1971-72_v12,n29_Chevron by Editor Imprint

Volume friday

12 number 12 november

29 _

1971

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Uniwat brief ignores problems of canadianizution

The university of Waterloo brief to the committee on university affairs does not deal fairly with the question of de-canadianization on water100 campus. This was the gist of the national canadianization committee’s counter brief presented to the CUA during monday mornings hearings. Prepared by robin mathews of Carleton university and jerry malzan of Waterloo, the brief was not debated during the hearings as malzan had to leave to teach a class. In general the brief addresses itself to three questions; hirings, new programs and graduate assistance. On the question of hirings the brief states, “there seems to be no area in which the university of water100 is willing to give serious preference to -the unemployment prone graduates of Canadian universities, expensive establishments though these be. The cry from the u of W at a time when Canadian PhD’s are being produced in abundance, is for specialists and senior people.” As far as canadianization is concerned new programs at the university of water100 are an unmitigated disaster, the brief states. “In view of the fact that ne.w faculty in Ontario universities is likely to be of diminishing importance in the future questions about future directions at Waterloo are of the utmost importance.” The brief expresses concern that “new courses will be offered and new faculty hired to teach them, simply because they are a passing rage in the US.” In this context we are warned that the graduates of Canadian graduate schools will find themselves always out of step with the latest chic demands. Dealing with the funding of graduate studies the brief urges that graduate students in Ontario have continued public support, but only under the following conditions. o graduates be produced only in the numbers needed, insofar as these numbers can be rationally determined. 0 that universities put a moratorium on all foreign hirings. $ that the number of foreign students be kept within reasonable bounds. The brief criticized the U of W report, which, although in favour of expanded graduate programs makes no committment to hire them, or the graduates of other Canadian, universities. Pointing out that the epithet new attached to a program does not guarantee its graduates em-

ployment, the report continues “this is especially so in an environment where the newness was borrowed and someone else had a head start, and where the institution that might reasonably be expected to hire the graduates are busy doing two things: ” 0 hiring the overflow of people from the country which produced the fad. 0 moving on to the next fad. The three stories on the CUA hearings were written by una o’callaghan, picture by len greener-both of <he chevron.

“yes, / have no bananas/committee on university hurt matthews earlier this week at the committee’s

CUA cool fo area The Ontario government is not likely to fund any new programs at the university of Waterloo, judging by the cool reception the U of W brief received at the committee on university affairs hearings. The one program that could squeeze through, if and when the present embargo is lifted, is perhaps history, which the CUA was informed, has been built up with high powered staff, and library facilities worth half-amillion dollars, over the last few years to prepare it for academic appraisal. In general though, the CUA seemed more interested in questioning the validity of present programs rather than backing new ones. CUA chairman, dt wright told the U of W administration that the universities have been too concerned with the creation of prestige through their graduate schools during the last few years rather than in turning out what was needed. Wright admitted that the restrictions on graduate assistance, and the embargo on new programs, were aimed at forcing the universities into multilateral planning. He also added, “we have rot seen this happen at Waterloo.” He was contested in this statement by vice-president petch who argued that the history department was planned in accordance with the needs of the province, and that the area was picked with exactly this in mind. Petch also stated that the unemployment of graduate students was considered as the Waterloo history program would be unique in the province of Ontario. Addressing the committee petch asked what the goals of the government, were in forcing the universities to plan multilaterally.

affairs chairman d.t. wright tells administration review of university of waterloo policies.

president

universities

Is it to be academically good or is it to control numbers? Answering for the committee wright said, “the programs now in existence are not producing people to staff our own universities and we all know that the university is the projected employer of PhD people. We are now being told that there are many areas where you can’t find senior people. It looks as if this means that there is something wrong with your programs, that your graduates are not suitable for your own staff purposes or for the staff of any other universities .” In attempting to justify the university’s -position, president matthews pointed out “there has been no co-operative planning in the universities. So far each yea each university has set forth the’ I# plans and all these individual plans have been brought before CUA and the province. Wright’s answer to matthews was “the CUA does not exist to do the work of the boards of governors and I senates. We are here because public money is involved and our responsibility is to the public.” Stating that “it’s probably true that everyone in the system bears some of the problem for the state of the system,” graduate dean george cross suggested that what is needed is a top level advisory committee to the universities. Matthews suggested that not only was some sort of rational planning of graduate programs needed in Ontario but that some method of implementation was also necessary to carry it out. CUA suggested that some system between the full consumer system and the present system should perhaps be set up. Wright asked what percentage of graduate programs is filled by outside people. Cross answered, “I

have had to say no to departments who wanted to bring more class A students in from outside the country.” He suggested that if there has to be rules on foreign students they should be applied uniformly. “As it stands now there is no way of applying a system,” he said. CUA tossed around the idea of a province wide fund for graduate students, but was not specific as to exactly how this would operate. The problem of selection was also discussed but not agreed upon.

The committee wound up the proceedings by asking what the university of Waterloo was doing about advertising, and if many positions had been filled from replies to advertisements in university affairs. The answer predictably was “not very many”. Dean pearson informed CUA that some highly qualified people, however, from as far away as the congo, had come to the attention of the university through advertising in University Affairs. No doubt this is just what the CUA wanted to hear.

Where have all the students gone...? The university of Waterloo is facing budgetary problems this year due to a drop in graduate and undergraduate enrolment. In presenting the Waterloo Brief to the committee on university affairs, monday, president matthews pointed out that enrolment figures would have to be changed because projections were not achieved. The drop at the undergraduate level, due to the non-return of upper class students, caused much discussion during the hearings, but nobody could come up with any good reasons for the large scale dropout which seems to be occuring not just at Waterloo but all over the province. Dean of arts pauIcornel1, expressed concern and puzzlement as to why some 60 students from second and third year arts dropped out this year. Graduate dean cross suggested that the dropout in integrated studies was not very serious because many IS people transfer into the regular programs after one year. Ten IS students returned, sixteen dropped out. As far as the graduate drop in enrolment, matthews expressed the opinion that many graduates didn’t bother returning if they got a job offer. He cited the case of ten graduates from the-department of political science who had completed one year but failed to return this year because they got teaching jobs. C t boyes, registrar, said students appeared to be dropping out for a variety of personal reasons, and not just because of financial difficulties. Matthews told the committee, ‘“this is a new situation. Over the last ten years we have been expanding and some of the procedures and policies that applied in an expanding situation have to be reviewed. One of these is the basis on which the funding is provided,” he said.

tvvoc-afier”oo”sby3 . of meetings, special seminars or speakers, social events and other happenings on campus-student, faculty or staff.. See the> chevron secretary or call extension 3443. Dead&e is tuesday

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Part one of “the grand tour” entitled “the college of travellers”. No admission charge. This documentary is particularly helpful to language, english and history students. AL206 channel 5 6pm.

express bus leaves campus center 1:30 and 4:30 for Islington subway station. Highway coach tickets $1.95 one way or $3.50 return and school bus tickets $1.25 per ticket. Sponsored by federation of students.

FamW

Bar weekend movies after engineering dance. “chat-lie Chaplin special stack car” midnight. Campus center. Sponsored by federation of students.

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Just..beyondcity

Film show “east is red”. Sponsored by

Getting Orgtinized?

TYT action committee branch. 8pm ELlOl. 50cents.

Give us a call at 742-1582 We have new and used rentals

flicks. 50 cents U of W undergrads; $1 others. 8pm AL116. Sponsored by federation of students.

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Faith missionary church llO., fergusavenue invites you to their youth time 7 : 30pm.

559 .KingSt. W. Open ‘til 8 P.M. ’ free delivery.

Waterloo

vs’ U of T water-loo

beer conversation evening. For all graduate students in engineering. Free beer for grads and grad officers. Cash bar for others. Free snacks for all. 8pm faculty club.

Wanted additional cheerleaders

Figure skaters and majorette types wanted urgently. Any males or females interested please contact rod mccormic at 579-4166 or attend practices. Everyone is welcome-spirit a must. 4:30-7pm PE combatives room.

arena

3pm.

Women’s

Thi-hi-mini

skirt &dance with hooker family. 8:30 food services. Eng. 50 cents; non-eng. $1; girls ~$1 less 10 cents per inch above the knee.

’ liberation meeting. All women welcome. 7: 30pm campus center. Men invited at 8:30pm. Sailing meeting-beginners no.3. 7pm

lxthys coffee house.. Come tlalk about life, love, god. Free. center snack bar.

9pm

campus

Math

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Grad-faculty

weekend duplicate bridge tourney. Mathies 25 cents; others 50 cents. 7:30pm MC5136. Entries available in MC3038.

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ELllO.

Duplicate bridge open pairs. All bridge players welcome. Partnerships can be arranged. Entry fee 50 cents per person. 7pm SS lounge.

$1 non-members; 50 cents ISA members. 8pm festival room food services. Sponsored by international student association.

Engineering semi-formal. Tickets advance only $6 per couple in eng IV -1338. 9pm inn of the black walnut. flicks. 50 cents U of W undergrads; $1 others. 8pm AL116. Sponsored by federation of students.

Federation

White water canoe club. Pool training session.

11:30am

All new members welcome. to 1:45pm. PE pool.

Faith missionary

qualified

to help

GUYS & Cl$ICKS

church 110 fergus avenue invites you to their services. Sundays llam and 7pm. A bus will call at campus center at 9: 15am. , express bus leaves lslington subway station for campus center at 9pm. Highway coach tickets ‘$1.95 one way and school bus tickets $1.25 per ticket. Sponsored by federation of students.

MONDAY Film show “east is red”. 8pm EllOl. Sponsored by TYT action committee Waterloo branch. Admission 50 cents.

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canadian club meeting. lmportant will all concerned please attend. 8pm CC135. .

Circle K red cross blood donor clinic.

lo-11:30am and l-4:30pm lounge MC building.

