1983-84_v06,n10_Imprint by Editor Imprint

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_ Imprint. Friday, September

- Friday,

Sept. 23 -

KW Status

- see Friday.

KW Status of Women will be holding a conference on the issue of pornography at Y in 84 Frederick St., the Women’s Kitchener. Registration fee of $7 will cover workshops and lunch. For info call Maurita McCrystal, 885-3285.

The Future and You! “Can Christ be Real to You?” by Rev. Charles Benn. Special music by Joyful Sound, plus other music guests. Free, organized by Waterloo Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship. 7:30 p.m. WLU Peters Bldg, P1025.

KW Services for the Physically Disabled is a voluntary community agency which needs volunteers. A comprehensive training programme is provided along with continuous support and ongoing skill development. Our fall programme will soon be starting. If you would like to share a few hours a week, call 885-6640 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.

comTheatresports - improvisational edy. Everyone welcome! Admission $2, Feds $1.50. HH 180,8 p.m.

Peers Centre is open 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Monday - Thursday, 12 p.m.-2 p.m. Friday. We are a listening information and referral service, come up and see us. CC 221. Stratford Festival’s Country Wife: a scandalous and bitingly satirical Restoration comedy. Tickets $10 and $16 include pre-theatre buffet and discusson with Bob Gosselink plus return transportation. Purchase tickets through Wendy (English Dept. Undergrad Office) HH 254. Starts at 5:15 p.m., HH 270. Greek students meeting, everyone 138B. -

association: general is welcome. 7 p.m., CC

The Future and You! “The Most Important Thing In Your Life!” by Rev. Charles Benn. Special music by Joyful Sound, plus other music guests. Free. Organized by Waterloo Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship. 7:30 p.m., WLU, Peters Bldg, P1025. ASEANS ‘83 AGM (and the annual election for the 83/84 committee) will be held at 8 p.m. in MC 2066. All members are urged to attend< Canadian Coalition Against Media Pornography, with speaker Bonnie Diamond, from Ottawa. Diamond will be showing and explaining how the media manipulates the image of women, particularly violent images. AL 207 at 12:30 p.m. Free. All are welcome. Arts-&g Sot Pub at SCH. Admission $1, and it-+x@ > *. .* qt &X”w-n, Blyth Summer Festival presents The Tommorrotv Box. From the author of Quiet in the Land comes a comedy about family, relationships and dreams. A smash hit at the Blyth Festival in 1981, this rural comedy is sure to become a Canadian classic! $9, $7 stu/sen. Tickets available at the Humanities Theatre Box Office (8854280). Fed Flicks - I, the Jury. Feds $1, others $2.

AL 116,8 p.m.

Library Research Shortcuts Workshops - Accounting, 2:30 p.m., -Legal Studies, 1 p.m., meet at the info desk at the Arts Library.

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of Women

Sept. 24 -

Outer’s Club bike ride to St. Agatha and Baden with a stop at the tea room. Come and bring a friend. CC, 9 a.m. \

MOTHER’S DAYS

The Baha’i Club invites you to a free coffeehouse. Bring your friends for a ’ relaxing evening. 8 p.m., CC Great Hall. Blyth

Summer

Fed Flicks

Festival

- see Friday.

Lutheran Student Movement meets for supper and discussion of “Basic Human Needs” at the Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St., corner of Seagram Dr. 6:30 p.!-iL

Ronnie Hawkins in Concert. Juno award winner, founder of The Band, and a true rock’n’roll legend, Rompink Ronnie celebrates his 25th year in Canadian rock music at the Humanities Theatre. $13.50 ($12 stu/sen) Tickets available at the Humanities Theatre Box Office, 885-4280.

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Sept. 25 -’

Holy Communion every Sunday in Keffer Chapel at 11 a.m., WLU, Albert and Seagram. Sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. All are welcome. I Laurel Creek Nature Centre Cqnservation for Communities Programs presents Berry Interesting. Take a walk on the wild side to look at the ferns and berries of Fall. 11 a.m. and 2 p.m.

Club kayaking instruction PAC pool, 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.

Fed Flicks

L-5 Waterloo - the fall general meeting of Waterloo’s space activist group will include reports, elections, and future plans. New members welcome. 7:30 p.m., CC 113.

- see Friday.

- Sunday,

Outer’s practice.

Progressive Conservative meeting. Very important. Electing new executive and planning future events. Phone Feisal Rayman (578-0092) for further info. Meeting is at 7 p.m. CC 135.

and

- see Friday.

Monday,

WJSA/Hillel Bagel Brunch! Come and eat bagels. Why? ‘Cause they taste good, and you’ll like them. See ya there! CC 113, 11:30 to 1:30 p.m. Conrad Grebel College is pleased to announce another season of noon hour concerts, held on Tuesdays from 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. in the CGC Chapel. These events are free of charge. Chess club meets in CC 113 from 7 p.m. to 12 a.m. Sign up for qualifying tournament for chess team. Drop by any time to play chess.

Sept. 26 -

Library Research Shortcuts Workshops - Economics, 1 p.m., Kinesiology, 2:30 p.m., Cartographic Material lo:30 a.m. Meet at info desk at Arts Library. Study‘ skills program will begin this week and will include workshops designed to help students ‘develop effective study habits such as efficient time management, notetaking, reading, as well as preparing for and writing exams. Interested studentscan register at the reception desk in Counselling Services, 2080, Needles Hall. Canadian Operational Research Society (CORS) Waterloo Student Section Paul Belshaw, Head of Operations Research for CNR will discuss OR at CNR. Mr. Belshaw will meet informally with CORS members after the seminar. New members welcome. 3:30\ p.m., CPH 3386.

Library Research Shortcuts shops Philosophy, 1 p.m., Relations Area Files, 2:30 p.m. info desk at Arts Library.

“Coping with Cancer” group professional group under the auspices of the Canadian Cancer Society, are willing and able to counsel cancer patients, t-heir family and friends, and answer any questions they may have on an informal basis. Adult Recreation Centre, King and Allen Sts., Waterloo. 7:30 to 9 p.m. Catechism for the Curious. Discussion of Christian Doctrine, all welcome. Chaplain Morbey. Conrad Grebel Private Dining Room 8 p.m. to 9 p.m.

Diplomacy Club organizational meeting to be held in CC 138B at 4:30 - please attend or call Chris Paul 886-9408. Moving Up - Interested in Foreign workterms and practical business experience? Come and meet the IASEC Club (International Association for Students of Economics and Commerce), now open to students of all faculties. 5:30 p.m., CC 113.

International Film Series, Humanities Theatre. Macbeth. A graphic adaptation of the Shakespearean classic from the director of Tess and Chinatown. $2.00 ($1.50 stu/sen) plus one-night membership.

Basic .Rescuer CPR - 8 hour Ontario Heart Foundation certified course. Student registration fee $22. For information and registration forms, go to the Campus Health Promotion Office, Health Services room 126. Contact Mrs. Sharrattext. 3541.

- Wed. Sept. 28 Library Research Shortcuts Workshop Anthropology, 1 p.m.; Women’s Studies, 2:30 p.m.; cartographic ‘Materials, lo:30 p.m. Meet at info desk at Arts Library.

MONDAYS

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Open meeting of the KW Men’s, Group (MESA). For a description of the group see last week’s Imprint. Today’s meeting is at 7:30 p.m. CC 138B

VISA, MASTERCHARGE,

LICENSED BY L.C.B.O.

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Campus Security and the Waterloo Regional Police and the Turnkeys will mark your bicycle with identification in order that it may be identified and returned to you if stolen. ‘CC, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.

Sure every day is a special day when you come home to Mother’s. But some days even more so than others. Checkout our calendar. ‘Then check yours. For our Monday through Wednesday specials. , Available from 4.00 till closing.

AMERICAN

Sept. 27 -

Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. North Quad, 2 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

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Karl Marx Centenary Series sponsored by Prof. Doug Wahlsten. Guest Speaker Hardial Bains, First Secretary of the Communist Party of Canada (Marxist “The Present Reality Leninist). Topic: Shows the Necessity of Marxism-Leninism”. 12:30 p.m. AL 208. Equestrian Club meeting to discuss riding lessons and upcoming events. Check the Campus Recreation bulletin Board in the PAC for your lesson time. 4:30 p.m. CC 113. Huron Campus Ministry Fellowship: common meal, Bible study - all welcome. 6 p.m., St. Paul’s College Chapel. The Hunger Projec&Participation Meeting, 7:30 p.m. CC 135. All interested in participating in ending world hunger are invited. You make a difference! Emerge and meet your friends GLOW coffeehouse. Wednesdays p.m. to 1,l p.m., CC 110.

at the at 8:30

Cinema Gratis -A Shot in the Dark. 9:30 p.m. CC Great Hall.

- Thursday

Sept. 29 -

Mature Students Afternoon Lecture Series - “ Strategies for Living More Fully While Studying”, HH 373 at 2 p.m. FASS ‘84. This is it: the fall orientation meeting/party. All faculty, administration, staff and students (i.e. everybody) should attend. We will discuss plans for the February show and announce the Fall writers’ meetings. 7:30 p.m. HH 373-378. NORML-UW is having its first meeting of the year. They will beelecting theexecutive and planning the year’s events. Your ideas would be welcome. Liberate Marijuana.l 8 p.m., CC 135. Eng Sot presents the Grottybeats downstairs at the WMI in Ruby’s. $4.00 engineers, $5 others. Starts at 8 p.m. Peace Society guest speaker Rodney Sawatsky, PhD, addresses the big issue on campus: “University or Multiversity”; discussion afterwards. You can also find out about or join in a peace-making project. 11:30 a.m. CGC room 250.

Friday,

Sept. 30

OSAP Clinic run by experienced students to help students with OSAP. lo:30 to 3:30 p.m., daily, until the 30th. Outside -cCC 128. Library Research Shortcuts - Classic, 1 p.m.; Public Finance, 2:30 p.m. Outer’s Club .Organizational Meeting for trip to Warsaw Caves and also for Thanksgiving. Attendance is compulsory if you want to reserve a spot for either trip. Contact Lyle, ext. 3878. Meeting starts at 5:30 p.m., CC 135. The Best of Second City, presented by the Second City Touring Company. $9.00 ($7.00 for students/seniors). Tickets available at the Humanities Theatre box office, 885-4280. 4 Fed Flicks -SpringBreak. Feds $1.00, others $2.00.

AL 116,8p.m.

News

Allison

3 Imprint. Friday, September

predicts

by Ron McGregor Imprint staff With the referendum for the building of Federation Hall less than a week away, Federation of Students’ President, Tom Allison, is confidently predicting a “yes” vote. And while he says cost overruns on the project are unlikely, Allison told the

Transit

Cyes’ to Fed Hall (

Students’ Council last Sunday that theconstruction ofa planned 190 seat mezzenine for the new pub may have to be delayed. The referendum ballot that will be presented to UW students on Wednesday and Thursday of next week was also examined and approved by the Fed council at this week’s meeting. It asks students to vote on a $7.50 increase in compulsory Fed fees to

may cut bus passes early

by Ron McGregor Imprint-staff If the Kitchener Transit Authority’s interpretation of a city council resolution is allowed to stand, reduced fare transit passes for local university and college students will not be available for next summer, according to Federation of Students president Tom Allison. In his remarks to Students’ Council last Sunday, Allison said he “clearly understood that the passes were to be available for a full calendar year.” Allison explained that, in a recent meeting to discuss a cost sharing plan for the passes, he and other student representatives were told by Transit Authority director, Wally Beck, that the ’ passes would not be sold for the April ‘83 term. “The resolution passed by council didn’t mentionanend to the pass situation,” Allison said. “However, Beck sees it differently.

