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Charitable donation has always been a feature of Irish society between flag days, church gate collections, lotto draws, bingo, door to door collections, clothes banks, fundraising events and now postal, social media, television, and newspaper appeals. Considering the sheer number of charities in Ireland it is a very competitive space so how can one know that the Charity is genuine. The Charities Regulator was set up in 2014 as an independent body to regulate charities in Ireland. www.charitiesregulator.ie . Its function is to maintain a public register of charities and ensure that they comply with the charity’s legislation. It also supports best practice in the administration, management, and governance of charities.
Michael and Eunice can check the charities public register online in relation to any charity they wish to donate to. The Public Register of Charities contains information about more than 11,400 charities that have been registered with the Charities Regulator. The search should reveal comprehensive details about a charity, including their charitable purpose and objectives, trustees, number of staff employed, annual reports filed etc. 2021 was the first year that charities were required to report on their compliance with the Charities Governance Code when filing their annual report with the Charities Regulator. The Governance Code promotes best practice in Charitable organisations. If any member of the public has concerns about a charitable organisation they can bring them to the attention of the regulator. The regulator can inspect charitable organisations. The government is currently producing draft legislation which aims to improve the ability of the Charities Regulator to conduct its statutory functions, ensuring more proportionate regulation leading to greater public trust and confidence in the charities sector. Ideally in relation to promoting confidence with the public material produced by the charity should include The registered charity’s name, logo, Registered Charity Number (RCN) and contact details (including phone, email and website address). E.g., if it is a clothing bank these details should be on the bank.
Contact details for Charities Regulator: Charities Regulator, 3 George’s Dock, IFSC, Dublin 1 D01 X5X0. Phone: 01-6331500 Email: info@charitiesregulator.ie
Kingdom Swimming club was well represented at the recent National Community Games Swimming Finals with a number of our swimmers representing their respective areas across a number of individual & relay events., and taking home 4 individual & 1 t eam medals to the Kingdom.
Ministers, Paschal Donohoe and Michael McGrathʼs Budget has been made having emerged from the Covid 19 pandemic focusing on helping individuals, families and busin esses to deal with rising costs of living. The Budget focuses primarily on significantly increasing welfar e benefits and addresses savings in energy, childcare and healthcare costs. However, the foreseeable increase in the VAT rate from 9% to 13.5% from 1 March 2023 is a significant disappointment for the Kerry tourism industry. Suggestions have been made that a further VAT review may be carried out before then. Such businesses need certainty around pricing for re-opening at that time of year. While the defective products redress scheme has to be financed, the additional 10% levy on concrete products will challenge the building industry further and ultimately impact the end purchaser.
The main discussion points in the budget were as follows:
• 9% VAT rate for the hospitality and tourism sector to expire on 28 February 2023
• Standard rate band widened and tax credits increased
• Significant increase in welfare payments
• Energy credits and business energy support scheme introduced
• Tax reliefs for farmers extended
• Help to Buy Scheme extended until 31 December 2024
• 10% Levy on concrete products from 3 April 2023
• €1,000 once off reduction in college fees
• Packet of 20 cigarettes to rise by 50 cent
• Rent tax credit of €500 per annum
• Standard rate band increased by €3,200 to €40,000
• Personal tax credit, employee tax credit and earned tax credit increased by €75 to €1,775
• Home carer tax credit increased by €100 to €1,700
• USC 2 % rate band increased from €21,295 to €22,920
• Weekly welfare payments increased by €12 per week
• Once off double week ‘cost of living supportʼ payment
• Additional €500 for Working Family Payment and Carer support grant recipients
• Once off payment of €200 Living Alone Allowance
• Once off €500 Disability Allowance, Invalidity Pension and Blind pension
• Double payment of child benefit in November
• Domiciliary care allowance increased to €330
• Working family payment/fuel allowance thresholds increased
• Qualifying child increases introduced
• Christmas bonus for welfare recipients continue
• Small benefit exemption tax-free limit increased to €1,000 to be granted by two separate vouchers
• Film corporation tax credit extended to December 2028
• Extension of free GP care to children aged 6 &7
• Removal of hospital inpatient charges for all public patients
• €175 monthly reduction in National Childcare Scheme fees
Call Chris or Colette Tel: 066-7126399 or e-mail : traleeadvertiser@gmail.comFriday 30th September 2022 TRALEE ADVERTISER6 NEWS Keep your Business in Tralee and keep Tralee in Business! 2023 John Canty & Co. Chartered Accountants and Registered Auditors 3 Denny Street, Tralee, Co. Kerry. T: 0667127802 M: 087 9431998 E: info@jcantyaccountants.ie • Fuel allowance additional lump sum payment of €400
• General stock relief continues to 31 December 2024
• Stock relief for young trained farmers and farm partnerships, young trained farmer and farm consolidation stamp duty relief continues beyond 31 December 2022
• Farm restructuring CGT relief extended beyond 31 December 2022
• Accelerated capital allowances for construction of modern slurry storage facilities
• Electricity credit totalling €600 to be paid in 3 instalments of €200
