• This is a fantastic Career Opportunity for anyone seeking Employment in the Healthcare Sector.
The position will require you to facilitate our Local Homecare Services clients in all aspects of their daily living in their own home .
LEGAL MATTERS CORNER
Partner tax issues
Susan and David have lived together for 10 years. They never got married as no interest in going down that road. They have three children. They own their own home in which they reside and a holiday home and have money invested for the children’s education which is held in their joint names about €60,000 as well as ongoing savings for a rainy day in joint names about €20,000. They want to make wills leaving everything to each other and providing for their infant children.
Where property is in joint names it goes to the other person by survivorship so the will when it is made will just copperfasten this. However if Susan and David have other property or money in their sole names then the will leaving everything to the other party will allow for the property to devolve to the other. The main issue for Susan and David is capital acquisitions tax whereby the property is in joint names and if one party dies the other party is inheriting half the family home, holiday home and savings. The tax threshold where they are cohabiting partners is €16,250 so anything they receive on the others death above that is taxed at 33% which would leave Susan or David with a significant tax bill. Their children have large tax thresholds of €335,000 each but property would have to be held in trust for them until they are 18 or older. Also, the savings for the children could be set up in trust accounts so it is not taxable in Susan or David’s name if they die prematurely. There is a tax exemption for partners like Susan and David who live in their own home and have no other home whereby if either one of them died there would be an exemption from CAT to enable them to keep the home, but this does not apply here due to the existence of the holiday home.
It means that there is a significant tax problem for Susan and David in inheriting from each other and they will have to seriously contemplate marriage to alleviate the tax implications if either of them dies. One other method of providing for each other is to take out life policies on each other’s lives. So, Susan would take out a life policy on David’s life and pay all the premiums and if David died, she would obtain that money free of CAT and vice versa for David he could take out a life policy on Susan’s life and if she dies would obtain the proceeds free of CAT. This could be a way of providing for the tax bill referred to above if the parties resolutely did not want to get married.
Lawquip: “A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
GOOD NEWS ONLY!
New Purpose-Built Audiology Centre of Excellence for Tralee
Audiology Medical Services, a leading independent hearing healthcare provider, announces the opening of its state-of-the-art Audiology Centre of Excellence in Tralee. This new facility, located on St Brendans Road, Gallowsfield , consolidates the existing clinics at Bon Secours Hospital and The Scotia Clinic, marking a significant advancement in audiological care. With a workforce of 60 nationwide, Audiology Medical Services expects to create 10 additional positions over the next two years at the new centre, furthering its commitment to enhancing hearing health across Ireland.
An Irish-owned family business led by the Lewis family, Audiology Medical Services has been at the forefront of audiology for over five decades. This legacy ensures that every patient receives the highest standard of care.
The new 2,000-square-foot centre will offer comprehensive audiological services for adults and children, including babies as young as nine
months. Services include free adult hearing tests, adult and pediatric diagnostic testing, microsuction ear wax removal, pre-employment hearing screening, and the latest hearing technology, including the Lyric, the world’s only 100% invisible hearing aid.
“We are thrilled to introduce our new Audiology Centre of Excellence in Tralee,” said Kay Lewis, Director of Audiology Medical Services. “This move underscores our commitment to delivering unmatched audiological services to the people of Kerry. By consolidating our resources, we aim to provide a seamless and comprehensive service for our patients.”
Audiology Medical Services is recognized for its innovation and patient-centric care. The company continues to set the standard for hearing healthcare in Ireland, collaborating closely with ENT specialists and GPs.
Under the leadership of Director of Audiology Jessica Lewis and her team of diagnostic audiologists,
CASEMENT GATHERING 2024
Five years after being knighted by King George V of Great Britain, for his humanitarian work in The Congo and in Peru, Roger Casement was hanged for treason. His unfortunate hanging took place in Pentonville Prison, London, exactly 108 years ago. On Saturday 10th August at 3pm events from Casement’s life will be recalled and celebrated once again at the Roger Casement Gathering in Casement Fort (McKenna’s Fort), Ardfert. Dr Tim Horgan, historian and author, and Mícheál Ó Ruairc, file agus údar, will address those in attendance. Everybody is invited to attend and honour a hero of 1916. The Gathering is being organised by Tionól Mhic Easmainn and Conradh na Gaeilge (Trá Lí). Fáilte roimh chách.
the expansion of the clinic in Kerry reaffirms the company’s commitment to patient-centered care, a dedication maintained over their 20-year presence in the region.
