1964-65_v5,n17_Coryphaeus by Editor Imprint

VOLUME

NUMBER

UNIVERSITY

OF WATERLOO,

Waterloo,

Ontario

THURSDAY,

RON DRAKE QUARTET

Calvert

The Circle K Club will present the first of a series of three, free jazz concerts this Sunday, November 29, in the Theatre of the Arts at 2:00 p.m. The lead-off group will feature the Ron Drake Quartet with Diane Mooney, vocalist. This concert and subsequent concerts on January 20 and March 7 are made possible by the Recording Industries Trust Fund through the Kitchener Musicians Association.

DON

COOPER

Dawe Drew The group is led by an experienced jazz musician, Ron Drake, who has done extensive work on television and whose piano stylings are inclined towards the Dave Brubeck tradition. The percussionist, Bernie Carroll, now studying in Toronto, is probably the area’s most up-and-coming modern musician. Larry Crawford, trombonist, has played with groups in Toronto and Buffalo. Rounding out the quartet is Dave Drew, bass, a talented and well known musician in this area who studied with Oscar Peterson in Toronto. Added to this, the concert will feature a fresh new voice on the jazz scene, Diane Mooney. Together, they will do songs of the Bossa Nova school as well as more traditional Gershwin and Les Paul and Mary Ford tunes. The group itself will feature a variety of stylings made famous by such .diverse groups as the Modern Jazz quartet and Stan Getz.

On December 4, Mr. Bill McWhinnie, Executive-Secretary of the Canadian University Service Overseas, will exnlain to the students of this campus the meaning and functions of C.U.S.O. Mr. McWhinnie will also describe his travels in Asia, Africa, and West Indies. He is a graduate of Toronto, receiving his degree, (Bachelor of Commerce), in 1961. He was one of the original members of the Canadian Overseas Volunteers and became head of this organization in 1963. The, C.O.V. was then changed to Canadian University Service Overseas ofI which Mr. McWhinnie is the Executive-Secretary

H.M.S.

With the growing abundance of phonograph records during the 1930’s it b&ame evident that all but a few musicians would soon be unemployed. Thus, in 1945, recording contracts were negotiated such that a fund would be set up from the sale of records, known as the Musicians Performance Trust Fund. This meant that a small portion of the monies from all musical recordings would be used to promote live musical entertainment, the funds being administered on a geographical basis throughout the United States and Canada. The purpose of the concerts is to provide free live performances at public institutions such as schools, hospitals, etc. The only requirements are that they be free and that they have a local sponsor, in this case, the Circle K Club. If well attended this year, this series of high quality concerts will be extended in the future.

PHOTO

Bill Koppens, Chief Taylor supervises.

Returning

Officer,

In the short history of this University, one tradiiton has firmly established itself as a festive and memorable occasion. This is, of course, the annual Christmas Banquet for stu,dents, faculty and staff. This year it is to be held one short week from /today, Friday, December 4, 6:30 p.m. at Seagram Stadium. This year, the theme ‘The Magic of Christmas’ was selected with the purpose of injecting a spirit of fan; tasy and fun into the proceedings. Indeed, what could be more magical than faculty, staff, administration and students wining and dining side by ; side and enjoying the fascinating pro~ gram (what else could it be with Dr. PHOTO BY DON COOPER Fryer as M.C.)? There are rumours Bernie C&-roll of candle light processions, gift exchanges, folk singers and maybe even , St. Nick himself. But basically, the banquet is intended to supply a sumptuous, traditional Christmas banquet, complete from turkey dinner to -plum pudding. Tickets will be available from the Compendium 64-65 will go on sale bookstore or from any Circle K for only five days from November member for $1.50. It is clearly not 30 to December 4. The Yearbook the intention of the banquet to prowill be on sale in the Engineering duce a profit, but rather to bring and Arts Foyers on these days. Comtogether the various facets of the pendium 64-65 will also be available University community in a gratifyin the college residences. ing and entertaining evening. Support this thriving tradition. Although Compendium 64-65 will use full color for the first time, the cost of the book for a student will remain at $3.00. which is below the ALCOHOLISM actual cost of the book.

DRUG ADDICTION Lecture by Dr, Purdy at 12 noon in the Theatre of the Arts. Cancelled due to lack of interest.

The first group of photos of campus clubs and organizations will be taken on December 8 and 10. Presidents of the’ clubs should check the schedules which have been posted in the Engineering and Arts Buildings.

PINAFORE

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FRIDAY,

casts

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SATURDAY,

THEATRE

OF THE

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Christmas Banauet “Magic of Chrikmas”

Compendium on Sale

CUSO on Campus

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NOVEMBER

GLANDFIELD

Pres.

Sixty-four per cent of the engineers on campus voted in the Engineering elections on Thursday, November 19 and elected a new Engineering Society A Executive composed of Pete Calvert as president, John Stirrat as Vice President, Bill Siddall as Treasurer and Glen Grosse as Secretary. Pete Calvert polled 54.3% of the popular vote to defeat Dennis Attwood for the presidency. John Stirratt received 67.8 % of the votes in the vicepresidential race. Bill Siddall got 58.3 % to win the treasurer’s position over his three opponents. Glen Grosse became the new secretary as he polled 44.8% as compared to Dave Kirshenbach with 37.6% and John Bergsma with 17.670.

as Derek

s at lL of The University of Waterloo attended the Tenth Annual Garrett Invitational Debate Tournament at the University of Rochester, Rochester, N.Y., between November 20th and 21st. The resolution proposed for the tournament was: “Resolved that the Federal Government should establish a national program of public work for the unemployed.” The University of -, Waterloo’s affirmative team was composed of Craig Parkes (SC., 1) and James Fisher (Arts 1). The negative approach was taken up by Michael Sheppard (SJC, Arts 1) and Stephen Flott (SJC, , , Arts 1). , Each team was matched against five other university or college teams during the tournament. When all the oratory, statistics, hot air, and related arts were cornpleted, the judges returned their verdiet: St. John’s University of Queens, New York won the tournament with

This was a very good showing for all all-Freshman team. An experienced McGill team won only two debates more than Waterloo. The main difficulty was in adpting to the American style of debate and that the American teams have been debating this same topic since September, whereas Waterloo learned of it only two weeks ago. In spite of this, most of Waterloo’s losses were by extremely slim margins. A few points more would have placed them in the winner’s circle. The unorthodox, humorous style of the Waterloo team made a impressio’n, with the result that they have- been invited to attend and liven up four more American tournaments, at the University of Buffalo, St. Andrew’s College, St. John Fisher College, and Brockport State University.

Anci More Free Concerts’

A series of four free concerts is being put on by the Board of Student Activities of the University of Waterloo. The first, starring Miss Mary Simmans, renowned soprano, was pre-

ARTS

1 a 9 and 1 record for the ten debates, Waterloo managed a tie for twelfth place out of nineteen possible places. The negative team fared very well in tying for eighth place out of the nineteen negative teams.

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sented last Tuesday, November 24, and proved very entertaining and stimulating. The remaining three will be presented at these future dates: December 8, 1964, Jean-Pierre Vetter February 9, 1965, Marie Magdalene April 6, 1965, The Prague Quartet

PuEl&hti~~.e.very ThursdAy afternoon of the acidemic year by the Board qf Piblictitionp, under authotization of the Student$ Council, University of-! W$erik& Waterloo,% Ootario, , Canada. Member: Canadian university piess Sdbsqiptioti $3.50 .; -:,Chairman, Bo&d’,of Publications: Gordon L. Van Fleet. ” ’ Editor: IJ. D. Grenkie Auihorized as second class maii by the Post Office Department, Ottawa, I and for payment of /postage jn cash. , ; ,’ .‘s ,.’

