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Salat-ul-Jumua (Friday Prayer) organized by the Muslim Students Association, 1:30 pm., CC 110. Music 18th.

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Fryday Pubs! HH280, Arts Coffee Shop. Party with your fellow artsies. Sponsored by the ASU. Pub runs from, 12 to 4 pm. Open house at home of Chaplain Paul and Kathy Bosch. Good friends, good times. 7:30 pm., 157 Albert St. Earthen Mug’ Coffeehouse - enjoy a relaxing atmosphere 8 pm to 12 am., CC 110. Sponsored by WCF. GLOW Toronto 110,830

will be sponsoring gay activist George pm.

a visit by Hislop, CC

Fed Flicks - Reds starring Warren Beatty. AL 116, beginning at 8 pm. $1 for Feds, $2 for others. The Career Information Centre has received information on the SecondLanguage Monitor Program. A secondlanguage monitor is a post-secondary student who enrolls full-time in an institution (usually in another province) and, at the same time, helps a second language teacher for 6-8 hours per week. For nine months’ participation in the programme the monitor receives up to $3000 and one return trip between the province of residence and the host For .more info please see the province. Career Information Centre in Needles Hall. A plethora of films on women and work including With Babies and Banners and Women at War 12:30 to 3:30 CC 135. Sponsored by the Women’s Centre, Federation of Students. Anne Minas will speak on “W-5, What’s Wrong With Women’s Work”at 11:30 CC 135, Sponsored by the Women’s Centre, Federation of Students. ‘83, a brochure outlining Experience summer employment opportunities with the provincial ministries and community organizations is now available from the Career Information Centre in Needles Hall. This programme ’ is designed to offer career-related experience to interested students. Application deadline is April 1.

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Improvisational Comedy and lots more .Theatresports. Admission $1, or 75q for Feds. 8 pm. HH 180. The Theatre Production “Light Tango Monster” at WLU, has been cancelled. Fed Flicks

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Laurel Creek is presenting their Dam Tour at 2 pm. (Open House at 10 am to 2 pm). Join us on a tour of one of the GRCA’s water control facilities, the Laurel Creek Dam. Reformed/Presbyterian worship service with Drs. Graham Morbey and Rem Kooistra. lo:30 am., HH380. Lutheran Worship in Warm community, Keffer Chapel, corner of Bricker and

“Fools for Christ: Clowning His Ministry” is our topic at the meeting of the Lutheran Student Movement. 6:30 pm., 177 Albert St. Chapel Service are welcome.

at CGC Cl .apel, 7pm. All

Learn how to play Theatresports attend an improvizational comedy workshop. 7 pm., CC. Check turnkey desk for room number. Chaplains Morbey and Kooistra invite all to come and see the Joyce Landorf Film Series: His Stubborn Love, at 8:15 pm. Great Hall, CGC. Fed Flicks Celebrate Campus Memorial

- see Friday. Eucharist Ministry at Chapel.

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Don’t miss Perogy Lunch prepared by Ukrainian Student Club. CCllO, 11 am to 1:30 pm. Are you having difficulty finding a fulltime job making a career choice? Why not consider sales? Attend this seminar and learn about a rewarding profession in sales. 1:30 to 2:30 pm., NH 1020. An interviewing skills session is being offered by the Department of Coordination and Placement at 11:30 a.m. in NH 1020. Sign-up sheets are posted on the _ bulletin board, Needles Hall. Study skills programme is offering three two-hour inclusive workshops to aid students in preparing for and writing exams. These sessions are scheduled for Mon. March 14, 1:30 to 3:30 pm., Mon. March 21, 1:30 to 3:30 pm., and Tues. March 22 lo:30 to 12:30 pm.

Yes, feminists do eat! Bring some food and yourself to the Women’s Action Co-operative’s bi-weekly meeting. Dress optional; not mandatory. 5:30 pm., WOmen’s Centre. Basic Recertification CPR Course sponsored by Campus Health Promotion. Pre-registration required. Fee is $10. For further inf.o and registration see Jacqueline Sharratt, Health Services, rm. 126, ext. 3541. Women’s Centre is going controversial movie about tions can be obtained Women’s Centre, CC. 7:30 building.

to show the porn. Invitathrough the pm., M and C

Catechism for the Curious: a study of Christian Doctrine with Chaplain Morbey. 7:30 pm., CGC. Junior Farmers: Provincial Junior mers Week. Stay tuned for details.

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UW Drama Depart. presents Shakespeare’s funniest play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, from the 15th to the 29th, at 8 pm. Tickets are $5 for general admission and $3 for students and seniors. For reservations and info call UW Centre for the Arts Box Office at 886-4280.

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6815 to sign up (limited space). Total cost is $105 plus $5 membership fee. First jump at Grand Bend (Swoop) on the following weekend. In preparation for Peace information day, the UW Peace Society invites anyone having peace information that they would like to share, to bring it to the CGC lower lounge at 7 pm. Chess

club

meets 7 to 12 pm., CC 113.

GLOW coffeehouse, CC 1lOat 8:30pm., to midnight. If you are gay or lesbian, break down your isolation and meet friends.

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Info day sponsored by the Peace Society - why not come and talk to usabout peace and disarmament issues? CC Great Hall. An interviewing skills seminar is being offered by the Depart. of Co-ordination and Placement at 11:30 am in ML 334. Abortion Debate Right to Life represented by the KW branch. Will exchange ideas with Pro Choice represented by the Committee for Abortion Rights Action League. Sponsored by the Women’s Centre, Board of Education, Federation of Students. 3 to 5 pm., NH 3301. WCF will be meeting at 4:30 pm., at SCH 231 for singing, supper and fellowship. This week’s theme: The Holiness of God. Debating

Society

Gymnastics to 10 pm.

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12th Annual Black Forest Coffeehouse with live entertainment. Feds $1.50, Aliens $2. Senior Citizens free. 8 pm., St. Pauls College.

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Self-help and Community Betterment. Donate blood with the Junior Farmers. Rides and info; call Ken 578-7374.

Junior Farmers sponsored Dance at CC Great Hall, Refreshments available.

Square 7:30 pm.

Start the Peace Race. All are welcome to attend UW Peace Society meeting. 4:30 p.m., CGC.

Communion Casual by Candlelight Keffer Chapel at 10 pm.

Debating society meets - come on out and join the fun! 5:30p.m.,St. Jerome’sRm 229.

Free Noon Concert featuring Russell Drago, baritone. Sponsored by CGC Music Depart. 12:30 pm., Theatre of the Arts.

The Bahais on campus are sponsoring a presentation on the nature and development of the persecution of the Bahais in Iran. 7:30 pm., CC 110.

Gays of WLU offer an evening of tacky, politically incorrect entertainment with the movie “Zorro the Gay Blade.” 8 pm., room 4-301, Central Teachingr Building.

Science for Peace presents the “Propaganda” film, If You Love this Planet, ML 349,12:30 pm.

Midsummer’s Yesterday.

Tuekday,

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Bagels Wow! JSA brunch 11:30 to 1:30 pm., CC 110

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Career Day - Speakers on getting a summer job, also career in economic development. Refreshments, and sponsored by ESPO. 2:30 to 4:30 pm., ENV 1 221. Le Cercle francais - seminar. Come and find out about available french immersion experiences - as told by those who have . experienced them. 3:30 to 5 pm., HH 3rd floor lounge. Bible study

at 177 Albert

St. at 4 pm.

Topical Discussion Group deals with contemporary issues and concerns. Hosted by students, faculty of CGC. Today: The Christian’s Meaning of Work, hosted by Dr. Redekopp, Prof. of Sociology. Allare welcome. 4 to 5 pm., CGC lower lounge.

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Canadian Culture: “After of H-Baum”isa public forum on the future of Canadian culture and the implications of the HebertApplebaum report on federal cultural policy, featuring panelists from the federal review committe. Free, starts at 7:30 pm., in Theatre of the Arts, sponsored by UW Faculty of Arts, ASU and WPIRG.

Friday, March II,1983

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responsible for the physical production of the newspaper must be proficient in typesetting (60 wpm) and pasteup must be familiar with volunteer organizations and possess the skills and patience to train volunteers in mesetting and pasteup - Hours: as with most student organizations, more than40 hr. week - Sailaxy: $2OO/wk plus benefits 1 - Resumes shouldbe submittedto Sylvia Hannigan, CC 140 by 12 noon of March 18. For further information call ext. 2331, Mon&y - Friday, 10 a.m. - 12 noon.

An interviewing skills seminar is being offered by the Department of Coordination and Placement at 12:30 in rm. 216, ML. “How can I use my discipline to serve G d” - seminar. For all Christians and int rested students in Humanities. Munch o Pizza and a thought. WCF. 3:30 to5pm, 1 c 110. . khapel

Service

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Christian Perspective Series: and world in western thought. Morbey. 4:30 pm., HH 334.

God, man Chaplain

Discussion fellowship with Chaplains Morbey and Kooistra, supper at 6 pm., meeting at 7 pm., St. Jeromes, Seigfried Hall. Creative Writing Collective of UW meets upstairs at the Grad Club at 4:30pm. All those interested in writing welcome. Skydiving Club: First jump course will be held in MC 3005 at 7 pm. Contact at 885-

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Pubs, Salat-Ul-Jumua, see last Friday.

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Birth Control Centre is staffed by trained volunteer students and provides free, confidential info on birth control, VD, planned and unplanned pregnancy, and other issues concerning sexuality. CC 206, ext. 2306. Free Noon Concert featuring the Classical Duo of Montreal. 12:30 pm., Theatre of the Arts. Sponsored by CGC Music Department. Peers Centre is opened for the winter term from Mon. to Thurs., 3 to 8 pm., and Fri., 1:30, to ,3:30 pm. We are located in CC 221, so why don’t you come up and see what we’re about? Midsummer’s

see Tuesday.

Fed Flicks - Tess. $1. Others $2.

116 at 8 pm. Feds

The following positions are open on Imprint for the Spring and Fall terms: Managing Editor, News Editor, Arts Editor, Sports Editor, Production Assistant, Advertising Assistant, Bwiness Assistant, Circulation Manager and Darkroom Technician. Deadline for applications is March 18th. Contact the editor for further information.

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inners! by Karina Kraenzle Imprint staff Tom Allison is a happy man. With a landslide victory of almost half the total votes cast, Allison is this year’s new Federation President. Though it was predicted by many, not excluding Allison himself, that he and Pytyck would secure the positions of President and Vice-president, the overwhelming 48 per cent of the vote - 1,366 out of 2,836votes cast -in their favour was a bit of a surprise. In second place, though not a close second, were RodBarrand Don Cullen with 22 per cent of the votes. Good and Woodman received 14 per cent oft he votes; M ullarkey and Schneider 11 per cent; and Overend and Sullivan five per cent.

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Elections

President: Rob Cooper Blair Davies Dennis Van Decker

Vice-President: Randy Carson Don Ingram John Van Heyst

Interestingly, the voter turnout was a couple of percent higher this year than last with a total of 19 per cent. Upon the final count, Tom Allison was roused from a deep sleep to receive the news. His only words were “Oh my God”, repeated frequently. Allison delivered a more coherent statement later in the pub: “Frankly, I’m overwhelmed and this is going to sound really corny, but I’m humbled. I mean to win with almost half the votes cast. I expected to win, but not by those numbers.” . Jim Pytyck was also on hand at the pub and was clearly pleased and excited by the news. He stated that the best part of the campaign was talking to students because henow has“alot more feel for what students are thinking.” Last year, Pytyck was ratified by council to the position of Treasurer. Keith Overend was also present at the pub, seated with Randy Sullivan, Rod Barr, Don Cullen and a few friends. When asked how he felt about the elections, Overend replied good-naturedly, “Well, Tom has an absolutely solid mandate. He had an incredible campaign - well-oiled, smooth.” Overend added, with a laugh, that they’d all still be around and “at least now they all knew each other.” ’ Rod Barr. when asked, refused to make any comment whatsoever; clearly, he was disappointed.

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Acclaimed: Stephen Knaack (treasurer), Francis Chow (secretary), Jim Caruth (Campus Centre Board representative). The voter turnout was 36.6 per cent; there were 1,941 students eligible to vote.

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In a written statement submitted to Imprint, Todd Schneider, on behalf of himself and Sean Mullarkey (candidate’ for president), he said: “Tom and I have spoken on the outcome, and while we respect each other’s position in the future, we agree to disagree.” Heather Good and Steve Woodman were not present at the pub nor did they make a written statement. During the ballot count, it was reported that 77 ballots had been mailed in to the Federation, all of which had been marked identically and none of which had been postmarked - all in favour of Allison and Pytyck. As it is impossible to determine whether the‘ ballots were designed to aid or discredit the candidates, these votes were declared spoiled. Mark Liddy stated that the ballots had probably been lifted during the co-op mail-out. The voters also cast their votes for the positions on council. Next year’s council will be as follows: Arts regular - Mike Ferrabee, Kevin McInnis, and Jeff Wilson; Arts co-op Barbara Boyd; Engineering - Tim Collings, Pat Finan, and Steve Sutherland; Environmental Studies - Paul Selemba and Chuck Williams; HKLS co-op - PattiTurville; MathregularRobin Davies. All other Federation seats were acclaimed, with the exception of Renison College, which remains vacant. The “official” announcement will be made public on Monday, March 14th, and the new Federation of Students will take effect May lst, 1983.