“Our ethos has always revolved around providing personalized, professional care using the latest technology,” added Kay Lewis. “With our new centre in Tralee, we are excited to continue this tradition of excellence and to expand our
reach in serving the community.” Hearing health is crucial for overall well-being, and Audiology Medical Services encourages everyone to include a hearing test in their annual health check-up. Free adult hearing tests are available at all their clinics nationwide, including the new Tralee centre. To schedule an appointment or learn more, Freephone 1800 501 501.
WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE
Photos by John Cleary
ABOVE: Community Mass was celebrated by Fr. Tadhg Fitzgerald P.P. St John’s Church Tralee, for the residence of Racecourse Lawn, Tralee on Thursday evening.
ABOVE: Tralee Dominicans celebrated at Knock Shrine on Sunday the ‘Dominicans 800 years in Ireland’ and pictured outside the Shrine to Our Lady Queen of Ireland, showing the miraculous image that appeared for two hours on the church Gable end of St John the Baptist Knock in 1789. l-r Bernie Daly, Tralee, Beatrice O’Sullivan, Elizabeth O’Sullivan and Catherine Diggina, Annagh and Louise O’Connor, Tralee.
ABOVE: Tralee Lay Dominicans pictured at Our Lady Statue in the Basilica of Our Lady Queen of Ireland Knock on Sunday, where The Dominicans were celebrating 800 Years of Dominican Life in Ireland, l-r Geraldine Cleary and Marie Sheehan, both from Tralee, Dolorus Johnson, Tonevane, Patsy Dineen, Lixnaw and Eilish Cleary, Tralee.
ABOVE: Pictured after the 32 hours 32 counties fundraising motor bike event covering 1231 Km with support team in memory of Pat Aslett, Abbeydorney, Suzanne Hayes, Abbetfeale and Jim O’Siullivan, Tralee, and presentinga € 9,197.90 cheque to Kerry Hospice. l-r Aaron O’Sullivan, Nick Selwyn, Mary Shanahan Secretary Kerry Hospice Foundation, Peter Woodley and Corey Aslett, back row Ger O’Sullivan Grace Aslett, Russell Aslett Adam Driver and Sarah Kemtle
ABOVE: Procession to the altar celebrating 800 Years of Dominican Life in Ireland at the Basilica of Our Lady of Knock, Queen of Ireland. Mass was concelebrated by l-R; Fr. Richard Gibbons P.P. Director of Knock Shrine, Fr. Blazej Bialek O.P. Fr. John Harris O.P. Dominican Provincial of the Irish Province and Chris Gault O.P.
ABOVE: Tralee group pictured with The Prior Provincial of the Dominicians Province of Ireland Fr. John Harris O.P. taken at Knock Shrine on Sunday for the thanksgiving celebrations of 800 years of the Dominicans in Ireland pictured with Fr. David McGovern O.P. and Sr. Edel and Bobby Boylan, Tralee
ABOVE: Kitty Nolan and on right Kathleen Hayes both from Tralee, pictured with the Dominican that travelled to Knock Shrine on Sunday for the Dominican celebration of 800 years in Ireland.
Corcoran’s Furniture & Carpets Ltd. Celebrate Their 25th Anniversary In Style
Corcoran’s Furniture & Carpets Ltd. celebrated their 25th anniversary at their Killarney store on Friday, July 26. This milestone marks a quartercentury in business for Corcoran’s, which operates five stores in Cahersiveen, Killarney, Tralee Manor West, Tralee Outlet, and Newcastle West.
The festivities began with speeches from key figures, including founder and owner Kieran Corcoran, Financial Controller Shane O’Callaghan, Elaine Buckley from Autism Assistance Dogs Ireland (AADI), CEO of Tralee Chamber Alliance Colette O’Connor, and Killarney Chamber co-president Johnny McGuire.
AADI, Corcoran’s chosen Charity of the Year, was represented by Áine and Darragh Caddigan and their assistance dog, Buzz. They participated in a recent charity walk organized by Corcoran’s, which raised €12,387 for AADI. The anniversary celebration featured an afternoon of canapés, desserts, and beverages enjoyed by the public, Corcoran’s team, and their families. Radio Kerry broadcasted live from the event, with Brendan Fuller hosting The Afternoon Show from the Corcoran’s Killarney car park. Fuller conducted interviews with Kieran Corcoran, Helen Murphy (Daily-divadiary), Shane O’Callaghan, PJ Sugrue (Corcoran’s longest-term employee from Cahersiveen), and
Elaine Buckley (AADI).
