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- Friday, May 8 Bombshelter opens at 12 noon.

D.J. after 9:00 p.m. ’ Fee paying Feds 2 no covercharge; others, $l.QOafter9:00-p.m. Sandwich Bar Summer Hours: 12 noon till 230 p.m. . International Vegetarian Cuisine, exotic recTpes, live demonstrations, group participation. Come hungry. Limited to 15 students. Sponsored by the Vegetarian Club. For further information call 8887321. ~ Fed Flicks - Marathon Man starring Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier. c (8:OO p.m. Physics 145. Fee paying Feds, $l.bO; others $2.00. - Saturday, May 9 1 Bombshelter opens at 7:00 p.m. D.J. after 9:00 p,.m. Fee paying Feds: no covercharge. Others - $1.00 after 9:00 p.m. , Fed Flicks - see Friday. - Sunday, May 10 International Day of Protest against nuclear power and nuclear arms. Laurel Creek Nature Centre is open to the publicon Sundaysfrom9:30a.m. until 4:30 p.m. You are invited to. tbke .part in . our programs“which ar’e”offered.at lb:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. Today’s program’The Flowers of Spring. See what flowers of Waterloo County grow in our bush, in the Spring. For further information, call 1 885- 1368.

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Conrad Grebel College. Coffee and discussion to follow. 7:00 p.m. Fed Flicks - see Friday. c/ - Monday, May llIBombshelter is open from 12 noon. D. J. after 9:00 p.m. ,Fee paying Feds: no covercharge; . other. $1.00 after 9:00 p.m. Chapel:

Sandwich BarSummer Hours: 12 noon to isfying vegetarian cooking by tongue, 2:30 p.m. tummy and mind. Live demonstrations Towards a Healthy Lifestyle Workand free recipes. Come hungry. Free. shop Series. Workshop topics: Your 6:00 p.m. Psych lounge 3rd floor. Body Reveals and Heals, Listen to Table Tennis Club - the first meeting Yourself and Holistic Health: Alternative will be held tonight. Cost is $2.50 to Illness. Sponsored by the Waterloo .r membership fee per term. Bring your own Regional Branch of the Canadian Mental racquets and let’s play. 7:0@ p.m. Blue Health Association. 1:00 - 4:00 p.m. north activity area, PAC. \ Waterloo Motor Inn. Fee: $3.00 at the - Wednesday, May 13 door. Preregistration requested.. Pleases Bombshelter - see Monday. Nothing call 744-7645 for further information. n,ew. Outers Club Meeting. If you’re interChess Club Meeting: elections to be ested in cycling, rockclimbing, canoeing, held, tournaments planned. 7:30p.m. CC hiking . . . come on out! Planning canoe 113. I ’ trip for next long weekend: May 16-18. Cinema Gratis feature event: The Wiz 6:OO.p.m. CC 135. starring Diana Ross. 9:30 p.m.,‘ Campus Summer Organizational Meeting for Centre Great Hall. CKMS-FM (Radio Waterloo). 7:30 p.m; / - Thursday, May 14 I CC 110. Everyone welcome. - see Monday. Towards a Healthy Lifestyle Workc The Bombshelter Waterloo Christian Fellowship supshop Series panel discussion. Topic: per meeting at BBQ pit across from Alternatives to Drugs. Panel participants: Conrad Grebel. 4:30~- 7:00 p.m. In case David Barnes, Director of Psychiatric of rain, ‘HH 280. Everyone welcome. Services, K-W Hospital; Sunny Sundberg, Counsellor, Health Services, U. of Table Tennis Club - Beginners, W.; Steven Chris, Behavioral Consulamateurs and professionals are welcome. tant, Waterloo County Board of EduDon’t #&get to bring your own racquets cation; Ronald Walsh, Counsellor, and baIK7:OOp.m. Blue North, PAC. Health Services, U. of W.; Daniel Taylor, - Friday, May 15 2 Pharmacist, K-W ,Hospital; Kenneth Bombshhlter L see Monday. Beal, Chaplain, K-W Hospital; Joseph Table Tennis Club -didyouknow VW Levy, Associate Professor, Department has the best team in Ontario? Comeand of Recreation, U. of W. Hostess, Betty join the fun. 7:OO p.m. Blue North PAC. Thompson, CKCO TV. 7:30-9:30 p.m. Fed nicks - not movies. Waterloo Motor Inn. No admission - Saturday,, May 16 charge. Sponsored by the Watekloo Branch of the Canadian Mental Health Bombshelt& - closed _ Association. Fed Flicks - no movies K-W Status of Womenwillshow3films: Students on campus - bored. The Visible Woman, Twelve Like You, 7 Coming Events The Fable of He and She. The films wil be Federation of Students presents Subfollowed by an informal discussion. 8:30 way Elvis, ‘<the underground King .of p.m. Adult Recreation Centre, King & Rock & Roll” with special guest star Allen Streets, Waterloo. Buddy Dean and the Gems, Little - Tuesday, May 12 i Richard’s Original Back-up Band. 8:00 Bombshelter - see Monday. p.m. Waterloo Motor Inn. $3.00 FeeThe Vegetarian Club is having seven paying Feds, $4.00 Others. ‘Tickets cooking workshops. Experience satavailable in the Fed office, CC 235.

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Boycott planned to fight Nestles in 3rd Worldcountries

INFACT (Infant Formula Action Coalition), a worldwide action group concerned with the quality of infant formula feedink and its effect on children in underdeveloped countries, is presently embroiled in a debate that asks: Is not life more important than corporate profits? That - infant mortality rates in Third World nations are rising simultatieously with the ons’et of widespread formula feeding (as opposed to breast -feeding) is no coincidence, says INFACT. And formula companies with their unethical advertising and promotional campaigns are to blame. INFACT’s solution - a boycott of any product made by these firms; especially Nestle’s, whose involvement in formula promotion and production in the Third World is extensive. Since Nestle is a Swissbased firm,INFACT maintains th&t a public boycott is the only effective way to get the company to stop its underhanded promotional

prime time television commercials depicting chubby, healthy children sucking on bottles all denote the formula’s “goodness”. However, to make the pro- ’ duct even more mari<etable, Nestle’s gives out free samples of their products and -encourages l&al doctors to “push” the products by such measure; as buy. ing medical equipment, sponsoring conferences and parties, financing researih grants and in some’ cases, plying them with free vacat!ioni. INFACT claims that with the mothers convinted that bottle feeding must be better, many of them have abandoned breastfeeding. However, the lack of proper sanitation to sterilize bottles, along with the scarcity of refrigerators to keep the formula clean and tiafe, has made a germ-ridden dangerous alternative to mother’s milk. In many cases, m&hers‘ want to buy the formula but

DON’T BUY NESTI& PRODUCTS

Today the University is fixing the place up for convocation, but students last week felt there was more to celebrate than that. After exams finished: several trees on campus were decorated

with the flimsy new toilet paper the university hasadopted.This may be the most practical use for it. One of the workers whohad to remove it agreed that “it was one of the shit jobs we have to do.” Photo bv John W. Bast

