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meal for the Lutheran Student and friends from Toronto, by Paul and Kathy Bosch. meet friends. Questions? Call pm., 157 Albert St.
Outer’s Club. Potluck dinner party. Bring lots of food and lots of fun. Contact Lyle Robinson ext. 3878 on campus for more info. 5 pm., 9 John St. See ya there! Chapel Service at Discussion following.
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Corner of Albert and Bricker Sunday morning worship with the celebration of Holy Communion. 11 am., Keffer Chapel. Photography Workshop (2 p.m.) (Open house 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.) At 2 p.m., thepitfalls and pleasures of nature photography. Peter Bisset, one of the area’s finest photo graphers, gives seminar, slides. Laurel Creek Nature Centre. Start the peace race march to Victoria Park. Speakers include Walter and Ruth Klassen, Rev. R. Legge, Walter McLean MP. Celebrate the transformation of an insane war economy to read peace. 2 pm., rink in the park.
Peacekeeper’s training session in preparation for tomorrow’s march, will only take an hour. Volunteers for equipment set up, balloon sales, and, refreshment sales also welcome. Ipm. CGC cafeteria.
Theatresports returns to its old home, HH 180 in the Humanities Building. Come on out and see live, improvised comedy! Admission $1, or 75c with a fed card. 8 pm.
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The Baha’i Club welcomes you to an informal discussion about the Baha’i Faith. 7:30 pm., CC 110. The Hunger Project - Ending Hunger Briefing - 6:30 to 10 pm., EL 108. Hunger persists. It doesn’t have to, you have the key to ending hunger. to learn more take the Briefing. Free to all, contributions welcomed. Call J. Hotson, Ext. 2644, or 894-0784. Jazz and Blues Group. The Artful Soloist: Pee Wee Russell - presented by Jack Williams. 7 pm. These record programmes are at the KPL.
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Active non-violence is a way of life. Participate in weekly seminars sponsored by “The Community” for human development. Everyone welcome, 7:30 pm., CC 110.
Catechism for the Curious: A study of Christian Doctrine with Chaplain Morbey. 7:30 pm., CGC Lounge.
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Visa students express shock over new fees by Terri Preece Imprint staff Approved at the meeting of the Board of Governors’ Executive Committee this week was a 5.9 per cent increase in the Intercollegiate Athletic Fee. This means that effective September lst, 1983, undergraduates will pay $36.00 per academic term - a two dollar increase from 1982. The majority of the deliberations at the meeting were concerned with the 40 per cent fee increase which will affect all new Visa students. 188 students at the University of Waterloo and even larger numbers at other Ontario universities are subject to this fee hike. Any Visa student registering for the first time after September lst, 1982 or one who has not successfully completed at least one term of his program, will be subject to the increase. Graduate students and those who have successfully completed one or more terms by September lst, 1982 are exempt from this increase. A spokesperson for a group of Visa students who were present at the meeting said that the news of the increase came as a shock, and that many of these students were afraid they would be unable to come up with the funds tocontinue their education in the next year. According to Doug Wright, President of the University of Waterloo, “The University has very little discretion in terms of government policy.” He went on to say that the present state of the Canadian economy is largely responsible for this hefty increase. The committee admitted, however, that although they may have little say in matters of government policy, they do recognize a ‘moral responsibility’ to these st-udents and will look into the matter further at the meeting of the Board of Governors on April 5th. Until then, further deliberations on the topic have been deferred. Objections to this fee hike have been made collectively across Ontario by the Council of Ontario Universities and have sofarbeenunsuccessful.Stuclentsseekinglegalactionat McMaster University in Hamilton have made little progress. Again deferred until the meeting of the Board of Governors on April 5th, were the topics of staff and faculty salaries. It is expected that a June Board meeting will show conclusively the expected total budget for the year 83/ 84. A February status report shows the total Watfund presently standing at over $15 million, but it is hoped that this figure will reach $26 million in the 1983/ 84 year. The original target figure was $2 1 million but a gift from 1BM has boosted the amount by $5 million. According to Federation president Wim Simonis, notices will be mailed out this week to all first-year Visa, students announcing a forthcoming meeting concerning the fee hike. Enrolment at Waterloo is expected to decline by 2.4 per cent in 1983 with a fee increase of 5 per cent for Canadian students.
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The Student Venture Capital Program Guidelines and Application form is well worth reading even if you decide not to start a business this summer. The booklet leads you logically not only through the steps you take to apply for the program, but the steps you should take to plan any business. For example, the booklet states, “Assess them into a your talents and translate competent service or product for which you have determined there is a demand. If you are good at providing this service or product, have researched market demand, have researched relevant bylaws/ legislation and can keep your business simple, you have a good chance. The earlier you start this planning, the sooner
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by Marlene Bergsma Imprint staff The Residential Tenancy Commission announced Wednesday that students living at 5 16-532 Sunnydale Place won a $10 reduction in their monthly rent per unit, retroactive to the beginning of their present leases. The order was the result of an appeal filed by several Sunnydale residents in September, after the landlord was granted an average rent increase of 26 per cent last August. After filing the appeal, the tenants had to attend a hearing in January of 1983. Issues such as the superintendant’s salary, maintenance costs, operating costs, electrical conversion costs, taxes, and mortgage financing were discussed. The students were represented by a lawyer, partially paid for by the Federation of Students. Paul Bulla, a UW engineering graduate, now working in Kitchener, led the residents’ campaign. He was fed up with the shoddy workmanship of the landlord, and the increasing state of disrepair of the units. He wrote a letter to the other tenants, explaining - appeal __ proced ures. and then collected donations in person to help pay was much better The -appeal hearing. held in February, attended than the original rent review hearing held in August,
which drew only eight tenants. Bulla blames the meagre rent reduction on poor attendance at the first rent review hearing. Bulla feels that, had the meeting been better attended by people making anef‘fort to understand the issuesand ask relevant questions, they would have been able to dispute more of the financial information supplied by the landlord in support of his request for a rent increase. Unfortunately, those at the hearing were unfamiliar with the procedure, and didn’t challenge the evidence offered. Asa result, the tenants were only able todisputea few of the landlord’sclaims at the appeal hearing. Nevertheless, they were able to win a combined annual rent reduction of almost $7,000 which was divided over I2 months and 64 units. According to Bulla, there are students all over KitchenerWaterloo who are letting themselves get treated the same way. Because so many students are on co-op, and are only living here for four months at a time, they become complacent. “Too many students sit back,” says Bulla, “and let these guys take advantage of them. If the opportunity arises to voice your opinion - do it. The hassle is worth it. It’s not the money so much as the principle. If we don’t get organised and do something about it, these landlords will keepaskingformore moneyand the students will keep paying.”
A political cartoon currently on display at the Museum and Archive of Games depicts the popularity of anearly maze. The cartoon is part of the museum’s new exhibit entitled Puzzles which will run until the end of June. Museum hours are Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Imprint photo by Marnie Shore
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by Heather Martin Imprint staff As summer jobs may be scarce again this year, the innovative job hunter might consider becoming a job creator. The Student Venture Capital Program is open to all students returning to school in the fall. This program is sponsored by the Youth Secretariat, in cooperation with the Royal Bank of Canada and the Ontario Chamber of Commerce. Applicats ions are available from the Career Information Centre at Needles Hall and must be submitted by June 15th, 1983, at the latest. April 1st is the preferred deadline for submissions. Financing is available up to a limit of $2,00Oper person or partnership. This is an interest-free loan that must be repaid by October 3rd, 1983.
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you can begin to operate and the greater chance you have of making a profit. THIS STAGE IS 1M PORTANT.” (Emphasis theirs). This emphasis is not accidental. Most businesses take a minimum of six months to a year to plan. As your planning time is necessarily more limited, the earlier you start the better. The program regulations in themselves are also oriented towards promoting a profitable business. Successful applicants must start their business within two weeks of receiving the loan. This rule tends tostimulateanimmediate cash flow, and to prevent the capital from being used for running expenses. You are required to file an interim report four weeks after you receive your loan, and a final income statement, Thi will remind you to keep accurate records, and also make you aware of your exact financial status. When you are working hard, it is easy to lose track. If you are running into trouble, your interim report should help you pinpoint the problem early. A “Checklist For How To Make the Most From Your Investment and Loan” is packed with excellent advice as well as information about some basic governmental rules and regulations. For example, they advise that “Last year the labour-intensive serviceoriented business, with low overhead, continued to be the most successful.” This attitude is echoed by Pat Amlinger of the Small Business Consulting Service at Wilfrid Laurier University. He recommends
that the summer businessperson stay in the service industries, as they offer the quickest return on your investment. “Service industries” are such jobs as housepainting, lawncutting, housecleaning, photography, refinishing, or child care. The Small Business Consulting Service is staffed by third and fourth year business students, an experienced coordinator, and a faculty advisor, all of whom work together. They will undertake marketing research to determine the need for a product, develop marketing strategies to sell the product, and set up bookkeeping systems. There is a $5.50 per hour charge for these services, and’ a marketing study would cost approximately $200. The most useful service from a students’ point of view :s the availability of an advisor for. a two hour “bull session”. The inexperienced business person can gain a lot of general information pertaining to his or her proposed business, and find out what areas need more research. For a nominal fee of $10-$15, this could be a big shortcut in terms of your planning time. The most valuable thing you may learn from your bull session is that you simply shouldn’t be in business. You must be able to accurately research your capital expenditure, your running expenses and your projected income. If you follow the outline in the Student Capital Venture Program booklet, you should have a basic idea about the viability of your project.
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You must submit a written project description that includes information about management, marketing (which includes type of product, identifying potential customers, pricing, advertising and promotion), regulations and insurance. Perhaps the most soberingsentence in the entire booklet is this one: “State how you will repay your loan by October 3, 1983 if your venture is not profitable.” On the next page is the Cash Flow Forecast. This is a fairly simple statement of how to plan your financing so that you don’t run short of money unexpectedly, and (more importantly, , from the Ontario Youth Secretariat’s point of view), can repay your loan in installments over the summer. Once you have submitted your application to your local Chamber of Commerce or Board of Trade, you will be required to attend an interview. A copy of the rating sheet used by the interviewers is included in the booklet. It is an excellent checklist to use in making sure you have researched all aspects of your business. As “completeness of application” is an overall project rating criterion, it obviously pays to be thorough. If you are still undecided about tackling a summer project, it’s not too late to try. Besides the obvious advantages that accrue from running a successful business, consider one more. This experience could signal a change in your career goals, should you enjoy the risks and exhilarations of running your own business. This may be the year you find out.
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A team of University of Waterloo mathematicians finished in second place in this year’s Putnam math contest. They were in competition with top math students from universities all across the North American continent. A team from Harvard won the contest this year. Others in the top five, ranked below Waterloo, were California institute of Technology, Yale, and Princeton. Waterloo’s team finished in first place in the competition on one previous occasion; it finished in the top 10 on eight occasions over the past decade and in the top five, three times in the past five years. Members of the Waterloo team were David Ash, Herb Fichtner and Ross Brown.
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The first in a series of films sponsored by the Waterloo Region Chapter of Science for Peace last week proved to be an overwhelming success. The film If You Love This Planet was screened for an intended audience of about fifty people. It came as quite a surprise to i the organizers to enter the screening room filled to the
Herb Fichtner was among the top 100 students across the continent. Fichtner is a graduate of Bluevale Collegiate, Waterloo. Ross Brown was awarded an “honourable mention” in the Putnam competition which means he was among the top 40 students. He came to Waterloo from Ashbury College, Ottawa. The UW team was coached by Dr. Ken Davidson of the department of pure mathematics.
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by Heather Martin Imprint staff “The world now stands on the brink of the final abyss. Let us all resolve to take all possible practical steps to ensure that we do not, through our folly, go over the edge.” (The late Admiral Earl Mount batten, 1979). This quotation, reprinted from the Project Ploughshares Monitor, accurately reflects the philosophy of the University of Waterloo Peace Society. The Society’s most recent effort to promote nuclear disarmament is the “Start the Peace Race March”, scheduled for 2 p.m., March 27th. The march will start south of Seagram’s Stadium, and the Rev. Walter McLean, Waterloo M. P., and the Rev. Russell Legge, will speak in Waterloo Park.
