daughter, gripped the audience - feet tapped, heads bobbed, and inhibitions evaporated! One would easily forget it was 4pm in the afternoon.

The book €14.99, is available to buy now in Polymaths and O Mahonys

Get the Last Blast of Summer with Mundy at Siamsa!

Don’t miss MUNDY’s final summer concert on August 26th at the Siamsa stage in Tralee. As one of Ireland’s brightest singer/ songwriters, MUNDY has had a busy festival season and will wrap up his summer tour with an acoustic concert.

Originally from Offaly, MUNDY gained fame on the Dublin busking circuit and wrote hits like ‘Gin & Tonic Sky’ and ‘Life’s a Cinch’. He signed with Sony’s Epic records and Warner Chappell Music, supporting Alanis Morissette and Neil Young before releasing his debut album ‘Jelly Legs’ in 1996. His song ‘To You I Bestow’ gained attention when it appeared on the soundtrack of Baz Luhrmann’s ‘Romeo & Juliet’, which sold 11 million copies and introduced MUNDY to a global audience.

With eight albums released on his own label ‘Camcor Records’, MUNDY has created his own acoustic, folk-based pop/rock sound. He has performed with renowned

artists such as Van Morrison and Manic Street Preachers, and his album ‘Raining Down Arrows’ debuted at number 1 on the Irish Charts. MUNDY has achieved gold and multi-platinum record sales and received awards like the Meteor Music award for ‘Best Male’ and

‘Most Downloaded Song’ for his rendition of ‘Galway Girl’ featuring Sharon Shannon.

MUNDY has shared the stage with legends like Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and R.E.M, and was even invited to perform at the White House for

Bookstores in Tralee, O Connors newsagents in Killarney and Crystal cave and bookshop in Killorglin. You can also purchase online at www. whatannndidnext.com. The book will also be available to buy in the UK too through Waterstones and WH Smith within 2 weeks

President Barack Obama during St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Don’t miss the chance to see MUNDY live in an intimate gig at Siamsa Tire. Tickets are available for €26 (plus booking fee) on siamsatire.com.

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

Photos by John Cleary

in pictures!

ABOVE: Liam Moriarty, The Kerries, Tralee, celebrating his 90th birthday at Kerin’s O’Rahillys restaurant Tralee on Saturday night with family and friends. Sitting from left Nora and Mary Moriarty, Mairead Dillon, Liam Moriarty, Padraig, Mike and Mary Moriarty, back from left Sinead Dillon, Rory and Ailbhe De Búrca, Aidan and Síle Dillon, Rhea Moriarty, Aoibheann Dillon, Rae Moriarty, Theresa and Clodagh Moriarty.

ABOVE: Shane O’Donoghue, Farranfore, pictured after the Ring of Kerry cycling event of the year in Ireland where his girlfriend Aoife Murphy Listry, was there to meet him with a kiss and a hug.

ABOVE: Completing the cycling event of the year the annual Ring of Kerry on Saturday for charity, from left Siobhán and Seamus O’Mahony, Tralee and Maeve Horgan, Ardfert.

ABOVE: Denise Brassil, Caherslee, Tralee, launched her new book ‘What Anna Did Next’ at the Rose Hotel Tralee on Sunday afternoon, picture with her mother Maureen Brassil, Tralee, and standing her sisters and brother from left Maeve Brassil, Helen Brassil, Eoin Brassil, Melissa Brassil and Rachel Brassil.

ABOVE: Siún and Shane Spellman and their nan Julia Thompson, Fossa, Killarney,

ABOVE: Celebrating his Golden Jubilee Fr. Gregory Carroll O.P. Dominican Prior of Holy Cross Priory, Tralee, with from left Sean Hurley, Farmers Bridge, Sr. Edel Crimmins, Tralee, the Prior Gregory Carroll O.P. Edyta, Klara and Eliot Hurley, Farmers Bridge, at the reception for all friends and those attending Mass on Sunday.

ABOVE: Tralee group attend the Golden Jubilee of Fr. Gregory Carroll O.P. Dominican, celebrations in Holy Cross Garden, Tralee, on Sunday after his Mass, pictured two Dominican priest, Fr. Seamus Tuohy, Tralee and on right Fr. Joe Dineen O.P. Tralee, and pictured with friends who were attending Mass.

came to see their dad Finn Spellman arrive at the finishing line in Killarney in the Ring of Kerry cycling event on Saturday for charity.

