1981-82_v04,n33_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Friday,

March

Overeaters Anonymouswhen they aren’t hungry for no apparent reason. P.O. Box 491, Waterloo, Community Information

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heipforpeople whoeat and who go on eating binges No fees or weigh-ins. Write Ontario NZJ 4A9 or phone Centre, 579-3800.

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the theatre, Theatresports returns with another evening ot fast-paced improvised entertainment! Tickets at the door - 7%. for Feds, $1 .OO for Aliens. SCOOPS - Neilson’s Quality Ice Creamataquality price. Open Monday - Friday: 11:303:30 p.m. and Wednesday Movie Night 9 - 1O:OO p.m. Business is lit king up. K-W Probe Office Hours:Monday: 10:OOa.m. - 12 noon and I :30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m.; Tuesday: 1:30 - 3:30 p.m.; Wednesday: 10 a.m. - noon and 1:30 - 3:30 p.m.; Thursday: 10 a.m. - noon and Friday: 10 a.m. to noon. Women’s cc 149.

Centre

Office

Hours:

12 noon -

POET’s Pub - Corn& in and have a drink, afteralongweek.Pinball,coldrefreshmentsandgood company available in CPH 1327.12 noon PEERS and Friday,

Open Monday - Thursday: 1 - 3 p.m. CC 138A.

Salat-Ul-Jumua Muslim Students

1 p.m.

and relax 4:00 p.m. 3 -

8 p.m.

(Friday Prayer) Organized-by Association. 1:30 - 2:30 CC

the 110.

Vegetarian Club. Learn to prepare your favorite vegetarian dishes from around the world. Live demonstrations. For further information call 88% 7321.6:OO p.m. The Earthen Mug Coffee House. Bring a friend and chat over tea or coffee and homebaked munchies. There will be live entertainment. 8 p.m. - midnight, cc 110. Fed Two p.m.

Flicks - Rocky Horror shows Friday ,& Saturday Feds $1, Others $2.

Picture nights:

Show, 8 p.m.

AL 116. & lo:30

Spring Airs, a concert featuring university choir conducted by Leonard Enns and Chamber Choir conducted by Wilbur Maust. Sponsored by Conrad Grebel College Music Dept. Admission $3.00; students/seniors $2.00 8:00 p.m. Theatre of the Arts. Evening Concert will host the WLU Wind Ensemble, Michael Purves-Smith, conductor. Concert will be held in the Theatre Auditorium beginning at 8 p.m. Admission free and everyone welcome.

L Saturday,

March

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“Outer Limits & Other Spacy Things” by Carousel Performing Group. Anewprogrammedevised by this jroung dance company based at the University of Waterloo - for 8-12 year olds. Tickets $2.50 for i-hildrenand seniorsand$3.00forallothersat theUW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre. 1:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Spring Airs, a concert featuring UW Concert Band conducted by George Holmes. Sponsored by Conrad Grebel College Music Dept. Admission $3.00, students/seniors $2. 8:00 p.m. Theatre of the Arts. Recreation Semi-formal - “Days of Wine and Roses” in the Historian Suite at Valhalla Inn. Tickets $9 a couple available at the door (does not include dinner). 8:00 p.m. Valhalla Inn. Fed

Flicks

-- see Friday.

- Sunday, Campus Kooistra

Worship and Graham

March Service. Morbey.

28 Chaplains lo:30 a.m. HH

Rem 280.

Laurel Creek Nature Centre. Conservation Film Festival. Our annual film festival featuring interesting films on a variety of conservation and nature topics. lo:30 a.m. & 2:00 p.m. For information call 885-1368. Maranatha Christian Club invites you to worship with them. 11:OO a.m. at the Campus Centre. Check the Turnkey Desk for room number. Pastor: Ken Green. For information call 884-2850.

Danceworks ‘82 - The Dance Group’s annual presentation of faculty and student works. Sponsoredby the Dance Department and the Creative Arts Board of the Federation of Students. 2:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Bhakti Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) meditation and vegetarian feast. All welcome. Free. Further information call 888-732 1.5:OO p.m. 51 Amos Avenue. Chapel Service 7:00 p.m. Conrad Fed

Flicks

Scoops

with coffee anddiscussion Grebel College.

only

one show,

Monday,

to follow.

Wednesday,

K-W

March

31-

See Friday.

Probe

See Friday.

It is unframed, reasonable in price, and there islots of it -drawingsandpaintingsdonebystudentsinthe aesthetics studio at WLU. It is up on clotheslinesfora day-long sale, 1O:OO a.m. to 6:00 p.m. in the Concourse of the Central Teaching Building. Come and browse. WJSA intives you to their weekly featuring once again, those world Bagels. Drop by between 11:30 / 110.

at 8:00 p.m.

March

SCOOPS

29 L

Women’s

see Friday.

Centre

Office

Hours

see Friday.

The Psychology Society presents, in association with the Department of Psychology: An evening in honour of the graduating class of 1982. This event will take place at 8:00 p.m. at the Faculty Club. All psychology students, faculty and staff are invited to attend. Questions? Call 884-3441.

PEERS

K-W

Maranatha Christian Club meeting in the Campus Centre. All welcome. Check at the Turnkey Desk for room number. 7:00 p.m.

Probe

see Friday.

Raija Gaskell (Design for Textile Class) will be displaying her art in weaving. Exhibit will be in the Concourse Gallery (near Bookstore), WLU. Everyone welcome. Exhibit runs till April 8. Arts Vice

Student President.

Women’s 2:00 p.m. PEERS

Union Election. AL, 9:00 a.m. -

Centre CC 149. -

Weekly

For President 4:00 p.m.

Meeting

12 noon

see Friday.

The U of W House of Debates is holding its meetings every Monday. Come out and debate with us. You’ll have a good time. 5:30 p.m. Conrad Grebel College, Rm. 250. Arts General 7:30 p.m. HH

Meeting. 334.

All Arts

students

Bagel Brunches, famous Toronto 1:30 p.m. in CC

Chapel.

see Friday. 4:45 p.m.

Conrad

Grebel

Wednesday Night Discussion p.m.: Common Meal, 7:00 p.m.: lectures. Rem Kooistra and Chaplains. HH 280.

College. Fellowship. 5:3O Bible Study, special Graham Morbey,

The University of Waterloo Drama Department presents Samuel Beckett’s Endgame, the modern classic of life at the end of its tether. Endgame, directed by Wojtek Kozlinski, will take place in the Theatre of the Arts; curtain time is 8:00 p.m. Tickets are$3.00;studentsandseniors$2.00andgrouprates. GLOW Coffeehouse 8:30 p.m. CC 110.

(Gay

Liberation

Cinema Gratis presents Stardust p.m. Campus Centre Great Hall.

welcome. SCOOPS

Thursday, -

of Water’loo) Memories.

April

9:30

see Friday.

Film: Flying Down to Rio (U.S.A. 1933) - Dlrected by Thornton Freeland - Starring Ginger Rogersand Fred Astair. Short subject: Sergeant Swell by Chuck Menville/Len Janson. Arompacross the great Northwest with Sergeant Swell of the Mounties in a hilarious send up. Film fee $2.00, Students/seniors $1.50 plus 50a one-night membership. Availableat thedoor.8:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre.

K-W

The Computer Science Club presents Dr. Peter Deutsch of the Xerox Palo Alto Research Centre, California, on “Smalltalk, An Object-Oriented Programming Language”( see BYTE, August 1981 for more details.) MC 5158, 8:30 p.m. Everyone wmlcome. Tea and Doughnuts served.

Music at Noon will feature Boyd McDonald, fortepiano. Concert will be held in theTheatre Auditorium at 12 noon. Admission free and everyone welcome.

- Tuesday, Scoops

March

30 -

see Friday.

Village II presents an end of term pubfeaturingyork Road. Doors open at 9:00 p.m. Villagers$2, others$3. K-W

Probe

see Friday.

Womdn’s

Centre

Arts End $100.

of Term

Hours

see Friday.

Pub

2-6 p.m.

373-378.

Poet’s

Pub

PEERS

Endgame

see Friday.

see Friday. of Debates

Friday,

see Monday.

Poet’s

See last Friday.

Centre Pub

April

See last Friday.

Probe

Women’s

Office

Hours

See last Friday.

I Used Book Sale sponsored by the KW Canadian Federation of University Women. 12 noon - 9:00 Includes Auction 6-6:30 p.m. Hilliard Hall, First United Church, Waterloo.

p.m.

Vegetarian

Lounge,

see Friday.

All Knight Marathon in the CampusCentre Games Room. Midnight tonight to 8:00 a.m. Friday morning. Free munchies, free pinball every hour. A Games Room T-shi;t for lasting the full 8 hours.

Beth Jacob Congregation of Kitchener & WJSA invite you to join in their weekly study of Chumash (Bible). 8:00 p.m. Beth Jacob Synagogue, 161 Stirlifib. Avenue, Kitchener. FormoreinfocallMark742-2782.

in the Lower 11:30 p.m.

Waterloo Christian Fellowship Banquet. Join us for our last meeting of the term around the theme Sacrifice. 4:30 - 7:00 p.m. St. Michael’s Parish Hall.

PEERS

Gays of WLU Coffeehouse Seminar Bldg. WLU. 8:30 -

Hours

-- see Wednesday.

The Hunger Project: Slide presentation on Ending Hunger by the year 2,000. Discussion. All welcome. EL 108.7 - 8 p.m.

The Pavlova Celebration with Starr Danias, principal ballerina for the Joffrey Ballet, and featured dancer in the film The Turning Point - with a full company of dancers. Tickets: $10.50; Students/ Seniors $9.00 from UW Arts Centre Box office, Humanities Theatre. 8:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre.

Office

see Friday.

U of W House

K-W Beer

see Friday.

Centre

SCOOPS

Office

T le film Greed will be shown by the WLU English Dept. at 2:30 p.m. in Rm. 2E7 of the Arts Bldg. Discussion to follow. Everyone welcome. PEERS

Probe

Women’s

see last Friday.

Salat-Ul-Jumua Endgame

Club -

see last Friday. -

see last Friday.

see Wednesday.

Evening Concert at WLU will feature the WLU Orchestra, Michael Purves-Smith, conductor. ^ ^^ Concert will be held in the Theatre Auditor1 Admission is free and everyone welco

FederatiA of Students P of theu

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END OF TERM PUB with

Federation of Students presents. ,.

featuring Count Steve formerly of ,the Villians Wednesday; Mar. 31 mWaterloo Motor Inn Feds pay only $2.00 * Aliens pay $3.00

A service of the Federation

of Students

PEERS Centre l

Do you need someone to talk to in a relaxed and confidential setting? Are you aware of the campus and community professional services available to you? Do you need information on any aspect of University life (social events, campus bureaucracy).

HAVE YOU GOT THOSE

Income Tax Blues? WE CAN HELP... Cl 0 0 0

Answer income tax questions Reveiw completed income tax forms Provide general information Supply blank tax forms

H & R BLOCK will be in the Great Hall in the Campus Centre: 10:00 am to 3:00 pm on Monday, March 29th - Tuesday, March 30th and Wednesday, March 31st.

Come and see us in the Campus Centre, room 138A;ext. 2330

A free feelpaying

Students Helping Students General Meeting fornew volunteers: Sunday, April 4,1982 7:30 p.m. Room 135 in the Camnus Centre

service only members

.SCOOPE.RS

Applications

was not achieved at Students’ Council meeting of March 21, 1982. The following representatives were absent without an excuse. If you come across any of them, please encourage them to attend the meeting ‘! _ this Sunday: J. Paul Grenier Dave Sopuch Rod Currie Sean Mullarky Robert Ellibt John Ecker

Math, ’

for Federation provided by the:

eeded For The Summer:

Eve yone Wellcome!