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by Norman MacIsaac Imprint staff There seems to be a lot of interest and even anger among students concerning the removal of several trees around campus. In theArtsQuadrangle, where there once were three European Beech trees there now exist three stumps. Stumps and sawdust litter the hill between Hagey Hall and South Campus Hall. There has also been a significant reduction in the number of trees in parking lots A and B. What is happening? Is our campus becoming a logging camp? Are these trees the victims of a “tyrant tree trasher”? The answer is, “no”. As a matter of fact, the removal of all these trees is part of a long-range plan to improve the campus. According \to University of Waterloo Grounds Supervisor Brian O’Riley, these recent actions are all part of a “gradual process replacing unsuitable trees with something decent.” As a matter of fact, many of these trees, such as the poplars near Hagey Hall were“planted with the intent that they would eventually be taken down. We plant them forquickcoverand then replace them with something decent.”
Three European Beech trees have been reduced to stumps in Imprint photo by Mark Lussier the Arts Quadrangle.
The question that students now ask is, “Well, isn’t even a poplar better than no tree at all?” According to O’Riley, such is not always the case. For example, the trees going down around campus have been mostly poplars, otherwise known as “wheat trees”. These trees have several disadvantages. Firstly, they are dangerous; they aren’t strong trees and could easily come down ina wind storm. Secondly, theyprovideverylittleshade in comparison to a maple or a spruce tree. Their most prevalent disadvantage is that they blow around a lot in the wind and leave a mess of leaves around. This makes them particularly expensive to maintain. At a time when the university is in a financial squeeze, even small cost cuts help. The trees in the Arts Quadrangle were a different case. The Arts Quadrangle, the area between the Arts Library and the Arts Lecture Hall, is of particular concern to those involved in Grounds Maintenance. The area lacks colour, shade, and
Students’ Council by Marina Kraenzle Imprint staff The Students’ Council of the Federation of students consists of a rather diverse group of tudents representing every area of University cademic life, including co-op students. Unortunately, these groups are not being repesented at all because there have not been any itudents’ Council meetings this term. There has not been a council meeting since lJovember 2 1st, 1982. Last term, every meeting ook place as scheduled. During the winter zrrn, on the other hand, quorum was never eached. Consequently, meetings were not eld and certain issues were not voted on. Marg-Ann Pearson, outgoing Federation ‘ice-president, is understandably frustrated “We’ve sent out memos. y the situation.
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We’ve tried everything. It’s become a real bone of contention, almost a joke, except that none of us here think it’s very funny.” Pearson did emphaisze that some of the coop councillors were onto-op work terms, far enough away that they’could not reasonably be expected to attend meetings. They were expected, however, to inform someone in advance that they would be unable to attend, and this was rarely done. Pearson added that this past term was a particularly unfortunate one for councillors to have missed. “A lot of exciting things were going on.” She stressed her thanks to those councillors who did come out: “While we did not always agree, there were always good points brought
(now greater than ever), trees! Ironicasit mayseem, thisis the reason for the removal of _these trees. The three European Beech that have recently been reduced to stumps are very similar to poplars in two respects: they provide ,little shade, and have very little colour to them.For these reasons, Grounds Maintenance has decided to replace the trees with a single Locust tree. The tree will be better than the three Beech trees that occupied that area because it will provide a lot more shade. Furthermore, it will add colour because the tree produces small yellow flowers. This tree, surrounded by colour annuals, should add to this area the colour and shade it so badly requires. Sometime inearly May, Grounds Maintenance will replace the three stumps, with a fifteen foot tall Locust tree. The tree will be five inches at the trunk. Those unsightly stumps will be removed as soon as ground and weather conditions permit. The trees removed around parking lots A and B on the other hand will most likely not be replaced. The removal of the trees in that area was essential in order to solve drainage problems caused by those “wheat trees”. Although there are no definite plans for the replacement of the trees between Hagey Hall and South Campus Hall, Brian O’Riley did hint at some kind of improvement. Where trees have been removed more trees will be planted “if there is a need”. But, for the present, University officials would like to keep their options open. According to O’Riley the site has potential as a sunny “people place”. Mr. O’Riley was very vague about prospects for the area. Future plans for the area are the responsibility of the Physical Planning Department run by Ernie Lapin. What can we look forward to? Well, for one, the planter in the Arts Quadrangle will be “all done by summer”. As far as the rest of the campus is concerned, Grounds Maintenance plans to “keep turning over the landscape”. The gradual thinning of poplars and other softwoods will continue; but it will be the product of intelligent grounds maintenance and long-range planning, not ofthe“tyrant treetrasher”.
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Other efforts to attract councillors to meetings included: press releases, were issued to various campus publications and organizations; a schedule of the entire term’s meetings was distributed to council members at the end of the previous term; and ads were even run in Imprint, asking councillors where they were hiding. Pearson pointed out that the responsibility for what has transpired extends to the student body, who could have, at any time, done what the University of Ottawa did recently initiate impeachment procedures. Unfortunately, nobody really cares, says Pearson.
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During the final game of the Canadian Inter-university Athletic Union (CIAU) basketball championships last weekend, Campus Security was towing away cars which were parked in otherthandesignated parkingareas. While the parking policies oft he University, and the disciplining of those who abuse the rules is necessary to maintain a smooth traffic flow around the campus, one would think that there should be exceptions in special circumstances. One exception should definitely be when the University of Waterloo is hosting a National gathering. Whether a sporting event, a conference, a symposium, or any other type of gathering, the fact remains that we ai-e still the hosts. Good hosts do not invite people over and then tow away their cars. It is one thing to discipline car owners who choose to park illegally rather than pay for parking - it is quite another to discipline our guests when we have not provided ample parking in the first place. Yes, all the parking lots near the PAC were full. Are we to invite people from all across Canada and ask them to park at University and Seagram and blindly amble around campus in the rain looking for the PAC? The last timd Waterloo hosted the CIAU basketball championships, Campus Security felt the need to tow
away the cars of those who cotildn’t find parking spaces for their cars. Apparently nobody could convince them that these actions result in irreparable loss of good will. One coach said that, “If they hadn’t done such a great job organizing this so that everything else worked all right, we’d be really angry. We still are angry, but aren’t going to say anything because of everything else.” That is fine for him, he can appreciate what has been done in other areas. Most won’t because they only came for the Championship game and saw none of the preparations. All they see is a tow truck hooked to their car
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Reagan jeopardizes by Sheila Loucks Peace Society of UW Randy Arthur’s recent attack on Len Gamache’s critical editorial about the Reagan administration’s policy of priorizing war mongering activities over environmental, educational and, in fact, all life on earth activities somehow reflected the confusion and anger of a generally uninformed segment of the population. Nevertheless, discussion is a first step towards reaching a sane conclusion and Mr. Arthur’s reaction was at least preferable to one of apathy. Although the refrain “Refuse the Cruise” is indeed familiar, some have little idei of what it is all about, including Mr. Arthur who posed the question, “Is the U.S.A. not right to safeguard its principal deterrent to Soviet aggression?’ The cruise missile has little to do with deterrence. It is a manifestation of technology which is undirected by intelligent control.
Of greater importance is the issue behind the motivatioc of the creation of this fantasy. The fact is the Pentagon learned a lesson during the Vietnam war about media communications and popular opinion against atrocities. Time is an essential ingredient in the democratic process and nuclear war effectively cuts off the voice of the governed population by reducing the span for conflict resolution to less than 30 minutes, or in the case oft he cruise, 5 minutes. The transparent sincerity of Reagan’s committment to the democratic process was clear in his stand not to abide by a resolution, if passed, calling for a worldwide freeze on nuclear weapons (defeated in Congress 204202). Reagan had launched a fierce campaign against the resolution even though it was supported by 80 per cent of the US population according to Gallop and massively endorsed around the world including the government of the USSR. Reagan’s assertions against the resolution were that 1) the Soviet Union has “definite margin of superiority”, and 2) the Soviet Union is not serious about negotiating disarmament. However, the US Department of Defense announced in its 1982 report, “ . . . while the era of US superiority has long since passed, parity -not US inferiority-has replaced it and the US and the Soviet Union are roughly equal in strategic nuclear power . . .“. The Center for Defense Information further clarifies the situation in its figures indicating NATO has a substantial advantage in most
Originally the Carter administration legislated the bill which made the US the only country in the world to seriously hypothesize the possibility of a theatre or “limited and prolonged” nuclear war that is “winnable” given a “superior, first-strike capability”. Incidentally, the pentagon’s optimistic forecast of the outcome of such is that all of the Soviet Union would be wiped out but there would be survivors in America who would only be set back to the life standards of the turn of the century.
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areas of military strength. When it is remembered that the USSR must alsocontend with Chinese forces on its eastern flank, it is clear the currrent arms build-up of the US and its NATO allies is a drive to attain massive superiority over the Warsaw Pact nations, and not a counter to any mythical Soviet “threat”. Regarding the second point about Soviet sincerity, please note it wasthe US which failed to ratify SALT II. It was the Reagan administration which, upon entering office, suspended the negotiations toward aComprehensiveTest Ban Treaty. Further, the Reagan administration delayed the resumption of strategic arms reductions talks for almost two years while it committed hundreds of billions of dollars to increase weapons spending to put in place the new strategy of “winnable” nuclear war. In fact, the US seriously compromised the SALT I treaty which limited the numbers of delivery systems each side would have by introducing MIRV which packages several independently targeted warheads into one missile. The Soviet Union has repeatedly put forward serious arms reductions proposals which have consistently been dismissed with little consideration. In response to the Soviet Union’s 1976 offer to delay deployment of its new SS-20s and dismantle others in exchange for a similar US delay, Reagan proposed a Zero Option which somehow failed to consider 162 French and British missiles. The Soviet Union signed SALT II and has faithfully observed the conditions of other un-
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ratified treaties. Perhaps memories of their millions slain during World War II combined with the fact their military spending is $202 billion (GNP $2,020 billion) compared to US military spending of $256 billion (GNP $5,975 billion) have stimething to do with their sincerity. Possibilities now exist for detente and the peaceful coexistence of states with differing political, economic and social systems, and for agreements to a nuclear freeze, disarmament and negotiated peace with the new Soviet leadership. But the Reagan administration continues to offer no restrictions on cruise missiles, “Steal,th” bombers, medium range missiles, or on military expansion into space. These new wea ons and technologies, along with the “winna lr; le” nuclear war strategy for which they were’designed, pose an unprecedented threat to world peace. Physicians for Social Responsibility, Generals for Peace. Science for Peace, the World Council of Churches, the Canadian Labour Congress and many other credible, intelligent people believe prevention is the only possible treatment in the present critical situation. On Sunday, March 27th at 2 p.m. I intend to challenge the Super Powers to Start The Peace Race by joining in a march from the Rink in the Park to Victoria Park. Whileit takes only a flock of geese to activate the US Red Alerl System, it also takes but a single flame to light 2 thousand candles. I strongly encourage you to join me in a plea for meaningful negotiations. while we still have a voice.