Attendees received gift bags filled with Corcoran’s vouchers and goodies. Highlights included a zumba session led by Michelle Salute from Zumba Fitness and children’s face painting by Marzena Jegouzu, creating a day filled with celebration, laughter, and fun.
In honor of the 25th anniversary, Radio Kerry gave away €2,500 worth of Corcoran’s vouchers. The grand prize, a ‘Win A Home Makeover’ worth €1,500, was awarded live on the show to Marie Sheehan from Kilcummin, Killarney. Speaking at the event, Kieran Corcoran expressed his gratitude: “We are thrilled to celebrate our 25th anniversary. It’s hard to believe we opened our first store in Cahersiveen 25 years ago. Our goal has always been to provide topquality furniture, carpets, and service to our valued customers. I want to thank our dedicated team and loyal customers. We look forward to many more years of continued service.”
Colette O’Connor, CEO of Tralee Chamber Alliance, praised Corcoran’s: “Congratulations on reaching this fantastic milestone. Your journey from South Kerry in 1999 to your current presence in Kerry and Limerick is a testament to hard work and determination. Corcoran’s commitment to the community, providing employment,
and delivering top-quality service is commendable.”
Corcoran’s will continue their anniversary celebrations at the Cahersiveen store on Friday, August 16, with additional events planned throughout the year. These events will be publicized on Corcoran’s
social media channels. Special thanks were extended to Reidy’s Killarney, Time to Party, O’Carroll’s Bakery, and the entire Corcoran’s team for supporting the event.Image Credit: Drew Dineen E: drewdineenphoto@gmail.com
It was pleasant to see a return to summer like weather at Fenit Beach on Sunday morning.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Tralee C.B.S.student Luke Rochford seen here taking his hurley to school. He was the saviour for Ballyduff in their win over Kilmoyley recently in the County hurling championship semi final scoring an unbelievable point on the stroke of full time to level the game and ultimately win it in extra time.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Delicious new Dessert menu at the Ranch Italian Restaurant in Sandy Feet Farm , Camp
Up the Kingdom !! Kerry V Galway this Sunday Best of Luck to Dinny and Declan Kerry Ladies Management Team!
State of the Art stuff happening at Boyles In Clash
Springsteen
With a reputation of authenticity and outstanding musicality, this in demand Bruce Springsteen tribute act delivers a breath-taking, high energy show and a must see spectacle for all fans of The Boss. If you missed the man himself don't miss The Boss' timeless music.
Tickets: €28.50
Little Bo Peep & The Three Little Pigs
From the company that brought Baby Shark to Tralee, join the FairyTale StageShow for two incredible interactive shows for the price of one! Perfect for children aged 2-6 years old, there are lots of sing-along songs, games and puzzles that is certain to create lasting memories. Tickets €15/12
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Siamsa Tíre presents Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s award-winning show. Don't miss one of the world’s most beloved family musicals featuring a local talented cast of adults and children and directed by Oliver Hurley.
Tickets €21/19
FILM: BRENDAN GLEESON’S FAREWELL TO HUGHES’S
Filmed in 2022, Gleeson’s film records and interviews musicians, dancers and singers gathering one last time in this Dublin pub, a mecca of traditional music for over 35 years, including archival footage throughout.
Tickets €9/8
Minister Foley welcomes expansion of Hot School Meals programme to a further 12 Kerry schools.
Minister for Education and Kerry
TD Norma Foley has welcomed the expansion of the Hot School Meals programme to a further 12 Kerry schools.
The scheme was first set up in 2019 with a pilot of 30 schools but has now expanded to almost 2,200 primary schools.
Around 69 primary schools in Kerry are currently operating the Hot School Meals programme and this is now being extended to a further 12 primary schools in the county.
Minister Foley said: “The Hot School Meals Programme has been a tremendous success and it is fantastic that it has now been expanded to another 12 primary schools in Kerry.
We now have almost 2,200 primary schools on the programme and all remaining schools can apply
to join for the next school year in September.
The programme is known to facilitate better education outcomes and I know that today’s announcement will be welcomed by many parents and families.”
The latest expansion of the Hot School Meals programme brings the total number of primary school children now eligible for it every day to 345,000. There are 8,984 children in Co. Kerry currently benefitting from free hot school meals and the addition of 12 more schools to the programme will increase this even further.
The Department of Social Protection provides the funding to schools for the School Meals Programme, and it is the responsibility of schools to choose their supplier in an open, fair and transparent manner in
accordance with national legislation and EU directives on procurement.
