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by Julie George of UW’s history department, said that he The preliminary hearing for Leo suggested to Johnson that he do a research Johnson, professor at the University of term this fall. “‘Johnson reacted positively Waterloo, has been scheduled for October to this suggestion,” said Walker. 21st, at which time the judge will decide whether the Crown has enough evidence Faculty members usually have two to proceed with a trial. Johnson has been teaching terms and one research term a charged with 15 sexual offenses involving year. The chairperson of each departjuvenile females. He is currently out on ment decides who will teach and who will $25,000 bail, which was posted by several do research in a given term. people including four UW faculty Robin Banks, dean of arts,‘said that the members. decision to change Johnson’s duties was “simply the best judgement of the Johnson was scheduled to teach invidiuals involved in the decision.” Modern Quebec, Life on the Ontario Doug Wright, president of the univerFrontier, and Canadian Business History sity, said “Any final action on the part of this fall, but has now been asssigned to the university will depend on the outcome research duties. Jim Walker, chairperson of the trial,”

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A public lecture which Johnson was to give at the Kitchener Public Library was - also cancelled at his request. Johnson was initially arrested August, following .a complaint by the Children’s Aid Society. He was released on his own recognizance, and was then rearrested August 25 th on further charges of sexual offenses. The later charges were the result of new information relating to incidents prior to the charges of August 20th. Johnson, aged 51, has been at the University of Wa.terloo since 1960, first as a student and then as an associate professor. Johnson is a specialist in social and economic history and Marxist analysis.

OFS blocked

U ofT board impounds by Martin Flood The University of Toronto’s Students’ Administrative Council (SAC) Board has impounded $42,000 of student fees collected this fall. The SAC Board blocked the money from being turned over to the provincial student organization, the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS). The funds will be frozen until a referendum is held to give the students an opportunity to become full paying members of OFS’s successor organization, the Canadian Federation of Students-Ontario. OFS sought to gain the SAC’s board’s approval of a rise in OFS’s student levy from $ I .50 to $3.00 in October of 1980 but the motion was defeated by a two to one margin in a student referendum. At present OFS has agreed to allow SAC the full range of its lobbying, research, and information facilities for

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the previous fee of $1.50. However SAC was not able to vote at the final session of the OFS summer plenary at Trent University. SAC’s status within the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) the national student movement is questionable. U. of T. is a prospective member in CFS and CFS-Ontario, its provincial wing, but has yet to hold a referendum to become a full member. Should SAC exclude itself from OFS in the upcoming referendum then it will be excluded from CFS membership by a CFS by-law that prohibits membership in CFS without membership in the provincial organization. Meanwhile, the $42,000 will remain frozen until OFS (CFS-O) wins a referendum on campus.

Council

Pass-fail, by Ron MacGregor The highlights of Tuesday’s Math Faculty Council meetaside from the usual battery of elections, included the announcement of proposed changes in curriculum, which will affect students in the Math co-op/ teaching and Math/ Chartered Accounting (C.A.) options. The Council also ,passed a motion designating - courses taken on letters of permission at other institutions as either “CR” or “NCR” (“pass”, “fail’:). In recent years, such courses were given a number grade and included in students’ overall averages tthough not in the Math average which is the criteria for graduation). The policy was changed because letters of permission are rarely granted For math courses taken at universities other that UW, :herefore these courses were not relevant to the students’ Math average and should not pe included.

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In an attempt to help advisors in the Math/C.A. option recommend course selections and verify each student’s academic standing, the council passed a motion expanding course designations and specifying required course packages in that program. Students in Math/ CA will not have to choose from packages designated (Math/ C.A.) Optimisation, Statistics, or Information Information Services, on entering third year. The new classifications are intended to help predict the likely future demands on courses in’ the various math packages. The motion also included similar changes in the Math/ Managing Accounting and Math/ Business options. The longest and most complicated motion passed by the Council-concerned modifications to the Honours co-op Math Teaching option. The changes included in the motion were developed over the

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last year as a result of condents enrolled in the program will receive their B.Ed. degree sultation between the Math faculty at UW and the Altafter the term of study at house College of Education A.C.E. has been completed. (A.C.E.) at the University of According to the sponsors of the motion, the revised Western Ontario. program has several advanAlthough the core course re; tages: since courses counting quirements and duration of the program remain basically towards a B.Ed. will be given exclusively at A.C.E., stuunchanged, the motion will dents will no longer have to bring about major changes in take the four extra courses the Math/ Teaching option. In the past, students have , required in the old program over and above the requirenormally taken year one in the ments for a B. Math degree. regular program before applying for admission to the The four month program at Teaching option in year two. A.C.E. will also open up nine The ‘Teaching option will extra, teaching subjects, in now be open only to students addition to Math and Comenrolled in the co-op program , puter Science, to students in who have successfully comthe program. Although teachpleted two work terms. An ing experience in the new eight month term consisting of program will be reduced from six months of teaching and six fourteen to twelve weeks, this will be augmented by the two weeks of study at’ A.C.E. has been replaced by a separate work terms in business and teaching team and a four industry. Equally important, month term at A.C.E. after the crammed and intense six week session at A.C.E. will be students have completed their B.Math requirements. Stueliminated.

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Street Dance by Wendy Goer “The Bavarian (beer) tent will be set up in the parking lot area of Waterloo Square, and the band shell will be.. . on the edge of the parking area with the dancing being done. . . in the street. (King St. between William and Erb),” explained Joe Vasko, co-chairman of B.Ent (Board of Entertainment). He was talking about ‘Dancing in the Streets’, a street dance in celebration of the University of Waterloo’s 25th and the City of Waterloo’s 125th anniversary. Students from Wilfrid Laurier University, the city, and UW will be celebrating Saturday, September 25, 1982 starting at 7:00’,p.m. until midnight. The music will be provided by Bill Kell, a local act, performing. ’ “We’re hoping to get a lot of community people, (but) the majority will be students,” said Vasko. “It’s an area where a great many’students can walk.” A co,uple of thousand people are expected to attend. “We want to get the students down to the Uptown area: the Waterloo Square area. . . so they can see the facilities and the businesses that are there to provide services for them,” said Vasko. “Even some second and third year students aren’t familiar with it. They are limited; . . . their scope is the university . . . . I want to broaden their scope to the Uptown area and also I want to show the people of Waterloo - the residents. . . (that) we can have a street party and not live up to the streotype student reputation. . . “Another street dance (was) held about fifteen years ago, a disaster. A riot alomst broke out.“The risk ofanotherxlisaster is small. The usual B.Ent security crew will be present along with additional people from Wilfrid Laurier and B.Ent. The main financial burden is on the Federation of Students . . . Altogether we’re looking at between four and five thousand dollars.” Before deciding to operate the Bavarian tent the cost was estimated at two thousand dollars. There was no admission charge but with the beer sales and the contributions made by WLU and the City of Waterloo, the Federation is hoping to break even. . The City, police, and the Uptown Businessman’s Association been very enthusiastic and supportive of the event. The Association’s support is most welcome at B.Ent. where, “the biggest problem we have. . . is getting licences off campus. . . we’re second class citizens if we apply for a li,quor permit outside of the university,” concluded Vasko.

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Come one, come all by Teresa Varellas With this year’s 25th Anniversary, the University of is proud to present the gala event of the year. The 25th Anniversary Ball is co-sponsored by the UW Faculty and Staff Association, The Women’s Club, Federation of Students, and Alumni Affairs and Development, and therefore promises to be the social event of our anniversary year. This special semi-formal event will take place Friday, November 26th, 1982 at the renowned Bingeman Park Ballroom. Festivities will include cocktails at $:30 p.m. followed by a smorgasbord dinner at 6:30 p.m. During this eventful evening the acclaimed,Conrad Grebel Choir will feature a specially commissioned number called Ceremonies on an Anniversary, with its text written by Larry Cummings and music by Leonard Enns. For those of you wishing to perform in the choir, call extension45 or44 or the music office at 885-0220. After the interlude you can dance the night away with music by Opus II. Tickets are still available at the U W Arts Centre Box Office it $17.50 per person. For those on-campus groups, to avoid disappointment buy your tickets now. Come out and enjoy :his gala event and make it your end of year celebration. For more information contact: Chairman, Karen Mueller, :xt. 3518, or committee members Marilyn Clarke, ext. 2535, Joy S. Roberts, ext. 2038, Reine Schuster, ext. 2729, and Wim Simonis, ext. 2478.

comprised oft wa divisional libraHe++ and ,one blanch &brafy all of ti@ch are located on the U W campus. Together they hiouse wgdl over 3 &illioq books, @@odiq.& microfoxm mateyjak phonographic records, yuditj ‘cassettes, go-verti.herit pt.&‘.liiatiaFs, tiaps and aerialphotogrqphs. -Thestaff together with .‘I tht$aculty ofthe uriivetsity work ta&ike the i5ibrarj.a b&efOi’ teaching, study and .re&earch. me ;$en;yices iprovided by the Library are, avai!abZe to:all Uri/ students, ;ipfr;*ar& facklty. ’ _AM&i and Tejnbers of the cbmmunity may also apply for borrowing t@r$iileges. A. brief de&ption bf thL) services is sriiiimarized below. For tiore.detailed information, pick up a copy .of -the Library Handbook available at the Information /.. _ ,J p _ Desks it&ill three ‘libraries. Locatiotrs: ,~. -- !