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What season is it? What colour submarine do the Beatles sing about? According to Three Dog Night, who was Jeremiah? What did Mary Poppins use to help the medicine go down? What is the name of Fred Flintstone’s pet dinosaur? What are the call letters and frequency of UW’s student radio station? Who lives at I3 I3 Mockingbird Lane? Who originally recorded Blue Suede Shoes? Who was the captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs when they last won the Stanley Cup? Who is Ringo Starr currently married to? Match up these musicians with their real names: a) Big Bopper 1) Vincent Furnier b) Elton John 2) J. P. Richardson c) Bob Dylan 3) Brian Hines d) Ringo Starr 4) David Jones e) Alice Cooper 5) Reginald Dwight f) David Bowie 6) Robert Zimmerman g) Denny Laine 7) Richard Starkey h) Meatloaf 8) Marvin Lee Aday Who wrote Winnie The Pooh?* J. R. R. Tolkein wrote The Hobbit and Lord qf the Rings. What does J. R. R. stand for? When was Tarzan qf the Apes first published‘? Who wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang(the book)‘? The next installment in the Star Wars saga was originally going to be called The Revenge of the Jedi. This title has been scrapped. What is the new title? What is the name of the cruise ship that took the castaways to Gilligan’s Island? What T.V. show featured Larry Hagman, Bill Daily and Barbara Eden‘? List the secret identities of these comic book super heros: a) Spiderman b) Superman c) Batman and Robin d) The Hulk Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? What was Elvis Presley’s first movie? What T.V. show is characterized by the phrase, “Book ‘em Danno!“? What was the name of the maid of The Brad), Bunch? Name the six children of Mr. and Mrs. Mike Brady. Who, according to the end credits, plays Ernest Stavro Blofeld in these James Bond films: a) From Russia with Love b) You Only Live Twice c) On Her Majesty’s Secret Service? In which.James Bond flick do we see Flofeld’s face? Where ever he goes, Blofeld takes his pet with him. What is his pet? John Lennon and Paul McCartney share an Academy Award. What was the award for? What former member of the Beatles is now a baker? Farrah Fawcett was one of the stars in the movie Sunburn. What Paul McCartney and Wings song is played during the closing credits? Who did the English radio broadcast for the 1972 CanadaRussia hockey series? Who was the goalie in the eighth and final game? Which UW Varsity team has won the most CIAU championships? What famous bandleader took off in a small airplane on December 23, 1943 and was never heard from again? Who was the first female to sing with the Beach Boys? Who sang the song Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye back in 1968? In 1964 the Beatles had a string of five consecutive number one hits. Name the artist and the song that displaced them. What was Leslie Gore’s follow-up song to her hit It’sM-c, Par t-v? What late sixties group had Neil Young, Steven Stills, and later Jim Messina as members? (hint: they were named after a steamroller). Who does the voice for Yoda in the Star Wars movies? Who are Suzie and the Redstripes? (Hint: their hit song was Seaside Woman). In what movie was the song(by Simonand Garfunkel) Mrs. Robinson introduced? Name the only movie that the Monkees appeared in (hint: it was written by Jack Nicholson and Bob Rafelson). Who was the first recipient ofthe RollingStone“Manofthe Year Award” back in 1979? What is the serial number of the U. S. S. Erzterprise? What does Captain Kirk use to defeat NOMAD‘? What does “Bones” use to heal the silicon creature? What is the name of the penal colony that Khan escaped from? Who was the Captain of the Enterprise before Kirk? In what movie does Cary Grant say, “Judy, Judy, Judyy
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.Planet worthy of attention To the editor: I would like to draw attention to Mr. Arthur’s letter of March 18. It is very true that the film If You Love This Planet is worthy of attention. Dr. Helen Caldicott, a representative for “Physicians for Social Responsibility” very eloquently addresses the conservative issue of survival. Dr. Caldicott starts off by describing the extent ofdevastation caused by the bombs dropped on Japan. She then goes on to describe the degree which individuals suffered as a result of the explosion and subsequent radiation. She explicitly describes the degree to which victims were burned and blinded by the blast. She then extends the scenario to include the fact that a) the bombs in present arsenals are three or four orders of magnitude more powerful than those inflicted upon Japan, b) enough weaponry is slated for unleashing upon every American city with a population of over twenty-five thousand people. The result of a war oft his magnitude she describes as being an end to civilization as we know it. Indeed a most conservative issue! The answer overtly presented is to disarm bilaterally and multi-laterally. There is no other solution but to remove these weapons from potential use. She states that pressure must be applied to the U.S. government to come to an agreement with the Soviets. Dialogue must be maintained. The fate of the entire human race depends upon this. In not one instant, Mr. Arthur, did either Dr. Caldicott or Len Gamache ever use the term “unilateral disarmament”. Nor could I find any reference to the terms “subversive” or “dangerous” except perhaps in reference to tactics employed by Mr. Reagan. The observation of these terms seems to have come from an obscure source. Furthermore, is not the censoring of a film devoted to such an important issue reminiscent of tactics we so abhor in our Soviet adversary? Mr. Reagan would perhaps be more frugal to use any opportunity at his disposal to ensure that his people are exposed to as wide and open view as possible. Do not the American people have the right to, be properly informed, the right to defend themselves, especially in issues involving their very survival? 1t is most important that people the world over are thoroughly informed and given the freedom to act properly when the need arises. Let us not so quickly forget the lessons learned on August 6th. 38 years ago. Lyle Robinson 4th yr. Chem.
Accusations denied To the editor: This is just a brief response to the letter written about me by the co-ordinators of the Women’s Resource Centre (Miss Laws, Miss George and Miss Lane) that appeared in the March 18, 1983 issue of Imprint. Unfortunately, as both an active member of the Federation of Students and a Don in Village Two, I have a difficult time in separating the politics from my life. This event is the result of such an occurrence. 1 would like to say then, that I did not misuse“my power” if 1 had any to begin with. My position(s) on the Federation of Students is to first (and foremost) represent the students of my faculty on Council Issues as a Councillor. As Chairman of the Board Education my duty is to provide services to all students men and women equally. The Women’s Resource Centre is one of the services that is offered by the Board that has its own representatives. If they wish to go to council meetings they are more than welcome to. I am hardly versed in the feelings and activities of the members of the Centre. Secondly, I’ll speak as a Don. I feel that the members of East C and East E who were involved in this have been insulted. The letter insinuates that they are dumb frosh that have no minds and blindly follow their Don around. This is not true! They are all above average students and friends who are deserving of much more respect!!! Lastly, I have been called a ‘typical man’ and personally a “coward” for not signing my name to the letter that I was merely the “editor of ideas” for. I deny the last comment. I did not sign my name as did the other guys because we felt that the -&l’s signatures would have a greater impact and provoke responses. -1 would like to (at this point) challenge the person(s) who is talking behind my back and ‘exposed’ me to the Women’s Resource Centre. I’d like to talk to you. I am only led to believe that you are a coward and/ or a typical whatever you may be. In conclusion, 1 did not write this letter to provoke further confrontations or responses. Since 1 am graduating this year 1 only wish to clarify what I did, and to correct anymisinterpretation that could have been formed as a result of the letter written by the Women’s Resource Centre co-ordinators. Gregory W. Cassidy
Arthur’s letter draws criticism To the editor: (A response to the letter by Randy Arthur, Unilateral Disarmament Simplistic). Some of the more glaring inaccuracies i-n your letter fairly scream for correction. You describe If You Love This Planet as a “slanted, left-wing appeal”. The movie is slanted, yes, just as your letter is slanted in the other direction. It is not, however, a “leftwing appeal”. You don’t have to be a socialist to be socially concerned. Waterloo M.P. Walter McLean, the strongest supporter of disarmament in the House of Commons, is a Progressive Conservative. In the movie, Dr. Helen Caldicott of Physicians for Social Responsibility, points out that disarmament is, in fact, “the ultimate conservative issue.” You have put words in Dr. Caldicott’s mouth. She never once advocates unilateral disarmament, as you say, nor does the peace movement in North America. On this point we agree with you: unilateral disarmament is simplistic. It will never happen. A balanced, mutually verifiable de-escalation on both sides, though, is a realistic and desirable goal. When Dr. Caldicott advises her audience to “close down”.a SAC airbase, she is not suggesting sabotage. She’s a peace activitist, Randy, not a terrorist. Nobody denies that the opponents of nuclear disarmament are just as interested in human survival as anybody else. Nobody wants to see the world crispified, but the peace movement believes that this can be prevented only by disarmament, while their opponents believe this can be prevented only by deterrence. However, an honest objective look at the doctrine of deterrence reveals a number of crucial inconsistencies. If the U.S.A. wants to preserve a “balance”, why does it insist on maintaining nuclear superiority? If the U.S.A. wants only to deter the U.S.S.R., why has Reagan not declared that the States will not use nuclear weapons first, as the Soviets promised last year? Deterrence means retaliation. and mutually assured destruction. A first strike, by its very nature, can never be a deterrent.
If we in the west are trying to deter the Communists, we’re doing it the wrong way. First strike weapons, such as the proposed MX, or the missiles in the Trident subs are extremely accurate, designed to knock out the enemy’s weapons systems before he hasa chance to use them. Far from deterring nuclear war, this makes a Soviet first strike even more likely: in a crisis they will be tempted to unleash their weapons before they are destroyed by the accurate American missiles. Almost as frightening as the current drift towards first strike capability is the development of tactical nuclear weapons suchas the neutron bomb. At one time the use of atomic weapons was “unthinkable”, but the NATO forces in Europe now fully intend to use small tactical nuclear devices in the event of a Soviet invasion. A decision to use a twenty kiloton bomb to destroy Minsk is a lot easier once you’ve used a much smaller device to halt an armoured column approaching Bonn. Armageddon becomes almost thinkable, perhaps even likely. You suggest that the lessons of40 years ago have been quickly forgotten. No, they haven’t been forgotten. The lessons of Nagasaki and Hiroshima are still remembered: our side proved its willingness to actually use the bomb. You can’t compare the present international situation to that of the 1930’s because the nuclear crisis is totally and entirely unique in human history. Never before have we had the potential to render ourselves extinct so easily. Too many people get too hysterical too often over the disarmament issue. There is room for emotion in discussing the nuclear question, but sooner or later it comes down to a cold, pragmatic, and honest appraisal of a situation which is consistently muddified by bothsides. Thinkabout it, Randy. Evenifyouaren’t willingto take to thestreetsthisSundayforthedemonstration,for God’s sake, at least think about it. Then maybe next time you write a letter to the editor you won’t come out looking quite so foolish. Ken Kuhl
Theatre buff disagrees with Dream review To the editor: I came to the Tuesday night performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream with no knowledge of the play whatsoeverexcept that somebody was to wearadonkey’s head. I came because I had nothing to do that night and I considered three dollars a fair price to see an amateur production. What I saw was a brilliant play, by anybody’s standards. The lighting and set were impressively conceived and executed. The players were well suited to their parts. Best of all was the unique interpretation given Shakespeare’s words. From major points such as costume to minor points likeTom Snout’s‘ghetto blaster’ the interpretation succeeded in adding to the play rather than taking away from it. Having seen this production four times (twice before last weeks Imprint, and twice after) 1 have some strong disagreements with last week’s review. I found that all the players were quite understandable. At the points where the Shakespearean
English went over my head the gist of what was being said was still plain. The fairies were not ‘lacklustre’ (as stated in the review) in any way. They, and those responsible for their makeup, deserve a lot of credit. The part of Puck was exceptionally well played and her words were not difficult to undestand. The several endings of the play all have their purpose and did not ‘pale in comparison’ to the mechanical’s ending. Puck’s final words close the play nicely. It should be noted that the man in the picture in the upper right corner of the review is Lysander (and not Demetrius). Lysander is played by Chris Spencer. Finally, I would like to congratulate all those connected with A Midsummer Night k Dream. Hopefully you had as much fun putting on the play as the audience had watching it. Christopher Migdal 4th work term Elect. Eng.
Anti-sexists make sexist remark? To the editor: I thought Gayle Laws and Robin Lane wrote a fine letter last week regarding pornography. They made valid points for equality and against stereotyping of women. However, I could not help but doubt their sincerity after reading the other letter they wrote in the. same issue, with the help of Julie George. The last line read, “We find it disappointing, perhaps typical, that a man in a position of such authority would abuse his power to such an extent.” To say that it is typical for men to abuse power is clearly a sexist remark. In the light of this sexist viewpoint, all their seemingly pious lobbying for women’s rights is rendered meaningless. How can anyone take their statements about equality and stereotyping seriously when they themselves are
guilty of unequal treatment and stereotyping of men? What Laws and Lane have actually done is to hurt their own position against pornography by giving fuel to the argument that women are only against pornography because they are against men. In order to truly achieve equality between the sexes and to defeat atrocities such as pornography, we must start by acting rationally, overcoming the stumbling block of sexism on both sides, instead of engaging in a war between the sexists, as Laws and Lane seem to be doing. I say that if they expect men to abandon their prejudices against the opposite sex, then they should do the same. Then maybe we’d get somewhere. Mark Templin 3A Computer Science
Reader ‘hzrrt’byEnginews To the editor: Concerning the controversial issue of Enginews, I’m hurt. I’m hurt because by printing pornography, a perverse male attitude towards sex is perpetrated. Being a male who does not equate sex with violence, I’m ridiculed by men and women who have been convinced by pornographic attitudes that dominance is the healthy male approach to sex. Even if I don’t come in direct contact with the pornography, indirectly 1 feel its pressures. Pornography depicts women as subservient to men. Psychology experiments from University of Manitoba (Malamuth, 1980) suggest that exposure to pornographic material leads one to adoption of the values presented. I don’t want women to be subservient, rather I want women to challenge and support me.
