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WATERLOO,

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PRESENT STATUS OF A STUDENTS AT WATERLOO

Alumni Bulletin)

As your reporter entered the office of the President of Waterloo University College, Herbert Melvin Axford was pouring over blueprints of the college campus.

Though just arriving in Waterloo on Labour Day and as yet not totally unpacked, Dr. Axfordi, true to his dynamic personality, has already thrown his energies into the rapidly moving developments at the college.

Following a brief discussion, your reporter was invited to accompany the President to his ternporary home on Hickory St., where his charming wife, ‘Joan, served tea and talked of their three children.

Marilyn, age 8, Donald and Jimmy, ages 10 and 11 were at school in Lexington, the site of the new Axford home presently in its final stages Of construction.

The Axfords have lived in many parts of the continent and have camped in many others. They pride themselves for adapting quickly to their environment.

A pride well justified for in three weeks they have established themselves as members of St. John’s Lutheran congregation where Don and Jim have joined the cub and scout groups.

Born in 1924, Herbert Melvin Axford received his elementary and secondary school education in his home town, Winnipeg.

Upon graduation from the Daniel McIntvre Collegiate Institute in 1936, Herbert Axford began a career which carried him into various phases of the business world and through progressive stages in the field of education.

As a buy-boy with Marshall Wells, a government agricultural assistant, a grade 2 clerk with the R.C.A.F. and a Canada Packers livestock accountant, student Axford both earned his tuition to the University of Manitoba and accumulated much of the practical and administrative background which qualifies him for his new position.

After completing his Bachelor of Commerce course Lt. Axford spent three years with the Royal Calriadian Naval Reserve as paymaster, supply officer and maintenance officer.

He presently holds the rank of Lt. Commander in that corps.

While proceeding ion-ards his s/laster of Commerce degree, he met the woman he was to marrJ-.

Then followed seven years of teaching assistantships, research and an instructorship at the University of Wisconsin and Knox College, Illinois.

From Knox College, Assistant Professor Axford accepted< the

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chairmanship of the Department of Economics and Business Administration at Pacific Lutheran College in Tacoma, Washington.

Here he completed the thesis which earned him his Doctorate of Philosophy and an associate professorship.

As secretary of the School of Commerce, University of Alberta, his next post, Dr. Axford accepted the call to Waterloo University College to become its sixth president.

Welcome and best wishes to President Axford and his family.

NOTICE Homecoming Weekend - Friday, Oct. 23: 9:00 P.M.-Pep Rally 10:~ P.M.-Dance (Seagram’s Gvm -.I

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Saturday Oct. 24: lo:30 A.M.-Float Parade 9:OO P.M.-Victory Dance (Seagram’s Gym) NOTE: Homecoming is a very important event. It is requested that all students >articipate in the designing of the float of their particular class or group.

Let’s give the Alumni a real welcome. ’

Many of us are a little confused, ing rights as far as Bachelor of as to the status of the institution Divinity is concerned and no which we now attend.

This is more. especially true of the Freshmen Meanwhile the Waterloo Assoif not of a number of others on ciate Faculties has become a Corcampus.

The Cord Weekly is poration under the laws of the therefore taking this opportunity Province of Ontario and has beto try and explain just exactly come the University of Waterloo. what has taken place in the last At present it consists of the year and what is about to take Faculty of Engineering and the place in the future.

Faculty of Physical Sciences.

In The Evangelical Lutheran Sem- other words it has broken away inary of Canada had been operfrom the Waterloo Lutheran Uniating Waterloo College which in- sity and has become a noncluded Waterloo Seminary.

This denominational university. . is not the case at the present for Waterloo University College the Evangelical Lutheran Seminis therefore faced with a choice. ary of Canada has become WaterA choice of becoming part of the loo Lutheran University and University of Waterloo, or of beWaterloo College has become coming a University in its, own Waterloo University College own right.

For the moment we while the Seminary is called are still associated with Western Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. but this association is expected At the moment Waterloo Luthto end in June of 1960 and so the eran University has degree grantCollege must make the decision

UWSC PRESIDENT On behalf of the University of this reason that they have decided Waterloo Students’ Council, may to attend this institute of higher I extend a personal welcome to learning.

That is exactly what each and every student.

It is my goes on in your classes -you hope that you will enjoy a suc- learn.

However this is only a cessful year, both in the field of part of education.

Take a look learning and education. around you at the number of acTo those of you who are no tivities that take place both on longer Freshen, what 1 am and off the campus.

They are about to say, is going to be a there for you -they are part of repetition of a much worn-out your University life. By not taktheme.

Yet, I feel that it needs ing part in at least one or more repeating.

The majority of the of these activities, you will miss students enrolled in the Univera great deal of your University sity and the Arts College are here education.

Sure it’s fine to go after classes, to receive an education.

It is for home immediately FLASHBACK . . . This float, designed by the Frosh of ‘58, took first prize last year. Preparation for this year’s parade indicates a tough job for the judges.

before Christmas in order to let new students know and in order that calendars etc. ‘may be printed.

Of with year versity this Fall

course all those registered the College up until next will graduate from the Uniof Western Ontario but will clearly change in the of 1960.

The most probable course will be affiliation with the UnivePsity of Waterloo as this would make available certain Provincial grants not now obtainable because of religious affiliation.

The question, however, is still not settled but it is expected that, since President Axford is meeting next week and thereafter so as to be able to present the Board of Governors with the choice, that a decision must be forthcoming within the next two months.

SPEAKS lock yourself in your room like a hermit, and at the end of the year go home with flying colours.

What will you have acquired besides the seven straight “A’s”?

NOTHING! Sure you will be able to conjugate the verb “esse”, but will you be able to go into every town in Ontario and call on a friend, will you be able to get up in front of an assembly of people and address them, will you have confidence when you are introduced to someone, for example your. prospective employer, will (Continued page 4, col. 4)

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THE CAMPUS Judging by the inquiries from members of the studen body as to the time o,f the first publication, it should follow that this paper be entitled, “The Lost Cord”.

Well, here ii On Tuesday night, Oct. 13, the is . . . in technicolor with panoramic print, st,ereophonit held its first ‘olitics Club styling and all other spectacular features which characterizc neeting of the year and had as 3 n our modern media of communication.

As with other product!

Professor Geoffrey you may find in supermarkets, etc., the Cord will appear ir 1 il ts speaker, idams of the University History a variety o,f colours.

The staff and members of the Board o: lepartment.

Publications would consider it an insult should the purpose of the use of this newsprint be misinterpreted, and thus i Professor Adams compared the being found in any of the gastronomic dispensaries situatec nternational situation existing at throughaut the campus.

Enough said! he beginning of this decade to The reader will note that the paper is under the name he conditions which exist today. of the. University of Waterloo.

This innovatioln is a resul 30th the United! States and Rusof the student body organization proposed by the S.L.E. las t s ia, he declared, have undergone year.

Thus, the policy of this paper is to provide the student! 3 ii mportant internal changes which with a vehicle of expression deserving of the thought at the ‘,h lave resulted in the easing of University level. forld tension.

TO THE FROSH Adams pointed out that ten Dispensing with the usual embellished phrases we wisl .ears ago Russia was dominated only to say .‘. . Welcome, we hope your stay is complete ant by the Stalinist regime, which had enjoyable.

Ii mprisoned millions of political The Board of Publications this year has central&d it lrisoners,, abandoned even the advertising and business management.

Therefore, the Core ;emblance of court procedure and Weekly, Keystone and Student Directory will work in co ;trangled cultural and political operation with these central committees.

It is felt that ii iberty.

In her external affairs, past years the Board of Publications fee, paid by each student Russia had adopted a “get tough” was abused owing to poor administration.

One does not havt 3olicy which led to a succession to look far for an example.

If crises in Berlin, and, Korea.

Apologies are in order for the-“general” subject matte Since 1953, and the death of in this Editorial.

Further Editorials will be of an official ant Stalin, the professor explained, particular nature with an attempt at analysing the issue communist Russia has undergone entailed in the subject. m important evolution..

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Seven candidates were nom. ina ted for this year’s Frosh ExecL Ltiv ‘e. They were Bruce Lumsder 1, Ar t Pollack, president; Jim Hale: vie :e-president; Julia Cale, Stuar s;.

Dear Mr. Editor: M: my, secretary; Norman Benne I would like to express my sin - I La rry Cohen, treasurer. cere thanks to some members of rI’he campaign drives followe the Sophomore Class who assistec ’ ha rd on the heels of the nomina in the activities of Initiatior l tio ns, with posters and politic2 Week.