Flicks. 50 cents U of W undergrads; $1 others 8pm AL 116. Sponsored by federation of students.

Waterloo

Christian fellowship invites you to join us for supper. Special speakers and just plain people getting together in jesus. 5pm CC113.

Beer and conversation evening for all -graduate students in science. Free beer for grads and grad officers. Cash bar for others. Free snacks for all. 8pm ,faculty club. Wanted

additional’ cheerleaders. Figure skaters and majorette types wanted wanted urgently. Any males or females interested please contact rod mccormic at 579-4166 or attend practices. Everyone is welcome-spirit a must. 4 :30-7pm PE combatives room.

Informal

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third floor

Federation

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General meeting of carribean

student

4: 30pm AL124.

Part one of “the grand tour”

entitled ?he college of travellers”. No admission charge. This documentary is particularly helpful to language, english and history students. AL206 channel 5 6pm.

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beer and conversation evening for all graduate students in environmental studies. Free beer for grads and grads and grad officers. Cash bar for others. Free snacks for all. 8pm faculty club.

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Special meeting of physics club to hear

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Pub with chinook.

special, stock car. 8pm campus center. Sponsored by federation of students.

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Circle K red cross blood donor clinic. lo-11:30am and l-4:30 third floor lounge MC building.

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Free weekend movies. Charlie Chaplin

Hairstyling

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poet irving layton will be reading at 4pm theatre of arts.

Free

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magician-bergman. center. Sponsored board.

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movies. the 9pm campus by campus center

Gay- Lib presents guest speaker dr. franklin,kamey, Washington, dc in an open forum on gay liberation. All welcome. Reception to follow. 8pm L P145. Folksinging

club-bring instruments voices, bodies or whatever. New members always welcome. Get in involved in all aspects of traditional folk music. 7-10 CC music lounge.

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lmportati

Career

information talk. Representatives from lakehead university will be on campus to discuss the faculty of education. 3:30pm ELlOl.

Right-of-way #or uniwat -

Two thousand students, faculty and staff stand to lose a short-cut to the university if land they cross is sold. The land owned by Waterloo lutheran university is bounded by Columbia street, Phillip street, the CNR tracks and Waterloo manufacturing. Lutheran board of governors originally purchased the land from Ma jar holdings and investments, but now is ready to sell it for industrial development. According to T. Giesbrecht, lutheran vice-president, the university’s board of governors is not very willing to negotiate with any body for a right of way across the land, even a twenty-five foot strip from Phillip street to the CNR tracks adjacent to the Waterloo manufacturing property is apparently ruled out.

Attempts to negotiate a right-ofway and put down an asphalt sidewalk have come to a stand still. The logical body to negotiate such a right-of-way is the Waterloo Co-op residence. Four hundred of its members use the short-cut two or three times each day. * Most others using the route live along Columbia and streets joining it. All .users can voice their objections to the proposed closing by writing to. the lutheran board of governors, care of Miss T. Giesbrecht, Waterloo lutheran university. Waterloo, Ontario. Co-op members should approach their house reps or board of directors that they begin negotiations for such a right of way.

Kifehener

woman

A third person connected with the university of Waterloo has filed for a twin cities council seat. Connie isley, a part-time political science student, is seeking one of the 10 kitchener seats in the december 6 election. Although this is the first time in 17 years residence in the area she

Peru summer

joins

race

has run for political office, isley’s background is well-rooted in public service.

campaign committee in the kitchener riding. The mother of two says she is for re-development of the kitchener downtown area, but against the oxlea plan, which was given to the city as an “either-or” proposition. “If oxlea is a responsible corn? she says,“then they owe paw,” the people of kitchener an alternative plan. Otherwise, they are not interested in helping the city grow-it is just business blackmail.”

Her father-in-law, ted isley, was an MP for the CCF-in the preNDP days-and she has been an NDP member for 15 years, serving this year on george mitchell’s

seminar

Peru in the seventies will be the theme of the 22nd world university service of canada international seminar, to be-held during the summer of 1972 in Peru. The four to six week program will be spent studying and travelling in peru with a portion of this time devoted to small study groups, each group visiting a different area of the country. Participants will be free to travel independently after the formal seminar program. The program will include an examination of historical, political, economic, scientific and cultural aspects of the development and foundations of Peru. Some time will be provided for participants to pursue specific academic interests. Since the proportion of costs varies widely from campus to campus, information is being provided through the federation of students and additional information may be obtained from the WUSC national office at 328 adelaide street west toronto 133. In addition, all participants are responsible for personal expenses, including post-seminar travel until the return to Canada. Each student will be Iassigned to study groups and must write an essay and book reports from suggested lists. Each study group will be co-ordinated by a professor. Fluency in Spanish is not a condition for application. Selected participants, however, will be urged to undertake an intensive study of Spanish in order to benefit from the opportunities they encounter. Applications must be sent by the local nominating boards to the WUSC national office by november 30 and are available through the federation of students.

She claims that, under the oxlea agreement, the city would lease offices from oxlea only from 8 am to 6 pm. But, she adds, she would cooperate with the scheme as an alderman if the people vote yes in the referendum. She considers her’ platform “humanistic”, and says she is not running “as a woman,” but as a person. Very few woman. friends have given her a positive reaction on her announcement to run, she says. .

“Being a woman will probably be an advantage for me,” she predicts, “but most of the. reasons will probably be the wrong reasons. ‘7 Isley is very optimistic about her chances for election, and says she has about 20 people who have volunteered to work for her.

Dr: SaItern, tuesday muscles

one of the world’s

to kinesiology students and the biochemical

leading

exercise

physiologists,

spoke

about his medical research of human changes resulting from exercise.

CAMPUS FORUM-Campus people were polled on their involvement with the K-W community, socially, politically, financially, or,otherwise. They were &o asked if their involvement wasat the individual or group level.

leslie mckanday psychology 3

doug leach math 3

basil t. oppernockity engineering I am not involved in the community mostly because engineering is a pretty heavy course. All my time here is spent taking classes and studying. I only live here during the week as I go home every weekend. I live in Waterloo with three other students and I haven’t even been into town since I arrived. I may get involved in community radio in the next few months, that way I will learn about the community. I read the k-w record and that’s about my only contact with the community at present.

I am not involved with any community groups, and only involve myself in the community if there is something there that I can’t find on campus. I live in a rooming house in Waterloo with other students and I mix with them quite a bit. Socially, I am mostly involved in the university environment for financial reasons and because the people who attend campus activities are about my own age. Also, booze is cheaper. I am taking a law course at lutheran, which, although it has a lot to do with the community, is mostly theory. We don’t do any projects which would take us out mto the community. Because I am not from this area and won’t be around here for long, I am not really interested in Waterloo politics.

brian d’alves applied chemistry

No, I am not involved in the k-w community, mainly because of the heavy work load I am carrying which takes up a lot of my time. I don’t mix socially with community people because I live in the university co-op which caters only to students, and I get my entertainment on campus. Since I am just in the process of building up a foundation in scientific knowledge I am not qualified yet to apply my education to community problems. I guess I live a rather narrow existence really, but the university provides all my needs. I don’t have to be involved in the k-w community.

Well, not exactly. The only reason I go downtown is to get something from the stores, yet I consider Waterloo my home. I have lived here for three years. I like Waterloo and I hope to get a job ‘here next year and join in community activities, but at the moment I- vote here and that’s about all. I live in a university co-op residence; I get my entertainment on campus and my friends are mostly university people. There’s just so much going for students on campus; movies, pubs, dances, people, that you really don’t have to interact with the community. I am taking educational psychology and don’t really have to relate my studies to the community. There’s an emphasis here on studying from a theoretic point of view. When you get your degree and get out then you can ‘try to relate your education to the real world. The university seems to be very classroom-oriented.

glen ruppel chemistry 4 I live at home in the k-w area and am to some extent involved in the community. I am a swimming instructor at breithaupt recreation center and I usually work at the swimming pool in Waterloo park during the summer. I don’t involve myself in the political process of the community because I am not interested in politics. Since I have lived here all my life I have friends both at the university and in thecommunity. I get my entertainment mostly at the university probably because it’s easier to find out what’s going on here, but I also mix socially with my friends in the community.

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FOR SALE 2 CS-5 pioneer bookshelf speaker systems in walnut enclosure. Asking $60 each. Call Klaus 576-6125. 1971 VW 16,000 miles sun roof, radial ply tires. 1950 or best offer. 579-1974.

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toyota, yellow, excellent condition. Call 579-1902 ask for don or leave message in rap room. 1963 pontiac in good condition with new oval tires, winter tune up, bucket seats with 3 speed stick shift. Asking $250. No reasonable offer refused. Call joe S-10 hammerskold residence, 139 university avenue west.

WANTED

Girl who will do light housekeeping and babysitting in exchange for room and board. Private room with bath. Call 579-6551.

Toronto, st. james town, sublet january to april, $206 unfurnished, suit 2-4; apt 626, 650 parliament. 416-9209306. You want it. We’ve got it. Fully furnished 2 bedroom apartment to sublet from april to September. Benefits. Cheap. Homey. 578-8105. . Room available in large house shared with 3 others. Phone alison ext 3754 before 5pm ; 579-4432 evenings. Large furnished room for girl, kitchen, bath, TV. Waterloo square area 5760441; after 5pm 578-1931. Single room for male student, term, cooking facilities. evenings 744-7424.

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Ottawa: 2 bedroom sublet january 1,to april 30. Alta vista at queensway near train station. $165. 1525 alta vista, 802 tower a, Ottawa. One bedroom apartment to rent january-april 72, semi-furnished, 2 miles from university. Call 576-6125. Girl to share 578-4338. HOUSING

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Wanted, apartment for january to april school term to sublet or whatever...caII george at. 576-9156 or leave word in chevron sport box. To sublet 4 bedroom townhouse, furnished, close to campus. May to august. Call 576-2269; 576-2289. Sublet wanted 2 bedroom apartment near university. January to may. Contact wally 7459053.

