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Note: Imprint publehes every kr~clay. The ' deadltne for Camnus Events ts4pm the preceding Tue,day.

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The Drama Department invites you to its major production, Brecht's The Op&a today and tomorrow in t h e l h t n of the Arts Trkets a q $5 (studenWsenbrs am*), There will be a disc jockey at the CC Pllb today and tomprrow. Pub hdurs: 12 Mon to 1BmMonday. to Friday. 7pm to lam Saturday. Dd after 9pm There e a51 cover charge for ym-fedsafter8pm The UW P s s e ' S o c i i prosents "N~ghtin Fog" and "The Dec~stonto Drop the Bbmb", two film w h ~ hrllustrate both German and Amernan airwale. of WWU at 8pm in the " G d Hali" of Conrad Grebel College. Adrnusion I6 free. "Evening in Las V e w " , an exciting evening of chance, mwic, drmk, dancing and prams.

Sunday Ewning Chapel service will take place in Conrad Gnbcl Chapel begrnning at, 7pm For recreahon, competition and instruction, cane a 4 join the UW Fiw PlnW n g Club. Cost: only $2 per niPht dur 7% membershiv fee. Meetinnstake A c e at !%In at the Waterla, B o & i ~ a n e s h h i n d the Kent Hotel). Contact Kevin Eves at 758-1504.

- Mbnday, Dec. 3 The Computer Wince Club prdsents David McLey. 81 David Synthesizer, spDsldng on "Realtime Compositm and Mibng dM&" inMC5158

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services will be held m Conrad Grebel ChapQI from 4:45,to 5:lSpm. The Legal Resource Olfice tiill be open from 1Oam to l p m a d 2 to4pm today. F r e e ~ c o u n s e l t ~ u d l be available in CC217A. For infdrmation on the Birth Coptml Centre, re0 Monday'? entry.

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Cinema Gratis The Masic Christian will be screened at 9:30pm in the Great HaU of the Campus Centre. Admission is h e . For information of the Yuletide Craft# Fair, see . ~- Monday's entry. I pus ~ t b h& n an organizationalmeetingat 7:90om in CC113. Discussion will centre on next At 8:30in C C ~ there ~ O w i i bea Gay Coffeehww. teun's activitiy Everyom is welcome.For huther informahonphone 885-1211ext. 2372. ,Yu*tib Cdtm F a k Artirsns from soutlprn Onwill display and acU a variety d crafts In HHk%l at 7pm, a Diecussion Fellowship with including leather work, ,taI wooclwork, Remkes Kooistra sponsored by the Waterloo 4 & and much mom%&% w i n the Christian Febwship, will takeplacd. The topie:"The Great Hal d the CC from 9 S a m to 43Opn. I Many Facets d bur Humanity". F~idayPrayer (Jumma Prayer) from 1:30 to230 in The final CunbrkW b c t u n has Prof. Conrad The -1 Rewurce W e will be open from 10eC113.Alm 1nCC113,from7:~to10:30pm,therc Bank d Conrad G r e w C&p's Psdce S W k a 12am aqd 2304pm today. Free kgal counselliwill will be an Islamic session ~ncluding: Fioh, program ~ a k i n g o "How n to F&t Fairmat7:30pm. be avaikbb m CC217k T a w d , recitation of Qur'an, Tafseer and bha For intormation on the Birth Control Centre, & Prayer. l l w e w i ~ b e a R e d ~ l r d . . e k o d ~ n a r @ i n i c Monday's en&. ~2to1:30intheaft~ar;d6to8~inthe -T$ W5 Pfopa.me on F$.+isn Studut. There willbea Women's Interest GroupMeeting euening at fhe Grace Lutheran Church at I36 z"Lhmpus G-y" will be aired t o b y and at k30pm in CCllO. Margawt (at h b a ) in ~ t c h e d rThe . quota is 300 Lbndevcontinwusb betwesn2:30and4:30onall donors. csrnp$closedcire& WS. Sce the documentary that m n y people believe displays the Ibpicsl "Zoot" Sims hdds a jazz concert at 8pm in t k teehhiques of prejudice and racial b b s . HumanitiorTlptre. rrkotrarg$950(stubntsand There will be An introductory meting of the 6eniOrsS). M n c e hncm perform in the CC at 12 Feminist Party of Cad&, a newmlitical paw nobn. Enjoy the dancing: music, and c c s t u m , with a new perspoctwe, at ?phinCCll3. There will ThonwillbeaUWSt.srE+~IRebeadat7pm then & up and join in. be a speaker on the party's ideas and reading in Al6. For further information call Hans at 884materials. For tnformabon con6&t D. Smith or S. 8133. t The W q t e r b Christian Fellowship will hold an Wagner at Integrated StudRs PAS 1055. +a T a h w r et 8~ in CCllO. All qre The Legal Resource Office will be open from 10w$lcame. ' I Th&e willbea meetingof t h e ~ d . r ~ n e r g y b c i e & 12am md24pm today. F n s !qal counselling 4 b e of Cariada, South Cenml C h p t e r , at 7:30pmin awihbk in CC217A. The L a g a l R u o ~ e O f f k e w i l beopenfmm10l room 2354 of E2. Scqtt W e r speaks on the 12am a@ 1 -,4pm today. Free 1-1 counselling The Erth Control Centre' is o p n and has tech& d unkground housing. willbe available in CC217A. intornution on &h control and local doctors, For infbrmatlon of the Yuictidc Craft. Fair, roe unphnned presnfincy counselling and a resource SumJay2DBc.2 Mondav's - entw.. iibrary, Pamphlets and Tahirts are available. The At 1:30 m CCllO. 'the MurltiaStudent. k.ahcentre is opem fmF 124pm. MondaytoThur&y,in The, htemationd Film Sriu conbnuos with tios presents a hqtory d the pophet of I.bm CC206. ext. 3446. Allegro m n Troppo at 8pm in the Humanities Hall. his fdlowers. Zuhr and Asr prayers. Admieslon is $1.50 (studhty'seniors $1). fhe CaNdEan B m holds a Cabaret "Pops" The f i d MuriC a t Noon Concert with music by Concert at 7:30pm in the BnYlgman Park Ballroom. Sohr Ked, Tom Kay,,Barrk Cabana, wll be held at The ~ m g r h n e includes works by: Suppa, noon in WLUb Theatre of the Arts. l b r e &a Ski Club Mwtldgat 6pm inCC113. i Wikelc. SmetB~,Butterworth and Tchsik&ky. are Mlaibbk for SS, a sign-upfor fhe The LcgdResoulre Offke tiill be open from l b m Tickets are $550 ($150 for sh$ents/6eniOnl. w a n d handout of t h e n 4 ns\mlpttawilI to lpd a d 24pm today. Free kgal counselling take pkcc., the deadline ilnll be set fa ths Mont St. Camp& WenNp Service unth Remkes Koduhq be avaihb+ in CC217A red by the (rJaterloo Chtiotian ~ o n d Marie ski trip. Lodc for posters on wious bulletin For information on tho Birth Control Centre, see beads. S T h w i ~ k~in w at 10:am.

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Friday, November 30,1979; Volume 2, Number 13, Unlverslty of Waterloo, Ontarlo - Waterloo, -. - . \

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\ Sylvia Hannigan - well what can vou sav? Peter Scheffel, Phillip King, Jason Mitch&, Al McPhail, Ira Nayman, Bernadette Beaupre, Nancy Ford and Lori all have an alibi for the village fire. James Allen, Lynn Hoyle& Liz Sflcott, George Vssflsdis and Carolyn Kirk are all planning to enter a Naimnith team next year. Mike’s harem Mark D’Gabriel, Jane Harding. Nickie Banner, Cl-&s Farrigia, Lisa Tripp, Sue Melville, Libby Sava9e. Marv Mitchell end Leslie ‘Ireseder have-mm so&au&d he’s going &I rest on holiday Malcolm Ho Ho Murray pops in at the most opportune tunes. Snappers Ed Zurawski, David Trahair, Jim Zegers, David Watson, andBig Torn are right in focus (groan) and the Scarlet Pimpernel is a delight to Steve Hull.

Next week, we all look forward to fun and mischief of Misprints and hope it’ll be ss funnyasweenvision,areleaseforeveryone before exams. We’ve had a lot of good fun at Imprint already t$@ term thsnks to the mitny folks who have given of their time and wit and wisdom. Some come and go, someare here allthetime,somehaveonlya little extra time, some alot, to everyone who’s contributed this term we say a big ‘sincere th~ou and hope to see you next . term, or the term sfter, if you’re on work term. This issue Marg Sanderson caught some glog (some people will), Liz caught the flu (from the Warriors Band kazoos) and Jake had another one get away (probably).St.Germainstilltalksaboutthe little red-haired girl. Karen Manning, Cel;a Geiger, Stu Dollar, and Fran Helper% were chssedbyabandofwildnewseditorsallthe way to Dumont. Badgers and Hart wrote some great songs and Diane Ritza and