E,specially my thanks tc3 the main order of th ~ SP’ eeches Paul Creighton, Dale Perrin, Jin l j WE:ek.

Neeb, Bruce Woodhouse, Don MC personal lel 1Bruce Lumsden’s Laughlin, Harry Brewer and Bil 1 * approach showed ingenuit; Powell.

Without their assistanct 2 tel pability, maturity, and was ur I strongly doubt that I would bt 2 Cal ubtedly a significant factor i capable of writing this letter a t do hi; ; success.

Bruce is this year’ this date. &osh president.

To the Seniors, Juniors, Rosi e Fr is Jim Hales, a Stronga and the Freshman Clas: j, 1 Vice-president who: Se I extend my congratulations fo r ra ther quiet campaigner, e St: ature and re‘dl hair served hi] m the success of their Janus-lik poster”. role in playing both the inciter Bs as a “portable Julia Cale, “only girl cand land the intimidators of the Soph: ;. t 0 da lte”, was a sure bet for positic m It was a wonderful feeling Besides the fema‘ le think that the spirit, conjured b;Y Of secretary.

Julia brings ir lthe initiations, might survive anI d pc lint of view, that new life would be fed int o te: lligence and charm to the ne. w T ex :ecutive. the blood-stream of Waterloo.

Larry Cohen’s novel use of tk:le regret that this was not so. added extra spit :e I have been brought to under ,_ mlovie placards campaign.

His “Nevc ?r stand, that of the 250 Freshmer , to the Lke Anything Small” placar *d less than 10% managed to mak emed to promise a large tre: atheir way up to the Music Roar n se influenced tk le and hear the campaign speeche: j* su ry and probably Although many of the class’ votec i 7 frc ash to vote for him as treasure r.

The 19519-‘60 frosh have elects td even here was a very weak show ‘capable and experienced execl ing. What has happened to yo. u a’ Te. The new executive shoul 2’ people, is it possible that you hav e tiT effective leadershi IP died on your feet?

Since you r pr ovide the year. class is larger than any other OI n th roughout Waterloo University College cam pus, it is up to you to provid the largest amount of enthusiasn to offer the greatest number o participants in activities and t bring new fresh ideas into exis tence.

It might be advisable to sugges to the planners of such activitic that either their publicity is wa off, or that they might look int the time-table schedule and f%n that 12 noon is not the best tim for a meeting.

Sincerely; John Elr EDITORS’S NOTE’: Election c officers for the “John Erb Fa Club” will be held in the Mus: Room at 1 :OO P.M. Sunday, Oc 25.

A Masthehd will appear in the ‘Cord’ next week.

Staff organization has not been confirmed.

PATRONlIE

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The Phi Delta Pi has been an active organization this year. The Annual Welcoming Tea for freshettes was held September 24 in the Lounge.

Over one hundred students were greeted by .Dale Perrin, President, Miss Joan McGill, Dean of Women,.

Mrs. Schaus, and Mrs. Axford.

The occasion provided a good opportunity for the freshettes to meet their ‘big sisters’, other freshettes, other senior students and the female members of the faculty.

On October 7th, we had a Wiener Roast in the Torque Room, Several tables provided fuel for a big bonfire in the centre of the room and freshettes and their ‘big sisters” had a gay time toasting (vieners and marshmallows with ong straws.

After a brief sing-song, we clapIed our hands in glee and left the vild and woolly Torque Room, lack to civilization.

The next event will be the >INNING CEREMONY. I trust ve will see you all then . . .

3ctober 29. Remember ! !

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here are few political prisoners; ;he use of Secret Police and secret rials has been curbed and a new temphasis has been placed on (consumer goods and cultural free(lam.

Professor Adams noted that the 1United States had also undergone mportant American changes. foreign policy, which was rigid md unflexible, was dominated by John Foster Dulles whom Adams lescribed as “a crusading evan:elist employing Machiavellian techniques”.

International tension was created by the Dulles belief ;hat he was engaged in a life and leath struggle with communism, Cnternally, America was divided 3y the tactics and ideas of Senator LVIcCarthy who caused a paralysi: in American thinking and a 10s: , her prestige of on the part of the :rest of the world. ,’

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This year, your school paper is going to have a section devoted entirely to the women and their nterests.

In it you will find arti:les dealing with Phi Delta Pi events, Athletic events, Conrad Sal1 events, and any other items If feminine interests (other than nen>, plus a word or two from ne, as Women’s Editor.

I hope you will stay tuned to this station tor the rest of the season.

Initiation week is over now and nost of us are’ settling down to academic work and a few extracurricular activities.

However, I :an’t let the initiation die without idding my final “two cents worth.”

I was impressed by the spirit and apparent willingness to cooperate shown by most of the girls in the freshman class. As a matter of fact I was amazed that the girls were so eager to do dead horses, salaams, recite Shakespeare, carry lamps, sit under tables, admit they were “bums”, “scum”, and what have you.

(Especially Judy Chamberlain! !> Thursday evening of initiation week was perhaps the most memorable evening.

The non-resident students were invited to the dorm and “drilled”

by Helen Young and her cohorts while yours truly was given the opportunity to have revenge on the resident students (eh Roberts), or vice versa, depending upon how you look at it.

Aft,er two hours of solid drill the restrictions w,ere lifted slightly to allow all present to have a little fun and fellowship.

Truly, that week is now in the past, but I hope that the enthusiasm and feeling of unity among the freshman class that was so apparent during the entire ordeal will continue in the present and future.

If such is the case, both you and Waterloo College will find it mutually rewarding.

This year the revered walls of Conrad Hall enclose 27 models of lropriety and one distracted Housemother.

Knowing that this situation could lead to almost any,hing, the staff of the Cord Weeky have asked me to record the veekly misdoings of our merry group.

On Thursday morning of this peek at three A.M., the freshettes If the dorm launched the longiwaited rebellion against the sophomores.

-The fire alarm was sounded oud and long.

As the sleepy jophs staggered out of their *ooms equally sleepy Frosh usher:d them into the reception room.

2fter many attempts on the part of the Sophs to go back to bed they were finally assembled ir splendidly until the Sophs disthe reception room. The majority their “salty position.” vere carried down bodily.

One covered Pandemonium reigned! ! ! young lady had to bc Professor Adams pointed ou; determined “tubbed”, in order to persuade Your reporter had the presence that today we have more reasor to lock herself in her her that she would be much more of mind to be optimistic about Americar room but other “unfortunates” content with her fellow “exattitudes and policies.

Foreigr I were pursued throughout t h e policy is being directed by the exalted ones.”

The Frosh had thoughtfully Dorm.

The culmination of these able and less “righteous” Chris.

I occurred with the “tubfood and drinks for their frivolities tian Herter.

A new American re. provided tormentors.

While the bing” of a freshette. surgence of liberalism is ind,i. former food was being consumed a few Thus, having regained the upI cated by the fact that all majol considerate freshettes prepared per hand in the Dorm, the Sophs candidates for next year’s presi.

Have no fear! The Frosh beds for them by retired. dential election are standing on z the Sophs’ sprinkling salt between the sheets will rise again-but not at three liberal platform.

This includes The whole plan was articulated A.M. said Mr. Adams, “tricky Dickey’ Nixon who is most adept a* gauging the directions of public j The meeting then adjourned tc 1 congratulated for providing such opinion and then floating alonE an informative and enlightening the common room for refreshwith it. ments. evening.

We are looking forward The professor then discussed The Politics Club, undaer its ac- with anticipation to future meetsome of the world’s “hot spots’ tive president Herb Epp, is to be : 1ings. of ten years ago and explained how, with the exception of NortlAfrica, they have been eliminatec as danger areas or at least temporarily quieted.

In summing up, Prof essoi Adams pointed out that althouglr the situation is less likely to leac to war than it was ten years ago formidable problems still exist The world is still divided into hostile camps with each side pos sessing the capability of annihi lating the other.

Furthermore the democracies have weakener their moral position by acceptin] as allies reactionary elements ii other countries.

Finally, we ii America will probably see thl day when all of Asia will havl swung into the communist orbi an’d the possibility is strong tha Africa and South America wil follow suit.

The lecture was followed by : question period in which Profes sor Adams fielded all question frankly and fully.

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Mediscope‘59 From October 12 to October 17, thousands of people, ranging in professions from the average labourer to the engineering specialist, walked into the Queen Edizaat the C.N.E. beth Building grounds, to see the Ontario Medical Association’s “Mediscope-59”.

They came out with perhaps a little more knowledge of medicine than when they went in.

The entire exposition was put on at the expense of the O.M.A. ,Free admission andl programs and informative pamphlets were great aids in attracting the public.