Enginews stripped women of erotica and replaced it with pornography. Because all things feminine were attacked, my feminine side was hurt. Pornography causes women to be angry at men because men are the propogators. Being a male. I’m a recipient of that anger; that hurts. I’m not calling for a censorship of Enginews by a legal process, rather by a moral process. I’m calling engineers to reconsider when they ridicule women because 1 and many males pay for it. By extension, this applies to ridicule of all minorities. 1 recognize the validity of women’s complaints, however 1 present these because this pain is mine. Allen Flaming 2nd year Psychology
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To the editor: 1 would like to thank Patricia L. Shore for her review in the March 18 Imprint of A, Midsummer Night’s Dream. Any critic can write a review with attempted insight and sensitivity, but Shore’s facade of total ignorance can only be described as brilliant. The hilarious features of this article are almost too numerous to mention. There is the amusing use of blatant self-contradiction characters “transcended time and place to remain in the Shakespearean tradition”. There is the innovative use of language. Aset is described as “created” (as opposed to “evolved”?). Actors battle “indistinguishableness (is that worse than “indistinction”?). One character, “though devious and headstrong, was difficult to understand” (since when is
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“devious” contradictory to “difficult to understand”?). Semantics aside, my favorite part of the review. is a single sentence: “The costumes were a little difficult to contend with(were they pseudo-modern, pseudo-Victorian or what?) especially since the opening lines of the play distinctly established the setting, but it was carried off with such aplomb that after a wh,ile you hardly noticed.” Where do you begin with treasure like this? All the characters were dressed in totally modern clothes -no hint of details. The point was “pseudo-modern” obvious. The actors are interpreting their fictious personalities in currently relevant terms. Besides bringing welcome immediacy to the play, the contemporary costumes introduce
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wonderfully subtle shades of humour and irony. A dictatorial father wears the uniform of a soldier. A haughty servant sports an impeccably British bowler. An eager young office worker wears a short-sleeved plaid shirt, a bow tie, and an ID card clipped conspicuously to his shirt - hook a few pens to his pocket and a calculator to his belt, and you get the UW version of the same classic type! Of course, the fairies cannot transform themselves into recognisable modern types, as they are figures of quintessential fantasy. But here is where the real brilliance of the production finds expression. Rather than wearing the conventional wisps of chiffon and flitting prettily about the stage, these sprites inhabit a world of nightmare. Their costumes are rags, their hair in stiff frightful masses, their
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faces and flesh is painted hideously. These fairies do not play in “comical frolic” - they symbolise the troubles lying beneath the surface of the placid kingdom. The critic’s apparent ignorance is often cause for laughter. At one point she refers to the mechanicals as having characters that “remained entrenched in the 17th century and very little could lodge (dislodge?) them from it.” Her conviction that the buffoon is a type unique to the 17th century is priceless. Surely the type is ageless. I don’t know what raised my laughter more - the lively buffoonery enacted in the Humanities Theatre last Tuesday, or the written review appearing in the Imprint last Friday. Vicki McCuaig Graduate Student, English
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Robert Culp currently plays agent Bill Maxwell on The Greatest American Hero. He used to co-star withcomedian Bill Cosby in a spy type of show. Name that show. 78. On the show Leave It To Beaver Ken Osmond played everybody’s best buddy, Eddie Haskell. What is Osmond’s current occupation? 79. Wally Cleaver called his brother “Beaver” because he could not pronounce his real name. What was Beaver’s real name? 80. Lois Chiles plays oil tycoon Holly Harwood on T.V.‘s Dallas. At one point she portrayed Holly Goodhead next to Roger Moor in a James Bond film. Name that film. 81. Who does the voices for: a) Charlie on Charlie> Angels b) Robin Masters on Magnum P. I.? 82. Who played Sister Bertille in The Flying Nun? 83. Who played Jake and Elwood Blues (the Blues Brothers)? 84. Who preceeded each of these people in the following positions: a) Johnny Carson as host of the Academy Awards b) John Denver as host of the Grammy Awards c) Doug Wright as President of U W? 85. What dance craze did Fred Flintstone inspire? 86. What were the two kids on The Flintstones named? in the T.V. shows 87. What is unique about the characters Stingray, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet? (They each have the same common element). 88. Name the T.V. show which featured Tony Curtis as Danny Wilde and Roger Moore as Lord Sinclair? 89. Which two females are attracted to Starbuck on Battlestar: Galactica (it’s on Saturdays at noon on channel 13). 90. John Derek is currently married to Bo. Who were his first two wives? 91. Who made the song Surf City a hit? 92. Who is the Executive Producer for both The Life of Brian and Time Bandits? 93. What was the last Peter Sellers movie released prior to his death? 94. Who holds the current major league record for the most career home runs? 95. In the movie Heaven Can Wait, what two teams were competing for the Super Bowl? 96. What method of transportation did The Partridge Family use to get from place to place? 97. What was Frankenstein’s first name? 98. Who are the Three Musketeers? 99. What musical group had a hit with a song called 99? 100. On the T.V. show The Addams Farnil-y, what was the name of the hand that lived in a box (and collected the mail as one of its duties)? Well, there you have it; 100 trivia questions. To get some of the answers you may have to do some research in the library, but none of the questions are irhpossible. Want to know what the answers for last week’s trivia were? Whether you do or not, here they are: - The movie Reds is about American idealist/ journalist John Reed. - The three movies starring Warren Beatty and Julie Christie are Shampoo, Heaven Can Wait, and McCabe and Mrs. Miller. -- Warren Beatty’s first movie was Splendour In The Grass. - Diane Keaton and Richard Gere were together in Looking fcir Mr. Goodbar. ‘ - The Rocky Horror Picture Show takes place in Dayton, Ohio. - The follow-up movie to Rocky Horror is Shock Treatment( it bombed). - If you listen carefully you can hear Nixon’s Inauguration speech on the car radio. - Tim Curry has recorded Carole Pope’s Birds qf’a Feather. - On one hand it says LOVE and on Meatloaf’s other hand it says HATE. - Frank N. Furter’s tattoo says BOSS.
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No come Vikings win fat by Donald Duench Imprint staff With a 63-52 victory over both the Waterloo Warriors and about 5000 UW fans last Saturday, the Victoria Vikings claimed the men’s Canadian basketball championship for the fourth straight year. The PAC resembled a huge can of white sardines as the majority of spots in the bleachers were filled by Waterloo supporters wearing the Warrior painter’s caps. Long lines were forming both to enter the stands and to buy tickets by 9 a.m. Every seat was filled by 1:20 p.m., well before the game was scheduled to start at 2:07. They spent the extra time presenting a salute to Waterloo assistant coach, Mike Frisby, using a floating circular -. .
play of the game, Atkin then made a layup from fifteen feet out by extending his 6 ft. 9 in. frame horizontally, while drawing a foul. He sank the free throw to provide a rare four-point play for UW. The re-admission of Gerald Kazanowski, another UVic All-Canadian who had picked up two fouls, couldn’t stop Waterloo. Two Peter Savich field goals tied the score for the first time since the tip-off. Another Victoria turnover gave the Warriors possession, and they were hoping to copy the St. Mary’s first half comeback against Victoria two nights
earlier. A pass from Bob Urosevic went inside to Paul Boyce, who turned, fired, and watched it go in. The ten straight UW points gave them their only lead of the day at 26-24, but crucial Warrior turnovers gave UVic a 34-28 margin at half time. Both coaches were careful not to have player in foul trouble, resulting in competitors holding only two personals. Jarrett, Van Oorschot, and Norris held distinction along with both Kazanowskis’ Phil Ohl. Oh1 started the game at forward
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When the game got underway, the Warriors couldn’t sink the first one to sit the fans down. The first six Waterloo possessions consisted of an offensive foul, three turnovers, and two missed shots. At the other end on the court, incre,dible Victoria passing put the Vikes up 12-O. After five minutes, Randy Norris converted a rebound into the first two Waterloo points with a lay-in. The Vikes found themselves in the bonus after only six minutes, as the rough play resulted in each UW starter getting a quick foul. With 13: 10 remaining in the half and the score at 16-4, Victoria’s All-Canadian guard, Eli Pasquale, was lying motionless on the court. Pasquale was laterable tochuckleabout the incident as he revealed that “my own teammate kicked me in the stomach.” Greg Kazanowski took up the slackadmirably while Pasquale caught his breath. Victoria used their first time-but with 6:54 left in the half and a 24-16 lead, but it was the Warriors who were best able to use the 30 seconds. On the line because of a foul before the time out, Dave Burns hit the first shot, but missed the next one. The Warriors got the rebounded ball, which was worked around to Steve Atkin outside. In what was easily the
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place of second teal Dukeshire, who had ir Mary’s game. The start of the set first, as Victoria scar Since Norris controlle there were no held ba toria got possession 1 minutes. Atkin gave te with his basket two m Again the Vikings I Their lead remained b points, but the home ( the gap. By forcing \I percentage shots with few good shots by Sav with ten minutes to gc For the next few mil sight was Eli Pasqua throw line ready to sk minutes, all the scorin Pasquale free throw nucleus of the eleven 5 for his team. Waterloo had the tj get closer, but too ma prevented it. As DOI wards, “Some of our 1 have to perform.” Eve and Van Oorschot eat to be left out on th fouled-out with 2: I9 le UVic. The season for the with exciting, heart-s1 the miracle finishes v Brandon. Waterloo place in the country, final thirty seconds ?Z court untouched. Pasquale was selec tournament. The othc Four All-Star team v, (Brandon), Rob Lat Kazanowski (Victori Pasquale’s second tin
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the honour in 198 1, also at the PAC. Victoria coach Ken Shields was very proud of his team. “Almost any other team in Canada would have broken under the pressure of the Warriors. The kids off the bench (Phil Ohl, and Dan Brosseuk) were very strong. Phil did an excellent j ob.” “We were a little impatient for a while there in the first half, and took low percentage shots. We had to play both the Warriors and their fans - a formidable challenge because both are the best. Those fans would die for Waterloo. We had to take the crowd out of the game. I didn’t want a Cinderella story.” MVP Pasquale’s association with Shields began when he was in high school in Sudbury, and the coach was leading Laurentian’s team. “I had known him since my Grade 10 year. He left (for Victoria) after Grade 11. I didn’t bump into him until Grade 13” at a tournament. Eli’s younger brother Vito is also a- guard for the Vikings. McCrae was relaxed and calm in the postgame interview session, a complete turnaround from one point before Waterloo had scored. In a fit of rage, he took his suitcoat off, and almost threw it onto the court, which would have resulted in a two-shot technical. “The officials surprised us early. The first seven or eight minutes were really strange, but the referees were fine from then on. They’re the two best around.” “We had champagne (ready) regardless. I thought we were going to have a celebration either way. It was a straight war. Our players were reaching for something that they didn’t have. They’ll have it next year.” Pasquale was the top scorer with 23 points. Other Victoria high scorers were Tom Narbeshuberand Greg Kazanowski,each with 12 points. Savich led all UW shooters with 16 points, while Atkin was one point behind at 15. The teams were even in both turnover and rebounding statistics. While Gerald Kasanowski took 13 off the glass, both Atkin and Savich had 9. The Warriors made 2 1 fouls, six
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more than UVic. The visitors also led in field goal percentage, 41 per cent to 35 per cent. Waterloo made four of six free throws, while Victoria sunk 11 of 17. It’s been five months since Waterloo began their season on October 22nd against the K-W Titans. For a while on Saturday, it looked as if that fifth banner would have ‘National Champions” instead of ‘Second Place’ on it. The Golden Warrior had promised to remove his headgear and reveal his true identity if Waterloo won. Next March, somewhere in Canada, he may have to.