The Department of Social Protection has this year contacted all of the remaining Primary Schools who have not yet joined the Hot School Meals scheme asking them to submit expressions of interest in
commencing the provision of Hot School Meals. Heather Humphreys, the Minister for Social Protection, has said that the responses will be reviewed with the aim of including more schools subject to available funding in Budget 2025.
Guests and visitors alike can enjoy locally sourced, modern cuisine from our newly crafted menu and our extensive range of daily specials.
Dine in a casual and relaxed setting with breathtaking views of Tralee Bay and the Slieve Mish Mountains.
The Palace Bar & Restaurant is Open All Week!!! Sun - Thurs 12.30pm – 8pm | Friday & Sat 12.30pm - 9pm A la Carte & Daily Specials - All walk-ins welcome!
Ballyroe Heights Hotel hosts semi-private and private function rooms to cater for the perfect atmosphere for your party. To reserve your booking, please contact us by phone: 066-7126796 / Email: info@ballyroe.com or just call in to us .
Féile Thrá Lí 2024: A Spectacular Celebration of Free Family Fun and Entertainment in Tralee
The vibrant town of Tralee is set to come alive with the sounds of music, laughter, and celebration as the second Féile Thrá Lí Street Fest returns from August 16th to 20th, 2024. This year’s festival promises an unforgettable experience for all ages, coinciding with the renowned Rose of Tralee International Festival, ensuring a magical time for residents and visitors alike.
Presented by Kerry County Council, Féile Thrá Lí offers a wide array of free family-friendly entertainment, including daytime street and park shows, nighttime stage gigs, and music performances. Highlights include lively parades, dazzling fireworks displays, and the chance to meet the beloved Roses from around the world.
Daytime Activities:
• Street Performances and Theatre: Enjoy captivating street theatre and performances by talented artists and buskers.
• Market Stalls: Explore local crafts, artisanal foods, and
unique treasures at bustling market stalls.
• Family Fun Activities: Face painting, interactive workshops, storytelling sessions, and games to entertain the little ones.
• Night-time Entertainment:
• Live Stage Gigs: Experience electrifying performances by local and international musicians on the Mobile, Square, and Denny St. stages.
• Parades: Join the excitement with a grand parade on Saturday night, a delightful Sunday daytime parade, and a whimsical midnight parade on Tuesday.
• Fireworks Displays: Marvel at spectacular fireworks lighting up the Tralee sky on Saturday, August 17th, and Tuesday, August 20th.
Mayor of Tralee, Councillor Mikey Sheehy, expressed his excitement:
“Féile Thrá Lí has secured that cherished August tradition in our community, bringing together families, friends, and visitors to
celebrate the spirit of Tralee. This year’s festival promises to be even better than last year’s inaugural event, with a fantastic lineup of free entertainment for all ages. We invite everyone to join us in the heart of Tralee for an unforgettable experience.”
Tralee Municipal District Manager, Niamh O’Sullivan, added: “The Féile Thrá Lí Street Festival is a testament to the vibrant culture and strong sense of community in Tralee. We are thrilled to support this event, which showcases the best of our
town and provides a platform for local talent and businesses. It’s a wonderful opportunity for people to come together, create lasting memories, and enjoy all that Tralee has to offer.”
Join us in Tralee from August 16th to 20th for Féile Thrá Lí 2024 – a festival of fun, music, and celebration you won’t want to miss!
For more information, visit www. festivaltralee.com. IMAGE by Domnick Walsh
Tralee Art Group Exhibition at St John’s Theatre, Listowel has just begun!
Tralee Art Group is thrilled to announce the opening of their exhibition, “Another Creative Year,” at St John’s Theatre, Listowel, on Thursday, August 1st, 2024. Tralee Art Group, with over forty-five members, celebrates the diversity of the visual arts through a wide range of media, techniques, styles, and subjects. The group has a rich history of exhibitions in Tralee and beyond. Founded in 1979, TAG filled a void in
the local visual arts scene, becoming a vital part of Tralee’s cultural fabric.
The group actively engages with the community, particularly at Baile Mhuire Day Centre, where members volunteer weekly to help clients explore their creative side. TAG also offers workshops, outings, mentoring, and group gatherings, fostering the arts within the community and supporting professional artists. Their voluntary
efforts ensure access to the visual arts for both young and old. The enthusiasm and mutual support among members have greatly contributed to the group’s success. Curated by local artist Rebecca Carroll, the “Another Creative Year” exhibition showcases the ideas and experiences members have explored throughout the year. The artworks, as unique and diverse as the members themselves, reflect the
TAG Member, Paudie Lynch, with his oil painting “ Dreams and Screams”
commitment, creativity, and talent within the group.