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Tower

The: current &elations between University students and faculty and the local community are far from ideal. The people of the Twin Cities, are;. largely9 unatiare of what goes ‘on within the University except what is rep,orted in the news media and from what their children, who attend the* University, bother to tell them. As a result of this unawareness, a great many townspeople look @on the University’s activities with -a rather jaundiced eye and’ tend to censure students and faculty for being too idealistic, too .much in the-ivory tower, too irresponsible. ’ ’ In the past, students have done little to alleviate ‘this attitude which, at times, borders on ania mosity. The student press, float parades *and various shenanigans have all served to reinforce in the minds of the local residents . the image of irresponsibility. The faculty and administration ’ do take part in community affairs to. a great extent, but their ef: fortsare inadequate. Tours of the University are often arranged for intereste’d groups, but these a groups’ are too .few. It is time, then, that the University took the initiative in cementing University-Twin Cities relations. ~ A major advance in improving these relations could be made if an Open House were held at

least once a year. For one or two days, evenings included, students and their professors display a great many aspects of University life i research projects, laboratory experiments, and other dethe monstrations. Admittedly, Faculty of Arts would have, for the most part, some difhculty in making concrete displays, but its members could easily act as guides and, perhaps, could produce a small theatrical event.

Letters

Jackets Dear

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CORYPHAEUS ,

Please

Sir:

David

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Youngs,

Math

Thanks

The girls who gave thier time to type up the statistics that we used. A special note of thanks- goes to Al LeBon, a student at St, ‘Jerome’s who drove the team to Rochester in his own car, when their own transiortation failed. . We seek the aid and encouragement of the Faculty and Students of this University. The University should want a better team and this can be done in two ways: (1) improvement of the members of the present team with the help of the Faculty and (2) use of the intellectual resources of this university as they exist in the students. l Help the university compete successfully with our Canadian and American colleagues. We often hear that we have a better system of education here’ in Canada than the U.S.; actions speak louder than words. We’d better prove it or just shut up! ’ ’ Michael Sheppard, Arts I Stepken Flott, Arts I , Craig Parkes, SC. I JFes Fisher, Arts I

Montrealer’s

Viewpoint

Dear Sir: Why make such a big fuss about Quebec and separatism? Our local papers try to evade the subject and allow minimum space at the last page to inform us of some demonstration or riot, we no -longer hold much interest for.

I should like to take issue with the writer of the first article on Nina Dova which appeared in last Friday’s Coryphaeus. (I believe it was Dave Clark; kindly correct me if I am wrong). The reporter

Continued

depreciates

her guitar

playing, comparing her in rather a poor light to “the guy who played the -guitar for St. Jerome’s morality

Father NI E. Lavinge, thank you for providing us with the necessary economic background and theory.

However, the University ad? ministration is also partly to blame. It delegated responsibility for making the by-laws known to the city police. The latter claimed that the University was responsible. The net result of this “buck?passmg” was that students remained ignorant of the traffic laws.

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Dear Sir:

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Professor Peter Demski who went along to Rochester as coach’ and judge and who contributed greatly to the team’s commendable showing, we, thank YOU. t

of ‘the city’s tra@c regulations to the University with the understanding that #it would be prominently posted.

of Waterloo,

*Waterloo,

Ontario.

Unsigned

plays.” Has he ever studied guitar himself ‘- not necessarily practical training, but only technique of guitar from a spectator’s point of view? Or is anything below Andres Segovia or Julian Bream not good enough for him? Besides drawing on my own experience, I have talked to several people who were at the concert who play guitar, one a very good classic guitarist. All were impressed by Miss Dova’s excellent guitar work. “The guy who played the guitar ’ for St. Jerome’s morality plays”

The Debating team would like to express its thanks to all those who . gave their time to help the team in its rushed preparation for the RoChester Debate.

It is strongly recommended that the Board of External Relations of Students’ Council take the initiative in planning . and executing an Open House in con junction with the University Administration. Further, it is important that such an event take place as soon as possible, preferably during this academic year, in order to..forestall further development of the negative attitude which many local residents have toward the University. Hopefully, much of this unfavourable attitude will be dissipated by our actions.

Coryphatks, Annex 1, .University letters will not b: accepted.

Gditar

Could not’ a list of the delivered jackets be posted on the door, if the store cannot be open all,, day?

Open House has long been. a feature of ,many American and Canadian universities. It is, however, a novel concept with the University of Waterloo: InI this regard, it may be an exciting event ,for the residents of the Twin Cities and also for the University population.

We feel that the University administration is at fault in this matter. Students who enter Wa, terloo for the, first time are not aware of the laws of the city. May we, then, suggest that several copies of the Waterloo traffic regulations be posted as prominently as those of the University have been.

to: The’ Editor,

., I would like to add my two cents’ worth about the U. of W.. jackets. I ordered mine two months ago. It’s not in YET. The clerk in the students’ store can, give me no satisfaction on the matter. With .my schedule it is hard to get to that place when it is open and it is annoying to wait in *line to find that it is not in.

f=fcwe You Rekeivecf a Ticket? ’ -. If you have received;a parking ticket from the Waterloo Police, pay it! You have broken one of the many traffic by-laws (contained in a ten-page leaflet) which affect, everyone in the city of Waterloo. The traffic law which results in most of, the tickets is ‘ that which states that a car may l not be parked .on any street in ‘. Waterloo for more than three #hours-(sometimes less if posted). This iiicluges not only the side of the road but. als9 the boulevard nor ‘any part of city property adjacent to the road. This by-law has been overlooked, but now that w,inter is here, it is being strictly enforced in order to clear the roads and enable the snow plows to do their work. The. failure of most students s to obey this by-law can be partially blamed on the Waterloo L police. They sent only one copy

should be directed

on Page 6

by A. J. Hellingworth, Ill /

As if this column did not contain enough muckraking material (for which it has been severely censured), here are a few more items which should rot your socks, grow hair on your eyeballs, arouse your liver or otherwise rub you the wrong way. Forwell’s Variety Store, at King and University, is qlisted among the local establishments which offer student discounts. Forwell’s discount is applicable to purchases of over $2.50, but not to tobacco, groceries, magazines’ or pop. (You can get two-fifty’s worth of mom at a discount, but no pop.) As you can imagine, these limitations to the discount practically hold the field to toy machine guns, paper clips, Dinky Toys and corkscrews. ‘The ,second grating item concerns the wonderful student identification forms about which so much comment has already beei made. Every student paid one simoleon to have his picture taken for. the card; freshmen shelled out the dollar this year, while upperclassmen were taken last year. And “taken” is an apt description. The cards which every graduate and undergraduate student possesses, the very cards which bear the one dollar picture, are owned by the University. Take a close look, Charlie; that fact. is stated directly 5underneath the words “University of Waterloo.” The card which you thought was yours is not yours; only the picture, \for all it’s worth, belongs ‘to you and, if you want it badly enough,. you will have to slit the plastic open to get it.

If you want a laugh, tour the toy department at Towers. Wander amid the shelves heaped high with model Frankensteins and Ringos; no doubt ‘you will immediately notice a resemblance beyond that of both being made of plastic. Sniff some of the marvellous model-putting-together glue. Walk slowly and reverently past the slim collection of ,“educational” toys. At last, you will arrive ‘at the section , filled with goodies which are designed to. make boys more masculine - the war tays section. Bazookas, grenade guns, army helmets with genuine imitation-plastic camouflage. Tanks, walkie-talkies, pistols, demolition kits. The wirmer of the lot, however, is a two-foot ,high model of a remote control artillery piece which is capable of firing all sorts of objects at other people. Don’t just stand there admiring it - buy one. Take it home and aim it at your landlady or housemother. Set it up in one of your lectures and pop a “shell” at your professor. Take it to basketball games and hit one of the opposition (aim carefully) right in the eye. Bombard your roommate with missiles and get him to hate you. Or, better still, buy one for your kid brother. Teach him to use it in case he ever has to kill someone.

