1967-68_v8,n21_Chevron by Editor Imprint

Dean

Speckeen

The old Waterloo Lutheran University administration rolled over and died Wednesday. Dr. Frederick J. Speckeen, Lutheran% dean of students and vicepresident for educational services has resigned. His resignation is the fifth from top-ranking Lutheran administrative officials within the last six months. The only person left is acting president Dr. Henry Endress. He replaced Dr. William Villaume who resigned last May. Villaume was followed closely out the door by his executive assistant, Arlette Pedersen, Dr.

WLU post

quits

Lloyd Schauss, former dean of arts and science, and Dr. Herman Overgaard, former director of WLU% business school. The four summer resignations came aftera report by Booz, Allen and Hamilton, a Chicago consultThe firm was hired by ing firm. Lutheran’s board of governors to investigate WLU’ s operations. Speckeen denied that his resignation was connected with the report or the other resignations. Speckeen’s vicepresidential position andtwo others, academic and financial vicepresident s were created during the shakeup.

to jo;n

Dr, Frank Peters was appointed academic vicepresident and dean of arts and science and Miss T* mara Giesbrecht was made financial vicepresident. Prof. Glenn Carroll replaced Overgaard. Schauss ) who resigned to go on sabbattical, is returning to WLU next summer. A Wednesday press-release announced that Schauss would become assistant to the academic vice-president and academic counsellor for WLU students on Aug. 1, 1968. Speckeen will be taking a consultant’s positionforanew Lutheran university in the Bahama Is-

ex-pres

Dr. Frederick

in Bahamas

Speckeen

lands. The new dean of students is Fred Nichols, director of WLU’S student activities since 1963. Speckeen will join Villaume who is head of a six-man committee responsible for establishing the university. Speckeen will head physical and academic planning for the University of theBahamas. He said there is a tremendous need for higher education in the islands and the new institution will be the first established there. “It’s a wonderful opportunity and a great challenge,” he said. “Ifm certainly looking forward to it.”

SDU gets dumped Volume

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UNIVERSITY

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Board will rer>ort ~ -,--acts ----says Hagey to councilThe board of governors is one step closer to being open. In a letter to Federation president Steve Ireland, university president J.G. Hagey reported that public reports will follow immediately after board meetings. It used to take several weeks for reports of meetings to be released. Hagey was replying to a request from the Federation of Students that the minutes of board meetings (with some exceptions) be published. The board considered the request at ‘its November 9 meeting, The board said the faculty, staff

and students should be kept informed of its actions, provided the information is not of possible detriment to the academic community if released too soon. It decided the best course was to report immediately after the meeting. Hagey said, lCI think it is evident that most of the subjects on which the board takes the finalactionare initiated outside the board meetings in the university community.” He named some of the maintopits for board decisions. University financing must be approved, but the main concern is ab-

Not yet recognized

First

fiat

opens

Waterloo University has a fraternity, That is, U of W and WLU jointly have one. There are 27 members in PhiKappa Pi from both universities. This will be extended to .50. The frat isanon-discriminating organ= ization. #‘Our frat is open to anyone who applies if they canconix% bute something to it,” said Chris Fleming, planning 2, the president. Steve Ireland, president of the Federation of Students said the fraternity is not recognized by the board of student activities. “They haven’t applied for recognition but we’d have to see their membership clause before they were recognized. t’Tf any student can belong with

doors

no qualifications, problems.)’

there’d

be no

Five members travelled to a national conference earlier this term in Montreal. When the local constituion is changed to follow the national, Phi Kappa Pi will be come an affiliated chapter of the only existing national fraternity in Canada, One of the purposes of Phi Kap pa Pi is to draw together the two Waterloo universities. Their homecoming float, which placed second overall, was a joint effort. Initiation fees for the fraternity are $30. There is also a social fee of $10 a month which covers all organized activities.

November

17, 1967

faster,--, wish - ----

ility to meet the overall amount. Getting revenue from all sources is a continuing responsibility of the board of governors. The board ratifies appointments and promotions of faculty members as proposed by the deans and moved by the president. This procedure helps to keep the board better informed because deans give fairly detailed pre sentations. Final decisions on matters of physical-plant involving architects, plans and contracts are the board’s responsibility. The board sets salary and wage scales on comparison with other universities. In the case of senior officers, it actually sets the salary. Action on future planning for the university is taken only after fatulty, staff and administrators have actually done the planning and reported,

Eydt’s

snow

here

Inclement weather has arrived on campus. It struck at 12:Ol am Wednesday. According to the Village I and R (information and regulation) book inclement weather begins on NOVIt’s

ember

official!

15. Thanks to rule 4 of Eydt’s tabulated edicts,

warden female villagers can now wear slacks to lunch. Incidently , I and R also specifies the end of inclement weather, but we?l keep that as a surprise for next time.

Sometimes people look at beutitijul women on our front page. This week we decided to chunge ull thut und huvc u beuuttful girl look at you. These eyes

Debaters OK all hmifers by Ken Chevron

Fraser

cused the U.S. of being in Vietnam for purely economic reasons,

staff

The SDU position on DowChemical was decisively rejected in a vote at the House of Debates on Wednesday, The question before the House was t6Companies producing strategic materials for the war in Vietnam should be allowed to recruit on campus.” The debate was billed as a public forum t6to clear the air on the issue, and at the same time, promote dialogue on campus.” The debate started off in a rather quiet fashion with about 50 people present. Despite an initial reluctance of speakers for the affirmative to come forward, the de= bate frequently became heated as many of the students expressed their views. In several instances, Sue Hogarth Surich, who was ch,airing the meeting, had to intervene to prevent the debate from degenerating. The first speaker was Fritz Stoeckler, arts 2, who spoke for the co-op side. 4CIt is basically wrong,” he de clared, “for any organization on campus to say to a company, ‘You

cannot

come here; you cannot talk

to our students because agree with your policies.’

we don’t *’

Grant Gordon, poli-sci 3 spoke next for the SDU side. He first put forth the proposition that limitations must be put 011 freedom, He then quoted from abook which condemned U.S. foreign policy and acp

belong to one of the Miss Engineer contestants. the girls see page I I.

Later Neil Davies, arts 2 de clared that a referendum should be held on whether Dow should be allowed on campus. At this point the format of the debate was challenged. The original format gave each speaker five

minutes

but only

allowed

quest-

ions during the first three minutes of the speech. A new format set up two panels. Stoeckler and C ha?-lotte Von Bezold, arts 2, represented to co-op position while Jo Surich, poli-sci 3, and Cyril Levitt, poli-sci 2, represented the SDU. Now questions from the floor were directed to these panels. For another hour there was lively discussion as many students who were unwilling to take the stand freely joined the discussion under the guise of asking a question. Under questioning, Stoeckler maintained his position that it is up to the individual student to make a decision on war companies. Le vitt, on the other hand, declared that the presence of Dow on ccmy university” was repugnant to him and he considered it an infringement on his freedom. Often the discussion drifted far from the topic and touched on everything from Poland to engineers tearing signs down. On this latter issue, Levitt tried to accuse the president of EngSoc of complicity but he was quickly silenced by the

chairman,

For a c01npI~te I~CWofa// Chevron photo by Glenn

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program

WC/ remembers

Picture a typic%1 highSch~1 assembly. Prinremembrance orating. Veterans sumcipal Flanders marizing. Hymns s Ministers sermoni2ingo poems. not meaning. Flags hanging School trumpeter blowing. Students yawning, forgetting. There were your rememberantes? Doug Koegler, of Waterloo Collegiate, felt exactly the same way so he did something about it.

war

Being in charge of the school’s assemblies this year providedhim with an ideal opportunity to change the ‘blah’ of past years intosomething relevant. Those at the remembrance assembly saw, not the usual performances, but rather slides of Those that kill the real wars. people today. Influenced by theChristianpavilion at Expo, Koegler selected 50 slides of the two world wars,

and other actions of the past. Then came scenes from the present day Vietnam,burnedflesh, and orphan children. The effect of the slides was intensified by sounds taped from Labyrinth and various audio effects like air raid sirens and bombs. Then came the religious bit. Not the usual ministerial sermon, but instead a very pacifistic talk on the why’s of remembrance day. Reverend J.H. Patterson of Kitchener ‘s Trinity United Church asked,“...why did they fight and die? Just so we could fight or so we could strive for something better ?” Throughout, his talk centered on the theme,” . ..you can, if you wish, decide that your generation shall have nothing to do with war.” Rock took over where Patterson ended. The Association and their Requiem for themasses,outwardly the story of a bullfighter, but actually symbolic of the death of man, provided background for the unfurling of flags and laying of wreaths, Impressions of the assembly were varied. Ron Scoines, a WC1 teacher said that reaction denended * on whether a person was ahawkor

in a Village in the north, have begun a campaign Observers feel that once by the Administration. have misinterpreted the in tentions of again, the citizens Planners. All pits were filled in a matter of a few days. Terrorists initiated

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most of the broadsheets which had been distributed in thecoffeeshop, lounges, and lecture halls. The SDU claims that the engineers “chose to override such meager considerations as basic freedoms .” The SDU letter demands that the judicial committee bring forward those who were allegedly involved in the destruction.

Chevron has one and we got sick and tired of taking calls for everybody from Steve Ireland down to Rufus Higgelmeyer. The campus copouts have been noticeably busier, now that they can be contacted in less time than it takes to get a pizza delivered--and when the local highschool girls start calling THEM instead of us to find out if there’s a dance this weekend. The Chevron’s hotline remains 744-OUl nights and local2497 days.

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Another UniWat tradition died Our renowned and this week. endeared night switchboard (“Ja, dies ist die central boiler room*‘) retired. The security department will now answer night calls on the university% regular lines, 744-6111. This means that any university local can now be reached after the regular switchboard closes at 5:15. In the past only those with special out-lines could be reached, The’

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The controversy surrounding last week’s protest-picket isn*t over yet. The main group of protesters, the Students for a Democratic University, has sent a letter to the judicial committee of the Federation of Students.. The SDU claims that members of the Engineering $ociety “ran amuk through the buildings of the arts quadrangle” and destroyed

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students

The Math Society continued its now traditional game of constitutional quibbles at a general meeting Tuesday night. The audience was almost outnumbered by constitutional admendments which filled the blackboards of the biology amphitheatre. About half of the19 admendments had been rubberstamped when the meetings’s constitutionality was questioned. The constitution requires a 25 percent quorum, around 300 people.

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It% that time of year again when the sports fans start talking about the big competitions, The Yates Cup, the Grey Cup, the College Bowl and the Corpuscle cup. The Corpuscle Cup? Yes, it’s blood donor time. Your faculty, residence or coUege could win the Blood coveted Corpuscle Cup. will flow next Tuesday and Wednesday. The cup, a Circle-K donation, will be awarded to the campus group which has the highest per-

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The committee was set up as an advisory body to the president and a channel of communication between students, the board of regents, and the senate. March has sent a letter to the university president saying that if “reforms are not enacted then we will have no choice but to separate ourselves completely from the Student Affairs Committee .”

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About 200 engineers christened the mathive building yesterday. This official Fort Stanton beat the festivites planned by the math society by 12 days.

Cuput

won’t

by Ian Morrison TORONTO-At a closedmeeting Monday the U of T’s supreme student disciplinary body, the Caput, decided to take no action on the publication of an allegedly obscene in last Wednesday% Paragraph varsity. Volkmar Richter, editor, and Bob Parkins, general manager of the paper, ran the paragraph as part of a story on the demonstrations at McGill University. Students at McGill had been protesting charges of “participation in publication of obscene libel on campus,,, levelled at three memo bers of theMcGillDaily,s staff.

