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Bombshelter Hours: Monday - Friday 12100 noon - 1:OO am;Saturday 7:00 pm - 1:00 am. Feds: nd cover charge, others: $1.OOafter 9:00 pm. ’ The Birth Control Center is staffed by trained volunteer students and provides f&e, confidential information on birth control, VD, planned and. unplanned pregnancy, and other issues concerning sexuality. Drop by in room 206 of the Campus Centre or give them a call at 885-1211, ext. 2306. PEERS. centre is open for the fall term from Monday to-Friday 3:00 - 8:00 pm, and Friday 1:00 3:30 pm. They have a new room which is located in the CC rm. 221. (Across from the TV room) 1982-83 On-campus Interviews for permanent ‘employment. If you are graduating in 1983 and wish to participate in on-campus interviews, please pick up a registration kit from the Career. Information Centre or room 1102, first floor of . Needles Hall. The wee@nd is here! Come start your weekend festivities in Eng Sot’s new and improved POETS pub today from 12 - 4. Be there or be square. CPH 1327. Sala*t-Ul-Jumua (Frihay prayer). Organized by the Muslim Student’s Association. CCllO. The Canadian Environment Conference starts at 9 am at St. Jerome’s College Auditorium and continues all day with speakers on the impact of technology and its uses, conservation of wildlands, land-use planning, the conserver society, and an integrated approach for future change. Registration: $5, students, for all day. Sponsored by WPIRG, Federation of Students / . andSt. Jeromels. Friday to Sunday, l-3,1982: Retreat on the theme ’ “Life in Community” at Crieff Hills Retreat Centre, sponsored by Lutheran Student Movement . Contact Chaplain F’aul Bosch at 888-6979 or 884-1970 or contact Cindy Liedtke at 886-5312. International Conference on Sir Philip Sidney at WLU will hold a concert of Wilton House, ml;lsic by members of the Music Faculty of WLU at 7:00 pm, in Keffer Memorial Chapel (corner of Albert and Bricker). Admissionfreeand .everyone welcome. Open House each Friday evening in the school year” at the home of Lutheran. Chaplain Paul Bosch, 157 Albert Street at Bricker, beginning at 7:30 pm. Good conversation, poor coffee. Come and meet friends. Basic Christian Community is a group of Chinese Catholic students sharing their faith through Bible study and service. We welcome you to join us! Spiritual Director: Mike ‘Chsw. ASEANS will be holding a mooncakf festival cum party. Those interested may contact Alan/Henry at 886-5189 for tickets. All are welcome. Members $2. Non-members $2.50.8 pm. HH 373/378. Earthen Mug Coffee House. Enjoy a relaxing atmosphere, herbal tea and coffee, hot applecider and home made munchies. Everyone is welcome, every Friday evening from 8 pm to 12 midnight at c CC110. Sponsor: W.C.F. Fed Flicks. American Gigolo, starring Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton. Admission: $1 for Feds. with I.D., $2 others. All films are shown in Arts Lecture Hall rm 116, at 8 pm. - Saturday, October 2 TOuters Club. Bike trip to St. Clements and” Linwood. Meet at 9:00 a&, at the CC. Call Walid 888-6857 for more information. Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Delightful ballet for preschoolers to 8 .year olds by the company who -*gave us “The Lion, the Witch,and the Wardrobe,” the Ontario Ballet Theatre. 10:30,1:00 and3:OQ at the Humanities Theatre, $3450 and $3.00, for students/seniors. International Student’s Hayridk at Wien’s farm. Bonfire, snack and folk songs afterwards. For directions, phone 884-6155. Need transportation? Meet at CC front entrance at 6:15. Cost: . $1.00. Dress warmly! , a

Theatresports plays on - see the Stage come alive and have lots of fun as improvisational th&atre unfolds before your very eyes. 8:00 pm, HH 180. Feds 75e, others $1.00. Demonstration and display by Black Wa!nut Branch of Ontario Rug Hool$ng Craft Guild. Wood carving by Mr. A. Warnke. Doon Pioneer Village and Heritage Community, R.R. 2, Kitchener, Ont. (Homer Watson Blvd. ai-td Huron Rd.) 0

The Case Against IUDs. Learn what theexperts Discussion Fellowship with Chaplains Graham will not tell you about their health effects, at j Morbey and Rem Kooistra. Siegfried Hall, St. WPlRG’s Brown Bag Seminar in CC 110,12:30 - 2 Jerome’s College..Supper6:00 pm. Meeting at 7:00 pm. Freelance investigative journalist Ann w--n. Pappert is the speaker. Christian Perspective Series: God, man and Attention Geology Students. Permanent and world, HH 334.4:30 pm, every Wednesday. summer positions available in May 1983 will be Department of Co-ordination and Placement advertised on a bulletin board, first floor deedles is offering the following session on resume writing. Hall on Monday, October 4,1982. The application All sessions will be given in rm. 1020, Needles Hall, deadline is Friday, October 8 at 2 pm. * at 12:30 pm. General meeting for all members of UW Sailing Carribean Students Association - General Club. Agenda to include accreditation for new - Sunday, October 3 Meeting, 5:30 pm, CCRm 113. , members, executive positions for next summer Chapel Service at Conrad Grebel College Waterloo Christian Fellowship will be meeting and possible social events. Some windsurfing Chapel with coffee and discussion to follow. 7:00 at 6:30 pm for coffee and doughnuts-at MC2066 posters left over from the summer will be given pm. All are welcome. before the showing of Spectrum--ln Search of a away to lucky members attending. Sun. Come and bring a friend, too! Reformed/Presbyterian Worship Service Learn h’ow to help generate local‘awareness of the with Drs. GrahamMorbeyandRemKooistra. HH, Chess club mqets 7:00 pm - 12:00 pm in’ CC 113. November 8th local municipal referendum on rm. 280,10:30 am. Want to help generate local awareness of the Nov. disarmament by coming to an information Berry Interesting: Although spring flowers have 8 municipal referendum on disarmament?. meyting offered by the Waterloo Region Peace long since finished blooming, berries are at their Come to an orientation. meeting offered by the Network, at 136 Allen Street East (at Moore), at best- in the fall. We’ll search out a variety of Waterloo Region Peace Network at 136 Allen 7:30 pm. Phone 742-0432 for more information. interesting ferns. (11:OO am and 2:00 pm). Laurel Street Ea.&t(at Moore) at 7:30 pm. Phone 742-0432 Charles Belair of BelairStudiosinKitchener will be Creek Nature Centre. for details. displaying portraits of Kitchener-Waterloo, 50 The University Catholic Community celebrates GLOW Cbffee House - (Gay Liberation of years retrospective, in the Concourse Gallery Sunday Eucharist every weekend at the Waterloo) Come out and meet your friends. 8:30 WLU during regular university hours. Admission following times: Saturday 5:00 pm, Sunday 9:30 pm, CC 110. free, and everybody welcome. am, 11:30 am and 7:00 pm. St. Jerome’s College Cinema Gratis - point c$ Order. 9:30 pm in the WJSA/Hillel once ag&i offers those succulent Assembly Hall. All are welcome. CC Great Hall. Admission: We ask your heln in tasty round things, acd invites you to their weekly Bhakti Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) moving the furniture-at the start arid finish of each Bagel Brunch in CC 110,11:30 - 1:30 pm. See you Learn ancient philosophy*of Bhagavad-Gita, and movie! there. Self-realization. Vegetarian dinner follows. All Holy Communjon each Wednesday evening in welcome, free. Every Sunday at 5:00 pm at 51 the school year at 10:00 pm in Keffer Chapel, - Tuesday, Qctober 5 Amos Ave. Waterloo. For further info call 888: Waterloo Lutheran Seminary, Albert Street at Department .of Co-or&nation and Placement is 7321. Bricker, sponsored by Lutheran Campus Minisoffering the following sessions on resume try Norquay String Quartet. Their remarkable writing. All sessions on this will be given in rm. Computer Science Colloquium - Mr. Baldev . concert for us in March ‘82 preceded their 1020, Needles Hall, at 12:30 pm. ’ Singh of Schumberger-Dahl Research, Conn. will reaching the semifinals at Portsmouth after just 6 ” Got the Mu nc h ies? Every Tuesday night,‘.from speak on “A Graphics Editor for BeneSh months together. An astonishing youth ensemble 4:00 til closing, Mother’s Waterloo presents their Movement Notation”. 3:30 p.m. MC 5158. from Banff. At Music Room, 57 Young St. West, All You Can Eat Pizza Party! Save your hunger til Waterloo. $10.00 for regulars’, $7.00 for students Tuesday night, then bring your gal and your and senior citizens. - Thursday, October 7 appetite! (October only) ’ The Kitchener North Stars are holding their. . The Vegetarian Enjoy a hot six-course vegetarian lunch for Club is--having 7 cooking $1.50. All welcome. 11:45 - 2 pm. CC 110 or 135. first practice at 6 pmat Conestoga Collegedrenain workshops. Experience satisfying vegetarian Dodn. Any interested lady hockey players should Co&e to the new POETS Pub. Open for your cooking through tongue, tummy and mind. call 742-1362 evenings. lounging pleasure every day but refreshments on Recipes, good food arrd live demos. Every Be a part of the beginning of a new workshop Tuesday, 5:30 pm in Psych lounge, rm. 3005. sale Thursday and Friday 12~-4 pm. See you there. era. This week is for both novice andexperienced. CPH 1327. FASS ‘83 writers’ meeting. We encourage Emphasis is on new games, new techniques and* Mature Student&’ Program presents Frank everyone who is inteeested ih writing part (or all) of judging. Learn about d new form of theatre and Ruszer, Career Counsellor with the Co-ordination this year’s script to come on over with lots of pens what’s happetiing in Theatresports this year. and Placement department speaking on How to and ent‘fiusiasm to get the script rolling. ML 104 at 7:00 - 9:00 pm. CC 110. Identify yourSkillsandSellthem toAnEmployer.2 7:00 pm. pm. HH 373. Outer’s Club. Bike trip. Meet 8:30 am CC. Bring Orientation meeting - learn how to help lunch. Call Allen Loyell 886-1210 or Walid 888The film Mon Oncle’Antoine (Jutra 1971) will be generate local awareness of the Ndv. 8 municipal 6857. referendum on djsarmament. Come to 136 Allen L shown in Rm. 2E7 of,the Arts building at WLU at 2:30 pm. Same film also beirig shown at 7 pm in Fed Flicks - see Friday. St. E. at Moore Ave., at 7:30 pm. Phone Waterloo Kjtchener Public Library. Admission free and Region Peace Network, 742-0432 for more everyone Sponsored by ETglish information. welcome. - Monday, October 4 2 department, W’LU. Women’s Action Co-operative meets 7:3O pm KW Services for the Physically Disabled Bhakti Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) in the Women’s Centre (CC 149). Subversive/ offers a unique opportunity for. adults to getLearn practical meditational techniques. Inactivities plotted and passionate arguments involved in their community, make new friends, troductory lecture. Free. All welcome. 5 p.m. carried on. and be a part of a valuable service. A CC 138A. comprehensive training programme will be WPIRG’s How to Decipher the News series Fly through the air with the greatest of ease, provided along with continuous support and begins, with Eleanor MacLean, author of come to the Waterloo Gymnastics Club practice. ongoing development. Our fall programme is just Between the Lines, discussing how todetect bias 7 pm - 10 pm. Blue Activity Area, PAC. under way and now is a good time to get started. If and propaganda in everyday news. Siegfried Hall, you can spare a few hours a week;please call 885St.,Jerome’s College, 7:30 pm. Equestrian Club meeting. We’ll be talkingabout 6640, between 9 and 5. the Royal and the hayride. 8 pm. CC 110. MESA will be having a meeting to disc&s redefining traditional views of masculinity. All men Waterloo Christian Fellowship - ses WpdStart the \;leek right, come to Eng Sqc’s C and D. I The best on campus. Daily 8-3. CPH. are welcome. CC 135 at 8:00 pm. nesday. Women will be leaving the Campus Centre in gi-oups for Sunnydale, Westmount, Waterloo - Wednesday, October”6 Park and any other common destination. Any Noon Concett featuring Pat Mullen andLoreena wOrnen who don’t want to walk homealone should McKenr$t. Music of Ireland, Scotland and participate. Leaving at 10:15 pm. Campus Event: should bq subAcadian Canada sung and played. Theatre of the Arts, 12:30 prri. Sppnsored by Conrad Grebel The Women’s Resource Centre will be open mitted to the Imprint Office, from 11:30 - 2:30. Anyone’ is welcome to drop by to College Music Department. Campus Centre rm. 140, by 12 use our files or just to talk. CC 149. Kitchener-Waterloo Red Cross Blood Donor noon of the Tuesday preceeding The Department of Co-ordination and Clinic. 2:00 - 8:30 pm, St. Luke’s Lutheran the Friday publication of the Church, 317 Franklin St. N., Kitchener. Quota: Placement is offering the following sessions on issue of Imprint yo,u wish your resume writing. All sessions will be, given in rm. 325 donors. Sponsored by the Bridgeport Lions ,J event to appear in. 1020, Needles Hall, at 12:30 pm. Club. ‘r . This * week’s geography noon time movie is Chapel Services at Conrad Grebel dollege Chapel. Wednesdays, 4:30 pm, evening prayer Anatomy of a Volcano, the true story of Mount St. He.lens. ES 355,12:30 pm.. with choir and sermot+ All are welcome. . I .