Film seeks to promote awareness of nuclear by Deborah Austin Imprint staff A mushroom explosion appeared, people were blinded from a nuclear flash, grotesque burn victims surfaced, and complete land devastation scenes were some of the visual displays of nuclear destruction in the film, If You Love This Planet. The Women’s Centre arranged last Tuesday evening’s screening of the film. Joan Fairhart, (a member of Kitchener-Waterloo Status of Women, and promoter of Alliance for NonViolent Actions) hosted the film presentation and the group discussion that followed. In room 110 of the Campus Centre, students jockeyed for position on chairs, on the floor, standing space and various areas of support to be in viewing range of the Canadian film production, directed and produced by Terri ’ Naih. “How do you prepare for a nuclear war?” sarcastically asked Dr. Helen Caldicott in the film, and she continued that “90 per cent of the world would be destroyed if the United States and Russia were to release their largest nuclear warheads.” Caldicott narrated and spoke on nuclear destruction and disarmament in the film. She is an Australian pediatrician who left a successful practice to devote herefforst to the education of nuclear devastation and the abolishment ,of the arms race. Caldicott effectively used the film to present facts of nuclear destruction by referring to

He thinks that the intent was to do it for only eight months.” As it stands now, the passes will be offered for sale beginning in January, 1983 and again in September, 1984. According to Allison, the Transit Authority decided not to offer the passes next summer because they didn’t examine the idea of a pass for the summer when the original proposal tocitycouncil was made. “If the Transit Authority interprets city council’s decision in that way, I’ll take the matter back to council,” Allison said. Last May, after submissions from the Federation council and the Transit Authority, Kitchener city council approved the sale of four month transit passes at a cost of $97, beginning in September 1983. Allison said the possiblity of a cost sharing program between the city and the Federation of Students for the January passes still exists, “but only if there are further reductions below $97.”

student issues

illustrations of Hiroshimas” bomb victims, and its consequences. If You Love This Planet was shown to promote student awareness of nuclear warfare,: and to promote individual action concerning disarmement. Fairhart suggested, “If you have emotions about the film, don’t keep them inside and be counter-productive.” Fairhart also offered avenues of involvement, such as informing friends and family about the film, writing letters to politicians, joining peace groups or workingshops, joining demonstrations dr attending- concerts for . peace. She also mentioned sources to contact who would provide an involved foundation to support multilateral nuclear disarmament. Although 120 students clammered foraspot in a room which only comfortably seats-40 people to watch If You Love This Planet, few students stayed for the gioup discussion that followed the film. The few students that did stay raised questions of concern?bout religion, the fight againt communistm, and thequestion of whether all peace groups be involved in a peace movement to avert a nuclear holocaust. The main purpose of the evening was to educate students about nuclear destruction, and what onecando to fight against thegrowth of the nuclear arms race. As Dr. Caldicott said, “If you love this planet, and enjoy the beginning of spring and watching the magnolias bloom; then you will realize you’ll have to change the priorities of your lives.”

Career

fair offered

The many career possibilities opeti to university graduates will be displayed when 5 1 companies, social service agencies and government take part in Wilfrid Laurier University’s fourth annual career fair Sept. 27. Students from all programs, from first-year students to those in graduate programs, are invited to visit the booths and discuss career possibilities with the various representatives on hand for the day. The fair opens at 10 a.m. and will run through to 4 p.m. A career fair guidebook, prepared by Laurier’s placement and career services department, will be handed out to students attending the fair. Jan Basso, manager of the department, said the fair is intended to give students an opportunity to assess the

multitude of goals and choices open to them. “For first and- second-year students, the career fair will give some career direction,” she said. “For senior and graduate students it’ will provide an opportunity to meet recruiters and make inval-

KPIRG

board

uable personal contacts.” Among participants in the fair are Bell Canada, Canadian General Electric, Union Gas, General Motors, a number of insurance companies, accounting firms, social service agencies and provincial and federal agencies.

opening I

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Positions open in early October for five new members of the WPIRG Board of Directors. The student board members serve two-year terms, and are responsible for setting WPIRG policy, hiring procedures, determination of research areas, overseeing the budget and fiscal matters and evaluating education programmes. - If you are interested in social change and are considering becoming involved in an exciting new opportunity, then come and talk to the WPIRG staff and present board members. The next board meeting is on October 5th in the Campus Centre. Nominations for the Board close September 30 and campus elections are held October 10. UW students who have paid WPIRG fees are eligible for these exalted positions. Come to the W PIRG office in Campus Centre rm. 2 17 or call ext ,2578.

Imprint Media - Workshop ’ Mack Laing (above) of University of Western Ontario’s School of Journal-l ism, and Len Gamache (right) former Imprint editor, were only two of the five speakers at the Imprint Media Workshop last Saturday. -Joining Laing and Gamache -were Trent Frayne of the Globeand Mail, Jack Adams of UW’s Information Services, and Joe Sinasac of the K-W Record. Between thirty and forty people signed-up for the day long workshop, and included Imprint staff members, representatives from other student and commercial papers in Ontario, and interested members of the University community. Imprint photos Mark Lussier

secure a $1.5 million loan from the university’s Board of Governors for the building of a student pub with a capacity of 650. The $250,00Ofor the furnishing of Federation Hall will come from the Federation’s savings account. After a summer referendum in which almost half of the students on campus turned out and eight out of ten voted “yes”, Allison says he’s “more worried about turnout” than he is about the results of the referendum. Allison told the council increases in the cost estimates for the building of the new pub have been small - $250,000 for soil modification on the site but said, “the building may not be quite as expensive as anticipated.” He said that if tenders for the project exceed the Federation’s $ I .5 million budget, it may have to be undertaken in two stages. If that happened, Allison said, the building of a 190seat mezzanine “would have to beexcluded initially”, leaving the number of seats at slightly less than five hundred. Allison emphasized that a delay in the building of the mezzanine is unlikely. He said all the tenders are likely to fall within the existing budget and, that quantity surveyors estimating the cost of the project say that if anything, the Fed’s budget for the project is “too high”. In response to a question by Integrated Studies rep Jim Kafieh about the possibility of cost overruns, Speaker Blair Davies said, “in a building this size, the tender will be very specific . . . all the way down to the location of switches and plugs.” “In a building this size,” Allison added, “it’s very rare for the budget to change.”

News.

Imprint.

St. Jerome’s

outlines

The St. Jerome’s Centre for Catholic Experience announced its 1983-84 program at a recent press conference in the Common Room at the University of St. Jerome’s College. “Timeliness and diversity characterize this year’s exanded program of lectures, workshops, seminars and, for the first time, mini-courses,” says the Centre’s Director, Michael Higgins. The program will focus.on such issues as the Christian and the addicted, the Christian and the mentally handicapped, Christian feminism and the role of women in the Church, the exiled writer and Christian principles, Jewish-Catholic relations and the problem of anti-Semitism and others. The 1983-84 program began Saturday, September 17 at 8:00 a.m. with a day-long workshop on “The Christian and the Addicted”. Dr. Jim Anderson, Director of Adolescent Services at Hamilton’s Chedoke Hospital, and Mr. Tom Penney of the Detoxification Centre at Toronto’s St. Michael’s Hospital, were the day’s guest speakers. The year will also feature a special series called “Religion and Focus on Faith and the Arts”. In November, Imagination:

Friday, September

23,1983-

new program

internationally acclaimed novelist Brian Moore will speak on the role of religious symbolism and the creative function of religion in the arts and fiction. In March an audio-visual presentation of the life and work of one of the foremost sculptors and draughtsmen of the twentieth century, called “Eric Gill: An Illustrated Portrait”, by a man who knew him well, the Carmelite priest, Brocard Sewell, will be presented. Last year’s program dealt with such topical issues as A Spirituality of Peace-Making, the life and work of Thomas Merton, technology and religion, a Catholic-Mennonite dialogue on liberation theology, and justice in relation to the Third World, corporate responsibility, the native peoples and the modern papal encyclicals. Higgins notes that the Centre’s inaugural year was met withan enthusiastic public response as the program attracted such prominent speakers as Gregory Baum, Mary-Jo Leddy and Henri Nouwen. The St. Jerome’s Centre for Catholic‘,Experience is jointly sponsored by the Roman Catholic Diocese of Hamilton, the

School Sisters of Notre Dame and the University of St. Jerome’s College. All program events take place on weeknights and Saturdays in C.L. Siegfried Hall at the University of St. Jerome’s College. For more details, call Dr. Michael Higgins, Director, The St. Jerome’s Centre for Catholic Experience, University of St. Jerome’s College, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3G3,884-8 110, ext. 15.

.H ow many? - There are 70 degree granting of them in Ontario.

institutions

J in Canada,

Last year Canada’s universities were attended by 654,575 full-time and part-time students; 259,050 of them in Ontario. There are more students attending the three local universities than there are in each of the Atlantic provinces, Manitoba and Saskatchewan. Most were undergraduates but the figures include 27,600 in masters’ programs and 10,400 in PhD programs. In 1981-82, a total of 98,800 people graduated with bachelor’s degrees, 12,900 with masters’ degrees and 1,800 with PhD’s. All of these students professors.

were taught

by 33,450 full-time

21% of the full-time students were over 24 years of age. 77% of part-time students were over 25. 46% of the full-time undergraduates were enrolled in arts and science programs. 13% were in commerce and business programs. 11$$owere in education programs. 11% were in engineering programs. 6% were in health-related programs. Canad’s universities in 1981-82 took in and spent on teaching, research and other services about $4.7 billion, with 73% from: federal and provincial government sources; 10% from tuition fees, 13% from on campus services and miscellaneous sources and four per cent from donations. Society

Bet\Azeen Lady Godiva in Frosh Week, trips to baseball games, and the multitude of other activities arranged by Eng Sot, it isn’t hard to understasnd why they are considered to be the best run

on campus,

and one of the best, period. Imprint photo by John W. Bast Special Effects by Mark Lussier

Career

ST. JEROME’S PERFO-RIMING ARTS SERIES 83-84 . acils

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workshop

by Ron McGrekor Imprint staff Speakers from some of Toronto’s top newspapers and magazines will be on hand for the Marketplace ‘83 Workshop-seminar on Saturday, October 1st. Writers and editors from the Toronto Star, the Globe and Mail, and Maclean Hunter publishing will be on hand to talk about career possibilities for Arts studentsinjournalism and publishing Organizer Karrie Klassen, president of the English Society, says the purpose of the workshop is to “change the belief that Arts graduates are limited to careers in the teaching profession.

G@mpamy

present

13% of the total support research grands.

Tues., 8:OO p.m. Humanities

&&iel

$3.00,

$9.00 $7.50 (stu./sen.)

Mon., Sept. 26 8:00 p.m. Humanities

marl0 romano

Sallie Duggan. The afternoon session of the seminar begins with a panel discussion. The first speaker in the afternoon will be Dr. Maria Cioni, an executive with the Toronto micro computer firm N.A.B. U. Cioni will be followed by Warren Barton, Metro city editor of the Globe and Mail, and Marsha Stall, a freelance writer of scripts and advertising. Marketplace ‘83 will take place in Hagey Hall 334, and admission is free. Those interested in attending can contact Karrie Klassen or any member of the English Societv at Ext. 2634.