ABOVE: Fr. Gregory Patrick Carroll O.P. celebrated his Golden Jubilee with Mass on Sunday

ABOVE: Fr. David McGovern O.P. Dominican pictured with friends after Mass. Fr. Gregory Carroll O.P. Prior of Holy Cross Priory, Tralee, celebrated his Golden Jubilee on Sunday with Dominican priests and friends who were attending Mass were invited for refreshments in the Dominican garden.

ABOVE:The annual community Mass for Manor Area, Tralee, took place on Monday evening was celebrated by Fr. Tadhg Fitzgerald PP. St. John’s Church Tralee and Deacon Fr. Mark Moriarty. St. John’s choir members Mike O’Shea, Musical Director, Ann McCarthy and Catherine Moynihan, and Joe Moynihan, Manor Estate organiser.

Tralee Tennis Club Host Inaugural Open Tournament

Tralee Tennis Club will host an International World Tennis Federation (ITF) recognised event in the form of a Doubles Open Tournament. From 9 – 15 July, Tralee Tennis Club will see over one hundred tennis players play on their courts, in what promises to reveal quality and competitive matches. “We very much look forward to welcoming players from all over Munster and further afield,” says Nuala Finnegan, Chairperson, Tralee Tennis Club.

“This is a first for our Club, and indeed a first for County Kerry. It’s a little bit of Irish tennis history in the making and we are so proud and excited to get going,” she adds. Officially launching the event and giving the official draw the seal of approval was Karen Higgins, President of Munster Tennis. “On behalf of Munster Tennis, I would like to offer everyone at Tralee Tennis Club big congratulations on reaching this milestone,” says Karen “We also wish all entrants the best

Kerry Group, Fitzgibbon Furniture, Higgins Waste and Bridge Street Dental.

‘The Collection’ begins this Saturday at Molly J’s , Benners Hotel

“The Collection” is a new and exciting event that centers around the exquisite vinyl collection of a seasoned DJ, and for the first edition, happening at Molly J’s Courtyard bar in Benners hotel , the spotlight is on the local legend, Jonno Brien. With years of experience in curating soulful and eclectic sets, Jonno is all set to guide the audience through his extensive vinyl vault, unearthing hidden gems and all-time classics. This event, which has free entry , kicks off at 8pm this Saturday evening , July 8th and runs for three hours ! What sets “The Collection” apart

from your typical party is the intimate and immersive experience it offers. As you step into the venue at Molly J’s Courtyard , you’ll be captivated by the nostalgia-inducing ambiance, the rich, warm sound of vinyl will fill the air, taking you on a journey that spans multiple genres and eras.

“The Collection” promises to be an unforgettable night filled with infectious energy, dancing, and a shared love for music. So mark your calendars, gather your friends, and get ready to experience the magic of vinyl at its finest.

Siamsa goes LIVE outside!

Come for the music and stay for the craic as Siamsa Tíre opens up its courtyard for outdoor gigs this summer featuring up-and-coming emerging artists on Saturdays across July to September.

The Siamsa Sessions open on 15th July with local Tralee rock band Aftershock followed by local singer Ger O’Hanlon on 29th July. August brings original alternative rock back Queenless Kings, supported by Questionable Youth on the 12th and September gives you an opportunity to see Instagram trad stars from Clare, An Chéad Ghlúin Eíle live on the 2nd and singer/

songwriter Lauryn Griffin on the 9th September. Additional artists may yet be confirmed.

The Siamsa Sessions will provide a platform for emerging artists to showcase their talents and build a following while performing in a professional and fun environment. As the courtyard has a limited capacity it is advised to book tickets early and don’t worry, if the weather turns or demand is high, the live performance can move inside.

For further information visit siamsatire.com or contact

066 712 3055

Sean Morris has been selected to represent Ireland!!!