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Last week’s Ontario Federation of lowed by #three days of workshops. Students/ Canadian tied&ration of and’ committee, w&k, ending with a (OFS/ CFS-0) closing plenary where motions were Student&Ontario conferende, held in SLidbury was . . presented for discussion and voting. generally a success. It was highWhile at the opening plenary, lighted by aninformational picket by delegates heard of problems students . the provincial delegates at three local were having in the Sudbury region, as Sudbury banks, arid 5y an agreewell as across the nation, with the merit of the membei-s to extend a .banks and their student-government review of OFS policy until January. assistance. ’ OFS/CFS--0 is the’ provincial This tefm many banks refused to student organization that is now in a negotiate student loans, and often state of transition from the present . have put quotas on the”nu.mber’ of Ontaiio Fedei-ation of’ Students loans they wiil deal with. (OFS) to a brqader ba&d .organ-, This’ action; taker independently izatidn.. called the Canadian Fedby many of the Chartered banks, has eration of Students, which will have a resuited in hours of students tinie regional Ontario wing and which will -wasted trdvelling to . the few banks in be known as CFS-0. any specific area available for loans. The University of Waterloo iS curThere are also casks of people rently a tiember of OFS. and not of being refused federally approved : . . CFS-0. loans at certain branches because of The structure. of the c0nfeienc.e quotas the banks have placed. on student loans. . took the f&-m of an opening plenary on ‘Tuesday September 21st, folThe .problem with the l&&s is

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had not yet ap‘proached their . across the province arid encouraged independent student organ’izations councils, without a say in the review. to study the accessibility,of disabled In addition, the OFS policy, which persons to University facilities. UW Student Cpuncil found to be The U W Fedefatiori of Students is unacce&able, was.due to be adopted currently in the process of producing by CFS-0, leaving Waterloo (should a study of facilities available. $0 the * it evei- wish to join CFS) with the disabled and hopes td have a full same objections to its policy. report completed by the winter term. After much discussion it was The Women’s Issues workshbp decided to extend the policy review presented’ the results of a special until January, giving Waterloo and Women’s Caucus of OFS/.CFS-0 other post-secoQdary institutious a members held one day prior to the chance to voicetheir opinions on the important issue of policy. ’ conference. Th& Caucus produced a report Thit workshops which took place defining sexism called “What is on Wednesday, ‘Tbui-sday +d Friday dealt with such issues ‘as Sexism, Anyways ?‘. This report will be provided upon request to anyone studen’t aid, economic .policy, acinterested,. in the Federation office cessibility, and services. . room 230;CampusCentre. . Of particular interest was a A full presentation. on the con,workshop on the disabled and the ference will be made by the gelegates Women’s Issues workshop. * at fhe Students Council meeting on The Disabled Students workshop Sunday, October 3rd at 3 p.m. ’ illustrat-ed the problems encountered by disabled students on campuses by Mich&l Ferrabee

by Julie George ’ SeLeral Unive’sity of Waterloo women who volupteered for psychological experiments liave compl’ained that ‘a man has been calling them and asking them to .perf.orm sexual acts. Dr. Bob Se’im ‘of the psychology depart.ment said the indiv- ’ id,yal apparently collected names from ’ flyers (p&ted during’the summer) which. asked for Volunteers to take part’ in various legitimate expeiiments: The phone calls’.are believed’to have begun the wee’k of September 1jth to 17th.. .The unidentified caller phoned women who had signed the volunteer 1 its and

from the,psydhology department. will no asked them to participate in another longer be posting sign-up sheets for experiment involving “group homes” and volunteers. Instead; the researcher’s name : * corporal pu@hnient, according to Seim. Some of the women complained to the qnd phone’number will be’given, so that -1 psychology department and to the univer- . any one wanting ‘,to ta&e part. in the experiment can. leave his/ her phone sity’s bffice oofhum’an reskarch when they, became suspicious of the legitimacy dfthe number for a researcher without fear of harasiment. .. experiment. .

Seim said that the* psy&ology department is worried that any undue publicity on this matter will’ jedpardize the department’s ability to get volumeers needed fdr le’gitiniate experiments. . Besause of the phone caIls, researchers .

Seim said that if anyone who isasked to take part in a psychol’ogy experiment that he/she has any doubt about, can.phone the human research office (ext. 3432) to find out whether ‘the experiment. is genuine. .

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. by Terri Greece .If you’re like many university students today you may t hink there is no joy tb be had in essay writing. But alas!, according to Jud,i Jewinski es&y writing can be a “pl&surable experience” at least. _ ’ ‘RoughQ fifty,University of Wa’terloo students turned up on Mohday September 27 to a workshop at’Hagey Hall entitled How to Write A Universitj; Essay. tiespite the somewhat ominous title it turned out to be interesting and even fun. Judi Jewinski, who presently teaches English as a second language at Renison College and whd was also former director of the writing clinic, referred in her.lect&e to an article written by Ann Landers entitled, “Ten Top Personality Traits to Drive People Away”. Jewinski advises the aspiring’ essayist toavoid thefollowingsixchara&terand writingtraits: I - The compulsion to shbw off knowledge. 2 --Exaggeration to the point of.lying. 3- Moodiness. I 4 - Bossiness. 5 - UnreliahiljtLy. 6- Nosiness. Effective essay writing means effective persuasion. States Jewinski, “The effective essay avoids showing too much emotion.“- You want your reader to buy two things: “your ideas atid you, their source:” Therefore, strive to. be, “intelligent, informed, credible, and companionable’.’ in your writing. Avoid unnecessary jargon or you’ll look like a show\ off. Jewinsky went on to say that good essay writing is .grammatically correct. “Essays with too many grammatical errors may distract the reader so much that the author’s main point may.be missed.” For students wishing to.improve their grammar Jewinski suggests an informative text entitled, The Least You Shbuld * Know, by. Teresa Glazier (Holt-Rinehart) available at *the University bookstore. She also recommends investi.ng iri a thesaurus to avoid unnecessary repetition in-essay writing: These are a mere two dollars and also available at the bookstore. . J Tapes of Ms. jewinski’s lectures are available in Room 226 of the Modern Languages building between 8:30 a.m: and 4:30 p.m. daily. Any student wishing remedial-help qn a oneto-one basis should contact the writing clinic. Scheduling for the next sessiou is October lstbetween 9:30a..m. and’4p;rp.: in Hagey Hall 161. ’

by Kar.en’Plosz The papers bf internationally reriowned Canadian playwright John Herbert have recently become or;le of the’more than one hundred lit.erary and historical archives collections in the University of Waterloo libraries. Dr. Rota Lister of the ’ English department, and .Stutirt MacKinnon, referetice and col1ectio.n development librarian for English, began, negotiating for the> Herbert papers late in 198 1ori behalf of the University. of Waterloo. The University’s chances for acquisition were enhanced by Dr. Lister’s previous association with John Herbert as. part of the Canadian Drama Conference held in early 1975..

University with a brief cere-’ mony in- the Dana Porter Library’s Ddris Lewis Rare .Book Room, These papers, dating from the 1940’s ‘to . December 198 1, are the first drama archives acquired by the University. .: John Herbert’s ‘famous play, Fortune and&fen’s Eyes, is a frank’ portrayal of prison life written from his short &xQerience in a Guelph reformatory. It won the Chal-.

mers award in i?75 as the-best Canadian play prpduced in Tdronto, and yasamade into a. film that. won international acclaim at the Venice Film, .Festival: it has been translated into fourteen languages and has played in one hundred countries. Also, the play stimulated the formation of Fortune societies in the United States and Australia,’ now leading influences in prison . reform. Some of Herbert’s other

walks ,incl.ude his p!ays, Thqv . Died With Their Boots On; and Born of Medusa’s Blood, ’ his novels The Devil’s Church and The House That Jack Built, and a film script, Queen Citll Blues. . The archiv& are open to fhe pub!ic in the Doris Lewis Rare Book Robm, open-9 a.m. to 4 p.m. MQnday through Friday. ’ Special hours can be arranged through Susan Bellinghim, Special Collections Librarian at ext. 3 122.

,On June 3, 1982 the twenty boxes of papers and manuscrifits were turned over to’the

Give blood The Red Cross is holding a Blood Donor Clinic in the Great Hall df Village One on Monday Octdber 4th. The hdurs are from’lO:OO a.m. to 4:QO *p.m. The clini,c will be operating through the lunch hour, and students are encouraged to have eaten before donating. The goal for. this clinic is.ovt?r 300 units, and all students, Village’rs or not, are ‘urgkd to attend.