Bus break looks good by Marlene Bergsma File “V”, Disc VI Kitchener Transit has asked City Council to approve a new budget, which includes a proposed fare discount for university and college students. The discount would allow students to purchase four months worth of bus passes for $97 instead of $116 - a savings of $19 over four months.

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At that price, Kitchener Transit would beprovidinganannual subsidy of $13,000. Any further reductions in the price of the four month pass would mean an increase in student activity fees. U W student representatives have agreed to review the impact of the $97 four month pass if it isimplemented, but havedeclined to reduce that price by increasing the student activity fee.

Although Transit officials were unable to say when or even if council is going to approve the reduction, it would be scheduled to go into effect for September, 1983. IncIuded in the proposed budget is an individual fare increase of five cents a ride, bringing the present 65~ adult rate up to 70~. The UW Federation of Students has beenrequestingastudent discount for some time, but was unable to convince transit officials to offer a better deal to students. The proposed discount will benefit only regular commuters who use the buses every day. John Ford of the Kitchener Transit department said the fare discount could increase off-peak usage of the system, but for those occasional commuters, the proposed 8 per cent increase on a single ride might just persuade them to walk, hitch-hike, or ride a bike.

Videotape

Kirshnamurti A videotaped lecture by Jiddu Krishnamurti will be offered in room 354, Modern Languages today (Friday) at 4 p.m. The lecture is being organized by Prof. Ron Piekarski, mechanical engineering, and is the first of several Piekarski would like to show on campus over the ‘next few weeks. It has been made available to the campus through the Krishnamurti Foundation, Vancouver. According to Piekarski, Krishnamurti is a contemporary philosopher who offers a solution to world conflict through the reeducation of individuals. The changes he proposes cannot be accomplished through any

Dip1 oma review Students, staff and faculty are asked to review a display of graduation diplomas in the foyer of the Modern Languages Building during the week of March 16-23, and to fill out a brief question sheet indicating their preferences. The results of the poll are to be taken to the Senate Diploma Review committee for information in its consideration of a new University of Waterloo diploma design. For further information please call ext. 3 183.

lecture today authority including Krishnamurti himself; rather, they are to be arrived at through prejudice-free understanding. Therefore, prejudice itself must be understood and the whole process of thinking must be continuously studied. Krishnamurti is the author of a number of books and has himself been the subject of many newspaper and magazine articles. He has attracted the interest of philosophers and scientists the world over, including David Bohm, professor of theoretical physics, Birkbeck College, University of London. Bohm has written: “What particularly aroused my interest was his deep insight into the question of the observer and the observed. This question had long been close to the centre of my own work as a theoretical physicist primarily interested in quantum theory. “We began an association and went quite deeply into many questions; we went on to consider the general disorder and confusion that pervades the consciousness of mankind. It is here that I encountered Krishnamurti’s major discovery, that which prevents human beings from properly working together has its root in the fact that we are ignorant of the general nature of our own processes of thought.

Len Gamache (left), Imprint editor, and Scott Murray (right), Imprint advertising manager, received awards last Saturday at the Ontario Community Newspaper Association’s (OCNA) annual awards ceremony at the Westin Hotel in Toronto. Within the university and college newspapers division, Imprint placed second for general excellence and first in the advertising category. The McMaster Silhouette won the top award. Ronald J. Tyler, OCNA vice-president, is shown above presenting the awards. Categories of evaluation included: front page, composition and layout, e.&torial page, sports, photography, news, and feature.

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by Tim S. MacNeil Imprint staff The Ethics Committee is still in business. You may not have heard of them. They are a body set up last term by the university in order to help students, staff, faculty, and administration members who feel their rights, as outlined in university Policy 33, may have been infringed. This Policy was adopted in May, 1982 and consists of three general principles: that no member of the university community should unduly interfere with the work or working environment of other members; that all services of the university should be available on a non-discriminatory basis to all qualifying members of the community; and that those invested with authority by the university use their authority in a manner consistent with university policies. Two particular areas are of special concern: sexual harassment and the abuse of supervisory authority. The three present members ofthecommittee are Phyllis Forsyth, the chairman, Jake Willms, and Marg-Ann Pierson. They are respectively faculty, staff and student body members. The differences in their backgrounds was deliberately selected in order that anyone on campus who feels they have a problem will be able to be more comfortable with a committee member they feel they already have something in common with. So far the committee has handled about 12 complaints, all of them informally and in the strictest confidentiality. The reaction of the university community has so far been positive, with no complaints. However, the committee has a certain amount of concern that not everyone, especially the coop students new on campus this term, knows they exist. To ensure people know about them, they have had several thousand pamphlets printed, which they have distributed about the campus

Publishing

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Now wouldn’t you just know that an old Irish fella like Pat McGinnis would be havin’ a real St. Paddy’s Day party. Well, you’re right! Old Pat is invitin’ everybody in town on Thursday, March 17th to a real foot stompin’ fun time. He’s gonna have a great Irish band /and lots of the flowin’ green stuff. And so what if your names not McGinty, O’Brian or O’Flaherity - you don’t have to be Irish to have fun. So come on over to McGinnis Landing on St. Paddy’s Day, but you better get there early. If it’s anything like Pat’s party last year, there’ll hardly be room for the little people.

at strategic locations. Thesecan befoundat the information table in the Campus Centre, in the village offices, in the counselling services office, and elsewhere. The committee has so far had only minor problems-to deal with, but nevertheless the ability of the committee to clear up these personal misunderstandings has been greeted, according to Phyllis Forsyth, in all cases by relief of all parties. The complaints were all settled informally and with great respect for the privacy of the individuals involved. The committee acts as a passive body and reacts to things brought to its attention rather than actively investigating. Another function of the committee is to recommend changes to Policy 33, which is still in its first year and can be considered partially exploratory. The Policy itself was not drawn up because of any particular incident, but rather because of a perceived need. Other universities in the province, such as York, have also recently implemented similar policies. The committee members would like to have it understood that they are not around solely to investigate charges of sexual harassment, but also any ethical issue which a university community member would like investigated or resolved informally and in complete confidentiality. So far they have had an evenly distributed ‘clientele’, including staff, students, and faculty. They would like everyone to feel free to ask them for help in discreetly resolving interpersonal conflicts which violate Policy 33. They have yet to have any serious problems, but in Phyllis Forsyth’s words, it is possible some things are not being reported out of fear. The committee members may be reached at: Phyillis Forsyth (faculty) ext. 2240 or ML 24 1; Jake Willms (staff) ext. 201 I; Marg-Ann Pierson. ext. 3800; or through the Ombudsman at the Campus Centre.

workshop

The Banff Publishing Workshop, now in its third year at The Banff Centre School of Fine Arts, has announced the 28 members of its book and magazine course faculty. Providing the two keynote addresses this year will be Frank Edwards, executiveeditor of Equinox, in the two-week session, and in the books course, Anna Porter, publisher of Key Porter Books. The magazine session faculty also includes Lynn Cunningham, managing editor of Quest; Robert Fulford, editor of Saturday Night; Michael de Pencier, president of Key Publishers; award-winning freelance journalist Ian Brown; Sherrill Cheda, executive director of the Canadian Periodical Publisher’s Association; and Allan Goldenberg, president of Canadian Business Press. The books faculty includes Louise Dennys of Lester and Orpen Dennys; Jim Douglas of Douglas and McIntyre; Douglas Gibson, publisher of Macmillan of Canada; author and lawyer Aaron Milrad; Rob Sanders of Western Producer Prairie Books; and Peter Waldock, president of Penguin Canada. Faculty partici- . pation in the workshop varies from one to eight days. Directed by Valerie Frith, publisher and editorial director of Solstice Books and former editor of Quill & Quire, and Yuri Rubinsky,

author of the recently-published A History ol the End of the World (Morrow/ Gage), the Publishing Workshop runs from August 15tl to September 9th, divided into equal magazim book-halves. The workshop attracts recent university graduates who want to pursue a career ir publishing as well as people now in their firs three years of working in the field. It throw them into an intensive immersion course whicl simulates roughly six months of real-worlc publishing. Five working groups create th first issues of brand new Canadian magazine or produce the spring lists for fictitious boo1 publishing. houses. Financial assistance from several pub lishers, and from The Banff Centre, has mean that the course will be less expensive this yea than it has been in the past, costing $2,500.0 for. room, board and tuition for the full fou weeks, and $1,550.00 for each two-wee session. Government and Banff Centre scho arships help defray these costs. Prospective participants should write to Th Registrar, The Banff Centre School of Fin Arts, Box 1020, Banff, Alberta TOLOCOorca (403) 762-6180 for information and appl cation forms. Only a limited number c applicants will be accepted.

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by Bob Heringer Imprint staff Do you think that it’s important for you and those around you to contribute to a cause which places life as the highest value? The Community for the Equilibrium and Development of the Human Being (The Community) wants you to answer this question then come and participate in a series of dialogues

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Name the Arena The “Name the Arena” Committee is looking for feedback from university groups and individuals to help make the final determinations in selecting a name for the new arena and recreational facility being constructed on the North Campus. The Committee has narrowed the selections down to two entries: the Columbia Icefield and the Don Hayes Arena. The name which is finally selected could be a combination of these two suggested names. The arena structure is scheduled to be completed this fall. The naming committee, which was formed last term, met last week and reviewed 107 entries submitted as part of a contest offering $100 and recognition on a plaque for the person who submitted the winning name. The final selection will be presented for approval at the April Board of Governors meeting. Federation President I Wim Simonis indicated that any feedback or comments can be directed to him in writing or by calling him at the Federation office, ext. 2478.

Come and meet our program co-ordinator and discover why the Dalhousie MBA could be right for you.

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every Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in cc 110. The Community is a worldwide social action organization dedicated to Humanizing the Earth. To humanize is to unite people from all ideological, racial, cultural, and economic backgrounds by asserting that life has the highest value. When people honestly feel that which is “human” is the same in all of us, they are

time (for aspiring musicians), concert tickets and much more. Tickets are ony a buck and are available at the Arts Centre box office and the Imprint office on campus at the University of Waterloo or at CKMS. For more ticket information call 886-2567.

CKMS-FM 94.5 in Waterloo, the campus-community radio station is holding their second annual St. Patrick’s Day raffle on March 16th. The first prize is an Akai CS-F21 cassette deck (with a list price of $329.00). Other prizes are, headphones, recording

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able to work together towards a peaceful world, rising above the prejudices and factions which pit people against one another. The simple guiding principle is “treat others as you would like to be treated.” The Community is not a religion, a political party, or a psychological movement. It is a moral force and denounces all forms of violence and it is against any attitude that treats the human being as a thing, a number, or an object. The Community is active in 42 countries and has about 100,000 members. Anyonecan participate in the Community’s activities which include meetings, social events, and neighbourhood projects. - This -Thursday you can discuss topics of racial discrimination, religious intolerance, economic exploitation, all forms of violence, or whatever is on your mind. Are there alternatives?

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1 University Policy No. 15 states that “whenever possible, facilities will be made available to the University community for extra-curricular activities. Such facilities may also be reserved by off-campus groups.” Also, the “University (Campus Centre) reserves the right to decline the use of its facilities to any organization or group.” There is no charge to University organizations except for clean-up or out-of-pocket expenses and offcampus organizations are assessed a room rental charge in addition to charges for any special services. The additional guidelines state that Campus Centre reservationsforextended periodsareavailable only toaccredited on-campus organizations, and that the organizations will not be allowed to charge admission to any function or collect monies without permission from the Campus Centre Manager or Director, Administrative Services Group. In other Campus Centre Board business at this week’s meeting, there was discussion about what to do with the $80,000 surplus from the last budget year. A few suggestions included: upgrading pub facilities, institutinganemergency loan fund, and constructing better accessibility to the Campus Centre for the handicapped. That surplus will be considered further at future board meetings. The Campus Centre Board’s next scheduled meeting is on March 28th. .

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by Len Gamache Imprint staff The Campus Centre Board (CCB) unofficially passed a new policy affecting the use and reservation of Campus Centre facilities this week. There was no quorum at Monday’s meeting; consequently, the move toaccept the new procedures is subject to challenges from other board members. Final approval will depend upon the acceptance of this week’s minutes at the next CCB meeting. Essentially, the policy which will be adopted is University of Waterloo Policy No. IS, the same one which the University uses for the use and reservation of its own facilities. Bill Deeks, a CCB members and Director of Administrative Services for the University, said at this week’s meeting that the policy “still needs some dress-up”; however, he emphasized that the University policy has been in existence since 1978 and “has effectively addressed the needs of the university.” He feels that the policy should be equally effective in serving the requirements of the Campus Centre. An additional set of guidelines wasaccepted by the board inan effort to introduce procedures exclusively applicable to the Campus Centre’s needs. However, Deeks noted that this document “needs some work yet.” The entire issue of how the-new policies will affect accredited and non-accredited on-campus organizations, as well as offcampus organizations which have a large percentage of university people involved, remained ambiguous. The suspension of the Chevron Club and the Anti-Imperialist Alliance was not considered at Monday’s meeting. Both groups had room-booking privileges suspended at the beginning of this term as a result of a disturbance between UW psychology professor Doug Wahlsten (who is also a Chevron and AIA member) and Trotskyist League members during a meeting of that group in the CamEus Centre. At the beginning of February, Campus Centre Manager Ann Woodruff had indicated that the suspension would probably be reconsidered once the new procedures for the useand reservation of Campus Centre facilities were finalized. Questioned about the status of the suspensions by U W student Jim Kafieh, Deeks stated that the new Campus Centre policies had not really been finalized and that the actual decision regarding the suspension would be up to the Campus Centre management (Deeks and Woodruff) and not the Campus Centre Board. He added that the Campus Centre Board is strictly an advisory body, and no conditions for re-instatement of the Chevron Club and the AIA had been set as of yet.