We are now experiencing one of Waterloo’s two seasons - winter. (The other season is July.) It is almost a production. to prepare to walk to the University each morning. Of course, you well-to-do students (or those of you with Student Aid\ Loans) who have cars will not. realize the significance of this ritual. On with scarves, coats, earmuffs, gloves and, perhaps, a hat. It is, in, a way, exhilarating (if by exhilarating you mean freezing) to walk up University Avenue each ,\morning, bucking the wind which seems nearly always to be blowing from the west. ’ I am not the super$itious sort, but every time the wind blows from the east, I quake., In the past, on each occasion when I have been pushed up the, street by an east wind, something has, gone wrong. 1 have received tests with failing marks; I have written other. failing efforts; a crisis has developed in my love life; my roommate has frenched my bed; I have fallen on what seemed like solid ground. These and many other interesting events have occurred whenever the wind has blown from the east. May there always be a west wind blowing its damndest down University Avenue into the face of one slightly frozer lad who will, despite his shivering, be extremely happy. -

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TREASURE VAiU

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Bernard Bush, S.J. welded steel and brass rods , The * title is taken from the first line of Psalm 130: “Out of ~the deep have I called unto thee, 0 Lord.” The figure is that’ of Christ, and through Him, all-suffering mankind; brought to his knees, the suppliant raises pierced hands to God in the cry of absolute need. This psalm , perhaps dearest of all to the penitent or gieving soul is powerfully ’ evoked in the stark figure, with its overtones of ‘the machine,. the steel building, the assembly line, or the / missile-gantry. ’

Dr. Corliss Lament gave, in his lecture ‘Life’ after Death,’ sentation of why the humanist rejects belief in an after life. .

Dova Reception After the Nina Dova concert a week ‘ago Friday a reception was held in the Faculty Lounge in the Arts Building. While all setting-up was handled by “the Theatre Administration, the reception itself was sponsored by the* University Folk Song Club. .This pattern ‘zwill ,be followed for future productions, ” i.e., some student special-interest group on cam.‘-, pus will host the receptions for performers. That for the Canadian ‘~ players last Friday, for example, was handled by Professor Martin’s class (English 225) on Principles of Dramatic Production’. , Miss Dova was very enthusiastic at her reception,,,saying she had never , had one like it before. What impressed her most was the fact that the students (not all, from the, Folk Song Club) sang to her for a change-at her request. The students, also enjoyed the 8opportunity to meet Miss Dova, finding her an interesting conversationalist as well as an excellent entertainer.

pheasants

for, Christmas

That’s right! Pheasants are for Christmas. And while you “eat a treat” you Aare also helping the K-W Kiwanis Club pay for its good works. Order a brace now (that’s 2. birds, man) for yourself or as a gift for family or friends. Only $10.00 per brace ’ for. the best of quality. Eat now and pay later - no money required with order. The frozen, eviscerated birds are delivered anywhere at your direction and cost. Order from A. K. Adlington or Joan Thorpe, telephone local ,204, ) ( I -i ’ “The BOOK STORE will buy back -,Fed copies 6f The En&rh~g Questions, ed. Rader, at &OO per copy. -They should ,b& brought in by , the end of -this term.

At McMaster, hate literature is reported to have been ’ found in the main lounge of a university residence, Eight copies of a Nazi newspaper, the “Free American” and several copies of “The White Man’s Mission,” a book supporting negro segregation were distributed on campus. Labelling John Diefenbaker, Tommy Douglas% and Rabbi Abraham Fienberg’ of Toronto as subversive, the “Free American” added that the Minister of External Affairs, Paul Martin,; was “involved in the secret ,of Pacific Relations in 1944” and J participated in a young Co.mmunist League tour.” Don Stephenson, McMaster Students’ Council president, said some of the material was pretty malicious. “They have a right to say it, but not to distribute it where we do~n’t want it.” ..w. .(++ i Two members of the staff of the student union cafeteria at the University of Manitoba recently charged that students have assailed them with obscene cornplaints about cafeteria -service. Th e ob scenity complaints are but another step in the increasing hostility between students and cafeteria staff. The poor quality of cafeteria food is the main concern of the students: Things are so bad that last ,month, the cafeteria staff threatened to sign a petition to get the students to, clean up their ,own garbage if students signed a petition protesting an increase in the price of coffee from seven to ten cents. U. of M. Students’ ‘Council advised students that complaints made to the student union executive would be more effective than abuse thrown at the cafeteria staff. It took a while, but “the pharmacist who supplied drugs responsible, for the death of a Victoda College student at the University of Toronto last ‘spring has had his licence suspended ,1 ;

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Dr. Lament began by agreeing with the New ,Testament version of the ’ , , unity of-body and soul or personality. This ‘view of the ‘whole man,’ is gladly accepted by the sciences such as biology, psychology and medicine. But a, - a belief in the resurrection of, this unity of body and soul is another question. Dr. Lamont believes that he is justified in rejecting this belief due to the lack , of any kind of scientific evidence despite his open mindedness to the, question. . / , I , * Christians ’ have misunderstood \ and soul. The hypothesis of God is death says Dr. Lament by emphasiznot needed by biology or by any of ing it as a punishment, for Adam’s the other sciences so why not fohow fall but at best this is only a partial the law of parsimony and reject, it? . \ ‘view of the matter. Without death There are, however, ways in which there would not be any ‘survival of the hum&rist can accept \immortality. ’ the fittest’ which is so necessary in the course of evolution. Hence, with-f- ’ These include; having offspring~~ the fact that the particles of our, body out death there would not be thesurcan not be destroyed’ materially; the viva1 of man since there would not be any room for him. He called death . ripples of influence each individual can contribute to society, and there; the friend of future generations before history, even if ..he is, not famous, cause without it life could be likened can have a. permanent and.‘immortal to a dammed pool instead of’ a floweffect: the immortality of the human , ing stream. ’’ , race. There ‘is also a possibility that science may be able ‘to prolong huDr. Lamont claims that the, ethiman life expectancy for an indefinitecal implications of, the ,humanist view ‘ly long urge a greater militancy against social ~ period. of time. ’ . injustice, than a belief in immortality Dr. ,Lamont pointed out the fact 1 , which- has often been used to console that humanists are not ‘only concernhumanity’s poor and ’ suffering rather ed with the intellectual side of their than helping them. He mentioned the beliefs but conduct their own funerals s&y about .a Bishop who consoled and weddings. They enjoy colourful the bereaved mothers of the loss of proceedings as much as anyone else their sons -in battle by claiming that and ’ are just as. concerned with the death in battle populates heaven at departure of their. loved ones . 1% ’ an unusually faster rate and is therefore a good thing. a Dr. Lamont also does not believe in God. If there is a God, He would have’ to follo,w the laws of his own universe, and the result would be that there would not be ‘an after life because of the inseparability of’ body

Friday (Nov. 6) for ‘one year. This action was taken by the Ontario College of Pharmacy as a result of a September 23 convictio,n against Roger S. Bodkin, (72, for selling the drug, wyamine sulphate, without a prescription. Mr. Bodkin was fined $100 on one charge while two similar charges ‘were suspended. At a June 18 coroner’s inquest into the death of fourth-year Victoria College ,student Wayne Bruce Mackenzie. and other university studen& A friend of Mackenzie, John Penman, testified he had purchased the t,ablets and used some himself, supplying the rest to Mackenzie and other university students at cost. In September, the university decided that any student found using restricted drugs as pep pills would \T. be suspended or expelled. , ..&L@. .m..

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’ Dr. Lamont concluded by emphasizing that life does not lose its ,meaning for. the humanist because of his rejection of immortality. His concern for his family, -humanity and other human va1ues is more likely to be intensified when such a belief is rejetted. lf .-

to the University. He also .warned that the newspaper would not be allowed to solicit advertising on campus. The Students’ Council statement referred to the Gazette as the only campus , -newspaper at Western. -, ..@. .m.. -. ‘Anything you can do, we can ,do better, seems to be the response from the United States to the new federal .student’i ~loans here in Canada. Federally supervised savings and loan agencies may now lend up to $10,000 to college students or their parents to defray educational costs. Education is now,. the largest single investment normally made in aa lifetime in. 1 the U.S. ..@.