Sex with L! ry.bber dolls onthe rise BLACKWELL

techniques in the poorer countries. According to INFACT, companies like Nestle have openly duped mothers in developing countries into thinking that formula feeding is superior to breastfeeding. Glossy advertisemerits on billboards and

cannot really afford it. They will buy one c$n and dilute it much more than it should be. As a result, the baby is not getting enough nourishment. This has resulted in many infants being sick, malnourished, and in too many cases, dying. Cathy Powers

Lastterminbrief The following events happened during the Winter ‘81 term. We thought to reprint them again, this time in a synopsis form, to bring you up to date on important campus events. Vandalism

could shut down CC (Imprint, January 16/81). - “I think it is important that the rest of the university community be made aware of this matter and the costs incurred by it,” stated Campus Centre Operations Co-ordinator Anne Woodruff after a rash of vandalism left damages to the CC and its fixtures. With acts of violence on the increase in theCCAdministrative Services Director Bill Deeks expressed his concern on the matter, hoping that peerpressure would suppress the problem before any serious measures, such as closing the pub, would be taken. Simonis benefits from Engineering backlash (Imprint, January 30181) - Wim Simonis won the Federation of Students Presidential Election with close to a 600 vote margin, feceiving 58% of the total vote. The election was marked with a great disparity between the candidates’ centers of support. Over one-third of Simonis’ votes came fi;om the Engineering faculty, while his opponent Maggie Thompson received almost one-third of her votes from Environmental Studies. After the ballots

Toronto (CUP) - Rubber dolls, x-rated magazines and young girls are replacing women as obj’ects of sexual desire for American men accordiF>g to Albert Freedman,editor and publisher of Forum magazine. Speaking at York University, Freedman stated that 50 million men in the United States read men’s “The prime magazines. reason for reading men’s magazines,” he said,“is masturbation.” Freedman said that 10 million U.S. men own masturbation devices and that manv are usinn dolls as a comilete substitute for physical relations with woman since “in the United States alone there are 1.5 million rubber dolls now in existence.” Accord-

ing to the magazine editor, the dolls range in price from $20 to $2000; the more expensive models are very lifelike, have three electrically-operated orifices and can say dirty words in two languages.

a superior economic position to the man she is dating. More important to Freedman, however, is the sexual experience of today’s woman. “Many men withdraw from the pressure of having their performance judged by experienced women,” he said.

violence in the United States,” he said, “is the I;epressed sexuality that we have. The United States is a backward country sexually.”

One reason for this trend, Freedman believes, is economic. “In New York. you can spend $50 on a dinner date and still end the evening frustrated,” he said,“but an x-rated movie for the same price lasts virtually forever and you know what you are going to see.” ’

Often men may pursue -l&year-old girls because of their fear of experienced women, ” he said. Many very young girls, as young as 12, may be receptive because they are “missing something emotionally,” the editor concluded.

The publisher believes that the Moral Majority must bear much of the responsibility for the new wave of sexual repression in the United States: “By their anti-pleasure concept of bringing back Puritan values, they can only create more fear, more ignorance and more guilt. This can only bring about greater violence.”

The publisher concluded that more men have become afraid of women because of competitive pressure in the workplace & a woman may now-have

Freedman told-,the audience that much of the disorder in U.S. society is caused by sublimated sexuality. “One of the main reasons for the increased

The meeting ended with participation by the audience members who discussed the question of whether true love is possible in our society.

were counted Simonis complimented Thompson on waging a clean fight and remarked, “There’s a lot of work to do, and I’ll be there bright and early tomorrow morning.”

The patrols have been organized by the Federation of Students in conjunction with the- Waterloo Regional Police and with assistance of the Waterloo Regional Emer. gency and Associated Comfiunications Team (REACT),

UW residences falling to pieces (Imprint, January 30/81)The married student’s residence, both the low-

Fee hike strike born again (Imprint, March 27/81) Nearly 600 people have signed a petition committing themselves to a fee hike strike next September at UW, according to SOCIT [Students Opposed to Cutbacks and Increased Tuition) spokesperson Maggie Thompson. SOCIT believes that if 1,000 people participate in the strike, it is highly unlikely that the university would not enrol1 them since they would represent nearly a million dollars in lost university revenue. Wim Simonis, Federation of Students President, said that he was skeptical about the ‘guarantees’ SOCIT had whereby 1,000 students would actually participate in such a strike, even if the petition they signed committed them to it. Simonis also maintained that such a strike would cause little financial hardship for the university sinceits funding is basedonathreeyearformulawhichtakesinto account periodic fl&tuations.

rise courts and the high-rise towers, are in serious trouble. Outside brick faces have cracked and fallen off; rain and high wind have caused extensive water damage this past December to a number of upper floor apartments, and tiles have fallen from bathroom walls due to moisture between the walls. Ernie Lappin, Director of Physical Planning for UW believes that unless major repairs begin as soon as possible, he “doesn’t know just how long the married students apartments will last.” Lappin quotes prices for primary repairs of $250,000, while’ full repairs might be very much higher - two to four times the conservative first quotation. U.W. R.E.A.C.T.ion (Imprint, March 13/81)-Student patrols have taken to Waterloo Park pathways in &n attempt to eliminate the problem of indecent assaults within the park. In 1980 nine sexual incidents ranging from rape to indecent exposure were reported, and since January two rapes, both involving UW students had occurred in the park.

Fiat Lux (Imprint, April 3181) -- In response to increasing violence in Waterloo Park the Federation of Stpdents has developed a proposal to light the pathfrom the footbridge at Waterloo Arena to Seagram Drive, ‘Waterloo City Council approvedtheplan and the$15,0@ budget to pay for the installation of lights.

Sothi8iswhatitisliketbbea;REditor-3&&m,and hardly 6 creature in sight. The flats are doing their thing up on the wall. MethinksVolume 4, No. 1 is about to beborn; a Caesarian perhaps but there tis hope. Indeed life exists in the Imprint office, ifonl@ecause Marny donatedFlora Distinguished Service Medals go to Julie and Don, Cathy P.; Cathy MC., Coral, andthe Rt. Hon. Prabhakar Ragde @SM. Goodbye to my most cherishedcoffeemug(Ifor$iveyouScott).Strangehow experiments only work when alchemists Hans and Alan are inthe lab. Many priqes and mj, adoration to @naforfXllingalltheholeswheretheraingotin.And how meaningless life would be without the loving mmistrations of my two mentors Sylvia and JW. On with the revolution, the meter is running. Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, whereveryouare. Cover photosQPeter Saracino and John W. Bast.

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- ,vIr.~As each day passes we seem t&be buried.further and further _beneath a monumental pile of intimidating, ‘facts’: nuclear ‘1:w;Fr.is impendin-g, the air, water .~%ndfood are all toxic, govern,ment -iscorrupt; jobs are scarce, :$nd the New Technology is on -9its.w(ay toreducing mankind to , “inefficient ‘artifacts. The com, ~‘merc%al medi-a tells’ us that “there are no ghettos in Toronto :I (after all a university study says *so too), and the violence erupting in Britain and the southern US. can’t happen here because we have got - it too good. The Feds go hell-bent od &ing to convi%e the public that a ,paper document called ‘the constitution. is the most .important event happening in Canada today. And where is the public rethis bullshit?