“Following two tough trials in February and April this year and making it through the final 4-day long selection camp last week at the National Rowing Centre in Cork, Tralee Rowing Club is delighted to confirm that Sean Morris (17) has secured a place on the Rowing Ireland U19 Team to represent his country at the Coupe de la Jeunesse (European) Regatta being held on the 28-30th July 2023 in Amsterdam. His Dad (and Tralee Rowing Club chairperson ) James says “The dark winter nights in the gym and the dawn rows out on the canal here at home in Tralee with his fellow clubmates have paid off handsomely and we wish him “the luck of the Irish” as he heads off to Athlone for another intensive fortnight of preparation with his new team mates Dom Casey (Skibbereen RC) Fionn McDonnell (St. Michael’s RC,

Limerick and Riann Claffey (Athlone BC)” The Club Captain Heidi Giles says

“Anyone who works with young people will know it has its moments, moments of despair and frustration and of absolute joy and delight. This is obviously a very special moment, to see a young rower set a goal for themselves and go about achieving it, choosing it day in day out, dedicating time, energy, and emotion to the endeavour is fantastic, to be part of their achievement is a privilege, I am proud of Sean and all those who have contributed to his selection for an Irish crew and who have built a club that is capable of facilitating this achievement.” We are thrilled for him, his family and all at Tralee Rowing Club who have helped him work towards this since TRC was founded

LAVENDER... INSPIRATION AND BEAUTY IN A FRAGRANT FLOWER.

Everyone’s garden is different, some are sunny, while others are shady, dry, damp or more likely a mixture of both, and that will dictate the plants you can grow to some degree. Which direction your garden faces is very important, for instance a North facing garden is completely shaded, whereas a South facing will always have full sun, and is generally warmer so you can grow more sun-loving tender plants such as Lavender. By gardening sustainably, and in an environmentally conscious manner gardeners can make a considerable difference to the wildlife population in their immediate area, as well as the country as a whole.

Lavender is a must have for the garden on so many levels – for scent, for flowers, for bees, and butterflies and also for birds. A brilliantly versatile plant for planting alone or with other plants, Lavender looks great edging a traditional border, planted in a gravel garden, or what is best suited to Kerry, is a container grown Lavender. Lavender

Bernie Falvey

Kerry FC to field first ever Women’s League of Ireland side from 2024 onwards

Kerry Football Club has made an exciting announcement as they plan to introduce a women’s team to the EA Sports Women’s Under 17 League of Ireland Academy starting from the 2024 season. This marks a significant milestone for football in Kerry, as it will be the first time a women’s team from the county competes in the national leagues. The club’s inclusion in the Women’s EA Sports Under 17 LOI Academy aligns with their long-term goal of eventually reaching senior women’s football in the League of Ireland. The introduction of this pathway for female footballers in Kerry is expected to boost the women’s game in the region and provide players with opportunities to showcase their talents at the national level.

Kerry FC’s General Manager, Sean O Keeffe, expressed his pride in the club’s inclusion in the EA Sports Women’s U17 LOI Academy, drawing parallels to the progress made by the men’s team and emphasizing the importance

of building a solid foundation at the academy level. Damian Locke, the Head of Academy, thanked the FAI for their support and highlighted the club’s commitment to providing equal opportunities for girls within their academy system. This development is particularly significant as it eliminates the need for girls from Kerry to travel around the country to participate in the Women’s League of Ireland.

Darren Aherne, FAI Regional High Performance Coach, commended Kerry FC for their decision, emphasizing that it is a crucial step in establishing a comprehensive player pathway for female players in the region. Aherne expressed his enthusiasm for the positive impact this move will have on the local girls’ game. Overall, the entry of Kerry FC into the U17 girls’ national league signifies a promising time for women’s football in the county and sets the stage for potential future advancements.

ENERCON celebrates new Irish HQ in Tralee with New Jobs on the Horizon

ENERCON have just hosted an event to celebrate its 25th Anniversary in Ireland last week . Customers, partners, ENERCON colleagues and the media were invited to mark the milestone at ENERCON’s newly built headquarters Killerisk, Tralee. Sean Kelly, MEP was present to officially cut the ribbon to mark the opening. This celebration coincides with the announcement of ENERCON’s expansion in Ireland with 30 new jobs announced across the island over the next 12 months. ENERCON

Ireland recently deepened its commitment with an investment in a long-term lease in a new purpose built (1,900 m²) office, training and warehouse facility and service station in Killerisk, Tralee where it expects to continue to expand and grow as the Irish onshore wind industry develops. In addition to these facilities, ENERCON also have an Irish office in Dublin and 12 other service stations in key locations across Ireland and Northern Ireland. Mana

ging director, Noranne Stack says, “The loyalty and support of our Customers over the past 25 years has been fundamental in shaping the trajectory of our growth and maturity as an organisation. I want to offer a genuine thank you to all of our customers for this loyalty and support. We are looking forward to continuing this growth alongside our colleagues and customers.”

