2 Cmpus ’ - Friday,
Feb. 4 -
Aseans Games Night - this time they are going to have fun every Friday night. Drop by the CC at 8p.m. tosee what’s happening. For further information phone Jasonat 885-5346. Compulsive Eating group is still accepting new members. Come to the next meeting today at the Women’s Centre, 10 a.m. If you can’t make it, leave a number at the Women’s Centre, CC 149.
Events Return of Bigfoot (snowshoe hikes at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m.). Join us for a new experience as we travel over the snow to areas not usually open in winter weeks. Snowshoes will be provided, but please call ahead (8851368) to reserve a pair, and wear only softsoled, low-heeled boots. A discussion led by PHd candidate Kathy Bosch “Sensitive Listening: How to hear and help”. 6:30 p.m. at 177 Albert St.
- Monday,
Feb. 7‘-
Biology Seminar at WLU will feature Dr. J. Sival, School of Optometry, UW. Topic: “Interesting Features of Vertebrate Vision.” Starts at 11 a.m., for room number call ext. 242.
Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. Please eat before donating. Goal: 225donors. 10a.m. to 4 p.m., Siegfried Hall, St. Jerome’s.
The French film “Un chapeau de paille italien” will be shown at 4 p.m. in rm. 2-205 of the Central Teaching Bldg., Laurier. Free, all welcome.
UW New Democrats will be meeting today at 12:30 in CC 138A to discuss resolutions for the upcoming Federal convention.
Salat-Ul-Jumua with the MuslimsStudents Association at 1:30 p.m. CC 110.
Christianity in the Marketplace of Ideas: (CMI) The Crisis of Workaholism, with Prof. Bruce Fournier, Bus., WLU. EL 212 to 5:30 p m * * Christianity & Science in Conflict: James Vah der Meer, Ph.D Biology, in AL 116, at 7 p.m.
Chinese New Year dance performed by the Chinese Dancing Group in the CC at noon. Free, and all are welcome. Are you a progressive thinker? Then come to an open meeting to discuss strategy for the upcoming Federation of Students election. Sponsored by the Committee for Federation Responsibility. 6 p.m., CC 138A. Sleigh ride? Meet at 177 Albert St. at 8p.m., to establish rides. Costs approx. $2.00. Hey Artsie! Fryday Pubs! HH 280 Arts Coffee Shop. Party with your fellow Artsies. Sponsored by ASU. Pub runs from 12 to 4 p.m. Music seminar, by Scott Arnold. 156.
“Patterns in World Music”, 3 p.m., Conrad Grebel rm.
Earthen Mug Coffeehouse - Relaxing, entertaining, and fun. CC 110, 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. Sponsored by WCF. FASS OR FICTION - Don’t miss it, Humanities Theatre, 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. Look for the celebrity janitor! Fed Flicks: Ragtime, with James Cagney. 8:00 p.m. AL 116. $1 for Feds with ID, $2 for the rest.
Feb. 5 -
Theatresports - that fun organization that improvises comedy, drama, and campus events. It’s still in HH 180, at 8:00 p.m., with teams from Hamilton and Toronto because a lot of regular players are in or at you-knowwhat. Basketball Bash and banner contest; Eng Sot is sponsoring a campus-wide banne; contest at the Waterloo-Windsor game, and this will be televised. 2 p.m. PAC. Details EngSoc office, CPH, ext. 2323. Chinese New Year party. Includes performances by students, dance and a lucky draw. 8 to 1 a.m., Village 1 Great Hall. FASS OR FICTION’s last show. Come have an evening of laughs, and see if you can identify the celebrity janitor. Humanities Theatre, 8 p.m. Fed Flicks
- See Friday.
- Sunday,
Feb. 6 -
Worship with: Drs. Graham Morbey and Rem Kooistra, HH 280, lo:30 a.m.; or at Keffer Chapel, (Corner Albert & Bricker) at 11:OO a.m., or at St. Paul’s College -for time call Peter Clark, 884-8602.
a company of elegance, energy and stunning visual entertainment. 8 p.m. Humanities Theatre. $9.50, stu/sen. $8.00. Healthwise Assessments are available through Campus Health Promotion. A complete pysical evaluation, and recommendations for change. Students, $10; Staff, Faculty $25. 9:30 to 3:30, Health Services room 126. Phone 884-9620 for a one hour appointment. ’ The filti I’ You shown tonight as Peace Society. Cafeteria. All are
Love This Planet will be a presentation of the UW 10 p.m. Conrad Grebel welcome.
- Wednesday, Healthwise
Assessments
Feb. 9 -
Sky Diving Club: Information Booth in the CC Great Hall will answer all your questions. Drop in. ll:30 - 3 p.m. CC Great Hall. Learn to live more with less! Karen Wilson, Man-Environment grad and staff person for the Ecumenical Energy Working Group, Toronto, will discuss how and why we should have a simpler lifestyle. A WPIRG Brown Bag Seminar, co-sponsored with Waterloo Christian Fellowship. 12 noon, CC 135. Graduate Job Search for all students graduating this year that have not found a job. 12:30 - 1:30 p.m. NH 1020.
Film: Vintage-Grand Prix Winners for Advertising. Dating from the first International Advertising Film Festival, this film includes the best in TV and cinema ads since 1954. Grand Prix Winners include entries from Italy, France, Germany, Great Britain, and Sweden. 8 p.m., Humanities. Admission $2.00, stu/sen $1.50.
Free Noon Concert featuring Laura Burton Ensemble. Sponsored by Conrad Grebel College Music Department. 12:30 p.m. Conrad Grebel College Chapel.
Group Walk Home: women will be meeting in the CC at lo:15 every night to walk home together. Remember there’s safety in numbers.
- Tuesday,
Feb. 8 L
Seminars conducted by the Department of Co-ordination and Placement; one for graduating students, and one for regular students in search of summer employment. 1:30 to 2:30 p.m. 11:30 to 1:30 CC 110.
Christianity in the Marketplace of Ideas (CMI): Vocational Ethic: Some Tough Decisions. Prof. Ron Craig in Bio 1, room271 at 2130 to 4:30. “Problems of the Family: an Analysis of Changing Roles” with Mary Vander Vennon (MSc. Nursing, Graduate of Family Institute, Chicago), SCH 231 at 7 p.m. . Bible Study, a break from studies at 2:30 at 177 Albert St., corner of Seagram. You too can have input to the sermon through these Bible studies. Topical Discussion Group dealing with various contemporary issues and concerns, hosted by the studentsandfacultyof Conrad Grebel. Today’s topic: Christian Faith and Tradition led by Walter Klaassen, 4 to 5 p.m. Conrad Grebel, lower lounge. Outer’s meeting for all members interested in X-country ski weekend Feb. 25. If youcan’t make it to the meeting, but want to go on the trip, phone Alex at 888-6526. Meeting starts at 5:30, CC 110. Catechism for the Curious: A study of Christian Doctrine with Chaplain Graham E. Morbey. 7:30 p.m. Conrad Grebel Lounge. Theatre Ballet of Canada has enjoyed international acclaim andestablisheditself as
Friday, February
4,1983
But they do in the psyche of Cheryl Cashman, in this outragious one-wotian show. Tickets are $8.50, Students/seniors $7, Available at UW Box Office. (This show replaces the originally scheduled Terras de Bacalhau). 8:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Gay Liberation of Waterloo Coffeehouse. Want to-meet other gays? There’s no better place than in CC 110 every Wednesday at 8:30 p.m. Men and womyn of all ages and orientations welcome. Each Wednesday night at 10p.m. celebrate communion. 9:30 p.m. if you like to sing. Keffer Chapel, WLU. .
- Thursday,
Feb. 10 -
see Tuesday.
Indian Students Assoc. general meeting. Movie on video ,will be shown after the meeting. All are welcome. 5:30 CC 110.
JSA Bagel Brunch,
- Saturday,
Imprint.
Mature Students Winter Program presents “Gerontology” - some aspects of aging and career prospects in the field. Speakers: Dr. William Forbes, Dept. of Statistics, and Dr. Peter Naus, St. Jerome’s College. 2 p.m. HH 373. Summer Job Search for all those regular students that are looking for summer employment. 2:30 - 3:30 p.m. NH 1020. Christianity on trial: Does it pass scrutiny? with Graham Morbey, DRS. Philosophy in HH 150 at 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. Computer Science Colloquium with Dr. Jack J. Dongarra of Argonne National Laboratory will speak on Linear Algebra on Vector Computers. 3:30 p.m. MC 5158. Christian Perspective Series: God, Man and World in Western Thought. Chaplain Graham Morbey. 4:30 p.m. HH 334. Creative Writing Collective meets 4:30 6:30 p.m. upstairs at Grad Club. Writers welcome for discussion, criticism, beer. Discussion fellowship with Chaplains G. Morbey and R. Kooistra, supper at 6 p.m. meeting at 7 p.m., St. Jerome’s Seigfied Hall. NORML-UW presents the movie “Reefer Madness”, followed by a talk by Fred Beresford of the Council on Drug Abuse. It all happens in EL 112, at 7 p.m. and it’s free. Co-sponsored by the Board of Education/ External Relations, Federation of Students. Chess Club Meeting - 7 - 12 p.m. in CC 113. Drop in anytime for a few games of regular or speed chess. “Jesus Christ Then And Now” with Doug Webster, Ph.D. Philosophy, Uof Tin Biology Rm. 271 at 7 p.m. Waterloo Science Fiction Club weekly meeting. Science fiction, fantasy, and gaming. All welcome. 7:30 p.m. MC 5158. Turning Thirty starring Cheryl Cashman. Nuns don’t wriggle to the sound of reggae in Pembroke, and old folks don’t,plot elaborate escape schemes via CB radio there, either.