~ Quorum

Arts Reg. Eng. Winter Math Reg. Co-op, Winter Renison St. Jerome’s

available at the Fed Office.

me Creative Arts Board of the Federation of Students, and the University of Waterloo I

Dance Group Present: f

2 PM.

Sunday, March 28th Humanities Theatre $3.00 (StuBen. $2.50)

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’ Village life g-ets softer On the tushie Cutbacks here at the University of Waterloo are going to be a tender issue, or should that be “tissue”? Plans are underway to convert Village I to roll toilet paper from the previous, hated interlocking sandpaper variety. This conversion has been planned for the past two years, says Village I manager Jack Dunnington. This changeover, estimated to cost $4,000 per term, was apparently sparked by complaints, many from female residents. Washrooms on the women’sfloors have first priority because as Dunnington figures, “girls have more tender bums.” By the end of June, the entire village will have soft, roll toilet paper. However, there does not appear to be any plans to discontinue the issue of pillows to cut expanses as Carleton University is doing. Starting in September, Carleton’s Housing and Food Services will no longer issue pillows, blankets or bedspreads. A plan to cease distribution of toilet paper was axed last year by the residence council, Rideau River Residence Association. The decision not to give out bedding was made for economy, says Carleton Housing Director Dave Sterritt. Rising replacement costs. cleaning costs, and the cost of employing people to issue and collect these items currently costs the Housing department ab~out nine dollars per student per school year. A new distribution method has apparently saved money on toilet paper this year at Carleton. Maintenance Co-ordinator Bruce Gilliland told Carleton’s residence newspaper, The Resin, that the new policy has resulted ina decreased consumption of about 20 per cent. Students who need more tissue fill out a format the service desk and wait for maintenance people to deliver the needed paper. j Through to the end of January, there have been almost 2,500 fewer rolls of toilet paper used this year than the same period last year. This has saved Carleton an average of $2 IO per month. Roger Theriault

Pinball

machine

March 8th began the Campus Centre Games Room VideoTournament. First prize was a pinball machine. The initial fifty competitors played one game every day for a week, and after competing on seven video machines the field was narrowed down to four finalists. Tied for first were Paul Ardell, Kevin Picoff. George Sorensen and Harry Schwegal.

Engineers

tilts in favor of Ardell

In the finals, each competitor competed on three video machines each, Berserk, Centipede and Pacman, which were picked at random. Paul Ardell and Kevin Picoff were still tied for first place. Another tension-filled round was played, each on three different randomly chosen video games. Paul Ardell emerged victorious, and was presented with his machine (above). Kevin Picoff placed

second and George Sorensen third, both of whom won watches that featured a Space Invaders game. In fourth place was Harry Schwegal, who won a games room T-shirt. Competitors who placed 5th, lOth, 15th and 20th also received Games Room T-shirts. Seven LPs were also awarded for the highest scores on each video game in tournament Wanda Sakura Play*

to pay to stop cutbacks?

QEMF stands for Quality of Education Maintenance Fund. It is an attempt by UW

Engineering ‘A’ council to declining quality of education.

alleviate

the

A motion to establish the fund was passed at the March 9 meeting of the council. The motion cites continued government underfunding as the cause of the problems. If ratified by a student referendum later this year the engineers will impose an extra fee of $50 per term on themselves to establish the QEMF. The funds for QE M F will be collected from all engineering students on return from their work term. It would amount to a total of $350 over the course of anengineer’seducation. The council decided not to charge first year students the extra fee because it might decrease accessibility. It is expected that the amount of money flowing into the fund will total $200,000 each year. QEM F money will be used for purchasing better and more moderr equipment, to increase the number and qu; lity of teaching assistants, and to provide initial capital for a building fund. Control of the fund would be done by a student-faculty committee, of which students would be in the majority. A suggested formula for allocating QE M F, as reported in the Iron Warrior, an engineering student newspaper, would split 80 per cent of the money between the various departments

Sci- and EngSoc ‘Tis Spring. when a society’s heart turns to elections. Both SciSoc and Engsoc A held elections in March for the fall term. EngSoc elected Jeff Cox as President. Other positions were filled by Brian Demoe, Vice President; David Rhead, Tresurer; and Robert Rich-

based on total enrolment. The remaining 20 per cent would go to special projects and first year equipment. Douglas Wright, UW’s president, thinks the move is a “truly responsibleaction on their (the students) part . . . it is very commendable.” Wright applauds the engineering students for realizing the problems and then taking positive action. He feels that the money will help. The move to impose an additional fee to improve education standards is similar to one taken at the University of Toronto about a month ago. The engineering faculty there asked studentstoapprovea$lOOadditionalfee each year to augment money coming from the university administration. In addition, the dean’s “discretionary”fund at the University of Toronto, expected to be about $225,000 annually, will be handled by the faculty deans. At Waterloo, the students will control it. The two engineering groups (Streams “A” and “B”) are expected to vote on the proposal in July and October, so it will be at least seven -months before the scheme is implemented. Fifty per cent of the approximately 3,300 engineers must vote on the issue and it must gain a two-thirds majority to pass.

elect ekecs

ardson, Secretary. SciSoc’s new president is Rod Barr. Mike Van Oort won the vice-presidential position; Byron Besharah and Kevin Dallaire will be Treasurer and Secretary, respectively. SciSoc had a 17 per cent voter turnout. the highest they’ve ever had according to

Chief Keturning Officer Chris Matthews. Matthew: attrib,uted the results to the high number of Chemistry students who voted. All the elected are 3B chemistry students. Though new SciSoc executivaes don’t take office until August, they are making plans already. Cathy McBride

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News from the front: Today our brave, fighting staffers took new territory as the shocktroops in the national war against inflation. Chris Bauman, Roger Theriault and Cliff Goodmanconfiscateda store of barrels useful for those who cannot afford clothes. Preston Gurd, Wendy Goer, and Brian Farrance captured a ton of automatic belt-tightening devices. Fraser Simpson, Angela Moore, and Scott Murray all bit enemy bullets. (No “friendly fire”here, folks!) The local welfare office was stormed and occupied by soldiers under the command of Marney Heatley, Linda Carson, and Dave Anjo, and all the bureaucrats were forced to eat soggy Kraft dinners. Jim Gardner and Randy Hannigan have been collecting and distributing CARE packages to unemployed factory workers. The International Red Cross, led by John W. Bast, John Christman, John McMullen and John Curtis inspected the refugee camps set up for doctors from war-torn OHIP. Wayne Hughes, Anna Lehn, and Randy Hannigan fought their way throughajungleof red-tape and rescued fifty senior citizens from starvation (who had been surviving on cat food). Alex (Sassenach) Bielak and Sylvia Hannigan broadcast appeals to a dugin battalion of bankers to surrender since we had them surrounded. Todd Schneider and Cathy McBride helped seven economists to defect to our side. And Peter Saracino, Supreme Allied Commander, has just ordered a frontal assault on poverty, backed by the Bruce County Farm Survival Association, which he is sure will bring the enemy to his knees. However, all is quiet on thecampusfront

GEC

Letters Some profs deIight in obscurity - don’t be deceived

To the editor: The alchemists must be exposed! There is a group of professors on campus who aim not to impart knowledge of their craft, but to disguise it. They delight in a willful obscurity about theircraft,inordertowithholdtheirskillsfrom profane onlookers. The leader of this ‘cult’ is a man named Spalding, D. Brian Spalding. At the most obscure part of a lecture an alchemist will inevitably invoke the name of Spalding. They will show formulae purporting to model turbulence. These formulae spring forth fully formed from the flow, without the benefit of derivation. Do not be deceived! T-he purpose of these formulae is to confuse! If any of your professors begins to speak of Spalding show him your luger. He will go away. Raoul Duke

Visa students hurt by C.S. restrictions To the edifor: I am writing in response to the recent hullabalu on the restriction of CS courses in Spring ‘82 to Co-op student only. 1 do not intend to condemn the Department of Computer Science for their ‘well-validated’ actions; why should I‘? After all I am not a CS

Ads

that

tell

it like

it is Part

Friday, student. neither am 1 a Math student. But seeing my brothers’ and sisters’ anguish is enough to prompt me to write this letter. 1am not about to go intogreat lengths on the issue of CS restrictions. I fully understand the Dept.‘s dilemma and respect their decision (only this once!). Instead, I amabout to pose a few questions to those at the top regarding visa students. It is a well known fact that most foreign students do not go home during the Spring term (even the CS Dept. officers realize that). This can beattributed to thefollowingreasons: 1) Hikes inairline tickets have made travel to and from our homeland uneconomical (considering opportunity costs). 2) In light of the Federal Government’s cutback on .transfer payments to the provinces on education, many visa students would want to complete their program as soon as possible to avoid having to pay the full chunk of education costs. inevitably. Bear in mind that visa students are now paying double that of most Canadianstudents. And the fact that most of the visa students are from developing countries, meaning that the cost of living is not comparable to Canada’s, adds an extra pinch on the pocket.

March

26,1982.

Imprint

Election Day is Today! -For

Editor andProductionManager

The following people are voting staff members of Imprint and are requested and urged to attend theStaff Meeting, 1:30 p.m. Today, in CC 140. If anyone believes him/ herself to be a staff member and is not listed here, please see the Editor prior to the meeting.

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John McMullen John Christman Dianna Mair Wanda Sakura Virginia Butler Terry Bolton Mark Taylor Todd Schneider Julie George Randy Hannigan Anna Lehn Paul Zemokhol Raymond Eng Ed Kristofek Peter Luscombe Wayne Hughes Katherine Suboch Susan Montonen

Cathy McBride Ann&Marie Hubbard Roger Theriault Nathan Rudyk Prabhakar Ragde Chris Bauman Cliff Goodman Lois Abraham John Curtis Dave Petrasek

Dave Peter . Cathy Perry Fraser Linda George Angela

Dubinski MacLeod Tyroler Domzella Simpson Carson Elliott Clarke Moore

One.

“We asked ad/men how Gulp Canada could better ‘communicate’ with fellow Canadians.” -

After laughing at our little joke about “communicating”, several of these highly-paid con artists shared a few insights with US. Although they talked politely about the million’s of dollars oil companies have spent on promotiorl in Canada every year, they sneeringly scolded us for the results: we in the energy industry have ended tip with a public 1 image as heartwarming as Godzilla and as trustworthy as Richard ‘Nixon, “That’s to be expected,” they say, “when you let oil executives say what they think.” Well, we’ve learned our lesson; we now know we can’t cover up our failure to explain the oil business to the public merely with life-style ads and by filling in the dead time on hockey broadcasis. People are wanting to know more about the petroleum industry than is good for them [or us]. It’s time for us to put dazzle back into the mystery of energy. . That’s comments lea+ding

Bob

Fibber,

Ulrector-Lommunlcatror

is, !Up

uil Canada

Ltd.

, “People know they’re igl torant abdut business. But keep hurling buzz-words and flashing images at them; no matter how much TV they watch, they’ll never be able to piece it together and they’ll start believing their ignorance is their own fault.” -Knowlton Rambler, famous TV doublespeaker

“In thirty or sixty seconds on TV, there’s no way you can tell the truth about yourself, SO don’t worry. Sound honest and sincere in your tone of voice, and people won’t even listen to your words.” -Barbara What?, much-heard radio interrogator

“Throw in lots of pictures of StarWars@ type machinery working over god-forsaken wilderness and desolation. People don’t get ecologically worried about moonscapes. ” -Pierre Worthless, lustrous tabloid-monger

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FOR RESOURCES

why

we elicited these from the country’s sorcerers of hype. -a .,“l *

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Keep cool when coping CUP (Silhouette) Call it clutching, choking or plain old panicking under pressure. Whatever the aggravating circumstances, your brain (actually, the stress-producing thoughts in it) activates your body’s “fight or flight” responses - your muscles tense, your pulse races, your hands shake, you perspire excessively, your vdice squeaks, your stomach churns, you go blank, you freeze. Whther it’s a speech, an exam, a report in class,ajob interview or an audition, panicking can lessen your self-esteem and can even limit your career options. When it happens to people, they typically think they’re the only person frightened, weak, or stupid enough to panic. Butinfactfewofuscomethroughintheclutchatalltimesinall circumstances. Most of us have a clutch spot - a particular kind of situation that causes us to feel more anxious thanisconducive to our best performance. A little tension is a good thing. It stimulates you to do yourbest. Without any tension life would be drab and unstimulating,‘and your achievements would be comparatively limited. Problems arise only if the body’s stress response is activated too often, in inappropriate circumstances, or when circumstances in your life result in more stress at one time than you can handle. How can you prevent such an over-reaction? Prevention is the best strategy. Identifying your fears, learning to relax, and changing your thinking will help you un-learn panic responses. Skills and experience also count. Physically, you can reduce stress through deep breathing techniques, relaxation training or any other method that works for you. Mentally, it helps to separate your performance from your self-esteem. Fear of failure will interfere with success. You should focus on the thought that whatever situation you are facing is just another task. To the extent that it becomes more than that it will become too important, and you may clutch. With practice, you can learn to catch a negative thought (“I’m going to fail”) and, in a millisecond, replace it withadifferent one (“With the amount of studying I’veactuallydone, I will beable to pass”). Auother technique, having identified your fears, is to practise dealing with them in advance. Experts suggest active rehearsal of appropriate responses in front of supportive people. Since one source of stress is the fear of a new situation or the uncertainty of an untried response in a familiar but stressful situation, active rehearsal allows you to transfer skills and responses you’ve developed in relatively relaxed circumstances to your clutch spot. Such rehearsal is an important component of stress management counselling. If you’re caught by surprise in the middle of a clutch situation without the benefit of advance planning, the first thing to do is slow down - slow your speech, breathe deeply, relax, and focus your thoughts on the task at ha%d. The trick is toidentifythefact that you’re clutching and accept it as normal. Then it will begin to dissipate. Perspective. and a sense of humour will help. If youcan learn not to get upset about the small stuff, then all you have to remember is that it’s all small stuff! The amount of stress you experience inanysituation is usually proportional to the difference between your expectations (often too high) and your perceptions of how you’re doing (usually too low). Since fear throws your judgement off, you may perceive what you know as inadequate; your second’s silence as a twominute gap; or your barely wavering voice as a screeching falsetto. Remember that you will magnify your weaknesses far more than your audience will.