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November 26, 1982. Those *Villages One and Twd are currently busy putting involied in the organization of this, y&r’s beneplans into action in prefit are working to .exceed ’ paration for the Third Annual . Benefit Semi- ’ fast year’s charitable don: ‘Formal. The idea of a ation. In drder to meet this year’s goal,. 1982 ticket be&fit Semi’Fornial, comsales liave,, been .opened up ebining the efforts of both Ftudent villages, originated to non-villagers. *Tickets for this year’s benefit.. will in 1980 ?S a response to the Terry Fox Marathbn of also be available through, fa,culty societies, other Hope. . campus.residences and the The Thir.d Annual Benefit Semi-Formal is schedmerchants’ in ,‘the corn- . u!ed ‘to be held on Friday, munityat large. .

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pai-titularly acute in Sbdbury where, for example, a thirty year old woman was asked to have her parents co-sign her sttident loan. The informational ‘picket organized by the delegates at the conference, which included * students ‘from Laurentian University, focused local attention on the problem and received national radio and provincial teleyision coverage. * The question of policy review, acdressed in the policy workshop and the final plenary, was of particular interest to UW. ’ The Waterloo Students Council, two days prior to .the confkrence, drafted up a ’ series’ of motions. isolating sections of OF9 policy it found unacceptable. The OFS policy review committee . set up in June bf this year was due to be ‘disbanded at this conferenck, leaving U.W., -and most other institutions in the orga_nization who

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Fifty-seven applied science, mathematics and engineering students in co-operative education programs at the University of Waterloo have won $lOO,prizes for writing the best reports based on their off-campus work terms this year:. ‘l‘he prizes are offeredkby a number of Canadiancompanies and the Sandford Fleming Foundation. The work term reports are an integral part of the work/ study experience and the prizes are offered to encourage the development of communication skills. The reports are often valuable to the emjiloyers as well. The following FACULTY

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Sandford Fleming Foundation Awards: Brain Hilliker, Tillsonbtirg, systems design. 3A Dave Allan, Don Mills, ele&ical engineering 1B Ron House, Waterloo, electricah engineering 3A Robert Muller, Guelph, electr.ical engineering 4A, Suzanne Costello, Deep River, mechanical engineering 1B Oswald Dahl, St. Catharines, mechanical eqgineering 3A John Richardson, Waterloo, mechanical engineering 4A Angelo Grassa, Toronto, civil engineering 3A Veronica Bergs, Bramptan, civil engineering 2B Gordon Wiseman, Toronto, civil engineering l? Wesley Herdman, Penticton, B.C., chemical engineering 1B John Rossall, Don Mills, chemical engineering 2B Stephen DobriFk, Dollard Des Ormeaux, P.Q. chemical engineering 4A Chris Omiecinski, Grimsby, systems design 1A Bill Lautsch. Zephyi, chemical engineering 2A John McLeod, Scarborough, chemical engineering 2B Mike Banducci,. Willowdale, civil engineering 3B Mauro Savoldelli, Toronto, civil engineering 2A Tym Barker, Sault Ste. Marie, mechanical engineering 2A Heather Okrafka, Listowel, mechanical engineering 2B Douglas Bowman, Bramalea, electrical engineering 2A . Al’lan Bradley Canada Limited awards: Barry Pekilis, ?Willowdale, electrical engineering 2B Paul DeMan, Willowdale, electrical engineering 3B Babcock Wilcox Canada Limited awards: Kevin Negas, Kingston, mechanical engineering 2B Glenn Stefurak, Thunder Bay, mechanical engineering 3B Dofasco awards: * Alex Watt, Cambridge, geqeral engineering 1A Jon Sheaff, Campbellford, general engineering 1A Salvatore Orofini, Niagara Falls, general engineering 1A Into Limited awards: Peter Keeler, Waterloo, systems design 1B Sandra Kemsley, Weston, systems design 2B S. 61. Johnson and Son Limited awards: Jeffrey Bennett, Peterborough, chemical engineering 3A Eugene Derhun, Sudbury, chemical engineering 3B , McLaren Engineers Inc. awards: Peter Sawras, Burlington, civil engineering 4A Stephen Lyon, Ottawa, civil engineering 2B Northern Telecom Canada Ltd. award: Michael Griebling, Willowdale, electrical engineering 3B Polysar Limited a ward: Patrick Maunsell, Hornell Heights, chemical engineering 1A Copolymer Group award: Allan Wilson, Atikokan, chemical engineering 2B \

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During that time’160 Canadian students, most of whomare or were VW students, have spent a year studying in Mannheim (for credit towards their Canadian University degrees) while approximately 60 Mannheim’ students have spent a year on the UW campus. Not only was the medal presented at the end of 10 years of the Mannheim program, it also coincides with UW’s 25th anniversary and with Mannheim’s 75th.anniversary.

Minas, appoi&edA--’ Dr. J. Sayer Minas, philosophy department, has been appointed the university corn-‘ puting officer. He will serve a three year term. Minas succeeds Dr. W. Morven Gentleman, U W’s first computing officer during the past two years. 1 As computing officer, Minas i’s responsible for keeping computer users at the university up-to-date with respect to the latest dkvelopments in both hardware and soft-

ware. He is also concerned with planning the university’s computing services, both for teaching and for research, and with developing policies for the fut,ure of computing at Waterloo. Minas has been at Waterloo since 1964. He has served as chairman of the philosophy department, dean of graduate studies, dean of arts, vicepresident academic, and director of operations analysis.

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Borden Chemical Company of Canada Ltd. awards: , Briah Blowes, Waterloo, chemistry 3A Dianne Leighton, Cambridge, applied chemistry 2B Union Miniere Explorations & Mining Corporation awards: Peter Kornelsen, Ottawa, applied geology 2B Patricia Lapcevic, Scarborough, applied geology 2B Xerox Research Ce%trti of Canada Limited awards: Michael Raw, Burlington, applied physics 4A ~ Dana Edgell, Chatham, applied physics 2B Labatt Brewing Company awards: Michelle Eddy, Brantford, biol’ogy 2B Lori Peacock, Waterloo, biology 1A

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In today’s complex world, it is understandable that many people have only a limited knowledge or understanding of the law. It is equally understandable that many people feel intimidated by our legal system, and are unsure of themselves when they come in contact with it. But when people are unaware of their legal rights and responsibilities, and unfamiliar with the way law is administered, they run the risk of being taken advantage of. For students at the University of Waterloo however, there is somewhere right on campus >o go to for legal assistance: the Legal Resource Office. Operated by the Federation of Studen’ts, the Legal Resource Office provides free legal counselling for all fee-paying Federation members. Those having problems with or questions about thelawcandrop by the office and get help. If the LRO is unable to solve your problems or answer your questions, you will-be referred _ to someone who can. All inquiries will be treated confidentially. The Legal Resource Office is staffed by trained student volunteers, who devote a few hours of their time each week to helping other student with their legal problems. Anyone who is interested in joining the LRO should attend one of our organizational meetings. No experience or previous training is required; enthusiasm is, however, an asset. The Legal Resource Office is located in the Campus Centre, Room 150 (below the Federation of Students office, and beside the Women’s Centre). Regular office Lours will be posted outside the office, during which time students may talk, by phone or in person, with /one of the volunteers. In addition to regular the Legal Resource office office hours, operates a 24 hour phoneansweringservice. Its phone num‘ber is 885-0840. The Legal Resource Office deals regularly with a wide variety of cases, covering a number of different areas of law. The large majority of cases, however, concern Landlord/ Tenant law. As a result, the Legal Resource Office has become rather well-equipped to deal with problems in this field. In addition to legal advice, copies of various forms, and the Landlord/ Tenant Act, are available. Many people, both landlords and tenants, do not know their rights and responsibilities under the Landlord and Tenant Act. The following is a brief look at some of the areas in which problems arise. Signing a lease: Despite what some landlords will say, people are not required to sign a lease in order to rent. A landlord can, however, refuse to rent to someone unless they first sign a lease. If the person in question is already a tenant, though, the landlord cannot evict for refusal to sign. Tenants without leases are not without rights and responsibilities. The Landlord/ Tenant Act acts as a sort of lease in that it sets the terms by which tenancies are to be conducted. Leases m the proper sense simply establish additional terms and conditions. Leases can not, however, waive any of the provisions of the LTA.

“I wonder h,oti they knew we were students . . .” , Security deposits: The only kind of security deposit a landlord is legally allowed to receive from a tenant is the last month’s rent in advance. Tenants are to ---receive interest on their security deposit at a rate of 6% per year. Landlords are not allowed to requireany other kind of deposit, including key deposites or post-dated cheques. Sub-letting: Tenants have the legal right to sub-let, regardless of any clauses in their leases to the contrary. The landlord’s consent is required but cannot be &reasonably withheld. Copies of the standard sublet agreement are available in the Legal Resource: Office. Rent increases: Landlords must give no less than 90 days notice of intention to increase the rent. Increases in excess of6%are subject to the approval of the Residential Tenancies Commission. Landlords wishing to raise rents above the 6% guideline are required to follow certain procedures, and to serve certain forms on their tenants. Failure to do so nullifies the rent increase. Terminating tenancies: Ordinarily, a tenant cannot get out of a lease except by the consent of the landlord. Those wishing to terminate a tenancy where legally they may do so, must give the landlord notice of their intention to vacate the premises. For those with leases, and month-to-month tenancies, at least 60 days warning must be given. Eviction: There are various grounds on which a landlord may seek th.e eviction of a

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fee for the construction. This result was based on a response of 22% out of the 15,000 eligible UW students (&compared with 16p/o in the election for Federation president, and 12% in the OFS referendum, which was quickly pointed out by Totzke). A previous referendum in 1978 was rejected by UW President Burt Matthews after he -decided that 52% was not a solid enough majority to proceed with the project. The compulsory fee of $5 a term to be levied during the construction year and $10 a term for the seven years following construction will i raise all of the 1.5 million dollars needed for the Arena. This is only the first step, however. Phases II and Ill, in which the athletic facilities will be will depend on expanded even further, W.ATFUND’s success. WATFUND is a program to raise2 1million :

dollars largely through donations from Corporations and Foundations, for “those priority needs which cannot be handled by the University’s normal sources of income.” The Arena along with the subsequent plans are the product of the Advisory Committee on Athletic Facilities set up last year. The Committee, composed of staff, students, and faculty, saw a pressing need;for more athletic facilities. They based this on the recommended entitlement of 10 square feet of athletic facilities per student. U W comes up short with only 4.8 sq ft (Western has 7.7 sq ft based on 2 Gyms and 1 Arena). This amounts to one of the lowest figures among universities in Ontario. The need to have an arena was explained by Totzke, “We’re renting ice at about six different arenas in town (about 40 hours a week). We have such a strong Intramural Campus Recreation program and a lot of it is

ice (time).” In addition the P.A.C. is presently lost for about 2Ovo of the time to non athletic uses, So the new arena will provide “an alternate activity area that could always be available,” according to Totzke. ’ Even taking all,that into account, though, he does admit that “I’m not sure that it won’t cost the university more than fifty thousand dollars a year to run the arena” although that figure is not yet for certain. All in all, Totzke concludes that students will “get more. for the same money, more prime time too. Instead of getting 40-hours a week you’re gonna get 120 hours a week.” By this time next year students will beable to see first{hand the results of this November’s groundbreaking and decide for themselves whether or not the project is worth it. For details of ‘Name the Arena’ contest, set adjoining page (P. 7). ’

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notation for this) ‘to assist with the childbirth’. The latter is DELIVER. The word that goes into the diagram, however, is REVILED (the returned DELIVER), which means “Scolded”. Something you will encounter is a clue in which, instead of being given asecondary definition, you’ll be given an actual word to be reversed. Demon

Clue Type No. 2: Reversals Reversal clues involve reversing an entire word in order to spellanotherword. Thereare,asusual, twoparts totheclue: the definition for the word that goes into the diagram, and the cryptic part. The cryptic part, for reversal clues, consists of an indicator and, usually, another definition. This second definition is that of the word that the answer spells when reversed. The indicator, found right next to this definition, indicates that the word is to be reversed. Common indicators for reversal clues are back, (turned) about, coming back. Scolded,

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Looks both ways. (4) The answer is SEES. The definition is “Looks” and the indicator is both ways. Notice that the secondary definition in a palindrome clue is not given since it’s the same as the primary, one. Also, the indicator is the entire cryptic part. Now you’re ready to try the crossword. IMPORTANT: This crossword contains only reversal clues. You should be able to tell from the clue set-up-which way theanswer is to be written. If you can’t, look at the clue breakdown; that’s what it’s there for. Don’t guess - it’ll just make things harder for you next week.