In 1998, the first ENERCON wind

turbines were commissioned in Ireland. Crockahenny Wind Farm in County Donegal consists of 10 x E40 WECs with an installed capacity of 5MW of power. Since then, almost 700 ENERCON wind turbines have been installed across the island of Ireland with an installed capacity of 1.4GW.

Photo Caption: From L-R - Darren Aherne (FAI Regional High Performance Coach), Billy Dennehy (Kerry FC Sporting Director and First Team Manager),

Sean O Keeffe (Kerry FC General Manager) and Damian Locke (Kerry FC Head of Academy) pictured in Mounthawk Park .

PHOTO: Adam Kowalczyk

Spotted on the Street

The sun shines as Jim launches his GAA book!

Renowned Galway Sports journalist Jim Carney presents a signed copy of his latest GAA book ‘ Frank Stockwell & Sean Purcell , The Terrible Twins ! ‘ to yours truly , Chris Shortt( Tralee Advertiser ) at the Ard Ri Hotel in Tuam Co Galway ...Also in is photo is Tuam Golf Legend , Tony Shortt ! Its a fantastic read with great mentions of Kerry GAA ties to Galway . All proceeds of the book go to Tuam Cancer Care Centre

Jack’s a Winner ..again!

Jack Shortt ( Goalkeeper ) was part of the Championship winning Garryowen GAA Team in Melbourne last weekend as they beat Wolfe Tones in a thrilling final . Thats 2 in a row now for the Club as they won the League final in June .

“SNAPPED ON SOCIAL MEDIA”

We pick out some great photos posted on social media each week ...if you have any good ones please send them in... email traleeadvertiser@gmail.com or message us on our Facebook page... Enjoy!

Its the wrong colour, Nicky!

Great free Workshop next Tuesday !

Well known Tralee musician PJ. Starr with the late Christy Dignam at the Rose of Tralee in 2019

Roisín Wiley , crowned as the 2023 New York Rose... see you soon Roisín!

People enjoying Monday afternoon sunshine at Tralee Town Centre.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Fenit Funky Femmes have unfinished business with the North Channel Swim challenge ...Roll on part 2 !

John and Stephen Kelly participated in the Ring of Kerry charity bicycle race on Saturday.

Photo Moss Joe Browne.

‘Star’ Kieran Donaghy collects his new special edition Ford Ranger Wildtrak from Nicky Benner , Kerry Motor Works

FOREVER FRIENDS

Tripadvisor lists the Aquadome in Worlds Top 1% of Things to Do!

The Aqua Dome in Tralee has been awarded the prestigious “Best of the Best” accolade by Tripadvisor, based on traveler reviews and ratings. This recognition places the Aqua Dome among the top 1% of listings on Tripadvisor worldwide. Mags O’Sullivan, the center manager, expressed delight and gratitude for the recognition, emphasizing the outstanding visitor reviews and ratings that contributed to this achievement.

The Tripadvisor Travelers’ Choice Best of the Best awards honor the favorite destinations, hotels, restaurants, and activities according to reviews and opinions collected over a year from travelers around the world. Visitors praised the Aqua Dome for being a fantastic place for a family day out, with activities suitable for all ages, friendly staff, cleanliness, and reasonable prices. The indoor water park offers a range of exciting water attractions, including water slides, a lazy river, a wave pool, and a dedicated play area for younger children. Guests also appreciated the facility’s cleanliness, hygiene, amenities like saunas and lockers, and the on-site café.

John Boris, Chief Growth Officer at Tripadvisor, congratulated the winners and recognized the challenges faced by the hospitality industry in meeting changing expectations, labor shortages, and rising costs. He commended the Aqua Dome and other recipients for providing exemplary experiences and adapting to meet guest needs.

Traee Parnells U12s who took part the North Kerry Blitz on Saturday morning in Caherslee

Ballymac girls under 10s

Tralee Parnells U8s who played a Go Game against Abbeykilix during the week

The Under 13 footballers of the Austin Stack and Ballincollig (Cork) Clubs who challenged each other in Connolly Park, Tralee, last Sunday.

Kingdom Pickleball Club Seeks Participants for New Sport!

Members of Castlegregory Pickleball have formed the Kingdom Pickleball Club with the goal of introducing this popular game to individuals over 18 years old.