Coping Strategies

In addition to recognizing and changing your negative thoughts, learning and practising relaxation and rehearsing response alternatives (all of whichare involved in thecounselling of stress). Other coping strategies have been found to beeffective for controlling and reducing stress reactions. Some of these foliow:

Set priorities and then do what you can. Divide your tasks into three categories: essential, important, and trivial. Forget about the trivial. Ask or hire others to do tasks you can farm out. Learn to say “no” to requests that will overload your time or stress budget, or divert you from what you consider most important. Be satisfied with a less than perfectjob if thealternative is not getting the job done at all.

Organize your time. Pace yourself by scheduling your tasks, allowing time for unexpected interruptions. Figure out what part of the day you are most productive, and do your essential and important tasks then. Allow yourself time to replenish your energy and motivation by including social and recreational activities you enjoy in and of themselves.

Try “clean living”. Don’t overindulge rn alcohol or otheFdrugs to relax, enjoy yourself or to induce sleep. Eat regular, well-balanced meals to guarantee a ready energy reserve. Exercise regularly to improve both your stamina and ability to relax. Get sufficient sleepand rest since fatigue increases your susceptibility to stress.

Choose “fight or flight”. Don’t be afraid to express anger. but learn how and when to do it. Hidingangeriseven morestressful thanlettingit out becauseit continues to smolder inside you. Express your anger assertively rather than aggressively. Choose your quarrels, however. Don’t \ hassle over little things.

When fighting or expressing fleeing: take a break, take a walk and re-energise yourself. You can you tend to believe that you are wrong.

with stresses

anger is inappropriate, try - do something to compose also give in once in a while if usually right and others are

reduce stress by separating your performance from your ego. This becomes easier if you realize that your worth is independent df what you do.

Talk it out. Problems usually seem much worse if you carry their b.urden alone. Talking to a trusted friend, relative or counsellor canhelp yqu sort thitigs out, and unload some of the burden. If things are bad, don’t hesitate to seek professional counselling.

Get outside yourself. Stress causes people to turn into themselves and focus unduly on their own problems, magnifying them in the process. Try doing something for someone else, or finding something other than yourself or your own accomplishments to care about. Be more tolerant and forgiving of yourself and others.

Approval Give yourself approval. People under stress often look to others to tell them they’re worthwhile, and expect to be judged only for their accomplishments. As mentioned earlier, you can

Proposed Reconstitution< of the.Campus Centre Board As a result of initiatives taken by the Presidents of the Student Societies of the University, and following consultation with the President of the University, a proposal has been developed for reconstituting a Board for the Campus Centre. The proposal is published in full below, and comments are invited. Written comments should be submitted c/o Ms. Emily Barnes, of the University Secretariat, Room 3060, in Needles Hall. If the volume andnature of the comments warrant, apublicmeeting may be held to review the proposal. If not, the proposed new structure will be implemented.

Term of Office The term of office of elected members is one year. No member may serve for more than two years on the Campus Centre Board. (Membership on the previous Campus Centre Board will be counted as servide.) If three consecutive meetings are missed without being excused by the Chairperson, a vacancy shall be declared.

Election

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University of Waterloo Campus Centre Board (1982) The Campus Centre is a building ‘which houses services of interest to the entire university community. The bank, barbershop, post office, cafeteria and pub are patronized heavily by all groups on campus. ather areas such as the Great Hall and the rooms off the Great Hall, and the Games Rooms, are patronized almost exclusively by students. In recognition of the fact that studentsaretheprime users of the latter mentioned areas, a Campus Centre Board is proposed on which students predominate. It is not intended by this that the Boardconcern itself exclusively with policies and programs that interest only students; in fact, oneobjectiveof the Board might beto attract more faculty and staff to the Campus Centre.

Terms of Reference of the Campus Centre Board In accordance with University policies, within the resources available, and within the areas not now assigned to tenants, to the Federationof Studentsand to Food Services; 1. Determine the programming for the Centre. 2. Determine the services to be offered in the Centre. 3. Determine the criteria for the allocation and use of space. 4. Determine the hours of opening of the Centre and of t?a various services in it. 5. As requested, advise the management of the Campus Centre through the Director of Administrative Services. 6. Submit a Report to the President in February of each year.

Membership -

8 places for undergraduate students: 1 place for students elected in each of Arts, Engineering (A), Engineering (B); Environmental Studies, HKLS, Integrated Studies, Mathematics and Science. - 1 elected graduate student -the Director of Administrative Services -Chairperson to be elected from amongst members - 3 Non-voting Observers: - President, Federation of Students - the Campus Centre Manager 1 representative elected from the employees of the Campus Centre

Procedures

Elections will be held in March each year (and in May, if required, for co-op students). Elections to fill vacancies will be held at the discretion of the,Board. a) Election of Undergraduate Student Representatives (i) Elections of undergraduate students shall be the responsibility of the undergraduate student organization (normally the Society) within each faculty. Where more than one organization operates within a faculty, the presidents of each of the organizations together will develop the election procedure. (ii)Should an undergraduate student society fail to meet its responsibility to run elections, within the election period designated, the Federation of Students shall run the electionforthefaculty. b) Election of the Graduate Student Representative The election of the grbduate student representative is the responsibility of the Graduate Student Association.

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members, plustheDirectorof or his designate.

Open Meetings The meetings of the Campus Centre Board will be open unless the Board moves into Confidential Session by a majority vote. I’/

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Th;! President of the University, when possible in consultation with the Chairperson of the Campus Centre Board, may alter, reverse, or institute practices andproceduresrelatedtotheCampusCentreBuiIding and the Board as he/she deems necessary in the circumstances.

’ Interim Arrangements for Campus Centre Board It is intended that a new Campus Ceirtre Board should be in place no later than May of this year. It is proposed that the individual Student Societies would hold elections as soon as practicable to choose their representatives on the new Campus Centre Board. Since it may not be practicable, in some cases, for such elections to be held until September of 1982, it is proposed that for the period until such elections can be held, the Presidents of the individual faculty Societies would appoint interim Board members until such elections are held.

- Classif!ied El II I 18th USED BOOK SALE B Friday, April 2. Noon - 9 p.m. with Auction 6 - 6:30 p.m. Preview 5:30 p.m. Saturday, April 3. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. with Children’s Sale at 9 a.m. Edna Staebler’s Sauerkraut available both days.

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For Sale SCUBAgearU.S.D.3000PSl Tank. V.S.D. Reg. Dacor B.L. Power Inflator, Knife weight belt. depth and pressure gauge. 743-7664.

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New Yamaki 6 string guitar with hard case $250, Mandolin $75, Newer sofa and chair, grey contemp. $I 85, Plans $3 - $15, Car Roof Rack $10, Electric Lawn Mower $30, Suede long coat with hood, danish made, good condition $80. 745-7474.

WATPUBS Suinmer Term 19$2 Toronto May 5, 1982 The Jo11y Miller May 12, 1982 The Br mswick H Ouse

Motorcycle Helmet. Shoe 1 S12 full face. Size medium. Clean white, clear visor. Used only four months. Gord 579-565 I.

Calgary May 582 Westgate H )tel on Bow Trail May 1282 Highlander Hotel in the “Fling Room” 16 Ave. N.W.

Immaculate silver 1977 Celica GT liftback. Showroom condition. Megnesium wheels, stereo, new tires, service record, etc. A really beautiful, yet economical sports car. For to view, an appointment please call 885-0557.

Ottawa May 6, 1982 Molly McGuires May 13, 1982 Stoney Mondays

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May 5, 1982 The Annex on Bishop St. (Above St. Catherine St.) May 12, 1982 Grand Boc Brasserie (Across from Place Ville Marie)

Small car up to $3,500. Volvo, VW Rabbit, Toyota, Etc. Leave details and phone after 5. Phone 576-I 195. Parmi.

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Will do light moving with a small truck. Also rubbish removal. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff 884-283 I. Prepare Now for spring. Bicycle tune ups. $20 and up. Pick up and delivery $1 per trip. Fast service. For more information call: Steve Cornail, 885-2875.

TYPing IBM Selectric; Experienced Typist; Reasonable Rates; Engineering Symbols, will pickup and deliver. Mrs. Lynda Hull 579-0943.

25 years experience; no math reasonable rates; papers; Westmount area; call 7433342. Experienced typist; curate work. IBM Lakeshore village. able rates. 885-1863.

fast, acSelectric. Reason-

Experienced typist. Fast, accurate service. Carbon ribbon with lift-off correction. Satisfaction guaranteed. Reasonable rates. 576-l 284.

Housing Aviilable Furnished 4 bedroom house to sublet. May-Aug. - includes dishwasher, washer, dryer, large yard, grass cutting. For further info phone 579-3693.

separate entrance and bath. Teakettle, toaster, frig available, but no cooking. 5 minute walk to either university. $23 weekly. Mrs. Dorscht 204 Lester Street. 884-3629. House to Sublet. May to Sept. 5 minutes from University. Rent $350 plus utilities. For more information call 8861155. Sunnydale Townhouse tb sublet May to Aug ‘82. $370, month, 4 bedrooms, completely furnished with beautiful decor. Call 886-0694 soon or you may be out of luck! In comfortable home, one single and one double room.

Across . 1. It can be agreeably 4. 8. 9. 10. 12. 14. 16. 17. 18.

du sport ure et organisation Structure and Organization i 25 mai au 11 juin II 25 juin au 8 juillet I May 25 to June 11 II June 25 to July 8

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Drinking cups ruin the gums. (4) A state of alarm will confuse tot in diaper. (1 1) Weight of a leopard. (5) Deftly created lace at an amazing rate. ( I 1) Right: Carol will arrange where the rodeo is held. (6) Many sheep eat greedily. (4) Give adequate opportunity and nab Lee, perhaps. (6) Fish spirit, by the sound of it. (4) A little bit of broken crate. (5) Strange reply left out what- might be needed for the cremation. (4) Answers to last issue’s Crossword: Across: 1. Rope 3. Sunder 8. Tic 9. Uniform IO. Flower Pots 13. Locomotion 15. Restive 17. Gin 18. Maxims 19. Trap Down: I. Ratify 2. Piccolo 4. Unimproved 5. Duo 6. Rime 7. Eudemonism 1 I. Trigger 12. Unsnap 14. Cram 16. Six. 1.