Box

It’s the best laugh - mixed with a tear or two for a hundred miles in any direction.”

Students

Theatre

$13.50 $12.00 (stu./sen.)

Juno Award winner, founder of THE BAND Ronnie Hawkins celebrates his 25th year in music at the Humanities Theatre.

The Best of ‘E$?t*30 $g.oo

SEPTEMBER 28, 29,30,1983 8:oo P.M. SIEGFRIED HALL ST. JEROME’S COLLEGE, UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO 884-8110, ext. 51 ADMISSION:

’

RonnieHawkins

. Directed by Alec Stockwell . with .

Sept. 20 to Sat., Sept. 24 Theatre

was in the form

planned

Besides the six speakers, the. workshop will feature a panel discussion, when the floor will be opened to students with questions. Klassen has prepared a pre-registration package for those attending the workshop in which speakers, all of whom have a liberal arts background themselves, outline the day to day duties and responsibilities of their jobs and indicate the types of openings available for arts grads in those positions. The workshop begins at 9 a.m. with Diane Francis, a business writer with the Star, followed by Hal Tenant,, former Chief editor of Ma& lean Hunter publications and communications consultant,

TheTomorrow

received

Humanities

Second

$2.00

C’W

Theatre $7.50 (stu./sen.,

An hllanous show of improvisational comidisketches

News

Imprint. Friday, September

UMty-

funding

23,1983-

issue

Uniikrsities’ The Social Committee of the Ontario Legislature begins public hearings on September 6th on the subject of university funding. The Committee has been charged with examining Bill 42, an Act to Amend the Ministry of Colleges and Universities Act, which, if passed, would limit the deficits which universities may legally incur. It was agreed, however, that the frame of reference for the hearings would be expanded to permit a general review of the adequacy of university funding. The Council of Ontario Universities has

deficits may be limited J

prepared a brief, Universities, Public Priorit&, and the Future of Ontario which examines the current university funding levels in relation to enrolment and student demand, research responsibilities, tuition fee levels, and capital requirements for teaching and research equipment, and for renovations and alterations. From that, a number of facts and basic questions on public policy concerning universities emerge. University enrolment in Ontario is at an alltime high, and an increased participation rate, already among the highest in the world, may

keep it high thruogh the 80’s. Should a university place continue to be made available to every qualified applicant?

Public surveys indicate that the people of Ontario desire the high quality of university education to be preserved. Yet universities have lost the place they once occupied in provincial spending priorities. If underfunding continues, the effect of this legislation, should it pass, will be to reduce the educational effectiveness of some universities.

Ontario ranks last among the provinces in its operating grants per student, 25 per cent or 1500 below the average for the rest of Canada. Ontario university tuition fees, set by the government, are among the highest in Canada, but represent only about 15 per cent of university revenues. What portion of the cost of a university education should the individual student bear through fees?

Obviously, the Committee’s findings will bear great significance, and will be viewed with great interest by university students and parents.

Students graduating in May, 1984 will be the first to receive UW’s new diploma. The new diploma (pictured above) was approved by the University Senate Wednesdaynight,and will be ondispla! in the main foyer of the Arts Library from September 28th to October 5th. Imprint photo by Mark Lussiel I

lFT?'IRGmeeting:

Formula bad, INFACT ’

by Rob Dobrucki claimed that one study has shown that an Imprint staff unskilled woman in India who was lucky High-powered media campaigns in the enoughtogetajobasadomesticwouldhaveto Third World are causing widespread malnuspend her entire wage on formula in order to trition among infants needlessly, according to feed one child properly. Dorothy Ross, spokesperson for the Infant However, thefilmalsopointed out that these Formula Action Coalition (INFACT). problems are not restricted solely to Third Speaking at a Waterloo Public Interest World countries. Many of the same problems Research Group (WPIRG) sponsored meeting of undernourishment exist among poor in the Campus Centre on September 20th, communities in the United States and natives Ross explained that INFACT is an internatin the Canadian North. ional organization (with activities in. 38 “The same kinds of problems exist” in the countries) concerned with the marketing United States, the film states, “because the practices of the Nestles conglomerate, a chief same kind of poverty exists here.” producer of infant formula. Though Nestles is not alone in questionable marking practices, Even when formula is properly used, claims Ross claimed that consumers have been asked the film, it is not as nutritious as mother’s milk. to boycott Nestles because it controls roughly A doctor on Cooperstown, N.Y., claimed that, half of the two billion dollar baby formula for every 1000 bottle-fed babies, 77 were market in the Third World and because Nestles admitted into his hospital within their first four has been more resistant to changing its months of life; among breast-fed babies, only 5 marketing practices than have othercountries. per 1000 were admitted. He also claimed that In 198 1, the World Health Organization mother’s milk is superior to formula, as it (WHO) adopted the first ever marketing code contains the natural immunities that a human for products in this area; the only negative vote develops during a lifetime. came from the United Statesdelegation, which Since WHO adopted the marketing code, had been heavily lobbied by the industry (in “Nestles has hired one of the most expensive fact, two of the top negotiators in the American public relations firms in the United States,” delegation to WHO resigned over the vote.) according to Ross. They have been trying to In the film Formu!as for the Americas, erase the negative image that they have received on this issue. shown at the meeting, Dr. Greg O’Connell, a Canadian working in Nicaragua, condemned Ross conceded that, at least to an extent, the pressuring of health officials to promote Nestles has succeded. “This is the first time I’ve infant formula as “corrupting health officials”. gone out to speak to a group in six months; I Dr. Maureen O’Connell, working with her used to go out twice a month.” Nevertheless, she claimed that as long as husband in Nicaragua, referred to a sampling of over 300 children, of which only five weren’t Nestles continues to encourage malnutrition underweight. Diseases of malnutrition assocthrough its marketing practices, INFACT would continue to promote the boycott of iated with formula feeding were widespread among the children. Nestles’ products. The film states that Nestles promotions have Nestles’ products are manufactured under been a “campaign to convince mothers their many names, including Taster’s Choice, own milk is second rate.” Decaf, Encore, Nescafe, Nestea, Quik, Libby’s associated with the Health problems Maggi, Souptime, Stouffer’s, Beach-Nut Baby formula occur for many reasons. Many ,” Foods, Montclair Mineral Water, McNeil1 illiterates do not know how to properly prepare and Libby, Crosse and Blackwell, Nestle the formula. Often, water is not boiled, or the Crunch, Nestle’s Puddings, McFeeder’s Honratio of water to formula used is wrong. As ey Butter, L’Oreal, and Lancombe. well, poor families sometimes are forced to For further information, contact: INFACT dilute the formula, in order to make it last Canada, 10 Trinity Square, Toronto, M5G longer (which obviously doesn’t work). Ross lB1.

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Sofa, two chairs and ottoman, $100. Steve 884-2700 (days), 886-2062 (evenings). Pet 2001, 8K memory (expandable to 32K), 40 column screen, built in tape drive, full screen text editor, $200 worth of programs. Best offer: 885-2375.

Steel office desks $45-$65. 4 dr. file cabinets, 50 swivel chairs, bargains. Large oak wardrobe. 884-2806.

Services Student with trucks will do moving, junk removal, etc. at reasonable rates. Professional moving experience. Will provide packing, cartons, etc. Call Ed 742-95 17. .

Compuscribe. Quick, efficient typing service; near universities; computer spelling check free; document storage available (first week free); large jobs dis7oc/pg.; counted. 743-2269.

1974 Plymouth Scamp. Running condition, for parts or winter car. Best offer. Phone 886-9642.

Will alter all types of clothing at very reasonable rates. For further information phone Kelly, 885-5774.

Briefcase, Classic condition.

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Shiatsu Japanese Acupressure Massage. Promotes general good health. Emp hasizes correction and maintenance of bone structure, joints, tendons, muscles, and meridian lines whose malfunctioning distorts the body’s energy and autonomic nervous system causing disease. For appointment call P. Henderson evenings. 885-0622. Student rates.

Audiovox car stereo, AM / FM cassette, equalizer, speakers, 50 watts, new, won in contest, warranty. Steve 884-2700 (days), 886-2062 (evenings).

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Housing

There are two rooms for rent in a totally furn,ished townhouse at Sunnydale. $112/month plus utilities. Available for the winter term. Call 886-3 188.

Typing: Essays, theses, Eng papers, typed accurately and quickly with carbon film ribbon. Just north of campus. Phone Joan 884-3937.

2 bedroom semi-furnished apartment in Kitchener. On bus route. Available now until 1 Jan 1984. $150/ month/ Call 576-0394.

Professional typing at reasonable rates. Fast, accurate service. Satisfaction guaranteed. Carbon ribbon with lift-off correction. Phone 576- 1284. Typing - 14 years experience university reports, typing theses, etc. Engineering and technical papers a specialty. Call Nancy anytime at 5767901. L Typing. 80c/page IBM Selectric, carbon ribbon, grammar/ spelling corrections, paper provided, symbol/italics available; work term reports, theses, essays. 579-55 13 evenings. Downtown Kitchener location. 25 years experience; no math papers; reasonable rates; Westmount area; call 7433342. Fast efficient service, right beside campus. Selfcorrecting typewriter, 75~ a page, $3 minimum for resumes. Call Ann at 8840421. Maggie Can Type It. Essays, Thesis, Letters $1 .OO per page. Resume $5.00, Minimum

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3 students in townhouse looking for one roommate. Located on Bridgeport Road near Conestoga Parkway. Carpeted, laundry facilities available. Bus stop only two minutes away. Rent $1 IS/ month plus utilities. Call 8846211.

Housing Wanted Townhouse or apartment needed by 3 second year math students in January. Sunnydale or Phillip Street area preferred. Call Lisa at 743-9409 (Kitchener). Wanted: Townhouse in 256 Phillip Street Complex or 2 bedroom apartment close to U of W to sublet January-April 1984. Contact: Joyce Miller at 4 16-595-3750. Leave message. Robinwood-Parkside area A single room in a townhouse around the Parkdale Plaza area. Prefer a quiet, nonsmoking house. Call 884-90 13.

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Personal Shiatsu (Japanese finger massage). For pressure tension, backheadaches, aches, stomach/ intestinal problems, menstrual cramps. Student rates. Call C. Peck at 884-6607. Debra, you ebony enticer. If you will touch my soul, I will please your funky emotions. Arlington. Jean-Pierre (Mech Eng Frosh) Quelle couleur son yeux au jourd’hui. Bleu, vert or Bleu-Vert? Not bad for grade 10 French huh? Lizard; I can’t see where I am headed. Won’t you help clear my vision. Bird-keeper. Liberate

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News, sports, and weather with Mark and Dot, 9 a.m. Monday thru Friday on CKMS-FM, 94.5 in stereo. Another alternative slice of life! Latin coin is changed with a thousand tin, sketched to give a man from down under celebrating birthday. (S.B.) Does anyone really know what this-obviously confused but suave man, who wears plaid shirts and baby blue Kangas, yet has the sense to streak his hair, is doing impersonating a math student?