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‘Bites’ back, making “a quick turn”. BRAG about: “the dress”. “Heavy amount”: NOT coming back. Back ‘to catch sight of: “the lids”. “Stumpy nose”: ‘rolls’ back. DRAW back of “a hospital room”. “Exchange”: ‘animal feet’ the other way. ‘Sailor’ returns for “a rodent”. ‘Flying things’ will return for “the kill, perhaps”, ‘Cut’ the wrong way with “sewing equipment”.

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TIPS up: “what’s in the cuspidor”. Returning ‘to astound’: “crazy people”. “Artillery”: ‘closely fitting’ set-up. Either way, “he’s easily fooled”. ‘Blow’ up it’s “expected’.‘. ‘Had a victory’ set up: “right away”. “Adds liquid to”: ‘a meat dish’ being sent up. Bringing up ‘Shakespeare, for example’ would be “dull”. ‘Vessels’ returning: “to finish”. Returning ‘to strike’: “friends”.

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The pendulum In a recent issue of Imprint we published a couple of articles relating to nuclear war-and disarmament. Dave Petrasek’s How Great is the Threat?, discussed the commentary. magnitude of the arms build-up (specifically, the Trident nuclear submarine program), the growing concern and response to the threat by millions of people, a number of approaches and recommendations toward a solution, and an appeal to people in general tojoin thedisarmament movement. In a review of the book, Nuclear War - What’sinitfor You? (by Ground Zero, “a non-partisan, educational project producing materials and programs responsive to the concerns of the American people regarding nuclear war”), John W. Bast described the book as an alaysis of U.S. and Soviet attitudes towards the arms race. In Bast’s words, “Whatever else this work does, it tries very hard to make people realize that if World War Ill breaks out, most likely,you are going to die. And you should be worried about this.” The book also does some _ conscience raising andhen makes an appeal to Americans (and, I assume, to ah readers and people.) There has been a considerable amount of skepticism and cynicism regarding changing people’s attitudes and affecting any significant change, especially considering who is in control of the U.S. and Soviet governments these days. I for one have counted myself among the cynics. But it seems that over the last year or so, there has beena new awareness and activity by many people throughout the world toward more positive disarmament objectives. Initially, this attitude was more predominant in Europe but there seems to have been a rippling effect back to this continent. In addition to the sizeable demonsration over the summer in the streets of New York City, results from recent polls indicate ’ that indeed there is a significant swing in people’s attitudes. How heartening. In the most recent issue of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists there is a piece entitled A Talk with Louis Harris which points out just how much people’s attitudes have changed. Harris is the director of one of the best known polling organizations in the States (The Harris Poll). Hecalls the latest finding regarding the American public’s attitudes toward the nuclear threat as “an incredible phenomenon.” In the words of Bulletin Editor-in-Chief Bernard T. Feld: “The potential political implications of Harris’s findings are stunning. And the phenomenon his figures delineate has already provoked a response from Washington: the Reagan Administration’s new found passion for arms control as formulated in START. But if Harris’s analysis is correct, it will take more than that to deflect the rising expectations of the American p-eople. What is a scarcely discernible tremor in 1982 could turn into a political earth quake by 1984 unless there is / measurable progress toward the elimination of any possible use of nuclear weapons as an instrument of international conflict resolution.”

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swings Here are some of the findings from Harris’s polls: - A large majority (73%) favors every country which has nuclear weapons banning the production, storage, and use of those weapons. - An even larger majority (86%) wants the United States and the Soviety Union to negotiate a nuclear arms reduction ‘agreement. - A large majority (81%) wants the United States and the Soviet Union to agree not to produce any new nuclear weapons, provided both have a rough equivalence of such weapons today. Harris says, “These results are startling and simply cannot be ignored.” And the reason is that according to Harris 56% of the voters indicate that they would not vote for a Congressional candidate who favored escalation of the nuclear arms race (even if they were in agreement with the candidate on most other issues). Harris further states, “Perhaps the most striking number in all the research we’ve done on the subject is that by 74 to 22 per cent, a big majority of the American people, say that they want all count& that have nuclear weapons to destroy them.” Harris feels that this means if an agreement were reached between the U.S. and the Soviets to freeze or reduce nuclear weapons, people would demand more reductions on top of that, theoretically until the last nuclear weapons were eliminated. According to Harris, the most important factor in all of this is probably “a growing distrust of the rulers of the two super powers. ” That would be a healthy change. Americans never really learned the most significant lesson which they should have when Richard Nixon was toppled by the Watergate incident. N’o leader should be given the sort of blind national trust which Americans have been doing for years. Canadians are certainly much more realistic in this regard. Harris notes that people have been “aware” of the nuclear threat for some time but now they are “genuinely frightened”. That fear is evident through the statistic that 52% of Americans are worried that Ronald Reagan will get them into another war. The motivation may be fear but it still seems to be quite a refreshing change in people’s attitudes and an encouraging swing of the pendulum It might be appropriate to reiterate the appeals made byfhe Ground Zero organization and encourage everyone to,c&inue thinking along these lines: be confident, the nuc&ar war issues and arguements are not beyond your grasp; ‘express ,CourseZf, tell your family, friends and coworkers how you feel about the issue; speak ouz, make your opinions known to elected officials; think big, people can achieve results w n they work together; don’t give up, the resolution is on4 Ywhich will take a considerable number of years; andfinally, no one has the end-all, be-all solution, but expression of concern, communication, and direct action are the only things which may produce results and save us all. by Len Gamache

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Contributing Staff John W. Bast, Chris Bauman, Paul Blagden, Terry Bolton, Leanne Burl&older, Don Button, Linda Carson, Boxanne Charette, George Elliott Clarke, Mike Ward, John Curtis, Donald Duench, Martin Flood, Kathy Foster, Mike Freke, Len Gamache, Jim Gardner, Julie George, Wendy Goer, Brian Grady, Bandy Hannigan, Sylvia Hannigan, Glenn Harper, Bob Herringer, Tammy Horne, W. Jim Jordan, Mark Kahnt, Jim Kinney, Karena Kraenzle, LauraKulper,Pet.er MacLeod, Cathy McBride, John McMullen, Alan Mears, Scott Murray, Greg Oakes, Tim Perlich, Karen Plosz, Terri Preece, JamesPuttickDiane Ritza, WandaSakura,Todd Schneider, Terri Shewfelt, Fraser Simpson, Katherine Suboch,DanTrembley, Mike Ward, Paul Zemokhol.

“What’s the forecast for tomcrrow?” quizzed paper deliverers Peter MaoLean and Cathy McBride. Weather-people John Curtis d Leanne Burkholder shrugged,but by some freak of nature, the typesetter pick 6rdup a transmission from Boston, and began blaring it over the office, tipping over Jim Jordan and Julie. “An area of low pressure is expected near the ad manager’s office, scattering papers and scrambling phone calls” (“Takes the heat off me” quippedSoott,elicitingachuckle from Boxanne. ‘That’s cool,” added John W. B.) “It will continue moving east over the graphics dept.” it continued ‘with a 40% probability of showers in the morning,” sending Linda, Dan and Jim Kinney scuttling for cover andanumbrella for the sketches. “Ahighpressure systemwill lurkbythestairs,pushingreArnders under” (a cheer from Sylvia and most of the staff). “By afternoon it will proceed north, clearing up the pasteup area” (a relieved sigh from Mike Ward, Greg Oakes and Terri Preece, afraid that the low pressure would unstick their work) “and will melt all waxintheregion”Thiscausedaconsiderablesti.r,mostlyfromthearticles dripping off the boards, but also from Paul Zemokhol, G. E. Clarke and Todd Schneiderwhoslippedandslidoutofthewe3r.”Fogwillroll~omthedarkroominto the sports dept., lowering visibility for all events for a while” (“Damn” muttered Don Button and Glenn Harper, thirdsd by spectators Donald Duench, Bob Herringer and Steve Coderre). “But after a tussle with the sunlight it ought to d&poise. Tornsdo warning also in effect (scramblingupwordsandhelpingI+aser withhls puzzle.“That’showyoureaUyfix’em” hetoldTerryBolton,MikeFrekeand Terri Shewfelt, who grinned knowingly). “The long range fore& Dark tonight followed by increasing light tomorrow (“I could ‘a told you that” said Diane Ritza, but she was interruptedby an evil chortle, and avoice, “Hey guys, guess I fooledya all” as Len appeared at last from behind the typesetter. covarbyIdnAacklwn


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ME.SA gives men needed chatice to share $eelings with other ,men by Doug Copp Men’s Group, The evening of September 22 was given a shot in its drizzly arm by an unusual film Men’s Lives 2 presented by the Department of Women’s Studies and MESA. In 1974, two American filmmakers, Will Roberts and Josh Hanig, compiled a collection of assumptions, perceptions, and feelings that members of our society, mostly men, experience through the courses of their lives. The variety of thoughts. expressed makes it clear that the issues that it raises .are fundamental and important: Infact, seeing its relevancy almost _ a decade’later makes a poignant comment on the slow speed of real change within our society. There are a lot of people thinking about the many aspects of redefining sexual roles. This is probably because it is such a basic structure with implications in nearlyeverypart of society: There were over sixty people that watched Men’s Lives last week and took part in a probing discussion of their own understandings of many basic questions - a very positive comment on the willingness of both men and women to get involved. This movie-and-discussion night w&s a vehicle for a group of men, here in Waterloo, to expressa need foraforum onan issue with which they have been grappling for some time. These men have been sharing perspectives and exploring new realms of. communication in the hopes that they could somehow break free of stereotypical male roles, and come to understand how _ these standards affect their lives in very subtle ways. Most of the meetings they have had have been discussions but it became very apparent that this could, in fact, even be one of the’elements at the root of th.e male stereotype. Men are .conditioned torelate to each other on an intellectual level, very . often at the preclusion of emoti.onal and physical expressions. The group decided that, to be fully successful, they.had to try to overcome that barrier and .seek out alternative ways of ‘expressing their feelings. . ’ I should make a very important point right now: This is not a group of homosexuals. So often in our society, men being intimate with other men, . whether it be intellectually, physically, emotionally or spiritually, is construed as a prelude to genital contact. This should not necessarily be the case. To.refuse contact with other human beings simply because of some artificial stigma can only . .. alienate people from each other. * * Neither will thisgroup reject homosexuals. This collectiveis oriented toward including men .as individuals with individual .sets of questions and individual ways of looking at the world. If an individual considers that his homosexuality is’aninfluential part of his being, .then ‘that aspect must be considered, understood and accepted by anyone seeking personal understanding. Another very important question that is frequently asked.is * “‘Is this men’s group simply a response to women’s liberation?“. ’ In some ways, yes. Many of the social changes that have happ.ened in recent years..have been a direct result of the ’ . .. .. ..