Co-ordination and Placement, seminar on searching for summer employment. lo:30 to 11:30 a.m. for graduating students, 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. for regulars. Sky Diving Club: info booth in the CC Great Hall will answer all your questions. 11:30 to 3:O0. Drop by. Initial meeting of Women’s Centre Writer’s Collective at 12:00 in the Centre. Anyone interested in writing journalistic features on women’s issties should attend. Bring your lunch. CMI: Islam Comparison.
and Christianity: A Tough Ernie Hahn at 3:30 p.m.. in CC.
Sun Hearth in Concert. A Christian folkrock presentation. Humanities, 7:30 p.m. Feds $3, others $4. . Gymnastics PAC Blue.
Club:
7 to 10 p.m. practice,
Humanize the Earth. Participate in dialogue on violence and dehumanization. Sponsored by the Community for Human Development. Everyone welcome. 7:3Op.m. cc 110. Tiger Terry features the theme songs from all the Bond, James Bond movies. CKMSFM, 94.5 at 8:30. James W. Bond will be on hand in the Imprint office to sign autographs. Gays of WLU weekly coffeehouse in room 4301, Central Teaching Building, WLU. 8:00 / to 1l:OO p.m.
- Friday,
Feb.31
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A Dance Exercise Class sponsored by Paintin’ Place Day Care Centre will be held at Married Student Apartments, Waterloo. Classes will be held every Tuesday .and Thursday from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. for five weeks beginning March 1st. Registration fee is $20, and must be paid at the first class. Phone 885-1211 ext. 2342 to register. Music Seminar, “Russian Mennonite Music” by Peter Letkemann. Sponsored by Conrad Grebel College Music Dept. 3 p.m. Conrad Grebel College rm. 156. The Baha’i’s on Campus want you to to see an introduction to the Baha’i’ Faith and have a general discussion on the Oneness of Religion, 7:30 p.m. CC 113. CMI: “International Dance Festival” Square Dance and In’ternational Folk Games in the CC Great Hill, 8 p.m. Fed Flicks presents Francis Coppola’s Apocalypse Now starring Marlon Brando and Martin Sheen. 8p.m. AL 116. Feds $1.00, others $2.00. The Ombudsman’s Term End Statistical Report for fall 1982 is now available for those who would like a copy. Drop by the Ombudsman’s Office in the Campus Centre, rm. 235 or call ext. 2402.
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Woodruff bans Chevron, Anti-Zionists from the CC by Todd Schneider Imprint staff The Chevron and the University of Waterloo Committee Against Zionism have been suspended from room-booking privileges at the Campus Centre by CC manager, Ann Woodruff. The suspension appears to be the result of an incident that took place in the CC recently between University of Waterloo psychology professor Doug Wahlsten and a political group that was holding a public meeting. ( Woodruff informed the Campus Centre Board (CCB) of her decision at a meeting of the Board held last Tuesday. She recommended that the suspension be indefinitely upheld until the CCB can formulate policy that would protect the interests of the community. Among those members present at that meeting were Bill Deeks, Director of Administrative Services for the University, Federation of Students President Wim Simonis, and Engineering Society B president Mark Liddy. A non-voting member of the Campus Centre Board, Woodruffs terms of reference include the responsibility for the day-to-day operation of the Campus Centre, including room bookings. The minutes of the Campus Centre Board meeting in question make no mention of Woodruffs intention to disallow the two groups to book rooms. According to the minutes, however, she did seek the board’s advice on a request by the Jewish Student Association to hold a conference on genocide. She had many reasons for concern on this proposal, including the “potentially explosive” relations between the J.S.A. and the Waterloo Iranian Students Association (W.I.S.A.) and “thefact that many Great Hall patrons might find such displays on genocide offensive.” Doug Wahlsten, a member of the Chevron Club, was told by Deeks that the decision to uphold suspension ofthe Chevronand the Committee Against Zionism was made by Deeks himself rather than the Campus Centre Board. Although unconfirmed by Deeks or Woodruff at press time, Wahlsten feels that the main reason for the suspension was a meeting held on January 22nd in the Campus Centre by the Trotskyist League. The League is a radical communist group that came from Toronto the CC to present a view Gf its anti-nazi activity recently in Washington. The meeting ended in a difference of opinion between Wahlsten and the speaker on tactics an anti-racist group should use to counter racists. Wahlsten says that he was attending the meeting not as amember ofthe Chevron Club, but of the People’s Front Against Racist and Facist Violence. As a result of the disagreement, Wahlsten says, he was seized by three members of the Trotskyist League and forcibly evicted from the room. At this point, two officers from the campus security force were called in, but did not lay charges against the Trotskyists. “I don’t feel that there has been a sufficient explanation (given) as to how that incident has anything to do with the Chevron Club,” said Wahlsten. “Theadministration was lookingforsome pretense to take action against the Chevron.”
“I feel there’s a collusion between the administiation, the Federation of Students and the Engineering Society to suppress the Chevron.” He pointed out an editorial in the la&t Enginews by Mark Liddy which was highly critical of the Chevron. Noting that the Chevron Club has never officially been recognized by the Federation, Liddy urged engineers who see the paper on campus to throw it in the trash. The day after the meeting, Jeff Conway, as a member of the UW Committee against Zionism, went to-the turnkey desk and tried to book a room for that organization. The turnkey on duty spoke to Woodruff about this: says Conway; she &fronted Conway herself about the suspension and a heated exchange followed. Conway is sending a letter of complaint to Bill Deeks, and is considering approaching UW president Doug Wright. As the Director of Administrative Services for the University, Deeks is the link between the Campus Centre Board, which acts as an advisory body, and the University administration. U W president Doug Wright has the final say over decisions concerning the Campus Centre. Wbodruff has refused to discuss the suspension, but has said she is preparing a written statement on the matter. The next meeting of the Campus Centre Board will be held next Monday, February 7th, at 3:30 p.m.; phone Cindy Calvert at 3867 for details.
Summer job creation program for students offered The federal government has announced there will be another job creation program for students for the summer of 1983. The program, called Summer Canada, has two Community components, Projects and Summer Internships. The programs will pay a contribution toward wages and a contribution toward other project costs up to $35 per work week. Funds are distributed to federal constituencies on the basis of student unemployment data. Priority will be given to proposalsfromestablished organizations which create career-
Alexandra McGovern, Terry Barna, Sandi McLeodand Brad Templeton (in the attractive,‘floorlensth box with the contrastinq vacuum hose sleeves) accompany Andrew Welche’s rendition of
oriented work experiences that will help students prepare for eventual entry into the labour market. Proposed projects should create work for students for a period of six to 18 weeks. If you would like more information or wish to receive application forms, call the Employment Development Branch at 743-4187 or drop in to the office at Suite 205, 15 Duke Street East, Kitchener. The deadline for Community Projects applications is March 4th, 1983 and for Summer Internship applications, March 1lth, 1983.
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Enterprise.
Friday, February
4,1983
of Governors:
Athletic
fee
increase
tabled
by Len Gamache Imprint staff The recommended increase in the Intercollegiate Athletic fee was tabled and sent back to the Athletic Advisory Board for 1reconsideration by the University Board of Governors at their meeting on Tuesday. Students were also given representation on 1the Advisory Committee on University Development, which approves expenditure items purchased through Watfund , money The proposed intercollegiate athletic fee increase was from $34 to $37 ($18.50 per term for undergraduates, and $12.33 for graduates, an 8.8 increase from last year). In a memo presented at Tuesday’s meeting to the Board of Governors, Federation President Wim Simonis indicated that he thought the increase was out of line considering the $18,265 surplus (contingency) which the overall budget calls for. He noted that the department could have an accumulated surplus of $10,304 as of April 30th, which makes a contingency of $18,265 for 1983-84 seem inappropriate, according to Simonis. He suggested a per term fee increase of $1 .OO which would still allow for a surplus of $3,660. Such an increase (5.9 per cent) would also fall within the federal government’s suggested 6 and 5 guidelines. Simonis concluded by stating that “the members of the Athletic Department will agree that the Federation of Students has been very supportive of the Athletic program over the past couple of years. I hope that they can accept that this attempt to restrict their surplus is not an attack on the credibility of the program.” The fee increase will be reconsidered at the next Athletic Advisory Board Meeting. In other student related action by the Board of Governors, an inquiry by Wim Simonis as to student involvement on the Advisory Committee on University Development led to the immediate approval of a motion by UW President Doug Wright to include the Federation president and the Graduate Association president (Bill Halverson) as members of that committee. The committee essentially is directly involved in approving Watfund objects of expenditure. Also of significance at this week’s meeting was the approval of residence fee increases as published in last week’s Imprint. The fees reflect changes of 12 per cent for the Student Villages, 8 per cent for the Minota Hagey Residence, and 7.9 per cent for the Married Students Apartments. Tuition fee increases, along with audit fee statements for 198 l82 and Watfund status report were also accepted by the Board “for information”. Watfund appropriations which were reported to the Board included the following: $20,000 of unrestricted Watfund receipts for the running track in the new arena; $50,000 of Watfund unrestricted receipts to be advanced to each of the Church Colleges in the 1983-84 fiscal year at $12,500 intervals throughout the year; and sufficient funds to be allocated to appoint an architect for an addition to B. C. Matthews Hall for some of the laboratory space needs of the Faculty of Human Kinetics and Leisure Studies. The Board of Governors does not meet again until April 5th.