by Don McCrae Warrior basketball coach Despite the party atmosphere of last week-end’s Nationals, it was business as usual for the Warrior basketball team as we tried to maintain our sanity in the emotional bath of excitement that was the PAC. The unbelievable noise on Thursday night, combined with the broken backboard, provided the ingredientsfora total collapse, but such as not the case. The Warriors played their absolute best 19 minutes of basketball this year in the first half of their game against Brandon. It should have beena 17 or 19pointdifferenceatthe half,but team slippage occurred and Brandon rattled-off eight points in one minute and set the stage for a good comeback. Because of the shot clock, the NBA considers plus or minus ten points to be a tie game up to the fourth quarter. In the intercollegiate ranks, we consider plus or minus six to eight points to be a tie game for the first 30 minutes. Our 47-36 lead, therefore, was fragile. Brandon picked us up man-to-man (the first team to play us that way for any length of time since January) and the lead shrunk until Brandon went ahead 63-62 with six minutes left. Jude Kellyand John Carson proved their AllCanadian status, scoring 18 of the last 20 points that Brandon scored. Incidentally, Peter Savich scored 14 of Waterloo’s last 16 points. The ‘finalfour seconds basket ‘was a planned play, but appeared futile in the huddle as many ifs had to occur. The Warriors considered that the botched 16 second play was the back-breaker, but our game-ending savvy paid-off as the miss was followed automatically by an intentional foul to stop the clock. The emotional release by the fans at the end of the game was something never seen before in our gymThe stage was set for the final game, and despite the probable loss of Kelly Dukeshire, the Vikings (by their coach’s own admission) were well rested after theirday off. He was worried about Thursday’s game because of the trend in the regional and to the final-, but he flet that if they could survive Thursday they would-be ready for Saturday. He turned out to be prophetic. The Warriors who did the majority of playing Thursday night were asked to stay away from the gym on Friday and Saturday. Ken Shields kept his Vikings out of the building until 1: 15, but to little avail as the excitement in the gym took its toll on all the players in that game. A 12-O start for Victoria put the Warriors into another comeback mode. Some eerie officiating early tipped the game over, but as time progressed it settled into a defensive, physical battle. The Warriors ran four defences at the Vikings, and the Vikings ran five defences at Waterloo. Waterloo’s best defence was a ‘garbage zone’, used throughout the last ten minutes of the first half when the Warriors out-scored the Vikes 26-12 from the 15 minute mark to the three minute mark. The late three minute splurge by the Vikings togo out of the half up by six made a good second half start a priority. The Vike’s best defence was their great full-court pressure coming out ofa man-to-man. A 2-2-l pressandthree steals in those final three minutes facilitated that rush. The Warriors’ play in the middle of the first half featured great performances by Bob Urosevic and Steve Atkin. Atkin hit for eight points in that stretch, and again demonstrated why he might have been a Tournament All-Star. The second half was a battle against fatigue for the Warriors, as overcoming the 12-O deficit-s the first half had taken its toll. Substitutions had beendisrupted and the gym atmosphere created a tremendous energy drain. The Warriors closed to six points (46-40) at the eleven minute mark, but MVP Eli Pasquale went on an eleven point tear. This tear, mostly from hustle, gave him some offensive rebounds and some foul shots as the Warriors put up a rather feeble effort to contain him. The scouting report was that he would try to go on a tear at ‘moneytime’, and he did just that. Any hopes of continued last minute heroics that had been typical of the Warriors’ games this season were lost to fatigue and some careless fouls. The game was extremely physical and intense, as a championship game should be. Their upcourt defence, and Eli Pasquale, were the difference as the Vict,oria Vikings secured their fourth consecutive National title. Although losing Gerald and Greg Kasanowski, Kelly Dukeshire, and Tom Narbeshubertograduation this year, let’s not hold any tag days yet, as 7 ft. 0 in. Reg Wiljer and 6 ft. 6 in. Ken Larson (two National team players) are redshirted and will be eligible next season. The Warriors, however, are young. At one time in the Championship game, two sophomores and one freshman were holding their own out there on the floor. So. . .
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Vikes take Huskies by don button Imprint staff Save for Peter Savich’s game winning heroics in the game to follow, the CIAU Championship tournament’s opening game between the University of St. Mary’s Huskies and the University of Victoria Vikings could well have been the game of the tournament. The Vikings won, ai was expected of them, but the Huskies impressed the majority of the 3500 fans in the PAC with their excellent showing against the powerhouse from British Columbia. Victoria took the opening tip-off and could not capitalize on a foul by the Huskies’ Nick Briggs. St. Mary’s gobbled up the rebound and charged down the floor to draw first blood. Victoria had gotten off to a slow start, and the Halifax team was more than happy to take what they could while they had the opportunity. -TheVikingsgotovertheiropeningjittersina hurry, serving-up six straight points to give
them a 8-4 lead before the fans had seen the five minute mark in the first half. The aggressive hustle of the Huskies kept them in the game, and they seem to feel that their only chance would be to stay within reach And hope for last minute miracles. Early attempts at fast breaks by St. Mary’s resulted in turn-overs and quick scores by the ever-alert Vikes, and Huskies’ coach G&-y Heald called a time-out to remind his troops-of the game plan. Things settle down immediately, with St. Mary’s content to take what they could without forcing the issue too much. The Vikings are known for their tight defense, and St. Mary’s could not get inside to their big men. Their outside shooting left a lot to be desired, and woufd have been their demise except for the surprising rebounding abilities of the Huskies. Victoria had the height advantage, but St, Mary’s kept themselves in the game with their determined efforts for loose balls under the boards. After eleven minutes had elapsed, St. Mary’s was only eleven points behind Victoria’s 21, but starting fifth year forward Bob Oostveen got himself into foul trouble with three personals and Heald was forced to look to his bench. The Huskies bench strength became evident as St. Mary’s refused to let the Vikes run away with things, keeping within range at 24-l 5 with nine minutes left. Victoria head coach Ken Shields, named Coach of the Year for the second consecutive year, had said before the tournament that people often ignored his team’s bench because of the Viking’s three National team players: point guard Eli Pasquale and forwards Gerald Kazanowski and Kelly Dukeshire. The battle of the benches was on for the next four minutes, and the bench strengths of both teams appeared to be defensive. No points were scored until Nick Briggs hit a 22 foot jumper at 4:Ol to spark the Waterloo fans to begin the famous slow clap usually reserved for the Waterloo Warriors. The support of the fans seemed to be just what St. Mary’s needed as a 32-23 Victoria lead soon diminished to a 34-33 half-time margin.
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jumper from twenty feet out as the buzzer sounded. As the ball dropped through the net, hundreds of fans descended on the court to congratulate their heros. The score-board, after a minute or so, was changed to show the final result, which allowed the Warriors to advance to the CIAU finals against Victoria. After-the game, ‘St.’ Peter Savich remarked that the final basket “was-a designed play. I would just use the four seconds to get the ball -_^_ _ _ ..-down to the iloor. 1 felt pretty lucky.” He personally wanted to get it back for his team, after missing the important free throws. His coach, Don McCrae, described the first half as their best half all season. “It’s the first time this year we’ve had four of five or six players playing well as a group. I wonder if it would’ve been as good if it had started at nine. We were very disappointed at the end of the first half (that the lead had been thinned to seven from 15.)” McCrae described Savich’s shot going in as “justice. He plays better when he gets a little bit tired and the team gets pressured. 1 felt he was chopped (fouled) earlier (on in the play).” Hemmings accepted the night’s result, “The clock could’ve been on 4.9 seconds. We didn’t get pressure on the dribble. We didn’t want to take the chant: on drawing a foul.“Overall, he thinks that the Bobcats“got down and tried to come back too soon. We turned the ball over too many times. Waterloo’s a miracle team.” Eight players hit double figures on the night. For Brandon, Carson had 17, followed by John Bukich at 13, and Grant Coulter and Kelly with 12. Savich led all scorers with 28 points. Other UW marksmen included Burns with 14, Van Oorschot at 13, and Atkin’s 10. Waterloo made only seven turnovers in the game.
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Ball Hockey Playoffs &I the A-League a rematch of the Fall Term is taking place as the Slimers and Bombers will face off in the finals. The Slimers disposed of the Bearded Clams 4-2 and the Bombersdumped the Noecker Nuts 8-4. This final game promises to be entertaining. In B-League the RHPS made it to the semi-finals play disposing of Tuktoyuktuk, 8-4 and the Buds, 7-4. S. D. Duckhunters, another of the powerhouse teams, is in the other semifinal game with wins over the H. Hackers 8-O and Kaos 4-2. The Kardiac Kids were upset from further action losing to the Norwangers 4-2. The Norwangers were disposed of during second round action, losing 4-2 to the Northerners. E. J. Devils will also see semi-final play having beaten Sunnydale 3-2.
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Upset was the word of the night as the 7th ranked Flyin’ Eyes narrowly edged the undefeated Outlaws 5-4 in sudden death overtime. With four minutes remaining Flyin’ Eyes were down 4-2 and their backs were against the wall. Much tothesurpriseof the Outlaws, the Flyin’ Eyes scored two unanswered goals, the tying goal coming at the 9 second mark. (It sure makes you wonder if Peter Savich was playing hockey that night as well). The momentum had to have been in favour of the Flyin’ Eyes as they managed to score once again in the sudden-death overtime period. Congratulations to the Optometry Flyin’ Eyes, this term’s A-Champs. In the B-League, the playoff rankings finally held true as the No. 1 ranked West D Alumni closed the door on A.A. in a 2-O blanking. The game provided some excellent goal-tending as reflected in the score, and certainly causes us to look forward to next year’s new arena and “pennant-race”.
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Scruff: Thanks for 2 great years. Much love, Kitten.
CC Patrol. Was that really you two at the Coronet last night tabledancing? Matching tattoos even! There should be a happy hour for your show; a two for one deal. You two sure don’t leave much to the imagination. “Huma Huma’. Love Ya, The Hill Sleeper.
Renalto - that’s what i like about you - everything! Attention! All pre-opt second year students, we shall meet in Bombshelter, April 13 to celebrate. Be ready to party! Gathering around 8:00 p.m. M.C:
To: P.B., Burnsy, The Shark, and all the rest: Thanks for a great year! Love M.J., Cindy, Carol, Kim, Lisa, and all your fans!
To R.M. and the Animal: Hope you have a great summer, starting April 20th. Good Luck. - Roomie. Renalto - Don’t there, dance!!
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Tanya.or is Tatyana in Pink? We would appreciate that you tell your hacks to stop calling me at 2 o’clock in the morning. I feel for you much the way a lampost feels about a dog.
Gay Male, 20, seeks same for friendship during fall and winter 83-84. Possible housing for same. Write: Jeff, 5468 Dundas St. W., Box 1100, Toronto, Ontario, M9 B 6E3
Dan Dan: Happy 20th Birthday you drunk old maid you. We’ve only just begun to party. Boy! Have you ever learned fast and well. Your partying friends: Joanne, Jane, Julie, Geoff and Steve.
GGG. The Beast rises from I 16. Beware, your combining foes will destroy you soon. The exorcist committee. The Norman St. ‘Y ing-Yangs’ are ready to party tonight, so those who plan to’ be in attendance are advised to be prepared. Be sure to bring plenty of mind altering fluids. We’ll see who is brave enough to ‘shoot the tube’. ZWRKS.
Announcement: Like a flicker to a flame, We won’t mention a name. Love blooms on A3 -1st. Can her juices quench his thirst? We’ll have to wait and see, if it cums to be. This ad entitles bearer toa wild night on the town with J. Razzmoosen. Only Connie’s need apply. Happy Birthday John from W.A. Engineers.
Kap; You might have gotten rid of “him”, but you still have me to contend with! Postman. Today’s my birthday, Karen. I’m 20, Gay, - and proud of it - Love JM.
Dave B.‘and Scott B. Thanks for the FLOWING evenin-g. Scary Ellen and Maggot. (small quantity and poor quality).
Wanted - Guys looking for a real gay time to join FLOW. V2, South E. Ask for your “buddies”. Dave B. or Scott B.
Jo: Do you think we’d pass up this opportunity? Happy 20th Birthday! We know you’ll have a good one. Party ON! Your FRIENDS: Jane, Julie, Kim, Geoff and Steve.
Janelle: Happy Birthday! Love, A Happy Virgin. D308: I stumbled upon this accidently. You forgot: Sharpdresser, charming, and taken. Thanks for the hospitality and Belated Birthday; Happy Love Freeheart: BWUCE: Ow-de-Plowda! Lode-wowda! Veer-de-schreer .. Powda Beirda??? This and more we send you on your 25th birthday. Now that you’ve reached the pinnacle of manhood, maybe you can cope with those2 sexy beasts in your apartment with love, Val & Margot. Nancy B.: Welcome back, we missed you. Where are our beach boys? We said we wanted souvenirs. Us.
Dave B. I see all your friends (Scott B.) supported you by running away when those snowballs greeted you Monday night. Kerry poem Red, What?
K. - 1 was writing a about you - Roses are I’ve met your mom. So Your still scum! Woo.
Colleen: Thanks for coming down last weekend. Look forward to seeing you again Saturday night. TAB. Snookums: 22nd Happy Birthday! Love Your Snooky Bear.
Bill! Thanx for making my first year a great one! Love from your little cousin.
Scott B. your Daves are numbered. Maybe you should buy some more. By the way, we know where the condo is.’
Paul the “Pouff”; You never told me! How many others have you deceived? Foxy Ferrari.