The exhibits were obviously designed to appeal to the average Plaster models of the layman. eye, the heart, and other organs, , gave a general impression of what these organs looked like, while detailed photographs, x-ray pictures, and movies, presented information in a more exact technical form.

I could quickly perceive, however, that the richest store of information lay in the doctors, nurses, and technicians who were present at every exhibit.

For example; in exhibit one, there was a very ordinary-looking gentleman seated beside an anaesthetic machine.

I leaned over the guard rail and asked him how Nitrous Oxide (a tank of which was in the machine) came into use as an anaesthetic.

The story he told me was amazing.

Before he had finished, there were about twenty people gathered around the booth, each one straining to hear this little man tell of the American dentist who first made use of the unique “laughing gas” as an anaesthetic.

The facts which most impressed me about Mediscope were the tremendous opportunities which I could see in almost every exhibit, for the application of mechanical and electrical engineering.

In exhibit 22, labelled “Internal medicine”, a Kitchener doctor told me of the wide use that medicine is making of radioactive isotopes in diagnosing functional diseases.

In the booth, he had two scintallation counters, each consisting of a detector, photomultiplier, an d counter.

It was easy\ to see how both electrical and mechanical engineering could be applied to improve upon tracing techniques.

Another impressive man whom I talked to was a Toronto brain surgeon, who outlined the use of the electro-encephalograph machine to diagnose mental and some functional diseases.

He also spoke of the use of a high frequency electric arc knife which he uses in all operations.

This knife not only cuts finer and cleaner than the conventional knife, but it closes off the severed blood vessels as well. My talk with this man was worth the entire1 visit.

The scope of work covered at this exposition was much too wide for me to deal with here.

It served its purpose well, for it offered the layman a chance to have a closer look at the oncemysterious science of medicine, and it offered to those interested, the opportunity to make further contacts with some great Canadians. The opportunities of applying electrical and! mechanical engineering to further improve upon present techniques and equipment is staggering.

What better way is there for an engineer to serve his fellow man !

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MEMORIES Well, Freshman Week is over.

Most of us will retain its fond memories for a long while.

Soph versus Frosh; Vigilante versus Loofes; Tribunal versus Retalco; our refreshing and stimulating jaunt through the woods with its nearness to Nature; the romance of our serenade to the Arts students at six o’clock in the morning. Ah yes, the haircuts and the Another step has been taken in Engineering Society and the Cord life. turbans, the plungers and the it was decided to continue The Engineering Society will the unification of all faculties on Weekly signs -long will we remain conthe Enginews on a arrange the mailing of the Cord the University Campus.

The two publishing scious of those niceties given us at no cost to all offEngineering Societies have unaniyear around basis. However, this Weekly by the Sophomores, especially the fall with the advent of a Unicampus Engineers.

During the mously voted to drop bi-weekly haircuts!

The electrifying susversity Student Council and past spring and summer months and publication of Enginews and join pense in the courtroom; the tense forgotten the E#ngin- for special occasions such as electhe Cord Weekly, making it a differences battle of wits between Sophomore Enginews will campus-wide publication. eering Society again brought up tions and dances judge and Sophomore counsel It was decided that be published.

The Engineering Originally the Enginews was the question. with the monotonously regular one campus-wide paper would aid Editor will be responsible for published during the spring and verdict of, “Defendant guilty as all Eagineering contribusummer months when except for in unifying the students of the editing chargedI”. and Waterloo College tions which will appear in a speEngineers the campus was de- University Nor will we forget that epitomy the friction as well as give ‘everyone a more cial section of the Cord Weekly. serted.

Following of dances, “The Plumber’s outlook on campus Paul Koch. which developed between the homogeneous Plunge”.

Come now, you must remember - the one for which our friendly Sophs gave you the names of those ravishingly beautiful( ?) nurses - for the mere and charge of twenty-five head, to be bullied about for the Now we are part of the team. nominal Yes indeed we went through cents to cover handling.

And the or would we unite We had received our recognition the initiation exercise’ and came next week, through it-all in one piece too ! and rebel against it?” I must ex- as much as we had earned it; we music, ah yes, the music - heartnostalgic, wonderful for situation. had submitted to the rules and rendingly Will we do it next term to plain here the two-fold singing, beautiful for listening.

Some were just scared to have we had rebelled against them. others?

This is apparently what it takes Oh well, we didn’t go there to Has it been of value to the their locks shorn off, others were just rebellious for the sake of it. to become part of a University, dance anyway-or did we? Funstudents concerned ? ny, I can’t seem to remember!

I considered that the and to be proud of it.

These questions and many oth- Personally Remember the fun we had dowas a moral necessity to Bill Ubbink, 1As 4 ers have been foremost in the haircut ing animal imitations?

I’ve never freshmen’s minds during the in- prove to oneself that one was not seen so many diead horses outside chicken.

Nevertheless the exciteitiation week of this fall term. a glue factory. appealed to I can’t imagine Am I, as a reporter, able to ment of a rebellion that any of you have forgotten the answer them definitely?

No. Any me. many hours spent in that labour answer is debatable.

My aim Saturday came, and most freshGermany’s late Cardinal von of love called shining the Sophotherefore is to analyze the events men appeared at supper with the Faulhaber of Munich once had a more shoes. and our reactions.

You may sup- prescribed cut.

Some longer, conversation with the renowned Yes, Freshman Week is over, ply the answers according to your others shorter, but cut. mathematician, Albert Einstein. but it will be long remembered 3wn judgment.

I must admit that my heart “Cardinal von Faulhaber,” Ein- by all of us-mainly because On the day of registration we pumped a rather large amount of stein remarked, “I respect reliwe’ll be thinking of the pleasant received a special copy headed blood through my arteries when gion, but I believe in mathematics. little tortures we’ll be handing *‘Freshmen”.

Placidly we read it I entered the barber shop.

Probably it + is the other way out next year. What, us worry?

Our hearts bounced through.

I must also admit that I came around with you.”

Garv Lambert slightly when we finished.

It was out of the barber shop a new “You are mistaken,” the CarEngmews Editor. just as we could have expected. person in looks and views. dinal retorted.

“To me, both are We had thought of this before, I think that this was the commerely different expressions of nevertheless it came as a shock. of most freshmen. the same divine exactness.”

Our lovely groom cut down to mon reaction “But, Your Eminence, what the maximum length of one- Our burden was now considerably We accepted the humiliwould you say if mathematical quarter of an inch; wearing a lighter. science should some day come to turban; carrying a slide rule, log- ations and took them as gentleshoes, lighted conclusions directly contradictory tables, and a plunger-all this in men; we brushed played “dead horse” to religious beliefs?” public too - furthermore each cigarettes; 10% Discount and received tickets; all at the “Oh,” answered the Cardinal, “I would have to find a dance partto Students command of our fellow and sen- have the highest regard for the ner. ior students. competence of mathematicians.

I Outrageous ! ! !

247 King St. W. never rest The first workout at six a.m. am sure they would However it was only WednesKitchener their misday, and the ordeal was not to was as lousy as it was early. The until they discovered take.” come until Monday.

Why worry Wednesday night workout howabout tomorrow?

Besides there ever was great fun. All the formwere forgotten; we was work to be done. There were er worries were there to drill or be drilled. books to be bought, at hair-raising prices; rooms to be found, and I think the final score was evened Pablo Matchetski, Pres. tasks it will be necessary to have made livable; acquaintances to be when the vigilantes were forced This is the first opportunity we the co-operation of each and to find refuge in the physics buildmade. every Arts student at Waterloo. rapid mud fire aimed have had, on behalf of the newly Soon Friday came and the dor- ing under formed Arts Students Council, to Too many activities and projects mant worries probed and were in their general direction.

There greet all the members of the Arts here turn out to be one-man jobs. found to be shared.

Friday afterwas a lot of it that week-mud I student body.

The council ex- Do not allow that to happen this The opposition showed noon there was considerable talk mean. tends to each and every student year.

Beware of hiding the light great sportsmanship, and from of rebellion against the situation. the warmest possible welcome of your talents under the bushel “By Jove,” we asked ourselves,” our side, any hard feelings were and the hope ‘that each of you basket of selfish, self-contredness. were we, almost two-hundred now erased.

Be on the alert for situations may have a successful and profitable year at Waterloo.

We look where you may apply your talents forward to serving you in the and creative abilities; support coming year, and will endeavour your teams and school activities; to carry out the type of program do your best, at all times in the acceptable to the majority of class room, and above all keep in WATERLO students. mind at all times that you are of Waterloo and should As most of you know this is students our first year of functioning as therefore think and act in a manpart of a University and of oper- ner befitting a student of a Canaating under our own political dian University or College. system.

