Issue 34

Norma welcomes €330 million Astellas Pharma announcement for Tralee...’A Gamechanger ‘!

Minister for Education and Kerry T.D Norma Foley welcomes todays announcement and plans by Astellas Pharma Ireland to apply for planning permission for a state-of-the-art €330 million facility in Tralee. This major development will pave the way for an innovative aseptic drugs production facility in Tralee to be built by the pioneering global pharmaceutical company.Currently

Astellas Pharma employs approximately 400 people in Ireland and plans to construct this new facility at the Kerry Technology Park, Tralee. When constructed, this new plant will provide important investment for Tralee and will in turn bring highly-specialized engineering, science and technology jobs to the county and the region.

Minister Foley said: “I am so very pleased to welcome the announcement by Astellas Pharma Ireland to develop a

state-of-the-art, €330 million facility at Kerry Technology Park, Tralee.

“Today’s announcement will provide investment and employment for Tralee, Kerry and indeed the entire southwest region.

“This development is yet another positive reflection of Astellas’ ongoing commitment to and investment in Kerry.

“I want to thank Astellas for its vision and ambition and for advancing the project to this point.

I would also like to acknowledge Kerry County Council, IDA Ireland, the Shannon Group and all involved who worked collaboratively and collectively to advance the project to this exciting stage.

I look forward to the facility developing at pace.”

Aonghus McAnally

Aonghus McAnally returns to tour his 'Celebrating Christie Hennessy' show. Relive the life and music of Tralee's finest son on this wonderful entertaining evening, bringing audiences to their feet every night.

Muireann Nic Amhlaoibh Trio

Year 2022

THUR 21ST

SEPT 8.00PM

September / October

2023

Known for his RTE Radio 1 appearances, Dr David Coleman's talk will help parents understand anxiety in children and teenagers and provide practical tips to help children/teens deal with the stresses and pressures in their lives.

Tickets €25

SEPT

Muireann Nic Amhlaoibh is on tour and coming to Siamsa with celebrated musicians Gerry O’Beirne (guitar, vocals) and Dónal O’Connor (fiddle, keyboards, vocals) for a night of engaging songs in Irish and English and lively instrumental pieces. Tickets: €23.50 SAT 30TH

8.00PM THUR 5TH

Experience real-life stories of our wild Atlantic waters with underwater cameraman, documentary filmmaker and ocean conservationist Ken O'Sullivan with his films on the big screen. Of special interest to Junior Cycle students.

Tickets €20/18/10

Photos by John Cleary

ABOVE: Pictured at the launch of Billy Ryle’s new book “Donor Organ Transplants or Blind for the football,” at Tralee Library on Thursday evening, 7th September are from left sitting Brid Hannify, Senator Martin Conway (Guest of Honour) and Shelia Ryle, back row left Tommy O’Connor (County Librarian) Billy Ryle (Author) Kerry O’Shea (Master of Ceremonies) Seamus Fleming Snr and Seamus Fleming.

ABOVE: Taken at the annual Mass at Our Lady’s Well and Grotto Ballyheigue on Friday from left Margaret Carmody, Knockanure, Marian and Eileen Reidy, Tralee.

ABOVE: Friends and Stewards Meet at the Annual Pattern Day Mass at Ballyheigue on Friday where Our Lady’s birthday was celebrated by Bishop Ray Browne, and Diocesan Priests, from left Michael Lyne, Co Meath, Don O’Neill, Ballyheigue and Tom Lawlor.

ABOVE: Attending Pattern Day Mass at Our Lady’s Well and Grotto Ballyheigue on Friday, from left Pat Flaherty, Ardfert, Mary and Lisa O’Halloran, both from Ardfert, Marian O’Connell, Tralee, Eileen Sugrue, Tralee and Ber Cunningham, Cork.

ABOVE: 3,212 EURO cheque presented to Kerry Hospice Foundation, proceeds of Ballylongford Tractor Run Committee in memory of the Late John Hanrahan, Ballylongford on 7th August, from left Jeanette Keane Committee, Evelyn Doody, Kerry Hospice Foundation and Sarah Hanrahan Roche, Ballylongford.