Guelph

sfudents seek help \ on. red china exchanges

Students, faculty members and administrative personnel at U of W are invited to join in a program to arrange student and faculty exchanges with the people’s republic of china. This project is being initiated on the campus of the university of guelph under the name “chinada ‘72.” Chinada ‘72 has been of great concern to the guelph student organization-the committee of college presidents (CCP). The program, which was initiated last march, has had the co-operation of faculty. Thus far the committee which is organizing it has completed a program (with intiner.aries and budget) which has received favourable reaction from ,the department of external affairs in Ottawa. The program has also been presented to the embassy of the people’s republic of china, in

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Ottawa, and the committee is now awaiting word on it from Peking. During this waiting period the committee for chinada ‘72 has prepared a film series, november 15 and 16, to include the documented of madness.” This film “roots series will be continued november 22 and 23 with the ‘films “report from china” and “china 71.” The film series will be at war memorial hall on the/ guelph campus, beginning at 7: 30. The committee plans to follow the films with lectures and seminars, with the co-operation of guelph’s continuing department of education. U of W students, faculty members and staff, are invited to become involved in the project. For further information, contact angel0 mior , chairman, chinada ‘72 committee, drew hall, university of guelph.

! ~kration ( O/P, from

president Rich Page and thtl new machine installed

Mmugement The installation of a ten cent per cup coke machine in the social science lounge has sparked protests from the administration that are-not yet resolved. The environmental studies society agreed at its last council meeting to install a coke machine in the undergraduate lounge. The action was taken after an investigation of university policy showed nothing wrong with the move. “The ten cent coke was, as a result, returned to its proper place on this campus, with one additional feature-the two cent a cup profit could be returned to those using the machine through society

environmenta/ in the socia/

studies society sciences lounge.

president

Imangles

Steve Houghton

laugh

over

-machines

functions.” said Mike Fenton, past chairman of the society. Bill deakes, purchasing agent became aware of the machine and indicated it would be removed immediately, offering no valid reason for its actions except a “because.” Deakes agreed not to remove the machine until he and the society could discuss the matter. At the meeting, bob mudie of ancillary enterprises indicated that the small profits received by the university from the vending machines were used to supply a slightly better quality food on campus by off-setting costs.

Deakes agreed that the machines stay until he and mudie can study the matter more thoroughly. A few weeks ago, the staff of the computing centre acquired a coffee machine so that they could get decent ten cent coffee. Going upstairs for poor fifteen cent coffee just didn’t seem worth it anymore. Apparently, no-one from either food services or kitchener beverages has complained as yet and presumably there are no plans to remove the machine. Why is it that environmental studies cannot have a pop machine. for undergrads while staff may drink their coffee in Peace?

Lollipop Boutique / Westmount Place (just behind Dominion)

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ifand-scooped ice cream comes back to the cam’pus center. ice cream, students converged on the over twenty flavours.

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9:15 9:30 lo:oo 10: 15 12:oo

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HALIFAX (CUP) - A revolutionthey continued. They cited the canso straight fishermen and cape ary group calling itself the eastern front has claimed responsibility breton coal miners as examples. They also hit out at dalhousie unfor the bombing of an information iversity and its board of governors. canada office here October 27. “The system cannot be changed Halifax police have found a communique from the group in a cem- s through the system because the system is corrupt all ’ the way etery near the federal office which through...We have done it (bombed was set on fire by a molotov the building) to show the people cocktail at 11:30 pm. that it is possible to fight the state and Win. 7 9 An anOIlymOUS WOIlXUl Cakr t0 a local radio station revealed that a The homemade bomb-a coke bomb would be exploding shortly bottle filled with gasoline-was th in an official- building in the city rown through the back window of and told police the location of the t h e o ff.ice and started a small fire. communique. Another copy of the A n information canada employee communique was found under the turned in a fire alarm at the same steps leading up to the town clock. time the radio station was notAccording to the documents ifying,the police of the call. found by police the eastern front is Firemen arrived in time to put a revolutionary organization ex- out the fire before it could spread. isting completely underground. Both halifax police and RCMP are investigating the bombing acThe information canada building “The admincording to superintendent ron was hit because istrators who work from this bedgood of the city police. He said police were concerned since prime building oppress the people of the maritimes. It must be made clear minister trudeau is expected here that this is not the only form that friday October 29 and yugoslav president marshal1 tito is due at the oppressors of the people take.” Most people of the maritimes are dalhousie november 6 to receive an on the receiving end of oppression honorary degree.

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This man is...(a) too old to wear his hair that long, (b) eating a metal ice cream cone, [c) masturbating or cd) you should read the story to find out.

Drive, He Said The 1965 novel Drive, He Said /derived much of its impact from author jeremy larner’s skillful evocation of the apocalyptic mood of the early 60’s, of which the “Cuban Missile Crisis” was perhaps the most hysteric manifestation. While jfk played new frontier brinkmanship, the :fear that “the bomb will blow us all up” became a major cause of mental illness, particularly among young children. James bond and dr. strangelove were the heroes of the day, and “black humor” (that’s mood, not color ) penetrated even the ed Sullivan show. In such an atmosphere hector bloom, the nihilistic, professor’swife-fucking, basketball star protagonist of Drive, He Said, was fairly representative of the nascent youth culture, which still enjoyed playing the game, but was also becoming aware of the idiocy of the rules. Larner “stylistically updated” his novel in 197~substituting the fear of being drafted for the fear of nuclear holocaust,for example-but the film, based on the updated version, still strikes me as having more to do with a time when existential despair was the philosophic fashion, and getting blind-falling down-barfing drunk was the accepted means of altering consciousness. Jack nicholson’s direction of Drive, He Said contributes to this impression, as he consistently emphasizes hector’s estrangement from teammates, roommates, and bedmates alike. Hector simply doesn’t connect-is not allowed to connect-with those around him. His mistress, olive (karen black), and his roommate, gabriel (michael margotta), who were intimately involved with hector in the novel; are here related to him

only in the sense of physical proximity, and are often danger-’ ously close to becoming mere caricatures of the faculty wife (horny) and the dampus revolutionary (crazy). William tepper’s hector, a sort of deodorized abbie hoffman, doesn’t help much either: one waits fur a persona to emerge from behind his curly-haired good looks, but is still waiting when the film ends. Tepper may well be the least expressive actor since laurence harvey, and it becomes increasingly difficult to believe that his hector possesses either athletic ability or “big man on campus” status. Despite this emotional vacuum at the heart of Drive, He Said , there are a number of interesting things happening around hector. Michael margotta’s gabriel is an intense and deeply moving perfor,mance which, particularly in the draft board sequence and in his attempted-rape of karen black, is a frightening display of the absolute rage at the core of the frustrated Bruce dern’s revolutionary. “consciousness II,” basketball coach supplies the necessary dose of reality from which satire may proceed, and the scenes in which he tries to exhort his team to a “winning attitude” are both humorous and rather poignant. Although karen black is seldom on the screen (her sexual encounters with hector were apparently heavily cut by the Ontario Censorship Board), she is the only real and desirable woman in evidence, especially in comparison to the pliable plastic coeds at hector’s beck and call. These admirable bits and pieces, however, are ultimately not suffkient to rescue Drive, He Said from the inadequacies of nicholson’s direction, which seems to* deliberately throw away the opportunities’resented by the nichol-

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Due to‘the omnipresent criticism of the chevron music reviews, and the fact that your responses are as valid, if not more so than ours, and, the fact that the two reporters sent to cover the concert left early, and now can’t remember what it was like, we have embarked upon a new format. We will follow the tried and t.rue tradition of this venerable institution of higher learning by using a multiple guess format (same rules apply). The best review submitted to the chevron will win an autographed picture of quicksilver. l.The conert began a .late b .early c. just after we ran out of dope d.all of the above? 2.The crowd was -. a .small b.big c. just right d.nubile 3.The warmup group was a .led zeplin b.bad c.fair d.what warmup group? 4.Their drummer was------a .a beginner b.odd, but consistent c.barrel-chested

son-larner script. In a post-game interview, for example, hector is asked if he has any advice for “the youth of america,” and his reply (later discovered to be “don’t lie, don’t cheat, and don’t be afraid”) is so barely audible and so quickly cut away from that neither the interviewer nor the audience have a chance to react to it. In the context of the script, this is an intrinsically humorous and psychologically revealing state‘ment, but in the film it’s merely another wasted moment. Nicholson’s handling of the basketball sequences is also rather ineffectual, aside from the fact that any reasonably coordinated viewer will feel that he could easily takehectorina game of one-on-one. The camera is much too close to the action: while this could have been used to suggest. some of the body contact endemic to this’ superficially I. ball&c game, its only effect is to make a frenzied, purposeless melee out of the one thing at which hector is supposed to excel]. On the other hand, it’s not a-bad metaphor for either hector’s life, or for Drive, He Said. But I’m still looking forward to the hockey footage in Face Off.... The ingenue reviewer described Drive, He Said as “evoking extreme passions of almost every sort,” and while I’m not familiar with his readership, I would suggest that an ingenue’s idea of “extreme passion” might be a bit different from your’s and mine. I guess I can sum up my feelings as follows: Drive, He Said is an intermittently interesting mess, a Qrofoundly confused and disorganized film which never gets off the ground, let alone on the road. Although’one can admire the individual achievements of some of the actors, the final impression is that the whole is much less than the sum of its parts.