The official opening will be conducted by Kerry County Council Visual Artist in Residence, Lisa Fingleton, on Thursday, August 1st at 6:00 PM. Join us to celebrate Another Creative Year in the vibrant space of St John’s Theatre.
TAG Member, Paudie Lynch with his oil painting “Rhythm and Blues”
TAG Member, Judy Costelloe, with her print piece “Aboriginal Birds”
TAG Member, Judy Costelloe, with her silk painting “Crescendo”
GOOD NEWS ONLY!
Don gets the ‘Nod ‘ as the new Rose Judge !
Kerry native and acclaimed fashion designer Don O’Neill has been named as one of the judges for this year’s Rose of Tralee International Festival. The 64th edition of the festival will be held in Tralee from August 16th to 20th, with the national rose tour starting on August 11th.
Joining Don O’Neill on the judging panel are 1998 Rose of Tralee Luzveminda O’Sullivan, RTÉ’s Nuala Carey, and broadcaster and councillor Ollie Turner.
We're having a party!
BBQ & Great Music with ' Rose Ball DJ' Chris Shortt Hear all the Classics!
When? Saturday Aug 10th from 7pm til Late!
Sunshine & Ice cream at Sandy Feet Farm !
Tidy Towns Awards Entries Extension
Dear all,
We hope this newsletter finds you well. We are writing to inform you of an important update regarding the application process for businesses who wish to enter this year’s Tralee Tidy Towns Awards. After a hiatus, the awards are back this October!
It has been noted that over the past few weeks that more and more businesses are making improvements to their premises across the town centre and with the original deadline of June 28th now passed, Tralee Chamber Alliance has made the request to Tralee Tidy Towns to extend the deadline to Thursday August 15th to allow
for more businesses to have the opportunity to enter. We believe this extension will provide all businesses with the opportunity to showcase their premises at their very best.
If you have already submitted your application and wish to make any updates or changes, you are welcome to do so until the new deadline. For those who have not yet submitted, we encourage you to take advantage of this additional time!
Please email tidytownstralee@ gmail.com for more details about the application process and to access the application form. If you have any questions or require further
assistance, do not hesitate to contact me directly at colette@tralee.ie.
Tralee has never looked better and we are so looking forward to the
Awards Ceremony which take place on Thursday October 17th at The Rose Hotel.
Ní neart go cur le Chéile!
The Ranch
Ever hold a real Reptile? Want
very soon with a Big Open Day on Saturday August 17th ( Yes Rose of Tralee weekend ! ) “Our shop here in Rock st has become a very important part of our source of funding for all we do in rescuing sheltering and caring for all types of animals . We are a not-for-profit animal shelter and don’t receive any funding from the Govt “ says owner Maurice Enright . “ So this shop is vital to us and you can support us by either being a customer with us or donating preloved/ vintage or other household or personal items
here that people can meet ...”Yes including Reptiles” smiles Maurice ...People have them as pets too ! We will have refreshments available all day for those who drop by , Coffee , Tea and Hot Chocolate for the kids , Delicious cakes by Caroline ( worth the visit alone !), snacks and a BBQ ! There will be competitions too with great prizes and vouchers to be won ! Also on the day , there will be fantastic bargains throughout the store ...you wouldn’t know what you would find ‘ laughs Maurice who will be available all day to chat about what it takes to own a dog , the costs involved and the process of adopting a dog , which you would be able to do in Sera Husky . So save the date ,.....Saturday Aug 17th ,,,the day you get to meet a real live Reptile ....or a really cute friendly puppy ! See you there !
Spotted on the Street
Michelle Keane,2nd left, addressing a peaceful protest outside the gates of Ballymullen Barracks Tralee recently .Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Early arrivals at Abbeydorney for the Vintage Rally on Saturday were locals Bernadette and Geraldine Stack with Leo Finucane,Michael Moloney and Jack Harty.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
The date is fixed !
“SNAPPED ON SOCIAL MEDIA”
We pick out some great photos posted on social media each week ...if you have any good ones please send them in... email traleeadvertiser@gmail.com or message us on our Facebook page... Enjoy!
Look who’s arrived in Dingle Oceanworld!