• Temporary business energy support scheme where eligible will cover 40% of the increase in energy bill
• 20% public transport fare reduction and 50% youth travel card discount until 31 December 2025
This VAT increase will make Irelandʼs tourism VAT rate the second highest in the EU and far above other European coun tries…... The Government has missed an opportunity to help tourism recoverʼ – Denyse Campbell, President of Irish Hotels Federation (IHF)
‘The consistency and continuity of young farmer tax reliefs is essential to support generational renewalʼ – John Keane, Macra na Feirme President
• Help to Buy Scheme extended until 31 December 2024
• Rent tax credit of €500 per annum from 2022
• Pre-letting expenses increased to €10,000 and minimum vacancy period reduced from 12 to 6 months
• Vacant home tax for property occupied less than 30 days in 12 months
• Residential development stamp duty refund scheme extended to 31 December 2025
• Levy of 10% on concrete blocks, pouring concrete and certain concrete products from 3 April 2023
• €1,000 once off reduction in college fees for all third level students
• Once off double monthly payment in SUSI maintenance grant
• Free primary school books from September 2023
• VAT on newspapers and certain health products reduced to zero from 1 January 2023
• 50% Excise relief to independent small producers of cider and pear cider
• Excise fee to operate late night venue to be reduced by 50%
• No change in 33% tax rate for Capital Gains Tax or Inheritance Tax or CAT tax thresholds
‘Minister Donohueʼs decision to raise the entry point to the higher rate of income tax rewards middle income earners who have shouldered more than their fair share of the burden of our highly progressive tax system over recent years. ʼ
– Colm Brown, President Irish Tax Institute
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The launch of Bia Dingle – The Corca Dhuibhne Food Network, will take place at 11.30am in The Blas Village, Church Car Park, Green Street, Dingle, Co Kerry on Saturday 1 October 2022, as part of the Dingle Food Festival.
Bia Dingle is a dynamic, collaborative, food-focused association representing the whole of the Dingle Peninsula. We are Farmers; Fishers; Producers; Growers; Foragers; Chefs, Restauranteurs; Hosts; Guides; Partners; and Champions, joined in celebration of the food history and heritage of Corca Dhuibhne.
Bia Dingle’s aim is to retain, attract, foster, and celebrate sustainable food producers, products, and traditions of the Dingle Peninsula and our surrounding waters.
Trevis L. Gleason, Chair of Bia Dingle, says “Bia Dingle will weave together the rich strands of food production, manufacture, growing,
farming, fishing and foraging that have developed in a unique way on the Dingle Peninsula over hundreds of years. Add in the restauranteurs, chefs, retailers and those with an interest in food culture and the history of food in Corca Dhuibhne and you have the perfect recipe to grow, promote, inspire and develop a wide-ranging, sustainable food ethos and culture, based on quality, heritage, spirit and community, in this special place that we call home.
Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine”
Brian McDermott, award-winning chef and author who will be launching the initiative, said, “The launch of Bia Dingle is an extremely welcome addition to the growing range of food groups in Ireland, and will be of huge benefit and encouragement to the wideranging food community on the Dingle Peninsula. Bringing together growers, producers, retailers, restauranteurs and others to share
their experiences, promote their produce and celebrate their place will strengthen and grow that community, and lead to an even more productive and sustainable industry in Corca Dhuibhne for future generations.”
If you wish to join us to help the food community of Corca Dhuibhne, see how we can help you, or wish to find out more about Bia Dingle, please
visit our website at www.biadingle.ie, or email us at biadingle@gmail.com.
The launch event is open to all, so whether you are heavily involved in the food industry or simply a casual observer, whether you are from Corca Dhuibhne or just passing through, please feel free to come along.
The Sports Complex will be rocking on Saturday night as the 2022/2023 baskeball season begins with a mouth-watering Kerry derby. Double defending champions Garvey’s Tralee Warriors (SuperLeague and National Cup holders) will welcome Flexachem Killorglin with both sides having a number of new players on show for the first time.
The Warriors have seen four very strong players depart – Aaron Calixte, Nikola Roso, Ron Elksnis and Brandon Cotton and these are big shoes for the newcomers to fill. Coach John Dowling and Assistants Gareth Moore and Jimmy Diggins have been busy in the off season along with team manager Kathleen Collins and they hope their recruitment experience has seen the right players come in. Fans will be eager to see the 6’2” Swede Andree Michelsson (21 point average in Germany), American
De’Ondre Jackson (who had a 20 point average with NUIG Maree last season) and 6’8” Matija Jokic (under 20 Montenegro international with experience in Iceland and Germany). Once again the local core led by Kieran Donaghy alongside Eoin Quigley, Darragh O’Hanlon, Daniel Jokubaitis and Fergal O’Sullivan will be vital while players like James Fernane, Stephen Bowler and Keelan Crowe have another year’s experience under their belts. It will be an exciting year for St Brendan’s Jack Tobin and Tralee Magic’s, and u18 International, Aiyaras Ousis who are coming into the squad which also contains Zygimantas Kaleta and Aaron and Padraig Fleming. Killorglin, now under the Flexachem banner, have also recruited well and have become a physically stronger and bigger side and will be eager to test themselves against the Warriors. They won’t have forgotten that in this same fixture a few seasons
ago they left Tralee with the win. Garvey’s Tralee Warriors won’t be contemplating anything similar on Saturday night.