ABOVE: Waiting for Mass at Our Lady’s Well and Grotto Ballyheigue on the feast of Our Lady’s birthday, from left Eileen McCarthy, Abbeydorney, Josephine Moore and Kathleen Moriarty both from Tralee.

ABOVE: Beautiful sunny day at Our Lady’s Well and Grotto at Ballyheigue on Friday for the annual Pattern Day Mass, from left Marlyn McCarthy, Causeway, Eileen Kiely, Ballincollig and Killarney, Marian Delaney, Tralee and Angela McEvoy, Cork and Ballyheigue.

ABOVE: The Bishop of Kerry Rev. Ray Browne and Clergy about to go in procession to Our Lady’s Well and Grotto, Ballyheigue Pattern Day in honour of Our Lady’s Feast day from left Fr. Pat Crean-Lynch, Fr. Brendan Walsh, Fr. Jerry Keane, Fr. Amos Surungai Ruto, Fr. Mario Jachym, Bishop Ray Browne, Fr. Tom Leane, Fr. Ned Barrett, Fr. John Healy, Fr. Denis Casey.

ABOVE: Mass was celebrated by Bishop Ray Browne at Our Lady’s Well and Grotto, Ballyheigue on Friday 8th September in honour of Our Lady’s Feast Day where approximately 2,000 people attended.

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The Focus course empowered me in numerous ways:

1. Self-Discovery: Before embarking on this journey, I believed I knew myself, but it was during the course that I truly examined who I am and what I desire. I had spent my life conforming to others' expectations, but the course helped me find my voice and establish healthy boundaries.

2. Unique Experiences: The course provided opportunities to explore places I wouldn't have ventured to alone, such as Blackrock Observatory and St. John's Castle.

3. Overcoming Challenges: Even when the world faced a pandemic, the support of the Focus group, both online and offline, helped me navigate the uncertainty. It equipped me with tools to reemerge into a changed world.

While there's much more to share about the Focus course, I encourage you to experience it firsthand. I am living proof that this course can change lives, and I am immensely grateful for the journey and the people who shared it with me. The lessons I learned continue to guide me daily. If you're feeling stuck and aspire to transform your life, I wholeheartedly recommend the Focus course. Approach it with an open mind, give your best, and extend kindness to yourself and others. It's a journey worth taking.

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Nazareth Care remembers Tralee man John O’Mahoney

Johns Family pictured here at the recent Memorial Mass held in Nazareth Care , Malahide. John was CEO of Nazareth Care from 2008 to 2023 . Sadly John passed away in April . Aged 69.

“Calling All Kerry Golfers: Rise to the Challenge

Do you have what it takes to conquer the Kerry golf courses and clinch the top spot?

Now’s your chance! All you need to do is play a round on any Kerry course, and you could become the ultimate TopDogGolfer. It’s that simple!

Here’s how to enter:

1. Play your round on any Kerry golf course.

2. Download or QR scan the TopDogGolfer App.

3. Register on the app.

4. Score your round before October 1st, 2023.

But that’s not all! Share this exciting challenge with your golf buddies, family, and friends. Let’s see who can rise to the occasion and secure the first, second, or third prize in Kerrys’ inaugural TopDogGolf Competition. By participating, you’re not only showcasing your golfing prowess

but also supporting a great cause. All funds raised will be donated to the Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind, a registered charity (No. 20009977). Get ready for some friendly competition and the chance to be crowned Kerrys No 1 Golfer.

Stay tuned, as the winners will be announced in early October. Best of luck to every player out there – let the games begin!

St Pats GAA who took part in the U13’s Jimmy Roche Memorial Blitz hosted and hosted Cordal.

The heat must be getting to the Kellihers lads ..with 5% back giveaway!