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‘Big Sisters’ Bus Push by Karina Kraenzle Imprint staff For the last little while, many engineering students have been out getting pledges for a worthwhile cause -the Bus Push for Big Sisters. This event takes place every spring; last year engineers collected $3,600 from the Kitchener-Waterloo community. The Big Sisters of Kitchener-Waterloo and Area is the largest Big Sister agency in Ontario, assisting girls five to sixteen years old who are experiencing emotional difficulties resulting from problems in the home. Children are referred to the agency by parents, schools, and other social service agencies. Their needs are carefully assessed by one of three agency case workers before a match is made. Other support programs provided by the agency include recreation programs for children including: subsidized summer camp placement; monthly discussion groups with speakers for mothers; and confidential monthly meetings for Big Sisters to , share their experiences and successes. The Big Sister agency contributes 41 per cent of its budget through agency-sponsored fund-raising event such as Artfest, Card-a-rama, the University of Waterloo Engineers’ Bus Push, Rollerama, and its annual membership campaign. Another 20

per cent is received from community donations. 11 per cent from government grants, and 28 per cent from K-W Federated Appeal. The bus push is actually a bus pull - student engineers, professors, and local celebrities pull a Kitchener Transit bus from the University of Waterloo to the Kitchener Farmer’s Market. Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll, and University Vice-President Tom Brzustowski, are pulling with the engineers, along with other community figures. Accompanying the procession will be the CHYM-AM’s radio van and the publicity van from Carling O’Keefe. The push will begin at 10: 15 a.m. on Saturday, March 19th at the university and is scheduled to end at approximately noon at the market. Among the donations designed to encourage engineers in this campaign, are a waterbed from the Brass and Waterbed Warehouse and a dinner for two at McGinnis Landing Restaurant as well as various items from sports stores. The local Big Sister chapter served the needs of 233 area children in 1982. You can help make this possible again in 1983 by making a pledge.

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Peace March by Dave Lawson Imprint staff The UW Peace Society is planning two major happenings for this month. On March 17th, various members of the Waterloo Peace Network will set up information booths in the Campus Centre; all students and members of the cornmunity are encouraged to visit these booths and seek information about crucial issues regarding peace and disarmsment. The second event will take 3lace from 2 to 4 p.m. on Palm Sunday (March 27th). This will be a march from Wateroo Park to Victoria Park in Kitchener to commemorate U.S. President Ronald Rea-

gan’s intention to “start the peace race”. The purpose of the march is twofold: it will present a chance for concerned people to express their feelings about disarmament; as well, it will function as an information forum - M.P. Walter Maclean, and Ruth and Walter Klaassen will bespeakingafter themarch. In addition, Brantford recording artist Scott Merritt will entertain in the Victoria Park Pavilion, performing from his own repertoire of satirical and socially-relevant contemporary folk music. For more information about the March on Palm Sunday, call the UW Peace Society at 884-6570 or 885 4032.

Student registration f or summer programs Employment and Immigration Minister Lloyd Axworthy recently announced the federal government will spend $170 million for student summer employment programs, compared with $120 million in 1982. About 70,000 students will participate in employment programs and another 328,000 are expected to benefit from student placement services in the summer of 1983. “Our summer employment programs will give a much-needed boost to the student labour market and, in many cases, will enable young people to obtain valuable work experience that will prepare them for future employment,“Axworthy said. The largest share of the funds, $143.5 million, has been earmarked for the Summer Canada Program. Summer Canada will create jobs for more than 57,000 students. Also included in the federal government’s summer employment programs for students are the Department of National Defence Cadet and ReserveTraining Programsand the RCMP Special Supernumerary Constables Program, which will be funded at $10 million and $800,000 respectively, involving 13,000 students. Finally, $15.7 million in federal funds has been allocated to Canada Employment Centres for Students. Thesecentres match qualified students with employers who have summer job openings. The 442 student centres, which operate in the spring and summer, are expected to make 328,000 student placements this summer. On-campus student registration will be held on March 14th, 1Sth, and 16th between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. in the Campus Centre Great Hall. Additional information can be obtained by calling 579-1550, ext. 301.

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U.S. President Ronald Reagan’s true colours are showing through once again. This time it involves attempts to restrict Canadian films about acid rain and nuclear war (not to mention the recent hassles with cut-rate air fares). Reagan’s confrontation policies, which run the whole gamut, in so many areas Unfortunately, these general are deplorable. attitudes sift -down to a large segment of the American population. Reagan wants everything his way and offers little or no compromise. He’d love to test Cruise missiles in Canada, but don’t ask him what he can do to alleviate the acid rain crises in this country. In fact, don’t even ask him if you can show a film on the topic. The anti-nuclear film, If You Love This Planet, and two films about acid rain have been cited by the U.S. Justice Department (through Reagan’s efforts) under a 1930’s foreign political propaganda law. The citation requires the films be identified as products of the National Film Board of Canada, and carry the disclaimer, that their required registration with the department “does not indicate approval” by the U.S. government.

Meanwhile this week, Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy said the U.S. government has no right to label the film propaganda. On Monday he hosted a special screening session of the three films in Washington, DC., so people could take a look for themselves at the alleged “political propaganda”. Kennedy’s suggestion of an alternative disclaimer for the films was very suitable: “The films you are about to see may be dangerous to policies of the Reagan Administration on nuclear arms control and acid rain.”

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by Walter McLean, M.P. - Waterloo When Prime Minister Trudeau addressed the United Nations Special Session on Disarmament (UNSSOD I) in 1978, he was praised as a crusader for the restoration of global security through a comprehensive strategy for disarmament. He placed Canada in the international spotlight, convincingly arguing for the “suffocation” of the arms race at its source.. . the laboratory. The Canadian position at UNSSOD I specifically singled out any country which tested or produced materials crucial to arms development as encouraging and contributing to the acceleration of nuclear arms competition. Close to five years later, the government of that same “crusader” has secretly signed a five-year, renewable agreement to test and evaluate American defense systems that will make possible the introduction of a new breed of sophisticated weaponry - the Cruise Missile. As the Toronto Star has observed, this is “a lamentable act of hypocrisy’*. The Liberal government has acted, once again, entirely on its own. Members of Parliament, the 282 elected representatives of the Canadian people, were never consulted or permitted to debate this contentious military entanglement. Therefore, the people of Canada had no say in this decision which obviously affects them intimately. Hon. Allan McKinnon, P.C., M.P., the Opposition Spokesperson for Defense, has noted with deepest concern: “. . . What has happened is not what you would expect to happen in a democracy.” This controversial agreement on the testing and evaluation of for * US defense systems in Canada has serious implications Canada’s defense policy and international posture in the 80’s. The agreement, which was orchestrated in the backrooms of the Pentagon, has the potential to turn Canada into a silent partner

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It is outrageous for Reagan to expect (demand would seem more appropriate) Canadian testing sites for the Cruise missile, and to stubbornly oppose efforts to resolve the acid rain crisis. The recent joint report by Canadian and U.S. scientists is a further indication of how this onesided, arrogant attitude filters down. Both sides agree that thousands of square kilometres of waterways, forests, and farmlands are at risk from acid rain pollution. The U.S. and Canada signed a memorandum of intent on August 5th, 1980to work togetherto reduce acid rain, since the pollution drifts freely across the border. However, because of disputes between scientists from both sides, the joint report has not been completed until now. While both sides agree that waterways can be saved and damage reversed by reducing sulphur pollution (which reacts with the atmosphere to form acid rain), U.S. scientists refuse to accept a Canadian proposal for a ceiling on sulphur pollution. They essentially say any limit is premature at this point. This is just another manifestati0.n of Reagan’s Hollywood mentality which is short-sighted and simplistic. It’s time for Canada to put its foot dow‘n on both of these issues; the health of the nation is at stake in more ways than one. Reagan should beconfronted at every conceivable opportunity. Outside of the fact that the Cruise missile should be tested ideally in the “back forty” of the Reagan ranch in California, the Canadian government should hold him up for ransom on the acid rain issue and tell him where to stuff his Cruise at the same time. Len Gamache

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Although the selection of aname for the new arena was to be solved by a contest, it seems we have yet another submission to make to the FEDS - this one to tell them ifwe like their choices or not. I hav still more suggestions: The Chris Bauman Centre for Artistic Ice Escapades; Michael Provost Arena; The Karina Kraenzle Inebriation Centre; The Tim S. MacNeil Memorial; Len’s Icefield; The Bob Herringer IcePAC, The Scott Murray Figure Saking Club and Harem; The John W. Bast Skating and Chicken Wing Emporium; Pat’s Ice Shores; Andra Zultis’s Ice Palace; Terry Bolton’s Frozen swimming Pool; The Donald Duench Ice Cage; Simon Wheeler’s Zamboni House; The Alan Mears/Kodak Memorial; the don button shrine for all us great people; The John McMullen Frigid Chicken Coop; The Sanjay Goel Retreat for Cute, Furry, Little Fellows on Skates, the Katherine Suboch Ice Hut; The Mark Lussier Igloo; The Sylvia Hannigan Home for Wayward Hockey Players; The John Curtis Deep Freeze; The Leanne Burkholder Sanctuary for Pure Language; The Raymond Cheng House of Ice Cubes; The Ron McGregor Centre for Frigid Gerbils or The Alicia Vennos Memorial - no, she’s not dead, but oh, oh, oh, whatamemory! GetwellsoonDianewemissyouonthoselong,cold winter’s evenings when sitting around eating food during production. Pizzaw-ithout Ritzaisboring. editor’snote: Instriving for continuitywith unsigned editorials, we have decided to have an unsigned masthed as well - that is why this masthed will not be followedby the initials d b

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in Washington’s world-wide military policies. Previously, we have co-operated in defense matters with the United States through the framework of alliances. Yet, no member of the NATO alliance would have signed an agreement such as this one because it is far too sweeping in the powers delegated to the respective defense ministers. It undermines the role of the House of Commons as a democratic, decision-making body. The agreement, moreover, violates a long-standing Canadian policy to maintain a “vigilante eye” on possible US encroachments on Canadian sovereignty through the establishment of an American military presence in Canada. It opens the way to an extensive involvement in American international policies. Where the weapons systems, that have been tested in Canada, are used could have very broad implications for Canada’s relations with other countries. The Testing and Evaluation Agreement (as it has been termed) will undoubtedly detract from whatever initiatives in arms control and disarmament debates Canada has brought forward. Without explanation, it makes a mockery of thg strategy of suffocation. Let us not forget that Canada is committed, as a responsible and reliable NATO ally, to the Alliance’s “twotrack” policy. The policy puts equal stress on realistic defense options and on support for mutual, verifiable, balanced arms reduction. Obviously, that commitment cannot be honoured by our participation in developing a weapon that might well destroy all chances of reaching that goal. Aggressive and offensive nuclear armament development can jeopardize the success of the on-going Geneva talks on intermediate-range nuclear forces. In the wake of these important negotiations, this agreement makes our commitment to the peaceful means of conflict resolution appear superficial.

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From all angles, the “T & E Agreement” defines Canadians as ready and willing participants in the nuclear arms race. Yet, have Canadians chosen this active role? The majority of Canadians have adamantly insisted that, “no”, they have not chosen to relinquish Canada’s non-nuclear, moderate role in NATO. Nationally, the Gallup poll says that 52% of Canadians reject the idea of Canada being the testing ground of the Cruise missile. . . Letters to my office - from many students ,at KC1 and St. Jerome’s, local congregations and interest groups, as well as families and concerned individuals - clearly indicate that the citizens of Waterloo refuse the Cruise. Earlier this month, the leaders of the six major Christian groups, representing five denominations - Roman Catholic, Anglican, United, Presbyterian and Lutheran -joined together to release a statement reiterating the concern for our national and international security. They, too, are convinced that the costs associated with Canadian complicity in the arms race are too , high. The Rev. Dr. Russel Legge, President of the Canadian Council of Churches (and Professorat St: Paul’sCollegeat the University of Waterloo), says that his immediate reaction to the news of the agreement was “one of disappointment”. He maintains that it is even more important now for people of every constituency to communicate their views to the Prime Minister, the Minister for External Affairs, and their Members of Parliament. Responding to Mr. MacEachen’s position that our security will be refortified in the prospective testings, Dr. Legge asserts that the testing of offensive nuclear weapons, such as the Cruise, cannot be equated with security. “It is a dangerous and threatening step toward nuclear war,” he states, “for it indicates a willingness to fight in a ‘no-win’ situation!”