6.The instruments were -. a .harmonious b .discordant c.pretty d.phallic, ie. well erected 7.You were at the .concert. a.in an altered state of * consciousness b.straight c.phallic (see above) ,!+. d.out-a-sight 8.1 was at the concert because -

a.the squash courts were full b.my boy friend took me c.1 like good music * d.1 thought it was going to be paul mauriat 9.The sound system was a.too loud b.two much c.too soft d .crackly lO.The group was -. a .an illusion b.great c.horrid d.inconsistant ll.The organ was a.seen, not heard b.heard, not seen e. a hammond d.a .key board instrument usually found in a church 12.When the lead singer sang the ‘hat’ you -. a .came b.stood up like everyone else c.lit another joint dthought it was time to leave Klhe boys in the band were

a.he idolizes pete townsend b.he was mad c.it was insured d.he wanted to leave &The bass player was -. a.pretty damn good d.phallic b.mark ryan c.burt matthews 16.The stage presentation was -. a.a bouquet of roses b.a put-on c.narcissistic d.uninhibited 17.Dino valeti, the lead singer, was a.in a state of nirvana b.orgasmic c.overbearing d.an american 18.0r-i the whole I thought the concert was -. a.such a thing as I have never seen b.such a thing as I should not have seen c.such a thing d.a thing 19. Do you agree with larry Caesar that, “their groupies were- the finest seen in many concerts? a .yes b.no c.who is larry’ Caesar? d.hold the anchovies 20.This review is a .brilliant b .excellent c.fishcrap d.over

Hector [william tepper) comforts a terrified nicholson’s “drive, he said.” Reviewer paul intermittently interesting mess.”

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Ira gee Working near the campus center is a man who proves that students and professors aren’t the only group of people who have a lot to give the world. Probably a lot of us have seen him-perhaps even said hello; I have for a whole year without really knowing him. He is a groundsman known to his friends as norm and to the craft world as ira gee. I first heard of his talent through a friend who was going to hire a carver to make a bust of karl marx for him. Next I heard from another friend, who runs a book store, that there was a fellow I should meet who was an excellent sculptor. When we finally met I found that ira gee the sculptor was none other than groundsman norm.

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produced he does extensive research -on the subject. For his “The Devil” he spent carving many hours studying the history of evil and its many different conceptions. Finally, he looked at the way in which evil is depicted visually I “The Devil” is a unique combination of the fruits of his readings. The sculpture is indeed the epitome of evil, the lines of the body spiralling downward while the devil points the way to the descent to the underworld. The eyes- of “The Devil” also show ira gee’s sensitivity towards his subject-the aura of evil is felt in a quick glance. Much of his work is dervied from religious ideas-not only from the Christian tradition, but form the Ira gee began carving when he religions of other cultures as well. was a very small boy,’ first *Norm finds, sometimes to his fashioning a beaver to put in his consternation, that the works beaver patrol hat. From then on he which he sells most are the more became enchanted with the feel of traditional pieces. the wood and thf forms he could Norm’s original work show his create from it. true genius and exhibits a senHis workshop is in his room sitivity towards his medium and where, all about him, are tools and his ideas. He does truly show that the university’s talent extends well carvings, photographs of sculptors and other people, as well as beyond the students and teachers. Perhaps we should be more drawings-all of which he hopes to use as ideas from which to depart. attentive and look around us-we‘ very His work has been exhibited all may be missing something < exciting. over canada and he has given carving classes. Before a piece is linda arnold

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Buffalo.bill and jack crabb What this ‘means is that while he version of the larger play, a cody presentation in which an indian hurts others he also helps, and because the harm he does is maiden (who is not an indian and unintended he seems much less - not maiden) is raped much to the pleasure of the president and his evil than those who deliberately lady who appreciate such realism inflict pain in the name of an exin a play: they move their chairs in elusive social good. for a closer look. Buffalo bill made a spectacle of Both the movie and the play deal The indians have spokesmen the indians in his wild west show on a superficial level with racism besides buffalo bill. When talking but only because he found the wild of the white man versus the indian to the senators sitting bull, their west spectacular. White society variety. And as the convention chief, stands high over the heads of massacred goes now, the indians always win- 8 (its leaders, anyway) all on a platform. This platform for their impudent our sympathy (or is it just self- the indians on white society, a was slightly above the platform hate?). Actually, what is at stake parasitism from which the other spokesman, a for which the leaders are two opposed views of life: man dependency performer in the wild west show of white society were themselves as the participant in natural called chief joseph, recited a process (the indian view) and man responsible. speech he had made outlining as the master of that process. . The play is presented in couplets indian needs after a defeat by of scenes whose regular white men. Such speeches, and the It is interesting to note, however, hammers home the sun dance later, so cheapen the L that an individual (in Indians it is recurrence grandeur of the indians buffalo bill cody (who is central to theme. Each couplet consists of former the play and the movie does not one scene with buffalo bill as the that another indian, john grass, strictly adhere to either view. His showman (on the white side) and publicly commits suicide. The play another scene where he intercedes ends with chief joseph making a concern is altogether selffor the indians. In one of these pathetic repetition of his defeat interested so that he will take what scenes there is a capsulated oration. rJ he sees as best from both attitudes. Last week WLU players guild staged a rough but ’ ambitious performance of a play by arthur kopit called Indians. In theme and in method of presentation, kopit’s work is strongly similar to the movie Little Big Man.

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My objective is clear enough: I want to play in four spades, which I can probably make. I do not want to contend with five hearts if I can help it. It is usual to suppress the second suit in this situation and to employ one of three well-known strategems. There is something to be said for each of them.

I open one spade -and west overcalls with two hearts. My . partner raises to two spades and east bids three hearts; I am faced with a familiar tactical problem after the sequence: south west north east D 1s 2H 2s 3H ?

Four spades This is and it has auction to be difficult overcall.

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I can jump directly to, four spades or approach that end more deviously by way of three spades or even a pass. Four diamonds must also be considered. Thus, the

The object of this tactical underbid is to persuade the opponents that you are stretching when later you go to four spades over four hearts, assuming that the op-

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Two of Canada’s most original and popular poets, irving layton and john newlove, will be on the - university of water100 campus next week. Layton, 59, will read some of his works at 3: 30 pm monday in the theatre of the arts. Layton has been writing poetry since the early 1940’s and’ has remained at the top ranks of the country’s writers since. He has moved through the changes since then so well that he has even had some of his 50’s material anthologized as “beat” poetry.

His latest book of poetry is entitled Nail Polish. John newlove, having been published widely only ‘since the middle sixties, has not enjoyed the popularity among Canadian readers that layton has. But newlove has found a large audience for his workg in many european countries, and may well be Canada’s best-read poet outside the country. His poems deal deeply with human feelings, capturing moments in words, and retelling the lore of the Canadian prairies. He will appear at 4 pm thursday in the theatre of the arts.

portunity arises. The strategem is well known and a further disadvantage-as compared with four spades-is that the opponents have more room in which to assess their potentialities. Moreover, opponents will sometimes refrain from disturbing three spades because they are fearful of having to compete against four spades.

Pass This is a more subtle way of achieving the same kind of result, but it also requires more nerve. I shall look foolish if the opponents buy the contract for three heartswhen we have eleven tricks in spades! However, since I have only 12 points, the odds are that someone else will bid. Either west will go to four hearts or my partner will persist with three spades. In either case, my eventual bid of ‘four spades will be underestimated and may even be doubled.

Four diamonds There remains the unfashionable call of four diamonds. The advantage of exposing my two-suiter to all who choose to believe in it is that I go far to solving the problem that may arise at the level of five. Suppose that we get to four spades by-fast or slow stages and that the opponents inconveniently persist to five hearts. Even if partner doubles in front of me I shall be tempted to go to five spades. I shall not have to make this guess if I have bid four diamonds on the way. As an example, compare these two hands for partner: (1) S. J9xx H. xx D.AJxx C. J 10 x (2) S. Q9xx H. xxx D.xx C.K Q 10 x On hand (1) he will go to five spades and on (2 ) he will double. Either way, I shall be content to let him decide. Duplicate bridge is played every tuesday evening at 7 :00 o’clock in the social sciences lounge. Entry fee is 50 cents and everyone is welcome. Novice games are held in the math lounge (3rd floor) on sunday evenings at the same time.I

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As -soon as the campus shop c started making ‘-a profit;’ the federation took ‘it.’ over. ,FASS similarily split from circle k and r formed its own organization. Blood donor clinics have been held at regular intervals. Last year, between eight and. nine hundred pints of blood were collected. There will be a clinic tuesday, Wednesday, and thursday of- next week on the third floor ,of the mathive.

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Circle k is a group of uniwat students who are very publicservice oriented.,’ Projects in the past have j included starting the campus shop now located in the. -basement of the campus j center . and starting the yearly FASS play.

A slave day has been ‘held in the past with the profits. going to various charities. Because it was non-compulsory for frosh to a-ttend, the idea died through lack of interest. This may be revived in the future with a different format. Circle k also provides tours for off-campus people. They are paid at the rate of l;5O per man-hour by the liason officer of the university. Another service is the ride-service boxes outside of the federation offices in the campus center. For students who do not wish to buy’ new texts at the uniwat bookstore, there is a used bookservice offerred at the beginning of term. This year, the store netted about four hundred dollars..

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The money from this and other ventures is used for many publicservice projects. The margaret macdonald sunshine home for handicapped children was’ painted last summer. A girl is wheeled daily to and from minota hagey residence and the campus. Textbook reading is done for students and a halloween party is held annually for kids with cerebral palsy.

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There will be a party for the girls at galt reformatory next week. There is also a proposition that circle k buy tents and sleeping bags or possibly more bicycles for these girls aged 12 to 17.

Camp Columbia money from circle few organizations blanket donation. will get something parties or tents. Twenty-eight from old FASS been entrusted loan fund. This terest free loans

also receives k. It is one of the that receives, a Usually a group specific such as

hundred dollars productions has to-an emergency * fund provides into needy students.

Occasionally, senior citizens are given a card party on campus. In return, they invite circle k members back to their homes for a pot luck supper. Most public service, projects occur off campus because there is not a great need for this type of activity on campus. The rehabilitation center in K-W has been painted in the past and there are plans to paint it again next spring. The thirty dollar profit from the last circle k pub may be used to supply coffee for the campus center coffee urn.