women’s movement. Thesechanges must inevitably affect men, the roles they play and the freedoms they have to express themselves. It is clear that in order to adjust to these changes both men and women must redefine themselves as individuals. The result. will be a freedom for -both sexes to explore new dimensions of theirpersonalities that were previously hidden. By starting a group for men it is not intended to match one sex against the other - the men versus the women. This is exactly the thinking that we have to break free of. As men, it is.essential that we have a chance to share our feelings, fears, frustrations, and experiences with other men: O-nly a man can really understand what another man’s perception is. Membership in this group will be closed after the initial,meeting to create an atmosphere where men can find out (for some, for the first time in their lives) what .it means to talk to other men about something really important - themselves. , . MESA does not want to limit itself tojust thisgoal, however. These men appreciate the need for men and women to share what they have learned about themselves with each other. MES.A hopes to. cooperate with existing women’s groups putting together events and creating discussion of a situation that involves both sexes. Some of the directions that the men’s group has taken have been: 1) to establish a confidential and trustful’situation in which honest expression of feelings and ideas can take place. . . 2) to.explore new. ways ofexpressing thosefeelingsand ideas. 3) to gain mutual support for individual differences and similarities. ‘4) to stimulate discussioa of current social attitudes (both .within the group and by means of evenings like ‘Men’s Lives’) $) to. develop alternatives to current social definitions of . . masculinity. . .This is really just a group of people trying to,,find places in a . . changing ‘world. There have been problems giving the group a name because there were so manydifferent reasons for people to be members. One solution has been.to go beyond an’acronym with a single meaning. MESA can stand for Men ExploringSelf Awareness, Men Exploring Sexist *Attitudes, Men Exploring Sociai Action, or more generally Men Explorfng Social Attitudes. In fact, the solution is for MESA to stand for all of ‘these . . simultaneously. . On Tuesday, October 5 at 8:00 p.m. in CC1 35 MESA will be having a meeting. This meeting will act as a starting point for future directions of MESA that must,’ of course, be based on numbers of participants and then individual wishes- of its members. The current members of MESA will be available to answer questions and ‘share their own experiences within the group. All men interested in finding out r-nor-e about MESA,, wanting;to join the group or merely willing to discuss the kinds of changes that MESA implies shouId make an effort to come to the meeting.

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. . . .Pam Pugsle$ Wonien, too, often feel. angry that ‘their sympathetic men Women’s Action Co-operative ” . friends are not invited to participate. ,One woman in the - On September 16th, the Women’s Centre, a Federation of discussion voiced her sympathy for feminist issues, but said she’ Students and Board of Education Service,‘showed the film Not could not attend group, meetings from which. men. . . were . a Xove Story, banned for. public ‘performance.by Ontario and excluded. ‘. Saskatchewan censors, to an invited audience. In accordance At this point a vociferous young male student (I suppose,he with’the recommendation of the National Film Board, the was a student), began to sprinkle the discussion with comments audience .was invited to stay after thefilmforadiscussion witha such as: “you want to make sure you don’t frighten off. the panel of guest speakers. On this occasion Lorna War-low, a people you’re tryingtochange,“and “you should.becareful you forme) rape-crisis counsellor, Mayling Stubbs, chairwo.man of don’t *p?esent yourselves as man-haters.” Katharin Harkins ‘K-W Status of ‘Women, and Katharin Harkins, from the tried to explain to the man that his kind. of suggestionsare prec’isely what women. don’t need. In-fact, it is the male belief Women’s Action Co-operative, formed.the panel. Not a Love Story describes an inquiry’by a feminist and a that men know better than women how to run women’s groups, .stripper she n5Zets along the way:into.the giant pornography campaigns etc. that feminists are’trying to avoid by excluding industry. The. film shows pornography to be woman’hating, men. We want to organize ourselves, in our own.way, learning by our mistakes and .developing our own ideas. If men’feel exploitative, extremely violent and very profitable. This view often provokes lively discussion, to put it mildly. The Women’s threatened by their exclusion’from. women’s meetings,’ I don’t Centre,. a’ Federation of Stud,ents and ‘Board of Education feel sorry for them. Women have been threatened by men in Service, shows the film regularly because it would otherwise much. ,more brutal ways for many centuries -. the not be easily accessible: it’s widely held to’be an informative and commonplace beating of wives and rape of women even now important film which .contributes significantly to .the *bears.adequate witness to that. . . und.erstanding of.women’s objections to pornography: The discussion this time began very positively: the menin the ’ Men who consider themselves ’ sympathetic -to feminism “audience -had many friendly and sensitive’things to say about . should not try to tellwomen what to, do. They should read the film. But when the discussidn changed to the issue of why 1 feminist books, run nurseries. and day-care ,when’ needed, feminists have meetings and marches without men, the support women’sissues in conversations, and waituntil they’re atmosphere de’teriorated. It’s obvious that some men feel the .asked to help. Many men already do this. Such an insignificant justice ofthefeminist causeand%vould like to offer help inactive role demands from men. considerably more self-restraint, ways. Aruna Srivastava dealt .with this problem in .an article humility, and sensitivity than they are used to exercising. But last week, writing about the Take Back the Night Marches. the best of ,tliem can manage, to ‘exist in a supporting role Being excluded makes men feel rejected and frustrated; without feeling castrated.

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kid from Indiana, who’d rather be doing this than pouring concrete as I used.to . . .” ” It has been’said that Cougar sounds like a cross between Gary Puckett (and the Union Gap) and John Fogarty (the force behind Creedence Clearwater Revival), or even early Bob Seger. This seems to be true to a certain extent, as long as they are refering to the style of music, that Cougar plays. The vocals, however, sound more equivalent. to those of Bruce Springsteen and Gary U.S. Bonds. Cougar’s voice has a raggedness which injects his music with just the right amount of kick. The result is a sound which (if it must be classified) could be called raunchy rock. . ’ With the exception of two songs on the album, every cut fits the raunchy rock description.: The two easier songs could be considered as ballads. Danger List idles along until the end’, when it gets shoved into gear, -while Weakest Moments stays gentle. all the way through. In fact it is a suitable song to close the album. w&h (which it does), because it calms the listener down enough tosay “Hey, that’s nice. I like it.”

. Cougar’s first two albums were both-well received in Canada. In fact, his second album, And .What If It Did, was . . Nothin’ Matters certified gold by the Canadian record industry. I - . . Not bad for someone who does not want to A -little ditty ‘bout Jack and Diane. Two ’ become a s.uperstar. ,erican kids doing the best they can.” Before the-American Fool album, Cougar md familiar? It should. Jack and Diane is was mostly known as the composer of the song rently the number one song on the singles I Need A’ Lover, which was on Pat Benatars rts. . debut album. Both Cougar’s version and ohn Cougaris the man behind the song; As 1Benetars’ cover did well bn the worldwide &ter of fact., Cougar sings, wrote, and music charts. lduced this hit. Now, combine that with the : It would not be correct. to say that all of. ~gHurts So Good (which made the top cen Cougar’s songs sound-the same, because they :k in (July) and seven other songs, and the don’t. They do sound similar in places though. ult is an album which is topping the album What is common about each song is who he irts. American Fool may be the+itle of writes it for. Talking about the music he has ugar’s third album, but he is definitely not a written; Cougar says he does not write “some q 1. off-beat thing like art, which very few people 3orn John Mellencamp, he had his name can understand .. ...If I want toseeart,I’llgotoa lnged to Cougar (by the same person who museum. Talking Heads and all these bands, inged David Jones into’David Bowie) back I’m sure there’s.a market for them, but I don’t (976: The name is supposed to reflect the understand it. I want to write songs that the y he prowls while on stage. average guy can relate to, You know, I’m just a American Fool John Cougar Polygram .

The subject matter of .Cougar’s songs include. sex (more generally basic human emotions) and riding motorcycles, Anyone who saw the videos for Jack and Diane or Hurts So Good would have noticed. that Cougar seems to have. an obsession with leather clothing. This is to give an illusion of toughness to -his songs. Besides, if you are going to ride a motorcycle all day, you might .want the.leather for protection purposes, The two songs that stick out after thesfirst listening of American Fool are obviously the

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ln the early days of rock and roll; it was, Ited that the kids of the day liked the music cause their parents did.not. Now that those Is have grown up, their kids had to find a new )e of *music that their parents did not like.. le music that they turned to is known *as !avy metal’.’ . The current heavy metal champions are ne other than Motorhead. The title of their est musical (if you can call it music) offering h-on Fist (it was originally going to be called >n Fist And The .Hbrdes From’ Hell). This the third album. released in Canada for the oup, and for some reason, some people tually like the stuff. Before listening to the album, it is possibleto t a feeling of what it is all a,bout by reading the er notes. “Here’sthe latest example of vinyl rapnel, guys and gals. Hope you are Inding- to attention. We had a great, time aking this fab opus. Listen to it wrapped in rbed wire.” All of Motorheads pr’&vious albums have ne exceedingly well in Britain, and fairly well ‘Canada (with most of.the North American ies coming from Toronto). To help promote zir new aibum, they have just completed a Jr in which theyopenedfor Ozzy Osbourne. The cover of the album, predictibly; shows iron fist. On each ofthe four knuckles there .a skull. Fun stuff-, eh! The inside sleeve picts three humans (presumable . male), ch clothed in’ leather outfits, with swords d lovely masks covering their heads (see companying picture). Just’ the type of :ople to meet’in a dark alley somewhere. /

two hit singles. After a few more listens, each song begins to shine on its own. Thundering Hearts and Close Enbugh (his third single from the album?) both keep the rockin’ momentum going. In fact, some songs even have a bit of a ’ bop to them. This technique is accomplished by having hand claps interspersed with the ’ drum beats’. At fimes both accoustic and electric guitars are used to provide a song with a more intriciate texture. ‘Only two minor negative criticisms have been arrived at. First that the song Chinq Girl is not up to par with theother songs, and that at times, Cougar’s vocals tend to slur into each other. Otherwise, the album has to be considered as being good (as opposed to great or alright). It holds the listeners attention, and * has no major’flaws. On a scale of one to ten it rates 7’314.. 1 _. I

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Move over Barry Manilqw. Graham Parker can write songs. With theexceptionof YouHit The Spot, the lyrics on Another Grey Area show originality, as interesting wordplays give vim to some familiar topics. A hearty mixture of love songs combine. with a few homesick ballads. . ,

The words to the various songs on Iron Fist all seem to have something in common: they,. do not make any sense. They are just-words which fit the melody of the song (if there is one), Parker penned all of thesongson thealbum. and rhyme with each other. As an illustration, Crying For;Attention laments of a man here are the words to the first verse of Bang to absorbed in self-pity, who is consoled by Rights: everyone except his ex-girlfriend. Ir&rically, : Tqok her to a iar, ! thought I’d covered all every girls’ attention but her’s, is his. In a . . my tracks. Thought I hbd it made, I felt similar vein It’s All worth Nothing Alone us&s a: dtiggers in my back. You came walkiti’ different perspective to express basicalli the . through the door sailed into the attack.‘ same idea. . . Don’t seem to be my night, yougot me bang . 4 The lyrics - are well supported by a& to rights musicians. Kurt McGettick’s Looking briefly at the positive side; this . complished baritone sax solo on Thankless Task defies album does have some uses’. It would be great adequate description. A progressive mixture for driving parentscrazy, blowing speakers or -of-upbeat harmonies, it must be heard to be eardrums, and for giving you a chance to be appreciated. David Br.own and’ Hugh Mcalone. Of course, if you have. lost your old Cracken assist Parker., the trio on electric . ‘frisbee’,’ this disc’ would make a suitable .guitars. The sound is well balanced with the replacement.. addition of bass, drums, keyboards, flute, and My apologies to any thirteen or. fo&een . year olds who are Motorhead fans, but I banjo on some of the selections. Only Another cannot find any redeeming social value at all in , this album. . ‘. .