Council

briefs

Carol

Fantasy

Unless $450 can be found the 4CGreat Land,, may not be part of the Carol Fantasy this year. Dave Blaney, chairman of the creative arts board, approached council last Monday for the money but was refused as he was not able to substantiate the sudden rise in cost from $550 to $1200 for the Fantasy. It appeared to be theconcensus of the council members that someone was trying to pull a fast one on them. The reason for the cost is the need for the hiring of musicians from London to play instruments necessary to the production but una-lailahle any closer, Without these LMruments the production can not be presented. It will now be up to Mr, Kuntz, director of music, to find the maney somewhere other than the Student Federation if he wants his show to go on. Steve

Flott,

*** grad

history,

has

needs money resigned his position of chief justice and his position as a justice on the university judiciary committee. *** Poor attendance didn’t help the second student council retreat this year, said Stewart Saxe, council’s social committee chairman. Federation president Steve Ireland disagreed claiming the attendance of 18 councillors was “not at all poor?, The cost of the retreat was$lOO but Ireland was disturbed when it was suggested as luxurious. We were sleeping on the floor and eating bologna sandwiches,,, he said, He also suggested that many other universities and many U of W de partments hold retreats. The Young report on student discipline was the main topic of discussion at the Georgetown retreat. Dave Young, grad poli sci and for+ mer vice-president of CUS, was commissioned by Provost Scott to write the report.

amhe

open

mittee are to be open, closed or recorded will continue to be determined by a vote in the committee. The general subject of open meetings in university bodies,

The October 30, 1967 meeting of the committee on the study of uniheld to re versity government, ceive the long-aw&ed brief of the faculty association, was an open meeting in accordance with an earlier decision of the committee. At the October 30 meeting a motionto hold open meetings for the coming phase of the committee,s work, i.e. the task of generating a report,was clef eated. The motion may of course be introduced again. However, whether meetingsof C,hecorn-

in the formulation of policy for governing bodies, was listed by the steering Committee (Of which Mr. Ireland is a member) as a top ic for full discussion by the committee, and is now on its agenda. In my introductory remarks at the October 30 meeting I alsoproposed a separate, open, and public, “Waterloo debate,, of about three consecutive evenings, on the crucial issues of student and faculty concern. I note that this proposal

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approval but many Varsity report ers and editors wrote thatwhether or not they agreedwiththeoriginal publication, they were determined to support Parkins and Richter, Monday morning theCaput held a two-hour closed meeting after which it issued a one-page statement. The Caput expressed “disgust and revulsion at the article.,, It added that it believed this feeling was widely shared. The Caput felt however that the responsibility for action was not with itself but with SAC, the students administrat tive council, which publishes the paper. The Caput decided not to institute any legal proceedings but said it would also not interfere 44to protect the Varsity if such action were taken.,,

McGill

Daily

MONTREAL (CUP&A sevenman judicial committee heard testimony from both sides in the McGill Daily dispute. The charge against editor Peter Allnutt is that he cCacted in bad faith,, in publishing the Boll-weevils column containing a satirical piece reprinted from the realist magazine. As of 5 pm Tuesday the judges, all law students, were in confep ence. No final decision had yet been announced. At the trial Allnutt said that several days prior to publication he had voiced no strong objection to the article. When the paper came out Friday NOV. 3 he said he cLBegan to read the column-skim through it--and right away it hit me that it shouldn’t have been run.,, “1 made an error of judgement,,’ he said. He said he had not read the article when it originally appeared in the Realist, and was not aware of the reaction to it.

meetings

This is the text of a letter sent to the student members of the Committee on University Governmen t by Dr. Ted Ba tke, chairman of the committee.

arely

act vs. vursity

On Wednesday after the article’s publication a special meeting of the Caput was called to deal with the excerpt. Professor A.D. Allen, dean of the faculty of arts and science said he‘was %ickened so much by the article he could not finish it.,, Student reaction ranged from outrage to approval. Most students simply didn’t seem to care and by Monday, the day of the caput meeting, only seventeen letters had reached the Varsity. Monday’s Varsity included an article on student reaction on campus and reprints of most of the letters the Varsity received. The trend among students was to dis-

Chevron staff

opening

elements

was not even mentioned in the student press. Much of what has been said on the topic of openness strikes me as being rather superficial and based mainly on emotive themes. I suggest the concept of open meetings needs to be examined much more closely, especially as to its appropriateness to a wide range of types of meetings-from the rather formal deliberations of explicitly prepared proposals and recommendations to the exploratory discussions ix! sub-committees attempting to define and to formulate such proposals. As chairma of the committee on the study of university govern-

The Federation’s booking prob lems will soon be over. Board of student activities chairman Brian Iler said Wednesday that theboard would meet Monday to work out a satisfactory booking procedure for acts for big events. The three-year booking problem came to a head at this year% Homecoming concert. The Pozo Seco Singers cancelled their booking on short notice. Phil Ochs was booked and caused many pro+ lems for the Homecoming committee by being late for the concert. Homecoming co-chairmen Jo e Recchia engineering 4, and Marty McGinnis, arts 1, said none of this would happen if there was a‘Federation booking procedure. Recchia, a local booking agent, came to a Nov. 1 BSA meeting and outlined a proposal for Federation booking procedures. Both Recchia and Brian Daley of the Dram agency in Kitchener will be at Monday’s meeting. Recchia cited three examples of bad booking procedure which cost the Federation money or a good Bill Haley and the Comets act. were booked for Orientation ‘65. The act came through the William Morris Agency but the contract passed through three hands before reaching the Federation. Gord Lightfoot was booked for Homecoming ( 66 through Bernie Carroll, owner of the Infinite NooThe contracts were signed dk here but never got back to the U.S. because they got delayed going through three different agents. Lightfoot didn’t appear for the -concert. $3500 was spent at Winterland c 67 for the Brother, s Four, booked through the C riterion agency. “The various agents all received more than their fair share,, said Recchia. He said that the Federation, s problem was hiring inexperienced people to do the booking. Recchia suggested the Federation form a booking and entertain-

ment committee, The members would be the Federation’s president, treasurer and business manager, the BSA chairman, the five major weekend chairmen and a house booker. The booker would be a paid employee rather than a student. He said the committee would contract entertainment and keep files on acts and publicity, concert facilities and lighting and sound equipment. Her said that he hoped Federation president Steve Ireland, tressurer Ross McKenzie and business manager G.W. Yates would be at Monday’s meeting. “We’re working toward having one person handle all the bookings,” he said, He also wanted to work closely with other universities in booking big acts. He said it was easier to get a good act if they had other bookings in the area. The Pozo Seco’s were lost because . their booking the night after the concert was in the Homecoming southern U.S. .

Overhead

not paid

It is often said that homecoming, winter-land as well as grad balland orientation pay for themselves. According to Ross McKenzie, treasurer of the Federation of Students, this is not, so, ‘tThey da pay for the direct expenses incurred such as advertising, ticket printing, entertainment and rentals. ccThey do not, however, pay the indirect or overhead costs such as postage, telephones, secretarial services and office rental.,, McKenzie said that these costs are covered by the administrative budget of the Federation. ((If these events were required to pay these costs as well, their costs would be increased 20 to 30 per+ cent o,,

up by 25%

Enrollment The University of Waterloo reg. istrar’s office released the final, computer-totaled results t’nis week. The official computations show that there are 7078.536921 students in undergraduate and graduate studies in all faculties. This represents a 25 percent increase over last year’s figures. The total enrollment includes 891 graduate students and 6187.536921 undergraduate students in the various faculties, schools and colleges. The fractional figure is due to the IBM 360 computer’s

closely ment, I consider it inappropriate to offer my personal views on issues before the Committee, and I assure you that this can be a frustrating experience. However, I am quite prepared to have ameeting with students’ council so that we might clarify some of the issues at stake. I believe, in all sincerity, that the style of namecalling and the illfounded insinuations evident in the November 3rd issue of the Chevron destroys confidence and good faith O!I all sides and is hardly the level of communication to be expected in a ( community of scholars,.

Friday,

belief that undergrads aren’t quite all there. This year’s freshman class totalled 2138 compared with 2055 last year. More. than half of the undergraduates (3169) are enrolled ti coop erative courses in napalm production engineering, applied physics, applied chemistry, appUed biology, mathemagics, physical and health education and artichokture. of these, 951 are off campus for training terms. They will r,eturn, we hope, in January. The plumbers still have the largest faculty with 2504 students. Some say this accounts for the low overall university acedemic standing. Mathematics, which began operations this year as a separate faculty, is second with 1481 (even without Ralph Stanton). The. new school of physical edttcation, which began a four-year cooperative program this yearhas 232 students. Two other new schools also enrolled their first students this fall. The school of optometry, a division of the faculty of science, has 97 students, following its move from the former College of Opton?etr!- in Toronto. This figure was i;roken, by the computer into 4 blind, 23 astigmatics, 48 with tunnel vision, z:lti 22 with cola r-blindne ss. The school of architecture has a limit first year enrollment of 34 students.

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from Uniroyal in Elmiry to Vietnam? And it goes right by our campus1 Not only would the protesters have made the national press, but they would probably have got arrested and become as famous as this summer’s great train robbers (the guys who got caught trying to push a gondola car from a siding onto University Avenue). But then again I don’t think they had enough bodies to do the job. Why do you think they dug up an old Womens Christian Temperance Union protester? You saw the one with the placard: “Mothers march on dew? They told her Dow breweries was on campus to hire suds engineers. Actually, the protest was a sign that everybody was happy: the fascists because they’re making money off the war, and the pink patrol because they’ve exposed it all. SHOE -ON -THE -OTHERFOOT DEPT: I wonder what would’ve happened if all the poli sci students’ involved had been in co-op poli sci. Even if some other group had made such a protest of C anadian complicity in the Viet war, the Canadian government would probably stop employing students. Being just about the only employer in the program, its withdrawal would meanthepoli scis would have to go back to slinging freight for the CPR. can be a funny “Pacifists” bunch when it comes to money. Take frinstance the Mennonites. They won’t go ‘to war and they dotit want to pay for Canada Pension Plan. Why? For religion? No. For money. The Mennonites keep the sab-

D. Goldbrick

the mighty mouth

BRIDGEPORT (Staff)-Cleopatra isn’t dead, she’s hiding in the Yellow Pages, under Antony. Now that I’ve got your attention I’d like to apologize for last week’s collection of goldbric-abrat. If I kept up that quality very long, I might never reach the newsprint nirvana. All that jazz about right and left has nothing to do with the real world. The political spectrum boils down to the apathy party and the indifference party and there’s not a heck of a lot of difference between them anymore. And the real anarchists turn out to be the left-professing NDP. Ye are the folksong army, every one of us cares - - Ive all hate poverty, war and injustice mlike the rest of you squares. Ternember the war against Franc0 hat3 the kind where each of us belongs; .hough he may have won all the battles, ve had all the good songs. . . io join in the folksong army - guitars are the weapons we bring ‘0 the fight against poverty, war and injustice: .eady, aim, sfnnnnnggggg.

That’s what was missing from last week’s pathetic paraplegic protest: folksinging. I mean the protesters had jumped on the American anti-Viet bandwagon to protest Dow. At least the Yanks know how to treat an audience. If they wanted to be original, they could have blockaded the Elmiry express. Do you realize that train carries defoliants

bath and anything else they can get their hands err--one of their own jokes. They also tell you that only the Mennonite could buy something from a Scot and sell it to a Jew and still make a profit. The cloak-and-wagon group is even apt to make money from its distinctive, garb. In recent history it has becorrrt somewhat common to hear this type of inquiry in an Elmiry drygoods store: “Pd like to buy one of those black hunky hats? “WHAT style, sir?’ “Like the one you’re wearing.” 0 We haven’t seen too much of it on our campus, but down the street Waterlootheran is in danger of becoming Watermennonite. Three of the topadministrative posts are now held by non-cloak-and-wagon type Mennonites. Students have started wearing the black hunky hats and the chickenhawks’ band has been renamed the booster brethren band. But don’t think it can’t happen Gerry Hagey’s father here. was a Mennonite. So is Jim Nagel, the Chevron janitor-in-chief. He9 s lovingly refered to as a 44soft-line MenThat nonite compromiser”. means if some pressure group wants him to campaign for legalizing marijuana because it% less dangerous than alcohol, he’s apt to suggest that alcohol be restricted. Anyway, if this week’s column reaches you in a censoredform, you can blame Nagel, or else Mennonite typethose cute setting girls at our printer%,

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scene in which Mrs. Kennedy was said to witness in Air Force OneJohnson sexually defiling Kennedy’s corpse. Although McGill Daily editor Peter Allnutt printed a retraction Krassner wondered whether or not the decision was influenced by external pressures. <‘As editor, publisher and ringleader of the Realist, I have no one to answer to but myself. Allnut’s in a different position. College newspapers don’t have that type of independence. It all comes down to he who pays the piper calls the tune. There are no objective standards to decide whether they were wise or unwise in printing the piece. It depends on a number of things.” When told that both student council and the senate will meet to consider disciplinary action, Krassner replied, ccThat’s absurd. The Realist isn’t trash.... it is required reading on some English courses in different colleges in the States. To take disciplinary action means to punish people for committing crimes without victims.” Krassner was asked if it was wise to employ real persons in satirical comment. * ’ “1 see nothing wrong with it. One of America’s most respected satirists, Art Buchwald, wrote a article about the death of J. Edgar Hoover... The use of real persons in satire often determines the impact the piece will have upon readers. I think it’s up to the individual writer to decide whether or not to use real people to add to the versimilitude of his satire.” To Krassner, the whole controversy created in Montreal by his article is based on irrationality and emotion.