New This Term, Steph and Henry’s Serenading Service. Original songs sung by Original Artists. Obtain through existing number clientele. Offer expires Dec. l/83. Billy-Buck, you’re one in a million. Thanks for being my friend. R-R. To handsome Hany, adorable Ahinsa, naughty Nadra, hugable Helen and understanding Ugma. Wishing you the best for the term! Alison R. meet me in the CC i today at 4:30 or leave a on the message message board. Todd. Tina’s back, but oh so sad, lost 4 boys, she so mad, hugs and kisses, back again, maybe next term, she’ll have ten? Campus Dirties: Beware! We are back in town and ready for another term of fun and frolic! Dietz brothers. Margaret, this is NOT for you. Anybody but you. Please call, love to have a story written about me. Where is Dan? Ron. Rumour has it that 1st floor at St. Jerome’s is the place to be in ‘83. So wine and dine in 109. KF.SS. Ellen, where are you; I miss you. And don’t worry, I’m behaving myself. Love, B. I. S.

Hey Dale, thanks for the sleep-over Thursday night. Same time next year? Let’s make it 12:2 1. Cheerio, Maria A. Garfield - Nice to have you purring again. Looking forward to making waves with you. Keep smiling - your best friend. Kevin, Please ask all your girlfriends not to call at dinner time! Contact me if you are H.K. S.P.C.C. Old Boy, 7451582. Ed. Karen and Liz from Charltons in Banff. Call me, 886-2055. Ruth. To my little tippy-toe man; where are you when 1 miss you?! Hugs and kisses luv K..F. -

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What would you say to a scene in the dark? How do you feel about audience participation? See next ad . . . Theatresports player seeks same for night of improvisation, with or without props. 8 p.m. Saturday HH 180. Foam Rubber Boo Bricks Supplied. Rose: Thanks for Montreal. Sorry about the tire tracks in front of your house. Love MGL. If you know where Federation Hall isgoing to be built, then come up to the Federation Office and see Char the Star. If you answer correctly then you can win free tickets. Call me only if you are old boy friend from Hong Kong St.

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It’s hard to believe, but after several years of intermittent debate, and many more of constant complaint among UW students about the shortcomings of the Bombshelter, it looks like UW will finally be getting an alternative pub facility. The ‘Bombshelter Problem’ is one of the first subjects that reaches the ears of incoming UW students checking out the facilities on campus. After the novel4y of a few hours spent drinking in a real live campus pub has worn off, and aftertheyhaveenjoyedthepleasure of waiting half an hour to experience the Bombshelter’s subterranean gloom, they usually join the longlist of students who decided long ago that our campus pub is hopelessly inadequate. The first of the Bombshelter’s problems is its size. On many evenings it is almost impossible to get into our current pub without waiting in line, especially at the beginning of the term or when a large crowd fresh from Fed Flicks or Cinema Gratis has gathered at the door in search of a drink. The second problem is just as serious and goes right to heart of what a university pub should be all about. The Bombshelter, as almost all UW students know, is unable to accommodate live entertainment. The result is that, in the past, the Federation’s Board of Entertainment has been forced to move its live entertainment to the Waterloo Inn or Bingeman Park. Holding events in these two venues, where liquor sales are controlled by the management, reduces Bent’s rev?nues, and in&eases ticket prices. But the most serious problem with holding pubs off campus is exactly that - they’re off campus not on campus where they belong. To begin with, holding pubs off campus reduces access. The only buses travelling to events at Bingeman Park are those p.rovided by the Feds; a similar situation holds true for shows at the Waterloo Inn with students having to depend on the vagaries of Kitchener Transit -which stops at midnight. Owning a car, or having access to one, should not be a prerequisite for attending a Federation sponsored event. As anyone who has visited the campuses of UWO or the University of Guelph knows, holding pubs on campus creates a sense of community among students and gives a university an atmosphere of excitement and social vitality. Waterloo’s reputation as a ‘suitcase university’, suffering from a social malaise that causes students to flee home on weekends, is due, at least in part, to its proximity to Toronto. But the fact that most of our best shows and pubs take place off campus is also a factor. The variety and excellence of shows presented by Gary Stewart and Bent is helping to reverse this situation; bringing live entertainment back on campus would eradicate it entirely. Finally, a solution to the problem of entertainment and space in the Bombshelter is at hand -the referendum, coming up on September 28th and 29th, to approve the building of a new multi-use campus entertainment facility, tentatively called Federation Hall. After a series of false starts in 1978 and 1982, Fed president Wim Simonis and the Fed Council succeeded last year in putting together a proposal for an alternative campus pub, and pursuaded the university’s Board of Governors to guarantee the financing. Following the election this spring of Fed president Tom Allison with a mandate to investigate and plan the construction of a new pub, UW studentscast their ballots on July 20th in the first half of a two part referendum on the subject. The results of that vote speak plainly of the need for a new campus pub. Eighty-two per cent of those voting said “yes” to a 650 seat facility financed by a $7.50, non-refundable increase in Fed fees - a method of financing which has precedents in the university’s compulsory athletic fee and in the compulsory fee levied on grad students until the mortgage on the Grad House has been paid off. Forty-six per cent of students on campus -a number unheard of in votes on most campus issues -turned out. And no wonder. The building of Federation Hall will provide a venue owned and controlled by the Federation of Students. It will allow Bent to put on more shows, with more variety and cheaper ticket prices, while relieving the problem of overcrowding and big lines for the Bombshelter. The second half of the referendum, the one which will decide the fate of the Federation Hall project is coming up fast. If the results of the first half of the referendum are any indication, the project will proceed as planned on October third. When they go out and cast their votes next Wednesday and Thursday, UW’s students will be getting a pub facility. Ron McGregor

I oppose the construction of the proposed Federation Hall for several reasons. The first reason I will discuss, however, is that which is closest to me: I, who rarely frequent pubs, whether on or off campus, should not be expected to pay for the spirited pleasure of those who do. As the proposal now stands, all students will be expected to contribute a non-refundable fee of $7.50 per term, possibly for the next ten to twenty years, to finance a concrete watering hole that, at the most, can only accommodate the thirsts of a maximum of 650 students at a time. I cannot be expected to contribute to such a proposal. I do not wish to deny to any of my fellow students the right to enjoy spirits in a “better” pub than the Bombshelter; however, I do not wish to fund the construction of that pub.‘Some plan should have been included in the proposal to allow those students (surely I am not the only one) who do not want to finance a place for other students to booze it up, to opt out of payment for - and use of -such a building. However, this aspect of the matter was not considered, and, as a result, there is no choice but to vote “NO” on September 27th and 28th. It is better that Federation Hall not be built than that all students should be robbed to provide an expensive tavern for a few. Another reason for my refusal to support the proposed Federation Hall is that I abhor, and find repugnant, the idea that $2.5 million dollars of student money, our money, should be sunk into an enterprise designed cynically to suck more money out of students. I wonder what kind of real, even dollar-to-dollar, return, we students will see on our investment? I wonder what we &Il’gef for our money besides a place where we may,have the privelege of throwing away even more moriey? To me, a vote for this Hall is akin to one begging to have one’s pockets picked (for one’s own good!) for the next few generations. In all good conscience and business wisdom. I cannot support this enterprise. It would be better for the Federation of Students to form a corporation to sell shares to those interested in investing in this venture, than that all students should be forced to invest in a project that will return profits only to the Federation executive (who must - if the proposal passes - proliferate by at least one position: Manager of Federation Hall). Forced investment and forced capitalism is hardly free enterprise; nor is it democratic. For this reason, too, students should vote “NO” on September 27th and 28th. A third reason for my refusal to endorse the proposed construction of Federation Hall is that not&much planning, beyond the design and the location of the building, seems to have gone into the proposal. Who decided that the most pressing need of University of Waterloo students was a new pub? What polls were taken? Who was consulted? To me, this scheme has the fishy smell of Joe Clark’s 1979 election promise to move the Canadian embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem: an immediately popular vote-getting . measure but an ultimately ill-considered one. Put ’ bluntly, the idea of building Federation Hall seems to have been designed more to win the Federation immediate popularity among students than to meet any truly considered need. The motivation of the Federation resembles that of a high school student council that desires to put chocolate milk in drinking fountains. A fourth reason that makes me dekline the offer of a new pub at this time is the belief that if the pub building is truly required, the university administration would contribute to its construction. I can only presume that Federation Hall is not a great necessity when I note that the administration will not help fund its construction. Someone in Needles Hall must consider the project a little frivolous in these times of restraint. I will conclude this essay against this proposed waste of student funds with a few short statements. First, I believe that we should exercise a great deal of caution in this matter before committing ourselves to the mortgaging of an entire generation of students to pay for our immediate pleasure. Second, I believe the Federation of Students should commit itself to projects that will benefit students both materially and intellectually. (The current proposal does neither.) For instance, our student representatives should do more to protect accessibility to a university education for students from low-income families. Finally, I believe there are other matters, of greater importance than building a bigger beer parlour, on which our elected representatives should be proposing to spend our money. All they have to do is sit down and think a little. I do not believe this has been done.. In view of these considerations, students should vote “NO” on September 27th and 28th. Let the Federation know that you want a better presented proposal and that you are not willing to be exploited by your own money. George Elliot Clarke

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Best of Imprint Mastheds dept. (if you can’t be original, print something old that the general population has forgott): Tows the first day of Fall, so John McMullen said everyone could drop in to his second aXmual Come As Your Favourite cult Figure pa&y. Deborah Austin came as the capital of Texas, but button (don), Butlin (Alison), and Butts (Bob) arrived as goats. While Frank Bon came as a piece of French candy, the sons of Sirnp - Fraser and 1Barbara Ann - showedup its Siamesetwins. George Elliott Clarke, John H. Davey, Kathleen Kelly, Tim Lee, and Heather Martin came inbackwards dress, since they can’t tell a last name from a first name. Ron McGregor showed up with Andrea McKenzie as Ronald McDonald. Mark Lussier andsimon Wheeler arrivedas bottles of developing fluid, as the writer avoids the%emptation to use that pun a@.in What’s that, jwb? Space is limited? I guess you don’t want me to mention that Vicki Benninger, Kathryn Bereza, Leanne Burkholder, Janice Goldberg, Sylvia Hannigan, Alicia Vennos, Jackie Wahler and Mardi Wareham came as the lady on page four, and that Rob Dobrucki, Todd Furlani, Sanjay Goel, Rod Garratt, Dave Herron, Nathan Rudyk, Alan Vintaz, and Doug Warren accompanied them in horse suits, then, eh? Ohwell, avoid 66 dried shrimp, right John?

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WPIRG focuses on South by John Chamberlain and Linda Nagel Global Community Centre, WPIRG The Southern Cone refers to the countries in the southern third of continental Latin America: Argentina, Chile, and Uruguay. These countries share with each other, and with Brazil, a common ideology of repressive government - the national security state. As well, these governments are undergoing a similar process of change in response to similar pressures, though each is at a different stage of that process: all are in the midst of, or seem to be approaching, an ‘apertura politica’: a letting up of the repression to allow an “opening” for some measure of political opposition. According to the ideology of the national security state, each citizen must serve the interests of the state as they are defined by the military elite; individuals are subordinated to the nation as members meant to function for the benefit of the whole organism. The forms this ideology has taken in the southern cone countries and Brazil derive from the Spanish and Italian fascism (and certain far-right elements of the Catholic Church) and from the military training given to Latin American security forces in the United States, in Panama, tind in Brazil. National security and the preservation of conservative social institutions and traditional ways of thinking are valued above all else and are seen as directly threatened by international communism. As for economic development, priority is given to rapid industrialization and to the generation of foreign currency reserves by the sale of export crops and resources - cotton, coffee, sugar, tin, etc. The generals in Brazil overthrew President Goulart in 1964 and set about establishing a repressive regime which was to serve as a model security state for the southern cone countries during the course of the next twelve years. The military oligarchies in Uruguay and Chile copied it when they seized power in 1973, and those in Argentina when they seized power in 1976. But by 1980 in Brazil an 80 per cent inflation rate, a staggering national debt, high unemployment,and a stagnant economy had forced thegovernment to let up on its repression of dissent and to allow some democratic participation, that is, to grant some measure of “political opening”. The newspapers were able to call for action to be taken against officers involved in human-rights violations; some scope was given to the activities of trade unions; elections were held in 1982 and some civilian representatives were given power. SimilarJy in Argentina, partly as a result of the defeat in the Falklands/ Malvinas a year and a half ago and in response again to economic pressures, the press has had the opportunity to denounce- the governments’ human-rights abuses, most flagrant during the so-called “dirty war” (19761979), and mass popular demonstrations have insisted that those responsible be held to account. Elections have been announced for October of this year in Argentina and some opposition parties will be allowed to field candidates.