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If you’ve managed to avoid hearing about the current Iranian crisis, you’re either the most secretive recluse ever, or dead. ‘In summation:-a group of radical students have seized the Iranian US embassy and staff; Ayatollah Khomeini has condoned the actions and further charged some of the hostages with espionage. Meanwhile the US has put its navy on alert and sent a show of force into the Persian Gulf (aircraft carriers Midway and Kittyhawk along with 11 other ships); the UN has been pressed into action to try and defuse this political time bomb; and now the Ayatollah has stated that a trial of the Shah outside of Iran will not be acceptable and some of the hostages have been declared spies. President Carter has -done what most Americans probably feel is a commendable job, but at the same time, many feel he has not gone far enough in actions taken, and many in the White House are pushing for * “disciplinary action” of a military nature. ’ Saturday should reveal the UN’s recommendations as the UN task force has adjourned (after issuing a statement in support of the United States position) until the end of an Islamic holiday. Also of great concern is the threat of other hostage taking incidents in other countries of Islamic faith and the US has alerted 13 other embassies of this possibility. In Pakistan an incident did take place and the US embassy was seized but rescued shortly thereafter by the Pakistan army. To further complicate matters, the Ayatollah has said that the Zionists and Americans were responsible for the recent attack on the Grand -Mosque in Mecca, when in fact reports indicate that a nomadic Islamic desert people are probably responsible, and occupied the mosque because of disagreement with the Saudi royal family over doctrinal questions. . And so it stands. On one hand is a dying deposed dictator, under whose tyrannical rule many people suffered and many others died; and on the other, an aging hateful religious leader who was exiled and spent years of bannishment in France, who now seeks revenge to meet out his embittered feelings. This would seem on the surface to be a childish antic of a tempermental nature, <but one can only wonder. Not only does Khomeini want to try the Shah, he wants-to do it in home court. Not long ago the Ayatollah was in exile but at least not ih fear of his life. ’ One can only guess at the possible outcomes of this dilemma. The US, of

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course, can not and will not barter for human lives. This has been stated and reiterated many times. The Ayatollah is seemingly trying to make a martyr out of the whole country. Should the UN recommend a meeting between the Iranian and US officials, will they have anything to discuss considering the hard lines both countries have taken? And what of Iran’s L monetary debts and holdings to other countries? If the Shah’s health problems become more complicated and his condition worsens or he dies, will the Ayatollah, realizing he now has nothing to deal for, release the hostages or hold on to them and further fan the flames of unrest, thus instigating a‘showdown? Unfortunately, for the Iranian people, the situation has not improved except they are now “free” to worship the Ayatollah as opposed to being “loyal to” a tyrannical leader. There are just as many executions, just as much, if not more repressive law [and order?) and the standard of living, has yet to improve. In addition to curfews and dress codes, many forms of literature and music .have been banned and women’s rights virtually pus,hed back 500 years. While in the long run, if the Ayatollah had continued his oil and leadership policies prior tothe hostage incident, the wealth of the country would very probably have reached the lower classes. By not defusing (denouncing] the situation himself, he has seriously jeopardized Iran’s position in OPEC and with all the major oil importing nations. . They have not sided with him on the hostage incident and doubtless are more than hesitant to follow his other lead of being prepared to enter into a holy war. Because of President Carter’s’ action of freezing all the Iranian assets in American banks, many nations are afraid Iran’s other monetary commitments will not be honoured. Will a solution be worked out? Probably not. The US will never forget this incident” and even if all the hostages were returned forthwith, disciplinary action has still been promised. The ‘US will have to tread softly though to avoid angering other Islamic nations, many of which belong to OPEC. \ *

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13. Dog bites man isn’t CONcerning , 19. Famous song: “On the abbr, Where You Live” 22. Mix-master function, .. 24. No, in the beginning, I felt tension 27. Drink fdr foreign countries? Sounds silly! 28. The terrorist group on the blackboard (abbr) 29. Some Jetters are our friends, these are our enemy (and if you feel that you can come up - with a better definition, Jet me know) 31. Derek’s fueJ (Bo’s crude?) 36. It flows under the bridge or off a duck’s back 18.

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Matthews Burt Matthews, Presi-dent of UW, has asked the Board Campus Centre (CCB) to suggest methods of cutting back expenses in the Campus Centre. Although the university budget will not be brought forward until around it is almost a February, certainty that the salaries of the Campus Centre turnkeys will be reduced by $5000. Dr. Matthews’ request for the budget cut is part of his overall tightening of university expenses which is affecting most areas of the university. Both Dr. Matthews and the CCB seem to agree that cutbacks at the university are necessary because of lack of financing. The disagreements arise over-how these cutbacks are to be put into practice. Last year, the Campus Centre reduced its budget by $5000 but sub-

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sidized this loss by funds from the Games Room. Dr. M&hews believed that further subsidization in this manner would be unacceptable. Stating that the subsidized cuts ‘at the CC would have to include. last year’s cuts as well as this year’s reductions, he felt that “the Games Room is not capable of sustaining the subsidy because it also must spend on non-salary expenses. There is not enough income from the Games Room to sustain everything.” He is “asking the Campus Centre Board to take a realistic look at operations and not take the easy way out. I don’t think it is improper to ask an organization L. to evaluate.” He wants the Board to plan financially in advance in order to be in a better position in the future and to “avoid a crisis.”

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Turnkey Chris Bauman Pickard stated that there stated, “We don’t disagree were many alternatives with cutbacks themselves.” yet to be explored and that Here opinion was echoed by “we could probably handle Board member quite a bit” of the rising Joyce Pickard: “You have to accept expenses which would not it. Everyone is getting the be financed by the universame deal... certainly pre- 1 sity. An’alt ernative to finding pare.” The general consensus among the Campus new means of, funding Centre staff seemed to be would be to curtail the that the cutbacks would be Campus Centre services, something the Board is very accepted but that alternative methods of financing hesitant to do. “If we start could easily be found to closing down, people can’t supplement the CC income count on us.” Among the options under study are without costing the university anything. closing the CC for several A sub-committee has hours each night. This been set up to look into new would result in a very small sources of income. There savings because the builwere many suggestions ding could not be closed such -as diverting income because of thelatepub hours from buying furniture and and groups which use the equipment, raising Games Centre in the early morning. Room fees, making the CC an Another method of reduoutlet for commercial entercing salary costs would be to prises or allowing more conreduce the number of turnventions to meet there. keys on some of the shifts. A

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MP for EglingFive Liberal Members of, Corneille, Parliament were on the IJW ton-Lawrence; John Evans, MP for Ottawa-Centre, and campus Monday, Nov. 26, Marc LaLonde, MP for to address students on Outremont, former miniLiberal energy policy and, ster of Justice and former more specifically, Petro Canada, the gqvernmentAttorney General. Blais, since he arrived at owned energy company. the meeting first, discussed The UW and WLU Liberal PetroCan and the Liberal’s Clubs co-sponsored the eideas,on energy policy. He vent with the Federation of said that the MPs’ purpose Students. The event attrac’ in visiting the twin cities ted about three. hundred was to further inform-peostudents to hear Jeanple on the energy issue. Jacques Blais, MP for Nippissing, former Solicitor Saying that he has “a soft spot” in his heart for General and former postPetroCan, Blais outlined master General; Paul McCrae, MP for Thunder Bay the need for a governmentowned oil company, claimand Atticoken; Roland De-

ISA discusses The International Students Association (ISA) held a general meeting Friday, November 23 in order to discuss various points pertaining to the group’s direction since its reinstatement as an official students club. Among items discussed were intentions for the next newsletter, plans for the upcoming term, the new constitution, and the election of a Treasurer, Publicity Director, and four members0 - at-large for the executive. The regular Tuesday night meetings in which members get together socially to read, play cards or visit, have been a great success, according to Brigid Rowe, head of the organization. There was some about events discussion which the ISA should organize for the Christmas holidays, since many of the international students do not or cannot go home. It was decided that a dinner and dance should be held after the exams, and that the World Room, in which the group holds its get-togethers, should stay open for a while every day over Christmas.

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vinegar ing- that large oil companies misled the Canadian government in the past with regard to oil reserves. At one point, he claimed, the large multinationals de.liberately overestimated the country’s proven reserves by a factor of ten. PetroCan, Blais says, was created not only to prevent these kinds of abuses, but also to give Canada some say in the future of its own energy resources. Whereas the Canadian energy industry was almost completely foreign owned, now it is about ninety percent foreign

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During the first part of the discussion, a few members of the group present questioned whether the ISA was involved in any waywith the AntiImperialist Alliance (AIA), since as one member said, many people came up to him at the previous Tuesday’s gettogether and asked if he was a member of the AIA. \ Another member stated that at that same meeting she noticed a large amount of magazines about Albania and was concerned that someone might associate the ISA with the AIA. Rowe stated that the organization was not connected with the AIA “as far as I know,” and that people did b The ISA also discussed their investigation into the Immigration Act and declared that in the next newsletter there would be an article devoted to informing the international students about their rights under that act. Also dicussed was the organization’s stand in backing the Chevron’s cause to become recognized as the official newspaper of the.. University. Larry Hannant, editor of the Chevron and an

ISA member, when asl&d whether the Chevron’sviews coincided with the AIA’s, said that the only relationship between the two was that some members of the AIA were staffers at the Chevron. Constitutional debate dealt with the definitions of “regular” and “honorary”members. Concern was expressed that anyone paying the dollar membership fee ) could,’ in theory, be elected to an executive position by bringing in a large number of friends also members - to vote. The discussion of the revised constitution for the organization was, after . a lengthy debate, postponed until a later date since, as one member said, the subject of revising and improving the constitution would take one full session devoted to only that subject. The elections were not held as there was no quorum and the resignations of the treasurer and publicity director, Sandy and Ricky Wong, respectively, were made public and official. Karen Manning

owned, and the percentage, added Blais, could be reduced ever further by PetroCan’s expansion. Blais expresed astonishment that the Conservatives would want to dismantle PetroCan, saying, “every time that we needed an insturment of public policy and the private sector could not provide it, we’ve had a crown corporation.” He justified crown corporations on the basis that they provide essential, though non-profitable services to Canadians. The Conservatives, claims Blais “want PetroCan out because it offends the virginity of the free enterprise system.” After his talk on PetroCan and energy policy, Blais opened the floor for questions and, with other Liberal MPs who arrived later,-answered several questipns. One person suggested that PetroCan shares be sold with a restriction that they remain in Canada, this way keeping the corporation still Canadianowned, but in the private sector. Blais answered that .this would keep it in Canada,