Contributing Staff: SuZanne Alexanian, Alison Butlin, Chris Bauman, Terry Bolton, Raymond Cheng, Linda Carson, George Elliott Clarke, John Curtis, Steve Coderre, Donald Duench, Debbie Elliott, Julie George, Tom Herbst, John Hadley, Janet Hope, Rob Macqueen, Ron McGregor, John McMullen, Norm MacIsaac, Tim MacNeil, Alan Mears, Paul Moser, Pat Michaelewicz, Thu Nguyen, Michael Provost, David Paul, Doug Ra;nkin, Debbie Stella, Fred Stride, Wanda Sakura, Marnie Shore, Todd Schneider, Fraser Simpson, _ Katherine Suboch, Dan Tremblw, Simon Wheeler, AliciaVe~&ckie Waller.

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Tiger Terry’s Trivial Twists: Theatre Ticket Test Today by Tiger Terry Imprint staff Hey! First fifty people submitting answers to this week’s Trivia will receive a free pass to the new movie Eating Raoul, playing at the Frederick South Cinema, Kitchener. Good luck. Ifyou don’t take them, we will. Ready for some more trivia? To get warmed up, here’s a little piece of info to get you started. The French Foreign Legion was formed on March 9, 183 1. Now you can go out and amaze your friends! That is, after you have tried your luck at this week’s ten trivia questions. 1. Who is the song You’re So Vain reported to be about?(also, who sings background to the Carly Simon recording?) 2. Who are Paul Ramon, Johnny Silver, and Carl Harrison? 3. In what movie did Humphrey Bogart first co-star with his wife-to-be Lauren Bacall? 4. What was Norman Bates’ hobby in the movie Psycho? (besides murdering young females). 5. Quite often these days, classical music is used as theme songs, or during commercials. How are these classics more likely to be referred to today (e.g. The Barber qfSeviZZe is background music in a Bugs Bunny cartoon - the one where he is giving Elmer Fudd a haircut). a) La Gioconda: Dance of the Hours (Ponchielli) b) Flight of the Bumble Bee (Crimski & Korsakov). c) William Tell Overture (Rossini) d) Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) 6. How many rings are there in Lord of the Rings, and who were they made for? 7. What hit T.V. show starred Peggy Lipton, Michael Cole and Clarence Williams III?(hint: they played Julie, Peteand Lint). 8. Remember the T.V. show UFO from the late 60’s? (No, that’s not the question). Let me refresh your memory. A British movie company is really SHADO, a group who intercept UFO’s before they reach the Earth. What does SHAD0 stand for? 9. What is the name of the song that Dooley Wilson is told to play again in Casablanca? 10. Who wrote the song Surfin’ U.S.A.? On the average, you should have been able to get at least half of last week’s questions with little or no trouble at all. In fact, there were really only a couple of toughies, but just in case, here are all ten answers:

- Betty and Barney Rubble are the Flintstone’s neighbours. - The red Ferrari driven by Magnum P.I. is owned by Robin Masters (the same person who owns the estate he stays on). - Rosebud was a sled owned by Charles Foster Kane when he was a child (in the movie Citizen Kane). - Mike Nesmith, Davy Jones, Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz were the members of the Monkees. - The nosey neighbours on Bewitched were Abnei and Gladys Kravitz. - Before Darryl Sittler, Dave Keon was captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs. - Tom Selleck was the first choice for the role of Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. - By clicking the heels of her ruby slippers together, and saying, “there’s no place like home”, Dorothy was returned to Kansas. - .U.N.C.L.E. (as in The Man From) stands for United Network Command for Law Enforcement. - The role of the bad guy in the forthcoming Superman III movie is played by none other than ‘i3ichard Pryor.

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reach settlement This letter is a clarification of the current situation between the Engineering Society and Imprint pertaining to differences of opinion which affect the typesetting of Enginews. As a direct result of these differences, Enginews will no longer be typeset by Imprint Typesetting Services. The decision is one which was reached simultaneously by both sides. Consequently, Enginews will no longer be in the awkward position of .compromising itself to Imprint staff members’ reactions to various materials submitted for typesetting. As well, the Imprint staff will no longer be in the uncomfortable position of acting as a censor and trying to apply its own standards. This resolution is one which, at least for the time being, is in the best interests of both organizations under the circumstances. While the current framework is not suitable for either side, we also recognize that changes within both organizations may make it possible for us to resume this working relationship at some point in the future.

More importantly, it is Engsoc’s and Imprint’s intention to re-affirm our commitment to co-operating and working together in all other areas, as we have so successfully done in the past and particularly over the last year. Recently, communications between EngSoc and Imprint have been very good regarding the exchange of news and information, as well as advertising and other related promotional areas. It is with these overall co-operative efforts in mind that both organizations publicly indicate our determination to maintain and improve good relations in the future. Dave Williams Director of Publications (Enginews and Iron Warrior) Engineering Society “B” Len Gamache Editor-in-chief, Imprint

Objectivity answer for Enginews To the editor: It seems that recently within our society public awareness, concern and reaction to issues involving sexism. racism, pornography etc. has increased greatly -and well is thecase. However, along with concern over such issues often comes spurious and unwanted consequences. Namely censorship. Topical and highly visible issues such as this often evoke purely emotional and sometimes downright unintelligent reactions from those involved. Rational and sensible solutions are frequently overlooked because of each side’s reluctance to budge from its original often duly unconsidered point of view. It appears to me that the entire issue of censorship has both an emotional or reactionary and a logical or rational side. In principle, the idea behind censorship of anything, be it,Pay TV, theatre, films, literature etc. is one of a protective nature. In essence some regulatory body is empowered to oversee and control the effects that various aspects of media can have on our lives. In general it is done for the-overall good of all concerned. However, this principle often becomes distorted as it may happen the views of a few may be imposed on the lives of many. In addition it seems to reinforce theviewpoint that we as individuals are not rationally capable of deciding what is good and what is not good for our own selves. Both these points apparently contradict the basic fundamental concept behind democracy. So goes the argument against censorship. Pro censorship supporters would argue that left to ourselves we will all gradually allow ourselves to deteriorate to a state where we are shocked or offended by nothing. We would become immune to the indecent and the unjust and subject to the decay of the moral fibre of our society. Thus, an imposition of such a regulatory body is necessary to save us from ourselves. Clearly both views have their own relative merits. But my point here is not to debate the pro’s and con’s of censorship. It is rather to give an objective view of the effects the implications of censorship can have. We have seen it recently with the uproar over Pay TV’s Playboy channel on a national level and with the furor over recent Enginews issues on a close to home front. (Furthermore I’d like to point out that similar publications at the University of

British Columbia, the University of Reginaand the University of Toronto have all experienced similar situations.) Confrontations such as these lead only to situations where all parties involved will end up losers if somewhere along the line someone doesn’t say “hold on, calm down and think before you react”. In the Enginews issue threats by the University administration to take action with the Board of Governors only serve to feed the retaliatory fires within the engineering populus. On the other hand attempts by the Engineering Society and engineering students to stand up and defend the principles to the end only irks the administration further. Left to itself and to the emotional reactions involved the situation can only get worse (an eye for an eye . . .). It appears what is needed here is some breathing room for both parties. Realistically, both sides must decide what it is they are actually fighting for. The Engineering Society must see the logic in the University’sdesire to be disassociated with anything that causes such a public uproar while the administration must understand the basic principle Eng Sot feels it must defend. Furthermore, Eng Sot must take a realistic look at the actual issue involved. As an elected body it should be more concerned with defending the “greater good” as it applies to engineering students (i.e. its own survival and continued high level of excellence) rather than the fortunes of a paper already well bruised or beaten (rightly or wrongly) by outside factions. The University on the other hand, must consider that even though the Engineering Society is responsible for its actions it did not intend to invoke such a response and should begiven theopportunity to amend itself. Taking unnecessary action against Eng Sot will only lead to a decrease in morale now)/and an increase in dissention between two bodies which should act together. * In short what is really required is for both parties to look seriously at the consequences of their actions and weigh them objectively. Perhaps then, needless arguing and pointless posturing can be avoided and the issue can be settled in a logical, rational manner so that no one emerges the complete fool! Richard Dunda 2A Systems Design

Objectiviktsgain club status: Rand’sph To the editor: March 2, Students of On Wednesday, a group dedicated to the Objectivisim, continuing study of Ayn Rand’s philosophy, was granted club status by the Committee of Presidents for the Federation of Students. At present the club is offering students access to literature and activities that would be of interest to people who seek to gain familiarity with Objectivism. It is difficult, in a short space, to explain the details of a philosophy, particularly since there would be no room for validation or proof. But, in the hope that I might plant a kernal of interest, I will focus on a few of Rand’s accomplishments. In tackling the ‘problem of universals’ (i.e. the problem of concept formation), Rand demonstrated that concepts are derived from

and do refer to the facts of reality. She achieved this by applying Aristotle’s law of identity to man’s cognitive ability and by describing the relationship this has with his environment (i.e. reality). In short, she validated man’s reason. Practical conclusions of her theory and observations in this context are the rejection of any theory-practice dichotomies which one obtains in philosophies Platonically based. For example, she rejected any dichotomy between moral and practical action, or the idea of a choice between knowledge and money, or love and sex. Another major accomplishment was her demonstration of the relationship between life and moral values; her theory demonstrates that ethics are objectively necessary for man and she validated man’s life as the standard of value without which no other values are possible (answering the frequently asked “why

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Sports recogflition is much appreciated To the Sports editor: I wanted to write to say thank you and congratulations to you and your staff on the excellent basket ball feature which appeared in the March 4th Imprint. It was very gratifying to my team and myself to receive such special recognition. The girls do put a lot of time and effort into their game and it is especially rewarding when the student newspaper recognizes your efforts. I am sure that the article will be an incentive for all my young hopefuls who someday could be the centre of such a feature. The Imprint has done an exceptional job this year in the reporting of varsity and Campus Recreation events. I hope that you will be able to recruit some more dedicated volunteers next year so that you can continue the good work. Sally Kemp Coach, Athena Basketball

Momentary whim costly to victim To the editor: This letter is directed to the person(s) who damaged my car. On Thursday, March 3, may 198 1 Toyota Tercel was parked in “A” lot between 630 and 10:00 p.m. During this time someone dumped a bag of salt pellets all over the car. By the time 1became aware of what had happened, the pellets had adhered to the paint and rolled into every crevice. It has been necessary to have the Toyota dealer remove panels and windows to get out the pellets. The car has been through a carwash three times, but I have been told that it will be necessary to have the hood and roof repainted to protect the car. The true extent of this damage will not be known for two years. This is the first car of my own, and I have enjoyed every minute of its possession since I bought it in October. Now I can look forward to watching my car rust and deteriorate at a rapid pace. For you, dumping that bag of salt satisfied a momentary I whim, I suppose. For me, it has destroyed my pleasure in my car, ’ and left me facing years of repairs, and a premature replacement of the car. Think twice before indulging in your urge for a prank. It is someone else who will pay the price. Lynne Vickson Book Store Staff

Classifieds impress To the editor: I am impressed! I have placed classified ads before, for the purpose of-selling things, but I have never had response like I had when I placed two classified ads in the Imprint. One of the items I was selling was sold within two hours of the paper being distributed, and the other (which I thought might be difficult to sell) was sold within five days. My thanks for providing such an inexpensive and effective means of advertising. Steve McDowell Math Alumnus

Bus push tragic irony? ; To the editor: After one reads, as it were, the most recent issue of “Enginews”, should the Engineering Society’s support of such organizations as Big Sisters be viewed as a tragic irony or Robert C. James blatant hypocrisy? - History & Philosophy Undergrad

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is life so valuable’?“). A practical conclusion of her theory was to regard men as independant individuals with inalienable rights; allowing them to, without apology or guilt. live for their own sake, not feeling obliged to sacrifice themselves to nebulous ‘social considerations’. A third accomplishment, less major philosophically, but perhaps her most controversial, was to defend man’s rights by stipulating that he have access to protection from the initiation of force (or fraud). A practical conclusion of her theory was a radical and inspiring defense of laissezifaire capitalism; it is, she maintained, the only system which did not violate human rights, and she called for a separation of state and economics. This included the withdrawal of interventionist government policy in the realm of production and trade along with the confiscatory and

redistributive tax s rusture that supported it. Her vision af man and life on earth was an inspiring visit n; no un. ertainty in his efl”icacy, no contradiction between his conviction and action, free to pursue his own happiness. Her ideal vision of man was a dynamic and yet magnanimous man. The conclusions and major platform for her ideas are in her novel Atlas Shrugged: a tale of the fate of the Earth when the magnanimous men go ‘on strike’ allowing other dichotomous philosophies to consume and destroy civilization. Students who are interested in learning more of her ideas may contact me by dropping a note in the on-campus mail addressed to D Zaharchuk, Dept. of Chemical Engineering. David Zaharchul Presiden Students of Objectivisn

Miserable victim of loneliness? Drop into the Earthen Mug To the editor: In a a response to Joyce Peterman’s discussion on “Coping with Loneliness“ (Feb. 18), Aniket Majumdar wrote that “there is no escape from the absurdity of existence” (Feb. 25). This is because “there are certain shades of loneliness which keep you company as long as you choose to live”. I contend that theexistence of loneliness in the human experience does not prove that human life is ‘absurd. Another equally probable alternative is that human life has an inherent purpose, loneliness resulting from our inability to implement that purpose in our living (through incapacity or ignorance). It may seem at this point that I have become

lost in wild speculation at the expense of reasonableness. But I suggest that just as Icannot prove that human life has a purpose, it cannot be proven that life is absurd. Both attitudes are a result of a ‘gut feeling’, a belief unsubstantiated conclusively, a ‘leap of faith’. Then, just as I can use the vast array of sensory impulses continually reaching my brain to support absurdity in life, I can also support purpose. I am currently taking Human Physiology (BIOL 233) and being continually confronted with evidence for purpose in life. If another were to look for contrary evidence, they would certainly find it.