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carried. this type of sickness. (6) Fatal chemical contains a powder. (4) Martian shopkeeper‘? ( 1 1) Four locked in iron - or more than four. (4) Blame wrongly for very crispy toast. (5) Gets very close with the listener between the two poles. (5) Yet it could be sweet. (4) How the star pupil shone‘? (1 I) It could sail out over the water, filling another net. (4) Sell part of a piano, say. (6)

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Townhouse to sublet May to August. Two bedrooms. one room in basement. Parking. swimming pool, close to Parkdale Plaza, 20 minute walk to U of W. Furniture available if wanted. Rent - $3001 month cable included. If interested, call Kathy at 888-7356.

by Fraser Simpson

Espagne/Spain

July

Apartment to sublet. May August. I large bedroom facilitates two. Furnished, utilities included. Rent negotiable. 15 minutes from U of W. Contact Patty Strubel 185 King street north, Waterloo.

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Large 3-bedroom townhouse with private entrance, available April 25 - Sept. 1st. Located away from the Sunnydale jungle, but only 20 minutes walk from U of W. Asking $3001 month. Call 886-7436. New townhouse available May/’ Sept. Washer & Dryer in unit. Luxury building. 3 bedroom. University & Phillip. 884-5555 or 884-0927. Townhouse to sublet from May - Sept., 2 bedroom, large basement, pool, $295, month & utilities. 884-9906. Apartment to share - TORONTO - female only, 2 story renovated older home near Huron and Bloor. Furnished, friendly atmosphere. $275, month, phone Jill (416) 9604733. Cosy 2 bedroom apartment downtown Kitchener on mainline No. 7 busroute; laundry facilities available: available May 1st. Call after 6 p.m. 742-8958. Large two bedroom apartment available for summer term. Partly furnished and near U of W. $240/month. Call 886-7 1 16. Wanted: 1 person (male or female) to share two bedroom fully furnished apartment for summer; available May* lst, five minutes walk from W LU, fifteen minutes from U of W; all utilities included, parking, laundry facilities; only $ !OO/ month, if interested call Marc at 884-20 I I, after 6 p.m. Apartment to sublet - may to August. Spacious onebedroom apt. 10 minutes walk from U of W. Phone884-2950. Roommate needed to share two-bedroom married students apt. May-July. Rent $145 per month. Call 888-6478.

universities. Free parking. Call Mrs. Wright 885-1664.

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believe that sealing is a vital part of the Newfoundland economy. Nothing could be further from the truth! Newfoundland Premier Brian Peckford has stated that “an end to the seal hunt would not be damaging to the provincial

I wouldlike tostart off’b_vmentioninga~feu~factsregarding __ - this article. The first *fact is this: I believe that the seal hunt should be banned. The second.fact is that some of the data Mill cor& from the Greenpeace.foundation. ThereforelJou wouldexpect this article to be totalljv biased and nothing but a piece of propaganda. Wrong. What I Hillattempt to do ispresentfactsandleave the outcome totally up to .vou, the reader. It is of no use-for me to influence jyour opinion. Your opinion must comefrom 1’0~ and you alone.

mation). In 1976 5.5 million dollars were gained through the seal hunt. Three thousand and forty-five landsmen were involved in the hunt. The table on this page (Table I) was composed by D.L. Dunn. In 1976 the Newfoundland Government issued 7,819 seal ing licenses. However, less than 4,000 sealers earned any monev at all from the hunt. The chart on this page (Table II) was prepared for (3anada’s East Coast Sealing Industry.

The hunting of seals been done for centuries many different reasons. reasons vary from cultural, exploitation for profit glamour.

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The reasons for hunting seals prior to the mid 1900’s were very simple. The seals were a good sburce of food and clothing. The Inuit used (and still do in some cases) the furs for clothing since the skin of the seal is waterproof. The meat of the seal is rich in nutrients and vitamin C. The Inuit also used the bones for knives and other utensils. Therefore when the seal was killed it Gas used to its fullest extent. Today we use the fur of the baby seal for coats and jackets, which are exclusive to the high fashion market. The market for seal furs, is becoming smaller and smaller. Several countries have banned the sale of seal skins. These countries include Germany, France, and \ the United States of America. At the present time the European Economic Community (EEC) is seriously considering the ban on the sale of seal turs. If the EEC bans this sale then there will only be two major countries that will

Table II ’ 1976 Fisheries and Marine 98, by 7. L. Dunn Gross Income

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0 1.00 to 100.00 101.00 to 200.0 20 1.oo to 500.00 501.00 to 1000.00 Over 1001 .OO since approximately 1950, is to walk onto the ice floes where the seals are. The mother is chased away from her pup (sometimes it is not possible to chase the mother away, therefore the pup is killed in front of its mother) at which point the hunter will club the pup once into an “unconscious” state. Then it will be clubbed a second time to kill it. Thisis the law but it is not always followed. The pup is then skinned and left on the ice. A report was prepared for the Canadian Government’s C0mmitte.e on Seals and Sealing and also for the Candian Federation of Humane Societies by veterinary pathologists Dr. Harry Rosell (a pathology professor at the University of Ottawa and Executive Director of the Canadian Council on Animal

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allow for sales of seal skins. These two countries are Canada and Norway. Is is worth it to kill the baby seals for only two countries? In the past the method of hunting a seal was to shoot the seal with a high powered gun (this was used by single hunters killing three or less). This method was a slow process for mass killing but it was a humane method.

Today a greater number of seals are killed per year. The Canadian government has allowe’d 180,000 harp and hooded seals to be hunted each The year in early March. method that has been used

Care) on the 1977 seal hunt. Seventy-six pups were examined after death. The results were 14% found to be in a state of “unconsciousness” which was not instantaneous in 10 animals. Alsq, at least in six killings, a gaff was used, which is strictly illegal. The baby pups were born in late February or early March. They cannot swim or protect themselves due to their age. The pups are hunted at this time because at the end of March their coats will moult in preparation for the spring migration north. Is it humane to kill any animal solely for one product that is used by only a few people (especially using this method)?

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Landsmen receiving this Income 30.4 32.9 12.6 14.7 7.0 2.4

As can been seen, 63.3% of the Landsmen made less than $100.00, and 75.9% made $200.00 or less. The following is part of an article which appeared iii the Montreal Gazette on March 28/81 on page 24. . . . 52 j’r. o/d Mae Clarke lives in a small to\\*n called Cottells Cove, Ne\~:foundland. The population is 90. Like most .families in this area Mat’s .fami!lT is large. He has eight bo-\?s andfour girls to -feed and clothe. From Ma-l? to December Mat and his \iT(fe are .fulltime .fisherpersons. From the months qf‘ late December to earl)? March, the.famil>t lives on earnings saved and uner&ploymen t insurance. Mat collects $260.00 every tl\lo titeeks and his wife collects $180. ever)* tMlo Mleeks.

Table I Canada’s East Coast Sealing Industr?~, 1976 Fisheries and Marine Service /ncz’ustrjt Report Number 98 Type of Work Number Value Added ($) Employed Work 3045 Landsmen 702,000 796 Small Ships 1202,474 Large Ships 189 1060,907 Other* 86,410 36 Sub Agents 26,892 67 Agents 252,960 61 Meat Processors I 10,800 55 Pelt Processors 1752,000 Fresh Meat sales 302,635 4,249 5497,078 * The Dunn Report does not explain who received this amount,

March

From earlj, March to late April Mat Clarke is a sealer. Last year he caught 42 pelts qf tilhich 9 Myere spoiled by the trading compan?j. The pri&e for pelts range.from $45.00 to $9.00 depending on the tjfpe and condition qf the pelts. Mae made a net total qf approximatelr~ $1000.00 .for the six MFeeks. While Mat is hunting he cannot collect UIC berwfits. If Mat collected thh benqfits.for the six weeks, he and his w$ets total income would have been $1320.00. . . .the cornpan-v that buys the pelts from A4ac and his fellow> sealers is located in Dildo, NeMlfoundland approximate[v 2.50 miles a~~a-v. The company > name is G. C. Rieber and Co., “theprices haven ‘t changed much in the last couple c$‘years “. This price is the price Mthich ispaidfor the pelts to the sealers. The process qf making the pelts readjt.for sale (to be made in togarmen ts) Myill take approximatel.l* eight Mleeks. The compan.lT cl+11 gross ten million dollars.

The spring-like weather of late has resulted in a surge of vehicles on to campus. Parking services has found it necessary to designate thegrassyareaopposite the Campus Centre as a parking lot. And then it goes and snows on Thursday. Rats. Photo

The finished pelts are then sold to Norwegian and European countries to be made into coats and souvenirs. No known statistics are available to show how much the foreign countries will make in profit from the seal hunt. It is estimated to be millions of dollars. The effect of allowing the seals to continue untouched will not be as disastrous as some government officials believe. Oneconcernis that the seals will seriously deplete fish stocks. This concern is unfounded due to the fact that when a seal eats a fish, the fish will be returned to the sea through excrement to feed plankton. When this happens there will be more food for the fish. Therefore a major part of the food chain is complete. Another fact which helps to debunk this myth is that the seals will migrate to the north out of the fishing area of Newfoundland, once the pups are able to swim. This will occur about eight weeks after the pups are born. Several alternatives have been expressed to the governments concerned with the hunt. Listed below are five such alternatives. 1) Strict enforcement of the 200 mile fishing limit to ensure that Canadian fishermen earn a decent living from’ this resource before fishing is open i to other countries. 2) An absolute ban on foreign draggers which “strip mine” the oceans, disrupt bottom life and create oceanicdeserts with no aquatic life to serve as food for commercial fish stock. 3) Investigate development in cold climate agriculture and animal husbanding in Sweden and fhe Soviet Union for possible adaptation for the Canadian Maritime. 4) Investigate controlled fish farming such as tuna. (Such a project has been done by a privati: individual in Nova Scotia with an approximate gross income of 2.5 million dollars.) 5) A federal-provincial program to help people in the

out,ports set up co-op, community owned fish processing plants so that more work and profits from the fish cab benefit the areas in which they are caught. 1 hope that you now have enough information to form your own opinion. If you do not there is a fair amount of information available in the library. If you have come to the same conclusion as I have, please help in stopping the hunt.

by Anna

Lehn

There are a couple of ways you can do this. The first method is to write or call your local member of parliament and tell him/her to stop the hunt and give your reasons why. The second method is to help support groups such as Greenpeace in stopping the hunt. The future of the hunt is in your hands. Take a ctuple of minutes and decide where you stand and then do sqmething about it. Jeffrey Thomson

Applicatiotis for MathSoc C & D Manager/Assistant Manager - SPRING

82 -

Applications for the positions of Manager and Assistant Manager of the MathSoc Coffee and Doughnut Stand for Spring 82 \ are now being accepted. The application period ends at 4:00 p.m. Friday, April 9/ 82 The term .- of office is fgr the Spring’82 term only. Previous experience is definitely an asset, particularly previous C&D experience. Address all letters/resumes to the Manager of C&D (MC 3039 - ext. 2324) or to Honeywell userid c. and d. The selected candidates are expected to make him/ herself available during the month of April for some amount of instruction. Candidates will be selected by MathSoc Council and may be screened prior to the Council meeting. There may also be a screening at the Council meeting. Duties of the Manager and Assistant Manager include ordering of supplies, keeping the C&D books, payroll and working at least some shifts at the stand. From time to time, a report will be yrepared for MathSoc Council, etc. For more information, contact the Manager, Allan Bechamp at: C & D Office - MC 3Oj9 - ext. 2324 MathSoc Office - MC 3038 - ext. 2324 Honeyw211 Userids c. and d. or mathsoc

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I am sure many of you would not consider the above as new. You know it, so do those at the top. Then, may I ask, why do theynotcarea damn about visa students? Pardon me for making such a slanderous statement, but the attitude on the part of the University makes me feel so. Everybody jolly well knows what the foreign student came to Canada for. We pay double tuition fees, and therefore expect the University to provide us with sufficient opportunities to complete our program in a fashion mentioned above. Just take a look at the Spring ‘82 and Fall/ Winter ‘82/83 course offerings. A close stud will show that they were geared towards c! o-op students. If the University is so bent on providing CO-op students withal1 theopportunitiesand havethe “it is your responsibility to satisfy the requirements” attitude towards Regular students (that includes all visastudents), then why have Regular students in the fifst place? NO doubt there are priorities.(youl can be sure Regular students are not’ht the top of the list), btit don’t you think everybody should be given a fair chance, including visa students‘? If it is money that the University is talking about, don’t you think paying double tuition fees qualifies visa students for more attention? I do not intend to mean that money is what the University bases priorities upon, neither do I imply that the University is not concerned about visa students (why shouldn’t they? After all.. .). It&just theimpression Iget. Correct me C. H. Chai if I am wrong. Arts