ST. BRENDAN’S PARK

FC

are Kerry Texaco Winners

Members of St. Brendan’s Park Football Club, in Tralee, pictured being presented with their €5,000 prize as winners of the 2023 Kerry County award in this year’s Texaco Support for Sport initiative.The award was presented to the club ‘to fund the purchase and installation of a side-line dugout facility to complement its recently installed allweather Astro pitch’.Commenting, former Irish rugby international and broadcaster, Donncha O’Callaghan, who oversaw the judging process, described the Tralee club as ‘a really worthy winner’. He went on to add: “St. Brendan’s Park Football Club caters for local sports people from its community and surrounding areas, not only through soccer but also by providing facilities for local GAA clubs. Its success in this initiative underlines the club’s determination to undertake development that will benefit its current membership and future generations.” Entries for the 2024 Texaco Support for Sport initiative will open this Autumn.

Maybe it was the recent heatwave but Tim and the team at Kellihers Garage are giving away 5% back of the purchase price in cash of their new car to one lucky winner as part of their sale this Friday, Saturday & Sunday. This novel idea of winning cash back would be an extra bonus to already buying a quality used car with huge discounts. The sale starts on Friday and continues over the weekend with Saturday and Sunday opening from 10am to 4pm. There are giveaways on over the weekend with vouchers, free road tax on all cars purchased and remember, the 5% cash back prize. The sale is across all their quality used Toyota range both cars and commercials as well as non Toyota models that they have in stock including (Ford, SKODA, Lexus, Audi, BMW, Nissan, VW). So be sure to call in to Kellihers this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Pictured are St. Brendan’s Park Football Club members: Mike McCannon, Oran Maguire, Conor McCannon, Seán McCannon, Eve

Sharp Dressed Men Race to Listowel

At the official announcement of the Ryle Menswear Best Dressed Man at Listowel Harvest Races on Thursday 21st of September was head judge businessman Nathan McDonnell and owner of Ryle Menswear Tralee, Micheál Moran. This is the second year of Ryle Menswear’s sponsorship of this much-anticipated fashion event. The overall winner will receive a custommade suit from Ryle Menswear valued at €1,200 and the first runner-up will receive a full Benetti suit, shirt and tie. Last year hundreds of dapper gentlemen dressed to impress and organisers are expecting another stylish event. Anyone wishing to enter should be on course by 2pm and the finalists and winners will be revealed in the parade ring after the 5th race.

The 165th Listowel Harvest Racing Festival is on from Sunday 17th to Saturday 23rd of September. This

year Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday are all National Hunt meetings and Tuesday & Thursday feature an all-flat race card. Off course, there is something for everyone of all ages including six fashion competitions with dedicated days for Ladies, Men, Couples, Sustainable Style, Blue Jeans and Young Racers; exceptional free children’s entertainment with a petting farm; top live music acts including Superfly and DJ Marty Guilfoyle and some very special celebrity guests! Plus watch the Ireland v South Africa game on the screens on the race course on Saturday 23rd of September at 8pm. Visit www.listowelraces.ie for more information and to pre-book tickets and corporate entertainment. Follow the hashtag #listowelraces on Facebook, X and Instagram for exclusive updates and to join the conversation!

McEvoy, Eabha Maguire, Ciara Cronin, Hannah Mai Cronin, Christy Leahy, Clara McSwiney, Preston McEvoy, Colm Mc Loughlin, Danny Smith and Ben Smith, at Texaco Corrib Oil, Tralee. With them are the Service Station Manager, Seán Hennessy (centre left) and Valero Area Sales Manager, D.J. Fleming (fourth left).

Listowel Harvest Racing Festival

Sun 17 th - Sat 23 rd

Serious

Sept 2023

Serious

Style

The race is on to the Listowel Harvest Racing Festival with 7 days of top-class flat and national hunt racing, free musical and family entertainment, plus 6 fashion competitions with something for everyone!

Garvey’s Family Day is on Sunday, with the Lyrath Estate Best Dressed Couple and music by Superfly. DJ Marty Guilfoyle… will be spinning the favourites on Tuesday! The Guinness Kerry National goes to post on Wednesday and the McElligotts Kia Ladies Day is on Friday with judges Don O’Neill and Elvira Fernandez Zebo sending the best-dressed winner to New York City!

Elvira Fernandez Zebo

“SNAPPED ON SOCIAL MEDIA”

We pick out some great photos posted on social media each week ...if you have any good ones please send them in... email traleeadvertiser@gmail.com or message us on our Facebook page... Enjoy!