And in the Cups – The Cup draws were made this week with the Kerry sides now knowing what they need
to do to reach the Finals weekend early in the New Year.
In the Pat Duffy National Cup Garvey’s Tralee Warriors are away to DBS Eanna in Round 1 with the winners away in Cork to either Neptune or UCC Demons.
A big evening for our u13s on Sunday evening with our Bs in the semi-final and our As in the final of the Central Region Leagu e. Bs played Laune Rangers and came out the victors As played Na G aeil and were defeated by 3 great credit to players and coaches well done.
Call Chris or Colette Tel: 066-7126399 or e-mail : traleeadvertiser@gmail.com
It’s wonderful to see a surge of interest in sustainability amongst local businesses and even better when their efforts go rewarded. The Sustainable Business Impact Awards, an initiative by Chambers Ireland, is one such platform where businesses can showcase their best practice in sustainable development and social responsibility and it is open to companies of all sizes across Ireland. The Rose Hotel have been showing up for the environment big-style and their head chef, Odran Lucy, was the first person in the world
to successfully complete a brand-new qualification for Environmental Sustainability Management in Hospitality. Last week, Odran made it to the final of the Sustainability Business Impact Awards, and although he didn’t win, being a finalist was in itself a fantastic achievement for the Tralee chef.
“Being environmentally aware is important, so we’re happy and excited to do our bit to reduce waste. It will only have positive results for all of us down the line,” Odran,
The National Training Centre (NTC) in Dublin has called on KP Therapy’s Kevin Prunty to lead the higher diploma program in neuromuscular therapy (NMT). Kevin holds a MSc in NMT which was jointly awarded by NTC and the University of Chester and has been teaching NMT for nearly 15 years. Kevins practice is located in the Brandon Conference Centre just next to the Brandon Gym & Leisure centre .
The higher diploma course was launched in 2001 at the JBMT conference in Dublin and is celebrated as
the combining of American and European approaches to myofascial pain and dysfunction. Students have included fully qualified sports therapists, physiotherapists, osteopaths, Amatsu practitioners and other healthcare professionals. Working on the higher diploma exposes Kevin to some of the greatest authorities in the world and keeps KP Therapy on the leading edge in chronic pain and injury treatment.
For an appointment with Kevin or Kieran simply visit kptherapy.ie
who has been tasked with spearheading the campaign to cut the hotel’s carbon footprint by 5% this year, said.
“The kitchen of any hotel generates a lot of waste, but I’m very focused on it now. We’re all motivated to recycle as much as possible. It’s even spilled into my home life.
Before, my recycle bin took two weeks to fill and my refuse bin took one. Now it’s the other way around.”
This is all very good news for the environment and great news for the people of Tralee.
from The Tralee Advertiser Team and Tralee Chamber Alliance Kerry under 14’s made it 4 points from 2 games after Christy B urke scored in a 1-1 draw at home to Waterford. They are at home to Carlow at 2pm on Saturday. Great actions shots here courtesy Adam KowalczykZero Gravity Fitness Studio at Manor West Hotel brings you the world’s most popular group exercise Les Mills. Join the global revolution, a vibrant destination where music meets movement! With over 10 million people participating every week in 17,000 clubs worldwide, be part of a movement for a fitter planet.
Les Mills at Zero Gravity Fitness Studio at Manor West Hotel will be instructed by Zero Gravity Fitness Studio Centre trainers Catríona Cantillon and Daniel Fleming. After extensive training by Les Mills in technique, choreography and coaching Catríona and Daniel are now certified Les Mills trainers. Catriona and Daniel will be live on the floor performing the full class, they are there to motivate, inspire and challenge you to go harder and to achieve your goals.
Experience Les Mills GRIT, the next generation of High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT). Combining hard-hit ting soundtracks and the latest scientifically-tested moves that will push your body and mind. Les Mills GRIT is developed to improve your anaerobic stamina, increase your cardiovascular fitness and build your strength. Les Mills GRIT will shift your fitness to the next level. Les Mills GRIT workout uses barbell, weight plates and bodyweight exercises to blast all major muscle groups. Take on the Les Mills GRIT challenge; Do you have two 30 minutes per week for you to improve your flexibility, strength, power and endurance? The 30 minute classes have been designed by top sports scientists to help you
achieve the best possible fitness and results in the quickest time possible.