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Belly dancers open series by Chris human A form of dance never before seen on this campus opened the World of Dance Series “Aperitif” last Wednesday. It’s from the Middle East, over 5,OqO years old and anybody can do it - belly dancing.

of Sicilian dance, 10,000 years older than the belly dance Westerners envision. The amazing hip movements we are familiar with were introduced by the Turks about 2,000 years ago. After the stiffness of the first dance (or “routine” as the speaker put it) the audience could see a “loosening up” of the movements, costumes and music. Angularity remained but foot movements were added, as well as oily shoulder rolls The show moved sideways with innocuously encugh, graceful arm gestures, swirling scarves, and vertical body waves. The speaker, though friendly, was rather without She class or conviction. seemed to be reciting her facts about her dance form and her off-colour remarks were out of place. The dancers were at home during the last routine. This

This dance group of four women from Hamilton each performed solos as well as a ‘male’/female duet. The first solo dragged along, not languidly but statically. The dancer would extend her arms to the side, wrists flexed in opposite directions. They would reverse their positionsand move together as in prayer. Then the head would shift to the right and then to the left. No two body parts moved simultaneously. Belly dancing?

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Well, I wasn’t exactly thrilled with the prospect ofcovering a Friday night pub at the Waterloo Inn. It wasn’t just the fact 07 being a photographer stuck with writing - a review but Friday night pubs do not have the tradition of being very exciting. Nothing wrong with Blue Peter; they were to be the highlight of a depressing first week back to classes. It was the Waterloo ,Weekend Syndrom that threatened to attack - would anyone be here to go to the pub or would they all pack their bags and go home as usual?. I remember a pub back in first year on a Friday night.. . the place was deserted. Who wants to be one of fifteen people there? Not to mention how foolish you feel snapping photos on an empty dance floor. So, it was with some misgiving that I made toward W.M.I. Allowing a couple of hours for the warm-up band and a few more hours for people to drift in, 10 p.m. seemed the right time to go. The first sign of life was in the parking lot (not steamed-up windows). It was full. . . naturally, it was raining. As I made my way upstairs, I tried toappear casual. . . pretend to be only mildly interested in the pub.. . if it looksempty, you can always snicker and go down to Ruby’s . . . a hopeful sign! . . . squashed cigarette butts . . . must have been a heard of stiidents through here . . . yup. Not only is there someone here, the place is sold out. Everyone was there: Trendies in mini skirts, machos in leather, jocks in baseball caps, and of course, the usual blue-jeaned majority. A surprising number of Frosh ventured from campus and even had a good time. People started moving to the taped music, staking out territory before the floor was swamped with dancers. Ican’t give a critical review. Blue Peter played all their hits as everyone wanted to hear. I had a great time and so did most others who were there. It was the first succesful pub this year maybe Friday night won’t be such a wasteland around here after all. __ ,. . Photo and story by Katherine Suboch

one was of the Cabaret-style, said to be similar to that in present day Egypt. It was a very flashy solo for the speaker - red and pink garb, intricate rhythms,castanets, a great amount of movement across the floor and emphatically in the torso. Here, the skill and strength of belly dancing as we know it, became apparent. Thedancer maintained three rhythms one with the hips swaying, the hip vibrating, and the castanets clacking. She could ease down onto her back, belly bouncing, and float up again. She was hotly seductive.

It was explained by one of the dancers later, that this solemn sleeper was a example

as the professionals, I realized the cause for the sterility of the earlier dances lack of context. Social dance, as belly dance was, (for parties, engagements, weddings) is not particularly difficult in content. . Not intended for isolated performance but sharing with others, belly dance was a form structured interaction and self-generated entertainment. Thus, the final bit of fun between audience and performers worked because it became closer to the social situation. The last belly dance worked because it was designed to be performed. The entire group of dances did not work, although I suppose they were instructive. But I think I would prefer to try this form of social dance than watch it. As I would with disco or square dance. Or Renaissance dance? that one is next week.

She and her cohorts, enticed (coerced?) male members of the audience into the performing area after she had finished her routine. While watching these surprisingly uninhibited men hit the spirit of the dance, every bit asgood

Canadian Environment Conference Canadian Environmental problems, the progress, setbacks, and new approaches to solving them will be the theme for a conference at the University of Waterloo, September 30th and October 3 I st. The Canadian Environment An Integrated Approach, which begins Thursday evening and runs all day Friday, is open to everyone ($5 for students, $10 for general public); registration is available from the sponsor, Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG). This conference is an extension of WPIRG’s longstanding interest in environmental issues including ten years of research and action on mercury poisoning, occupational health, asbestos,‘acid rain, and toxic waste. WPIRG is a student funded and directed organization here on campus. It conducts research and education on social, environmental and other issues in the publie interest. For more information contact Alison Sterling or Phil Weller at 8849020.

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Cryptic Clues c Every standard cryptic clue has two parts: the definition and the cryptisart. The cryptic part suggestsanother way toarrive at the answer to the definition. It will be a form of word play. The cryptic part will contain an indicator which hints at what type of word play is involved. For example, for an acronym, you’d see an indicator like initiali’y, since an acronym involves taking initi&letteix. Tricky? A bit.‘The two parts willalways be arranged in a way that disguises the clue. as a sentence or sentence fragment with a totally different meaning.%

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If you get stuck, refer to the clue breakdowns for the crossword. They won’t give you the answerbut they’ll help you ‘see’how to get it. The notation is basically Barry Higgs’ from ’ The New York Times Guide to So&g Cryptics, Crosswords and Artagrams and it’s verygood. The notation is explained at the start of the breakdown section. But if you breakdown on the breakdown section, the answers are on page 7.

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Clue Breakdowns (Crossword 1) The following notation is used to identify the parts of each clue: “The definition is shown in double quotes.” ‘ 7he indicator is shown in italics. The extra (the) or (a) will be in parentheses, where applicable. THE PART CONTAINING THE HIDDEN WORD IS IN CAPITALS.

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1. 2, 3. 6. 8. 11. 12. 13.

-“A-n$mber” qfCONTENDERS. -“The final word of a prayer” in TESTAMENTS. “Stop” in WITH ALTERNATIVES. “Polite term”found in SHOP LEASES. “Not the greater”part ofWALES SERFS. “It used to be you” in THE EVENING. “Direction” ofTHE ASTEROID. “A dessert” obtainedfrom POPPIES:

1. 3. 4. 7. 9.. 10.

pitfall” ofEXTRA PARTS. “Christian, for example” ispartlv AN AMERICAN. “City” in YUGOSLAVIA THEN SWITZERLAND. I“It catches animals” in WESTERN ETHIOPIA. “Most reliable”part ofPORTABLE STEPS. “Halt” in themiddleof(the) THIRD-LASTOPERATION. “Strange symbol”from PERU NEVER. “Formal wear” in SCOTTIES.

Before Starting Crossword 2 You should have Crossword 1 done before reading this. It would also help to look at the Answers and Notes section on page 7 to read the extra notes for 1l-across and 2-down, and to compare them with the definitions in those clues. In order to go further you must understand the concept of joiner words. The person who constructs the crossword, called the compiler, sometimes has to take advantage of a word that joins the definition to the cryptic part. The word is called a joiner. Bed that Spart of the cottage.

(3)

The definition in this clue is “bed” and the answer ispart yfthe word COTTAGE. The answer, of course, is COT. The extra word in this clue, that’s, is simply a joiner that means that is the same as. The clue could equally be written with a different joiner, for: Bedforpart

of the cottage.

(3)

The words and, but, with and for are all common

Some topological game. (4) Scorch his ears, partly. (4) Ruin the film, perhaps, with some sex poses. (6) Some urban term for ridicule. (6) Healthy as an egg, partly. (4) Middav. and no one hides it. (4)

Down

Down 1. “The 2. 3. 4. 7. 9. 10. 11.

Crossword 2 Across

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You’ll notice that in Crossword 1 the clues were all of the form (definition . . . indicator . . . concealing words). This regular order is not very realistic for a regular cryptic crossword. The definition may in fact goat the beginning or the end. The only restriction is that the entire cryptic part stay together. That is, the indicator must be right beside the concealing words . . . neither the definition nor a joiner can go between them. Because&this, if you can pick out a joiner, you know that on one side of it is the entire definition and nothing but that. The other side, of course, will be theentire cryptic part. Now try Crossword 2.

1. 2. 3. 5. 6. 8.

Clue Breakdowns

Across 1. 3. 4. 7. 9. 10.

Some TOPOLOGICAL: “game”. “Scorch”: HIS EARS, partly. “Ruin the film, perhaps” with some SEX POSES. Some URBAN TERM for “ridicule”. “Healthy”: AS AN EGG, part(J?. “Midday” and NO ONE hides it.

Down 1. 2. 3. 5. 6. 8.

Bits of T URNIP AREN’T for “mother or father”. “Capital” of CZECHOSLOVAKIA. Some PAST ABILITY: “To kill with a bayonet”. “It c’ould be a woman” making up SUPER SONNETS. “The limit” of UNQUESTIONED GENIUS. “A light”: SHONE ON at the end.

Answers and Notes 1) 1. Ten 2. Amen 3. Halt 4. Please 8. Lesser 11. Thee (it used to be the word for ‘you’) 12. East 13. Pie Down: 1. Trap 2. Name (for example, a Christian one, as opposed to a family one) 3. Athens 4. Net 7. Ablest 9. Stop 10. Rune 11. Tie (Crossword 2) Across: 1. Polo 3. Sear 4. Expose 7. Banter 9. Sane 10. Noon Down: 1. Parent 2. O&o 3. Stab 5. Person 6. Edge 8. Neon (it was at the end of SHONE ON).