‘Fox on the Run‘

all roads lead to Red Hurley Concert in St Johns Church , Sun Sept 24th in Aid of Kerry Hospice

The Gentoos Penguins

process where they replace their entire set of feathers with new ones! This helps to keep the birds waterproof and prepare for the winter ahead.

Jack Savage & Gavin O Brien after the NYC SFC Semifinal Westmeath V Brooklyn in Gaelic Park , New York

Jack Savage & Gavin O Brien after the NYC SFC Semifinal Westmeath V Brooklyn in Gaelic Park , New York

Ryles Pharmacy taking care of the Kerins O Rahillys Ladies team

Super Deal from Dunnes Stores at the Horan Centre !

NEW SEASON = NEW GOALS!

Susan has a message for everyone!

Ever thought about straightening your teeth?

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As we go through September and winter is around the corner, now is a good time to set yourself some tness goals heading into the winter.

If you’ve found it di cult to stick to tness routines over the summer due to holidays, socializing, etc September is a great time to get back to your routine. The mornings and evenings still have a bit of light allowing you to exercise outdoors if desired. The weather is not as harsh as in January or February.

Don’t be vague about when you do your workouts as you’re less likely to do them. Plan it and stick it in your calendar in advance.

Celebrate your wins and it always help to get a friend involved too.

See you then ! Susan

Wait, whats an Emmy statue doing in Cloghane,

Mount Brandon?

This Emmy was won by Paul Felix Mc Cann as a Lifetime Achievement award in 2018. Pauls grandfather Timothy O Connor was born in O’Connors bar & guesthouse in Cloghane. The current owner of O Connors , Michaél O Dowd ( pictured ) has the Emmy statue taking pride of place in the bar !

Kevin from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

Spotted on the Street

Tralee men attending their local greyhound track on Saturday night were Mick Reidy and Johnny Brosnan. Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Early arrivals for the Pattern Thresher at the White Sands Hotel on Thursday night were Ray Stack,Katie Godley,Sophie Quille and the legendary Tom Lawlor.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

A lovely Sunday afternoon for a Cricket game on the Fenit Road.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Attending Our Lady’s Well Ballyheigue on Pattern Day last Friday were Mike and Peg Stack from Kilflynn with friends Phil Counihan and Breda O’Connor.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Relaxing near Dolly’s Green,Ballyheigue on Pattern Day were locals Declan Crowe,Joe Dowling and Timmy Griffin.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Enjoying a lovely Saturday morning at Kilflynn coursing field were local publican Joan Herbert and former outstanding Kerry footballer Bridget Leen.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Musicians entertaining the crowd at the Tralee Greyhound Track on Friday night.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Footballer Jason Foley enjoying the Kerry GAA benefit night on Friday at the Kingdom Greyhound Stadium recently with Celeb,Samina and Rhia O Rourke also Cassia O Sullivan.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Enjoying Pattern Day on a lovely sunny afternoon at Ballyheigue were the Cashell family John,Maura,David and Fiadh from Kilflynn with local man Ger Reidy.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

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HEY... ARE YOU PART OF GEN Z? AGED BETWEEN 16 & 26?

While it’s true Gen Z spend more time swiping than their elders; they’re also more diverse, socially-conscious, digitally-savvy and health focused than any generation that’s gone before. A nd they have a much more enlightened view on fitness. For Gen Z, health and fitness is a far more holistic experience.

Our Youth classes have come about from the largest ever study of ‘Gen Z’ fitness habits undertaken by Les Mills. Often caricatured as smartphone-obsessed social media addicts, Gen Z are not to be underestimated.

Generation Z or ‘Gen Z’ are those born between 1997 – 2007. The youths from 16 to 26 years of age have spoken about what they want from a workout and how they want to get motivated. This is the generation working out for mental wellness, intrinsic motivation and the chance to be part of a community. 50% want to work out regularly, but need help in getting started.

