1982-83_v05,n23_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Imprint Friday, January 14,1983; Volume 5, Number 23; University of Waterloo, Waterloo Ontario

- Friday,

Jan. 14 -

Art Exhibit in Concourse Gallery at WLU display of recent aquisitions to the permanent art collection of WLU. Gallery open during regular university hours. Everyone welcome, this is the last day. The German film; Qes Teufel’s General (The Devil’sGeneral) 1955, Helmut Kautner, will be shown at 9:30 a.m. in room4-209 of the Central Teaching Bldg., WLU. Admission free and everyone welcome. Noon Hour Series presents “Women’s Health Issues” by Pat Wainwright, Health Studies. ML 354,12:00 to 1:00 p.m. Chinese Christian Fellowship presents a speaker meeting. Rev. Stephen Knights will speak on “Ambassadors for Christ”. 7:30 p.m. rm. 201, Seminary Bldg. WLU. For transportation call 8887048. Math presents a free video night. First run videos will be shown. B.Y.O.P. (Bring your own pillows); Movies include Rocky III, Superman II, The Shining, and more! See MC 3rdfloor lounge for times. Movies start at 6 p.m. MC 3rd floor math lounge. Open house at Chaplain Paul Bosch’s home, 157 Albert St., at 7:30 p.m. Come for a cup of coffee and some conversation. Earthen relaxing meeting munchies, p.m. to Christian

Mug Coffee House: enjoy a atmosphere, live entertainment, new people, enjoying home-made and teas and coffee. CC 110 at 8 12 a.m. Sponsored by Waterloo Fellowship.

Back to school Kin Pub. 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Festival Room, South Campus Hall. HKLS $1.00, others $2.00. Age and student ID required. , The Canadian Chamber Ensemble presents the CCE Wind Quintet, St. Jerome’s college, Siegfried Hall, at 8 p.m. An Evening of Words and Music with Hagood Hardy. Special guest Judith Lander - star of Broadway’s “I’m Getting My Act Together and Taking It On The Road.” Canada’s super-musician, composer and performer returns for a special evening of musical entertainment. $9.50 ($8.00 stu/ sen). Reserved seating. 8 p.m. Humanities Theatre. ASEAN’s Game’s Night. This term we are going to have fun every Friday night. So, come on and drop by the CC at 8 p.m. to play cards, chess, majong, monopoly, risk scrabble, singing, music etc. For further info, please contact Jason, 885-5346. International Students’ evening of slides (Europe, Middle East) music, fun, refreshment. 298 Ferndale Place, Waterloo at 8 p.m. Meet outside CC at 7:45 p.m. for transportation. Sponsored by W.C.F. Free. For more info phone 886-5056. Fed Flicks presents Mommy Dearest, starring Faye Dunaway. All films are shown in Arts Lecture Hall, room 116, beginning at 8 p.m. Admission: $1.00 for fee-paying Feds with ID, $2.00 for others.

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The Potato People. Theatre Beyond Words returns with their own brand of fun, laughs, and imagination. A must for kids of all ages! $3.50 ($3.00 kids 2 and under), reserved seating. Times are 10:30,1:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Swim meet: Guelph pops over for a dual meet with the Warriors and the Athenas. It’s

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the Warriors only home meet this term. Warm ups at noon, meet starts at I:00 p.m. Jazzmobile Jam with Jim Galloway. One of Canada’s finest jazz saxophonists introduces young people to the world of jazz music. 1 p.m. and 3:30 p.m., Humanities Theatre. $3.50 (Stu./Sen. $3.00). Reserved seating. Theatresports, the fun group of improvisational comedy performers, presents another great evening’s entertainment. 8 p.m. in Humanities room 180, admission $1.00 or 75c if you’re a Fed member.

- Sunday,

Jan. 16 -

Bigfoot lives at Laurel Creek! (‘11:OO a.m. and 2:00 p.m.) Snowshoe hikes and a presentation of snowshoe care, safety and technique. Snowshoes will be provided, but please call ahead (885-1368) to reserve a pair, and wear only soft-soled, low-heeled boots. Worship with the Lutheran Campus congregation in the Waterloo Sem. Chapel, corner of Albert and Bricker Sts., 11:OO a.m. Outers: Kayaking starts this Sunday, 4 to 6 in the PAC pool. This week’s lesson is the first half of the eskimo roll. Christian Faith inanutshell to bediscussed by the Lutheran Student Movement, from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m., at 177 Albert St. at Seagram. There will be a General Meeting of the Association of Greek Students at 6 p.m. in cc 135. The comic mime trios, OrKIDstra joins the KW Symphony Orchestra “Family” Series for more zany interpretations of famous symphonic music at 1:30 and 3:30 p.m. at the Centre in the Square. Tickets: $5.50, $7.50 and $9.00 (Stu/Sen $4, $6, and $7..50) from the box office only. For more information phone 578-1570.

- Monday,

Jan. IL7 -

Diplomacy. Anyone interested in playing once or twice a week please call Chris Paul at 886-9408. Group Walk Home: Women will be meeting in the Campus Centre at 10: 15 every night to walk home together. Remember: there’s safety in numbers. Secretary of Budgeting Policy, a Committee Dept. of Finance presents “Fiscal Federalism: The Provinces and Ottawa”. Sponsored by Poli Sci Dept. and Centre on Federalism and Foreign Policy. Startsat 2:30 p.m. HH 334. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease with the Gymnastics Club. Every Mon., Thurs., and Sun., 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Any interested persons welcome, or call John at 884- 1808.

a series of vignettes, utilizing-dance, drama and music. Sponsored by Chaplain’s Association of Ecumenical Campus Ministries at UW and WLU. 10 a.m. to 2:30p.m., CC Great Hall. Cercle Francais - French society meeting to play upcoming events for Winter term. All students of French welcome, your ideas are wanted! 12:30 p.m. ML 354. Bagels? Wow! The Jewish Students Association is once again inviting y,ou to eat those trendy little round things, and this term they’re even giving you stuff to put them on. Today JSA presents a reknownedguest who will speak about Ethiopian Jewry. Join us! 11:30 to 1:30, cc 110.

Jan. 20 -

Wise Assessments:

See Tuesday.

Music at Noon concert will feature ‘Paul Bernard, guitar. Concert will be held in the Theatre Auditorium at WLU at 12 noon. Admission free and everyone welcome.

Mature Students’ Program. Today’s seminar: “Life Change, Education, Careers and Coping”. Speaker: Dr. J. Towler, Renison College. HH 3,73 at 2:00 p.m.

Bible Study

at 2:30 at 177 Albert St.

Celebrate the Eucharist at 4:30 p.m. in the Conrad Grebel Chapel at UW. Clear Thinking, the first winter session of the media series, “Reading Between the Lines” starts tonight at 7:30 p.m. at HH 373/ 378 with a special workshop on critical thinking skills for deciphering the news. Sponsored by WPIRG, all sessions are on alternative Tuesday evenings and are free and open. Come learn how to detect bias and propaganda in everyday news media. CKMS-FM will hold its winter organizational meeting at 7:30 p.m. in room 135 of the Campus Centre. Get involved in radio! The Canadian Federation of University Women, KW Branch, and the KPL are presenting a community education program on the issue of the arms race. The session will open with the showing of the 25 minute film, “If you Love this Planet”, a NFB presentation featuring Dr. Helen Caldicott’s lecture on nuclear war. Other speakers to follow. Will be held at the KPL auditorium at 8 p.m. Health Wise Assessments are now available through Campus Health Promotion. For only $10.00 you can get a fitness test including an exercise test, body fat measurements, lung flexibility, and a personal profile. Health Services room 126. Phone 884-9620 for an appointment. Time is 9:30 to 3:30 p.m.

- Wednesday,

Jan. 19 -

Chess Club meets 7 to 12 p.m. in CC 138A. Everyone welcome.

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- Thursday, Health

Contemporary film being shown by English Dept. at WLU. The film Bicycle Thieves (DeSica, 1949) will be shown at 2:30 p.m. in Room 2E7 of the Arts Bldg. Admission is free and everyone is welcome.

Compagnie Philippe Genty. From France comes puppets for adults. This brilliant company has astonished and amused audiences on five continents with their deft and delicious, adult theatre. $9;00 (Stu./Sen. $7.50). Reserved seating, Humanities Theatre at 8 p.m.

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the Eucharist at 10 p.m. in the Seminary Chapel. All are wel-

PC Campus Club Organizational Meeting. To discuss election of a vice-president andof upcoming events. 12:30, CC 110. All welcome, see you there!

KW Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic, 2:00 to 8:30 p.m., First United Church, King and William Sts., Waterloo. We need 325 donors!

- Tuesday,

Celebrate Waterloo come.

Art Exhibit in Concourse Gallery at WLU. Bill Pura will be showing his abstract prints in the CC, during regular university hours. Admission is free and everyone is welcome.

Basic Rescuer CPR Course: Includes one man, two man CPR and infant resuscitation, as well as clearing obstructed airways. 7 to 11 p.m., Health Services room 127. Registration fee: $22.00. Register in room No. 126. Phone ext. 3641 and ask for Jacqueline Sharratt for more info.

Parables For Today: A Christ Event will feature the Toronto-based ensemble Ruah in

GLOW Coffeehouse - two staff members ofToronto’s Hassle Free Clinic will talkabout acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), sexually-transmitted diseases, and other gay health issues. 8:30 p.m. in CC 110. For more information call 884-GLOW.