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Acid Rain Crisis “‘Acid rain threatens to create ecological disaster in Canada and throughout much of North America, as well as Europe,” states Waterloo Public Interest Group (WPIRG) member Phil Weller in a feature article located on our centrespread section. He is responsible for most of the writing and research for the feature articles which begin on page 12, the main one of which initially appeared in The New Internationalist. This week our cover and feature pages are crying withacid rain. We would like to focus our readers attention on this disasterous reality which affects us all. The basis of the problem is twofold, that is, educating people to the problem and affecting positive response and reaction which moves toward resolving the acid rain crisis. Ronald Reagan deserved his protest response from Canadians during his visit here last year. He has followed the legacy of Gerald Ford and Richard Nixon when it comes to short-sighted, uncompromising stands on environmental issues. His generalattitude is a prime example of his ignorance (along with many others) to the severity of the acid rain situation. It is an attitude which bolsters the ‘self-righteous and callous approach by most - businesses involved with the issue. Fortunately for the rest of us,

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WPIRG and others are not sitting back and allowing the offenders to pollute the environment totally unchecked e In related articles in this issue of Imprint, you can find out about the International Rain Caravan, which has done a significant job toward educating people to the problem at hand. Too many Americans are not aware that there is a problem, and that positive strides can only be made through cooperation and joint efforts between Canada and the U.S. WPIRG and OPIRG’s efforts

over the summer with the Michigan Air Pollution Control Commission is another step in the right direction, it is at least one indication that there is some understanding and recognition on the American side. WPIRG continues to monitor the situation (see page 13). WPIRG deserves much praise for their efforts to date. We encourage everyone to take a close, hard look at the acid rain issue and read through the feature articles as an effort toward informing yourself. We also encourage your response. Len Gamache

Contributing Staff: John W. Bast, Chris Bauman, Paul Blagden, Terry Bolton, Ieanne Burkholder, Don Button, Linda Carson, Roxanne Charette, George Elliott Clarke, John Curtis, Donald Duench, Martin Flood, Kathy Foster, Len Gamazhe, Jim Gardner, Julie George, Wendy Goer, Brian Grady, Bandy Hannigan, Sylvia Hannigan, Glenn Harper, Tammy Horne,,W. Jim Jordan, Mark Kahn& Jim Kinney, Karena Kraenzle, Laura Kulper, Peter MacLeod, Cathy McBride, John McMullen,AllanMears,ScottMurray,TimPerlich,KarenPlosz, James Puttick, Wanda Sakura, Todd Schneider, Fraser Simpson, Katherine Suboch, Dan Trombley, Paul Zemokhol.

Stentorianbellowsfrom JohnW.Bast,DonButtonandLindaCarsonas the fishing boat overturned under the strain of Scott on the line, disguised as a giant pike, caused Sylvia to drop the tea and coffee, soakingRoxanneCharette,JimGardner,WendyGoerandBrianGrady, who were sitting on the deck of the yacht Ocraphica “Vicious, horrible slimeguppy!” criedcathy, who was upset about having to sit inBrian’s now wet lap. “Was that an insult, a description or a compliment?” inquired retired mathNEWS editor Jim Jordan who was onboardto tutor a course in drinking. “Gee, .how do I get into that course?” said John McMu, Todd., Paul, Tim and Jim Kinney simultaneously. “Just write me an article or two and I’ll sign you in,” smirked Professor G-he. “What time is it?” interruped Chris. “It’s 10:30; time to go home!” cried Julie across the deck receiving glares from Fraser and Katherine and a sympathetic chuckle from John Curtis and Donald Duench. “Woman overboard!” yelled Martin Flood as Dan rushed to rescue Leanne Burkholder from the jaws of the ad manager, who was %oking for others to help him do his dirty deeds. “Well, that’s life,” said Allan and Wanda together as the crew sailed off mto the dawn

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Radio Shack not an ideal summer employer To the editor: Perhaps your summer employment situation was similar to mine. First off, we can all relate to the rather sparse job market. If you could get summer employment, fortune did indeed smile. Well, the employer can relate to this scenario as well, and as you might have noticed a high proportion of job offerings at the student employment centre were at best only mihimum wage. Then too, how many students, because of their short commitment to the wqrk force found that their employer sought to find replacements in July or early August. Further yet, there is probably a significant number of student workers who were required to carry out exceptionally undesireable tasks or who were forced to put up with petty power trippers just to make enough for the ‘82-.‘83 tuition. In other words, while some employers are quite decent, there were some real jerks out there. Here is my story. .What would you call the employers I worked for? After a fairly intense effort of seeking employment during May, I ended up with a job as a sales clerk at Radio Shack. To begin with, the manager of one store neglected to pay me for the first four days that I had worked. Did he think that I was gullible? ‘Did he think I would not notice? Perhaps he forgot. During the initial period of employment, ie., the first month, the bookkeeping on overtime worked was not always accurate. Guess who wound up on the short end of the stick. By law, the July 1st holiday is a paid holiday, provided that the employee “earned wages for part or all of each day on at least fifteen days in the thirty days immediately before the general holiday”. A fellow employee took his complaint to a second store manager who promptly answered that Radio Shack policy required three months service before legal holidays became paid holidays. Could it be they wanted us to take July 4th instead of July lst? Next on the list is the mitiimum wage. An employee at Radio Shack is paid either 7% commission on all sales or minimum wage, whichever is higher. You might guess which was usually higher, but this is not the complaint. The minimum wage went to $4/hour on July 1st, (thanks to the Manitoba NDP,) but somehow for the full month of July, a third manager had not yet become aware of the change. Radio Shack policy requires stereo music to be played from store opening to closing. Did he miss all those news casts dating back to April when the press first got wind of the new minimum wage law. 7 I hope it was only corporate inefficiency, otherwise I might feel his actions were morally unjustified, not to mention legally unjustified. These issues were not contested while still employed because there was, of course, conflict over commissions. You can well imagine what getting credit for com&ssions was like. The “Battle of the Jerks” has of course been presented to the Employment Standards branch of the Labour Board and 1 am fully.confident that the situation would be sett,led very much in my favour. I also believe that my case for getting two weeks severance pay for being fired on the spot is quite good. I therefore expect to get all the money owed to me. But that is not all! The above scenario occurred between three different managers and two different store locations. Is there sufficient grounds to say that a pattern of taking advantage of employees is standard practice at Radio.Shack? I think so, and I find it abhorrent to put it mildly, and 1 haveagrave concern and sympathy for those employees at Radio Shack who are still under the gun without recourse. Radio Shack, in accordance with studies quoted by the District Manager for the Winnipeg area, (a former U.S. Marine, according to a fourth manager,) is [he No. 1 most profitable electronics supplies corporation in the United States. Does the higher profit margin come from forgetting ab&ut overtime, which days were worked, and what the correct minimum wages are? If you feel such behaviour is wrongand want to help in the effort to put out a clear signal that such abuses are not tolerated in this country, then proceed as follows: if you have, or know anyone who has ever, worked for Radio Shack and has experienced similar treatment please have them contact me at thisaddress: 22-501 McMillan Avenue, ’ Winnipeg, Manitoba All contacts will be kept in strictest confidence. Buy Canadian, boycott Radio Shack. Roger T. Toews University of Manitoba - Arts III

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CTake Back The Night’ by Aruna Srivastava Women’s Action Co-operative In the past few,years, “Take Back the Night” has become the cry of women who are angry, bitter and, mostly, afraid of the increasing violence perpetrated against us in the form of sexual assaults such as rape, and through “popular” culture pornography. “Take Back the Night” marches have been regular events in Britian, Europe, Australia and the United States. In Canada they have become more frequent in response to the recent spate of sexualassaultsinTorontoand Vancouver and to the NFBfilm Nota Love Story. This film points out what many of us were just beginning to realize -;- that the images of women in pornography reinforce the motives behind v’iolent sexual assault, particularly against women and children. Last Fridayevening,fourofusfromWACattendedinGuelph one of the several “Take Back the Night” marches being held across Canada. Guelph’s Women Against Violence Against Women (WAVAW) and Women in Crisis organized the’event, with the help of other groups such as the University of Guelph’s Women’s Issues Collective. These marches are a response to those who have long urged us to stay at home, dress carefully (i.e. not provocatively), travelingroups, and use male escorts to avoid sexual harassment (and prolong our lives). Now we say no. Surely women should be as free as men are to dress as we want and to go where, when and how we please. To protest and fight, both individually and in groups is the way to do this. Self defense is the answer, not locking ourselves up, with or without our menfolk. The lock-yourselves-insideladies edict ignores the fact that over eighty percent of all rapes are committed by male friends or relatives, in the “safety” of ‘home or school. To this end, then, over two hundred women gathered in Guelph and, armed with itinerary and several slogans, wended their way through downtown Guelph. At mid-march, we’ stopped to hear a speech (and pique the curiosity of the Friday evening crowd in Guelph). At the end of the march our spirits and energy were raised even higher by a talk exhorting us to direct this energy into any of many useful directions; Guelph has many groups dedicated to fighting violence against women and helping women in crisis. Acelebratory dance afterwards, to which men required an escort, allowed us to meet with likeminded women, an exhilarating experience in these days of hostility towards our efforts. There ‘was one major point of contention, though, which led to a heated argument in the days before the march. Only women

were invited to participate in the march itself. Many women who came (and many who refused, on principle) felt this to be unfair and wrong-minded. There are men who are strongly opposed to violence against women and are supportive of our protests. These men would add numbers to such a protest and would encourage othermen to think about, and perhaps act on, the situation. Interested men should thus be allowed to protest in the same way as women are. The organizers, representing the “against” faction, argue that men cannot and do not experience sexual harassment’as women doand that therefore thisisa women’s issue to be fought by women alone. Men present at such a march will either reinforce the image of man as protector(which isone objection we have) or of man as necessary assistant to any cause women fight. Still, the issue was only settled by the organizers i*nsisting that their wishes be respected. Only the march was off limits. Still, there were a handful of men accompanying us, mostly from the media. Others with cameras marched resolutely along beside us, taking pictures to validate their presence. No objections. A group of concerned men were invaluable in providing childcare and behind-thescenes support, which is always badly needed and not a popular job in such events. Before the march, I was firmly vascillating on the issue ol male participation. It seemed to me that men concerned enouglto appear should participate inthe march, and would swell the ranks. Upon further reflection, though, I feel that tht organizers’concerns were valid. Violence against women in the form of rape, wife-beating and pornography concern womer especially, and reclaiming the safety of the night is the object o the victims, women. This fight is ours to win. The cynic in me i awake again, and I can’t help feeling that the truly caring maI will be as content to take care of the children and the coffee as hc will be to share the limelight. Surely he will see, or try to, tha whether it be in a group meeting or on a march, women must a times rely on themselves. That’s the point, isn’t it? _. This was my first march, and 1 came away feeling all thos things described by so many before me - sense of communit} excitement, and especially a sense of triumph that stemmec from walking at night in a city and being able to jeer back at earful of leaning-out rowdy rednecks with impunity. To be abl to do that always, and alone--that’s what “take back the night means.