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NDP for full employment’ by Rob Dobrucki File “J” “People in this country have the moral right to a job,” said Federal New Democratic Party leader Ed Broadbent, in a speech on Sunday to a gathering of 150 in Waterloo. “The fundamental right for men and women is the right to work,” said Broadbent. He explained that while having a job is a right, it is not a necessity, as cabinet minister Judy Erola suggested recently when she claimed that childless wives don’t contribute to society. Broadbent stated that every person who wants to work should be able to, and that the government has the responsibility to ensure that jobs are available. Broadbent, complimenting the recent report of the Catholic Bishops on the economy, objected to an economic system that allows profit maximization to be the sole concern of corporations in Canada today. He complained that the present taxation system allows the wealthiest 20 per cent of Canadians to have 40 per cent of the national income, and thousands of people earning over $75,000 annually to pay no taxes. When pensioners are forced to pay taxes on their incomes, “The rich should be paying their fair share,” said Broadbent. He criticized the Liberals for conducting “government by crisis management”. He pointed to the examples of the bailouts of Chrysler, Dome Petroleum, and MasseyFerguson; while not objecting to the principle of “propping up” sagging industries, Broadbent did object to the absence of an industrial strategy around which industrial subsidies would be made. “Not one (bailout) was made in the context of a development plan,” claimed Broadbent. He went on to state that neither is the Progressive Conservative party an alternative. “In every crucial economic vote that has been taken since the I980 election, the Conservatives have voted with the Liberals,” said Broadbent.
“The Conservative party has a more basic problem than leadership”; Broadbent maintained that the Conservative’s most serious problem is their lack of policy. He said that the calls from some delegates to last week’s PC convention in Winnipeg for Conservatives to find “a Canadian Margaret Thatcher” exemplified how out of touch Conservatives are with the country; Broadbent claimed that Thatcher’s monetary policies have wreaked havoc on the British economy, causing Great Britain to be the only Western country that has had its unemployment rate increase for 47 consecutive months. “Even if the Tories want a leader like that, the people of this country don’t,” he said. Broadbent ended by stating his party’s ideas for an employment strategy. He suggested that the federal government should use economic planning: “In countries where planning is used, unemployment levels are half what they are here.” Broadbent suggested that certain economic sectors, such as high tech, steel, and chemicals be targetted, and that corporations complying with some basic requirements (e.g. research and development done in Canada, Canadian-made machinery being used, retraining programmes offered) be given incentives. In the short term, Broadbent proposed that the federal government fund needed municipal projects. “It makes a hell of a lot more sense to pay people to do a job than to pay somebody to do nothing on unemployment insurance,” said Broadbent. In other business, UW Economics professor, Bob Needham, was chosen the NDP candidate for Waterloo in the next federal election, and the Waterloo NDP riding association decided to send a letter of protest concerning pornography on “Pay TV” to federal Communications Minister Francis Fox.
Leipholz appointed dean of UW Graduate Studies The Executive Committee of the UW Board of Governors has approved the appointment of Dr. Horst H. E. Leipholz as dean of graduate studies for a five-year term to begin July 1. Leipholz will succeed Dr. Lynn A. K. Watt, who has been graduate dean for the past 11 years. Dr. Watt wasrecently named executive vicechairman Ontario Council on Graduate Studies for a threeyear term to start in September. OCGS is an affiliate of the Council of Ontario Universities. Born in Plonhofen, Poland (a part of Germany at the time of his birth), Leipholz grew up in Brazil where he received his primary and secondary edu-
the Enginering Institute of cation. He returned to Germany in order to attend the Canada; he has also been a Technical University of Berwinner of the CANCAM lin and, following World War award. He is considered to be one of II, the Technical University of the better teachers on the UW Stuttgart. He was highly regarded as a campus and was a recipient of research and engineering conthe university’s distinguished sultant prior to coming to teacher award in 1976, the Canada in 1969. He was atfirst year it was established. Leipholz has served as tracted to Waterloo by its associate chairman (graduate growing reputation for research in solid mechanics, a studies) of the civilengineering field to which he has condepartment and associate tributed substantially dean of graduate studies for for many years. Uw’s faculty of engineering. Following his arrival on He has been chairman of civil campus he has contributed * engineering for the past year. much to UW’s international ’ There are approximately reputation in this area. He is 1,250 full-time graduate stuthe author of a number of dents on the UW campus; the books on structural stability. university has close to 500 He has been named a fellow of part-time grad students.
. . . A series of events probing
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HISTORY
February 7-11, 1983
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by Len Gamache Imprint staff 520 University of Waterloo Co-op students are still seeking employment according to the most current job figures which were released by U W President Doug Wright at Tuesday’s Board of Governor’s meeting. It means that 85.8 per cent of the 3,669 Co-op students scheduled to be on a work term this winter have been placed. Wright issued the placement statistics as part of his general remarks to the Board of Governors. The lowest placement figures are within the Faculties of Science (75.1 per cent), Architecture (8 1..1 per cent), and Engineering (80.9 per cent). The highest placement is within HKLS (99.1 per cent). Also released by Wright at Tuesday’s meeting were details of space moves intended by September of this year.
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The following changes have been outlined: Health Studies offices and labs to move to PAS from Math and Computer Science (MC) and B. M. Hall (BMH); HKLS Dean’s office to BHM from MC; Kinesiology offices to BMH from MC; the Faculty of Mathematics will accquire most of the space vacated by HKLS on the sixth floor of MC; Correspondence Program to 156 Columbia Street from the Physics Building; the Ground Water Research Institute may acquire most of the space vacated by the Correspondence Program which is not needed for classrooms; Internal Audit, Plant Operations, Administrative Services to Maintenance and Stores (MST) addtionfromBMH; and the EMS Library will acquire lab and corridor space on the fourth floor of MC, fourth floor labs will be relocated, perhaps to third-floor classroom space and if so, replacement classrooms might come from space vacated by the Correspondence Program.
‘Science for Peace’ chapter forked by Tom Herbst -Imprint staff The newest chapter of the nation-wide Science for Peace organization was formed at the University of Waterloo a few weeks ago. Dr.‘Eric Fawcett, a University of Toronto physicist and president of the group, addressed the twenty or so new members on the goals and operational philosophy of Science for Peace. The organization, he stressed, aims to promote and perform research and educational activities relating to the threat of war waged with weapons of mass destruction, particularly nuclear weapons. These activities take on many different forms. For instance, the voting records of public officials on issues of arms research, testing, and deployment will be examined; the conclusive results of recent disarmament referenda add a new dimension to these efforts. In addition, the group hopes’to attracta number of distinguished speakers to the Waterloo region. This would supplement the peace-oriented research performed by the chapter itself. The University will not escape scrutiny: both departmental grants and the school’s investment portfolio will be checked for funds that could be directed towards weapons development. Also, there is some hope of establishing dialogue and cooperation with Eastern Bloc universities. Fawcett emphasized the importance of the general public’s perception of Science for Peace. He feels that the organization would lose much of its influence if it was seen as a fringe radical group. This was echoed by a collegue who said that the group should “play on the myth of the guy in the white lab coat.” Public relations are critical at this time also because the national membership is hoping to be granted charitable organization status. This strongly affects the amount of donations, especially from corporations and foundations. Therefore, protest marches and other political actions are not on the immediate agenda. Science for Peace is certainly well on its way to being an organization representing the “establishment” in research and education in Canada. , Although still growing with a mere 350 members across the nation, Science for Peace boasts some very prestigious and respected names on its rolls: Robert Bell, former president of the Royal Society; George Ignatieff, chancellor of U of Tand former Canadian ambassador to the U.N.; David Suzuki, biologist and broadcaster from UBC; Northrup Frye of Toronto; and Nobel Laureate and Hagey Lecturer Gerhard Herzburg stand out among university presidents, deans, and directors of research institutions - in Fawcett’s words, “not one of those lefty groups.”
One member raised the question of the chapter’s relationship to the national organization. Fawcett indicated that in many respects, Waterloo is a test case. This is because of the newness of Science for Peace, as well as the fact that several of the founders of the group are in each existing chapter. He foresees a growing relationship defining itself by actions, and encouraged the new members to seek out others to join. If you are someone who feels he should take action of a reasonable - not direct action - on this issue, you can become a full member of Science for Peace for $35/year, $5 for students. This entitles you to participate in the research and educational activities of the group, or if your tastes are more passive in nature, you will receive the national newsletter as well as the knowledge that your money is supporting peace-oriented efforts. More information is available from Dr. Frank Thompson of Religious Studies, HH 289K.
Living
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4,198s
still jobless
According to the information released by Wright, in addition to “generating space for Uw’s most pressing, immediate needs, these moves go along way toward consolidating HKLS activities in ‘one building. Plans are also being developed for an addition to B. M. Hall (approximately 12,000 to 14,000 square feet) to accommodate Kinesiology labs currently housed in C2.” Wright’s presentation to the Board also included an enrollment summary for the University’s fall term. The total enrollment of ~22,999 included a full-time enrollment of 16,264 and a part-time enrollment of 6,735. These figures include graduates and undergraduates as well, Wright’s general remarks were made at the beginning of Tuesday’s Board of Governor’s meeting. He also handed out a six-part series of Globe and Mail articles on university affairs by John Cruickshank.