Grey Area, the title track, tends to be&me cluttered with excessive instrumentation. ’ Contrary to the instrumentals, the vocals range’ from mediocre to poor. If Parker’s . . singing style’ improved, the .a.lbum would be a perfect. His voice maintains a husky element, ’ almost weasing quality, that detracts from his. singing ability and pronunciation clarity. Were he to sing naturally the vocais could match the standard of the music. ’. . ’ With better vocals by Parker or additional back-up singers, Parker’s techniqu,e could develop, Irregardless, his album, Another Grey Area, is worth listening to. . .

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Singer never lags. It is simple with no unseen twistsor turns. Yet the reader’s attention is captured from page one where Killashandra’s voice teacher Anne McCaffrey has done it informs her that her musical again. Author of the Dragoncareer is over, totheendwhere riders of Pern series and its she cuts her first crystal. companion series on Harper McCaffrey weaves a spell that Hall, McCaffrey has turned keeps the reader interested, out yet another excellent even though the end is prenovel: Crystal Singer. dictable. The heroine of the story, Pleasantly enough, the Killashandra Ree, has just minor characters in the book 0completedtenyearsofmusical are well developed. In most training only to be told t,hat a . novels, minor characters tend natural de&& her voice ,- to be flat and two dimensional. makes her unable to become-a , -$Iot ;‘. so with McCaffrey, Some top concert soloist. of. the early characters*- that In a fit of anger, she runs aren’t around much are a bit awavonlvtomeetamemberof the mysterious Heptite Guild from the planet Ballybran. He tells her of Crystal Singing, the craft that cuts the valuable crystal used throughout the Last Saturday night saw the galaxy to provide instanfirst game of Theatresports in taneous communications and its brand new time slot! space flight. A very closely contested Despite. his protests, Killgame went to the We’d/?&her ashandra joins the Heptite ‘Be Judges Players; who edged Guild to become d Crystal .out The Basket Cases by a Singer. Joining the Guild has score of 62-61. This is the its drawbacks - due to the second win in a row for the nature of Ballybran, once you Judges Players, who included land on it, you may never Alex Bielak, Preston Gurd, leave. Only the Singers can Heather Irvine, and Bernie leave the planet, and then only Roehl. The valiant Basket for short ~periods of time Cases were Phred Ryail, aim before they go through withGardner, L.inda Carson, and drawal from the planet’s at- *Terry Barna. mosphere. However, KillashThe Boris scenes by both andra manages to overcome teams provided some of the these problems to achieve her show’s best moments (Boris is goal: to be a Crystal Singer. a 6 foot invisible sadist,) and As usual with McCaffrey’s - many were deeply moved by books, the plot of Crystal the total absence of any Crystal Singer Anne McCaffrey Ballantine, 1982

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flat, such as the Maestro and Carrik, the Guild Member who interests Killashandra in Crystal Singing. However, later characters are fully “human” in their own right. Even those. who make only brief appear&% such as the Singer who trains Killashandra on the ranges, are capable of. showing full 8 emotions. Overall, Crystal Singer is an excellent book, worthy of M’cCaffrey’s talents. I highly recommend this book to McCaffrey’s fans, and anyone else who enjoys good science fiction for that matter.

arts ” impressions of v.arious beings lost in the fog. Look in the Imprin,t’s Campus Events for details of the coming game any week, usually 8 p.m. Saturdays in HH- 180. Also starting this weekend are regular workshops at 7 p.m. Sundays, usually somewhere in the Campus Centre.. These are announced at Saturday’s games. So if you’ve always dreamt of being on stage but have always dreaded memorizing lines, we’re just what you’ve been looking for! Come out and see a game, and you’ll soon be showing up at our workshops. Brian Martin

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by Peter MacLeod The Spoons were white hot eight days agoat he WMI. They sold out both Ruby’s and the iall upstairs because of the many people without tickets who were turned away at the oor. But as the cover tunes played downtairs, this year’s “Uno” Awards Most Prom;ing Group put on a fantastic show just above he heads of the others. That evening with Ontario’s newest quartet #ensation featured a display of the Spoons’ lnovative style of rock, as well as the birthday If keyboardist Rob Preuss. The instrumental echnique of the band was introduced to the udience via the talents of Preuss in one lumber, and the combined effect of the entire group in action, with a film clip playing on the backdrop. Despite the lack of an opening act, the dance oor was packed before the start of the band’s rst set. The floor, however, did not really egin to shake until the familiar melody of Joua Heart was heard. Following that number le dancing patrons kept on moving until the how ended. Guitarist Gordon Deppe ltroduced some new material written for their ext album, as well as tunes from the first ecord, Stick Figure Neighbourhood. Interestingly, the new music from the lpoons does not rely on the electrobeat sound ?at they have employed in the past. These ongs move well dynamically and are capable If changing the pace of the whole show. Fast, nd even slowly the movement of the audience las altered. The release of the next disc by our outhful troupe will definitely shed some light In the not-so-distant roads they must travel, In the route to musical success.

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Jim Carrey r . confzdent, versatilei ,y Peter ,MacLeod Jim Carrey isn’t Rich Little or Rodney langerfield or Steve Martin. But he is quite :apable of creating comical, and often very accurate impressions of many prominent :elebrities in the worlds of television, movies ind music. Not only an impressionist, Carrey delivers straight, stand-up comedy and satire IS well. What, makes him an exceptional :omedian overall is the confidence that he lisplays while performing.

this young man from Jackson’s Point, Ontario has left people in stitches across the province for the past two years. As of late, however, Carrey has been concentrating his efforts in such major centres as New York, Los Angeles and Toronto. He is also intent on moving to the west coast of the U.S., one yearafter hisacting debut in the CBC’s “Introducing . .. Janet.” The assured and easy going manner of comedian Jim Carrey should make his introduction to audiences notable, whereever he goes. The student “intellectuals” who watched his act last week in the CC were warmed by his coyness and stimulated by his versatility, as were many passers-by. He geared the presentation towards the familiarity of the spectators in the roles of Amazing Kreskin, James Taylor, Miss Piggy, Clint Eastwood and Darth Vader plus many more. For that night Jim Carrey was all the characters he imitated.

Carrey’s show was staged a week ago Nednesday in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre. It was organized by B.Ent and was free entertainment for the receptive audience. ‘Ninety minutes of the evening were dominated >y laughter that responded to the elastic mages that were cast by the artist across the *oom. The brand of entertainment presented by

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This album feature: the two sidesof New York City accord$g to the record’s creator: day and night of course.

Following the release of Beat Crazy, Joe put together a group of people to play swing not rock’n’roll. The result was a new album Jumpin’ Jive, and another tour of the U.S. and Britain. Joe Jackson’s Jumpin’ Jive was surprisingly successful. It reached a wide range of listeners through FM radio: from the fans of his previous era to the fans of the original 40’s swingsters. The band covered the tunes of “Cab Calloway, Lester Young and Louis Jordan” on the fourth disc, and added their own tribute to Glenn Miller (Tuxedo Junction). But as soon as Jumpin’ Jive hit its peak the swing idea was finished. With another chapter in his career complete Joe began to start again. By August of this year Night and Day had hit the shelves in record stores across America.

The “Night” side of Jackson’s fifth effort is comprised of tight dance music flavoured with Latin-American style percussion, while the thoughts and emotions of his NYC dominate the “Day” side. The record is jammed with hits and is receiving wide a&aim from radio and music critics alike. Helping Joe on viny1 this time are two members of the Jive Band: bassist Graham Maby and Larry Tolfree on drums. Sue Hadjopolous takes care of the Latin sound with her talents in percussion. Even the man himself has gotten back into the instrumental scene. J.J. was the voice of his first three releases, but picked up vibes on his fourth and keyboards and sax on Night and Day. The credits for the’neti record include a notable quote from Duke Ellington. “Music is mostly alright,...in spite of the fact that it may sound as though it is being held hostage.” If the Duke is correct in his allegations, then it is certain that Joe Jackson’s new live act will release anything that hasn’t appeared before. He will appear at the P.A.C. on Saturday night with a five-piece back-up unit. Through the course of two sets, he is expected to run through most of his repertoire - old and new. So if you don’t want to miss out, make sure you have tickets for this one, it should be a blazing hot show.