“We’re delighted to introduce a truly unique Oceanworld resident - a rare orange lobster, a one in 30 million discovery caught off the coast of Galway
This extraordinary crustacean was found by Alan and Cathal King, a family of shellfish buyers, and brought to Oceanworld by Aquarium Director Dr. Kevin Flannery” .
Another first for Kerry FC!
Another great date to look forward to !
look forward to an informal evening of conversation and discussion on the history of the business network of Castle Street, with drinks and nibbles on arrival Speakers on the night will be Justin McCarthy, proprietor of Jess McCarthy, and Mike O’Donnell, local expert on the history of Tralee Town Centre
4 men from the Rock all deceased now rip. From Artist Mike O Donnells dad’s attic where he used to develop his own photos. L-R James Hobbert, Jackie Parker, Tadhg McMahon and Frank King.
“Everyone at Tuam Stars are wishing Katie Aoife and Lara the very best of luck this weekend in their quest for the All Ireland. Galway v Kerry We had to put this up seeing as Tralee Advertiser Editor Chris is from Tuam !
The most beautiful car ever created—the iconic Jaguar E-Type.
Father and Son in the final 10 of best Dressed Gents at Killarney races
LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !
BIG FARM
A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer. The Texan says, “Takes me a whole goddam day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other.”
The Kerry farmer says, “Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too.”
JOB DONE
A Spanish singer chatting on television used the word ‘manana’. When asked what that meant, he said it means “maybe the job will be done to-morrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that, next week, next month or next year. Who cares?” An Irishman in the conversation, Shay Brennan, was then asked if there’s an Irish equivalent. “No. In Ireland we don’t have a word to describe that level of urgency”
WHERE IS MULLIGAN?
Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?”
Pat said, “Well, I have and I haven’t.”
His friend asked, “well what d’ye mean by that?”
Pat said, “It’s like this, y’see…I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another…it was neither of us.”
OUR HOUSE
Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, “Have I got all you say there?”
The agent said, Certainly ye have…Why do you ask? Murphy replied, cancel the sale, the place sounds grand to me
OHH MY GOD!
O’Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
FRIDAY NIGHT
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
‘’Aye, so I have. ‘Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called ‘Happy Hour’ and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o’ those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o’ course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn’t be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...’’ And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, ‘’Sir, I’m afraid I’ll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.’’
‘’Why? Don’t ye believe me?’’
A WIFE ASKS HER HUSBAND IF SHE WERE TO DIE, WOULD HE REMARRY?...
And her husband says “yes I would remarry I like living a married life and spending time with someone else. The wife gets uncomfortable and proceeds to ask “ well would you let her live in our house?” And the husband says “yes I’d let her live here there’s nothing wrong with this house.” That worried the wife more, so then she asks “well would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the husband says “yes I like my bed and I don’t want to get rid of it I’d let her sleep in it.”
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This only makes the wife more worried so she feels compelled to say “well at least promise me you will never let her use my golf clubs.”
The husband say “don’t worry she will never use your clubs, she’s left handed.” Know any funny Jokes? Share with us
AND THATS A WRAP!
OUR FIT FOR 6 PROGRAM IS NOW CLOSED!
All our participants who enjoyed this program since May were exceptional! It really is a testament to the team here as much as the innovation of the “Fit in 6 program"
A Big Thank You to all who took part. Thank you for giving yourself a chance. Thank you for making a start. Your body and mind will thank you in continuing this new journey...
Catriona Cantiion
Manager Leisure Club
HEAR WHAT OUR PARTICIPANTS HAD TO SAY...
The Fit in 6 challenge is a commitment but very achievable. The program is extremely encouraging and makes me push myself each week.
" I am surprised at myself and how much I enjoyed it."
"The team of instructors is very motivating and provides clear and concise direction".
"I have a boost in my confidence now to exercise. It is a gratifying program."
" The Fit in 6 challenge has improved my strength, health, and fitness. I am feeling the benefit."
"The program has been the most supportive and inclusive I have ever attended."
"There are so many different options available, it has widened my mind to exercise enjoyment."
"It showed me movement for me does fit into my schedule.
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JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES
Senior Men
John Mitchels played Austin Stacks in Strandroad on Saturday. Despite a spirited effort, Stacks won. Next Sunday, we play Glenbeigh/Glencar at home at 1 PM.
Senior Ladies
John Mitchels secured a victory over Glenflesk in the Corrib Oil Senior Club League on Monday night, with goals from Grace Hamilton and Niamh Myers, and strong defensive efforts by Tanya O’Connor and Tara Fitzgerald. Final score: John Mitchels 4-15, Glenflesk 4-03. Our Mothers & Others team had exciting matches against Castleisland Desmonds and Austin Stacks. New players are always welcome.