Health

Wise Assessments:

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Creative Writing Collective of UW meets every Wed., 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Grad Club upstairs. All writers. Welcome. Discussion, criticism, beer.

CUSO Info Meeting. Employment opportunities in Third World Countries for teachers, tradespeople, business advisors, health professionals, farms, etc. Apply now! 8 p.m., Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King St., Waterloo. Call 885-1211 ext. 3144 for details.

SCHOOL:

Sky Diving Club: First Jump Course will be held on campus at 7:00 p.m., but this is subject to change. Trips to Grand Bend will be planned on subsequent weekends, weather permitting. Contact Savio (8856815) to sign up. Toronto Dance Theatre. K-W’s favourite dance company returns to present an evening of the best dance to be found anywhere! Now in their 13th magnificent season. $9.00, students/seniors $7.50 for reserved seating. 8:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Tickets available at the Humanities Box Office. Economics-Applied Studies Pub. One free beer to all Applied Studies or Eton students.’ 8:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. HH 373.

- Friday, Jan. 21Kitchener-Waterloo Services for the Physically Disabled offers a unique opportunity for adults to get involved in their community, make new friends, and be a part of a valuable service. A comprehensive training programme will be provided along with continuous support and ongoing skill development. Our winter programme is just under way and now is a good time to get started. If you can spare a few hours a week, please call 885-6640 between 9 and 5. The Birth Control Centre is staffed by trained volunteer students and provi’des free, confidential information on birth control, VD, unplanned and planned pregnancy and other issues concerning sexuality. Drop by in Room 206 of the Campus Centre or call ext. 2306. Dr. Walter Brueggeman, Professor af Old Testament, Eden Theological Seminary, St. Louis, Missouri, will be guest speaker at the Lutheran Life Lectures. Dr. Brueggeman will speak at 9:30 a.m. on “The Neglect of the Third Factor in History-Making”, and will give another lecture at 1:30 p.m. on “Two Dangerous Moves in Prophetic Faith”. Lectures <will be held at St. John’s Lutheran I Church, 22 Willow Street, Waterloo. Admission is &ee and everyone welcome. PEERS Centre is open for the winter term from Monday to Thursday 3:00 - 8:00 p.m. We are located in CC 221. Why don’t you pop up and see what they’re all about? Salat-Ul-jumua (Friday prayer). Organized by the Muslim Students’ Association. 1:30 p.m. CC 110. Fed Flicks - Monty Python% Life ofBrian. AL 116,8:00 p.m. Feds $1.00, others $2.00.

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. Campus Events are free; Classified Ads cost 5OC for 20 words and 5C/extra word. Both are due at the Imprint off ice, CC 140, at noon,

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Is nuclear by Rob Macqueen Imprint staff Does Canada need nuclear power? “Yes” said the federal government-sponsored 1973 report An Energy Policy for Canada. It called for nuclear generating stations to fulfil1 a projected near-exponential increase in demand for electrical power over’the next half-century. “No” says a new government-sponsored study, some of the results of which were presented Tuesday evening at a public meeting by Ralph Torrie, the project manager of the Ontario . s government’s study. At the meeting, sponsored by’ the local anti-nuclear group I-HINK (Total Honesty in Nuclear Know edge) Torrk :hallenged the assumption that economic growth-requires a :orresponding increase in energy consumption. He -upheld

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Sweden as an example of a country with a similar climate to Canada but both a higher living standard and lower energy use per dollar of the Grqss National Product than ours. The mandate of Torrie’s group, which is in fact a network of environmental groups across Canada, was to produce a model of Canada’s energy use to the year_2025. Beginning with some well-accepted assumptions about population growth, industrial growth and so on, their strategy was to show the feasability of firstly, reducing our energy consumption for .various tasks (heating, transportation, etc.) and secondly, filling our remaining needs wit-h energy from renewable sou rces. By this method the group feels it has shown that neither nuclear pow& nor large quantities of non-renewable fossil fuels such as oil and gasoline are necessarily vital to Canada’s futur_e development.

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The several-thousand-page report will be submitted to the federal government this month . The officia .l release date is as Yet unknown, but writer Bob Bott is presently working on a condensed version to be published in paperback by Hurtig Publishers sometime this year.

military, people are paid to provide goods and services that are not for sale; thus, more money chases the same amount of goods, resulting in inflation. Stating that while Canada obviously needs some military presence, she questioned the amount of resources put into it. Canada has the world’s eighth largest militaryexpendittireand is among the top ten military exporters. She doubted the reasons for increasing military expenditure at z! time when social programmes are being cut back. As well, McDonald cited examples of what she considered to be excessive military spending in other countries. In the Soviet Union, so much money is spent on the military that almost nothing is left over for consumer goods. In many Third World countries, people are literally starving while their governments spend millions on military devices. In the United States, one-half ofall research money is spent on military research, even though the USA “still can’t produce a car to compe,te with the Japanese.” “There aren’t going to be any more glorious wars,” said McDonald. “Technology has changed the nature of’war.” She claimed that the awesome pdwer of nuclear weapons today

Imprint produces “Misprint”, our annual humour issue. The end of : term was no excepiion, with the difference that last year’s issue was exceptional in Jity. Soexceptional, in fact, that whencovering hisshop window while redecorating, cal merchant was thoughtful enough to use a row of Misprints. If you happened

Among the group’s admittedly “most controversial” conclusions is that by the year 2025 Ontario will require five to ten million acres of land devoted to cultivation of wood for combustion purposes. This is an area of the magnitude of that presenily devoted t’o agriculture in Ontario, noted Torrie. The wood produced, he said, would be used in the production of methanol, a liquid fuel suitable for transportation requirements, or compressed into pellets for industrial or home-heating use. /

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by Rob Dobrucki The world’s military expenditure last year hxceeded the entire income of the poorer half of he world’s population, according to Lynn ticDonald, the recently-elected NDP MP for sroadview-Greenwood. McDonald indicated that $100 billion of the 550 billion spent on the military went toward he development and construction of nuclear rreapons. Speaking at the Paul Martin Centre at Vilfrid Laurier University, McDonald con:sted the idea that military expenditures reates employment in Canada. While coneding that any time of expenditure will create ome jobs, she claimed that as the military ldustry is highly capital intensive,’ investlent creates relatively few jobs. Quoting from a report done by the U.S. lureau of Labour Statisti&, McDonald maintained that a one billion dollar investlent in the military industry creates only 5,000 jobs. If this amount were invested into 3nstruction, 100,000 jobs would be created; Lto a tax-cut, 112,000 jobs; and into lucation, 187,000 jobs. As well, she noted that military expenditure ruses more inflation. Citing classical econmist Adam Smith, she said “The whole army Id navy are unproductive labourers.” In the

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makes any “balance of terror” theory impractical. “The power of nuclear weapons today is equal to one million Hiroshimas. One Poseidon submarine, carrying 160 nuclear bombs, has the ability to wipe out every major city in the Soviet Union with bombs tospare. “Both superpowers have enough power to destroy the world many times over.“’ McDonald also pointed to the speed of the delivery systems for nuclear weapons; she claimed that there is no reaction time to rationally consider any options. A bomb from the Soviet Union to the USA could takeas little as thirty minutes to arrive; from Western Europe to the Soviet Union, only six minutes. She claimed that thd short time spans create

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unsafe situations. “The number of geese that have been mistaken for Soviet missiles is frightening.” McDonald stated-that the New Democratic Party favours “gradual, mutual, regulated disarmament with inspections on both sides”, and that her party is the only national party that has solidly opposed the ‘Cruise missile tests in Alberta and Canada’s participation in NATO and NORAD. As well, she said that the disparaties in wealth between nations has to be eliminated if the causes of war are ever to be eliminated. She advised the audience that every individual should make his/ her opinions known to politicians. “Protest is the only realistic form of civil defense.”

C ounse .ling offers programme U W Counselling Services will begin a study skills programme the week of January 24th. It will include workshops designed to help students develop effective study habits such as efficient time

management, notetaking, reading, as well as preparing for and writing exams.

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types of sessions are - a two hour work-

shop continuing for four weeks and, a one hour workshop continuing for seven sessions. Interested students can register at the reception desk in Counselling Services, 2080 Needles Hall.

to miss our humour issue, at least half of it is on display at the corner of King and University (beside Forw+#s) for your viewing pleasure. We trust the highschoolstudents who

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University undergraduates, community college, and high school students (grades 9-13) are invited to display their original projects in fields of applied science and technology at the Second Annual Technion Science Fair to be held April 27th to May lst,

1983 at the Ontario Science Centre, Toronto. Prizes will be awarded. Applications are now being accepted at the Canadian Technion Society offices in Toronto: 2828 Bathurst Street, Suite 603, Toronto M6B 3A7,Tel.(416)789-4545.