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MONTREAL (CUP&The recent controversy surrounding the McGill Daily for reprinting an allegedly obscene article from Realist magazine has brought out a complete spectrum of comment. Hysterical outcries from openline broadcaster Pat Burns led the opposition while Paul Krassner, the original author of. the satirical article‘expressed the opposite view. In an interview with the student newspaper at Sir George Williams University, Krassner reiterated that the story was entirely satirical in intent. Neither he nor the Realist has been sued, he said, because no laws had been broken, When asked if he was surprised at the McGill reaction he replied, &‘Not at all. <When John Fekete (the author of the McGill column in which the article appeared) called to ask for permission to run it,” Krassner went on, “1 told him he’d have to expect this kind of thing. He told me he realized the risks involved and so I told him to go ahead and print it. He called me over the weekend and filled me in on what was happening and I wrote a letter saying the ,article was entirely fictional.” The passage which so many felt was objectionable dealt with fit-

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To The Editor: Here are portions of a letter I have just received from my son who is now stationed in Vietnam. My son enlisted in the army, asked to be sent to Vietnam and backed the government’s strong policy toward the war in Vietnam --at least he did when he left this country last November. I believe what he has to say will be of interest to you and to your readers: Dear mom and dad: , Today we went on a mission and I’m not very proud of myself, my friends or my country. We burned every hut in, sight! It was a small rural network of villages and the people were incredibly poor. My unit burned and plundered their meagre possessions. Let me try to explain the situation to you. The huts here are thatched palm leaves. Each one has a dried mud bunker inside. These bunkers are to protect the families, somewhat like air raid shelters. My unit commanders, however, chose to think thatthesebunkers are offensive. So every hut we find that has a bunker, we are ordered to burn to the groundi When the 10 helicopters landed this morning, in the midst ofthese huts, and six men jumped out of each “chopper” we werefiring the moment we hit the ground. We fired into all the huts we could. Then we got “on Iine” and swept the area. It is then that we burn these huts and take all men old enough to carry a weapon and the ‘%hoppers *’ come and get them (they take them to a collection point a few miles away for interrogation) . The families don’t understand this. The Viet Cong fill their minds with tales‘saying the GI’s kill all their men. Crying, begging, praying So, everyone is crying, begging, and praying that we don’t separate them and take their husbands and

Vietnam,

every

fathers, sons and grandfathers. The women wail and moan. Then they watch in terror as we burn theirhomes ,personal passessions and food. Yes, we burn all rice and shoot all livestock. Some of the guys are so careless. Today a buddy of mine called “La Dai” (come here) into a hut and an old man came out of the bomb shelter. My buddy told the old man to get away from the hut and since we have to move quickly on a sweep, just threw a hand grenade into the shelter. As he pulled the pin the old man got excited and started jabbering and running toward my buddy and the hut. A GI, not understanding, stopped the old man with a football tackle just as my buddy threw the grenade into the shelter. (There is a four-second .delay on a hand grenade.) After he threw it; and was running for cover, (during this foursecond delay) we heard a baby crying from inside the shelter. There was nothing we could do . . . . After the explosion we found the mother, two children (ages about six and 12, boy and girl) and an almost newborn baby. That was what the old man was trying to tell us. The shelter was small and narrow. They were all huddled together. The three of us dragged out the bodies onto the floor of the hut. It was horrible The children’s fragile bodies were torn apart, literally mutilated. We looked at each other and burned the hut. The old man was just whimpering in disbelief outside the burning hut. We walked away and left him there. My last look was; an old, old man in ragged, torn, dirty clothes on his knees outside the burning hut, praying to Buddha. His white hair was blowing in the wind and tears were rolling down.... We kept on walking, then the three of us separated. Therewas a hut at a distance and my squad leader told me to go over and

Quebec

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by Doug Long American economic domination. Quebec must liberate MONTREAL (CUP) -- A Sir Therefore herself.” George Williams University proHe indicated that only then will fessor said certain similarities exist between the Vietnamese and political and cultural independence be possible. Bergeron illustrated Quebec struggles. this point by saying that “to speak Prof. Leand re Bergeron, cultural independence is of speaking in the fourth of a series eyewash-folklore. In these terms of lectures on Vietnam, said; Vietnam must do the same thing “Both are fighting for their libein order to liberate herself from ration. Young Quebecois and young Vietnamese feel that they have been the United States.” While entertaining questions, colonized . As the Vietnamese he asked, “Assuming that a revowant Vietnam for themselves--not lution in Quebec is successful, for France or for theunited States where would theseparatist govern--so do the FrenchCanadians want ment get the money to run its Quebec for the Quebecois. economy?” “In Guebec, the clergy once Bergeron replied that since the provided a controllinglink between wealth of a country belongs to its England and the colonies, To-day, the lay bourgeois of Quebec is people, Quebec would only need to expropriate its natural resources linked to English speaking Canada being exploited and to American capitalism and which arepresently by American interests. is not really interested inQuebec.” He offered a positive approach to Bergeron declared that this is French-English relations saying, analagous to the Saigon bourgoise “English speaking Canadians must being tied to the United States. realize that they are being coloniAs Bergeron sees it, confedezed by the United States. They ration, in its present form, is not must then decide to buy Canada a pact between equals but the back. granting of a limited power and Most important of all’*,he added, cultural freedom to Quebec. “English Canadians must also “The radical elements in Querealize that they are being colobec want the real freedom that realize that as Canada should be comes with economic indefor Canadians, so too should pendence. The rest of Canada has be for the Quebecois.” not opted to reverse the trend of Quebec

hut’ destroy it. An oldish man came out of the hut. I checked and made sure no one was in it, then got out my matches. The man came up to me then, and bowed with hands in a praying motion over and over. He looked so sad. He didn’t say anything, just kept bowing, begging me not to burn his home. We were both there, alone, and he was about your age dad. With a heavy heart, I hesitatingly put the match to the straw and started to walk away. Dad, it was so hard for me to turn and look at him in the eyes but I did. I wish I could have cried but I just can’t anymore. I threw down my rifle and ran into the now blazing hut and took out everything I could save-food clothes, etc. Afterward he took my hand,still saying nothing and bowed down touching the back of my hand to / his forehead. Machine gun fire is coming into our village (base camp). We are being attacked now as I am writing. I must go. Next day: everything’s OK. It was just harassing fire. I was up for the better part of the night though. Well, dad, you wanted to know what it’s like here. Does this give you an idea? Excuse the poor writing but I was pretty emotional I guess, even a little shook. --Your son The rest of my son’s letter goes on to describe what the routines of his life in Vietnam are like. He described an uneventful ambush he participated in and he got excited about a new type rifle he had been issued. Beyond that, there are personal matters which he discussed. Needless to say, I was very much disturbed to read this letter. My 16-year old daughter had read it before I did and when I went to her room, I found her crying. I asked her the reason and she replied by handing me the letter. I have not been a dove as far as the Vietnamese war is concerned though I have not been a strong hawk either. But I think that the American people should understand what they mean when they advocate a continuation and even in escalation of our war effort in Vietnam. q They should understand that war doesn’t consist only of two armies made up of young men in uniform armed and firing at each other across open fields with bugles blowing and flags waving. The American people should understand what a war suchas this does to our young men’ whom we send overseas to carry out our government’s foreign policy. I guess what I am saying is that whatever course American public opinion backs should be supported by knowledge and understanding of concrete results ofthat course and not by illusions. A GI’s dad,

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Would a kangaroo-skin rug or a voodoo mask turn you on? Looking for something shocking to give for Christmas ? Then don’t miss Treasure Van. This annual display and sale of international handicrafts will be on campus December 4 to 9 in -7 the food-services foyer . Prices will range from ten cents to $200. - U of W students will act as sales assistants. If you’re lucky they might demonstrate some of the more unique items. These include “wife leaders” from Barbados and traditional swords from Spain, More than 30 countries have products in the treasure van display. Since 1952, Treasure Van has travelled across Canada with handicrafts, most of which cannot be obtained. Treasure Van tours are sponsored by the World University Service of Canada. Besides aiding universities in underdeveloped countries , WUSC organizes a seminar for Canadian university students each summer in some overseas country. The Federation of Students program this year. In addition, it decided not to have Treasure Van unless an active 10-l WUSC committee would operate it. This year, Treasure Van wiu. still come because of an earlier cornmittment and because of general student popularity of the sale. Orgadzr Henry Levinsky still needs sales help and can be contacted through the Federation office.

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The sponsors of last year’s LSD symposium at Toronto are at It again. ‘I’hls time they have chosen insanity as the topic. RaymondRae, a third-year history student, is heading this year’s program. Some of the topics raised this y&r will be ‘What is propaganda? What is conformity? What does the violence in Detroit and Vietnam mean?” I

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Ronnie rising

by Robert Chodos BALTIMORE (CUP)--The Ronald Reagan jokes (First Hollywood producer: “What do you think of Ronald Reagan for Governor?” Second Hollywood producer: “I?%ald Reagan for Governor? No, Jimmy Stewart for Governor and Ronald Reagan for best friend.“) are seldom heard now. Theywere never very funny anyway. What is heard is increasingly respectable speculation that Ronald Reagan will be on the Republican ticket- in 1968, either as Presidential or Vice-Presidential candidate. Since James Reston first discussed the possibility of a Rockerfeller-Reagan ticket--It has everything against it except for one thing-it might win,“-+ the New York Times a couple of months ago it. even made the cover of Time magazine, which treated it as a ‘dream ticket’: ‘were is Rocky, launching ‘his campaign from the steps of a Harlem tenement and blazing a triumphant trail through the nation’s big cities; there is Reagan, wowing the farmers at the plowing contest in Fargo, North Dakota, and, as he

stumps through the cornfields 1964, and we all know that 1964 of the Midwest and the canebrakes was supposed to be a debacle for of the South, leaving in his wake the Republicanparty and theAmerlegions of charmed citizens, parican right. ticularly women, who will have 62 It is becomlrig clear that million votes next year--4,000,OOO the forces that propelled Barry more than U. S. men.” Goldwater to national prominence One thing Reagan has already were forces whose strength was done is to silence those people only beginning to be felt. James who were singing funeral hymns Q. Wilson, a Harvard professor over the dead body of the Amerof Government and a native of ican right after Ba’rry Goldwater southern California, thinks that could carry only five states in Reagan’s appeal in his home state 1964. The corpse turned out to is the result of the transptintation be very much alive. Despite of fundamentalist Protestantism Reagan’s supposed ‘moderation’ from ‘the small town to suburbia, in office in Sacramento, his ideoof a ~rowth-ori&ed society and logy differs from Goldwater’s only of a deeply-rooted belief in busiin details. He said last week that ness values and the sanctity of public welfare in America has been ’ property. Southern Californians “a colossal and almost complete believe that the functionof governfailure” and he out-hawks Lyndon ment is to create the proper cliJohnson and nearly everyone else mate for business and are more on VietNam: “I don’t think anyone likely to respond to symbolic, would cheerfully want to useatomic moral issues than to bread-and weapons. But the last person @ -butter ones. the world that should know we If he is correct, then anyone to wouldn’t use them is the enemy. the left of William Buckley (who sees Reagan as the voice af “resHe should go to bed every night and debeing afraid that we might.” He ponsible conservatism’* believes “it would be pretty naive fends him against attacksfromthe to rule out the part the Communists Eastern liberal establishment, although he does not yet write about played’* in the widespread October him in the worshipful manner in 21 peace demonstrations: “You don’t have to look under your bed which he still talks about Barry Goldwater) can look forward to anymore for Communists. Youcan 1968 and beyond without enthujust look out in fr ant of your city siasm. ball. m’ This sounds uncomfortablylike The Johnson-Goldwater camthe sort of rhetoric we heard in paign of 1964 moved the entQre

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American political scene several degrees to the right; the dominant theme of the JohnsonAdministration has been not the War on Poverty in Appalachia and the ghettoes but the War on People in Viet Nam. To reverse this trend, it would be necessary for Johnson to be seriously challenged from the left in 1968. About the best that could be expected is that the Republican candidate would be a dove on Viet Nam and a ‘me-too’ on everything else. But a JohnsonReagan campaign would simply accelerate the trend and stillmore firmly establish the far right as a force in American politics--if Reagan loses, In a year when, as ’ Esquire magazine said, “the Republicans sould easily defeat Lyndon Johnson if only they didn’t have to run a candidate against him”, it is hard to discount the possibility that we will wake up in the morning of January 21,1969, and find that Ronald Reagan is President of the United States.