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This would cut down the efficiency of the staff and cause long line-ups at the turnkey desk. The Centre would no longer be “considered by many to be one of the best run” student centres. If this method were taken, services would necessarily have to be cut. _ It has been proposed that the CC be shut down for several days at a time, such as over Christmas vacation. The turnkeys did not like this idea because of their awareness that many students have not place to go during the holidays and often need someone to talk to during the holiday season. Turnkeys often act as “counsellors”; cutting staff or closing the centre for several days would affect the workload of Counselling Services. Dr. Matthews’ request for budget reductions is affecting all aspects of the university because of lack of funding and general enrolment declines in Ontario. Although Waterloo’s enrolment increased -this year, this was due almost entirely

students. to part-time Waterloo is in one of the best positions of all Ontario universities as far as enrolment is concerned because of the “rather heavy percentage of enrolment in Engineering and Math and also because of the co-op program. ” He did say, howevery, that there is not “reason to expect we won’t suffer a decline.” It is expected that fewer students will be enrolling in universities and that although the high-demand faculties such as Engineering will likely continue to operate at capacity, it would be “impossible to compensate for losses in Arts by increasing the number of students in Engineering. We also don’t want to draw students from other schools.” If further budget cuts are necessary, he stated that the larger deductions would be in areas where there are declining numbers of students and where cutbacks would do the least harm. In an eight-page report, Mat-

‘but woulddestroyits value as an instrument of public policy. He claimed _ that the .private investor, who wants to see .a return on his investment as soon as possible, would-not want PetroCan exploring in the high Arctic where the risks are high, the return on capital low, but the investment neccessary. Blais was not worried about the Conservatives forcing PetroCan’s dismantling through Parliament while the Liberals are without a leader, and in no position to fight an election. He said that there was less than a month before the Christmas break and then only three months until the Liberal leadership convention. In that space of time, he said, the Conservatives still have to bring down a budget, a new Freedom of Information Act, and have some opposition days and question periods. He added that when the Conservatives were opposing PetroCan’s introduction, they held up the bill for three months, “so look what they can expect.” When asked if he would like to see PetroCan as the

sole importer of Canada’s oil supply, Marc Lalonde replied that since Canada already has secure long term contracts, it would not really be neccessary to break those contracts. It might even be dangerous, given the worlds current oil supply uncertainties. He added that as old contracts come up for renewal PetroCan may get them, but that it would not be wise to do so now simply for nationalistic reasons. John Evans commented on the difference between the NDP and Liberal energy policies, saying, “they’re (the NDP) following right behind us.” Blais maintains that it is a fiction to say “that crown corporations are more expensive than private sector corporations.” He claimed that the Tory attitude towards PetroCan has made it hard to run the crown corporation properly. Any talent in the organization is leaving and + any prospective talent is not being drawn to the corporation because they do not want to be caught in a sinking ship. Stu Dollar

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They say I’ve died but I don’t believe them. I can’t base this decision on any sort of formal logic; it is merely the desire of a thinking creature to be alive. How does that famous phrase to? (Is it still famous?) I’ve forgotten a lot since I supposedly died; in fact, I don’t remember a thing. Nothing at all. Except, of course, for the strange, dream-like quality of what has happened to me since. Iremernberlyingina hospital bed - the marks of a hospital cubicle were unmistakable. Everywhere the same glaring shade of white: the pillows, the blankets, the table, the walls. Even the lady who served my food. She claimed to be an angel; and, although I wasn’t quite ready to accept the situation, I wasn’t going to argue with her. She was beautiful; her long blood red hair stained her ‘otherwise perfectly white uniform, the eyes set back in her round face reflected innocence. It was she who told me I had died, and, at first, I didn’t believe her. But angels don’t lie. After she fed me (and before she left) we talked. She wouldn’t tell me who I was, though. Then, she left, and I, not knowing what to do, closed my eyes. When I opened them again, I was standing in the middle of a blizzard. Flakes of snow pelted my body (which was-protected by nothing more than my bedclothes). Purple geese (or what looked, flew and honked like purple geese) became visible through the haze. “Over here,” somebody shouted, and I followed the voice to the open door of a sixty-five Chevy. “Quite a storm, eh?” a man, the driver, asked as I got in. “Close the door, will you? It’s cold out there.” The strange thing was, of course, that I could not feel the cold. I couldn’t feel anything. “I can’t remember the last time we had a storm this bad,” he said, starting the car’s engine. We spent the next I