To expand, a purpose of human life would have to have been determined outside of nature, that is, by God. I will also assume, without proof as before, that God wants us to , kaow this purpose. But how can God, who is outside nature, communicate to us who are in it? Through that part of us which is not natural. That is, our spirit or soul or conscience (I assume it exists). The Christian goes a step further; that the human purpose is to glorify God and to thereby bring joy and warmth to God’s heart. What then is loneliness? Is it not experiencing or being aware of an absence of communication of any sort? Is not true loneliness,

Campus Question inpoor taste To the editor: Re: Campus Question - Why are you glad you don’t go to Laurier? (Imprint, March 4). University of Waterloo is a fine educational institution. The freedom of choosing a university gives every student the incentive to take pride in their choice. There is absolutely nothing wrong with expressing admiration. However, wh6n pride is allowed to elevate itself to the point where it breeds malicious intent, then we’re all in serious trouble. Not only does our reputation suffer, but we also become increasingly narrowminded. Each university in Canada has its own merits, its own valuable contributions. Education, society’s most prized asset, is made available through the co-operation and endeavour of these dedicated institutions.

The proposition of such a question was unfair and in very poor taste, showing a total disrespect for Laurierfaculty and students. It’s a shame Mr. Maclsaac and Mr. Heringer (the “interviewers”) were spared the embarrassment of bumping into a crossregistered Laurier student. Let’s rid ourselves of this hauteur and ask one another why we’re glad we go to Waterloo. . Adhir Yelaja 1B University of Waterloo

that unmistakable gut feeling that cuts deep into your being bringing such despair that all seems absurd, being aware of your inability to communicate with God? Having been an ardent loner I lived with that morbid feeling most every day. But the thanks go to God who through Jesus the Christ reconciled me to Himself giving me a capacity to live out my inherent purpose. I am no longer a miserable victim of loneliness and absurdity. How can I be while in the presence of God? ,If you want to discuss this further come to the Earthen Mug Coffeehouse on Friday nights in the CC. Alan Sinclair Mathematics

Error found To the editor: In the most recknt issue of Imprint, you incorrectly stated that Randolph Duncan Arthur, Joanne Casteller, and myself were acclaimed to the Science, regular seats on students council. We yere in fact acclaimed to the Math, co-op seats. I believe that Edward Rensink and Mike Robinson will be the new Science, regular councillors. Ross Robinson 3B Math

Editor’s Note: The Campus Question in question was more of a response than anything else to a Question of the Week which appeared a few weeks ago in The Cord Weekly (WLU’S newspaper). Their question was, ” Why are you glad you don ‘t go to Waterloo?” Both questions were meant in jest.

Fed Council: no meetingsthis term To the editor: The Federation of Students’ council never fails to amaze me. Last Sunday, for the fourth time this term, a Federation council meeting was cancelled due to lack of quorum. Not one council meeting has been held this term. I, along with the other councillors who attempt to come to every scheduled meeting, am more than slightly upset about this. Each council meeting has a fairly lengthy agenda, and with each cancelled meeting the agenda gets longer. Of course, some items must be dealt with by a certain time and action on them must be taken by the Board of Directors and the Federation

executive. Then students complain about the Federation doing things without going to Federation council. Littledo theyrealize that the Federation cannot go to council if council cannot obtain quorum. The councillors must be available for most council meetings so the executive does not * have to take unsanctioned I action. The Federation election for 1983-84 has just been held. Please ensure that your councillors make an effort to attend scheduled meetings. Remember, the councillors are your input into your Federation. W. Jim Jordan Chairman, Board of Communications Outgoing Math Co-op Councillor

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Iranian Baha’i’s are victims of pogrom To the editor: The Baha’is of Iran, since the inception of the Baha’i Faith in the middle of the last century, have lived in a climate of constant represssion, characterized by frequent outbreaks of violence and bloodshed. Thousands of its adherents have been branded-as heretics and put to death in circumstances of appalling cruelty, while hundreds of thousands more have been the objects of malevolent religious persecution.

ary Iran have absolutely no civil rights or liberties - no right to have a civil marriage, education, employment, no right to practice their religion. Many Baha’is have been executed on ludicrous charges. A public presentation on the nature and development of the current persecutions, and .t.he subsequent response by various governments and international organizations to the pogrom that is emerging is being sponsored by the University of Waterloo Baha’i Club, on Monday, 14 March, at 7:30 p.m. in CC Rm. 110. J. MacTavish Baha’is on Campus

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‘o the editor: A tip of the hat to Mssrs. Marshall and Moffat for probably the nly constructive criticism given to the Bombshelter. I think it’s .me to hear from those who enjoy the pub instead of those who re so intent on thoughtlessly whining about it. I, as well as Andy and Glen enjoy the music of the Bombshelter nd I feel that the introduction of newer music to the pub was in ict a glimmering of light in the murkey minds of the macho mentality so often visible here in Waterldo.

I unfortunately had been led to believe that university was a place to promote free and/or radical thought as well as reward innovative ideas. That certainly is not usually true at the University of Waterloo. I wonder if all the hitchers are not willing to live in the present and think into the future instead of existing in the past? Why don’t we all let the past lie, go to the pub and give something new a chance? Brian Demoe 3B Electrical Engineering

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To a certain male don of V 1. Frank, we love you in your cords. When do we get to see’ you in your Jordaches? Mikey - 33 at Scoops: care to lick a banana split ice cream, come with us tonight? P.S. It dawned on us that Miss T. M. and her lies are full of it. Your Sweet Maries. Paul The “Pouff”, sorry, but the stocks aren’t rallying you’ve been demoted to making us hot chocolate! E. B. Starlets. Susie Q: you sure do drive me crazy in your skin tight blue jeans, hope you’re as bad in your twenties as you were in your teens. Happy Birthday Damian. P.R.P. - Happy 2 1st, you old man. These last couple of months together have been wonderful. Here’s to Grand Marnier, great legs, English and long converlessons, sations. Cheers - Garfield. Big Sister What’s your favourite showdog? Mine’s the .”

Bolton Beagle, an even temperament and very attractive in every way, I wish I had one. Forget the five years, take me as I am. - Little Brother.

Acton Farmer seeks girl with tractor for companionship and possible marriage. Send picture of tractor to Box 69, Sunnydale.

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Mr. Dave B. has recently been appointed President of FLOW (Feminist Liberation of Waterloo). Mike Martelli: the baby is due next week! My wedding dress is getting a little tight. Please hurry! Monza. To the Pot Lucky Boys: It was a real ball (be it soccer or meat)! What is your stance on Nuclear Proliferation? See you at the circus, The White Wine Women. The Mark of the Z strikes again! Come-see Zorro’s fairer brother in action!! (Check out Thursday’s Campus Events). Thomas Gerard: You never did show me your appendix scar. Ha ha. Your hormone Monza. J., C., & P (R. too!) Thanks guys! With people like you around it’s hard to go wrong. M.C.O. Dear Secret I’d love to Thanks for as sweet as

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I’m taking a survey, Does anyone out there really wear boxer shorts? Call Fluffy 88870 16 with responses. Cyndi Pooh Bear: Congratulations - you finally got ringed - or is that rung? Chemical Engineering will never be the same! N&T. Rob baby! I didn’t believe what was said about your ‘hot’ hands. so I asked Hen. I guess it’s true. Cam L: Add a little spice to your life. Dinner is all it will take. Salt & Pepper Shaker Takers! Partner: Thanks for listening - I still think it was Geek! I want to return in Sept. and give it another shot. I wouldn’t trade the last 8 months .for anything. It’s hard to keep a partnership when 2,300 miles separates you. Love“In control” Mike B: Look into our crystal ball - you will see your crystal glasses. Call us sometime to make dinner plans. To Mikethe MASH Wiz: I’ma fan of MASH too! I thought of you when the war ended, but you and I will never end. When 5 O’clock Charlie returns . . . we’ll meet in the “Bombshelter” together. Hotlips. Thanks for your Bird: support! So glad we missed the quasi-formal! McKenzie To the passionate person (M or F) who intends to break Bean’s ,celibacy contract, please don’t . . . we’ve tried. Ableedablik and Rye-on-cot. Mathilda: Happy Birthday, from Peter and Frank, & S.G. Ronny B. I’ve noticed that you’ve been trying to squelsh damaging innuendoes about

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For Sale Oak and steel office desk. Kidney shaped desk, glass top table and desk. 2 credenzas, variety of swivel chairs, odd chairs, tables. 120 Northfield Dr. East, .5 miles from King. 884-2806. Sailboat. 18 ft. solid mahogany, Lightening with fibreglas hull. C/W 2 sets of sails, spinnaker, trailer. Best offer. 886-6222. 11 cu. ft. Sears Kenmore Freezer. Six months old, under warranty. $250 Kelvinator Auto Dishwasher. Not a gem but very reliable. Best offer. 886-6222. Technics Direct Drive Turntable and Kenwood KR36000 Receiver 22 watts. $300. Excellent condition. Phone Graham 884-l 7 10, ext. 24 I during day, Stereo amplifier, Kenwood integrated circuits, used only 1/ 2 year, excellent condition with 25 A side. Call 884-5206 or 886-6686. 4 Trumpet, Reynolds, Silver finish, in excellent condition, used only I/ 2 a year. Carrying case included. Asking $350. Call 884-5206 or 886-6686.

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Apt. available from May to August ./ Two bedroom, suitable for f9ur students. 5 min. walk from U of W. $250/ month utilities included. Phone: 885-1418.

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$25 Reward. Lease wanted for a townhouse (preferrably in Sunnydale) for Sept ‘83. Subject to our approval. Phone 884-6148 or 886-4462.

Wanted one townhouse for Sept 83 to May 84. Large enough for five. Call Peggy at 884-5388 or Suzanne at 8845696.

Fantastic Summer Offer for 2 females. Two housemates required May-August. Both can have their own furnished bedrooms in new luxury townhouse (2 complete bathrooms, washer & dryer) located only 5 minute stroll from campus behind “Chances R. Call Janet 7424746.

Wanted: Townhouse for 4. girls for Fall ‘83. Close to U of W Campus. Call 884-6508, 884-9036,884-6 196.

Apartment to rent May-Sept 1983. 20 minute walk to U of W. Hazel St. Rent negotiable. 886-6946.

Townhouse/House. 4 upper year students, starting Sept 1983. Willing to lease. 8845048 or 884-9896 anytime.

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‘opular Educator wanted for he Waterloo Public Interest Research Group. She/ he will e responsible for: organizing vents on and off campus, romotion, publication reduction and liaison with Dmmunity groups. Staff ,ork co-operatively and reort to a student board of irectors. We are a studentlnded organization commit&d to meaningful social lange in environmental and umanitarian concerns. alary $310.00/40 hr. week us benefits. Send resume to ‘PIRG, University of ‘aterloo, Waterloo, N2L 31 by March 21st.

Will do light moving with a small truck. Also rubbish removal. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff 884-283 1.

‘anted Seven Mini-Bus rivers for Campus Day, lesday, March 22, 1983. ust have “F” class drivers :ense. Salary $5.00 per hour. me: 8:00 - 12:00 noon or 10 -- 4:30. Please contact 2il Ruetz in the Visitors :ception Centre, ext. 3 164. rcellent opportunity to quire Teaching Experience Irking with New Canadians a volunteer basis. Call .mela Comens, 578-5470 [on-Thurs a.m.). .unich: Willing to rent )oks, articles, photos and/ or of Munich, West des :rmany, for use in an oral presentation. Id written squire: Physical, social, iltural, and economic Response from aterials. or :rman visa students :ent visitors to Munich eferred. Call: Scott 74488, Perry 884-0759. tinted: 2 new clients. One :nt went on a work term to lgary and the other says he lght something (imposle): Special rates and fast vice will be given to the first ) recipients. Harold’s V.H. lnted: One seductive :kend at Agnew Lake. ?e and steaks on me. No lerience necessary. No llications turned down. luirements: Initials must T.G.T. Monza.

Rooms available for May/Aug in spacious home close to universities. Reasonable summer rates. Call 744-7034.