Engineer 0 rientation Orientation Week in Engineering saw the arrival of 730 Frosh engineers to the University of Waterloo campus. * Events started last week with talks from faculty and representatives. Eng. Sot. These were followed by class pictures and campus tours. Field day was held at Columbia Field on Wednesday. Activities included a tug-ofwar, an egg toss, and a “circle

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To the Editor: We wish to make it known that the Greek Student Association of UW, concerned for the rights of the life of all people and about the peace in the Middle East, condemns the massacre of the Palestinian refugees in Lebanon. We ask the governments of Greece and Canada to press for a peaceful solution on the Palestinian problem, recognizing the rights of the Palestinians for a homeland. The Greek Student Association University of Waterloo

sit”. After a lunch of hotdogs’ and pop, the Scavenger Hunt lists were distributed. Thursday morning at 7: 15, the hunt ended with a group of bleary-eyed prbspective civil engineers being declared the victors. Next, the Frosh were called upon to do their part for the university grounds in the Campus Beautification event. . Thursday night was time for a continuation of the traditional “nurses pub” when Glider was featured in a pub co-sponsored with the Conestoga nurses and the Arts Student Union. Friday’s events started with an Ultimate Frisbee tournament on Columbia Field. A proximately seven minutes. bus push around Ring Road prepared the Frosh for their Later, movies were shown in first pub crawl. By the time the Arts Lecture Hall. Early Sunday morning, the they got home, all the Frosh Frosh were joined by the knew where Breslau was! Saturday began with the Engineer’s Hard Hat Band and the Orientation Comsale of paper clips as “admittee members in a tour to justable jewelry”. Approximately $100.00 was raised help students in the residences from this sale. This money was wake up. A trip to Elora Gorge completed the week’s activsplit between the E$ig Brothers and Big Sisters groups in the ities. K-W area. Saturday afterOne of the highlights of the week was the appearance of noon there was a football the engineering mascot, THE game outside Waterloo square. Play lasted for apRJ DGI D TOOL, at a rally held

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decades. One research team concluded, “We have found no other reason for attributing the reduction in tree growth to any cause other than acidification.” Visible scars have been observed on. leaf surfaces of plants exposed to acid rain. In the United States the Environmental Protection Agency has demonstrated acid rain damage to apples and tomatoes as well as radishes, beets, carrots, mustard greens and broccoli. The effects of acid rain are not limited

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Five members of Ontario and U.S. Public Interest Research Groups took their concerns about acid rain on the road this summer by converting an old school bus into a mobile acid rain education unit. Travelling 4000 miles across eastern North America, the International Acid Rain Caravan stopped in 40 cities and towns making presentations to cottagers, tourists, municipal councils and citizens groups. Armed with displays, films, literature, buttons and T-shirts, the caravan members, two Canadians and three Americans, were attempting to build support for tougher air pollution controls in both the U.S. and Canada. “We’re appealing to the people to tell governments what to do.” said Bob Bellfrod of Buffalo. The idea of for a caravan developed during a February speaking tour in Canada by Ralph Nader the founder of the Public Interest Research Groups. The caravaners, two members of the fledgling Toronto PIRG and three members from New York PIRG, began their tour in Toronto on June28th by presenting Toronto Mayor Art Eggleton with an acid rain umbrella. The group then set off on its six week journey which included stops in Montreal; Rochester, N.Y.; Bangor, Maine; Montpelier, ‘Vermont; Albany, N.Y.; and Boston, Massachusetts. One of the major concerns of the caravan was to raise the profile of the acid rain issue in the United States. “ In many cities” says caravaner Mark Jackson “it is really clear the Americans are not aware of the problem of acid rain.” Controlling acid rain,requires a joint effort between Canada and the United States, a fact the caravan stressed. In the cities they travelled to, the caravaners met with local citizens groups to collaborate efforts and organize strategies to deal with acid rain. “Building grassroots support for acid rain controls is necessary” says Kai Millyard, a Toronto PIRG member. Everywhere they have been, the caravan has generated media attention and public support. The enthusiastic response they have received is greatly needed to influence legislators currently revising the Clean Air Act. Stressing that citizens can and should make their voices heard, the caravan has provided an important step towards unifyingand strengthening Canadian and U.S. citizens efforts to influence the future condition of our environment. Karen Fliess, Phil Weller WPIRG

hundreds and thousands of years of history. Some of Europe’s most treasured buildings are being seriously damaged by acid rain’s corrosive powers. It is estimated that acids have aged the Acropolis in Greece more in the past few decades than in the past two thousand years. Ironically, the limestone Parliament buildings in Ottawa, where president Reagan extended his hand of friendship to Canada, are being corroded away by the destructive power of acid rain. Steel and other metal structures also corrode more quickly when exposed to acid rain. The U.S. Council on Environmental Quality estimates that in total over two billion dollars worth of structural damage from acid rain is caused each year in the United States. The environmental and social costs‘of acid rain are escalating rapidly, while polluting sources continue to pump millions of tonnes of sulphur and nitrogen oxides skyward. North America produces over 30 million tonnes of suphur oxides and 22 million tonnes of nitrogen oxides per year.’ U.S. sources contribute over 85 per cent of these acid causing pollutants. The major sources of these gases are fossil-fuelled generating stations which, in the U.S., have nearly quadrupled their output of the pollutants over the past 25 years. Throughout Europe similar amounts of sulphur and nitrogen oxides are released. During 1978 total man-made emissions of sulphur in Europe amounted to greater than 33 million tons. As in North America most of these emissions come from fossil fuel combustion - particularly sulphur laden coal. Released from the belching smokestacks of one country, these pollutants can travel thousands of miles to other countries and be deposited as acid rain. Canada, for example, receives much of its acid rain from the United States while Norway, one of the most severely acid-impacted areas receives over 90 percent of its acid rain from Britain, Germany, and other European countries. Technology does exist to prevent the release of these pollutants. At power plants “Flue gas desulphurization technology . . . over several years of operation has demonstrated increasing reliability and levels of performance in removing up to 90 per cent of

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~ On July 20, 1982 the Michigan Air Pollution- Control Commission met to consider an application by. Detroit Edison Power Company to relax Sulphuremissionkandardi for the companies’ Monroeplant south of Detroit. Theplant, 1which is one of the largest coal burninggeneratingstations in North America, was one of several plants ii Michigan ordered in. 1978 to cut it ‘ssuphur emissions by burning lower sulphur coal. The company however had- applied t6 the comisaion to relax the 1978 standards. Thefollowing letter, expressing concern about the Monroeplarits contribution to acid r&,-was sent to the Commission by the. Water&o Public Interest Research Group at the University-of Waterloo in conjunction pith the Ontario PublicInterest Research Group in Windsor, Ontario. ._ STATEMENT TO THE MICHI-&AN AIR POLLUTION CONTROL CO&IMISSION RE: SULPHUR EMISSIONS AT DET.ROIT EDISON MONROE PLANT