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Answers to Last Week’s Crossword: Across 1. Bobcat (bc, boat) 4. Efts (ft, e, s) 8. Bright ideas 9:Adds 10. Cycle’ 12. Nasal 14. Lift (1, fit) 16. Fabrication 17. Sate 18. Lessons (le, ss, on) Down 1. Bibs(course ofa meal) 2. Blindasabat 3.Ashes 5. French Fries 6. Sister 7.Zinc (Z,‘Inc.) . 11. Sniffs (ff, sins) 13. Lair (1, air) 14: Leave 15. Anon (a, non)

Tiger Terry’s Trivia by Tiger Terry Imprint staff Here it is! Just what you have been waiting for. The Imprint’s very own trivia section. Each week we will ask ten trivia questions dealing with just about anything, then thefollowingweek we will provide the answers. Some questions will be hard, some will be easy. Either way, a good time is-guaranteed for all: This week we are giving away free tickets to the David Wilcox concert at the Coronet on Saturday, January 22nd to the first ten people who come to the Imprint office with ALL the correct answers in hand. Good luck! Here are this week’s ten questions: 1. Who played Kato in the T.V. show The Green Hornet? 2. Name the four main stars of Leave It To Beaver. 3. Who sings the song Do Wah Diddy Diddy? 4. Tomorrow is Chuck Berry’s birthday. How old will he be? 5. P.P. and B.B. work for J.J.J. Name all three. When was Love Me Do first released? 6. 7. What university sucks the big one? (hint: it’s in Ontario) 8. Who is the head coach of the Varsity Swim Team? 9. Who of the following was not one ofthe Beach Boys?(hint: there’s only one). Glen Campbell, Dennis Wilson, Darryl Dragon (the Captain), Henry Gross, Bruce Johnson, Carl Wilson, Eric Carmen. . 10. What was the last album that the Beatles recorded \ together? \

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This winter, through its Brown Bag Seminars, the Waterloo Public Interest- Research Group continues its lunch-hour look at topical issues. All seminars will sheheld in Room 135 of the Campus Centre at the University of Waterloo at 12:30 p.m. and are free and open to the general public. Farmwork has been identified as the most dangerous occupation in the United States, particularly due to pesticide exposure. On Thursday, January 20th Dr. Dick Frank, director of the Pesticides Laboratory at the University of Guelph, will discuss the health effects of agricultural chemicals. In response to the economic malaise, the next two seminars look at alternative personal and community responses to hard times. On Wednesday, January 26th, community development consultant Susan Wismer will look at ways economically depressed communities have organized and

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Ideas and&u& -._ talks scheduled by UW Library A Monday noonhour free public lecture series is being presented by the University of Waterloo at the Kitchener Public Library Main Branch. Ideas and ?..sues will run throughout the term. Here’s the schedule: Jan. 17 Background to the Present Situation in Poland Jan. 24 Classical Mythology Ian. 31 The Changing Perception of Women in Modern Literature Feb. 7 What Your Kids Should Read Feb. 14 Why I Study Insects Feb. 28 Sexuality Today: A Look at Society’s Ideas and Attitudes. Mar. 7 British Poets in the World Wars Mar. 14 Achieving Wellne’ss Mar. 21 Ending World Hunger IMar. 28 The Computer Revolution No Lecture - Easter Monday Apr. 4 The Environmental Movement Today Apr. 11 Sherlock Holmes - 100 Years Later Apr. 18 For details or lunch reservations, call the Library 743-027 1.

Christian Unity to be prayed for Campus Centre

The Great Hall of the UW Campus Centre will be the setting ‘or a unique multi-media event celebrating the Week of Prayer ‘or Christian Unity. The celebration, entitled Parablesfor Today: A Christ-Event, vi11 feature the Toronto-based ensemble Ruah in a series of ignettes utilizing dance, drama, and music, and is sponsored by he Chaplains’ Association and ecumenical campus ministries at he University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University. The vent is scheduled for the Campus Centre on Wednesday, anuary 19th from 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. The Great Hall is usually the scene of much student interaction - coming and going - pausing briefly for refreshment in the lay’s activities - and the ecumenical event will respect and nrich that public space, sponsors said. The Week of Prayer for Christian Unity is an annual seven-day lbservance of the unity that all Christians share in faith and life. ‘he University observance is sponsored by the Waterloo ampus ministries of the Anglican Church, the Christian !eformed Churches, the Lutheran Churches, the Mennonite Churches, the Roman Catholic Church, and the United Church f Canada.

Village Don -Application Deadline January 31,1983 Students who wish to apply for the position of Don in the Student Villages for the academic year 1983/84 should obtain an application form from the Housing Office in Village 1, or from either Village Office, and submit it,to the Warden of Residences, Housing Office, Village 1, prior to the END OF JANUARY 1983. Applications received after January 31 cannot be considered for appointment for the Fall Term 1983.

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generated their own growth, in her talk on community-based economic development. On Wednesday, February 9th, Karen Wilson will discuss ways we can live more with less, and care for our natural environment at the same time we conserve our finances. On Wednesday, Feburary l&h, Dr. Margrit Eichler, sociology professor at the Ontario Institute for Studies in Education, will discuss the changing economy and its impact on women. A fifth seminar, on Canadian Culture and the Applebert Report, is planned, but no date has been definitely established. Contact Kae Elgie at the WPIRG office, room 217B, Campus Centre, phone 885-1211 ext. 2578, for more information aboutthis, or any of the other seminars. The Waterioo Public Interest Research Group is a research and education organization at University of Waterloo, funded and directed by students.

The Crown Life Insurance Company is recruiting at the University of Waterloo for Actuarial Students. Recruiting is for full-time employment starting iii Spring 1983. Interested students should visit the Placement Centre to arrange an i,ntervieti.

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The University Library recently announced the opening of a Minicomputer Room, first floor, Dana Porter Arts Library. Equipment: 2 TRS 80 (Model III) 2 Commodore PET 2 Volker-Craig 404 terminals (Other microcomputers will be added when available) Software: Packages include word processors, VisiCalc, Data Manager and games are available at t reasonable prices. Diskettes, audio cassettes and computer paper are available from the University Book Store. Charges: Time on the microcomputers is available at a charge of $2.00 for the first hour or any part thereof and $1.00 for each subsequent hour or part thereof. Charges are subject to change. Time on the Department of Computing Services IBM equipment is available through the VC 404 to those who have DSCaccounts. All UW students, faculty and staff, high school students with proof of full-time attendance at school, and high school teachers with proof of active teaching appointments, are eligible to apply for a casual user account. Accounts may be set up for $25, or multiples thereof, to a maximum of $100 in any one year and users, charged at the rate of 4Oc per unit, are eligible for differential pricing on VM sessions which mayreducethe rate to as low as 16c on weekends and late at night. For additional information or to apply for a casual user account, contact W. Futher of the Department of Computing Services, Room MC 2010, ext. 3 1 I 1. This computing service was established in the Library primarily to serve those U W students who are not enrolled in courses which give them access to computing facilities. However, others are welcome to use the equipment as long as time is available. For further information about the microcomputer facility, visit the Microcomputer Room on the first floor of the Arts Library and speak to the staff member at the service desk. I

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well below its historical average and is slightly below the pre-recession low which, occurred in Imprint is the student newspaper at the University the second quarter of 198 1. of Waterloo. It is an editorially independent newspap er According to the board, the indicated published by Imprint Publications, Waterloo, a upswing in consumer confidence normally corporation __without share capital. Imprint is a member of the Ontario Community Newspap er would mean “an early, strong recovery in Association (OCNA). Imprint publishes every secol nd consumer spending. .However, the recession has Friday during the Spring term andeveryFrid.aydurti ng taken a heavy toil in both employment and the regular terms. Mail should be addressed to Campus Centre Room 140, University of income losses, constraining consumers’ ability , “Imprint, Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario.” , to spend.” There was only a small increase in the Imprint: ISSN 0706-7380 number of people who felt their financial picture2nd Class Postage Registration Pending had improved over the past six months. Imprint reserves the right to screen, edit, What this means is that the employment and, and refuse advertising. j 8 income crisis which we are facing is with us for a I~*a~~rieht?It~ttomyeeli--noPetoocollvfncinlPy,~~etl he e~~werg~edlong,thesanwrasindeedlow,andthel~,barka nd while to come. Don’t expect the situation to v&urea droppine~mthedeadtrwenearbydid~lowithdecidedlycle 8r thude.~bBIacgwen, ~~rS~~~JaPetO~TerrgBoltonan4Jol M improve this year and any improvements next Curtis, draped in dark rhrouda and sporting mli8hly flezulieh canim w, lookedatmeapprais~.Ihadeeanmyfatheroastmucht~~~k~l ml year will be minimal. $S.OOrirlointheather#reek,~,ItriedtolookaooapleofdaJRoldandpoor cut. Surpridngly, it Frked'on $hem. However; either Dan Trembla Co-ordination and Placement will have to be Debbie Ellliott, Donald Duench, Todd Sohneider and George Blliott Clarl hadpoontr~,orw~notweruilyfooledThecame~me.Iehottl even more aggressive and creative if they expect leadthreewith6i~Poeffect.IMloadedrrithrtoattoathpicll and piCked off Schneider and Clarke. That ware8 off the rest. Sam to stem the tide. Unfortunately, many coop Demaree, Alan Meara, Peter MacLeod, Steve Codere : end Greg Oaks tax anmndtheoorneratthatmoment,~thmaeh~~~-about students are being-forced to re-evaluate and theirnoaee.1 wafsworried Despite thef!&mdlywayinwhichtheyflay anddevouredClarkeand hneider,theqeculativeglance6iamydirect~ DII did nothing for my comfo Tit . Mentioning Pd join them later (intendjng to reconsider their future plans., retarnwfthc~),Iw~t’~~~o~ehaPntedharueandentc 08 through the cellar. This prowd uawiee. Ron McGregor and Diane Rit aa It’s time for the Co-ordination and Place-, ~~daolemnlyintovigrr,reenact~njCtheCracirixionoithe I& while in8ome circle8 corrldbeooluidsredkinLy,Pdcs~to%oft: he ment Department to provide counselling and Playboy movie8 on P x la8taightanddidn~careforatamerehaeh LsI womered~thlaunivemle@otbelievingindreamB,I’cametoacce~t: he direction which will help co-op students ~~~~theorg)hadaLindaC~ninit,~K~,~~~~w~ he ~h~e~dmePprobabiynot.Then,ofoarrrse,cametheaktimatehofio~ rd consider realistic approaches and make prac. creptupthestaire,ww~~aftheready,eywalart,parsprickedbnokw 8oundcametomywr8... lMl8ttJU~~ Production! Proofreading! Scott Mllr_r tical decisions regarding their co-op/ academic layingdownafinalad... Sylvia Hannigan finding the laet correction (c ~himd.it+aLOhnhit,Irealised.I%efall ick),andLenWunache Len Gamache futures. intothemasthedl~~the(trmkrmyne~,IfeD~~e~r~