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WPIRG Brown Bag reveals 2il.l On Wednesday, February 9th at noon time in Campus Centre room 135, Karen Wilson will discuss why and how we should live more with less. The talk is part of the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group’s Brown Bag Seminar series, and is free of charge. \ Economic hard times have forced some of us to adopt a simpler lifestyle. Others have been consciously practising this for years, out of concern for scarce or poorly distributed natural resources, or dislike of. waste and inequality. While a Man-Environment student at the University of Waterloo, Karen Wilson developed a teaching kit on simpler lifestyles which was used,in local churches. She now works with the Ecumenical Energy Working Group, a coalition of 46 Toronto churches, where she teaches energy stewardship to churches. I Wilson will discuss why simpler lifestyles are necessary to solve global problems, and contrast the humanisticand Christian approach to living more with less. ‘The talk is co-sponsored ,by the Waterloo Christian Fellowship, as part of their “Perspectives” week on the U W campus, February 7- 11.
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If former U.S. President Gerald Ford was the “oatmeal man” of the seventies; then former Progressive Conservatibe leader Joe Clark must be his counterpart of the eighties. Of course Joe Clark did the right thing in resigning; the only mistake he made was in hot resigning a long time ago. Lacklustre, bumbling, awkward, unconfident, and possessing no special skills, Clark’s attributes seem few and far between. His public image as a leader by fluke has only been reinforced by +tstring of bad decisions over the last couple of years; i.e., his decision not to submit to a leadership convention two years ago and his decision last week to resign despite a two-thirds show of support (a landslide by ‘most people’s standards). Clark has essentially set up his own demise and who wants someone running the country who seems to be very effective at sabotaging himself. Clark comes across as shallow-minded and rightfully so. Clark’s major problem is that he has not been an effective leader, he is not shrewd, and he is not perceptive; he demonstrates his lack of ability to lead time after time. The two most recent examples of his ineptitude wereat the national convention in 198 1 and the most rkcent convention in Winnipeg. If he had wanted to put party delegates to the test and have them prove their loyalty, then the 198 I convention would have been the right time to do that. Instead he wasted two years and he will not be forgiven for that. A second example of Clark’s ability to mess things up is the way he tied himself and his supporters to the goal of 70 per cent approval at the Winnipeg convention. For what&er reasons, Clark felt obliged to annouce that he had to have a clearer mandate and better his 1981 tally of 66.4 per cent approval. He made the last week’s convention vote of 66.9 per cent unacceptable. By almost any other standards and under almost any other circumstances that percentage would be considered a landslide. Clark is responsible for making himself look bad (not the mark of a good leader). A true leader usually does just the opposite: he makes himself look good when things turn out bad. Richard Nielsen (chairman of Primedia Production Ltd.) sums up the predicament quite succinctly when he states in a recent Globe and Mail article that we should not “be misled by the media talk of Joe Clark’s ‘finest hour’ into believing that something noble and courageous transpired at Winnipeg. We should reserve for Mr. Clark the kind of ambiguous pity we feel for a neighbor who, having failed to repair his front step, falls through it and breaks his leg.” Many people echo these feelings. Many conservatives-are frustrated. They want a poised, intelligent, > and confident leader; Clark is not the one. With prospects such as Alberta Premier Peter Lougheed, Ontario Premier Bill Davis, Newfoundland Premier Brian Peckford, lawyer-businessman Brian Mulroney, former Toronto Mayor David Crombie, multi-millionaire Peter Pocklington, and Montreal lawyer Peter Blaikie, the conservatives are not at a loss for more than acceptable replacements. Joe Clark has signaled his own death-knelland rightfully so, heis the complete antithesis of what an effective leader should be. Len Gamache
Joe Clark should not have resigned as the leader of the federal Progressive Conservative party. There is no reason for a man who wins the support of two-thirds of a political body to assume that he hasn’t a wide enough margin of confidence to carry on in his job. Joe should look at the vote not as a defeat by thirty-three per cent, but as a ratification as nartv leader bv ‘that other two-thirds. Still, one could say that he left at least one-third of the convention delegates dissatisfied, and that’s a wide enough percentage to insist upon his stepping down. One might say this, if one really believed that there was a better man around to take his place. I’m not convinced that there isn’t; but I’m even less convinced that there is. If these men were so gung ho on defeating Joe and taking his place, where are they now that he has conceded the loss of the party’s faith? Still humming and hawing around the edges of the political scene. Not oneoftheparty(ormedia)darlingshasactuallytakenontheincumbent ’ Clark. In fact, at press time the only development since the convention was that one of them has packed it in, Alberta Premier Peter Lougheed. The anti-Clark forces are united in one aspect: being anti-Clark. Other than that, it’s hard to imagine a more “rag-ass bunch of renegades” (As Capt. Willard said in Apocalypse Now) than these challengers: unilingual monetarist (Pocklington), bilingual capitalist (Mulroney), old-boy populist-centrist (Davis). Hard to see how any of these men would actually improve the appeal of the Tory party to the voters. In a sense it’s too bad that Joecapitulated to the numbers. Even when he won, he lost, by putting himself through the leadership raceanyway. And even when he lost, he won; for if at the convention there wasa scant one-third vote in all the anti-Clark forces combined, what will be their appeal to the two-thirds remaining behind Clark? Barring some major political disaster for Clark between now and the leadership convention, he looks to be in for some fairly safe progress back to the top. The Tories weren’t happy to just erode the position of their party leader. Even as Joe considered the timing of his stepping down, there was a lot of contention and bickering over who ‘gets the dubious pleasure of serving as interim leader. What’s worse, theappointment of Conservative House of Commons leader Erik Nielsen has raised wild mutters of bitching among the caucus that such a blatant Joe-boy has been chosen. Admittedly, Joe’s not the world’s most awe-inspiring leader. On camera, his chin has an annoying tendencies of making him seem the buffoon. His oratory style is stilted and unconvincing, and makes him sound a bit tliic;k. Next to Trudeau he has all the charisma of a wet newspaper. But enough of this pandering pretense. I will tell you why I reaily think Joe shoud stay on. With a Liberal party resented by large segments of the population, and indeed of the country (for good reasons or bad), and a Tory party that will likely continue its parlourroom coups until the next election, the NDP deserves to gain the prestige among the voting public it so richly deserves. Given the milktoast record of voting behaviour in this country, it’s their only chance. Todd Schneider
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Imprint. Friday, February off correction. 576-1284. Imprint Classifieds cost 5Oq for 20 words and 5q more for each extra word. They are due at noon on Tuesday. ,
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Students needing help in French. Contact: Nola N. Kianza at Conrad Grebel College Rm. 329. Telephone 884-956 1. N.B. Place limited. Will do light moving with a small truck. Also rubbish removal. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff, 884-283 1. Missing out on a career or education because you have children around your house? In home day-care provided at reasonable rates. Call Diane at 884-776 1.
Typing Just a good, reasonable priced (75 cents per double spaced page) typiug service located two minutes from campus. Call Anna, 884-2617. Experienced typist. IBM Selectric II Self-correcting. Engineering Symbols. Reasonable rates. Will pick-up and Mrs. deliver to campus. Lynda Hull, 579-0943. Maggie Can Type It! Student rates: essays - 75c per page (must be readable), Theses 65~ per page (booked in ad“Free pickup and vance). Minimum charge delivery”. $5.00. Script type available. Phone 743-1976. Is your professor screaming for you to get that paper finished? Call 884-l 806. Lowest prices. IBM Selectric. Math, French, Thesis. Typing. 14 years’ experience typing theses, research papers, etc. IBM Selmanuscripts, ectric II correcting typewriter. Phone Nancy anytime at 5767901. Professional typing at reasonable rates. Fast, accurate service. Satisfaction guaranteed. Carbon ribbon with lift-
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Wanied: Someone who can tell me what time the Space Shuttle lands. Nickname must start with “B”. Reply to John’s ‘Rent-An-Aardvark Service. Champ, Banff can wait til May 2. I know you’ll be ready for the first. I’m with ya all the way. Love, R. Hey Girls, I’m Italian and I don’t eat quiche. 1 have an enormous - asset, and I’m willing to share it with you. So come on, give me a call. No Herpes please. Tony G., 884-7778.
Experienced Typist. IBM electric. Will pick up and deliver. Reasonable rates. 744-1063.
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Denis Grey, call 886-4548, and reunite withan old friend from home. Karen.
Three responsible and tidy fourth-year students would love to be your tenants for Sept. - Apr. 1983-84. Willing to pay $600 plus for furnished house or apartment. Call Janet. 742-4746.
Suzi E: Sure isn’t the same without my devious partner beside me, but East One fun is keeping me busy. West C 198 l-82. All say ‘hello’! Catch ya, Carol ‘the ween’.
Housing Available May - Aug., 2 bedroom furnished apartment, $280/ month, 20 minute walk to campus. 888-7403 evenings.3 bedroom apartment to rent May 1 - Sept. 1, 1983. At Wellesley and Parliament, Toronto. $445.OO/month (including utilities). Call 4 16967-6070 after 6:00 p.m. Fully furnished flat, private entrance, 2 bedrooms, study, L.R., Kit., 3-piece bath; parking; yard; carpeted; phone, cable, utilities supplied; available May; 578-6560 days, 576-3883 nights; Connie. 2 female roommates wanted for SunnydaleTownhouse from May to August 1983.20 minute walk to UW. Close to plaza, Kwikie and laundromat. Phone Ann 885-5804 or Sharon 886-0358.
