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WHAT Uniwersity Appoints Vice&esidents The appointment of academic and administrative vice-presidents at the University of Waterloo was announced today by Dr. J. G. Hagey, University President. Professor T. L. Batke has been named vice-president, academic, and Allan K. Adlington has been appointed vice-president, finance. Dr. Batke is chariman of the university’s chemical engineering department. Mr. Adlington’s new duties will be in addition to his responsibilities as the university’s comptroller.
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HAPPENED Sitting in the press box last Saturday at Seagram Stadium, watching the Warriors give the game away to R.M.C. Redmen, I realized something was drastically wrong with the team and/or its coaching staff. The team was a physical match for its opponents but was by far outclassed mentally. The R.M.C. players showed that they wanted to win the game both on the field and on the bench. Waterloo showed but brief flourishes of this desire. Both R.M.C. touchdowns” were direct results of costly Warrior gambles on third down situations. Whether these decisions to gamble for yardage were made from the bench or in the’ huddle, someone has to be at fault. To state that a team does not gamble in such situations will do no good but seemingly someone has to inform the team about a little sound strategy.
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Why did quarterback Aldridge play almost the full game despite injuries which obviously hampered Lhis efficiency. He seems to have a competent replacement who spends most of his time warming the bench. What about it, coach? This week the Warriors will meet MeMaster. The score may be a repeat of that run up by Mae three weeks ago or the Warriors may rise to the occasion. As of now the Warriors have *a record of three wins and three losses. The upcoming game will decide whether they will finish with a winning or a losing record over the season. A Warrior victory would give us our first winning season in football. So coach let’s see a little action this week and try to tell your defensive team to stop standing up on the line like ten pins. Mae has some pretty big bowling balls.
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“Dr. Batke has served the university with distinction since joining the faculty in 1957 when we introduced our co-operative engineering program,” said Dr. Hagey. Since Ehat time, he has played an increasingly important role in a wide variety of academic and administrative affairs in the continuing development of this new university.” Dr. Batke holds degrees in engineering and science from the University of Toronto. After completing his Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees in chemical engineering he took his doctorate in physical chemistry. In 1950 he received a post-graduate fellowship from the National Research Council to conduct research in chemistry at the University of Leeds, England. Before joining the Waterloo faculty he taught at the University of Toronto and University of Massachusetts and held research positions at Canadian Industries Ltd., and the DuPont Corporation, Wilmington, Deleware. He is a member of the Chemical Institute of Canada, American Institute of Chemical Engineers, Association of Professional Engineers (Ontario), Engineering Institute of Canada, The Faraday Society, and the American Society of Engineering Education.
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“Mr. Adlington has administered the business affairs of the university since its inception and has consistently demonstrated his .ability to accept increased responsibilities during the rapid growth of this institution,” Dr. Hagey stated in announcing A. K. Adlington’s new appointment as administrative vice-president. A graduate in political science and economics from the University of Western Ontario, Mr. Adlington was appointed business manager and bursar of Waterloo College in 1955 following five years of industrial relations and finance accounting experience with Dominion Electrohome Industries Ltd., Kitchener. He became business manager of the university when it was incorporated in 1957 and was appointed comptroller in 1959. He is an executive member of the Canadian Association of University Business Officers and a member of the Kitchener Chamber of Commerce and the K-W Kiwanis Club. He served on active duty with the Royal Canadian Navy during World War II and was wounded in Sicily in 1943.
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If you have ever contemplated the expenses of a funeral, you will realize that the above headline is meant in deadly earnest! As someone once said, “We not only have to keep up with the Joneses in life - we have to go down with them in death.” 2 r;Fent‘years the problem excess finery of funerals” has been the topic of rnany heated speeches, articles and debates. If you would like to be a part of such a discussion - this time with the facts given to you by a representative of a funeral parlour - come to the Student Common Room next Wednesday, November 15, at 8.00 p.m. Mr. E. M. Brookes will give us an outline of the problem and an informal discussion and coffee will follow.