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baited very easily into accepting every engineering corps are normally the first ones sarcastic statement thrown their way, so I in and the last ones out of a battle where may be tempted to return to that manner-. structure is required, or municipal facilities ‘are to be operated (i.e. communication Recently, another A.I.A. Newsletter (Nov. Letter to the Editor ‘;12/79) was distributed on campus. I am not systems). In many cases they must work MacKay sees “the theory of evolution as ‘aware of their method of distribution alunder direct fire without support from their theoiigically neutral, the theory of evolution is ithough I noticed several copies lying about in own forces. This is not my idea of a job for fun la codification of divine acts but not a and profit! The idea that I, and others like ‘the CC. The copies which were being read contradiction of the Bilblical belief that God is were receiving a number of chuckles, I could myself, wish to propagate our own demise is the author of the universe”, Imprint, Oct. 26, not believe that the A.I.A. was now putting absurd. I do not claim that there are not page 10. This is theistic evolution...for this involved in weapons research. cartoons or jokes into their newsletter. I engineers makes God responsible for all the misfits and Their numbers‘ are not wholly significant found, upon inspection, that I was correct. extinctions of organisms (evolution theory), within the engineering community, just as the The newletter contained three articles and to say that evolution is God’s method of number of students who follow the A.I.A. on a promotional advertisement. All three creation is to say God is the author of campus are not wholly significant within the articles were serious in content and in nature. confusion and cruelty. The Bible states that -Return to Fantasy Island student community. This is understandable, considering that the God created the heaven and the earth, Gen. A.I.A. is a political organization. One article Did I mentionstudent community? I shouldMeditation Explains All I:1 the Bible also states “that God saw that it dealt primarily with the Engineering Society. rephrase that to read ‘factioned’ student was good” referring to the various aspects of The Editor; community. That is what the A.I.A. and the What I must question is the validity of relating the creation, (see Gen. I). The God of the the U. of W. Engineering Society to editorial staff of the CHEVRON would have Being a concerned, sensitive student I had Bible is a God of order and love, the devil is resolved to get at t-he heart of the current international politics. Here I found- the us believe that my newspaper, the Enginews, the author of confusion and cruelty? he misled has done to this campus. I rather believe that humour in the newsletter. The EngSoc, or debate concerning the Chevron Club. I read Adam and Eve. It is well to remember that if factions do exist, then they were there more precisely, Enginews, is attacked with the Chevron to learn the ‘real’ facts. I was so even after the fail of man God still loved us. absorbed in this task I failed to notice I had such vigour that had words been worth votes, before the influence of Enginews. Enginews is ’ The record states “for God so loved the world an inconsequential piece of smut, Racism, fallen asleep and was dreaming. Here is what I- then surely Salah Bachir is to be our next that He- gave His only begotten Son, that dictator. (I use this name only since he except against Albanians, has effectively been dreamed. It was a conversation between whoever believes in Him should not perish, constitutes my earliest memories of the removed from the paper (i.e. Enginews, Oct. myself and a well known figure of fun. but have everlasting life” John, 3:16. I do not A.I.A.)‘79). Sexism exists, let’s look at the lighter Mike; Well if it isn’t T.T. Tarter the past editor see the theory_ of evolution as being side. Sex exists also, let’s laugh at it. The of a famous schoolofjournalism. My goodness I realize that the Engineering Society, and theologically neutral.. . . A.I.A. claims that we have “utter disdain for you look glum T.T. therefore Engine’ws, are more or less used MacKay is right to object to evolutionism. the women students...” This is probably due T.T.; Mike, I tell you things are tough right symbolically rather than realistically by the Evolutionism -is a belief that the evolution to the predominantly male contribution to now. As you know I am trying to get the famous author(s) of these newsletters, to show the model is the true explanation of the origins Enginews. Did you know that the item, school of journalism recognized by the Union. - ‘decrepit’ attitude of imperialistic society the and the correct world -and life-view system “Fucks for Bucks”, (Enginews, Oct. ‘79) was Mike; Are you facing unsympathetic and world over. It is because I am aware of my and that the evolution &model should be-used submitted by a girl? This is not an uncommon untrusting opposition? own attitudes and ideals that I can sit down occurance. I frequently have girls in other in interpreting scientific facts and in solving T.T.; No. The problem is much deeper than and chuckle over the apparently paranoid any kind of problem. (This is a creationist faculties asking me to get them copiesas well. that Mike. As you know the famous school of attitude which these people seem to have. definition of evolutionism.) If you can get a copy of the most recent U. of journalism has but one aim. We intend to Evolutionism is the intellectual basis of If I may, I will make reference to another Toronto engineers’ (?) paper, COSMOsmash all communist orientated groups. Marxism. “It served Hitler as the rationale for newsletter produced by the A.I.A., datedPOLITOIK’, you will find reverse sexism by Naturally we rely on a subtle method. We print Nazism and Marx as the supposed scientific September 5/79. There are many references a’n all female staff. We all have it within incredibly stupid and involved arguments that basis for communism”. H.Morris, The to the Engineering Society imposing,“its will ourselves, let’s laugh at extremes. The A.I.A. the average person can easily identify as a Troubled Waters of Euolution. Creation-life on the rest of the students”, by organizing is an extreme in politics and ‘free’ thought. ‘communist’ position. Naturally it’s nothing of Publishers, San Diego, California, Page 186. the sort. “goon squads to attack the progressive and I would be a hypocrite to say that the A.I.A., ’ But by doing this genuinely “One need not read Hitler’s Mein Kampf to democratic students and to terrorize the vast or the CHEVRON, or the Liberal Club, etc., progressive and useful groups are subject to find that evolution likewise influenced him majority of students”, These comments should be barred from campus because I ridicule. and his views on the master race, genocide, stemmed from an editorial ,in the IMPRINT didn’t agree with their views. I do however Mike; Yes T.T. We all know that the famous human breeding experiments etc.” R. Clark which implied that the Engineering Society reserve the right, by my capitalistic ideals, to school of journalism employees are salaried Darwin; Before and After London; Paterhad greater powers of control over student make my democratic decision with respect to members of the R.C.M.P. But what does this noster, 1948, pg. 115. Sir Arthor Kieth in have to do with gaining club status? social administration than even the Federaa sanction which has a vested interest in my Evolution and Ethics says “The German tion of Students. This is petty campus politics money, pooled by the co-operative incorpor-T.T.; Let me explain. We render any Fuhrer...has consciously sought to make the as far as I am concerned. The only reason that ation of the Federation of Students. This does progressive group impotent by creating an practice of Germany conform to the theory of atmosphere engineering students enjoy such powerful not mean that I condone the methods of where ‘progressive’ is only . evolution” page 230. representation on campus is because of a operation of the Federation of Students, or identified with our inane and foolish blathering. MacKay and others ought to consider concern by the Engineering Society esxecutive that I read the Imprint for its journalistic This way the status quo is maintained. creation, theistic evolution is a no alternative to provide their electorate with-all the rights content.. I am not a thug of the system, and I Consider this campus for example, ever since Creation is the alternative to evolution. afforded them by the constitutions of both the have a mind of my own. I presume that since we took power in 1975 there hasn’t been a to “total evolution”. Theistic evolution is only Engineering Society and the ‘Federation of you’ve read this far then your mind is your serious challenge from the ‘left’ to the a sub model of evolution. The Bible states that Students. Since the Federation of Students*is own as well. establishment. all things were made by the Word of God, and meant to serve the students, then is it not R. Paul Ransom Mike; So? this Word was made flesh, the Lord Jesus. reasonable that the students who c>llectively 3B Civil Engineering T.T.; As you know the famous school of (see the Gospel of John:l) display t,he greatest interest in the governing journalism left the campus. We did this to God does everything good. We don’t for we create an issue we could be stupid over. See we of their affairs should most frequently are sinners in need of the liberty that Christ constitute the major power in the demoleft the Union so we could denounce the Union “If the Son has set you free you are free cracy? This is not a democracy dependent gives. , for being a fascist state that was trying to upon the value of the dollar. Engineering indeed.” destroy us. Now that we have that issue we are Mark Van der Wal Society is a vocal society, making use of the going to act so ridiculous and foolish that opportunities which are afforded to all nobody will ever respect anything but ultrastudents through their respective societies. Hayman’s removal a conservativness again. The status quo will be This does not make them thugs, who make a maintained. miscarriage of justice practice of threatening students, foreign or Mike; What’s the problem in this case? to *the whims of the not, to submit T.T.; That crazy goon Mark McWire, Union The Editor; administration, or any other group. This past Sunday’s Federation of Students president, is taking us seriously. He invites us The A.I.A. and itsmembers are quite aware to meetings, talks reasonably with us and is council meeting marked one of-the greatest of the powers acquired in a position of student genuinely concerned with serving the Union. miscarriages of justice ever perpetrated. representation. They make use of this power Math regular councillorSteve Hayman was He refuses to make fun of us. to a large extent when dealing with the arbitrarily removed from ‘his position, a Mike; Yeah I see, it could be a big problem if Federation of Students, whether as rightfully people ignored you. We might get a little position which he believed that he legitimately elected representatives or as impartial (?) cooperation around here. Something might ‘held, and the responsibilities of which he was observers. There is no malice on my part even change. carrying out. towards any person who makes use of a For those who do not know, Steve Hayman T.T.; We’ve done everything, members have system to change‘it. The system, in thiscase, jailed themselves, one fanatic even tried to kill defeated Brigid Rowe in a Math by-election is meant to operate that way. My only regret is this fall. Brigid was subsequently disqualified himself by having a telephone pole attack him. that some persons -acquire their positions But nobody denounces us a communists. It’s for blatantly disregarding rules against through the apathy in some of the societies, frightening! campaigning, notably not removing election as opposed to receiving a more powerful Mike; Maybe you’ll have to face the fact theleft posters before election day and even putting mandate- from a larger turnout at the election has something to offer this campus? up more on election day. At the ’ council polls. Engineering students, because of the LONG LIVE ADOLPH meeting immediately following the election, T.T.; Never! nature of the program, are more aware of the the report of the returning officer was SCHIKLEGRUBER! socio$olitical environment on campus, than I leave it to the reader to determine the , accepted and Steve Hayman took his seat on are most U. of W. students. council. Larry Hannant objected to the reality and the meaning of the dream. EngSoc and engineers in Constantly, Blissfully yours conduct of the election at that time, alleging chastised by these selfgeneral, are Michael Webster irregularities. But council obviously dicided righteous A.I.A. members, for promoting war that the irregularities had not put any and weapons research. It seems that this is candidate at a disadvantage. our only aim in life; to snuff it out. I won’t begin Yet two meetings later, Brigid Rowe ChevroqlAIA vs. Eng Sot to espouse upon the miracles that engineerappears claiming the election was unfair to funny petty czimpus politics ing technology has given to us in other fields. I her, although she presented no new informawould like to clarify my stand on war. I don’t tion, compared to what Hannant had told The Editor: feel that it is ever necessary for any reason. I have a few comments to make on several council earlier. Council changed its coilcctive However, I do not personally have control topics, though all are related asyou will see. In mind and threw Hayman out on his ear. over the armed forces of the world at Who has been treated unfairly in this whole the interest of brevity I will but scratch the present. I cannot begin to understand the full mess? Certainly not Brigid Rowe but Steve surface of each subject. I will find it difficult to ramifications of war, or an engineer’s part in maintain a serious tone throughout this Hayman who now finds he has been wasting one. I do know that a civil engineer is a as I don’t feel that the persons his Sunday afternoons under the illusion that comment strategic component in a war. (I am studying whom I write about are worthv >f my time or he was the duly elected student councillor ’ civil engineering.) As an example: The thoughts. The people to whr,m I refer are from Math Regular. Steve attended-all council

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meetings since his election, and in my opinion was a valuable and productive member of council. Steve is owed at least an apology from council for its behaviour, and I would at least like to thank him for brief involvement with student government. Steve stated that he does not plan to run again, and I don’t blame him. It is no wonder that more students don’t take-more interest in, council when they are treated like this when they do try and get involved. Frank Morison 4A Civil Engineering Rep to’ Student’s Council

Tusk,

,rare

He takes the shotgun down off the mantelpiece and pats it. “I’ve been waiting for’ this for a long time,” he chortles with glee, as he takes the records out of their ’ &er. “Look at all this crap! Jackets for the jackets! A jacket for those jackets. Ahha....look at Lindsey Buckingham! No -beard, and a haircut - he looks like an _ emasculated Donny Osmond!” He takes a snort of Jack Daniels. “Over two years in - the making. How many times have we heard swig. that one before. 3” He takes-another -“Biggest promo campaign in Warners’ history,” he laughs. Placing the album cover where the gun was, he takes another slug of juice and approaches his turntable with side one of the record. The dog on the cover, sensing the man’s hostility, lets out a low growl. “Shut up, ya mutt, or I’ll brain ya,” he yells, and he chucks his bottle at the animal. The missile misses him and shatters against the fireplace.‘With a whimper, the dog retreats into. the album jacket, to the relative safety of elephants and people -standing upside down on the ceiling. I The man breaks open another bottle of Jack Daniels. He like to think he is a music critic, and he has decided he is going to =. L make a name for himself by taking shots at , the music industry’s biggest Product in two years. “Now,” he spits, and with his pencil in one hand, and his gun in the other, he begins to listen. It has been a long time since he has heard a Fleetwood Mat song because he is too cool to listen to AM radio. Consequently, when the lazy guitar of “Over & Over” floats in, and Christine McVie’s sweet, full voice launches into the slow, pulsing song, he is a bit surprised. He is amazed at the sound too - it’s naked and bold, but he likes it. Sounds live. No unnecessary noise. Bass doesn’t power the song away like on some other Fleetwood Mat albums. He is still contemplating the’ first song when the abrasive sound of a hollow-bodied electric- guitar opens the rocking “The Ledge.” Sounds like that blues-rock outfit did in the bar last night - not filtered, ’ overdubbed or anything. It sounds like a real . bloody guitar. “Can ya beat that%” he murmurs, and takes another pull on his bottle. And the band continues to rock.