The club, in collaboration with Kerry Recreation & Sports Partnership, has secured the facilities at Cumman Iosaef in Tralee for weekly sessions. The club aims to expand its reach by securing additional venues throughout the county in the coming months.

Pickleball is an enjoyable sport that combines elements of tennis, badminton, and table tennis. Played on a badminton-sized court with a modified tennis net, the game involves the use of a paddle and a plastic ball with holes. It can be played in singles or doubles format, accommodating players of all ages and skill levels.

provides all the necessary equipment and offers on-site instructors to guide and teach participants about the game.

The organizers are eager to encourage as many people as possible to experience this sport. The club’s sessions will be held every Tuesday at Cumman Iosaef in Tralee, following the launch day. The cost per person is €5 per week. Maeve Ryan from Kerry Recreation and Sports Partnership expressed excitement about the club, emphasizing the opportunity it presents to try a new sport, stay active, have fun, and connect with others.

For additional information, visit Kingdom Pickleball Club on social media or reach out to Debbie via email at kingdompickleballclub@gmail.com.

Pride fundraiser at Pennys Tralee raises funds for partner charity

Kerry Cancer Support Group have been the partner charity of Pennys Tralee for the past five years. In that time €7,529.75 has been raised through various fundraisers held by staff at the store. The latest was carried out on Saturday when they had a collection to celebrate Pride and €350 was raised. Breda Dyland from Kerry Cancer Support Group said that the charity is very thankful to the Pennys staff for their continued support and for the funding and awareness raised over the years. It means a great deal to us as we are a local charity supporting local people. Kerry Cancer Support Group was established in 2007 and has been transporting the people of Kerry, West Cork and West Limerick to hospitals in Cork and Limerick for their cancer related treatments since 2010. Their motto is that “No one should face their cancer journey alone” and having transported over 75% of those diagnosed in the region since foundation they hope that they are living up to this. They also provide information and support to families experiencing cancer and to schools and groups in the region with their different campaigns. Their centre at Maine Street in Tralee is very welcoming and people are always encouraged to drop in to discuss anything relating to their journey. Call 066-7195560 for information.

The Kingdom Pickleball Club

Tralee Parnells U10s who played a Go Game against Abbeykilix during the

Thady launches his book and CD this weekend in the Rose Hotel !

His book is an emotional reflection on his recovery from his suffering of Covid for over 18 months , including 8 weeks on life support in University Hospital Kerry .

John Mitchels U15 Feile Weekend hosted New York, Na Gaeil and Firies

Kerry avenge record defeat by nearly turning over Galway Utd

Kerry FC faced Galway United in a match at Eamonn Deacy Park. Kerry had previously suffered a heavy defeat against Galway earlier in the season.

They were unlucky not to secure at least a point in their recent match against Bray. Young midfielder Cian Barrett decided to stay in Tralee on loan from Shamrock Rovers, bringing valuable experience to Kerry’s inaugural season in the League of Ireland. Kerry FC manager Billy Dennehy hoped his team could test themselves against Galway, a strong side expected to earn promotion.

The first half started evenly, with Kerry having a couple of chances. However, Galway eventually took the lead through a header from Maurice Nugent. Kerry had penalty shouts turned down and

missed another opportunity. The scoreline didn’t reflect Kerry’s strong performance against the league leaders. In the second half, Kerry continued to create chances but couldn’t convert them. They were unlucky not to equalize, with a free header from Leo Gaxha and a driven shot from Ryan Kelliher narrowly missing the target. The team’s wellstructured core and determined midfielders gave their all, and Sean McGrath ran tirelessly. Despite their efforts, Galway managed to secure a 1-0 victory. Kerry’s players, coaches, and supporters showed great commitment throughout the match.

Kerry FC will play Treaty United in their next game at Mount Hawk Park, aiming to replicate their performance and secure their first home win of the season.

A WOMAN COMES HOME LATE IN THE NIGHT AND GOES QUIETLY IN THE BEDROOM

To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: “Oh, you’re home, darling. I’m afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit.”

BOSS, I’VE GOT A PROBLEM

Boss: There’s no such thing as a problem. There are only opportunities.

Man: Oh ok. Then I have a serious drug opportunity.

A MAN WALKED INTO A HARDWARE STORE AND PICKED UP A CAN OF FLY SPRAY

“Is this good for wasps?” he asked the assistant. “No, it kills them.”