Apple II will satisfy its customers To the editor: I am writing this letter to help save the name of a very good, respectable and useful establishment located in the Campus Centre, the Apple I I Hairstylist. The Imprint issued a letter (February 12, 1982) from a very distraught person who was not happy with her visit in the Apple 11. 1 was very shocked when 1 read this letter since I havean opposite point ofview regarding Apple II and its hair stylists. Apple I1 is a very good hair salon and I have been satisfied with both the haircuts and the treatment I’ve received every time 1 have visted the Apple 11. 1 could get picky and go over every detail of the condescending letter that 1 did not agree with but instead I will outline the advantages that Apple II provides to the people on U of W campus. The Apple II is well located since it is on campus. This is very convenient to all students, professors and employees of the university. Also, the Apple I1 is very reasonably priced. Whether one is looking far a hair perm or a simple trim this is great, especially for students who are .on a limited budget. The hair stylists are very professional and do a great job. The staff of five stylists have their own varied techniques and therefore can produce a great variety of hair styles. 1 know many people who are satisfied with their visits to the Apple II. It seems that the unsatisfied customer will venture into the Apple Ilagainand I knowthat she will definitely leave as a satisfied customer. Jan Stroh

Pub change depends on its patrons, employee says To the editor: . . . Is it not true That spring melts to summer That summer fades to fall, in all its.splendor And then.. . The crisp of winter white, Does the sun not rise and fall Do the heavens not move In divine animation . . . And in time There came a creature. Man Who, Wrought from the atoms. Was organised and given form. The consolation was intelligence The capacity to Master Mind and Matter To progress . . . And what if Heaven’s gears grinded to a halt what it Winter held tenaciously And spring ne\jer came. What if

. . . lost in limbo . . . Doomed to remain a primate . . . Thank-you for Spring’s showers Summer’s flowers Tidal variations - a pulse Thank-you for the passing of Sun and Moon Thank-you for a new day and qot another one just like the other one Thank-you for CHANGE!!! 1 feel compelled to convey this message to J. C. Saunders, (Imprint article March 19, 1982, “Learn to manage old pub before you build a new one.“), in order to provide him/ her with a different perspective. Change is timeless, unceasing, ubiquitous, inevitable, and sometimes painfully unavoidable. However change is our raison dktre. There are no two faces or fingerprints the same. Change is a secular phenomenon, and nothing, save change, can change that. Grasping too tenaciously to the past may well result ig what A. Toffler refers toas“future shock” - a failure to come to terms with, and accept change. The results of future shock can be devastating to the individual(s) concerned. 9.S. I, in no way,advocate the verbal abuse to which you were subjected. I personally feel that if a patron makes a request, (in a reasonable fashion, i.e. no brandishing of fists and uttering insults and threats) regardless of how nostalgic it may seem (ie. no Beatles. Stones, etc.) then theyareentitled tosomeconsideration and a courteous reply, devoid ofvituperative language. The above discourse is not intended to be an ultimatum, merely an alternative. e Saunders makes reference to bad management; perhaps we too need to change, but that depends on you, the patron. We appreciate constructivecriticism but you failed to provide an alternative. Jim Kinney (Pub employee)

Goodman I’sreviews illustrate lack of musical knowledge To the editor: - I’m writing this letter in regards to Cliff Goodman’s review last week of albums by The Human League and Godley & Creme. Once again Mr. Good man has illustrated his almost total lack of musical knowledge: along with his magnifice’nt ineptitude at writing with any degree of skill. Firstly let’s deal with the reviews themselves. Initially I was curious about Goodman’s definition of “top of the line instruments”. I soon realized however that this was a mere trivial point. Also in the first few paragraphs he states “not many people have heard of Godley & Creme”and “Unfortunately information on Godley & Creme is lacking. Severely.” As a point of reference Mr. Goodman, G&C were founding members ofa 70s well knownart rock band called IOcc. In 1976 they invented a new instrument called the Gismatron. The following year they released a three album conceptual set based on this instrument entitled Consequgwces. They followed this \?;ith an LP entitled L and then another one called Freeze Frame. Thus IsmIsm is actually their fourth LP. Had Mr. Goodman thought to give us a call here at CK MS we would have been more than pleased to inform him of these facts and others. Let’s press on; he mentions the drum machine as being used by Peter Gabriel, Steve Winwood and The Human League. Well Mr. Goodman suffice it to say that .the drum machine is currently being used by a myriad of bands including Depeche Mod, Simple Mi;nds and OM D to name a few. Throughout the body of the reviews Mr. Goodman seems unsure about whether or not he likes the LPs. Initially he refers to Dareas “run of the mill”. He later calls them “One of Englands foremost electrical bands” and says “the band plays cohesively and coherently”. He seems even more baffled by IsmIsm. Once again in the first paragraph he refers to them as “very weird and perhaps interestingly new wave.” He does like a couple of the ordinary “soft rock” tracks. However thecomplexities of some of the other tracks seem to completely ecade him. L”et’s move on to the final paragraph of the review. Mr. Goodman says that Oat-c is probably heard in most pubsand bars that pIa> new wace and rock. Here is one of the few truths in the revieu,; (a luck>, guess, perhaps’.‘)

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The Middle Ages are alive and well here on campus, thanks to 11ltt Society of Creative Anachronism. For the uninformed, an anachronism is something -which is out of plac& in time. The Society [also known as SCA) began about sixteen years ago in California and since then has spread to engulf all of North America and some of Ewopc All the good things of medieval life are present: fighting, melee, no black plague or inquisition. feasting, dancing, and so on. Sorry, Members dress in period costume (period is from 600 AD to 1650 AD) and attend events, which happen about every second weekend. The event may begin with fighting, The combat ants wear lest her and metal armour and use swords made of rattan. Shields are madeof wood or metal, and helms must be made of 16-gauge steel. During the fighting, non-combatants may indulge in costumemaking, music-playing or what ever. The event ends with a feast. The feast usually consists of three different dishes [called removes) with entertainment bet ween each. Mead and wine flow freely and everyone acts as courtly and chivalrous as possible. Each member has a persona, and he is that persona while at e&nt s or meetings. There are a few simple rules; for instance, you may not be anyone famous or fictional, and you must have a persona from--inperiod. There is no sexual discrimination in SCA, women fight as well as men, sometimes better. Men are also involved in cooking and costumery. If you wish further information on SCA, or want to join, you can phone the recruiting officer, Miss I<im Adkins at 884-4!j79, or you can attend one of the bi-weekly meetings, which happen on Saturdays from 1:00 p.m. to 5:OO p.m. in the Village I Great Hall, and on Wedne&ys at TOO p.m. at Brighton Public School on Noecker Street in Waterloo.

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indeed Human League are heard these days in many pubs and bars. Not bad for “run of the mill new wave.” Then the proverbial piece de resistance, “You’ll only hear Godley and Creme in places where they dye their hair pink and wear skintight paint on plastic.” It is absolutely beyond me how hecame up with that statement. Let me simply say that the part of our population that does dye their hair outlandish colours would, for the most part find Godley and Creme to be pretty tame stuff. Of course this isn’t the first Goodman review to provoke my indignant reaction. Some of Goodman’s reviews of concerts have beeneven more laughable than these album reviews. My primary hope in writing this letter is that Mr. Goodman will be relieved of his duties as entertainment reporter for the coming year and that the p-osition will go to someone, anyone more deserving. Dave “Dot” Hight Music Director, CKMS P.S. While composing this letter several of my programmers and other concerned music fans asked me to include their names: J. R. Brocklehurst Mike Fezz Doug Young Craig Nicols Willie Wilson Bert Bonkowski Peter Good win Perry Domzella Mark Suits Scott Sutherland Marty Smith Mark Laden Steve Mueller Jan Stroh Janice Wilson Stu Green Liz Janik

Friday, newspaper. This is even a worse reflection on those ‘volunteers’ who have not put forth the time and effort to take more control into their own hands. To make it their newspaper. The newspaper should be a collection of amateurs-in the classic sense. Those who do things for the love of it. If this reflects in a lessening of quality, so be it. The amateurs will learn and improve. The paper, at least will be a student paper. If not enough people care, Waterloo has no right to a newspaper. The way to a better Imprint is redefining the goals of this paper and having the balls to be commited to them. No amount of money, for any reason, will replace hard work and commitment of staff to a better finished product.

_Staff committment to Imprint needs to be strengthened To the editor: A student newspaper is a collection of students organized to provide a service on campus. The service is to relay information that would not be available from any other media. In doing so, I believe the paper must foster individual growth and learning. This can only be accomplished with a commitment by allstaff to doing their best to perform the job they’ve chosen. From this a spirit of kinship, and the sharing of ideas, will develop. The Imprint is a student newspaper owned and theoretically run by the student population. It is the volunteer staffs responsibility to produce the type of newspaper they want. Anyone has the right to work on the paper and change it. But with that right, they must be responsible for the changes they have done. They must live up to their mistakes and be willing to assume the responsibility to correct them. The paid staff on the Imprint should function only as machinery, like a typesetter, to do the work desired by responsible staff.

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incessant opportunism. I am frustrated at seeing good people being turned away. I am terrified of my own apathy. I don’t believe others share my goals for our student paper. I resign as staff member of the Imprint. Ed Kristufek PS: I was the one spoiled ballot in the C.U.P. referendum. I have changed my stance. We need C.U.P. and can learn a lot from other student papers in Ontario and we damned well better start. If the staff feels the same way as I do, my number is in the book.

Confevence Committee thanks everybody

The Imprint is a sick and dying organization. Badly factioned between those who want C.U.P. and- those who don’t, those who want the business manager and those who don’t,and those who think the editor is doing his job and those who don’t. This is only passing the buck from the people who really are responsible for the decline of the paper; the volunteer staff, and in a great sense the students of the University of Waterloo. I must take responsibility for my part; in not finding out enough information about issues’ before I vote as a staff member, in not attending staff meetings, in not making my voice heard about things I feelare wrong with the paper, and in not working hard enough to correct those wrongs. I am sick and tired of people talking behind other peoples backs. I am bored of the>

When a piece of machinery breaks down, it is fixed or scrapped and replaced. Likewise paid staff is’not indespensible. They are only tools to be used to their fullest for guidance and technical help. When paid staff become indispensible it is a sad indication of the state of the

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To the editor: The combination of excellent presentors, professionals and students alike, enthusiastic delegates, and a dedicated conference committee, resulted in a highly successful First Annual Ontario Student Conference. The goals and objectives set for the conference were achieved and it was agreed that RecreACTION ‘83 would be -held in Waterloo next March. It remains for the Conference Committee, on behalf of all who participated in the conference, to formally and sincerely thank the conference sponsors and supporters. Therefore, thank you to the Federation of Students (the Board of Education), the Ontario Recreation Society, the Department of Recreation, Labbats, Mother’sPizza,theWaterloo Motor Inn, the Imprint and the Gazette. Your support was much appreciated and may next year be as successful. Kathryn Seymour

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Embraced in a metal womb strapped securely in my amniotic sac the floating sensation and catatonic roar dull my senses Blinding lights signal my birth clanging metal twisting . splintered glass I emerge from the wreckage a grim robot born of a metal womb into a plastic world my mother lies enveloped in flame -

Night Fires

The tree’s shadow barely obscures A part of my mother’s face Revealing dimly her quiescent eyes. Yet gently does the pale light touch Upon her quiet hands. And the pickaxe lies by her feet like a cat. d And the gaping fissure in the wall Exposes a black space Splintered with plaster and paper. What did she see there When she broke open the white exterior? Was she exalted by her discovery Like Schliemann when he stood over Troy? Patient is she now As all is still as death. Eva Lokietek

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I remember the placid blue waters of Lac Seul- that calm Lake surface surrounding the oblong shores of Windigo Island this summer past as in every summer beyond my existence and memory. I began this yet another love poem in this concrete imagery fashion because I did want to write a tribute of all those memories I have cherished; my lake, island, village, family and You who journeyed miles with me from city house to a borrowed tent but still a home wherein our bodies burned as night fires. -

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INTRAUTERINE DEVICE - (IUD)

A shallow rubber cup with a ring rim that fits securely in the vagina to cover a woman’s cervix (entrance to uterus) Used with spermicidal jelly or cream.