We understand the challenges faced by Gen Z and have actioned a plan to provide a starting solution! Having shaped a club where fitness is available all day at different intensities, Zero Gravity Fitness Studio now offers Youth classes, 30 minutes in duration, 6 days per week to help you start. This is a “Generation Active” call to all 16 – 19-year-olds who want to

1. Be fitter

2. Get healthy

3. Improve appearance

4. Feel better/feel good

5. Reduce stress

This is a critical window in early approaching 20’s when our youths will decide their preferred long term fitness habits. While it’s true Gen Z spend more time swiping than their elders; they are also more diverse, socially conscious and health focused than any generation that’s gone before. They have an enlightened view on fitness and we are ready at Manor West Leisure Club to welcome them in to enjoy group classes with us.

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Donor organ recipient Billy Ryle appeals to people to carry a donor organ card

Despite the sweltering heat, there was a buzz of anticipation at the launch of Billy Ryle’s new Book, “Donor Organ Transplants or Blind for the football,” at Tralee Library on Thursday night. Kerry O’Shea was a brilliant Master of Ceremonies. Guest of Honour, Senator Martin Conway, who spoke without notes because of his visual impairment, gave an outstanding address. His contribution was inspiring. His success in life, he said, is built on his positive attitude and determination to overcome difficulties caused by his restricted sight. His commitment to improving services, education facilities and employment opportunities for the blind, visually impaired and the disabled, in general, came across as sincere and passionate.

Book Author, Billy Ryle thanked everybody who attended. Even Billy’s former teaching colleague, Minister Norma Foley, dropped in

to wish Billy success with the Book. Billy appealed to people to carry a donor organ card. He has always done so, but he never thought he’d need a corneal organ donation in each eye from two different donors. The two donors passed on the gift of sight to him. He said he would always remember them in his thoughts and prayers. Billy added that there is an acute need for donated organs to save lives or considerably improve the lives of organ recipients like himself. Billy thanked County Librarian, Tommy O Connor and his staff who hosted the event and provided refreshments. He thanked his friends Paddy & Phil Kissane, Emer Hardiman and Carmel Quilter O’Neill whose assistance was invaluable and, as always, the affable Adrienne McLoughlin, who took an array of beautiful photographs.

The book is now on sale on www.amazon.de . Begin by typing

www.amazon.de and type “Billy Ryle” into the search box. Click on the book cover. Then follow the user-friendly purchase steps.The book is also available to purchase at Paudie Commane Book Shop, Rock

St., Tralee and Polymath Bookstore, Courthouse Lane, Tralee.Net profit from book sales in 2023 will be donated to the National Council for the Blind of Ireland (NCBI).

David & Pádraig Team-Up On #TieDayFriday

David Clifford and Pádraig O’Hora join forces for Kerry Mental Health Association’s #TieDayFriday

Fundraising Business Breakfast on October 6th at The Great Southern Killarney from 7 am to 8.45 am. They’ll be part of an expert panel discussing community connection and mental wellbeing.

Pádraig O’Hora, a social care assistant and Mayo Mental Health Association community liaison officer, will be there. Dr. Caitriona Kelly and Samantha Keane from Kerry Mental Health Association Board will also provide insights. Tickets for the event are €50 (plus booking fees) at www. KerryMentalHealth.ie/businessbreakfast.

John Drummey, GM of Kerry Mental Health Association, aims

to raise awareness of mental health care through this event. The panel discussion will emphasize community importance across sports, business, and volunteering for mental wellness.

The Board and Management of Kerry Mental Health Association also has thanked Brian James Menswear Killarney and Grandview Media for their support on the morning of the breakfast event.”The interactive panel discussion will flow between sport, business, and volunteering as we explore how important it is to stay connected in our communities at all life stages to look after our mental wellness .

Don’t forget to wear a tie on October 6th for #TieDayFriday, even if you can’t attend the breakfast; you can donate online at www.

Impressive display earns Kerry a point against promotion chasing Longford Town

Kerry O’ Shea (Master of Ceremonies), Billy Ryle, (Author) and Tommy O’Connor (County Librarian) at the Launch.

KerryMentalHealth.ie/donate. Pictured with David at the launch were Kerry Mental Health

Association General Manager, John Drummey and Board Member, Conor Hennigan. photo by Domnick Walsh

Photographs from Adam Kowalczyk.

LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !

GENTLEMAN

Despite the fact that I’m a gentleman, I have no luck with women, I just always seem to screw things up.