Thoreau was probably the Utopian dreatiworld pictures? f*lrs t one to announce that most How many people spend evenpeople are living- lives of quiet ings and weekends in a blissful1 desperation. And how true. stupor from the - effects of How many: of us sit at home narcotics and/or booze? Count mournfully or in self pity the number who have found writing social condemnations .esuape through religion or in private journals,. or paint science fantasy. And think

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Apparently mankindis in the process of creating yet another martyr out of a fanatic. At the time of writing Bobby Sands’ ingquietly em’aciated. bad.y$ lyi ’ -* 1 r. in a wooden box while muchof hT,Wd h anm Tnnr;la8lu 1 cbti ‘rl 40 in Iv ,ul U~GL 11 l;+ ~3 nr*rm+imm 7~ up ~AAA~ . another round of anguishc :d violence; six year oa sons throwing firebombs at 18 year old soldiers. r l

Sands took up his fatal hunger ,stcike in order to’coerce the British Parliament into treating IRA guerillas as pol-

most carefully about the growing numbers of decimated humans who have abandoned all hope in favour of suicide. But what to do about it; that is the heart of our perplexing (and paralyzing problem). Rebel! Peter Saracino

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itical prisoners. That would have allowed Sands to wear civilian clothes instead of norma1 prison1 .- garb. And it would 1 ,’have achieved some sort of moral victory. SO what? All that is really proven is that if one goes far enough one can get widespread .attention; espkxial@ that of.. an always bloodthirsty international , press corps. Time and time again certain individuals chose t.o give up their lives for some cause &Jebre, gain fleeting consid-

eration, then have their memory fa-de away quicky from the public’s eye. : - ..w -- For Bobby Sands all the politics and causes don’t matter anymore; he’s dead. Someone else will pick up the torch and carrv it for him. And if the need aris& another willing sacrifice can always. be found from amongst the ranks. Who knows, maybe the genocide can be dragged on for another century or two.. . / Peter Saracino

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With daily increases in determine the). weekly aSticking to a budget the cost of living, ‘many mount you can spend, aldoesn’t necessarily mean locate amounts to various you have to go without, students find themselves unable to cope with the categories, then stick to it. Bargain hunting can help financial burdens that ac- In practice it’s harder than you to save money in many company ‘university life. that. areas. Through the term While no one can presume TrY to estimate in ad’ The Money Stretcher wili vanc.e how much ‘y-ou can to tell you how \to spend feature ways to save money . yqus money, who can resist allow yourself to.spend in in food, clothing, shoes froti giving a little advice? each category. Lf might help . auto, furniture and enter: to keep track of everything tainment, Throughout the term, The Money Stretcher will pro- , YOU spend for a couPle of ’ By the way, if you have vi& tips on how to stretch weeks. This will give YOU any suggestions of your the buying power of the ah idea of how much to own feel free to submit allocate to each department them, addressed to The students’ dollar. Perhms the best way to (food,entertainment,etc.).’ Money ‘Stretcher,Imprint , - stretch your dollar ‘is to Until you get the hang of cc 140, controlling your spending budget it. It is not unDon and coI;nmon to hear of students constantly compare how Julie Lynne Joyce who run out of money much you can spend with before the end of the term. this problem can be avoided by preparing a.budget at the beginning of the term. The firs&thing to do is to compile a list of all known assets for the

What do-you think of the hmer member Bobby Sands? l. ---/ _ -_

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Economic8’ Itto’asashocklngwentventthatfocussedthe world’s attention on Northern Ireland, but I don’t think~epeoplewillbeableto support his c&uses because they’re too apathetic.

strike and death of I. R. A by Scott Murr~

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ing term. These may inelude savings, investment income -(stocks anyone), OSc\P, and income from any Part-time jobs YOU may have. This will give YOU an idea qf how much you have to w&k with and may well scare you. Next comes the hard\ Part, estimating Your expenses. A list of large fixed expenses such as tuition, books, rent, ‘and car Paymerit-s should be /drawn up.These items must be Paid, soYoumaY aswellset money aside now, whether physically or mentally. Subtracting these‘ unavoidableexpenses from your .’ expected income leaves you.‘with about \956 for food, utilities, transpdrtation, eniertainment and whatever. BY -careful budgeting, however, that 956 can last you along time. Budgeting the 9% is simple in principlejust

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Planning your budge’t ,is one thing, and sticking to it is quite another. For astart, UW Security officer John how are you going to know Trayers was sentenced in if you are over budget? Unless YOU have some sort .proQincial court We&mday to six- months in a of record keeping system reformatory, . followed by (or a very good memory), you won’t, We write down three year’s probation after being found guilty of stealeverything we spend in a ing money f?om student book kept for that purpose. It’s set up with a number of --- organizations and faculty offices over a two year columns includ’ g food, period. Travers, had used utilities, enter 7 ainment .his security ke$s to enter’ and tr-iansportation. This the rooms where cash was not only can we way, stored in safety boxes. monitor our financial posThe officer also has to ition,. but it also simplifies pay back $3,150 in restitplanning for large expen&tu& Iike vacations, utions within 2% years of, It’s b bit of a hassle at first, being rele,ased from the reformat ory. but after a while, keeping According i‘o the K-W’ track of your spendings can become second nature. It’ll Record, UW’s security ofhelp youi stay on your ficials snared Travers budget and hopefully get using videotape equipment YOU through the term. and fingerprint powder.

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1981-82

Nominations for spring co-operative representatives to Students’ Council open on Thursday iMay 7,198l and close’on Thursday, May 14, to fill the following, vacxhcies: \ Engineering: 2 seats. Environmental Studies (CO-op): ‘1 seat * :HKLS (co-opj: ’ 1 seat Mathematics~ (co-opj: 2seats) * I - , Science (co-opj: . 1 seat i s

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WHY CAMPUS RECREATION? WHAT HAPPENED TO “INTRAMURALS”? For a long time, there has been an expressed desire to dhange the’name of our program to better reflect our total offerings. To many people, the term “Intramural” meant a traditional internal program of physical activities that were competitive in nature. Thus the term Intramural connoted only a partial aspect of our total progra$ A campus-wide search w’as made to arrive at a new term which better suited. what we are striving to accomplish. As a result, the term Campus Recreation was viewed by the In!ramural Councils executive as a better reflection of otir Campus offerings.

Scheduling Meeting: Schedules and rules will be distributed.. ENTRY FEES will be collected. Tegms or individual players who are not represented will run the risk of,being excluded,from the s\chedule I Awards: Every league champion will be recognized with a Winit C‘ertificate. I Entry Fee: $2!.00 refundable entry fee,for all competitive teams must be paid at the schedulirlg meetind. / Actiyity Final Entry Scheduling Starting lime Explanation Date Poiici& and Date/Locatibn \ Rules Mestina Softball Mon. May 11 Tues. May 12 Starts May 19. Round Robin with $20 Entry Fee 4:30 p.m. 4:30 p.m. 4:00-@OO p.m. seeded playoffs. -. Room 2040 PAC Room 135 CC Tues. and Thurs. 13 players/team / Plavina Fields 1 Basketball Tues. May 12 >Wed.May13 Starts Wed. May 20 A &,B leagues $20 Entry Fee 4:30 p.m. ’ 4:30 p.m. PAC Mon. ahd W,ed. Round Robin with playRoom 2040 PAC Room 13r5CC 6:00 - lo:30 D.m. offs. 10 olavers/team Soccer Wed. May 13 Thurq. May 14‘. Starts week of May 19 A & B leagues $20 Entry Fee 4:30 p.m. 4:3O p.m. Mon. to Thurs. 4:00 - Round Robin with play’ Room 2040 PAC Room 135 CC 8:00 p.m. offs. 15 players/tebm Columbih Field 1 & 4 Floor Hockey Fri. May 15 Contact1 Eng Sot Starts Week of May 19 Engineering league but $20 Entry Fee 4:30 p.m. for’date, time Mon., Tues., Wed. other teams may enter. Eng Sot and location. 5:45-l 0:45 p.m. Call Eng Sot at E4-i 386 Ext. 2323 Seagram Siadium Ext. 2323

Recreational Leagues

Explanation: There will be no playoffs, no officials, no standings arid few rules. \ Play for the fun of it.