A small piece of shaped plastic, inserted in a woman’< uterus by a physician; threads coming through the cervix into the vagina to help check placement.

A pelvic examination indicates the right size f9r each woman; the snugger a diaphragm fits the better / it stays in place. It should always be used with contraceptive cream or jelly. When placed right, a diaphragm blocks the entrance of the womb, and the ch&ical stuns the sperm that may try to slip past the rim.

How it works is still being reseat-c hed. After a woman’s body adjust5 to an IUD, she can forget about preparing for although using foam at intercourse, mid-cycle will increase protection even more. Older types can remain for years if there are no problems. The or hornewer types, using copper mones, have to be replaced periodic ally. Annual checkup\ are important.

You will be shown how to put it in and take it out during the exam. To use, put about a teaspoonful of contraceptive cream or jelly in the cup and spread it out, smearing some around the rim. Pinch the rim together with thumb and forein, iinger, and slip diaphragm tucking front rim up into the ridge formed by the pubic bone. You can put it in up to \ix hour\ ahead, but if more than two hours pa\\ before intercourse, and each time sex is repeated, more jelly or cream must be inserted in the vagina (without removing the dia‘phragm). Leave it in place and do not douche for six hour\ after the last time of intercourse. To remove, put finger I&ide the rim and pull down. After u\e, wa\h, dry and du\t with cornqtarc h. ,Ince in a while test with water, ii it leaks a new one is needed. It should be checked for size C“?( h yc“lr, to cln\urc’ ‘1 ~oood iit. Ii ‘1 woman ha\ had a gain or loss or more than 10 Ibs, an abortion or a nii\carriage, pelvic surgery or a baby, \he \houId W’C her dot tor because there may be a change in the size of diaphragm required.

A physician makes a pelvic examination to decide ii a woman should u\e an IUD, and should tell her what type is best. There may be some pa@ during the brief insertion, especially It \he ha\ never been pregnant. Some women crx-np\, he,~vier menstruCll report bleeding and spotting. Most adju<t within ‘1 iew months hut the po\\ibilitv oi reniov;lI ior pdin, bleeding or in&c tion exist\ ior \onle. The uteru< in cl tebz women pushe\ out ,ln IUD. In r,lre instance\, the uteru\ may be perforated (punt tured) dnci surgery nidy he required to remove the IUD. The very few women using IUD\ who become pregn,lnt h,>ve ‘1 gre,lter chance oi h,lving a tubal pregnancy. Ii a pregnancv occur\, the IUD must be removed, it po\\ible. Remov,lI reduces the chant e ot nli\cClrri,lg:e ,lntl iniec tion. Ii the string\ cdn’t he felt (pdrticularly dticr nien\tru;ltion), or ii ‘3 perid is more &in ;1 week Llte, or ii (1 woman think< she’\ prcgn;lnt, the doctor or clinic should be c ontxteci right ;~w;ly. A wonl,ln \houltl never try removing ,ln III D herself. 1 here i\ (ontroversy regarding how the IUD works, and some profesGon,tli question its use on moral and ethical ’ grounds.

Method failures: 2 to 4 per 100 women in a year. User failures: 10 to 15 per 100 women in a year.

Method failures: 2 to 4 per 100 women in a year. User iailures: none. But such device failures as expulsion (pushing out) cBn be detected early by user regularly checking for placement.

Advantages: Insertion can be routine part of bedtime preparation. May not be felt’ by either partner. No Gde efiect\ except rare instances of allergic reaction. Good for back-up method while starting to use pills or IUD\. Disadvantages: May become dislodged (misplaced) in woman on top position, or in woman with a relaxed vagina that may result from childbirth. Checkup for size needed every year, or if weight is gained or lost, br following pregnancy. Hopv to get it: Visit to private doctor or family Prescription planning c linic. needed for purchase at drug store or clinic. Cost*: Diaphragms average $8 to $12. .

Advantages: Nothing tq do at time of intercourse and IUD\ can’t be felt. No daily routine. Po\\ibllity of iniec Disadvantages: tion, often treated witth in plxe. About a one-in-‘~-thou~,lnd c hance of hospitalization for problems mentioned above. How to get it: Visit to private doctor or family planning clinic. Cost*: An IUD cost\ $8 to 12 at in\ert ion time.

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rsity of Waterloo Birth Control Centre information for this article. It is not designed 1your questions on Birth Control but merely 3n understanding of the basic information. If estions, or are thinking of using any of these 3irth Control we suggest that you first contact doctor, the University Health Service, or the 11Centre in Room 206 of the Campus Centre, 35-1211 ext. 2306.

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The Birth Control Centre is a confidential nonjudgemental peer counselling service, offering information, counselling and referrals for Waterloo community members. The staff expertise are in the fields of family planning, unplanned pregnancy, venereal disease and communication. Information is also available on many related subjects. Interested visitors can std$ by during office hours, or arrange an appointment by phone.

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METHODS

NATURAL METHODS

STERILIZATION

G of pills containing one or both or two com8imilar to the hormones that naturally regulate a ; menstrual cycle.

A sheath of thin rubber or animal tissue, shaped like the finger of a glove, that covers the man’s penis during intercourse. For greater protection it should be used with contraceptive fbam.

A foam containing a chemical that stops sperm is placed in the vagina to cover the cervix (entrance to the uterus). For greater protection, shou Id be used with condoms. ,,

A system designed to help a woman learn to detect her fertile time in her menstrual cycle (when conception may occur) by observing her physical symptoms.

An operation to block the tubes of a man or woman (only one needs it) that stops sperm from meeting egg, ends worry about pregnancy. (tubal ligation or vasectomy)

monthly series keeps a woman’\ ovaTie\ irom ; an egg, and/or alters the uterine lining and the mucu\. The \pec ific pill for her is prescribed edical history and examination. The most comsed pills are taken once a day ior 2 1 day\ with 7 other< are taken every day in L&day cycle%. A 2ries must be taken on schedule to work.

At climax, a man’s semen is caught inside the condom so sperrn can’t enter the woman’s uterus. Because condoms act as barriers, they also offer considerable protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

The foam spreads evenly into crevices and forms a barrier to block sperm from entering the uterus, At the same time, contact with the chemical ingredient stuns sperm.

In women whose periods are regular, an egg cell is released about 14 days before the start of her next expected period. just before during and after ovulation, she is fertile,and it is unsafe to have intercourse during this part of the month without risking pregnancy.

It blocks the tubes carrying sperm or egg into the reproductive system. A man continues to have ejaculations but his semen doesn’t contain sperm. A woman continues to menstruate, and an egg is released each month, but it cart’t get into her uterus. Neither operation affecrs hormone production, male or female characteristics, sex drive or orgasm.

prevent pregnany by affecting the nwwtru,d .jnd many women on,pills have more regul,jr I with Ic+ cramp\. Shorter periods, <cant&r ilo~~ count for less iron ‘deticiencv aneniia among here’s al\o reduced occurrent e oi benign breast . However, some women experience unple‘>+ :1 _ effects - it mav take a month tir VQ tor your I adjust to them. c hoo\e to take the pill you should plan to \t;\v on lea\t t\vo month\. The more common earlv Gle nI1uwfit, tjrtlc\\t ttvtlerness, hlo,lting weight g2in, jr spotting or hlecclin~, hmdx he\), ortllnaril~ ,h r,~pidlv or clisappec>r within the first t\vo ,Inci you h,>ven’t torgottten ,. It ;1 pclriod i\ nii\& one pll tw h (I,II#, 4tclrt the next wrie\ on tlmc; it nd period i< nliswd, sw ‘1 dot tot-. The poll i< ‘1 lot of pul,lic ity - ~)mc~ good, \ome t,,l(l. Thcb lot ior evt’rvontb. Thcb m,lin thing to remembtlr I\ y \eriou\ \i(lth rlttcc ts ( <~tiusurlllv I)tl ;Ivoitlc~tl I!\,: crrdtt~ histow-Llkirlg I)y vour plly\tc i,tr~ ,Irltl .!) dw~irc~ ot the nl,llor c omplic ,ttiom. kvcv-tl ht+, shortnc+s ot bre,ith, Ios\ ot vi<ion, suOclen drni or kg p;11n\ \hou kl Iw wporttYl to the clot tor li,ltcly. Swiou~ prohlwvs clrv r,lrtl; c hanc e ot ho+ .ltion i\ ,jl,out 1 in .?OOO. A physic ‘11e\~lm ‘It le~l~t ycclr i< import‘lnt. After having J I,,lt)y get medir/ice about when to resume pill\, espec i,llly ior ‘1 g mother.

Pinching about half an inch at the tip, the man or woman rolls the condom all the way down over the erect penis. The slack space holds the semen. If lubrication is needed (some condoms are pre-lubricated), contraceptive cream or jelly ca?_be used. Never use Vaseline with a it will deteriorate condom, rubber. After ejaculation, but before losing the erection, the condom should be held at the base of the penis during withdrawal to avoid spilling any semen. The condom should be worn before the penis is placed near the vagina; leakage of semen before orgasm can cause pregnancy. A iew men and women are allergic to rubber; switching to animal tissue sheaths may solve the problem. These also transmit heat better, and that may help a man who feels condoms dull sensation.

Some brands have applicators to measure amounts, some are packaged pre-measured and others release foam directly from the container; dosage quantities vary. Insert one or two applications a short time before intercourse (preferably within an hour). Shake container well, fill applicator if needed. Place gently but deeply and push the plunger (like inserting a tampon) to help foam reach well into the vagina. More foam must be inserted if longer than an hour passes before sexual intercourse, and again each time intercourse is repeated. Combining foam with use of the IUD, conNatural Methods dom or increases effectivenss of these methods. Foam goes flat and dries out in a few hours but douching, if desired should be delayed till six hours after the last time of sexual intercourse

The Calendar System means keeping records of the date eat h flow starts and the length of time between periods. Using the number of days in the shortest and Jongest cycles a woman can calculate the earliest date and the last date she’s likely to be fertile in her next menstrual cycle. The temperature system is more reliable but longer abstinence (not having intercourse) is required. A woman takes her body temperature each morning even before getting out of bed. A rather small but sharp rise occurs when the egg is released. After three days at the higher level, the unsafe period is past. A woman can determine her approximate fertile period by charting her daily temperature. The Ovulation (Billings) Method associates changes in a woman’s vaginal moisture with phases of her menstrual cycle. Normally cloudy, tacky mucus will become clear and slippery, and stretch between the fingers when the egg is released. To avoid pregnancy, the couple must abstain from sexual intercourse during the fertile period.

Both partners should agree that no children are wanted in the future. The male operation is simpler; vasectomy is often done in a doctor’s office. The tubes are reached through a small cut in each side of the scrotum. A section is closed off; usually a tiny piece is removed. There are several techniques for reaching a woman’s tubes: an opening in the abdomen, sometimes just a small incision, or through the vagina. The tubes may be separated by cutting, blocked with clips, or sealed with electric current. Women’s procedures are usually done in a hospital or surgical center; newer methods require only a few hours stay. Men and women can expect soreness and some pain for a few days after an operation. There is a slight chance of developing swelling, bleeding or infection. Women risk more serious complications, though they occur very rarely. Details of any procedure being considered, and possible problems, are explained in advance.

per 100

Md~0d idiluw: 2 to 4 per 100 women in a year. User failures: 6 to 13 per 100 women in 2 year.

Method fdilures: 2 to 4 per 100 women in a year. User failures: 13 to 16 per 100 women in a year.

Method failure: 5 to 10 per 100 women in a year. User idilures: 9 to 28 per 100 women tn a year.

Method failure: less than 1 per 100 men 0; *omen in a year. User failures: none.

method

Advantages: Condom is one of the few ways that a man can share responsibility for contraception. Condoms are easy to use. They do not need medical supervision or prescription. They are disposable. They offer protection against venereal disease. Disadvantages: Care is needed to prevent slipping off or tearing. ‘Sometimescriticized for interfering with spontaneity or decreasing sensation. - high quality is important. - there is a temptation to skip it (just this once). Hoiv to get it: Drug stores, family planninE clinics, vending machines in some places.