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Now that the majority of stuents on campus have gone back publicity. to the more important pursuit of There is now talk amongthe SDU knowledge, I would like to comment of picketing the graduate engion the aftereffects of last week’s neering placement interviews in leftwing protest against the Dow January. Are they trying to deChemical Company. prive deserving students of their This narrowminded outburst was choice of professional ernployjustifiably opposed by the great merit? I hope they reconsider the majority of students. Not only did significaixe of such a protest. I * 8 rp s cience and the engineering, react mathematics societies There was one other aspect of unfavorable to the so-called stuthe SDU activities which disturbed dents for aDemocratic University, The Federation of Students me. but also a great many deep-thinking did not pay for the materials for tours es academics in arts leaflets, but they the protesters’ expressed disapproval. were allowed to use theFederation The most disturbing ramifiof of Students did not pay for the cations involveour renowned coopoffice and its electric typewriters. program, at erative-education This amounts to tacit approval same program for which the uniby their actions by YOUR elected veristy received commendations in student administration. I hope you the Toronto Daily Star during OUT will register your disapproval with Tenth Anniversary Week. Are representative on student your these ‘protesters willing to accept I hope you will administration. the responsibility for damaging the register your disapproval with cooperative education which a reson student YOU ” representative pected national publication like the council. Star would give such prominence? Also on the subject of the leafBecause of a recessing tendency lets: The SDU has demanded in the economy, the o0-0p emplaythat the judicial committee of the ment situation is strained. There Federation of Students take action are fewer jobs than students. Beagainst the students who removed cause of the Dow protest, emfrom circulation “approximately

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100 broadsheets *‘. They claim that “members in good apparent &ding of the Engineering Society ran amuck through the buildings of the arts quadr angle methodically destroying...” They further hurled epithets, “these same selfsaying, appointed vigilantes chose to override such meager considerations as basic freedoms. They were in the possession of truth...” The honorable SDU has sug“compulsory politicalgested science courses in democracy for those involved *‘. Most probably the professor assigned would treat the students as fascist, capitalist engineers, not capable of moral decision-making. This has been so in the past for political courses offered to co-op students. * t * If the judicial committee thinks it can act in this case, I say it is sadly mistaken. First, it is being asked to seek out the students involved because SDU does not know who they are. This is not the job of the judicial committee. Its job is not to investigate, but to interpret the law as ii applies to a particular plaintiff and defendant*

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being put on in the Theater of the Arts starting Thursday. A flower-festooned bust of the bard himself looked peacefully out through his dark glasses from Mrs. Hedges’ desk. He was apparently unaware of what she is doing to his play. Actually, with the exception of cutting one scene and the epilog

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In an attempt to find out what was meant be the rumors I had heard about a plaY whose actors were all dropou& I dropped in to see Mrs. Mita Hedges, drama director-in-residence and director of the hippie version of Shakespeare’s ‘As you like it’

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of what these newspaper writers are trying to describe and failing so miserably? Perhaps as a resultofthechoice of this particular typeof production or perhaps as a result of Mrs. Hedges’ views on directing , this play has *become very much an actors play. The responsibility of development of the character is left up to the individual actor. I think Mrs. Hedges 2nd LAY& her cast deserve app;obatGi in advance for their courage in attempting the very difficult task of showing the present social condition through a literary form 400

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been reported better it has before? The words “Shakespeare*’ and “report’* started a train of thought which led to the conclusion that Shakespeare was describing much the same sort of situation in his ‘As you like it’. The Duke Senior seemed an early version of Timothy Leary and his followers assumed the guise of hippies. Continuing with the same idea the sojourn in the Forest of Arden then becomes in modern society a rustic love-in. So why not Produce the Play in modern dress with amoderninterpretadOn--aS a visual ibStratiOn

and including additional music* there are very few changes to the actual story line of the play. And if he could survive Richard Burton’s ‘Hamlet’ in modern dress, he can survive ohe of his comedies in extra-mod dress. The idea for the play camefrom an exasperated comment about the nature of the newspaper write-ups _ of the various hippie activities. One day after reading one of these articles, Mrs. Hedges turned to her husband and said, ‘Why don’t they tell us something new ? People have been dropping out from society tolook for something better since Shakespeare and before--and

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Expo by Elksbeth

Karn

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A miniature Expel That was my first impression -an informal, friendly atmosphere from the very start. The emcee asked us to pardon any imperfection we might find in their humble presentation. And the audience had to. Somebody hit a wrong note or forgot the words, looked at you and grinned-and, well, you just had to laugh along \ with him. .

It started off with an “internat tional language that we can all understand,,4hinesel The first song concerned shapely Chinese girls and strong, hardy mountain boy s. I guess even Chinese gestures are universally understood, because it went over pretty big, (a guy whose wife is known for her big feet!) Interpretations weren’t always offered, but then, they weren’t always needed. A candle dance evoked a few ohs and ahs, while a Ukrainian I4 flirtation,, dance brought out a few good hearty laughs. When the artist snickered in the midst of his Pakistani song, I got the feeling that maybe he was

Nigerian students’ presmted

a pZay about installing a chief during International

telling an in-joke. The English songs I could easily understand. One concerned anovergrown worm that ran aroundand milked cows. Some musical presentations were positively weird and far-out. If you closed your eyes, you could swear you were off in a dark, remote corner of some swamp. Others were a mixture of hilaity and sad irony-a West Indian sang White Christmas, while clecorating the traditional Canadian tree. The most poorly represented group-(:anada-sneaked in with ‘Un Canadian errant, and ‘Four strong winds,. The solo Indian dance certainly deserves mention. All ages attended International Night and I think they wereallcatered to. If you were looking for a professional show, you would have been greatly disappointed. It wasn’t a’night for Men-scouting. But those taking part didn’t pretend to be professionals. They had anopportunity to show Canadians why they’re proud of their nations and thgy did just that. .

Night, sponsored by the ISA. Chevron photo by Fred Waiters

Alfred Kynz

No crash* course Alfred Kunz is not only director of music at University of Waterloo; he is also acomposer---aCanadian composer. Since he was 16, all his actions have been to this end. He took up piano to enable him to play several lines of notes simultaneously; he learned to play al+ most every other instrument; he studied techniques of composition and conducting in Toronto under some of Canada’s foremost composers. For a time he even taught piano in the afternoons and evenings to support his family and wrote music into the dawn to support himselfhis desire, his ambition. ’ He decided to conduct, and so he formed choirs and instrumental groups in Kitchener-Waterloo. He now directs two Concordia choirs,

position and twelve-tone technique. He now considers himself a writer of two types of music: avant-garde and functional. His music of the avant-garde school employs new and different techniques, such as eclecticism (incorporating many borrowed styles into one piece of music). His functional music consists of choral music and compositions such as ‘The big land,.

BOOKS: Faith, Alternatives to Christian belief by Leslie Paul, Doubleday $5.95 “If God does not exist, every= thing is permitted.,, So spoke Destoyevsky’s Ivan Karamager and his words have found an echo in the spiritual confusion engulfing the 20th century. This book is a critical survey of the contemporary s ear c h for m caning, surveying the various philosophies offered as substitutes to the Christian faith, now in the throes of a severe crisis. There is humanism-faith in m.in as ma.n,s own end. There are the theories of evolutionary optimism and evolutionary pessinism expounded by thinkers such as Teilhard de Chardier and Bertrand Russell. The author analyzes the“ marxist alternative,, discussing the whole sweep of marxi& thinking from Its most rigid historical de terminism to the more recent return to concepts of humanfreedom. He summarizes Toynhee’s the ory of life-cycles of civilizations; the existentionalist ideas of noth-

music

for composing

the Electrohome choir, and the university singers, chorus, band and orchestra, as well as the children, s chorus. ’ He spent a year-the year of his life-studying on scholarship in Europe with men HkeStockhausen. It was here that his specialstylistic interests developed: free com-

In the summer of 1966, Ku&s desire to write something force ada’s C entennial which all the university music groups couldpeform together led to’ The big land,. Sketching the oratorio as he saw it in his mind, he asked Dr. Larry Cummings, an English prof, if he could supply the libretto (words). When he read the libretto the could supply the libretto (words). When he read the libretto the sounds in Ku&s mind began to take shape and he was able to write something down. Sitting at his piano, he wrote melody and some harmony. Then he orchestrated, wrote vocalparts ad a reduced orchestration for the piano. A few lines cannot describe the beauty or the effort of creating, To write music is to produce the

photos,

ingness, freedom and absurdity. In addition, Dr. Paul deals with our modern literature of concern, produced by writers such as Sartre, Caenus, Graham Greene, John’ Updike and Eliot. The c( survey,,, however, tends to be mildly dogmatic at times, and leaves one with the impression that the subject is altogether too wide to be compressed into a single volume. The book is fair reading, however, if only a survey knowledge is desired, but lacks substance if an attempt is made to apply the arguments .-Ayn Wilson Guide to perfect exposure by George and Cora Wright Kennedy. Random House Of all the books about photography today, this guide must be the most successful in achieving its purpose. Not only does it cover the topic thoroughly, but it is designed to be read until one’s curiosity about control of photographic exposure is satisfied.

time

The booklet traces the sophistication of exposure from posing subjects so sun is in their eyes to the art of pushing high-speed for available-light

Having

read

gradual control that the delicate films

through

once, it remains a lastingly useful reference guide for the onein-a+ hundred exposure situation. The book is also available infar less than the price of film that would be wasted otherwise.alenn Berry The technicolor time machine by Harry Harrison. Doubleday $4.75 Voyagers in time, ed. by Robert Silberberg. General $5.95 The winter’s crop of sciencefiction contains a number of books that return to an old theme: time travel. ‘The technicolor time machine, is a book that should go a long way towards proving that sciencefiction has a legitimate claim to be this book happens to be one of the

funniest

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sound,

the sound in the

mind of the creator. in the form

of four

To write this vocal parts and

30 or 40 instrumental parts is not an easy task. ‘Rarely has there been a composer who has not been frustrate& either because he could not write what he heard or because no one else saw the beauty he himself be held in his creations. And then he wrote out, by hand, page by page, parts for every instrument . He experienced the frustration of having to set aside the more important for so mundane a chore-unfortunately a necessity. ‘The big land’ will be heard by the public for the first time December 1, 2 and 3 in the Theater of the Arts.

and

photography.

the text

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unhistory

the field It is funny because it is soclose to reality. A sharp movie director moves to save his studio by obtain-

The decline and fall by Roger Price. Random House $2.75 (paper)

.lg a time machine so that he can shoot movies on location in history. ‘The idea work-but who would be-

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Newfoundland because they were paid to do so by an American movie company? That such a successful book should come from Harrison is no surprise for he tries to keep close to current technology and he has a deep sense of humor. Silverberg’s collection, on the other hand, is not very remarkable. At least half of the collection dates back before the 5Os, but in the case of a memorable selection from Wells’s ‘The time machine,, this is forgivable. None of the stories make very serious contributions to the genre. One story that could have been included is the all-time masterpiece by Heinlein, ‘By his bootstraps,. A book to occupy shelf spaceDale Martin Friday,

This

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of those

books

of news photographs

with funny captions added. In this case, Roger Price has taken selections from Edward Gibbon’s De cline and fall of the Roman empire, and put them with appropriate pictures of American society. The book is not especially funny and one tires of having the Great Society compared to the late Roman empire even ti it is true.Dale Martin Yes sir, that/s my Wolfgang by 6. Welton Marquis, Prent ic-Hall $4.75. This is to music as ‘1066 and all that, is to history. Musical criticism may never recover, I hope. I specially recommend this to anyone who has done the conservatoire bit or has a fair background in music. The learned footnotes are uproariously funny .-PrLl& ence Edwards

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\ is u lifelong,

CEducation This article is reprinted from the winter #67 edition of “‘Engineer? The four ages of the engineer points up an important consideration in broadening engineering curriculum to deal with the _ environment.