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e Criminal code sect ion 25 1 l-Everyone who, with the intent to procure the miscarriage of a female person whether or not she is pregnant, uses any means for the purposes of carrying . out his intention, is guilty of an indictable offense and is fiable to imprisonment for life. Z-Every female person who, being pregnant, with intent to procure her own miscarriage uses any means, or permits any means to be used for the purpose of carrying out her intention, is guilty of an indictable offense and is liable to imprisonment for 2 years. 3-In this section, “means” includes a-the administration of a drug or other noxious thing b-the use of an instrument, and c-manipulation of any kind. 4Subsections 1 and 2 do not apply to “a’‘-a qualified medical practitioner other than a member of a therapeutic abortion committee for any hospital, who in good faith uses in an accredited or approved hospital any means for the purpose of carrying out his inprocure the tention to miscarriage of a female person, or ‘lb-” a female person, who being pregnant, permits a qualified medical practitioner to use in an accredited or approved hospital any means described. in paragraph “a” for the purpose of carrying out her intention to procure her own miscarriage, if, before the use of’ those means,

average represents merely the number of women who have legal abortions. The kinds of women who undergo illegal abortions are varied in age, status, and occupation. The reasons for seeking abortion are varied, but the two reasons most often cited are economic and emotional instability to cope with the demands an additional child may place on the family-or, it may be that a woman does not want a child at, that time. The reasons are personal. They must not need justification.

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admissions for post-abortive complications; 1,000 of these resulted in deaths. Also, 75 percent of the 100,000 women who had illegal abortions were un-married (mcgill student handbook 1971). All “legal” abortions take place in a hospital operating room, and are per_formed by “qualified”S doctors.

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is only imprisoned for two years. It is difficult to ascertain where women obtain their abortions. The majority are performed illegally and so therefore no statistics are available. These would range from doctors’ offices to private homes. In the case of the “back alley butchers” and those desperate women who try to abort themselves, abortions happen in the most unsanitary conditions. Of the 100,000 illegal abortions done in canada in 1970 there were 20,000 hospital

first 2 before the 13th week of pregnancy) 3-intra-amniotic hypertonic saline solution 4-hysterotomy (these last 2 are used when the pregnancy has progressed beyond the 13th week) Illegal methods include douches with acidic solutions, puncturing the uterus with sharp objects such as coat hangers, pencils. There are other ways too barbaric to mention.

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The assyrian code 12th ,century bc “If a woman has had a miscarriage by her own act...they shall impa!e her upon stakes without burying her.” (even if the woman dies while aborting.) According to the royal commission on the status of women, the average woman seeking an abortion is married and has 2 or 3 children. One hundred thousand illegal abortions are done in canada each year. However, any statistics from the royal commission as well as from statistics canada are underestimates. Each neglects to take into account the fact that the

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The salari& of bosses have risen faster, by percentage, than for the employed populatibn as a whole. Sources of this information are “executive compensation in Canada”, a publication of a personnel company, h.v. chapman and associates, and the Canadian statistical review. Here is how the statistics compare.

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starting at 32,800 dollars in 1965, rose successively by year to 35,200 dollars, 37,750 dollars, 40,750 dollars through to 1969 to 43,350 dollars. The placement agency’s study noted that labour has been closing the gap, “particularly between labour arid the low to middle level manager (10,000 dollars to 20,000 dollars a year)“. “This is creating additional pressure for adjustments in this group”, the report said. “As these adjustments are made, pressure is exerted for adjustments in the next higher level-and so on”.

But it would appear, from /the comparative figures of wages and executive salaries that the push from below built up more pressure as it ‘rose to management leveis. 9.5 1969 “There is another factor that will show up in executive salaries over Despite some whopping wage increases won by labour unions in the the next few years,” the study noted. period the general average in the period for ‘wages and salaries’ in “Execufives are remunerated not only by salary and bonus but by canada has not risen very steeply. stock options, deferred compensation, pensions etc. These deferred Here are the figures for the past five. years: 1965 91.01 dollars per payments do not show up in published salary and remuneration figures week; 1966 96.30 dollars per week; 1967 102.76 dollars per Iweek; since they are too difficult to assess except on an individual basis.“ I%8 109.88 dollars per week; and 1969 117.78 dollars per week. The publication said deferred pay and stock options are iosing much of their attractions, and the shadow of new taxation is cast upon their In the same period the average annual salary of general managers future. It predicted cash incentives in the form of even better raises and bigger bonuses-current rather than deferred income. 1967

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Chevron fuck fhrown but ‘Fucking’ was the reason uniwat student jeff Christie was evicted from his room this week. Christie c ,was renting a room from thomas dwyer, 209 mary street. Cristie had hung, in his room, the photograph of the chevron staff and the accompanying caption which appeared in the October 29 chevron, protesting the new ice cream rolls. The dwyers objected to the word ‘fucking’. The room is one of four in the house which is rented to students, the students having kitchen sharing priveleges. After moving in, the dwyers gradually acquainted the students with the house rules, such as no smoking in bed, and no girls in the rooms. To police the house, the dwyers would go into the rooms to open the drapes, or to empty the garbagefour times a day Christie said. Christie said that dwyer was “super pissed off”, and would not reconsider his decision. Christie consulted the federation of students’ lawyer, bet there is no legal action he can take. Christie is moving to a new place today.

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Uniwat health services is now dispensing a pill which is almost one hundred percent effective in preventing pregnancies if it is taken within twenty four hours of having sexual intercourse. The pill is taken five times a day for five days. The pill can be taken after the twenty four hour period, but its likelihood of being effective is reduced. The only known side effect is nausea.. The doctor at health services can administer the pill. It will be given to anyone asking for it, unless the girl is allergic to one of the pill’s components. Getting the pill early enough for the people needing it is not anticipated as a problem.

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lawyer david b. greenspan. His paper, the citizen and the planning law, was recently published in plan canada, the journal of the town planning institute of canada. Other lecturers include another toronto lawyer, j.a. kennedy, chairman of the Ontario municipal board and author of the controversial minority report on the spadina expressway, and Prof. barry Stuart of osgoode hall law school, toronto; president of the Canadian en-

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The basketball athenas took a long bus ride on the weekend’in order to play a pre-season tournament in Ottawa. The tourney,’ organized and won by the university of Ottawa provided some excellent preseason competition and gave a strong indication of what can be expected in the owiaa this year. There seems to be power to spare this year. Ottawa and queens both look very strong in the eastern section along with laurentian who could be tough with a rookie from the national caba champs playing for them. The western section won’t be any snap either from all reports as western will undoubtly have strength along with the guelph team who are always a threat to the Waterloo girls. The athenas weekend record was not what they would have desired with two wins and one loss, however it did give them an opportunity to work out some of the kinks before their first league’ game on thursday. The first game they played on the-weekend saw Waterloo get off to a slow start against a not too power,ful squad from york (university. The Waterloo girls ,eventually got rolling half way Jhrough the first half and were able to keep the lead through out the game finishing with a 56-27 victory.

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in tourney Saturday saw Waterloo against a much stronger and taller team from toronto. The. toronto team were able to plug up the key area very effectively forcing the athenas to the outside shot. Waterloo was able to draw a number of fouls under the basket and could have broken the game wide open if they had capitalized on their free throws, unfortunately they only managed a miserable 33 percent from the line. It was only towards the end of the game that the athenas got their offense moving and they were able to pull out a 43-38 victory. The win over toronto put the athenas in a final against the university of Ottawa. The hosting team hit the floor running, chalked up three quick baskets and never ‘looked back. The athenas closed down the gap several times during the game but they never really got iorganized as they continually gave up th: ball ‘on careless passes. Hopefully this will be the last time this season that the athenas will look so bad. Final score was

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There were several stand outs for the athenas over the weekend including rookies loretta mckenzie and joan parker along with veterans toos simons and mary ann krzyzanowski. The athenas see action again tuesday night at guelph.

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Saturday last saw the athena volleyball team put together a consistent team effort to win the queen’s invitational tournament and begin the season on a happy note. In the “heads up” tournament, the athenas managed to overpower all opposition and lost only one. game while winning ten. York fell to the Waterloo women in two identical scores of 15-5. Carleton went down one point less at a 15-4 double. ’ The university of Ottawa women showed signs of strength during their first encounter with the athenas and jumped to a 13 - 7 lead. The ,athenas consistently returned

all efforts by the opposition and finally clinched the game ‘15 - 13 having gained eight consecutive unanswered points. To set th’e record straight, the Ottawa girls were annihalated by Waterloo in the second game 15 - 1. The only loss was suffered at the hands of the macmaster team when the hamilton group clipped the athenas 15 - 13. The Waterloo chicks however, were able to stage an unexpected comeback and claimed the match after the slight relapse. The hosting queen’s team were the final adversaries but fell to the eventual winning athenas 9 - 15 and 4 - 15.

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For the first time in university curling history an 8-ender was scored by the Wayne steski rink of bill ictbn, axe/ larsen and bob mchugh. IT HAPPENED on way to a 73-6 victory over the iim miners rink .during varsity p/a ydowns at the granite club past Wednesday. Playing the seventh end steski with his last shot removed his opponent’s almost totally hidden rock and remained in the house to count eight. An Gightender is comparable to a hole-in-one in golf or a perfect game in bowling and is a rare achievement in curling.