Advantages: Easy to get, easy to insert. Packets are easy to carry. Disadvantages: Must be used at the time of intercourse. Leakage is sometimes a problem, and there are rare allergy reactions. - can be messy - there is a temptation to skip it (just this once). How to get it: Drug stores, drug departments, family planning clinics. Applicator kit about $6. cost*: Refills from $3 to $6.

Advantages: It is acceptable to religious gr&ps that prohibit other methods. No physical side effects. Disadvantages: Many women have periods that are too irregular to attempt this. Even regular periods and normal temperatures can be affected by fatigue,‘\ reoccuring infections, and emotional stress or just a cold. This requires expert instruction for successful use. Many couples find it frustrating to abstain for the time required. How to get it: Charts are carried by Serena (a group that teachqs natural methods). Temperature kits can be bought at a drug store. Cost*: Charts, thermometer, little or nothing.

Advantages: No need to use temporary methods (except some method must be used after vasectomy’ until semen no longer contains sperm), no worry-about getting pregnant, this often enhances sexual pleasure. Disadvantages: Fertility can very seldom be restored, even if an operation is performed to rejoin the tubes. How to get it: Visit to private doctor, and local hospital. Cost*: Part or all may be covered by medical or private health insurance.

~9 t,~i/ure.s: I& than 1 (combination) n in a year. -di/ure.s: 2 to 3 per 100 in a year.

mtages: The most eiiec tivc temporary ied th,-lt e;1<~hpill i< t,lken C~Kh day. d nd flow ;i ble dec re~i~cd c ramp\ .rual c yc It1 riod\ very reguI,ir.

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Historical i ure fg portrayed The Fame of Simon Girty conveyed more information than one would have thought possible in a play. Written by Integrated Studies graduate Ed Butts as a degree project, it presents both sides of Girty’s past, from the perspectives of Girty the hero and Girty the traitor. “Dirty Girty” was a notorious figure in the 18th century days of the American revolution. Rather than staging the story chronologically the play is set in 1818, in the tavern of his daughter, Ann. Girty, a blind boaster, is teased by drunks and haunted, by his past. Girty, born in 1714, was captured by Indians as a youth, and lived with them for several years. Repatriated to Fort Pitt in the American colony, Girty then made a living as an interpreter. At the outbreak of the Revolution he initially sided with the rebels but in 1778, for reasons still disputed, he defected to the British side. Throughout the remaining years of the war, Girty was a top ranking British Indian agent. He was active as a woodland guerrilla fighter and participated in several major battles on the western frontier. He was also known to

have saved numerous American prisoners from Indian torture. But his failure to rescue one American officer from the stake led him to be reviled in American history, lore and literature. The first half of this play was slow and ‘didactic, which was only saved by the strong presence of Jim Gardner. The play moved in repetitive circles of daydream and reality. The second half introduces a frontier with, Ester Montour, who is said to have coldbloodedly executed a group of ‘patriots. She goads Girty into revealing the worst elements of his past. The introduction of this character is too abrupt but it is also the most enthralling part of the play. It is because of Montour that we learn of the most controversial incident in Qirty’s past, the burning of the American officer. Generally the acting overshone the plot of this play. Good performances were turned in by Bruce Andor and Lily-Ann Green. As a character study this play was good; as a historical drama it suffers the usual problem of a historical drama - too much detail. Angela Moore

Dance programme to present mixed bag of works works this year and past ones, The Dance Programme at would Abe more comfortable in UW does not aim to graduate professional dancers a a studio setting (less formal, less formidable), it must also unique philosophy in Canabe said, that in a learning dian dance departments. Raenvironment such as the ther, it aims to ground students solidly in all’ aspects of university, students should dance - history, criticism, experience all the elements of a full-blown production, first ethnology, anatomy, notation hand - the creation of the and so on. At the same time, it work, rehearsal, the coswould be remiss to have tuming, lighting, staging, adalumni who have never experivertising - and performing. enced dance as a theatre art as The show will have strong well as in the academic milieu. and weak dancers, sophis- * Consequently.... On Sunday afternoon, ticated and infantile choreography; there will be wonderMarch 28, Dance students ful moments and stretches of (and students just taking deadly boredom; there will be dance courses) will present their works (and faculty’s too missed cues and flashes of I pure joy. on the Humanities stage. A mixed bag. And who This yearly event has a knows what will tumble out. history of uneven and predictable quality that evervates an Take your chances. Come on endears. out. You’ll be surprised,, at audience or Chris Bauman least. Although most of the student

Endgame coming Death dreaded and wished for fervently; death inevitable but too slow coming. Life almost at the end at last, but perhaps not without hope. Hope, the greatest of curses, the gift of God. The gift of the Bastard who doesn3 exist. Not yet. Endgame, so mournful, to distraught; Endgame, so ascetic and precise. It doesn’t matter whether the last four are dying, or one of many still left. “Nothing is funner than unhappiness. And we laught, we laugh, with a will . . . in the beginning.” From March 31 to April 3, 1982, the University of Waterloo Drama Department will present Samuel Beckett’s Endgame, the modern classic of life at the end of its tether. Endgame, directed by Wojtek Kozlinski, will take place in the Theatreof the Arts; curtain time is 8:00 p.m. Tickets for this play are $3.00 for general admission, $2.00 for students and senior citizens, $1.50 each for a group of 10 to 99 people, and $1 .OO each for a group of 100 or more people.

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free of the above pretentions but doesn’t have a message, (either one of their own or to be delivered via satire)? What if they seem to be using many styles of music just to make people happy? No special message. . . just a good time? In principle, I don’t like the idea. Music - even dance music - ought to say something. (Or does it?) In practice, I can only say Doug and the Slugs at the Waterloo Motor Inn last week played the “fun” kind of music

and I didn’t give a damn’ if it had any social impact or not, and it seemed that the 400 odd people who were there didn’t, either. (How seriously should a band named “the Slugs” be taken anyway?) They played rock and roll. They played punk. I think I even heard something that could be interpreted as reggae. They swore a lot. (None of the above was a ‘pure’ sampling of that style, just close.) -

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Lets just say this: they hada very wide range of appeal. Even I enjoyed it, and I’ve been very depressed lately. The Slugs are highly recommended for anyone in search of an unpretentious good time. As I was watching the dance floor, I was thinking of all the sourpusses and stuck-up characters I know who should have been out there. I was one of them. I’m glad I was. John W. Bast

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published) emphasized science, and then” he added a plot. Smith seemed to go for a topnotch story, and then make it scientifically likely. Pohl seems to have followed the second school of thought, though with less concentration on science. (Most of E.E. Smith’s scientific thoughts were really impressive.) The three stories in this book (Figurehead, Red Moon of Danger and Donovan had a Dream) are all as described by Pohl in his introduction. They are sheer entertainment, and (it must be admitted) not as good as I womhaveexpected. (I might have expected some of the elements of The Space Merchants, at least. But, no.) ’ Figurehead, though the characters are rather cardboard and the plot predictable, has a really cool alien. Worth reading for than, at least. Red Moon of Danger is nothing more than a herofigure, called in to solve a mining mystery on the moon, solves it, finds mysterious moon-dwellers, and leaves with the rich heiress-heroine to conquer other parts of the universe. Trite, superficial, but easy reading. If we had been reading thirty-forty years ago, these would have been a dime a dozen. Donovan Had a Dream is a tale of revolution, revolutionaries and love on Venus, with a dash of technology/ to make it a little more interesting.

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Villages celebrate end of term with pubs Classes end (thankfully) next week. As a direct result people are going to be concentrating on two things: preparing for final exams and relieving the tension -of the past four months by partying severely. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a movie descended from a Broadway play and has a cult following of thousands across North America. What do the two have in common? Well, I’ll tell you. On the 31st of March (Wednesday) and the 1st of April, a small band of people, mostly local talent, will be performing in Village II (known also as the Zoo) and somewhere else in the area. They are called Warfair, and they will be singin~‘playing/ performing music from Rocky Horror. Both nights will feature two

hours of dance-style rock to allow you to contort your body / on the dance floor, and then the final hour featuring selections from the sound track of Rocky Horror. The sound track will be performed by eight talented actors, and will be done in full costume and character. ’ People are invited to come in costume, but throwing things and shouting cue lines will not be tolerated as the band is not a movie screen, and can be disrupted. In Village II, doors will open at 9:00 p.m., and prices are: Viilagers $2, others $3. Preceding Warfair in the village will be a pub on March 29th with a band called York Road, and a Video Night on the 30th. A party-packed end of term to look forward to. Try and make it, it’s going to be a party. Cliff Goodman

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Some movies leave you shaking your head and wondering if they are outside of the sphere of your aesthetics; due of course to their inherent lack of any. Perky’s, now playing at the Odeon, comes damn close to fulfilling this criterion. What’s hard to believe is that the director, Bob Clark, had so much more in mind when he mde this movie (read the article in Marquee if you doubt it.) With a script based partly on incidents from his \ own teenage years of sensitivity and alienation, he has fashioned a film of intense vulgarity and broad humour. It’s like reading the Biblefor the dirty parts (which is not too representative). Porky’s centres on a group of high-school guys that will one day turn into a bunch of

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good ole boys. They lead lives that are blissfully unencumbered by such things as study, work, or even family life. So much the better; it allows them more time for their favourite sport besides basketball: pussy. (If you’re offended by that word, read no further, and by all means stay away from this flick. If, on the other hand, you enjoy seeing human relations reduced to the friction between bodily appendages, this show is tailor-made for you. It’s not hard to tell which is the larger group of moviegoers these days, judging from the crowds on the weekend lining up for this one.) A character name worth noting besides hooker “Cherry Forever” - is Porky Wallace, proprietor of a low-

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life strip-joint-cum-whore house. What a perfect name, for a huge’, sloppy, badass, exploitive capitalist/sexist pig of a Southerner. It’s too bad the movie was set in the ‘50’s, with it’s wimpy and hardly noticeable incidental music. With a bit more insight, Clark could have been able to use George Harrison’s Piggies or Pink Floyd’s Pigs (Three Different Ones) Part of the male coming-of age rituals in Florida, the movie’s setting, is to get into Porky’s establishment and get laid. So when the protagonists set out to do the above, their money is taken and they fall through a trap door into swamp water. Adding insult to injury, the local sheriff 7 by chance Porky’s brother smashes their car and chases them from his county. One of

WCF fzlm raises questions On Tuesday, March 2, in Engineering Lecture hall, Room 101, the Waterloo Christian Fellowship presented a 3-screen, 9 projector, multi-image show created by Spectrum Productions of Toronto. It consisted of two parts. The first part, In Search ofa Sun, dealt with the search for meaning in life. of people in general and young people in particular through the use of the metaphysical concept that each of us is a planet (in our own would) looking for a sun (the Son, Christ) around which to revolve. Hence, a frenzy of dark images, accompanied by the driving, apocalyptic music of contemporary rock groups, accentuated and expressed the existential angst of rootless, modern mankind. A montage of photographs, paintings, quotations, film stills, and news” paper clippings gave a cubiststyle depiction of the fragmented and confused mass psyche of a technological society Blinded By Science. This first representation reflected the bleak cry of desperation graphically apparent in the Munch painting, The Scream, and the quicksand groundings of this thought from the W.C. Fields School of Theology: “A man’s got to believe in something, I believe I’ll have another drink”. The question raised by In Search of a Sun is this: in what can one believe? If not the immolation of the intellect, the soul, in sensual pleasures, power- lust, or avarice, then what? Even love for another human being, which ought to be an antidote for all spiritual ills and which appears in the show like daybreak (in the same way that the Song of Solomon is a shot of joy between the desolateness of Ecclesiastes and the seriousness of Isaiah), is shown to be an inadequate answer. For the marriage of a couple disintegrates in the face of modern pressures, and, as they separate, their images separate on the screen. The show’s power lay in its skillful use of juxtaposition. A smiling child is shown side-byside with a picture of a green graveyard while Kansas’ Dust

in the Wind is playing: now that’s gripping. The final image was that of a sun in eclipse, its corona fiery around the edges. Translation: Christ’s truth has been obscured by the proliferation of attitudes, ideologies, and beliefs that are the antsthesis of His. The second show, Betheen Reflections: A Hard Look at an Eclipsed Sun, delineated in song and picture, the struggle of one young man to find illumination. (the sun/Son). In this part of the program, “the extremes of what humans can be” (to quote Cockburn-who was the featured recording artist of both shows) were portrayed and such questions as “Is there anyone out there?” were considered and answered after great deliberation, comparative analyses of various faiths and philosophies, and solemn exploration of the issues and alternatives. The structure of Between Reflections was much the same as that of the first show. However, the music was a little softer. (To signify reflection rather than absolute confusion?) Too, it made the underlying theme of both programs much clearer: it was