For many engineers, technical obsolescence begins the day they pick up their diplomas s says Dr. George A. Hawkins, Dean of Purdue University’s engineering school. “These engineers have somehow failed to learn that education is a lifelong, self-imposed discipline. Eventually, they’ll blame the uni-

versities for their educational blems,” he says in looking back. shortcomings .‘* The recent graduate, Hawkins Hawkins, who is also director explains, ‘is impatient because he of the undergraduate phase of the 1 can not cope with practical problems as easily as does the older goals of engineering education engineer. divides the educational s-Y* weds of an engineer into four Between five to fifteen years chronological periods as based on after graduation, the working entheir own complaints about college gineer complains: “I should have curricula. had more mathematics, physics, According to Hawkins, between and engineering b&try, one andfiveyears after graduation, science. I need this background an engineer wishes that his study for solving difficult contemporary program had contained morepracproblems in engineering.** This dcal courses. ‘1 could have then young engineer has not kept up, begun immediately to solve indusHawkins notes, and is annoyed with try’s day-to-day engineering prohis formal education on dis-

Butterfield by Frank

Bialystok

(Chevron staff)

One of the most exciting musical happenings to hit Toronto in a long time occurred last Thursday night at Massey Hall. The Paul Butterfield Blues Band, an amalgam of eight young musicians, shook up the near-capacity audience with a fantastic blend of rock, jazz and hard-core blues. For those who have heard the band on record (The Paul Butterfield Blues Band and East-West both on ELEKTRA) the sound produced by Butterfield and his accomplices had little similarty to their earlier work. The big change has been the insertion of a three piece brass which has changed the i _ section band’s style from a white inter-

self-imposed covering that he is short theoretical knowledge.

on new

Between 12 to 25 years after graduation, the engineer voices a need for more courses in management and administration. “I need skills in public speaking, writing, labor relations, finance, and budget control.“Now that our maturing engineer has advanced into supervision or management , Hawkins says , he is lea rning that technical competence is no guarantee of success in personnel and administrativematters. Twenty-five years after graduadon and beyond, the engineer ref lects : “A greater number of college courses should have been

was bia hit pretation of modern Chicago blues to a unique sound that, at times, seems to resemble the rhythm *n blues bands of Otis Redding and Wilson Pickett, while at other times, the sound faintly reminds one of the Chicago jazz style of the 1930s. The changes were clearly evident by the band’s work in the concert. Only one number (LookOver Yonders Wall) was familiar to Butterfield’s record buyers. In fact, over half of the material performed has been written since June. The change inButterfield’s style puts him a step ahead of other pseudo-white-blues bands e such as Charley Musselwhits’s South Side Band, and the Siegel-SchwallBand. With Butterfield on harp and vocals the band had been. able to

disiipline’

produce a vibrant, exciting sound while sticking to basic blues. The insertion of the horns and a change in the rhythm section (Bugsy Mahn is the new bassist’and Philip Wilson the new drummer) along with a mature interpretation of contemporary music by guitarist Elvin Bishop and organist MarkNaftalin, the band has elevated its sound to a new plateau. They are no longer just a good white blues band, but a musical ensemble that manages tocombine the best of three great musical genres (jazz, blues, rock) in a fashion that is highly invendveand truly refreshing. Soon to be released in Canada will be Butterfield’s third albumn. If it gives a true indication of his present sound, it will be outstanding.

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A discussion

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Plays at the Odeon Nov. 16-21 and stars such T. V. dropouts as Milton Berle, Joey Bishop, and Dorothy Pr ovine-which, incidentally, should hint at the calibre of this epic feature, The audience is required to swallow the promises of a checker (Jim Hutton), who “inadvertantly” destroys $50,000 in newly-printed currency and attempts to replace the same. He enlists the aid of an ice-

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CANADA’S SECOND CENTURY

devoted to the fine arts, music, literature, and the drama. I feel deficient in these areas when talking with contemporaries.*’ Now that he is approachingretirement and full-time leisure, Hawkins observes, our fully matured engineer feels uneasy about his neglect of cultural pursuits. According to Dean Hawkins, “These are the four ages of the working engineer, and each requires a specialized body of knowledge and skills. Certainly, the engineering school cannot prepare its graduates for every technical and social situation they are likely to encounter during forty to fifty years as working engineers.

cream salesman (Bob YillianDenver), a sewer worker (Joey Bishop), and various other cronies) whose only interest is the $7,000, 000 that said checker promises them from the mint. To add humor to this straight theme- the comic writers came up with the idea of costumes for our heroes-Bishop dons a Boy-scout suit while Dorothy Provine sports a ballet outfit..Need I go on? If this doesn’t turn you on, the uncensored close-ups of Provine derriere may prove a bright spot amongst all this surrounding trivia. Take in this little masterpiece from the boys at Columbia. The

Long

Warrendale At the Lyric,,the “Tamingofthe Shrew” drags on for another week. Then, on Thurs., Nov. 23, Warrendale moves in. Thanks to a special screening before it is released tothemasses a review on this special documentary with all its controversy will be in the Chevron next week.

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Will occupy the Capital for one w&k beginning Nov. 16. Yul Brynner rehashes ye olde sultan role as he and his merry band cavort around the Himilayan foothills Trevor Howard compliments this with the hackneyed image of the British officer who continually ruffles the handlebar mustaches of his superiors. However, Howard in his inimitable style actually puts across Freddy Young (an actualcharacter f ram the anals of colonial India) as he provokes sympathy in his effort to convince our Sultan to surrender the British invaders. Supporting this pseudo-spectacle is the hired killer Robert Webber. There are promises of action and suspense as our man traces a spy for the $100,000 for the few ounces of well-spent lead.

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Pretty by Andy

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for plumbers ,

pedesfd

Lawrence

Chevron staff

It seems there was a plot abroad last week, sponsored by two engineers, to kidnap girls for the Miss Engineering contest tomorrow night. All of the five girls who are finalists for the title were asked to enter by two engineers who approached them either in the arts coffeeshop or while walking across campus. The strangest part is that none of the girls knew the) engineers who accosted them. There are seven finalists in all, two of them from the engineering faculty. The girl who is really an engineer is Lora Gibson, secretary of Engineering Society B. She entered the contest merely because she is a good-looking engineer. The other girl from engineering is Cathy Grey, actually in architecture 1. The school of design is under the faculty of engineering.

Cathy

Derb.yshire

The other five girls show a great variety of courses - from Cathy Derbyshire in honors physchology 1 to Sue Leppan in geography 2. The last three girls are all in third year: Beverely Smith and Charlott Cahill both in English, and Lyn Harding in history. /’ Most of the girls live in the Village. Only three Charlott, Lyn, and Cathy Grey live off campus. A third characteristic among the girls is their choice of qualities for the ideal date. The most common are that he should be intelligent and considerate. Bev wants a clean-cut boy while Lyn wants masculinity and “lots of fun”. Sue and Cathy Derbyshire share this idea but Cathy set the condition “not to fast”. Cathy Grey’s thoughts were that when the ideal boy came along she would “sense something”. Chances of dating the girls are pretty good because only two of them, Lyn and Cathy Derbyshire, are going steady. The others of the group (ages 17 to 20) are just playing the field. When commenting on their own personal lives, the girls seemed to have a general passion for skiing. Only two didn’t mention this. All are outdoors types, especially Sue. She spends her summers as a camp counsellor and is “crazy about playing football”.

Beverley

Smith

Sue Leppan

Lora

Gibson

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Lyn

Harding

Charlo Friday,

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Finlgy wins two It was a cold 38 degree, rainy Saturday when Queen’s University hosted the Ontario and Quebec Athletic Association crosscountry championships. The Waterloo team, led by Bob Finlay, finished second behind a strong Toronto squad. Fortunately for the runners the predicted snowflurries did not materialize and the rain faded to an occasional drizzle during the course of the race. The race consisted of two laps around a course composed of a mile and three quarters of flooded Theater

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fairways and a further mile and a rough quarter of, “undulating bush:’ as the course map described it. To offset the inconvenience of a few slight inches of mud on the forest path, nature provided a moderate blanket of leaves. The foliage only increased the consistency of the melange after they had been trampled in. A slightly swollen stream was also provided at the end of the woods to help clean the muck from the runners. Waterloo’s seven-man team was addition of bolstered by the Drama

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meets Australian runner J ohn Kneen. Kneen is in graduate engineering. From the start Bob Finlay led, followed by John Kneen and Dave Bailey at various intervals. At the end of the first lap F inlay held a 260second lead over Bailey while Kneen, who found the bush very hard-going, had dropped back in the field. During the second lap Finlay continued to pull ahead and a tired Bailey was just managing to stay ahead of his Toronto teammate Brain Armstrong. Meanwhile Waterloo’s top f r eshman,Paul Pearson, moved to fourth spot. Pearson continued to churn his way forward in his attempt to keep ahead of Mat’s Ray Varey. John Kneen moved up near the front again only to drop back oncemore. At the finish Bob Finlay was out in front with a time of 27 minutes and 52 seconds, a 50-second lead over Bailey. Armstrong held onto second ahead of PearsonandVarey finished fifth. John Kneen made a final effort and moved forward to finish in eleventh spot0 Waterloo% other point runners were Henry Martens (13) and Ken Sidney 05). The team prize was taken by To ronto with 27 points while Waterloo was second with 44. MacMaster was third with 68 and Western fourth with 115 points. Waterloo’s cross-country team also made an excellent showing at

Three rinks eliminated in curling playdowns The field in the men’s curling tournament was reduced to nine rinks as three quartets fell by the wayside in the second round. Pete Hindle handed Doug Hallet his second loss, 8-4, Ron Coulter bowed to John Scott 10-3, and Bob Davis exited by way of a 7-5 loss to Bob Thompson. The surviving first-round losers were joined by prestigious company, Wayne Steski and Mike Ash, each having lost a leg. Steve Wilton upended Steski 6-5 and Adrian Lomas nipped Ash 8-7. Bill Icton needed nine ends to turn back Don Latta 7-5. The Wilton-Steski game was the feature ofthesecond round. Having defeated defending champ John Scott in his opening game, Wilton was looking for a big win over the ex-Northern Ontario schoolboy skip. Down 5-2 after five ends, the Wilton crew stole three on the next two ends to come home even, Facing a Skeski counter biting the button behind cover, Wilton, with a magnificent effort, froze to the stone for shot rock. Steski’s first rock was light in an attempt to draw the button. After Wilton% second stone only partially guarded the button, Steski tried again but drew three inches past to give up the single and the game. Lomas turned in a fine individual game in leading his boys past Ash’s foursome. The losers’were

plagued by some weak shot-ma.kQg in the early going and trailed 8-1 They notched four in after six. the seventh but fell short Corning homel picking up only two as Lomas missed his last shot. Icton led 4-1 after twobut managed OI-IIY one point in the next six ends. Latta stole one in the eighth to force the extra frame, but Icton came through with a brace in the overtime stanza to settle the issue. Hindle had little trouble against the Hallet rink. He jumped into a 5-O lead and was content to trade points through the last five ends en route to victory. Scott’s rink showed some of its potential in whipping Coulter. The winners opened an 8-1 lead after four ends and coasted in from there. Davis fought back from an early 40 deficit against Thompson to make it close. He took singles in the sixth and seventh to come home one down, but Thompson used last rock to good advantage to take th.e win. Stray Straws: ***Only four games will be played in the third round. Three of these are win-or-else affairs involving Hindle and Scott, Thompson and Ash, and Steski and Latta. The fourth matches double winners Wilton and Icton. Lomas gets a bye. Round three goes at the Glenbriar, Sunday at 3 p.m.