Geileral Information Eligibility and Membership -The follow ing persons are entitled to full use of facilities and Campus Recreation programs. 1. Full time students with valid ID cards. - 2. Faculty, staff, alumni and part-time students and their spouses (obtained from Cashiers Office, 1st floor Needles Hall). Rm. 1llOJ Annual Membership a) $60.00 with locker b).$40.00 without locker Term Membership

a) $30.00 with locker b) $20.00 without locker Children of members can use PAC fadilities 3, on Sundays only from 1:OO- 500 p.m. / 4. Special Summer Community Members: 18 years and older, cost $40.00 and $70.00 for husband and wife. May 5 - Augugt 14, 1981 (obtained frcjm Cashier’s Office, 1st Floor Needles Hall)

Racquet Rental -Squash, Racquetball, tennis and badminton racquets chn,be rented from the PAC toteroom by purchasiisg a 25$ voucher from the machine, located at Red North lower level. Exchange voucher with valid I.D. card for racquet.

How to Entei 1. .Form a team from a group of friends and return a completed entry form, or 2. Attend the Scheduling Meeting.

Equipment Loans -from toteroom with valid I.D. card and token. For special events, obtain Equipment Card from Peter Hopkins-in room 2040 PAC.

Activity

injury Center -Athletic Injury qenter is located in Blue North (lower level), Ext. 3855 - uead Trainer, Brian Farrance.‘Report all injuhes to the Campus Recreation Off ice room 2040 PAC, Ext. 3532. Medical Coverage - E?ch user is responF%le for having their own personal medical, dental .

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Scheduling Meeting: All team captains must attend the Scheduling Meeting’to be included in the league.

Woken’s Basketball

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Final Entr$ Date

bcheduiing I Policies and R(ties Meeting Registration Thurs. May 7 Night 7:00 p.m. Thurs. May 7 Main Gym 7:00 p.m. (Come prepared PAC to plav) Mon. May 11 Tues. May 12: 4:30 p.m. 7:00 p.m. Room 2040 PACRoom,135 CC ..!

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Starts Thurs. May 7 Teams made ub from Thurs. 7:00-10100 p.m. registration Main Gym Round Robin

Starts Wed. May 13 4:00-8:00 p.m. Mon. &Wed. on Cplirmbia.Fier&/

Round Robin No playoffs Pitch to your own team, everyon@‘+@ each ’

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The following instructional programs are open td full.time students, and-to those who have an Ihtramural membership. Theire is a $2.00 registration fee where a course fee is not charged. We resewe the right to cancel classes or limit class sire. There will be no refunds on the l * $2.00 registration-fee. A course fee will not be refunded after the first class. Registration will take place in theRed,Activify Area on,Tuescfay, May 72 and Wednesday, May 73 between 70~00and 3:30 p.m. After May 13, @@ration maybe completed with the receptionist in the PAC between 9:OOa.m. i 7 I:30 a.m. aiid l-30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. for any spaces that are still available. For more infdrmation on the instructional program, please contact S+illy Kemp or Jean Layton at Ext. 3533, room 2050 PAC. I , Prowam ExDianation I i I Fitness These programs are desibned to make fitness fun. All classed are conAll Mon/Wed/Fri. $10.00 ducted to music and v&provide activity which is geared to improve . All Tues/Thurs. $8.00 fletibiri, strength and cardiqvascujar fitness. Courses will also provide ’ various fitness and nutritional tips. Beginr;‘ers and Advanced classes. Advanced classes are for those who are into a regular fitness routine and will have been active on a daily basis. Class minimum is 15. Beginners: Mon. Wed. Fri. 12:OO- 12:45 p.m. Gym 3 * Tues. Thurs. 12:00 - 12:45 p.m. ,Gym 3 Mon. Wed. Fri. 4:45- 5:30p.m. Gym3 ’ Advanced: Mon. Wed. Fri. 12:00 - 12:45 p.m. Red Activity M’on. Wed. .Fri. 4:45 - 5:30 p.m. Red Activity Classes stari Mav 19 or Mav 2b for 10 weeks. ’ Fitness Comes to You This program is designed to meet our crowded facility problem and encourage those who may not want to leave the residence or office r‘ ‘i area. Here’s how to get one started. Get a group of 10 people or more together. Locate an available space when you would like to conduct the ‘1 class, select the times you want, then contact us. We will arrange an initructor for you. Course fee/group will be $6.00/hour, a minimum \ of 10 hours. Contact Jan Harvey at Ext. 3533. Dan& and Exercise A program of fitness which incorporates simple dance movementto cost $10.00 pop,ular music to provide a fun way to participate in an exercbe program. / Class minimum is I5. Man/W+. - 12:OO - 1:OOp.m. - Dance Studio II , I Start Wed. May 20 Tues./Thurs. - 4:45 - 5:45 p.m. - First 3 lesions in Gym 3, the Dance Studio II for remainder. Starts Tues. Mav 19 Aqua Fit&s -A program of water exercises and swimming. Mon. Wed. Cost $8.00 Mon./Wed. 8:15 - 9:00 a.m. Tues. Thurs. $8.00 Tues/Thurs. 8:15 - 9:00 a.m. Bicycling Skills and A four hour course designed to acquaint the novice with various aspects Maintenance Workshops of bicycling including; choosing the right bike and accessories, basic riding skills, tours and route information. Cost $5.00 Class tim& Tues. May 19 and Tues. May 26,6:00 - 8:00 p.m. in room MC 2035 Training Course for An interest meeting for those who want to get involved with cycling in a ’ Serious Cyclists serious manner. The course would teach riders to improve their riding ’ skills and present atiaining method to improve endurance. Cost of course ’ will be determined by number of persons interested in taking the course. Meetina Time - Tues. Mav 12.5:OO o.m. in room MC 2038 Golf A course for beginners to introduce the basic stroke and use of the coy $10.00 following 3,5;7 and 9 irons - 1,3 woods. If time and weather permit - the class will be given a lesson on a golf course setting. Class time 4:45 p.m. Thurs. Class will me9 in Red Activity area. Classes start Thurs. May 21. In the event of rain, classes will be held inside (6 week course) \ Class min. 7. Squash ’ Basic instruction in squash for beginners. 5 weeks on the court cost $5.00 instruction. Class times Tues. Wed. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., 8:lO p.m., 8:50 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Pick one of these times. Classes start May 26. Class min. is 4. Shooting Beginners basic cou[se in Trap Shooting. Course will be one weekend Cost $25.00 clinic held at the Pioneer Sportsman Club. Guns are provided. Buy your own shells at cluQ ($5.00 per iound - approximately 6 rounds). Course fee is $25.00 which will include instructor fees and range and ’ target fees. Course to be held Sat. May 30 9:00 - 1:OOp.m., Sun. May 31 9:00 - 1:OOp.m., Sun. May 31 9:00 - 1:OOp.m. Class minimum is 5. Tennis Beginner - for those persons with little or no tennis experience-to teach Beginner $5.00 basic strokes and game fundamentals. Refresher $6.00 Beginner Refresher - for those who have had some tennis experience Advanced $8.00 but need to work on skills. Intermediate Advanced - for the player who has been playing on a regular basis but wants to improve strokes or learn more advanced strokes. Class Times: Beginner Tues. 5:00-6:00 pm; Wed: 6:00-7:00 pm; 7:00-8:00 pm; Thurs. 6:00-7:00 pm I Refresher Tues. 6:00-7:00 pm; Wed. 5:00-6:00 pm< Thurs. 7:00-8:00 p.m; 8:00-9:09 pm. Advanced Tues. 7:00-8:00 pm; 8:00-9:00 pm;‘Wed. 8:00-9:00 pm; Thurs. 5:00-6:00 pm All classes are held at the Waterloo Tennis Club coverts 11 and 12. Tennis balls are suppliec& Bring your own racquet or rent from PAC racquef rental system. Flat soled shoes. No change facilities available. -. Classe art: Tues. May 19,3(Ved.May 20; Thul%May 21’- and run for six ‘r weeks, 3 ne rain date provided.