Editing & Proofing Graduate student with M.A. in English will proof, edit and correct essays, theses, handbooks, etc. Reasonable rates. Call Jane, 886-7039.
Personal Hey Tugboat. 1 - Check out Chubb0 and Fatso for missing soccer ball. They’re looking a “Little” Bloated! League of Seven. Kevin, the popcorn King you remove a mean paper plate. Glad you’re “managing” us. We should’ve discovered you SOONER. Sure know how to C.B.those strippers. “magnetize” Be careful where you place
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Jim Laidley is no longer a teenager! Commencing February 9, 1983 he officially becomes a real man. Happy Birthday to my Puppy Fran. Join Today! Become an official member of the Johnny Thunders International Fan Club. Call 884-7308. Ask for Johnny. Nice Bread Jim! Happy Birthday from your hurting roommates. Isn’t this better than a 9Oc card? Cheaper, too! Happy B-day Bear. The amount of 50e has been deducted from your designated birthday funds. Love and Kisses, Ted. Attention J.L. Next time borrow Paul’s “Do Not Disturb” sign. Sorry - Grove. 508A: Rumour has it there’s no snowbanks left around your house. Sunlight reflecting off the pink door? Or something else? Shiatsu (Japanese finger pressure massage). For headaches, tension, backaches, stomach/ intestinal problems, menstrual cramps, muscle ailments, etc. Treatments 1.5 hours. Student rates. Call C. Peck at 884-6607. Male seeking gay male that enjoys sports, movies, career minded for friendship. John P.O. Box 405, Don Mills, Ontario M3C 2T2. Bark, bark . . . or Happy Birthday! I hope in your 20th year you’ll take more responsibility and STOP tightrope spiders from crawling into my hair. I’ve got champagne for
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Whoever found my key at the PAC Thursday - I really appreciate the trouble you took turning it into the security. Thank you very much.
Rhythm Magazine.a Canadian alternative music magazine without all ‘the hype. Now available in the South Campus Hall Gift Shop.
Get back at your roommate. Go to a gay coffeehouse without her. Wednesdays at GLOW, Thursdays at Laurier (see Campus Events).
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Students who can type 60 WPM to be hired on a part time basis to become typesetters. Typing test required. Contact Sylvia Hannigan at Imprint, CC 140.
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Nuns don’t wiggle to the sound of reggae and old folks don’t plot escapes on CB radios, but they do in the psyche of this woman in her outrageous one woman show. Name the show and the person coming to the Humanities Theatre February 9th. If you can answer the above, rush right down to Imprint and you could win tickets. Good luck.
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Classical guitar lessons wanted at reasonable rates.
Janice, wine, dinner, candlelight & let’s get fit together. 7:30 a.m. mornings are not enough for me. Charles Atlas.
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Sofa, good condition asking $60.885-4338 after 6.
Please send many valentines to 82 Longwood, Waterloo. Three lonely ladies in need. No pugs need reply.
Nutter: Real men do, occasionally, eat quiche. Glad you’ve learned to like it so much. Happy . . . you know! Kiddo Xx00. ’
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Traditional form for diplomas isbetter than UW’s modem approach To the editor: (Re: Diploma Questioned, Imprint, January 28, 1983) We feel that the current format of the diploma presented to University of Waterloo graduating students does not adequately represent our university nor our achievements. In the words of U of W president, Dr. Douglas Wright (first address to the university community, January 26, 1983, reference Imprint, January 28, 1983), “1 know of no other university in the English-speaking world that has achieved such success in the quality of its students, in the esteem in which its graduates are held, or in the reputation for excellence and innovation in teaching and research.” Why then, is this quality, esteem and reputation not sufficiently reflected in the document?
Diploma unworthy To the editor: I realize all too well that the diploma Dr. Douglas Wright will present to me on May 28th (Honours Bachelor of Mathematics) is only a piece of paper. And 1 also realize that this piece of paper shouldn’t mean all that much to me!
It’s what I’ve learnt here at U of W that really counts! However, as 1 told the dean of Mathematics, 1 would not frame (much less display) my diploma if given to me in its present form.
In my mind, it makes the University of Waterloo look cheap and does not represent the excellent education 1 have received here. 1 think that this is unfortunate; not only for me but for my parents who, after all, helped me to pay for this piece of paper. Sq for my parents sake please present me, with a diploma which 1 can be proud of. Finaly, I’m sure many other students feel the same way 1 do and 1 hope these individuals will make their opinions known. Paul Desormeaux Math (CS)
Following are some of the faults that we see with thecurrent format: 1) The colourful, isolated crest which occupiesalmost the top quarter of the diploma has the appearance of a letter-head on a form letter (it just needs the address and postal code). 2) The standard sized paper and vertical layout further contribute to the form letter appearance. 3) The wording “Whereas it has been reported to the Senate” is incomplete. Reported by who? Most proper degrees state which faculty or department made the report. 4) The lettering used looks cheap and lacks character. The ’ simple letters, although suitable for printed material, such as reports and books, are not suitable for a diploma. The text, a cotibinatiloa & 10 and 16 p&nt Pahtino Italic ati 24 point BaskerviMe Bold Roman, is printed by Graphic Services. Is this the best choice of lettering available? (It is if the choice is restricted to the current Graphic Services Type Face Selection Book). The recipient’s name and degree earned is printed off campus. The Roman style lettering for the nameand the Italic style for the degree do not match the text! A diploma must be appealing to the eye, have character and look professional. It should be something that can be hung on a wall with pride (not just filed in a binder as the present format suggests). A design that would lend itself towards tradition would be more appropriate than the current “modern approach”. It is not a lost cause for 4B students to dispute the design. If a proper, more suitable, design is introduced a student can exchange his or her diploma for a new one. Student support is required in order to bring about any changes in the current format. Imprint readers should be reminded to contact the Federation of Students Office tovoice their opinion (Campus Centre Rm. 235, Phone 8850370 or ext. 3880). Cameron Linton, 4B C.S. Dick Kauling, 4B Mechanical
Soccer game ends in violence: CSA should drop out To the editor: 1 would like to comment on an altercation that occurred last week during a recreational league indoor soccer game. It took place between one of the Chinese Student Association teams and my house team. Both teams had an enjoyable time during the first half and most of the second. There was some rough play throughout the game however, there were no incidents that warranted the stoppage of play. Near the end of the game, there was a little roughing incident that involved single individuals from both teams. Suddenly, several of the Chinese students, who were sitting on the bench, attacked our player. By the time I had reached the other eaAd ef the gym to stop the iwi.&n$t, my foray: teammates and I watched in disbelief as our teammate was held and repeatedly punched. We were outnumbered approximately thirty to six and my attempts at stopping the attack met with repeated kicks and blows. Had it not been for the presence of mind of the other members of our squad, our player and possibly several others could have been seriously injured. Speaking for our team, we are all shocked and thoroughly appalled at the conduct of the Chinese Student Association team. Not only did their entire team eagerlyjoinin theattack, but, they did not try to stop the senseless beating. Also, several female Chinese students watching the altercation, actually urged their compatriots on. 1 would like to request that the members of this team voluntarily remove themselves from this league. By withdrawing we request that they leave the team completely, not just move from C.S.A. team No. 1 to team No. 2. I am confident that such actions on the part of the involved individuals will help restore our faith in the morals and integrity of the Chinese Students at the University of Waterloo. Mark Toole Joe Vasko Peter Lash John Finkle Hugh Kato Gavin Fisher
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Banner and beer contestscoming .’
i” by Dave Williams University of Waterloo engineers will be hosts for tomorrow afternoon’s nationally televised college basketball game between the Windsor Lancers and our Warriors. As part of the festivities, the halftimeshow willfeatureafoul shooting contest between engineering department champions and the judging of a campus wide banner contest. The last such banner contest, a locally televised match against the Guelph Gryphons, featured a multitude of creative banners including the memorable, “Guelph (n.), the sound a dog makes when he tosses his cookies”. A pregame brunch for engineers will be held at the Waterloo Motor Inn that day beginning at 11:30 a.m. The Lancers are much better than their 4-3 record indicates, and are struggling to keep pace with the leaders in the tough OUAA west division. They’ll be psyched out for the game against the division leading Warriors (6-2) who haven’t really gelled into the championship team they have the potential to be. It promises to be an exciting match, worthy of national television coverage, and of your enthusiastic support. Don’t miss it. Last week’s “Engineering Weekend I” featured a multitude of exciting events including a poorly attended but most enjoyable Carolyn Mas concert. on the Thursday.