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Poodles,

A few years ago, after countless hours spent fantasizing about being in a band and not knowing what to call it, I reached the conclusion that all the good names had been taken. Boy, was I ever wrong! Since that time, some really good bands with excellent names have appeared on the scene. Some of these names are short and direct (Sex Pistols, XTC, Ramones), while others are quite artistic (Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band with the Rootettes, Herman Brood and His Wild Romance). But my vote for the Best Name For A Band In The Past Five Years has to go to the Fabulous Poodles. Oh, sure, there have been other animal acts; Henry Cow, the Bonzo Dog Band, Rabbit, Budgie, and the Flying Hamsters (an early vaudeville act and personal favourite of Groucho Marx), but the Fab Poos are something else. I mean, these cats (er, dogs?) really have their doggie-do0 together. The first Poodles’ album to be released in Canada was Mirror Stars, a collection of songs from their first two British releases. Mirror Stars offered a good selection of singable, danceable, clever pop tunes. Songs like “Mirror Stars” and “Tit Photographer Blues” received a fair bit of F.M. play, and the Fab Poos managed to build up a pretty good rep and a sizable following.

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“Think About Me” is next, and he can just picture Lindsey Buckingham strutting across the fistage doing his best Keith Richard/Ron Wood pose while powerchording away. Ms. McVie is rocking along in a similar fashion. He is surprised. He is .. also getting pretty drunk. By the time “Save Me a Place” is on, he thinks his hearing is gone, because drummer Mick Fleetwood sounds like he is banging on an old pot, and soon the man passes out.

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background. “That’s Enough For Me” does him in, and he boogies across the floor to the blues-rock/rockabilly beat. “Yeah” they sing; “Yeah” he hollers back as he flings the empty bottle across the room. As he boogies, he unfortunately bangs his head on a wall and falls to the floor, where he soon crashes out again. He thinks he hears the angelcalling again, but he is too wasted to listen. He sleeps....

He dreams. An angel appears, dressed all in white, and sings to him softly while she beckons him to follow her. He is sure he is in heaven, and he pursues her as she drifts across the room. She reaches his fireplace, and disappears inside the album jacket thereon. When he attempts to follow, a dog jumps out and barks at him, scaring him half senseless. He awakens. The mutt is yelping again because the first side of the record is over. Has he been dreaming all this? He is not sure, but he flips the record on the turntable over and puts on the needle. A song called “What Makes You Think You’re the One” is soon heard. “This sucks,” he says,“sounds like that lousy punk band next door with the one-armed drummer that is always trying to, play Wilson Pickett. I knew I was only dreaming.” He begins to take notes “Storms,” a pleasant, though subdued Stevie Nicks ballad is next. “Nothing exciting,” he says, “I knew it would be this way.” He notes that “That’s All For Everyone,” with its beautiful voices, sounds very much like the previous two albums, with their full production. Then, suddenly, that guitar pops in again. “Perhaps I wasn’t dreaming after all,” he muses, and while he is thinking, Stevie Nicks“‘Sisters of the Moon” begins, and he is in ecstacy again. Stevie, my goddess! YOU who adorn, my bedroom walls and my dreams! The second side climaxes in a flurry of Buckingham guitar notes as he sits in drunken rapture. The critic is confused. How to do a hatchet job on something you’ve begun to like? Stevie is singing again - it’s “Angel” (how ironic, he thinks) and he is fascinated by the intensity of her vocal and its mirror in the barely subdued roar of the guitar in the

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‘Secrets’ well-kept, passionLess

He has been awake for several hours, and he has listened to Tuskl a number of times, but he still hasn’t figured’ out how to approach writing about it. He can’t reconcile the fact that he like punk bands better than any other kind, yet he can’t get

group‘on Their new release, Think Pink, provides more entertainment along the same lines as Mirror Stars, and if it gets any exposure, the Poods could get to be quite big on this side of the Atlantic. I have already heard one of the tunes, “Bionic Man,” on CFNY a couple of times, so the move is on. Other titles on the record suggest that the F.P.‘s are

Tusk‘ out of his head. “The only good pop being made right now is coming out of England,” he had just said a few days ago. What will his friends think? It’s not cool to like Fleetwood Mat. He had decided to go out on a limb, and he puts this bit of advice on the end of his amateurish review: “Fleetwood Mat’s Tusk, despite all the hype, is a very good pop record. There are a few rockers, a lot of pleasant ballads, and the production has a live, natural feel to it. If you’ve only heard the single, “Tusk” on the radio, don’t judge the entire album by it. “Tusk” is the most pompous, over-indulgent piece on the set (the USC Trojan Marching Band indeed!) and is in no way representative of the rest of the album. Tusk is a rare double album in that its length is entirely justified; there are only a couple of throwaway songs, and there are at least half a dozen very good ones. It’s well worth picking up.” He stops, not quite happy with what he has written, but hopgful that someone will understand what he is trying to get across. Jason Mitchell

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graduates from the same school of social comment as Frank Zappa; “Bike Blood”, “Cossack Cowboy” (complete with pseudoRussian melody), “Anna Rexia”, “Vampire Rock”. Lots of fun. ’ On Think Pink, the Fabulous Poodles have expanded their ranks. Joining singerguitarist Tony de Meur (who looks like a cross between Buddy Holly and Clark Kent), Clark Gable look-alike violinist Bobby Valentino, drummer :Bryn Burrows and boss guitarist Richie Robertson (the punkiest looking rhythm section this side of the Clash) is the new keyboardist, Chris Skornia. The unseen sixth Poodle is lyricist John Parsons. Think Pink was produced by Muff Winwood (Stevie’s younger brother) who lists Dire Straits among his many credits. He has done a very good job, especially on the percussion tracks. The drumming techniques displayed on this record are not anything to get excited about, but the results certainly are. Infectious. That’s the only word for it. It brings on fobt-tapping, finger-snapping, thigh-slapping in any one with a bit of life left. If you like pop tunes that are catchy and don’t get bogged down in their own cleverness, throw the Fabulous Poodles a bone and THINK PINK. a Peter Scheffel

Robert Pal,mer, with his tanned good looks and baby-blue eyes, looks like he just stepped out of “the pages of Gentleman’s Quarterly. His musical persona, however, has not been so distinctive. As Lowell George’s protege, his musical identity was overshadowed by that of his mentor. Members of Little Feat, Lowell George’s band, have all played on past albums by Palmer, and have also helped on the production. As a result, his previous albums have sounded like a rather pale version of Little Feat’s unique:brand of spontaneous, fun-loving California- boogie. On “his new album, Secrets, which he produced himself, Palmer has deliberately tried to break away from his old image, to give his’new album a punchier hard-rocking sound. He has a new band and has done away with the horns and the rhythm musicians that gave his previous albums a jazzy, funkier feel. His new band members are competent, but hardly outstanding. Kenny Mazur plays an unassertive lead guitar that totally lacks originality, and all the instrumental tracks are adequately played but rather nondescript. Palmer’s voice is as strong as ever, but the songs just don’t have the strong melodious hooks to make them memorable. An exception is a churning, rock-and-roll version of Moon Martin’s “Bad Case of Loving You” which has helped push Secrets into the top twenty, making it Palmer’s best selling record yet. A couple of other -good cuts that have received a lot of airplay are Palmer’s own “In Walks Love Again,” and a cover of “Can We Still Be Friends” ‘from Todd Rudgren’s classic Something/Anything. The rest of the songs are rather mediocre pop rock tunes with a funky beat. There just isn’t anything especially note,-worthy about -them. - Some of the lyrics on this album are embarassingly banal. What could be more trite than the lines “When I see you with that guy/And he catches your pretty eye/It makes me...jealous.” Palmer wasn’t 7&sponsible for that gem, but the five that he did write are by no means the strongest on the album. Robert Palmer has said that he detests extremes, and perhaps that is the one major fault of this album - it lacksthe passion and intensity that marks a truly great rock-androll band. Palmer likes to take it easy, and this suited the pop:funk, blue-eyed soul style that he embodied in the past. There is a place for ia band like that, and perhaps Palmer should realize that is just where he ’ belongs. Phillip King

The Arts

Friday,

Vonnegut”s

satire

“No American is so old and poor and friendless that he cannot make a collection of some of the most exquisite little ironies in town,” or so says Walter F. Starbuck, the major character in Kurt Vonnegut’s latest novel, Jailbird, an excellent satire of today’s crumbling civilization.

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in professional Christmas carols; already? You would think it a little premature to present a Christmas Concert now, but the UW Concert Band didn’t think so, nor did the Meistersingers. For that matter, neither did sixty people who ventured into the .Humanities Theatre on Monday night to see a Christmas Concert, sponsored by Conrad Grebel College and Creative Arts Board. . The presentation featured the band and the singers performing alternately; the singers were on for two sessions,‘and the band three. It was a very professional production and an excellent display of talent. The only letdown was ho”6 &.+ the Master of’ Ceremonies, who had a poorly written script, and appeared to have ‘much difficulty reading it, and no luck in remembering it at all. The band was conducted by George Holmes. They played many old, stylish pieces, as well as some contemporary ones, like Pink Panther, Oliver,,and Sleigh Ride. In a their first session, the only complaint that ‘..