I TOOK OUR BODY WEIGHT SCALE OUT TO WEIGH MYSELF

And after stepping on the scale I pulled in my stomach, to which my girlfriend reacted: “you know that doesn’t help at all”. I told her “sure it does, now I can see the numbers”

LAST NIGHT I RODE MY BIKE TO THE OFF LICENCE

... and bought a bottle of whisky. I put the bottle in the bike basket but before riding back I thought: what if I fall down for some reason?

The bottle will break! So I drank the whole bottle of whisky before riding home. And thank God I did, because I must have fallen down about a dozen times before I got home.

A GROUP OF GUYS, ALL TURNING 40, DISCUSSED WHERE THEY SHOULD MEET FOR LUNCH.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were pretty and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant waswheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled. Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they hould meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

A WOMAN IS ON TRIAL FOR BEATING HER HUSBAND UP WITH HIS GUITAR COLLECTION.

Judge: “First offender?”

Lady: “No first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA

CLUB NEWS:

Seniors:

Final round of county league division 1 against Killarney Legion Legion’s loss to Dingle puts their final spot in jeopardy

Game scheduled for Sunday, July 9th at 14:00 in Strand Road

Division 6:

Currently in 4th place in Div 6

Next game against Valentia on July 15th/16th, subject to change

Kerry County Council: Gratitude to Kerry County Council for grant support

Completed fencing and new ball net at the facilities

Repairs at Healy Park to begin soon

Juvenile Academy:

U11 Boys worked on defending and attack in play

U13 Boys had a great win in the Town league Cúl Camp this week at Strand Rd.

Fixtures:

U11 Town League: KOR vs. Stacks on July 6th

U13 Town League: KOR B vs. Stacks B on July 7th

U10 Girls North Kerry Ladies Blitz on July 8th

Kerins O’Rahillys Summer Camp: Bookings open for the 2023 Summer Camp

Contact details provided for inquiries

Nótaí na mBan:

U15 team competed admirably in Féile 2023

Played a total of 5 matches, reaching the cup final

Appreciation for coaches, sponsors, and supporters

North Kerry Ladies U10 Blitz on July 8th at Pat Healy Park

AUSTIN STACK CLUB: Senior Football:

Must-win game against Gneeveguilla for final round of Co. League Battle to avoid relegation

Both teams on 9 and 8 points respectively

Results of four teams on 10 points will decide who stays up or goes down Games scheduled for Sunday, July 9th at 2pm

The C Team:

Entertaining Co. League Shield Final against Laune Rangers

Despite a six-point loss, brilliant performances from all 19 players

Strong finish in the first half with goals and points

Damien Hogan in command during the second half

Aidan, Kevin, and Tommy continue their great work with the team

Next game against Ardfert in the Tralee/ St. Brendans Junior League

The D Team:

Massive win against Beaufort, breaking records with a 26-point victory

Outstanding season so far

Topping the League Table with 8 points Continuing their impressive performance

Juveniles - Austin Stack Club: Football as usual for U7s on Sunday morning in Caherslee

More football and fun for U9s in upcoming GoGames

All-Stars program going well

Football-For-Fun for U10/11s on Sunday morning in Cathair Sailí

Central League training for U13s on

Tuesdays and Thursdays

Central League set to start on Sunday Town League game for U13 B team against Kerins-O’Rahilly Club B Division 1 Central League win against Na Gaeil for U15s Ballymac scheduled as opposition for upcoming games

JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES

Senior Men:

Last round home game against Ardfert, date to be confirmed

Senior Men Development League: Development league final against Kenmare on Friday 7th July at 7 pm, venue to be confirmed

Junior town league fixtures against Stacks, Rahillys, and Ballymac, details to follow

Senior Ladies:

John Mitchels secured a hard-fought 4-point victory against Dingle Impressive performances by Grace Hamilton, Ava Buckley, and the defense

Next game at home against Beale in the league

Mother and Others:

Fantastic turnout for the session with George Bastable Fun session with great participation

Next session on Wednesday July 5th at 8 pm

Under 12 Girls:

Training session focused on core fundamental movements

Away game against Kilcummin on Tuesday 4th July

Training continues every Wednesday and Sunday

Under 14 Girls:

Hard-fought victory over Austin Stacks in the county league Outstanding performances from the defense and midfield

Next game away against Austin Stacks B

Under 16 Girls:

Tough game against Beaufort in the county league

Showed determination and scored wellworked goals

Under 13 Boys: No game this weekend, trained midweek

Lost to Austin Stacks in the previous game

Preparing for Central League campaigns

Under 15 Boys: Played against An Gaelteacht in the first round of the Central League Showed strong performance and attractive football, securing a victory

ST. PATS GAA NOTES

U8 Girls:

Enthusiastic girls giving 100% in a fun and competitive session

Improvement seen week on week Player of the week: Kiera

U12 Girls:

Training ahead of next county league game against Ballyduff B

U13:

Training continues as usual for the U13 team

U14 Girls: Impressive performance and welldeserved win in the county league Played without any subs on a full-sized pitch

Next game on Thursday evening against Austin Stacks B

U15: Defeat against Ardfert with missing key players

Training scheduled for Wednesday and Friday

Seniors:

Final game in the County League against Keel on Sunday 9th July

Congratulations: Kerry Ladies for their victory against Cavan

Kerry Senior team for their win against Tyrone

BALLYMACELLIGOTT

GAA CLUB NOTES

Fixtures:

Up-to-date fixture list posted on social media every Monday Check social media for any changes to fixtures

Senior Team:

Senior Football League Division 1, Round 11: Ballymacelligott to play Spa, fixture details to be announced

Senior men’s team received new gilets sponsored by O’Sullivan Bathroom Renovations

Development Team:

Div 2 Developmental League Shield

final: Ballymacelligott B vs. Dingle B on Wednesday 5th July at 7 pm in St Pat’s Blennerville

Senior Ladies: Hard-fought match against Clounmacon/Moyvane, ending in a 2-7 to 1-14 loss

Next match against Southern Gaels at home, support for the team is appreciated

COISTE NA NÓG:

U14 Ladies: Girls put in a great effort but lost to MKL with a score of 5:12 to 3:07

Next match against Ibhnear Sceine Geals in Dromore, best of luck to the girls

U15 Boys: Ballymacelligott U15 Gold team played John Mitchell’s in challenging weather conditions

Ended the match with a 2-point victory

Next matches against Austin Stacks, details to follow

U13 Boys:

U13 Gold team won against na Gaeil in the Tralee town league Training continues on Tuesday evening

U12 Ladies: U12 Ladies Co League: Resulted in a close game against Firies Fixture this week: Home match against Strand Road Special Academy session with a great turnout of players

Mothers and Others: Training continues every Tuesday at the training field, all are welcome

Little Stars:

Inclusive GAA initiative for children aged 5-12 years

Four-week program starting on July 9th, contact Oonagh for more information or to book a place

Results of Lady Captain Angie’s Prize to the Men (Golfer of the year)

1st Ben Foley (13) 44pts

2nd Liam Martin (8) 42pts

3rd Mike Ashe (12) 40pts

Division 1 (indexes up to 16.4)

Eanna O’Connor (8) 39pts

Division 2 (indexes 16.5 to 21.9)

Tommy Murphy (17) 39pts

Division 3 (indexes 22.0 and above)

Brendan Murray (28) 35pts

Kerry FC Lol Academy

Update U17 League:

Kerry FC 5 vs Wexford FC 1

Luke Palmer scored 2 goals

Andrew Kerins, Szymon Jasinski, and Pierce Lowth also scored in a great home victory

U19 League: Cork City 1 vs Kerry FC 3

Venis Jahiri, Killian Keogh, and Cianan Cooney scored in a great away win for Kerry

U15 Cup:

Waterford FC 3 vs Kerry FC 0

Upcoming Fixtures:

Saturday 1st:

U14s host Wexford at 2pm in Mounthawk Park

U17 team travels to Cobh to play Wanderers at 3pm in Stephen Ireland Astro

Sunday:

U19 side hosts Treaty United at 2pm in Mounthawk Park

Additional Results and Fixtures:

U19 Kerry FC 2 vs Treaty United 2 Venis Jahiri and Andrew Kerins were the Kerry scorers

U17 Cobh Ramblers 1 vs Kerry FC 0

U14 Kerry FC hosted Waterford FC (results not registered at this age group)

Saturday:

U17 team hosts Galway and U14 team hosts Waterford, both at 2pm in Mounthawk Park

Sunday:

U19 side travels to Wexford and U15 team hosts Carlow Kilkenny, both kick off at 2pm