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Unfortunately, the cross country skiing, dog sled race, and snow sculptures were cancelled due to lack of snow, however there was enough man made snow at Chicopee to allow enthusiastic engineers a chance to downhill ski. Verd and Lillian, the Chalet Pub’s entertainment, were great, and we can’t wait to get back there and hear them again. The Leonardo da Vinci Memorial Airplane Contest was won by Rob Harvey who floated a paper airplane aloft for 6.2 seconds. The accuracy category was taken by Ken Besser. A. Nappi solved the Rubik’s Cube in an amazing 37 seconds to win this contest, while the pinball tournament was cancelled when the machine broke down. In the major events, the 2A Chem Eng class swept the Tug-O-War with a gold and a silver in the women’s category, and another gold for the men. A total of 162 guys and gals strained their muscles in this venture, The infamous SnoBowl, played in wet and slushy weather, was won once again by Physical Systems, the 4B Systems Design Class. 4B Mechanical Engineering was second while the 2A Chem Eng Class won the consolation trophy. While most people got lost at least once in the pub rally, most of the 48 teams made it to the seventh and final pub stop at Bailey’s. Chris Carter’s instructions were clever, but relatively error free. The team to follow the cryptic
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ramblings best was navigated by Richard Drdul and had Phil McCurdy as the driver. Congratulations champs! Once again Eng Sot is sponsoring the Beer Brewing Contest. Every winter, the contest is opened to the U of W campus in general, and this term is no exception. To enter, you must brew at least six beer, bottle and label it, and bring it to the Eng Sot office by March 22nd. In the Eng Sot office you’ll find recipes and helpful hints on beer brewing, so drop by soon and get started. Drink for a fraction of the price of store bought beer! Elections for a new Engineering Society Executive will take place this March. Nominations for President, VicePresident, Secretary and Treasurer will be accepted during the week of February 21-25. Consider the possibilities of running for office and devoting some of your time to the worthwhile activities Eng SF? organizes. Dates to remember: Saturday, February 5 Basketball Game Windsor vs. Waterloo Saturday, February 12 Dog Sled Race March 3 - 6 Engineering Weekend 11 Thursday, March 3 Iron Ring Ceremony for graduating engineers Monday, March 7 Blood Donor Clinic Saturday, March 19 Bus Push for Big Sisters
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Christians,to givelectureson their perspective To the editor: The richness of the University community can often be seenas a marketplace of ideologies and philosophies, each of which demands our attention and beckons for our involvement. Each facls for its share of coursework, often leaving us little time to question the direction of our education or to establish any lifelong goals. If anywhere, the university should be a forum to ask the questions that count, to seek out the answers from the many resources within the marketplace. Christianity is just one of the many resources available within the university structure which claims to have relevance to all aspects of life, but which is often dismissed as consisting of
Enginews editor calls Imprint cartoon gross
From February 7-l 1 a series of lectures, discussions, and open forums will be made available by Waterloo Christian Fellowship for the purpose of exploring the Christian perspective to university education primarily, and to life as a whole. Various lectures throughout the week will be especially geared to issues relating to faculty concerns in Engineering, Science, Math, Environmental Studies, and the Humanities. Other opportunities will be given to discuss the family, Islam and Christianity, and the person of Jesus Christ. Here is a week which allows close scrutiny of the Christianity
so often talked about but seldom investigated. Questions and criticisms will be welcomed by professional academic speakers. Artistic expressions of Christianity are available on Thursday evening as a folk-rock presentation is given by the band Sunhearth in the Humanities Theatre ($3.00 Feds, $4.00 NonFeds; tickets at the Fed Office or the Theatre). On Friday evening (Feb. 11) an open invitation goes out to all who want to square dance in the CC Great Hall. International students will be participating as well with International Folk Games. We invite you to come and explore Christianity in the Marketplace. We think you’ll find it relevant for any discipline. Its our way of presenting an openavenue to the university at large to dialogue about the Christian perspective to the real world. Read the program and then decide what you’d like to come to. Gord Janzen Waterloo Christian Fellowship
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To the editor: Regarding your cartoon at the bottom of page 10, Imprint, Jan. 28 - what kind of filth are you printing? I was appalled,
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‘Stacy Spiegel, a former University of Waterloo student and promising local artist, is not caught at his best in this showing. The collection of 22 works on paper and two multimedia sculptures only hints at Spiegel’s capabilities. The paper works are indications of processes that Spiegel is working through, and while many of ’ them are quite good, the viewer is painfully aware that most of these drawings must be “means to the ends”, not the ends themselves. Even a cursory glance at the works on paper will show Spiegel’s interest in energy and the patterns it creates. The flow of energy, whether it be explosive, spiraling, or rippling, is infused throughout all his drawings.
Photos by Wanda Sakura There is a range from dense blacks to lively, fragmented arrangements of black and white in his works, all of which are done in graphite and various pencils with the exception of one colour work. Energy is an Involute - Momentum shows an explosive arrangement of writhing shapes with a not quite 360 degree spiral line running through it. The line draws the viewer’s eye into the centre while the pencil markings force the eye out to the edges. This tension of differing directions is present in many other works. Water Spot, from the Energy series is a set of concentric circles in white that are superimposed over an energetic flurry of small black lines. In his Mountain series, Spiegel shows the energy inherent in the paper itself; hard, gestural strokes of .pencil gouge the paper, sharp instruments leave scratches, or,at other times, the graphite is laid down so sensitively that the grain of the paper shows through. He incorporates torn edges of paper right into the drawings, utilizing toa ‘greater degree the texture of the paper. StacevSpi~gel’s two major concerns are exemplified by the sculptures standing at opposite ends of the gallery. Wind LVork iscomprised of two parts, a copper drum with a motor on top, and a wooden pedestal with a chunk of soapstone and a small ball atop it. In the sculpture, air is forced from the drum, through a tube, up into the stone, forcing the ball into the air. Once in the air, the ball dances in the airstream. The whole effect is lost when the machine is not plugged in and it was not the three times that I visited the gallery. Transformations of energy are also evident in the sculpture Fire but the same problem exists with this construction too. It does not work. When it does work,’ drops of fuel drip from the copper cone and ignite into small bursts of fire. For obvious reasons, the electrical cord has been removed from this exhibit. It does not seem fair to entice the viewer with an obviously interesting construction and then cut it short by delivering nothing. However, the artist’s interests in energy, its transformations and its results, are apparent from these sculptures, and these concerns are carried over into Spiegel’s works on paper. Stacey Spiegel is primarily a sculptor, working on large scale multimedia pieces that are best shown outdoors. It follows that an indoor exhibition, especially in a small gallery, cannot show Spiegel’s works to their best advantage. Perhaps a more appropriate showing could be arranged through the university to give this local artist a chance to really show his work. Mountain
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The program included songs from the works of Haydn, Mozart, Brahms, Debussy, and Canada’s own Morawetc from U. of T. Of lovewending, one of Brahm’s works, sprang full of the feeling of dynamic passion so well portrayed by the performers. The poems of Bilitis set to Debussy’s music left me mesmerized. The romance of the innocent pursuit and the homage of secure isolation left the audience in glimmering wonder.
topnotch The three songs of Morawetc closed the concert with a bang. Uneasy medleys of bizarre tonalities followed by mad song, will dwindle for days in the aftermath of paranoid schizophrenia. This was the second of the winter term Music at Noon series held on Wednesdays at 12:30. These concerts are sponsored by the Music Department of Conrad Grebel College, are free, andare open to everyone.
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Donald Duench Imprint staff 0th Athena basketball games this week : similar in that one team totally dominated other, and won in a blowout. Waterloo mphed over Laurier, 68-25, last Wedlay, while on Saturday, Brock demolished Athenas 79-32. he Laurier game was a contest which :erloo (3-4 at the time) had to win to stay in loff contention. They came out strong, and c a comfortable lead early by getting lers open on offence, and by controlling I keys. When a team is locked in the cellar (aurier (0-9)is, there’s not much incentive to )ut and play to win when you get down y. This was, obvious from silly WLU lovers, general confusion, and bickering ng time-outs. 1 contrast, all the Athenas were up and ly to take a win. Everybody in the Athena te had a fine game, especially Jennifer sell, who made some beautifuloutsideshots Waterloo. The Athenas ended the half with en straight points to lead 38-15. luring the second half, both teams knew ) would win - and showed it in their play. ther club took many offensive chances, and ved the game, as well as the scoring, down. ‘last six minutes of action saw only five Its scored by both teams combined. rapolated to a 40-minute game, such play ild result in only 33 points total! thenas head coach Sally Kemp said it was hard to get her players motivated to play rier. “We had a new offence that we wanted York on. The other thing was the stats -we the worst points-against in the league. We rt some time working on our full-court e press, too.” .emp noted that U W might have defeated a n of Guelph’s calibre if they had been the losition, instead of Laurier. .ussell led all scorers with 20 points, owed by Patti Edwards with 15. Waterloo Laurier in foul shooting percentage, 62 per t, but the Golden Hawks had a 38 per cent 1 goal percentage, compared to U W’s 34per t. Making only one of three shots from the br won’t win the average game. aturday’s home contest featured the No. 3 ked team in the CIAU, the Brock Badgers. hBadgers are undefeated in OWIAAaction season, including a 92-46 conquest over terloo earlier in theseasoninst. Catharines. L delay of fifteen minutes while the timing aratus was being fixed was the only thing t could stop Brock from scoring. The game an as a close defensive struggle, with very d play on both sides. With eight minutes e, Brock held only a 12-8 lead, but the terloo bubble burst. The Badgers took een straight points to settle the matter in the : half. Iith the score 36-16 for Brock at the half, erloo had to open up the game to try to e more. The Badgers tookadvantage of the led up play, and made 27 of the first 33 us of the half. Brock was able to take the inside almost at will, and converted their Ices to points, making only 15 turnovers. op scorers for Brock were Kelly at 21, and r with 10. Edwards led all UW shooters L 12 points. The,Badgers led in both field percentage (43 per cent to 29 percent),and throw percentage (55 per cent to 53 per
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rith a four win, five loss record, the Athenas have a good chance to make the playoffs. top four teams in the OWIAA West once to post-season play with four OWIAA clubs. The winners of games between the 1 and fourth-place teams from each ;ion play the second-place team of the r division. That winner plays a first-place r,andthetwoclubsleftplayintheOWIAA oath Kemp thinks her club should be able lmpete in the playoffs. “We gotta go one e at a time. We’re capable of winning all e (of their remaining games)“, she noted. re next home contest for the Athenas is uary 11 th, against Windsor. Game time is n. in the PAC.