Governments and- induitry, discussing For INC.0 ns,” says the U.S: I in the U.S., E. S. B. Ray-0-Vat. economics of pdllution abatemefit, continue the 238 million dollar purchase was deemed . of this control to, avoid‘ the enor&ou’s *social’ &a environto, be a profitable’investm-ent and made gpodslow. Companies / merital ‘costs . t~~-ir ’ ‘ti~o~lutidn - ~~~eates. -.In business sense. For the dying lakes in bf this technology as Ontario, if lakes continue to aGidif9 at their northern Ontarioand otherdownwiiidareas, to curtail pollution currerit rate, over 20,000 jobs in the tourist the deal made no sense at all. Discussing the elters ‘also exists. and resort industry will be lost. A similar decision not to install the pollution lternational Nickel situation exists in Norway where a major equipment, company Vice Presidmt Stuart ntario, the wbrld’s porti6n of the fishery industry has been . Warner remarked, “Those modifications sulphur emissions, eliminated. Quite simply, there is nothing -.would have only been contemplated as a lute their sulphur economical about destroying the land oh social investment and who knows how to ons per day. The which we depend for our survival. The . evaluate a social investment?’ opt the proposal, United Steel Workers of America, the trade Most govesnmen.tst far from protecting ai”. A Canadiati union representing workers at the INCO the public from the hazards of acid rain, lated this sulphur Sudbury smelter, has underlined that “a have consistently upheld the right of i million dollars in clean ehvironm&t means more jobs.” companies to release these polutant+ Caught 1area. Happily, alternativeS do exist. Pollutioti by the contradictions of a system that places ponse to pollu$ng control equipment is available for gen&economic growth and profits above all else, r. As Gus Speth, atLng stations and ore smelters. Much-they have been merely watching the reports ‘resident’s Counciland ingenuity ‘have also been them of the danger of-, iesearkh y reported: . pile higher, warning expended in finding ways‘ of generating acid ra;n. Like the limestone ro&.s#and soil reduce air enbrgy that does not create the kind of buffering fhe effects of acid‘ rain on the DUS one: Get pollution that leads to acid rain. The wind, environment, government usually serves as a It some folks the sun, and the use pf conservation to reduce -buffer to the eff&ts .of industry on society., :h. Instead of the -need for energy are all non-polluting The size of the demonstration President y money and a,&ernatives to ’ fossil fuelled generating Reagan received in Ottawa was an indirect ur and &her stations, Itis important to realiie that. acidresponse to his belief and prbmotion of the nissions they rain is a political problem’% problem’thtitnir pollution viewpoint that casting-aside; environmental requires public pressure being bkought to f sight/ out of regulation is the only way to boost a sagging operated on bear against -polluting sources and hesitant economy. U.S. industry leaders have geared the solution governments. ‘- ’ up for ;f massive assault on environmental f their dmake In Canada, the Canadian Coalition on ’ laws; laws that do not effectively control here atmosAcid Rain,(a collection of concerned interest sulphur and nitrogen pollution. Anne 1 carry the groups) has ‘formed to exert prc.ssure for I, Hughey, reporting in the business magbzfne : source, and needed controls on ‘both Canadian and U.S. Forbes, says the Business Roundtable,, the ents used to poiiticans. U.S. environmental hnd labour _ Chamber of Commerce and th6 National la-lity in that groups uniting under the banner of the Clean Association of Manufacturers are all active industry groups pressing for a relaxatioti of Air Coalition have also been \actively challenging the business efforts to relax -ather than solving: air pollution standards. 0. B. Burns of the , has simply spread pollution standards. And, during May of Manufacturers Association claimed at a 1981 a number of European environmental recent press conference that the “Clean Air of implementing Act and other regulations are so rigid they groups gathered in Sweden for a Europeart; :s, invest in further Conference on Acid Rain. Conference discqurage innovation irk developing new : and thus avoid the partibipants developed a plan for increased products, newsmanufacturing pr#esses, , .and ronmental costs of’ new pollution public awareness and political action on the control techniques.“, 2 companies pointacid rain issue. In Britain, Germany, and the Netherlands vironment official L governments It has become increasinglyclear that the have been equally iax in always better arid health and wel.fare of ,people and the enforcing strict regulations to control these Lvailable cash thanL environment must take precedence over the air pollutants. In Britain, where tall stacks case in point was #profit and growth imperatives of the past. have b6en a major part of ‘~pollution control same time it said it Canadian ,protesters on Parliament Hill are ‘programs”, future increased use of coal could hoping that the message to Reagan and drastically accelerate the acidificatioe probn controls, INCO.tery manufacturer athersti like him is . ~clear - “Stop Acid Rain”. lem in Scandinavia. ; : P - .“. . .. -’ ” “...-. . , .^ -\

During the past four years, public interest research groups , ii Optario have been actively researching .the issue of acid rain. After thorough analysis of the available scientific iriformation, we have condluded that sulphur and nitroger .oxides released throughout’ ‘North America are having a dramatic and damaging effect >n the environment in both Canada ahd the Uhited States. Since publication of our book Acid Rain: The Silent Crisis in 1980, we have coritinued to examine the research on the eff&ts of acid rain. Almost daily scientific research infprmation . reinforces the . present knowledge that acid rain is ca.using significant de,struction of the natural and human environments of our two countries. The National Research Councjl of Can&da and the United States National Academy of Sciences are but two of the organizations that have recognized this threat to our heritage: .We would like to draw your attention ,as well to the October 1981 report of the U.S. - Canada Memoradum of Intent by -the Transboundary Air Ppllution Impact. Assessment Working Group which carefully teported acid rain’s insidious damage. -. Acid rain is no longer a silent crisis. It is a well known and thoroughly documented corrosive threat which can be prevented. Action is required by both otir countriesto curtail sulphur and nitrogen oxide emissions. A former Canadian Environment Minister, Romeo LkBlanc, remarked in 1977: . , Clearly this (acid rain) is a problem of conc&fi and one that will get worse- if nothing is done ‘- and soon. Despite all co-operation that exists between‘, Canada and th.e United States, I believe we have both been negligent in this area. What we have allowqd to happen, innocently ehough perhaps, is a massive international exchange of air pollutants, and neither party to this exchange isJree of guilt.

Befpre the Comm’&sion- today is an application to relax sulphur emission standards for the Detroit Edison Monroe Plant. We’wish to express to the Commission our grave concern that extension of the d?adline for sulphur reduction at the power plant will only protong and intensify the damage being caused by sulphur oxide being tansformed into acid rai_n, On August 2trd, 1980, CanaQagnd the United States signed a memorandum of ,intent which pledged both countiies to work towards reduction of acid- causing emissions. Relaxa9n of sulphur guidelines fo‘rthe Detroit Edison Plant would seriously undermine the hope that we ,placed in the pledge by our two countries to solve the acid rain problem. We hope in your consideration of the-request for an extension of tsulphug reduction requirement dates by Detroit Edison that you w?-%onsidey the following points: 1) Splphur and nitrogen oxides released into the airsheds ,of power plants such as the Mohroe Power Plant are major contributors to the toxic damage caused by acid rain; ~2) acid rain has well documented economic, environmental and social effects on our ttio countries, and 3) methods to -prevent sulphur discharges into the atmosphere (including relatively inexpens,i$i techniques such as coal *washing) are available and operating in many. ,’ power plants, We thank ‘you . for tie opportunity to express our Viewpoint; while makir:g your, decision we hopi that-you will cocsider these points carefully. We will continue to ‘press indust.ry and provincial and federal governments in Canada to reduce’canadian sources of acid rain. The prevention of acid rain reqqir‘es emission reductions by both our countries.Relaxation of’\ &sting pollution control r’equirements on either side of the border will accelerate the damage currently being caused by acid>ain. Phil Weller and John Jackson on behalf of W,aterloo Public Interest Research (!&up and the Ontario Public Intem+Research Grobp - Windsor Conclusion: I-Following a day long hearing the Michigan Air Pbllution Control Commission could not decide whether to accept the application by Detroit Edison for relaxedsulphur stanharh at the MonroC plant. The Commr:ssion has defferred a decision and will receive additional material from the company to re-evaluate the application. WPI&‘G will cont+zue to monitor the commission activities with regard to the Mor@oe piants pollution output.

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Critics of science fiction have long regarded the genre as one of escapism, fantasy, or wishfulfillment by the reader. If thisaccusationis true, writingmustalso befantasyorwLh-fulfillment on the part of the author. That this c,an be true of other types of fiction is self-evident; SF is tarred with this brush so frequently because the imaginings are so vivid, and sweeping; they involve civilizations and worlds, not just one’s love life as in any Harlequin romance. Perhaps it is naturalfora writer with a really powerful imagination, agreatforceofpersonaliiy frustrated by the society he finds himself in, to turn to writing,a science-fiction novel. That appears to be the opinion of Norman Spinrad in The Iron Dream. Dream’s “real” title is, in fact, Lord of the Swastika and the work’s “real” author is a hack science fiction writer named Adolph Hitler. Dream is a work of satire. It is a satire of the 1930’s 1950’s “space opera” science fiction writing; a political satire on democracy vs. fascism (called by entirely different names); and in a wonderful sense, a satire on humanity itself, through the medium of an“Afterword” that is a gem of tongue-in-cheek writing. The “About the Author” section opening the book gives most of the necessary background; Adolph Hitler, after leaving the German army at the end of WWI, only dabbles in politics before emigrating to New York City in 1919. He lives in Greenwich Village for a number of years, and gets into science fiction magazines as an illustrator. By 1935 he gets into writing - some of his other booksare “Saviour from Space”, “The Thousand Year Rule”, “The Triumph of the Will” and “Tomorrow the World”. The present work is completed lust before his death in 1953 3nd won a posthumous Hugo award in 1955. In short, Hitler the conqueror never did get to conquer in fact so he creates works of conquest in ‘iction. Lords of the Swastika (or, The Iron Dream, whichever Lou prefer) is the story of Feric Jaggar (Feric = ferrous = iron - obvious, eh?) and his rise to

power. The earth has been devastated by a nuclear war thousands of years ago and the human race has mutated into dozens of different (and noxious) forms. Jaggar is a True Humanand his rise to power takes place in the last Human stronghold, Heldon. Heldon is relaxing its genetic control laws and Jaggar’s first tasks are to tighten them up again; but this is just a first step in re-claiming the Earth for -the True Humans. This is a novel of conquest, of Human against Mutant. The assumption is that mutants are automatically evil and there is no place for them in a human world - they must be killed. This is a novel of racism. In a university environment it is easy to forget that racism exists, let alone is a problem. If one does forget - read this book. This work is so racist that racism is a virtue - as is fanaticism and, complete and utter personal devotion. (Remember, The Iron Dream was written by a fana tical racist, and Spinrad doesn’t want you to forget it.) This is a novel of blood-andguts violence. Leaving aside racism and higher moral issues, I must admit I got a visceral pleasure from seeing the Good and Pure triumph over_fhe Evil and Rotten. Many otherwise gentle people are interested in the history of Nazi Germany and personalities like Hitler, Goerin& and Himmler even though they despise Nazis. There is a peculiar repellance and fascination to those personalities,

and this book provides the same sort of hypnotism. It is funny and horrible; at the same time frightening and exhilarating. In one breath, Feric Jaggar isastiperheroandavillain,just as Hitler must have been. HVDnotic is the right word for &is book - perhaps the author’s intent is to make the reader feel just this way and in my case, he succeeds. This success is necessarqr for the complete appreciation of the Afterword to this book. The Afterword is ptirportedly‘\ written by one Homer Whipple (a name which Spinrad does not explain but whom we can presume to be, in fact, Spinrad). In the Afterword, Spinrad rips his own book apart, accusing it of being poorly written, needlessly violent, obsessed with Freudian symbolism and not only that, inconsistent in its use of science. But hidden in this satire is a