Ever since October 12, 1961, there has been a noisy monster in the Students’ Offices of Annex 2 attracting large numbers of after-lunch spectators. It seems as though people are always fascinated by the efforts of one ham to reach out and talk to another across an air wave, and there is no exception here. The awaiting crowd is often rewarded but the lunch hour traffic is not the best, and we would be pleased to see these speetators at our regular Tuesday night meetings. We would then be able to offer some real entertainment. Using the call letters V E 3 U 0 W, this staion has been on the air over 60 times to date. This activity is very gratifying to the few who realized that an amateur Co&d.
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be the one session, all those concerned with organizations must be present if they wish to be included in the yearRealizing that our photo- book. We would also ask graphers cannot be in atten- that all the gentlemen eondance at all the social func- ‘eerned wear white shirts and tions, the yearbook staff ties. More specific notices requests the assistance of the regarding this matter will be student body in supplying posted on the various bullesome candid shots for the tin boards. We hope that forthcoming yearbook. If everyone will co-operate in anyone feels inclined to use this effort; but the responsihis blackmailing powers this bility rests entirely on the - if you wish way, he may leave any individual pictures in the Board of your picture in the yearbook, Pubs. mailbox opposite the be present for this session. Registrar’s office. If so indicated, these pictures will Write-ups be returned later in the year. ‘Organization Needless to say, the pictures for Yearbooks should be interesting but Responses to our first republishable. quest was very poor. We have asked that all organizaGroup Pictures for the tions on campus submit a Yearbook very brief outline of their Within the next week or activities. Such an outline two, the yearbook staff hopes could include the purposes to acquire the services of a of the club, the executive, professional photographer to and any highlights of the take group activity pictures, Club’s activities, etc. These as well as certain individual photos. The plans, as of yet, outlines may be placed in the are tentative, but we hope mailbox opposite the Registhat this will take place trar’s office. some afternoon after five o’clock; since there will only Ruth Weir
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The CORYPHAEUS Published by the undergraduate student body of the University of Waterloo, under the authorization of the acting Board of Publications. Publications Office, Annex 2; The University of Waterloo, Phone SH 5-0571 and SH 3-2681 The opinions expressed herein represent the freedom of expression of a responsible, autonomous society. Editor-in-Chief: George Welsh Associate Editor : Brendan OConnor Production and Circulation: Jim Stewart, Bob Sexton Feature fiditor : Sandra Sanders News Editor: Earlby Wakefield Engineering Editor : Adrian Weerheim Arts Editor: Ron Hornby Sports: John Stirrat, Lewis Taylor Science Editor: Joe Mazur Contributing: Paul Beam, Wallace M. Krawczyk
The Tongue is Never Tied Concerning language, like so many’ other things, we in Canada are in the unique position of sitting on the fence. We are taught the “proper” brand of English but are subjected to the constant barrage of “American” English. Thus far, the extent to which the Americans have modified the English is by changing the spelling of a few words such as “color” “nite” “ thru” and so forth. There is certainly no cause for alarm on our part. If anything there is a certain amount of jealousy that we cannot use such forms and have them accepted as being proper. Never let it be said that theirs is the lazy man’s way out; rather let us say that they have simply chosen the easier of two paths. In the U.S., “Webster’s New American Dictionary” was recently published and judging from the accounts I have read, I would say that this book makes some rather drastic inclusions. For example, let us trace a new American word back to its authoritative source. A well known baseball player is chasing a fly ball and the sun gets in his eyes causing him to drop the ball. “Doggone! I fluffed it” he exclaims. Because Willie Mays uses “fluffed,” a word is incorporated