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Obscene Man, the Beige Man, s-face, Kcuds, ABC’S, DOODoo’s, & Nap Attacks Snort(Y).
Mike Baldwin and Don Clarke: No Imprints in April. Happy Early Birthdays April IO and I 1. NM F.
Kerry K. and Ron B. -- you are TV’s(Technically Virgin’s) but I think the wrappingsaysit all Sleazebags C.K. (Common Knowledge).
Anne, Don’t take off your red leg warmers, We like you just thewayyouare. Havea Happy Birthday!
Twit: You’re an amazing friend. Thanks -- CIC. PS, Don’t worry, MP isn’t better company (except when it’s raining). Mazola. The flimsy line is still intact - unfortunately some people would rather see it wrapped around my neck. I’ve also switched. Crisco is lighter. Ron B. To the Lancaster Boys: The punch was potent, the lasagna luscious and the wine devine. Too bad dessert bit the dust but the lettuce fight was something else. Really like those games in the dark. Huggy’s will never be the same and neither will your bathroom mirror. Thanks for a great night. The Noecker Girls. P.S. How about an Easter Egg hunt next! R.K..and J.J. Please keep your bare facts to yourself. We didn’t appreciate your whole wheat and white buns. Ever consider a job at Buns Master‘? Love A3 first. Those school-girl days of closing books and long-last looks are gone. And how do you thank someone who has taken you from Gin to Grand Marnier? It isn’t easy but 1’11 try. To Paps, with love. Help! Deaf pancake maker needs tutor to help with sign language course. Will render services as payment. Call Beach Head. Rebecca, Di-Fry, and Judith Hearne (axlias Mexicangoofball): Thanx for educating me! I‘m going to miss you burn outs. Hope to see you in the Bay this summer. Love, your little paranoid buddy. Mayyoulivetobe23,Mayyou drink blueberry tea, Get plastered, Miss Pappert, Birthday, Coffee, Happy Wang, and me. Smurfette, help you really hairy teeth. Love
Happy 23! Love to celebrate. I’ve got knees and all of my Chewbaca.
Robert, David, Kenneth, Norman, Cameron, Michael: We don’t like/ the Mazola Party odds - Got another six friends? The Four Girls! . : Butterfingers Taylor: Let’s hope yo&e better with dishes than you are with a dessicator! Shoot that poison arrow! Rob: When do I get my cookies? I’m sure your oven must be fixed by now! The Brownie Baker! Jim Hall: You can be my doctor anytime. Y ou’realmost worth getting sick for! The Masseuse. Wanted: Experienced Female Mazola P>artiers to assist amateurs. Apply in person 530C Sunnydale. Rob, Norm, Ken & Dave. Roman Polamski, Lucky you! I may even star in your next war, CIRCUS or movie! See you Saturday. L.D.
Passion Pit-W5 3rd FloorGlad there was more PASSION than PITS with you Young and Restless boys this term. Love Tina! I.H.C. & J.B.H.: “Farmer”, we’ve heard that you’ve been psychosexually abused by the “Wiz” . . . Ah, Didums! Sir Bwyan the Inept: Get ya! Got ya! Goosed ya! Lady Tina the Able! Yimmy Guth: Someday you’ll get your Trivial pink wedgie! Your star Boomball player, T.J.S.
For Sale Typewriter; new electric portable, 3 “ball elements” to change typestyle for that printed look, coloured ribbon cassettes, worth $600, $200 plus off, negotiable, 745-29 14. 1974 Toyota Celica, good running condition, needs body work, asking $550 or best offer Call 886-7077 after 5 p.m. Sailboat. 18 ft. solid mahogany Lightening with fibreglas hull. C/W 2 sets of sails, spinnaker, trailer. Best offer. 886-6222. Black 1979 Honda CB 750F Supersport. Immaculate condition with new chain. Phone 743-7617 or 743-3669 anytime. Any reasonable offer considered. Honda 450 with sport fairing, back restand carrier, engine guard and only 4500 miles. Best offer over $1400. 8844869. Honda 750 Excellent km. $1600 New back 886-9874.
Super Sport 1978. condition. 17000 certified or B/ 0. tire. Call Gary at
Smith-Corona Electric typewriter. Coronamatic model 2200. Excellent condition. Two years old, with corrector and two free cartridges. Negotiable. Call 884-6 139. I1 cu. ft. Sears Freezer. Six mths. warranty. $250. Auto Dishwasher. but very reliable. 886-6222.
Kenmore old; under Kelvinator Not a gem Best offer.
Computer System for sale consisting of Apple 11 Plus 48K’ computer, Apple disk drives No 1 &‘2, Electrohome 12 in. green monitor, Epson MX80 column printer c/ w interface card & joystick for games. Asking $4,300.00. System only 3 months old. Phone: l-638-2663 after 6:00 p.m. Panasonic portable stereo radio-cassette recorder. Free with Sony MDR-3 stereo headphone. Both in excellent conditions. FM/ SW I/ SW2j MW. Asking $120. Call 8846139. Baseball sweaters. Blue Jays - home - medium - No. 10 - $20. Expos - home - large - No. 49 - $30. Dave 8887611.
Required immediately: reliable donors for artificial insemination programme in the area. Preference given to married candidates with an existing child. Must be in excellent health with a family history free of genetic disease. Please reply to Dr. N. Assad. 695 Coronation Blvd., Cambridge, Ontario, Nl R 7J9
More Classified HP12C Financial calculator. In Mint condition. Price $200. Call Mike 884-6680. Sale: Self-correcting For electric typewriter. One year old! Excellent condition. $350.00. Diane 885-6846, messages IJ W ext. 2345. Arete - Two excellent seats for sale. Regular $15.00 for $10.50. Call Debbie 884-5662 or Scott 886-6735. ADC sound shaper one ten equalizer, DBX 2BX dynamic range expander. Call Doug 884-5979. For Sale: Two tickets for sold out performance to see “Stray Cats” - Centre in the Square. Tonight “Fri.“. Phone 8845604.
April 5th, 1983. Instead of treking to the Used Bookstore, telephone Patty at 884-75 14 Monday evening or Thursday all day. Good, used set of stereo headphones. Dave 885-2370. Hey, B. Cakes last time we were together you left marks. When the “NU MB” leaves, realise it and don’t hesitate to call. B. Snakes. (I.L.U.) Remember.
Typing 25 years experience; no math papers; reasonable rates; Westmount area; call 7433342.
1st to August 3 1,’ 83. Suitable for 3 students! Only 1 minute walk to campus. $300/ month unfurnished or $3 151 month furnished. Utilities, cable T.V., laundry and parking included. Call 886-3987.
Summer Housing: Toronto. $230; month. 3 people needed to sublet 4 bedroom House King & Bathurst, 3 bathroom, washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Contact Marty l-4 l6-4637191. Summer Housing: Hamilton $l30/ month. I person to sublet a basement room in a large house. Color T.V. Close to shopping, MAC. Contact Bernie I-4 16-525-7770.
Experienced Typist, 1BM Selectric self-correcting, engineering symbols, reasonable rates, will pick-up and deliver to campus. Mrs. Lynda Hull, 579-0943.
Don Mills/ Eglinton Rooms for Rent. Fully furnished all students townhouse/ apartment for responsible co-ops, swimming pool, laundry, exercise room etc. Approx. 30 min to downtown. Call 416429-7309 for information.
Experienced typist will do essays, work reports, etc. Fast accurate work. Reasonable rates. Lakeshore Village near Sunnydale. 885-1863.
Used Stuff: IO-speed bicycle, cleaner, plants, vacuum, kitchen stuff, B&W T.V., sleeping bag, car ramps, curtains, tools, etc. - Moving West - Call Andrew 8865384.
Sunnydale May - Aug. Fully furnished, close to campus, room for 4. $100 per person/ month, utilities paid. Call 886-6674 Brian.
Professional typing at rates. Fast, reasonable accurate service. Satisfaction guaranteed. Carbon ribbon with lift-off correction. Call Diane at 576-l 284.
Married Students Apts! To sublet for summer term: 2 bedroom apt., $400/ month. First and last month’s rent in advance. Call Jessica 884-9504
For Sale: Pair Lady’s Size 6 Downhill Ski Boots. Used excellent condition, twice, $70.00. Diane 885-6846, messages U W Ext. 2345.
Typing. 14 years’ experience typing theses, research papers, etc. IBM manuscripts, Selectric II correcting typewriter. Phone Nancy anytime at 576-790 1.
1 bedroom apartment to sublet. May - Aug ‘83. Option to return in alternate terms. 20 minute walk to campus. Erb & Amos Area. Laundry facilities. Partly furnished. $245/month 885-6773.
Vancouver & return plane ticket for April 23 to May 1. A genuine bargoon at only $225. Call 888-68 16 and say hi. 1960 Italian import with papers. 23km as of Tuesday, March 29th. Slightly used may need lubing. Reduced for clearance, Call Wang, please.
1969 Volvo 144s for parts. Has 4 Michelin XRX Radials with 15000 miles. $250 or B.O. Call x3423 or 888-6613. Used Furniture: Sofa and Matching Chair, coffee table, more chairs, waterbed, stereo stand, book shelves, single bed, etc. Moving west - call Andrew - 886-5384.
Services Here’s a great idea for your birthday - celebrate it with a birthday bunny. Call Danielle. Rates and acts negotiable.
Typing: Essays, reports, theses etc. typed accurately, quickly. Carbon film ribbon. 75~ per double-spaced page. Phone Joan at 884-3937. Maggi Can Type It! Student Rates: Essays, 75a: per page, Thesis, 65~ per page, Resume $5.00, Letters, $1 .OO each. Charge $5.00. Minimum “Free” Pickup and Delivery. Phone 743-l 976. Fast, efficient typing. Essays, Reports, Thesis, etc. Please telephone 576-855 1.
The student needing help in French, please call Nola tel. 884-956 1.
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white tap dancing Large rabbit delivers flowers, cakes, telegrams, easter baskets, from $10.00 743-7139. Call Soon.
Notebook, U of W, Yellow. Misplaced on campus. Must befound. lffoundpleasereturn to Imprint office.
Have Postal box to share. Write to Jeff, 5468 Dundas Street West, Box 1100. Toronto, Ontario M9B 6E3.
Blue jacket, “Blues” embroidered on back, basketball crest on front, keys in pocket. Lost at ClAU’s on Saturday, Call Carolyn 886-4029 anytime.
Writers. Tired of rejection‘? Have manuscripts disappear! them to Ms. X - You’ll see them again.
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Accommodation in the Bahamas is not asexpensiveas you think. Call Sam 886-6845.
Ride Available To Ottawa Thursday, March 31 around 2 p.m. or Friday, April 1st around 10 a.m. Return by Sunday evening. $15 each way. Rich 884-5417.
Silver-grey Wittnauer wrist watch near BearingerParkside corner (Sunnydale). Highly sentimental gradu$ub$tantial ation gift. Reward! Please contact Mike 884-1101. Lost: Former St. Jeromes and Pseudoposter boy football star. Unemployed, unskilled and unsatisfactory. (as,k SJC poster girl). Comes to the name of Wang, when and if called.
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Housing Available
Couple or two friends to share double bedroom in house, May-August. Modern home, clean, rent negotiable. Sun Deck too! 888-7608.
Summer Co-op housing May 7 - Sept 1, 1983. 45 Madison Ave, Toronto, M5R 2S2. (4 16) 921-1358. Double$200,Single $2 10.00
Anthology of Children’s Literature required by English student for studies beginning
Married Students 2 bedroom apartment to sublet from May
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Fall ‘83: Wanted two girls, regular stream, to share Sunnydale Townhouse with girls. It’s all yours for Winter ‘84. Must have good sense of humour and semi-studious. Call 884-9477 or 884-6 165.
Two roommates wanted for Townhouse in May-Aug. Robinwood. Swimming pool, partially furnished, 3bedroom, $395 a month (total). Call Paul 886-7763.
Free Rent in August! 4 bedroom Sunnydale townhouse to sublet for MayAugust. Utilities paid. 15 minute walk to campus. $392/month. Call Tom 884 5597 or Gus 884-6045.
3 minute walk to U of W. Ph?llip St. townhouse, 4 bedrooms, developed basement, completely furnished, 4 appliances, 1.5 baths, patio great for barbeques! Available April 15 Aug 31 rent negotiable. Phone 886-9436. unfurnished 3Large, bedroom townhouseavaila.ble Sunnydale May-Aug ‘83. $401/ month. I5 mins walk to campus. Further information call Susan 884-7427.