In Chile and Uruguay at the present time (early September, 1983), there are some indications that similar ‘aperturas politicas’ might lie ahead for these countries. In Chile particularly, the pressures on General Pinochet seem to be increasing and he is responding with a few concessions. Mass anti-government public demonstrations on an unprecedented scale have protested the country’s economic crisisand the continuing political represssion. While Pinochet has, on the one hand, responded by extending amnesty to some trade unionists and human rights workers, on the other hand, he has shown renewed determination to hold on to power. In Uruguay, the presentiment of a political opening is even more slight. The government has held a very brief dialogue with representatives of a few opposition parties and there is expected to be widespread non-participation during an upcoming national holiday celebration. Uruguay remains in the grip of’a particularly ruthless regime. Those trying to make sense of the fast-breaking events in the Southern Cone will find useful these two concepts, the national security state and the ‘apertura politica’. Observers might well watch also for how the response of the United States government to these developments might be different from its response to the revolutionary insurgencies in Central America. The States have condoned the continuation of the military regimes in the Southern Cone (it actively contributed to Pinochet’s taking power in 1973), and considering the extent to which the States has felt its vital interests to be threatened by the popular movements in Central America, it remains to be seen whether or not the States will tolerate very much ground being given to democratic forces elsewhere in Latin America. Recent events in the southern cone countries and Central America will be reviewed and analyzed during a Latin American Solidarity Week being held at the end of September. Speakers well-informed about what’s now happening in these regions will explore the current situations there, prospects for the future, and Canada’s relations with her Latin American neighbours. Argentina: Friday, Sept. 23, Campus Centre, U. of W. Rm 135,7:30 p.m. Uruguay: Monday, Sept.-26, St. Michael R.C. Church, Hemlock & University Ave., Waterloo, 7:30 p.m. El Salvador: Tuesday, Sept. 27, St. Louis R.C. Church, 53 Allen E., Waterloo, 7:30 p.m. Nicaragua: Wednesday, Sept. 28, St. Jerome’s College, U. of W., 7:30 p.m. Canada’s Relations with Latin America: Thursday, Sept. 29, St. Jerome’s College, U. of W., 8 p.m. Guatemala: Friday, Sept. 30, Trinity United Church, Frederick St., 8 p.m. A Guatemalan theatre group will perform. Tickets $5.00, $3.00 unemployed. Chile: Saturday, Oct. 1, Our Lady of Lourdes R.C. Church, Lourdes Ave., Waterloo. A coffee house with live Latin American Music at 8 p.m.

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To the editor: As a result of the ideas and inspiration of Buckminster Fuller (philospher and architect) before his recent death, many people throughout Canada and the United States have worked diligently to create a special day in order that people all over the world can celebrate integrity. It was Buckminster Fuller’s hope that if more people could realize their potential to be honest with themselves and those around them -which is the essence of integrity - ourdreamsfor world peace could somehow be visualized. This approach to our world peace problem lends itself to more success because it deals with not just the symptoms of our predicament - nuclear: weaponry - but it deals with the cause. Simply stated, this is our inability to bring integrity into each and every one of our relationships, be they relationships with individuals or nations. Many leaders in communities around the world have recognized the importance of such a day which could help the public realize their own integrity or intensify it. The following cities in Ontario have had September 24 declared Integrity Day Scarborough, Mississauga, North York, by their ‘mayors: Toronto and Ottawa. On September 24 there will be candlelight ceremonies in Scarborough, at the City Hall in Ottawa and at the United Nations building in New York, as well as many other locations all over the world. There will also be such activities organized as special blood donor clinics and ten mile runs in order to help celebrate Integrity Day. It isn’t necessary to be involved in an organized event on Integrity -Day to celebrate it; be unique and find your own way to show yourself and the people around you that you have integrity and it is a facet of your personality which makes you glad to be you. Jill Farrow Remember, September 24 is Integrity Day!

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Susan Kristensen from Georgetown in 16th and Cathy Bauer from Waterloo in 23rd. Rob Hardy, last year’s team captain, led the Warriors with a strong 6th place finish behind four runners from an awesome squad from Queen’s (featuring Al Hugli, Steve Boyd, and Doug Orr) and Lloyd Schmidt of WLU. Cal Orok, right on Rob’s heels, ran spectacularly and placed 7th. Warrior rookie Harvey Mitro from Sarnia finished 10th. Other Warriors were Mark Houseman in 18th, Dwight Caldwell in 23rd, Andy Krucker in 30th, Nick Meloche, Dave Stuart, Grieg Scott, Steve Scott, Pete Schmidt, and James Pickett. Regrettably absent from this season opener were the full teams from Toronto, who along .

Rugby Warriors open season with 4-O win vs. York by Sandy Townsend The rugby season at Waterloo got off to a great start as both the Warriors and the Trojans opened with victories. The visiting York Yeomen were last seen heading back to Toronto, a very dispirited group of players. The Warriors won by a score of 4-0, and the Trojans had it a bit easier, trouncing York by a 34-O margin. The varisty match was a very physical game with tempers flaring and hard hitting from both sides. The Warriors refused to be intimidated by the Yeomen, and retaliated by playing colourful rugby. The lone try of the matchwas scored at the fifteen minute mark of the first half. A well won ball by the forwards was the key to the scoring play. The ball sped quickly along the line to fullback John Butcher, who made a fine inside move before feeding winger Rick Lee. Lee scored in the

corner to give Waterloo the lead for good. The effort was rewarded with a cheer from the large crowd who were eagerly anticipating a high scoring match. It was not to be, as both squads settled in for a long afternoon. There was no more scoring, but in the second half Warrior fly-half Sandy Townsend did miss a very easy kick just outsidethe York 30 metre line. Fortunately, the three points were not necessary. In the earlier game, the Trojans had it very much their own way as they trounced the York seconds. Mike Peevers led the way with three tries, while“Jacob” Jay had two. Fullback Dan Ingoldsly was a major factor in the Trojan attack, scoring a try and making five converts. Next weekend the teams are away to Laurier, but since a large crowd is expected, the games have been rescheduled for Saturday afternoon at Columbia Field.

with Queen’s are the main contenders for the OUAA championship; and Western (the shooin OWIAA champion). Two of the most promising UW rookies fell victim to the bad weather’s effect on the course. Both Janice Patterson, a first year student from Ottawa, and Harvey Mitro took brutal spills and wound up decorated with remarkable bloodstains. This cost Patterson her race and Mitro several places at the finish. Furthermore, the annual battle of the bees took some team members by surprise. Last year several Warriors and Athenas fell prey to stings from the vicious insects at the York Invitational. As a result, interest in running the other races during this season has increased

while fewer runners wish to go to York. Unfortunately, McMaster decided to introduce this new feature of cross country running this year, and caught both Dave Stuart and Nick Meloche off guard, as both fell victim to the attack of the enraged creatures. Tomorrow some fragment of the Athena and Warrior cross country teams will compete at the York Invitational. Whether any runners end up in hospital with bee stings, as they did’ last year, is still to be seen. York has traditionally been the race at which most of Ontario’s teams appear for the first time, and the relative positions of both the Warriors and Athenas in their leagues should be much clearer after that race.

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Specialty teams and a revitalized passing attack led the football Warriors to a 32-l 3 win over the visiting University of Windsor Lancers last Saturday to even the Waterloo record for the season at o’ne win and one loss. Both the fans at Seagram Stadium, and the television viewersall acrossSouthern Ontarioweretreatedtoaneletrifyingstart when Mike White returned the opening kick-off 57yardstotheWindsor 38. Witha well-timed straight arm, he could have gone all the way. The Warriors, led by Stan Chelmecki at quarterback, could not capitalize on their excellent field position, and gave up the ball on downs at the Lancer one yard line. Still, the Waterloo defence held, and Windsor wab forced to punt, giving Waterloo excellent field position once again. This time they fumbled, and it, began to look like one of those games when neither team was going to do anything right.

And in the first quarter, they didn’t. l’h second quarter was slightly more inte esting, giving Waterloo a close 14-6 ha time lead. Neither team was particular spectacular, although Waterloo star& showing signs of breaking out from the dismal offensive showing in their seasc opener against Laurier. As itturnsout,thesecondhaIfwasthe best football of the short year so far. The built on their lead, while shutting dew the Windsor attack.

By the end of the game, Chelmecki h; run for one touchdown, and passed . Steve Parkhill, Gord Grace and Art Heic for pne each. Memories of his less ths sparkling performance against Laurie began to fade. In that Laurier game, questions ro! about the validity of Warrior head coat Bob McKillop’s claims that the Warri passing attack was the strenght of tl team. In that game, dropped balls receivers thought to be among the best

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luntry, and a poor aerial showing by necki left Waterloo fans thinking this might be another of the now us ‘rebuilding years’ at the Univerf Waterloo. : the Warriors’ triumph over WindNhile not an achievement to start urs of a college bowl trip, did servelvance notice that the Warriors are tely on the move. Advance notice ome of the top teams in the Ontario !rsity Athletic Association (OUAA) d not take lightly or else run the risk ng upset. !ir next game, this Saturday against could be the Warriors’biggesttestof mason. York has yet to win a game, le coaches in the OUAAfeel that the en have an abundance of talent and stopped just short of putting it all ier - something that is expected to :n at any time. most likely, the Warriorswill haveto *ate more than the 288 yards of net :e that they achieved against the frs. Of that 288, only 88 was gained e ground. To beat York, they will bly have to run for 100, and.pass for r 350, and limit team losses. lough team losses on actual plays ?d only five yards, the Warriorswere ized for 156 yards against Windsor, handed over one fumble. One ver in universityfootball isexcellent, aylossesofonlyfiveyardsisequally lendable for a passing team such as arriors, but 156 yards in penalties is st 100 yards too much. bably the most promising aspect of ‘indsor game was the re-vitalization ? passing attack. Against Laurier, lecki, aided-by dropped passes in tuations, was limited to 156 yards gh the air. Against Windsor, he II to have regained his old form, and ided by receivers who avoided the rrassing dropped ball syndrome rgh there were still four or five s that should have been caught.

tomorrow’s game at York. Withgang-tacklingondefence (belowleft),and an improvitig ground game (left), the Waterloo team performed better Another bright spot was the offensive backs, who seemed to have a much better understanding of their assignments last week, whereas against Laurier, miscommunications abounded. Stoneman led the Warrior ball carriers with 57 yards on 10 carries, including a text book draw for eighteen yards in the third quarter. Offensively, the Warriors are easily capable of attacking York in their vulnerable spots. The running attack may not be the most feared in the country, but is effectively used when they slant, counter and draw. Through the air, a hot Chelmecki will be assured of at least one open receiver per play. The only question mark in the receiving corps will be Gary Garbut, who suffered a bruised leg against Windsor, but is still expected to play in York this Saturday.