Things are looking bleaker and bleaker for colop students all the time. This term’sproblems with locating jobs is twice as bad as last term’s. Although the Co-ordination and Placement department anticipated a “bigger problem in the winter”, their efforts to minimize the impact have not been especially successful. The‘upswing” in the general economy is not expected in the near future either. The results of the Conference Board of Canada’s latest survey of buying intentions have been released. The survey indicates that while consumer confidence is higher t,han at any time since the recession began, so many jobs have been lost along with cutbacks in incomes that most Canadians do not have enough spending money to give the economy the lift it +needs toward a more rapid recovery. I (The Conference Board is an independent, non-profit research institution’ which operates in the United States \ and . Europe, in addition to Canada.) The board also noted that the modest recovery in consumer spending this year will also be hampered by the weak growth expected in real disposable income in 1983. The world index of consumer attitudes rose considerably between the third and fourth quarters of last year; however, the index is still

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Employment opportunities in Third World countries exist through CUSO, Canada’s largest independent, international development agency. CUSO has received requests for: * Teachers of English, Math 4 Science * Civil Engineers with Water or Construction experience * Small Business Advisors with Co-operative experience * Agriculturalists * Qualified Tradespeople ?he salary is low, but the personal and projessional rewards can be great. Interested?‘Plan to attend an.INFORMATION MEETING Wednesday, January 19 at 8:OO pm Adult Recreation Centre 185 King St. S., Waterloo/ ’ or contact: CUSO Waterloo 234A South Campus Hall, ext 3144

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Beth. Hold your breath for our more months but renember blue is really not your olou”r. See you wen \ivepeak in Lpril. Village 1 isn’t that far way!! Hatman. ihiatsu (Japanese finger presure massage). For headaches, :nsion, backaches, stomach/ ltestinal problems, men:rual cramps, muscle aillents, etc. Treatments 11/2 ours. Student rates. Call C. eck at 884-6607. Velcome back Sue Q., we lissed you! Please call Mary ayne about club. Urgent! 88-7341. Yanted: Female AD&D play-s to engage in small milieu. lust have gaming experience. !igh dexterity and charisma 1 asset. Prefer good alignlent. No wandering monsters :ed apply. Reply P.O. Box ! 13, Cambridge, N3C 2X6 or 111658-4356. :ntley. Hope you had a great rthday. Redox. hempagne sends Don Karch id Ben Verkley. Birthday eep from Australia. We )pe Ewe have a Wooly rthday down under. Don td Ben. i Mrs. “G” from H.S. If $ou ad this, have a good day! This company has wowed diences in five continents :h its astonishing, brilliant d amusing puppet show for ults. Who are..theyand when they play the Humanities eatre? Bring your answer to : Imprint office and win free kets.

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Imprint welcomes comments and opiriion pieces from our readers. The Forum page is designed to provide an opportunity to present views on various issues. Opinions expressed in letters, columns, or other articles on this page represent those o,f their authors and not Imprint. Letters should be typed, double-spaced, and signed with name and telephone number, and submitted to CC 140 by 6:00 p.m. Monday. Maximum length of letters: 400 words. Anyone wishing to write longer, opinionated articles should contact the editor-in-chief. All material is subject to editing; spelling and grammar errors will not be corrected.

Who watit&nc To the editor: I would like to bring to-the attention of all U of W students something t-hat occurred on the night of Tues. Nov. 30th, 1982 in Btiffalo, New York at a disco frequented by many Ontario university students usually on bu$ tours. The staff ofa bar known as Uncle Sam’s acted on pure hearsay in ejecting one of the U of W students in attendance. The tactics used were akin to those employed by “Nazi goon squads” dcring W WII. The series of events leading up the ejection was observed by enough students to make it obvious that the bouq&rs took action merely because of the objections of one ofthe baLr’s regular patrons. As a result of this event, the remaining Waterloo

Birds happy To the editor: We are Americans who have made our home in Latin America for seven years. Lately, wk are seeing much distorted news about the Americas coming out the of the U.S. and would like to set the I record straight for Imprint readers. When we first moved to Costa Rica, bag, baggage, grandmdther, teenagers and pets, we spoke no Spanish and knew little about the country. But, soon, our rural neighbors accepted us and graciusly taught us their language, culture, and how acitybred family could enjoy ranch life in a foreign land. Truly, our delightful adventures there merit a book, at least! My husband’s love for the sea (Pearl Harbor survivor, retired Navy), prompted a further move two years ago, to Colombia’s Carribean coast. We found a lovely, old coconut plantation on the Pan American Highway near Santa Marta, the oldest (457 years), most fascinating city in all of the Americas.

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Imagine, green palms waving in gentle ocean breezes, blue sea and sky, pounding ,surf and golden sand and, towering 19,000 feet over all and snow-capped the year ‘round, majestic Mount Colombus. We feel we have much.. . incomparablk beauty, fine neighbors, perfect climate, a stable, democratic go vernment and a satisfyingly-low cost of li ving. Like Colombus, we have discovered a new frontier, with ayast potential and, being human, are driven to tell others about our dream-come-true. If you are interested in the future of the Americas . . . and the Birds . . . write us by international air mail (35~ a half-ounce) at Post Office Box 5222, Santa Marta, Colombia. It may take a while, but we promise to answer. Now from beautiful Santa Marta, we wish you salud (health), . pesetas (wealth), amor (love) and the time to enjoy them all! Jyanita Bird

rap Fed stand

I’o the editor: We were very surprised by David Cohen’s response to our etter (Imprint, Nov. 19, Pugsley, Miedema, Lewis), concerned with the Federation of Students decision to suspend the IMSA. Unfortunately David Cohen did not grasp the mainpoint of the etter at all. We were not talking about the holocaust in the second World War, but about the current issue, re: the Federation of Students politics on campus. 1.) The I MSA publicly announced that their political stand .e., their poster -isnotanti-semitic or anti-Jewish, but that they ire opposed to the politics waged by Israel in the Middle East. rherefor,e, the Federation’s decision to suspend the IMSA is 5 Infounded. 2.) The Feds admitted mistakes, but continue the suspension. 3. Suddenly the suspension is not only for the Fall term, but also for the Winter term. The Federation can not makedecisionslike suspensions on the oasis of assumption rather than evidence . -We- are extremely :oncerned about the Freedom of Speech on campus, because we

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students were asked to leave by the management, ending an othdrwise incident-free evening. Our student body has spent a lot of money at this particular establishment in recent years, and if this is the way we are thanked, I propose that we no longer send bus loads of students to Uncle Sam’s. There are bars that are just as good, ifnot better, in Niagara Falls, N.Y. and for that matter, whydon’t we consider staying in our own country and buying Canabia-n. In any case, due to this totally unwairanted and tactless ejection, I would like to initiate a boycott of Uncle Sam’s and suggest that the U of W student societies, Village dons and the entire student body do the same. Warren B. PhiIp Athletic Director - E.S;.S.

feel that the freedom of expression (excluding racist, sexist and/ or other-wise discriminatory) i,S an essential right for human beings. The freedom of speech is attacked by the Feds decision to suspend the IMSA for expressing a political viewpoint. Wim Simonis, the Feds president, further attacked freedom of speech by supporting students who were destroying the Chevron, a paper published by the Chevron Club. As feminists, we do not support the Iranian religious revolution. The subjugation of peoples to religious orders is in no way progressive, and is a regressive step. However, the right of the IMSA to freedom of speech is essential, and not something that the Feds have the right to revoke. - Baukje Miedema; Georgina Lewis (Editor S note: the third (3rd)point in this letter is incorrect. The IMSA suspension does NOTextend to the winter term according to ‘Federation President Wim Simonis. The suspension was for only the fall term as initially reported.)

George Elliott Clarke is a student bf English at UW, hails from Nova Scotia, and writes this somewhat weekly column of opinion. fact, an-d fancy for the benefit of all. . .