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S&ial Dates: Open May-5 - August 14,1981 Closed May 18 and July 1,198l Gym floor only,closed May 1O-l 6, ,May 26-June 1 ‘1981. ’ Hours: Monday-Friday 8 a.m. - 1l:OO p.m. Saturday 9:00 a.m. - 500 p.m. * Sundby 1,:OOp.m. - 6:00 p.m.

Playing Fields (Village Green and Columbia)

All playing fields must be booked through ’ the Campus Recreation Office, room 2040 PAC, Ext. 3532. One week in advance please. Best time to book is Fri., Sat., Sun. ,

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Tokens - Every user must obtain a token. ‘\ Available for students Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. from PAC Receptionist. Faculty and staff will receive their token when paying user fees. Tokens are exchanged for towel and wristband. Lost tokens, towels can-be replaceid for $5.00 (token) plus $2.00 (towel) from the Cashiers Office, 1st floor Needles Hall,. Guest Users - Guest’s may use the facilities with an eligible member by purchasing four 254 vouchers from the Racquet Rental Machine.

Lockers - Student lockers and baskets for men and women will be,assigned for the Spring term on Fri., May 8 at 8:30 a.m. in Main Gym, PAC. Faculty and staff lockers are purchased at the Cashiers Office, 2nd Floor Needles / Hall.

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Faciflties -T&k, gym, weight room and limited toteroom service. Hours - a) Monday, Tuesday ahd Wednesday 5:45 - lo:45 p.m. Full toteroom service, I.D. card needed for equipment exchange. To book phone 885-l 211 Ext. 3356. (Intramural leagues take precedence). Toteroom service limited to U of W hours only). b) To book other times, phbne 886-l 550 &I. 210. Rental charges may be involved.

Assistailce

pith Special Activities - If your group wants to run a tournament, a field day or any event, get in touch with the Campus Recreation Office room 2040 PAC, Ext. 3532. We might havethe equipment, facilities or know-how which will make it easier for.

Sports

Shop - The Sports shop, owned and run by the’ University Book Store operates on a break-even basis. It is located in Red North PAC and offers a variety of goods and services.

1. T-shirts and sweatshirts, plain or crested can be ordered. One week delivery for in-stock . items, 3-4, weeks for new designs, contact May Yan Ext. 3914. 2. Footwear, squash, racquets and balls,.swim wear, shorts, sweatShirts, headbands and other items are available. , 3. Squash racquets can be left at shop for restringing. Shop hours - Monday - Friday 1O:OOa.m. - 2:00 p.m. Operator: Darryl Johnson.

3. Call the contact person, or 4. Contact the Campus Recreation Office, room 2040 PAC, Ext. 3532.

Organizational Explanation Meeting Equestrian Wed. May 13 Coordinate lessons, ($3/term). . 4:30 p.m. organize clinics and ($5/ybar) Room 135 CC fun shows, demonstra15-30 members tions, lectures, films. Martial Arts , Tues. May 12 Club for beginners (Judo, Samurai 7:00 p.m. and experience, Red Activify instruction and Dojo) ($1 O/term) PAC competition 30 members Outers Mon. May 11 Organize trips, hiking, 6:00 p.m. : climbing equipment (Wte~) ($Wyear) R~rn 135 & rental, kayaking, 75-l 00 in&ruction. I members Sailing voh. May 11 4 boats available for ($10 summer 4:30 p.m. ’ instruction, recreation term) Room 135 CC aqd regattas. Possi- , 50-1QOmembers ’ bility of 2 windsurfers ‘* and 3 Mach II. (new) Table Tennis Tues. May 12 League, ladder tourna($2.5O/term) 7:00 p.m. mer)t and recreational 20-30 members 8lue Aqtivity opportunities’. PAC wed. May 13 Coaching workouts, WY ($1 O/year) &OO\p.m. summer tournaments 30 members Room 135. ?C I played. Archery Mqn. M?y 11 Instructional/ 7:00 p.m. Recreational [$f;rym) s Red Activity target shooting niem bers) PAC

Gymnastics $1O/year $ti/term

’ Mon. May 11 7:Ob p.m. Blue’ Activity d

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Clubs

1. Attend Organizatiorial meeting, or 2. ,Attend a regular session, or

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Contact person

Instructional times arranged through local stable, as determined by the club. Tues & Thurs. 7:00-9:00 a.m. , Red Activity PAC .

Tracy Lauder 884-7976 Jade Coltiell 886-O 165 Allan Evans 653-6504 Rick Booth 886-2959

As determined by the club

Andrew Piggott Betty Rozendaal 1

7 Aside Touch Football Men’s Ball Hockey

Co-Ret Innertube Waterpolo

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4:30 p:m. 7:OOp.m. Room 2040’PAC Room 135 Cc’ Thurs. May 14 Wed. May 13 4:30 p.m. 7:00 p.m. Rooni 2040 PAC Room 135 CC.. Fri. May 15 fueS. May 19’ 4:30 p.m. 4:30 p.in. Room 2040 PAC Room 135 CC .t Tues. May 19 Wed. May 20 4:30 p.m. 4:30 p.m. Room 2040 PAC RooPrT135CC /

Ted Mllett 888-6744 Darryn Lloyd 885-0936

Tues., Thurs., Fri. 7-10 p.m. . Sunday 2-5 p.m. Blue Activity, PAC As determined by the club. ’

Yoke Seng ’ Leong 884-0984 Phu Vuong 885-0679 Derek ’ Humphries 884-7343

Sun. 2:00 - 5:00 p.m. Mark Allison Mon. 7:00, - 9:00 p.m. Ext 3878 Wed. 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. Red Activity Area PAC Mon., Wed. John Dubois 7 9 p.m. 884-l 808 Tues., Thurs. Trish Morrisey i ‘4-7p.m. 886-8724 Fri. 4 - 7 p.m. \

# games. Round Robin No plavoff s Round Robin No playoffs

Racquetball Cost $24.00

Non-contact, providdyour own stick Round Robin No olavoffs Low skill, equal # qf girls. Players sit in tubes, round robin, challenges.