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Defensively, the Warriors continue to surprise all but themselves. Anchored by standout cornerback, Mike Whiteand Rob Adams, and quick, hard-hitting linebackers, the Warrior defensive unit is proving to be one of the stingiest in the province. Aided by blitzing linebackers, the defensive line is pressuring drop-back quarterbacks,, and filling holes nicely on inside runs. The linebackers are quck to move up on outside runs, and are getting even better at reading pass and dropping back to shut off the short middle areas. At corner, WhiteandAdamsareprobablythe best duo in Ontario, and the secondary hasbeenreluctanttogiveupcompletions. Intheirfirsttwogames,theWarriorshave picked-off six passes, and narrowly missed on at least four others.

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by Donald Duench Imprint staff The concept of a “home field advantage” in sports has been an accepted one for many years. In this continent’s professional football leagues, however, road teams have won62% of all NFL games this year, and the last four CFL matchups. The concept holds in this province, where the 32-13 victory for Waterloo over Windsor was part of a weekend sweep by home teams in OUAA football action. The only game won by avisiting team this season was the Waterloo home opener against Laurier, which could hardly be considered a road game for the Hawks. At Varsity Stadium, the Toronto Blues pulled off a major upset by defeating Western 21-11. U ofT halfbackTrevor Millerrushedfor 152 yards and scored two touchdowns. The Blues had a 14-3 leadat the half, and now owna share of first place with a 2-O record. Western’s record drops to l-l after beating York last week. Laurier grabbed a share of top spot after their 29-18 triumph over the McMaster Marauders on a wet Seagram turf. Although WLU coach Tuffy Knight had promised more passing, Hawk backs Paul Nastasiuk and Randy Rybanski rushed for 182 and 156 yards respectively. The loss leaves Mat in a tie for second (or-second last) at l-l. The Warriors will travel to York Field tomorrow for a 2 p.m. game against the Yeomen, who almost upset Guelph on Saturday. York held a 14-O lead at the half, but the Gryphons battled back to win 22-14 with two TD passes by Randy Dimitroff and a scoring run by veteran fullback Jed Tommy. The top of the Ontario-Quebec league standings resembles a chess board: as Queen’s and Bishop’s lead with 2-O records. Queen’s Golden Gaels trounced winless Carleton 38-l 1 with 667 yards of total offence, including four touchdown passes by QB Bob Wright. now O-2, the Bishop’s Against Ottawa, Gaiters used three touchdown runs by Chris Skinner to win 43-21 over the Gee Gees. Defending OQIFC champion Concordia Stingers suffered their first defeat of the season, a 3 l-8 loss to the McGill Redmen, who are now also l-l. Out east, the Saints went marching in with two victories to open the AUAA regular season. On a last-minute touchdown by Bill MacIntyre, St. Francis Xavier defeated Acadia 16-14. The coaching debut of former

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defensive co-ordinator Steve Bruno was spoiled as Mt. Allison Mounties. lost 24-21 to St. Mary’s. Placekicker John Lucan scored a three-pointer with 34 seconds remaining to give the win to the maroon-clad Huskies. Huskies of a different colour (green to be ‘exact) are leading the WIFL. Saskatchewan Huskies (3-O) demolished Manitoba Bisons( l2) by the score of 23-2. Rookie kicker Greg Holz made five field goals for Saskatchewan. In other Western action, UBC toppled Calgary 22-19. The Thunderbirds’ record rose to l-l, while the Dinosaurs remain winless at O-2. Alberta Golden Bears (l-l) had a bye.

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by Alicia Vennos Imprint staff The past weekend was a busy one for the Warrior soccer team, as they opened the season Saturday afternoon at Budd Park, with some promising play ending in a I-I tie against the Laurier Golden Hawks.

Coach John Vincent was pleased with his team’s efforts on Saturday against Laurier, as the Hawks are the defending divisional champs and last season the Warriors were on the opposite end of the rankings. Not only that, but prior to the Waterloo-Laurier confrontation on Saturday, the Warriors had only played once as a team unit, while the Hawks had the benefit of four or five games worth of experience.

Incidentally, Tom Abbott’s severe knee injury that caused him to sit out all last season seemed to be giving him no problems, judging from his fine performance Saturday. The Warriors continued to pressure the Hawk zone, but suddenly towards the end of the first half a Laurier player received a pass that sent him dribbling furiously in a breakaway to the Warrior net. It looked like “goal guaranteed” until a Warrior defender dove at the ball and intercepted it about a foot away from the net. In spite of the save, the Hawks seemed exhilerated by the near-goal, and evened the score off with a

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corner throw about five seconds later - two minutes before half time. As John Vincent said, “We could have won it in the first half. The game was just too contrasting.” The Laurier Hawks ‘certainly seemed to recover from their initial shock, and realized that perhaps.the Warriors did indeed present a challenge after all. While the Warriors managed to hold their own in the last half, Laurier dominated a great deal of the action. Putting a frustrating damper on the game, and causing Vincent to call it “more like a war than a soccer match”, was the referee’s total lack of control over the game. “It wasaveryphysicalgame-somethingthatinevitablytends to happen if the ref fails to enforce the law from the very beginning,” Vincent explained.

Sunday, at Brock, they lost 4-3 in a see-saw match which had them down by two in the first twelve minutes of the game, tied 2-2 by the end of the first half, and then snatching the lead by a point. Unfortunately for UW, they had exhausted themselves and Brock managed to score twice to win the game 4-3.

Approximately fifteen minutes after the opening tap, Liam McFarlanedribbled the ball to thecornerareaofthe Lauriernet, where it was booted by Tom Abbott. After a split second in midair it then fell neatly behind the head of the bewildered Laurier keeper,,making the score 1-O.

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Vincent had not yet had sufficient time to decide on the starting line-up, but his temporary selections entered the first half with such confidence and zeal that the Hawks seemed almost stunned with disbelief, and were very sluggish to react. It certainly started off as Waterloo’s game, and the rookie goalkeeper. Jim McKellan, was not often called on during most of the first halfto * defend‘the Warrior net.

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“The boys said they were physically and mentally shattered after Saturday’s game,” Vincent admitted, and this most likely had an effect on the game against Brock the following day. -So far six of the 20 members of the Waterloo lineup are on the bench due to injuries. Vincent maintains from past-experience that “the season is so short that ifyou have too many good players on the bench you can’t hope to go far. But we’ll see what transpires.” For a free, fun and full-of-fresh-air afternoon, bundle up in a few sweaters, grab a friend and a blanket and head to Seagram Stadium, Sunday, September 25th at 1 p.m. At that time, the Warriors will be hosting the Brock Badgers, and will hopefully show them that last Sunday’s loss was nothing more than a fluke.

Field hockey Athenas begiri with sweep Lj’U.S. school ._ The Athena field hockey te,am began their 1983 season at the Sauk Valley Invitational in Michigan. They won all five of the games that theyplayed,and emerged as the only undefeated team of the sixteen entered. Coach Judy McCrae was “genuinely pleased at the growth of our returning players this fall. They have come back ready to play. Unquestionably, we were the team to beat.” The first Athena contest was against Illinois’ Wheaton College. With five goals by sophomore forward Kathy Goetz to lead the way, UW took a 7-O victory. Singles were scored by forward Lisa Bauer and halfback Debbie Murray. Two more shutouts followed, as Western Michigan was put down I-O, and Central Michigan lost 3-O. Bauer netted three of the four goals, while Goetz added one in the win against Michigan. According to McCrae, the strongdefensivedisplay“shows the strength of our midfield in the likes of Ellen Clarke, Sylvia Boyd,

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The defence allowed a goal in each of the last two games, but the Athenas were still able to claim easy victories. They defeated Ohio 5- 1 using three goals by Bauer and two from halfback Jean Howitt, and trounced Indiana’s Marion College 6- I. Baueragain led the attack with four goals, while singles were supplied by Goetz and forward Shari Carter. Although Waterloo was able to win all five games, McCrae feels that there are still some areas in which her team can get better. “Wejust work moreon ourdefenceand man-markingand our specialty pieces, such as corner hits, require improvement,” she states. This weekend, the Athenas play in an exhibition tournament at York. Both the Yeowomen and Toronto Blues, who were ranked higher than Waterloo in the final 1982 CIA U Top IO, will be there to challenge UW in what should be a very exciting tournament.

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cross country At McMaster, Sept. 17: Queen’s ist, Waterloo 2nd. Individual Warrior finishers: Rob Hardy (6th), Cal Orok (7th), Harvey Mitro (9th) Next meet: Sept. 24, at York

At McMaster, Sept. 17: Queen’s 1st Waterloo 2nd. Individual Athena finishers: Lana Marjama (2nd), Rhonda Bell (9th) Next meet: Sept. 24, at York

Field Hockey At Sauk Valley. Sept. 16-18: Waterloo 7, Wheaton College 0 Waterloo 1, Western Michigan 0 Waterloo 3, Central Michigan 0 Waterloo 5, Ohio 1 Waterloo 6, Marion College 1 Next tournament: Sept. 24, 25 at York

Football Waterloo 32, Windsor 13 ; Sept. 17 Next game: Sept. 24, at York, 2 p.m.

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The addition of the Columbia Icefield to the on-campus sports facilities at U W has been a boost to many teams. The hockey Warriors obviously benefit the most, and the track surrounding the ice will help the indoor track and field team. It also allows Waterloo to finally have a varsity figure skating team. According to figure skating coach, Lou Davidson, It’s taken a long time to get the team going.” Ice time, especially in KitchenerWaterloo, is both hard to find and expensive. With the Icefield, the team can train for free within walking distance of#the villages. The team is for both Warrior and Athena skaters, and practices will be on Wednesday RECEIVER

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and Friday mornings. An inaugural meeting for those who are interested in forming this new team is scheduled for September 27th, at 5 p.m. in PA6 1001. Waterloo will compete against five other teams in their opening season, which consists of three meets. Invitationals will be held at, York (January 13th) and Queen’s (January 2&h), with the Ontario finals scheduled to be held at Western on February 18th. Davidson is a local resident, and a UW employee. She has twenty-two years ofskating experience, many with the Holidays on Ice skating show. As well, Michelle Wiley will be serving the team as an assistant coach. m

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Stan Chelmecki Stan is a fourth year Arts student, now in his third season as the starting quarterback for the Warriors. He is an unusual athlete in that he is a quadruple threat. He can pass, run, punt, and place kick with anyone in the OUAA. Last Saturday against Windsor, touchdowns of 3,28, and 38 yards.

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17 Imprint. Campus Recreation is asking all of you who regularly participate, and those who don’t, to register for the month of October. All you have to do is ‘be fit’ three times per week. Registration forms are available from your fitness instructor, pool instructor, varsity coach, and the PAC receptionist, starting October 1, 1983. When you register you will receive the personal fitness package and the Participaction sticker. Register soon and don’t miss out on the second CIRA Personal Fitness Challenge. n

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Referees Needed Campus Recreation is again offeringanextensivecompetitive league program, and to ensure that these leagues run effectively and efficiently we are asking that anyone interested in officiating attend the following meetings: Basketball: Thursday Sept. 22nd. Hockey: Thursday, Sept. 29th. Volleyball: Monday, Oct. 3 1st. All meetings are in Campus Centre room 135 at 5:45 p.m. In particular Campus Ret is looking for Flag Football referees. Please register in the Campus Recreation Office, PAC 2040.