Claike

There is nothing new under the sun. The last one thousand, line hundred, and eighty-two years of human history can be jacked into one moment. What seems new is linked in time to Yhat has happened. The political belief called “Anti-Zionism” 0110~s this pattern. Anti-Zionism, which can be defined as either political opposit3n to the policies of the Government of Israel or as the belief that he state of Israel, as now constituted, ought to be abolished, is a egitimate political argument; that is, it is a position that may be ! I leld with some amount of gravity. The problem, however (and this is a problem of the Left), is hat thefurtherleft one moves on thepoliticalspectrum, the more hat shiny, new anti-Zionism becomes tarnished, old antiSemitism (that is, opposition to the existence of the Jewish beople). (This problem was dramatically illustrated by an ranian Muslim Student Association poster of last, term which quated a blood-d ripping Star of David with a blood-dripping wastika: the division between anti-‘Zionism and anti-Semitism ias very blurred indeed.) The problem recurs again in that the further to the right one loves on the political spectrum, the more that tarnished, old nti-Semitism becomes shiny, new anti-Zionism. Hence, ublications of the ueo-fascist Knights of the Ku Klux Klan tend 1 be virulently anti-Zionist (that is, opposed to the existence of ?e state of Israel).

One is left with the following question, then: Are not antiSemitism and anti-Zionism synonyms? Are they not the same?+ not the latter simply a new-fangled, less obvious version of the former? If the answer to the question is “yes”, then opposition to the existence of the Israeli state is the same as opposition to the existence of the Jewish people. Likewise, opposition to the existence of the Canadian state is the same as opposition to theexistence of Canadians. . If the answer to the question is “no”, then opposition to the Government of Israel is not the same as opposition to the existence of Jews. Likewise, opposition to the Government of Canada is not the same as opposition to the existence of Canadians. The heart of the matter, then, is semantic. “Anti-Zionism”is an imprecise political term. In one sense, it may mean opposition to the policies and procedures of the State (Government) of Israel; in other sense, however, it may mean opposition to the existence of the Israeli state - and this is hardly distinguishable from opposition to the existence of Jews (which is anti-Semitism). The double-naturedness of “anti-ZioniSm” makes it a dangerous term to use in political debate. Its meaning should be clarified or its usage ended. A word is needed that will allow one to be opposed’ to the policies and practices of the state of Israel without being opposed to its people -just as dne could be, during WW JI, anti-Nazi . without being anti-German.

Pro-life question: when-does life begin?

To the editor: In sttidying both sides of the pro choice/pro life argument in the Forum, I have noticed a major flaw in the pro-choice argument. I have not yet heard a pro-choicer define at what point he believes that a fetus becomes human. Obviously a baby becomes human at some point between conception and birth because a human baby is born. It seems to me that the prochoiqers are avoiding the central issue of this debate -the grave possibility that each aborted fetus is really a murdered human being. Do the pro-choicers take into consideration this very important, central issue ? Since our society is allowing the destruction of unborn babies, we must define when a baby becomes human. It is good for women to have rights, but it is wrong when the price that has to be paid for these rights is another’s life. I would like to hear a pro-choicer’s answer to this question, “When do you believe that human life begins?” Carolyn Karn

Carson’s xmas comic called Ccblasphemous” To the editor: I am writing in complain of the blasphemous comic by Linda Carson in your Christmas edition. The “comic”, so to speak, was obviously created through ignorance, insensitivity and a total lack of respect for the sanctity of the Virgin Conception of Christ. I can accept a person being an

athiest or non-Christian, but similarly this person should also respect my Christian beliefs. I, along with many others, was offended, disgu&d and shocked that anyone could be so inconsiderate and disrespectful. Expressing opinions is one thing, but mocking beliefs is completely unacceptable. Dan Burjoski

Cryptic Crossword lessons well received To the editor: When I used to watch people trying cryptic crosswords I could rarely understand the clues, let alone find a solution. Often, when answers were given, I couldn’t see how they could be arrived at from the cities. Now, thanks to your series, I finally understand what’s going on. I’ve begun to practise on the Globe and Mail versions and have been quite successful (up to 80% completion). I’ve always enjoyed ordinary crosswords, but now your series of lessons has encoursged me to try the cryptic ones.

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The lessons were very clear and understandable, especially with the examples. The biggest asset, in my opinion, were the “breakdowns” and “clue types”, allowing you to ,get hints without ‘looking at the answers. The crosswords themselves were of adequate difficulty for me, especially since I was just learning. Thanks a lot. ’ Tanya Flemming (Editor k note: the series qf crossMvrd iesstlns referred to Mlere published tiTeekl!+ last term. You L’t3,alyl’ck up a lesson booklet -for a minimal cost at the &print ojj?ce, CC: 140,) ii

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in the Gallery; graphite and charcoal drawings, sculptures in mixed media, and silkscreen ink prints. Selected Works by Stacey Spiegel starts off the new 1983 Exhibitions at the UW Arts

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The rooms were the same as usual in their constant state of discord, the cushions left in their places around the floor, still trying to look like crushed velvetafter all these years, her copy of the Waste Land still sandwiched between Lewis Carroll and Charles Dickens atop the shelves which served as resting places for the photographs accumulated almost passively during her years among the people

At first we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t notice the picture missing, then upon closer inspection one of us observed * the small bronze frame , leaning against her marble cat â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;7 was empty, collecting dust where before none had ever gathered though she was not the most meticulous person in our world; strangely though, we could not recall what had been held within the frame though we had seen it many times with many eyes

As for the typewriter, the desk on which it resided seemed unchanged except that the Janus paperweight stood looking at trees and empty chairs from a neat pile of fresh white pages, virginal butfor their numbering; in the typewriter was a bent paper slightly torn in the left corner and-carrying only two words some of us thought this to be the title of a new short story, while oth.ers believed that these pages held a confession in the works Nothing else was missing or removed in haste, giving us the impression that if indeed she was gone she would be back soon but this was not the case

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A photograph, recently come into our possession, depicts a .wo&an of about thirty, dressedfin f the fashionable style bf the 189OI’s. The co/o&> is brown and black, in keeping with photography of the times, with some slight curlirig-o)c the edges. 1 The woman is,smiling. It has-been saidxthat despite.the age of the photograph, it is her. VV; ’ -would like to believe this rumour. . . , _ Johti Hunsley

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The soundtrack of BrimstoneandTreacle is an inventive extension of the plot of the movie. Brimstone and Treacle is a Britishmade black comedy starring Sting, the bass player and lead vocalist for the Police. The songs on the soundtrack are performed by various British artists. Squeeze gives us their 1979 hit single Up This Junction. This’ upbeat tune does an admirable job in reflecting the cynical natur’e of the album. “I got a job with Stanley/He started me on Monday/So I had a bath on Sunday/I worked 11 hours and bought the girl some flowers”. This seems like the ultimate statement on the recession. The Go Go’s bubble-gum single We Got The Beat appears on the second sideof the alburii‘fo,r some reason. It does not fit the overall theme of the soundtrack. Much of the rest of the Brimstone soundtrack is taken up by Sting and the Police. The Police play tunes that are mostly instrumental. As usual, the Police keep the beat movingwith tight reggae and jazz rhythms which are highlighted by the odd guitar riff or background vocd chant. Sting’s lyrical and vocal ialents add a lot of vitality to the soundtrack. Sting’s Akmution is

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by Greg Oakes Imprint staff Late One Night Robert Williams A&M Late One Night is Robert Williamslfirst solo album recorded between the fall of 1981 and spring of 1982. With some assistance by ex-Doors’ guitarist Robbie Krieger and Devo’s Mothersaugh brothers, Williams’ percussionoriented sound has evolved into a mildly amusing listening experience. “I wanted to perform live so I formed a band, and it feels much better now. It’s more creative working with these guys,” concludes Williams. Williams was nurtured in Massachusetts, and upon coming of age he quickly headed for

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When. The latter of these two songs is the most notable of the side, lending to its subtle instrumentation and dynamic variation. Fans of European electronic music makers like Kraftwerk or Tangerine Dream should thrive on side two of the album.

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Nash the Slash sings on the first side of his latest effort, and does a good job to boot. The number to listen for at pubs and parties is called Dance .After Curfew. As the title suggests, the tune tends to encourage , movement of the feet, thanks to some great rhythmic innovation. The words of Vincent’s Crows provides for some interesting listening as well. Nash the Slash is unique in his field of music an& has appeared with many reputable performers (the Police, the Who and the Tubes) as well as on his own. Nevertheless, the most avid listener can handle only so much high technology in one recording.

M Usic rt? learsals Conrad Grebel College is offering four ensembles for /our enjoyment and particijation. On Tuesdays from 7 p .m. to 1 p.m. the University Choir will meet in the Conrad Grebel Chapel. On Thursdays from 7 B.m. to 9 p.m., the Concert sand will meet in CGC room 56. Neither of these enembles requires auditions. If

Band. This jazz ensemble meets Wednesday night from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. at CGC room 156.

you are interested, show up for the rehearsal’s during the first week of classes. For those. of you who are more refined (i.e. long haired) thefe is the Orchestra. The CGC works in conjunction with the Kitchener-Waterloo Youth Orchestra. This ensemble meets on Sundays. _ And for those with even longer hair there is the Stage

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For all of its bluesy brashness, however, this album’ has been so well produced that the music comes through clearly in the higher decibel ranges. The Delaware Destroyers offer,a very tight rhythm section to support Thorogood’s top rate guitar riffs and cutting - . vocals. A new Destroyer, Hank Carter, adds the high points to Thorogood’s ventures with some of the meanest sax rock n’ roll has ever heard. Carter’s sax cries It’s a Sin and creates a haunting atmosphere to. Thorogood’s inspiring rendition of Deadric Malone’s As the Years Go Passing By. -. .