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by Donald Duench result of Waterloo penalties in The Waterloo Warriors soctheir own end. The Warriors cer club went to Hamilton on have allowed two goals in Sunday, trying to win their ’ every game this season. The first game of the season, but second goal, in each case, has McMaster’s Marauders come about fifteen minutes spoiled Waterloo’s hopes. after the first. McMaster emerged with a 2-O Offensively, Waterloo has victory, keeping the Warriors had scoring opportunities in in last place in the OUAA West every contest, but has manDivision. aged only one goal in three The McMaster goals came regular season games. The at 2500 and 35:00 of the goal came when Ko-Fann second half. Both goals were a

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Leong succeeded on a penalty show against Laurier last Wednesday. The Warriors are missing the scoring ability of Tom Abbott, on the sidelines with an injured knee. McMaster swept the homeand-home series against Waterloo with a l-nil victory at Seagram Stadium Wednesday night. The goal was scored by

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Analysis

WaSrriors by W. Jim Jordan If you follow OUAA football at all, you will have noticed some mighty unusual things happening in the league this season. For example, the McMaster Marauders are winning, while our rivals down.the street, the .Laurier Golden Hawks, are losing. There must be an explanation; however, I don’t know what it is..Instead, I offer my uneducated guesses at what should and may happen in the final four weeks of the season, team by team. . Guelph Gryphons (112) . The Gryphons have lost two games by four points or less and finally put a win under their belts against York. They have yet to play Waterloo, Western, Laurier or Toronto. Out of those four games, only one should be close - this Saturday’s game at Seagram Stadium where they play the’warriors. They might surprise Laurier, and U of T is not forgetting their defeat in the playoffs last year. If thingsgo the way I see them, the Gryphons will finish sixth with a 2-5 record. Laurier Golden Hawks (1-2) Tuffy Knight is having problems getting his 1Olst victory. They opened the season with a convincing win over Toronto’s Varsity Blues, shutting down the league’s most potent offence so far this season, but have since been shut down by York and Western, scoring only one point in two games. The Hawks have games coming up against Mat, the Warriors, Guelph and Windsor. Things tell me it’s going to be tough leaving Hamilton with a victory on Saturday, making the Thanksgiving weekend clash against the Warriors more interesting (this is a way of saying I won’t pick either team to win that one). The should get by Guelph, but might not, and ought to blow the Windsor Lancers away. Prediction: Fourth place with a 4-3 record. McMaster Mauraders (2-l) The revamped McMaster team was ranked

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ninth in Canada until Toronto sort of blew them away 50-l. They came back nicely, though, handing the Warriors a 30-7defeat last Friday night. They qualify with Laurier as being in the “theoretically good, but not great” classification. Their future opponents are Laurier, Windsor, York and Western. We already know they should beable todump both the Lancers and Yeomen easily, and I give them the edge against Laurier. Western could have problems, but I doubt it. They clash in the final league game, when both teams are at what should be their best. Allowing some room for error, I think they’ll be in the playoffs for the first time, getting third place with a 4-3 record. Toronto Varsity Blues (2-l) What do you say about a team that has scored almost 100 points in two games? Granted, they got off to a slow start against Laurier, but they’ve rolled over a half-decent McMaster team and the Windsor Lancers. They are the only team with a realistic chance of defeating league-leading Western; this Saturday’s game in London should decide which of the two teams gets first place. I give the edge to Toronto. They should have no trouble with their other three games against York, Waterloo or Guelph. The Blues will finally get a first place finish with a 6-l record. Waterloo Warriors (1-2) This is an improved version of the team which brought up the rear of the OUAA, and, on overall record, the CIAU, last season. Going by what I saw in London two weeksago, this team has potential. (Let’s forget last Friday, shall we?) The Warriors take on Guelph tomorrow in the battle of the basement; somehow I think we won’t come out of it in bad shape at all. Future games include the traditional Thanksgiving weekend match against WLU (it’s Laurier’s home game this year), one in Toronto against the Blues, and the final game at home against York. Bob

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McKillop’s crew ought to bump off York. The games against Guelph and Laurier are both apt to be interesting - we should win one of, them, anyway. It would be nice, too, if the team could beat Toronto, but, somehow, I think that is asking a bit too much. The Warriors should be the best of the rest (fifth place) with a 3-4 record, Here’s to a better team next year! Western Mustangs (3-O) The ‘Stangs are the only team to record a shutout this season; that coming against Laurier on Saturday. The only team that can stop them is Toronto. That should happen on Saturday. Otherwise, the last three games should be a tune-up for the playoffs. The Mustangs face Guelph, Windsor and Mat, in that order. Of those three, the only potential troublesome team is McMaster, and they shouldn’t be that troublesome. The Mustangs will get second with a 6-l record: Windsor Lancers (l-2) The Lancers were the victims of Waterloo’s second straight regular-season victory (who cares if it’s’split over two seasons?). They bounced back with a three point win over Guelph, and were steamrolled by Toronto. Their next games come against York, Mat, Western and Laurier. The Lancers should lose badly to Western, just lose to Laurier and McMaster, and play to a scoreless draw with York (well then, lose to York). The Lancersare this year’s OUAAdoormat; they’ll finish with a l-6 record. York Yeomen (l-2) This team scared Western opening day and upset Laurier a week later. Last weekend, they were defeated by Guelph. This team reminds me of a nova - a brilliant start, but fading quickly. Enough said. Their upcoming games include ones against Windsor, Toronto, McMaster and Waterloo. The game against Windsor just might be a comedy of errors, but the Yeomen will come out with a win. Toronto

will breeze past them like they did McMaste and the Marauders will take revenge again! York for their drubbing by the other Toront school. The season ends at Waterloo - reca that last year the Yeomen were the only team t fall to the Warriors. This year it will be th same, only at Seagram Stadium. York fills i the gap labelled seventh place witha 2-5 recorc There you have it - my view of the OUA, football league this season. Toronto, Westerr McMaster and WLU will make the playoffs all goes well; Waterloo will lead the bottor half of the pack, with Guelph, -York an Windsor rounding it out. Don’t give up hop for the Warriors yet; if they beat Guelpl Laurier and York they should get the fourt and last playoff berth. This is not entirely ir conceivable. Come out to the games and se how much the Warriors have improved.

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results

The University of Waterloo Tennis Warriors were elimirated from the OUAA Tennis ‘hampionships last week at he Waterloo Tennis Club, After advancing to the West sectional Playoffs along with Western, Windsor, and 3uelph, the Warriors tied for second with Gu,elph behind an nvincible Western team. Western won all of itsgames hus capturing the team title, he singles championship John Hatch), and the doubles :hampionship (Joo-Song \

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Kang and Mike Gross). These winners now meet the Eastern representatives’in the Championship tournament which begins today at York University. The Warriors had most of their success against Windsor winning four of six matches. They tied Guelph at three wins each and were winless against Western. The Warriors team included Jeff Vogan, AviNativ, Steve Yuska, Aldo Dannino, and Yasno Yamaguchi.

Nothing seemed to work for the rebuilding Warriors. The offence sputtered a few times, but never did.catch. While the defence couldn’t hold the Marauders, this reportermaintains . that they are improving. McKillop seems to agree, at least in part, “*Don’t blame it (Friday’s game) on the defence. The offence left them in a hole.” He hasa point there. The Warriors turned over the ball inside their own 40 yard line four times. Only one of the Warriors’ offensive sputters was t productive. After a total of25 yards in Marauder penalties on a Warrior punt quarterback Stan Chelmecki threw passes to Eric Thomas and Gord Grace before Rob McArthur ran it in from the one. Chelmecki’s convert proved to be their last point. Things seemed to be turning around after the touchdown, as the ensuing short kick-off was perfectly mastered by Drew Zehrand Stan Chelmecki. A short pass to Thomas set upa yard field goal attempt with seconds to go in the half. Two successive time outs called by McMaster to put the pressure on Chelmecki seemed to pay off. The kick went wideand short as the gun-sounded. The play of both teams in the second half did little to generate excitement for the fans. McMaster added only 7 points to their 23 to 7 half time lead. Waterloo had a couple of scoring chances but never really challenged the Marauder hold’on the game. The Warriors’ play can be summed up in one word y execution - or rather a lack of it. Defensively, at least according to Coach McKillop, “We knew what was coming.. We knew who they were going to use. We just didn’t stop them.” McKillop experimented briefly with a 34 defence. With the problems the Warriors have been having stopping the run, one would think that the 34 will be used more frequently in future games. Another noticeable strategy change by McKillop was to keep Chelmecki in the pocket despite the success of the sprint= out against Western. And while it is hard to support a strategy that didn’t work, McKillop disagrees, “I think the strategy was right in keeping Chelmecki in the pocket. We just didn’t execute.” The specialty teams were once again a consistent boost to the Warrior effort. The kick-off return team once again combined innovative running with solid blocking to improve

Warriors the team’s field position. All things considered, the Warriors have alot to prove next Saturday against the Guelph Gryphons. There are so-me who have seen the difference in the Warriors under Bob McKillop’s tutelage and are prophesying good things to come for the football scene at UW. Unfortunately, it will take an awful lot to convince the majority, of the fans. Games like Friday night’sdon’tdo much for. the new image that the Warriors are striving for. Hopefully on Saturday they’ll show what they are really capable of. Kick-off time at Seagram’s Stadium is 2:00 p.m. OUAA FOOTBALL NOTES: In other action on the weekend, University of Toronto Varsity Blues showed that they are a team to be reckoned with by beating University of Windsor Lancers 48 to 7. ’ University of Western Ontario Mustangs had no problems containing the impotent Wilfred Laurier Golden Hawks wishbone offence. The final score of 23 to 0 is indicative of Western’s no.3 CIAU ranking.

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In their second consecutive weekend, playing American Universities, the field hockey team posted a 1-2 record. Losses to Western Michigan University (O-3) and the University of .Iowa (O-2) were both different games. “During the Western Michigan game, the players were too high and this resulted in our overtrying unsuccessfully,” said Coach Judy McCrae. “We knew the University of. Iowa game would be our most difficult. They were nationally ranked last year and are hoping to be very successful again in the, Big Ten Conference. With less than 10

d minutes left in the game, Iowa scored to make the score 2-O. I was’ most impressed by our ability to play tough and intense defense with a more experienced team.” Athenas only win came over * an Ann Arbor Club Team 2-O. This is a team of ex-varsity players and present coaches. This being the third game of the weekend, the Athenas proshowed better. gressively Penny Smith, the Athena goalie, got the shutout while Kathy Goetz and Shari Carter were the goal scorers. The Athenas beginOWIAA competition this weekend at Laurentian University.

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\ Gord McKechnie is a Masters student in Management Science. He attended King City Secondary School just north of Toronto. Gord tqok his undergraduate degree at Guilford College in Greensboro, North Carolina while attending there on a golf scholarship. Last week the golf team competed in two tournaments. In the University of Waterloo Invitational held at the Conestogo Golf Club,,Gord was the 2nd medalist witha superb round of 66. He then turned around and tied for low medalist at the York Invitational. Gord won the tournament medalist position by defeating Rob Gibson of Toronto in the playoff. The U W Golf team led by the superb play of Gord McKechnie emerged victorious in both of these invitational competitions and now go on to the OUAA semi-final tournament this weekend again hosted by York University at the Westview Golf Club in Toronto. The top five teams from this event then qualify for the OUAA finals, which will be held at the Essex Golf Club in Windsor.

Lisa Campfens is a 2nd year science student and member of the cross country Athenas. She is being honoured this week for her sixth-place finish last weekend at the York Invitational, the second highest Athena finish ever in what has traditionally been the toughest cross country race of the season. In the race she outran nationally ranked athletes and led a completed Athena squad to a third-place finish. Lisa is a Kitchener native whose high school athletic career at Cameron Heights H.S. earned her selection as Miss Oktoberfest Athlete of the Year in 198 1. Through much of that career her running talent was obscured by her involvement in basketball. In Grade 13 she improved drastically in track and reached the. OFSAA finals in the 1500 metres and 3000 metres. Since then she has become.one of the top middle and long distance runners of the region, winning the women’s May Ten Kay 10,000 metre race in Waterloo in May and finishing 2nd in the Western Region Championship 1500 metre in July. Along with her ability, Lisa brings tremendous enthusiasm and determination to workouts and competitions, qualities which contribute enormously to the effectiveness of the Athenas as a team.