We would ask you then, If you have any ideas or sug1 12 King St. S. WATERLOO to be patient with your class re- gestions that would, better our Telephone - SH. 2-2282 presentatives and your executives %udent Government or benefit as we seek to establish and mainthe Arts students in general tain the rights and freedoms of please feel free to discuss them the Arts students. with your class representatives or All this will not be easy, therethe Arts Students Council execufore we must plot our course caretive. Remember, your interest in fully.

For the first time we will student affairs is necessary if we have to co-exist with not one but are to operate at our most effitwo other councils.

This will cient level. Let us move forward mean some compromise on our together showing the administrapart, but we must also have the tion, the community and other 323 KING ST. W. ability to take a very definite Canadian Universities and Colstand if this is necessary in order (OPPOSITE BILTMORE THEATRE) leges that we are capable of takto protect our interests. ing our place, as mature and inKITCHENER, ONT. To be able to pursue these telligent beings, in student govL f policies and to accomplish these ernment.

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Looks like apathy has a grip on the Freshman Class already.

There wasn’t much interest displayed in the election campaigns.

Only ten per cent of the Frosh The optimistic spirit is also attended the speeches made by heightened by a 30-7 win over the two men who showed enough Carleton - the first win in three interest to run for President. years for the football Mules.

It What a contrast to last year! was extremely gratifying to see Congratulations to Bruce Lumsthe team in a winning cause and den on his election.

Let’s hope the new feeling was enjoyed by he gets some support from what the handful of fans present.

“One is supposedly the most talented win does not a championship group on campus. make”, but it does at least create On Thursday of last week one a bit of spirit.

Before the season member of this group was giving is over, there is always McMaster a tour of the and O.A.C. around to throw a two of his friends campus he knows so well, (he’s wrench in things: been here three whole weeks!).

There seems to be a better Deciding that the Men’s Dorm attitude this year.

Outwardly it was a must, he led his friends up may not show too much.

There the stairway to Willison’s “Halare only a handful of fans out at lowed Halls”.

One of our more each ~game but at least they are considerate residents informed enthusiastic - and we can always him he was trespassing.

A tubhope for more! bing would have been in order, So you see the picture is indeed and he may rest assured that this rosier.

It will be the season of will be the procedure next time. our “coming out to prominence”.

Take the hint, dry one, and get Let there be no sceptics in the lost! house; you will be sorry, you will.

It’s good to see that Conrad Hall has a new list of tenants.

HowMULES WIN OVER CARLETON! MAC 13 - WATERLOO 1 ever, the females on the campus Led by a re-built defensive For a team that only two years are still sadly outnumbered.

The squad, the University of Waterloo ago was the doormat of the overseers of the Girls’ Dorm had Mules won their first league game league, the Waterloo Mules made a great time during Initiation in three years by trouncing Carlethe MacMaster Marauders fight Week using evil smelling potions ton University Ravens, 30-6. for their lives to sneak away with which must have been stolen The defence, which seemed so a win in their scheduled Thanksfrom a Middle-Age alchemist (No, porous only a week ago, exhibited giving Day football game. not Harry Southam!)

The makethe improvement which everyone up only served to enhance the The improvemem over the first had hoped for. With the coachwas really stupendous. looks of the young ladies . . . . game ing assistance of Lenny Ford, the washed However, the one mistake that when it was eventually front wall smeared the Ravens’ of the decided the game was made un- lff; but the supervisor rushers for a net gain of only Local sewage works is convinced fortunately by the Mules.

108 yds. as opposed to 429 yds.

The blocking of Barrett, Weiler, that someone in the city is using the week before.

Only the conbath salts.

Tice, Thompson and Ireland on rare smelling sistent passing of the Raven’s the front wall enabled the backs Laboda prevented the Mules from to match the Marauders yard for The same names running wild. yard.

The powerful running of seem to appear each week and Red Archer accounted for half of this is no exception.

Targosz, the Mules 166 yards of rushing.

Rosenberg, Archer, Frausen, Arie Johnny Enns ran the ends well and Kuntz stood out from a hoar;d but seems to receive no blocking -You have 2 cows Socialism of improved linemen. on the secondary.

The pass reyou give one to your neighbour, Let’s not forget the offensive ceivers continue to run no pat- communisln - You have 2 cows team, which scored thirty points terns (if there are any) and so -you give them .both to the more than they did a week ago. the passing is still negligible. government.

Led by the elusive sweeps of John The Mules failed to click inside New DealYou have 2 cowsEnns who rolled up 108 yds. for the 30 yard line after Walt Arie government shoots one cow, a respectable 8.5 average, and the and Bill Weiler recovered Mat milks the other cow and pours power running of I Archer and fumbles.

The linebacking of the milk down the sewer.

Rosenberg for 1291 and 46 yds. reRosenberg, Weiler and Kurtz was Capitalism - You have 2 cowsspectively, the Mules provided the a decided improvement. you sell one cow and buy a bull. small crowd with some entertainSocial Credit--You shoot the bull! ing football.

The blocking was

This is the year that we begin to come out of the doldrums in sports at our dear Alma Mater.

This is the year all the Mule Teams begin to make their presence felt in inter-varsity competition, and this is the year that the campus activities will begin to form into a well developed and organized program.

Sound too optimistic?

Perhaps.

But then again there are innovations around the University that point to this new development.

Then too,, there are some things that have to be improved.

The biggest improvement in the Athletic field comes in the form of a new member of the staff. The “powers that be” finally saw fit to appoint an assistant to director Totzke and a McMaster graduate, Dan Pugliese, was given the position.

Dan has been working as if he meant business, (ask some of the boys on the football team if you don’t believe me), proving himself a ball of fire in Now we have two all respects. of a kind working in our hallowed confines of Seagram gymnasium.

more apparent on the line as was the quarterbacking of Brian Brock who seems to improve game by game.

Rosenberg started the scoring on a 2 yd. plunge.

Archer’s quick kick was recovered

by Dave Craig who ran 63 yds. before being hauled down on the Carleton 1 yd. line. Archer then carried it over.

An interception

by Dan Yarmey who lateralled to Doug Drynan provided another Mule T.D. John Enns counted two converts and a 23 yd. field goal.

Brian Near then picked off another Carleton pass and raced 50 yds. for the last Waterloo T.D. Congratulations, men, for a job I well. done!

And now that we have more staff we have better organization drop over to the gymnasium some day and see the “new look”.

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On October 8, 195,9, a team from Waterloo College entered the Track and Field, Tennis, Archery, Baseball playday *which was held at the University of Western Ontario. A team, coached

by Miss Ann Turner, director of girls’ athletics, was composed of: Carol Dietrich, Donna Kelly, Marjorie Smith, Dale Perrin, Joan Rennie, Beth Koch, Janice Inglise, Liz Elmslie, Marg Steele, Ginny Leon, S,andra Brown, Liz Porteous, Barb MacKay, Brenda Good, Marg Emmerson, Shelley Finson, Joan Helen Reesor, Young, Mary Ellen1 Campbell and Hannah Mizuno.

The baseball tournament was rained out. Donna Kelly copped a first, and Carol Dietrich a third, SOCCER Waterloo lost to the O.A.C. in the dash, but other track events were won by Western.

Archery ‘ ‘Aggies” by a score of 6 - 0. too was won by Western.

HowPablo Matchetski displayed briltournaliant goal-keeping despite in- ever, the tennis (doubles) ment was won by Helen Young juries he contracted throughout All Rex” re- and Dale Perrin of Waterloo. the game. “Rampaging made an impresceived two spikes in the side of in all, Waterloo showing.

Congratulations, his face, but said Rex, “It only sive girls!

The next athletic activity hurts when I frown”. will be basketball.

Please watch One may scoff but Waterloo for further notices. was rated the stiffest opposition the first-place ‘ ‘Aggies” have faced.

The Waterloo team had only six practices previous to their first game.

It seems as though the soccer team has a fine KITCHENER season ahead of it and also is deSH. 3-1407 serving of student support.

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One cow dies, the bank seizes the other one, then asks you to send up the milkcans, the churn, and if it does not smell too bad, the manure.

They use the manure to fertilize their annual statement in the newspapers.

In the meantime you go on relief.

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Initiation was a success but one criticism has been rendered,. Some of the language, and so-called jokes, by certain members of the freshman class at the Court proceedings proved most embarrassing to the ladies who were present. Let’s hope there’s no repetition of this crude type of humour.

Boy Scout Apple Day passed by again on Saturday.