Swimming MaylS-Juqel9 Levels lA, 1B, 2A, 2B,3

sh’oes which includes: flat shoes, no heals, no lugs, no course treads and no dark rubber. Call Waterloo Tennis Club (885-3920) after 9:00 ~ a.m. Must book 48 hours in advance naming both players and your I.D. number.,One court i hour available per booking.

Jogging and Weight Training -A free jogging and weight training kit containing mileage routes and other helpful hints is available in the Campus Recreation Off ice room 2040 PAC. , .PAC Weight Room - 2 universal gyms and assorted portable wejghts. ’

3 courts available Monday - Fiiday 9:00 a.m. 5:00 p.m. 2 courts available Monday - Friday 5:00 p.m. 1l:OO p.m. 2 courts available Saturday and Sunday 9:00 a.m. -L1l:OO p.m.

‘Squash and Racquetball - Eight singles and 2; double courts are available during open building times. One court per person will be booked 24 : hours in advance with I.D. card from PAC receptionist. Red North 8:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.

Swimming - over 28 hours of free recreational and fitness ‘swimming are available in the PAC pool. Fitness lanes, have been set up to facilitate maximum utilization of space. Check weekly pool schedules posted in the PAC.

Student lnvokementi Job Opportunities

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Diving cost $2.60

8:15 a.m. - 9:15 a.m. 11~45a.m.‘- 1:15 p.m. 4:50 p.m; - 5:30 p.~.

- Modday to Friday g-10:30 p.m.’ Saturday 2:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. \ Sunday 1:30 - 4:30 p.m. 5 1/ Golf Course - Nine hole practice co&se set up to improve your game. Located North of Columbia Fields behind the historic Brubacher House.,Come out anytime. Some clubs available through toteroom, PAC.

L!feguards $3.75/hour Updated bronze minimum qualifications. Application forms are available from PAC ’ receptionist.. Application deadline is May 8, 1981. Staff.selection made on May 11,198l at, Lifeguard meeting. 7 p.m.lnstructor’s meeting May 12,’ 1981.7 p.m. meeting in room MC 3003 Convenor/ReferNin-Chief ($50 fo’$lOO,, depending on number of teams entered) Softball-apply immediately through Peter Hopkins, Room 2040 PAC Ext. 3532.

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Official; ($4 - $4.50/game, depending on ’ experience and certification) Basketball, soccer, softball, floor h,mkey- apply . immbdi#ely through the Campus Recreation Offi,ce, room 2040 PAC. Must attend appropriate meetings. The First Clinics are: 1. Men’s Softball - Tuesday, May ?2,5:45 p.m. room 135 CC. 2. Men’s Basketball - Wednesday, May 13, 5:45 p.m. room 135 CC. 3. Men’s Soccer - Thursday, May 14,5:45 p.m. room 135 CC. Student Assistants ($200 - $4OO/term) Application forms are available for Winter 1982. Application deadline is June 26,1981. Contact Petei Hopkins room 2040 PAC for more information.

’ ’ Advar-ad, Class Min. 4 l&truction for beginners in,.racquetball. Course will be conducted at Columbia Racquet Club. Racquets and balls provided. Participants have use of Club locker room and sauna. No towels provided. Dress nonma@ing white sol@ shdes. Eye guards are mandatory. Six 40 minute lesgons over 6 w’eekperiod. Class times: Tues. 2:00 pm or Tues. 6:30 pm. Starts May 19, din+5 people, max. 15 NopIe. 1A For persons not familiar with the water. Introductory course of water orientation, buoyancy and movement skills - introduction to strokes on front i;nd back. 1B For beginners who are able to do some movement (front and back glide) in the water. Course will teach front crawl, elementary back, I self-rescue skills and introduce breast stroke and artificial respiration. 2A Swimmers should be able to swim front crawl, elementary back and surface survival. Course will improve skills to level 1B and ., teach breast stroke, side stroke, front crawl, travel stroke and \ reaching assists. I 28 Swimmers should be able to swim elementary back, froht crawl, ’ ’ breast stroke and side stroke and do a front dive. Course will include practice in these skills and teach eggbeater qll entries, back crawl and rescue recognition and treatment. ‘t* Swimmers should have a good working knowledge of all strokes and 3 an ability to swim 1O-l 2 lengths. Course will deal with perfection of strokes, surface dives and other skills in rescue situations. Bronze - Need good skills level ifl all strokes, knowledge of rescue techniques, ability to swim 1O-l 2 lengths. Award of Merit: must have bronze and Senior AR - only if enough interest. Class Times: Level lA, 1B, 28. 7:00 - 8:00 pm Tues. and Thurs. - for 5 weeks, May19-June18. ’ Level lB, 2A, 3 8:00 - 9:00 pm Tues. aqd Thurs. -for 5 weeks, MaylS-June18 Bronte 5:30 - 6:30 pm Tues. and Thurs. - May 19 - until completed. Award of Merit. 5:30 - 8:OO pm , Tues. and Thurs. - May 19 - until comdeted. Beginner qass. Candidate should be able to do a front dive off the . .l.meter board. Course is an introduction to spring board divirig and exercises associated with it. CADA tests for dive 1,2 and 3 available. ‘\Class Time: Mondays 7:00 - 8:00 pm or 8:00 - 9:00 pm. 1 Classes’ Start: Mon. Mgy 25 - for 10 weeks. . the course will provide an introduction to the basic skilis and figures. Great course foi those interested in Award of Merit or Distinction. CASSA tests for all star!evels available open to males and females 10 weeks. Class Times: Wed. 5:30 - 7:00 p.m. Class min. 8. Class starts Wed., May 20 f One day clinics for men or women who are interested in weight training to improve their overall body fitness and strength. The course ’ is designed for persons who are not familiar with using the weightroom -and will include warmup and’flexibility exerdises, basic weight exercises, how to develop your own personal program plus a practical session in the weight room. The on going training will be up to the individual however the instructor will be available throughout the term for advice.