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by Donald Duench Imprint staff The basketball Warriors have finally moved into sole possession of first place in the OUAA West division. They did this with two close victories over Western, 74-69, and Brock, 74-67, at the PAC. At last Wednesday’s contest against the Western Mustangs the Warriors played forty minutes of consistent basketball for the first time since the Guelph game four weeks ago. The Mustangs got off to a good start, and had a lead of seven pointsat one time before the Warriors began to spark. Don McCrae, UW head coach, had made some changes on offence involving Steve Atkin and Paul Boyce, and both started producing. Boyce showed the form that made him one of the most wanted freshmen in the OUAA this year, while Atkindisplayed why he had been on the National team with outside shots that he hadn’t made before with U W. By making only five fouls, Western was able to stop Waterloo from shooting one plus bonus. The teams were tied at 36 at the half. The Warriors also began to display their speed during the Western game. Peter Savich and Paul Van Oorschot got Waterloo out toan eight-point lead. The Mustangs weren’t about to quit, and got some easy hoops to close the distance to four points with five minutes left. Western guard Scott MacKenzie, the second-leading scorer in the OUAA West, sunk a layup with two minutes on the clock to make the score 68-67 for Waterloo. Atkin’s layup and Van Oorschot’s three-point play made sure that UW would put it in the win column.
Western coach Doug Hayes, in his ninth year with the Mustangs, lamented that his team “ran out of time. It was a close game -comes down to the little things.” He acknowledged MacKenzie as a “key player. He’s done a real good job.” Ross “Oh-for” Hurd led the Westernscorers with 18 points, followed by MacKenzie at 16. Hurd got the nickname bymissingall of his five foul shots against York in the Naismith. Atkin and Savich topped all UW scorers with 21 and 15 points respectively. The Warriors made only 13 turnovers, and shot 10 of 14 free throws. Brock university does not have a varsity football program. Based on Saturday’s game against Waterloo, anyone who wanted to play football at Brock was told to play basketball. The game was very physical, with Brock’s Paul Trietz laying devastating picks on both Phil Jarrett and Savich. While Savich, Atkin,and Brock’s Doug Fast were hitting on beautiful outside shots, Brock’s penetration erased the scores made by Waterloo speed to keep the score close. Fast made an off-balance jumper from fifteen feet out to put Brock up 40-38, but the Warriors got six straight points to end the half in front. Three Badgers had made three fouls each at the half, while no Waterloo player had three. Sixteen Brock fouls gave the Warriors a chance to show their new foul-shooting abilities, with 20 bf 23 free throws made in the first half. The second half belonged to Peter Savich. Whenever he had the shot, he took it, and it usually went in, leading to 25 points, best of all players. A fast break and dunk by Savich made
the score 60-49 for Waterloo. . Slowly, though, Brock came back to within three points. It was 66-63 with six minutes left, and Brock had made only one personal foul in the half. The Badgers were then able to foul freely to try to get the ball, but Waterloo was able to run out the clock. Waterloo played Saturday’s game without Randy Norris, who had the flu. This allowed Dave Burns, usually the“sixth man”in the UW lineup to start (on his birthday), and let Scott Rand play in a regular-season game. Rand has to sit out most games because the OUAA allows only 12 players to suit up. Coach McCrae was visibly excited by his team’s play. “I feel much better (about our play). We have so many guys playing at so T many positions since Christmas. Peter attacked offensively. Steve’s rebounding was very important to us. I had a hunch (Bruce Milliken) could play.” In addition to Savich’s 25 points, Atkin had 16, and Fast, the fifth-highest scorer in the OUAA West, had 17. Saturday’s homecontest against the Windsor Lancers is a revenge game, since Windsor beat U W 103-87 last month. The match is at 2 p.m. in the PAC, and is being televised by CHCH. Since Dick Beddoes missed the first TV game with the flu, let’s really welcome him and his crew tomorrow! With the hopes of sprucing up the gym for the television audience, the Warriors are once again sponsoring a Banner Contest. The two best banners on display during the game (in good taste, of course) will win prizes. It is rumoured that the winners will be rewarded with lunch with Don McCrae and the Warrior of the winners’ choice.
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The McMaster women’s team closed the gap between themselves and the Athenas, but Waterloo still emerged victorious. The final score was Athenas 59 and McMaster 54. Kelly Neuber, Barb O’Neill, Sue Orr, and Pam VanLoon put the Athenas in the lead by winning the 4 x 100 Medley Relay. Adding to the point total were Debbie Dunn (800 Freestyle), Lynn Marshall (50 & 400 Free), Neuber ( 100 & 200 Free), O’Neill (200 Butterfly) and Orr (200 Breaststroke). They each came first in their respective events. The Warriors had a harder time against the McMaster men’s team. The only individual to win anevent was Steve Dodge in the 100 Free. Waterloo was able to combine their talentsand win the 4 x 100 Free Relay (Stuart Cross, Pete Metcalfe, Kevin Minkhorst and Dick Treleaven), but otherwise their point total was made up of second and third place finishes. True to form, the entire Warrior team swam better last Saturday against the Niagara team. In fact, the Warriors won almost every race, including both diving events (courtesy of Bill Ackford). The positive attitude and enthusiasm demonstrated by the Waterloo athletes was’also reflected in the final score, which was Waterloo 79, Niagara 34. Even though there are no more dual meets this season, the swim teams still have their work cut out for them. This year’s Athena team will be trying to knock off last year’s OWIAA champion University of Toronto Blues. The coaching staff is hopeful, and will be putting the finishing touches on the Athenas strokes. U of T has home pool advantage for the OWIAA’s, but that will not discourage the Athenas on February 1lth and 12th as they intend to show everyone that they are a power not to be overlooked when it comes to the Canadian championships in March. As for the Warriors, the OUAA’s are to be held at Brock, February 18 and 19. Realistically, it will be U of Tand McMaster battling it out for first, while Waterloo is going to give Western a run for the third place honours. Currently the Athenas have six swimmers that have qualified for the CIAU’s, and the Warriors have two. All the pressure is on, as the OUAA’s and the OWIAA’s are everyone’s last chance to make the time standards.
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by Debbie Elliott Imprint staff Standings have Toronto ranked first in OUAA hockey with a record of 15-1-1. On : January 28th, Waterloo added one more ’ win to Toronto’s record. Waterloo got off to an exceptional start with a 3 goal advantage in the game’s first seven minutes, but the advantage was shortlived as Toronto out-played Waterloo for a 16-3 win. Waterloo’s goal scorers were Wayne Holden, Mike Martelli and Rick Hart.
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Single assists went to Dan Beagan, Steve Brocsok, Bill Hodson, Steve Cracker and Blair McArthur. On Saturday, January 29, Waterloo fell to defeat at the hands of the McMaster Marauders with a score of 7-l. Warrior Steve Cracker scored Waterloo’s lone goal. Waterloo travels to Toronto where they battle Ryerson on Saturday, February 5th. On Thursday, February 10, Waterloo meets Laurier on their own ice for an 8 o’clock game.
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d The Athena Synchronized Swim Team captured third place in the OWIAA Western Regional meet held at Western on Saturday. The U W swimmers finished with a total of 43 points. University of Guelph was the overall winner with 47 points. Waterloo made a strong showing with its team routine, placing second in the event _ with 67.83 points, just behind Guelph’s winning total of 69.33. A miscue earlyin the Athena performance probably cost them first place -a problem they plan to correct
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The Athenas also improved their overall position on Friday, by finishing 5th overall in the total team standings. Veteran Dede LaFramboise skied smoothly through the technically challenging course, and earned herself a 6th overall placing. The rest of the Athenas showed great improvement in their aggression and drive, which were significant in this improved performance. Both teams hope to do even better this week in the giant slalom to be held at Blue Mountain.
Ping Pong paddlers by T. C. Nguyen Imprint;staff UW placed third in last weekend’s Ontario Universities Table Tennis Championship at the University of Western Ontario. The team put forth a good effort but lost five matches out of seven to this year’s champicn, Carleton University. Team members were David Williams, Yih-Sheh Leo, Phu Vuong, and Mike Quinlan. David Williams was among the top players of the tournament. Williams was considered to be of the same calibre as Derick Black (the champion of Manitoba) and Ed Suen (the champion of Prince Edward Island), both of Carleton University. Williams, however, lost to both Black and Suen, the two top-seeded players of the tournament. Williams and Leo beat Carleton’s thirdranked player to gain two points; however, Black, undefeated throughout the tournbeat three of UW’s pJayers. ament, Teammate Suen defeated Williams and Vuong to gain a five point victory and an advance to the final.
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This coming weekend will be very critical to the team’s program as the Ontario University Championships are only one week away. The exact locations of both this weekend’s races and the Championships were uncertain at press time, due to weather considerations.