One individual looked extremely happy when purchasing his specimen of fruit.

When asked to explain his obvious glee he remarked that he was on his way to see the doctor’s wife. (An apple a day keeps the doctor away! ) The Mules, after giving everybody something to cheer about, came back to reality last Saturday against R.M.C. They played an interesting game - most people prefer football.

The display proved there’s still one quiz game left - “Where’s My Ldne?”

Out of town students returning to Waterloo will be pleased to know that a new radio station is now operating in this district.

They’re playing some unusual music, one program included Chopin’s Etude for the Left Hand Only - he wrote it while shaving. Some new ideas in broadcasting are being tried by Alcoholics Anonymous; they’re taping different types of burps and presenting them on a coast-to-coast hiccup.

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you be able to deal with people in your everyday relationships with them, will you be able to follow the leadership of others, as wefl as lead yourself, etc. etc.?

This too is a part of education in my opinion the greatest part.

Education is a preparation for life, and you do not find life in a classroom.

Your whole future lies before you; it is up to you as thinking individuals, in our modern society to prepare for that future.

A freshman stood at the heavenly gate, His face looked tired and old.

He stood before the man of fate For admission to the fold.

“What have you done,” Saint Peter said, “That makes you so unique?”

“I’ve been a freshman, Sir” he said “For five days and nights last week.”

The pearly gates swung open wide, Saint Peter touched the bell“Come in and choose your harp,” he said “You’ve had your share of hell.”

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To this place in early Autumn, When the leaves have started falling, Come all kinds of adolescents, From the village called Toronto, From the wondrous scenic Northland’ From the hamlets of the country, Searching for an education.

Every year the tribal ritual, Known as the Initiation, Brings these neophytes to order.

Moulds them into scum, submissive, Moulds them into froth, attentive, Moulds the mass, though unreceptive’ To esteem their elder tribesmen.

Sophomores, the men of action, By the riffraff, most respected Ran the tribal greeting party.

Ran it with a sense of humour, Ran it with a touch of friendship, Till their leader, EVER TAL;KING, Spurred the young braves on to scalp him.

When the moon was at its highest, And the stars above were gleaming, Seven of these braves, intrepid Searched all night for EVER TALKING. Then they found him, meditating In the wigwam of the bookworms.

At their luck they shrieked ecstatic Jumped with joy at their goodfortune, EVER TALKING, quite indignant, At the prospect of a journey Humbly asked for retribution, Vainly begged for arbitration, Meekly cried for compensation, While the neophytes drove westward.

EVER TALKING felt degraded As his captors, in hysterics Carried out their plan of action.

Stripped him of his tweedy woolens, Fleeced him of his silken necktie, Pushed him from their auto, saying, “Hitch hike home in all your splendour”!

In the Torque Room of their wigwam Artsmen laughed at his abduction As they planned the weekend Pow-wow.

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by Seagrams For the Freshmen, and the Freshettes, For the tribal celebration, As a formal sign of greeting.

With the war dance but half over All the neophytes were welcomed.

At this sign they cheered, enraptured Threw away their purple headdress, ‘ashed away their smelly warpaint, onned their coats of Gold and Purple, roud to wear their tribal colours!

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Duri (all of us) set aside this Colossu: which has grown up on the twt campuses and get behind the Purple and Gold Show. The catch word connected with last year’: show was “pity”, but this year’: could become connectec show with a more terrifying word “apathy”.

Rehearsals for P & G startec out well enough, but soon lack o: support brought about the threa’ of mass resignation.

By Thursday however, pleas for support hat brought enough chorus members out to put life in the show and prospects look much better now.

To paraphrase a small part of an Irving Berlin hit: You get word before the show has started That your favourite college isn’t “U” Maybe that your chorus has departed Your stage not started But you go on.

Respect for the Universities and for the P & G would sink quite low if this show were allowed to die before opening ‘night; and yet there is still a lot to do. For instance, the stage will be put up in Seagram Gym on Saturday morning. ’ This is your chance to help. The fellows can help build it and the girls can work on the curtains.

So be there on Saturday morning and stay until you honestly feel that you have made a sincere effort to help with the show.

The show is about the complications and chaos that go into putting a P & G show together.

The two producers, played by Morley Rosenberg and Tony Dodson, find themselves in the precarious position of having both to write and direct the new show.

Their ugly secretary, played by Laura Neff (who in real life is most attractive), keeps things

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When the stage-manager, played by a Freshman, Al Emerson, finally books the gym for the production, he is informed that the basketball team has also booked the gym for a game. Nor is this the only problem which troubles the stage-manager!

He and Laura are at odds because of their difference of opinion on the subject Df engineers (Laura thinks they 2re mistreated) but Al and she Finally resolve their difficulties in a beautiful love duet which is the culmination of their love affair.

Meanwhile the professors get vind of why their classes are halfmpty and why the marks have lropped from “A’S” to “D’S”, when ;hey realize that the beatnick en,ertainment in the Torque Espres;o Bar provides a better means of lassing the time of day than hearng discourses on John Donne of he Diet of Worms.

Morley and Tony have a rough ime finding a leading lady who s sexy enough for their tastes, )ut Laura finds a student on lampus who will just fit the role. rhis student then disguises her;elf as a chanteuse and auditions vith a sultry rendition of a torch ,ong and captivates the two proiucers.

The members of the football earn volunteer to act as lifeguards when a brewery donates L swimming pool which is sup)osed to provide more relaxations or the over-worked students.

The engineers then commandeer the ighting panel and try to zero in bn the practising kick-line with ittle success.

The last scene of our show imulates the imaginary opening lumber of the play which is being brepared on stage and in it we

John Enns, and backing hirn is a nucleus of both former members of P 8~ G and Freshmen.

The business end is under the directior of Lindsay Scott and Bruce Clarke while the advertising is being handled by Don McLaughlin.

The kick-line includes our lovely cheerleaders and the chorus i: composed of thirty well-trained voices under the direction of Jim Neeb. The acting, directed by a talented Freshman, Peter Minsky, is being done by people wellknown on campus, who take a goulish pleasure in impersonating some of their favourite professors.

Book and lyrics (after much cut1ting), are by John Erb, with music from a number of sources.

Music is by an unmention1production ;able and the choreography is by a dance instructress, 1orof essional ,Miss Jillian Hatwell, who has (zreated some terrific scenes. John / (sarrow will use his talents, de11Jeloped last. year, to do lighting zlnd the colourful sets have been (designed by Bill Tremaine.

The show appears to have the lotential of bei g one of Waterr must also be a 00’s finest, but /it inancial success as well as an ntistic one, Therefore it is up to JOU to go out and sell tickets to Tour friends and your family.

It ooks like a fun packed evening illed with the entertainment you ike to see, about yourself and the leople you know.

P.S. The title for the show, :“Don’t Tip the Canoe”), is from ;he Latin phrase, quite loosely ranslated, meaning; “Don’t tip ;he canoe or you’ll have the Tiber, nside ‘er.”

‘Waterloo University College and Waterloo University are presenting their anual Purple and Gold Musical Show in Seagram Gym. This year’s show is called “Don’t Tip The Canoe?‘. The show portrays the development of chaos that results when an annual P & G show is staged.

There will be five performances: Nov. 25, 26, 27, 28. Four evening shows, curtain time 8:30 p.m., plus a Saturday matinee, curtain at 10:00 a.m.

The special feature of the Saturday matinee is that elderly and confined people are admitted free,

transportation being provided by the Service Clubs in the area.

All in all a most enjoyable evening of entertainment is in store for everybody.

Support your Universities!

Admission: $1.00 general. $1.50’ reserve section.

Matinee: Students half price.

For further information and tickets, call SH. 4-8141, Waterloo Zollege.

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Ethyl-A real living doll! ! Phone SH ... ... .. of catching fish.

Basium-What is done with dead F&&n-Science The “Cord” to date has published Haitch Two Hess Hoch Fourpeople. tion regarding the issue of federation German Sulphuric Acid.

Boron-A boring moron. the student body.

H&--Exclaimed by certain chemTO THE WOMEN 0: F INTEREST technique of (1) The editorial staff of this paper has endeavoured to Bosch Process----The istry teacher whenever it starts FJSWER ‘IIHPS IF’ YOU .CAN! thoroughly confusing everymirror the majority opinion of the Arts students; that to rain.

It’s a shame that two spirited thing.

Ideal G-Never mind! opinion being pro-federation. lies have been broken by a Iodine -A popular comic strip Part of the comBoyle’s Law I or ie-track trainer!

(2) The positive values of federation with regard to student character. mercial process for making tea, Why can’t something be done activities and student government have previously been coffee, etc.