. For Women Only - May 26, May 28, June 1, June 3 (Pick one time) 4:30 - 7:30 p.m. All classes meet in room 1001 PAC, come dressed for exercise. For Men Only - June 9,~June 16,4;30 - 7:30 pm. All classes meeting in room 1001 PAC, come dressed for exercise. Exercise lessons in which we will wdrk with the body and the mind to Yoga cost $10.00 bring about greater: physical and mental health. Class times Wed. 4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Beginner level - classes start Wed. May 20 - Dance Studio II. The following prograrhs‘have a special registration procedure. Please note ctiefully. Scuba -, Basic Certification Naui Scuba course Wed. 6:00 - 9:00 p.m. You must have Cost $85.00 medical, own?ihs, snorkle mask and above average swimming abhty. Register at 1st class May 13th, MC 3003 6:00 pm. Bring suit to first class. Cost $85.00 uoon acceotance into course. Fitness Instructor The course is designed to provide instruction in theskill of exercisg Training Course class leadership focusing on the mechanics and organizatidn of fitness Cosf $40.00 programming. Selected topics include exercise physiology as it relates to groyp clas’ses, fitness class planning and organization, components of a fitness class (i.e. warmup, flexibility, muscular strength, cardiovascular fitness, cool down). Safety exercise and music, novelty exercise programmes, participant needs an assessment. Registration - Mon. May 11,9:30 am - Red Activity Area. k Course dates - May 14,21 - 7 p.m. Mutual, May 23-24 PAC 9 - 5 p.m. Folk Dance Course

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Campus Health, Promotion - “Fitness testing and Exercise Consulting” Includes a complete fitness assessmeni, health hazard appraisal, personal fitness ‘profile, exercise prescription and personat interview. .’ For appointment, phone 884~?670. Cosi: $10.00 students, $20.,00 Faculty/Staff, % price for re-test.

Instructors ($WOlhour) Swimming, Squash, Fitness, Tennis, contact Sally Kemp at Ext. 3533 room 2050 PAC.

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Each year Campus Recreatibn employs over 6oOIstudents in various capacities. It is a I fundamental objective of Campus Recreation, that the m&e students you involve iq the organization acd admiriistration of the program, the better the program. If you want an enjoyale learning experience and at the same time earn some pocket money, please contact us ’ immediately. Pay ranges from $3.75/hour to ,* $5.OO/hour with special honorarium for ’ administrative positions. (

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Tennis - Courts are available at Waterloo ’ Tennis Club next to Seagram Stadium. Change facilities not available. To prevent damage to the courts, all players must wear proper tennis

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Flexi-Cir ci,uit - A FlAxi Circuit with 12 exercise stations is set up in the Red Activity Area for free IT time use.

Bronze - $10.00 Award - $15.00 Plus test fee

Free Time Gym (PAC) - Free open gym time set aside for pickup games or individual use. Check weekly schedules througtiout PAC, 1st .., come basis. Scheduled events take precedence. Best times are mornings and noor!, ” \ hours.

Drop+ Badminton - PAC Gym 3 (small Gym) open for pick up games on a 1st come basis. ‘Monday to Thursday 9:00 - lo:45 p.m., . Saturday 1:OO- 4:30 p.m., Sundays 1:OOL3:45 p.m. Check weekly gym schedules in PAC. _ a. Partners Board -There’; a “Looking for a Partner” board set up in the entrance to the PAC toterooh to help people find partners for squash, iracquetball, tennis or badminton. Simply sign up and play. \

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Individual Recreatidn Activities .

As determined by club. Usually daily for club members. Columbia Lake

Tues. 7:00 - 1;:OO p.m. Main Gvh~ P.A.C. Starts week of May 19 Mon. - Thurs. 5r8 pm Columbia Fields 1 & 4 Starts wbek of May 19 Mon., Tues., Wed. 5:45 - lo:45 p.m. Se&ram Stadium Starts Mon. May 25 Mondays 6:30-9:00 pm ’ ~

An interest meeting will be held on May 19th at 5:30 pm in MC 2038 to determine iflhere are enought people interested in taking this course in the spring term.

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Talented Tony Viscbnti, and the sexy sax of Wesley McGoogan were featured on album one as Hazel pleased and teased her way into every English heart. On Breaking Glass, Hazel was vibrant;, her words; the music and movement of the130’s,OnSonsand Lovers produced by Nigel Gray, who also produced the Police, and assisted by brother Neil on guitar and Wesley once again on ‘sax, Hazel stands still. Her music is mechanical, her husky vocals contrived. You’ve heard” one track, Hazel, you’ve heard them all. Wesley tries his vibrant best \and provides the only lively moments on the album, playing that magic sax on Hazel’s boy-bitter Bye Bye, a sourgrapes statement of love, and D-Days, a ditty -of today’s decadent dancing youth, also , . her big U.K. single release. ‘\ D-Days is a mover, with a. big band sound; catchy but you can’t help thinking it’s

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usually remembered to grab a sandwich and slip downstairs at noon to watch that new TV show, one of the horde of faceless replacements for off-season. It was called The Gong Show, a parody of all those tasteless talent and game shows, and the great thing about it was the completely arbitrary actions of the judges, who were apt to gong sentimental crooners and give 10’s to a couple of longhairs singing their driver’s licences. He didn’t follow the show to the end, but he stuck with it longer than he should have, past the point where they divided the acts into competitive and non-competitive, where phrases passed beyond idioms into tiresome cliches, where Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and Larry’s tuba became institutions. Nsw every two-bit old-neon and fading brick hotel has a Gong Show evening, every lowprofile social organization fundraiser, and the whole thing reeks of staleness. could have drawn some dogmatic lesson tha ut it was entirely different from the rror Picture Show. There the Y change was almost completely internal, and the only conclusion he could reach was that the optimal number of viewings was three. At the first he was charmed by the lit candles, the generally unmovielike’ audience augmenting

the dialogue with catcalls. At the second he was in on it all, initiating the friends he brought along, smiling at their astonishment. At the third - well, it was at the relatively sedate Fed Flicks, and he could actually hear the witty dialogue, enjoy the songs. But he kept on with it, and now he winces when someone puts on The Time Warp at a party, and moves to the other side of the roomand talks loudly, rattling the icecubes in his drink. Well, we could pick up his trail as he stares at a green-and-white album cover in the fall of 1979, but there’s little point: he hasn’t yet learned to shake these cult things, to step off just before they pass the Kool-Aid, to accurately tab that point at the top of the parabola where motion can in one sense be stilled, and gravity can for a moment be conquered, before the heart-stopping plummet to earth. 5%: I look about me, and everywhere see failure. Modern music is in remission, my stylus wearing holes in the chosen few; 1 have to resist the urge to smash my sister’s radio to flinders. The groups I once respected are defunct, in hiding, or performing the musical equivalent of wetting their drawers. Aridity, stagnation, decay . . . nger matters to me whether is purchased, by die-hard fans or s. What does my opinion matter? Those who have already bought it won’t want to be reminded that they made a mistake, or even worse, won’t want their faith shaken. Those that haven’t bought it will give more weight to the pr cements of daily newspapers the C FM album charts, and the advice of their buddies. ho am %to you, anyway? hope to explain to you what the Clash once meant to me, how gritty and realistic that first album felt? Yes, jel& not sounded, with a knowledge deep down that this would stand up through time. My heroes mean nothing to you-