Les Mills has been delivering life changing fitness experiences since 1968 when their namesake four time Olympian Les Mills opened his first gym. Les Mills is on a mission to create a fitter planet. This doesn’t mean making people work out. It means helping people fall in love with fitness so that they want to work out.
Les Mils GRIT group exercise at Zero Gravity Fitness Studio, Manor West Hotel begin on 17th October and are bookable from the 10th October. Classes are available to members and non-members of the Manor West Hotel Leisure Centre. Les Mills GRIT Monday & Wednesday at 7am and Tuesday and Thursday at 7.30pm
To book your place call 066 7194512 or email leisure@manorwesthotel.ie
7 00 - 7 30am LES MILLS GRIT Strength
9.00 - 9.30am AM Mobility (Members Free)
10.00 - 10.45am Stott Pilates Mixed Props
6.00 - 6.45pm Spinning
7 00 - 7 45pm Aqua Aerobics
7 00 - 7 45am Spinning
11.30 - 12.15pm Aqua Aerobics
1.15 - 1.45pm Mini H.I.I.T. (Members Free)
6.30 - 7.15pm Stott Pilates Intermediate Mat Work
7.30 - 8.00pm LES MILLS GRIT Strength
Wednesday
7.00 - 7.30am LES MILLS GRIT Cardio
9.30 - 10.00am AM Aqua Aerobics (Members Free)
6 30 - 7 15pm Stott Pilates Mixed Props
7.30 - 8.15pm Heart Rate Spinning
7.00 - 7.45am Body H.I.I.T
1.15 - 1.45pm Core Conditioning (Members Free)
7 00 - 7 45pm Aqua Aerobics
7.30 - 8.00pm LES MILLS GRIT Cardio
9.00 - 9.30am AM Mobility (Members Free)
10.00 - 10 45am Stott Pilates Intermediate Mat Work
11.30 - 12.15pm Aqua Aerobics
Physical activity, nutrition and digital technology can improve health outcomes for those with enduring mental illness.
MTU is committed to regional development, including improving health outcomes for those in the community or residential care with severe or enduring mental illness (EMI). Local and global experts are collaborating on new interventions that can be part of the standard treatment protocols. New training on human rights will ensure staff and service users can access a broader range of treatment options to complement existing pharmaceutical, psychiatric and psychological choices. People living with enduring mental illness often experience physical and social health consequences. MTUs Aclú initiative is developing and evaluating new treatment options to tackle this. Aclú meets UN calls for action on SDG 3 Good Health and Well-being, Target 3.4: Ensure a reduction of mortality from non-communicable diseases and promote mental health. Mairéad Carolan, Senior Clinical Psychologist, HSE, says this is about ensuring people can create a good life, make a home, engage
in meaningful work or learning and build good relationships with family, friends and people in their community.
At the launch, MTU President Professor Maggie Cusack thanked the organisations that have come together to deliver change. Aclú is a new multidisciplinary initiative involving partners from MTU, the HSE, the Mental Health Commission, Dartmouth University in the US, University of Manchester, Southeast Technological University, Bielefeld University Germany, Kerry Recreation Sports Partnership and Enable Ireland.
Dr Joe Firth of the University of Manchester, who coordinated the Lancet mental health commission work, said physical activity improves fitness and cognition while reducing symptoms. Dr Kelly Aschbrenner, Associate Professor of Psychiatry Dartmouth, US, said that studies have shown that programs that support physical activity and healthier diets can improve the health of people
with EMI through weight loss and fitness, even among those taking antipsychotic medications. Weight gain was prevented in over 50% of participants in her Dartmouth study. Dr Evan Matthews of the South East Technological University spoke of the importance of co-design work to shape interventions for the local context.
Aclú lead researchers Dr Tara
Coppinger and Catherine Carty, UNESCO Chair Manager, said the next two years would see programmes designed, delivered and evaluated in the southwest. Aclú will provide solutions aligned with global priorities to improve health outcomes and empower recovery in enduring mental illness in the southwest and beyond.
O’Shea’s Bar & Restaurant at Banna Beach Resort is open every weekend serving a range of delicious food to suit every taste at a very reasonable price.
Food served every Friday & Saturday from 5pm - 9pm and Sunday from 1pm - 7.30pm
Our early bird menu is available on Friday & Saturday - 2 Course €15.95 and 3 course €19.95
Sunday Lunch is served from 1pm - 7.30pm with a Specials Menus also available.
Do you have a special occasion coming up? Then why not give us a call.
We cater for parties of all sizes and we can design a menu to suit your budget whether its just finger food or a full 4 course meal. We have normal pub drink prices not hotel prices.
Christening, After Wedding Party, Sports & Social Club Events, Debs, Award Ceremonies or indeed any type of a party then contact us - we will be happy to give you a price.
Sean O’Dowd
Special offer 15% DISCOUNT on food and drinks on any event booked by the 15th of October.