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+ by Terry Bolton Imprint staff \ . ’ r Oakland University is locateh just outside Pontiac, Michigan. Last Friday night they played host to the Waterloo swim’ teams, Everi though both,. the Warriors and Athenas lost, there. were . somepositive aspects of the meet. The Warriors now have: a second ’ swimmer yho will be going to the CIAUs. -. Alan Swanson won the 200 yard indiv-2’ idual medley with a qualify& tiine of 2:01.03. The o_nly othe; Warrior who finished in first place was Tom Naylor in the 280 yd,. breaststroke. Other Warriors who were fast enkugh to score poin‘ts for the team include Kevin Msinkhorst ( 1000 & 500 yd. freestyle), Bill Ackford 11 m. 8&m. diving), Stuart Cross (50 yd.- free), Mike Sawyer- (200 yd. . butterfly), Gerry deLeeuw (200 yd. backstroke) and Terry Boltoi (500 yd. free). The Warriors lost’ 74-36, but the Athenas were not any better; as,they were defeated 99-45. Oakland got ten easy _points as their female diver Bad no competitiori - yaterl@‘s Lynn Rougeati had hurt her knee while she .was traiqing in Florida, and . could not compete. Two of the Athenas showed the’ir capabilities, atid in the‘process won five of the events. Lynn Marshall came .firSt in the. 1000yd.free(withan~Oaklandpoolrecord ?reaking swim) As welfas winning the 500 Freeand 50free. Kate Moore took both the SO.and %O yd. backstroke,events. ~ a Considering ,the fact that she was ;wimming with asore neck, Kelly Neuber iid well finishing second in the 100 afid. 200 free. Barb O’Neill also had two close ;econd place finishes in the 50 and 2‘00 m. lYWhen you take’into account that three quartets of the team had just coinpleted a hirty hour, non-stop vari ride (15 people )er van); and the other quarter&erg out of hape from the holiilays, Waterloo turned but a respectable performance. Many df he svimmers swam better ‘thah the :oaches had expected that th’ey would. iome of them even-se! a ‘couple’pers6nal _ -best recbrds, This weekend ;jvill; be .a true test of‘ Naterloo’s strength. Tonight ‘they are wimming against York University in -oronto, then Saturday afternoon, the , ;uelph Gryphons invade the PAC. Both If these-meets are <co-ed,‘but the one \ omorrow afternoon at’1 p.m. will be the Yarriors o.nly hohe stand this term. Both meets’ should be close, sq if you ’ /ant-to see some exciting swimming, drop n over to the pool viewing gallery right fter lunch tomorrow. I

by Terry Bolton ’ Imprint staff ’ Ft. Lhuderdale. Fun in the sun, beach parties, rolling\waves and good times. All are associated with this Americarl seasid; city. But, it is also known for something else -the InternAtional Swimming. Hall. of- Fame and the Hall of Fame pool, a worldclass training facility used by mijor swim)teams througnout ’ riTQrth America. When winter descends upon Canada, many university ‘swim’ teams make’plans to head south for the Christmas vacation. The .

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swim teams joined York, Guelph, - This year, Waterloo’s McMaster, western and Queen’s at the Ha\1 of Fame pool. Sam: people might question the value of such an excursion, _ hqwever in comparihg the swimmers who tra’ined in Florida with )those who. trained at home over th& holidays, the Florida swimmers are ,in much better condition. With this calibre of training, the U W coaches-*ill be able to build an even stronger I / team for the Ontario championships in February. It should be pointed out that each swimmer and diver that took par’! in the Florida, training camp had to pay his or her oyn-way. The Athletic Depa_rtment provided no financial aid whatspever..’ To‘help pay for the use of the Hall of Fame pool, the swim team raffled off a Sony Walkman. The draw took place on December 23@ on the pool deck at Waterloo. The winntr tias Sandy Bains (ticket number ,829). ‘-As well as developing /their physical skills, the swimmers also besame a much closer group. Epthusiasm and teaq spiritare at an alltime high.- 4s head coach Dave H’einbuch, and assistan$ _coach Rick Frame pointed out,‘“the team was erithusiastic,.and Training in Florida has its interesting moments. . ’ even surprised opposing American coaches w$h+their spirit.” Photo by Terry Boltpm ’ With so many teams practicing’in the same pbol, at times thin&-got quitkcrowded. For exam&-every afternOon fr,om - four till fiv$ everyone was allowed t$ t&e part in the “Fifty Fifties”. What this means is that everyone swims a leiigth of the pool fifty times, and each length is fifty metres lo& For someone’ who had never swam longcourse before (shortcourse being 25 metres), this wa! quite an experience. With --pen ii&es and two people *width-wise. and 17 or 18 length wise th&e-wpre about 250 swimmers in the pool at one time. Each length was started with adive, so the swimmers had to keep getting icand out &he water all the time. One day about ‘500 people took part in the “fifties”. . While, & Florida, the ,-Waterloo swimmers and- divers were required to be at wokkouts twice a day. Since almost everyone was actiustomed to one workout a day during the regular season, . -this was quite hard on all concerned. The coaches were satisfied wjth the results, -commenting “Although it was the first time for twice a day yorkouts for most of the swimmers and divers, they handled it much better than ;we (the coaching staff) had expected.?’ - , . ’ . One of the big events during the Christmas train[ng,camp ias the annual Ft. Lauderdale Ocean Mile Swim. Swimmers from all g$: across North America come,to participatein’this swim. -year ..h. ::3*>.:p ..:, .:... $...:m. ,..::$y .... .. ..<::: ..:.:.. .>: ,~ six /Waterloo Warriorstodk part ir?.theeven‘t, Terry Bolton, Nigei ~i~~~~~~~~.~~~~~, j~~~~::~:~::::~~::::::::~::~.::::,: :.:: %-Korchuk, Joe -Murray, .T,om Naylor, Mike Sawyer a.nd IX& ‘Z....it.:...: ‘..... 7. .:,:... ....~.~.~,. .,. *.,.Z’: ,:y:<:y.;:.$:. .A.. :.,. ,.3;.::$,:y ..,.,~ .._ $!.:+..I I Freleaven. The swimmers wdrked hard but also had their share of fun. The training ’ camp was benificial both physically .Qnd - ’ _-_ -Who’s who from the swim team in Florida. S&immers: Nigel-Korchuk, Sue Orr, Mike. ’ ’ emotiorially. The coaching’staff wds “extremely pleased with&e . Sawyer, Fiona Tetlow, Shivawn Bredt, Leslie MacElwee, Sue Turner,KelIy Neuber, Steve organization and attitudes of the athletes.” , ndl-nM-s. .1-w C. .a C. .,,,I1 U,.u., R. ,..--n.e uuuyr;, IUIII ~raylul, JUT: 1 ~IIIII=II, r\alr;ll uulyal, R--C, ualu ~‘%ll, v l*t Kate Moore, Paula-Marie Plans are now underway for next year’s Christmas training ., Now& Joe Murray, Dick Treleaven, Debbie-Dunn, Gus Bo; yle and Terry Bolton. Diveis: -1.-_ T1, ” IX7 - wiqmers ares hoping to join a few dther univerT Cor’e*y Ruddgnham;John Windsman, Mark Fels, Scott Vtider;-Lynn Rougeau,,and Bill “i”fUp’ ‘I” ” w ’ sltles (such as G iuelph, _-Western,York and McMaskr) for d Ackford. Coache-q: Dave Heinbuch, Rick Frame. V,an Drivers: Rob,Flemjng and Mike ’ : _training session ii h Trinidad. ,m ‘. -: l Oberemk. -I,. A c I

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It has been quite fashionable of late for sports columnists to malign the sport of boxing. Pretty well every sports columnist has devoted-a column, or two, to offering their own perso.nal insights into the problems ofthe boxing world. While I am hardly qualified to talk on the subject, not having ever boxed, neither have the majority of sports columnists, so here goes my attempt to join the fray. In recent years, many eminent scholars have published reports on scientific studies into the/effects of receiving hundreds of blows to the head on one’s ability to retain one’s brain intact and functional. While these studies have brought the issue before the public eye, no solutions were ever offered, save for total abolishment of the sport. Of what use are scientific criticisms without proposing solutions? I agree that steps must be taken to limit the danger of brain damage or even death, however, to paraphrase an old idiom, if youcan’t say anything constructive, don’t say anything at all. For every person offering realistic solutions, there are fifty who do nothing but sit back and direct obscenities at the barbarism of the sport. Certainly, a sports commentator who quits because he thinks that a bout should have been stopped and wasn’t, is doing nothing constructive for the sport he claims he loves. And so, not to put myself in the same category of thpse that sit and yell, I ‘offer a suggestion - not thesolution to boxing’s woes, mind, but a suggestion. First some analagous background. There are those, more and more every day, who wish to see football removed from the high school curriculum. The

majority, I tend to suspect, have never played the game - unless you include tossing the old pigskinaround the backyard with the kids. And yet, it is a vocal faction that abhors all the injuries and character deformities that result from high school football. But certainly it is better to have the kids playing organized football under the supervision of trained coaches with proper equipment than in the street or corner lot with flapping shoes and a beat up old ball? High school football does not cause injuries, it prevents them. For every one that refuses to listen, there are hundreds who do listen, and learn to play the game the correct way - using the right techniques, and therefore avoiding injury. I am not leading into proposals that boxing be included in high I am, however, using the football school sports programs, controversy to bring to light the point that kids are going to play the game anyway, and I would much rather have my kids playing the right way in an organized setting than not. With boxing, the same philosophy should apply. Should

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by Debbie Elliott Imprint staff On January 9th, the UW hockey Warriors opened the second half of their season with a convincing 7-2 trouncing of RMC. This win, despite being overshadowed somewhat by two exhibition losses to the University of Michigan, is leading to speculation as to whether the Warriors might be turning their season around. The week before, coach Jack Birch had predicted that “We are definitely turning things around, and 1 think you will see that our scores are going to be much better, team for team, compared to the games we played in the first half of the season.”