Not that it makes much difference - much as we love exaltation and condemnation, this music won’t save or damn anyone. At worst, it’s the loss of a few bucks; at best, a few hours of pleasure. And my writings - they’re not for you, but they’re not for me, not after mourning for the poor, still corpses that make it into print after the aspiring abortionists on the production team have at them; so what purpose is this endless flailing? Accept ista or reject it; call it art or artifice, c ce, convenience or contraband; it doesn’t care, the record company doesn’t care (at these K-Tel prices, theyc be making any money), and neither do I. judgement is not upon this album but upon myself. I hereby resign from my position with is pa ritic The y have given way to an as-yet-unnamed ten-span but self-indulgence is still very much with us. The most successful products are those which allow us to pander to ourselves; and in journalism, there is an increasing amount of introspection and solipsism. My first colleague paysit homage by being subtle to the point of obscurity, and my second by righteous egocentric anger and a resignation which he will no doubt retract

tomorrow. And the Clash do their bit by contributing no fewer than thirty-seven tracks on three discs which, if you’re sharp, you can pick up for under ten bucks. We could hold our breath and dive deep, asking questions like “Are the Clash trying to conquer America or be assimilated by it?“, or “Who are they trying to kid with thislacklustre white reggae imitation?” - that last one’s cheating, by the way, and should be lumped with such pompous statements as “The Clash seem to be making a conscious effort to disavow their past by alienating their early audience,” and “In the skeletal arrangements and diverse styles on this album one can discern the same spirit they once cloaked in fiery, frantic noise.” However, even if we had the lung power, such analysis would be merely window dressing. Structure,analogy, metaphor: allare imposed from without. Sociopolitical insights are good for a laugh; pop musicology is a fiction. They can be excused, of course; we do have a paper to fill. But what it comes down to is this: if selfindulgence is the mode of the day, let us lie back and enjoy it. If you like this album, play it to your heart’s content; if you don’t, mind your own business. To say any more would be to

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publicity would attempt to teach me the fine art of sailboarding. First thing to take care of was those damned ambient water temperatures. I was handed an insulated wet . suit . Everything was made of quarter-inch spongy rubber; the pants felt like they were trying to reject me. There is a tail on the jacket which can be passed‘ under the crotch and buckled to the front; it was left’ undone to allow freedom of movement. It made me feel . -1 like a neoprene penguin. Next, the equipment: three full rigs, spread out all over the front lawn. Boards, of which there are many varieties, run about four meters long and twothirds of a meter wide. The mast plugs into the board via a flexible joint, which allows freedom of movement through the entire abovewater hemisphere; it is four and half metres long and carries a plastic tr; angular sail of-five to six square metres. Attached to the mast at chest level is an

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The first step is to balance on the board and raise the mast. chuting: oxymoron any with a hundred bucks and the ability to put one foot in front of the other can purchase a half-day’s worth of jumping off chairs prior to being loaded into a small plane and tossed out with a ’ static line attached to automatically open his chute. YOU don’t have to drive for days or have a rich friend or build your own equipment or sweat blood for years. It’s almost . . . common. NOW hold on, Prabhakar, you’re being dogmatic, contradictory and unfair. Sailboarding (in contrast to windsurfing; thedifference

opposed to observation? No one’s ever accused you of being in harmony with nature, not with a]lergies that do their best to kill you every spring and a torso that 2ooks like your Maker ran out of material halfway through. And you haven’t been in water that didn’t come out of Q nozzle for some time now. This’11 do You good. So it was that last Sunday morning, I found myself at Sailboarding Adventures, in an industrial park near the Waterloo Motor Inn. There I met Charlie Arcon, who in return for a bit of free

Sailing Clubfitartin~ up for this summer Set sail for summer! You can do so, on Columbia Lake, with a little help from your friends, the UW Sailing Club. One of the longest-standing clubs on campus, the sailors expect a membership of more than 100 enthusiasts this season, according to Peter Hopkins of Campus Recreation. The club will witness a few changes in the summer of '81. Due to the deterioration from usage, of existing styrofoam boats, the sailors approached the Federation of Students for a $5,000 loan to purchase new equipment. Thanks to the Feds and their president, Wim Simonis, the club was granted an interest free loan, to be paid backin $1,000 iustallments for the next five years. Part of the loanwas allotted to acquiring two new boats. The club has decided to add a new dimension to their program, and the remainder of the loan bought two brand new windsurfers. Experienced club members will be providing instruction in both sailing and windsurfing, throughout the summer. Someswimmingabilityis mandatory in order to use the equipment. Life jackets must be worn at all times. In addition to instructional and recreational sailing and windsurfing, the club will host miniregattas and social activities. An organizational meeting will take place Mon., May 11 at 430 in CC 135. All those interested are welcome. Further information may be obtained by contacting Ted Mallett at 885-6744, Darryn Lloyd at 885-0936, or Willi Powell at 888-6314. Hoist those sails and enjoy that sunshine!

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conious reason . Charlie soled me bv t ellinn me that an actual lesson wiuldproteed much more slowly, and in a more structured manner. Sailboarding isn’t that hard to learn; in a month, over weekends, one can probably attain a cursory proficiency. It is harder than snow or water skiing, which at rudimentary level are essentially exercises in balance. And it’s harder than sailing. In a sailboat, which requires reasonably momenta1 stupidity to tip over, one is on a stable surface, and it requires only elementary mathematics to steer. I’m simplifying, of course; but on a sailboard, one is part of a

One pulls gently on the uphaul to dump water out of the sail. aluminum boom which one then grasps the boom curves around the sail on and lets the sail fill with both sides, fdr the sailor to wind. Tilting the sail forhang onto. There are two ward will swing one way; stabilizing fins: a small one back will swing the other (the skeg) near the end, and way. a large one (the daggerSounds simple; in pracboard) inserted back of the tise, it isn’t. For one thing, mast. nobody’s holding you up. You’re holding the sail up, The other “students” and keeping the board consistedof Charlie’s sister level, and trying to steer, all Betty and his fiancee Val. at once. I only pulled the All the equipment was sail over top of me twice; loaded precariously into a most of my difficulty invan and we took off to the Laurel Creek Conservation volved keeping the sail uP Area, The lake there is a and parallel to the board. I found that I could sail small one; I could easily about 45O on either side of swim it widthwise, and I haven’t done any regular I downwind, though which direction I took seemed to swimming for over seven .depend on which side of the years. Nevertheless, it afboard I stood up on. The fords enough room to manwrong choice would push ouever without collisions. the sail out at me and force We began the lesson by me to drop it in selfattempting to stand on the defense. Any attempt by boards in the water. It was, the board-to-pick up speed of course, relatively easy to would--promptly tear the stand straddling the centre line and facing for or aft., sail out of mY hands, Even with these delays, I quickly Classical surfing st ante fetched up against the far was a bit more difficult; end of the lake, where the walking around was a dam and rocks were. After definite problem. Not only several vain attempts to does one have to take note turn around, during which of weight distribution the mast decided to pop out while one foot is off the board, but conservation of several time& 1 was forced to hop off in waist-deep momentum comes into water and tow the board play; a step forward sends around the curve of the the board back. I had the lake. misfortune to be using the Crit 600, which is faster but ’ I switched boards with not nearly as stable as the Charlie; to my relief, the boards Betty and Val had. new board was mucheasier

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complex kinetic system, which isn’t nearly as cerebral. My head knew that force exerted by the wind on the sail had to be transmitted through my feet; but my feet didn’t. The advantage of sailboarding is the combination of exhilaration and exercise. Running is great for you, but it’s all angst, pain and chaos; if you feel haven’t run good you enough. There is some achievement in taming the wind and moving somewhere using your own muscle and brain power. Whether an experienced sailor unencumbered by a wetsuit would exert himself much, I wouldn’t know, but it gave me a workout. I would have liked to end off the experience by relaxing at the Marina with a pina colada. Instead I had to settle for hot chocolate at Tim Horton’s. Then I went home and slept.

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