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Seven students who resigned from the staff of the Gazette, ’ It had to happen. But in England? Authorities at Keel Un&rsity in Nor- ’ , student newspaper at the University of Western Ontario, are them England clamped down firmly on a student proposal to publishing their own newspaper. The seven students, three ’ sell contraceptives in a university shop. A, survey was made editors and four writers,% left the Gazette last month followings *by student leaders of 1,000 students and professors before a policy dispute with Gazette -editor-in-chief Rob Johnson. it was decided to put the contraceptives on sale. The president Johnson had refused to publish a satire on fraternity life durof the Students’ Union said that contraceptives would ‘be availing Silence Week,, a week during which fraternities are forable to those who want them. “We want to deal with prob1ems bidden to rush prospective members. The first edition of ,the in a modern way and we don’t want to impose a morality new mimeographed newspaper appeared under the name Veritas on October 26 and was distributed free to about l\SOO ~ , ban.” He said he had heard of no, objection from religious bodies on the campus. The Venerable George -.Youell, the students. The next evening Westerns. students’ council issued Church of England chaplain, said that he. was a statement supporting Johnson and his right to exercise con’ university’s tro i over the content of the Gazette. ~ , . ~ . . violently oppossed. to the idea - “A facility of this kind is quite out of place on the university campus.” ‘, Western’s commissioner of publications said the students’ ..@. .w.. council could not stop distribution of Veritas on campus but would not allow the new newspaper’ to use the; name of the . The’ Carleton University Pick-Up-Sticks Club has been University of Western Ontario or any other name. referring disbanded. \ ,

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VOltiNTEER

)FOR TREASURE ‘VAN

November I

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life’s Vainest Struggle Xavier

Morose

A stirring in my heart of hearts, And then the far-off pounding starts To infiltrate my struggling soulOh no! I must retain my goul - Forget. Closer are the beating drums, Dizziness, then darkness comes And in the black my mind’s eye sees Your haunting face - don’t taunt! don’t tease! - Forget. Silk and soft, that precious face; Recall a smouldering embrace That made my heart believe and trust Dear reason, no! Please help! I must - Forget. Like a wind-whipped forest fire The memory of warmth desire And peace - all held within a smile Consumes me, mocking all the while - Forget? As soon brush off my life itself, Or lay my soul upon a shelf, As erase memories that hold A wealth of pain and joy untold - Forget? Ingrained within my inner being, Hearing, touching, needing, seeing What I’ve lost, what I regret; What I know I never will - forget,

On Immortality T. R. Howard Another Shall

time, another

To face once more the strain Of human

and rigour

life

I fear Would

be too much

I think

that having

Has earned

to mean pleasures

Dubois

place,

I be there?

DRAMATIS

P,ERSONAE:

SOCRATES,

a dead philosopher

VAMPIRUS,

a vampire

EPISTOICUS, lived a life

of souls

a living

human being (shiver-

in death

Eternal

peace of mind

Without

the threat

Creating

dark despair

of resurrection

Let me be the wiser

SCENE: Walpurgisnacht at Venison College in the north. The Common Room is deserted except for Vampires1 the large, black bat hanging from a curtain rod. Socrates and Epistoicus enter and look about examining the room with great curiosity.

If I must be once more, So that

I can mark

The wrongs Rather

of others.

than

commit

my (3wn

Let me help the rest Then,

perhaps,

one day

A man will die and rest In everlasting

peace.

The Beatitudes

Socrates: Well the scholars have it much easier these days, don’t they, Epistdicus? Look at all this luxury, television, crib tables, soft sofas. Remember the days of austerity when I sat on the handiest porch and talked of whatever. it was that puzzled me? Epistoicus: But you remember, Socrates, that they have much more material to test for truth than we had in our days. Then too, they are required to know and analyse all our thouiht and findings. I sometimes wonder if their striving after fact hinders their search for truth.

L. W. Krueger Hail to the Puritan Fathers, And their great God; Industrious For they have striven diligently To transform the lust for life Into a lust for non-life.

Vampires: Off course it does, Just look at those dialogue notes on the coffee table. The finished product of all that minced fact is going to be aimed at pleasing the professor not at proposing and demonstrating *some reality.

labour

Hail to the Meek, Who have inherited the land, And with their pioneers spirit Hewn from it a solid steel bank-vault That whosoever cometh therein Dare not perish but must make the last payment.

Socrates: Oh, it is you hanging there in the curtains, Vampirus. I mistook you for some wretched student, completely fed up with the runaround who had ended it all. Since they have begun wearing these academic gowns, one never knows for sure.

Hail to those pure of heart, Whose virtue has built a nation. For they in their fresh blue overalls Have iiolated the virginity of the earth And sacrificed her beauty to a prurient

Vampirus: You have not changed one bit, have you? But really, it is quite laughable, watching them fuss and fret about defining something like Temperance in so many words, using so many characters, by such-and such a day, when I think of the leisurely fashion in which you used to treat such problems, Socrates.

’ ploughshare.

Hail to the humble, The little women behind the littler men With their scrupulously saved pennies And cold white pillowcases. For from a cold pillow and an antiseptic bed They send forth the children of a frustrated age.

Hail to the diligent, Who toil for reward in heaven, For they build great cities to the glory of God Upon the shattered bodies of the pagan and the savage Whose beautious bodies they have covered with their filthy rags And crushed beneath the bricks of their commercial temples. Hail then to all good men Those who go to church on Sunday And those who worship the Gods of progress and morality All those who deny their fellow man with vast, vague, absurdities Let them be cast into the midst of the sea, For these are the crucifiers of Christ and the stoners of Stephen, It is they who drive the poor to despair, It is they who drive the harlot into the street. Down with them, Down with them, They are the beastly bourgeois whom Lawrence decried They are the murderers of the poets And destroyers of our young men and women. ’ It is their self righteous pride that has created the bomb And by the hand of their just virtue Will the world be destroyed.

abstinence as far of the world.

as possible

Wampirus: After having watched the developm of the English language during the last few ten ies, I am inclined to believe that yours is the m common usage, Epistoicus. The English speak people also call it Moderation. In the sense which you use it Socrates, they usually call it stinence. Socrates: Then I propose that we use those words for the sake of clarity. Agreed? Epistoicus:

That

is a sensible

suggestion.

Vampirus: I think so too, but to me, Tempera whether Moderation or Abstinence seems to m deadly virtue that cannot possibly bring man happiness. The world is full of pleasureable thi and men are full of desire for those pleasu How, I ask, can a man be called happy if he der himself the satisfaction of his whims. As long satisfaction is available while the whim is fr rated, he will fuss and fret in his bottled-up r lessness. Furthermore, when man’s only contact b the world around him is his sensory perception I can one expect him to find any pleasure in when pleasureable experience is denied that ( tact. You will probably try to tell me that r practise temperance in pursuit of happiness. v I will agree that they do but I do think it a that their very means to happiness denies tt the happiness they seek. Socrates: Even whim, Vampirus, he enjoys?

if a man does satisfy his el is that a lasting happiness wt

Vampires: Not necessarily the same. When the desire satisfy it again thus filling riad and more instances of Epistoicus:

but it is happiness returns later on, he his existence with pleasure.

Why are you alive

today,

Vampirus: Because I am a vampire. Becau: learned to love the pleasures to be found in world, among them the taste of rich red blood

Socrates: I vaguely remember saying about it in connection with immorality, not recall discu,ssing it at length.

Episoicus:

something but I do

Vampirus: It would not have mattered greatly if you had. Temperance is no more than doing without when you need not and calling this foolishness

wisdom. Epistoicus: But how can you say that, Vampirus, when you know that centuries of your own direct observation will and have shown the best lived lives are the pries which are sensibly and temperately governed ? Do you not agree with me Socrates? Socrates: I am not sure. Are we all agreed upon the meaning of the word Temperance? Perhaps we should decide that before we attempt to judge whether it is the best rule of life or not. I take it

Did you desire

it often?

Vampirus: I still desire it often and whenever desire arises I satisfy it as best I can. Epistoicus: And did you not find that it arose increasing frequency ? Did it not enslave you that now unless your craving for lifeblood is s fied you are discontent and miserable? Has not desire become a need and its satisfaction a ne sity rather than a pleasure? For that matter, you satisfied and content now, Vampirus? Vampirus: Not really, but that is simply beci in my haste last night at the blood bank I m up some Rh+ with some Rh- and my digestion not been quite right since. Epistoicus: longer rule

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sfaction of last nighi is raisitig, havoc it? your ~ Sokraies: &t how ban that be, Epistoicus? Is it em now. Would. you not prefer a more lasting ’ not true that,for a, man’ to know ind set a- limit he pinesg? Are you ever comp/+‘ly happy nay? must first know what is on both sides of that limit? e. ’ , ’ ipirus: No I am not ever completely content I should mu6h’ prefer happin\ess that was conous to that which, I ,have drily s.pasmodically.’