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performance could be cast was towards the trombones. They were just a little off tune, not enough to grind at you, yet slightly noticeable. Afterwards, though, in their later sessions, they were just as good as all th,e others. \ . The Meistersingers come from Centennial Collegiate in Guelph. Twenty four members were selected to come to UW. Their singing was simply perfect. Not one. note wandered, not one beat fell out of time. They sang mostly religious and ethnic pieces, and topped it off with “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” The group is directed by both Kelly Jensen and Nick Kaethler. Faced with a large turnover of members each year, these two have molded the choir into a collection of true artists. The group will be heard again on Sunday at 8:05p.m., but this time on CBC (74.1 FM). They will be doing selections from Norman Simon’s works. Hopefully, they will return to Waterloo University again. Al McPhail

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book but one, dealt .with the events leading up to one,man’s nervous breakdown. The only element of science fiction in it was the occasional synopsis of stories by a writer named Kilgore Trout, one of the book’s major characters. Jailbird is essentially the life story of Walter F. Starbuck, one of the --least publicized Watergate conspirators. Through his own eyes, we see him as a young idealist fighting for the communist revolution and learning about love, as a middle-aged man humiliated by , having to accept being supported by his wife and as a lonely, disillusioned senior citizen returning ” to jail. for violating the laws governing corporations. Along the way, we just happen to catch glimpses of labour disputes at the turn of the century, the execution of Nicola S&co and Bartolomeo Vanzetti, the stock market crash of 1929, McCarthyism, Watergate and the emergence of multinational corporation in the 1970’s, all of which have some bearing on Starbuck’s life. Vonnegut is, of course, not to everybody’s taste. He has an abrasive style (Montana Wildhack indeed!) whiih irks some. In Jailbird, however, the humour is somewhat milder, perhaps more acceptable to a- wider audience (as was the humour in what is considered to be -. his best work to date, God Bless You, Mister Goldwater). Much of this humour is derived from the fact that there is a juxtaposition of personal events in Starbuck’s life and the events of greater social significance which happen around him and in which he gets caught up. At one point after the Watergate scandal, for instance, Starbuck is accosted on the street by a shopping bag lady; a dirty, old woman with no home who literally lives out of ‘a shopping bag. Her importance to the novel is twofold: when they were both gounger, she was Starbuck’s lover, and now, forty years later, she is the owner and president of the RAMJAC Corporation, a multinational which is repeatedly mentioned in the story.

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Most of the more memorable sequences in the novel involve biting personal and social satire. By the end of the novel, we find that all of the major characters, many of the minor characters and even a few real institutions (such as the New York Times and McDonald’s) are connected with RAMJAC. It’s as if this one corporation were taking over the world. The social satire in Jailbird is not as biting as in earlier novels, however (could Vonnegut be mellowing?) Instead, there is a strong sense of irony developed in it, as stated in the above quote. Mary Kathleen O’Looney, the shopping bag lady/owner of RAMJAC was, in her younger days, an active communist. . In Jailbird, Vonnegut seems to return to a free-flowing, almost structureless structure, the same sort of plot development which he used to such great effect in Slaughterhouse Five. The events follow a more or less logical sequence, beginning at the beginning and ending at the end, but with many major digressions because the narrator knows all about the events. Starbuck is looking back on his lie (in the fashion of a memoir - sound familiar?), which gives hii the opportunity to jump around a lot. oh, well.--Of importance to those who have acquired a taste for Kurt Vonnegut (if you’ll pardon this digression) is the fact that he has worked Kilgore Trout into the novel. Unfortunately, it is not handled as well as it could be (the character is actually quite different than he was in Breakfast of Champions). Perhaps there is a certain measure of anti-climax (after making his request in the final pages of BOC, there isn’t all that much he could be made do). Those who like Kurt Vonnegut are very much likely to enjoy Jailbird (Kilgore Trout’s appearance notwithstanding). As well as that, though, his milder style is likely to win him some new fans, which is a good indication of its success. Hi Ho. Ira Nayman

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The Arts -

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’ Theatre

Friday,

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\ After all the advance publicity about the Drama department’s new; .dazzling, irreverent and unconventional production of Bertolt Brecht’s The Threepenny Opera, the violence, the crudity, the new wave music and so on, you really wonder what to expect. Despite appearances, though, the show really isn’t as unconventional as all that. It begins well, with the familiar song “Mat the Knife’%ccompanied by very loud violent music. Laurel Candler, alone on stage, looks suitably evil and decadent and very, very stylish. Unfortunately, the music is so loud you can’t hear the words, a problem, which plagues much of the production. The tension in the play centres around two principal groups, the Peachams,-who run a bureau “to arouse human symp.athy,” where they sell begging licenses, armstumps, and disguises in return for 50 per cent of the beggars’ take. When their daughter, Poly, runs off to marry Mat the Knife, the Peachams pursue the outlaw band until they succeed in having Mat _ sentenced to the gallows. Marina Endicott is good as Celia Peacham,, who takes great delight in bringing about. the end of her daughter’s husband. William Chadwick gives the role of Peacham the - coldness and cynicism it needs. Unfortunately, Karen Woolridge as Polly is less interesting. She smiles a lot or makes faces to show she is grieving but only her anger is really convincing. Even more than with some of the other actors, hearing the lyrics is a problemin her case. By contrast, Joel Kaiser as Mat the Knife gives an exciting performance after an initial period of lethargy. In the last act particularly, even his stillness is expressive. The world of The Threepenny Opera is a dark, ugly one, where mankind survives by “keeping its humanity repressed” and the five basic types of human misery are

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Choreography’ and sets .exceE The multi-faceted and highly-skilled Toronto Dance Theatre gave a near-capacity crowd another first-rate performance Friday evening in the Humanities-Theatre. For their opener, the company performed. a fresh, energetic piece called “Courances,” a word derived from the French verb “courir,” to run. Choreographer David Earle handled the dance well, particularly when all ten dancers were lightly running about on stage, forming pleasant designs with their constant movement, A seascape atmosphere was created in the second piece, “Seastill”, by the use of balmy green, blue and mauve lights and the huge thicket of seaweed suspended from the ceiling to the left of the stage. Little green sea creatures calmly moved about, reacting at times with spasm-like actions suited to the music. From amidst the hanging seawee< an illuminated figure in captivity peeped through the tangle and finally emerged. The piece recognized the continuing pattern of life. Credit must be given to choreographer Patricia Beatty for her ’ amazingly novel ideas. “L’Assassin Menace” is a surrealist painting by Rene Magritte. Choreographer Peter Randazzo has created a parody in dance of this work. The audience was thoroughly amused and, entertained by this / tale of Fantomas, a wicked criminal who wooed a lady, murdered her but never got caught. Two detectives zoomed on and off _- stage in their search for him. Their ) dramatized actions and expressions helped to reveal what was -happening. The spirit of this,lady dauntingly twitted about Fantomas because only she was aware of the crime he had committed. Set, props and costumes for this piece inspired by the 1930’s, were stark and very effective. Much of the movement was frantic and at times hard to follow, but such a simple plot was understood by most. ’ The company’s final piece, “A Simple

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Melody,” has dazzled audiences everywhere because it is a truly enjoyable mixture of seven short, extremely individual dances. “Apertif” was an outrageous segment with three male dancers, dressed in shower -curtains with white frills around their necks, incoherently moving about the stage. “Chants” was performed by five female dancers-moving about in circles while the spiritual ch,anting of a monastery was heard in the background. “Melody” had the audience roaring as male dancers dressed in shorts and running shoes were seeen bungling about in a ballet class, trying to imitate the more coordinated females. The- most outstanding segment of the piece was “Rumble.” Three male dancers appeared in black leather-like outfits and mirrored sunglasses. A canoe with obscured wheels rolled- onto the stage with female dancers in it. A typical rumble scene took place leading into the finale of “A Simple Melody” as the audience saw the dancers hide themselves behind the canoe, change their clothes, and reveal themselves as almighty comic heroes like Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. The clasic and terribly dramatic song, -“Climb Every Mountain” (from the original soundtrack of The Sound of Music) was heard through most of “Rumble” and “Finale”. The dancers paraded on stage with their arms linked and as we heard “. . .follow every rainbow ‘till you find...” a cloud shaped fixture was lowered from the ceiling. It read; in neon lighting, YOUR DREAM. The music alone was powerful enough to stimulate anyone but the dancers’ movements and the added attraction of this ingenious fixture certainly electrified the audience. The dancers neatly filed back onto the canoe and the enthusiastic audience couldn’t stop applauding. Bernadette Beaupre

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analyzed to see which is the most lucrative. Begging pays only because “the rich have no trouble creating misery but they can’t bear to look at it.” The courts’are corrupt, the chief of police is in the pay of Mat the Knife and has erased all traces of- Mat’s police record. The reverend who comes to marry Polly and Mat is attired in track shoes, a sweater, a kilt and a helmet. It is a world ,-without warmth, without pity. 1 The music, adapted and played by/The blade, is useful in creating this atmosphere. Violence and rage pervade it, especially in the frenzied last scene. If it were just a little softer, and you could hear what was going on... Much has been made of the new translation by Ralph Manheim and John Willet’t, which is supposed to capture the crudity and brutality of the original. The play is now set in the present, instead of the 30’s, but there are only a very few referencesto anything current (one brief conversation concerns TV programs) and they seem oddly out of place. The whole atmosphere of the play, the whores, the gang of thieves, the strobe-light chase scene a la Keystone Kops, suggests another era. People just don’t say things like “scoundrel” any more. Staging is extremely effective. A large open cube, placed in the middle of the stage, serves as Peacham’s shop, the warehouse, the whorehouse, the street and the death cell (with a smaller cube added for the gallows). At first it is equipped with foil blinds that are pulled up and down to change scenes, the glaring light off the foil blending perfectly with the music. The Threepenny Opera is a long and ambitious play. Credit goes to the Drama Department for taking it on in the first place. Watching their production is a draining experience, because of the rage, ,the violence that pervades it. It’s fast-moving, sometimes too much- so, but always dramatic, always alive. Lori Farnham

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Coppelia is one of the cutest ballets around. At times its coyness and brittle humour suggest Walt Disney films at their worst. The National Ballet’s current production falls right in with the usual trend to garish prettiness. Sets,, for example, are incredibly highcoloured and artificial-looking. Costumes also suffer from a tendency toward gaudiness but some, like the gypsy outfits worn in the first act, are attractive. Veronica Tennant as the strong minded, high-spirited Swanilda, whose fiance Franz is pursuing Coppelia (unknown to him she’s a life-size doll), is excellent. Tennant brings so much grace and joy to the role that she’s able to put some life in the stock character of the jealous female. Her victory over Coppelia is the victory of a real woman over a pretty doll. Swanilda dances so much better than Coppelia (given life by Yolande Auger).