Due to the success last year of the Sunday Swim Special we are delighted to announce its return.
Why not make
fun
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and follow it up with Lunch in O’Sheas’s Bar. (T&C’s apply)
We are having an open day in our leisure club on Sunday the 2nd October and in conjunction with this we will be offering complimentary coffee, scones and cakes in O’Sheas Bar from 11am to 1pm. There will be a special lunch menu on offer from 1pm with the Roast of the Day priced at only €12.50.
So put the date in your diary and come visit us on Sunday 2nd October for a great day out.
We specialise in catering for large events – for the last num ber of years we have successfully hosted the Kerry Winter Stages Car Rally and the All Ireland Beach Tag Rugby Final. We can arrange catering, marquees, music, transport etc. Contact John for further information.
Come along to our Open Day Sunday the 2nd October from 12 noon to 5pm.
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THE TEAM AT THE CLINIC ARE HERE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ON COSMETIC AND HAIR RESTORATION ISSUES.
I see you have a special offer for the face treatment, Tribella. Can you tell me more about the Tribella treatment please? Jane.
Hi Jane, One of Harley Street’s most popular treatments, the “Tribella” is also available in Tralee at the CHRC, Bon Secours Hospital.
This award-winning, FDA approved treatment is the latest in non-invasive treatments for smoother, clearer and younger looking skin. It is a complete facial rejuvenation therapy which combines the power of three unique treatments.
The first step of Tribella is IPL, which will work on pigmenta tion and redness. The result is glowing, younger-looking skin. The second step is skin tightening with amazing results on skin laxity which also diminishes the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. The final step of Tribella is skin resurfacing, which naturally boosts collagen and elastin production for total skin renewal and resurfacing.
All our skin types and concerns are different and so the number of sessions required will depend on the individual. Allow the next day for downtime as the skin must be kept completely dry for 24 hours; no water or makeup or creams on the skin, so early in the week is great for this treatment if you have weekend plans!
For the ultimate facial rejuvenation and to avail of our special offer here at CHRC, call us on 086 0786120 or send an email to chrc@bonsecours.ie
Nothing beats a steaming bowl of soup to cheer you up – and this delicious tomato-packed version is just the ticket!
FREE | 55 minutes | Serves 4
● 900g ripe tomatoes
● Low-calorie cooking spray
● 1 tsp dried oregano
● 1 large onion, finely chopped
● 2 garlic cloves, crushed
● 1-litre hot vegetable stock, suitable for vegans
● 2 tbsp chopped fresh basil
● Roasted cherry tomatoes and fresh basil leaves, to serve
● Arrange the tomatoes on a baking tray, spray them lightly with low-calorie cooking spray and sprinkle with the oregano. Bake in a preheated oven at 200°C/180°C Fan/Gas 6 for 10-15 minutes, until the tomatoes, start to so en and the skins begin to char.
● Meanwhile place the onion and garlic in a large, heavy-based saucepan with 300ml of the stock. Cover the pan, bring to a boil and simmer for 10 minutes.
Peel and chop the roasted tomatoes and add the cooked onion mixture to the pan and the remaining stock.
Simmer for 15-20 minutes.
Purée the soup in a blender or food processor. Return the soup back to the pan, season well and add the basil.
Reheat the soup if necessary and serve garnished with some roasted cherry tomatoes and basil leaves.
Sharon's Slimming World Tralee Pipe Band Hall
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the good news is, we’re going to name a disease after you”
MAHATMA GANDHI, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
starts taking her clothes off and asks her husband, ‘What attracts you to me the most ? my pretty face or my great body?’ Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, ‘Your sense of humour.’
After a while a blonde woman walks up to them and asks them what they are looking at. One of them says, “ We are trying to determine the height of the pole.” So the blonde quickly opens her purse, removes a spanner, unscrews the bolts and lays the pole flat on the ground. She then pulls out a measuring tape, measures the distance between the two ends, tells it to the two men and walks away.
After hearing this one man tells the other, “What an idiot! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
His eyes are foggy and he doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911. He screams into the phone, “Help! Help! My friend is dead! What do I do?” The operator says, “Sir, please calm down. I can help. First, make sure your friend is actually dead.” There is a brief pause, and then a loud bang. “OK, now what
I have an earache:
2000 B.C. -Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. -That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. -That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. -That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. -That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. -That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion! Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away. The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant“Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”
GUY GETTING TEST RESULTS FROM HIS DOCTOR AND THE DOCTOR SAYS “WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS”
The winter months, without a doubt, put more stress on our bodies. There is less natural daylight and, therefore, less vitamin D to be had. It is colder so our bodies have to work harder to keep up our core temperature. We spend more time indoors with central heating on and without a lot of fresh air. To help reduce the risk of colds and viruses it is important to support our immune systems, starting now. Your immune system relies on a full complement of essential amino acids (proteins), vitamins, minerals, fibre and phytonutrients for full body health.