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Wanted: Female roommate to share two bedroom apartment. Highland and Belmont. $ I50 utilities included. 7423808. Room house. minutes May 1 utilities
Furnished 4 rooms from May onward. Near downtown Waterloo. Shared kitchen and bath, parking. Male, female Co-ed. Call I-337-65 16 for information. Furnished 2 bedroom apt. May l/83 -~ Aug 31/83. Laundry, parking, utilities included. Westmount and Brybeck. (on bus route). $350/ month. 578-8297
Air Conditioned! Partially furnished fully carpeted twobedroom apartment available May-August. Facilities include swimming pool, roof garden, sauna, weight room, ping-pong, laundry and underground parking. 2 miles of U of W on south Westmount. Call 578-3707 John or Rich.
Double room in partially furnished modern bungalow, May-August. Carpeted, garage, Sun Deck. 15 min. to U W. Rent negotiable. 8887608.
in 3 bedroom TownFully furnished, 15 walk from university, - Sept 1. $140/month, included. 884-9343.
Just what you’re looking for! Two bedroom townhouse to sublet May 1 to Aug. 31. Twenty min. walk from U of W or W LU. Randall or Kevin at 886-4592. Single rooms Summer Term. in clean, quiet, private Male & Female, home. separate residences. Private Fully entrance & bath. furnished. Toaster, teakettle& frig, but no cooking. Locks on all doors. $25 - $30 weekly. 5 minute walk to either University. Mrs. Dorscht 8843629. 4 bedroom semi-detached house. Sublet May-August; lease available in January. 10 min. bike ride to U W. Close to grocery, laundry, beer and liquor store. Parking, private backyard. 885-395 1. Apt. available from May to August. Two bedroom, suitable for four students. 5 min. walk from U of W. $280/ month utilities included Phone 885-1418.
Apartment to Share: May Sept. 1 bedroom, share furnished living, dining, kitchen and bath to quiet male or female nonsmoker. $125/month. Phone Joan or Andrew at 884-3937. House to share. 4th month rent free! May to Aug. $110 per person per month. Furnished. On bus route 8. 30 minute walk to campus, 2 to shopping centre, 10 to downtown. Parking. Clean. Cable T.V. 4 Devitt South, Waterloo. 578-9225. 6 minutes from Campus. House to sublet from May to August. 3 bedroom, partly furnished. Rent negotiable. Phone 884-2459. Person wanted to share townhouse with 3 others MayAug/83.’ $125/month plus utilities; 15 minute walk to campus, beside parkdale plaza; 506F Albert St. 8850845. Spacious, well-kept Sunnydale townhouse for summer sublet. 4 bedrooms. Reasonable rent. Partially furnished. Call Now! 884-7906.
Lg. 2 bedroom apt with study. Married Students Res., May-Aug ‘83, furnished, $3 15/ month. 886-5952.
Rooms available in spacious home for May-August term. Close to Universities. Call 7447034. 2 bedroom apartment for rent from May I/ 83 to Aug 3 I/ 83. 20 minute walk or 10 minute bike ride from UW campus. Laundry, parking, balcony and utilities included. Close to Parkdale Plaza on Hazel St. $300/ month furnished or $260,’ month partially furnished. Call 885-l 308. Sunnydale: Furnished 3 bedroom townhouse to sublet May 1 to Aug 31 with option for winter ‘term. Rent $437/ month. Gary 884-9806, Martin 884-6526. Lease available in September. Share a 2-3 bedroom townhouse for the summer and pick-up the lease for September. Located at University and Philip; new and well maintained buildings and grounds, washer and dryer, partially furnished. Rent negotiable. Ask for Louis at 888-7 168. 2 roommates wanted to share Robinwood townhouse for summer. Nice location; swimming pool. Rent $119 each per month - last month’s rent free. Phone Patti, 8864029. Party iri Sunnydale! Lease is yours in Sept if you take it this summer. 3-A BR. 885-6 143.
Housing Wanted Wanted: Townhouse/ house for four upper year students starting September 1983. Phone 884-52 l6,884-7379, or 884-6238. Downtown Toronto accommodation required for female student. Reasonable co-op price, clean, Bathurst and U of T areas preferred. Patrice 8843016.
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Roommate Wanted Roommate wanted for September to April to share large 2 bedroom townhouse with one person. Upper year and vegetarian preferred. 10 min. walk to U W. $175 each plus utilities. 886- 1524.
Help Wanted Student required to conduct program in campus cafeterias. Responsibilities would include ordering, distributing and displaying appropriate educational materials in two campus cafeterias. No experience necessary. Wor,k period to include 10 hrs.1 week from August 2nd to Sept. 2, r983; and 5 hrs./ week during fall and winter terms(Sept. 6th to Nov. 25, 1983; Jan. 9th to March 30,1984). Applications should be sent to Lynda Davenport, Supervisor. Health Services. Ext. 3541. Deadline for applications is April 5, 1983.
Money $1000.00 award to a graduating student from the University of Waterloo, who has displayed outstanding achievement in accounting. Applications are available in the Student Awards Office. Deadline is April 15th. 1983. 1983/84 O.S.A.P. Applications Available. The applications for the Ontario Student Assistance Program are now available in the Student Awards Office, second floor, Needles Hall.
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Notice is hereby given of the
ANNUAL MEETING
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Nominations for this position will open on Friday, March 25 and will remain open until 4:30 P.M. on Thursday, March 31st, 1983. Nominations will be accepted as acclamations as they are received. Nomination forms may be picked up at the Federation of Students office located in Room 235, Campus Centre.
of Students,
University of Waterloo, a corporation under the laws of the Province of Ontario, to be held on Tuesday, March 29, 1983 at 8:00 p.m. in Room 3001 of Needles Hall. For the agenda, All undergraduates
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On-Campus Organizing Conference
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DANCEWORKS ‘83 Featuring Exciting New Works By i Gabby Miceli and Guest Choreographer Susan Cash: Sunday, March 27, 1983 2:00 pm. Humanities Theatre $4 General $3 Feds/Seniors Tickets are available at UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre
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Ensemble by Patricia Michalewicz Imprint staff I have harboured my suspicions for a long time. I’ve seen it happen all too often, the disparaging reviews, the negative comments, the audience’s snub. But finally, I have proof. It comes with the reviews of the Canadian Chamber Ensemble’s latest concert. Last Saturday night, the CCE performed a varied classical program at the Centre in the Square. On Sunday, they performed the same program at Toronto’s Roy Thompson Hall. The Kitchener-Waterloo Record and the Toronto Globeand Mail both printed reviews of the concert on Monday. What was so interesting was that the two reviews of the same ensemble, playing the same music were so drastically different. The Record review, written by Pauline Durichen, was positive, although somewhat cautious (though this is probably more indicative of the writer’s style than of any waffling on the subject matter). The Globe and Mail review was very negative. The writer, Arthur Kaptainis, praised only the last number on the program, Stravinsky’s Dumbarton Oaks Concerto. It is possible that the CCE gave a fine performance on Saturday but fizzled out on Sunday. It isalso possible that the Globe and Mail’s music critic is more knowledgeable about classical music. And, it is possible, even probable, that the
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gives fine concert two critics have different ideas about how a certain piece should be played. However, the CCE is a group of professional musicians (they are part of the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Orchestra) and, barring a total catastrophe, they should have more or less an even quality of performance. And Ms. Durichen has demonstrated in the past that she is a very competent critic. As for the matter of the two critics having different musical taste, it is a legitimate reason for the two reviews to be so different. But, I think it goes beyond that. The first paragraph of the Globeand Mail review may give a clue as to the reason for the bad review: “Despite the trans-national implications of the name, the Canadian Chamber Ensemble (formerly the Stratford Ensemble) is, in fact, the resident professional core of the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Orchestra. This information lent a certain nersnective to its appearance yesterday afternoon with the French-born pianist and conductor Philippe Entremont in Roy Thompson Hall.” Clearly, Mr. Kaptainis seems to believe that because the ensemble is from Kitchener and not from Toronto, Montreal, or New York then it is an inferior group of musicians. Well, I’ve had it with this kind of Toronto snobberv. There are a lot of ‘Toronto snobs’ ()ut there, just waiting to put down anything that isn’t f rom the Northern Apple. We’ve H
all heard t Iem. They include those people that think that U. of T. is the best university in the country, Toronto is more exciting than any other city in Canada, Toronto is great, clean, safe, trendy, blah, blah, blah, blah. Toronto is not an artistic and cultural Mecca. It has no monopoly on good music or good anything. Writers who put down musicians from smaller cities because they aren’t trendy or avant garde enough are not doing their readers a service. They are merely depriving us of an accurate review. I thought that the Canadian Chamber Ensemble gave a very fine performance on Saturday. Their rendition of Aaron Copland’s Appalachian Spring was beautiful. They achieved a perfect balance between classical and folk music that make this selection so delightful. Their version of Darius Milhaud’s La Creation Du Mode was also done very well. This is a jazzy, blustery piece of music and the CCE hit just the right mood. They also performed Mozart’s Quintet in E Flat. I am not a particular fan of Mozart’s music and after hearing this I remembered why. Still, to be fair, guest artist Philippe Entremont played the piano section of this piece very well. The Canadian Chamber Ensemble did have some rough spots in its performance. Very few people would expect a perfect performance with such a varied program. It is interesting, however, that some people would put the home base of the CCE ahead of their musicianship. It is a solemn comment on music criticism in Canada.
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Jazz trio delivers by Dave Lawson Imprint staff Billed by CKMS as a group of exceptionally talented modern instrumental musicians, Strangeness Beauty provided about two hours of aural excitement at St. Jerome’s College on Saturday night. The trio consists of Ron Alien on soprano sax and synthesizer (frequently both at once), Michael Sloski on drums, and David Piltch on bass and pedals (playing a Spectre fre tiess and an electric upright made by Peter Elias). The name, Strangeness Beauty, was inspired by high energy nuclear physics - apparently Strangeness and Beauty are the names of the first quirks and quarks, which are qualities of matter (let’s hope I got that right!) There is something satisfyingly apt about the name of a contemporary jazz trio that calls itself Strangeness Beauty. Strangeness. A pseudo-new wave sax/keyboard player who evidently finds synth patch charts more valuable than score paper. Mysterious, spacey, in-between-song computer voices. Cryptic asides. Rhythm experiments. Not necessarily for the jazz purist! Beauty. All of the above, plus, Stratospheric sax playing, oozing with technical finesse. Carefully-crafted synth sounds. Versatile bass work: frenzied soloing; delicate
bowing. Drumming - tight, very tight; controlled, but urgent. Three musicians for the most part joyously oblivious to their audience, yet engaged in the kind of group rapport that yields the excitement of almost psychic instrumental interplay. It is somewhat pointless to discuss the highlights of a show like this, since the pieces taken as a whole constitute a kind of organic unity; suffice it to say that tunes like Star-lost, Bright Star, Lost Tango, and Switig Tune provided enough variety to keep the evening fastpaced and exciting. Swing Tune was particularly interesting, with its traditional swing rhythms in the bass and drums (note - I did not say rhythm section) countering avante garde, dissonant sax and synth realizations. Having existed for only ten months, Strangeness Beauty, out of Toronto, is a trio that delivers - and with one album to their credit thus far (Back to Nowhere, see Imprint, March llth), we can expect great things from these guys. Their music comes highly recommended for those who seek a breather from the insipid pap that seems to permeate the mainstream of radio programming right now. Strangeness and beauty, it should be noted, are not mutually exclusive terms.
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Murphy,‘s Lawyers successfully defeated teams from both Toronto and Brantford in a four-game Theatresports tourney held this past Saturday in the Theatre of the Arts. The tourney, which was taped for later broadcast by Rogers Cable Television, ran for nearly three hours and consisted of a preliminary batch followed by a three-game round-robin. Approximately 200 people were in attendance, many armed with brightiycolored balloons. The preliminary round pitted two scratch teams against each other, made up of players from Toronto and Waterloo. Revenge of the Mushroom People narrowly defeated Some Assembly Required by a score of 19 to 13, and won the audience’s hearts with a scene that involved kissing one of the cameramen.