Typing 25 years experience; no math reasonable rates; papers, Westmount area; call 7433342. 1 Experienced typist, IBM Selectric self-correcting, engineering symbols, reasonable rates, will pick-up and deliver to campus. Mrs. Lynda Hull, 579-0943. Experienced typist. IBM Electric. Will pick and deliver. Reasonable rates. 744-1063. Experienced typist will do essays, work reports, etc. Fast, accurate work. Reasonable rates. IBM Selectric. Lakeshore Village, near Sunnydale. 885-1863. Professional typing at reasonable rates. Fast, accurate service. Satisfaction guaranteed, carbon ribbon with lift-off correction. Call Diane at 576- 1284.

3 bedroom Townhouse to sublet May-Aug’83. Option to renew lease. Finished basement, 2 full bathrooms. Washer and dryer, 3 minutes from campus. Phone 8887356. For Rent: Sunnydale Townhouse May-Aug/ 83. 4 bedroom, partly furnished. $386.OO/month. 885-0225. Convenient location: A nice 2 bedroom apt for rent May to August. $260/ monthly. Call at 886-9855. Fully furnished 3 bedrooms to rent from May 1st to Sept 1st. Cable, parking, phone. Corner of Columbia and Hazel. Only $120.00 per room per month plus utilities. Phone Joe at 886-8327. One roommate needed for luxurious Sunnydale townhouse, all comforts of home, close to campus, laundry and Pizza Palace. $100 month, lease possibility. Eric 8866673. 2 bedroom apartment for rent. May1/83 - Aug 31/83. and subsequent alternating terms. Located near KW Hospital. $323.00 month. Phone Bob/ Dave 579-3945 Pool, air conditioning! One bedroom apartment available

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Two bedroom apt available May 1/83toAug31/83.Super location 5 minutes to Campus Centre, Married Students - 10 minute walk to either Waterloo Square or Westmount plaza. Furnished. Laundry room. Parking $3 lo/ month. Utilities and Cable TV included. Phone 888-6669. Furnished two bedroom basement apartment, May Aug. Kitchen, four piece bath, laundry, separate entrance, parking. $270/month. Jeff at 886-7355.

3 bedroom furnished condominium available May August! Refrigerator and stove, living room, unfinished basement (Great for parties!), garage, backyard. Only $4OO/month & utilities. Location: Kitchener, near Fischer-Hallman and Queen’s - 8 minute drive, bus stop practically in front of door! Call soon! (Joe, Paul or Drew at 578-7521).

Job Wanted Experienced young woman willing to do spring cleaning. Window washing, yard cleangarden work. Very re?sonable rates. Call 8856115 anytime.

Student Job Centre The Canada Employment Centre Ifor Students is now open. On Campus student registration will be held on March 14th, 15th and 16th between 11:OO a.m. and 2:00 p.m. in the Campus Centre Great Hall. If you are looking for summer employment in this area and plan to return to school in the fall, register with the Canada Employment Centre for Students. Additional information can be obtained by calling 579-l 550, ext. 301.

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Bloodless Accident DICK GRAYSON STAFF WRITER

A single car accident early Saturday morning has claimed the life of Nicholas Wyndham, age 21. The accident apparently occured between three and four AM and was discovered by an OPP patrolman in the course of his patrol. The cause of the accident is unknown. Wyndhamapparently went out of control, hit a barrier and rolled

over several times, coming to rest upon several bales of hay, near Highway 21. Wyndham was unemployed and a native of Duffering who had lived in this area since the death of his parents in 1978. He had no known relatives. ’ Police spokespersons have refused to comment on the possibilities of foul jilay. However, theyareat a loss to explain the total absence of blood both at thesceneofthecrimeandin the body of the deceased.

WYNDHAM, Nicholas T. Burial is to take place in Los Angeles. On Saturday, September 11, He is survived by Dr. Michael on Highway 21 by violence, Morbius, a distant relative. Nicholas Telemachus Wyndham, of 105 Chestnut St., Apt. VARNEY, Thomas - On Sat3, Kitchener. Nicholas was urday, in hospital, of illness, at born in Dufferin. the age of 9 I. Born in Hamilton. Predeceased by his parents, Thomas had no known relBruce and Elvira Wyndham of atives. He had beenemployed for years in a candle factory, dut had Dufferin. retired in 1955. He is survived by A member of the 13th Boy his wife, Laura, who is serving a Scout Troop and a past lif2 stmence at a maximu~i, member emeritus of the 4-H security prison in Kingston. club. Nicholas graduated from ’ Services will be held in the Robert Borden Collegiate InChurch of Infinite Patience as stitute with honours in/ 1980. wished by the deceased. Funeral Service was held at Ratz-Bechtel at city expense. To be interred at Westmarch Memorial Gardens on Monday, September 13. CORTMAN, Benjamin L. On Friday, September 10, Benjamin Lawrence Cortman passed away in his home. Resident of Pleasance Road in Waterloo, Benjamin had been born in Lost Angeles. Predeceased by his wife, Frieda, and his parents, Johanne and Gretl Cortman of Munich. A ten-year Uniroyal employee and amember of the Friday Niters bowling team, as wellasamemberoftheVFWand Kiwanis.

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Eight top-notch performers from Theatresports Toronto, a handful from Hamilton, and a home-town team from Waterloo will be competing in the first official Southern Ontario regional Theatresports game. The game, to be held March 19th hereat the University of Waterloo, will feature multiple rounds of improvisational comedy pitting players from each city against each of the others. The Toronto players have given a good showing in all their past peformances in Waterloo, and have easily defeated teams from both other cities on several occasions. However, Waterloo and Hamilton have both been developing new players, and predictions of the possible outcome are varied. Toronto Theatresports has been enormously successful, drawing crowds of up to 300 to their Wednesday night games at Harbourfront last summer. Regular Theatresports watchers say this partly accounts for their higher calibre of play and more experienced players. However, long-standing and successful Toronto teams have been breaking up, and new teams re-forming; it remains to be seen whether these new teams are up to the same level of play. 1 The game will be’played in the Theatre of the Arts, instead of the rehearsal studio in the Humanities building where local Waterloo

Renaissance musicians to perform at dinner concert The Musicians of Swanne Alley, a name that is borrowed from a 16th-century professional Elizabethan ensemble, now identifies a versatile group of 20th-century performers specializing in the late Renaissance English and Italian repertory. Formed in 1976, they have been featured on several television and radio

programs, including “Camera 3” and “St. Paul Sunday Morning”. In the course of their peformances across the United States and Canada, they have appeared at Alice Tully Hall in Lincoln Centre, the St. Lawrence Centre in Toronto, the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C., the Three Centuries Festival

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games are usually held. The move is intended in part to accommodate Rogers Cable Television, who plan to videotape the event for subsequent broadcast; Rogers technicians have pointed out the difficulty of setting up multiple cameras and sound systems in the smaller rehearsal studio. This will be the first time a game in Ontario region will be videotaped, though in Calgary (where Theatresports originated) the practice is more common. If successful, it may lead to regular televising of Theatresports games in local communities. Current plans for the evening are to have three rounds, allowing each team to go up against eachof the others. It isexpected that all participating cities will be supplying judges. So far there is no word on the possible participation of the newly-formed Theatresports Brantford. After a respectable showing at their first game in Waterloo two weeks ago, the Brantford players expressed interest in further inter-city matches. A definite commitment one way or the other is expected later this week. The March 19th game in some ways represents a warm-up for the massive National Championships to be held in Toronto the week of May26. Participants from Calgary and Vancouver are expected to attend, and the possibility exists that the French-language team from Quebec may be there as well.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream is Shakespeare’s happiest and funniest play. For most of the human characters confusion begins when they enter the weird forest outside the city. The cause of all the confusion is the fairy world which is in the midest of a. vicious civil war. Everything is, of course, eventually brought under control again, but not before dream has turned into nightmare, affection into hatred and love into lust.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream, directed by W. R. Chadwick, will be performed in the Humanities Theatre from Tuesday, March 15 to Saturday, March 19, at 8:00 p.m. There will also be a matinee on Thursday, March 17 at 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $5.00 for general admission and $3.00 for students and seniors. For more information, please call the University of Waterloo Centre for the * Arts Box Office at 885-4280. I’ ’

in Elora, Ontario and the Indianapolis Festival of Early Music. A highlight of the 198182 season wasa two week concert tour of Great Britain, sponsored by the Early Music Network. Their first recording, entitled Swanne Alley: Popular Music of Elizabethan England, is scheduled for release this Spring (1982) on the Focus label. Al~~ew?sb?a%oft?da~ semble in the KW Chamber Music Society Gourmet Dinner Concert series. Dinner reservations are necessary. Dinner and concert for l-3 persons is $24 each, for four or more persons, $20 each. Tickets for the concert are only $10, $7 for seniors or students. The concert will be held in the Conrad Grebel Chapel at 8:30. Dinner is in the dining room at 7:O0. For more information, or for reservations, phone 886-1673.

Gallery features art exchange . display three of his or her works. Selections by Deirdre Chisholm, Karen Fletcher, Nick D. Lobodycz, Susan D. Shantz, Art Green, Ken Nutt, Karen deJong, Glenn Elliot, Mary Celestino, Taffy HornEach participating comell, Wayne Tousignant, and Brian E. Brown will form the munity will be represented by four artists, each of whom will exhibition. The Kitchener-Waterloo Art Gallery will be featuring the Kitchener-Waterloo/ Stratford/ Windsor Exchange from February 10th to March 27th. I

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UW’s Dance Student Workshop is getting better. Their work, ranging from Renaissance to punk rock, shows great effort and dedication to their craft. Imprint photos by Michael Provost

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by Chris Bauman Imprint staff The Dance Student Workshop is getting better. Last Saturday it came off in Theatre of the Arts, a most appropriate space for this kind of dance performance - intimate, informal and friendly. No procenium to ward off the audience, no dazzling light to cover the supposed nakedness of beginner dancers and d&cemakers. The programme tyas ninety minutes long - a good length for dance.‘The pace was quick; transitions from one dance to another were smooth; lighting was simple and unobtrusive. The dancers were not highly-skilled but frequently the talents they had were brought out. Animation (or a sense of presentation if you will) was evident in many of the dancers - a welcome relief from the deadpan faces of past shows. The works ranged from Renaissance to punk rock. La Cachucha reconstructed from notation by professor Rymanfor Janet Hamilton, was a quiet delight. A beautiful white and burgundy dress off-set Hamilton’s dark completion and swirling movements. Although a Spanish flavour was missing and her footwork was not articulate, Hamilton gave a charmed and charming rendition of this physically demanding piece by Fanny Elssler, flashing from soft, undulating movement to darting back arches. Another work from the past was 17th Century Tirsi Choni, based on a story-dance, choreographed by Janet Wason. Because the steps danced during the Renaissance could not be seen (long dresses obscured vision), involved floor patterns were imperative in holding an audience’s interest. * Wason used her own strength in this area to fine advantage. Her six dancers wove from one formation to another, intricate floor patterns flowing through. Two lines would intertwine into a circle into a maze of movement to end in groups of one two and three. Again facial presentation was strong. The first humorous relief of the programme came late in the second half. Professor Officer’s Links (one of two ballet pieces in the show) had five girls dance connected to each other throughout. The challenges of this came to light through swingings of legs over backsides, squabbles over who holds whose hand for the infamous cygnet saunter and four dancers pirouetting into partners while the fifth grapples with being odd

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man out. it was good movement fun, with well-rehearsed, straight-faced and twinkle-eyed dancers. Gabby Miceli’s Tupperware Party proved to be another clever bit of fun and the-show closer. The programme read only eighteen dancers - it looked like fifty. To warbles of lovelorn Tony from Westside Story, these ladies radiated “starstruckedness” to, glassy-eyed, pill-popping zombie-housewives to bored cynics. The individual characterizations carried this “minimal movement” piece while the choreographer’s strength in working with large groups was proven again in her staging and simple, effective group gestures. The strongest student piece of the show was Shades of an Evening, choreographed and danced by Ursula Van Buskirk. She played to her strengths - sensitive use of the upper body (some fine expression through her back and the use of arms), a sensual quality of movement and a command of the space. she showed abrupt changes of dynamics and a degree of flexibility in facial expression, She stayed away from too much aerial use of her lower body and legs which have neither the aesthetics nor the strength of expression of her upper body. The middle section of this solo was in silence - peculiar as it changed the quality of the atmosphere she had created with the first section. Although not jarring, I found my perception of the piece was changing from the persona1 (or emotional) to the abstract, therefore becoming less powerful. Still, as a workshop piece, Van Buskirk is sure to do more experimentation with this solid work. The other pieces of the workshop showed a genera1 improve ment in choreographic craft, from the past. Floor patterns were somewhat more sophistocated; a sensitivity to dynamic change was sometimes evident. Movement quality and originality is not to be expected within a workshop setting; most of these young choreographic hopefuls do not have astrong grasp yet, of the various dance techniques available to them - therefore they are not ready to manipulate the established forms or use them as a springboard to search for their own style. Nor have they taken the choreography courses offered by the Dance Dept., which will aid them in learning the craft of dancemaking and the trappings thereof. Their hard work came through in a strong show and an entertaining Saturday afternoon.