My recommendations are: Eat wholefoods as close to their natural form as possible. Avoid processed foods and foods high in sugar and salt. Include foods which are naturally antibacterial such as garlic, local honey, lemon, ginger and turmeric, all of which you will find in the healthstore.
VITAMIN D: Low levels may leave a person with a weakened immune system and more prone to catching colds and viruses. Vitamin D rich foods include oily fish (salmon and smoked mackerel), eggs and fortified foods. A Vitamin D supplement will ensure you maintain your levels throughout the winter months. Available in capsule, spray or drops.
VITAMIN C is also important to support your overall immunity, so include foods such as Kale, broccoli, peppers, citrus fruits and berries in your diet. Here in the healthstore we have a number of options to help you increase your intake of VITAMIN C in capsules, powder and liquid. Healthy probiotic bacteria will also help enhance your immune function. Boost this good bacteria by taking a good quality probiotic for a couple of weeks. I would recommend choosing a brand such as VIRIDIAN, QUEST or OPTIBAC, which you will find with us instore.
SELENIUM: crucial for the immune system to function normally. Found in foods such as brazil nuts, fish, meat, chicken and game. A selenium supplement is a good way to ensure you maintain your levels to support your overall health.
ZINC: helps to develop white blood cells, the immune cells that help fight off foreign bacteria and viruses. Zinc is found in oysters, shellfish and lean red meat. Vegetarians will find zinc in pumpkin and other seeds, fortified cereals and low fat yoghurt and milk. Zinc supplements are available in different strengths so have a chat with us and we will recommend a strength to suit your specific needs.
Other natural immune support products which are available in the Healthstore include:
ECHINACEA: works to support your immune system. ELDERBERRY: packed with anti-viral and anti-bacterial properties. DR WOLZ: A fantastic all in one immune support product. Also helps with the reduction of fatigue. For additional advice on how to strengthen your immune system this winter call in and we will discuss these and other products with you.
Until next time, stay healthy
A few members of the Kildare team from 1998-2000 visited Micko Dwyer to say hello and to thank him for his time with them.
looking for that gathering with a difference? That one off (?) that everyone enjoys?
Well fear not ....Danny at the Klub Gastro bar & restaurant in Strand road (Kerins O Rahillys ) has just launch his 'Boozy Brunch' concept and its going down a storm .Whats the offer I hear you say? ....Well choose any brunch dish from their brand new Brunch menu plus treat yourself to 2 Special BB Cocktails and its all for only €20! Yes ...€20!
And the choices on the brunch menu are great ..from Pancakes to Full Irish 'Klub ' style to Spicy Pork Hash ! and what about the Cocktails on offer ..well you'll just have to check them out yourself!
(Hint and theres's at least 6 to check out!) So grab a gang together one of these weekends ! and head on down to the Klub!
The evenings are beginning to draw in and before we know it, the Celtic festival of Samhain (Halloween) will herald the start of winter. How are you going to spend those long winter nights? What are you going to do to keep yourself happily entertained?
Siamsa Tíre has the ideal answer to these questions in the form of Sharing the Tradition, a series of classes that are taking place both in person at Siamsa Tíre and online. These are classes in traditional music and dance. They will be taught by members of Siamsa Tíre’s National Folk Theatre and they will be open to people of all levels of ability.
First up are the in person
adult music and dance classes which kick off at 7pm on Monday, September 26th and run for one hour every week for eight weeks. They take place in Siamsa Tíre and are aimed at people who have a basic to intermediate level of skill in music and dance.
Next are the online Munnix dance classes, which begin on Thursday, October 6th. These classes will be taught by traditional Irish Dance Master and Artistic Director of Siamsa Tíre’s National Folk Theatre Jonathan Kelliher. They are suitable for everyone from beginner’s level to more advanced as Jonathan starts by teaching the basic steps before demonstrating how they can be combined into different dances.
To register your interest for these classes, visit www. siamsatire.com/events and
complete a registration form for the relevant event or call the box office on 066 7123055.
DOUBLE-HEADERS:
Places in the Last 4 of the Garvey’s Senior Football County Championship are the prizes on offer after the two double header quarter finals were announced.
First up on Saturday October 8th will be the clash of Feale Rangers and Austin Stacks throwing in at Austin Stack Park at 5.30pm. This will be followed by Dr Crokes and Dingle at 7.30pm.
The action moves to Killarney’s Fitzgerald on Sunday where Mid Kerry takes on Templenoe at 1pm followed by East Kerry against Kenmare Shamrocks at 2.45pm. All games must finish.
The Tralee/St Brendan’s Junior League Group A Final is on this Saturday at 5pm in Killeen where John Mitchels B will face Ballymac B.
In the U13 League Finals, sponsored by Timberland Kitchens & Flooring there is a double header on Sunday (Oct 2nd) at Strand Road (Kerins O’Rahillys Main Pitch): Division 2 – Churchill v Ardfert throws in at 1.30pm with the Division 1 final starting at 3pm featuring John Mitchels and Na Gaeil.