This round was followed up in short order by a half-hour match between Albatross and the Waterloo team Murphy’s Lawyers (Margaret Eaton, Heather Irvine, Paul McKone and Bernie Roehl). The game was sluggish at first, but both teams quickly warmed up. The score (47-34 for Waterloo) was the highest of the evening. The final round of the evening saw Waterloo trouncing Toronto by a score of 37 to 19. One of the highlights of the evening was a “Day in the Life” scene in which the exciting events of Andrew Grant’s life were re-enacted on-stage. Andrew, aged two and a half years, was delighted. A new innovation, introduced by the Toronto players, was “Boo Bricks”. “Boo Bricks” (actually lightweight pieces of foam rubber) are used by the audience when they strongly disagree with the scores awarded by judges; the sight of tenor fifteen piecesof white foam rubber sailing through the air was quite entertaining. This week’s Theatresports game will be the first in a series of local leagZ”games, involving four Waterloo teams in competition with each other. The games will once again be held in the rehearsal studio of the Humanities building (room HH 180). This past Saturday’s game will be telecast on Roger’s Cable 4 on the evening of Friday, April 15.
The first game of the round-robin put Brantford’s team Albatross (consisting of Randy Miller, Lori Pamplin, Nina Labreque and Ken Lefebvre) against The Kids in the Hall, one of Toronto’s newest teams. The Kids (Kevin McDonald, Luciano Casimiri and David Foley) have been seen performing at Toronto’s Rivoli dinner theatre, where they are consistently well-received. Their defeat at the hands of the Brantford team came as a surprise and may be a sign of things to come for the fledgling Brantfordians.
On Wednesday, March 30th, Arete, an energetic mime troupe from Calgary, will perform in the Humanities Theatre. This highly versatile group of three, Randy Birch, Kevin McKendrick and Don Spino, have dedicated themselves to the task of presenting high quality Mime as an artform that can be entertaining and understandable. This feat they have accomplished by utilizing original, unique ideas and a seemingly
boundless supply of energy. Arete Mime Troupe was formed in April of 1976. To date they have performed to well over 250,000 persons of all ages, on four continents. Arete is currently logging more miles than any other Canadian touring theatre company. Wednesday evening’s show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are available ’ at the Humanities Theatre Box Office; there is one ticket priceof $7.50 per person.
MathSoc pub has L’Etranger, Rheostatics and Magnetic Juju The Math Societyispleased to present an end of term night of music and dance with L’Etranger on Thursday, March 31 at the Waterloo Inn. L’Etranger is’s Toronto band whose recent 12-inch E.P. entitled Innocent Hands has received enthusiastic responses from critics and audiences. * L’Etranger in this year’s
are contenders CFNY U’Know
Awards “Most Promising Band” category. Their last area appearance was in October 1982. L’Etranger is known for putting on an exciting performance, so this is not an event to miss. As well as L’Etranger, the Rheostatics, another young Toronto band will be appearing. The Rheostatics are sure to have everyone up dancing with their energetic, funk-
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by Suzanne Alexanian Imprint staff It’s essentially a western ideology; Gandhi was the very man who inspired India’s independence from British rule. It was a peaceful revolution. It’s not a documentary; this is a film about the man. We are given a glimpse of one man’s vision. Mahatma Gandhi’s idea was to revolutionize demonstration. Through peaceful means this would allow India to take on the responsibility by itself. Without creating war, Gandhi’s concept was to free the people from undue domination. Richard Attenborough, the man who conceived the film, had a prophesy in mind. He explains that Gandhi “showed usa way tostop killing ourselves.” This film was twenty years in the making: an epic show piece completed in 1982. Richard Attenborough was first approached by Kothari, a staff member of the Indian High Commission. It was his mission to find someone who would spread the knowledge of Mahatma Gandhi throughout the world by means of a motion picture. When reading the biographies of Gandhi, Attenborough was struck by one sentence Gandhi wrote at the age of 23 while in South Africa. Having been obliged to bow into the gutter of the sidewalkso that ‘whites’might not be contaminated by too close proximity with himself, Gandhi observed, “It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings.” Gandhi was a western man. Though of Indian roots, he was schooled in Britain and took on the profession of attorney of British law. It was that incident at 23 that inspired his work in South Africa of declassing the people. It also prompted his later most notable achievement; leading India toward indeppendent government. The film Gandhi spans over some fifty years of Gandhi’s life, showing the many ways in which Gandhi’s peaceful revolutionary techniques were used to settle dispute. In South Africa he led ‘non white’ people through the burning of branding documents. While using any means, Gandhi upheld the
its acclaim personal fasting lasting up to a month and longer. Nothing would pass his lips as long as people continued to fight or to even fight back. Publicity worldwide. As a man of western influence, Gandhi relishedpublicityof all sorts. Realizing its worthiness throughout the world in passing on information of events, he expended a great deal of effort allowing his journalist colleagues the data necessary to permit the world the knowledge of what India was doing. This was displayed most comically when a prison went on strike and the prisoners sat on the room with a banner spanning the entire building requesting media coverage. Many of these examples seem to be taken for granted today as a basic form of initiating change. In this sense Gandhi is historically significant. He is the father of these ideas. It is awesome trying to fathom the implicationsoftheseconceptsonapeasant society, of hundrds of millions of people, without telephones, radios, and other forms of communication that we now take for granted, as the source of mass communication. I find the film historically reletrant. Today, though, it is obvious that Gandhi’s ideas need expanding to enable us to revolt against a Nuclear Age, his concepts would provide the nucleus.
Christian doctrine of ‘turning the other cheek’ to violence. While publically burning this identification and being beaten by police, he would simply gather himself together again and approach the fire bowl, repeatedly accepting the brutalities without any retaliation. This dramatic display drops the jaw of the observer. Gandhi led the people of India through boycotts. Goods which could be bought dom-
estically, such as cotton, would not be bought from importers. When this was done it allowed change. Many people of India had become jobless through the import of cotton from Britain’s factories. The course of encouraging the masses to revolt against the powerful British rulers, had to be done in the absence of violence. Gandhi’s remedy for any such action on his side was a
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Chemical Nightmare The Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) has spent the last year and a half researching the issue of hazardous wastes. This research has culminated in the publication of the book “Chemical Nightmare: the Unnecessary Legacy of Toxic Wastes”. The book outlines the dimensions of the hazardous waste problem as well as the response of business, government, and citizens to this issue. It also describes how the problem can be eliminated. The following are excerpts from the book which can be obtained from the WPIRG office in room 217A of the Campus Centre.
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he cattle started getting sick and they started dying” reported Leander Martin, a Mennonite farmer who lives on a 173-acre farm near Elmira, Ontario. Their illnesses, 15 deaths,--and tainted milk were caused by drinking from the creek that wanders across his farm a creek contaminated by toxic wastes from a nearby chemical company. In the hopes. of avoiding further problems, Leander Martin fenced off the creek so his cattle could not drink from it, this meant abandoning 20 acres of his property. For several decades, Uniroyal Ltd. used this creek as a convenient dump to wash away its hazardous wastes. To make matters worse, in 1969 the company buried millions of gallons of chemical wastes in two pits at its Elmira chemical plant. Included in these wastes was trichlorophenol, often used in manufacturing herbicides. Although not produced intentionally, inevitably present with trichlorophenol are dioxins, one of which, TCDD, is commonly referred to by
Rear view of the Uniroyal plant in Elmira with Canagagigue Creek flowing past. This creek empties into the Grand River, which provides water for several southern Ontario communitites.
scientists as the most poisonous chemical ever produced. In minute quantities, dioxin produces birth defects and cancers. Wastes from these pits have been found to be leaking toward the creek. Tests in the early 1980’s by the Ontario Ministry of the Environment found increased contamination in the creek. This creek empties into the Grand River, which provides water for several southern Ontario communities. A surface water specialist with the Ministry of the Environment concluded, “The things we are finding (in the water), we don’t know the significance of.” *** In an area known as Quebec’s vegetable garden and as one of the province’s main sources of milk, 8,000 people were told by the provincial government in 1982 not to drink from their wells because of chemical contamination from a nearby waste disposal site. Between 1968and 1973, millions of gallons of liquid industrial wastes were poured into an old gravel pit just outside of Mercier, a town 12 miles southwest of Montreal. Chemical pollution from the site has been spreading underground. By 1982, groundwater underneath 12 square miles of farmland had been permanently contaminated; chemical levels in the water werefound to be 1 OOOtimes higher than allowed by federal government drinking water standards. Noone knows how much further this contamination will go. All residentswithinonemilesouthof the lagoon were ordered not to drink from their wells. Quebec’s Environment Ministry told vegetable growers within that same area not to use the water for the irrigation of their rich, black soils. St-Martine’s main industry, a Green Giant food processing pant employing 600 people, now has its water supply threatened. Despite its efforts to stop the spread of contamination, the Quebec government fears that an ever-expanding section of this water supply, one of Quebec’s largest reserves of underground fresh water, is being permanently poisoned. *** In the summer of 1981, a blackgooey tar oozed out of the ground in a suburban Sarnia schoolyard. Tests showed that the sticky substance contained styrene, benzene, and polyethylbenzene, each of which is known to cause skin problems and is suspected of causing cancers. A quarter of the
schoolyard was fenced off and the wastes were dug up. Thirty years earlier, Dow Chemical Ltd. had used this spot as a catch basin for its chemical wastes. These chemicals, long forgotten and unrecorded, have begun to return to the surface to haunt the people that live in the Twin Lakes housing development. No one knows how much further thesewastes stretch out under the subdivision. It is suspected that the weight of the buildings is causing the chemical wastes to be pushed up. The industrial abatement officer in the Sarnia branch of the Ontario Ministry of the Environment said that if construction continues they may have hazardous wastes “popping to the surface all over the place”. *** Our living and working environments are being contaminated from many sources, resulting in a wide range of different problems. Each of these seemingly disparate problems has direct links to the others. Each is the unplanned and unwanted byproduct of this chemical society. Although the possible contaminants that affect us are many, our interest usually focuses upon one of these problems - the problem that most directly affects our own lives. But as Bob Sass and Richard Butler, both of Saskatchewan’s Department of Labour, have said, “. . . how many of. us grasp the significance of the cumulative effect of all these apparently unrelated events? How many of us see them as part of an ongoing trend -the gradual but unrelenting poisoning of our country?” s. . Unrecorded quantities of hazardous industrial wastes have been disposed of by unknowing, inexperienced, and unconcerned companies. These wastes are welling up to pose serious dangers in many communities. In the coming years, as more past errors surface, the number of contamination problems can be expected to increase dramatically. . . Unfortunately, the problems of waste management are not just creatures of the past. “Hazardous wastes are an inevitable, though undesirable, by-product of modern life, ” according to the Chemical Manufacturers’ Association. Most corprate would agree that the managers welfare of society depends upon the constant expansion of production. By implication, this means there will also be a constant expansion of wastes. .,. Not only are thequantities of wastes increasing, but also thetypesof wastes
generated are becoming more numerous and knowledge of their impacts harder to grasp. Since the 1940’s, manufacturing processes have rapidly become more dependent upon newly created chemicals. Fifty-five thousand different chemicals are now in industrial use in North America, and more than 700 new chemicals are introduced into industry each year. The widely respected expert on chemical pollutants, Dr. Samuel Epstein, has pointed out that many of these chemicals are “not just familiar ones, but exotic ones which have never previously existed on earth and to which no living thing has previously had to adapt.” The tragic mishandling of hazardous wastes does not have to continue. There are techniques and technologies, many of which are already in use, which can prevent the release of toxic material. In devising their strategies for handling wastes, it makes sense for both government and industry to use two paramount principles: minimizing contamination of the environment and making the most efficient use of the earth’s limited resources. These principles can be most effectively met by making waste management part of the original production plans. The following would be the logical steps for a company to go through in developing its waste management programme. Step 7: Describe the waste stream. Each waste stream has different characteristics which require particular management techniques. Step 2: Reduce the waste quantities. For example, has there been maximum avoidance of spills and leakages? Step-31 Recycle and reclaim wastes. Has there been all possible reuse of materials? Step 4: Exchange wastes. Are there other companies that could use the wastes as materials for their production? Step 5: Dispose of wastes. If there are still wastes left after maximum use of steps 2,3, and 4, what are t he safest ways available to dispose of the remainder? Step 6: Substitute. If there is no safe way to dispose of a hazardous material, is there a safer material that could be used instead in the production process? or is it necessary not to produce the item at all in order to avoid serious harm to the environment and people’s health? By implementing the components of this waste management plan the unnecessary Iegacyoftoxicwastescan be avoided.
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