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R --I u&y Golf~WaWiOrs u&n ‘team title : . . Waterloo The University of Waterloo Golf Warriors won the team title last Thursday in the York Yeoman Invitational Tournament at the Westview Golf Club. The -Warriors team total was 3 17 which bettered the University of.Toronto’s 3 18 score by a single stroke. Gord McKechnie earned the low medalist’s score of 75. Gord defeated Rob Gibson of U ofT at the third hole playoff \ round. . Waterloo Warrior Golf’Sco;es .Gord McKechnie _ 75 Jay Cressman is . . Dave Hemmerich 80 ’ Gean Howard _ ’ 84 ’ Glen’ Wiley * 86 Team Scores ’ . . r Toronto Blue . j . .’ 318 a. Guelph 325’: . Waterloo Black .‘328 York 335 . Toronto White 336 . - Queen’s . 341

by GIenn’Harper . ’ . On Saturday at Columbia field, the University of Waterloo rugby club faced the Wilfrid Laurier rugby club and handily defeated+ them in both games. s ” .. The varsity game started at 1 p.m. and the UW side started out fairly sluggishly. By the end of the first half the WLU team held the lead’, 7-3. During the second half of the game the UW forwards exerted their-influence on the flow of the game. The front row of the UW forwards once again played very well this week. Tehe front row consisted of Tony Stea ‘and Fred ‘Wilkinson at the prop positions and .Tom Miller at the

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Despite an enthusiastic response. from those teams that .did show up. at this term’s coed slow pitch tournament, it was hard to ignore that there of were a large number defaults. Many teams arrived early Sunday to -find no, opposition. This was undoubtedly due to the rain Saturday and the Sunday raindate. In a hotly contested “A” flight ch+mpionship, the Socks, captained by Bobby DiFrancesco, p)defeated Conrad Grebel Ducks 19-13. The “B” flight championship saw two St. Jerome’s teams, \(olpe’s Vultures and SJC No. 1: battle to the bottom of the fifth when the Vultures scored t_he winning run to take the game 10-9.

Equipment. Loans During open hours of the PAC and Seagram Gym, full toteroom services will be provided. Along with towels and wristbands, a wide variety of equipment is available to Canipus Recreation members. I.D. cards or membership cards are required in order to borrowanyequipment from the toteroom. Fees will be assessed for lost equipment. Eqtiipment the toteroom does not supply: personal ai>parel, squash balls, badminton birds, hockey sticks, or tennis balls. Equipment the toterbom does sup&y: basketballs, volleyballs, soccer balls, footballs, softballs, racquets (tennis, squash, racquetball, badminton), golf clubs, frisbees, singlets, free weights%2 I/ 2, 5, 7, IO pounds,-softball bats, hockey helmets, and skipping ropes. Guests of eligible Campus Recreation members may use the facilities with a member by purchasing four 25~ vouchers from the racquet rental machins located on the lower level 0: Red North in the PAC.

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Last Fridai, golfers took to the UW North Campus Golf Course for ,the’annual Campus Recreation Mixed-Two-Ball Golf Tournament. With the new location for the tou_rneyand its easy access came an increase in the number of participants. In all, 5 1 golfers braved the rains and winds to make this years \ event a success. The afternoon’s humour was provided by Bob DiFrancescd with his golf wit and lime green golf slacks. By afternoon’s end, everyone was all smiles despite being cold and soaked. ’ The weather proved to be no match for Deb Elliot and Rob Podovan who captured the championship by shooting 40 for thk g-hole course. Close behind were Joan Grundy and Scott Milligan, and Steve Sawyer and Jennifer Russell who shot 4 1. The longest grivers of the day proved to be Steve Sawyerand Jennifer Russell and the most accurate putter belonged. to Daye --_ ,. Brown. Bob DiFrancesco was the closest toi the pin on Hole / No. 4.

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ne of the biggest problems tiy brother and 1 faced as we wer.e growing up was that of food - or, rather I should say an over-abundance of it. Mother was an excellent cook,-in the tradition of the great Central European chefs. She was a firm believer in quantity, as well as Quality, serving enormous portions of rich, somewhat greasy food, because in those days no one worried about cholesterol levels. She would press extra helpings on her guests, few of whom had the stamina to withstand her persistance; indeed, they usually did not wish to decline, because her meals were so delicious. Her cooking was renowned and her baking had made her a byword in the community. During the War, a steady stream of Czech airmen and soldiers took the train from London to our small subdivisidn, heading for the homes of the Czech families residing there. Occasionally they were acquantances, but for the most part my parents’ hospitality had spread by wocd-of-mouth, and usually yben the doorbell rang it meant that a stranger was on’the doorstep, some young man with a tired face and lonely eyes, who had been told by a friend to come. My father, intensely patriotic, emotional and geherous, was thrilled at the opportunity of caring for these dashing fellow-countrymen; unable to volunteer, Father’s orily souvenir of war service was a photograph taken in a borrowed Home Guard uniform. Mother was excited for woman, who different reasons; she was a warm-hearted gloried in the prestige of her culinary reputation. She loved to cook for such appreciative visitors; also, and perhaps more importantly, these men deeded her their ration books, which meant extra butter and sugar, by the time their stay ended, they had usually although consumed more than the equivalent of these extra rations. , All this was marvellous for the hungry defenders qf our land. But what of two small children growing up years after the War, who were expected to uphold the noble traditions by those gastronomical heroes? Our older established brother and sister regaled us with tales of the soldiers’ feats: one had licked the icing sugar off a whole plate of yeast buns, so the other men couldn’t share them with him; ,another had consumed a dozen fried eggs in one sitting; a third was admired for his ability to down huge quantities of whatever was put before him, as long as the food was Czech.

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or me, however, meal times were torture. Mother never adjusted to cooking for just six people. My knees quivered every time 1 approached the dinner table. 1 glanced quickly at my plate, to gauge the difficulty of the task ahead. Sometimes, it was obviously impossible - a plate of steaming food sat malevolently before me, heaped high with great mounds of pork, crunchy around the edges, but delicately seamed with fat; piles of piquant sauerkraut fought for romm with slice upon slice of .dumpling, without the faintest gleam of white china showing beneath. 1 capitulate@ immediately, acknowledging an ignominious defeat, withoyt even entering the fray. “1 can’t eat this,” 1whined pitifully, “it’s too much,” and my mouth drooped disconsolstely at the corners, as f prepared to draw on a plentiful supply of tears to back up my statement. Mother was frustrated. She htid ‘spent all morning preparing the meal. My apparently uncooperative attitude infuriated her; she tookit has a direct to my father in their native personal insult. She grumbled tongue, her smooth, peachyskinflushedwith annoyance, her buxom figure, so much admired; set firmly before me, hazel eyes flashing their irritation. It was a matter of pride; she could not give in and was determined that1 should not be stubborn. “You vi11eat,‘: she insisted firmly. “Vydo yov tink you are so skinny and alvays sick?’ As she said the word “skinny”, it sounded tertible, there was so much scorn in her expression. All Czechs knew that to be skinny was a criminal offence; 1was, 1acknowledgedwith bowed head, guilty. ’ While Mother and 1were engaged in our verbal dispute, my youngest brother, Tom, sat quietly at the table. He smiled picked up his knife and fork with determination, appreciatively as he sniffed the aroma wafting up from his plate, and praised, “Mmmm . . . this smells good, Mum!” Mother immediately beamed upon herfavorite child: “Vot a goot boy you are! 1 don’t know vy your sister can’t be more like you!” She sighed as the contemplated my ingratitude, wondering what she had done to deserve such an awkward child. The rest of the family stolidly ignored my plight, but wh.en mother went into the kitchen, my father attempted to alleviate the situation. Far be it from him to interfere in a purely domestic matter; his authority, he well knew, ended at the factory gate, when 2,000 workers left at five o’clock in the evening. He had no intention of infringing on my mother’s undisputed territory. He did, however, sneak pieces of food from my plate and transfer them to his.

When Mother returned some minutes later, he exclaimed ’ jovially, “Look dearest, how much she has\ eaten now,” and Mother was somewhat mollified. Father’s blue eyes twinkled as he saw her mouth soften, for headored her;as she passed his chair he patted her’behind. She blushed and murmured something to him in Czech. People were always remarking on how well my father looked. These sa\me people (usually other, portly Czechs, who despised undernourished bodies like mine), never failed to point / out to my mother how thin 1was. I

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y appearance was a clnn!~tSnt source of chagrin to my mother. “What can 1do,” she would exclaim in her native tonque ‘to her friend and neighbour, whose own daughYters were plumply appealing and whose calves nicely filled out the tops of their boots. “1 cook such delicious things and she refuses, positively refuses, to eat. She does it on purpose to annoy me. Now if only she were like Tom. He should have been the girl, and she the boy!” She would continue in this vein for some time, whilst her friend, a truly . formidable figure, even for a Czech, would commiserate, but not too deeply. This neighbour never failed in her duty to point out where my mother had erred. ‘You’ve always been too soft and spoilt hei, and now you’re suffering the consequences.” Tact was a dispensible quality in our community. There was no doubt, the other women acknowledge, that 1was a thorn in my mother’s flesh.. What credence could be attached to my mother’s reputation, when 1 appeared? What kind of representative was 1for any self-resepecting cookto boast of? Yes, they could sympathize with and understand my mother’s plight. My brother Tom was actually quite thin, but he was blessed with a round, dimpled face, which made him seem fatter than he really was. His blond hair had an adorable curl to it, his blue eyes were bright and innocent, and he had a truly cheerful nature. His teachers lored him; they praised him to my mother when she met them accidentally in the street. As she plaited my thin, mouseybrown hair each morning, Mother glanced reproachfully

/ at my skinny knees and arms, sighing deeply. 1have come to realize, in retrospect, that 1was never a quick learner. l.would have been far more successful if 1 had used Tom’s approach. He ate heartily at the beginning, secure in my mother’s approval after his eulogy, then, during one of our altercations, he quietly left the room with his plate, dispose of any food that was left, returning whilst Mother’s attention was still fixed on me. He settled back in his chair before she realized that he had left. There was, however, one soup my brother hated fervently. It was caraway seed soup. Even Tom balked openly and defiantly when the huge bowl was set down before him. We practised every wile we knew, in an attempt to evade swallowing a few mouthfuls df the detested liquid. Mother only prepared it on rare occasions, as a means of reaffirming her authority. After the incident I am about to relate, she could see the best thing was to aiiow the soup to disappear completely from our menu.

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ne day, Tom had a truly miraculous escape from his portion. Unfortunately, 1 was unable to follow his example, because he was saved by a natural phenomenon 1 dould not repeat. He had a dismal cold; just after he took a mouthful of soup, he gave an enormous sneeze, extracting his soggy handkerchief from his pocket a second too late. We all stopped eating, mesmerized, and stared\ into his bowl. Tom cried out exultantly, “I’m not eating that now!” For a moment, the situation appeared uncertain, as Mother stood up with her spoon, looking as if she might attempt to fish the offending particle out of her bowl. Tom’s expression must have forwarned her. Without saying a word, a martyred expression on her face, she picked up the bowl and carried it away. 1 watched enviously, as Tom grinned at me triumphantly bepind her back. Slowly and reluctantly, 1 picked up my spoon once more.


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