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by Mark Kahnt On Tuesday, Village One elected an executive for the fall teim of the Village Council. Aftera week ofcampaigning by the two camps, voting took place outside the dining halls of Village One during the luneh and dinner periods. The final results, first relayed to the Rabbitt camp and the McCarthy and Podobnik camp, were made available to Imprint at 9:30 of the election evening by Chief Returning Officer Kim Pijselman, stating that the candidates led by Peter Rabbitt had been declared elected. The victorious group and new Executive are: President, Peter Rabbitt; Vice President, Irene Nerad; Secretary, Suzanne Langdon; Convenors, Katie Weber, Stuart Jeffries; Speaker, Lou Pino. Opposing them in the campaign were Doug McCarthy and John Podobnik for co-chairmen, Nancy Husak for secretary, Bob Spiers for treasurer, Linda Brouse for socialconvenor, and Fiona James for speaker. Although the campaign _began quietly with letters outlining the beliefs of the two sides and their members, each passing day yielded larger and more colourful posters, especially in the dining halls where the candidates did their milling among the electors until election day. By the constitution of the Village Council, a newcounciland executive are chosen each term to represent the four month residency of the many streams and upper year Co-op students of the Village. Each of the twenty-eight houses in the Village chose house representatives the evening of the first day of classes to form the Council proper.

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by Glenn Harper On Saturday, the University of Waterloo Rugby Club travelled to Toronto to challenge the York Yeomen Rugby Club. The UW varsity team demonstrated good potential in an enthusiastic game that saw them lose to the York side 9-4. The front row for the Warriors were a particular standout as they controlled the ball very well and overpowered the opposition front row. The front row on Saturday consisted of Mark Alliston, Fred’ Wilkinson and Tony Shea. It was frustrating to lose to York because all of York’s points were scored by penalty kicks. They did not control the majority of the ball handling during the game. Bill Kerby scored the only points for the UW varsity team, with gill / Totham figuring in on the , scoring drive.

The U W junior varsity clu\ kicked off at 12:30 and playe< a well fought game. Excellen poise was illustrated by the Trojans considering it was the first time they had player together as an entire unit There were good perform antes produced by rookies Iar Spice, Brian Arbogast ant Bruce Hooey. It was unfortunate that the Trojans could not capitalizc on the territorial advantage that they held for most of the game. Maurice Lethbridgc was a very solid forward fo the Trojans on Saturday. Iar Spice kicked a field goal ant got UW’s only points in tht Trojan match. The gamt ended in a 3-3 tie. The U W Rugby Club look: forward to this Saturday a! they will be hosting WLU. Tht game will take place or Columbia Field at 2:00 p.m and fans are welcome t< atte’nd. ’

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advance to the OUAl Championship tournamen scheduled for York Universit on October I, 1982. Representing the Warrior in the Sectional Tournamen will be Jeff Vogan, Yasul Yamagucki, Aldo Dagninc Steve Yuska and Lonni e , Colter. The Waterloo Tennis‘ Clul b is located in Waterloo Park The courts are adjacent tc Seagram Stadium. Spectator are welcome to attend th e championship matches. Paul Condo

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Football team loses, but attitude improves by Don Buttoh It was a warm, bright, perfect football afternoon Saturday when the University of Western Ontario Mustangs and the University of Waterloo Warriors engaged in a battle of real estate in J. W. Little Memorial Stadium in 4 London. While the final score was 34-17 for the Mustangs, the Warriors play can be neither underrated or dismissed. Some statistical bright spots were: Chelmecki’s passing, Stoneman’s running, and Mike White’s average 20 yards per kick-off return. But the highlights of the Warrior’s play against the 4th II. ream a.1 . . ranKea in tne country were not statlstlcal.

The differences between this year’s version of the Warriors and previous entries in the OUAA are many, but perhaps the most significant is the attitude of the club. It is almost as if Waterloo University actually wants a football team this year. As Head Coach Bob McKillop said after the game, “We have changed the whole attitude here. We’re going to get better every game. We’re takfng it one day at a time and we are going to be in it with any team in the league.” Ordinarily, there is a certain amount of bias when a coach talks about his own team. In this case, Coach McKillop appears to have a realistic assessment of the situation. This was borne out by Mustang’s head coach Darwin Semotiuk, who said, “Waterloo’s & fine football team. They’ve got a few more wins in them. It’s a good offence - well conceived theoretically.” Waterloo lines up in a pro-set formation, which, while a relative rarity in the college ranks, works. It allows .the receivers more room in which to maneuver and Chelmecki seems quite comfortable and competent throwing and running from the sprint-out offence. Defensively, the Warriors were not impressive. As McKillop said, “They killed us with 10 plays over 35 yards. They got 600 yards. You can’t beat a team that gets 600 yards.” The defense showed improvement, though, and will get tougher as the year progresses and the weak spots are strengthened. What was impressive was the changes made at half time. Although down 21-3 at the half, the Warriors won the second half 14-13. This coaching flexibility will serve the Warriors well in future games. Maybe it is time for the Univerity community to stop judging the Warriors by their past record. As Coach McKillop stated,

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over 400 yards, their highest yardage in three years. Imprint photo by Paul Zemokhol

“We’ve got new kids, a new attitude, new everything - and I’m pleased with it.” And well he should be. While the Mustangs racked up 5 12 yards, Waterloo’s 400 plus jrards was their highest single game output in at least 3 years. Stan- Chelmecki had an outstanding afternoon running, throwing and kicking the football. He punted an average of 41 yards on his 5 punts - including a booming 62 yarder. He also booted a 38 yard field goal and added 2 converts. He hit on 18 of 35 passes for 228 yards and threw only one interception. More significant was his knack of hitting receivers when it was needed most, and not always under the most ideal of conaitions. Halfback Perry Stoneman ran for 103 yards on 15 carries, which made up the bulk of Waterloo’s 165 yards along the ground. Stoneman’s running was overshadowed only

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by the 165 yards gained by Western’s Chris Byrne. The Warriors have 5 more regular season games. Four of these are at home. Could it be that the sounds of cheering fans will soon be filling Seagram’s Stadium? The Waterloo Warriors will try to improve their l-l record when they take on the McMaster Mauraders on September 24. Kickoff time is set for 7:30 p.m. As an added bonus to Warriors fans, the Federation of Students is sponsoring a warmup dinner and pub at the Waterloo Motor Jnr before Friday night’s game. Tickets are available from Village 1 and 11 Dons, society offices and the Federation of Students office (CC 235). The $4.00 ticket price includes the FULL dinner. Free buses will be provided to the dinner and back to the game. Buses leave the Campus Centre and Village 11 at 5 p.m.

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Stan Chelmecki Football Stan is a 3rd year Arts student at the University of Waterloo who is currently playing his second year of football with the Warriors after transferring from Wilfrid Laurier University in the spring of 1980. A graduate of Waterloo’s Bluevale Collegiate, Stan has assumed leadership of the Warrior offense in a very dramatic fashion. From his quarterback position, he has developed a very consistent outlook at the Warrior offense and is running it very well. Last Saturday vs. Western, Stan guided a well balanced and varied offense as he connected on 18 of 30 passes good for 212 yards. The running game added an additional 275 yards mainly because of the successful passing game. In addition to his quarterbacking duties, Stan is also the team’s punter and field goal kicker. He has been good on four out of four field goal attempts so far this season and against Western he punted for an average of 4 1 yards with one punt travelling 60 yards.

Jean Howlitt Field Hockey Jean plays an inside attacker and defender on the field hockey team. This position commands a tremendous number of skills and high level of fitness. Jean is capable of being our quarterback anywhere on the field. She scores goals, does special set plays, usually receives a difficult man marking assignment, and does all these well. Recently, the team played 6 American schools and we only lost 1game. Jean was focal to that success. This summer Jean represented her province in 2 different age group National Tournaments, represented Canada (U-21) in Colorado Springs against Hollywood and USA and played in the International Tournamenl (U-23) in Toronto against Germany, Wale: and Canada. We look forward to a strong intercollegiate season with Jean as one of our key players.