into the language that is truly indigenous to America. “To fluff” - to make an error, to miscalculate. Wonder of wonders an American word is born - which will eventually find its way to Canada. We will accept it informally as a matter of course but for a long time it will be frowned upon by those who know better. To cite such an example is perhaps a bit extreme but it does serve to illustrate a trend. Language is not ,a static thing; it is evolving and in this evolution, the popular spelling or usage will always replace that which is deemed correct. There are always die-hards, I being one, who will attempt to maintain the “English” way to the very end. We will always fade from the picture. When the Americans finish revising the language, it will bear the same resemblance to the present day English as this present day English bears to the middle English of six hundred years ago. I am, really not against it for to say such a thing would be like saying I am against the rotation of the earth. I am merely pointing out that there is a definite evolution in language. In six hundred years who knows what we will be speaking - if we are speaking at all. Can anyone answer such a question? I say “nyet”. George Welsh
COWCEIYSUS ANUSTAGNATION _. I am a first vear student and probably just as aware as G. Whiz of that “great dark cloud of Apathy” which persists at this institution. But to my way of thinking, the fault lies not with the freshman class. Mr. Whiz’ apparent reliance on the recently initiated group to dispel this air of apathy immediately brings a question . to mind. Would he expect the addition of some fresh water to a stagnant body of water to result in the creation of a fresh body of water? It is the source of the stangancy, “last year’s bunch,” which must be dealt with. Organization usually begins in the hands of the
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LET’S SECEDE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Now that eertain groups in Quebec are advocating secession from Confederation I believe that it is time that we in Ontario contemplate a similar step. Some may ask why we should secede? One only need look around him to find the reasons. Here we are an English speaking island surrounded by the French on the East, Americans on the South, wilderness on the West and snow on the North. It also appears to be the only way to escape from the prairie politicians in the Federal Government. There are two requirements for a successful secession. The first is that our leader must be a blind fanatic who knows only that Ontario is always right. Only a New Democratic Party member born ’ in Ontario could possibly satisfy this condition. The second requirement is an active organization like the Rodney Cloverdale Society to back the leader. This organization would ferment strikes, riots, and other types of violence and would therefore be organized along the lines of Jimmy Hoffa’s organization. After we succeed in seceding we will stop all trade outisde the province. We will nationalize all indsutries, return to the Americans all the capital they invested in Ontario with a polite “No, Thank You” and then make all the foreign executives swim the Niagara River. When this is completed we will immediately barricade and mine all the borders to prevent those on the outside from sneaking in when they see how prosperous we have become. After this we will expel1 all foreigners whose ancestors have not been continuous residents of Ontario for five generations. This would leave only the truely loyal Ontarions. There would then be a vast improvement in radio programming as all stations would be required to broadcast alternately Ontario’s National Anthem “Ontario ‘Is Right, The World Is Wrong,” and announcements , stating “Ontario is right, the world is wrong.” Finally we would reintroduce the language of the Algonquins who were really the only true Ontarians. This would be the main steps but there would be other minor ones such as shielding the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara so that it could only be seen from the Ontario side. With all these ends to work for, why don’t you rush out and burn down a building tonight to start the secession ball rolling?
Ed. Note: Thanlc you very much for the amount to the editor. It is most encouraging and I sincerely keep up this response.