The u17 League final, sponsored by Lee Strand, is between John Mitchels and Na Gaeil and is on Monday at 7.30pm with Mitchels at home.
There is one result from last weekend where St Pat’s defeated Ardfert 1-13 to 1-11 in the Junior League Group B Final.
AUSTIN STACKS NEWS:
This publication joins with everyone in expressing our condolences to Austin Stacks on the death of their Club President Brendan Dowling and of course most importantly to his family. May Brendan Rest in Peace.
The Seniors went down 1-15 to 1-07 to Mid Kerry in the final Senior County Championship Group game but had already qualified so all eyes are on the quarter final on October 8th against Feale Rangers.
The Final of the Molyneaux Shield where Rahillys are the opponents will take place at 5pm this Saturday (Oct 1st) with the venue not confirmed at the time of going to print.
There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 4,7,10 and 19 with the next jackpot being e2300.
At the underage level the All Stars will be training again this Sunday at 11am in Connolly Park. The u7’s and u9’s have finished their mid-week sessions. The u9’s go to Cork on October 15th. The u13’s will be in Cork on the 9th to play Bishopstown. The u15’s have won the Kelliher’s Garage Central Region Division 5 title defeating Ballymac.
The County Championship ended with a third defeat as the seniors went down away to Spa in Killarney 4-13 to 0-16. The Juniors are looking forward to Saturday’s Molyneaux Shield Final against neighbours Austin Stacks,
The u12’s Girls went down to Austin Stacks in Round 3 of the Town League with both sides to meet again in the final. The Strand Road Blues lost out to Churchill. They are still in line for a final spot. The u13’s Tralee District defeated West Kerry while the clubs u14 girls got a walkover from Moyvane in the North Kerry League. The u16’s are set to play Beale in the North Kerry League. In the senior ladies Championship the girls lost out to Glenflesk 3-06 to 2-03. There was another great turn-out for the boys and girls Academy with the u7’s and u9’s travelling to Killarney to take on Dr Crokes last weekend.
The Rahillys / St Pat’s Minors enjoyed an end-of-season get together at The Klub with awards presented by Tommy Walsh to Callum Hayes, Most Improved Player and Sean Collins at the Player of the Year. Jake Hoare is the Player’s Player of the Year with Jake Foley getting recognised for making the Kerry minor team this year.
Lotto – there was no winner from the numbers drawn 3,10,23 and 24 with the next jackpot being e3,700.
JOHN MITCHELS NEWS: There are still a limited number of tickets for the club social at the Rose Hotel so book as soon as possible if you want a good night out. The Academy will all be back in action this weekend. The u8’s/ u10’s hosted St Pat’s last weekend. The u12 Girls are preparing for their Tralee Town League while a number of players were involved with the winning Tralee District u13 squad. In the Boys the u9’s welcomed Ballymac while the u11’s are due to play Milltown/Castlemaine this Sunday. The u13’s are due to play in the u13’s Division 1 Town League final while the u15’s await the winner of the other semi-final. The u17’s will play Na Gaeil on October 3rd in the Town League final. The senior ladies lost out to Ballymac in the semi-final of the County Junior B Championship. Next up for the senior men will be the Town League final against Kerins O’Rahillys.
Lotto – There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 10, 16, 22 and 27 with the next jackpot being e2,000.
PARNELLS NEWS:
Parnells are due to host a inaugural seven-a-side senior hurling tournament this Saturday. There was a great turn-out for the Academy where Jack Whelan and Noah Kirby were named Players of the Week. The u8 camogie squad had their final session of the season.
A number of the u13 Girls really enjoyed their day at the inaugural Aoibheann Duffy Memorial Blitz. The Blue team went down to Cillard in the Division 1 final while the u14’s amber team just lost out in the Division 2 final.
Well done to all those who took part in the club’s second annual Senior Schools Camogie Tournament. The ‘Community of Nuns’ (Pres Castleisland plus others) took the Senior trophy, Orla Leahy the
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top scorer, Emma Dunican the Best Contribution to her team and Orla Buttimer – Most Improved Player. Lotto- the next Lotto draw will be this Monday evening at 8pm.
There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 1,18,21 and 29 with the next Jackpot being e3300. The clubs End of Season Family Fun Event takes place on October 9th from 10.30am where the Parish League games will be the focus for many. Well done to all involved in the Academy and who will be out again this weekend. The u8’s played John Mitchels while the u10’s played their final game of the season against the same opposition. Jessica Lacey was the final Player of the Season.
The u11’s hosted Ballyduff and then played An Ghaeltacht in the West Kerry Go Games. The u12 Girls were very unlucky to go down to Na Gaeil in the Town League.
The Seniors are scheduled to play away this weekend in the Tralee/St Brendan’s Senior Football Championship against Na Gaeil. The B’s defeated Ardfert 1-13 to 1-11 to win the Tralee Board Junior League Group B Final.