Minor Team
Training continues on Monday evening from 7 to 8 PM in preparation for the county championship starting on August 5th. The U9 Boys played challenge games against Kerins O’Rahillys in Ballyrickard with fantastic participation.
Under 12 Girls
Well done to our girls who played Ballymacelligott and Churchill last Sunday in the LGFA Currans Blitz, winning both games.
Under 16 Girls
We had a well-deserved victory over Finuge/St Senans this week in round 3 of the County League.
Under 13 Boys
Both Under 13 teams played Na Gaeil on Saturday morning, displaying wonderful football.
Under 15 Boys
A defeat to Laune Rangers on Wednesday evening ended our Central League competition run for a semi-final spot. We played Stacks at home on Sunday morning in Ballyseedy.
TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB WEEKLY NOTES
Minor Hurling
Parnells minors defeated St Brendan’s in the Co Championship 1/4 Final in Ardfert. Despite a slow start, Parnells fought back with key performances from Dan Maloney, Fionan Ryan, and Eoghan Costello, securing a 2-14 to 2-9 victory.
U11 Hurling
The U-11 boys played against Rathmore at home and then had matches against Tubber, Doon, and Na Piarsaigh in Limerick, showcasing excellent skills. Thanks to Donnacha Buttimer for refereeing and supportive parents.
U9 Hurling
The U9s hosted a blitz in Caherslee with teams from Ballyheigue, Kilmoyley, and Lixnaw. Great hurling skills were displayed in exciting games. Thanks to coaches, parents, and players, and for the refreshments provided by the club.
Kerry U14 Camogie
Congratulations to the Kerry U14s for participating in the Orla McDonagh Blitz. Special mention to manager David
Brick and club players Evie O’Sullivan, Sophie Brick, Sarah Chute, Aoibhinn Hennessy, Abby Crowley, Ciara Trant, and Clodagh Culloty.
Buster Fundraiser
The club will host a Family Fun Afternoon at Tralee Greyhound Track on Sat, 17th August, as part of the Rose of Tralee Festival. Tickets are €10, providing entry and a chance to win €500 in the Parnells Buster race. Activities include face painting, a bouncy castle, and more.
Healthy Club Initiative
As part of the Healthy Club initiative, young players received free cardiac screening from the Dillon Quirke Foundation last Thursday in Tralee CBS.
THE AUSTIN STACK CLUB Club Football Camp
The Austin Stack Club summer camp starts at 9:30 AM on Tuesday, August 6th, in Connolly Park and will continue until Saturday, August 10th. Boys and girls are all welcome.
Peil Faoi 7/8/9
Enjoyable Under 7/8/9 football was played last Sunday morning in Caherslee. We hope to see everyone again at 11 AM on Sunday, August 4th.
Peil Faoi 11
Football-for-Fun will take place at 10:50 AM on Sunday, August 4th, in Caherslee and at 6:20 PM on Thursday.
Peil Faoi 14
The Lee Strand Football one-day Tournament for U14 boys will take place on September 14th. Trial games will be held to select the best team.
Peil Faoi 15
Our Division 1 team qualified for the semi-finals after a close game against Milltown/Castlemaine. Despite injuries, our Division 5 team put in a massive effort against Glenbeigh/Glencar/ Cromane. On Sunday morning, July 28th, our Division 1 team played John Mitchels U15s and secured a win.
Minors
Well done to our minor footballers against Laune Rangers in the Keanes Supervalu Club A Championship final. Congratulations to our three North Kerry Development players who played in the Green‘n’Gold when The Kingdom defeated The Rebels.
ST PATS GAA NOTES
Social Evening
A social evening in honor of Fr. Vitalis Barasa will be held in Community Rooms, Curraheen, on Friday, August 2nd, at 7:30 PM. Curraheen Lár Area Mass Mass will take place on Tuesday, August 6th, at 7 PM.
Kellogg’s Cul Camp
St. Pat’s Blennerville Cul Camp runs from Monday, July 29th, to Friday, August 2nd.
Juvenile Academy
St. Pats Football Academy will take a
two-week break and return on Sunday, August 11th.
U11
St. Pats U-11’s trained last Sunday in preparation for the Central Region U11 competition starting on Thursday, August 1st.
U13
The U13 team played Castlegregory and showed great commitment, securing a comprehensive win. No training on Monday due to Cúl Camp, but we will resume on Wednesday at 6 PM.