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It’s a reminder of the myth of Pygmalion, in which a sculptor falls in love with one of his own statues of a woman and begs the ’ gods to grant her life, upon which she leaves him for another man. Once Coppelia is brought to life, as Coppelius thinks (it is really Swanilda dressed up in the doll’s clothes) the ruin of the toymaker’s fantasy world soon follows as Swanilda sets all the dolls in motion. Erik Bruhn, guest artist with the National this year, is a pathetic, absurd but somehow dignified figure who tries to be a god and fails to succeed even as a man. His total loss of control at the end, his total defeat, make the ballet, for a moment, a tragicomedy. ’

As usual, technical standards in dance are high. Excluding the interesting phenomenon of the piece of the curtain that tore off , at the beginning of the second act and hung there looking silly for quite a while, everything went smoothly. The National is by all standards a- very Peter S,chaufuss, while not as well-known gifted company. It’s too bad that finances as Frank kugustyn, is every bit as talented. and other problems restrict them to short His leaps and turns in the role of Franz had _ seasons and, for the most part, known the audience clapping wildly. crowd-pleasers that will fill the O’Keefe The real heart of the play, if it has one, lies Centre.. The dancers deserve more, and so in the role of Dr. Coppelius, the toymaker do the audiences. \ who created Coppelia and all the other dolls. She represents the pinnacle of his If the government at all its levels can pay achievement and he adores her as if she out vast sums in salaries every year to were his child. The ceremony he enacts to people who are elected and then never do bring Coppelia to life is a grotesque anything else, why can’t it give more mockery of birth. But he can only create the ’ generous funding to the creation of beauty? form, he cannot animate it. Lori Farnham

Dancersexcel in Mixed Programme Saturday evening presented me with a most rewardingexperience of The National Ballet of Canada. “Four Schuman Pieces” was matched by a display of pure dancing - no heavy themes, just dancing for its own sake, beautiful movement. Robert Schuman’s romantic style was captured by the corps in their execution of uncountable soft lifts. Throughout the four pieces, the dancers arms frequently returned to an established motif in which elbows were hidden and wrists quietly faced one another in a wide fifth en haut. Anthony Dowell, thevisiting star of Britain’s Royal- Ballet, was the principal figure in “Four Schuman Pieces”. His keen rhythmic sense and quick chance turns heightened the sequences. The principal role in “The Dream” was given to Veronic Tenant. She did not have to shine virtuosticially; her dramatic talent was enough. In contrast, her leading man,

David Nixon, showed off the possibilities of ballet technique. Worthy of mention is David Allan’s portrayal of Puck. Allan successfully combined technical ski11 with hilarious characterization. The National ‘ended with “The Rite of Spring.” This ballet deals with nature and primitive man’s first relationship with it. Nijinsky choreographed “The Rite of Spring” in collaboration with Igor Stravinsky, in 1913. Its score was and is an unusual one, yet its syncopated rhythms make my heart dance. “The Rite of Spring” is truly a modern dance, yet the dancers’ prominently flexed feet were confined to ballet slippers. The dancing involved running strings of erotic bodies stopping to rest upon others in the creation of abstract forms. There were rising bodies and lifted ones, all depicting man’s coming into the world. ’ Nancy Ford

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1 ’ Hazardkteals The Victoria Vi kings confirmed the suspicion that they are the best university basketball team in Canada bycapturing tophonoursat the 12th renewal of the NaismithClassicIastweek-’ end; but-they had to share the spotlight with Acadia’s sensa t iona I 6’3” forward Mike Hazard. Victoria, a balanced team with few apparent weaknesses, defeated Acadia 8678 in the final game and in so doing, displayed more depth than the Straits of Juan de Fuca. For his part, Hazard, who transfered from the Providence College Friars in his native Rhode Island two years ago, shattered by two the tournament scoring record held j‘ointly by Waterloo’s Mike Moser and Laurier’s Lorne Kilfion. Single-handed, he scared the Vikings half to death in the final game. With amazing consistency, Hazard scored 34,32, and 35 points against Waterloo, . M.anitoba, and Victoria respectively. He shot 49% from the floor, almost always fifteen feet or further from the basket, often contending with opposit.ion players who seemed to mistake him for a This latter step-ladder. phenomena resulted in -37 trips to the free throw line where his record was merely 100%. The Waterloo Warriors played two finegames, lo$ng 86-76 to\Acadia’in the first round and routing Laurier 95-74 in the /consolation ’ semi-final; but the locals were very flat losing the-consolation final 70-54 to the surprising (translation: underpublicized) Calreton ravens. The twelve game tournament proceeded as follows:

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According to St. F.X. coach Steve Konchalski, V’irouj Gurunlian’ and Gil Green are “the best allround backcourt combination in the country.” However, these veterans could notcopewithanaggressive La kehead press which turned a tight game (-one point half-time difference) into a second half rout. The celebrated Dave Zanatta paced the Nor’westers with 28 points with brother John Zanatta adding 20and rookie

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The Bisons, featuring 6’8” John Taylor: 6’9” Dan Snidal, and 6’10” Tom King, outrebounded the Hawks 54 to 29. They converted numerous offensive rebounds into lay-up baskets in a game that was Snidal never a contest. made seven of eight field goal attempts and totalled 19 points. Taylor had 14, King 12,andFitzgeraId(l8) paced Lau r ier.

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play. The Warriors kept trying ‘but their shooting was erratic and they were forced to ‘foul to gain possession of the ball down the stretch. The Axemen sank ten consecutive free throws (eight by Mike Hazard) in bonussituations in the final two minutes to seal Waterloo’s fate. In the end, Acadia’s superior team speed perhaps spelled the difference. Ted Upshaw solidly supported Hazard’s 34 points with 19 of hisown and 10 rebounds. Ricks and Bo Hampton had ten each. Vance was outstanding

One of the few Mike Hazard shots that didn’t find its way to ’ the Score board is blocked by Rene Dolcetti. photo by David Trahair

The Ra vens gave Victor ia all they could handle inone of the better games of the tournament. ’ Five players scored in double figures for the Vikings headed by Billy Loos’ 24 points. TedAnderson, an excellent defensive forward, added 15, rookie guard Eli Pasquale had 12, while Reni Dolcetti scored 11 and pulled down 11 rebounds. ’ Car leton’s 6’8” second year centre, Tom Cholock hooped 20(9for 12from the floor)withsupportfrom the guard tandem of Rick Powers (19 points) and Pat Stoqua (18 points). . ~

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In this well-played and entertaining match-up, both teams shot better than 50% from the field “-and better than 80% from the free throw .I ine. A raucous near-capacity crowd saw the Warriors chew into Acadia’s eleven point half-time lead, paced by the fine outside shooting of Doug Vance Steve Garrett’s fifteen foot jump shot made. the score 54-52 for the Axemen six minutes into the ,half., Acadia maintained their poise and stretched the lead slightly. With five and a half minutes remaining, ‘Leon Passmore drew an offensive foul from Robbie Upshaw, converted the bonus situation at the charity stripe, and the Warriors trailed 6866. After Ted Upshaw and Seymour Hadwen traded bas ke ts, Aca-d ia guard Shawn Ricks beat Passmore to a loose ball and drove the. length of the court for a brilliant lay-up basket. Ricks then stole an errant Warrior’ pass, duplicated his previous effort and the Axemen were up bysixwith less than three minutes to

-‘with 23 points for the Warriors. Rich Kurtz hooped 14, Hadwen and Clay Ninham lOeach.

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In the claustrophobic confines of the south-end gym, almost no one saw one of the most exciting games of the tournament. Four St. F.X. players, includingstarters Gil Green and George Lambert, did not suit up. ‘They broke a team rule,” coach Konchalski explained tersely. The eight remaining Xmen struggled valiantly before a late driving hoop byRickPowersandtwofree throws by Brock Cowan decided the issue. Cholock notched 22 points for the Ravens and looked every, bit the OUAA-East defending scoring and rebounding champ that he is. Tom Sullivan, the b>st X-man in this tournament popped in 20 points. This was a sorry end to a

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Meanwhile in the main the Warriors were gym, having fun. While Seymour Hadwen rested a weak knee damaged Friday in a fearsome co,llision with Ted Upshaw, everybody else played and contributed to the 95 point total. Rookie DaveBurns(l8pointsand9 rebounds) and Steve Garett (17 points and 9 rebounds) were prominent for the Warriors who registered a 59% team field goal average. As usual, Leon Arendise with 20 points and-Bob Fitzgerald with 15 carried the load for the Hawks. .’

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Repeating a familiar pattern, the Warriors rocketed out of the starting blocks, scored thefirstten pointsof ,the game: and, after eight minutes, had a 16-6 lead. They had - deliberately set

out to get Tom Cholock into foul trouble and were successful as the Raven centre picked up threequickones. Four baskets by Rick Powers, a three point play by Choloek, and some fine playmaking by Pat Stoqua put Carleton back on even terms and they took a one point lead into the second half. The Warriors died. They cou Idn’t buy a basket when they needed one, shot a wretched 37% from the field (4 of 11 free throws) for the game and slid right out of contention. Cholock finished with 20 points and 13 rebounds while Powers canned 18. Hadwen and Garrett had 12 each for Waterloo. Garrett played quite wel! throughout the tournament until he tumbled heavily tothefloor late in this game. ‘,‘Statistics only tell you so much,” commented Don McCrae. “Carleton isagood team and didn’t surprise me but we just didn’t play We weren’t taking shots.

comfortably.” McCiae is not discouraged. “If we’d played a good second half against Carleton, I’d consider this a successful tournament. We will have to conduct a search for what went wrong.”