Krypton-Superman’s home. al:lout the quality and price of voiced in this paper.

Oxide - What holds an ox to- ’ fo lad around here?

Apparently C,H,QH-This needs explaining?

(3) SUCH EXPRESSION OF OPINION SHOULD NOT gether.

SC)me people even prefer to eat at Electron-Miniature Sputniks.

BE INTERPRETED AS MEANING THAT THE ARTS tk:te Grand Grill.

Silver-The Lone Ranger’s horse.

Electron Dot Configuration-PatSTUDENTS #ARE IN FAVOUR OF FEDERATION AT Why can’t the administration for washing dishes. tern seen in front of the eyes Zinc-Used ai zd board of directors settle the ALL COSTS. after a hard night.

Nitrates--Cheaper than day rates. of the status of this PI roblem (4) The Arts students are aware of the fact that there are C ollege, University or whatever more important issues to be considered than student it is? When my grandchildren ask government and activities. m le where I got my “higher edu(5) Academic and administrative issues which involve the C.; ition” I‘ll have to blame it on “1 WATERLOO faculty and administration of I i SOMETHING-ORstatus of students, Weekly: “The Mules took their L 0 THER”.

Waterloo University College are still in the process ’ IITo the Editor Dear Sir, usual beating last week, even L Why aren’t there any names on of negotiation.

Phooey on Sinbad Brittle and though they did score nine points, I t1 re Phi Delta Pi list posted in With reference to the editorial of last week: the editor would Why not use Seagram Stadium 1 t1 le Lounge?

Are we too selfish to other demented people who make like to clarify any misunderstanding of the subject. and anonymous re- as a Parking Lot instead of a1 g ive of our time for the benefit of sly, sneaky .

(1) The editorial was written primarily to illustrate the marks about our football team. chopping block for a bunch oi I 0’ thers? athletes?

This woulC I Although the Mules are not a out-classed Why is there such a big stag positive values of federation with regard to student particularly strong team, they do oenefit more people and save some : li ne at our dances?

‘Have the government and activities. of them the embarrassment oJE ccallege gentry two left feet?

(2) ?&e paragraph regarding “power, politics and prestige” : the best they can. watching the local boys being ,’ What’s the matter with the ArtsIf Sinbad and others are interdoes not refer to particular personalities or individuals. it ested in seeing a winning is just a rotten and in ien? Aren’t we capable of any team humiliated”, We have no access to the intimate details of the j here, I suggest that they do some- completely stench-foaming piece : ir ltelligent shenanigans-such as Do you think the ! S’wiping doors, raiding negotiations . . . and rightly SO. However, it would be : thing about it. If they are lost of garbage. the hardplayers like to go out every nigh1 t u rare store for knives, making and naive not to entertain the thought that in negotiations I for ideas, I have one. in the cold and the ? r; sising such humourous little of this sort, each group strives for its own advantage; 1 A survey could be made of the and practice high school football leagues in mud and the rain, and know ir 1 fl !ags? such advantages having varying degrees of value with 1nnt=rri~ A m-n11n nf interested the back of their minds that theJ 7 Why hasn’t there been any rexnus tne purpose or tne students respect to tne total situation. get beaten the following could write letters to might ponse to the suggestion made paragraph in the editorial was to plea for objectivity Saturday?

Do you think it’s nice t wo issues some of the more outstanding ago concerning the o suffer serious injury during Nhoosing of the campus queen? and not to refer to any particular personalities or / players suggesting that they conevery game?

Do you think WE f the suggestion , sider the possibility of enrolling is that bad, at individuals. ike going out and getting, as you at Waterloo.

Personal testimon> east you could let us know.

And finally, it’s a shame that to the effect that this is a fin6 ;ay, humiliated?

Believe me, we don’t feel huwo spirited fillies have been institution and offers many oppor and we are far from tunities would certainly meet wit1 1 r niliated jroken by a one-track trainer.

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Anyone else for we could induce five or six out. - i athletes”. van a single game all season the iorseback riding?

SH. 2-2672 standing football players to come \ lesire and the spirit were there here. it could mean the difference ____---~ ?Je don’t need anybody to tell u: between a successful season ant ?HE DELTA BI vhen we played badly. We know an other dismal one.

To be or not to be? Are we i t and we have to live with it I have no respect for peoph beally a sorority ? Rumour has it 2nd we don’t need any armchaia :e Sinbad who are afraid to sigr Published by the Undergraduate students of the University of Waterloo an hat the Phi Delta Pi is a large Waterloo University College, at the Board of Publications, Room 105, Willis0 In Zord Weekly writer to tell us, 01 Lorority in the ‘States and by Hall, Waterloo University College. Phone 4-8741. The opinions expressed al -e th eir real names under their opin. those of the editorial and publication staff, and are not official opinions of tl: le / ioi -13. ,he College, what we did wrong ights we should be a branch of Students’ Council, or the Administration, unless otherwise stated. jr where defeat lies.

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D. Mented #his sorority . . . if we maintain Editor: HAROLD BREWER ;on who writes “Nearly News’ #he name. A sorority, of course, Managing Editor: MIKE WHITEHEAD Sports Editor: GLEN LUDWIG Business Manager: TOM FREURE Sports Columnist: MERRYLL GRAHA: las any intelligence at all (which 3ar Sir: )nly accepts the girls with certain Advertising .Mgr. : RON BERENBAUM Women’s Editor: DALE PERRIM ; question), that person had bettel Engineering Editor : GARY LAMBERT There appears in the Core qualifications.

Surely we do not Typists: gpHG&T@ LEON, CAROLYN JOHNSON, AUSMA TEIGASTS, MARI scribble about something of which e’ekly a column entitled “Near vant any girl in the school exa or she has at least a little News” written by a so-caller eluded? On the other hand, if we <nowledge. iinbad Brittle”.

The person wh( lecome known as the Women’s Morley Rosenberg. rites these articles apparently ir Undergraduate Society, what will raid to sign his or her real name ve do with our Phi Delta Pi pins Dear Mr. Editor, r fear of being laughed at. md what about the pride we take What objection can there be tc n what we call our “open sororn’t think the so-called humou: people parking or ty”? the column is very funny a as out-of-town This is only one of the the south side of Dearborn St problems 1. The personal remarks am that plagues the execuWest. It is wide enough and thf 3es are of a sarcastic and cynica ;ive so if you have an opinion OPEN AN ACCOUNT is not too heavy.

Also tture and the sense of humou r traffic .et’s have it! We are checking on thi: :hibited, (if that is what it i there are no residences with other Universities and sororNo Interest or Carrying Charges side. I hope that we shall con pposed to be) is very warped .ties but it will be up to the girls tinue to be allowed free parkim To be able to write a gossil ;o make the decision.

DIAMONDS OF QUALIT’i here. lumn (if that is the intentiol Plans are quickly formulating Out-of-Towne the writer) the author mus Eor our Christmas program.

How ! able to laugh with, as well a does this sound? We wili all meet (Continued from column 5) the people he or she is writinj 2t 5:QO p.m., on Thursday Dec. 3rd Room 9. Why else would it caust lout. I, myself, have written fo: the hose to break in two, tang& .n the Dining Hall. After dinner is paper two years ago, and an: we will sing Christmas carols and the clothes around the wringer 2tement I made was careful11 ;hose who are interested will go and pump a sudsy deluge ovel ought out beforehand.

The per orphanage where the basement floor, all in ont ;o the Waterloo n writing this trash has nc we will put on a Christmas prosession? lity, coherence, or purpose ir zram for the children.

This Also possessing a hostile person ind, besides being ignorant. should be a lot of fun-both for ality, similar to that of our wash Every week this writer has hat the kids and for the sorority. er, is the blind of Room 5 whicl few choice sarcastic remarks tc Hope you can come. springs upward rapidly withou ake about our football team any provocation (unless it re BEAUTIFUL SOLITAIRE AND SPARKLING DUET ow, I think criticism is fine if i MATCHING WEDDING BAND ceives its cue from the outdo0 CUES FROM CONRAD constructive and well balancei; Set in 14k gold.

In 14k. yellow or white gold. audience) at very inappropriat On November 10, the girls’ Fully Guaranteed and Insured. ut to come out and say for es Fully Guaranteed and Insured. moments.

The repair man comin dorm was invaded by a group of Only $99.50 nple quoting last week’s Cor Only $150.00 to remedy this arrived at an un Lutheran Pay $1 .OO Down - Weekly high school students LAYAWAY FOR CHRISTMAS Pav $1 .OO Down Weekly ual hour, shocking at least on from Welland.