Recently I saw an attractive woman. I decided to open the doors for her. Unfortunately, she got sucked out of the plane.

TWO COWS ARE STANDING IN A BARN.

Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I’m a helicopter.

I WENT TO SEE THE CHRISTMAS PLAY AT MY LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY

And the scene where the 3 Wise Men bring gifts to Baby Jesus was approaching. The second class pupils walked to center stage one after another, faced Baby Jesus, and placed their gifts on the ground one at a time.

“I bring you gold” the first child said “I bring you myrrh” the second child said “Frank sent this” the last child said.

GUY GETS PULLED OVER BY A COP AT MIDNIGHT:

“And where are you rushing to sir?”

“Officer, I’m attending a lecture on drinking and driving.”

“Is that so? Who is giving a lecture at this time of the night?”

“My wife.”

PLANS FOR EASTER

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..

Wife: What do you mean ??

Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

WHY WERE THE INDIANS HERE FIRST?

Because they had reservations.

DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE IN DUBAI AND PEOPLE IN ABU DHABI?

Well, the people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do.

THE JUDGE

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by”. “No” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”. “It is made of concrete, brick and mortar”, she responded. “I mean” he continued, “What are your relations like?”. “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents”. He said, “Do you have a real grudge?” “No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one”. “Please,” he tried again, “Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”. “Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do”. Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?” “Oh, I don’t want a divorce” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!”

BEING MARRIED

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks ...”What does that mean?” He said: “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot”. Smiling she said “ah I really do love you but what does the I, J, K, stand for?”. He said “I’m Just Kidding!”

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA WEEKLY ROUNDUP - SEPTEMBER 11, 2023

Senior Team

Senior championship kicks off on September 16th in Austin Stack Park.

Junior Team

Our B team enters the McElligott Cup, drawing Currow at home in the first round.

The team aims for an extended run after an impressive Div 6 campaign. Fixture details will be shared on social media platforms soon.

U13 Boys

Central Region Div.7 Winners - U13 Boys team secured a fantastic win over Ballymac.

Outstanding football and teamwork.

Final score: Kerins O’Rahillys 5-7, Ballymac 3-7.

U15 Boys

U15s faced Sn/Dn/Tn/Ts and faced a 5-14 to 3-15 defeat.

Despite the first-half struggles, the second half showed improvement. Semifinal hopes depend on other results.

Lee Strand U14 tournament on Saturday, September 23rd.

Minors

Minors secured an impressive win over Tn/Ts/Sn/Dn in the County Championship quarter-final. Strong performance and looking forward to the semifinals.

Notable Women’s Teams

A reminder of “Give Respect, Get Respect” on and off the pitch.

LGFA’s ‘Take a Second’ respect campaign emphasizes positive and respectful behavior among all members.

Encouraging responsible care for fellow members’ well-being.

Congrats to the U15D ladies on defeating Ballyduff in the semifinal.

Final against John Mitchels or Beale on September 19th at a neutral venue.

U16 Girls

Football returns for U16 girls.

North Kerry league starts with a match against Ballymac in division 4.

U17 Ladies

Defeated by MKL Gaels in an exciting match.

Dominated the first few minutes and showed great determination. Well done to all!

Senior Ladies

Seniors faced Annascaul/Castlegregory in the Bon Secours Junior B Championship.

Strong second-half performance but fell short in the end.

Final score: Annascaul/Castlegregory

2-10, Kerins O’Rahillys 0-11.

Best wishes to those starting college or returning after the summer.

JOHN MITCHELL’S NOTES

Senior Ladies - County Championship Drama

In an exciting County Championship match, our Senior Ladies faced Glenflesk.

A hard-fought battle ended in a draw: Mitchels 2-7, Glenflesk 1-10.

Under 14 Girls - Championship Success

U15 girls secured a terrific County Championship quarter-final win against Shannonside Tarbert.

Now advance to the semi-final against Beale.

Support needed for the semi-final at home on September 12th.

Under 16 Girls - Join the Team

Training continues on weekend evenings at 7pm.

New players always welcome.Under 15 Boys - Thrilling Victory

Exciting match against Austin Stacks ended in victory.