Weight Training Club The Weight Training club will have their organizational meeting on Thursday, Sept. 22nd at 7:00 p.m. in CC 135. The Weight Training club’s intentions are to educate people who are interested .in weight training for overall fitness and better performance in their particular sport. If you find yourself too busy ta join a regular program, Campus Recreation still has something for you. Jogging and weight training books are available at the PAC room 2040 for your personal use.

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Practice times at the Columbia Icefield can be booked starting the week of September 26th for times beginning October 3rd through October 10th. There are forty to fifty hours open on a first come first serve basis. Ice booking forms can be picked up from the PAC receptionist and there will beafivedollar per hour fee charged for the ice time.

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Pltiy’s directoQ Janet Amos, prefers stage to cow barns by Deborah Austin Imprint staff The Tomorrow Box is a far cry from Janet Amos’s previous productions, when the only way toguage her acceptance was by how many times the cows mooed. Amongst the livestock and farmers in Blythe, Ont., in 1972, Amos did a premier performance of The Farm Show. “The audience laughed, cried and shared the improvisations of their everyday happenings,“explained Amos. “That changed my idea of what theatre should do.” “Theatre is a reflective experience and makes clear how we are,” described Amos, who produced and directed The Tomorrow Box and performed in The Farm Show, both of gyhich deal with dogmatic accounts of rural life. The Tomorrow .Box was written by Anne Chislett, who also wrote Quiet in the Land. The play won the 1982 Chalmers Canadian Play Award, and broke box office records last year at all seven sell-out performances in the Humanities Theatre. “If you have to beg, borrow or steal the money for a ticket, do it. It’s (The Tomorrow Box) the best laugh-mixed with a tear or two for a hundred miles in any direction”, the Listowel Banner wrote. Earthy, excited,andengaging,Amosexplained“Mymotheris an actress and I had no interest in performing theatrically until high school, when I took lessons and performed with summer stock.” After high school, Amos continued her education at the University of Toronto, receiving a degree in Chinese; she also attended Ohio State University, but “I didn’t think about professional theatre until after college.” Amos’s theatrical indecisions changed when she went to Blyth and performed in The Farm Show. She lived, worked and talked with farmers in Clinton, Ont. for six weeksas research for The Farm Show, and she wrote a collection of memoires on their lives and concerns. “The farmers wereextraordinariiyfriendly,” Amos recalls, although she indicated they were somewhat estranged in the beginning. But at the end of the six weeks research period, an intimate bond had formed between the actors and farmers. Amos is not one to sit in the wing of a balcony; on the contrary, she became Artistic Director of Blyth Summer Festival in 1979 and is a producer, actress, mother and wife. Amos walks a fine line combining business, theatre and family as a successful mix. She confirmed this by saying, “In 1977, I was asked todirect The Myth Memorial History Show which opened on July 27; my son Joey was born the next day; and two weeks later I strated work on the CBC series A Gift to Last.” Amos’s husband, Ted Jo,hns, also acts and writes for the Blyth Summer Festival. Amos mentions, “The growth and development of the Blyth Summer Festival, producing original plays, has been miraculous. There is now an extensive winter programme of music, theatre and children’s entertainment. Our children’s workshops are producing young actors, writiers and technicians at a great rate.” Blyth summer Festival performs live theatre in rural areas, where it is often a first time for the audiences to witness live performances, and as a result they have developed a new audience. “We’ve played in auction barns under freezing conditions, school gymnasiums, the basement of ,Blyth Memorial and on the Stratford stage which was the last place we performed .” The Blyth Summer Festival was founded 120 kilometres northwest of Waterloo, and now travels throughout Canada with a non-profit budget of $400,000 a year. Amos’s sensitive style offers the audience an opportunity to see themselves in a reflective, poignant humorous manner. “I gear to my audience, and serve the people in turn-of-the-century and renovated theatres such as South-Hampton, Hanover, Wakerton, Goderich, Draytonand Petrolia. These towns have a population of anywhere between 1,000 - 5,000 members,“said Amos. Amos wrote, produced and directed Down North and My Irish Rose, both plays receiving an average audience of over 400 people per performance in a theatre with a seating capacity of 500. The combined talents of Amos and Blyth Summer Festival have made it possible to see The Tomorrow Box which started September 2@h, and the last performance can be seen on the eve of September 24th, in the Humanities Theatre. In addition, the City of Waterloo has voted in a Blyth Summer Festival Week for late in the month of September.

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by Jennifer Kennington Imprint staff The Tomorrow Box, written by Anne Chislett, deals with feminism - specifically in the case of Maureen Cooper (Anne Anglin), a 60 year old farmer’s wife who must stand up for herself to assert her individuality. In this comedy play, which is both fresh and down-to-earth, Chislett combines love and laughter with such contemporary issues as women’s rightsand marriage. Although set in a small farming community in rural Ontario, the characters of the play are universal - we laugh and cry with them throughout the play, seeing ourselves in their simple, every day talk and concerns. The play is about the Cooper family. After forty years of farming near Drummond, Ontario, Jack Cooper (Dean Harves) sells his farm to his newly married son, Joe (Pierre Tetrault) with plans to retire to Florida. Dean Harves was the priest in last year’s hit at the Humanities Theatre, Quiet in the Land, also produced by the Blyth Summer Festival. Although it was written by the same author, Anne Chislett, she deals with an entirely different, and seemingly opposing, issue in her new success: The Tomorrow Box - women and marriage versus Amish pacifism. Cooper does not consult his wife, Maureen, before making the descion to sell, believing her to be too stubborn to agree, yet confident that she will go along with his plans, par usual. Jack shares his son’s opinion that “What woman wouldn’t want to retire to Miami ?” But Maureen disagrees. She does not want to leave her home, friends, family, and possessions to go deep-sea fishing or to go to Disney World. As she says, “I was born here and raised my children here. . . and I want to die here,” to which her egotistical boor of a husband replies, “Fine, when the time comes, 1’11ship you back.” He refuses to waste his time talking to her about the issue, resulting in her decision to leave after 40 years of marriage. Maureen’s daughter-in-law, Alice Cooper (Deborah Graham) and Alice’s sister, Lisa Graham (Nancy Beatty), both lawyers, defend and encourage Maureen to stand up for her rights, rather than give in to avoid a scene as she has in the past. The Tomorrow Box is a box, full of articles from an auction sale, which you “buy today and find out what’s in it when you get home,” explains Maureen. This box is a symbol of marriage in the play - full of various articles which are well-hidden until after the ceremony. Maureen does not bother to look inside her box of marriage for 40 years, while Alice and Joe - typical of their generation - discover they have been disillusioned after a mere two weeks. These “odds and ends no one gets around to throwing out” can be ignored for only so long, since they must be sorted through if the marriage is to survive. The characters are cast incredibly well, and under the sensitive direction of Janet Amos, it appears that Anne Chislett

had the actors and actresses in. mind when she wrote The Tomorrow Box. Anne Anglin, a nominee for an Actra Award in 1978, realistically portrays an oppressed farm wife who is subservient to her husband - busy making his meals, getting pregnant again, and saving her “egg money”. Her transformation from a passive wife to a self-supporting business manager is made believable through Anglin’s perceptive acting ability. The audience loves her, especially during her metamorphosis, when she stands up to her husband, retorting, “You’ll have to listen to her - she’s (Lisa) my lawyer.” Supportive applause and warm chuckles are heard again when Maureen expresses her desire to become “a divorced photographer - like Margaret Trudeau.” Ms. Trudeau is worn-out material, yet this reference is direct and to the point. Her husband, Jack, reveals his attitude towards life in general, saying one shouldn’t “waste too much time talking.” He prefers to lecture - discuss is not a word in his vocabulary - turning to face the audience when he talks. In this manner he avoids acknowledginganyattemptsbyo?hers tointerrupt hisspeeches, and succeeds in alienating his fellow characters, as his role calls for. The Tomorrow Box is an enjoyable play, full of simple humour, which appeals to people of all ages. It is well worth the ticket price of $7.50 for students and seniors, and $9.00 regular, to get a taste of the fine quality Canadian drama Blyth produces. Spend an evening this weekend at the HumanitiesTheatre --sit back, relax, but don’t be too surprised if you find yourself nodding, grinning, and wondering where Anne Chislett got her material when you see yourself, your friends, and your family in the characters on stage!

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number, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, a spontaneous cheer erupted from the sold-out crowd - even though the group was here just six months ago; even though their repetoire was virtually the same. Even some of the bawdy jokes and posings were the same, and like their previous visit, the Nylons pulled off another appreciated performance parade. Now, you might want to run off and start your own a Capella band after reading such a glowing review, but before you go out and spend all of your cash on a pink suit and white microphone, you should know about a few of the prerequisites to star-struck a capelladom, outlined to Imprint by Marc Conners, founder of the Nylons. First, you should have experience as an actor/singer or singer/actor. “Allof us, Claude Morrison, Paul Cooper, Arnold Robinson, and myself, have had singing/acting experience. Arnold, of course, came to us from the Platters. Paul used to do a lot of studio work, and Claude did free theatre and some musicals. My own background includes work with the Stratford and Charlottetown theatres, as well as CBC.” “The theatre background shows up in our noted Connors. “We use lots performance,” of lighting for atmosphere. We like togive each song its own personality with light. Of course, we also include dance and humour - for us, it’s natural to include these things.” You also have to be willing to work rehearsals have to be attended, arrangements

must be learned, and you always must be ready to extend your limits. “We’re doing more and more original music on our albums as we get more confident about the quality - although, I don’t think we’ll ever be doing a completley original act. Those songs from the past are too much a part’of what the Nylons are about.” “We’re pushing more into jazz sounds. One song we do, Town Without Pity by Gene

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“We consider ourselves rockapella because we use percussion,” said Connors. ‘!Also, we use a lot of electronics - digital delays, and space-echoes, and flangers, and harmonizers, and reverb, and verbal exciters . . . if there’s a new toy out there we don’t have yet, we’ll have it soon.” If you get it all together like Connors and his friends, you may have something. “The audience went wild the first time we performed in Yorkville, and we knew we had some real appeal. It seemed more popular than it really should have . . . it was really amazing.” Judging by the response here in Waterloo last Saturday night,’ Marc Connors and the other members of the. Nylons won’t have to worry about not being popular for some time to come.