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Dear Editor: , It is my considered opinion that the proposed coat of arms for our beloved university, not only fails to identify the university, but’ could also identify, equally well, a collection of morons or idiots from the nearest mental institution. The much hackneyed motify of 3 liens smeared across a multi-coloured back-ground of gaudy silk hardly emits a sense of sober thinking and learning; but rather,, that of utter confusion. Originality is lacking; sense of taste is lacking; identification is lacking. In fact the whole crest is lacking. I would much rather see a plainer crest in both design and colour, that at least takes the smallest step towards the identification of the University of Waterloo. Well, I’ve said ny piece, so what! By the way, what’s wrong with an English motto? Respectfully yours, J. D. Wilson, Eng. Yr. I Dear Editor: In regards to your Editorial “Give us this day” of November 3, I lay down in a dark quiet room and tried to conjure up scenes of horror and suffering and worry about the cry for twenty guaranteed years for our generation, as you suggested. I concluded my session by realizing that feared both challenge and death. The first is obviously ridiculous because a challenge is the essence of life. Without challenge life would be dull and useless, a fact which almost everyone will admit. To fear death is unreasonable because few people know what death really is, or means. (Christians believe in ascension into heaven, so a true Christian does not fear death). Besides this, no amount of fearing will help the situation. Try a more optimistic attitude next time, you’ll find it much more enjoyable. An interested reader * Dear Editor: Congratulations to the girl who rebelled against the phrase “pretend to be here for an education.” However this “thirst for knowledge” she boasts of (on behalf of girls) must be found in the common room. More girls there than anywhere else! A Realist Dear G. Whiz: We hope we won’t spoil your fun for this week, but we do resent being called “stagnant”, We have been at the University of Waterloo now for a little more than a month and already we are called apathetic. What do you expect from new students? How many students going in to university run all over joining clubs and organizations in the first month and are still there in the last month? Not too many, unless they’re geniuses. (Met any geniuses lately?) How many activities can you enter when you have 5 or 6 hours homework a night. Let us get used to the school. Then we can start saving time by cutting down on the nonessential work (if there is such a thing), then show us what the easier side of the university life is like. If you will notice, we said “show us”. Where is the leadership at this university? Where are the senior students telling us just what it’s like to be in this club or that one? When have we had examples of “senior spirit”. Surely not at the initiation. The only spirit there was in the Loofes. (Maybe the seniors are saving their spirit for the local hotels). In spite of this sterling example of senior disorganization, the Engineering I students managed to get a few floats in the home-coming weekend celebration. Remember you can’t sell anything without inspired advertising even if you have a potentially huge market. Had any inspirations lately? You say - no. Aw, that’s too bad. Maybe next year you’ll get a load of pure spirit instead of freshmen. Lotsa Luck. Yours sincerely, Curtis Dwyer Dougals Graves Darrogh Christie Peter Fletcher
Four-Month Terms For Engineers? ,The administration of our university have proposed to divide the calendar year into three academic semesters. A letter has been mailed to all engineering students, both on the campus and in industry. Enclosed with each letter was a questionnaire, which should be filled out and returned to the university by November 15. For the results of this questionnaire, watch succeeding issues of the Coryphaeus.
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By G. Whiz These buildings of ours need only a smokestack and a noon whistle to complete the factory image. These bare walls of brick, window brick, etc., so smooth, so inanimate, they fight against the “college image”. I suggest a few hundred ivy plants slapped on the walls would go far towards increasing the old stihool flavour. I ‘am sure the administration could purchase a few little ivy plants, then after it took hold, they could perhaps budget for five or ten men to keep it in check. \ * * * *My hair has the unpleasant habit of growing in, with monotonous regularity. I need a haircut once a month ’ but I need a trim every two weeks. The trimused to be about half the price of a haircut but nowadays barbers charge the same price for both - $1.25. I personally have three choices: 1. I can go around looking like the original. shaggy dog; 2. I can risk letting my room mate play “barber” with his weird little Philishave; or 3. I can pay $1.25. These tonsorial boys really have us over a barrel.
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There are a few engineering students who carry their slide rules in a leather case which is clipped on to their belts‘and flops loosely at their sides. I get the impression that they are frustrated gunslingers. They could perhaps fix a horse’s head on the case to further complete the image. Every time I see one of these types I have the urge to rush up to him and tell him that if he were to tie down the floppy end of the case he would get a much faster draw. If the demand were great enough, I’m sure that Mrs. Fischer could order the horses’ heads and rawhide thongs.
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I saw what the lack of “spirits” did to the spirit of the crowd last Saturday. If this is the price of being a well behaved little boy, then I say that the price is too high. There is an ever increasing tendency to staid and prudent victorian ltype behaviour these days and it is gradually killing any “joie de vivre” that was formerly associated with going to univeristy. I suggest that the faculty might be well advised to form a “Watch on the Rhine” type of committee before the traces are kicked. * * * * Could you imagine someone like George Crabbe being trapped in an echo chamber with that blond cheerleader?