Minors
Our minors, St. Pats/Kerins O’Rahillys, lost to Finuge last Monday night.
Seniors
Our seniors play in the Kerry Petroleum Junior Premier Club Championship Round 1 against Waterville in Glenbeigh GAA on Saturday, August 3rd, at 7 PM.
Best of Luck
Best of luck to Kerry Ladies who play Galway in the TG4 All Ireland Senior Championship Final on Sunday, August 4th, at 4:15 PM in Croke Park.
BALLYMACELLIGOTT GAA CLUB NOTES
Senior Men
Our Senior men begin their championship campaign on Saturday, 3rd August, playing Renard in Cromane at 4 PM. Congratulations to Kieran McGeeney and Armagh on winning the All-Ireland Final. Best wishes to our Kerry Senior Ladies and Roisin Rahilly in the All-Ireland Final next Sunday in
Croke Park.
Kerry Minor Ladies Under 18 Team Commiserations to the Kerry Ladies U18 Team who lost to Cavan in a hardfought battle.
Senior Ladies
Our Ballymac Senior Ladies are away to Listowel Emmets at 7:30 PM in the last round of the Corrib Oil Senior Ladies Club League.
Under 16 Girls
The U16 Ladies are away to Beale on Thursday evening in their last game of the Round Robin series.
Minor Team
Ballymac GAA 1-16 (19) Rathmore GAA 4-13 (25). Despite battling to the end, Ballymac lost by 6 points.
Under 15 Boys
Under 15s played in Central Region Division 2. Result: Ballymac 3-10 Dromid/Waterville 3-12
Under 13 Boys
Division 3 Result: St. Michaels Foilmore Skellig 3-15 Ballymac 2-6 Division 8 Result: Ardfert 2-6 Ballymac 0-14 Academy
We had a great turnout for the academy on Sunday in lovely sunshine with lots of fun and laughter. The academy runs every Sunday from 11 AM to 12 noon.
KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES
Seniors
Our team showcased grit, determination, and experience against Laune Rangers. Despite trailing at halftime, we fought back to secure victory with a goal from Tom Hoare. Final score: KO’R 2-09, LR 0-13. Round 2
We will play Listowel Emmets at home in Strand Road on Sunday, August 4th, at 1:00 PM.
Congratulations Best wishes to Seán Walsh and Emma Curtin on their recent marriage.
Academy
Pat Healy Park was bustling on Sunday with U7 & U9 Boys and U8 & U10 Girls playing go games against local teams. Great performances by our U11s against Ballymac in the Town League. Well done to our U13 Boys teams on their wins on Saturday.
Summer Camp
Our summer camp runs from Tuesday, August 6th, to Friday, August 9th. Best of luck to U11 Coach Declan Quill and the Kerry Ladies in their All Ireland Final next Sunday.
TRALEE MAGIC BASKETBALL CLUB NOTES
Good Luck, Joshua Osayanrhion! Best of luck to Joshua Osayanrhion as he competes with the Ireland U18 team in the FIBA U18 Men’s Youth EuroBasket in North Macedonia.
Beginners Camp
Our first beginners camp was a hit, with many kids enjoying their first taste of basketball.
Skills Development Sessions
Join Holly, Joshua, and Pryia for Skills Development sessions on Tuesday and Thursday mornings.
Out of Season Training
Last week of Out of Season Training
GOOD NEWS ONLY!
O’Sheas Gala
After a tough but ultimately successful County League campaign Kieran O’Shea of O’Sheas GALA in Blennerville decided to give the St. Pat’s club senior team a boost as they prepare for the upcoming Premier Junior Championship by presenting them with a new playing kit. Included in the photo are front (L-R) Darragh Murphy, John Bowler, Kieran O’Shea O’Shea’s GALA (Sponsor) Seamus Murphy n Back L-R Sean Daly St Pats Chairperson, Jamie Bowler, Niall McCarthy, Tommy Nicholson and Eoin Greaney.
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Kerry Cancer Support Group are bringing the Festival Fashion back !
Kerry Cancer Support Group in association with the Rose Hotel are bringing the glamour back to Féile Trá Lí. Our Fall Designer Fashion Show takes place on August 16th. A ticket for this event would make the ideal gift to yourself or someone you love. You can get them from our centre in Maine St V92D567, The Rose Hotel or Horan’s Health Stores. Call us on 0667195560 for further info.
Members of John Mitchels U12 Girls Team who beat Ballymac and Churchill last weekend.
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