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rat&: Then your *‘own ’ ekpeiiey,ce . has shown ’ proposition false. You,‘admi! that your mokenhappine& is. not th6 !rue happin&s which is plete and lasting. Since your life his de,monted that intemperaiiqe is not the means to trve 3inFss, then temperance, the only other alter-’ ve tiust be the proper means. ” \ .

Socrates: And is ‘it riot so thai, ii we accgpt the statement that it is impo:sible to predict the \behaviour of anyttiing with any certainty, a man cannot discover his ,,owri ‘cap6bilities and weaknesses unless he kxpeiien’ces them at least once? , # ,

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Epistoicus:

i Wh& :,is yonder creature Whp walks alpne in the &owd i Yet ,is a ‘crowd in ,loneliness? He is o& &cur&d of the pods, For he has been.shown ’ ~The ~Beauteouj Truth. df Dharmakayti, ~? . Yet been deni@ , The peace of Ni,wap,a, ~.’ ! Tbrned away a? the gate;: ’ ‘Give? the mark of Prometheus That no Aman .may hari him, Destiped to be et?rnal ly killed ’ Yet never dying. The flowers and tees With ali- ihe great and tiny i C,retitures of Nattire Share with 1him their mystic language, ‘-Yei like the earth and rock ,, ,from which ihey spring . He is fotbidden to replyd ’ Forced to see and riot be seen, Forced tp hbar and n6t to be heard, Compel I@,, to love But not-al lowed to be loved. J , 4 such ‘my friend is the Bodhisattva. ’ Yet be not angry with *the God&~ , ‘. For thus torturinga huhan sou~.

1I wi? agree with that. And so will

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,toicus: But you forget, Socratqs, <hat be have Socrktes: Further, how can, he set l&oyn limits’ rentiated between the’ two aspects of, tem’perwiih& first going beyond those limits? There is .a ?. It is moderation that would hqve saved ‘hi’h* ~great risk involved in going beyond to gain that ‘VAMWRU& Any leftovers frolm the I ,his- present- misery. ~ ,, ‘khoyiedg& my friend, Look at’vampirus, He venturBlocki Donor Clinic? , I ., ed beyond but when he gainedI.th& knowledge it‘ was t?o late for Kim to put it to bse. He was $[eady ‘ates: Why io yoti say that my fritind? VamDirus: That was as kind as washing a the slave of his own passions.,,Wotild it n,ot have ,I J,w?uvd with acid. H-ave yo’u ‘so quickly forbeen much safer for him as it’would:,be for all m&n, toicus: Vampirus, in hii’ ehjoyme;t of 3he gdtten y?ur theory of the greatest good for not to &nture across at’ all. ,, j negl.ected reasqn and knowledge: H6 was igthe greatest number, etc.? : i nt of ‘his, own )weaknes$es and of the fkelings \ Vampirw Concede th? poin$ Epistoicus. Hq is Socrate?: Forgive me Vampirus: I was just lose arourid him. Am I not right; Vampires.. very. right in what he says. trying to show that by practising abstinence ., one Guts oneself off froth the world of men pires:’ l%tIy. i was: unaware of any weakness ’ ~ and remains aloof from it. At death -the Epistoicus: Very weI;. :. ~ my part, indeed, but .a9 for the censure and the ! \ . ‘, soul pure i,ri its life ofjabstinence is free to of *those around Fe, I chose merely to ignore Without the willingness of man know the ibsolutet perfe,$tly -and thus The decrees of Heaien found it quite tiresome. Socrates: - Besides, moderation is too concerned (achieves the one true hq,ppiness/which ‘is s Would fall tipon unfetiile ioil ’ ‘. ’ with managing the pleasyres of the world of men.,. . not only lasting, but perfect and eternal as . ! .*-, ttiicb: lgnoie ‘.it or nOtr the. displeasure was 1’ Whatsoe’er man does ’ well-- -- .z, w%snyt it? But surely !he \gods placed them’ on \ Epistoicus: Is done in the fulness of his own freedom . ’ k”’ ’ e,arth to be enjoyed, Sotirates. I Episfoich: I - give in. As :usual ,you are This i? merely the price qtie bays ates: And it was hardly conducive to pleasure -. right. ,Only such a soul couldFor &ekini to9 deepIp Sod&es: Grant me. this as did tt&! who-i~were ; ?sume. .The secrets if the Divine, &m&-us: some& is ‘coming down the For Truth is too large with me in the la& hour of my life; that all thinks including the plea&res)of the wqrld a@ but -imperhall! It was nice chitting with- you, my L pirus: True, rt spoiled everything . To be held rn azhumap, vessel. ~ e\ friends but you had better disappear before feet copies -of the absolute ideals than trinscend -, It must be poured out , the ,wo-rld of rhe!. A/e thes& not like the appetisers they find out just hovv haunted this coIleke is. > loicu$:. See, Socrates, how this time his exSocrztes and Epistoicus, Vampirus whrch conic b&foFe ti meal,’ hinting !of the good s(Exe&t unt.ii exhaustedm :nces reinfprce theI thinki<ng of tfiat newcqmer, 1 ri Yet this can never be done , thin& y6t to. come ? Do[ not these. manifestations conceals himself ‘in th& curtains as the ny Bentham’ w’ho talked of, true happiness JnHousemqther enters shiveritig and looks For Truth is inexhaustableof plebsure incite a man to seek!the absolute itself? ng the greatest g6od. for the gr?atest -tiuinber.* , , i \ I around.) . ’ ’ .b : 3 Think carefully then . .3 . :! Epis&k ‘Yes they do,: Socrat&, althohgti I’-must Housemotldr: Gow that’ is odd. I .was sure - On the fate of Sisyphus. virus: Rul&, r$es, rules! You k&w thtit ,means adtiit that sotie seek: it in strange wqys and places.” He too *learned the secrets of the Gods. ’ ’ I heard’ voices down h,ere, but thbre isn’t a one has to ,be 3hinking c&-&a’ntly of the con7: f “ Each day, he must begin to push c J . ’x soul to b? seen?,’ , ences of one’s actions and you also knQw that Socyates: Then why should one was&one’s tipe ’ His large stone Eannot enjoy anythipg when one’s attention is - &ith mer+ copies ?’ ‘jt- is far bet&r to. avoid the ’ ’ (Exit) ~ Up a steep hill, ted td what posterity c? the man in the.forum ~ * pleasures of the world to avoid/ becoming too ‘at~ ~ He always succeeds, q ing to think. ,, .*: ~ s tached to the tiorld;.cohtenting oneself with- noth- , ’ ’ 85 I ,’ L h-tg save the absolute hbppiness. ‘. ’ , : , , F~~~~~~~ay :oicus: On the c&tra&, (when’. ke is thinking , &II th~e’rnorea abl,e’.to et&y life. His most vald’ Ti R. ‘Hiward ’ ’ , The rock has again fallen; 8 % Vadpirus,: But that is’like trying to Jive death8 S&Z- ’ , 2 tool in meeting the knowledge of his ohn .i 4 Some fai d&ant day, perhaps, . ~ ,’ The whit&flecked wave> ‘\ nesses an’d of the,feelings .and >nee@ Qf thos,e ~, They will pity him . -. And stireeching witid 8’ IdI him, and of the idea- ,of balance and bar: &d alfow his arms’ to weaken:, EXWtly. The absolute ’ pbSUt% CWWlOt Bit at the desolate Shore ’ in living, that,iis ‘the idea\.of th!e G&d.Fn Mean. ‘ ~~sOCl'f.@S: Then hi will be crushed ‘% - , ‘~ be achi&eg’ i,ri life and it yas, agreed at the same’ ’ pplying’ hi? reaspn to this knowledde,i man’2 is +, Devouring the rock witi’ salty spray. And find peace time tha$,onlyJhe pure soul~~nb~rdened by an afto Giscern the li’tiits which he mu+ set for huddled close I Beneath the weight of his own cross. , . ’ 7’ ~ ‘finity for the hearth can h3pe t@ be *drawn ‘“to the , The;;tre& , elf, so that in enjbying something, he does not absolute pleasure in the absolutb good ifter death. . To the !ark?ned earth, This is ‘it, my friend, his &pacify for enjoyment of that plhasure or I hope one ‘of my, students noted ihat -down; that ‘Theit iau!t boughs .bent ~ . 1 - To be a Bodhiqatttva. it his desire to become, a cravi’ng which later ’ . a point was vital. It is to trample Beneath th&storm. c I ” ‘* mes a, need. l-!e qa’n regtilate his enjoyment : , 1 On those nearest- one. iat he maintains dign,ity &d pursu& his ple& ‘*’ \ I ’ s :‘The sky was dark Epistoiqsj Pla,to cQd. I yemember, his account lt’is to reb$ against. , ’ 1 without hurtini his neighbour” He is able to AFd filled wi$ unkhowti sounds ,o! and divect his j,ntere3ts accordibg to the ’ quite c!e@ym All forms of Tyranny . 1 :’ . ’ And sudden flasbesi , I :n ‘Mean so Jhat his pl%egsurFs includp both 2, ) + . Over the hearts and souls of t%an, f hleasures of the flesh, .and Ihepleasures of the Socrbtes: Then you will probabjy, alTo, remember Then cam? th& rain ’ . c ‘,t Including 6ne’s own .~ tiith Wel$lu%t,, is drawn :. He’is at alI times master of himself, leading , that the soul, ” bufdened In sheetd of gray Relentless- cavpaign! fhi,ms sensibly qnd’forcing from them?a varie,d, to the eatih a$. a-enall to a magnet., Take another irom ugly‘Iclouds above ’ It is to be the probhet ‘. , . - ‘. %ok at poor I/ampir+ts. He is so drawn to the ~ whi&, h;vered Iow onious and’ continbous ple&u,re, svbported &Id In the deepekt hailing ’ ‘. riced by the good will, of those in his:&nvironworld \hat in goodFess-knows how many centur@ “The voiqe of one &y’ing : As if l!o. watch is ‘-’ , . .’ ,+ of’ life, he has not died even once.” . -- ,:: In the wilderness, . + , / Water t!rned the &lid earth ‘. ’ ~ ’ * Behold ye the comjrig of ’ a’;,b ‘\ &Rkc’p s : $,NJ~@ , To.&ifting mud ” ’ , ~ I \ The Lord!” a t \ ., And yashed the ,smooth gray stones ? f’%k rklr . A : GO-! ‘A,y ‘7 10 9 r Onli t6 b& bFheac@d v Until they sank<beneath ’ By the listeners. . ~KVB-“~~, bj T.T:“. 7 The blackened waves. ~ . .‘.? But Ias! and, cruelest of all, I ; h , It is to be with the, God-Man , ’ ’ ,. Silent now, . s . . ’ 1 IIJ Gethsemane, As if,,in wait ‘< ’ .m To kn6w that you who have iearned moie .. For all the Ian! to slide -once more \ Must answer for more, ’ ,L Beneath the sea; ’ : ’ To swe? blood, with the a$olute’ resppn$i- : ,; ’ . A stro& of ‘light had .toin 9’ ~ ‘bility . ’ . 1A >’ Qf all mankind ‘upon one’g shoulders! , . The. t&es’,from c&grFgation ,..*,: f It ,is here one prtiys for refease., ’ :a ~ And laid 3hem lowsfor-bud ’ I ‘1, . ’ ’ 1. fi3 , , , It is here that one’ rises, from TO St?ep between the k?lVeS . I ” The prayer to start anew ‘(;. And sully verdant -green. ’ ’ ’-, ’ Only t6 fini that Qne’g fiithful companions *.. 4r’ 0 I With, dull briwn ooze. . ,’ . l$ve, fallen asleep wQi 1st one was praGing. , ,;\ i \. / . ~ \ l