Platonic, based on the parable of the cave that is recounted in Plato’s The Republic. In this case, the inquiring man, the philosopher, emerges from the cave of contemporary chaos and; by degrees, comes to see the light, the sun/Son, and to contemplate and embrace Christian truth. In short, the theme is that of a journey, of a latter day Pilgrim ‘s Progress from the Suburb of Despondency to the sunlit metropolis of God. The two shows were 2 l/4 hours in combined length while a 15 minute intermission allowed an opportunity for questions and discussions. The program was not perfect. The imagery of the sun/Son was lost in the first show and the presentation of societal confusion and decadencecentered on things apparent: alcoholism, drug abuse, loneliness, and so on. But why pick on discos? And why not portray some of the more hidden signs of corruption and chaos (the buying and selling of elected officials being a good example)? Still, the program was entertaining, well-produced and presented, and health food for thought. George

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J the guys goes back to seek his recourse, and comes back having been worked over by Porky and the pigs; at this point, all the males around promise to set things straight. At its most basic level, Porky’s is about adolescent power games: over money, race, or sex. The treatment of these subjects is most upsetting in the ability to pull punches. Take, for instance, the boy whose scumbucket father beats him up - for losing a fight to a Jew. He finally bucks the old man’s prejudice, but to what end? The boys form an alliance to secure their vengeance against Porky. “Hey, you hook-noses sure is smart.” The-depiction of the females in this is not overly kind; they’re either airheaded nymphets or earthshakingly fat. The only consolation any self-respecting woman could have is that the guys aren’t exactly paragons of virtue, or Rhodes scholars either. As a critic, I could write a fairly incisive piece abot this movie’s tone, or the use of irony, or something else along those erudite lines. But who would I be talking to? For partly selfish reasons, I hope to discourage people from seeing Porky’s - I’d like to see movies like this crawl away and die. Not the least

reason for this is the fact that it has some strong Canadian connections, and we should be on our guard for guilt by association. But in the end I /know that Clark has judged his audience well, and that

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Suspense stilled the audience as we listened to the tale of the swamp-man, but was it Alice Munro’s voice or the . visiting brother-in-law’s that we actually heard as the story unravelled so vividly? Our imaginations aided by a fairly good story-teller made this distinction vague at times. The reading was one of many events in last Friday and Saturday’s Conference on Alice Munroe. As a Canadian short story writer, Munro has written books - of stories (including the Governor General’s Award winning Dance Shades)

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small, two-bedroom house. University students destined for degrees and success could not mistake noticing that the least prosperous couple was the most content and likeable. In answer to questions after the reading, Munro explained her purpose in the story to show how people feel indebted to keep in touch with blood ties even after the family has separated and grown to be strangers. She intended, also, to show how people can love each other yet only indirectly show it the way Wilfred, after years of separation, monopolized his brother with tall tales and pampering. When asked about her creativity she said that her writing style is. influenced by the Russian writer Chekhov. Inspiration is something she cannot explain except to say that when writing she feels the story has already developed and she is discovering it. Wendy

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K-W not quite a cultural 1’11 confess straight away that I’m not the theatre type, which goes no way at all to explaining why last week saw me cramming in a variety of ‘artistic’ events both on campus and in K-W. As a culture starved scientist one submits to those spasms occasionally, and on balance, my mind buzzing with the entertainment version of ‘If it’s Tuesday it must be Belgium’, I’m glad I did it. Our boring old campus was suddenly alive with the sound of would-be theatre critics rushing for camps to the TWO plays competing for U of W’s notoriously small audience. Those who juggled their schedules to take in both were rewarded for their efforts. Engaged, written by W.S. Gilbert, proved a diverting play which led me to the inevitable conclusion that the English failed ever to conquer the heathen Scats simply for a lack of trained interpreters. Reviewers have already singled out the outstanding performers who did so well to keep the miserably small audiences laughing happily at the improbable scenario. The Fame

of Simon

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was another fine experience with the notable Jim Gardner driving along an initially sluggish play to an ultimately satisfactory conclusion. The vivid description of Girty’s involvement in the burning of a Yankee officer proved the high point of the production. Given some work on the first half, this play deserves to go further, though if it does President Lincoln should definitely consider growing a beard, the lack of which was conspicuous. The intermission allowed me to zip through the silver exhibition in the Arts Centre gallery. The work of two artists is uninspiringly displayed, and I suspect one should buy one of the expensive catalogues to fully appreciate the silversmiths art. I coveted the honeypotandone of the chalices, but thought they would be sorely missed even if I was able to spread the rumour that the St. Jerome’s apiarists society had borrowed them as mascots. St. Paddy’s day saw me assiduously avoiding a drop of

the green stuff in the ersatz Olde English Parlous. Sir Arthur Guiness and brewers of fine ales everywhere must have been spinning like tops in their graves as the finest of brews were despoiled in the name of the Saints know what. Fine Scottish tunes were being wildly applauded for their presumed Celtic origins as I left in anguish. The opening night of the Best of Laf at Bingeman Park Lodge was fun. It is described as dinner theatre though this entails a considerable stretch of the imagination since one has to go to another building to eat. My guest and I had already dined at that fine new temple of ‘Nouvelle Cuisine’, the hottest bistro in town ‘Chez Salmo’, so were not disappointed by having to pass up on either the show or sustenance. Largely written by the obviously talented Treb Allen, the Best of Laf entailed two hours of skits, some on local matters. Though some of the scenes were overlong, the funniest of them quite made up for this. The two Quebecair pilots requesting “Clarence to land” from “To-r-on-to To-we?, and the take-off of the ‘Can-do’ bank commercial which degenerated into a sentiment that doesn’t bear repeating in a review as sensitive as this, were excellent. The hilarious highlight of the show was an interminable sermon by a rabid southern preacher which went on and on and on to the boredom and ultimately embarassing discomfiture of his choir. The outstandingly expressive Paul Novak used his massive and mobile body and face to splendid effect in the sketch as well as throughout the show. The fact that this was some of their best material leads me to suspect that previous shows may have dragged a little. Nevertheless, for an amateur group such as this, the comedic output is impressive and one hopes to see more from them in the future. One can also see the potential for a Theatresports challenge between a team from Laft and U of W. I predict it would be riot since some of* the most creative talent on campus has

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The Arts-Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland Lewis Carroll J.M. Dent & Sons Ltd., 1865 All philosophy attempts to define the nature of reality and its spatial/t,emporal relation to humankind. Such works as ’ the dialogues of Socrates by Plato and Black Orpheus by Jean-Paul Sartre are concerned with establishing a base for reality that will provide, a sure terms of reference for the behaviour of human beings and the order of the natural world. The self-examination and questioning that books of philosophy often instigate can be a very painful process indeed, even maddening literally. However, the questions anxiety-inducing raised by a philosophical treatise can be made much more palatable if dispensed in the form of literature, particularly children’s literature. This is the purpose and function of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Alice’s Adventures > in Wonderland is fiction: children’s fiction. Its structure is straightforward: it consists of twelve chapters (and if these are combined with the twelve chapters of Carroll’s the LookingThrough Glass, the companion volume, one will find that the Alice in Wonderland books comprise an epic). It tells the story of a young girl’s dream journey through a nevernever land of logic as twisted as licorice. An all-knowing narrator with some rather sadistic attitudes toward children informs the reader of all pertinent details. However, the narrator understands the adventurous, curious, and very human heroine of the book, Alice, and the reader comes to care very much for her. “What is the use of a book.. . without pictures or conversation?“’ Alice asks herself on the first page of the book. Her question introduces its structural theme: the use of conversation (and some very humourous illustrations) to develop various philosophical arguments. Hence, Alice seeks always to engage someone in a “normal” instead, she conversation; finds herself speaking with people or creatures who riddle, pun, and indulge not in word play, but in word gymnastics. Brilliant repartee, then, is the stock and trade of the book. For instance, Alice is “pleased to (get) into a conversation” with a rather rude Duchess, but it is,more an exercise of search-anddestroy than give-and-take. When Alice says “‘the earth takes twenty-four hours to turn round on its axis-“‘, the Duchess shouts to no one in particular, “Talking of axis . . . chop off her head!” The book’s central chapter, “A Mad Tea Party” presents tit-for-tat or rat-a-tat-tat style conversations. Thus, a Hatter addresses Alice with acidic rudeness: “‘Your hair wants cutting”‘. As well, a March Hare suggests that Alice “‘Take some more tea”’ (when none had been offered her before), and when she replies, “I’ve had nothing yet . . . so I can’t take more”, he retorts: “‘You mean you can’t take less. . . it’s very easy to take nlore than nothing”‘. Ultimately, meaning is lost in,the very vehicles - words

that are supposed to carry it. Exchanges such as the following occur constantly: Hatter: “I dare say you never even spoke to Time,” Alice: “Perhaps not. . . but I have to beat time when I learn music.” The problem encountered is that the pieces of thought given and received in dialogue refuse to fit together to form a coherent picture or pattern of information. Finally, then, Alice recites verses in which “‘some of the words have got altered”‘. The search for meaning in an illogical world where the normal order of things is inverted, or rather suspended (with the result that Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland is not so much light comedy as it is antigravity comedy) is the theme of the book. Alice’s descent into Wonderland mirror’s humankind’s expulsion from Eden - or the womb for that matter - into a confusing, nonsensical, and crazy world Hence, Wonderland is a%&? where logic disintegrates and knowledge is vain (as it is in the “Book of Ecclesiastes”). First, a Rabbit appears - which is normal enough - but then, it “actually (takes) a watch out of its waistcoat pocket”, and that is not cricket. However,-this defunct logic is rehabilitated as a Zen-style passport to inner peace. It is no surprise, then, that Alice keeps trying to fit into her strange, weird, and sometimes threatening environment in a way that will bring her comfort. To do so, she must first answer the question “‘Who in the world am I?“’ At first, she tries using chemical substances (cakes, bottled spirits, and pieces of mushroom), drugs, to ascertain who she is and her place in society. But this attempt fails, and the reader learns that Alice is schizophrenic, a Nowhere Girl. She “likes being two people”, she takes both sides in arguments

Books with herself, and when a hookah-smoking caterpillar asks her twice “‘Who, are you?“‘, Alice cannot answer because she does not know. It is not until she recognizes that she is “‘a little girl”’ (when mistaken for a Serpent) that she is able to find her proper size (beforehand she had been either too big or too small), fit into Wonderland, an. enter the beautiful gardeg f lowers and fountains. “Reality” intrudes at several points throughout the book, through it is a bit deformed. Hence, a baby actually becomes a pig the same way that some spoiled children become materialist gluttons as adults (Alice even thinks of children she knows, “who might do very well as pigs”). Moreover, a Chesire Cat fades in and out like a figure from memory and finally performs a disappearing act resembling that of the Carter Administration, leaving only a toothy grin and the promise of madness, incipient and apparent, in what is to follow. And the strident, Robespierrian Duchess organizes a croquet competition like the Reign of Terror, constantly shouting “Off with his (or her) head!” It is a picture of Hobbesian politics. The issue

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Men’s Competitive Basketball On Tuesday, March 16 the finals in men’s B and C competitive basketball were played. In the B league the

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Worn&n’s Broomball Tournament The first CR Women’s Broomball tournament came to an end Wednesday, March 17, with Magnum Force taking the Adivision. Theydefeated Cold Feet by a score of I-O in a very close game. In B division, Co-op Old Bitches beat the Notre Dame Grads by a score of 1-O. The C division saw the Reccers defeat the Steelerettes in overtime by 2-1. Broom Hilda and the Gang defeated the Rowdies in the D division by the score of 1-O.

Moody Blues coming out as the victors. They defeated the East E Eagles by a score of 3-l in the final game.

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