We hope our stusident into sudden wakefulness dious attitudes (assumed for the For, lading Beauty . . .

By the way, “ Is everybod occasion) made a favourable imappy ?” If not, please consul pression. tr bearer of good cheer fror The pile of laundry is increas3om ,4. ing as we anticipate the removal Geraldine Duquette of the meter from the washing machine.

It will certainly be a Music - News - sports relief to wash unaccompanied by the tick of the meter in constant reminder of the cost of this priv50 King N. Waterloo ilege!

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This is the triumphant yards for a touchdown.

Al Wilcry of Engineers after the En- liamson then went in, replacing gineer - Artsmen football game. Jim Hull, as quarterback.

In the last five minutes of play Although credit should be given to the vain attempts of the Artsa safety-touch was scored making men, they didn’t have the drive the final score 14 - 1 for the necessary to defeat the Engineers.

Engineers.

This was evident in the fact that The teal?? was formed in about the Artsmen could get very few two weeks by John Shaw, Dave TIME! What is it? The dictionfirst downs against the EngineerStewart, Cam Wood, and Jim ary defines it as “the system of ing defensive team.

As I stated Hull.

Dave Stewart and Cam those relations which any event in a previous article, the plays Wood handled the offensive and has to any other as past, present were designed to baffle the op- drew up some of the plays. or future.

The significance of ponents, and this was accompAlthough the team had only “TIME” is very strongly felt on lished very well. At one point in four practices, they worked toany campus, and especially in an the game, Artsmen were so baf- gether as if they had been playing Engineering or Science course, fled by the exceptional faking of all season. but we, nevertheless, find “TIME” the Engineering offensive, that By completing 5 out of 6 passes for the various social functions they were tackling everyone in and gaining tremendous yardage, around the University. sight.

While all this was going the Engineers outplayed and outAll these things are important carrier slipped 0 n, t h e ball passed the Artsmen.

The Artsmen to campus life, but what happened through a hole in the line and team agreed that if the field had last Wednesday, November 11th went on to score a touchdown. been in better shape they would For those of you who did not have been beaten at 11 a.m.? Were we all too busy by a greater rushing to our next class to stop get out to see the game, here is margin. for “TWO MINUTES” as a com- a brief summary of the highlights.

Team spirit was very high on plete student body and remember.

The first touchdown was scored the Engineers on a reverse to both sides; however, Surely we can all spare two by Dave Hutton displayed an edge here and it is minutes a year to pay tribute to the wingback near the end of the the opinion of Q.B. Jim Hull that those who found the “TIME” and second quarter. Dave went through this spirit was a great help in gave up th eir life for the way of a hole in the left side of the line winning the game. life we all enjoy today, and for and ran about thirty yards for the Our hats are off to the team who the high ideals we believe in. T.D. At half-time the score was showed that once again the EnWhether or not we can, or even 6 - 1 in favour of the Engineers. gineers can come out on top.

During the third quarter, Phil/ want to, spare the “TIME” it fs lip, took a direct handoff, and Better luck next year Artsmen. i our “DUTY” to do so. due to excellent faking, sneaked Fred Clement / We as students of the University through the line and ran forty Sports Editor 1 of Waterloo should make definite 1arrangements now that a repeat of / this year’s disrespectful performance will not, occur.

Let us resolve now to take time next November 11th to have a RememJf all denominations; the purpose Both the University of Waterloo brance service as well as a comthe spiritual food University Col- is to provide plete halt of all activity in the and the Waterloo on Christian 2nd strength necessary to mainUniversity’s buildings for at leas1 lege are established the former of a nontain our Christian faith and our the traditional two minutes sil- foundations, I denominational character, the lat- search for truth and freedom ence. within the academic atmosphere. by the Lutheran In future years let us be re- ter supported Non-denominational does Therefore it comes as an opporminded of our duty by the last Church. not mean sectarian by any stretch tunity for all students and prolines of a familiar poem: of the imagination, but rather a fessors, an opportunity which deIf ye break faith with us who strong and definite Christian velops more and more into a basic point died of view without catering to any necessity and obligation for those We shall not rest in peace specific denomination.

The Col- who attend regularly.

May we Though poppies blow urge upon those who have not lege, on the other hand, although In Flai?ders’ Field. the joy of founded and controlled by the shared this privilege V. RUDIK 2A Lutheran Church, has not used choosing freely that which is for and welfare of the Institution to propagate or the strengthening force Lutheran ideas upon the our best selves.

This is students or professors. evident by the large number of pre-theological students of other CRESSMAN Early one night, I think it was denominations who find Waterloc SHELL SERVICE / eleven, a satisfactory setting for their 100 King St. N. - Waterloo An engineer, crashed the gates of educational preparation prior tc Specializing in servicing Heaven; entering the theological schools Foreign-make cars. of their own denominations.

We Eager to taste the contents rich also have a surprisingly large dew, number of Roman Catholic and He passed an artsman enjoying Jewish students.

Everything in Photography the mellow brew.

What relation, then, does this EDDIE BLACK’S “Sit here,” he said to the husky Christian basis have to the acaCAMERA STORES plumber, demic freedom which we so high8 Water St. N. - SH. 3-7122 “We’ll ’ not let differences our ly prize in the University environKi tchener drinking encumber, ment?

A key to this is found in the words of Jesus Christ when But let’s not -be too friendly, not he discussed both truth and freeat all, For he that drinks less shall pay dom in the 8th chapter of St. John, Hertz Rent-A-Car the 31st and 32nd verses: “If you the toll.” are faithful to what I have said, 73 Frederick St. “I agree,” said the smiling en- you are truly my disciples.

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(J. B. foaming beer, Phillips Translation).

The educational philosophy of both instiFor any plumber who can’t entutions, if they are to stand on joy this brew, the Christian position, is that Is not wor,thy of our Waterloo U.” truth in it’s fulness and real freedom are achi?ved -only when we And so they drank, and drank, are conscious of and determined and drank, ‘Till finally, the artsman fell to stand upon the basic tenets of the Christian Faith.

Non-denofrom the plank. minationalism does not water And here is the moral of our down or wipe away these basic small bit: tenets, but rather strives to search There’s no competition for- en- out and maintaih the common gineers . . . yet. belief and heritage of the whole -Gab Bianco, lA+s-1 Christian Church.

This is the setting of the Chapel Compliments of Services provided each day in the “No trwer words have Music Room of the Arts Building RAND GRILL 1 from 9:5O to 1O:lO a.m. Speaker: been spoken than, Crime WATERLOO . come from various denominations , does not pay.”

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Each day at the University of Waterloo, brings many changes in the buildings and grounds of our newly-formed campus.

We are presently viewing, with great pleasure, the progress being made in applying the finishing touches to our magnificent new physics and math building.

The spacious lobby, the students’ lounge, the marble stairs, the luxurious office wing, and completely equipped labs and classrooms, and the beautiful faqade, all make us proud to be a part of this great adventure in education.

However, we would like to see a lot more information presented to the student body, on the future plans for our university.

We can only surmise what our campus will look like after the present frenzied construction has been completed.

New roads are being constructec; where will they go?

New buildings; an engineering building, and a student office building, are rumoured to be scheduled for construction in the near future; but where, and at what cost?

We will be offered post-graduate work at some future date, and the university will be able to give accredited degrees in all fields of scholastic work? at a future date; but when?

We students have been told by the administration that our presence here at’ the university is its only reason for existing.

We are the university!

As a university, we would like to know where we are going, and how long it is going to take f6r us to get there.

Ron Church, Enginews Editor,

#midA L Here’s to John Beam He and his boys He’s really a scream Make quite a noise And oh, how the females adore As the>- go about their devilme-nt. him.

They travel the campus He brightens our day And make a big rumpus, More than we can say / But we know that it’s really wellThere isn’t another soul like him. 1 meant.

When he pulls a trick -We laugh till we’re sick (Taping the phones is just one of them).

But let us declare If he wasn’t here The girls would have no one to humour them.

Dear John we must close And get the old nose Back to the proverbial grindstone.

But before we go We want you to know Without you we’d be very lonesome.

Signed: “Secret Admirers”.

S Three weeks ago, the U. of W. Amateur Radio Club held elections and installed the following officers: Eric Manning-President Pete Cover-Vice-President Ron Tedball-Recording Secretary and Treasurer Paul Tait-Sergeant-at-Arms With this problem taken care of, the club immediately concentrated on writing and approving ’ the club constitution, which was passed with 1100percent approval.

At last Tuesday’s meeting (Nov. 10) several proposals were put forward.