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PLAN OR DIE Never have people been so aware of an impending war and done’ so little about it. The governments involved are spewing out weapons and propaganda; the people are being apathetic or aloofly amused. Perhaps this attitude is unavoidable as world opinion is having little effect on an increasingly irresponsi, ble Russia. Preparations must be made. Two separate programmes are necessary; a satisfactory warning’ system, which the government is presently conand a realistic structing, protective plan which as yet is the responsibility of the individual. Yet does not this responsibility lie with the institutions with which the individual is indentified? If so, the University of Waterloo is responsible for the welfare of its employees and students. As it is not probable that Kitchener-Waterloo will be - a target area, the chief problem ‘is one of residual radiation. It is only necessary to provide protection against direct exposure to settling particles and to be supplied with food, water and air for a two week period. Such a shelter could be readily incorporated into some or one of the new buildings. At present we lack even the rudimentary protection afforded by a basement. Gary Palen : Deirdre Plomer
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Probably most of the stud- What facilities would you like to see included in the ent body is aware that two Student Union Building. groups of students converge I would like to have the following facilities included: after sunset on clear nights Brigitte Bardot as receptionist, a drinking fountain that for practical demonstrations runs whisky, a drinking fountain that runs tomato juice of their daylight lessons. for the morning after you’ve been at the whisky fountain, These groups are the Arts Gina Lollobrigida as coat-cheek girl, a place to sleep for students taking a. course in those nights the landlady won’t let you in, A cafeteria based Natural Science and those on an Automat system to cut out line-ups, a room for Science students taking Phy- parties of all kinds, Sophia Loren as cigarette girl, a Record sics 237. The subject, as you Library of jazz --,cool and hot - with a stereo system built should have guessed by now, into the ceiling, a Steam Bath Room, thick broadloom that is Astronomy. you can flick ashes onto, a Viewing Room that shows uncut The instructor ‘of the- European films, a Barbershop with May Britt as manicurist, course is Dr. R. A. Snyder, a Fall Out Shelter, a pool, a Car Library (filed alphabetically a Biophysicist by trade but according to make and year) run on the loan system: you an Astronomer at heart. The punch a card and pay nothing - except for fines if you Astronomy “department” is keep a car longer than the allotted time; ‘63 Thunderbirds provided with an observation can be kept on, reserve for over-night loan only. l platform on the roof of the A Dreamer, Electrical Engineerina South wing of the Physics The surroundings should be traditional, with s&h things building and a four-inch teleas oak-panelled walls, a stone fireplace, and kerosene lamps,. scope on a permanent mount so the students can relax, free from the atmosphere of plus several smaller portable modern progressiveness. Also there might be included such ‘scopes. The average person doesn’t portraits as the first girl student, the first engineer to flunk, and Dan Sehauss. In the most prominent part of the building realize the value of having some knowledge about those should be erected a monument to the immortal bridge mysterious, shining objects player, biting into his queen of hearts as he trumps wiEh in the sky. But think of the his tunafish sandwich. Leonard Miller, Arts II impression a would-be Casanova could make on his After some careful thought, this is what I really think latest belle : “Darling, your we need in the Student’s Union Building: teeth, your smile, they’re There should be a box in which any student organization like the Corona Borealis; that had typing to be done could deposit the material to you eyes, they shine like be typed. This material could be picked up by a hired Castor and Pollux; your . . . ” secretary regular intervals. This would spare harried (but before she threatens to students theat problem typing minutes, letters, and sundry make his eyes shine like other items which areofengendered by club business. black and