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Dr. Rund, a visiting professor at the University of Waterloo from the University of South Africa in Pretoria, addressed a standing room only crowd on the Theory of Relativity at the Tuesday, November ,17 meeting of the Math and Physics Club. Dr. Rund is the author of two books and numerous articles. He recalled the myth that there are only about a dozen people in the world smart enough to comprehend the Theory of Relativity and set out to dispel1 the fantasy. Describing the experiments to test the presence of an ‘ether’ which was thought to transmit light waves, he pointed out that these experiments failed, but they showed a very important conclusion: light travels at the same velocity no matter if measured as the earth is moving toward the light source or away! This conclusion was considered inconsistent with the formulae of Newton and Galileo. Something was wrong and had to go. Lorentz proposed a set of equations to show the relative velocity of one body in a frame of reference relative to an observer placed in a different frame of reference, when the two reference frames have different velocities. ~ These equations seemed to solve the problems, but Einstein blew the world of Physics wide open when he applied the equations to physical phenomenon. He showed that “time” is NOT -absolute and that in considering relative velocity a new time axis had to be introduced for the second system. With this substitution an amazing thing occurred: a photon travelling at the velocity of light in one frame of reference was found to travel at the same speed relative to the second system! The velocity of light is a universal constant. This is the heart of Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity and it holds for all coordinate systems in constant relative velocity to each other. Dr. Rund continued by plunging into a discussion of space and from a new set of equations drew the accepted conclusion that “three dimensional space” and “time” are inseparable; thus, time is the fourth dimenWith this four-dimensional sion! space idea he developed the present idea of the curved universe, and concluded his talk with the notion that the presence of mass in space causes our geometry to warp. A resulting bending of light rays was predicted by Einstein and dramatically proved during a 19 17 eclipse by measuring this “bending” of light from distant stars as it moved past our sun. Dr. Rund -closed by suggesting that since a corresponding theory for application to gravitational and electromagnetic has not yet been devised, “a Nobel prize or two are waiting for the Philosopher-Physicist-Mathematician who succeeds in conquering this remaining challenge.”

LETTERSContinwed The University of Montreal’s students are greatly responsible for bombs and such; but Sir George’s students of French language never ever think of it! They should be blowing up monuments and mailboxes, since they are in contact with Englishspeaking Canadians all day, and furthermore, since they have a greater opportunity to listen to their opinions. Half of Montreal doesn’t even know who Maheux is, or the Parti Pris. Goes to show that the outsiders are more informed than us. Nina Kowalski, Mtl. Tech. Institute

Despite letters to all clubs, notices in the Coryphaeus, letters to all faculty and staff department heads, and notices on all bulletin boards, the response from this University body to give a few hours of time to work at Treasure Van, December 8 - 12 has been negligible. The Treasure Van committee is now desperate for help to man the sales counters of Treasure Van. Each college up on the hill has been asked to attempt to staff one day of the sale. Of all the students’ councils contacted, only St. Paul’s has acknowledged our request. Also they have accepted the job of staffing the Wednesday of the sale. We have received positive help only from the Student Wives Club, the University of Waterloo Women’s Club, the Ukranian Club and a smattering of office personnel.’ We need over three hundred persons to give a few hours for our ‘sale. We realize the proximity of Engineering exams and therefore appeal to Arts and Science Students, Faculty and Staff to man the sales tables at .Treasure Van. Volunteers are requested to leave their names, addresses, and phone numbers at Annex 1, by phoning 744-6111 Ext. 405. Times required: Tuesday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Wednesday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Thursday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Friday Saturday 1O:OO a.m. to 6:00 p.m. or any part ther&of.