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get mixed by John McMullen Imprint staff The London Savoyards have class. Swallowtails, gowns with ruffles, black ties against the white crispness, the full curtsey and the English accent. It is the accent that does it, I think. It is like listening to a show performed in its native language. Let’s talk Gilbert and Sullivan for a moment. These operettas are possibly the longest-lived froth entertainment to still reach the masses. The popularity of G & S has perhaps been limited by the following facts: It takes three songs before your ears adjust and you can make out most of the words, and the songsare called by their first lines. This latter leads to such titles as We’re Called Gondolier-i and When Our Gallan’i Norman Foes, which are not among the titles to top the popcharts. This doesn’t matter to the fans, but it may alienate those who are uncertain about Gilbert and Sullivan. f Also, some schools have rammed the operettas down assorted juveniles. They have treated the operettas as though they were classics. Maybe they are. But they were froth first. So we had an evening when a number of genuine English people came to us to sing some of the songs from the operettas. And they had class. The show was not an introductory for the world of Gilbert and Sullivan. Someone who

review knew nothing of their work would be, I think, confused and frustrated and consequently bored. This is a shame, because G & Scan be fun. But for the fans it was an excellent show. Standing somewhere between the twogroups, I have a few minor criticisms. The songs performed were not from the better-known operettas. Of 32 selections, ten were from The Gondoliers, a show I would not rank with their best. Only one song came from The Pirates of Penzance (Poor Wund’ring One, what else?) and two from HMS Pinafore. The obvious conclusion is that The World of Gilbert and Sullivan is trying to educate us. My other complaint is that the Savoyards seemed to miss a lot of the humour inherent in thesongs. Theywereawareofmuchofit,andit may simply be that they would not burlesque themselves to make jokes obvious. On the positive side, they had wonderful voices. Patricia Cope and Gillian Knight were the two women in the cast, and Peter Pratt and Geoffrey Shovelton were the gentlemen. The four of them were ably accompanied by Richard Balcombe. It is difficult to say where this show fits in, who it is most accessible to. I would have to say that the show is best for the already-fans, and that those wishing an introduction to Gilbert and Sullivan try something a little more popular, like the Stratford Mikado.

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Margaret Atwood will discuss her newest work, Second Words: Selected Critical Prose, as part of Wilfrid Laurier University’s Meet the Author series on March 15th. She will speakat 3:30p.m. in the Turret lounge atop the university’s student union building. Second Words is Atwood’s 20th book and her

first non-fiction work since the best-selling Survival and contains more than 50 reviews, essaysandaddressesfrom the past 20 years. It is about writers and writing, Canadian letters and nationalism, men and women, liberation and politics. Paul Fischer, manager of the Laurier Bookstore in the

Concourse, said the author will discuss the book, then take part in a question-andanswer period, followed by refreshments, sale of the book and autographing. The event is offered free as a public service of the Laurier bookstore with assistance from the university’s student government.

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guest conductor. Renowned world-wide for their superb musicianship and Known as Canada’s muskeen sense of- wit, the irrevical diplomats, the Canadian erent Canadian Brass will Brass was chosen a the first soon return to Kitchener for a brass ensemble ever to tour full evening of musical fun with the People’s Republic of the Kitchener-Waterloo * China, and has given’ Symphony Orchestra. command performances for The occasion is the such dignitariesas Queen Elizupcoming “Pops” concert on abeth. They have carried the Friday and Saturday, March Maple Leaf to Europe, the Far 11 and 12 at 8:00 p.m. Brian east, the United States and Jackson, Associate ConducJapan, giving over 100 contor with Orchestra London certs a year in the U.S. alone. and the immensely popular Prolific recording artists conductor of the Christmas (four albums in 1980 alone) “Pops” concert, returns as and television stars (on a

variety of programs from Johnny Carson to Sesame Street), the Brass inspired Peter‘Schickele to write the -comic horse-opera “Hornsmoke” especially for them. The madcap film “Arnold, Dog of the North” also featured the ensemble along with mad scientists, flying saucers and extraterrestrial terriers. Tickets are $10, $12, $15 ($8, $10, $12.50 - students seniors), and are available a; the Centre in the Square.

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Gang of Four: Inescapable by Larry May Imprint staff Too much reverberation on an already mannered vocal delivery and nobody understood a word at Superskate Seven last Saturday. Instrumentally, Viva Libido plays very well in a current vein, but when you’re waiting for Gang of Four anything less than great becomes more of an annoying nuisance than a listening pleasure: those vocals have got to go. Silence at last (or quieter taped music) and thoughts range.. . Gang of Four; something about China: images of people on trial in a courtroom seating thousands; a sea of sallow faces with workers caps over them; a small but proud group under close guard sitting tense at the front, an aura of secrecy and severity: who are these guys? Five people take the stage: three men, two women. The lead singer smiles and mumbles some sort of introduction but goes unnoticed because he’s flanked by assasins. A compact man in loose khaki is holding a machine gun disguised as a guitar, eyes narrowed in contempt sweeping over the crowd. His accomplice, a lithe woman in ruby spike slippers and a baggy black suit holds the larger weapon, she hits the strings and shakes the very air. The air is alive. It’s dominated by a mean low driving bass that hits you in the chest and tightens your throat. The music is aggression leashed: spare, serious, intense. The stage is dominated by the presnce of the lead guitarist: he seems both just barely and yet totally in control of his instrument. His movements are minimal; held in check by the set of this jaw. The woman playing bass moves even less, just rocking her knees to the hard rhythm. They complement each other, both musically and visually. At times our ears and eyes have to check twice as the two, while standing ten feet apart and playing separate riffs, become one entity playing one music. And what music it is. Usually when one hears a band for the first time one tends to try and categorize them under a general typological heading. Gang of Four refuse to be pigeon-holed. The best one can do is a comparative composite. The lead guitar is scratchy and tight without distortion, akin to the guitar sound of Joy Division. The bass is reminiscent of later Talking Heads, no jazz and only a nuance of funk. The lyrics are mostly political. The closest they get to a love song is call-me-up, which if a little wilder, could have been done by The Jam. The bitterness of such songs as it doesn’t matter and poverty left some people standing still. The music made you move; a compulsive synchronization with an inescapable rhythm, while the lyrics made you stop and listen. The message dominated the movement. The performance, although certainly deserving applause, seemed to transcend the screaming and whistles of the crowd. It warranted thought and appreciation more than anything else. Gang of Four are not pop stars, they are musicians who are serious about what they say and what they play.

rhythm Such a band is a rarity in today’s quick money music world. One can only hope that they never “become what they never intended to be” by losing their conviction in the wash of success that will inevitably engulf them. I intend to become much more familiar with a band I wish I’d been introduced to long ago. It is the introductory agency of bookings such as this that give the Waterloo student an edge onentertainment. Gary Stewart is to be commended for bringing an act of this calibre to Waterloo. Gang of Four, led by John King’s mostly political vocals and Sara Lee’s left-handed guitar work, proved to the fans at Superskate Seven (a roller skating rink in Waterloo) that they are not pop stars - they are musicians.

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Downer Back To Nowhere Strangeness Beauty C-Note The album Back To Nowhere is a fine example of contemporary jazz. It is currently riding the CKMS album chart at the number two position, and justifiably so. Strangeness Beauty is composed of three talented musicians, Ron Allen, David Pitch, and Mike Sloski. Individually they all have done considerable work on the Toronto club circuit, encompassing a wide cross-section of styles. Ron Allen, who plays saxophone and

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synthesizer, has played with the likes of Martha and the Muffins. Back To Nowhere consists of seven medium length compositions of various textures and styles. The opening track, Bop, is an upbeat selection, pairing David Pitch’s intricate bass line off against the versatile synthesizer work of Ron Allen. The other extremity is Mountain Song, with its mournful saxophone layered over a peaceful bass. The other songs range between these two peices forming a complete and coherent link. All in all the album is quite enjoyable and satisfying listening. None of the instruments overpower the others, but rather combine to produce a sound which is very accessible. Back To Nowhere is a welcome relief from the mainstream pop sound, typical of many Canadian bands today. It is certainly an album that jazz fans should check out and certainly a good starting album for those who are uninitiated to jazz music. Strangeness Beauty plays Saturday, March 19th at Siegfried Hall, St. Jeromes. The price for the concert is $4 (feds), and it promises to be a very enjoyable evening. The album Back To Nowhere, has a limited distribution in this area. It is only available at this time, at the Record Store in the Campus Centre, but should be available elsewhere within the next week or so. It definitely is an excellent addition to any record collection

Adams needs to grow but should make it big

by Andra Zutis Imprint staff Cuts Like A Knife Bryan Adams A&M\ Bryan Adams has said, “The best artists in he world, I think, are people who write their bwn songs. It’s import%itF@t you believe Jhat you say - that’s why I write my own nusic. If you can pull it off and make it beevable, that’s the sign of a true artist. Hopeally, what you’re doing instinctively will be ight, because that’s all you can do.” Certainly after the rock album You Want t, You Got It, Bryan Adams’ second, no one ould dispute that Bryan Adams has one of the est voices suited to rock and roll in Canada at resent. With a start in songwriting as opposed to nging, Bryan Adams built up a great reputat)n writing for bands such Prism, Kiss, and overboy, but at present is performing his own Dngs. He has a career as a singer on the roll ith nothing short of ambition, determination ?d confidence. “If you’re a songwriter, you give yourself pedibility if you can get some covers. If you’re singer and you can sing your own tunes and (ecute them with some sort of conviction, rat’s credible, too. And if you can establish lurself as an artist, that’s the payoff of the :her two, isn’t it . . .“, says Adams. Touring with bands such as Foreigner, The inks and Loverboy in 1982, and with Hall and iats in 1983, has also certainly helped him zcome more recognized as a true artist. During, says Bryan, “was a great experience r me. It brought me in front of a lot of people,

and it made me want to perform songs that I thought would appeal to them.” Aside from Adams, who plays guitar and keyboard, the touring group consists of guitarist Keith Scott, bassist Dave Taylor, drummer Mickey Curry and keyboardist Tommy Mandel. Twenty-three year old Bryan Adams’ third album has recently been released, titled Cuts‘ Like a Knife and he says, “This album is the best thing I’ve ever done. I’ll tell you, it’s better than any girlfriend I’ve ever had.” I’m glad someone thinks that Cuts Like a Knife is the best thing that Adams has ever done. It’s a good album, but doesn’t quite come up to the vibrancy and excitement of You Want It, You Got It. Adams worked on Cuts Like a Knife with the intention of making this record a version of what was being done on stage. “I wanted this record to sound really live,” he explains. “I figured this was what people ultimately wanted to hear. Most of the vocals are live, straight on the tape.” Well this certainly is a version of what was being done on stage, since more than half of the songs on the album are ones which have been heard before in concerts or having been previously done by other artists. Included among Cuts Like a Knife’s ten songs, (nine of which were co-written by Jim Valiance) is Adams’ own version of Straight from the Heart, which has been covered by many other artists. Also included is Lef Him Know, which Adams describes as “the other side of the story” told by Don’t Let Him Know, a song written for Prism, by Adams. The Only One, which opens the album, is a strong cut and Adamsdescribes thisas the “sort of sequel to Lonely Nights”, an equally strong cut from You Want It, You Got It. The title cut from Cuts Like a Knife is a catchy, sort of heavy metal pop song which has great meaning to Bryan Adams. He said, “I’m sure everyone’s had the experience of breaking up, but this one was meant to be. The line from the song is, “Cuts like a knife, but feels so right.” In other words, we broke up, but I’m glad we did it. It was tough for me to take, but it’s better this way.” This album definitely has its highlights and for those who are not familiar with Bryan Adams they could easily agree with Adams when he says that, “This record kicks ass.“As the same young man who threatend to call his last album Bryan Adams Hasn’t Heard Of You, Either, he still has some growing to do musically but he will be someone to look for on the Canadian music scene because he has everything you need to make it big.

SOFT CELL: new album a realflop by Terry Bolton Imprint staff The Art of Falling Soft Cell Polygram

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After the success of their first album, NonStop Erotic Cabaret, Soft Cell followed up with the twelve inch single, What!. Both were popular and played constantly in ba,rs, pubs, andclubstoget thecustomersupanddancing. With The Art of Falling Apart, Soft Cell have changed directions. The -group’s- concentration on producing songs that are fun to dance to has been re-

placed by attempts at social comment. The results are somewhat disappointing. Two prominent examples of this can be found on Numbers and Baby Doll. Both seem to drag on forever and, without a driving beat, tend to become. boring. Both also have an uneven feeling to them. Numbers seems ragged, while Baby Doll sounds heavy and morbid. It is possible to dance to some of the songs on this album. Forever The Same opens the album with harsh overtones and haunting backing vocals, but still has a dancing beat to it. Heat sounds like Human League’s Things That Dreams Are Made Of until the vocal starts, and then turns into another long song (16: 14) which loses its impact before it finishes. Here are some of its lyrics, which are typical of most of the tracks on the album: “Do you use up bodies like cigarettes? Do you need them for ego? Do you need them for sex?“, illustrating the way people degrade those around them. Along with Forever The Same, The Art of Fulling Apart and Kitchen Sink Drama are the most interesting. The title track is another tune that is suitable for dancing; which makes good use of the stereo effect. Sounds quickly travel back and forthfromspeaker tospeaker. At the other extreme is Kitchen Sink Drama which is unique on its own. It starts off with a vocal and piano duet intro, and moves into a gentle (but still slightly bopsalong)melody that has a pleasant atmosphere about it. One of the lines parallels Mother’s Little Helper by the Rolling Stones, when they say that, “it’sa good thing friends come in a little bottle.“This song comments on wives staying home waiting for their husbands returning from- work, while living the day in a fantasy. The cover of thealbumcanbe summed upin one word, bizarre. It would be stretching it a bit to say that the songs are also bizarre, but they are a bit different. More than likely The Art of Falling Apart will disappoint most Soft Cell fans, and will become an album quickly forgotten by most people. When you read the quote on the back of the cover, it is almost asif they expect to receive mostly negative reviews; “There is no musical barrier of people’s acceptance. The only musical barrier is the media. (Musical press, radio & television.) Remember what people cannot see or hear they cannot think about.”