blue, like, Casa‘I Richard Taylor, 2A Mech. Eng. nova better not go any further). Think of her adThose students who attended the last Waterloo-McMastmiration when, on asking the er football game in Hamilton were truly green with envy time, she receives the reply: at the sight of their Student Union building. It contained “What time is that, dear, many wonderful things which I would like to see in our new Standard, Universal, or Sid- Student Union. ereal?” I feel that our building ought to have the greater part About this time. she should of one floor devoted to a great hall, with a snack bar and be ready for the “silvery tables ‘at one end, and a raised platform at the other. The moon” bit: “The brightness stage should have plenty of space for a dance band. The of the moon is due-to its hall should also be equipped with hi-fi and tapes, so that i present orbital position at students will be able to dance when a band is not, in atperigee on the line of apsides, tendance. the surface, having an albedo The remainder of the building should contain offices for of 7%.” After such a romanStudent Council and other student organizations. The Board tic interlude, the couple of Publications would then have enough space in which to should be ready to get down work and turn out a better newspaper. There should also , to earth. be common rooms where students can study, including a. Recognition should be larger one for reading and listening to music from a pinao made of Professor Snyder’s set aside for the use of students. Last, but not least, I would giving of his time after hours like to see a games room, equipped with all the facilities for while the other profs are Bridge and Chess. where they should be Earlby Wakefield, 3A Chemical home, watching Huckleberry Hound. Author’s Note: 1n the in-
radio station was an essential part of the University, and who have striven for its installation for many a year. It is also a tribute to the electronic equipment and component manufacturers and distributors who donated cash or equipment so generously, making this$ station possible. At the moment the station possible consists mainly of a Geloso terests of avoiding TR222 transmitter, a Hallivulgar misconeeptioy, I have crafter SXllO receiver and a avoided using a certazn phrase. 3.5 Me doublet antenna. But as you’qe probably already There are now eight licenced thought of it, I’ll say it hereoperators in the club, and Astronomy is the study of Heavenly Bodies. There, I’ve several are doing their darndest to learn code so as to said it, and I’m sorry. J.C.M. qualify for that much coveted “ticket”. The plans for the immedi2% DANCE ate future are affiliation with at the American Radio Relay First United Church League (the great pioneering Cor. King and William organization of amateur Friday Nights 8.30 radio) and participation in a cross-Canada university net (this net is not in operation “Ode to Herta” at present). In the more distant future we envision a To you dear girl, I write this “shack” with test equipment sow, and ham gear where anybody Just because I think you’re wrong. - from tinkerer to Ph.D. can experiment at will. And since you feel the way you state If you feel that you would that I should set you like to be an integral part I feelstraight. t of this great facet of campus We men are not all bad you life, just check the bulletin see boards for our notices and come out to our sessions It’s just that girls are a some night. necessity For dances, parties, and football games We would be lost without For That Unusua! “them dames”. Gift Visit the And if we’ve got the dough WINDMILL SHOP to spend A woman is a man’s best 4Ss~g5S&S. friend. Nevig Eman-on
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This letter is in answer to the plaint of that sporadism the Coryphaeus, .to the effect that the student body is stagnant. In the following; I propose to try and convince the hoi polli of this university that an unlimited number of people is a bad thing. People, to exist, need food, water, air and lebensraum. To live they also need culture, I challenge and *happiness. Every extra person that is born adds to the pollution of water, air, and food that now detracts from the joy of living. Every new person’s needs are guaranteed by the state and welfare agencies whose cry is a thinly disguised “To each according to his needs, and from each according to his ability.‘?