Parking Problem Pin-Pointed?? by L. Wak Not yet! The appearance of those little questionnaires on campus last week will not solve all our problems in the parking situation. The “Parkin g Survey” conducted on Tuesday the tenth was a success for the purpose intended, the only catch is that the label “Parking Survey” was an unfortunate misnomer. The survey was actually set up to ascertain the traffic situation and needs. However, students’ problems regarding the disposition of their cars during school hours will eventually untangle, partly due to the conclusions drawn from the traffic survey. The survey was mostly concerned with the planning of roads on campus, especially in the areas of arrangement, size and frequency of use, although the solution of parking needs may be a secondary benefit. According to W. Lobbam, the University’s resident architect, a separate and more unobtrusive survey has been going on for some weeks now, specifically designed to pinpoint parking problems. For this reason, the traffic survey was regarded initially with a degree of resentment by some here at the University because it was mistaken for an extension of the parking survey which had been dragging on for some time. The traffic survey was conducted by “William Smith and Associates,” a highly qualified international organization from the United States who are currently working on traffic surveys in metropolitan London, England. Planning for roads is being done by the University in co-operation with both the city traffic commission and the provincial planning organization. The aim is not only to solve current problems and needs but also

to forsee and avoid traffic difficulties as far in advance as fifteen or twenty years. With customary lack of spirit the students contributed very little to administrating the survey. Three students helped to hand out questionnaires and answer questions of those who were in doubt as to the meaning of certain questions; all other personnel were hired from outside. In about two weeks parking stickers will be distributed; coincident with this measure will be the revision of the present system of parking as changes become necessary. There is at the moment enough parking space on campus for the faculty and graduate students; there will soon be room for third year students in the new parking lot on University Avenue. Officially students are prohibited from parking on campus at the moment, although in practice a certain amount of latitude is exercised in the enforcement of regulations. Parking space will be reallocated at the time the stickers are distributed and the strain of the present situation should be alleviated in the not too distant future. 1 In many American colleges students are not permitted to leave cars on campus at any time, so if a comparative analysis is made, our set-up although awkward, may not be too bad after all. Cheer up - it could be worse, and it’s sure to get better soon.

Most students would rather “play the odds, than give up the habit,” said Dr. Holmes, a psychiatrist with the Alcoholic and Drug Addiction Research Council, speaking last Wednesday to a group of University students. Although alcoholism and drug addiction are uncommon in the college community, the use of chemical stimulants and depressants is not rare. Dr. Holmes divided users into eight significant groups: I) the “lost ones” who have given up the search for a purpose for life, and have turned to a chemical substitute; 2) the high livers, who hide their insecurities under a gay life; 3) the rebels, from religious or social standards; 4) the “hellers” who drink just for the helluvit - usually in hopes of perpetuating their youth; 5) those who use chemicals in relation to sexual problems; 6) those people trying to escape from academic or parental pressures; 7). the experimenters, who only want to try it out, but too often get hooked;’ and 8) those who use drugs to relieve the symptoms of various diseases, which usually indicates an underlying mental problem. The Service Program, planned by the Physical Education Department, has planned a series of lectures for the students. Students would well profit by hearing these lectures, as they involve current social problems. For lecture times, check any bulletin board.

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by H. B. Canadian Commissions: The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation cornmissioned VIOLET ARCHER of Edmonton, Alberta to write a choral cycle for a capella mixed chorus in six short movements entitled “Sing the Muse.” The work, written for the CBC’s Shakespeare quadricentenary celebration, was broadcast on the Trans-Canada Network on October 18, Miss Archer has also just completed an overture for orchestra, commissioned by the Edmonton Symphony for performance at the end of November. 7k * * Pianist, Artur &?&stein’s concert in Moscow was dubbed “a holiday for music lovers” by his colleague, Russian pianist Emil Gilels. Ticketless music lovers tried to batter down the Moscow Conservatory doors in an effort to attend the concert. The city’s blue-uniformed militia was called out to handle the overflow crowds. * * * The 12th annual meeting of the Music Critics Association took place recently in Montreal at the Sheraton Mount Royal Hotel. The theme of the and, speaking for both sides of the meetings was state support for the arts, issue were the director of the Canada Council, and one of the directors of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Three concerts were given for/ the critics by local and visiting musical groups: a performance of “Carmen” at the Grande Salle of Place des Arts wtih the Montreal Symphony conducted by Zubin Mehta, a concert by the Montreal Bach Choir and a performance by the Tokyo Philharmonic. * -* * Here is an idea for music and art in our own Theatre of the Arts, maybe in year 2000: The Gallery of Modern Art in New York City has planned a series of short concerts this winter to present music by contemporaries of artists featured in current exhibitions at the Gallery. Twilight concerts will be given Tuesdays through Saturdays at 5:30 p.m. and midday concerts on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays at 2:30 p.m. The initial program took place on October 6 with music by Max Reger, Hans Pfitzner, Hugo Wolf and Alban Berg, all contemporaries of Lovis Corinth, whose paintings and graphics were on view at the Gallery through November 1. A future concert will contain works by “Les Six”, to complement an exhibition of the works of Jean Helion. Program director for the Gallery concerts is Eric Simon, music director for the Friends of Live Music. * * * The University of Wateqioo Dm is giving a concert tomorrow night at the University of Windsor. The Duo is also playing Saturday and Sunday nights in Leamington. * * *I As promised last week, here are some comments on the proposed folksy series for next year: “In your Column (Coryphaeus Nov. 19th) you mentioned someone’s suggestion that we should forget about the longhaired stuff and have a complete folksy series next year. My answer to this suggestion is NO. If we were to eliminate the longhaired stuff and concentrate on folk music we would be moving one step closer in creating one of Pete Seeger’s ‘Little boxes made of tickey tackey’ from which we would all emerge the same. The person who made this suggestion has lost sight of the fact that we have three thousand individuals on campus whose interests in music vary from Handel and Leadbelly. Eliminating any form of music from campus, be it jazz, classical, or folk, would therefore be dealing a great injustice to those individuals. My suggestion, to the people on campus and off, is that they try all types of music for they may find that they enjoy more than one kind.” Don Flinn, Chairman, Folk Festivai ‘65. “I would like to fully endorse the suggestion that we From Anonymous: keepup with the community and get down to earth. We could start with Flatt & &n.lggsand the Foggy Mountain Boys followed by the New Lost City Ramblers and coming to a crashing climax with Samantha Bumgarner (honest, she’s for real: plays a fretless banjo and sings with the ultimate in nasal twangs) .” * * * On Tuesday, November 24th, Mary Simmons gave a concert in our Theatre of the Arts. How many of the “three thousand individuals on campus” did you count? FOLK -

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. Senior Intercollegiate try at Queen’s;

Olympic diving the judges are concerned with the divers approach also. In the intramural diving half the time the approach couldn’t even be seen. A good example was t Pete Messener who would ‘start his 100 yd. dash from the steps at the end of the board, leap high into the air, landing on the end of the board exactly the way an angry forest ranger would land on a burning cigarette butt, and take off into the air above the water. Pete would then do his little trick and quickly disappear into the water before the befuddled judges had time to study his approach.

Cross-Coun,

On Saturday, November 14th. the Senior Intercollegiate 5mile championship run took place over the Glen Lawrence Golf & Country Club in Kingston. Runners from seven universities covered the five miles without benefit of Caddy-carts or Caddies. There were approximately seven students from each university, but the rules stated that only the first five from each team, would score points towards the team total. Dave Knox, from McMaster, came first, beating out Bruce Kidd of Toronto. Our own Bob Kaill placed 6th. The team standings were as follows. McMaster first, Toronto, Queen’s, WaterGuelph, and McGill 100, Western,

After the competitions were over an impromptu water polo game got under way. It was the boys against the girls (figuratively speaking). It was fatal to catch the ball and hold it for more than two seconds, because the opposition would immediately jump en-mass upon the poor recipient and submerge him ‘or her for about twenty-five minutes. The biggest complaint by the boys was the unfair use of fingernails by the girls. Many a male hero left the pool sporting foot long welts as a result of some fight with one of the female amazons for the ball. It was amazing the number of places one could find these welts

last. Pat Galasso is pleased, with his team’s effort and has a- great deal of faith in the boys for next year. The team consisted of Bob Kaill, Andy Boyhcuk (12th), Bob Finlay (13th), Laurie Bridger (15th), Paul Heeney, Larry Watts and Harold Armstrong. Curling

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Friday, November 27th and Saturday, November 28th, our women’s Contiued on Page 8

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Fhess Club Meeting on Thursday, November 26 at 7:30 in C-136. Point system for evaluation of members’ standings and exchange of membership with WUC are among the many things to be discussed. Important Xthat all members attend.. The Christian $cience Group will meet today; Thursday, November 26 at 4:30 .in A-232. A warm welcome is extended to all interested in learning more about God and man. Dance ‘Band rehearsai Thurs‘day at 7:bO in the Art’s Coffee - Shop. All saxes welcome. We also need a guitar or <piano player who can read dance music or. jazz. ,

(St. P.)