Rugger team loses game but wins celebration

its first U,S. meet of the season, The squad finished second at the Canisuis C 011 e g e Invitational Cross Country Run in Buffalo, Bob Finlay again won top individual honours by placing first from the 151 competitors representing some 22 U.S. and Canadian univeristies. Finlay’s time of 21:42.5 was a record for the 4.5-mile course. The University of Toronto won the team award with the low score of 42 points, Waterloo was second with 83 points ; on the basis of finishes by FinIay, Paul Pearson (6), Ken Sidney (l8), Hetiy Martens (24) and Bruce Walker(34).

A frozen Seagram field peritted some hard running and quick passes in the three-quarter line, as the warriors rugger Warriors lost to Guelph 6-O Wednesday night. Guelph proved superior in this department, as John Richardson scored a try, the first scored against U of W in four games. Richardson, the Guelph fly-half, cleverly reversed his field on the Warrior 30-yard line, catching Warrior forwards out of position, and scampered down the sidelines to tally 3 points. The Warrior running attack threatened U of G many times but could not muster that all-important break necessary to score. Richardson booted a penalty goal also to round out the scoring at 6-O. The frozen snow and ice on the field caused many scrapes to the All exposed legs of both teams. was mended during a traditional beer and lewd-song session after the game. Saturday, the Warriors played in London against the Western Mustangs’ second team. TheMusthis season, tangs s undefeated stopped the Warriors 5-3. Western winning the toss,

elected to play into the wind in the first half. AS a result, the Warriors completely dominated the first half by kicking with the wind, How the Warriors failed to score is a question which must besolved if they are to win. Western were under constant pressure from the opening kick-off as the Warriors contained them in their own half. Numerous efforts by the Warriors to find a hole all proved unsuccessful. Finally with only 10 seconds left in thehalf, Steve Shelley booted a picturesque 300yard dropkick splitting the uprights with a little help from the wind. This 3-O bulge was not enough as Westernlikewise took advantage of the wind in the second half. The heavy rain hampered effective ball handling, but Jim Hickson, slipp=l through on the right wing to put the Mustangs on the scoresheet. The convert was good, putting the home tam ahead 5-3, This lead was maintained until the final whistle. The rugby team will wind up its first highly successful seasonwith a trip to Da&mouth College, in New Hampshire, this weekend.

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GUELPH-When the game against the’ Guelph Regals was announced, speculation ran wild. “What are we playing them for? They’ll kill us,” commented many ’ Warrior fans. -I

With Mel Baird behind the net, Doug Jodoin skating across the rink, and Mike Grant bringing the puck in, the Warriors

end. s eason 5-3

Gridmen, .

(Staff2-s o m e one OTTAWA should have told the Warriors and the Argos’that the Talisman Motor Hot,@ _was ‘jinxed. Both teams stayed there last weekend andboth lost their games, ending their seasons on a sour note. The Warriors lost a battle for second place in their loss for second place in their loss to the Gee-: Gees of the University of Ottawa. The Argos lost their playoff to the Roughriders. The Waterloo squad failed to score enough even though they out played the Ottawa team. TheGeeGees took second place in the CCIFC with their 15-7 victory. The. Warriors played a very strong game but lost the game on only a few plays. The offense fail’ ed- to score when they had the opportunity and the defense had sevtera1 mental lapses that gave Ottawa their 15 points;’ The Warriors were also plagued by a huge minus yardage due to several penalties. More than once a Warrior would make a good catch or run only to have it called back on a penalty. Most of the penalties were warranted but several times the referees just seemed to pull the call out of the air. The Ottawa team struck first as they got a single off a missedfieldgoal. The Gee-Gee march into the Warrior end was set up by an interception and a penalty. A Warrior was called for tackling with the face mask and those 15 yards put the Ottawa team in striking distance. After a series of exchanges the Warriors finally got on the scoresheet. The fine punting of Bob McKillop set up the TD as it forced the Gee-Gees deeper into their end on each exchange Even though the Warriors were called for holding on one play they did manage to get the TD. After a pass. to Don Fritz the Warriors were about one yard short of afirst They were deep.in the Ot= down. -_ tawa end of the field and a running play should have been the call.

exhibited their standard form of keeping the Guelph Regals boxed into their own end. The Warriors won the game 7-1.

That is what the Ottawa defense thought. But McKillop made a great call in setting up theTD with a passing play. His receivers were all open and he hit Walt Findenfor the six points, _ The convert attempt was by Al Haehn was good, Ottawa ran for their next score on the very first play -after the kickoff following the Warrior TD. The Waterloo defense was caught napping as Ted Evanetz ran right up the middle and went 67 yards for the score. The Ottawa offense used the quick count at the line of scrimmage and it seemed to catch the Warriors off guard. ’ The Warriors had an opportun-

ity to score late in the second quarter but lost the advantage on another penalty. They were on the four yard line but were pushed out on an offensive holding call. Since they had to get the TD to get the first down the Warriors went to the air and were forced to give up the ball after a faked field goal. The failure to score was even more important as the Gee-Gees came back on the very next series to score their second TD, Combining strong running up the middle and good passing the Ottawa squad marched all the way from their own five-yard line in nine The big play was the 25plays.

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It’s not whether you win or lose. It% how you referee the game. Those are some words that the officials for the Warrior-Ottawa game should read a few times. It seems a shame that spectators and sports editors never seem to notice the officials until the re ferees do something that hurts the team. Officials are always looked upon with scorn but the referees at last Saturday’s game shouldbe tarred and feathered, Not for what they did to the Warriors but what they did to the rulebook. There is one rule (unwritten it may be) that the official is supposeh to watch or try to watch everything on the playing field. On one play last Saturday the referee was marching off the penalty against the Warriors before the final tackle had been made. When the tackle was made, the Ottawa team obviously piled on but it was not noted by the preoccupied official. Another rule in the football rulebook is that a member of a defensive team cannot move into the. opponent% backfield before the ball is snapped. Bob McKillop was nearly tackled by an Ottawa player (before the ball was snapped) but herewasno offside call. Perhaps the officials were sleeping when the play occurred since they would not have missed it on purpose. . At half time the officials broke another unwritten rule as they went to the Ottawa bench to talk to the Ottawa coach. This type of action should never

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occur since spectators can only be left to assume on what is being discussed. In the second half the officials missed at least four offside calls. It is a shame the Warriors must end their season on such a sour note: “Could we have- beat them if the refs had been awake?”

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The football season is over for the Warriors but some teams continue to play. McMasterfinished the season undefeated and enters the eastern playoff against St. Francis Xavier. Waterloo had an up-and-down season. At times the Warriors showed themselves a real football team but at other times left a lot to be desired.. An overall record of 5-3 is not bad but with a little more consistent playing that record could easily have been 7-1. The loss to Carleton had to be the Warriors’ lowest point of the year and last week’s loss to Ottawa a close second. The only game ’ in which the Warriors met a stronger team was against McMaster. Even in that game the Warriors showed their ability as they came . out on top after the first half. ’ ’ The highlight of the season had to be the victory at Homecoming. The Warriors played an all-round game in defeating WUC and showed why they are being admitted into the OQAA next year. With the many rookies getting a‘little more experienced’ the Warriors cannot help but play more consistent ball next year. Friday,

But it didn’t happen. They didn’t kill the Warriors. In fact they didn’t even beat them. Last Thursday, the Warriors turned the ‘tables on the Regals; They downed them 7-l. Rick Bacon and Bob Murdoch led the Warriors with two goals apiece. Singletons went to Dave Rudge, Ron Smith and Hugh Conlin. George Usittalo scored the lone Guelph marker. Although it may seem hard to be . lieve, the Warriors simply .outclassed the Regals who are currently in second place in the O.H. A. Senior A league. They outskated, outshot and outhustled the more experienced, but older, Guelph squad. Larry Copeland shut out theRe gals for the first period while the Warriors built up a two-goal lead. Murdoch made it 3-O early in the second period before a defensive lapse gave Guelph their only marker. With the Regals a man short, Usittalo picked up the puck at center-ice, beat two Warrior defensemen and had little. trouble putting it past Dave Quarrie. Quarrie replaced Copeland for the second period and half of the third. Coach Don Hayes was sub- stituting both goaltenders to give them as much ice time as possible before the regular season opens, Guelph may have had a good excuse for losing-they were minus five of their regular players, but player-coach Butch Martin made few excuses;

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WINDSOR--Sunday the Warriors travelled to the motor city to take the University of Windsor Lancers and came home with a %2victory, The game was a test for the Lancers, who will play in the Ontario-Quebec Athletic Association next season. They are cu?rently playing in the weaker Ontario % tercollegiate Athletic Association, Sunday’s game, was the second defeat handed to the Lancers this season by OQAA teams. Earlier in the season McMaster downed them 8-2. Although the score was one sided, the game was farily even for the first two periods. The Warriors jumped into an early lead and led 2-O at the end of the first period, , But in the second they ran into two problems+hey let up and ran into penalties. - Both Windsor goals came in the second period and both times the Warriors had, two men in the penbox. - altyUnfortunately for Windsor, the Warriors finally started to play hockey in the third period, The resulffhey scored seven unanswered goals. Captain Ron Smith and veteran center Don Mervyn led the Warrior attack with two goals apiece, Singletons went to Joe Modeste, Terry Cooke, Mel Baird, RickBacon and Doug Jodoin. Bill Wright and Len Laurin scored for the Lancers.

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Who said girls can’t play basketball? This is real basketball too. There are no more looping passes, three dribbles, two steps then shoot. Girls have been playing according to boys ruIes for a year now and they are adjusting to the change well. This was proved Tuesday night when the Bananas beat WLU 38-19 at Seagram Gym. Don’t scoff at the score. It might not be anywhere near the average score of a Warrior game but it certainly beats the 10s and 20s which were considered high scores in the previously mutilated form of basketball. It was a good fast-moving game and both teams played well defensively and offensively . High scorers for the Bananas were MaryAnn Gaskin and Janet Meyer with seven points each and Carole Robeetson of Luthern with nine points. Who knows maybe the Bananas can bring a basketball champion-

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in bush second-last to leave. It was quickly calculated that Kaill’s time of 1:23.42 and Shaw’s timeof 1:32.10, gave U of W, first and third places. 1 .. _- ._- .” . Waterloo% third man was the second-best man on the U of W OQAA cross country team. If he finished under 2:31.0, U of W would win the team trophy as well. . ...2 and a half hours pass....3 hours pass...his teammates go out on the course to look...at 3:35 he finally found his way back . . . . to0 bad,.,no team trophy .