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The university of Waterloo swim teams open their long five month season this weekend with the annual inter-squad meet this afternoon and a co-ed meet against etobicoke (EMAC) monday afternoon. A large number of new faces have made their appearance on both the warrior and athena teams this year. The defending OUWAA cham_ p‘ions athenas have eleven additions while only six of last year’s squad are returning. The big turnover was largely due to graduation and transferring students. Even so, mqst of‘the new swimmers have lots of experience and the team can be expected to continue setting the pace around the Ontario league. The warriors on the other hand have added ten new bodies giving them the much needed depth always necessary for a winning team. This coupled with the eleven experienced returning members make for the most powerful uniwat squad ever fielded. The warrior backstrbke duties will be falling to veterans brian bachert, and jim frank along with newcomers jim low and eric robinson. a Doug munn, chuck fletcher and bob ramberg will be swimming breaststroke this year while returning veteran and coqaptain george roy is mr everything with the warriors, being able to tackle the individual medley event, butterfly and distance freestyle races. Paul sharpe, a second year man with the team will be swimming similar events, possibly along with the backstroke.’ Doug lorriman who has been with the squad since its conception will be swimming IM and breaststroke events while newcomer car1 pick is expected to crack records in freestyle and fly events. ._- Karl brubaker and graham Patterson are the warrior middle distance swimmers while rolfe mcewan will be covering the distance events. The boards will be covered this year by veteran divers lester newby and rolfe wiebe along with newcomer Steve mcivor . .The athena swimmers have been training very hard over the past

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After a lo-9 win by south 3 over ‘north 4 in an extra minute of play the world champion chevron waterbabies leaped from the deck into the cool waters of the uniwat natatorium amid wild cheers and merriment by the thousands of partisan on-lookers. As soon as the much superior fantastic group-of-seven bolstered by ruth, nancy and the grebelite began warming up the devoted tubing fans in the gallery broke into loud war whoops, rejoicing screams of glee and enthusiastic singing of the teamsong, “Everything’s coming up waterbabies.” It was obvious, the game was won before it began. It began anyway, even though the waterbabies headman of the week guppie-goalie peter Wilkinson protested that the south 3 opposition was really an impostersquad of children, inexperienced and lacking in the finer qualities of tubing, thus unworthy of the champs time. The game proceeded ; oh hum; the world champions using advanced adaptations of the 1908 european polo ^ .-.continent s .ewater m code of ethics and the modern principles of sky-diving, foxhunting and tent-pegging quickly turned the natatorium into a seething pool of foaming blood. Quickly the scoopers, picscoopers, and ordinary pickers made lightening fake shots which plunged south 3 into chaotic dashes along the gutters. The. waterbabies scored the initial goal with the now famous hard shot from the left hand to the opponents jaw. Naturally the fans, now hanging over the balcony went “Waterbabies forever,” nuts. raised the roof.

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HE CULTURAL REVOLUTION has penetrated the last stronghold of the American myth--the locker room. Young athletes, having scaled new levels of consciousness, now challenge a longstinding article of faith--the belief that competition has intrinsic value. They enter sports in search of particular esthetic experience, essentially personal in nature. They no longer accept the authoritarian structure of sports, nor do they accept the supreme emphasis on winning. Outside critics who see in the sports world a metaphor for the moral deficiencies of American society add to the pressure in the once-sacred precincts. Coaches and administrators defend the organized sport with traditional claims that competition builds character and toughens the young for life in the real world. Coaches in particular don’t want to listen to the requests of the young. The stereotype of the ideal athlete is fading fast. Long-haired radicals with lifestyles and political beliefs unheard ‘of a few years ago people the uncomfortable dreams of coaches. In the midst of the controversy psychologists find themselves being asked what personal, social or psychological significance can be attributed to organized sport. For the past eight years we have been studying the effects of competition on personality. We found no empirical support for the tradition that sport builds character. Indeed, there is evidence that athletic competition limits growth in some areas. It seems that the personality of the ideal athlete is not the result of any molding process, but comes out of the ruthless selection process that occurs at all levels of sport. Athletic competition has no more beneficial effects than intense endeavor in any other field. Horatio alger success-in sport or elsewhere--comes only to those who are already mentally fit, resilient and strong. The problem athletes who made up our original sample displayed such severe emotional reactions to stress that we had serious doubts about the basic value of athletic competition. The problems associated w&h sport covered a wide spectrum of behavior, but we were able to isolate major syndromes: the con-man athlete, the hyperanxious athlete, the ‘athlete who resists coaching, the success-phobic athlete, the injuryprone athlete and the depression-prone athlete. To identify sport-specific personality traits, we and lee lyon developed the athletic motivation inventory (ami) which measures 11 traits common to most successful sports figures. We have since administered the ami to approximately 15,000 athletes. The results of these tests indicate that general sports personali ties do exist.

Characteristics Athletes who survive the high attrition rate associated with sports. competition are characterized bS; all or most ,of the following traitsi _ .: ~, ; ‘l They have great ne’ed for achievement and tend to set high but realistic goals for themselves and others. l They are highly organized, orderly, respectful of authority and dominant. e They have large capacity for trust, great psychological endurance, selfcontrol, low-resting levels of anxiety and slightly greater ability to express aggression. Most athletes indicate low interest in receiving support and concern from others, low need to take care of others, and low need for affiliation. Such a personality seems necessary to achieve ,victory over others. There are somewestions whether these trends are temporary character traitschanging when the athlete gets out of sport---or permanent ones.

We know from our work hundreds oi outstanding competitors who possess strong character formation that corn. plements high motor skill. But we found others who possessed so few strong character traits that it was difficult on the basis of personality to account for their success. There were gold-medal Olympic winners in mexico who we would classify as overcompensatory greats. Only magnificent physical gifts enabled them tcl overcome physical tension, anxiety and self-doubt. They are unhappy, and when the talenl ages and fades. thay become derelicts, while someone like roosevelt grier jusl goes on to bigger mountains, A certain minimum personality development is essential. We once en countered a long-distance runner who was so gifted that, late one night, running in total darkness with only pacers and timers, he broke the NCAA record for his event. The mark would have survived for the next four years. But upon achieving this goal, he quit the team never to compete again. He later explained that he did it to get even with his coach; but our data suggest a A.grave personal doubts about his worth 6s a person impaired his capacity to support the burden of success. He preferred to We discovered subgroupings within the And beyond brutally rapid and clear protect his fragile ego-by showing bursts of athletic personality. For example, outevaluation of competence is the stress superior performance than to retreating to standing women competitors show a’ from the neglect of basic human needs that mediocrity so that others would not depend may accompany athletic success. greater tendency toward introversion, on him. greater autonomy needs, and a combinaTake the-case of a high draft-choice tion of qualities suggesting that they are football player; after tear&g up the camp We have also seen some indications that more creative than their male counterthe first few days , he turned morose and there may be an upper limit on the parts. sullen. He was experiencing what often character development needed for sue happens to men who excel in any area-the They show less need for Siensitive and cess in sport. Sometimes we find layers withdrawal of emotional support from understanding involvement with others. who have good physical skills coup Ped witn those outside his field. Women competitors are more reserved immense character strengths who don’1 Persons who were close to this gifted and cool, more experimental, more indemake it in sports. young man had pulled away. assuming pendent than male. They seem to be so well put together that they were no longer important in his Interestingly,. we found that among emotionally that there is no neurotic tie to life, that he had outgrown his need for women there was a far less trait variation sport. The rewards of sport aren’t enough them. They anticipated rejection, but from one sport to another than there was for them any more, and they turn away rather than live with this threat they among men. (Exceptions were women voluntarily to other, more challenging retreated at the first opportunity. fencers, gymnasts and parachutists.) fields. This is singularly frustrating to Quite often an athlete’s wife experiences We attribute this to cultural repression their coaches. this reaction. Threatened by her husband’s of women--to succeed in any field, a Many of the changes run counter to new acclaim, she may withhold love and women has to be able to stand up and spit values deeply rooted in the coach persupport from him. When the tension in the eye of those in charge. Athletes who ask the basic between his success on the field and his sonality. In addition to sex differences, we were all that worcrumbling home life gets unbearable, the qties tion-‘ ‘ Is winning able to distinguish a team-sports personthwhile?“-deny the coach’s life’s work, athlete sometimes manages to get a mild ality from an individual-sports personinjury. Rare is the man who can make it in and his very existence. Most coaches go by ality. Persons in individual competition the vince lombardi dictum that “winning sport without the support of his wife. tend to be more toward healthy introisn’t everything-it’s the only thing.” Under such intense pressure, with version. They are less affiliative than Conflict over values manifests itself in threats from so many different directions,. team players, have a higher level of struggles over discipline. Hair length personality flaws manifest themselves aggression and tend to be more creative. comes to mind. The coach sees hair as a quickly. We found that personal reactions Our original hypothesis about the ill problem of authority; he orders the athlete to the stress of competition remain fairly effects of high-level competition turned out to get it cut and expects his order to be constant across the sports. to be unfounded. When we completed tests obeyed. In contrast, the athlete sees Depression, combined with failure due on the original teams, we discovered no discipline as a peripheral frivolous issue fear of success, to unconscious negative relation between athletic compared with his own struggle to find hyperanxiety (the athlete who burns achievement and emotional maturity or identity in the hair styles of his peers. himself out before the ‘competition control. begins), and exaggerated sensitivity to Coach and hirsute athlete talk past each On the contrary, the higher the achieveother. failure dr criticism accounted for more ment, the greater the probability the aththan half of our referrals. lete would have emotional maturity or The rapidity and clarity of feedback in Value changes that involve drugs and control. Sport is like most other activicompetitive sport provides a fine op- politics put the coach under a strain. Most ties--those who survive tend to have portunity for the individual athlete who coaches believe that’s truly good athlete is stronger personalities. knows which traits he wants to change and also, by definition, a red-blooded, cleanwho has the motivation to do so. -. living, truth-telling, prepared patriot. A Though we can identify the .dommon top-notch competitor who disagrees with traits of successful athletes and counsel a the national policy is a heavy thing for a highly motivated youth on how to coach who undoubtedly believes that the The competitive-sport experience is strengthen particular traits, we cannot tell wars of england were indeed won on the unique in the way it compresses the selechow much these traits actually contribute playing fields of eton. tion process into a compact time and to athletic success. Competition doesn’t Many coaches won’t be able to stand the space. There are few areas of human seem to build character and it is possible strain. Eventually, the world of sport is endeavor that can match the Olympic that competition doesn’t even require going to take the emphasis off winning-at* trials or a professional training camp for much more than a minimally integrated any-cost. The new direction will be toward intensity of human stress. personality. helping athletes make personally chosen A young athlete often must face in hours modifications in behaviour; toward the or d&s the kind of nressure that occurs in joyous pursuit; of esthetic experience; the liufe of the achi&ement-oriented man , Innate physical ability is always a ‘toward wide variety of personality types contaminating factor when we attempt to and values. over several years. The potential for laying bare the personality structure of the make statements about the relationship Inevitably these changes are going to individual is considerable. between character and success. Even force the least flexible coaches out of the When an athlete’s ego is deeply invested using a sample of Olympic competitors and business-perhaps as many as a third of in sports achievement, very few of the professionals, we find that independent them. neurotic protective mechanisms provide . judges’ ratings of ability in any given by brute c. ogilvie and thomas a. tutko athlete fluctuate considerably. kt -best adequate or sustaining cover. Baiically, judges can agree on the relatiie ability in reprinted from psychology today, each must face his moment of truth and live with the consequences. the top and bottom 6 to 12 percent. October 1971