. ’ The third period was completely Warrior. The: score :became 5&. early; in the period, and the War&ors were building up steam- towards their best effort of the exhibition series so far. The Cornell team had been practicing for a good month every day, but the Warriors skated with them~in.,the zthird; *hey outshot Cornell 17-5, hit the goal post four times in the last four -minutes, and Terry Cooke, on a breakaway, fired the puck at the goalie who didn’t see it at all. The puck hit, the goalie in the face and bounced to the ice. Terry slapped it into the net but the goal was disallowed because the referee made, some vague connection with the injury. Don Hays felt that the Warriors definitely, ~should Jhave won the game, except for the bad breaks and unusual ,penalties could have won it by a big margin.’ What the exhibition series has done is fire the team spirit up to the point where they are just itching to get at McMaster and the Toronto Blues this season. Don Hayes is lparticularly ~pleased with the teams condition. In all their games so far the Warriors have steadily .improved their skating with the result’ that they are, outskating their opposition by a big margin, in the last period. Mike Durnam .was not with., the., team on the weekend and it is not known whether he has quit or is just catching up: on studies. After his initial shakiness Casey Soden,* MikeTs replkcement, did very well and Hayes expects that ‘the Warriors will not suffer if Mike Durnam! does decide to .leave. Bruce Watt ‘is rated as the Warriors best defenceman; and he was outstanding in both the West .Point and Cornell ~games:, Tom Serth, who ,is a freshman, is improving very quickly according to Hayes. The, penalty killers, Jerry Lawless, Tom Love, and Bob Moyer got intensive work; outs over the weekend and performed admirably. On two occasions the War? riors were two men short, but the trio of Penalty killers prevented “Cornell~ ~ from getting a single shot on the net.‘ .!Y ‘. ’ f ’ ,. If you want to see a team that is as full of spirit as a team can possibly be, or if you want to see a coach that is as excited over his, team’s prospects as a coach could possibly be, come out, to the ~game against the Chicken Hawks tonight. We can say that to all appearances we have the best team and the best coach we have ever had. This .year will definitely be a winning ,! season. ,..:,.a. ~ . c .. .

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Bob Finlay, a first year student in Kaill, Arts III, running for the East Co-operative Mathematics at the ~Uni- York Track Club was ,eighth ~despite versity of Waterloo, came second to. ’ stomach cramps. Andy Boychuk, EnDoug Kyle of Calgary in the annual gineering III, representing T.O.C., Canadian Cross Country Championwas, twentieth in a field of 56. Larry ships held in Hamilton last Saturday; Bridger, Science I, representing TO:! 1Finlay ran for Toronto Olympic C., competed in the junior event but Club in the six mile senior. event. a slight injury forced him to drop T.O.C. was second. as a team behind out. Finlay will help represent T.O.C. Hamilton Athletic Club. Three other’ in Chicago next Saturday where the runners attending the IJniversity of . American Cross Country ChampionWaterloo also ran in the meet. Robert ships will be held.

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Thursday, November >26,. 1964 TREASURE VAN, -,’DEC. 8-12

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According to Don Hayes the ,game that Warrior fans should not have missed was the one aganist Cornell. There were 5,500 people at the arena with about 1,000 more being turned away. The cheering and ~noise at the beginning of the game was so loud and proCornell that the Warriors’ had an attack of stage-fright. The Sight and sound of 5,5Oq screaming fans resulted in two quick goals by Cornell. From that point on, except. for a 14 minute’ stretch in the second period when the. Warrior were at least .one man and for 6 minutes two men short, the Warriors dominated the entire play of the game., By early in the second period the Warriors had tied it up 2-2. Cornell went ahead 3-2, but the Warriors made it 3-3 a short time later. At this point the penalties began to fall like rain. A large number ‘of the penalties were a result of the difference between the American, and Canadian rules. which our boys were not familiar enough with. By the end of the period Cornell was ahead 5-3.

’ Swimmers! On your marks, Pow! Big bodies, small bodies, long and short bodies, each doing its best to reach the other end of the- pool turn. around and scrabble back to the of the starting line. The majority contestants were out of shape. Those that weren’t swam like Aqua-man on his way to a hot date with a mermaid. The styles were unbelievable. The breast stroke took on a variety of interpretations, with one swimmer doing his best to imitate ‘a, Polio-stricken frog going down for the third time. “Free-style” ranged all’ the way from free-drowning to free-flying.

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Thursdays, November 12th and 19th. Seagram Gym was , alive with the noise of women$ volleyball teams from each of the residences as well as, two from the University. The number of women participating in the intramural programme this year is improving with each event. This is certainly encouraging to the people running the programme and provides, much more enjoyment for the participants. If the screams of laughter echoing from the volleyball courts were any indication of enjoyment,* then the women had a ball! Aside from a few minor accidents such as broken glasses, split shorts, bruised knees, trampled toes and swollen finger joints, most of the women survived long enough for the winners to be declared as follows:

Diving:

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The Warrior weekend trip to West Point and Cornell was considered’ by , Don Hayes to be a complete success, despite the fact that. they lost both their games by a 5-4 score. Cornell is rated as the number one team in the Eastern ‘United ‘States and West Point as number four. At West Point the team gave’ an indication of what was going to happen in Cornell. Their playing had’ heen steadily improving throughout the game with the Warriors dominating in the third period. The Warriors oitshot West Point approx. 35 to 21. The scorers for the Warriors were Al Poole, Don Mervyn, Terry Cooke and Dave Passmore . \ ., \ 5

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Store Robbed On either Friday or Monday, $70 was stolen from the ytudents’ Store in Annex 1. The door was found open between three and four of these days.’ Students’ Store manager, Pat MacKesy, said that $70 was stolei out of the till. He said that it was not possible to determine further thefts until a complete inventory was taken. Mr. MacKesy said that he did not know how the door was opened. Further investigation is pending.

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As all resident students know, second helpings in meat and desserts in college cafeterias are hard to get, so until now they have had to go to bed hungry or with one chocolate bar. The opening of Renison’s bar now enables all students to come over for a hot dog, pizza, pop or other fine refreshments, and sit or ,recline in the luxury of the cafeteria or lounge. The snack bar is open until lo:30 every night, but (unfortunately) closed on weekends.

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Renison now offers to everyone the best between-meals snacks on campus, for its own snack bar has recently opened. It is located on the ground floor of the new men’s residence; girls are welcome.

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team will be travelling to Guelpb O.A.C. to participate in a tournament. This will be the first time that the University has participated in such an event, but the future promises many more. The women are anxious to wear their new gold and black uniforms. W.L.U. will be their first opponent on Friday night. Good luck team! Also participating ihat weekend will be a volleyball team, and a few lonely swimmers and badminton players. Unfortunately, many of the basketball players will be unable to represent the University in any of the other events as they are carried on simultaneously.

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Five tables were in play Sunday, November 22 in the Arts Cafeteria despite the rather cool weather. Winners were Don Curran and Mike Wise; second, Doug V. Diak and Dave Monk; third, Peter Brown and Roy Shier; and fourth, Ted Hill and . Dave Salley. Six tables were in play Sunday, November 15. Winners were: tied for first, Bob Schives and Dave Weber, Rodney Wilton and Steve Lazier; third, Don Curran and Ted Hill; fourth, Frieda Gartenberg and Ester Lieberman. There was only one half point between first and third and another point spread between first and fourth. Teams of four will be going to Rochester on December 5 to play in an intercollegiate competition. To qualify, interested parties must have their membership fee of one dollar paid, and then contact one of the executive for further details. *

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I am a first-year Arts student. My parents send me only enough money to eat in the cafeteria at cafeteria prices. Unfortunately, I have only one hour available for each meal and every time I make it to the head of the line I have to leave again for my next class. This has been going on since the term started, Aunt, and I’m ry. I’ve lost thirty-five pounds; I’m haggard; my eies are iunken; my teeth are loose; and my hair is falling out. I’m a real mess, Aunt, but my parents won? believe ’ it. Wh& :an I do to convince them? Emaciated. Dear

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