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by Alala Adamson The 1983 indoor track season ended last weekend for most of the Warriors and Athenasat theOUAA/OWIAA Track and Field Championships in Windsor last weekend.

Two personal bests and a season’s best marked the women’s 1500m; Lisa Campfens finished fifth in 4:40.9, followed by Ulrike Zugelder in 4:50.1 and Rhonda Bell in 4:50.8. The men’s team had a harder go of it, finishing ninth The Athenas finished fourth as a team, with every with 13 points. Their leading individual performances athlete contributing points to the team’s total. Leslie were turned in by Larry Atkinson. who came sixth in the Estwick led the way with second place finishes in the 60m shot put, Kevin Houldcroft, who jumped 1.95m to take hurdles, running a personal best 8.73 seconds, arid a sixth in the high jump, and Rob Hardy, who ranaseason’s second place in the high jump at 1.73m, well shy of her - best 4:02.7 to get eighth place in the 1500. Also in the 1500, CIAU record 1.8 1m. Elain Veenstra matched her personal Andy Kticker stripped another 5 seconds from his best best in the high jump, clearing 1.70m to take fourth place. time to run 4: 10.1. The men’s competition was won by For the third straight year, Patti Moore was a medallist in Toronto, and the women’s by Western. the lOOOm., finishing second in 2:54.7 to Western’s Linda Leslie Estwick, Elaine Veenstra, and Patti Moore Gill be Orr. Lisa Amsden finished fourth in the 600m in 1:36.1, the Waterloo runners participating in the CIAU Champand Cathy Somers ran a personal best in the same event. ionships tonight and tomorrow in Toronto. t 1’ ,! *i t ~ ’ . , , _I_,‘: *’ _ :..+ 0 i +‘, i’ -, _I \ j , ‘I ’ / ,

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<Lynn Marshall leads Athenas to \ seventh place CIAO finish by Terry Bolton Imprint staff If someone-~wanted to sum up the 1983 Canadian Inter-university Athletic Union (C.I.A.U.) Swimming Championships in one word, that word would be ‘fast’. Out of the 32 swimming events, twenty-two of them have newC.1.A.U. records. In fact, there wasevena Canadian record broken in the process. The swimming championships took place last weekend twenty-three

in Sherbrooke, Quebec. In al!. universities took part, including

the Athenas and Warriors. Before commenting on braterloo’s performance, three other swimmers earned themselves special recognition. three won ail of their

Each one of these individual events in

timec;. Cameron I-Ienninf record breaking (University of Alberta) set a me-w Canadian record in the 200 m. Backstroke after winning the 100 m Back and the 400 m Freestyle. Nancy,

VGarapick (Dalhousie University) was ranked either first or secol;d in all on’ Phc women’5

events, and had no trouble winning the 200 m Individual Medley (I.M.), 200 m Free and 200 m Back. Kathy Richardson (Brock University) tookthe400m1.M.,800mFreeandthe200m Breaststroke. With swimmers of this calibre competing, it makes winning a lot harder for everyone else. Athena Lynn Marshall was no exception. As luck would have it, Marshall had to take on Garapick in the 200 m Free and Richardson in the 800 m Free. Swimming personal best times, Marshall-managed to grab second in bpth events. In addition, Marshall won her very first C. 1,A.U. gold medal when she captured the 400 m Free. Two

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by Donald Duench Imprint staff With a thrilling finish, the basketball Warriors proved the CIAU rankings accurate by beating York 66-65 to win the OUAA championship. The Yeomen, ranked fourth in Canada, couldn’t take Waterloo’s third-place ranking away from them, and will go into this weekend’s Regional play-downs with the hopes of meeting the Warriors again in the National Championships. From the start, Waterloo wascontent to stay with a slow, methodical game plan to remove the explosiveness of guard Enzo Spagnolo and the York fast break. The plan worked, but resulted in many UW fouls being called. After seven minutes, both Norris and Paul Van Oorschot had made two fouls, with Dave Burns substituting for Norris. The lead changed hands often in the first half, as each team followed an opposition basket with two points of their own. A 37-36 lead for the Warriors was removed by four straight points by York to end the half. Waterloo had a chance to close the gap to one, but took the last shot too early, and missed. During halftime, Warrior foul trouble was the main factor in looking ahead to the final twenty minutes. Waterloo had made twelve fouls, eleven of those by the starting five. Van Oorschot had three personals, while the rest were evenly spread among the remaining four. With York putting pressure on Peter Savich, going inside was a bit easier, as Steve Atkin’s 13 points in the first half’attested to. , With Van Oorschot in foul trouble, head coach Don McCrae sent Burns out to start the second half in Van Oorschot’s place. Burns responded withan impressive three-point play, and many steals. On his first steal, after a UW shot was missed and York seemed to recover, some *&ca/o* in the stands threw an empty pop can on the court in his direction. (Although the culprit wasn’t caught, the can seemed to come from the general direction of a group of drunken York supporters.) Savich and Van Oorschot each had four fouls with nine minutes remaining and the score tied at 56. A great rejection by Norris of a Spagnolo jumper fired up both the playersand fans as the time left dwindled. With 5:06 on the ‘clock, the York bench erupted as Peter Savich was called for his fifth foul, removing him from the rest of the game. A successful free throw‘ after the foul made the score 62-6 1 for U W. The score remained constant for the next three minutes, as turnovers and poor shooting

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took its toll on both sides. A successful jumper by York centre John Christensen was countered byanunusual bucket byNumber42. “Burnsie’s”jump shot hit the metalconnecting the rim to the backboard, bounced vertically in the air, and came down with a swish. Another Waterloo foul put Yeoman Mark Jones on the line with45 seconds left. He sunk both shots, making the score 65-64 for York. After a time out, the Warriors took the ball down court, looked the Y orkdefense over, and went for the outside shot. In the words of David Burns, “I had a good clear shot, so I took it. I was relieved to see it go in.” “Burnsie’s” shot, from 18 feet out, gave Waterloo the lead, but also gave York possession with 15 seconds remaining. A shot, from the baseline hit the side of the backboard, falling into Atkin’s waiting hands. Before any Yeomen had a chance to foul him, the buzzer sounded, and York’s string of OUAA championships was ended at three. According to coach McCrae, there may be a fourth York-Waterloo game sometime next week. “York might come back(totheCIAU’s). I’m not sure who’s the best basketball team yet.” “I can’t believe that we keep doing this type of stuff. We neutralized our average play with great rebounding. If we don’t have Randy in there, we’re at a disadvantage (against York). It’s nice to feel that you’re going to get better.” Burns, who was selected MVP of the game, led the Waterloo scorers with 19 points, withal1 but four coming in the second half. Atkin followed with 15 points. The Warriors were 28 for 69 (4 1%) from the floor, 10 for 16 (63%) from the field, and committed only 10 turnovers. For York, Grant Parobec also had 19 points, ahead of Rider at 16 and Christensen with 12. The Yeomen made 24 of 60 field goal attempts (40%), 17 of 24 free throw attempts (71%), and turned the ball over 33 times. Before the Final Four (CIAU’s), the Warriors will play an exhibition game against Toronto’s Estonia Sr. A. team, Saturday at 9 p.m. in the PAC. In an earlier game, Estonia beat U W by the score of 8 l-69. The Final Four starts Thursday night. The Warriors will play one of the Regional champions in the 9 p.m. game. A victory puts them in the CIAU championships next Saturday at 2 p.m. on national television, while a loss places U W into the game for third place next Friday at 9 n.m.

entrants

The three teams which willjoin Waterloo at the CIAU Final Four will be determined this weekend at the Regional playoffs in Edmonton, Brandon, and Fredericton. Each regional involves four of the best university basketball teams in the country competing in a single-elimination tournament. Each regional host club was given a bye into their own tournament. As well, five conference champions (Canada West, Great Plains (GPAC), OUAA East, Quebec, and Atlantic were admitted with the remaining positions filled by wild card teams. As the champion of the host conference this year, the Warriors received an automatic spot in the CIAU’s. The West regional in Edmonton features the Victoria Vikings, ranked No. 1 by the CIAU for the entire season, and Canadian champions for the past three years. Their first game will be against the Naismith champion Winnipeg Wesmen, currently ranked ninth. The other opening round game has the Alberta Golden Bears (12th) against St. Francis Xavier’s seventh-ranked X-men. Due to a rule preventing two teams from the same conference playing each other in the first game, Victoria could not go against Alberta. The Vikes should be able to advance to the Final Four without much difficulty. Brandon Bobcats qualified as both host team and GPACchampionfor the Midwest regional. The number two Bobcats will start

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against Dalhousie, ranked eleventh in the CIAU. In the other Regionalsemi-final, the Calgary Dinosaurs (6th) take on Quebec . champion .Concordia Stingers, who are ranked eighth. Based on what Brandon did in an exhibition victory over UW here last season, they also ought to emerge victorious. Waterloo’s last two opponents will be present at the East regional in Fredericton, N.B., The York Yeomen, still ranked fourth, tangle with the host New Brunswick club (13th), while the Atlanticchampion St. Mary’s Huskies (5th) will play the tenthranked Brock Badgers. This regional is up for grabs, with either York or St. Mary’s having the best chance to advance. All Regional semi-finals will be played Friday evening. The East final is set for Saturday afternoon, while the others are slated for Saturday evening. The Final Four matchups will be determined by the current rankings, as . noted above. The team with the highest ranking will play the lowest-ranked club, with the remaining teams meeting in the other game. If the top three teams win their regionals, Victoria would play York at 7 p.m. on Thursday, with the Warriors hosting Brandon at 9 p.m. As Waterloo owns the No. 3 ranking, they cannot face Victoria in the CIAU semi-finals, a situation that McCrae and his troops can only see as a boost to their chances of playing for the Championship at 2 p.m. on Saturday, March 19th. Donald Duench

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The above shot by Burns made the score 64-63 for Waterloo with less than a minute to play.

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“Ma&al arts is approximately nine old, and trains the body fas well as the mind”, commented Allan Evans, the president of the UW martial arts group. It is not only asport that demands a great deal of physical training, it also stresses mental concentration. In fact, it is more necessary to acquire a disciplined mental attitude than to be physically fit since the sport “utilizes twenty-five per cent of the body and seventy-five per cent of the mind.” Martial arts is divided into three separate groups: Aiki-jitsu, Karate, and Taekwondo. Aiki-jitsu is derived from the Japanese, and is usually a rougher sport than either karate or taekwondo. Karate is part Japanese and part Chinese, and is an extremely difficult sport to learn. “Taekwondo is derived from the Koreans and is more well-known since it is a world-wide organization,” expressed Evans. It tends to be very popular since it is fairly standard. No matter where you go, the techniques to be learned are exactly the same. Each of the three division of the martial arts are divided into seven belts: white, yellow, orange, green, blue, red, and black (in order of proficiency - black being the highest level). The black belt is further subdivided into ten levels. For each belt, there are aset of criteria to be performed. To date, there are very few tens alive in the black belt division. Instructors are usually the highest ranked. Allan Evans has been involved with the sport for twenty-five years, and has found it to be a very challenging, and itneresting sport. The sport is never boring; it always involves the process of learning. Evans is the president of the U W martial arts group, and the chief instructor of aiki-jitsu. His philosophy is that you get out of it what you put into it. “In order to make any real advancement, people must practice on their own”, stated Evans. This enables the athlete to progress twice as fast. Evans also emphasizes that “none of the instructors ask individuals to do something that they don’t feel they are ready for.” Evans also commented on the ratio of male to female in the group. Unfortunately, the enrollment of females is very low. In fact, “the very girls that you get, are the ones that don’t need self-defense”. You don’t have to be big and strong, mentioned Evans. As a matter of fact, the club has an eleven year old member who spars with any other member of the club -male or female. In the club, everyone is treated equal. Safety is a factor that is constantly stressed. In the six years that Evans has been involved with the university club, only two injuries have occurred. This is a remarkable feat, since approximately two thousand students have been involved with the sport during that time. “Martial arts is a way of life”, expressed Evans. It involves a very long process that takes at least three years of practice before an athlete gains proper control when executing movements. The point to be stressed however, is that of mental attitude. A positive outlook will enable anyone to enjoy the sport to its full capacity.

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