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The sco’rel$ss tik &es broken,flve minu&+t.a%he second&alf ’ ln soccer action :Wednesday- -(22nd), Laurier- defeated by M. >Wiggst& qf Laurentian: Wiggstal booted 3 retjouiid Waterloo by the score of 2-1. B&h. W-LU goals we& scored by from five yar’ds out to make the-score 1~0. Eight minutes la@,’ Scott Fiasier, while Ko-Fann Lebng netted the Warrio+gdal D. Juett sdored on tichip sh&.twerify yaidsiwayfrom thegoal, with a perialty shot. Waterlqo’s record is nqw 0 wiris, 2 losses. . . . ^ L . , * ._ just cleating Bulfon’sleap to grab, the bail. 7 1 Coach Viricent was ple&ed by his team’s$erfor@nce, He -. ’ ., , Abbottinjurtid ’ ’ : . said that the club’s main goal was to “steala point”, poiritingput ’ the strength ‘of Laurentianis returning players, and the--short : ; The-Water106 Wa;rio& ’ ’ ’so&er team have lost the seivices loss, . ~ifi~~~” ’ __ .a ’ time his team had practiced. * ,. . iof their briliiantlmidfielder, Tom Abbot;, f&the next “two to In, an exhibitioti game on -Widnesda;, September 1%i’ at three tieeks”,according to coach Jdhn yineent. * -_ . Seagrim Stadium, Waterloo lost to the Ah&x$, a t&am of - Abbott was injured in a.collision with the goalkeepei of the former Warrior soccer players, 3-l. The gatie was used as a’ yisiting’lauientian Unicersity VQageurs team in the second : testing ground for the ne.w Waterloo soccer players,.and an half of S&riiay’s”gatie. After heading a pass‘ from Andyapd ,prescnt.. Wgrriors to< enjoy go@ Coppolino, he rushed tbward the goal to try to scoFe:The “. ~ - \-.keeper came otit to capture the ball &s it was coming’down, .Goals in the first’ half were ‘scoped by Luigi Circelli of the ‘r : and accidentally droye into Abbott’s right knee, oushingit in. Alumni, and Andy Cpppolino’ of the Warriois”In the secolid $ Five mitiutes later, he was carried off the field on a stretchei. . by D&‘nald-Duench half, -coach john-Vincedt began to substitute his new recruits The Warriors soccer team began their season this week witha for the St&-te.rs. Although they ‘piayed well, AlumniScored the , Hospital tests re\vealed. Abbott’s injury to be a badly 2:O loss to Laurentian University, Voyageurs at Seag-mm final two goals, by Dave Har%ood and, Circelli: Harwood sprained knee. The injury @ay keep him out of action untilthe. I ,S.tadium on Saturday. The l$s, w&h Warriors coach John played for the Warriors+last\seas&. . - ’ ’ Warribrs play the.seveoth game of their twelve game OUAA Vincent accredits to “defensive-lapses”,i,was the opening gami: Notes: The next home game for the Warrio+is’Septembei ’ se’ason on Octobei- 9th. of the season for ‘Lauretitianas well. .26th -(a yednesday) against McMaiter. It lwill be played at Torn Abbott is in.h{s third year with the Warriors, after. No scorigg occurredin’the first hqlf. Although iach team hpd ‘Seagram Stadium . .,,. Andy C,oppo!ino, who scored the only ilaying for Bluev& Collegiate in Waterloo. Healsdp!ay!for chances, it was clear that Laurentian was outplayipg Waterloo. , goal against the Alutini, attended vatefloo Coliegiate Wgterloo Athletics of the Kitchener and District Soccer Institute; in Waterlob . . . Ko-Fann Leoni, .whq blayed so well Numerous offsidesby the VoyageqFs and g&@.saves by keeper League, and has experience with Can’ada’s nati.on@ team. ,, ,Peter Bulfon kept the score sheet ?lean after 45 minutes;‘._ l&t sea,son, returlned to play tin S&u-day. Donald Duench I ; _ \ . _ ;.r / _ ,- I \ _,, _ -..-. /

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. 1. .’ ’ ’ Jean %witt c I ’ 1 , . ’ . J Shari Carter standings. ,pave Dkubeibeiss “I am happy and encouraged with’ our . Lisa A&den, finished, third, _ Waterloo’s 1982 c+and CalOrok. ran. iixteenth overall team performance and with many country season -opened last _.Patti Moore ‘placed fifth,, : Rhonda Belr -was &it@, ,and and ninteen$h, r&pectively. individual performances of our new players. weekend on ‘several bright Other Waterloo men in the top .’ As-5 season opener, this tourn+mCnt did all ro&ie K&thy Merriman-took . notes. The ,rilsst une,xpected ’ Results: , forty were Robert Mills, Nick the things th+t a co&h’wa& to takealookat was a beautiful sunny day for ‘: the tenth spot. Waterldo vs:Centrhl Michign’Uni,v. -T O-O ’ Meloche, Brent Jeffrey, Dan very early in the year.” Other Athena finishers were the -McM&ster I&tation&l, 5r Waterloo v’s, Univ. of WisConsin W 3-2 ’ J; Steve Mueller, Cathy Somers in sixteenth, i@ Vsindervfiort, Coach Judy McCrae-lauded the performmeet usually iun -in driving w 3-O Waterloo vs. Western Michigan-U. - ’ . ’ Jeff Vande’rzwet,. and James *her-first,raice after:a year off aiCes iif freshmen Debbie Murray, Kathy ram.. \.A Waterloo vs. Northern ,Michigan U. T 1-l ’ Pickett. Lloyd Schmidt’ df Reinhart. due .,to inj.&y; &d rookies , L 3-4 ., Goetz, Penny Stiithaiid-Marianne WaterlAd vs. Ohio University . place Strong performances were turned in by all the , The- w’omen’s rabeiprovided Charlene Leightonqnd Margo, ’ -%lfrid Laurierwon’first T\l-1 Waterloo vs. St, Lo&is University _‘. z I:-an opportunity to assess the Fraser ‘I in seventeenth and ” overall. 9. returnees. .’ \ : b ~ ’ -. This weekend the Warriors This weekend the Athenas returned to g Guelph squad, a major rival to. .. eighteenth. G&l ‘Score&: , and AthenasheadfortheYork \ Lisa Bauer i-,, tournament at We_stern Michigan Univkrsity the Athenas in ‘the OWIAA.. , Place Third - Invitati&al,‘and get theirfirst . Kathy Gqetz, . 3 ,and Z&O played theIJniversityof iowaand gn At IMcMaster, *Waterloo pre- I - ’ karrims look at-Toronto, York, LaurEllen Clark “Ann Arbdr team. This isythe iast exhibition vailed easily, placing five ” Mark Hduseman, finishing. 2’ _ _, , tournament briar to league play. .. runners in+.,the -t&.. t&n. IILana ,: -$&xi~h. qvera& led the War-. .. enti@, and;Qpee;n’s. _ t Beth Kewley . .’ 1 I ., .;.. (‘. ; -7:;&n &iqmson _. 1 Marjafia captured first place, ,. riors tg. third place in the team‘ *-

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;@ecialAC tivities The University of Waterloo shares some of the court space at the Waterloo Tennis Club. The tennis club is located next to Seagram Stadium.

f your group is interested in running a tournament,field day, my other special event, contact Campus Recreation, room 0 PAC Ext. 2532. We may have the facilities, equipment, know how which will niake it easier for you. Because of the land on the facilities, it is important to book well inadvance nsure the various facilities are free. Campus Recreation Fitness Fall ‘82 is now in full swing with er 20 instructors and approximately 400 ‘participators’. nember, after age 25 the average Canadian will gain lut .45 kg (1 lb.) per year. Do something about it! f you are i’nterested in others finding out about your up and ling events or past club highlights, just leave articles and ktographs in Room 2040 PAC before 11:30a.m. any Friday. L nine hold practice course is located north of Columbia Ids behind the historic Brubacher’House. Come outanytime qork on your game. Some golf clubs are available from the C toteroom. and Coming Club Meetings: ling Club OrganThurs. Sept. 30 ional Meeting 4:30 p.m. CCRoom 113 Club OrganThurs. Sept. 30 izational Meeting7:OO p.m. CC Room 135

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To Book a Te’nnis Court: 1. Call 885-3920 after 9:ciO a.m., 48 hours in advance of your booking. Courts are heavily booked, so the earlier the better. 2. All University courts are free of charge. General Booking and Court Times Fall Schedule: Sept. 7 - Oct. 29, 1982 -exclusive University use ofallcourts No. 7-12. General Hours of Operation: 9:00 a.m. - I 1:00 p.m. Monday - Friday Sunday 1:00 p.m. - 11:OO p.m. **Special events pre-empt general recreational use. **Closed: Monday, October 11, I982 - Thanksgiving Friday, December 4,1982 to Sun. January 2,1983. Winter Schidule: Nov. - April - special court times and schedules are available from the CR offi‘ce as of Oct. 15, 1982.

lIRA Fitness ‘he Canadian Intramural Recreation Association National less Challenge will be held during the month of October. We anxious to have as many UW students as possible agree to nvolved in any physical activity in the CR program which .eases your heart rate and.participate three times a week for :ast 15 minutes each. ‘he number of UW participants will be added to all other ticipants from post-secondary institutions from across lada. This will provide an overall co-operative total of ladian students, faculty and staff involved in the National less Challenge. Registration forms are now available from PAC receptionist.

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bespite heavy winds and the looming threat of rain some of &L?, the St. Jerome’s Softball Tournament was completed cheduled on Saturday, September 18th. The “A” flight npions were the Grad Club. Due to some excellent pitching le “A” final, the Grads narrowlv defeated Creme De I,a m I-O. In the “B” final, the E.S. Expos defeated ED gibles 8-7. The “c” final saw the Steers defeat Conrad >el. St. Jerome’s no. 2 re-captured the same championship won last year by winning the “D” final over St. Pauls. tournament raq very well thanks to the patienceand help of earns in the tournament. Thanks also goes to the umpires 1volunteered their services for this event. Some of them :: Leo Verilli, Doug Gore, Warren Philip, George :rmeier, Bill Shipley, Al Frisina, Geoff Gladwell, and Paul son. All in all it was a very successful tournament.

RAC Me&ne he second CRAC (CamFs Recreation Advisory Council) ting is scheduled for Wednesday, September 29th, 7130 pm, MC 5158. A special presentation on the new arena ity on north campus will be given by Carl Totzke, Director letics. All CRAC representatives are encouraged toattend.

One court hour/ person/ day’can be booked. I.D. cards or membership cards must be presented when booking and playing. Only clean, smooth, white soled shoes may be worn. All players must be named when booking. Proper courtesy is expected at all times. Change facilities are available only during November April. Racquets are available on a rental basis from the PAC toteroom.