It was mentioned that code classes should be begun to instruct our non-licensed members in Morse Code. Also, it was suggested that we have technical lectures given by a guest professor (club presii and Eric Manning Having several licensed dent). “hams” with us, it was also detided that a club station should be arranged for as soon as possible, with all the facilities for communications, so that a cornpetent message service could be run, as well as other activities of “ham” radio.

The equipment we obtain, however, is dependent upon the size of the grant we obtain, and at the time of writing, information regarding this was scarce.

It is our desire that we will be able to afford the Heathkit Mohawk receiver, and the Apache transmitter.

Anyone interested in attending the meetings, is invited to come

I Tuesday, November 24, at 7:30 p.m., to room 138 in the Chemistry building.

73’s Paul Tait.

Editor’s Note: Other clubs associtited with the University of Waterloo, are encouraged to make use of this paper to inform the student body of the club activities, NEWMAN CLUB: Sunday Nov. 22 the Newman Alumni are sponsoring a Communion Breakfast.

This will be held immediately after the 9:OO a.m.. Mass at St. Louis Cfiurch, Allen St. E., Waterloo.

The national executive of the Canadian Federation of Newman Clubs will be present. Guest speaker will be Rev. L. A. Wemple B.A. Ph.L., Dean of Christ the King College of the University of Western Ontario.

1Transportation can be provided 1if necessary-just notify one of your executive members.

AND DON’T FORGET the Weiner Roast (inside) at Paradise Lake Wed. Nov. 25. Again, 1transportation will be provided -meeting place to be announced.

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Gs One might call this the off season in our College sports and consequently there is precious little to write about. I could make some predictions but they always turn out wrong, or I could blast off about some controversial subject which in turn pleases few, angers many and helps nothing.

And so what is left for an uninspired sport’s columnist to write about? The only thing that comes to mind is the delicate subject of football.

With the cleats and shoulderpads tucked away for another year, it might be well to review this year’s highlights.

We won a game. This, first and foremost, is quite an important accomplishment. As I said at the first of this year this is our year to begin to come out of the doldrums.

Next year should be even bigger and better.

But yet there are some difficulties to be overcome.

If we are going to be any sort of a threat, we need to have the players practising before the school term begins.

This is an old theme’ and enough has been said about it.

In the financial world, if a . company is at a standstill, they often call an expert in for expert aid. This could be true in the football situation here. Now, before anyone jumps to conclusions, I want to say I think Coach

Totzke has done as good a job a1s possible with the material at hanc But then, sometimes an expel can make even more out of th material which is to be uset This is only food for thought bt one can see a good example c its success when Carl bro,ught i Lennie Ford this year.

The lin play was a standout over th season.

And so these are but a fel observations that one might make You have probably formulate d your own opinions througout th e football year. $4 2; <: Bowling seems to be the be; ;t organized and attended activit Y this year. Jim Sernasie has don e a good job in all respects; hi energy coupled with the fine cc operation of Bob Totzke of th e Waterloo Lanes is resulting in a great deal of fun and exercis for all. Every Tuesday 20 team of six players are participatin and some high scores have alread been turned in. Tops in this dc partment is an amazing 365 rolle

by Paul Rempel.

There is one unfortunate draw back. The bowling schedule clash es with curling and those wh want to play both games are UT able to do so. It is with the hop that something might be done t remedy this that I close th column.

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The annual classic conflict of the Art’s-Engineer’s Mud-Bowl was played on Wednesday, Nov. 11. The Engineers out-waded the plucky Art’s team with the result that they won 14 to 1.

Early in the first quarter, Toivonen, booted a 50 yard kick for rouge; putting Art’s in the lead 1 to 0. After much fumbling and exchanging of the ball, the Engineer’s offensive team jelled in a 40 yard drive that was topped off by a 20 yard reverse run

by Mitchell, with a hip block thrown

by Spencer.

In the second half the Engineers were never in trouble because their strong defensive t eam wouldn’t yield. any yardage to the non-existant Art’s offense.

Hull completed a few beautiful passes that pulled the Art’s defense

apart.

He then called an oA tackle counter-play that went 3 yards with Phillips carrying, t make the score 12 - 1 for the Er gineers.

Late in the last quarte: the Art’s quarter Sergeantson, back, was tackled by the who1 .e Engineers team for the safety touch that made the game 14 for the Engineers.

Carl Totzke and Dan Puglies .e deserve a vote of thanks for thei .r cooperation and good refereein g throughout the game. Games an d rivalries of this nature enhanc e the school spirit and do an endles amount to help the students t get well acquainted.

The on1 excuse the Art’s gave for thei defeat was that the Engineers ar used to wallowing in the mud a week, with the result that the were playing in their element.

The latest series of Sunday ex7ening lectures at First United Cl hurch, .Waterloo, will be of lramount interest to all stu:nts here at the University.

Tl hese lectures cover a vast and vi ta1 area of geography and The / th lought in our world today.

1bEittle of ideologies is reaching : high-point now in Africa, hina, Germany and the Middle Ist, and would appear to have :en settled in Soviet Russia.

The first of the series concerns Nhat I Saw In Germany” and ill be delivered by the Rev. r. H. E. Ashford of the Missionar ‘y and Maintenance Departm ent of the United Church of CZanada.

This man possesses a ealth of experience regarding m any countries, but his knowledlge of Germany is particularly re vealing.

The opening night of the sey ie s, which starts at 7:30 p.m., Sl unday, November 2.2, 1959, will fe !ature as guests, the A Cappella C hoir of Waterloo Lutheran UniVf ?rsity.

This is one of the first to be given by P’ ;Iblic concerts 01 Jr own college choir under the CE tpable direction of their organiz er and leader, Rev. Dr. Dolbeer, ampus Chaplain.

The succeeding Sundays will cc mcern themselves with China, R, ussia, Africa and the Middle E; ast, respectively, and will be di scussed by well-known personal ities like Rev. James Endicott, M :.A., D.D., winner of the Stalin PC2ace Prize for his efforts in tr ying to bring communism and :mocracy into peaceful co-exister Ice. The next &ee speaker W ill be Rev. Dr. Dorey, forme oderator of the United Churc Canada, Rev. A. C. Forres A., B.D., editor of the Unite hurcb Observer, and Dr. Georg 0th of Metropolitan United i )ndon, Ontario.

These lectures, highlighted b in tellectually and spiritual1 st: imulating Question-and-Answe zriods will be well worth al te nding.

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The officials were getting desperate. But one, or maybe two, of the populace had faith.

They walked among the rank and file spreading the word. Failure, they said, would be bad. Their losses would be great.

Their prestige would dwindle.

The common folk listened.

Three, or maybe four, agreed with one, or maybe two.

Five, or maybe six, agreed with three, or maybe four.

The symbols were now appearing in public. People wanted to buy ducats.

Where were the ducats?

The leaders of the groups were excited.

Naturally.

They had support.

Lots of it. An assembly was called.

And a decision was made.

There will be a I? & G show!

A vote of thanks to the dining hall staff for cleaning the silverware and glasses - prices should be next thing due for cleaning.

This column originated in a P. 8~ G. rehearsal.

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Engineering IB moved atop the standings in Intramural hockey play Thursday night with a tight 4-3 victory over Eng. 2B. Eng.IAs remained undefeated by downing Frosh A 3-0, they tied in their first game, and Frosh B came through with a 5-3 victory over PreEng. The basketball schedule seems to be falling on its face as ,five out of six games were defaulted.

In the game that was played, Eng.lB posted a 4.1-18 victory over Eng.lAs. Frosh B won by default over Pre Eng; Eng.2A won by default over Pre Eng; Frosh A won by default over Jrs.-Srs. and Frosh B won by default over Sophs.

Jrs.-Srs. have now defaulted three games and the Seminarians have agreed to floor a team to take their place.

However there will be no games played next Monday,.

Nov. 23 because the P and G Show will occupy the gym

The multitudes were indifferent.

They didn’t seem to care. They expressed contempt.

One, or maybe two, cherished a faint glimmer of hope. But the general masses - they weren’t interested.

They spoke o.nly of disparagement.

‘Don’t have the time,’ or ‘Too busy’ were the pathetic chiches offered in disdain.

But one, or maybe two, still harboured a potent flash of desire.

Days past.

Progress was non-existent.

The organizers expressed trepidation.

Signs were posted. Some of the rabble read the tokens.

Some of the common herd laughed at them.

Some of the ‘hoi polloi’ signed them; not their own names, of course.

One, or maybe two, of the proletariat urged their comrades to participate.

But the mob would not listen.

There were too many things to do, places to go, and lectures to miss. More days past.

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