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At home the Warriors refused to allow the RMC players to intimidate them. Waterloo demonstrated that they too could be physical. The constant physical contact opened the period with more penaities than goals. RMC broke the monotony of penalties by scoring the first goal of-the game. Rick Hart retaliated for Waterloo, with the aid of Danjoe McCormack and Dan Beagan. The Warriors lacked hustle but managed to keep the score tied l-l at the end of the first. R MC opened the second period with a goal when a Waterloo miscue failed to clear the puck. Rick Hart scored Waterloo’s second goal of the game, assisted by Stu Hammond and Wayne Holden. This goal proved to be the first sign of Waterloo’s burst of energy. Five minutes and seventeen seconds later, the period ended with the Warriors totalling three goals to RMC’s one.

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The Warriors have an unenviable task ahead of them, though, as they face McMaster at 8 p.m. on January 14th - a team that rose to become a fierce competitor in the OUAA under Jack Birch’s tutelage. A win over McMaster at the Waterloo Memorial Arena on Friday night would leave the Warriors in good shape for their January 15th encounter with Brock University in St. Catharines.

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On January 14th and 15th, the UW Athenas will host nine other teams in the 16th annual Athena Invitational Volleyball Tournament. In addition to‘the Athenas, teams will travel from as far away as Manitoba, and ascl’oseas across town, to compete. The favorites going into the tournament are Queen’s and Manitoba, although SOL from Scarborough is a *perennial strong team. As well, a Kitchener-Waterloo club team, led by former Canadian National player, Cindy Elliot, should finish near the top. At any rate, the action should be highly competitive, and the Athenas should be right in the thick of things after their three games Friday, starting at 3:30 p.m. Other Athena action commences at IO:30 on Saturday.

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Credit for Waterloo’s final two goals of the period went to Ted Kealey and Steve Cracker. Blair McArthur received two assists with single assists going to Steve Cracker and Wayne Holden. The score at the end of the second period was 5-2 Waterloo. The Warriors succeeded in shutting out RMC for the remainder of the game. Brad Copeland lengthened Waterloo’s dynamic show of hockey with a goal at the beginning of the third period. Assists for the goal went to Rick Hart and Stu Hammond. Danjoe McCormack added to RMC’s woes by deflecting a shot off the goaltender’s pad and into the net. Blair McArthur and Dan Blum received assists for thegoal. With one second to go in the game, Rick McKenney, assisted by Rick Hart and Stu Hammond, scored to make the final score 7-2. Jamie Britt, goaltender for the Warriors, made some difficult saves, but coach Birch was particularly impressed with the play of Hart,

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boxing be abolished? No! Abolish the sport and it will be taken out of Madison Square Gardens and put in the back rooms of seedy bars in the downtown section of every major city. Ambitious boxers will have-no alternative but to join this world, training when and where they can, fighting mismatched opponents, and missing out on adequate medical attention. Is this where you want your kids boxing‘? It is not where 1 would want mine, if I had any. If they were interested in trying boxing, 1 would hope that they would have the opportunity to do so in a well-organized, serious atmosphere. You don’t find that in the back rooms of downtown bars. You find it in schools. -Thus, my suggestion, is to bring boxing into the’ interuniversity sports curriculum. Wrestling, at least the TV variety, is as barbaric - or more so - than is boxing. And yet, university wrestling is safe, well-run and, above all, instructional. So is university football, hockey, etc. Those athletes that choose the university route get the experience and training necessary to make the pros, and, should they fail to reach this objective, at least have a degree to fall back on. Should not boxers have the same rights? Now I can sit back and wait for all the indignant critics to erupt in a fury at the thought of subjecting “innocent kids” to the brutalities of boxing. Indeed! Nobody forces people to box, or play football, or tennis. Should a person want to box, let’s let him get it out of his system. And let’s give him-an education at the same time. Maybe then when he gets his title shot and fails, or grows disinterested and takes up golf, he won’t have a life of clubs and dirty gyms to look back on, but a degree and a healthy body. don button

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A ,/ ‘by Donald Duench Imprint staff After two tionths of exhibition action, the /aterloo Warriors basketball team began leir regular season with two convincing ctories against strong competition. An 82-67 in at Brock, on January 5th, and Saturday’s 7-55 triumph over Guelph leave the War_riors 1 top in the OUAA West standings. The home opener against the Guelph ryphons was .extremely enjoyable for the ousands of UW fans - both those in tendance at the PAC, and those watching on levision. (Somebody brought a battery>wered TV to the game, and was doing both.) he fans were up and clapping from the lening jump to Waterloo’s first field goal, on iumper by Phil Jarrett four minutes into the Ime. The Gryphons had gotten but to a 6-O sd before the basket allowed thousagds of :ary spectators to-sit down and rest their Inds. From the start, it was obvious that the ferees were not about to let the game get out hand. They kept their whistles active during e game, provoking Guelph coach David ‘sefieault to verbally accost both officials. rough the game. Arseneault was close to awing a technical foul a few times, but the ly one actually given out was to Waterloo’s eve Atkinfor hangingontherimafteragrkat o-hand dunk. ‘7 By thi second television time-out, at the 12 nute mark, the Warriors had finally climbed ead, 13-12. Guelph came back to take their t lead of the afternoon, 21-19, with 4:40 left the half. Everything then started to click for : Warriors; who scored sixteen -straight ints. The scoring string included four points start the second half. The second half saw three Guelph players gding’for foul trouble’with three personals, ile for the Warriors, only Atkin and Peter vich had two fouls. Seeing all the red lights the visitor’s side of the scoreboard was a lcome change from the Warrior’s exhibIn matches.

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Guelph’s fouls finally caught up with them, as three of their twelve players fouled out. The manpower situation for the Grypons was so bad that Arseneault called to Waterloo coach Don McCrae, “Can I use your bench?” With two minutes remaining, McCrae yielded t6 the crowd and substituted Ken Haggert for Atkin. In the short time he played, Haggert took three rebounds and made a two-hand dunk. McCrae was delighted with the play of his club. “I‘knew the game would be like this,” he said, referring to the very physical play. “The refs have to blow the whiStlein this type of game. When we’re as big as we are, people come after us,.” He singled out Dave Burns and Mark Korchok for their “free play”, and noted that “we still play man defense okay - we’re doing a great job at it.” Jarpett with 15 points and Atkin taking 13 led the UW scoring totals. The Warriors were 29 for 41 from the line (71%), made only 17 fouls, but collected 38 rebound$.,The’Guelph team; while shooting 13 of 14 free throws (93%) and taking 30 rebounds, had a field. goal percentage of only 25%. Mark Korchok, a 5 ft. 11 in. guard, has emerged as another strong p&-t of Waterloo’s bench. Korchok !rrsad to play for the Windsor Lancers, who- played the Warriors last Wednesday. After Saturday’s game, Korchok recalled that “I’ve seen some strange things haphen inWindsor. They throw things at the players. I’m looking forwaid to getting back to Windsor. I’d like to prove something to them.” All interested fans are invited to the Warrior pub in South Campus Hall after the Saturday night game against Laurier. Admission is one dollar, but Warrior hat wearers get in for fifty . cents.

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Keith Mercer ,placed 6th and 7th respectively. Other Warrior” finishers were Marc Adams (22nd), Dick McKenna (25th) and- Dave Lovsin (30th). Iri addition to the race,the team got in three’ days of training on good ski trails. This was important in view of the weather conditions in the Waterloo area. Even if local conditions do not improve considerably, the coaches are confident that the team will be well prepared for the University Cham@onships in February. Roller skiing and other ski-specific, dryland training and on-snow workouts at Chicopee will be used to complement weekend races and 1training sessions on good trails. This coming- weekend, two races are scheduled near Guelph. The Saturday race is a university relay competition hosted by UW and Guelph. If local weather conditions are not suitable, a replacement race will likely be h_eld at Midland. i

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score at 44 with ten minutes left. Finally, the Eagles regained the lead, and killed the clock with a 63-56 win.

CSU head coach, Carol Dunn, agreed that her team was fatigued. “We were definitely tired, but we stuck in there. We wanted to play our kind of defense, and we did.” Dunn also acknowledged the fine work of Athenas coach Sally Kemp in organizing the tournament. Western gained second spot with a 52-42 victory over Waterloo, and a 71-49 win over Laval. In what turned out to be the game forthird place, Lava1 beat the Athenas 69-45. Although Waterloo’s play during the tournament was not good enough to win any games, there were some very bright spots. In a good display of courage and initiative, Athena guard Jennifer Russell drove to the- basket, which was being surrounded by two CSU ~ players. She went around both for an impressive field goal. The Athenas also outscored both CSU and Western in the second half. On the other hand, the Athenas got off to a very slow start in all three games. Seven times during the tournament they lost possession when the 30 second clock stopped play. Kemp says the “inability of the Waterloo-offence to function well was the whole problem all weekend. It feels like we’re in the middle of October again.” With practice, the Athenas should return to their regular-season form. The next home game for Wate$oo is this Wednesday _ against Guelph.