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The warriors broke into the three-figure scoring column last tuesday in their first game of the season. Plaiing a balanced game of basketball, the Waterloo team drubbed york university 100-79. Superb rebounding and consistent shooting were the warrior highlights. In shots from the floor< Waterloo netted 58 percent of their attempts during the first half while the yoemen could manage only 23. York however, maintained an advantage from the foul line by disgracing the warriors in free throws, but this could not keep them sufficently in the game and the half ended with Waterloo holding a solid lead. The toronto group emerged from the dressing room determined to try new tactics and attempt to reverse the first-half trend. Setting up a very effective zone-defence’ the yoemen kept the warriors dazed and at bay while the sharp shooting forwards netted 19 points within five minutes. The warrior shooting percentage crept into the low forties as york did not permit them close to the- rim. The yoemen,’ meanwhile upped their shooting accuracy and seemed to be threatening, but Waterloo finally pulled together a sustained offensive drive to once again regain control of play. Bill holdstrom led the yoemen with 2points two less than warrior jaan lanniste last year’s le2;ue .scoring champion. Paul bilewicz il!N, dave bigness(l31, and a team where all dressed players were included in the scoring list completed the warrior marks.

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Tomorrow night the warriors face the university of Winnipeg people’s wesmen in the gymanasium. The wesmen defeated the Waterloo crew last

season on their home court during a western tournament and promise a tough match. Frank evens, a U.S. import and new head coach will lead all-stars rich macey and veteran guard barry king into the fray. Evens threatens a new style of play (at yet moment unspecified) but earlier predictions saw the warriors out front by at least ten points. Season passes will admit students to the encounter which tips-off “at eight-fifteen-pee-em.

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Christchurch, new Zealand, chosen for the tenth commonwealth games is undergoing protests from citizens-groups on the games’ irrelevance in their city and the disproportionate amount of funds being squandered in the support of the games’ athletes. The city’s branch of the catholic peace fellowship said last week, “the government has promised more than~200,000 dollars as a guarantee toward providing hospitality for a handful of athletes in Christchurch in 1974 but has so far given only 50,000,dollars (and several hercules flights) towards india’s need in playing host to nearly ten million starving refugees”. Prime minister sir keith holyoake issued a reserved statement in reply carefully’ the indicating his government’s efforts to ‘consider possibilities for further aid to the east pakistanians. Meanwhile all was not well at the game’s committee as the final site for the main stadium has not yet been decided as moves and counter-moves by various city groups continue to bicker and delay the development of finalized plans. Committee-chairman r s Scott admits that the frequent delays are slowing up the games’ fund-raising campaign. If a decision cannot be reached within three weeks, Christchurch will face a crisis in it’s efforts to develop the site before the opening day. Advertising and support of the games continue in the city with little regard for the political implications of the delays.

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The women’s intercollegiate council of the university of Waterloo has been in existence for the past year. The function of the council is to represent the views of the women-varsity athletes in all matters of concern to them, to the university at large and to other universities. WIG, as it is commonly known, is a standing committee of the athletic advisory board and as such acts though that board to express the views of, the women athletes. On Wednesday, november 17 all women students have an opportunity to vote for the memberat-large positions which are open on the council to any women students on campus. There are two polling stations which will be open as listed ; arts lecture hall 11: 30 am to 1:30 pm and phys ed building 11:30 to 1:30 and 4:OO to 7:30. To be eligible to vote female students must show valid id cards at the polling stations. Five students have been nominated for the position of member-at-large for the year 1972. Sue mctavich, a first year kinesiology student, is playing varsity volleyball and with her solid administrative high school background, is looking toward involvement in intercollege athletics. Udy schaming, 3b kinesiology, has served on the WIC standing committee for athletic assistants and is a member of the varsity field hockey team. Margaret Cummings, first year arts, is a member of the varsity field hockey, team. Margaret would like to see women’s athletics get the recognition it deserves. Jane liddell will be entering 3a kinesiology when she returns next term. She is in her third season with the varsity basketball team and her second as team captain. Her experience in varsity play will give her a strong back ground for administrative levels in intercollegiate athletics.

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Marlene peters, first year kinesiology , a member of the track and field team, would like to see more interest shown by the administration and students at large in the women’s intercollegiate program. The top four nominees will become members-at-large for the year. On november 17 it is up to each woman student to get off her ass and vote for women’s athletics.

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The Canadian college bowl football final will be played Saturday, november 28 at varsity stadium. This weekend the university of western Ontario will be taking on the st. mary’s university huskies in the atlantic bowl and the gaiters from bishops university travel to edmonton to tangle with the golden bears. Western made it to the semi finals by‘ defeating, first queens, then the powerful Ottawa gee-gees in a snowy, wet game last weekend. The gee-gees with their fast breaking offence with a backfield averaging 165 pounds in weight could go nowhere on the slippery turf. Western used an unimaginative, slow-drive offence to grind out the winning points. All other teams had little trouble in their divisions with only the golden bears having to deal with a nationally ranked contender in the form ,of the defending bowl-champions, the bisons from manitoba. Our misguided tip of the week calls for st. mary’s to walk past the stangs and bishops to hand alberta their most solid, drubbing of the year.

feedback Dog not Rimis A really neat layout there last week.. .NITTA’S DOGS.. .good show. It’s about time the chevron staff had an opportunity to exhibit its rapier wit and slashing humour. However, I must confess that I do not deserve credit for that portrait, (great shot), although any photographer I’m sure would be proud to have taken it. My confession is brought about, not by moral or ethical values, but rather, by a letter which I received shortly after that edition, which read: “Dear

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At no time did I authorize publication of my photograph in the chevron. I demand an immediate retraction or “titillating” repercussions will result. desperately yours, disgruntled female reader.” (gazette: letters-October 27,1971)

Therefore, please bestow total credit upon your own staff photographer, who for lack of another “nom de plume, ” I shall refer to as leech, and, of course, the “copying” editor who conceived of that layout. What impressed me most was the professionalism with which, by subtle, yet biting satire, leech and his master attacked the whole concept of nitta’s girls. Nothing eluded their critical eye. Their obvious disdain of the zone focusing system, the poor print contrast and definition, and even.. . the barrel distortion which contributed to focus shift ! . . .blasted across the whole page. Coupling these technical critiques with the sociological implications via the feminist movement, the chevron had advanced to the vanguard of the JUST CAUSE. Any photographer, surely, is receptive to constructive criticism and in this regard, I am quite pleased that your critique was directed at me and not, sophmorically, at the girls who posed for those shots. It’s always a pleasure to acknowledge true professionals, people who conscientiously adhere to the high standards they’ve set for themselves. Keep up the good work, chevron, maintaining the the standards you’ve set for yourself. If you have any more constructive criticism to offer me, I’d really appreciate it. Drop in at the phys. ed. building any night when you take leech out for a walk. You’ll recognize me. I’m the one with the brown belt. c

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Two letters to feedback are presently being held until authors identify themselves. The author of a letter signed tilly graham and the correspondent who recently addressed a letter to paul stuewe about his jazz reviews are requested to sign their letters with name and course by seeing the chevron secretary between 9 and 5. Pseudonyms will only be used if the chevron has a record of true authorship. -the lettitor.

n/o books A problem has developed, which should be of interest to those of us who haPPen, from time to time, to read in our field using the source material in the arts library. The problem simply results from the extension of borrowing to inelude periodicals, once only extended to faculty. As a PhD student I read more than many undergrads, yet even the undergrads with whom I come in contact also feel the pinch-NO BOOKS. The instructor gives out a reading list including references in periodicals. Some give out such a number that putting Xerox copies on reserve is out of the question. Or people say ‘aha ! This paper is in a periodical which I can have for a week (or two days) not just overnight, or for an hour or two ! ! ’ Let’s just consider the logistics of the situation for geography under the following assumptions : l-all but the current year are bound and in the library, and the current year is taken out as one. %-each of ten periodicals generally consulted by geographers are equally popular. s-only the last ten years are used widely. &each is taken out for a maximum time allowed and then shelved at

the moment it is returned and taken out immediately to allow maximum circulation, 5-there are 20 faculty, 30 grads, and over 250 in geography (and that is a conservative estimate I should think >. 6-each person reads but one paper in each volume. With the ruling any periodical five years and older may be taken out for one week and newer ones for two days and the fact we are considering 10 major journals of 10 volumes each we can compute how many volumes may be borrowed in one week. Considering first older periodicals 5 years x 10 periodicals x 1 week equals 50; considering the newer periodicals 5 years x 10 periodicals x 7/2 weeks equals 175. The total number that may be b orrowed in one week therefore’ equals 225 volumes, or 225 papers. Why all of this trouble? In the last two days I have tried to find 44 papers, and came up with two. I have since found that many others are in the same boat, including several faculty with whom I have discussed the problem. I do not propose a special deal for grads, profs, or undergrads, just one little law: Nobody should be allowed to take out basic source and reference material including periodicals, and some form of student marshal should be present on a paid basis to ensure the security and non-removal of such materials from a specified periodical area, enclosed, with adequate work area (larger than is now present). Can the point of this argument be disputed? A number of faculty, library staff, grads, and undergrads polled in several hours do not think so. How does one cause rapid change with regard to the library? From my viewpoint speed is important-I have a lot of reading to complete in the six weeks before comprehensive exams.