As of Monday, Sept. 20, 1982, there are still openings available in the following’ instructional programs: Jogging Program Beginner Fitness Squash Tennis Program - Beginner and Refresher Only Ballroom Dance - 9:30 p.m. class Women’s Self Defence Racquetball - Wed. and Thurs. classes Swimming Speed -. .-- and Fitness Training

First Aid The St. Johns First Aid Course will be offered the 1,2, and 3rd of October (Fri. Sun.) The cost will be 28 dollars with a IOdollardeposit required in the Athletic Injory Centre, PAC before the 26th of September. There is a course limit of 35 people.

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Synchronized Swimming It’s not too late to sign up. Just check with the PAC receptionist from 8:OO to 4:30, Monday to Friday. Also, watch for notice of a Juggling Course to start.

The final entry date for the men’s- arid women’s frisbee football competitive tournament is Monday, September 27th, 4:30 p.m. All registration forms can be picked up and returned to room 2040 PAC.

There are 8 American squash singles and 2 squash doubles courts available for use during PAC open time. Racquetball players normally book courts 10 13 and 10 14. Court time is 40 minutes. Regulations: 1. Phone bookings are not accepted. 2. A member can book in person only one court time/ day as per booking procedure. 3. Eye protection is strongly recommended. 4. Only non-marking clean footwear is permitted. 5. Your I.D. card or membership card is to be shown when booking. 6. If you are not there within 10 minutes of your booked time, you lose your playing privilege. 7. Special bookings will pre-empt bookings such as a C-R tournament, Kin classes, etc. How to book a Squash Court:‘ Visit the PAC receptionist 8:00 a.m. - 4100 p.m. from Monday to Friday the day before you wish to play. Please note that there is a very high demand for the courts, so you are advised to come early (8 a.m.) to guarantee yourselfa preferred court time. On Friday mornings you can book a court for Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Rentals: Squash, racquetball, tennis and badminton racquets may be rented at the PAC toteroom. Individuals must purchase a 25~ voucher from the machine located in the lower level at Red North. The toteroomattendant willexchange thevouchersand a valid I.D. card for a racquet. Broken racquets should be returned to th&oteroom and the attendants should be notified.

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On Bedemania: A conversation between a. reviewer and a _ press release by Linda Carson Reviewer: I know I’m going into this with the wrong attitude. It’s hard not to, working on a weekly. I know the only function of this review is to tell the absent whether they should regret having stayed hdme to catch up on poli-sci readings and help the “present” decide whether they really enjoyed the show. But come on now, really. I’ve heard of BEATLEMANIA. You’ve heard of it. The thing we all really want to talk about is what the hell these guys are trying to do, and whether they put on a show like the Beatles when they do it. Have you seen the Beatles? I haven’t, All I remember of the 60’s is Mary Poppins, hand-me-down textured stockings, and that my first bicycle was red. And the crowd at the Centre in the Square Sunday made me feel old. They actually laughed at the old “No smoking. .. anything in the theatre” line. So you can take for granted that they know no more about the Beatles than I, for the most part. And I have the press release! Press Release: One of the most remarkable success stories in the history of show business has become one of the hottest musicals to play on Broadway. BEATLEMANIA, the Beatles extravaganza, returns to THE CENTRE IN THE SQUARE on Sunday, September 19, at 6100 and 9130 p.m. Reviewer:

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Press Release: BEATLEMANIA brings you four Beatles’ dead-ringers, over forty favorite Beatles songs, and astonishing special effects with thousands of film images recreating the events of the 60’s. Reviewer: But the first act was a bit of a disappointment, don’t you think? They weren’t “dead-ringers” as much as a band with the right haircuts and sound. I also don’t feel that standard lighting, nine guitars, and a big rear-projection screen really counts as “astonishing special effects”, however well done’: With the exception of “Paul” ‘s solo voice, they certainly sounded like the Beatles. But the spirit wasn’t there. They needed to look like they were having more fun. Wasn’t.it their idea to be up there? Whose was it? Press Release: The team of Steven Leber, ex-producer of Aerosmith, and David Krebs pioneered an innova_tive theatrical technique for BEATLEMANIA. With the help of writers, photographers, researchers, film editors and graphic designers they built a multimedia presentation (now upgraded to one continuous film) which conjured up all the excitement, energy, and hysteria of the decade. While the music is playing onstage, a collage of 60’s film clips bombards the audience - Vietnam, flower power and protest marches; the Kennedys, Martin Luther King and Marilyn Monroe. Reviewer: Here’s where the film montage comes in. It sustained us for the first ten to fifteen minutes. While we waited for the band to get up to speed and start enjoying themselves, we all played “Spot the Celebrity” (American version; you’d suspect, from the portrayal of the decade that we saw, that the Beatles were a product of the good old U.S.A.). The feeling wasn’t sixties hysteria. It was closer to nostalgic reassurance of finding our feet/in the period - “yes, that’s when it was”. Before the band even came onstage, we heard Chubby Checker’s Let’s Twist Again, and then we were all, no matter how young, sure of when we were. .p<ess Release: Each song cues a corresponding visual images thereby placing every familiar proper time frame.

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Reviewer: Uh huh. Here’s where the film montage goes out again. When the designers felt they had established the historical context, they alternated between interpreting the songs visually and contrasting images and events of the period with the music. Watching someone else’s interpretation of Beatles’ music is, at best, educational and at worst, confusing. I, grew tired, eventually, of watching home movies of someone else’s acid trip. They felt that comic book violence related to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (Watch closely for the ‘copyright 78’ symbol on the carefully-reversed figure); I don’t. Daytripper became a sculpture and archeology lesson. Penny Lane ended with blood dripping from an apparently headless neck. why?

The juxtaposition of early Beatles’ music and contrasting images of the sixties made me wonder only exactly what the designers were trying to say. I heard an accusation that the Fab Four were fiddling while Rome burned, never clearly enough voiced to score as a direct social commentary. Why was Michelle backed by pictures of garbage and tenements? Do they know something about the hidden meaning of love songs that I don’t? Some of the lightest fluff the Beatles ever produced was accompanied by strong negative visual references. What exactly are the producers trying to create for us? Press Release: In effect, they have invented a time machine‘which recreates the magic of the Beatles’ years for the young fans who didn’t have thk chance to see it, and for the fans who loved the era and want to live it again. Reviewer: Damn. Just when I was on a cynical streak and beginning to roll, you have to go and mention that. We really were there to feel that magic again, even me. By the time the band got rolling, the film didn’t matter; the looks didn’t matter; the smell of the plastic and coyness in the production didn’t matter at all. The music sounded like the Beatles. “Paul”‘s voice didn’t sustain the resemblance alone (Yesterday), but that aside, I recall fewer times than I have fingers where the sound wasn’t just what you have in your head. (They didn’t have scratches in the same places as my sister’s copy of Sgt. Pepper, either.) A capacity crowd listened, clapped spontaneously and leapt to their feet and, yes, I enjoyed myself, too. As the show progressed, the band clearly relished the numbers more, the energy grew and they sounded more and more like “them”. Press Release: The success of BEATLEMANIA hinges on the strength of the actor/musicians who star as John, Paul, George and Ringo. Reviewer: Where they that good? At the end of the first act, I wouldn’t have said so. But before I left, I was convinced by portrayals that conveyed the spirit, if not the physical presence, of the Beatles. “Paul” ‘s voice was neither accurate nor strong. By the end of the show, though, the growl in his voice helped him belt out a solid version of Hey lude. I just couldn’t believe that he was going to do another show at 9:30 p.m. There’s no reason to believe that he did, of course. . The four actors on whose strength the show “hinges” are never named, in the press release or the program! They were verbally introduced atlhe end of the show,’ and I think their names were Lenny Colachino, Joe Bifhorn, Al Sapience, and Michael Palenkis, but my

notes scrawled in the dark on my knee don’t even tell me w.hich was who. Furthermore, they were never represented specifically as the Beatles, the group or the individua (for legal reasons?). Press Release: uncanny. Reviewer:

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Press Release: From the first crowd pleaser I Want T Hold Your Hand they take you on a magical mystery tour of the Beatles’best - the high-spirited She LOVE You, the introspective Yesterday, the psychedelic Lu In The Sky With Diamonds, and the career-end reflections of Let It Be. The result is a kaleidoscope o nostalgia that has kept audiences around the world begging for more. Reviewer: Kitchener audiences don’t “beg for more”, unfortunately. With most of Abbey Road unheard, tl same crowd that leapt up eagerly for standing ovatic whenever the opportunity arose, nodded politely aft one encore and rushed for the exits. They left a bemused reviewer behind thinking that if you rang a fire alarm in a K-W theatre the place couldn’t empty faster than it does when an audience is faced with th threat, after apparently being thrilled by a show, of i performers being encouraged to return to the stage. 1 hypothesize that we have bred with chronically sma bladders, or have raging nicotine addictions or are being charged triple-time by babysitters after 8 p.m. Whatever the problem is, I have never attended a she in this city for which the audience arrived on time ar I would consider it risking life and limb to stand between a K-W crowd and the lobby at curtain. I don’t feel clever writing this review. The words c’ not flowing magically from my fingertips. It’s difficl to express mixed feelings about a show that, ultimately, delighted everyone present. I just wish I was more convinced we enjoyed it for the reasons th producers wanted us to. I liked the music. I liked the pictures. I especially liked trying to figure out, afterward, why the two together did not become greater than the sum of thei parts. If this appeals to you, become a reviewer and then see BEATLEMANIA. If it doesn’t, then go buy g unscratched copy of Sgt. Pepper, a BIG set of speakr and.. ,