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by Barney &&wren& .,_ -, -’ York University pulled dut a real squeaker! by defeating the ‘Warriors No: 1’ team, 4, matches to 3, in a squash final that was not decided until the very last match Canadian. champion Doug Whittaker led qff for York by defeating Waterloo’s \No. .I Al Hunt,, 3-O in a good match. Hunt’s all-court game made the champion display his man) talents before Hunt finally bbwed to the inevitable-. York was short one player, so, their coach, Norm Platt (Canada’s ‘No. 4 player) played in the No. 2 spot. Platt had too mucge%prien&,. and defeated Mike Costigan in th;ee keenly --__*--*__l -~--1- ~~ m-7 . *’ r *.. back. with, . ‘. conresiea games. warriorsjougnt &w-comer Rob Bowder living up’to previous expectationi by blanking York’s No. 6, Ken’ Madill, in three fast games. At the No. 7 spot, Waterloo’s Shamit Khq$la, iegained last year’s forti by using an excellent array of shots to win over Johathon Balcomb ,of York ‘(3~1). York went ahead 3 matches to 2 when ‘their No. -4 player, Gerald Purgiy, used eXcellent forecourt decebt$n to defeat a tiring Denis Rioux (3-O). In the most exciting match of the day, Warrior’s No. 5, John O’Callaghan, onceagain proved that it is never over until the last p&nt in an amazing display of -tenacity. Behind one game to two, and losing 3-8 in the fourth game, O’Callaghan kept running every balldown to tiethematchattwogameseach.Inthedeciding fifth game, York’s Bob Tanfield ‘stroked his back-hand drop shots tq on& aga.in gij abead.. 8-3, and seemed certain of winning the match. O’Callaghan switched the play to the fore-: hand wall and won three straight points before losing serve. Again, leading 8-6 match point Tanfield errored on a back-hand boast and the determined Irishman ran out the match 10-8: In the’ meantime, on the nextcourt York’s No. 3, Duncan SQwart defeated Waterloo’s

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Dick Meredith to clinch the”tourname& for York, 4 matche_s-to 3. ’ In the upper half of the.draw, the powerful .York team ousted Trent 7-O; and Water!oo’s ‘No. 2 team reached the semikfinals by defe#ing University of Guelphc, In the semi-finals, ’ -York’s No. 1, Doug Whittaker, gave the, ---packed gallery some excellent squash bef&-e defeating Waterldo’s D.r. Ian McGee (Canada’s No. 4 Veteran Player) 3-O. McG.ee surprised Whittaker on many occasions with 1 his cc)urt control and effectivk back-hand : $$st. York emerged the victors, 6&l; the only‘ . .Wat$rloo2 winnerbeing Rob Calder in the six ~ -.spbt. Bernard Dawson (a post-doctorateJ. scholi+x at Waterloo) from New Zealand had a *close patch with York’s No. 3, Duncan L Stewart (3?-1) and Glenn Cheong (formerly of the Bahamian National Team) playing No. 4, lost to York’s Bob Tanfield by a score of 3-2. On their way to the finals, Waterloo’s No. 1 Team ‘defeated McMaster (6-l) in a preliminary roundand then went on to shut out Brock (7-O) before playing Wilfrid Laurier University‘ lruay uvv 5 weIt cmIIlWsL _ I in the semi-finals. WLU defeated Royal. . Imprint photo by Alan Mears , Military Collbge 6-l in the first round with RMC’s Steve ‘Newton showing fine for& in The Consolation (Plate) Touinatient &ls& experience fir our players, and with the defeating WLU’s No. 1 ‘player, Tod Schaefer, ’ provided some excellent sqbash with MC&Ias-,* ., growing interest in squash at our U_niwersity, . in a marathon five game match. ter winning in the finals ($2) over _Trent., Waterloo fielded two teams ‘and supplied four . Trent’s No. 2, Dave Melville (from Johannes: substitutes to two other Universities (Brock In the semi-finals; Waterloo’s No. 1 team burg) showed beautiful touch in Tdefeating and Trent) so t-hat some 18 of our players were defeated, WLU 7-O. The score was not an / McMaster’s hard-hittiqg, Steve,Leggat (son of - ptdc to .cq+pete.” indication of the closeness of the matches as all time Canadian great, -Don Leggat 1 All 63 (9 teams-of 7) squash players, and the , ,Waterloo’s No. 3, Dick Meredith \luon a hard Canadian Sin@,es Champion, 1961). ‘The ’ ‘visjting ‘coaches, were Gery impressed with t’he fought 3-2 match over h&d hitting Steve match was-particularly interesting as Melville’s improvement in :UW’k facilities and in the ,Chitovas; Waterloo’s No. 2, Captain Mike father, a former South African Champion had calibre of play by the Warriors. The new glassCostigan used his power to defeat old-time filayed against Dqn Leggat when the Can’ backed- court .allowed a gallery of some 80 rival, Geoff Biddell 3- 1, in an excellent match. adian Jester’s Team toured South Africa in spectators and players to watch all of the No. 1 Jamie Allen, No. 5 for _WLo, showed real 1968. ranked matches, and /the tournament had an promise by winning the,first game from the Waterloq Head Coach, Barpey ,Lawren&e, internationaI flavour with players from as f&r I mar? <experienced, John O’Callaghan before explained that “since the’ purpose of the& away a’s New Zealand, India,‘South Africaand going dowil to defeat 3-l. , invitational -tournaments is to gain valuable \ the Bahamas. F

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We are privileged to have Graeme Gibson as our writer-in-residence this term, not only because he has established himself as a novelist with Five Legs( 1969)and Communion( 1971), but because he is the author of a new, successful novel called Perpetual Motion. It is exciting to see our very own writer-inresidence on magazine covers (Books in Canada, November, 1982), and, in featured reviews. Graeme Gibson was on campus last term, spending the majority of his time at St. Jerome’s College. Writers-in-residence usually circulate among the colleges and university, and are available to students who want professional feedback on their writing. So do not hesitate to approach Gibson for instruction and inspiration, but before you go, read Perpetual Motion. It is an exemplary piece of writing and a good old-fashioned tale, meant only in the best sense. These elements, combined with extraordinary insight, make Perpetual Motion a refreshing piece of writing - accessible, enjoyable, thought-provoking. Perpetual Motion is a novel in three parts; the first takes place in l&O, the second in 1865, and the third in 1878-9. At this time, Canada is split up into Upper and Lower parts, the Fenian

raids are a threat to its border9 and thereabides an aura of canserva@sm and repress&on in order to insure unity and survival. The protagonist, Robert Fraser is a new settler in Mad River, a rural area in Southern Ontario. He settles here with his wife Marry, in order to f&ill his dreams. Robert’s dreams do not simply c=snsistof the conservative dspirations for many heirs, fertile fields, and prosperity. His dream includes the impossible - the construction of a perpetual motion machine. A machine like this would challenge nature itself, for in order to create perpetual motion, “the motion of our own solar system around the sun, the planets themselves and all the movement contained within, our moon” must be re-created. Will Nature allow herself to be challenged, to be harnessed, and finally, to be perverted? This question is at the core of Perpetual Motion. It is most evident when Fraser obsessively works on his machine, but the tamperingof Natureand Human Nature plays a predominant part in all the events that take place throughout the novel. A representative of Nature and the superstitious dependence on Nature is Annie Birdwood who “reads the water” which often “speak of trouble” when Robert Fraser is concerned. First of these troublesome omens is the discovery of ancient mammoth bones while Robert is.plowing the back field, then the birth of Angus who greets his father from the xwomb, possessing a feral mantle of fur and mouthful of

teeth, then the slaughter of migrating pigeons~ and then the cutting of the great tree which presides over Robert’s propew. All these are omens which serve as a reminder that Nature will nut succumb,eventhough tried. The mammoth exhibit becomes lostandrefuses to yield profits. Angus, subject of many legends, lives in the wild because he is revulsed by the pigeon slaughter. Ironically, Gibson chooses to write about the carrier pigeon which is now extinct. The cutting of the gre&t tree which Mary loved - for its beauty and stability makes her crazed; she eats obsessively and she imagines Angus sighing in her bedroom. Mad River is truly possessed by mad people, each with their own mad obsessions. However Nature is not always cruel. It provides for little Angus, who is sheltered three nights in a bear’s lair. It provides life for baby Harriett who is protected from exposure by the warmth of a horse’s belly, Nature is an integral character in the novel, rewarding, avenging, enfolding and presiding. It is Nature who decides Robert Fraser’s fate. Perpetual Motion flows easily from one interesting character to another exciting event. It is full of variety with fantastical dreams, legend-like stories, eccentric people and authentic dialogue. It gives fresh insight into our Canadian past and into the mind and heart of the Canadian pioneer. Graeme Gibson’s new novel will enjoy the success of perpetual motion in the realm of Canadian literature.