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In the preliminary rounds, UW won against the University of Ottawa, Laurentian University, and a second team from the University of Toronto; but lost to Western in five out of seven matches. When the same teams competed for third place the next day, the result was reversed: UW defeated Western in front of a hostile home crowd in five out of nine matches. The U W team regretted having lost their first match against Western. Had UW war this crucial match, they would havegone or to challenge U of T. From past experience U W would have had little trouble defeating U of T to become a contender for first place and the title. Losing to Western forced then to face the mighty Carleton team, who pu the former champion U of T in seconc place. The entire tournament was highly chal lenging and competitive. The calibre of pla! displayed was comparable to that of the national level. The tournament gatherer Canada’s and certainly Ontario’s best table tennis players. U W’s four representative showed that they rank right up thereas well
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Carol is a 4th year Kinesiology student w also hails from Oakville, Ontario. She is stranger to the Athlete of the Week as she i former winner. Carol has been extremely active in athle activities while attending Waterloo. She 1 been a X-country runner, a member of Alpine Ski team and a trainer for a Var: team. Last year she was a recpient of one of Mike Moser awards. As a competitor in the last two meets, she 1 done very well. In Windsor, she finished 2n( the Solo, 2nd in the Senior Figures and tl teamed up with Jackie Piper to win the D competition. Last weekend at Western, Duet came second, and Carol finished 4tl the Solo and 6th in the Senior Figures aga’ some very tough competition.
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Next meet: Feb. 12, 13, OUAA/OWIAl Finals at RMC.
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Waterloo 74, Western 69, Jan. 26 Waterloo 74, Brock 67, Jan. 28 -Next games: Feb. 2, at Guelph Feb. 5, here, vs. Windsor Feb. 8, at Laurier
Waterloo 68, Laurier 25, Jan. 28 Waterloo 32, Brock 79, Jan. 29 Next games: Feb. 5, at Western
Curling
Curling Waterloo has a 3-2 record and advanced to the Championship round, Jan. 29. Next spiel: Feb. 19,20, OUAA Championships in Sudbury.
Waterloo has a 3-1 record and advanced t the second round of play-offs, Jan. 29 Next spiels: Feb. 5,6, Westmount Bonspi Feb. 12, 13, Guelph Bonspiel
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Waterloo 3, Toronto 16, Jan. 28 Waterloo I, York 7, Jan. 29 Next game: Feb. 5, at Ryerson
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SquashNext meet: Feb. 5, Trent Invitational.
Vollevball At Pen; State tourney, Waterloo defeated George Mason -University from Virginia (10th ranked in NCAA, 15-11, 20-18; University of Michigan, 15-1, 15-9; and University of Pittsburgh 15-10,15-9;before losing to Penn State (NCAA No. 3) 15-8, 15-10; in a semi-final match that lasted 2.5 hours. Next matches: Feb. 4, here, vs. Western, 8:00 p.m.
Wrestling Next meet: F<b. 5, at Windsor
Waterloo finished 5th overall, Jan. 28 Collingwood. Next race: Jan. 4, at Blue Mountain
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Waterloo finished 3rd at the OWIP Western Regional meet, Jan. 29. Individuals: Carol Hutchison and Jacl Piper - 2nd in duet Karen Cole - third in solo Sandy Secord - 2nd in novice Next meet: Feb: 10, 11, OWIpA Finals WLU.
Volleyball Next matches: Feb. 4, at Guelph Feb. 8, here, vs. Western
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Tennis Tournament In action from the Waterloo Tennis Club on Sunday, January 30th, Barry Joe and Sanjuv Madan combined to edge J. R. Jagannathan and R. Vausdevan 6-3,3-6,6-3 in a three-game “A” Championship. In the “B” Division, Joao de Carvalho and Dinar Camotin combined to beat Mike and Peter Bolger 7-5, 6-2. The women’s doubles champions are Marina Blair and Sylvia Gunter.
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Ball Hockey In A-League action, the Slimers avenged their loss to the Bombers with a 3-2 victory. In B-League, the Sunnydale team made the 4B Sieves live up to their name witha 9-4 win. The Kardiac Kids arelookingfortheir second championship, starting this year with a 5-2 win over the Co-op Crusaders. Kaos ran havoc over the Misfits with a 7-5 come-from-behind victory, scoring 3 goals in the last two minutes. This week’s high scoring team was the Norwangers scoring a 12-3 victory over the S8 Bees.
Skiing Bowling Tournament Despite a small number of teams in this term’s mixed was high and the bowling tournament, enthusiasm ournament was very enjoyable. The winning team was Bob XFrancesco’s whose team of four players had a three-game otal of 1907.
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The first annual Schloss Cup Race Day (skiing) at Chicopee runs on the 18th of February from noon till night and is sponsored by Molson’s. The race course will be simple and everyone is encouraged to join in. $10 includes lift ticket, race entry and transportation to and from Chicopee. For those who get “slack week” and are dying to get away, or for those whofeellikecuttingafewclasses,thereisanothertripto Mont Ste. Anne, Quebec. It leaves on the 20th of February for 5, full days and costs $225 which incudes everything but meals. And of course, as the term’s end quickly approaches, so does our week at Whistler. We leave April 23rd and the price is $500 - $550. For a quick reminder to those who may not know, all ski trip sign-ups are done at meetings or at the PAC office with the receptionist. Ski hotline: 886-3449.
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Twelve Women’s Basketball Teams are presently competing Inday nights. Tied for first place in the “A” division are Final Lte and the Half Courts. Followingcloselyare the E.S. Vixens. ;o battling for positions are the Basket Cases and the Kinzest. The “B” league is off to a good start with the Ball Handlers and Left Overs in first place. Coming right behind are the esores and the Rebels. Improving each week are the Play:hs and the Notre-Dame team. 411teams will be competing _ - in the Play-offs starting Monday, b. 28th.
Table Tennis
On Sunday Feb. 13th the men’s and women’s table tennis singles tournament will be held from 1 - 7 p.m. in Blue Activity Area, PAC. Final Entry Date is Monday, Feb.7at4:30p.m.,rm. 2040 PAC.The Rules Meeting is on Wednesday, Feb. 9th at 4:45 p.m. in room 1001, PAC.
1 Men’s competitive Basketball The Men’s Basketball League has started off very smoothly this term when compared to other years. So far there has only been one default. Wrec-Kin-Crew is the replacement team and they won their first game. A-League has ten teams this term with 3 teams (Probation, Trail Blazers and Outlets) having 2-O records. In B-League, there are 36 teams making up 6 divisions. There are 2 divisions of 8 in CLeague with 5 teams boasting a 2-O record. This term marks the end of one of the better teams that has played in competitive basketball. The Timmins Trotters are no more. They had a very impressive record. In seven terms, they only lost once in regular season play and finally won the B-League championship Winter 82 after losing their driving force to graduation. The team never recovered and lasted for only one more term. They have not been heard from since.
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Ballet and comedy de Monte Carlo by Patricia Imprint
Les Ballets Trockadero
de Monte Carlo from a performance
of Giselle
Michalewicz staff
It is very difficult, if not impossible, to think of anything that would compare to Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo. The Ballet’s Sunday night performance at Kitchener’s Centre in the Square was neither strictly ballet nor conventional comedy. It was acombination of both such that it could be considered to be more ballet than comedy, while still being very funny. The Trockaderos are technically excellent dancers who dance serious, classical ballet. The added touch is that this all male company makes a parody of the ballet which they perform. Sunday’s programme was no exception. The Trockaderos, wearing tutus and toe slippers, began with Les Sy!phides, a classic, abstract ballet created by Fokine in 1907. It was a very pleasant surprise to see a dozen men dancing on their points (toes). They made this ballet look graceful and very professional. Instead of “goofing off” they danced a respectable rendition of this classic. The humour was achieved by exaggerating the moves in serious dances and- by portraying the foibles of ballerinas. One dancer in the corps de ballet kept falling asleep. Another dancer -was an incorrigible ham, constantly smiling and making eyes at the audience. The sight of men, with heavy bodies and pathetically thin thighs, balancing on toe shoes made every move look slightly ridiculous. They did not mock dance as an art form, they merely turned it into a novel and interesting form of humour.
The dancers then continued with Sprin Waters, a parody of the athletic style of balk espoused by the Bolshoi Ballet in the 1950’s. was a short dance which resembled gymnastic more than ballet. The next piece, I Wanted To Dance Wit You At the Cc@ OfExperience, was an exercis in modern dance accompanied by ‘Evita’ sty1 music. The high point was The Dying Swar Compared to the National Ballet’s rendition ( “the terminal fowl” it was completely faithful t the choreography and completely unfaithful t the spirit of the dance. The third act consisted of one balle Pharoah’s Daughter. It was the story of a your British archaeologist who is transported< 1 ancient Egypt. He meets and falls in love wif the Pharoah’s daughter. After a series of harrowing adventure including attempted suicide, snakebite, and tl advances of another suitor, the couple is final reunited. It was in this ballet that tl Trockaderos really shone, letting their creatij zeal create an entirely new ballet instead parodying the original one. Their supe: technique made it a joy to watch. Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo is unique company which combines serious ball with comic elements to create an irrevere look at the art form. Their satirical programs is a pleasant diversion. It is almost impossit not to laugh when watching ‘prima ballerina such as Ludmila Beaulemova and Tama Boumdiyeva ham it up in front of the audienc It’s all in good fun.
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