BALLYMAC NEWS:
Well done to the seniors who defeated St Michael Fiolmore 2-12 to 2-10 in the replay of the Cahill Cup Shield final. Next up is the Tralee / St Brendan’s Junior League Group A Final against John Mitchels B this Saturday (October 1st) in Na Gael at 5pm.
All the Academy ages were in action last weekend where the u8’s/10’s welcomed Na Gaeil and the u9’s went to John Mitchells.
The u11’s went down to Scartaglen in the Castleisland District final while at u13 level the Blue team lost out to Na Gaeil while older boys were in Newmarket for the Diarmuid O’Brien Blitz where they won the final against Firies. The Senior Ladies defeated John Mitchell’s by just one point 2-08 to 2-07 and are through to the Junior B final after making the Junior C final last season. There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 7, 29, 6 and 31 with the next jackpot being e3600.
SCOR DATES – Scor Dates for your diary – The Kerry County Final takes place on October 7th with the Munster Final on October 18th.
The Kerry 19’s got the points from Derry City as they were unable to fulfil the fixture. This weekend they are away to second placed Treaty United who are on 32 points to Kerry’s 28.
The 17’s went down 2-1 to Athlone (Andrew Kerins) and are at home to Bohemians this Saturday at 2pm.
The under 14’s made it 4 points from 2 games after Christy Burke scored in a 1-1 draw at home to Waterford. They are at home to Carlow at 2pm on Saturday.
The 12’s Red side defeated Limerick’s Shelbourne AFC in the SFAI National Cup Round 1 while the 14’s won in Limerick defeating Corbally United 5-0 to qualify for Round 2.
Locally the 15’s lost out away to MEK Galaxy with the 16’s winning at home to Killarney Athletic.
The club was delighted to see Erion Neziri and Ryan Hand making recent KSBGL Teams of the Week.
It was also a good weekend at Senior level as the Youths won at Fenit
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Samphires in the Munster Cup Round 1 while the seniors are into the FAI Cup Round 2 following a 6-3 win over neighbours St Brendan’s Park.
The boxers enjoyed a trip to Castleisland to spar with the Sliabh Luachra BC. It was a very enjoyable night for all involved and it is very important that boxers get the chance to spar against members from other clubs. Tralee BC thanks the Sliabh Luachra BC for organising the night.
The club is very excited as Mary McDonagh makes the journey to Italy with the Irish team taking part in the European Junior Championships this week. No doubt she will do the club and Tralee proud. Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing Fest will begin shortly and the club will be involved in some important initiatives. Details are available at the club. TBC will also run a coffee morning on Saturday 15th for members of the club. It offers a chance for new members and family to connect and integrate into the club community, have a cuppa and chat with some of the coaches, volunteers, parents and other long term members.
The Munster Hill Climb Championships were hosted for 2022 by Abbeyfeale Cycling Club and it proved to be a good day for Tralee Manor West BC.
Jerry McCarthy brought home the gold medal and the Masters 50 title defeating two of the host clubs riders. Killarney CC’s Conor Kissane won the Overall Senior Award in 4.37 where Joe Roche clocked 5.51 and Vinny Jones 6.27. Tony Daly crossed the line in 6.45 in the M60 category.
ON THE GREEN- PITCH & PUTT
While Deerpark’s John McGrath won the Scratch Cup on his home course it was also a good outing for Tralee players. Jason O’Regan ended up 4th overall while in the Final 18 prize Alan Hobbart just missed out on the ‘back three’. In the Intermediate Roger Guthrie won the Final 18 prize. In the Junior Mark O’Regan just missed out on 3rd. The Ladies competition also went to Margaret C Looney also from Deerpark who finished just ahead of Tralee’s Catriona O’Connor. This weekend is a big one for the Tralee club as 5 pairs take part in the National Scotch Foursomes Finals in Larkspur Park in Cashel Danny O’Leary & Rosemaire O’Sullivan, Alan & Catriona O’Connor and Tony Blake and Lisa O’Connor. In the Non-Mixed section it’s Jamie Blake & Michael Conway along with Jason Cregan and Alan Hobbart.
GOLF - MAINE VALLEY GC: In the Club Singles the winner was Michael O’Leary with Patrick Callaghan in second. The Division 1-4 prizes were won by Willie O’Leary, Jer Joy, Roger Crowley and Seamus Mannix.
The Men’s Dooks Exchange, sponsored by CCS Dry Cleaners was won by Tim Leahy with John R Collins and John P O’Brien in second and third. Ger Deegan won the Best Gross Prize.
The Dooks Exchange for the Ladies, sponsored by The Grand Hotel, was won by Monica O’Neill with Maura McKenna in second and Bernie O’Loughlin third with Margaret Hayes taking the Best Gross.
The top 3 in the Club Singles were Carole Dooley, Nuala Dawson and Mary Quillinan.
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