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Jan Oliver and Paul Solomonian remain tied with 3-O records in the Thursday league. Bill Icton, now skipping Bill Stephenson’s rink, is also undefeated at 2-O. Miss Oliver shut out Lennis Trotter 7-O in five ends to pick up 10 l/ points and moved to within two points of Solomonian, who has 28 l/2. Bob Laking is third with 21 l/2. Thursday League (Nov. 9): 9 l/2 Cornwall 1 l/2 Lung Lomas 8 l/2 Chisholm 2 l/2 Icton 7 Cook 4 Larden 8 l/2 Seibert 2 l/2 Holmes 9 Cole 2 Oliver 10 l/2 Trotter 112 Weston 9 Finch 2 Solomonian l/2 Kirkby 1 l/2 Tuesday League (Nov. 14): Bryant 8 l/2 Holmes 2 l/2 Sweet 9 Krelove 2 Hawkins 9 Mitchell 2 Wilton 9 Butterfield 2 Duncan 9 Gilchrist 2 Britten 9 l/2 Coulter 1 l/2 Rajnovich 4 Cooke 2 (tie) Steski 8 l/2 Ash 2 l/2

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Davis told students that the system of capital grants to universities is presently und.er review. “1 have recommendations on my desk from the committee on university affairs to alter the capital grants Academic facilities are set-up. important, but so are new playing fields and other recreational activities, especially at the new universities .” The government student aidplan also came under fire. ?Vhether or not you get to university depends on where you were born and what economic strata yourparents were ‘SHELL

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Engineering weekend last bfe ore exums The engineers are back at it It’s engineering weekend again. time. Just three weeks after homecoming was emptied from its glass containers, they’re back to their traditional nearing -the-end-ofterm celebrations. The more daring will endanger their cars and driving reputations in a rally tomorrow morning at 8:30. Plaques go to all finishers and sympathy notes to anyone who can’t find the finish point. . Hint: for the last N rallies the finish has been lot D. Tomorrow night is the semiformal at food-services. For the exorbitant price of two big sheckels ($2) you get two bands and a busy bar. It’s sort of an engineering night without the Tickets tables and with girls. should still be available at the door, so you’ll still be able to buy one if your student loandoesn’t come till 5 today. The highlight of the evening will be the crowning of Miss Engineer. owing to a lack of the female species in the faculty of engineering student’s wife or to any woman student nominated by eight plumbers. Don’t be surprised, however, if a woman engineering student does win. Foi- some reason, there are several this year. Thanks, registrar Clever Trevor Boyes!

GueIph board lets in reps GUELPH (CUP)--The influence of a month-old report is still being felt o The board of governors at the University of Guelph has allowed student representatives to attend some of their meetings. oh?- presidents of the student i _ -. . council and the gr&Sre socleli or their designates will be allowed to speak whenever topics relevant to their organization are betig discussed. At first it was thought that students would be allowed to only stay for the time it took them to talk. However Dr. William Winegard feels there are no objections to having them stay for the whole meeting as resource persons. While this suggestion *of the original report was accepted another was sent back to theCornm&tee on University Government. The reccommendition was that a regular member of the Board should be chosen from a list of three presented by students. At the same ‘time students were being allowed in, the board also decided to allow three faculty members to be named to theboard by the senate. The Guelph decision is a first in Canada’s university history. No other university administration has allowed such representation. A DUWOND

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To the editor: ’ When I registered, I gave ~~$22 for a parking decal which was to give me parking “privileges.” I half-expected to be parking near the physics building since Pm in grad math. Well, after four years here Pm still in the same lot. I resent having to PAY to park in the unlighted mudhole, lot C. H $t was lighted, one could at least try to avoid the mud. But even daylight

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canjt help you get around 40square-foot puddles. It hurts even more to see undergraduates enjoying a paved, lighted lot ACROSS the way and empty spaces both in lot A and behind the physics building. My decal entitles me to park as far as possible from the theater for my concerts. NO decal is better for such occasions. Another fringe benefit Pve already received was a ticket at the Village-at 2 in the morningfor being in a non-parking zone for a few minutes. Had it not been for my beloved decal the citation would have found a gutter to rest in. If PP&P can*t refund money to those doomed to lot C for the months ahead, they could at least provide a cleaning service to remove mud, water and slush. Just to keep one’s shoes, slacks and car clean would amount to an expense’ of at least a dollar per day. The kampus kops don’t even want to enter Lot C to ticket cars with no decals-or so it seemsfrom the number of such cars there. Frankly, I don? blame them. HARVEY RING Grad Math

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To the editor: Student life on this campus started, for me, with Stewart Saxe in the form of letters and such that he sent to the freshmen beforeregistration. Since I arrived here his name seems to be maintaining its prominence through your newspaper. He also seems to be the best known, or at least mostheard of, student on campus, though I wdti’t suggest he run in a popularity pole. Since it seems Mr. Saxe will continue to play his part in campUS activities by virtue of his mouth if not by his positions I suggest you tell us more about him. what positions does he hold? and more im-

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portantly-why? How about an ti terview so we can find out what his philosophy of student participation is? What does he get out of the activities he engages in? What has he done in past years? JOHN P. COLLE ’ arts1 Report

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Indian-

white

Kenora relations

lems. The mayor’s committee is a group of representatives from both sides who meet to discuss problems of mutual interest. The townspeople have taken Indian highschool students into their homes, while the schools themselves attempt to provide partici+ pation and guidance as well as education. The schools are fully in&grate& Last winter the town provided a series of lectures by leading anthropologists and social scientists on topics of mutual interest. It provided an opportunity for each person to learn about himself and -the other culture too. It also provided for open discussions. This whole question is too cornplex to be solved by a letter, an artic1e Or even a weekend seminar* RCanadislnuniversity students are interested in the Indian problem I challenge them to learn the Indian language, live On the re serves, and learn from theIndians as the Indians learn from them. MRS. JULIA MORTON BA 1962 (North Bay)

To the editor: While I agree with most of the story on a recent Indian-white COI+ ference (Oct.’ 27) there are two points I wish to clear up. The communities of Winnipeg and Kenora are NOT close tovioG ence and the white communities ARE doing something to help the Indian. I lived in Kenora for the past three years and while living conditions there could be improved for everyone there is no likelihood of violence. There is nothing to be gained by violence, because except for tourism the area is generally depressed; Clean, sober Indians are welcome anywhere that clean sober whites are. Their job political animals opportunities are equal to those of Muzzle the whites and sometimes betterall Of them muzzled leeches? guiding, hunting, pulp-cutting, To the editor: lands and forest-if only they will It% time the sane students on show they want the jobs and are campus put the so-called activist in capable of holding them. their place. A handful of bigmouths Both communities have friendare creating the image for this ship centers where an Indian can image certainly forrelax, visit with other Indians and campus-an eign to my ideas and probably, I get help or advice. The government think, to a great number of studhas provided a drying-out center ents. and research men to find the causA campus known for its cones and cures for the alcohol prob-

This week there were two major demonstrations on campus-the anti-Dow demonstration by the Students for a Democratic University and the counterdemonstration by members of the Engineering Society. These were the first demonstrations by any group other than the Federation of Students. This meant there was no clearly defined right side, although the engineers did not appear in favor of the war in Vietnam and were talking about job interviews. * SDU did not really plan the demonstration too well. They did not talk about real issues. Their main talking point seemed that the University of Waterloo was guilty of complicity in the war in Vietnam because cooperativeprogram students work for firms that sell arms or arms components that go to Vietnam. Saying that UniWat is guilty of participation in the war in Vietnam, if it is possible to hold such a position, is a good way to get out the hard core of the peace movement. But it isnot the hard core of the movement alone that should be demonstrating. Where was the average student? On the sidelines of course. The demonstration was organ&d around a phony issue and it was so organized because SDU thought it had a catchy issue to get attention with. There was at least one other issue that a demonstration could have been credibly organized around. There is a widespread feeling incanadathat we are acting as merchants of death in ’ Vietnam despite our professed neutrality. There have been demonstrations about this and the Toronto dailies have questioned the hypocrisy of the Canadiangovernment. The stand of the Canadian government is indeed strange. Canada is a member of the International Control Commission set up by the 1954 Geneva accords on Vietnam to supervise the truce. At the same time, Canada, through itsdefenseproduction sharing agreements with the United States, finds itself making millions of dollars in profits because of the increased demand for arms.

structive. projects is far superior to one known only for sit-ins and demonstrations against everything. In particular, I disagree vehemm ently with these so-called democratic ideas of students having more say in university government and the value of our education. The activists seem to feel that students are responsible enough to help make the big decisions concerning the university. Many students and especially the C%oys$’ are immature and irresponsible. Ltie at the Village adequately substa,ntiates this. If these activists would spend more time at the books and pur suing constructive projects (sports, clubs, musical and theat&al productions) and less time trying to bully their way onto cornmittees where, in my opinion, they have no right to be, this campus would be a far better place. Rumor has it the Federation of Students is putting out $600 to finante weekends away to discuss the quality of education. Couldn’t this money be spent better elsewhere, such as the creative-arts board? And who will go on these free we&ends? The activists? The campus as a whole will not benefit. I strongly resent the activities of these political animals. The less we hear from them, the better! WENDY BURNHAM history 3 It’s rather less than weekend, we’re assured. story on page 3 .

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Such a position erodes confidence not only in Canada but among the nations of the Third World. Canada finds itself appearing the lackey of the United States. What is to be done? Persons who oppose this situation should continue to demonstrate and educate so that the Canadian Government will terminate all shipments of war materials to the United States. A second proposal is that Canada keep its sales of arms at a fixed ceiling, possibly at the level of 1964 sales. Why do I devote so much space to this issue? I merely hope to demonstrate that there is an issue that SDU could really organize around. The argument that Canada should not provide armaments is much more appealing and much more logical than pointing a finger and screaming “guilty1 guilty!” SDU ‘made a basic mistake-they failed to consider the intelligence of the students and their ability to grasp an issue. SDU must realize there is more to the left than feeling morally justified. * Engineers are immoral. At least that% how they appeared last Wednesday. They came across saying they don’t give a damn about the morality of the Vietnam war as long as they get jobs. Not one engineer came forth and said that if necessary, he would take a typical student job rather than play juniofielitist-professions-engineer at Dow. It was people like our engineers who built crematoriums while saying “If we don’t do it, Hitler will get someone else. We’ve got our jobs to protect.” 46 There were several ironies in the whole affair. The Kitchener-Waterloo Record said napalm is used to “burn foliage? They were probably thinking of some of their favorite flower people. Provost Bill Scott conjured up an interesting picture of American aviators bombing innocent women and children with Carling’s Red Cap. Friday,

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MONTREAL-The tourist came in two basic forms: American and just generally stupid. Not that I have anything against Americans, for I have run into quite a number of relatively sane ones in theU.S. But the specimens sent to Expo were definitely of a substandard variety. For example, take the following conversation. Truth, of course, is unquestionable and will continue as such in this article. 4t Pouvez - vous me dire.....” (this is painstaking French) “1 beg your pardon, sir, but I speak English.ff “Oh, I see you’re American.” “No, I’m Canadian.“’ “Nonsense, your English is much too good,” ‘( But I’ m from Ontario, sir.” C‘Oll yah, that’s out in Vancouver

There has been at least a ripple of concern among certain factions about the possibility of narcs un campu 5, (Narcs being the narcot~CS squad of theHorsemen;Horsemen being slang for the RCMP, WIIO says Pennefs out of touch? ,%nyhoo the specter of a lot of plainclothesmen snooping around disguised as students, professors, janitors, water fountains, urinals, etc. could ,be quite worrysome to those individuals who have reason to be snooped. Already I have seen students nervously eyeing everyone in sight, leaping in panic when someone comes . up behind them, running into washrooms to flush away little envelopes when someone in a trenchcoat comes near and whispering amongst themselves phrases like <‘The heat’s on!” or “Cool it, the fuzz,P’ Now this is the way a scare starts and it could soon develop into mass paranoia, with everyone walking around afraid to talk to anyone in case something slips out, People will begin seeing narcs everywhere, lurking in doorways, in cafeterias, in classrooms, under toilet seats. Students will tear rooms and apartments apart looking for bugging devices, telephone conversations will stop and an aura of fear and suspicion ~411

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away, Narcs always speak in a language they think is used by all pot-smokers and college students. Hence they always approach a group of suspect students muttering things like grpot, turn on, psychedelic, fascist administrators, blow your mind, trip,“’ Since no real students talk like that they stand out like a sore thumb. In conversation they are equally subtle, saying things like, ((P 11

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What’s the fastest way to get to La Ronde 7”. ccRun!” And then there was the question I heard about 30 times a day sitting behind a perfectly obvious cashregister with a (l cashiep’ sign in front of it. 44Are you the cashier?’ rcNo man, Pm only a decoy, the real cashier is hidden underground at the Metro station?