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Last year, Trio gained international attention with their hit Da Da Da. Thissong may fall under the heading of minimalist music - I call it a trashy novelty song. An inexpensive Casio calculator/mini-keyboard was used for the rhythm track, and that takes no more talent to use than pushing a button (if you get hold of one of these mini-keyboards push the ‘Rock 1’ rhythm setting and see what I mean). Well, the Casio is gone, but the trash lives on with the release of Trio’s new single and the extended version of Anna Lefmein, Letmeout. The song is repetitive to the point where the repetition no longer works, becoming boring and tedious. The guitar chords almost never change or leave the offbeat, and the vocals are delivered in a monotone that wears thin within the first two

Neither does the LP live up to its spunky title, Shabooh Shoobah. The music is pure pop and is reminiscent of The Knack (remember?) withdashesof keyboardsandcutenoises that border on electro-pop. The musiciansare competent, but no more so than local bar bands, some of which are much more deserving of the sort of publicity thisgroup has received. There is, however, some nice sax by Kirk Pengilly, which adds some life. The vocals are painfully void of any range or emotion. Each song is sung with the sort of enthusiasm one has when you are on the 99th bottle of beer. As well, don’t be deceived by that slightly erotic photograph on the album sleeve. The sound is about as sensual as the previously mentioned boomerang. There are two tracks worth listening to once, maybe twice. The first single of the LP, The One Thing, is made for nothing more than top 40 airplay, but it is an enjoyable piece of pop with nice sax work. The last track on the LP, Don’t Change, which is receiving considerable FM airplay, is a fresh effort by these Aussies. The song is a nice blend of good guitar and some haunting keyboards. Really though, about the most pleasure one could find in this album would be to listen to it at 45 RPMs, or perhaps play it backwards some evening and try to find some sort of Satanic message. Let’s hope this boomerang returns to where it came from.,,

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minutes of this almost five minute long song. The most interesting instrument used is the organ, which adds a touch of ambience to a song that otherwise sounds as flat as the vinyl on which it is pressed. This band confuses me. Just as I was about to write them off completely, I put on the b-side song, a live version of Kummer which was recorded in Fruhjahr last year. There is a mood to Kummer that somewhat resembles a death march, with church bells beginning the song and the oppressive bass drum sounding the death knell. The lyrics are sung in ,both German and English, and in this case the monotone delivery works. Aftera brief narration in German, the song continues with a haunting keyboard solo in which the pitch of an occasional note is bent, with no apparent regard for structure. This lack of structure is effective because’ it makes the solo both .. unpredictable and eerie. If you enjoyed Da Da Da then you won’t be disappointed with Anna - Letmein, Letmeout. If this doesn’t appeal to you but you feel adventurous, give the b-side a listen - it deserves it.

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’ , Ronnie’

by don button Imprint staff If Ronnie Hawkins doesn’t hit the Big Time in the next 25 to 30 years, he’s “gonna pack it in and call it quits” - a typical witticism from a man who has risen from poverty to become a millionaire, drifted back into poverty overnight, and then made the slow climb back to millionaire. He has substantial real estate holdings in London, Peterborough, ‘Stoney Creek, Toronto, Kitchener (he owns the Breslau Hotel), and Arkansas. His equipment is all his own, and is first-rate all the way. He was awarded a Juno as Canada’s best country singer in 1982. ’ He’hosted Honky Tonk, a CBC hit TV show. He sells-out concerts all across Canada, Europe and Britain. He’s appeared in movies, and is about to be the subject of a full length documentary. He is considered to be the last of the great old rockers, and is credited with aiding the careers of such notables as Roy Buchanan, Fred Carter, King Biscuit Boy (of Crowbar fame), John Till (one of the founders

Toronto,

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of Janis Joplin’s Full Tilt Boogie Band), Bob Dylan, and, of course, the Band: Robbie Robertson, Rick Danko, Garth Hudson, Richard Manuel and Levon Helm. And still he yearns for the Big Time, which, in a recent Imprint interiew at Chances R, he described as “being able to go into a restaurant or a bar and order anything you want without having to look at the price first.” Of course, Hawkins (also known as Rompin’ Ronnie, the Hawk, and Mr; Dynamo) can afford to eat and drink whatever he wants. Just as he can afford to lose the deep south accent that he brought with him from Arkansas in 1958. He can also afford to shed the cowboy hat and boots, the south-western dress, the long, flowing, silver mane, and the country bumpkin witticisms and ways. But then, that wouldn’t be Ronnie Hawkins. The long-lived rockabilly king (“We were trying to play Black music, and weren’t good enough so it came out different and we called it rockabilly”) is thriving in an industry

Streetheart

by Rod Garratt Imprint staff Canadian rock bands Toronto and Streetheart were in town Sunday, September 18th for a show at the Kitchener Auditorium. The attendance for the show was about half capacity, with an audience composed mainly of young teenagers trying to shatter what the CHYM announcer called their “back to school blues”. The show started on time at 7:30 p.m. with back up band Streetheart. The lead singer fumbled around the stage during the opening number, knocking the mike standoff the stage in his attempt to get the crowd excited. This action onlyresultedin his losing the mike which he then had- to crawi under the stage to retrieve. He did not disrupt the progress of the song, however, and would later laugh it off in his first chat with the crowd. Despite mistimed challenges to have the audience join in singing (the mike was shoved into the crowed during a lead solo, leaving those involved quite confused with what they were supposed to sing), audience participation finally surged when the band performed What Kind of Love is This. The crowd was also quite entertained by Streetheart’s version of Get It Up One More Time. It was during this song that the crowed could finally be heard joining in during the chorus. Streetheart closed with a very extended version of Under-My Thumb, a song with quite a history of being redone. The song lasted about fifteen minutes, but was well done as the band’sown innovations prevented it from becoming boring. Toronto came on after only a short intermission. Their act featured a brand new light show, and a new bass player, Michael Tilka, formerly of Max Webster and Katuu. The band wore a muddled variation of costumes, with the females dominating the stage in their sexy, hard rock outfits, while the rest of the members were dressed almost too casually for comfort.

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(Humanities Theatre) on September 26th, he’ll be playing the same old rockabilly classics that have made him an institution in that musical form. Of course, the show will be a little different from the typical Hawkins fare - he usually plays bars and honky tonks where the people can get down to some foot-stomping hooting and hollering. And it’s hard to do that in the Humanities Theatre. But knowing Rompin’ Ronnie, who was tagged as such because of the gymnastics he brought with him from the University of Arkansas (from which he graduated) to the stage, he’ll find something. Aided by a tight, solid band that includes, among others, his son, and a Kitchener native, Dave Lewis, on drums, Hawkins will._ entertain, excite, and stimulate. And about the same time he gets around to starting the famous Who Do You Live, the place will explode. You might never be able to sit through a play there with a straight face again.

show of Girl’s Night Out, and returned

for one encore.

Neither band was exceptionalin their performance, but that is not to say the performances were not satisfactory. Streetheart filled the position of back-up band with great enthusiasm, and Toronto honoured top billing in the same fashion. They had a super light show. They moved around on stage. They even played all their AM hits. But one thing they lacked was flash pots. Strange. I thought all big bands used flash pots.

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by Dave Herron Imprint staff The sold-out Boys Brigade concert last Thursday night at the Waterloo Inn was interesting - interesting for what it revealed about the need for balance between rhythmand melody in order to get people dancing. Half of this six-man Toronto band play drums. And with the powerful bass work included, this combination makes rhythm the dominant element of their sound. The synthesizer and guitar were subdued, except when briefly featured, and with few really attractive vocal lines, even four of their voices couldn’t provide the melodic content that was missing. The crowd responded accordingly.iThey spent the first set standing around. The band’s beat was always forceful and often trickily syncopated, but they indulged in rambling, rhythmic explorations and, let’s face it, drums are drums. They can’t do it alone. Think of what the latest Police hit EveryBreath You Take would sound like without the guitar arpeggios and infectious

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melody. We have to remember, though, that they’re a young band with only one album out (produced,-by the way, by Geddy Lee, of Rush, which may account for the prominence of the front-and-centre bassist) so without an abundance of top material, the first set was understandably filled mostly with lessthan-top songs. It’s natural and strategic to save the best for last, and that’s what Boy’s Brigade did.-It wasn’t the extra alcohol-consumed during the break that got people dancing throughout the second set, it was better music. The album songs had tighter structures, catchier vocals, and were more interesting melodically. With songs like Anger, Mefody and Into The Flow, the Boys really got the crowd moving. With time, and an ear for stronger melodic content to complement their percussion, Boys Brigade will develop a repertoire that will allow them to command attention throughout an entire live performance, more in the way they can do with their album. -

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of 1984 As a university gtxduate, you have something of interest to offer us: your degree, plus a wish to succeed in a professional environment. As one of Canada’s major employers, we, too, have something of value to offer you: a respect for your academic achievement and a working milieu for your meaningful contribution. We usually follow the same hiring patterns as the private sector; our recruitment activities, however, are currently affected by a low rate of employee departures and shrinking departmental budgets. We will be interviewing some candidates for anticipated vacancies; in other cases, we will be assessing applications and placing them in inventory, for future consideration. We invite you to apply, if your degree is in one of the following areas: Administration Engineering Commerce Library !Gzience Computer Science Mathematics/Statistics Economics The closing date for applications is 14 October 1983. The _ Financial Administration Test of Technical Knowledge will be held on 20 October 1983 at 19:OO. Please ask your placement o5ce about the exam location. Pick up your copy of the Careers Arbfic Service Canada publications at your campus placement office or at an o5ce of the Public Service Commission of Canada. Note: In light of the current reorganization within External AfTairs Canada and the ongoing assessment by the department of its future personnel needs, there will be no Foreign Service Officer recruitment competition this year.

The Public Service of Canada is an equal opportunity employer

He has taken starving musicians under his wing, only to see them turn into superstars .while he, by choice, remained in the Canadian bar circuit. The private Ronnie Hawkins is out of reach for the inquisitive journalist, but the public Ronnie Hawkins remained true to the image when underlings, rose to fame and fortune. “Hell, it’s great! You know you’ll always have someone to borrow money from.” Hawkins’ witticisms are well-known to Canadian music lovers, and so is his music. “My music hasn’t changed,” he explains, “just my bands”, and there is an element of truth in that -he left Arkansas playing the same songs he played when he went back a few years ago for his first return tour in over 25 years: And when he plays the UW Arts Centre

The show itself was quite powerful. It had flashing lights, loud screams and plenty of movement up and down the stage (largely made possible by the wireless FM system on guitars and mikes). The songs they performed were off their new album, such aslin Standing In and Girl’s Night Out were the big hits of the night: Crowd approval, however, was also great for Toronto’s past hit Even The Score, from the album Looking for Trouble.

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dominated by youth. He may be as rough and tough and street-wise as he’d have you believe, and he may have lived through the thousands of stories he has to tell, but he is probably the warmest, kindest, most unselfish musician who ever climbed the stage.

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Tuesday, September 27th ’ 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. cc 135 For ? information, call .Deb Gold at 886-9866

Everyone VVekome! Future topics include: “Syridn Jewry” “Patrimonial vs. Matrimonial Descent” and “What does Being a Jew Mean Today?”

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A referendum to approve Federation Hall 27 and 28.

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will be open from 930 a.m. to MO pm.

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Voting will be by faculty, with polling stations located in in the main foyer of the buildings listed below:

A referendumwill be held on September 27 and 28 to approve the construction of FederationHall and to increasethe student Federationfee. FederationHall will be a licensedfacility.withlive entertainment and seatingfor 650 people.If approved, construction of this new pub may beginas early as October and be ready to open next July. Detailsare availablein the FederationOffices in the Campus Centre, and in the Imbrint of September6.

Polling Locations: Arts & Integrated Studies Environmental Studies Engineering ’ . Mathematics H. K. L. S. Science (for Optometry, see below) Renison j I St. Jerome’s Optometry:

Arts

Lecture Hall ENV Studies 1 CPH (Eng Sot Lounge) Math & Comp (3rd Floor) PAC (Red North) ESC (Sci Sot Office) Renison College St. Jerome’s College

Special Poll from lo:30 to 1:30 at the Optometry At all other times, vote at the Science poll.

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Public Meeting A public meeting to discuss the proposed building project known as Federation Hall was held on Wednesday, September 21. If you were unable to attend and have questions or comments, please phone or drop by the offices of the Federation of Students. I c