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The University Lof Waterloo Warriors lost their first home game of the season to the previously winless R.M.C. Redmen by a score of, 13-7. The game from this reporter’s viewpoint. was lacklustre. The Warriors seemed overconfident about their supposedly easy victory, but the Redmen outhustled them from the opening kickoff, capital1 . izing on the Warriors’ mistakes. There was no scoring in the first quarter but early ‘in the second quarter after the Warriors had lost the ball on a third down gamble, R.M.C. took over the ball on the Warrior 15-yard line. In the next play a handoff from MacDonnell to Hart resulted in the 15 y&d touchdown. The convert attempt was wide and the Redmen led 6-O. ’ Early in the third quarter, the Warriors showed signs of life when they took over the ball on the R.M.C. 43-yard line. From there they marched for their lone touchdown of the afternoon with Aldridge scoring on a six-yard “bootleg” around left end. With Gubler’s convert good the Warriors held the 7-6 lead. 1 Later in the third quarter, another Warrior gamble on (Thus as extra people are of third down resulted in R.M.C. taking possession on the greater need than ability, the Warrior 25-yard ’ line. Four plays later McPhail plunged standard of living as a whole 3. yards for the touchdown and with McBride’s convert is lowered.) ’ good, the score read 13-7 for the Redmen. ‘The standard of living in Sports Notes : the- Western world can alThe Warriors, although they gained more yardage than most be shown to be depend- R.M.C., counted the same number of first downs - fifteen. ent on some limiting of The Warriors had a total of 257 yards gained - 264 by The proceedings of the able at that time too. In those areas rushing and minus 7 by passing. R.M.C. gained a‘ total of Dave Rumpel reported for reproduction. Society meetings of Oct. IO, Roman Catholic 222 yards - 154 by rushing and 68 by passing. The Warriors -the Student Council. The where the control Oct. 11, Oct. 31, were ratified doctrine completed only 2 out of 9 passes and had two intercepted at the meeting held on Tues- Christmas parade float is anti-birth sway, for example : while R.M.C. completed 5 out of 13 and had one intercepted.’ day, Nov. 7. It was the first under the direction of Paul holds Spain, Portugal, Warriors fumbled 4 times losing 3 while R.M.C. fumbled Dirkson - Science. E. Stud- Italy; meeting with full attendance French Canada, France, Eire twice, losing the ball once. Warriors were penalized for ents are requested to help and this year.. South America, living 35 yards and R.M.C. for 25. e.The treasurer’s report in- build this project. are below those of It appears that the En- standards Coming Events in Sports: I irp dicated all ’ finances were countries where birth control stationary for the previous gineering Society will be the has been practiced, in one The game this Saturday against McMaster Marauders I week. A’ motion to pay a only student group to have form or another. here will be the final game of the season so let’s all get out $25.02 telephone bill was\ Christmas cards on campus. and support the. Warriors. Game time is 2.00 p.m. is not by accident that The Eng. Sot. will be theIt underpopulated . passed. , countries receiving room in Annex 1 Negotiations have now been completed for the rental of ‘The Grey and Gold dance of the world such as Russia, the K-W Auditorium proposed, shifting of the and the purchase, of a Basketball report, showed that no Tea when United States, Canada, becomes effective. Floor for five league games plus one exhibition game. The Danie will be held in Sea- room the Scandinavian countries, Christmas Banquet first league game in the auditorium is against Assumption gram Gymnasium on Satur- willThebe on England and. Germany, enTuesday,~ Dec. 5, on December 15. In the pre-lim game J.V.