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of the things we had been dreaming summer. ‘Where is the Metro, buddy?’

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Picketing Dow Chemical when they were holding interviews. This was detrimental to the university image.

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settle over the campus., ‘#ell it ain’t goinna happen-at least as long as there’s ink in PenneYs Pen and smoke in his lungs, For here is a list of rules printed from Penner% latestpamTHE Pillet, No. 3978 entitled NARC AND HOW TO DEAL WITH HHUHERThe first lesson is to spot a xountie in disguise. Physical characteristics: A

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Some incidents are more humorous. A friend who sold maps and guides was approached by a man who complainedhewas totally lost. When asked which entrance he had used, he replied tcOh yes, I made sure to write it down .‘* He then pulled out a piece of paper with the word “Sortief9 written on it. Heading into Expo’s home stretch, some employee’s began to give up smiling 24 hours a day and started saying some

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have yet.

A student awareness of the rift between the administration and the student body has evolved because of the studentpower thing.

isr?t it? Anyway, I don’t believe you. Everyone knows that all Canadians speak French. Where are you really from?” (( Michigan, sir.” (Anything @mo to keep the customer happy.) And then there is the devious underground organization that distributes pamphlets to all tourists entitled 4101 idiotic questions to drive the employees crazy’, For example, a perplexed tourist is standing at the end of Pant-des-Iles. ((How do I get to the other side,” or ccCould you tell me what’s on that island?’

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all you guys are real heads smoke pot all the time and a whole bunch in your apartright now eh?’ Stay away people like that-they’re eicops or wide-eyed farmer9 from Elmiry.

Story about transferring here from some faraway university, His dress will be one of two extremes: either he will dress ultra-hippie under the mistaken impression Intelligence: Mountie require t!lat this will lead people to think ments are height 5t85f9 weight 150 he is straight-arrow, or he will pounds, and grade-10 educationdress in tweeds and gray flannels ’ in that order. If you notice a stucirca 1957 to give the impresdent who can”t even pass ‘psysion he is a highschool teacher chology-watch him. There are back for extra courses. no narcs in engineering or teachSpeech: Here is the real giveing for that above reason.

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to the U.S. Pavilion.,. Yf sir.”

To get that all-important rubberstamp mark, of course. Asked if they had a good time they replied, “1 don’t know, my films aren’t back yet.”

Paid informers: These are the hardest to recognize. They are familiar faces who you usually couldn’t suspect. Watch out for right-wing types who suddenly become leftish and ask a lot.of questions. If you find an informer, beat him soundly about the nose and ears. How to fight back! There are many ingenious ways to defeat and frustrate the narcotics squad. The best is to buy a pound of dark-green tea, a box of dried parsley flakes and a packet of morning-glory seeds. Mix them together and separate into a couple of hundred small bags and evelopes, hiding them all over your apartment or room, also carrying one or two with you at all times. This way if you get busted or raided the squad will either go nuts looking for the real thing or be fooled and charge yo+in which case you can sue for false arrest and defamation of character. A second way is to invite a few friends over and let everyone in the university think you are throwing a great pot party. Really spread the word around. That night burn a large quantity of your tealeaf-parsley flake mixture in an ashtray, turn the lights low and wait for the raid. When it comes, have cameras ready and take photOS of all the redfaced narcs who

came crashing in. These pix will be printed in the Chevron as a public service. If some outsiders show up, thinking they can get to smoke some free stuff, give. them the tealeaf mixThey’ll never know the difture. f erence anyway i Sometimes, caught unawares, you may answer the door to find a man flashing a badge at you and demanding to search the place, In a situation like +&is, you quickly yell, “You can’t fool me with that phony badge, you’re just a university student!” and lock the door fast. This will give you at least ten minutes to get rid of anything that might tend to incriminate you. There are many more little tricks for the enterprising, which space does not allow at this time. Perhaps the future this column can be continued. In the interests offairness, however, I am going to give any narcs o n campus a big clue t o help them in their relentless pursuit of sin. It is a fact, gentlemen, that at this very time, in a little garden in front of the ex-karnpuskop farmhouse in three inches earth, lie 33 cannabis seeds, quietly germinating, waiting for t!le first warm rays of spring that they ma:,. burst forth in all the glory that is theirs. Duty, gentlemen, calls. in

It’s just .plain ridiculous l Anybody who wants -to pull a caper should do it around 10 to 3 any afternoon. All the kampus kops are over at Romenco’s roost between 2:45 and 3 for the changing of the guard.

SDU member Ron Rumm dis-. criminates. He won’t drink black coffee. l

l The local Miles for Millions march had a lot of municipal politicians participating. Must be election year.

Chicken

Little

The average student is bored of hearing this board did this or this board did that. This is apparently why the .external-relations board’s ads last week about boycotting South African products were ignored by most, and snickered at by those that did read , it. Student council passed the motion this summer, but nothing had been done about it. This is unNow everybody thinks fortunate. its a big joke. The Campus Shop continued to sell Rothman’s cigarets which contain South African tobacco. While this was going on, the external-relations chairman criticized the Chevron for allowing Rothman’s to distribute free cigarets at the provincial newspaper conference we hosted. We thought it slightly humorous hypocrisy. It became just plain ridiculous when the same board chairman -purchased food for the studentcouncil retreat in Georgetown last He came in with some weekend.

A man who has fields can a man can but a can

reap the who has harvest man who sleep.

fruits thereof; jewels the riches thereofi has nothing

(Ancient Mesopotamian proverb, found for us by Kahatchapek). l Most students don’t care much what student council does. But nor, apparently, do most student councillors. It was 7:25 before the 7 pm meeting got underway on Monday and 9:35 before there was a quorum.

and the bored oranges and started passing them out. The sky fell when someone told Chicken Little the oranges were Outspan, a South African brand. Of course the oranges were returned to the grocer, who was told they were politically inedible. He gave them Canadian apples in exchange. Why are we bringing all this up? Because the whole point needs discussing. Is South Africa too far away? Is apartheid not worth worrying about? Is this another monster being attached with BB guns? Apparently not. The purpose of a boycott is to cripple the economy sufficiently to exact concessions. South Africa is in dire need of capital and Canada is one .of the places they are looking to. We can do without them but they can’t do without us. Not only that, but we can buy most of the products closer to home. When price and quality compare and the alternative is sup‘ porting race-hatred elsewhereshop Canadian.

The price

t. c Nuremburg One can look on Ronald Lockman with nothing less than extreme respect. Ronald Lockman is the American soldier who recently refused to serve in Vietnam because of “atrocities committed by our soldiers”. Because of his humanitarian views, Ronald Lockman will spend the next 2% years of his young life at hard labor. What was his choice? He could have refused to go, which he did. Or he could have simply allowed himself to be herded to Vietnam, despite his most fervent views that the war is illegal. Also, Ronald Lockman is a negro. That adds more strength to his cause: “We black people are oppressed. We have no business in a civil war. My war is in the ghettoes of Philadelphia”. Although the United States is in theory a democratic nation, it seems the military does not have to follow any such nonsense. Lockman’s court-martial banned any challenge of the legality of the Vietnam war. Could the U.S. be afraid that under a court’s scrutiny the war itself might turn out to be wrong, rather than Ronald Lockman? What was this man’s hideous crime, so hideous that he must lose 2% years of his life and bear the

of (real)

freedom

court-martial mark of a dishonorable discharge? The dfficial verdict is that he refused to obey lawful orders. But it goes deeper than that. His real crime is that he doesn’t want to kill. He doesn’t want to kill people thousands of miles away, who are of no danger to him or his country, who are> fighting in their land a civil war similar to that which his own country experienced only a hundred years ago. He doesn’t want to kill. Lockman’s case brings to mind the no t-so-long-ago Nurem berg trials, which declared no man should obey an order he believes morally wrong. On this basis the court convicted the German major who obeyed an order to kill Jews or allied prisoners; it convicted the Japanese colonel who was ordered to kill the British prisoners in his camp rathei- than waste money to keep them. If a man must refuse to obey morally objectionable orders, why was Robert Lockman convicted? He believes the orders he . was given are morally objectionable and therefore refused to obey them. “I know for a fact that I w-as right”, he says. Hypocrisy, blindness, fascist tactits, reversal of beliefs. Call it what you want. Robert Lockman is in jail because of any such definition. He doesn’t want to kill.

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“Whaddaya mean narco squad? The only pot down there was our tea-brewing vessel “. The campus-cop night patrol was followed by 173 middle-aged students leaving the Federation-building basement at 4 am Tuesday.

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Crowing of Miss Engineer. ets available at door.

Today DANCE in food-services, with Major Hoople’s Boarding House. Booster Club members-special rates. 8:30 midnight. Chemical engineering grad society PARTY. G rad house at 8:30, Single 75$, Couple $1. 4-hour film on 1936 OLYMPICS, in AL11 6. Students 50$, others $1. before Good movie, %xhnically the times.” 7 pm.

EXPERIMENTAL FILM SER,IES, ALl16. Program change: experimental films byCanadian~wil,I be shown instead of Harlem socialwork project. 8:30 pm.

Tuesday CUSO DISPLAY of the workdone overseas by volunteers, near arts coffeeshop. All afternoon. LIBERAL CLUB, urban crisis, and choosing delegates to Ontario student Liberal convention. AT117, 7 pm. LECTURE $(Why Adolf von Thadden is a Commie?” by H.D. Goldbrick. Authoritative, detailed; semi-skilled, half-hearted, full-fledged, from-the-heart cub of newly adopted WY. Dedication march ‘Laplang as recorded by the Baltimore/and Ohio marching band; a good Aryan group. Feder ation Auto-Stade. 7:30. DUPLICATE BRIDGE, SS lunge, 7 pm. Monthly meeting of MATHE-

- Eng Sot CAR RALLY, 8:30am. PC SEMINAR held jointly with WUC and K;-W YPC s. Luncheon speaker Fulton, dinner speaker Hamilton. In ALl13, 10:30-12:30, 2:3&5. DANCE, Village red dining hall. The Magic Circus. Girls 50$, guys $1. smidnight. CANADA% SECONDCENTURY, ALl13. International panel loam, domestic panel 2:30. Engineering weekend SEM’& FORMAL DANCE infood-services with Marajuana Brass and theConcords, 8:3&12:30. . $2 couple,

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Tomorrow

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MATICS SLUB-faculty member P150 8 pm. Refreshspeaking. ments. Organizational meeting for the SC!&NCE ANTICALENDAR committee. at232, 7:30. BIOLOGY CLUB MEETING, CB295, Guest speaker is John Funk of the Center of ForensicSciences in Toronto Ic Biological aspects of crime’$. Everyone welcome. 8 pm.

Wednesday ASME cuso

meeting. msPLAY,

Pl45, noon. near engin-

eering library, all afternoon. CIRCLE K MEETmG, in optometry school clinic (old Waterloo post-office on King St,) Rides available from arts parking lot. Tour of clinic follows meeting. 6:15. SCM education seminar 9 pm. Business meeting and discussion 10 pm. Everyone welcome. 142 University Ave. SDU meeting. SS. 10 pm.

Thursday ASME

TOUR

of Stelco.

Tickets

available from ASME. Bus transportation. Noon. COMITATE MEETING. Firstfloor lounge of East 2 at the Village. All welcome. French club PUBLIC LECTURE: Dr. Paul Cornell speaks about French Canada. Everyone welcome. AT 246, 8:30. CUSO DISPLAY infood-services foyer. The Laurel dining room will be closed for the whole day. The brass will have to use the student eating facilities.

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