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MELLINC FAINTLY of incense and burnt rope, a br,oadly grinning, if slightly disheveled burt matthews, flanked by an equally cheerful academic vice-president I!owie petch and security chief al romenco, arrived at his weekly press conference last friday to announce administration plans for the formation of a new faculty within the university, tentatively named the faculty of revolutionary studies (FRS). ! Matthews, who read the announcem&t from a prepared statement, said that these plans are “at-’ inevitable result of our changing political consciousness in these increasingly .repressive times.”

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Faculty salaries cut He continued by noting that although the provincial government has denied financial support for the creation of new programs at this time, he felt that this program was of sufficient importance that /the following adjustments have been made in the university budget, effective dec. 1: -o Faculty salaries will be reduced 20 per cent across the board. ihis move has regrettably necessitated the release of those faculty members presently on the executive of the faculty association. Their replacements will be announced shortly. e The campus security force will be dismantled, with the exception of security chief al rometico, and constable ian mu@. Naturally, every effort will be made to relocate the remainder of the security staff.

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Rumbrs of ta k&over Anticipating possiiie questions, matthews maintajned that events of the past week such as the amchitka blast or the rumors of an imminent student takeover of the security building had in no way prompted the move. Romenco and petch both nodded v’igorously, and petch interrupted to note that the sole purpose of the faculty was to stimulate what he hoped would become a Waterloo tradition of controversial discussion on a scholarly level. Matthews and romenco both nodded vigorously, and matthews interrupted to note that although this may well have the Secondary effect of channelling uncontrolled student rebellion along tnore constructive lines, this consideration had at no time entered into the discussions.

Where-it’s-at r The revolutionary studies building, to be known as the “where-it’s-at” building, will be constructed next summer by union labor in the north campus wilderness, matthews said.

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L The presidential mansion on westgate walk will be sold. The presidential family will be moved into a modest bungalow at 132 university avenue west. Entertaining will continue as before, albeit at a somewhat simpler level. * Further monies have been obtained through the “gratefully accepted gener0s i ty” of the following sotirces-Wiebe Realty Ltd., Dare Cookies Ltd., Stelco Inc., General Motors (Canada), and Bank of Montreal. Matthews also thanked math prof henry crap0 for a “very generous” private donation.

Facilities will include a health-food cafeteria, “liberated” sauna and washrooms, a head shop stocking a complete line of revolutionary books, records, and posters, a permanently licensed pub and wine store, one or two classrooms, a free store, and a stroboscopically-illuminated, multi-colored fountain and eternal flame dedicated to the memory of the guevara and ho chi minh. Recognizing the inadequacy, irrelevancy, and class bias of present admission policies, applicants will be required to attend a six-week encounter-therapysensitivity-training program prior to the commencement of classes to determine their intellectual and emotional compatMrlity quotients (IECQ). This will hopefully eliminate any remaining vestiges of reactionary bourgeois consciousness in FRS students, and expunge all latent sexism, racism, consumerism, capitalism, nationalism, and imperialism which might otherwise subvert the program. With lecture courses such ’ as revolutionary theory, applied chemistry, and survival techniques, seminars on black, white, red, brown, women’s, and gay liberation, and lab sessions in pharmacology, hindu love techniques, and armed and unarmed self-defense, matthews anticipated that students can look forward to many fruitful years of challenging debate, dialogue, discussion, talk, talk, and talk.

FDRC, FDRC; FDRC Students may enrol in either the regular or the co-opt programs, ieading eventually _ to graduation with one of three degrees, the level to be determined by the student and the collective on a joint basis. These degrees will be known as the fair degree of revolutionary consciousness (FDRC), the, fine degree of revolutionary consciousness (FDRC), and the far-out degree of revolutionary consciousness (FDRC). ilnder the co-opt program, students will spend alternate terms working with consumer advocate and visiting professor ralph nader on an investigation of the interlocking directorships of U of W’s board of governors.

Following his statement, matthews, petch and’romenco fielded questions from a somewhat dazed audience. The discussion opened with a query from K-W Record reporter dexter swill who wondered what kind of student would be attracted to this kind of program. “That’s a good question,” replied petch, “and one to which we’ve devoted a great deal of attention. All in all we have concluded that we would not lose anyone who will be missed anywhere else in the university. ” I ndeed ,” he went on, “we expect a substantial upswing in the efficiency ratings of many other university departments as a result of this move.”

Programs obsolete His reply prompted eleanor fische, widely read gazette columnist, to ask just what other changes we could expect within the university community when this plan takes effect.

“That’s a good question,” replied matthews, “and one to which we’ve devoted a great deal of attention. It has been our conclusion that such units as integrated studies, environmental studies, and possibly architecture, would be rendered obsolete by the new program and would therefore be absorbed within it. “Also, since the where-it’s-at building will supersede the campus center in most of its functions, the latter building will be turned over to the K-W chamber of commerce as a permanent trades fair, displaying the unique and richly varied products of K-W’s industrial community.” It fell to country nick savage of the chevron to ask the final queStion of the conference and he ‘voiced the fears of many present when he asked whether the remote location would not perhaps lead to an increase in drug abuse among participating students.

“IS the administration prepared to accept,” he thundered, “the lethargy and long-term personality changes associated with the ingestion of these noxious and wicked substances?”

Liberating potential “That’s a good question,” replied an unruffled romenco, “and one to which we have devoted a great deal of attention. We feel that the time has come to discard outmoded values,” he said, “based on misleading or inadequate research and self-serving and unfounded hysteria. “We recognize the humanizing and Iiberating potentialities of marihuana and LSD, and in view of the projected isolation of the building, any possibie laws against their use would be djfficult if not impractical to enforce.” As the conference broke up, the chevron asked matthews personally how it felt to unleash the educational bombshell of the year. “Don’t sweat it, man,” he said, flashing a practised peace sign, “everything is being taken care of.”

’ thee. member: Canadian university press (CUP) and underground press syndicate (UPS), subscriber: liberation news service (LNS), and chevron international news service (GINS), the chevron is a newsfeature tabloid published offset fifty-two times a year (1971-72) by the federation of students, incorporated, university of Waterloo. Content is the responsibility of the chevron staff, independent of the federation and the university administration. Offices in the campus center; phone (519) 578-7070 or university local 3443; telex 0295-748. circulation

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Eye Scream, Aye Scream, Ice Cream! Did you realize that located on the beautiful south isle of the great hall the federation has cleverly disguised an ice cream parlour as an ordinary ice cream stand, serving up a potpourri of 20 exotic flavours? Reap the rewards of another Rick page achievementice cream for the masses at the lowest proces ever. Could it be that the chevron’s joke issue back page had its desired effect and resolved another student dilemma? This week rumour has it that a second debug terminal will be placed on the second floor of the math-hives. However, rumour also has it that this will not happen for several years. Our disappointment in this crucial state of affairs. is very great. We, like our foreign correspondents in math county, await a final decision with bated breath. Think of all the improvements that could result during the three week registration period with another terminal. Faster droppings and addings. More computer time space for ecological program developments and other computer age projects. The chevron has learned through its campus-community spy system that bill thompson of the kitchener planning department wants a quiet meeting with students to gain support for the proposed oxlea development. The ‘major thing he doesn’t want according to bob white,‘a fourth year student in planning, is the chevron “bunch”, or for that matter, anyone else, to ask pointed questions which may unearth any political or planning dirt which may sway the vote on the referendum of december 6th. Seeing the chevron keeps tabs on the campus from end to end, and around the clock, and seeing its our job to keep the people informed, thompson can beguaranteed coverage. However, because of the amount of political and planning dirt, and due to the chevron’s small size, we cannot guarantee all the garbage will fit in one edition. We may be forced to write a book! Queries of the week: What attracted your interest this week? olaving in the snow? anticipation of our dog-of-the-week? The winners of this week’s waterbabies game? will ringo (the duck) get the pop top ring off his beak before he gets trapped by the ice in grenadier pond? Will the ice.on the pool of the broken egg freeze this winter? Thinking these and other heavy thoughts surely will make your card games and boob tube fantasies irrelevant in comparison. newsies this week: joan Walters welcomed back, mart roberts, al lukachko, nigel burnett, barry brown, una o’callaghan, deanna kaufman in spirit, krista tomory, len greener and leech; good luck to ken hyslop in his upcoming marriage; also co-starring awesome alex smith as technical advisor; weary Willie Sheldon as news coordinator; and genuine george kaufman as production manager. at entertainment we were, are and probably will be next week: paul stuewe (apprentice editor), denis green, mart roberts, joe handler, lynn bowers, linda arnold, nigel burnett, george kaufman (on layout and salvage), janet stoody and david cubberley. this week on the sport executive, were the following outstanding journalists of world jock acclaim: norm green, george neeland, doug baird, ron Scott, sally kemp, mark schacter, terry morin, and dennis mcgann. photoging together for ever-better pictures were: scott gray, gord moore, brian cere, doug baird, dudley Paul, paul hartford, martin grinstein, randy hannigan and helmut zisser. honourary staffers: ruth and nancy. thought from the foto groupies: develop yourself. gm and sg.

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