‘s play their first day afternoon after the game at 6.30 p.m., joy higher living standards with a Seml- than league game against Waterloo College. against . MeMaster. Mr. the overpopulated dance on Dee. 8. , ~ I Totzke felt that it ,would be formal countries. Varsity hockey practices start this week. Home games Two representatives are . ’ too great a strain on the required #People of the university, in the new year will be played on Thursday nights. for NFCUS on $aning staff. ask yourself whether every campus. Intra-mural units get your basketball and hockey teams fecund person has the right, \ ‘There will be Grey and Ron Walker reported that in lined up right away! Basketball starts Monday Nov. 13, a moment of heat, to Cold dances ’ on‘. November the electrical equipment for at 7.00, Arts vs.. L. Eng. ; at 8.00, Science vs. U. Eng. Hockey 18th and 25th: The dance on decorative purposes, owned burden you, the taxpayer, Nov. 16 at Waterloo Arena, at 9.00, Science vs. Arts; the 25thwill be with a band. by the Engineering- Society with a liability ,in’ the form starts at 10.00, L. Eng. vs. U. Eng. of a child who must be The spring dance still needs was’ under control of the supported for at least twenty ) a definite date, a place to be Athletic ‘Next weekend the Rugger ‘Warriors play against ThornSociety and was years before he is added to held, and a band. Suggestions used by everyone. However bury Villians. Watch the bulletin boards for time and place. . , would be accepted and check- the only apparent damage to the ranks of the unemployed. As I see it the thing. that the equipment had been done I 1\ .- ed out ‘by Gerr,y Izzard. wrong with the plans of “The Society bookstore re- in the off term. It was sug- is war is that the bombs ports that Christmas cards gested that we contact the nuclear , are dropped in underpopuother term of Engineering . will: be sold shortly. Examisectors of Nevada and * nation reprints are now being students to determine wheth- lated er they would sell their share Siberia instead of overpopu,‘ made and should be available lated India or China. I think in several weeks. Note to all or pay the damages. 1 A motion was put forth to that with less people the Engineering Students . . . Winter jackets are at present put the control of the tele- world would be a better sold out and will not be ihone under the control of place to live in. Rabbit the Student C.ouncil if they ,available for one month. Ed. Note: , .New crests should be avail- would take it. 1. from “Communist Manifesto” by Karl Marx. OF WOMAN \ A nut tree, an ass and a woman are bound together - OF LIFE by the same law: None of the Abstracts, abridgements, three will do well if the blows please the fickle times. cease. I GEORGE CRABBE, COGNATUS The Library The Science Society StudAdagia Cl560 Brian Reid ’ OF BORES ent Council is a smaller Here’s g to woman! Would He; fella, you’re forget&g something! A bore is a’man who, when that we could fall into her edition of the, main Student you ask him how he is, tells arms without falling into her Council. The main purpose of the Science Council is to you. hands., . Are You A II B. L. TAYLOR represent the students of the II SWEENEY’S AMBROSE BIERCB ., UNITARIAN The So-Called Human Race faculty of Science. The SciMeats - Groceries (Giattan, Bittey’Bierce, p. 55) ence Council uses the money Without Knowing It? OF CARDS Teilet Articles OF MAN it receives from the Students 1 Find Out : . If dirt was trumps, what Man is the only animal 170 King North ‘. Council to sponsor activities ” Sunday, Nov. 12 hands would you hold. that blushes. Or needs to. SH 2-1970 . \> which are of interest to Rev. John Morgan CHARLES LAMB MARK TWAIN Science students. speaks on Lamb’s Suppers, Vol. ii (Pudd’nhead Wilson’s ‘WHAT IS THIS Cards were at first for New Calendar) The voting members are M & H. CitiesService, eUNITARIANISM?’ benefits designed, OF’ LEARNING elected in the Spring and it King & Dearborn Sts. 8.00 p.m. Sent to amuse, not to 4 college degree does not is the responsibility of every Complete , ” ’ Panel Room , enslave the mind. r lessen the length of your Science student to exercise f Kitehener-Waterloo Mechanical Repairs . DAVID GARRICK ears: it only conceals it. his right to vote ‘at. that B. F. Goodrich Tires Y.M.C.A. Epilogue to Ed. Moor’s ELBERT HUBBARD time. SH 5-0071 Gamester Epigrams The executive for the 61-62 d OF CHARACTER * . ~ll~llll~lli~~lul~lllllUrrlllrllllllllt~llll~~l~~ll~ year have been: Character is like a tree and HOLE‘N’QNERestaurant 1 g BARRONS Men’sWear f President: Doug. Evans reputation like its shadow. i Cor. Dearborn & King E 1 Vice-President: Ltd. I >a The shadow is what we think Famous for I = John Braun Anthony Vandepol = of ‘it; the tree is the real 34 King South, I g Home Cooked Meals I ’ Secretary : Beth Koch l thing. Waterloo and Snacks ‘ Iz 10% Student Discount 1g Treasurer: ABRAHAM- LINCOLN ’ f Discounts for Students” .’, Horst Wohlgemut 1’ (Gross, Lincoln’s Own Stories) : ~lill~llllmllllmlrlllsl~llii~lul~l~u~l~ll~llll~~ _.
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