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The Vikings put this one awayearly bycharging into a 16-2 lead in less than six minutes. Ten Victoria players shared the scoring headed by Gerald Kazanows ki’s 18 points (with II_ rebounds). Reni Dolcetti and Billy Loos contributed 17 each. The Vikings shot 57% as a team, eas/ly handled La kehead’s pressure defence, and rolled up a staggering 37-l 3 margin in rebounds. continued

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Renison is in the lead for the Fryer Competitive Trophy after 11 events, with a total of 169 points. Engineering is in second -with 148.5, followed by Math and St. Jeromes tied for third’ with 122 points apiece. Village 2 West is in fifth place with 82.5 points. The Townson Award for participation points is divided in larger and smaller units. In the large unit division, Engineering is a strong first with 694 points. Science is second with 471, followed by Math, Grads, and E.S.S. in that order. St. Jeromes is well in the lead in the small unit division with 536 points. Village 1 North is second with 427, Village 2 South is thjrd with 315, followed by Village 2 North,

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Semi-finalplayoff action was held on Nov. 25. In \“A” league, the Outlawsoutshot C.G. Gunners to win 46-30. In the other game the Bouncers rolled by Bagbitters 61-42. The championship game between the Bouncers and the Outlaws was played on Nov. 28, with the Outlaws coming out victorious by a score of 70\ 58. In “B” division play, the Trotters advanced to the semi-finals by virtue of their 39-28 win over the Out of Ball Hockey , Towners. They met the There was a lot of action Hookers, who won their this past week in intramural quarter-final game 38-30 ball hockey. In “A” league, over the Guhners. The Hoo-semi-final play, West D kers won the semi-final Alumni bombedst. Jeromes game to advance to the “B” by a score of 1 O-3. They finals. Their opposition in advanced to the finals- by the finals was the Leaders. virtue of that victory. Their The Leaders won the quaropponents, Politzania, reached ter-finals over North D Aluthe finals when they snuck by mni 41-35 and then de-the Muffriders 4-3. feated West A Rams to The scene was set for the advance to the champion-’ championship game on Nov. ship. The championship was 27. The West D Alumni capped won by the Leaders, 50-39. an excellent ‘Season by deChem Eng 80 are the “C” feating Politzania by a score of league championsthis-term, 4-2, to take the championship. as they defeated the AluIn “B” division, the powerful faho+ns-in the final game.

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Guard Doug Fast was the best of the outclassed Norwesters with 24 points and while Dave Zanatta finishedwith 19, heshotonly25% from the field against the defence of Loos. The Norwesters had to settle for the tournament’s best-dressed award as their triple-blue horizontal stripe.d warmup uniforms edged out Acadia coach Dick Hunt’s plaid jacket, black shirt and polka-dot tie ensemble.

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The speedy cheetahs met and bested the elongated giraffes. The Axemen had a nine point half time lead and quickly stretched it to 22. The Bisons didn’t quit and, with four minutes left, cut the lead to seven to awaken the slumbering spectators. That was as close as they managed to get and the suspicion remained that the Axemen j might be saving themselves for the final match less than six hours later. Ted Upshaw (13 points and 8 rebounds) and Shawn Ricks (16,points) supported Mike Hazard’s 32 point effort.

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In summary, the Vikings had more good players than Acadia. The entire Victoria roster played while the Axemen relied on six men. The tiny Axemen guards couldn’t handle 6’4” Billy loos, anexceptionallyfluid pIayerwhotaIIied25points and would have been MVP in a Hazard-less tournament. Meanwhile the Vi kings were tryingeverythingwith Hazard and, fortunately for them, they had the manpower to withstand the epidemic of fouls that his checks accumulated. “Ted Anderson did a fine jobon him in the first half,” said Victoria coach \ Ken Shields, “but two charging fouls got him into trouble. In I the second ha,lf , we switched toa zone with two players collapsing on Hazard-when he got the ball. And he DID get the ball. Obser,ved Waterloo’s Don

McCrae: “Acadia made up their minds theyweregoing to Hazard and that was what they did. The other players sacrificed their egos to that strategy. That shows something about Acadia’s discipline.” ’ The Vikings had a 13 point lead at the half and were still cruising comfortably with about eight minutes left in the game. Then Hazard made an impossible 18 foot jump shot as he was falling to the_ floor. Afoul on Ted Upshaw nullified that basket and the call enraged a substantial portion of thecrowd. A pro-Acadia din filled the gym, which seemed to unnerve Victoria and pick up the Axemen. .Acadia staged a furious rally and with 4:12 re- _ maning; Anderson committed hisf-ifthfouI.Hazard canned the two free throws to tie the game at 73. “I was damned worried,” Shields admitted. “We had them andcouldn’t put them away. But all credit to Acadia for corn ing bat k.” He could haveadded all credit to the Vi kings for not wilting at this point. instead, they toughened and with another impressive example of team depth, reserveforwardChrisHebb hit two crucial shots from the corner. Reni Dolcetti

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On Wednesday, the University of Waterloo women’s volleyball team hosted York University in Tier 1 league play. Waterloo was no match for the York team. The scores of the games were 15-1.2, 11-15, 15-1, 15-9, in favour of the York squad. As’ has been the problem in the past, the -Athenas had difficulty in getting their offence moving. “We played better def.ence tonight. However, we couldn’t put the ball on the floor. We need more than commented one hitter,” Coach Pat Davis. Both teams played well ‘the first two games. Waterloo’s defence wa.s very efective. However, Jan Ostrom was the only Athena who was consistent with her power hitting. Waterloo’s output offensively was better in the, second game. They attacked the net more. Denise Schnider came off the bench to spark the team with her power hitting and floor play. Game 2 was the best team performance of the whole match. In the third game York switched their tactics. They started to hit through the centre. York employed a fast short set to nullify any blocking attempts by Waterloo. Waterloo’s bumps to their setters were poor. As a result they did not have a sharp attack. Spikes were attempted away from the net. The fourth game was identical to the third. Poor bumping, setting and hitting coupled with a quick attacking game of York spelled defeat for the Athenas. A lack of concentration during two key service receptions also aided in Waterloo’s loss. After the game Coach Davis held a practice. The following morning (7 am) the Athenas were on the gym floor again. “I hate to lose,” said Coach Davis.

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Basketball

The University of Waterloo Athena lost a very close game to the University of Toronto 51-49 leaving their record at 1 win, 3 losses in league play. Against Toronto, the Athenas led all the way

until the 1:25 mark of the final quarter. Then costly turnovers by the Athena’s guards donated the victory to Toronto. ’ “We had too many turnovers near the end of the game. When we went to get the ball back, we fouled Toronto and they capitalized on the bonus situat ion,” commented Coach Sally Kemp. Besides the turnovers the Athenas found themselves in foul trouble. Rookie guard Jennifer Russel fouled out at the beginning of the second half and forwards Norie Spence and Susan Porter had four fouls apiece. The U of Tteam went to the foul 29 times. Waterloo only had 7 trips to the I ine. Top scorers for the U of T squad were Janet Carson with 11 points and Linda Baumann with 10 poiints. For the University of Waterloo, NancyCampbeII(who is incidentally’ playing well) had 14 points and Beth Parson chipped in 9 points. The Athenas can redeem themselves when they travel to Queen’s and Ottawa this weekend.

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This week’s recipients of the athlete of the week awards are Ann Samson and John Vermeer. Ann Samson, a member of the UW Gymnasticsteam, is the defending’CWlAU allround champion. Samson is currently in hospital after suffering damage to her knee in competition last week. The injury to her cruciate ligament forced surgery which was performed last weekend. As a result of the injury, Samson will be out of competition for this year at least. John ,Vermeer, a fourth and year math student fourth year player on the UW hockey team, has recently been moved up from defence to .play . on the left wing. Vermeer has scored six goals and added’ seven

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Hockey

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UW’s varsity hockey team put on an impressive display of skills during this past week as they played and won three games, against’ Brock, Windsor and York. Last Thursday at Brock University, the Warriors hit Brock hard and fast, devouring the Badgers by the score of 8-2. John Whalen, 61 freshman, picked up two goals and Pete Nickelchok played spectacularly in goal. The hockey team extended its winning streak by defeating Windsor 4-3 last Sunday. The four goals came from Don Langlois, John Whalen, Bill Lang and John Vermeer. The last of this week’s games was against Yorkand proved to show Waterloo as a powerhouse in their league as they whipped the Yeomen 9-1. Don Langois put way four goals while Archie Chase scored twice. Randy Swanson, Bill Lang and- John Vermeer donated a goal apiece. This game proved to be exciting even though it was lopsided. WaterloocameoXjt skating an.d checked hard causing York to continually lose the puck. Waterloo was in full control of the game. During the second period York started to get chippy and .fighting broke out. York’s only goal came iate in the second period. The Warriors, who started the week well down the standings, are now in sixth spot, five points out of first place with two games in hand. This Sunday, the Warriors play host to the second place

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O.W.I.A.A. meet at Queens University in Kingston. The team placed third overall of the four schools entered, Queens, Carleton, York and Waterloo. The team routine did very well ,in placing’ secondbehindQueens, who are last years Ontario varsity champions. In the nov-

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