Final score: Austin Stacks 3-10, John Mitchels 3-15.

Impressive late-game performance secured the win.

Minors - Championship Success

U17s played St. Senans in the club championship, winning by 6 points.

A well-deserved victory under hot conditions.

Now awaiting the next round’s opponent in the semifinals.

ST PATS GAA

Juvenile Academy Highlights

U5 Training

Kudos to the enthusiastic U5 boys and girls who attended training.

Some senior lads stepped up to U7s due to low numbers, showcasing their skills. Over the coming weeks, U5 training will include senior end matches.

U11 Excitement

U13 Girls’ Sandra Keane Tournament

Participated in the Sandra Keane tournament organized by the North Kerry Board.

Despite strong opponents, the girls displayed heart and determination. Victorious against Na Gaeil in a close game.

Overall, a commendable performance in challenging conditions.

U13 Challenges

Competed in the Jimmy Roche Memorial Blitz hosted by Cordal GAA Club.

Played Beale, Currow, and Cordal. Reached the 3rd tier final, facing Rathmore.

Captain Gearoid and the team performed admirably.

A valuable experience for all players. Minors’ County Championship

St. Pats/Kerins O Rahillys won in the County Minor Club Football Championship.

Progressed to the semi-final against Moyvane.

St Brendan’s Board Senior Championship

St. Brendan’s Board plays Na Gaeil in the Garvey’s Supervalu Senior Football County Championship.

Round 1 at 8 pm in Austin Stacks Park. Adrian Greaney and David O Callaghan involved in selector positions.

Senior B’s Kerry Cup

Senior B’s set to play in the Junior Kerry Cup against Moyvane. Date and time to be confirmed.

TRALEE PARNELLS CAMOGIE AND HURLING HIGHLIGHTS

U12 Camogie

Tralee Parnells U12s triumph in a hardfought away game against Causeway. Exceptional tackling, skill, and work rate displayed by both teams.

Parnells secures a victory by a single point.

Next up, an exciting clash against Cillard in two weeks.

Gratitude to John Hennessy for refereeing and Causeway for a thrilling match.

U16 Camogie

Tralee Parnells U16s conquer a determined Cillard side in a Division 1

semifinal.

U14 Hurling

Impressive victory for U14 hurlers against Causeway in the North Kerry Championship.

Final score: Tralee Parnells 1-12, Causeway 2-5.

U17 Hurling

U17s participate in the Ryalls 11s of Kerry hurling tournament at Currans. A total of 5 games contribute to player development.

U18s Hurling

U18s prepare for their final North Kerry Championship match against Abbeydorney/Causeway in Causeway. Scheduled for next Thursday evening at 6:15 pm.

Senior Hurling Seniors resume training on Mondays and Wednesdays. Focus on preparation for the Munster Junior Championship ¼ final against the Clare Champions.

Kerry U15 Camogie

Congratulations to Tralee Parnells U16 players Anna O’Sullivan, Jessica Leen, Caoilainn Culloo, and Anna Chute. Part of the U15 Kerry panel that secured the U15 All Ireland Division 4 Cup in Westmeath.

Recognition for Georgia Kennedy, Orla Costello, and Sarah Chute, who contributed to the Kerry U15 panel this season.

BALLYMACELLIGOTT GAA CLUB

HIGHLIGHTS - SEPTEMBER 10TH, 2023

Senior Men’s Victory

Ballymacelligott senior team secures a spot in the Junior Premier Club Championship.

Balmy evening at Austin Stack Park provides perfect football conditions. Ballymac leads 1-04 to 0-1 within the first fifteen minutes.

Ardfert scores a goal, narrowing the gap. Half-time score: Ardfert 1-05 to Ballymac 1-07.

Ballymac secures victory with a final score of 2-12 to 1-10.

First time reaching a County Club Final since 2002, a remarkable achievement. Senior Ladies’ Championship

Despite a strong start, Ballymac senior ladies fall to Spa.

Spa takes the lead with a goal in the first half.

Ballymac narrows the gap with points from Roisin Rahilly and others.

Final score: Ballymac 0-9, Spa 2-7. U17 girls play Desmonds in the County A Championship semi-final.

Despite their best efforts, they face a strong Desmonds team.

Good luck to Desmonds in the final.

Minor Boys’ Club Championship

Ballymacelligott faces Glenbeigh/

Glencar/Cromane.

Final score: Ballymac 3-12, Glenbeigh/ Glencar/Cromane 4-8. Ballymac advances to the semi-final against Legion.

U13 Boys’ Central Region Final Ballymac U13 Gold team takes on Kerins o Rahilly’s.

A sunny evening in Blennerville sets the stage.

STACKS GAA NOTES

Senior Team - Epic Championship Battle

In a thrilling Intermediate Club Championship semi-final, Austin Stacks faced off against Fossa.

The game ended in a dramatic draw: Austin Stacks 0-21, Fossa 0-21, and Fossa secured the win on penalties. B Team - Molynueax Cup

The B Team is set to face Glenflesk in the first round of the Molynueax Cup on Saturday, September 16th, at 5 pm in Glenflesk.

C Team - Barrett Cup

The C Team is scheduled to play Beaufort in the first round of the Barrett Cup on Saturday, September 16th, at 4 pm in Connolly Park.

Minor Team - Dominant Start

Austin Stacks Minors began their championship defense with a comprehensive win against Listowel. Final score: Austin Stacks 5-25, Listowel 1-4.

Five goals by Gavin Casey, Ronan Carroll (2), Cormac Bastible, and Paddy Lane secured victory. The Semi-Final against Kenmare Shamrocks will be on Saturday, September 16th, at 4 pm in Kenmare.

MAINE VALLEY GOLF

Results of EBS Killarney singles (Golfer of the year)

1st Aidan Spillane (12) 43pts

2nd Jer Joy (14) 42pts

3rd Mike McCarron (22) 41pts

Division 1 (indexes up to 14.6)

Donal Lynch (13) 40pts

Division 2 (indexes 14.7 to 20.1)

Donie Evans (16) 40pts

Division 3 (indexes 20.2 and above)

Bernard Doyle (29) 37pts

Next week we will have the September medal sponsored by Temmler Ireland Ltd

asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour). Take it dear Heart of Jesus and place it within your Heart where your Father sees it, then in his merciful eyes it will become your favour not mine. Amen. Say this prayer three times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer.

Minister Foley announces second multimillion euro extension to Mounthawk Campus

Education Minister Norma Foley TD announces approval for a new multimillion euro building project at Mercy Mounthawk Secondary School in Tralee. This project complements the previous six-classroom extension at the Mercy Campus.

The new project includes:6 special education classrooms with 5 pastoral rooms, One home economics room, 2 graphics rooms, 2 science labs with a prep area, 2 art rooms and 6 project storage rooms, 2 construction studies rooms and 6 engineering rooms.

Additionally, the Department will fund reconfiguration works at the existing campus, creating 4 general classrooms, a textiles room, and a design and computer graphics room. To kickstart this project, a Design Team will be appointed for design, tendering, and construction oversight.Minister Foley expressed her appreciation for Mercy Mounthawk’s dedication to education and highlighted the project’s importance in providing top-notch facilities and specialized classrooms for on-campus special education. She looks forward to the progress and benefits these projects

will bring to the local community.

Education Minister

Norma Foley TD announces approval for a new multi-million euro building project at Mercy Mounthawk Secondary School in Tralee. This project complements the previous six-classroom extension at the Mercy Campus.

The new project includes:6 special education classrooms with 5 pastoral rooms, One home economics room, 2 graphics rooms, 2 science labs with a prep area, 2 art rooms and 6 project storage rooms, 2 construction studies rooms and 6 engineering rooms. Additionally, the Department will fund reconfiguration works at the existing campus, creating 4 general classrooms, a textiles room, and a design and computer graphics room.

To kickstart this project, a Design

Team will be appointed for design, tendering, and construction oversight.Minister Foley expressed her appreciation for Mercy Mounthawk’s dedication to education and highlighted the project’s importance in providing

the progress and benefits these projects will bring to the local community.

top-notch facilities and specialized classrooms for on-campus special education. She looks forward to